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Watch your step.

2
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All Pulsar Four mining personnel

3
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report to the resource
expedition office, level seven.

4
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Not on a four-hour layover.

5
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Operator. Can I help you?

6
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Phone home. Phone home.

7
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Please deposit $6 million
for the first 3 minutes.

8
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All lunar passengers,

9
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please check with Passenger
Processing, level three.

10
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That's us.

11
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Can Scraps sit with us, Dad?

12
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We'll check, Jimmy.
The moon's a long way.

13
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–Can I help you folks?
–Thanks.

14
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Is that your puppy, son?

15
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Yeah. Scraps is going
to the moon with us.

16
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No dogs are allowed on the shuttle.

17
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I'm afraid Scraps
will have to be shot.

18
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He shot him! He shot Scraps!

19
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Just joking!

20
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Blanks. See? Scraps is fine.

21
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I says, “Whenever
you're in town, call me”.

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Dinner in first class will be
bean sprouts and broccoli.

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Fine.

24
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–Chanting or non-chanting?
–Chanting, please.

25
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Don't worry about the Viatex account.

26
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We have a buy-or-sell option.

27
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–Watch their legal people, Bob.
–Will do.

28
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And Bob… feed the cats.

29
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Will do.

30
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I'm sorry, ma'am,

31
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you're only allowed one carry-on.

32
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All right.

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Bye-bye. Thank you.

34
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For the best computer
officer on the lunar mission.

35
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Simon, you shouldn't have!
I guess I'm a pretty lucky woman.

36
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Women and the space
program have come far,

37
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but after the wedding, no more
complicated computers for my girl.

38
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They've offered me a chance
to head the computer division.

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You'll head up the baby division
for Mr and Mrs Simon Kurtz.

40
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That's an order, Lieutenant.

41
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Where's the passenger processing
lounge for the lunar shuttle?

42
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Concourse lounge “C”, fourth level.

43
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–Thanks.
–Next.

44
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How long is my parking valid?

45
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–Two hours.
–Thank you.

46
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–What's the fastest animal on earth?
–The cheetah. Next?

47
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–Should I fake my orgasms?
–Yes.

48
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Thank you.

49
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This is mission control.

50
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We have clearance on two-niner
for shuttle pre-launch checks.

51
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You are clear to descend to 15·000
and hold until further notice.

52
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A high-pressure front's
moving over Denver.

53
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56 in the valley, 72 at the beaches.

54
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The Supremes hit the top of the charts

55
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with this really big one, Baby Love.

56
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I have a collect call for
Michael Reese from his mother.

57
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This is only part of
our mission control.

58
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Right here we have re-entry
for all Earth-orbit ships.

59
00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:08,351
That's handled by the computers
and simulated by these video units.

60
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Now if you'll step this way…

61
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Phoenix 6, you're programmed on
R two-niner and computer locked.

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Computer lock acknowledged.
Over and out.

63
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Well, gentlemen, looks like
it's out of our hands now.

64
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–Janet, they need you in control.
–Right.

65
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Shit!

66
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Commissioner, we both know
that shuttle needs

67
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another month of pre-launch testing.

68
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Forget it, Bud.

69
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–But Commissioner…
–I said forget it.

70
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Mayflower is the first lunar shuttle
flying from a commercial terminal,

71
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and the boys on the board
want her on schedule!

72
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What do they know about safety?

73
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The boys on the board
are under heavy pressure

74
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from the boys downtown.

75
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I'll be the one they crucify
if that shuttle screws up.

76
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Not so fast. Frisk her!

77
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These navigational charts seem OK.

78
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I don't think there'll be any problem.

79
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Hey, why the long face?

80
00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,200
I'm still worried about the shuttle.

81
00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:06,440
You saw Ted's report, and
he is the program's top pilot.

82
00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,598
Was the program's top test pilot
until his mental breakdown.

83
00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:14,960
Sweetheart, the opinion of a madman
doesn't impress me or anyone else.

84
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The trial proved that.

85
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Ted Striker's part of your past.

86
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It's for your own good.

87
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Please, may I have this bedpan?
I need it. I'll bring it right back.

88
00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,315
Please, Mr Goldberg!

89
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The company's doing pretty well.

90
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The figures for the last
quarter show a 40% increase.

91
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Visiting hours are over.

92
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Doctor, will my brother be able
to come home to the farm soon?

93
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It's hard to say.
He still thinks he's an accountant.

94
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You must believe me…
invest in money markets!

95
00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:16,315
And how are we this evening, Ted?

96
00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:19,395
All right, I guess.

97
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You can take off now.
We'll finish up tomorrow.

98
00:09:24,160 --> 00:09:26,549
I thought you might like a paper.

99
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Thanks.

100
00:09:29,720 --> 00:09:32,553
–My God!
–What's wrong?

101
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,720
They're launching the XR-2300!
Know what that is?

102
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The muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto?

103
00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:42,079
No. That's the XR-2200.
The 2300 is the lunar shuttle.

104
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It's got to be stopped!
Don't you understand?

105
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They put me here to
keep me out of the way.

106
00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,228
The first step to mental hygiene
is admitting you're sick.

107
00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,480
Now listen, Ted.
Our only concern is your condition.

108
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Your alpha scan reading
seems to be levelling off.

109
00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,237
Is that a good sign?

110
00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:05,550
It does the job.

111
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,758
I can't stand it!
I refuse to pay $2·000 a day

112
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for a hospital bed, rotten food,
horrible nurses, rotten doctors!

113
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,470
What's his problem?
The man's obviously crazy.

114
00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:19,518
By the way, I spoke to
Elaine this morning.

115
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Elaine? Was she here?

116
00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:27,236
No. She called and asked me to
tell you that she's marrying Simon.

117
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Tell me the whole story
from the beginning.

118
00:10:30,480 --> 00:10:32,596
After all, that's why I'm here.

119
00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:35,040
There's really nothing to tell.

120
00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,959
My story is no different
than anyone else's story.

121
00:10:39,040 --> 00:10:41,640
I'm sure you've heard it
a thousand times.

122
00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,520
It all started during the war.

123
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,530
I lost most of my squadron
over Macho Grande.

124
00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:48,873
Planes, too.

125
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,957
You're too low…

126
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After the war, I couldn't go near
anything with a pair of wings.

127
00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:04,277
Until fate dropped me in the seat
of a 767 into Chicago with no crew.

128
00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:09,275
It's funny how fate can
make heroes out of cowards.

129
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,319
After that came the job offers,
then the publicity…

130
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,274
then the crash and the trial.

131
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,639
Order! Order!

132
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,472
Now this.

133
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:25,272
Well, there's more, but I'm sure
you'd all be bored by it.

134
00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:28,952
No, no, no. Continue.

135
00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:40,357
This is mission control,

136
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:44,730
in “T” minus one hour, 43 minutes
ground crew report to stations.

137
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:04,599
This is Mayflower 1, get me the sarge!

138
00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:08,631
Hey, Sarge! Hold up!

139
00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,551
Here it is.

140
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,870
Give me that radio.

141
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,600
Kruger, this is the sarge.

142
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:20,720
There's no way this wire passed
inspection without Simon Kurtz' OK.

143
00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,557
What the hell's going on?

144
00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:25,808
Patch up the damage.
Get that ship ready to fly.

145
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,400
–That's an order, mister!
–You got it, mister,

146
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:33,126
but you tell your boys on the board
that this thing stinks of kickback.

147
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,640
You heard it, boys.
What do you say?

148
00:12:36,680 --> 00:12:38,033
Screw him!

149
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,750
Ted Striker was right when
he test-piloted that sucker,

150
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:45,432
and what did he get
for telling the truth?

151
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,830
A one-way ticket to the funny farm!

152
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,074
We don't have much time. Let's move.

153
00:13:36,120 --> 00:13:37,473
Thank you.

154
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:47,313
May I help you?

155
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:52,633
Yes. I'd like this Time and
Newsweek and a Lifesaver and…

156
00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,120
the second time bomb
on the right, please.

157
00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:57,718
Certainly.

158
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:03,318
–There.
–Thank you.

159
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,312
–Will there be anything else, sir?
–No.

160
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:34,758
Hi, Grandma Rudy!

