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Mission control come in.

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Mission control, do you read?

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Mayday...

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Mayday!

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I'm re-entering Earth's orbit,
I seem to have fallen into...

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I don't know, some kinda
tear in time and space.

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My coordinates are unknown.

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And is either...

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Seems entrance indicate it should
be White Sands, New Mexico.

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Obvious error.

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Is anyone receiving this?

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Recovery team!

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Recovery team,
fix coordinates now!

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Where the hell am I?

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Somebody respond!

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Recovery team come back,
god damn it.

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Oh god, oh god.

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Anyone rea-!

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This is TODAY with Matt Lauer.

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We're back now with Dr. Rick Marshall
whose new book arrives in stores tomorrow.

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It was back in Oslo, Doctor, last month
that you just startled your colleagues,

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with this theory of yours that takes
science in a completely new direction.

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Quantum Paleontology.

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Quantum Paleontology,
that's correct.

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What exactly is that?

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Well it's a... not to say very modestly...
it's our very future Matt.

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It's the only real solution to solving
this fossil fuel crisis we're experiencing

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and it boils down
to two simple words.

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- Renewable bio-fuels?
- Close.

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Time Warps.

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- Time Warps?
- Time Warps.

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- You're serious about this?
- I'm deadly serious. Uh...

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5 years, over 50 million
dollars on my research...

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You spent 50 million dollars of your
own money, studying Time Warps?

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No, that's adorable.

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No, tax payers' money.
I don't have 50 million dollars.

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And now you're asking for more?

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It's all explained, in my book.

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I know we plugged the book.

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My Other Car is a Time Machine.

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Bantum books, Amazon...

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We're living in a time right now,
with huge cuts in spend...

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- I saw it, huge cuts in spending.
- Right.

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We're in dire
economic straights, and...

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you're spending 50 million dollars
on studying Time Warps?

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How do you not think
that's irresponsible?

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Are you smoking?

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No, I'm making a...
balloon animal here.

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You can't smoke in the studio.

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No one told me that.

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Listen, you can't.

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Fine.

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There are huge... huge amounts of
trans-dimensional energy out there...

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just waiting for us to throw
the switch, energy crisis averted.

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You're asking people to stake the entire
future of industrialized civilization,

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on what you call
Parallel Dimensions?

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What about the critics who have
a fair question, doctor, they say...

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this theory of yours is
not science, it is non-science,

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and some even more bluntly
say it's nonsense.

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- How do you respond to that?
- My critics?

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Your critics,
there're a lot of them.

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- Could you be more specific?
- Steven Hawking.

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Steven Hawking says this
is nonsense, that's his word.

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You know what?
This interview's over.

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- Why?
- Because...

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your producer said,
you wouldn't bring that up...

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- alright?
- It's a fair question.

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No it's not,
it's a hatchet job!

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- That was my guest, Dr. Rick Marshall.
- God damn right it was!

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His book arrives in stores tomorrow,
you might wannna look for it...

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in the... I'm out of my
freakin' mind department.

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When we come back, trampolines.
Summer fun or silent killer?

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Ladies and gentlemen.

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Esteemed colleagues.

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I'll conclude with this.

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Our very future
depends on one thing.

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Tachyons.

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Sub-atomic particles
that move so incredibly fast...

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they actually
travel backwards in time.

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Ask yourself,
what if there was a device...

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that could harness
these tachyons.

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We could open and travel through
warps in time and space.

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What's that?

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Not in our lifetime?

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My friends,
I've designed such a device.

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I give to you...
the Tachyon Amplifier.

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Genius in a box.

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Only with this device, you don't
travel forwards or backwards.

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You travel sideways in time.

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To another dimension where past,
present, and future... all meet.

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And, lights.

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Alright, uh...

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any questions?

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Oh, great. Yes... uh,
you right there young man.

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Yeah... if you shot
a ton of pot at the sun,

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would it burn up
and get everybody high?

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No, no, no, huh...

