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What up, my lovely females?
This is your boy, Costa.
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Your host for the evening.
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Behind me is Thomas Kub's house,
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today is Thomas Kub's birthday,
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and this is Project X, yo.
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[2 Live Crew's
"We Want Some Pussy" playing]
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Birthday cake! Mmm.
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Dax, my dick is gonna
get so wet tonight--
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- Excuse me?
- Shit! Um...
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- Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already.
- So,
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what's getting wet tonight?
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Uh... nothing.
I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.
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Who's your friend?
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Don't worry about him. We're just shooting
this little birthday movie for Thomas.
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It's, like, this day-in-the-life
thing that we do.
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He's still in the shower.
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See you later.
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[whispering]
Fuck me, that was close!
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Dax...
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- Happy birthday, motherfucker!
- Shit!
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What the fuck, dude?
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- What the fuck, man?
- Get out. Quit jerking off to your mom.
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So, dude, it's your last day of being a loser.
How does it feel?
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Ew! You're such a dick, Costa.
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That shit never gets old.
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What's up, Dax?
How'd they rope you into this?
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He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V club.
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He's a fucking weirdo, I know,
but he's a solid shooter.
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He's gonna make us look pimping.
You fucking better!
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- Thomas, get down here!
- Oh, shit. Let's go.
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You said your parents were
gonna be gone by 7.
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- Come on.
- I don't want to go talk to your fucking dad.
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Your mother will kill me,
and then I'll have to kill you guys.
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- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay?
- Oh, cool.
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You guys can have that.
Knock yourself out.
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Back door, turn the alarm system off,
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and, look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot.
I know that you're going to have friends over,
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- Dad, why do you think--
- Honestly, we have no--
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I'm sorry,
who are you?
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That's Dax. He's shooting a movie
for a birthday ... present.
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- He's just a friend from school.
- Four or five friends tops.
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I'm just asking that
you please respect my house.
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- Okay?
- Alright. Fine.
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So, don't forget to leave the
gate open for the gardener.
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I know I don't need to tell you,
but my car is off-limits.
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- Yeah, Dad, I know.
- Okay. Good.
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Pool heater?
Don't touch it.
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Also, guys, do not
go in my office, right?
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You know I have three
projects I'm working on.
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I don't want anybody in there. Clear?
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Get out. Out! Out! Out! Out!
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Nothing goes in here, alright?
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Where's your mom?
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Oh, I've got to get the bags.
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What... What's going on?
What's the matter?
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I'm just worried.
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- About what?
- I don't know.
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Thomas. Leaving him
alone all weekend.
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Please, stop it.
Come on, honey, he's...
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- He's 17 years old.
- That's what I'm worried about.
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Let's be realistic here, okay?
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This is Thomas we're talking about.
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- He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
- What is that supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying that he's not
that type of kid, you know?
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He's got a couple of friends.
They're gonna hang out.
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They're not going to do anything.
He's a sweet kid, but...
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he's a loser.
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[all singing]
Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, Thomas.
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Whoo! Yay!
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Honey, car's here.
Boys, you've got to get to school.
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Cool.
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Hold on. We've got to give
Thomas his birthday present.
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Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas
was born on your anniversary, huh?
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What a great anniversay gift: A baby.
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Happy birthday, sweetie!
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Mom's minivan? Nice!
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- Yeah, and it's just for school and back, all right?
- Yes, of course.
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- Cool, right? You've got a car now.
- Thank you so much. I know.
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Okay, and, Milo, you take
good care of Thomas, okay?
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Mom's gonna miss you.
Okay, bye.
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All right. See you, guys.
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And, uh, every one of my
phone calls gets answered, right?
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- Every one.
- Yeah, I know.
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- All right. Have fun.
- Happy anniversary!
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Get off me,
you little faggot dog!
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Yeah! It's on,
motherfucker! Whoo!
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Chill out! God damn.
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Dude, it was really cool of your mom and
dad to clean it out and wash it for you.
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Dude, it's a free car.
I'm not about to complain about a free car.
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First off, it's not even a car.
It's a fucking minivan.
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We can't even roll in this.
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Dude, too bad your dad didn't give
you the Benz. That would've been sick.
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You know, you're right, Costa.
Let's just take your car.
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- Oh, you don't have one.
- Good fucking joke.
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So, dog, you ready for tonight?
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Uh... I actually want to
talk to you about that
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before we jump into it.
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- I knew it. You're bitching out.
- What?
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What? Dude, I'm not bitching out.
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Thomas is bitching out like
the little bitch that he is.
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Oh, my God.
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We need this party, man.
You need this party.
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I'm just nervous. What if nobody
shows up? What if it sucks?
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That's not an option.
People will show up.
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Look at J.B. He's like a little
fat Rain Man texting away.
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Are you telling me
he doesn't need this?
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Holy shit! Did your parents give
you the minivan? That's awesome!
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Hey, Costa.
Hey, Dax!
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Excuse me,
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can I get to my locker right there?
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Dude, why are you staring at my dick?
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I wasn't.
It's-- my locker is right there...
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- Whatever, you fucking weirdo.
- Just let it go. Just come on.
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- Yeah, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom.
- See? See what I told you?
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Is it true what I heard about you
at Sam's party last week?
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You got a blowjob from his mom?
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That party was so sick.
Everyone got laid.
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You know, Wheelchair
Robert even got a handjob.
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Nice.
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Are you kidding me? Why the fuck
weren't we at that party, man?
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Well, so we missed
the party, dude. Big deal.
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It is a big deal.
We miss every party.
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I mean, did you hear that guy?
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Wheelchair Robert got beat off.
I want to show you something.
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You see this? Check this out.
That's Stacia. She's gorgeous, right?
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That's my girl back in Queens, and we
could be crushing this kind of ass.
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We need a game-changer.
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I mean, no one even knows who we are.
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If we want to be big-time players,
we need to make a big-time play.
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You feel me?
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J.B. ... Whoa! What the fuck, man?
Why do you have a boner?
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I don't. It's just ...
my underwear is sitting funny.
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- Dude, cover up.
- That's absolutely disgusting.
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I mean, it's easy to talk shit, when
the party's not even at your house.
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Dude, please don't back out.
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This party is going to
change everything for us.
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Yeah, well, I'm the one
taking the whole risk.
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I mean, all you do is show up and drink.
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Do you really think your two best friends
would ditch you if something went wrong?
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- I'm fucking offended, man.
- Yeah, me, too.
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The whole idea behind tonight
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is to get these bitches to recognize
us as large-scale ballers.
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Back in Queens,
I had hos blowing me on the reg.
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Then I started hanging out
with you two? ZERO!
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- I just don't really see the point any more.
- How do you not see the point?
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There's the point.
There's the point.
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- Okay.
- There's two more fucking points right there!
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- It's all around, dude.
- I get it.
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If you fuck this up, I will stab you.
I'm not kidding.
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- Okay, like, no more than twenty people.
- Twenty people?
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- All right. Thirty people, okay?
- Thirty people?
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Yeah. I have to make sure
my house doesn't get totally fucked.
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Thirty people won't change anything for us.
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All right. Like, okay,
fifty people absolute max.
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Fine. Fifty people.
Absolute max.
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You know, just big enough to be cool.
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Epic party at Thomas Kub's house. Hot bitches
dress like it. Ugly bitches stay home.
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Mass marketing.
Ya know.
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... and if you guys get there
before we get there,
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you could just get in the backyard and
set up, and do what you've got to do.
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Dax. Dax.
Go up over the top.
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Okay. Really appreciate that.
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Oh, uh... I have to
call you back, Sarah. I'm sorry.
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Dude, what are you doing, Dax?
Get the fuck out of here!
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Guys...
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Oh, are you fucking with me right now?
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That was a business call
for your birthday party!
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Who takes a shit
and makes a business call?
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Are you guys kidding me?
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Come on, dude. I can't see a thing!
It's dark as fuck in here!
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Dax, come on. Let's get closer.
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It should be pretty cool, eh?
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Basically chill.
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- I'm letting Costa plan most of it.
- Oh.
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That sounds like a really brilliant idea.
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No, he's doing a good job.
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He's, like, getting a bunch of booze, and...
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I think, like, a DJ.
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A DJ? Super chill.
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Guess what Mama Kub
and Papa Kub got for, uh...
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Baby Kub?
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- ...Baby Kub for his birthday?
- What?
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The Kubmobile.
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They gave you the minivan?
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For my birthday, yes.
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Your parents definitely
give the worst gifts ever.
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Where's your present?
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Dude, are you serious? You haven't gotten
me a birthday present in, like, ten years!
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- I thought we were just...
- So?
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But, since I am a better friend than you,
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I did get you something.
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I'll bring it tonight.
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Okay, I have to go run.
Happy birthday, loser.
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Don't trip.
Oh, shit!
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Ow!
I'm okay!
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Thomas, suck my cock.
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- What?
- Mama Kub and Papa Kub?
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Yeah. Those are my parents, asshole.
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Damn! She's so fucking hot, dude.
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You think she'll come tonight?
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I'm not inviting her.
You've got to do this one.
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Alexis won't come.
She fucks college dudes.
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Lamell?
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- What the...? I don't know any Lamell.
- Aw, he's cool.
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You guys, seriously, the last thing
I want in my house is a bunch of randoms.
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Wrong, dude.
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The last thing you want
is nobody at your fucking house.
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The more the word gets around,
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the more likely these chicks
are going to show up at our party.
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Watch and learn how Captain __ does it.
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[Trick Daddy's "I'm a Thug" playing]
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Hey, girls.
Remember to wear something tight.
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What's up, sisters?
Thomas Kub's house. 8 o'clock.
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Come get a piece of this white chocolate.
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Are you going to be going
to Thomas' birthday party tonight?
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Thomas? Who's that?
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Who's Thomas?
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Is there something there? That dick in the
sweater vest was telling us about?
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What up, Ace? 8 o'clock.
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What are your expectations
for the party tonight, dude?
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Get high. Fuck bitches.
You don't even know.
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Yeah, I think we're gonna come.
Can we bring some people?
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Can I bring people?
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Thomas Kub's house.
8 o'clock.
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[Happy Birthday, Thomas Kub!]
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Oh, shit!
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[J.B. likes hard cock]
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What we are witnessing
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is truly a breathtaking moment
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in the life of our young Thomas.
235
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The helpless fetus is
growing a tiny, tiny penis.
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A penis he may some day
237
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insert into this female's vagina,
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should he survive his first encounter
239
00:12:13,417 --> 00:12:16,197
without her
eating him.
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[Pusha T feat. Tyler, the Creator
"Trouble On My Mind" playing]
241
00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:34,900
Dude, we need a ton.
242
00:12:34,910 --> 00:12:36,566
Extra-large condoms.
243
00:12:36,576 --> 00:12:38,593
I'm not paying for that shit.
244
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[over PA]
Attention, valued shoppers.
245
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Join us for an evening of ballsy
entertainment at Thomas Kub's house.
246
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Dude, stop.
247
00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:55,526
Hey, little one, want
something to drink?
248
00:12:55,576 --> 00:12:58,286
She's gonna catch him,
and he's gonna get his ass kicked.
249
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:13,643
Holy shit, dude!
It's Miles Teller!
250
00:13:15,219 --> 00:13:17,648
Dude, that's him. Holy shit.
251
00:13:18,029 --> 00:13:20,649
Yeah, my boy started at
second base for UMC.
252
00:13:20,659 --> 00:13:23,329
I heard he got sent to detention once
and he ended up banging the teacher.
253
00:13:23,330 --> 00:13:25,336
Mi-Tel, what's crackin', bro?
254
00:13:25,658 --> 00:13:26,982
We go to North Pas.