161
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:40,429
How good to see you!

162
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,720
Just a few more hours to lift-off.

163
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,200
I'm very excited, Simon.

164
00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,332
–Guess this is a first for you.
–No. I've been excited before.

165
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:55,434
Ted, what are you doing here?

166
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:58,233
–Are you on that shuttle?
–Both of us.

167
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,360
When we return, we're getting married.

168
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,391
Elaine, it has to be stopped.

169
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,840
Ted, the invitations
have already gone out.

170
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,950
No, the flight must be stopped.

171
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,360
Come on, sweetheart.

172
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:13,914
Simon, give me a moment with Ted alone.

173
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,675
All right. You've got exactly
10 minutes till we board.

174
00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,274
I'd watch my step if I were you.

175
00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,512
Ted, this whole thing's all in your mind.

176
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,200
You should have never left the hospital.

177
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,920
Elaine, whatever happened to us?

178
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,430
Ted, I guess I'll always
love you, but I need Simon.

179
00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,877
He's stable and a good
provider, and I need that.

180
00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,200
He doesn't run away
from every challenge.

181
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,560
He doesn't let every little
setback eat him up inside.

182
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,272
Now goodbye, Ted.

183
00:15:56,840 --> 00:16:00,400
Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet
your captain… Captain Oveur.

184
00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:01,920
Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

185
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:05,080
Your navigator, Mr Unger
and first officer, Mr Dunn.

186
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:06,519
–Unger.
–Oveur.

187
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,113
–Oveur.
–Dunn.

188
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,114
Gentlemen, let's get to work.

189
00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,960
Unger, didn't you serve under
Oveur in the air force?

190
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,920
Not directly. Technically, Dunn was
under Oveur, and I was under Dunn.

191
00:16:17,960 --> 00:16:21,062
So, Dunn, you were…
under Oveur and over Unger.

192
00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:25,320
That's right. Dunn was over Unger,
and I was over Dunn.

193
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,672
See? Dunn and I were under Oveur,
even though I was under Dunn.

194
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,116
Dunn was over Unger,
and I was over Dunn.

195
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,440
Do you have any tickets
for the shuttle?

196
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,680
There haven't been any available
seats for weeks now, sir.

197
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,553
What you want?
I got pairs and singles!

198
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,349
Check 'em out, y'all!
400-dollar lunar shuttle tickets.

199
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,600
Smokin'… what you want?
Lunar shuttle tickets—$400.

200
00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:53,040
I got smokin', non-smokin',
first class, coach, economy,

201
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,196
by the aisle, by the window.

202
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,317
Take it easy, my man.
Lunar shuttle tickets!

203
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,152
Hi. Thank you.

204
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,595
Three of you to the left.

205
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,797
–Hi. Can I take your case?
–No.

206
00:17:08,440 --> 00:17:10,078
–Howdy, girl.
–Hello.

207
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:11,798
Keep that thing moving.

208
00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,718
–How's it going?
–Everything's fine, Sarge.

209
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,715
Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!
Ted Striker.

210
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:26,669
Jack, I got a bad feeling
in my gut about this mission.

211
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:32,708
Number two checks.

212
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,111
What's happenin', bro?

213
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:42,031
Atmosphere control OK.

214
00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,480
Atmosphere control… check.

215
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,159
–Antigravity check.
–All right.

216
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:50,358
–Checks out in positive mode, sir.
–Check.

217
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:53,273
–Checks out in negative mode, sir.
–Check.

218
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,440
Neutral balance seems all right, sir.

219
00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,648
–Good. That should do it.
–Antigravity off, sir.

220
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,720
Hope this weather
doesn't give us a problem.

221
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,466
Mr Dunn, what's your
temperature reading?

222
00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,391
98.6, sir.

223
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:08,833
That sounds normal.

224
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:21,160
Sweetheart, you should have gone
before we got on the plane.

225
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,670
Sir, you're in the wrong seat.
That's mine.

226
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,680
Elaine, wait. Listen to me.

227
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:32,837
Why can't you just
let me live my life?

228
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,440
It's not just your life.
It's everyone on board this ship!

229
00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,232
We must stop this flight.

230
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,877
Ted, we're taking off.

231
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:43,880
Why don't you trust me any more?

232
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:48,200
You're not the man you were.
You shouldn't have left the hospital.

233
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,037
Please, take your seat.

234
00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,720
Well, it looks like that
weather's starting to clear.

235
00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,360
Satellite photos look clear
over Wyoming and Connecticut.

236
00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:05,760
–We just heard from Detroit.
–What about Reno and Buffalo?

237
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,440
Clear, but check the New Jersey suburbs.

238
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:12,120
Mayflower 1, you're clear on
two-niner to taxi to launch position.

239
00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:15,391
Roger. Ready to taxi. Over.

240
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,156
“T” minus 30 seconds and counting…

241
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,628
Mark “T” minus 20 seconds.

242
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:45,557
Ignition.

243
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,836
“T” minus 9…

244
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,275
8… 7…

245
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,476
6… 5…

246
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,835
4… 3…

247
00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,990
2… 1…

248
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:10,224
You have lift-off, Mayflower 1!
Acknowledge.

249
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,988
Roger, Control. This is Mayflower 1—
acknowledge lift-off.

250
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,320
We'll be serving breakfast
in a few minutes.

251
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,079
–Will all of you be eating?
–Yes, thanks.

252
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:44,400
Jimmy, when you're finished, you can
come up front and see the cockpit.

253
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,795
Gee, that'll be neat.

254
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,599
I'm glad they let Scraps ride with us.

255
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,396
Scraps will love the moon.

256
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,080
Will things be much
different on the moon?

257
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:57,920
It'll be terrific—a whole
new world, new kids to play with…

258
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,520
So no more headlines
about the rape trial?

259
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,480
How many kids get a chance
to live on another planet?

260
00:21:03,520 --> 00:21:06,800
No kids yelling, “Your old man's
a psychopathic sex pervert”?

261
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:10,435
So I made a mistake.
Anyway, she was asking for it.

262
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:13,040
They're all asking
for it all the time!

263
00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:17,073
Dad never slaps me around
at home. It must be his coffee.

264
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,871
No. I've been serving Dad decaf.

265
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,793
Maybe he's just an asshole.

266
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:29,629
You know, dear? This reminds me of
the first train trip we ever took—

267
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:31,760
out to your mother's house, remember?

268
00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:33,438
How could I forget?

269
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,512
You were so nervous
about meeting my mama.

270
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,200
And I declare, you were pacing the aisle

271
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:43,028
all the way from St Louis
to Sioux Falls.

272
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:46,112
And remember when
we hopped in the family car

273
00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,510
and drove all the way to Woodstock?

274
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:49,999
That was a time.

275
00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,551
And you got that bad acid and
didn't come down for two weeks.

276
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,720
You kept telling everyone
that you were Jesus Christ,

277
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,151
and then you jumped off a roof
'cause you thought you could fly.

278
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,117
–What a bummer.
–No shit.

279
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:59,993
You look a little green.
Are you all right, young man?

280
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:03,834
You know, some people
get airsick, but I never do.

281
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,151
I must have an iron constitution.

282
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,196
–I'm all right.
–Good.

283
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,992
I guess what's really
bothering me is my whole life.

284
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,960
I really can't figure where
Elaine and I went wrong.

285
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:22,118
You know what it's like when
two people share the same space.

286
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:26,596
Something happens.
Your vibes go out of synch.

287
00:23:30,520 --> 00:23:33,990
I thought we shared a
very special kind of love.

288
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:37,629
I'm not sure I know
what love is any more.

289
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,993
I guess it all started at the trial.

290
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:46,200
They had to cover up for the crash,
so they made me the scapegoat.

291
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,515
I had no one to turn to.

292
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,360
I'm sure you've had
the same experience yourself.

293
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,790
I couldn't believe what
was happening to me.

294
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,960
I think it's important
we establish a few facts

295
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,753
so these people can
make a fair decision.

296
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:07,278
First, were you not the chief test
pilot for the lunar shuttle XR-2300?

297
00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,713
Yes.

298
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,826
On the fifth of October this year,
that shuttle crash-landed.

