1146 00:00:01,628 --> 00:00:04,666 � Bup bup bup bup 1147 00:00:04,701 --> 00:00:07,384 � I was merely a child when I was discovered � 1148 00:00:07,419 --> 00:00:10,126 � Had jitters, all meek, you know us children � 1149 00:00:10,161 --> 00:00:12,764 � It was only chance that we met, your scent � 1150 00:00:12,799 --> 00:00:15,332 � Electric, overwhelming all my senses � 1151 00:00:15,367 --> 00:00:18,901 - � 19 years old, we's reacquainted - � Bup bup bah-da-dup 1152 00:00:18,936 --> 00:00:21,101 � Up north with goose who we filmed with � 1153 00:00:21,136 --> 00:00:23,201 � I thought I lost the taste for you... � 1154 00:00:23,236 --> 00:00:24,968 Play something else. 1155 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,701 Don't play that one. 1156 00:00:33,100 --> 00:00:35,267 � Compli-fucking- 1157 00:00:35,302 --> 00:00:37,833 � cation 1158 00:00:37,868 --> 00:00:40,501 � Compli-fucking- 1159 00:00:40,536 --> 00:00:43,299 � cation 1160 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:45,701 � Compli-fucking- 1161 00:00:45,736 --> 00:00:48,332 � cation 1162 00:00:48,367 --> 00:00:52,400 � Compli-fucking-cation, compli-motherfucking-cation � 1163 00:00:52,435 --> 00:00:56,399 � Compli-motherfucking-cation, compli-fucking-cated � 1164 00:00:56,434 --> 00:00:58,901 � It's so fucking complicated that my mind can't even say it, check it � 1165 00:00:58,936 --> 00:01:01,335 � If everything was this motherfucking complicated � 1166 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,734 � When leo took the globe and played with... � 1167 00:01:03,769 --> 00:01:06,033 No no no, not for you. That's enough. 1168 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:08,200 That's enough. 1169 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,000 So tell me, um... tell me why you wanted to do this. 1170 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:19,067 I mean why... why did you want to do hip hop? 1171 00:01:19,102 --> 00:01:21,098 'Cause, uh, um... 1172 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:23,968 You think it's-it's... it's fucking funny? 1173 00:01:28,801 --> 00:01:31,132 You're not like making it, like, you know, like, 1174 00:01:31,167 --> 00:01:33,667 "Yo, what up? " You're not... you don't be doing none of that shit 1175 00:01:33,702 --> 00:01:37,567 - When I'm not around, right? - No... no no. 1176 00:01:37,602 --> 00:01:39,699 I mean, there's a... not at all. 1177 00:01:39,734 --> 00:01:43,599 Like, that's what this... just... gives it a lot of change of fortunes 1178 00:01:43,634 --> 00:01:47,167 And I think, like, I got to a place in my career when I just started looking back 1179 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:50,501 On my life and look at the things that had affected me 1180 00:01:50,536 --> 00:01:52,467 And like the wrong turns I could have made 1181 00:01:52,502 --> 00:01:53,933 And the wrong turns I did make. 1182 00:01:53,968 --> 00:01:56,884 And then I wanted this music just to represent 1183 00:01:56,919 --> 00:01:59,343 Kind of that story and, like, what that is 1184 00:01:59,378 --> 00:02:01,767 To say that there's this other part of it. 1185 00:02:01,802 --> 00:02:04,899 And for me, 1186 00:02:04,934 --> 00:02:08,534 I have a connection to hip hop the way anyone has a connection to any kind of music. 1187 00:02:08,569 --> 00:02:10,632 You know? It's... I don't... 1188 00:02:10,667 --> 00:02:13,267 It's not where you're... I'm just playing around. 1189 00:02:13,302 --> 00:02:15,098 Mm-hmm, all right. I'm just making sure. 1190 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,483 You know, hearing the music, I like the first two cuts. 1191 00:02:17,518 --> 00:02:19,909 Um, I think it went downhill after that, but, you know, 1192 00:02:19,944 --> 00:02:22,265 That happens with everybody. You know what I'm saying? 1193 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,550 You know, I think you do have some potential. It just depends 1194 00:02:24,585 --> 00:02:26,766 On how far you want to take it, you know what I'm saying? 1195 00:02:26,801 --> 00:02:29,100 What you're trying to do and how far you're trying to go with it. 1196 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:31,232 Like... you know. 1197 00:02:31,267 --> 00:02:33,717 You know, if it's something you want to do, 1198 00:02:33,752 --> 00:02:36,167 I believe anybody can do anything, you know? 1199 00:02:36,202 --> 00:02:38,085 If their heart is really in it. 1200 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,968 I liked those two songs, you know? 1201 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,098 So what's the next move? 1202 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:48,400 - Just... you got a vocal booth? - What you mean? 1203 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,717 How do you want to start it off? 1204 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:53,000 - Start what off? - Just recording. 1205 00:02:53,035 --> 00:02:55,132 Oh no, I'm not... I mean, 1206 00:02:55,167 --> 00:02:57,965 You're not ready to record with me. 1207 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,200 You know? I mean, you're not at that point yet. 1208 00:03:01,235 --> 00:03:03,734 - You know? - I... 'cause I was... 1209 00:03:06,467 --> 00:03:09,100 Because I thought that we were gonna make it work here. 1210 00:03:09,135 --> 00:03:10,901 I thought we had a deal... 1211 00:03:12,534 --> 00:03:14,267 Okay. 1212 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:21,868 I gotta get back to work, all right? 