255
00:13:26,992 --> 00:13:29,542
- Yeah, we're big fans.
- Huge fans.
256
00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,138
Cool. Awesome.
257
00:13:31,148 --> 00:13:33,005
Look: we're making a movie.
258
00:13:33,768 --> 00:13:34,942
Invite him, man. Come on.
259
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,668
Okay, uh...
260
00:13:36,678 --> 00:13:37,993
Listen, Miles,
261
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:40,763
we're having a little
soir�e at my place tonight.
262
00:13:40,773 --> 00:13:42,299
I mean, if you want to swing by.
263
00:13:42,309 --> 00:13:44,537
Teller, my boy here is
under-selling this like a motherfucker.
264
00:13:44,538 --> 00:13:47,157
The shit's gonna be legit.
You should definitely swing by.
265
00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:49,034
Yeah, I can't
I've actually got other plans tonight,
266
00:13:49,064 --> 00:13:50,660
so I might not make it.
267
00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,320
Dude, think about it.
It's on Dickens Street.
268
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Love to have you.
269
00:13:54,896 --> 00:13:56,813
Uh... Dickens Street?
270
00:13:56,823 --> 00:13:58,820
That's your party?
You guys are throwing that?
271
00:13:58,830 --> 00:14:01,460
I'm-- That's where I'm going. I heard
it's gonna be fucking crazy, bro.
272
00:14:01,470 --> 00:14:03,215
Yeah, it's my party.
I'm Thomas Kub.
273
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:04,471
It's my birthday today.
274
00:14:04,472 --> 00:14:07,111
Yeah, I heard there's gonna be
unlimited high-school pussy and shit.
275
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:09,721
Dude, high-school pussy for days.
276
00:14:09,731 --> 00:14:12,601
What? Mind your own business, lady.
277
00:14:12,722 --> 00:14:15,442
Um... how are you guys doing
on liquor? You got liquor?
278
00:14:16,546 --> 00:14:18,802
I'll figure it out. I'll tell you what: Don't
even worry about it, man. I'll bring it.
279
00:14:18,803 --> 00:14:20,822
I'll call my boys up.
Don't even sweat about anything.
280
00:14:20,823 --> 00:14:23,241
Thank you so much!
281
00:14:23,251 --> 00:14:24,816
Cool. See you guys tonight, then.
282
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,974
- Alright, cool.
- Dickens Street.
283
00:14:26,984 --> 00:14:28,962
Teller, bring your mitt.
We'll play catch.
284
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:30,216
No.
285
00:14:30,226 --> 00:14:32,023
Bring your mitt?
Fucking fuck?
286
00:14:32,833 --> 00:14:36,888
[AMG's "Bitch Betta Have My Money" playing]
287
00:14:35,498 --> 00:14:38,048
Okay, here's what I want:
288
00:14:38,389 --> 00:14:41,470
The party is limited to the backyard, okay?
289
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,993
The house will be locked,
and the alarm will be set.
290
00:14:45,003 --> 00:14:47,362
No one is going inside. All right?
291
00:14:47,402 --> 00:14:49,922
- You want us to throw down in the bushes?
- I don't care.
292
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:53,254
Dude, if I don't fuck a girl with big
titties tonight, I'm drowning myself.
293
00:14:53,264 --> 00:14:56,606
I don't care if she's 300 pounds.
I have to fuck a girl with big titties.
294
00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:58,413
You feel my drift, J.B.?
295
00:14:58,423 --> 00:15:01,394
Sure do. I mean,
I'd love to get some oral,
296
00:15:01,404 --> 00:15:04,004
or, at least, do some finger-banging.
297
00:15:04,325 --> 00:15:07,286
What? Finger-banging?
Can you please elaborate?
298
00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:09,000
What you're going to do
is take your first finger,
299
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,466
your thumb, and your middle finger.
300
00:15:10,467 --> 00:15:12,666
Make a "come here" motion.
Like, "Hey, come here."
301
00:15:12,667 --> 00:15:15,296
This is called, "The Machine Gun",
or "The Friendly Scissors".
302
00:15:15,306 --> 00:15:17,745
This is called, "The Circle of Pleasure"...
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider" ...
303
00:15:17,975 --> 00:15:20,153
Tapping and circling... Tap-tap-tap...
304
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:22,412
By the way, keep telling her
how pretty she is all the time.
305
00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:24,178
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
306
00:15:24,188 --> 00:15:26,979
- Oh, my God!
- Your loss, man. It's good knowledge.
307
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:27,996
You're gonna go straight up here,
308
00:15:27,997 --> 00:15:29,307
and then you're gonna
take a right again.
309
00:15:29,308 --> 00:15:32,499
Alright. Listen. The three of us
will have full access to the house
310
00:15:32,509 --> 00:15:34,266
for sex and finger-banging--
311
00:15:34,276 --> 00:15:35,189
Yes!
312
00:15:35,199 --> 00:15:36,835
-- but no one else, okay?
313
00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:38,803
Of course, bro.
We got your back.
314
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,469
- Okay. Take a right.
- Here?
315
00:15:40,479 --> 00:15:42,153
You're gonna want to lock your doors.
316
00:15:42,154 --> 00:15:44,032
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
317
00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:45,778
Lock your doors.
318
00:15:45,788 --> 00:15:49,151
T-Rick. Gotta score
some of that chronic shit!
319
00:15:49,161 --> 00:15:50,446
Are you sure this guy is cool?
320
00:15:50,447 --> 00:15:52,754
T-Rick's the coolest.
He's ex-military.
321
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:55,394
Wait 'til you see his gun
collection, bro. It's fucking insane.
322
00:15:55,404 --> 00:15:56,747
This place is ghetto as fuck.
323
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,453
Yeah. Why the fuck do we have
to come all the way over here?
324
00:15:58,454 --> 00:16:00,252
I mean, can't we just get it at school?
325
00:16:00,253 --> 00:16:03,213
Where do you think the school
gets it from? This is wholesale, nigga.
326
00:16:03,223 --> 00:16:05,772
You are literally retarded.
327
00:16:05,782 --> 00:16:08,131
Aw, shut the fuck up.
328
00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:12,106
T-Rick! Open up!
329
00:16:16,351 --> 00:16:18,259
Hey! What's up, bro?
330
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:23,408
How you doing?
Everything copacetic?
331
00:16:23,409 --> 00:16:26,670
Dude, everything's great. I see you
upgraded the dish. Everything looks great.
332
00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:30,012
Yeah, I fucking did. I upscaled it.
333
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:31,588
These are my boys J.B. and Thomas.
334
00:16:31,598 --> 00:16:34,218
Hi. How are you doing?
335
00:16:40,949 --> 00:16:45,195
...a semi-automatic Mossberg Maverick.
336
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:47,353
I'd love to go to the range
with you some time. You know?
337
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:50,324
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Go down to the range.
338
00:16:50,334 --> 00:16:52,692
Get it all out of your system.
339
00:16:52,702 --> 00:16:55,141
Pretend you're killing Congs if you want.
340
00:16:55,151 --> 00:17:01,344
[James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"
playing in background]
341
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:10,047
Alright, well, I'll get your stuff.
342
00:17:10,057 --> 00:17:12,285
- Here. Stoke up the fire, buddy.
- Aw, man, you're the man.
343
00:17:12,286 --> 00:17:14,724
- Okay, T-Rick.
- Yeah. Kick ass, man.
344
00:17:16,099 --> 00:17:17,906
Can we get going?
345
00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:24,018
- Come sit down, dude.
- Check it out.
346
00:17:24,028 --> 00:17:27,110
- What are you doing?
- Fucking stop.
347
00:17:29,027 --> 00:17:31,275
That's technically a homosexual act.
348
00:17:32,439 --> 00:17:34,437
Oh! I'm coming on Santa Claus' face!
349
00:17:34,438 --> 00:17:36,796
Costa! He's coming back!
350
00:17:36,996 --> 00:17:39,847
- Take it!
- What are you doing? Are you stealing it?
351
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:44,434
No! Just borrowing it.
We need a fucking mascot for the party.
352
00:17:47,244 --> 00:17:49,081
Here you go.
353
00:17:49,091 --> 00:17:51,570
Let's do this.
I've got to be at the dojo by five.
354
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,677
Absolutely.
355
00:17:55,744 --> 00:17:57,721
I told you guys.
T-Rick's just a sweetheart.
356
00:18:01,636 --> 00:18:03,975
You little fucking cocksucker!
357
00:18:03,985 --> 00:18:07,638
Give me back my fucking gnome!
Give the gnome back!
358
00:18:07,648 --> 00:18:11,011
Just drive! Go!
359
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:17,535
He's a fucking wild man!
He's fucking crazy!
360
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,862
Holy shit!
361
00:18:37,519 --> 00:18:39,687
Oh, my God.
362
00:18:39,697 --> 00:18:41,815
God! Dude,
363
00:18:41,825 --> 00:18:43,933
he fucking cracked my windshield!
364
00:18:43,943 --> 00:18:47,516
My cousin owns a body shop.
He'll fix it no problem, man.
365
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,664
Kung-fu no good here.
366
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,681
Aaaahhhh!!!
367
00:18:51,751 --> 00:18:53,709
Give me back my gnome!
368
00:18:53,839 --> 00:18:56,840
The guy's like the fucking Terminator! Jesus!
369
00:18:56,850 --> 00:19:00,092
- No, he was super-pissed, though.
- He scared the shit out of me.
370
00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,053
Hey, boss.
371
00:19:03,063 --> 00:19:05,854
- What the fuck?
- There he is.
372
00:19:05,864 --> 00:19:07,628
This is Everett, and his boy, Tyler.
373
00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:09,266
They're gonna be running
security for the night.
374
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,264
Are you serious?
375
00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:12,900
- Are those nunchucks?
- Yeah.
376
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,524
- Oh, shit.
- You guys look like ninjas.
377
00:19:14,525 --> 00:19:15,889
Ninjas are fucking pussies.
378
00:19:15,890 --> 00:19:17,525
- That's why I love this kid.
- You know it.
379
00:19:17,526 --> 00:19:20,014
Seriously, Thomas, with these two,
we've got nothing to worry about.
380
00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,742
- We outside the Kub house--
- Hey!
381
00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,780
- We've got bogeys.
- What up, Costa?
382
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:25,265
Do I know you guys?
383
00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:27,012
We heard about your shindig tonight.
384
00:19:27,013 --> 00:19:28,528
- We want in.
- Freshmen?
385
00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:30,535
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
386
00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,693
- Come on, dude.
- Are you still talking?
387
00:19:32,703 --> 00:19:35,032
Get the fuck out of here.
388
00:19:35,483 --> 00:19:38,153
- Dick.
- Oh!
389
00:19:39,016 --> 00:19:41,164
J.B., drop those bags.
We've got work to do.
390
00:19:47,066 --> 00:19:48,893
Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stilson.
391
00:19:48,903 --> 00:19:51,181
My name is Oliver.
This is my friend, Jonathan.
392
00:19:51,382 --> 00:19:54,132
- We're both friends of Thomas Kub.
- Oh.
393
00:19:54,142 --> 00:19:56,772
Yeah. We're hosting a little
birthday party for Thomas,
394
00:19:56,782 --> 00:20:00,215
and we wanted to give you
the courtesy of informing you that there
395
00:20:00,225 --> 00:20:02,503
possibly would be a little
bit of party-related noise.
396
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:06,004
I wanted to give you my phone number,
just in case you have any problems or concerns.
397
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,505
You are a very beautiful woman.
398
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:09,706
- Call me anytime you want.
- Oh, thank you.
399
00:20:10,407 --> 00:20:11,907
That's very sweet of you.
400
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,909
I mean that when I say that
you are a very beautiful woman.