299
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:15,718
Were you not the pilot
on that flight?

300
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,472
Yes, but I wasn't…

301
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,438
And, Mr Striker, is it not true

302
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,480
that that crash was a direct
result of your incompetence?

303
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,717
No! The problem was with
that ship, not with me.

304
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,080
The wiring was shorting out
under high temperatures.

305
00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:34,364
That thing was a flying deathtrap.

306
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,560
The fact is, gentlemen, nothing
serious was wrong with that ship.

307
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,840
Ted Striker folded up on the approach.

308
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,233
That's a lie!

309
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,153
Order! Order!

310
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:52,678
On March 5, 1980, flight 209 into
Chicago lost its crew in midair.

311
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:57,754
And on that fateful night,
Ted Striker saved that plane.

312
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,536
I'd like to call one of the
passengers from that flight,

313
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,192
if it pleases the court.

314
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:07,120
Do you swear on the Constitution

315
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,760
to tell the whole truth,
and nothing but?

316
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,756
I do.

317
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:23,864
Would you describe, in your own
words, what happened that night?

318
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:27,393
Mr Striker performed exceptionally

319
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,244
The passengers were very concerned

320
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,314
The pilots were incapacitated

321
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,194
So Mr Striker took control

322
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,875
And landed that plane safely

323
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:39,913
Golly!

324
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:44,391
I know I wouldn't be alive today
if it wasn't for Mr Striker.

325
00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:50,877
I find it difficult even now to think
about that night over Chicago.

326
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,430
Please try, Mrs Hammen.
It's very important.

327
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:56,679
Well…

328
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,312
we lost the crew…

329
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,998
and…

330
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,552
the food poisoning made us all very ill.

331
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:08,518
I lost control. We all did.

332
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,113
And then… the bad weather…

333
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,078
And the lightning…

334
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,435
I've got to get out of here!

335
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,764
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!

336
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,720
Stewardess, please, let me handle this.

337
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:24,274
I've got to get out!

338
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:26,920
Calm down. Now get back to your seat.

339
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,389
Calm down! Get a hold of yourself!

340
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:34,315
Doctor, you're wanted on the phone.
Everything's going to be all right.

341
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,833
Now just calm down.

342
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,115
I've got to get out of here!

343
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,714
This is very important!

344
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,117
Let the court handle this!

345
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,674
Will you please control yourself?

346
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,113
Bailiff, Valium.

347
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:53,714
I flew with Striker during the war.

348
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,760
I'll never forget the night
we bombed Macho Grande.

349
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,360
Striker was a squadron leader.

350
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,480
He brought us in low,
but he couldn't handle it.

351
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:04,600
Buddy couldn't handle it.
Was Buddy in your crew?

352
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,840
Buddy was the bombardier, but
Striker couldn't handle it.

353
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,077
–And he went to pieces.
–Andy went to pieces?

354
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,960
Andy was the navigator.
Buddy went to pieces.

355
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:18,039
–It was awful, how he came unglued.
–Howie came unglued?

356
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:22,280
No, Howie was the best tail gunner
in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

357
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:26,029
–And he bailed out?
–No! Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed.

358
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,873
How we survived was a miracle.

359
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,916
Then Howie survived.

360
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,878
No. Afraid not.
We lost Howie the next day.

361
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:36,953
Over Macho Grande?

362
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,350
No. I don't think I'll ever
get over Macho Grande.

363
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:43,477
Those wounds run… pretty deep.

364
00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,589
Ted and I were very close once.

365
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,640
We had the kind of relationship

366
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,160
where we laughed and laughed
and laughed all the time.

367
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,430
Do you know what that's like?

368
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,590
Yes. Yes, I do.

369
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,720
Then things started to come apart.
He was obsessed with that shuttle.

370
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:06,276
He started to talk about it
all the time, even at night in bed,

371
00:28:06,360 --> 00:28:09,660
and I guess that's when
the real problems started.

372
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:11,713
Please elaborate.

373
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:14,077
Well…

374
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,878
at first…

375
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:19,509
sex between us was
a wonderful experience—

376
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:23,039
the way he touched me…

377
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,636
He was so gentle.

378
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:28,439
He'd unbutton my blouse…

379
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,636
and then…

380
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,716
and then…

381
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,519
We drifted apart.
I'm sorry. I can't go on.

382
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,676
At the request of this court,

383
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,126
Mr Striker has undergone
a psychiatric examination.

384
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:48,311
The court calls Dr Franklin Stone.

385
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:50,880
Can you give your
impression of Mr Striker?

386
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:53,880
I don't do impressions.
My training is in psychiatry.

387
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,035
Of course.

388
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:59,280
In your opinion, Doctor, was Ted
Striker competent to fly the shuttle?

389
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,080
The defendant suffers from
chronic psychological stress

390
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,000
and in a pressure situation
can snap like that.

391
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,996
–Like that?
–That's it.

392
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:11,596
He's a danger to himself and
others, and needs treatment.

393
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,671
Mr Striker.

394
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:19,520
This court recommends that
you be confined to an institution

395
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:24,554
for treatment until such time as you
are deemed fit to re-enter society.

396
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:26,198
But I was framed!

397
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,556
I'm not guilty!
That ship did have faulty wiring!

398
00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:31,915
Would you hold for a picture?

399
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:34,949
I'm not guilty!

400
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,157
A photo for the Daily News?

401
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:41,514
Of course.

402
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,431
Thanks, counsellor.

403
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:44,999
Picture.

404
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,270
It's for Ted's own good, Elaine.

405
00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,272
I thought I was right
and they were wrong.

406
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,680
Now I'm not sure of anything any more.

407
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:57,720
There's more to the story, but
you probably heard enough already.

408
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,990
I don't want to go on forever…

409
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:26,960
Captain, I'm picking up
an overheat in the computer core.

410
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,436
–How serious is it, Mr Dunn?
–I can't tell, sir.

411
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,750
You can tell me. I'm the captain.

412
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:36,240
I can't localize it, but it's
definitely in the computer core.

413
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:39,636
–Elaine, run a computer check.
–Yes, sir.

414
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:44,238
Voice interface.

415
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,000
There's an overheat in the core.
Please analyse.

416
00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:49,474
There is no apparent overheat.

417
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,192
Yes, there is, Rok.
We read a core overheat.

418
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,508
Repeat analysis.

419
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:56,830
Analysis confirmed.

420
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,036
All systems compute positive.

421
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,800
Well, not from where
I'm sitting, they don't.

422
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,960
Look, Elaine, cut the
“not where I'm sitting” shit.

423
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,036
It must be a human error.

424
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,024
Captain, I think we have
a computer foul-up.

425
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,032
–I see.
–What do you recommend, Captain?

426
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,800
Run it through the computer.

427
00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:17,751
–I already have!
–Good.

428
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,355
Just to be safe should I
check the rear data banks?

429
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,513
–No. You check the rear data banks.
–Yes, sir.

430
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:36,720
Sir, you should put that case
in the compartment above your head.

431
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:41,311
–I'll keep it with me.
–I'll help if you can't get it up.

432
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:43,868
I said I'll keep it with me.

433
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,660
–Ted, please.
–Elaine, listen…

434
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,553
–We can't do this.
–We have to go back.

435
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,680
I understand. We had
something special, but it's over.

436
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:05,560
–We can't go back.
–This flight has to go back.

437
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:08,273
That wiring could blow any second.

438
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,113
The problem's in
your mind, like always.

439
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:14,896
–Then you do think I'm insane.
–I'd never use that word.

440
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,669
–What word would you use?
–The word is “sick”, Ted.

441
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,113
Goodbye.

442
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,560
Sir, that overheat is getting worse.

443
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:29,036
I'd better get back into
the core and check it out.

444
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:31,793
–I'd rather you check it out.
–Right…

445
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,200
Sir, we're carrying
emergency fuel back there.

446
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,800
You'd better go, too.
I'll fly the ship.

447
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,877
–Be careful.
–Yes, sir.

448
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:45,200
Captain, do you mind if
Jimmy here takes a look around?

449
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:49,870
Of course not, Mary.
Come on in, Jimmy. Hi there.

450
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,713
Boy, there's a lot of
neat stuff in here.