1213 00:03:21,903 --> 00:03:23,418 - All right. - Love you, man. 1214 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,934 Come here. Give me a hug. 1215 00:03:24,969 --> 00:03:27,300 All right? 1216 00:03:31,434 --> 00:03:33,232 Can I have my C.D.? 1217 00:03:33,267 --> 00:03:35,365 Yeah, I gave it to you. 1218 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,567 - Okay. - Oh no, he'll give it to you over there. 1219 00:03:37,602 --> 00:03:39,634 Okay. 1220 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:44,534 Shit. 1221 00:03:57,734 --> 00:04:00,265 Okay. 1222 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,232 Tell him I'm coming 1223 00:04:02,267 --> 00:04:04,850 And I'm just going to finish it out like I said I would. 1224 00:04:04,885 --> 00:04:07,434 Well, let me see if I can get Letterman back. 1225 00:04:07,469 --> 00:04:09,400 You'll have to get on a plane tomorrow. 1226 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:21,532 Please have your photo identification 1227 00:04:21,567 --> 00:04:23,866 Out and available for the agent at the counter. 1228 00:04:23,901 --> 00:04:26,234 - Is it true you stopped acting, man? - Let's start it off, baby. 1229 00:04:26,269 --> 00:04:28,599 � Yo, we got Joaquin in JFK � 1230 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:31,267 � I wanna get my rap career on my way. � 1231 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:35,434 We spotted joe cocker... wait a minute! 1232 00:04:35,469 --> 00:04:37,866 That's Joaquin Phoenix. The former actor 1233 00:04:37,901 --> 00:04:40,767 Is still claiming to have left the biz of show for good, 1234 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,601 Choosing to focus more on his music career 1235 00:04:43,636 --> 00:04:46,651 And clearly less on his personal hygiene. 1236 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:49,667 How about mc tobias or flavor save? 1237 00:04:49,702 --> 00:04:51,133 Jofo? 1238 00:04:55,801 --> 00:05:00,334 So the question is will Phoenix rise from the ashes of his acting career 1239 00:05:00,369 --> 00:05:02,299 And conquer the music industry? 1240 00:05:02,334 --> 00:05:05,100 Is the whole thing a hoax? Will he put out a record? 1241 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:07,400 Most of all, do we care? 1242 00:05:12,801 --> 00:05:16,367 He has a junket for his film "two lovers," 1243 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:18,467 Three one-on-one interviews, 1244 00:05:18,502 --> 00:05:21,299 "U.S.A. Today." 1245 00:05:21,334 --> 00:05:24,901 He is going to do a print and online roundtable. 1246 00:05:26,968 --> 00:05:29,550 Have you seen "two lovers"? No. 1247 00:05:29,585 --> 00:05:32,133 You're not curious about what it's like or what it... 1248 00:05:32,168 --> 00:05:33,998 I was there. 1249 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,634 But you weren't in all the scenes. 1250 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,032 No, it's all right. 1251 00:05:38,067 --> 00:05:39,998 I mean, I'm sure they were great. 1252 00:05:40,033 --> 00:05:42,299 Okay, just 'cause most actors that I talk to, 1253 00:05:42,334 --> 00:05:44,501 They're interested in how the director puts it together and... 1254 00:05:44,536 --> 00:05:45,965 No. 1255 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:48,933 Um, did you prepare for this movie? 1256 00:05:48,968 --> 00:05:50,933 - In what way? No. - In like... did you... 1257 00:05:50,968 --> 00:05:53,432 The journalists outside who are waiting to talk to you, 1258 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:56,434 They're all wondering if this is a hoax. They're talking to each other, 1259 00:05:56,469 --> 00:05:58,067 Saying "it's a hoax, it's a hoax." But it's not. 1260 00:05:58,102 --> 00:05:59,866 Like, you seem legitimately interested. 1261 00:05:59,901 --> 00:06:02,299 It's hard not to get offended when you sit there 1262 00:06:02,334 --> 00:06:05,032 With your little smile and say "we think this is a hoax," 1263 00:06:05,067 --> 00:06:08,100 Because you're talking about my life as if my life's a fucking joke to you. 1264 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:10,701 No, not... I'm... you know, I'm not... I don't mean to offend you. 1265 00:06:10,736 --> 00:06:12,667 You can do the fox news, go "some may say..." 1266 00:06:12,702 --> 00:06:14,632 - Right. - ...and put it on them. 1267 00:06:14,667 --> 00:06:18,567 But it's your question and it's hard not to take it personally 1268 00:06:18,602 --> 00:06:21,165 And feel like you're saying my life's a fucking joke. 1269 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,365 Do you realize really what you're doing by taking this step 1270 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,901 - Away from movies? - Being in the limelight as rapper will be any different? 1271 00:06:27,936 --> 00:06:30,866 ...that you know your new career is overshadowing the film? 1272 00:06:30,901 --> 00:06:34,234 Is Diddy just doing the music or is he working on the lyrics too? 1273 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:36,868 Um, yeah, we're gonna work together. 1274 00:06:36,903 --> 00:06:39,467 Lovely, excellent, 1275 00:06:39,502 --> 00:06:40,901 Average, lovely. 1276 00:06:59,267 --> 00:07:02,167 Are you really filming just driving in a fucking car? 1277 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,534 - Oh oh! - All right, you gotta stop. 1278 00:07:14,133 --> 00:07:16,934 Joaquin Phoenix, whoo! Joaquin! 