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Are there any real questions
that pertain to science?

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Do you take Cialis?

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Why were you crying in the bathroom
before this presentation?

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How come it looks like
you're about to cry now?

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Do Dinosaurs have boobs?

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That's it. That's it,
everybody outta here.

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Get outta here.

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Go play in the parking lot.

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Go run around on the Freeway,
I don't care.

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I have a question.

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Did you ever try to make
the Tachyon Amplifier?

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- Who're you?
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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I'm Holly Cantrell, I studied
all your work at Cambridge.

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I think you're brilliant.

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Well, Holly from Cambridge
who thinks I'm brilliant.

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I started,
but I didn't finish, so no.

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No, but you have to build it,
it's the most incredible...

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What're you eating?

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It's a dough nut
stuffed with M&M's.

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That way when you finish the dough nut,
you don't have to eat any M&M's.

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But, don't you see you are
absolutely right, everything...

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Stop.

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Chasing that theory got me laughed out
of main stream science and landed me here.

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But you know what, I don't have
anyone to blame but myself.

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Because as they say...

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If you don't make it,
it's your own damn "vault".

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That's a bitch slap
of truth right there.

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If your theories are such rubbish.

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Then explain this.

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That fossil is over 265 million years
old with an imprint of a $10 lighter.

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Go on and explain that.

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I found that out in the desert
along with crystals like this...

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that radiate pure
tachyon energy.

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Go on.

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Explain that.

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Captain Kirk's nipples!...

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The tar pits will be opened in 5 minutes,
Dr. Marshall please return the page.

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Dr. Marshall?

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Oh god.

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Are you alright?

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Hey!

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Up you go.

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Dear...

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I'm fine.

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I'm okay.

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I just worked late.

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Then I got hungry.

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Ate several meals
and lapsed into a food coma.

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I've had issues with food in the past.

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I don't know, you know just with the
stress of everything I just overdid it.

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But I'm in control.

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Now I don't have to go back to Phoenix.

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I just wanted to come by,
and apologize for yesterday,

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my behavior was just...

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No, no, no...

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You finished the Tachyon Amplifier!

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No, no... I mean yes.

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I... I don't know...

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I finished building it yes, but...

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I didn't have the nerve to test it out.

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So I thought a trip to Arby's might
give me some courage, no dice.

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But I hit Popeyes, Del Taco...

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Fourteen thousand calories later.

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I found myself down at Subway.

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Powering through a 12 inch
veggie on whole wheat.

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Battling to come out a "Jared. "

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Still didn't give me the strength
to turn that thing on.

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I'm a coward.

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You are not a coward, you're a visionary.

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This is probably the greatest work
of genius in the last hundred years.

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Is that a chorus line?

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It's left over data from the drive.

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What a piece of crap!

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The machine I mean

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Not a chorus line.

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I love show tunes, they really tell
the story of the human condition.

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It's a bit gay.

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It is great.

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Right.

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Dr. Marshall you're going to
stop selling yourself short,

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you're on the verge of a
major discovery, now get up!

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Whoa, where are we going?

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We're going to test
this little device, in the field.

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Are you crazy? I'm not
prepared for a field test!

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No, I'm not going to make a big deal
out of it just a routine expedition.

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A routine expedition?

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Purely routine.

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Here, here it is. This is
where I found the fossil.

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The Devil's Canyon mystery cave.

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This dump is a portal?

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Would you look at these readings?

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We just gotta get back in that cave.

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No problem,
the place is obviously abandoned.

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Not exactly.

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What's your pleasure?

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I got Roman Candles, Bottle Rockets,
Twitter Glitters, Dancing Butterflies?

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This little bitch right here
I call the Mexican Vasectomy.

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Yeah?

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Okay, that's some bad taste.

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How 'bout this?

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This is a little travel mug I like
to call, the perfect woman.

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Big ol' set of boobies,
no head and a handle.

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Look we want to go in the cave, alright?

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Okay, how about this.