451
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,758
This is the nerve centre
of the whole ship.

452
00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:58,434
That's a cute puppy. What's his name?

453
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,748
Scraps.

454
00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,308
–Can I hold him once?
–Yeah.

455
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:07,713
Come on, Scraps. I used to have
a puppy like this when I was a kid.

456
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,712
–You like to play ball with him?
–Yeah.

457
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:13,360
You like to have him fetch a stick?

458
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,509
Yeah.

459
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,999
Of course you do.

460
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,050
Well, my goodness,
Scraps is a boy, isn't he?

461
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,394
Yeah.

462
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,995
Jimmy, do you like it when
Scraps holds onto your leg

463
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,310
and rubs up and down?

464
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,234
God help us. Look at this place.

465
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,158
Check the fuel drums,
I'll do the computer.

466
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:59,200
Jimmy, did you ever wonder
why dogs sniff each other?

467
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,960
Well, Captain, everything A-OK?

468
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:03,400
Yes, everything's fine. Right, Jimmy?

469
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,400
Yeah. Everything's real neat up here.

470
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:07,158
That's strange.

471
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,040
What's strange, Captain?

472
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:14,240
It's an asteroid field. But there's
nothing in this sector, unless…

473
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,448
–Unless what, Captain?
–Unless we're off course.

474
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,920
–Captain Oveur, Dunn here.
–Come in, Dunn. Over.

475
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,940
There's been a fire here, sir.

476
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,120
We're going to have to
disconnect the damaged systems.

477
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,200
Mr Unger is attempting
a manual shutdown right now.

478
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,117
What are you doing, Dave?

479
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,520
The computer has suffered
some bad damage.

480
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,074
This is highly irregular.

481
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:43,958
Right. Right.

482
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,640
I hope we can still control
Rok's higher brain function, sir.

483
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,800
Do what's necessary.
I'll go to manual on all systems.

484
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:52,068
Yes, sir, we will.

485
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,156
Jesus! Hang on!

486
00:34:55,240 --> 00:34:59,472
I'll try to override Rok's circuit
and shut the door from here!

487
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:01,471
Holy shit!

488
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,791
–Did you see that?
–Excuse me?

489
00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,314
There's two crewmen out there. Look.

490
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:46,418
I'm afraid there's nothing
out there but empty space.

491
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,152
I swear I…

492
00:35:50,240 --> 00:35:52,920
The defendant suffers from
chronic psychological stress

493
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:56,392
and in a pressure situation
can snap just like that.

494
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:02,153
Maybe they were right about me.

495
00:36:02,240 --> 00:36:04,800
My God. Maybe I am cracking up.

496
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,031
What's happening, Captain?

497
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:17,000
We're off course and computer-locked.

498
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,600
That fire in Rok's core played
havoc with the brain functions.

499
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,315
Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were
sucked out an air lock.

500
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,674
Both together?

501
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,912
Mr Dunn and Mr Unger were
sucked out an air lock.

502
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,400
Don't panic. Calm down, ladies.
Are there any other problems?

503
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,560
Captain, we've run out of coffee.

504
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,840
Damn! I've told them a hundred times
—store extra coffee!

505
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,400
Captain, what should we do
if the passengers start to panic?

506
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,635
This is the way we'll play it—

507
00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,920
Mary, you're here in case
there's a full-cabin press.

508
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:51,400
Testa, cover Mary's weak side
in case she gets double-teamed.

509
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,793
Right!

510
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:55,720
Captain, I don't think
we have any alternatives.

511
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,796
I see. What do you think
our alternatives are?

512
00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,880
To disconnect Rok's higher brain function

513
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:02,600
without disturbing his regulatory system.

514
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,800
That computer has a
self-defence mechanism.

515
00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:07,120
You heard what happened to the others.

516
00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,993
I know. Sucked out.

517
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:15,080
Still, it's our only chance.
We could try it from here.

518
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,840
You get back and monitor
the regulatory unit.

519
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,180
–Right. Good luck, Captain.
–Don't worry about me.

520
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:28,392
Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.

521
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:30,798
Please, listen to me.

522
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,395
I want to tell you what's
going on with the ship.

523
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,319
Thank you.

524
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:41,119
We've been thrown off course just a tad.

525
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,191
What's a tad?

526
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,236
Miss, what exactly is a tad?

527
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:48,710
In space terms, that's about
half a million miles.

528
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,519
That's interesting.

529
00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:56,355
The bumps you feel are asteroids
smashing into the hull of the ship.

530
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,360
Also, we're flying without
a navigational system

531
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,440
and can't seem to change course.

532
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,240
Miss, are you telling us
absolutely everything?

533
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:07,670
Not exactly. We're also out of coffee.

534
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,837
Listen to me! Your crew is in
complete control of the situation.

535
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,513
Trust me.
There's nothing to worry about!

536
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,920
You're right. They're off course
and heading straight for the sun.

537
00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:40,758
I've seen enough, Bob.

538
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:43,018
Get me Steve McCroskey, and fast.

539
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,640
McCroskey hasn't handled
a tower since the strike.

540
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:48,800
Since Reagan fired the controllers,
he's been completely senile.

541
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,600
Yeah, but what about McCroskey?

542
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,553
–Pretty much the same as Reagan.
–I don't care. Get him.

543
00:39:00,600 --> 00:39:03,239
Father, I've led such a sinful life.

544
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:07,440
I'm married with two kids, and there
were these girls at the company.

545
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,879
I got them pregnant,

546
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,839
so I stole from the company
to pay for the abortions…

547
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,717
God bless you.

548
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,279
Thank you, Father.

549
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:19,924
I've always loved you, darling,
but I have to tell you

550
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,270
I was unfaithful to you, just once.

551
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:24,032
I understand, darling.

552
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:26,960
Remember Jill, my first secretary?
Forgive me.

553
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,356
That's all right.
I knew about it all the time.

554
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,113
I was unfaithful, too.

555
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:34,758
I understand, darling.

556
00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,593
Remember Susan, your last receptionist?

557
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,870
I don't mean to sound forward.

558
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:46,997
I mean, I know I don't know you, but…

559
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,231
I don't think we're going
to live through this,

560
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,233
and… I've… never…

561
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,470
been with a man before.

562
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:00,839
I know this really isn't the place.

563
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,195
No, no. I understand.

564
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,672
Who turned off the…

565
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,995
What are you doing, Captain?

566
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:19,749
This is highly irregular.

567
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,120
–Get me some coffee, miss.
–Yes, sir.

568
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:41,078
And a quart of Geritol
and a ham on rye.

569
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,513
Welcome home, sir.

570
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,976
Here's the navigational charts, sir.

571
00:40:45,800 --> 00:40:49,475
Get me radio contact
with that ship. Pronto.

572
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:53,080
Here's all the information
on the sun. That thing is hot!

573
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,400
Get Bud Kruger immediately.
And some ice.

574
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,509
Yes, sir.

575
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:57,953
Jacobs.

576
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:02,680
I want to know absolutely everything
that's happened up till now.

577
00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:05,760
First the Earth cooled,
and then the dinosaurs came.

578
00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,679
But they got too big,
so they died, and turned into oil.

579
00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:12,440
Then the Arabs came and
bought Mercedes Benzes.

580
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,960
Prince Charles started
wearing Lady Di's clothes.

581
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I couldn't believe it! He took
her best summer dress, put it on…

582
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,474
Things sure haven't changed.

583
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,275
Captain, I think we've got…

584
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,594
Captain Oveur, what's wrong?

585
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,478
What's wrong?
What are you trying to say?

586
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,313
One… One what? One word!

587
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:34,800
First word? First syllable?

588
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:38,389
Captain, I'm not very good at this.
10 words!

589
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,680
How to Succeed in Business
Without Really Trying.

590
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,551
What am I saying? Throat.

591
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,155
Throat. Sounds like choke.
Choke. You…

592
00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,152
Oh, my God!
You were gassed by Rok?

593
00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,674
I got it! I got it!

594
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:56,040
Simon, the Captain's
been gassed by Rok.

595
00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:59,470
Simon, we're way off course.

596
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,840
You're right, Elaine.
We are off course.

597
00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:04,713
–My God! The sun!
–What is it, Simon?