1279 00:07:16,969 --> 00:07:18,767 Joaquin! Joaquin! 1280 00:07:23,434 --> 00:07:25,199 Seven minutes to the introduction. 1281 00:07:25,234 --> 00:07:27,067 All "Late Show" band members backstage. 1282 00:07:45,300 --> 00:07:48,634 Coming up, Joaquin Phoenix. 1283 00:07:54,033 --> 00:07:56,466 Our first guest is a... how about this? 1284 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:59,834 ...two-time academy award nominee, Joaquin Phoenix. 1285 00:08:17,968 --> 00:08:19,833 Good to see you. 1286 00:08:19,868 --> 00:08:22,199 Thank you very much for being on the program again. 1287 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:25,234 You know, it's been three years since the last time you were on the show. 1288 00:08:25,269 --> 00:08:27,200 And I will say just right off the top here, 1289 00:08:27,235 --> 00:08:28,968 You look different than I remember. 1290 00:08:30,467 --> 00:08:32,499 You've got a nice beard going and... 1291 00:08:32,534 --> 00:08:35,000 - Oh yeah, thank you. - How is that... the beard? 1292 00:08:35,035 --> 00:08:37,918 - In what way? - Is it comfortable? 1293 00:08:37,953 --> 00:08:40,766 Is it itchy? Are you pleased with it? 1294 00:08:40,801 --> 00:08:44,434 I'm okay with it, but now you're making me feel weird about it. 1295 00:08:44,469 --> 00:08:47,232 I'm sorry, I'm making you feel weird about it? 1296 00:08:47,267 --> 00:08:51,200 - Is there something wrong? - I can't be the first one to make you feel weird about it. 1297 00:08:51,235 --> 00:08:53,632 Mmm, no I guess not. 1298 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:56,883 See, that's what I'm talking about. You doing a lot of this? 1299 00:08:56,918 --> 00:09:00,100 - That's just a nervous tic, I think. - Oh, just a nervous tic. 1300 00:09:00,135 --> 00:09:02,501 Uh, you know, I saw this... 1301 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:07,350 I saw this movie the other night... tremendous. 1302 00:09:07,385 --> 00:09:10,200 What a tremendous film. You and who else is in it? 1303 00:09:10,235 --> 00:09:12,901 Uh, what's her name? Beautiful lovely... 1304 00:09:16,133 --> 00:09:19,266 - Gwyneth Paltrow. - Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow. 1305 00:09:19,301 --> 00:09:22,400 - I really enjoyed your work. - Thank you. 1306 00:09:22,435 --> 00:09:23,734 Yeah. 1307 00:09:29,634 --> 00:09:32,667 Are you... 1308 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,567 What... what can you tell us about your days with the unabomber? 1309 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,632 It's just a little joke. 1310 00:10:08,667 --> 00:10:11,934 You're not going to act anymore? 1311 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:14,134 - No. - Huh. 1312 00:10:14,169 --> 00:10:16,300 Why is that? 1313 00:10:19,167 --> 00:10:21,599 I don't know. 1314 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:25,100 - I mean... - So you have given it some thought. 1315 00:10:25,135 --> 00:10:27,217 Yeah, it's not really... 1316 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:29,142 An easy thing to explain. 1317 00:10:29,177 --> 00:10:30,998 It's something that's been 1318 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:33,450 A part of my life for a long time, d'you know? 1319 00:10:33,485 --> 00:10:35,726 And so it's weird to, like, come out on stage 1320 00:10:35,761 --> 00:10:37,968 With a bunch of people and just talk about it. 1321 00:10:38,003 --> 00:10:39,899 - Mm-hmm. - D'you know? So. 1322 00:10:39,934 --> 00:10:43,098 Now when will we see the new music career? 1323 00:10:43,133 --> 00:10:47,601 The new hip-hop career, when will we see that take off? 1324 00:10:47,636 --> 00:10:50,132 When can we... 'cause we want to be there. 1325 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:54,434 Uh, well, I'd love to come on the show and perform... 1326 00:10:54,469 --> 00:10:56,133 - Yeah. - ...when it's done. 1327 00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:02,750 But I'm just... I'm working on it, you know? 1328 00:11:02,785 --> 00:11:05,133 - It's a... - You know, that seems unlikely. 1329 00:11:10,734 --> 00:11:14,467 Can you... can you set up the clip for us, Joaquin? 1330 00:11:14,502 --> 00:11:16,834 I don't... 1331 00:11:19,667 --> 00:11:21,799 Are you kidding? Are you serious? 1332 00:11:21,834 --> 00:11:24,634 Does the maniacal laughter... I don't know what the clip is. 1333 00:11:24,669 --> 00:11:26,432 You don't know what the clip is? 1334 00:11:26,467 --> 00:11:28,801 It's you and... maybe a scene with you and Gwyneth Paltrow? 1335 00:11:28,836 --> 00:11:30,365 All right, you're doing fine. 1336 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,033 Thanks. Uh, high praise coming from you. 1337 00:11:34,934 --> 00:11:37,567 - Is that really... that's the... - We're having fun. 1338 00:11:37,602 --> 00:11:40,200 - That's fun? - We're having fun. Just relax, seriously. 1339 00:11:40,235 --> 00:11:42,732 I'll come to your house and chew gum. 1340 00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:45,365 - Okay, I don't have to chew gum. - No, just relax. 1341 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:49,000 - I won't chew the gum. I won't chew the gum. - Well! 1342 00:11:49,035 --> 00:11:52,601 And, Joaquin, I'm sorry you couldn't be here tonight. 1343 00:11:52,636 --> 00:11:55,735 Uh, the film is "two lovers." 1344 00:11:55,770 --> 00:11:58,799 Opens friday in selected cities. 