401
00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:16,197
... having a little birthday party for
Thomas Kub. He lives over there.
402
00:20:16,198 --> 00:20:19,931
- Am I invited?
- Uh... Yeah, you can come by.
403
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:22,400
Well, guys, thank you very much, and
have a good time at your pool party.
404
00:20:22,401 --> 00:20:25,612
Thank you, man. I really appreciate it.
Come by any time you want, man. Seriously.
405
00:20:25,622 --> 00:20:27,339
- All right. Thank you.
- All right.
406
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,764
Bye, baby!
407
00:20:31,584 --> 00:20:34,013
Muchas gracias por su... consideration.
408
00:20:34,023 --> 00:20:36,834
Estas bienvenido.
409
00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,851
- Gracias.
- De nada.
410
00:20:40,979 --> 00:20:43,428
- DJ's over there.
- Cool.
411
00:20:43,438 --> 00:20:45,456
- Got the bar set up over here.
- Nice.
412
00:20:45,466 --> 00:20:47,282
- Karaoke in the poolhouse.
- Nice!
413
00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:49,089
Holy shit, dude!
414
00:20:49,099 --> 00:20:50,826
Where'd you get a bouncy house?
415
00:20:50,836 --> 00:20:53,556
- Costa hooked it up.
- You know it, baby!
416
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,463
$50 extra with the porta-potty.
417
00:20:55,473 --> 00:20:57,470
They threw these in for free.
418
00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:00,812
- Nice touch.
- Why not? It's a birthday party!
419
00:21:00,823 --> 00:21:02,447
You guys want to help?
Do something!
420
00:21:02,448 --> 00:21:04,466
Hey, Chubs, why don't you grab
your twin brother right there?
421
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:06,875
- Fuck it, dick.
- Hey, dudes, check it out.
422
00:21:06,885 --> 00:21:08,641
Yeah, like that's going to work.
423
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,035
Yes, it is going to work.
424
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,653
Next time your pool guy's here,
he's going to be, like,
425
00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:15,306
"Excuse me, Mr. Kub, but I seem to
have found some water in your semen."
426
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,625
Fucking disgusting.
427
00:21:21,509 --> 00:21:23,446
J.B. I thought I told you pick up ice!
428
00:21:23,447 --> 00:21:26,196
I did. It's in the freezer in the garage.
429
00:21:26,206 --> 00:21:28,967
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
- I'm getting in shape for the party.
430
00:21:28,977 --> 00:21:31,918
- The party is in three hours!
- It's mostly water-weight.
431
00:21:31,928 --> 00:21:35,290
- Wrestlers do it all the time.
- Yeah, wrestlers also wrestle all the time.
432
00:21:35,300 --> 00:21:36,906
- Let's crank this thing up.
- No! Please, Costa, don't!
433
00:21:36,907 --> 00:21:39,375
It's not gonna work
unless we crank it up.
434
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:42,938
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
435
00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:45,046
- Let's go! Come on!
- Dax! Dax!
436
00:21:45,056 --> 00:21:47,244
Help me! Dax! Aahh!
437
00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:53,236
Are you alright, dude?
J.B., are you alright?
438
00:21:53,247 --> 00:21:56,378
An hour from now,
this place is a fucking madhouse.
439
00:21:56,388 --> 00:22:01,678
Not a madhouse. It's going
to be a fun, decent-sized party.
440
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:05,321
You. Me. Dax.
441
00:22:05,331 --> 00:22:07,329
Thank you. I don't drink alcohol.
442
00:22:07,339 --> 00:22:09,236
Okay, faggot.
443
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,484
To one sick, fucking night.
444
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:14,154
Cheers.
445
00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:27,955
Shit! Come on!
446
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:29,962
How are you so fucking
bad at this game, Costa?
447
00:22:29,972 --> 00:22:33,044
Shut up, Kirby.
You're killing my concentration.
448
00:22:33,054 --> 00:22:37,239
Thomas, come here, fucker.
I'm kicking Costa's ass.
449
00:22:37,571 --> 00:22:39,146
Oh-ho! Watch this.
450
00:22:39,156 --> 00:22:41,877
- Looks like I win.
- Shit! Fuck you.
451
00:22:42,087 --> 00:22:43,974
You guys, it's like 9:20 already.
452
00:22:43,984 --> 00:22:46,775
Dude, relax. People are going
to show up. I promise, bro.
453
00:22:46,785 --> 00:22:49,525
- It's getting late.
- I'm gonna look like such a dick if no one shows.
454
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:50,810
Shut the fuck up, Thomas.
455
00:22:50,811 --> 00:22:53,419
It's pissing me off that
you don't trust me to know what I'm doing.
456
00:22:53,429 --> 00:22:55,306
I'm the hub of a very large social circle.
457
00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:57,565
When I put the word out,
it goes fucking out.
458
00:22:58,679 --> 00:23:02,553
- Oh. My. God.
- What the fuck are you wearing?
459
00:23:04,912 --> 00:23:06,197
You're gonna get laid, dude.
460
00:23:06,198 --> 00:23:07,993
Ladies love a guy with class.
461
00:23:08,716 --> 00:23:10,492
Are you retarded?
462
00:23:12,018 --> 00:23:15,360
Jesus Christ, man. Where do you
even get shit like that?
463
00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:17,448
- Men's Wearhouse.
- Men's Wearhouse?
464
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:18,944
Hey. Whoa. Shh.
465
00:23:19,676 --> 00:23:21,222
What is it?
466
00:23:21,232 --> 00:23:25,608
That's what I said.
Don't doubt the master, bitches!
467
00:23:25,618 --> 00:23:31,249
[Lloyd Banks feat. Juelz Santana
"Beamer, Benz, or Bentley" playing]
468
00:23:39,138 --> 00:23:41,166
Dude, we've done good.
469
00:23:41,176 --> 00:23:43,173
Jesus. All those chicks are really hot.
470
00:23:43,183 --> 00:23:45,482
- They're coming in packs.
- This is insane.
471
00:23:45,492 --> 00:23:47,620
L'chaim!
472
00:23:57,557 --> 00:23:59,644
What up, baby girl?
473
00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:08,688
Yeah. This is way more than fifty people.
474
00:24:08,698 --> 00:24:10,886
Of course it is. It's "plus one."
475
00:24:10,896 --> 00:24:13,375
That's fucking Alexis, dude.
476
00:24:13,385 --> 00:24:16,748
- She came, man.
- Whoa.
477
00:24:17,621 --> 00:24:19,116
Thomas, this is your party.
478
00:24:19,126 --> 00:24:20,752
She's the hottest girl here.
479
00:24:20,762 --> 00:24:23,181
That had better be yours tonight.
480
00:24:24,055 --> 00:24:29,906
[Eminem - "W.T.P." playing]
481
00:25:48,337 --> 00:25:50,334
Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas?
482
00:25:50,335 --> 00:25:53,646
- I'm not doing beverages.
- What the fuck does that even mean?
483
00:25:53,656 --> 00:25:56,406
- J.B. get this kid to drink.
- Yeah, all right.
484
00:25:57,872 --> 00:26:00,893
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy!
485
00:26:01,475 --> 00:26:03,182
Who's that dude with the mustache?
486
00:26:03,192 --> 00:26:05,731
Oh, that's de Rosa. He graduated.
487
00:26:05,741 --> 00:26:07,738
When? In 1986?
488
00:26:08,531 --> 00:26:10,830
Can we at least try
and have a good time?
489
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,269
Wooh!
490
00:26:13,279 --> 00:26:16,270
- He's good.
- Here we go!
491
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:18,287
Blast off!
492
00:26:24,621 --> 00:26:26,749
That is not fucking cool!
493
00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:29,559
Oh, my God! It's a flying dog!
494
00:26:33,815 --> 00:26:36,113
That's my fucking dog!
495
00:26:36,123 --> 00:26:39,707
- Oh, I've got to record this.
- Are you serious right now?
496
00:26:39,717 --> 00:26:43,742
- Fuck this. I'm putting him inside.
- Let me help you.
497
00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:51,912
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that?
498
00:26:53,387 --> 00:26:55,284
Poor Milo.
499
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,898
I don't know. It's pretty funny.
500
00:26:58,908 --> 00:27:00,905
- Maybe I'll post it on YouTube.
- No!
501
00:27:00,915 --> 00:27:03,826
No. Stop. Don't.
502
00:27:03,836 --> 00:27:05,954
Come on. You're way too easy.
503
00:27:05,964 --> 00:27:08,694
- I love it.
- I hate you.
504
00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:12,608
You'll be okay, Milo. I promise.
505
00:27:17,587 --> 00:27:20,327
Alright, well, um...
506
00:27:20,337 --> 00:27:21,863
I'm going to go back out there.
507
00:27:25,536 --> 00:27:27,825
Yo, what's up, bro?
508
00:27:31,057 --> 00:27:33,205
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Nice party, man.
509
00:27:33,215 --> 00:27:36,517
Yeah, thanks. Would you guys mind
maybe getting off my dad's car?
510
00:27:36,527 --> 00:27:39,107
It's just, he'll go crazy if
anything happens to it, you know?
511
00:27:39,117 --> 00:27:41,253
Alright, man, cool. Thanks.
I appreciate it.
512
00:27:41,254 --> 00:27:41,917
Yeah. Yeah.
513
00:27:42,991 --> 00:27:46,022
Thomas! Take a bullet
from me right now.
514
00:27:46,032 --> 00:27:47,799
- What the fuck is that?
- It's tequila. Just fucking take it.
515
00:27:48,220 --> 00:27:49,927
Come here. Come here. Come on.
516
00:27:49,937 --> 00:27:52,627
Ladies. What's up, ladies?
Who wants to take a shot with the birthday boy?
517
00:27:52,628 --> 00:27:54,012
Hell yeah.
518
00:27:55,046 --> 00:27:57,103
She's a professional. Open up!
519
00:27:57,113 --> 00:27:59,833
Take it! Oh, my God,
she's got a deep throat!
520
00:27:59,843 --> 00:28:01,760
Okay! Open up! Open up!
521
00:28:10,714 --> 00:28:13,133
- What's up, guys?
- Well, we did it.
522
00:28:13,143 --> 00:28:14,174
This is amazing!
523
00:28:14,175 --> 00:28:16,162
How the hell did we get
all these people to show up?
524
00:28:16,163 --> 00:28:17,037
Check it out, guys.
525
00:28:17,038 --> 00:28:19,255
I'm pretty sure it's that girl from Playboy.
526
00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:21,092
- Who?
- My God, it is her.
527
00:28:21,102 --> 00:28:22,638
She graduated three years ago.
528
00:28:22,648 --> 00:28:24,565
She's in Playboy's Pac-10 issue.
529
00:28:24,575 --> 00:28:25,870
Dibs.
530
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,154
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
531
00:28:27,155 --> 00:28:29,242
Well, I want to declare it, just in case.
532
00:28:29,252 --> 00:28:32,123
- [Bus horn honking]
- Oh, shit!
533
00:28:33,909 --> 00:28:35,325
We're fucked.
534
00:28:36,128 --> 00:28:38,547
- What's going on?
- There's people in the house!
535
00:28:38,548 --> 00:28:39,962
Shit.
536
00:28:39,972 --> 00:28:41,676
- Hey, Costa!
- I'm under-staffed!
537
00:28:41,677 --> 00:28:43,876
Come on! I need your
fucking help, man. Seriously.
538
00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:52,318
Welcome to the party.
Welcome. Welcome.
539
00:28:52,319 --> 00:28:54,405
- Yo, what's up, man?
- Miles!
540
00:28:54,415 --> 00:28:55,620
How we doing?
541
00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:57,928
That's Ashley. Rachel. Sarah.
542
00:28:57,938 --> 00:29:00,207
Look at all these people
I brought to your party!