598
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,480
The fiery ball in our solar system,
but that's not important now.

599
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,960
We're headed right for it.
We've got to leave this ship.

600
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:14,320
That's foolish.
We have to change course.

601
00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:17,680
We're computer-locked, and the manual
navigational system is down.

602
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:19,438
Ted was right all along.

603
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,796
What will I do?
My career will be ruined.

604
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,640
What about the careers
of everyone on this ship?

605
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,840
The lawyers, the architects,
the dental hygienists?

606
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,000
Forget about them.
We have to think of ourselves.

607
00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:35,330
What happened to the man I thought
I loved? I'm going to get Ted.

608
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,231
Don't come apart on me now.

609
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,200
I don't mean to sound forward—
I mean, I know I don't know you,

610
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:50,800
but I don't think that we're going
to live through this.

611
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:54,230
And I've never been with a man before.

612
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,596
I know that this isn't the right place.

613
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,856
Until we get through, our hands
are tied. We need plans.

614
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:08,520
I'm busy right through Friday.

615
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,200
–Stinson.
–But how about lunch Saturday?

616
00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:13,440
Have you contacted the families
of those on board?

617
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,648
They're outside now, sir.
They're not too happy.

618
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:23,559
Try and calm them down.
For God's sake, be diplomatic.

619
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,312
Give them the lead!

620
00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,719
Ted, listen to me.

621
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:43,034
We've lost the crew, and
Simon's turned to jelly.

622
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:47,277
Ted, we need you.

623
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,591
Elaine, you were right about me.

624
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:55,196
I folded up over Macho Grande,
and I folded up on the test flight.

625
00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,840
I crack under pressure
just like they said.

626
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:02,170
You overcame your drinking problem.
I know you can overcome this.

627
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,473
It's no use, Elaine.
I just can't do it.

628
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,760
Ted, you were right about this ship.

629
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:14,715
I don't know how to say this, but
maybe in this topsy-turvy world,

630
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:18,793
they should take all the “sane”
people and lock them up

631
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:23,104
and let all the psychopaths out of
the asylums to run the world.

632
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,932
No… on second thoughts,
that's a bad idea.

633
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:29,280
What I'm trying to say is that I was
wrong and I hope you forgive me,

634
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:33,950
because we need you in
that cockpit now more than ever.

635
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,280
There's some banged-up
people back there.

636
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:40,360
I'll need some fresh sheets, gauze,
and all the Vaseline you have.

637
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,790
–Ted, please!
–Right now.

638
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:47,157
–Are you the nurse?
–Yes. Take this.

639
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:50,550
The washroom's just down
there on the right.

640
00:44:50,640 --> 00:44:52,710
I don't mean to sound forward.

641
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:55,553
I mean, I know I don't know you,

642
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,599
but I don't think we're going
to live through this,

643
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,797
and I've never been with a man before.

644
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:05,124
I know this isn't the right place…

645
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:06,953
Simon, I…

646
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,000
This is mission control.
Do you read, Mayflower?

647
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,400
This is the Mayflower. Come in, anyone.

648
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:15,557
Now we're making some headway.

649
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,800
We read you, Mayflower.
Identify yourself.

650
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:22,550
Well, this is Elaine Dickenson.
I'm 5′8″, 123 pounds…

651
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:26,394
I have… brown hair, blue eyes.

652
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:31,156
I enjoy surfing, backgammon and
men who aren't afraid to cry.

653
00:45:31,240 --> 00:45:35,995
Would somebody tell me what a woman
is doing in charge of that ship?

654
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,389
Maybe she's got her ship together.

655
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:47,836
But he smells so bad…

656
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,992
–Can I sit here, mister?
–Yeah, sure.

657
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:58,588
–Be careful with that.
–I will.

658
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,717
–Can I ask a question?
–What is it?

659
00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:04,800
It's an interrogative statement
used to test knowledge.

660
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,160
But that's not important
right now, mister.

661
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:10,431
Is my dog Scraps going to make it?

662
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,990
I'm scared, mister.
Somebody has to do something.

663
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:21,238
Scraps is going to be fine, son.
You'll both be just fine.

664
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:32,871
Striker, you got to listen to me.
They forced me to cut corners.

665
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,953
–Get out of my way!
–You gotta help me…

666
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:43,439
–Elaine. You're all alone up here.
–Yes, I am.

667
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:46,557
–What's going on?
–There's no time to explain.

668
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,315
–I was wrong about you.
–We all make mistakes.

669
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,995
–I'll never make that mistake again.
–Forget about it.

670
00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:57,440
We're not living in the past
or the present any more.

671
00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:59,311
This is the future.

672
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:04,277
Don't worry.
Everything's going to be OK.

673
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:06,316
I love you, Ted.

674
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:19,720
Here it is. Elaine Dickenson,
ship's computer officer.

675
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,360
Jacobs, what have you got
on Elaine Dickenson?

676
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:26,313
I'm taller, a better dancer
and much more fun to be with.

677
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,079
Ted, I have the feeling

678
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,472
we've been through
this exact thing before.

679
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,662
Except this time I know
exactly what I'm doing.

680
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,469
You mean…?

681
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,860
That's right. We're at
the mercy of that computer.

682
00:47:47,720 --> 00:47:50,228
Then these things are totally useless.

683
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,680
Mayflower 1 calling mission control.
Do you read me?

684
00:47:55,720 --> 00:48:00,472
A man. That's more like it. Identify
yourself and give me your position.

685
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:06,000
The name's Striker.
I'm sitting down and facing front.

686
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:09,669
–Why would you want to know that?
–Striker?

687
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,478
Striker!

688
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:19,440
–Ted Striker?
–That's right, McCroskey.

689
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:23,439
I may be in the cockpit, but
there's not much I can do.

690
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,830
We're at the mercy of the computer.

691
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,913
–McCroskey, do you read me?
–Striker?

692
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,958
–McCroskey!
–You're fading out. Come in.

693
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:36,160
–Damn! Lost them again.
–Could be sunspots.

694
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:37,519
Or your detergent.

695
00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:41,400
Striker flew that 767 into Chicago
years ago without a crew.

696
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,274
Now, would somebody tell me
what he's doing up there?

697
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:48,990
The radio's gone dead.
Elaine, try the emergency phone.

698
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,431
Help us, please.

699
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,440
Thank you for calling the mission
control emergency line.

700
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,400
All our operators are busy,
so please stand by.

701
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:03,069
–Ted, it's a recording.
–Let me have that.

702
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:07,597
We said all our operators
are busy, so please stand by!

703
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,720
The boys downtown are taking
heat from Washington.

704
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:15,080
The president will want an explanation.

705
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,440
Bud, let the boys in Washington
handle the president.

706
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:19,920
Sorry to pull you out of bed.

707
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:22,200
–Forget it. I was reading.
–What's the story?

708
00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:26,360
It's about an man who catches this
fish, but that's not important now.

709
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,080
We've restored radio contract.

710
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,839
Good. We keep losing their radio.

711
00:49:30,920 --> 00:49:34,440
McCroskey, give it to me straight.
What's it look like?

712
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:38,109
A radio? It's about so big,
green, lots of knobs.

713
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,368
I mean the situation.
What do your people think?

714
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,037
They're screwed.

715
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,951
They're dead.

716
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:50,195
Did I leave the iron on?

717
00:49:56,720 --> 00:50:00,349
–Come in, Control.
–We read you. Come in.

718
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,146
McCroskey, I got to
be straight with you.

719
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,280
I don't think I can regain
control of this ship.

720
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:09,520
Striker, this is Steve McCroskey,
chief controller.

721
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:12,028
Now, I want you to listen good.

722
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:16,671
A few years ago I helped a young
pilot through a storm over Chicago.

723
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:18,910
He said he couldn't do it, too.

724
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:23,118
But when the going got tough,
that kid pulled it together.

725
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:27,876
He made all the big papers
and the Canadian Jewish News.

726
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:30,872
I don't know if
that kid's still got it,

727
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:33,679
but if he has, I know one thing…

728
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:37,992
if he was there now, he'd find
a way to turn that bucket around

729
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:39,994
and get out of there, pronto!