1345 00:11:58,834 --> 00:12:01,434 Thank you very much and good luck in your new career. 1346 00:12:01,469 --> 00:12:03,701 I hope that goes well for you. 1347 00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:05,934 We'll be right back with model... 1348 00:12:19,234 --> 00:12:21,032 Oh my God. 1349 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:24,165 I don't know, 1350 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:28,567 I don't know. Oh no. 1351 00:12:28,602 --> 00:12:30,400 Oh no. 1352 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,934 Sir, could you just pull over for a sec? 1353 00:12:58,969 --> 00:13:01,299 Dude, just pull over for a sec. 1354 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,100 I gotta fucking walk around a little. 1355 00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,183 God... fucking... 1356 00:13:11,218 --> 00:13:14,232 I don't fucking know! 1357 00:13:14,267 --> 00:13:17,300 Fucking wall right here. Goddamn fucking wall. 1358 00:13:17,335 --> 00:13:19,466 I fucked it. 1359 00:13:19,501 --> 00:13:22,666 I just fucking made an announcement. 1360 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:26,184 I said I'll never go back to acting and now I can't. 1361 00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:29,632 You know what? I'm miserable. Fucking music sucks. 1362 00:13:29,667 --> 00:13:33,167 And I didn't even fucking know it. I'm so stupid. 1363 00:13:33,202 --> 00:13:36,632 Oh, bullshit, dude. 1364 00:13:36,667 --> 00:13:40,834 It fucking sucks. I'm just going to be a goddamn joke forever. 1365 00:13:40,869 --> 00:13:43,667 I can't believe it. Why'd I do that? Why'd I do that? 1366 00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:48,332 Fuck. 1367 00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:51,000 I'm fucked. I'm fucked. I'm fucked. 1368 00:13:51,035 --> 00:13:53,634 I fucked my fucking life, man. 1369 00:13:53,669 --> 00:13:56,484 I fucked my life. 1370 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:59,265 Oh shit. 1371 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:02,534 Shit. I can't go to this fucking premier, dude. 1372 00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:04,499 How am I gonna go? Fuck 'em. 1373 00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,400 I gotta go to the fucking premier. 1374 00:14:08,834 --> 00:14:11,299 Mr. Phoenix, over here. 1375 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,667 Mr. Phoenix, right in front of you, please, sir. 1376 00:14:23,901 --> 00:14:25,467 I'm shooting right now. I'm shooting. 1377 00:14:33,767 --> 00:14:36,383 You fucking son of a bitch. 1378 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:39,000 Are you fucking kidding me? 1379 00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:47,934 Where's Larry? I gotta go. 1380 00:14:47,969 --> 00:14:49,868 Where's Larry? 1381 00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,767 The doors don't fucking open. Can you get the fucking door open? 1382 00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:57,667 It doesn't open. 1383 00:15:16,968 --> 00:15:19,767 It's just a little joke. 1384 00:15:19,802 --> 00:15:22,532 I'm the fucking joke? You're the joke! 1385 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:26,333 I'm doing more than what anyone fucking expects! 1386 00:15:26,368 --> 00:15:30,065 And then... and you literally are fucking off. 1387 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,234 When people really see what happens, they're gonna laugh at you! 1388 00:15:33,269 --> 00:15:35,732 Not at me. 'Cause I saw the fucking history, dude. 1389 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:38,467 I know you watched the "Letterman" thing 'cause you think it's so fucking funny. 1390 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,265 You're a broken alkie. 1391 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,434 You're a fucking piece of shit. I shit on your face, man. 1392 00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:45,851 Honestly, I shit on your fucking face. 1393 00:15:45,886 --> 00:15:47,860 I am really sorry that it's gone this way. 1394 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,664 I know that things have been getting weird 1395 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,434 Between us over the past fucking few months. 1396 00:15:51,469 --> 00:15:53,098 What's been weird between us? 1397 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,567 Things have gotten weird between us, dude, and I am sorry. 1398 00:15:55,602 --> 00:15:57,965 I am sorry for my part in it. I am sorry. 1399 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,968 But you can't fucking go on treating me like I'm an asshole all the time. 1400 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,833 You know what? You are an asshole. 1401 00:16:02,868 --> 00:16:04,918 Joaq, you cannot keep talking to me this way... 1402 00:16:04,953 --> 00:16:06,968 - You're an asshole. - ...the whole fucking time. 1403 00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:09,132 You're an asshole. 1404 00:16:09,167 --> 00:16:11,968 - There is some part of you... - I don't know how come you see... 1405 00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:14,033 - ...That is enviously jealous. - Oh, dude, please! 