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Ya'll spend $30 on crap,
I'll give you a deluxe tour.

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It all goes to a great cause.

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The Devil's Canyon Resort & Casino!

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Wow, that's nice craft.

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Seven thousand luxuriously appointed rooms

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Three casinos.

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One convention center.

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Ass-tons of parking.

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And when everything is complete,

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I will turn the tip of this golden
tee-pee into my personal lair.

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And I will take a mate, and live
the rest of my life with her up here.

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When we fight, and she pisses
me off, I will banish her to this tip,

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where she will be kept
as a prisoner and a slave.

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So you gonna buy anything?

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Yeah, fine.

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Hey Earn, taking these guys
to the cave. Watch the store.

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Close your mouth while you're
breathing like we talked about.

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Making everybody over here
feel wierd.

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Prepare to meet
your darkest fears...

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inside the depths of the
Devil's Canyon mystery cave!

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Rule number one, keep your
arms and legs inside the boat.

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Rule number two,
have a kick ass awesome time!

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But be warned...

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You may get wet.

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I'm sorry, may?

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Actually, I need to know
this equipment cannot get wet.

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Not you, Mary Poppins

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Bam-chica-wow-wow...

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Say that again, and I'll drown you.

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Good to go!

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Woo, cave ride begins!

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Woo!

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They all just say this old cave is a
100 years old and holds a 1000 mysteries.

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Or is it thousand years old,
and a hundred mysteries.

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Well that my friends,
is just one of the mysteries.

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Say what you will my man, as a showman.

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Without a doubt.

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This cave is most infamous for the legend
of the Devil's Canyon lizard man.

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He's been seen around these
parts since the pilgrim times.

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Snapping his claws, hissin,
tryin' to eat people up.

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Lurking about in the dark dark
shadows of this very cave.

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But those are just legends, aren't they?

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Aren't they?!

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Are you asking us?

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No, no.

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Earnie! Aren't they?

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Here it comes, Will!

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Oh god!

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The lizard man!

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You're paying for that.

252
00:12:50,284 --> 00:12:52,014
I most definitely am not.

253
00:12:52,464 --> 00:12:55,368
You know I'm sitting here trying to give
you guys a really awesome adventure,

254
00:12:55,369 --> 00:12:57,373
and you guys are giving me
nothing in return!

255
00:12:57,374 --> 00:13:00,354
I got the gloves on,
the hat, the pageantry!

256
00:13:01,264 --> 00:13:03,684
Holly, I'm getting a strong
Tachyon reading!

257
00:13:03,834 --> 00:13:06,323
I think I can boost the hell out of
this signal with a resonant wave!

258
00:13:06,324 --> 00:13:07,383
Go for it!

259
00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,104
You guys don't even care.

260
00:13:11,984 --> 00:13:15,054
No no, there are no
showtunes on this ride!

261
00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:22,484
Something's happening!

262
00:13:22,754 --> 00:13:24,304
Is this part of the ride?!

263
00:13:25,414 --> 00:13:27,123
Nah, this ain't me!

264
00:13:27,124 --> 00:13:28,583
It's an earthquake!

265
00:13:28,584 --> 00:13:30,403
Greatest earthquake ever known!

266
00:13:30,404 --> 00:13:33,434
Marshall, I think you should turn it up!

267
00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:37,324
The meter!

268
00:13:38,765 --> 00:13:40,285
We're moving!

269
00:13:40,715 --> 00:13:42,304
This isn't me, this isn't me!

270
00:13:42,305 --> 00:13:44,104
Why are we moving so fast?!

271
00:13:44,105 --> 00:13:46,585
Do I look like I know what's going on?!

272
00:13:51,775 --> 00:13:53,545
What's that sound?!

273
00:13:53,575 --> 00:13:55,624
Is there a waterfall in here?!

274
00:13:55,625 --> 00:13:58,204
Hell no dude,
this isn't even a real stream!

275
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,735
It's industrial run off of the
soap factory down the street!