543
00:29:00,208 --> 00:29:02,214
Party camera, boost it up.
544
00:29:02,606 --> 00:29:03,991
Let's go!
545
00:29:04,001 --> 00:29:06,620
I'm talking about the fucking
people in the house, asshole, alright?
546
00:29:06,631 --> 00:29:09,913
My parents are going to crucify me
if anything gets fucked up.
547
00:29:09,923 --> 00:29:11,717
You know what? I don't care
if everyone thinks I'm a dick,
548
00:29:11,718 --> 00:29:13,436
- I'm getting them out of the house, now.
- Dude, come on.
549
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,217
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
550
00:29:20,361 --> 00:29:22,620
Thomas, please don't
embarass me like this.
551
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:24,446
Yeah! Thomas!
552
00:29:24,456 --> 00:29:27,939
[Crowd cheering]
553
00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:33,901
That's what I like to see, baby!
Are you having a good time?
554
00:29:33,911 --> 00:29:37,244
Come on, guys. Let's start
making some drinks. Let's get wasted.
555
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,867
Yeah, Costa!
556
00:29:45,484 --> 00:29:47,411
Can I help you, sir?
557
00:29:47,421 --> 00:29:49,919
- I'm here to see Thomas.
- First and last name, please.
558
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,916
I'm Rob, the neighbor.
Who the fuck are you?
559
00:29:51,917 --> 00:29:54,357
- I'll ask the questions, sir.
- Get out of my way.
560
00:30:05,749 --> 00:30:08,198
Rob. Hey. What can I do for you, man?
561
00:30:08,208 --> 00:30:10,437
Man, I don't mean
to be a dick here, or anything,
562
00:30:10,758 --> 00:30:13,598
Your friend Oliver came over earlier and
told me you guys were having a little party,
563
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:15,606
but this is too much.
564
00:30:15,897 --> 00:30:19,199
Yeah, we actually should be winding
down around midnight. Maybe 1:00.
565
00:30:19,209 --> 00:30:21,064
- Is that okay?
- No, man, it's not.
566
00:30:21,065 --> 00:30:23,503
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
567
00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:23,716
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
568
00:30:23,717 --> 00:30:26,115
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
569
00:30:26,426 --> 00:30:27,668
Good to see you, brother.
570
00:30:27,669 --> 00:30:28,973
Actually, you know what, bud?
I'm not raging.
571
00:30:28,974 --> 00:30:31,091
I'm actually just telling Thomas
that it's time to shut it down.
572
00:30:31,092 --> 00:30:33,412
You can't be serious. This is a
great party. What the fuck?
573
00:30:33,413 --> 00:30:35,429
I am serious, 'cause it's 11:30 at night,
574
00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:37,667
and it's time to wrap it up.
575
00:30:38,631 --> 00:30:41,492
Why don't we just bring
everyone to the back, lower the volume--
576
00:30:41,502 --> 00:30:44,202
Guys, this isn't a request.
The party is over.
577
00:30:44,212 --> 00:30:47,012
I guess we'll have to agree
to disagree, then, aren't we?
578
00:30:47,022 --> 00:30:50,425
Listen to me. Thomas, either shut
it down, or I'm calling the cops.
579
00:30:52,211 --> 00:30:54,891
Fine. Fuck it. I'm calling the
fucking co-- AAAHHH!
580
00:30:55,704 --> 00:30:58,565
Oh, Jesus Christ,
what did you do that for?
581
00:30:59,197 --> 00:31:02,359
Are you fucking kidding me?
He'll fucking kill you!
582
00:31:02,369 --> 00:31:05,300
Who the fuck Tased me?
I'm definitely calling the cops now.
583
00:31:05,631 --> 00:31:07,004
You punched a kid in the face.
584
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:08,522
I'm calling the cops on your ass now.
585
00:31:08,523 --> 00:31:09,545
Do it, genius.
586
00:31:09,555 --> 00:31:12,045
It's all on tape. I just saw this
motherfucker record it right here.
587
00:31:12,046 --> 00:31:14,775
All I got was you punching
that little child's face.
588
00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:17,595
- Fuck you.
- Go home, Robert.
589
00:31:17,605 --> 00:31:21,078
[Crowd booing]
590
00:31:21,399 --> 00:31:23,547
Are you alright, man?
Is he okay?
591
00:31:23,557 --> 00:31:25,464
You're a fucking champion!
592
00:31:25,474 --> 00:31:26,578
He sucker-punched you.
593
00:31:26,588 --> 00:31:29,349
- We'd own that bitch in a real fight.
- You think so?
594
00:31:29,359 --> 00:31:30,995
I know so. Fuck that asshole.
595
00:31:31,005 --> 00:31:32,159
We'd kill him, bro.
596
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,799
- Yo, Costa, what's up?
- Yo, go in the back.
597
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:37,288
I want you to dial it back like 10-15%.
598
00:31:37,298 --> 00:31:39,707
You can't hard-charge all the time, alright?
599
00:31:39,717 --> 00:31:42,046
- And lose the Taser, okay?
- I got it.
600
00:31:42,056 --> 00:31:46,141
Get down here. We need
a post-up at the cockbiter's house.
601
00:31:46,151 --> 00:31:49,533
If he calls the cops, I want you to
radio it over to me. Okay?
602
00:31:52,484 --> 00:31:54,693
Get out of here. Go!
603
00:32:02,010 --> 00:32:04,589
Alexis was eye-fucking the shit out of you,
604
00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:06,918
and you got college girls
on your dick. You're golden!
605
00:32:06,919 --> 00:32:08,223
Dude, I'm so fucked.
606
00:32:08,224 --> 00:32:10,240
Relax, man. Everything
is going great.
607
00:32:10,250 --> 00:32:12,559
Oh, shit! Are you
fucking kidding me?
608
00:32:12,569 --> 00:32:14,566
Didn't I tell you two to fuck off?
609
00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:17,447
- Get down here, right now!
- Come on, Costa, there's like 200 people here.
610
00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:19,986
I don't care. T, get these
freshmen out of here.
611
00:32:19,996 --> 00:32:21,692
This is party for grown-ups.
612
00:32:21,702 --> 00:32:24,021
- Let's fucking go!
- This makes no sense.
613
00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:26,219
- There's kids younger than we are!
- Yeah, how the hell did they get up there?
614
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:28,749
Move it, fellas. Go! Go!
You, too. Get out of here.
615
00:32:28,759 --> 00:32:30,756
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
616
00:32:30,766 --> 00:32:33,506
See? The kid's a pro.
We've got nothing to worry about.
617
00:32:33,516 --> 00:32:36,266
Dude, you heard Rob, man.
What if he calls the cops?
618
00:32:36,276 --> 00:32:39,087
The guy isn't going to do shit.
He punched a 12 year-old in the face.
619
00:32:39,097 --> 00:32:41,556
Thomas, everything is under control.
620
00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:44,838
Let's just have some fun.
I got this. Okay?
621
00:32:48,592 --> 00:32:50,439
Cannonball, bitches!
622
00:32:56,888 --> 00:32:58,393
Get in!
623
00:33:07,602 --> 00:33:10,312
This is the Thomas Kub pool-cam.
624
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,209
Dude, check it out.
Check it out.
625
00:33:12,219 --> 00:33:14,397
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Read the sign, honey.
626
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:17,188
Sorry. I don't make the rules.
627
00:33:20,641 --> 00:33:22,929
No fucking way!
628
00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:26,191
- Dude, go over there!
- Do you fucking believe this?
629
00:33:38,075 --> 00:33:39,992
Yeah!
630
00:33:49,929 --> 00:33:54,325
[All cheering]
631
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:58,782
- Oh, my God!
- Holy shit! Fucking insane!
632
00:34:03,027 --> 00:34:06,169
Oh, my God. Dude,
that sign fucking worked.
633
00:34:06,691 --> 00:34:08,126
You've got to have faith, son.
634
00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:09,652
Would you like a glass of wine?
635
00:34:10,074 --> 00:34:12,693
I've got red. I've got white.
I've got Cabernet.
636
00:34:12,703 --> 00:34:15,765
- Merlot.
- Just another beer would be great.
637
00:34:42,915 --> 00:34:44,401
How'd this thing get up here?
638
00:34:44,402 --> 00:34:47,703
- Was someone in my parents' room?
- It's a gnome. I guess he gets around.
639
00:34:47,713 --> 00:34:50,915
- Who cares, man?
- I just don't want people up here.
640
00:34:51,336 --> 00:34:54,408
Besides, it's creepy.
Look at it.
641
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,525
J.B., what are you looking for?
642
00:34:56,536 --> 00:34:58,340
Looking to see if your dad has condoms.
643
00:34:58,341 --> 00:34:59,637
I'm working on something downstairs.
644
00:34:59,638 --> 00:35:02,146
The only thing you're working on
is diabetes, you fat fuck.
645
00:35:02,147 --> 00:35:04,415
Whoa, dude, Alexis just texted me.
646
00:35:04,425 --> 00:35:06,522
What? What's it say?
647
00:35:06,533 --> 00:35:09,233
Body shots for the birthday boy right now.
648
00:35:09,243 --> 00:35:11,822
- Dude, it's fucking on!
- Check it out.
649
00:35:12,264 --> 00:35:15,927
- Your dad is a freak.
- Stop.
650
00:35:17,704 --> 00:35:19,731
Costa, wait! What are you doing?
651
00:35:19,741 --> 00:35:21,046
Replying.
652
00:35:21,056 --> 00:35:23,435
- Don't. Here, don't send that.
- Send. Too late, man.
653
00:35:23,436 --> 00:35:25,232
What did you write?
654
00:35:26,155 --> 00:35:28,484
"I want your ass, too, mommy"?
655
00:35:28,805 --> 00:35:31,154
"I want your ass, Mommy"?
Who talks like that?
656
00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:33,271
I do. The shit works.
657
00:35:33,282 --> 00:35:36,112
Go. Go talk to her.
658
00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:47,881
[White Arrows - City Boy (KKS mix) playing]
659
00:36:04,477 --> 00:36:06,163
Wait, wait wait!
No, no, no, no.
660
00:36:06,173 --> 00:36:08,452
- What?
- Not like that. Not like that.
661
00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,764
Like this.
662
00:36:14,604 --> 00:36:16,612
Put this in your mouth.
663
00:36:42,990 --> 00:36:44,485
Your turn.
664
00:36:44,495 --> 00:36:48,048
Kub! House phone!
House phone!
665
00:36:48,359 --> 00:36:50,859
Shit! Sorry.
666
00:36:53,067 --> 00:36:55,757
Look out. Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me.
667
00:36:57,584 --> 00:36:59,049
Sorry.
668
00:37:05,934 --> 00:37:07,852
Thanks. Close that behind you.
669
00:37:08,394 --> 00:37:10,521
Shit! Dax, find the phone!
670
00:37:11,525 --> 00:37:13,653
Alright, fuck it.
Just be quiet.
671
00:37:15,028 --> 00:37:16,865
- Hello?
- Thomas.
672
00:37:16,875 --> 00:37:18,880
- Are you there? Where've you been?
- Dad, hey.
673
00:37:18,881 --> 00:37:20,858
We've been trying your cell phone all night.
674
00:37:20,859 --> 00:37:23,226
I thought we agreed
all my calls would be answered.
675
00:37:23,227 --> 00:37:24,814
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry about that.
676
00:37:24,815 --> 00:37:27,484
We... We were in the hot tub,
so I didn't have it on me.
677
00:37:27,494 --> 00:37:30,224
Thomas, please, I don't want to find
any wet towels when we get home.
678
00:37:30,225 --> 00:37:32,804
- I want to come to a clean house, okay?
- Yes. Definitely.