1406 00:16:14,068 --> 00:16:16,518 - Listen to me! - I am listening to you! 1407 00:16:16,553 --> 00:16:18,933 Well, not when you're talking like that! 1408 00:16:18,968 --> 00:16:21,201 You don't have to be the fucking exorcist, dude. 1409 00:16:21,236 --> 00:16:23,434 Just fucking talk like a normal human being. 1410 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:29,834 You think you know everything that's happening, but you don't. 1411 00:16:29,869 --> 00:16:32,167 Listen, you've got to understand one thing, okay? 1412 00:16:32,202 --> 00:16:33,934 That's why you don't see it, dude. 1413 00:16:33,969 --> 00:16:35,632 Antony, I'm telling you I'm serious. 1414 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,267 - Dude, don't fucking hit me. - I'll knock your fucking... 1415 00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:40,868 I'll knock your teeth out and I'll shit on your fucking face. 1416 00:16:40,903 --> 00:16:42,766 Fuck you. You want to test it, do it. 1417 00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,000 You've shit on my fucking life enough times. 1418 00:16:45,035 --> 00:16:46,632 What can I do for you? 1419 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,667 Not fuck things up! Not fuck up my fucking life. 1420 00:16:49,702 --> 00:16:52,067 Not make me look like I'm a fucking joke. 1421 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,367 I know that sometimes I fucking get out of fucking place. 1422 00:17:01,402 --> 00:17:03,632 I'm an intense guy. I'm a passionate guy. 1423 00:17:03,667 --> 00:17:07,050 And that bleeds through into my life, but that's because I do something. 1424 00:17:07,085 --> 00:17:10,434 Know what I mean? Whether I was acting or whether I was doing music 1425 00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:12,901 Or whatever it is, I give myself to something. 1426 00:17:12,936 --> 00:17:15,666 What's your bit? What is your bit? 1427 00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,117 I mean, it's almost comical. 1428 00:17:18,152 --> 00:17:20,499 Like I literally was angry 1429 00:17:20,534 --> 00:17:23,400 And now I almost... like, I feel sorry for you, dude. 1430 00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:25,917 You're a bitless dude. I have fucking bits. 1431 00:17:25,952 --> 00:17:28,365 What the fuck do you have? Haven't you seen me? 1432 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,067 You've seen the fucking stuff I do, you see how people are affected by it. 1433 00:17:31,102 --> 00:17:33,299 You know that I affect people in a fucking positive way. 1434 00:17:33,334 --> 00:17:36,701 So what I'm saying is what are you gonna do with your fucking life? 1435 00:17:38,567 --> 00:17:40,766 You took too long. 1436 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,400 That's what I'm saying, dude. You're not fucking assertive. 1437 00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:45,065 I agree. 1438 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,200 I don't need to have this conversation. Fuck the peace, 1439 00:17:47,235 --> 00:17:49,100 Fuck the bullshit. I'm trying to do you a favor. 1440 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,232 I'm talking to you as a friend 1441 00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:53,400 And I'm trying to do other people a favor to see this, 1442 00:17:53,435 --> 00:17:55,534 To know what it's like, to understand what I go through. 1443 00:17:55,569 --> 00:17:57,151 They don't know what it's like, dude. 1444 00:17:57,186 --> 00:17:58,699 Did you have to go on fucking Letterman? 1445 00:17:58,734 --> 00:18:01,567 How could I possibly concentrate when I'm dealing with... 1446 00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,434 - They don't want me on Letterman. - Excuse me! 1447 00:18:04,469 --> 00:18:07,784 ...when I'm fucking dealing with fucking Diddy 1448 00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:11,065 And his fullness, his idea of what's right? 1449 00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:14,883 They're actually gonna see how fucking hard it is. 1450 00:18:14,918 --> 00:18:18,667 I came in here to talk and now, you know what, dude? 1451 00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:22,265 Think of a fucking bit worthwhile. 1452 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:25,934 But fuck off anyways, dude. Honestly, ant, I'm through with you. 1453 00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:29,599 Do whatever the fuck you want. And I hope one day 1454 00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,400 I see a bit that's worthwhile that you were involved in. 1455 00:18:32,435 --> 00:18:35,167 Although I find that highly unlikely. 1456 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:57,067 You want a bit? I'll give you a bit. 1457 00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,868 Oh the fuck are you...?! 1458 00:19:22,903 --> 00:19:24,766 Oh fuck, oh! 1459 00:19:24,801 --> 00:19:27,334 What the fuck are you fucking doing? 1460 00:19:27,369 --> 00:19:29,901 - Oh! - The fuck you doing? 1461 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Fuck! 1462 00:19:39,133 --> 00:19:40,766 Lar! 1463 00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:43,501 What the fuck? - What the fuck is that? 1464 00:19:43,536 --> 00:19:46,118 Is that human fucking shit, dude? 1465 00:19:46,153 --> 00:19:48,701 Did someone just human shit on me? 1466 00:19:48,736 --> 00:19:50,833 Let me see. 1467 00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,399 Oh man, fuck. 1468 00:19:53,434 --> 00:19:55,632 - Jesus. - I'm gonna fucking kill him. 1469 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:58,567 I'm gonna fucking murder him. Get the fuck out of here. 1470 00:19:58,602 --> 00:20:01,434 Get out of here. 1471 00:20:04,734 --> 00:20:08,534 Please welcome Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller. 1472 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,534 Cinematographers are the unsung heroes of movies. 