276
00:14:05,535 --> 00:14:06,985
What is that?!

277
00:14:07,045 --> 00:14:08,194
Oh shit!

278
00:14:08,195 --> 00:14:11,114
This is not a routine expedition!

279
00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:13,335
Reverse!

280
00:14:14,795 --> 00:14:16,425
It's beautiful!

281
00:14:55,005 --> 00:14:57,535
I gotta say I did not see that coming.

282
00:14:58,145 --> 00:15:00,754
Earnie! You bastard!

283
00:15:00,755 --> 00:15:02,495
That was way too fast.

284
00:15:02,585 --> 00:15:04,025
Earnie!

285
00:15:04,115 --> 00:15:05,755
Too fast!

286
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:21,025
Marshall!

287
00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,755
I think you should come and look at this!

288
00:15:29,715 --> 00:15:32,385
Do you realize what this means?!

289
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:33,814
Yes!

290
00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:35,204
It means...

291
00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:37,615
Matt Lauer can suck it!

292
00:15:42,435 --> 00:15:43,964
Holly, are you rolling?
- Yes!

293
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:45,459
That was a viking ship and a-

294
00:15:45,460 --> 00:15:46,694
Shut up just shut up!

295
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,264
Okay, currently in our party...

296
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:50,074
Me, Dr. Rick Marshall.

297
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,685
Doctoral candidate Holly Cantrell
and some trashy...

298
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:55,299
tailer park reject who smells
of malt liquor and feet.

299
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,084
- I'm standin' right here!
- I was right!

300
00:15:57,085 --> 00:15:58,194
Holly, right here!

301
00:15:58,195 --> 00:15:59,614
Just as I predicted
we have been...

302
00:15:59,615 --> 00:16:02,376
We've fallen through a time
portal from our Earth...

303
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:05,279
to another dimension where past,
present and future,

304
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,934
are all mashed up together!

305
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:07,934
How the hell did this happen?

306
00:16:07,935 --> 00:16:09,984
My Tachyon Amplifier,
that's how it happened!

307
00:16:09,985 --> 00:16:11,694
You mean that shitty
boombox pumpin' showtunes?

308
00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:12,724
Yes, it worked!

309
00:16:12,725 --> 00:16:14,185
Where the hell is it?

310
00:16:14,915 --> 00:16:16,390
Okay, minor set back.

311
00:16:16,425 --> 00:16:18,714
My tachyon amplifier,
which undoubtedly will be...

312
00:16:18,715 --> 00:16:21,714
the only possible way for us
to open a doorway home.

313
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:23,385
Is nowhere to be seen.

314
00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,105
What the hell was that?

315
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,825
I have no idea
but let's go find out!

316
00:16:39,556 --> 00:16:40,875
Primates!

317
00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:43,940
I heard they had the posture of an
Australopithecy but it's actually quite...

318
00:16:43,941 --> 00:16:45,095
No, no, no... shut up!

319
00:16:45,096 --> 00:16:46,656
I will not let you
ruin this moment,

320
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,216
I waited my entire life
to see the mighty big foot!

321
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:51,120
Man, are you touching yourself?

322
00:16:51,121 --> 00:16:52,556
Marshall, look!

323
00:16:53,536 --> 00:16:55,436
Oh my god!

324
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:57,616
Tool construction!

325
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:58,815
Tool construction!

326
00:16:58,816 --> 00:17:00,506
Yea! They're gonna kill him!

327
00:17:02,176 --> 00:17:03,986
No!

328
00:17:08,746 --> 00:17:11,486
Okay you egg heads you follow my lead.

329
00:17:11,716 --> 00:17:13,656
I know just how to party
with these guys.

330
00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:16,126
You little monkey bastards!

331
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:18,646
Prepare to bow down and worship me!

332
00:17:19,016 --> 00:17:21,145
For behold, ye' Troglodytes...

333
00:17:21,146 --> 00:17:24,895
I command the power of... fire!

334
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:27,035
Will, that's not a good idea.