679
00:37:32,814 --> 00:37:34,839
[Knocking on door]
We were just calling-- What was that?
680
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,337
[whispering]
Dude, look at her!
681
00:37:36,338 --> 00:37:38,093
What was that? Thomas?
682
00:37:38,103 --> 00:37:41,586
Uh... nothing. That was Costa.
You're on speaker-phone.
683
00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:44,557
Well, we just wanted to call
one last time before going to bed,
684
00:37:44,668 --> 00:37:47,287
and make sure
you're all set for the night.
685
00:37:47,298 --> 00:37:49,696
Yup, all good. Um...
686
00:37:49,706 --> 00:37:53,169
I'm actually about to
go to sleep ... right now.
687
00:37:53,179 --> 00:37:55,448
Great. Well, we'll see you Sunday.
688
00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,907
- Happy birthday, Thomas.
- Thanks, Dad. Good night.
689
00:37:57,908 --> 00:37:59,653
Good night.
690
00:38:07,322 --> 00:38:08,847
Holy shit!
691
00:38:14,177 --> 00:38:17,700
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
692
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,160
Hey, I'm not here to bust anybody.
I'm just here to party.
693
00:38:22,943 --> 00:38:25,663
C'mon, give me a break.
You got a ball?
694
00:38:25,673 --> 00:38:27,349
- Yeah, man.
- Let's do this.
695
00:38:27,610 --> 00:38:29,607
Here we go.
696
00:38:31,796 --> 00:38:36,352
Up high! Come on, right here! Yeah!
697
00:38:52,974 --> 00:38:56,577
What's that, dude? Hold on, I can't
fucking hear a thing you're saying.
698
00:38:57,561 --> 00:38:59,227
Speak up, E.
699
00:38:59,759 --> 00:39:02,208
What? E?
700
00:39:02,439 --> 00:39:03,663
What the fuck are you doing here?
701
00:39:03,664 --> 00:39:05,962
- What are you going to do about it?
- Dickhead.
702
00:39:09,224 --> 00:39:11,151
You're a fucking asshole.
703
00:39:13,921 --> 00:39:15,295
Go ahead, bro.
What's happening?
704
00:39:15,296 --> 00:39:17,434
Subject is currently arguing
with an overweight woman,
705
00:39:17,435 --> 00:39:20,114
most likely his wife.
She wants him to call the police.
706
00:39:20,124 --> 00:39:22,764
He says he wants to
handle it himself. He's drinking.
707
00:39:22,774 --> 00:39:25,314
They're in the kitchen.
I'm upstairs.
708
00:39:25,324 --> 00:39:27,331
- Kids are asleep. Over.
- Wait! In their house?
709
00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:31,075
Are you fucking kidding me?
710
00:39:31,076 --> 00:39:33,534
E, get the fuck out! Now!
711
00:39:33,544 --> 00:39:36,555
Negative. I'm a ghost. Out.
712
00:39:36,646 --> 00:39:38,854
What the fuck am I
going to do with this kid?
713
00:39:38,864 --> 00:39:40,670
E? E?
714
00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:47,783
[Bonde do Rol� - Marina Do Bairro playing]
715
00:40:09,461 --> 00:40:12,221
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah, I'm having a good time.
716
00:40:12,231 --> 00:40:14,670
It's pretty fucking crazy.
717
00:40:17,310 --> 00:40:19,177
Oh, my God.
718
00:40:19,187 --> 00:40:21,455
What was wrong with me?
719
00:40:21,917 --> 00:40:23,322
Wow.
720
00:40:23,332 --> 00:40:24,908
This was before Costa.
721
00:40:24,918 --> 00:40:27,648
Yeah. The good old days.
722
00:40:27,658 --> 00:40:30,388
Yeah. Back when you were
still in the crew, right?
723
00:40:31,994 --> 00:40:33,941
You used to be so cute.
What happened?
724
00:40:33,942 --> 00:40:35,788
Shut the fuck up.
725
00:40:35,798 --> 00:40:38,006
It still looks like me.
726
00:40:43,637 --> 00:40:45,635
Was that weird? I'm sorry.
727
00:40:46,045 --> 00:40:48,895
- Shit. That was weird, wasn't it? Fuck.
- No... It was a little weird.
728
00:40:49,096 --> 00:40:51,093
Um...
729
00:40:55,810 --> 00:40:58,992
Cops on the way! Now!
Everybody, now! Party in the back!
730
00:40:59,002 --> 00:41:00,859
Get in the back, now!
731
00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:02,866
Hey, you over there!
Get in the back!
732
00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:04,532
Cops are coming! Let's move!
733
00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:06,821
Move it! Move it!
Let's go! Hurry up!
734
00:41:06,831 --> 00:41:08,979
Cops are coming!
Everybody in the back!
735
00:41:08,989 --> 00:41:10,223
Costa!
736
00:41:10,233 --> 00:41:13,325
- Hey! Costa!
- Everybody get in the back!
737
00:41:13,335 --> 00:41:14,720
Hey, what's going on?
738
00:41:14,730 --> 00:41:17,912
- The cops are on the way right now.
- Oh, shit.
739
00:41:18,283 --> 00:41:19,909
Get in the back, now!
740
00:41:19,919 --> 00:41:21,917
Everybody move! Let's go!
741
00:41:21,927 --> 00:41:23,432
Hide the bottles!
742
00:41:24,095 --> 00:41:26,524
Get going! Get in the back, now!
743
00:41:26,534 --> 00:41:27,937
Get out, you guys, please!
744
00:41:27,938 --> 00:41:29,956
- They're on their way, now.
- Wait. How do you know that?
745
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:31,643
Don't ask. My boy is in deep.
746
00:41:31,653 --> 00:41:33,409
Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here.
747
00:41:36,621 --> 00:41:38,448
- Is that everything?
- Yeah.
748
00:41:38,849 --> 00:41:40,445
I've got your chalice.
749
00:42:00,991 --> 00:42:03,069
Law enforcement currently on-scene.
750
00:42:03,079 --> 00:42:06,421
Standing down ... for now.
751
00:42:13,468 --> 00:42:16,650
- I don't hear anything.
- No, it doesn't sound like a party.
752
00:42:18,125 --> 00:42:20,835
Not a party that's still going, anyway.
753
00:42:31,184 --> 00:42:32,970
Evening, officers.
754
00:42:32,980 --> 00:42:34,285
You fellas having a party?
755
00:42:34,286 --> 00:42:37,326
Yeah, we're having a small, little
birthday gathering for my friend.
756
00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:39,695
I'm the friend. It's my birthday.
757
00:42:40,408 --> 00:42:42,285
A lot of cars for a small party.
758
00:42:42,295 --> 00:42:46,089
SSSSSShhhhhhh!!!!!
759
00:42:54,450 --> 00:42:56,307
The house. Whose is it?
760
00:42:56,317 --> 00:42:58,314
Is there a problem here, officers?
761
00:42:58,324 --> 00:43:00,020
We have a noise complaint.
762
00:43:00,392 --> 00:43:03,222
- Mind if we look around?
- I'd prefer if you didn't.
763
00:43:03,232 --> 00:43:04,405
We're not asking.
764
00:43:04,406 --> 00:43:06,484
Excuse me, officers.
I'm not a lawyer or anything,
765
00:43:06,485 --> 00:43:10,851
doesn't the law state that you cannot enter
through a private residence without permission?
766
00:43:12,216 --> 00:43:14,655
Is there an adult here we might speak with?
767
00:43:14,665 --> 00:43:17,565
You're speaking with one.
I'm 18� years-old, sir,
768
00:43:17,575 --> 00:43:20,938
and, of course, in my culture,
I've been a man since my 13th birthday.
769
00:43:21,229 --> 00:43:23,969
So, you're telling us we cannot come in?
770
00:43:23,979 --> 00:43:26,709
Well, with all due respect,
technically the law says you cannot.
771
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:28,717
What we're saying is you may not.
772
00:43:28,727 --> 00:43:31,106
I guess both are true.
The law says you cannot,
773
00:43:31,116 --> 00:43:32,932
because we say you may not.
774
00:43:32,962 --> 00:43:35,933
All right, all right.
Props on all the can/may bullshit.
775
00:43:35,943 --> 00:43:38,413
- Very good.
- No doubt. Thank you, sir.
776
00:43:38,423 --> 00:43:41,705
Just keep the noise down
to a minimum, okay?
777
00:43:41,815 --> 00:43:43,762
Yes, sir. Of course.
778
00:43:43,883 --> 00:43:46,753
Don't make us come back.
You know what I mean?
779
00:43:46,763 --> 00:43:48,861
- Yeah.
- Of course.
780
00:43:49,363 --> 00:43:51,742
- Good night.
- Good night, officers.
781
00:43:52,705 --> 00:43:55,124
"Technically the law says..."
blah, blah, blah...
782
00:43:55,395 --> 00:43:57,323
Damn Internet.
783
00:43:57,333 --> 00:43:59,952
Everybody's a fucking attorney.
784
00:44:12,639 --> 00:44:15,450
- Fucking A, Costa.
- Seriously.
785
00:44:16,574 --> 00:44:18,611
Come inside. Just come inside.
786
00:44:19,284 --> 00:44:20,890
Just forget about it.
787
00:44:30,628 --> 00:44:32,535
To the break of dawn, yo!
788
00:44:34,145 --> 00:44:39,374
[All cheering]
789
00:44:41,839 --> 00:44:48,403
[Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratatat
"Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki remix)" playing]
790
00:45:42,455 --> 00:45:43,659
Oh, shit!
791
00:45:43,679 --> 00:45:45,837
What the fuck are you doing?
792
00:45:46,951 --> 00:45:49,260
Thomas, my cousin can replace
the window, no problem.
793
00:45:49,261 --> 00:45:51,337
It's all good, man. I promise.
794
00:46:02,933 --> 00:46:04,920
Where did you get this?
This is my mom's.
795
00:46:04,921 --> 00:46:07,269
It's not a problem.
I'm not going to break it.
796
00:46:17,425 --> 00:46:19,633
Throw it in here nice and low.
797
00:46:31,909 --> 00:46:33,736
Take it! They're pills!
798
00:46:33,746 --> 00:46:35,392
It's Ecstacy, bro!
799
00:46:35,402 --> 00:46:37,409
Oh, shit! Give it to me!
800
00:46:48,330 --> 00:46:50,277
Are you serious?
You heard about this on craigslist?
801
00:46:52,154 --> 00:46:53,448
On craigslist, yeah. There was
a thing, a gnome. He's right there.
802
00:46:53,459 --> 00:46:56,700
- Whoa. We are so fucked.
- Relax, man.
803
00:46:56,791 --> 00:46:58,296
We need to tell Thomas.
804
00:46:58,306 --> 00:47:00,926
T-Rick's so burned out,
he probably forgot about it already.
805
00:47:00,636 --> 00:47:02,423
This is bad.
806
00:47:02,915 --> 00:47:04,892
Mom, Dad,
807
00:47:04,902 --> 00:47:07,130
it's me, Thomas. Um...
808
00:47:07,582 --> 00:47:10,272
I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse.
809
00:47:10,473 --> 00:47:11,968
Hopefully we'll meet again,
810
00:47:11,978 --> 00:47:15,300
so I can explain things.
811
00:47:16,284 --> 00:47:20,259
I mean, I don't really have an explanation
other than fucking Costa made me do it.
812
00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,462
- [Knocking on door]
- Fuck off!
813
00:47:24,472 --> 00:47:26,239
- Dude, it's us!
- I know!
814
00:47:28,045 --> 00:47:29,679
What the fuck are you doing in here?
815
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,155
The whole party is outside, man.
816
00:47:31,156 --> 00:47:32,793
Have you seen what
my fucking house looks like?