1473 00:20:27,569 --> 00:20:30,400 They live and breathe shadow and light. 1474 00:20:32,234 --> 00:20:35,199 Their work is the bedrock of every production. 1475 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,200 This is ridiculous. You're chewing gum at the Oscars. 1476 00:20:39,634 --> 00:20:42,499 Okay, I'll take it out. 1477 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:45,232 What's going on with you? - Nothing. 1478 00:20:45,267 --> 00:20:48,200 I just want to retire from being a funny guy, that's all. 1479 00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:51,667 You look like you work at a hasidic meth lab. 1480 00:20:51,702 --> 00:20:55,065 What do you want to do? 1481 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,601 - What do you want to do? - I don't know. 1482 00:20:57,636 --> 00:20:59,632 Maybe... 1483 00:20:59,667 --> 00:21:01,599 Cinematography. 1484 00:21:01,634 --> 00:21:04,067 The documentaries nominated here today 1485 00:21:04,102 --> 00:21:06,532 Could not be more different. 1486 00:21:06,567 --> 00:21:09,417 - And yet as we face anxiety and uncertainty 1487 00:21:09,452 --> 00:21:12,267 At the dawn of this... will you shut the fuck up? 1488 00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:16,234 It's fucking distracting. 1489 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,265 I've given up acting. 1490 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,734 You've given up acting?! You've given up shaving. 1491 00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:23,065 There's a difference. 1492 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,567 I'm gonna do my Joaquin Phoenix for you. 1493 00:21:25,602 --> 00:21:27,199 I'm as giddy as Joaquin Phoenix 1494 00:21:27,234 --> 00:21:29,400 With a ballpoint pen and a blank prescription pad. 1495 00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:30,933 We better call Puff Daddy... 1496 00:21:30,968 --> 00:21:33,299 Phoenix has gone completely nuts. 1497 00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,632 Earlier this month you might recall 1498 00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:38,834 Actor Joaquin Phoenix made a rather odd appearance, to put it mildly. 1499 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,766 Everybody, it looks like Joaquin Phoenix is finished. 1500 00:21:44,801 --> 00:21:47,833 And if he wasn't such an asshole, this would kinda be a sad day. 1501 00:21:47,868 --> 00:21:51,834 He should have stayed Joaquin Phoenix, the tortured actor. This rapping thing? 1502 00:21:51,869 --> 00:21:54,501 It like somebody turning the lights on in a bar at 2:00 A.M. 1503 00:21:54,536 --> 00:21:57,132 It just looks fucking horrible. 1504 00:21:57,167 --> 00:22:00,701 But before we mourn his 15 minutes, let's remember that prior to J.P., 1505 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,701 He was Joaquin Phoenix, which wasn't even his real name either. 1506 00:22:03,736 --> 00:22:06,299 It was like leaf jacobs or some shit like that. 1507 00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:10,599 He is a product of ambition... just a hipper vegan tom cruise. 1508 00:22:10,634 --> 00:22:13,868 You know, all that noise about "I am the guy who doesn't care what you think of me; 1509 00:22:13,903 --> 00:22:15,699 I don't watch my movies; I'm so real" 1510 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,301 Was not only annoying bullshit, but it obscured the fact 1511 00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:20,833 That he was just a fucking ham even when he mumbled. 1512 00:22:20,868 --> 00:22:23,868 Now maybe we can appreciate the subtle, more refined talents 1513 00:22:23,903 --> 00:22:27,133 Of a... dare I say... Leonardo DiCaprio, 1514 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:28,965 Or a Matt Damon? 1515 00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,098 Is it real? It really doesn't matter. 1516 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:33,367 Hugh grant got head from that hooker and was forgiven 1517 00:22:33,402 --> 00:22:35,418 Before his "Leno" appearance went to commercial. 1518 00:22:35,453 --> 00:22:37,434 And Britney shaved her head and showed us her pussy 1519 00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:38,965 And we still wanted more. 1520 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,132 But Phoenix is fucked because even behind 1521 00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:44,132 That homeless man's beard and without showing his genitalia, 1522 00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:47,934 He has still managed to empty his little bucket of mystery all over the floor. 1523 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:51,965 Leaf, Joaquin, J.P., all three of you are finished. 1524 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,367 There's no spectacle to hope for, no fantasy to imagine. 1525 00:22:55,402 --> 00:22:57,834 The thrill is gone. 1526 00:23:09,701 --> 00:23:11,767 Hey, David. Yeah, it's Larry. 