335
00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:28,696
How do you like me now huh?

336
00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,200
You want to disco dance you-

337
00:17:30,201 --> 00:17:32,096
Ouch! Son of a bitch...!

338
00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:37,535
Well done.

339
00:17:37,536 --> 00:17:40,846
You've just now given murderous
primitives the power of fire.

340
00:17:54,026 --> 00:17:55,496
It's alright.

341
00:17:56,356 --> 00:17:58,236
It's alright don't be frightened.

342
00:18:01,076 --> 00:18:02,946
We're friends.

343
00:18:06,596 --> 00:18:08,006
Friends.

344
00:18:08,246 --> 00:18:09,715
Careful Holly.

345
00:18:09,716 --> 00:18:10,935
Come on.

346
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:12,376
Come on!

347
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,616
Come on.

348
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:15,875
There we go.

349
00:18:15,876 --> 00:18:18,656
I spent 3 years at the
Manchester Primate House.

350
00:18:19,526 --> 00:18:22,216
I'm recognizing
their very primitive language.

351
00:18:23,046 --> 00:18:24,555
Now..

352
00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:28,976
Me? Holly.

353
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,986
Yes, Holly!

354
00:18:34,686 --> 00:18:35,645
Holly.

355
00:18:35,646 --> 00:18:37,095
Me? Holly...

356
00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:38,746
You?

357
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,205
Cha-ka?

358
00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:47,525
Cha-ka!

359
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:51,406
No, Holly... Cha-ka!

360
00:18:52,246 --> 00:18:53,815
Wi-ill...

361
00:18:53,816 --> 00:18:55,226
Will...

362
00:18:57,426 --> 00:18:58,695
Good work Holly.

363
00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:00,406
Let me take over from here.

364
00:19:00,736 --> 00:19:02,685
Greeting Cha-ka!

365
00:19:02,686 --> 00:19:04,246
Cha-ka?

366
00:19:04,646 --> 00:19:07,576
I'm Dr. Rick Marshall.

367
00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,755
Doctor Rick... Marshall?

368
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,201
Okay?

369
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:14,356
Let's take a look at that ankle.

370
00:19:14,496 --> 00:19:15,976
Does that sound good?

371
00:19:16,396 --> 00:19:21,516
Keep in mind Cha-ka, although I'm a
doctor, I'm not a licensed physician.

372
00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:24,636
Okay? Just gonna take
a little look...

373
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,620
How dare you! How dare you!

374
00:19:26,621 --> 00:19:27,892
I mean you no harm!

375
00:19:27,893 --> 00:19:29,095
Marshall, Marshall!

376
00:19:29,096 --> 00:19:30,736
Don't you run from me
you little shit!

377
00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,337
Now you're dead!

378
00:19:42,567 --> 00:19:44,197
Damn it Chaka!

379
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,097
Now was that necessary?

380
00:19:48,717 --> 00:19:50,566
Marshall! Marshall,
wait stay where you are.

381
00:19:50,567 --> 00:19:51,526
What was that?

382
00:19:51,527 --> 00:19:53,356
Look he was never
in any danger, okay?

383
00:19:53,357 --> 00:19:54,656
Cha-ka! Friend!

384
00:19:54,657 --> 00:19:56,456
Safety! Safety!

385
00:19:56,457 --> 00:19:58,037
Safety!

386
00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,527
Holly, tell him.

387
00:20:00,747 --> 00:20:01,871
Marshall?

388
00:20:01,872 --> 00:20:03,427
Marshall...

389
00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:06,507
Haboo! Haboo!

390
00:20:07,967 --> 00:20:09,011
Haboo?

391
00:20:09,012 --> 00:20:10,487
Haboo.

392
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,326
Well that's more like it.

393
00:20:17,327 --> 00:20:18,376
Holly what did you tell him?

394
00:20:18,377 --> 00:20:22,637
I think I told him that you're a
great chief and you're very powerful.