817
00:47:32,794 --> 00:47:35,483
We'll have the whole day to fix up
this place like new. It's all good.
818
00:47:35,493 --> 00:47:38,303
No, it's not all good, okay?
819
00:47:38,313 --> 00:47:40,311
And what about this?
What if my parents see it?
820
00:47:40,312 --> 00:47:43,191
Nobody is going to
see this shit but us. I promise.
821
00:47:45,189 --> 00:47:47,447
Where the fuck did all
these people even come from?
822
00:47:47,448 --> 00:47:52,104
I mean, you know a guy down there told me
he found out about the party on craigslist?
823
00:47:53,259 --> 00:47:55,748
My dad met my step-mom on craigslist.
824
00:47:55,758 --> 00:47:58,187
So you just put my address
on the fucking Internet?
825
00:47:58,188 --> 00:48:01,007
- Well, not just the Internet.
- Shut the fuck up, J.B..
826
00:48:01,017 --> 00:48:02,955
No. Wait.
What the fuck is he talking about?
827
00:48:02,956 --> 00:48:05,414
Okay. I had Jesse Marco
put out an e-mail blast,
828
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,170
and I may have called a radio station.
829
00:48:07,171 --> 00:48:08,766
You motherfuckers!
830
00:48:08,776 --> 00:48:11,235
Hey, you were so nervous about
people not showing up.
831
00:48:11,236 --> 00:48:13,323
Dude, people are spilling
shit, breaking shit...
832
00:48:13,333 --> 00:48:16,525
I mean, people are probably
stealing shit, alright? It's out of control.
833
00:48:16,535 --> 00:48:19,697
And, look, I wasn't nervous. I just wanted
the party to be big enough to be cool.
834
00:48:19,707 --> 00:48:21,180
Dude, look, back in Queens--
835
00:48:21,181 --> 00:48:23,551
And I'm fucking sick of hearing
about Queens, alright? We get it.
836
00:48:23,552 --> 00:48:26,080
Queens is awesome. We're a bunch
of pussies. I don't fucking care.
837
00:48:32,293 --> 00:48:33,909
Whatever happens, we can make this right.
838
00:48:33,910 --> 00:48:37,091
I'll fix this whole fucking house
myself if I have to.
839
00:48:37,101 --> 00:48:39,108
Your parents aren't even
coming home until Sunday.
840
00:48:39,109 --> 00:48:40,805
You just need to relax, man.
841
00:48:40,815 --> 00:48:42,752
- Want a massage, bro?
- No. No.
842
00:48:44,177 --> 00:48:45,994
This is my favorite song, guys.
843
00:48:46,175 --> 00:48:50,079
[R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind playing]
844
00:48:50,089 --> 00:48:53,150
I can't believe, like,
you guys did this to me.
845
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,238
We did this for you.
846
00:48:56,202 --> 00:48:58,691
Look, man. I know you're not a drug guy,
847
00:48:58,701 --> 00:49:01,622
and I respect that about you,
but right now, this is what you need.
848
00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:03,499
- What is it?
- It's Extacy.
849
00:49:03,509 --> 00:49:06,169
It'll put the brakes on your
little freak-out. Just take it.
850
00:49:08,557 --> 00:49:09,852
Alright.
851
00:49:09,862 --> 00:49:11,990
This won't try and, like,
fuck me up, will it?
852
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:14,419
Of course it will, dude.
That's the whole point.
853
00:49:16,708 --> 00:49:17,892
Here.
854
00:49:18,966 --> 00:49:20,903
Hey, you get a half of one.
855
00:49:26,002 --> 00:49:27,728
Just give me, like, ten minutes.
856
00:49:28,772 --> 00:49:30,729
No fucking way, man.
857
00:49:31,924 --> 00:49:33,319
This is your night.
858
00:49:33,329 --> 00:49:35,106
Cut the music!
859
00:49:35,116 --> 00:49:37,033
How's everybody doing?
860
00:49:37,043 --> 00:49:38,528
This is your host, Costa.
861
00:49:38,529 --> 00:49:41,459
I want to bring out
my best friends Thomas and J.B.
862
00:49:41,469 --> 00:49:43,728
Get your asses up here. Come on.
863
00:49:43,738 --> 00:49:45,193
Move your asses!
864
00:49:45,203 --> 00:49:47,311
Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.
865
00:49:47,321 --> 00:49:50,974
The reason you guys are here tonight
is that it's Thomas Kub's birthday,
866
00:49:50,984 --> 00:49:53,504
and we're going to sing
"Happy Birthday" for him.
867
00:49:53,514 --> 00:49:55,772
One, two, three.
868
00:49:55,782 --> 00:50:02,035
[Crowd singing "Happy Birthday")]
869
00:50:17,342 --> 00:50:19,972
Thanks, everybody, for coming!
Let's get the music rockin'!
870
00:50:19,982 --> 00:50:27,168
[Lil' Jon feat. LMFAO
"Outta Your Mind" playing]
871
00:50:31,504 --> 00:50:33,000
What's up in this bitch?
872
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:35,750
Hey, nigga, what's up?
873
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,216
You want some of this?
874
00:50:42,656 --> 00:50:44,733
You got something to say?
875
00:50:44,743 --> 00:50:45,998
What the--?
876
00:50:51,569 --> 00:50:53,195
Let me go!
877
00:50:54,650 --> 00:50:56,196
Don't shut that!
878
00:50:59,368 --> 00:51:01,285
Hey, have you seen Thomas?
879
00:51:01,666 --> 00:51:03,061
We're looking for him.
880
00:51:03,071 --> 00:51:04,888
Oh. Well, when you find him,
881
00:51:04,898 --> 00:51:07,397
can you tell him I've got something for him?
882
00:51:07,407 --> 00:51:10,609
- Jump in!
- You're breaking the rules, you know.
883
00:51:13,299 --> 00:51:14,343
Ew.
884
00:51:15,146 --> 00:51:17,434
Why won't you get in with me?
885
00:51:17,906 --> 00:51:19,984
It's just, like, I already
went swimming once,
886
00:51:19,994 --> 00:51:21,730
against my will.
887
00:51:25,906 --> 00:51:28,917
So, Thomas, are you having fun?
888
00:51:29,328 --> 00:51:31,506
- No. Yes.
- Not at all?
889
00:51:31,516 --> 00:51:34,919
- You look pretty fucked up.
- I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm a little fucked up.
890
00:51:34,929 --> 00:51:37,609
But you look good.
Have you gotten lucky at all?
891
00:51:37,619 --> 00:51:39,125
I'm pretty lucky right now.
892
00:51:39,135 --> 00:51:41,323
- Slow down, dude.
- Fine.
893
00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:43,892
Give me that.
Are you having fun at this party?
894
00:51:43,902 --> 00:51:45,107
I'm having so much fun.
895
00:51:45,108 --> 00:51:47,275
It's just that it's a small get-together.
896
00:51:47,285 --> 00:51:48,811
It should be basically chill.
897
00:51:48,821 --> 00:51:50,447
Now, look how fucking chill this is!
898
00:51:50,448 --> 00:51:54,351
It's no big deal. There's two DJs.
That's not a big deal. Right?
899
00:51:54,361 --> 00:51:56,228
- When do your parents get home?
- I don't know.
900
00:51:56,229 --> 00:51:58,135
J.B.! Get your fat ass up here!
901
00:51:58,145 --> 00:52:00,152
There's a midget in the oven! Let's go!
902
00:52:01,257 --> 00:52:02,963
- What?
- What did he say?
903
00:52:02,973 --> 00:52:04,438
I heard midget and oven.
904
00:52:07,209 --> 00:52:09,457
- Hey!
- Get the fuck out of the way!
905
00:52:12,448 --> 00:52:14,907
I'm so sorry! No, no. I'm so sorr--
906
00:52:16,674 --> 00:52:18,852
Oh, my God!
907
00:52:30,319 --> 00:52:32,326
Yo, yo, yo! Hey! Um...
908
00:52:32,336 --> 00:52:33,691
I just heard a rumor that
909
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,990
all of your balls got attacked by a midget.
910
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:37,375
Is it true? Please?
911
00:52:37,385 --> 00:52:38,788
Please just tell me it is.
912
00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:40,015
I'm praying it fucking is.
913
00:52:40,016 --> 00:52:42,414
Dude! I can't believe I missed it!
914
00:52:44,230 --> 00:52:46,127
Look at your fucking pupils.
915
00:52:50,714 --> 00:52:52,280
I love you guys.
916
00:52:52,842 --> 00:52:54,438
No, seriously.
917
00:52:54,448 --> 00:52:57,379
Look, I realize that I can be,
like, a huge dick sometimes.
918
00:52:57,881 --> 00:52:59,437
I'm really sorry for that.
919
00:52:59,487 --> 00:53:00,912
It's okay.
920
00:53:00,922 --> 00:53:02,608
No, it's not.
921
00:53:03,321 --> 00:53:06,523
J.B., I'm sorry for buying you
a bra on your birthday.
922
00:53:06,533 --> 00:53:07,998
That wasn't cool.
923
00:53:08,008 --> 00:53:09,614
Wasn't cool, man.
924
00:53:09,996 --> 00:53:11,281
And I'm sorry for all the times
925
00:53:11,282 --> 00:53:13,408
I called you, "fat fuck,"
926
00:53:14,954 --> 00:53:17,223
- "chubby bitch,"
- Yeah.
927
00:53:17,805 --> 00:53:20,173
- "Fudgy the whale,"
- Okay.
928
00:53:20,183 --> 00:53:23,255
and I'm sorry for that time
at your brother's Bar Mitzvah
929
00:53:23,265 --> 00:53:25,985
when I told everyone that you
looked like Rosie O'Donnell,
930
00:53:25,995 --> 00:53:27,842
- 'cause you don't.
- I don't.
931
00:53:27,852 --> 00:53:30,110
- Hey, guys?
- What?
932
00:53:31,656 --> 00:53:33,683
I hooked up with Kirby.
933
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,668
I'm, like, really into her.
934
00:53:40,539 --> 00:53:42,004
Okay, seriously, Thomas,
935
00:53:42,014 --> 00:53:44,012
that's, you know, cool and all,
936
00:53:44,022 --> 00:53:46,631
but she's kind of always been around.
937
00:53:47,153 --> 00:53:49,311
It's like hooking up with J.B.,
938
00:53:50,275 --> 00:53:52,874
- but her tits are smaller.
- Hey...
939
00:53:52,885 --> 00:53:54,882
I'm just saying,
940
00:53:54,892 --> 00:53:57,441
Kirby's, sort of, like, one of us.
941
00:53:57,451 --> 00:54:00,593
You know, tonight's about
the girls we never had a shot at.
942
00:54:00,603 --> 00:54:03,935
Tonight's about ... changing the game.
943
00:54:16,271 --> 00:54:24,321
[Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Heads Will Roll (A-Trak remix) playing]
944
00:55:54,043 --> 00:55:58,108
It's crazy! I haven't seen Tyler in an hour.
945
00:56:02,002 --> 00:56:03,839
We were slightly out of
our league on this mission.
946
00:56:09,661 --> 00:56:12,752
- Cool room.
- Thanks.
947
00:56:12,762 --> 00:56:15,211
It's a bit messy right now.
948
00:56:15,924 --> 00:56:18,102
Yeah, let me, uh...
949
00:56:22,729 --> 00:56:24,827
So, it's your birthday.
950
00:56:24,837 --> 00:56:27,687
Yeah, it's my birthday.
951
00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:59,134
Whoa.
952
00:57:00,870 --> 00:57:07,374
[Small Black - Despicable Dogs
(Washed Out Remix) playing]
953
00:57:16,401 --> 00:57:18,689
Oh, my God!