1527 00:23:11,802 --> 00:23:13,732 With Joaquin. 1528 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,968 Yeah, I wanted to talk to you about getting Joaquin 1529 00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:17,701 Down there at liv to perform this week. 1530 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:21,701 Is wednesday a big night? 1531 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,133 I mean, is the place going to be packed or...? 1532 00:23:28,868 --> 00:23:31,117 - I just talked to David. David? 1533 00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:33,332 - Yeah, the guy from Miami. - Oh yeah? 1534 00:23:33,367 --> 00:23:35,534 - And what did he say? - Wednesday night. 1535 00:23:36,968 --> 00:23:39,199 - Wednesday? - Yeah. 1536 00:23:39,234 --> 00:23:41,267 Why the fuck wednesday? 1537 00:23:41,302 --> 00:23:43,265 He says it's a good night. 1538 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,383 You know, like hip crowd, they'll like your music. 1539 00:23:46,418 --> 00:23:49,467 The guy down in miami had doubts about, you know, 1540 00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:52,032 Joaquin's abilities 1541 00:23:52,067 --> 00:23:54,199 And I had to reassure him a little bit 1542 00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,267 That it wasn't going to be another "Letterman" thing. 1543 00:23:59,234 --> 00:24:01,200 I don't know. I mean... 1544 00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,434 I can't question that. If he wants to do something, we do it. 1545 00:24:40,501 --> 00:24:43,367 � A charity's being formed for this deformity � 1546 00:24:43,402 --> 00:24:46,267 � 'cause man can't conform for nobody... � 1547 00:24:46,302 --> 00:24:48,332 How... what's that sound like? 1548 00:24:48,367 --> 00:24:51,700 � What can I say to antony but "fuck you"? � 1549 00:24:51,735 --> 00:24:55,033 No, all right. Do you have reverb on the vocal? 1550 00:24:55,068 --> 00:24:57,466 Uh, no. - No, nothing. 1551 00:24:57,501 --> 00:25:00,667 Uh-huh. And the track isn't running through the board at all? 1552 00:25:00,702 --> 00:25:02,667 There's no... we can't e. Q. The track? 1553 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:37,965 � I'm still real, I won't kneel � 1554 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,467 � Unless it's God, my team will know how I feel � 1555 00:25:40,502 --> 00:25:42,899 � I never sold out, never, my good soul, never � 1556 00:25:42,934 --> 00:25:45,968 � I live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch. � 1557 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,400 Lar? 1558 00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:18,365 Go go go go. 1559 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,968 Coming in through the deejay booth. Be by the deejay booth. 1560 00:26:28,033 --> 00:26:30,766 Side of the stage. Bring him through the stage. Go go go go! 1561 00:26:30,801 --> 00:26:33,367 The side of the stage... bring him off the side of the stage... go! 1562 00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:37,367 What the fuck is up, miami?! 1563 00:27:40,067 --> 00:27:43,332 And now let's hear it... 1564 00:27:43,367 --> 00:27:47,200 For J.P., baby. Let's motherfucking rock! 1565 00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:08,767 What? 1566 00:28:08,802 --> 00:28:10,634 Fuck you. 1567 00:28:13,901 --> 00:28:16,632 � I'm still here, I don't scare � 1568 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:19,517 � I don't fear, don't even fear fucking fear � 1569 00:28:19,552 --> 00:28:22,276 � I never crack, never, I don't give, never � 1570 00:28:22,311 --> 00:28:25,000 � I live forever, I'm the one that God... � 1571 00:28:25,035 --> 00:28:27,866 � I'm still real, I won't kneel � 1572 00:28:27,901 --> 00:28:30,734 � Unless it's God, my team know how I feel � 1573 00:28:30,769 --> 00:28:33,551 � I never sold out, never, my good soul, never � 1574 00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:36,334 � I live forever, I'm the one that God chose � 1575 00:28:36,369 --> 00:28:39,332 � I heard the call, alarms sounding off � 1576 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:42,234 � Feeling guilty 'cause my night was spent fucking off � 1577 00:28:42,269 --> 00:28:45,199 � History perverted me, words can never harm me � 1578 00:28:45,234 --> 00:28:48,868 � Saying I'm the epitome of a fucking rap self-parody � 1579 00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:51,601 � A charity's being formed for this deformity � 1580 00:28:51,636 --> 00:28:54,265 � This man can't conform for nobody � 1581 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,100 � I made it here despite the efforts of a few � 1582 00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:59,751 � What can I say to a punk but "fuck you"? � 1583 00:28:59,786 --> 00:29:02,332 � I must confess, I'm preposterous at best � 1584 00:29:02,367 --> 00:29:06,434 � A pretentious mess, can't get himself even dressed � 1585 00:29:06,469 --> 00:29:09,185 � In response I don't get mad, I shake you off � 1586 00:29:09,220 --> 00:29:11,594 � Waving goodbye like I was last year's fad � 1587 00:29:11,629 --> 00:29:13,933 � Trend-setting, on you I won't be betting � 1588 00:29:13,968 --> 00:29:16,734 � I let it go so long as you know that I'm stormy weather � 1589 00:29:16,769 --> 00:29:19,232 � And whether or not you're better or not � 1590 00:29:19,267 --> 00:29:22,601 � Couldn't make a lick of difference from where I'm sitting