730
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:43,960
You gave the wrong speech.
I'm not your problem. It's the ship.

731
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:46,160
The fire made the computer go berserk.

732
00:50:46,200 --> 00:50:49,280
We've lost the crew, and
we're en route to the sun.

733
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:53,478
Now here's what you do. Stay calm,
keep an eye on those gauges.

734
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:58,120
Things are going to heat up. We'll
figure out a way around the computer.

735
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:00,276
What are we going to do?

736
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:05,116
We're going to have to
blow the computer.

737
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,349
Blow Rok?

738
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:13,952
–That's right.
–Ted, you can't do it.

739
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,359
What do you mean?

740
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,840
It has a self-defence mechanism.
I can't get around it.

741
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:22,840
We've already lost three men.
I don't want to lose you, too.

742
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,234
Then I guess it's in God's hands now.

743
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,513
I'm Father O'Flanagan.
I'm a man of God.

744
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:36,196
And you must trust me when I say
it's likely we're all going to die.

745
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,318
Our top story tonight, fire rages
through downtown Buffalo.

746
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:06,960
Also in the news, lunar shuttle heads
for the sun and certain disaster.

747
00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:11,437
Our top story tonight, fire rages
through downtown Tokyo.

748
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:16,196
Also in the news, American lunar
mission locked in death struggle.

749
00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:23,915
A fire in downtown Moscow clears way
for a glorious new tractor factory.

750
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,912
And on the lighter side of the news,

751
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:31,551
hundreds of capitalists are soon
to perish in shuttle disaster.

752
00:52:31,640 --> 00:52:36,509
If this country was run by vegetarian
women rather than flesh-eating men,

753
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,320
this whole space disaster
would never have happened.

754
00:52:39,360 --> 00:52:41,760
We're working to
raise the consciousness

755
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,000
of the vegetarian minorities
with diet sensitivity training

756
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,416
so that people will be
able to deal…

757
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,755
The key is their computer.

758
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,640
Until we put that ship on manual,
there's nothing we can do.

759
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:59,275
–Get me that computer program.
–Yes, sir.

760
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:01,520
–Who's in charge here?
–McCroskey, Control.

761
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:03,840
–Hallick, Homicide.
–Jacobs, Sagittarius.

762
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,952
We've got our own problems,
so make it good.

763
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,400
A passenger has a bomb
and is suicidal.

764
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,429
Good one.

765
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,636
His name is Joe Salucci.

766
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:15,760
He was flying to Des Moines for
an operation for sexual impotence.

767
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:18,598
–The Des Moines Institute?
–You know it?

768
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,198
We're familiar with it.

769
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,424
Joe gave his wife this insurance
policy then got on the shuttle.

770
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,000
Mrs Salucci thinks he's suicidal.

771
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,430
We had the boys in psychiatry
do a profile on him.

772
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:35,479
–Yeah, that looks pretty bad.
–It's not his good side.

773
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:41,510
Now, blowing up a plane in space
leaves no traces for investigators.

774
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,955
This is a $1-million policy.

775
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:47,958
Wait a minute.

776
00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,917
This is auto insurance!

777
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,120
That's why we're worried, gentlemen.

778
00:53:52,160 --> 00:53:55,835
This clown's impotent,
suicidal and incredibly stupid.

779
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:58,718
And that spells trouble in my book.

780
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,748
Trouble.

781
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:05,638
Stinson, get me those Mayflower plans.

782
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:07,640
You, clear that table in there.

783
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,478
I'll get the cards and the bridge bits.

784
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,634
And somebody get me the sarge.

785
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,716
The heat in this cockpit
is getting unbearable.

786
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:34,917
You can fry an egg
on this control panel.

787
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,953
I don't know what'll to happen to us,

788
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:45,555
but I love you and I always will.

789
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,032
That might be the news
we've been waiting for.

790
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,635
–This is Mayflower 1.
–Striker, I got news for you.

791
00:54:55,760 --> 00:54:58,240
You got a passenger aboard
named Joe Salucci.

792
00:54:58,280 --> 00:55:00,714
–He's carrying a bomb.
–A bo…

793
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:04,031
No, not a “bo”, a bomb.
Do you hear me, Striker?

794
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:06,759
What am I supposed to do now?

795
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:10,602
Get that bomb. I don't care how.
That's our top priority.

796
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:13,122
All the other problems can just wait.

797
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,864
As if we don't have
enough problems already.

798
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,039
You'd better fasten your seat belt.

799
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:27,112
Sir, you'll have to put
your cigarette out.

800
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,191
–Which passenger is Joe Salucci?
–16-C. Why?

801
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,748
–He's carrying a bomb.
–A bo…!

802
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:51,035
No, not a “bo”, a bomb.

803
00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:54,880
Now, as discreetly as possible,
move the passengers into the lounge.

804
00:55:54,920 --> 00:55:58,356
–We don't have a lounge.
–That's not important now.

805
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,080
–Get everyone away from that bomb.
–What should I say?

806
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,960
Anything. Just don't let Salucci
think we're on to him.

807
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:05,399
I'll do my best.

808
00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,838
Attention, ladies and gentlemen, please.

809
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:22,152
Would everybody move to the lounge
who is not carrying a bomb.

810
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:24,873
Don't move!

811
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:27,440
Mr Salucci, they know
about you back home.

812
00:56:27,480 --> 00:56:28,754
Stay where you are!

813
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:32,000
You don't want to kill
all these innocent people.

814
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:36,272
–I don't care about them.
–Joe, listen to me. It's hopeless.

815
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:40,558
No one's ever gotten away
with a stunt like this before.

816
00:56:43,560 --> 00:56:45,936
Joe, the insurance is worthless now.

817
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,877
I don't believe you.

818
00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:50,030
Joe, you got to trust me.

819
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,638
No one will hurt you.

820
00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:02,439
No one has to know about your problem.

821
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,360
No one has to know you're impotent.

822
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,789
Don't say that word!

823
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,709
Scraps!

824
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:39,152
Nice going, Striker!

825
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,040
We're not out of the woods,
but you got rid of that bomb.

826
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,918
–Not exactly, McCroskey.
–What do you mean?

827
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:49,511
–The bomb's here beside me.
–There, beside you in the cockpit?

828
00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,194
Striker…

829
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,748
What the hell are
you doing up there?

830
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:57,479
I got an idea that might just work.

831
00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,676
It's a long shot.

832
00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,911
I want to use the bomb
to blow the computer.

833
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,834
Striker, you've got to be crazy
to try a stunt like that.

834
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,196
Maybe, but it's the only
chance we've got.

835
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:13,440
When that bomb blows,
we'll lose our oxygen fast.

836
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:17,268
I'll have to get us out
as quick as I can.

837
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:21,035
–I'm taking her to 0.5 worp.
–0.5 worp?

838
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,111
0.5 worp.

839
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,880
I test-piloted this shuttle.
I know exactly what it can do.

840
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:29,692
Striker, listen to me now and listen good.

841
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:34,953
That thing is bound to come apart
at that speed, and that's no good.

842
00:58:35,040 --> 00:58:38,476
It's got to be in
one piece when you land.

843
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:42,109
You know that that worp drive
has never been tested!

844
00:58:42,200 --> 00:58:46,688
You're putting yourself and everybody
else on that ship in jeopardy!

845
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,516
–Over here!
–Contestant 38.

846
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,120
I'll take air shuttle
disasters for 40.

847
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:55,550
The answer is… the Mayflower.

848
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:58,438
Ted, what are you going to do?

849
00:58:58,520 --> 00:59:01,358
Elaine, I'm going back
there with the bomb.

850
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,551
You're my hero.

851
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,638
The bomb.

852
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:18,997
Be careful.

853
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:24,916
Listen good. If you got any ideas,
now is the time. I want to hear them.

854
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:29,422
How about Hollywood Squares but
with kids? Gary Coleman could host.

855
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:30,477
–Simon just ejected.
–Sit down, Elaine.

856
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:32,869
If this works, we might make it.

857
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,555
–Simon was a fool to eject now.
–You mean…?

858
01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:39,632
That's right. Premature ejection.

859
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:43,000
Striker, listen and listen good.

860
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:45,400
You'll be on lunar
radio range any second.