395
00:20:22,737 --> 00:20:25,347
And I think he's pledging
his life long loyalty to you.

396
00:20:25,817 --> 00:20:28,437
That's hardly necessary
my little friend.

397
00:20:28,597 --> 00:20:30,587
But I will honor your customs.

398
00:20:30,637 --> 00:20:32,567
And you may serve me.

399
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:38,237
In return I will be a fair
but very strict master.

400
00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,287
What?!

401
00:20:42,437 --> 00:20:44,086
What is wrong with you people?!

402
00:20:44,087 --> 00:20:45,957
That sand dune swallowed us!

403
00:20:46,117 --> 00:20:49,026
I mean could you all please stop acting
like this doesn't happen everyday?

404
00:20:49,027 --> 00:20:50,836
You're starting to make me
feel really stupid!

405
00:20:50,837 --> 00:20:53,487
Okay, hold on.
Let's gather ourselves.

406
00:20:53,557 --> 00:20:55,197
Take a deep breath in.

407
00:21:06,577 --> 00:21:07,986
Fortunately...

408
00:21:07,987 --> 00:21:11,916
I've been in this exact
situation... three times before.

409
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:12,966
When?!

410
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,486
When have you ever been
in this situation?!

411
00:21:14,487 --> 00:21:16,437
I've never been
in this situation before!

412
00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:18,207
Just tryin' to keep up morale!

413
00:21:20,387 --> 00:21:21,956
Oh god...

414
00:21:21,957 --> 00:21:23,897
I sure hope that was a Coyote.

415
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,207
Good god,
it's a feeding station!

416
00:21:31,617 --> 00:21:33,896
If anyone knows about
meal presentation, it's me.

417
00:21:33,897 --> 00:21:35,506
Oh god, oh god!

418
00:21:35,507 --> 00:21:36,656
Grab hands!

419
00:21:36,657 --> 00:21:39,167
Create some momentum and
swing over to that tree.

420
00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:43,157
Extension!

421
00:21:44,247 --> 00:21:45,737
Reach!

422
00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:49,237
Good form everyone!

423
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:52,137
Working in concert!

424
00:21:52,557 --> 00:21:54,757
Don't be afraid to point the toe!

425
00:21:55,987 --> 00:21:57,177
One more!

426
00:21:57,307 --> 00:21:58,997
One more should do it!

427
00:22:11,307 --> 00:22:12,806
Everybody move out!

428
00:22:12,807 --> 00:22:14,687
Cha-ka, your master
commands you to-

429
00:22:15,817 --> 00:22:16,876
Bad Cha-ka!

430
00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:19,237
Your loyalty is now in question!

431
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,346
That was a Dinosaur?

432
00:22:23,347 --> 00:22:24,296
- T...
- Rex!

433
00:22:24,297 --> 00:22:25,616
Definitely in predator mode!

434
00:22:25,617 --> 00:22:28,136
Would you hurry up,
you're slowing us down!

435
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,726
Why are you wearing high heels!

436
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:31,662
They're not high heels, they're
my Floor-Shine Zipper Boots!

437
00:22:31,663 --> 00:22:34,172
Why are you wearing Floor
Shines on a field expedition!

438
00:22:34,173 --> 00:22:36,568
I told you I was no prepped
to go into the field.

439
00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:40,907
Wait, wait! We need a photo!

440
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,332
Nice field skills, Holly!

441
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:43,652
- Stand over there!
- What?!

442
00:22:43,653 --> 00:22:45,672
This is proof that I'm right
and I want photos.

443
00:22:45,673 --> 00:22:47,022
Stand there we need you for scale!

444
00:22:47,023 --> 00:22:47,997
Scale?!

445
00:22:47,998 --> 00:22:50,188
Marshall, do we to turn on
Red-Eye feature?

446
00:22:50,698 --> 00:22:51,927
Yes! His eyes do look red.

447
00:22:51,928 --> 00:22:53,277
Jesus Christ,
just take the picture!