954
00:57:18,699 --> 00:57:20,064
Kirby...
955
00:57:20,074 --> 00:57:22,383
- Fuck off!
- Kirby...
956
00:57:22,393 --> 00:57:24,782
Thomas! What the fuck?
957
00:57:25,535 --> 00:57:27,371
Asshole!
958
00:57:31,326 --> 00:57:33,193
- Would you like a hand with that?
- What?
959
00:57:33,194 --> 00:57:34,789
How long have you been in there?
960
00:57:34,799 --> 00:57:36,806
- Fucking shit!
- What are you doing?
961
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,236
Kirby?
962
00:58:11,204 --> 00:58:13,271
Yeah, man!
963
00:58:13,281 --> 00:58:20,297
[The Kills - "Cheap and Cheerful
(SebastiAn Remix)" playing]
964
00:58:42,108 --> 00:58:44,597
Oh, uh, Alexis, are you having a good time?
965
00:58:44,607 --> 00:58:46,936
No. I'm leaving.
966
00:59:03,738 --> 00:59:05,786
[Answering machine]
Hi. You've reached the Kub residence.
967
00:59:05,787 --> 00:59:07,542
Please leave a message.
968
00:59:07,552 --> 00:59:11,175
- Thomas, it's me again. I just got another call.
- Oh fuck, dude!
969
00:59:11,597 --> 00:59:14,357
I'm sure the neighbors are exaggerating.
970
00:59:14,367 --> 00:59:17,358
- Please call me.
- Fuck.
971
01:00:05,818 --> 01:00:08,156
Holy shit!
972
01:00:08,508 --> 01:00:10,957
That's fucking insane!
973
01:00:27,598 --> 01:00:31,252
Thomas, look at what we did. Epic.
974
01:00:34,986 --> 01:00:37,455
Is this big enough to be cool?
975
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:40,908
Game-changing.
976
01:00:42,052 --> 01:00:44,631
Oh, shit, it's the news.
977
01:00:51,406 --> 01:00:54,177
Dude, that's Thomas!
978
01:00:55,662 --> 01:00:57,790
Are you hearing this?
979
01:01:02,989 --> 01:01:05,639
This is your fucking party, man!
980
01:01:05,649 --> 01:01:08,078
You're right, dude. I needed this.
981
01:01:12,023 --> 01:01:14,171
Fuck, yeah!
982
01:01:21,277 --> 01:01:25,222
Look at me now, bitches!
My party's the shit!
983
01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:35,349
- Watch this.
- Watch what?
984
01:01:35,359 --> 01:01:37,316
Are you kidding me?
985
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:49,120
Thomas, you crazy motherfucker! I love you!
986
01:01:53,165 --> 01:01:56,969
[All] Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
987
01:01:56,979 --> 01:01:59,920
Fuck that shit. I'm not jumping. Fuck that.
988
01:02:05,772 --> 01:02:08,442
To my family members,
and my friends on Facebook,
989
01:02:08,452 --> 01:02:10,339
- What?
- It's been a great ride.
990
01:02:10,349 --> 01:02:12,828
- Costa, hold onto these.
- J.B., don't do it, man.
991
01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:15,949
- You're way too fat.
- Shut up.
992
01:02:31,286 --> 01:02:33,524
Oh, my God!
993
01:02:33,534 --> 01:02:35,632
Aaahhh!
994
01:02:36,164 --> 01:02:38,503
J.B.! You alright, man?
995
01:02:39,276 --> 01:02:41,313
- J.B.! Are you alright?
- Ha ha!
996
01:02:41,323 --> 01:02:44,314
[Crowd cheering]
997
01:02:52,274 --> 01:02:53,488
This is Falcon-1.
998
01:02:53,518 --> 01:02:56,580
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
999
01:02:56,590 --> 01:02:56,598
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
1000
01:02:56,599 --> 01:02:59,348
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
1001
01:02:59,349 --> 01:03:00,825
chaos has spread to the streets,
1002
01:03:00,826 --> 01:03:03,596
and the police are returning in force.
We're clearly outnumbered.
1003
01:03:11,589 --> 01:03:13,235
God help us.
1004
01:03:29,144 --> 01:03:33,219
[Crowd chanting "Cops go home!"]
1005
01:03:33,229 --> 01:03:35,016
[Over loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1006
01:03:35,017 --> 01:03:38,579
Disperse peacefully and immediately,
or you will be subject to arrest.
1007
01:03:49,219 --> 01:03:51,768
[Police radio]
We need immediate assistance.
1008
01:03:53,173 --> 01:03:55,261
Drive! Drive! Drive!
1009
01:03:56,877 --> 01:03:59,276
[Police radio]
Requesting backup, all units.
1010
01:04:10,788 --> 01:04:16,399
[Jay-Z & Kanye West - H.A.M. playing]
1011
01:04:17,072 --> 01:04:18,397
Holy shit!
1012
01:04:18,407 --> 01:04:20,414
** on purpose.
1013
01:04:24,349 --> 01:04:26,707
[Reporter]
Chaos has broken out in the Southland,
1014
01:04:26,717 --> 01:04:30,963
where this normally quiet residential
street has turned into anarchy.
1015
01:04:40,779 --> 01:04:44,403
I'm being joined right now by
Captain Reeseman of the Police Department.
1016
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:46,059
We're going to have to
let this thing burn out,
1017
01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:48,267
before we even think about moving back in.
1018
01:04:48,277 --> 01:04:51,680
Yeah!
1019
01:05:18,469 --> 01:05:20,747
- Shit! That's my dad's car!
- Oh, shit, dude.
1020
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:31,838
Holy shit!
1021
01:05:42,879 --> 01:05:45,288
Are you okay, man?
1022
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,698
- What are you doing?
- What?
1023
01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,505
Fuck your car.
1024
01:05:55,576 --> 01:05:57,273
Motherfuckers!
1025
01:05:57,604 --> 01:05:58,989
Oh, my God. Thomas,
1026
01:05:58,999 --> 01:06:03,154
Thomas, we're fucked.
I don't know how to fix this.
1027
01:06:04,499 --> 01:06:06,968
I don't know how to fix any of this shit.
1028
01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:09,197
I'm sorry, Thomas.
1029
01:06:09,207 --> 01:06:11,575
I just wanted to get some pussy.
1030
01:06:11,571 --> 01:06:13,678
Oh, my God!
1031
01:06:14,200 --> 01:06:16,529
Something is just happening right now.
I've heard a commotion.
1032
01:06:18,868 --> 01:06:20,765
Holy shit!
1033
01:06:23,906 --> 01:06:25,683
What the fuck is that?
1034
01:06:32,538 --> 01:06:34,104
Keep back!
1035
01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:40,448
Run! Get the fuck out of here!
1036
01:06:45,872 --> 01:06:47,678
Jesus Christ, dude!
Get down!
1037
01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:52,833
[Police radio]
Subject is armed and active.
1038
01:06:54,821 --> 01:06:57,210
Police are on-scene in riot gear.
1039
01:06:57,220 --> 01:07:00,050
SWAT officers are rushing forward.
1040
01:07:04,727 --> 01:07:07,267
Oh, shit, dude! It's T-Rick!
1041
01:07:07,277 --> 01:07:10,318
- What the fuck is he doing?
- COSTA!!!!!
1042
01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:14,162
Give me back my fucking gnome!
1043
01:07:14,172 --> 01:07:15,949
Just give it back to him!
Where the fuck is it?
1044
01:07:15,950 --> 01:07:18,438
It was full of Extacy!
Everyone ate it!
1045
01:07:18,448 --> 01:07:20,576
Motherfucking Costa!
1046
01:07:20,586 --> 01:07:22,865
[Police radio]
Subject is advancing.
1047
01:07:30,292 --> 01:07:33,082
Police in the area:
Approach with extreme caution.
1048
01:07:39,245 --> 01:07:41,774
[Reporter]
Police are now firing rubber bullets.
1049
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:47,556
[Police radio]
Suspect is firing at officers.
1050
01:07:47,566 --> 01:07:49,684
- Fuck this.
- Where the fuck are you going, dude?
1051
01:07:49,685 --> 01:07:51,852
Get back! No, Thomas! No!
1052
01:07:51,862 --> 01:07:54,522
Look, T-Rick, we can fix this. Okay, man?
1053
01:07:54,532 --> 01:07:57,352
Fuck you! You burned me,
1054
01:07:57,362 --> 01:07:59,550
I burned you!
1055
01:08:00,142 --> 01:08:02,732
Costa, you motherfucker!
1056
01:08:04,629 --> 01:08:07,118
- Go! Go! Go!
- Shit!
1057
01:08:10,099 --> 01:08:12,267
Get the fuck out of here! Go!
1058
01:08:18,109 --> 01:08:20,779
[Police radio]
Subject is still active and on the move.
1059
01:08:26,380 --> 01:08:28,718
Oh, shit!
1060
01:08:30,625 --> 01:08:32,010
This is the police.
1061
01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:35,564
Disperse immediately.
1062
01:08:47,317 --> 01:08:48,873
Thomas, we've got to
get the fuck out of here!
1063
01:08:48,874 --> 01:08:51,482
- No, man! I can't leave my house!
- The house is gone, man!
1064
01:08:51,493 --> 01:08:53,841
- It's fucking over!
- Where's Milo?
1065
01:09:11,567 --> 01:09:13,815
Here! Here!
1066
01:09:13,825 --> 01:09:15,491
J.B., what the fuck are you doing?
1067
01:09:15,501 --> 01:09:17,168
The dog isn't going to be in that drawer!
1068
01:09:17,169 --> 01:09:18,924
Here he is! I've got him!
1069
01:09:18,934 --> 01:09:21,524
- Motherfuckers!
- Come on! Let's go! Move!
1070
01:09:29,323 --> 01:09:31,199
[Reporter]
It's complete chaos out here.
1071
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:34,943
Police are using flash-bang grenades
to try and disperse this crowd.
1072
01:09:35,315 --> 01:09:37,051
[Loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1073
01:09:37,052 --> 01:09:39,059
Disperse immediately.
1074
01:09:39,500 --> 01:09:43,184
If you do not disperse immediately,
you will be subject to arrest.
1075
01:09:44,057 --> 01:09:46,165
Disperse immediately.
1076
01:09:46,175 --> 01:09:47,558
[Reporter]
Police are now mobilizing,
1077
01:09:47,559 --> 01:09:49,417
and fire helicopters
have been brought in.
1078
01:09:49,418 --> 01:09:52,177
They're dropping water,
trying to put this blaze out.
1079
01:10:04,603 --> 01:10:05,667
[Police radio]
Officers need assistance.
1080
01:10:05,668 --> 01:10:06,882
Holy shit!
1081
01:10:07,745 --> 01:10:10,003
Tyler! I need you! Pull it together!
1082
01:10:11,970 --> 01:10:13,095
Holy shit!
1083
01:10:13,105 --> 01:10:15,594
[Police radio]
Civilians 50 yards ahead on Dickens.
1084
01:10:17,290 --> 01:10:18,745
Officers, engage with riot.
1085
01:10:18,746 --> 01:10:20,913
What the fuck is going on here?
1086
01:10:23,724 --> 01:10:25,420
Milo!
1087
01:10:26,434 --> 01:10:28,190
Dude! Milo!
1088
01:10:28,471 --> 01:10:29,897
Where are you, buddy?
1089
01:10:29,907 --> 01:10:32,476
You owe me a fucking tree,
you piece of shit!
1090
01:10:32,486 --> 01:10:35,588
All I know is, I had a good time,
you cock-sucking motherfucker!
1091
01:10:36,702 --> 01:10:39,061
You know where you're going?
You're going to jail, you motherfucker!