861
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,760
The next transmission
that you receive

862
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,770
will be from Buck Murdock
at Alpha Beta Base.

863
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:55,271
–Not BUCK Murdock?
–No. Buck MURdock.

864
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:57,112
Who's Buck Murdock, Ted?

865
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:59,589
A guy I flew with during the war.

866
01:00:59,680 --> 01:01:03,514
He was with us that day
I led the raid over Macho Grande.

867
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,591
And he's still alive?

868
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:11,432
Striker, son…
we're all betting on you.

869
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,351
5-1 they all die.

870
01:01:13,440 --> 01:01:16,477
8-5 the women and children make it.

871
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:18,596
6-4 they lose the crew.

872
01:01:18,680 --> 01:01:20,318
0.5 worp… God help them.

873
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,880
Nobody's ever travelled
at that speed before.

874
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:25,520
Last spring, we did Europe in nine days.

875
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:28,358
Then we went to Bakersfield and Fresno.

876
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,590
No one goes to Fresno any more.

877
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,840
All communication lines are clear.

878
01:01:48,880 --> 01:01:52,793
Ready to transfer to Buck Murdock
at Alpha Beta. Over.

879
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,673
Gentlemen…

880
01:01:55,760 --> 01:01:59,878
I don't find it easy to
talk at a time like this,

881
01:01:59,960 --> 01:02:03,589
but I got to say something
about that guy up there,

882
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:07,639
and I can sum it all up
in just one word… courage,

883
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:10,600
dedication, daring, pride,
pluck, spirit, grit, mettle

884
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:15,475
and… G-U-T-S. Guts!

885
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:18,360
Ted Striker's got more guts
in his little finger

886
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:23,155
than most of us have in our large
intestine, including the colon!

887
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:28,600
When we're ready, we'd like you to
remove your eyeglasses and shoes

888
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:31,473
and place your head between the knees.

889
01:02:31,560 --> 01:02:33,790
Between your own knees, Father.

890
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:48,156
We've blown the computer.

891
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,494
Elaine, you'd better check the readout.

892
01:02:57,800 --> 01:02:59,677
We're slowing down.

893
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:06,196
–Set course change.
–Set.

894
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:07,679
Compute.

895
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,752
Here goes.

896
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:29,718
Elaine, we hit 0.5 worp,
and everything seems OK.

897
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:36,126
We've got gravity control back.

898
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:39,149
Sorry.

899
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,838
Elaine, you'd better brace yourself.

900
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:54,220
This is faster than man
has ever travelled before.

901
01:04:04,240 --> 01:04:06,400
In case some of you are wondering,

902
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:09,410
we are travelling at half
the speed of light.

903
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:12,600
Some of you might experience
a temporary metabolic change,

904
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:15,676
but there's nothing to
worry about. Thank you.

905
01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:49,791
–Commander Murdock.
–What is it, Lieutenant?

906
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:53,440
The Mayflower's in trouble. She's
coming in hotter than a firecracker.

907
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:56,520
Their computer's down. They've lost
their crew. They're on manual.

908
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,030
–We'd better get to the tower.
–We have no tower.

909
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,157
–No tower?
–Just a bridge, sir.

910
01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:06,360
Why the hell aren't I notified
about these things?

911
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,676
Lieutenant…
How would you handle this?

912
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:12,718
–We could try ignoring it.
–I see.

913
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:14,791
Pretend nothing has happened

914
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,880
and hope everything's
all right in the morning.

915
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:18,319
Just a thought, sir.

916
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,676
I've considered that.
Must be a better angle…

917
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:30,319
If they've lost their crew,
who's in control of that bucket?

918
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,760
Some guy by the name
of Ted Striker, sir.

919
01:05:32,800 --> 01:05:33,755
Ted Striker.

920
01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:36,559
–Do you know him?
–Never heard of him.

921
01:05:36,640 --> 01:05:39,480
That's not exactly true.
We were like brothers.

922
01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,795
We flew together during the war.

923
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,156
We were close, real close, until…

924
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:46,510
Until, sir?

925
01:05:46,600 --> 01:05:48,560
Until that day over Macho Grande.

926
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:50,000
Over Macho Grande, sir?

927
01:05:50,040 --> 01:05:52,218
I'll never get over Macho Grande.

928
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,716
Forget it, Lieutenant.
It wasn't a pretty picture.

929
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:01,000
What have you found?

930
01:06:01,040 --> 01:06:03,600
These red lights keep
moving back and forth.

931
01:06:03,640 --> 01:06:07,400
Aside from that, this thing seems
to have no function whatsoever.

932
01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:09,160
It must have some function.

933
01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:13,754
Why would the government put all
that money into a thing with lights?

934
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,360
Sir, these lights keep
blinking out of sequence.

935
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,550
What should we do about it?

936
01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,756
Get them to blink in sequence.

937
01:06:20,840 --> 01:06:24,515
–Rorshack, what do you got?
–What do you make of these?

938
01:06:24,600 --> 01:06:27,910
That's a bird.
That's a horse with a hat on.

939
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:32,755
I pulled Striker's record. I don't
think you're going to like it.

940
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:36,196
It's worse than I thought.

941
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:40,360
They'll hit our atmosphere in three
minutes. How do you want to play it?

942
01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:44,757
I want a 6-foot trench dug around
the base. Fill it with gasoline.

943
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:47,040
Get women and children to the shelters.

944
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,840
Contact the Japanese ambassador.

945
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,880
Rorshack, get me a complete file

946
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:54,920
on everyone who's seen “The Sound
Of Music” more than four times.

947
01:06:54,960 --> 01:06:57,120
On second thought, kill those orders.

948
01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:58,559
Down scope.

949
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,200
Fate can play a strange
game sometimes, Lieutenant.

950
01:07:04,240 --> 01:07:05,912
Fate, sir?

951
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:09,600
Striker wipes out his entire
squadron over Macho Grande,

952
01:07:09,640 --> 01:07:14,156
and now those people's lives up
there are in his hands.

953
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:19,668
I guess irony can be
pretty ironic sometimes.

954
01:07:21,160 --> 01:07:22,957
But it's his ship now.

955
01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,271
He's the top dog,

956
01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:28,555
the big man,

957
01:07:28,640 --> 01:07:32,315
numero uno honcho,

958
01:07:32,400 --> 01:07:34,914
the head cheese.

959
01:07:43,200 --> 01:07:46,636
I just hope he has
the right stuff. Up scope.

960
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:48,438
We have radio contact.

961
01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:55,594
Yes, I'll take care of it right away.

962
01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,000
We've had some problems with the ship.

963
01:07:58,040 --> 01:08:01,749
If you're going to use
the washroom, please be careful.

964
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:04,673
I've been on my feet all day.

965
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:07,593
I sure could use a little breather.

966
01:08:13,400 --> 01:08:16,551
Striker, this is Buck Murdock.
Do you read me?

967
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:17,993
I read you, Murdock.

968
01:08:18,080 --> 01:08:22,039
Hope he's not still bitter
about what happened between us.

969
01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:25,320
If not for those people,
I'd say let Striker go down

970
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:28,318
in a fiery mass of molten metal.

971
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:32,840
Striker, let's just pray
you don't screw up here

972
01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,444
like you did over Macho Grande,
so just follow orders.

973
01:08:36,520 --> 01:08:40,120
We've got you locked on beam.
Prepare to kill auxiliary engines.

974
01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,434
Roger, Murdock.

975
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:45,513
All right, Striker,
kill the auxiliary engines.

976
01:08:47,440 --> 01:08:49,271
Ted, the lever!

977
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,557
The lever just came off.
We're still at worp.

978
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:54,835
Try another lever.

979
01:08:54,920 --> 01:08:56,920
There are no more
levers, just switches.

980
01:08:56,960 --> 01:09:00,589
–No buttons?
–Just switches, lights and knobs.

981
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,875
Cut the bleeding-heart crap.

982
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:06,880
We've all got our switches, lights,
and knobs to deal with, Striker.

983
01:09:06,920 --> 01:09:09,758
Down here, there are
hundreds and thousands

984
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,120
of blinking, beeping,
and flashing lights.