448
00:22:53,278 --> 00:22:55,448
- Okay just stand still!
- Stand still please.

449
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,597
One, two, three...

450
00:22:57,598 --> 00:22:58,597
Fantastic, run!

451
00:22:58,598 --> 00:23:00,028
Run like hell!

452
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:04,328
Where the hell's the monkey?

453
00:23:07,498 --> 00:23:08,437
Look!

454
00:23:08,438 --> 00:23:11,188
Cha-ka's waiting for us at
the other end of the bridge!

455
00:23:11,408 --> 00:23:13,738
Good Cha-ka,
your master is pleased!

456
00:23:14,958 --> 00:23:15,997
Marshall!

457
00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:18,687
It really looks like he's just
trying to destroy the bridge.

458
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:19,977
Chaka, wait!

459
00:23:19,978 --> 00:23:21,668
Master not pleased!

460
00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,408
It's okay, he can't cross he
has terrible depth perception.

461
00:23:34,578 --> 00:23:36,998
Thinks this chasm
is a million miles long.

462
00:23:37,618 --> 00:23:39,562
He's not what you'd call
an athlete.

463
00:23:39,563 --> 00:23:41,347
Mister T-Rexes.

464
00:23:41,348 --> 00:23:42,337
See?

465
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:45,688
Walking away in utter,
and helpless defeat.

466
00:23:46,398 --> 00:23:49,108
After all their brain
is the size of a walnut.

467
00:23:49,218 --> 00:23:51,037
Their sense of smell
may be acute,

468
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,387
but eye sight, hearing,
all of his higher functions,

469
00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:56,707
completely compromised by
that walnut sized brain pan.

470
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,728
I mean forget about the Polish.

471
00:23:59,008 --> 00:24:01,312
It's the T-Rexes who were
the real dummies of the world.

472
00:24:01,313 --> 00:24:03,398
In fact Chaka, funny story...

473
00:24:07,888 --> 00:24:09,328
Run!

474
00:24:11,398 --> 00:24:12,938
Follow the monkey!

475
00:24:31,108 --> 00:24:32,928
He's looking at you, Marshall.

476
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,447
He's watching you.

477
00:24:34,448 --> 00:24:35,968
He's looking at everyone.

478
00:24:36,548 --> 00:24:38,838
No I'm certain he's looking at you.

479
00:24:51,508 --> 00:24:53,248
He is grumpy.

480
00:24:54,628 --> 00:24:57,288
I think that's what we
should call him, Grumpy.

481
00:24:57,588 --> 00:24:58,968
It's a cute name.

482
00:25:02,478 --> 00:25:04,048
Is it gone?

483
00:25:04,088 --> 00:25:05,318
Yeah.

484
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,198
Pussy!

485
00:25:09,488 --> 00:25:11,068
What a puss...

486
00:25:18,058 --> 00:25:19,708
This'll work just fine.

487
00:25:20,428 --> 00:25:22,868
We'll call this base camp.

488
00:25:23,338 --> 00:25:25,527
No, no... we cannot stay here!

489
00:25:25,528 --> 00:25:28,268
Bad things happen in caves
folks, watch your movies!

490
00:25:28,269 --> 00:25:31,239
Guys, can we just please take a
minute to absorb this, I mean...

491
00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:36,499
We must be, the first ones to ever step
foot in this world, it's incredible!

492
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:06,079
Oh god, we're screwed.

493
00:26:20,289 --> 00:26:21,759
No, no!

494
00:26:25,119 --> 00:26:27,899
Chaka, no... No!

495
00:26:33,689 --> 00:26:35,128
Okay you know what?

496
00:26:35,129 --> 00:26:37,078
I don't want Chaka sleeping
in the cave tonight.

497
00:26:37,079 --> 00:26:38,788
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Not cool dude.

498
00:26:38,789 --> 00:26:41,108
No, it's a reasonable
precaution, alright?

499
00:26:41,109 --> 00:26:42,638
He was just about
to be executed,

500
00:26:42,639 --> 00:26:44,938
and I think he might've done
something to deserve it.