at the top � 1591 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:25,334 � Here through these years, I don't scare � 1592 00:29:25,369 --> 00:29:27,866 � Don't even fear fucking fear � 1593 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:30,432 � I never crack, never, I don't give, never � 1594 00:29:30,467 --> 00:29:33,434 � I'll throw it down, you can bet on that, fella � 1595 00:29:33,469 --> 00:29:35,732 � I'm still real, I won't kneel � 1596 00:29:35,767 --> 00:29:38,767 � Unless it's God, my team know how I feel � 1597 00:29:38,802 --> 00:29:41,732 � I never sold out, never, my good soul, never � 1598 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:45,634 � Live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch � 1599 00:29:45,669 --> 00:29:48,265 � Long-winded letters that I've written � 1600 00:29:48,300 --> 00:29:51,216 � Once a snake has bitten, I'll forgive but won't forget it � 1601 00:29:51,251 --> 00:29:54,133 � Not talking revenge, I don't have the time to do to you � 1602 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,667 � All the fucked-up things, fantasies of ruining you � 1603 00:29:56,702 --> 00:29:59,432 � Ain't got a crew, but I'll take on yours � 1604 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:02,467 � Gotta wrap this shit up with you 'cause I'm so fucking bored � 1605 00:30:02,502 --> 00:30:04,098 � Just this one thing I gotta say � 1606 00:30:04,133 --> 00:30:06,267 � To let you know, to get it off my chest � 1607 00:30:06,302 --> 00:30:08,165 � Before this long rest 1608 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,501 � I never betrayed you, I never did what you thought I did � 1609 00:30:11,536 --> 00:30:13,732 � Still you came at me swinging, kid � 1610 00:30:13,767 --> 00:30:16,801 � Nevertheless I wish you the best and pray you get to Heaven � 1611 00:30:16,836 --> 00:30:19,601 � But more than likely you'll be burning with the Devil � 1612 00:30:19,636 --> 00:30:21,432 � Here through these years 1613 00:30:21,467 --> 00:30:24,467 � I don't fear, don't even fear fucking fear � 1614 00:30:24,502 --> 00:30:27,334 � I never crack, never, I don't give, never � 1615 00:30:27,369 --> 00:30:30,167 � I throw it down, you can bet on that, fella � 1616 00:30:30,202 --> 00:30:32,632 � I'm still real, I won't kneel � 1617 00:30:32,667 --> 00:30:35,617 � Unless it's God, my team know how I feel � 1618 00:30:35,652 --> 00:30:38,693 � I never sold out, never, my good soul, never � 1619 00:30:38,728 --> 00:30:41,734 � I live forever, I'm the one that God's chosen � 1620 00:30:41,769 --> 00:30:44,098 � Bitch. 1621 00:30:44,133 --> 00:30:46,417 So, liv, it's good to see y'all. 1622 00:30:46,452 --> 00:30:48,701 Dude, what's your fucking problem? 1623 00:30:48,736 --> 00:30:51,599 Shut the fuck up. 1624 00:30:51,634 --> 00:30:54,701 You wanna get up here and try and fucking do it, bitch? 1625 00:30:54,736 --> 00:30:56,466 Show it, yeah. 1626 00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:59,033 Sorry, we got a fucking asshole in the audience. 1627 00:30:59,068 --> 00:31:00,965 Fucking shut up, dude. 1628 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:03,367 Does my suit cost more than you fucking make 1629 00:31:03,402 --> 00:31:05,033 In a fucking week, dude? 1630 00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:07,167 Is that why? Yeah. 1631 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:11,767 Dude, I got a million dollars in a fucking bank account. 1632 00:31:11,802 --> 00:31:14,165 What do you got, bitch? You washing dishes? 1633 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,601 You standing around washing dishes, you gonna come make fun of me? 1634 00:31:17,636 --> 00:31:19,901 All right, taking the next song... 1635 00:31:19,936 --> 00:31:22,167 Uh... what? 1636 00:31:23,234 --> 00:31:25,033 You motherfucking asshole. 1637 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,334 Oh, grab it! 1638 00:31:39,434 --> 00:31:41,200 Get off. 1639 00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:48,300 Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin. 1640 00:31:54,267 --> 00:31:56,000 Is that it? 1641 00:32:26,901 --> 00:32:30,067 I'll get some towels. And water. 1642 00:32:40,300 --> 00:32:43,599 Here you go. 1643 00:32:43,634 --> 00:32:46,601 Can I get some water too, please? 1644 00:32:57,033 --> 00:33:00,033 We'll take the back so they won't get you. 1645 00:33:00,068 --> 00:33:02,033 I hope. 1646 00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:08,100 You all right? 1647 00:33:33,534 --> 00:33:35,334 Dude, that was a good show. 1648 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:48,165 � When I dream 1649 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:50,534 � I dream of you 1650 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:58,200 � And if I'm wrong, we'll know it's true � 1651 00:43:01,801 --> 00:43:04,699 � It takes more than sacrifice � 1652 00:43:04,734 --> 00:43:07,801 � To keep love... 1653 00:43:10,033 --> 00:43:13,300 � It disappears just like the dew � 1654 00:43:35,434 --> 00:43:41,067 � Well, there's cool water in you � 1655 00:43:41,102 --> 00:43:46,701 � Well, you know that there's � 1656 00:43:46,736 --> 00:43:50,718 � Cool water in you 1657 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:54,893 � You know there's � 1658 00:43:54,928 --> 00:43:59,033 � Cool water in you 1659 00:44:01,601 --> 00:44:06,834 � Well, there's cool water � 1660 00:44:06,869 --> 00:44:11,367 � In you.