985
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:14,240
Blinking and beeping and flashing.

986
01:09:14,280 --> 01:09:16,160
They're flashing and they're beeping.

987
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:19,480
I can't stand it any more!
They're blinking and beeping…

988
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:21,351
Sir! Sir, control yourself!

989
01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,320
–Pull yourself together, sir!
–I'm all right.

990
01:09:24,360 --> 01:09:25,713
All right, Striker.

991
01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:30,078
You'll have to pull that lever
panel off. Do you understand?

992
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,388
Just rip it off.

993
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,198
Elaine, screwdriver.

994
01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,876
OK, the panel's off.

995
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,633
Find a piece of metal and shove it in.

996
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,796
A piece of metal?

997
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:03,110
Any piece of metal will do.

998
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:06,040
I'd give anything to
get some metal up there.

999
01:10:06,080 --> 01:10:09,789
Here we are surrounded
by metal, and it's useless.

1000
01:10:09,880 --> 01:10:12,030
Might as well write them off.

1001
01:10:12,120 --> 01:10:13,951
Let's close up the bridge.

1002
01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:15,426
Let's get outta here.

1003
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:17,874
Close it up. Lights out.

1004
01:10:19,200 --> 01:10:23,239
Where am I going to find
a piece of metal here?

1005
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:26,710
In space? At this hour?

1006
01:10:47,360 --> 01:10:49,430
Will this work, Ted?

1007
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:53,752
Thanks.

1008
01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:00,234
Hold it, Murdock. I've got
something that might work.

1009
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:02,675
–Wait.
–A Bobby pin.

1010
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:07,954
What the hell's a man
doing with a Bobby pin?

1011
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:11,833
Lights on.

1012
01:11:13,640 --> 01:11:19,078
All right, Striker, if a Bobby pin's
all you got, it'll have to do.

1013
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,152
Shove it in there and
short that thing out.

1014
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:31,713
Ted, it's working.

1015
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:33,756
We're losing speed.

1016
01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:36,414
She feels like she's going to break up.

1017
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:41,277
–She's starting to shake.
–Starting to shake.

1018
01:11:44,920 --> 01:11:48,117
–She's starting to shimmy.
–Starting to shimmy.

1019
01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:52,118
She's starting to…

1020
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,838
What? What's she starting to do?
What's she starting to do?

1021
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:04,196
–Shudder, Ted?
–She's starting to shudder.

1022
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:05,520
Starting to shudder.

1023
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:08,916
–How bad is it?
–At least she's not cracking up.

1024
01:12:11,480 --> 01:12:13,328
She's beginning to crack up.

1025
01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:26,271
All right! Quiet!

1026
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,751
We're monitoring you.
Keep her nose up. Don't fight her.

1027
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,751
She's fighting me!

1028
01:12:35,960 --> 01:12:39,077
Ted, there's Alpha Beta.

1029
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:44,270
We're going to have to
come in low to land.

1030
01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:47,636
–Is that difficult, Ted?
–Sure, it's difficult.

1031
01:12:47,720 --> 01:12:50,440
Coming in low is part of
every textbook approach.

1032
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:54,234
It's just something
you have to do when you land.

1033
01:13:00,040 --> 01:13:03,635
Striker, we don't have much time,
but I'll say this…

1034
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:05,119
you pull this off,

1035
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:09,640
and a lot of people just might forget
that Macho Grande ever happened.

1036
01:13:09,680 --> 01:13:12,353
We'll get her down and down safe.

1037
01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:20,113
Before we go any further, there's
something important you should know.

1038
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,953
Slow down! The base is straight ahead.

1039
01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:25,480
They've just hooked into
a communications satellite,

1040
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:31,197
and as we speak, our transmissions
are broadcast all over the world.

1041
01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:35,637
Billions of people are
hanging on our every word.

1042
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:40,157
The eyes, ears, noses and throats
of every American are on you,

1043
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:43,516
each one of them hoping and praying

1044
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:48,435
that you could put
that ship down in one piece.

1045
01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:50,104
Ted, we're not stopping.

1046
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:55,639
Now, Striker, start
by positioning your landing gear.

1047
01:13:55,720 --> 01:13:58,075
Lower your flaps.

1048
01:13:58,160 --> 01:14:00,355
Just keep her level.

1049
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,360
There's no looking back.

1050
01:14:04,400 --> 01:14:07,710
Put on your horizon sensor
and level her off.

1051
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,955
Ted, we're going back up.

1052
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:22,674
Elaine, you'd better get
ready for this landing.

1053
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:27,711
Keep up your stabilisers.
Don't lose control.

1054
01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:30,560
Now fire both jets and
hang on with both hands.

1055
01:14:30,600 --> 01:14:33,751
Both hands, damn it!
I'll say one thing,

1056
01:14:33,840 --> 01:14:38,197
you bring down that flying hunk
of junk, you're OK in my book.

1057
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,473
Don't fight her, Striker.
Hold her up.

1058
01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,318
I hope you enjoyed your flight.

1059
01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:04,631
Fly Pan Universe again.

1060
01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:16,355
You gotta hit the centre of
that strip or you're a dead duck.

1061
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:18,832
Let's go home.

1062
01:15:21,520 --> 01:15:24,318
Yes, thank you for flying Pan Universe.

1063
01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,197
Have a nice stay.

1064
01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:40,360
Shift those turbo chargers.

1065
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:43,964
Now check the sensors.
Deploy your secondary boosters.

1066
01:15:45,160 --> 01:15:47,833
Is there a courtesy phone around here?

1067
01:15:47,920 --> 01:15:50,878
Hello. We'd like you
to have this flower.

1068
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:54,919
We're with the Church
of Lunar Consciousness.

1069
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:59,994
We'd like you to have this flower.
Would you like to make a donation?

1070
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,279
You're almost home.

1071
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:11,918
Hold her.

1072
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,877
Stay with her, Striker.

1073
01:16:13,960 --> 01:16:16,190
It takes a soft touch.

1074
01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,646
Don't let her get away
from you this time, Striker.

1075
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,280
I don't know if this is
a good time to ask,

1076
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,312
but could I get my briefcase back?

1077
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,039
Striker!

1078
01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:52,160
You know what it's like
to laugh like that?

1079
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:54,236
Yes. Yes, I do.

1080
01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,878
What did he get?

1081
01:16:56,960 --> 01:16:59,520
A one-way ticket to the funny farm.

1082
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:03,079
–Des Moines Institute?
–Then you know it.

1083
01:17:03,160 --> 01:17:05,116
We're familiar with it.

1084
01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:08,873
Just don't come apart on me now.

1085
01:17:12,880 --> 01:17:16,270
Jimmy, do you like it
when Scraps holds your leg

1086
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,715
and rubs up and down?

1087
01:17:19,920 --> 01:17:21,911
You were gassed by Rok?

1088
01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:24,195
I got it! I got it!

1089
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,272
Your navigator Mr Unger.

1090
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:33,873
First officer Mr Dunn.

1091
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:37,720
Let's get to the tower.

1092
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:39,079
We have no tower.

1093
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,798
No tower?

1094
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:42,199
Just a bridge, sir.

1095
01:17:42,280 --> 01:17:45,580
Why the hell aren't I notified
about these things?

1096
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,150
How would you handle this?

1097
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,680
I want to know absolutely everything
that's happened up till now.

1098
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,598
Well, first the Earth cooled.

1099
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,352
Then the dinosaurs came,

1100
01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,237
but they got fat and died

1101
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,640
and turned into oil.

1102
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,840
Then the Arabs came

1103
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:03,320
and bought Mercedes Benzes.

1104
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:05,960
Give the court your
impression of Mr Striker.

1105
01:18:06,000 --> 01:18:07,160
I don't do impressions.

1106
01:18:07,200 --> 01:18:09,509
My training is in psychiatry.

1107
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,646
Do you swear to tell the truth,

1108
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,631
so help you God?

1109
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,600
The second time bomb on your right.

1110
01:18:18,640 --> 01:18:19,789
Certainly.

1111
01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:28,035
That's exactly what they'll
be expecting us to do.

1112
01:20:29,160 --> 01:20:32,118
English

1113
08:59:59,440 --> 09:00:00,440
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