1092
01:10:39,062 --> 01:10:41,219
Yeah! That's my boys!
1093
01:10:41,229 --> 01:10:44,691
Suck my dick, Robert!
Suck my fucking dick!
1094
01:10:49,931 --> 01:10:51,537
Oh, shit!
1095
01:10:52,430 --> 01:10:54,608
[Police radio]
We've got a hit-and-run.
1096
01:10:55,552 --> 01:10:58,432
Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive!
1097
01:11:05,358 --> 01:11:08,329
[Police radio]
Be advised. Officer down. Officer down.
1098
01:11:31,123 --> 01:11:33,321
We need about an hour
to make sure he's asleep.
1099
01:11:33,331 --> 01:11:35,158
We'll definitely make our move.
1100
01:11:35,168 --> 01:11:37,274
We'll go in through the back,
break Rob's door down,
1101
01:11:37,275 --> 01:11:38,559
- and torch the house.
- Yeah.
1102
01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,347
What the fuck are you talking about?
1103
01:11:40,348 --> 01:11:43,589
The guy has a wife and a baby.
You're not going to burn his house down.
1104
01:11:43,599 --> 01:11:45,898
He called the cops on us.
He ruined everything.
1105
01:11:45,908 --> 01:11:50,003
It's six in the morning.
Let it go. It's over.
1106
01:11:51,027 --> 01:11:52,834
Just go home.
1107
01:11:59,358 --> 01:12:01,285
What about our money?
1108
01:12:02,499 --> 01:12:06,685
The house is trashed.
You're the worst security ever.
1109
01:12:17,615 --> 01:12:19,864
Yeah, you guys should go home, too.
1110
01:12:21,701 --> 01:12:23,678
You gonna be okay, man?
1111
01:12:24,119 --> 01:12:26,739
Yeah. I'm just going to
hang here with Milo for a bit.
1112
01:12:32,561 --> 01:12:34,207
Alright.
1113
01:12:34,418 --> 01:12:36,214
I'm gonna go home,
1114
01:12:37,419 --> 01:12:40,621
have a good cry,
and start calling some lawyers.
1115
01:12:42,859 --> 01:12:45,107
Thomas, whatever happens, man,
1116
01:12:46,723 --> 01:12:49,493
that was one fucking hell of a night.
1117
01:12:50,216 --> 01:12:52,414
Come on, J.B., let's bounce.
1118
01:13:16,724 --> 01:13:19,083
You can go, too, Dax.
1119
01:13:22,395 --> 01:13:24,563
Thanks, Thomas.
1120
01:13:24,573 --> 01:13:26,842
I had a really fun time.
1121
01:13:29,010 --> 01:13:31,178
You'll be alright.
1122
01:13:43,578 --> 01:13:45,585
[The xx - "Intro" playing]
1123
01:13:47,117 --> 01:13:49,184
[KROQ-FM] Hey, it's Kevin & Bean,
from the world-famous KROQ.
1124
01:13:49,185 --> 01:13:52,828
Can we please talk about
this insanity in Pasadena last night?
1125
01:13:52,838 --> 01:13:55,325
It looked like the greatest
party I have ever seen.
1126
01:13:54,826 --> 01:13:56,341
[KWPR Power 106] Big Boy's neighborhood.
Beautiful day in the neighborhood.
1127
01:13:56,342 --> 01:13:59,334
It is going down. I don't know if
you guys been seeing the news, man,
1128
01:13:59,335 --> 01:14:01,803
but some cats had a party in Pasadena,
1129
01:14:01,813 --> 01:14:03,758
and took this thing
to the whole next level.
1130
01:14:03,759 --> 01:14:06,229
I'm talking 'bout,
they trashed the neighborhood,
1131
01:14:06,230 --> 01:14:07,865
they trashed the house,
1132
01:14:07,875 --> 01:14:09,720
We heard that Kanye
made an appearance.
1133
01:14:09,721 --> 01:14:10,194
- What?
1134
01:14:10,195 --> 01:14:13,325
Yeah. So, if you were there
at the party in Pasadena last night,
1135
01:14:13,336 --> 01:14:14,911
hit us up, 'cause we're gonna
be talking about it
1136
01:14:14,912 --> 01:14:17,842
all morning long in the neighborhood.
1137
01:14:21,676 --> 01:14:25,260
- I really am sorry.
- You said that already.
1138
01:14:28,361 --> 01:14:31,884
Do you have any idea how much
all this is going to cost, Thomas?
1139
01:14:34,434 --> 01:14:38,087
Your college fund is gone,
I can tell you that.
1140
01:14:39,743 --> 01:14:42,012
- Dad, I'm sorry.
- You had so much going for you,
1141
01:14:42,013 --> 01:14:46,097
and you just pissed it
all away for one night?
1142
01:14:50,493 --> 01:14:52,972
I just didn't think you had it in you.
1143
01:14:56,124 --> 01:14:59,175
I know. I'm sorry I let you down.
1144
01:14:59,185 --> 01:15:00,661
No,
1145
01:15:01,263 --> 01:15:02,658
I literallly
1146
01:15:02,668 --> 01:15:04,736
didn't think that you had
1147
01:15:04,866 --> 01:15:07,466
this ... in you.
1148
01:15:10,678 --> 01:15:12,284
So, uh,
1149
01:15:12,655 --> 01:15:15,034
how many people were here?
1150
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,449
Um ...
1151
01:15:18,025 --> 01:15:19,771
1500?
1152
01:15:20,896 --> 01:15:23,204
A couple thousand, maybe?
1153
01:15:23,796 --> 01:15:25,292
Wow.
1154
01:15:26,787 --> 01:15:29,246
You should've seen it.
1155
01:15:32,027 --> 01:15:34,195
It was awesome.
1156
01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:39,344
Yeah, well, you're still fucked, Thomas.
1157
01:15:50,064 --> 01:15:56,829
[Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg
"The Next Episode" playing]
1158
01:16:04,146 --> 01:16:06,394
Well, at least the van looks gangsta now.
1159
01:16:06,404 --> 01:16:09,776
Dude, don't even start, okay?
My dad is making me drive it as punishment.
1160
01:16:09,787 --> 01:16:11,212
That sucks.
1161
01:16:11,222 --> 01:16:14,765
Yeah, and I'm being brought up on,
like, six different charges.
1162
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:17,224
My mom hasn't stopped crying.
1163
01:16:17,415 --> 01:16:20,185
We're living at a Courtyard
Marriott right now.
1164
01:16:20,195 --> 01:16:22,120
I'm basically on house
arrest until my hearing,
1165
01:16:22,121 --> 01:16:24,300
and I'm definitely not supposed
to be talking to you guys.
1166
01:16:23,901 --> 01:16:27,333
My parents are convinced this is totally
going to be fucking up my college plans.
1167
01:16:27,343 --> 01:16:29,923
Your grades are fucking
up your college plans.
1168
01:16:29,933 --> 01:16:31,267
My dad got me a lawyer.
1169
01:16:31,278 --> 01:16:33,074
Even that Jew thinks we're fucked.
1170
01:16:33,084 --> 01:16:35,644
- He thinks we could actually do time for this.
- Jesus.
1171
01:16:36,085 --> 01:16:38,314
Well, what about you, Dax?
What did your parents say?
1172
01:16:38,534 --> 01:16:40,823
Um, I live alone, actually.
1173
01:16:42,399 --> 01:16:44,466
You're really starting to fucking scare me.
1174
01:16:46,805 --> 01:16:48,381
Yo! What up, Kub?
1175
01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:53,470
Yo, what's going on, man?
1176
01:16:59,050 --> 01:17:01,429
- Hey, Costa.
- Hi, Thomas.
1177
01:17:06,759 --> 01:17:10,312
Yo, you guys, Thomas,
that party was dope.
1178
01:17:10,523 --> 01:17:13,544
Thank you, man.
You guys rock!
1179
01:17:21,423 --> 01:17:27,897
[Crowd chanting "Thomas"]
1180
01:17:45,091 --> 01:17:47,128
Kirby, wait!
1181
01:17:48,092 --> 01:17:49,507
Kirby.
1182
01:17:50,410 --> 01:17:51,364
Hey.
1183
01:17:51,374 --> 01:17:53,883
Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you.
1184
01:17:53,893 --> 01:17:57,226
- There's really nothing to talk about, Thomas.
- No, please, can I explain?
1185
01:17:57,858 --> 01:17:59,655
It's not that complicated.
1186
01:17:59,765 --> 01:18:01,200
What you did
1187
01:18:01,210 --> 01:18:04,111
was really ... not cool.
1188
01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:06,881
It really hurt me.
1189
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,652
Kirby, I'm really sorry about what happened.
1190
01:18:09,662 --> 01:18:11,880
I didn't know how to handle it,
1191
01:18:13,767 --> 01:18:16,447
but I think I do now,
and that's why I'm here.
1192
01:18:19,598 --> 01:18:22,710
My life right now is totally ruined.
1193
01:18:23,001 --> 01:18:26,173
Okay? I practically burned
down my whole neighborhood.
1194
01:18:27,166 --> 01:18:30,127
I probably bankrupted my parents.
I'll be in debt 'til I die, but
1195
01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:33,530
the only thing I care about
fixing right now is this.
1196
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So, I'm sorry.
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You're still mad. I get it,
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but,
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01:18:40,335 --> 01:18:43,306
if you are talking to me by my next birthday,
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01:18:43,346 --> 01:18:46,207
I'd really like to spend it with just you.
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01:19:03,461 --> 01:19:05,559
So, we're cool again?
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01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,238
I never said you were cool.
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01:19:18,269 --> 01:19:20,758
[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
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01:19:20,768 --> 01:19:24,301
So, you know this high-school party
in Pasadena that turned into a riot, right?
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01:19:24,311 --> 01:19:26,991
The kid actuallly burned
his parents' house down.
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01:19:27,001 --> 01:19:30,594
Can you imagine how many
chores it's going to take
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01:19:30,604 --> 01:19:32,110
to make up for...
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He'll be taking the trash out nine
times a day for the rest of his life.
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[Reporter]
The person who caused the early-morning fire
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01:19:38,383 --> 01:19:41,896
and explosion here has survived his injuries.
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01:19:41,906 --> 01:19:43,432
[T-Rick]
Costa!!!!!!
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01:19:43,783 --> 01:19:46,563
You move to place like Pasadena
to avoid stuff like this.
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01:19:46,905 --> 01:19:50,036
Some asshole puked all over my door.
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01:19:50,046 --> 01:19:52,445
Do these kids even have parents?
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01:19:52,455 --> 01:19:54,513
It's ridiculous, right?
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Have you seen the footage?
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Let me tell you, I haven't
seen that many teenage boobs
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since R. Kelly's birthday party.
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[Jillian Reynolds - Good Day L.A.]
Joining us now, live, is one Pasadena teen
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who has recently drawn a lot of notice
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01:20:55,319 --> 01:20:56,945
for throwing what people are calling,
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01:20:56,946 --> 01:21:00,559
possibly, the most epic
high-school party of all time.
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Costa, before we begin,
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01:21:02,114 --> 01:21:04,664
is there anything that you
would like to say to the viewers?
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01:21:04,674 --> 01:21:07,625
In fact, I would.
You said it was "perhaps"
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the most epic party of all time?
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01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:11,971
It was the most epic party of all time.
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01:21:11,981 --> 01:21:15,725
Okay... I was thinking
more along the lines of an apology.
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01:21:15,735 --> 01:21:18,555
- Would you like to apologize?
- I've got a better idea.
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01:21:18,565 --> 01:21:20,804
How about I invite you to my next party?
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01:21:20,814 --> 01:21:22,811
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits.
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01:21:22,821 --> 01:21:24,718
Just make sure you wear something tight.
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