501
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:46,268
Hey, my man is right here.

502
00:26:46,269 --> 00:26:48,023
Obviously he has feeling, okay?

503
00:26:48,024 --> 00:26:49,008
Doesn't have feelings!

504
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:51,353
Man, come on look at him
he's adorable.

505
00:26:51,354 --> 00:26:52,863
- He's a little cuddle machine.
- What?

506
00:26:52,929 --> 00:26:55,113
Yeah, least you can do
is let him defend himself.

507
00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:56,809
I don't speak monkey.

508
00:26:57,009 --> 00:26:58,698
Anyhow... do you?

509
00:26:58,699 --> 00:26:59,773
No I didn't think so.

510
00:26:59,774 --> 00:27:01,459
Here let me try.

511
00:27:01,729 --> 00:27:03,439
Chaka?

512
00:27:11,829 --> 00:27:14,499
He says he's a prince
amongst his people.

513
00:27:19,919 --> 00:27:23,269
And the victim of a treacherous
plot to steal his throne.

514
00:27:24,829 --> 00:27:27,939
And the only thing
he's ever guilty of was...

515
00:27:28,969 --> 00:27:30,349
Is love.

516
00:27:30,479 --> 00:27:32,559
Brother, give me a break.

517
00:27:33,469 --> 00:27:37,709
And he's been treated far too harshly
for the very simple crime of...

518
00:27:38,759 --> 00:27:40,398
Pooping in the village well.

519
00:27:40,399 --> 00:27:42,619
That's why you're not sleeping
in the cave.

520
00:27:45,639 --> 00:27:47,279
I can't tell anymore.

521
00:27:52,279 --> 00:27:54,144
Okay mister...

522
00:27:54,179 --> 00:27:55,679
Silently
- Fuck you!

523
00:27:58,669 --> 00:28:00,608
Whoa, hold on!
Where you going with that?

524
00:28:00,609 --> 00:28:03,443
I'm just gonna block the point of the
entry here so we're not vulnerable.

525
00:28:03,444 --> 00:28:05,289
No... no...

526
00:28:05,329 --> 00:28:06,769
Bless your heart.

527
00:28:06,939 --> 00:28:09,109
Classic, tender foot mistake.

528
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,218
Don't beat yourself up over it.

529
00:28:11,219 --> 00:28:12,318
Here's the thing.

530
00:28:12,319 --> 00:28:15,058
Never put anything near the mouth
of the cave to draw attention to us.

531
00:28:15,059 --> 00:28:16,738
Did you not just see that
we drew the attention...

532
00:28:16,739 --> 00:28:18,868
of a highly, intelligent
psycho Dinosaur?

533
00:28:18,869 --> 00:28:21,128
Look, I think the "Ph. D"
after my name means...

534
00:28:21,129 --> 00:28:23,228
I know a little something
about Dinosaurs?

535
00:28:23,229 --> 00:28:25,860
Dinosaurs are creatures
of brute instinct.

536
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,899
Like I said before it's got
a brain the size of a walnut!

537
00:28:28,900 --> 00:28:30,299
Okay? You got me?

538
00:28:30,300 --> 00:28:31,860
A walnut.

539
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,390
What's that?

540
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,910
What's that?!

541
00:28:58,090 --> 00:29:00,569
Sweet Gregor Mendel...

542
00:29:00,570 --> 00:29:02,000
What? What is it?

543
00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:05,690
It's a walnut.

544
00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,930
Well, obviously this is
between you and him.

545
00:29:18,270 --> 00:29:22,070
Day 2, 0600... Zulu time.

546
00:29:22,540 --> 00:29:24,660
Did not sleep last night at all.

547
00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:26,175
Not one bit.

548
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:30,790
Still no sign of the tachyon
amplifier our... our only way home.

549
00:29:31,590 --> 00:29:35,280
Field rations are... are
running dangerously low.

550
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:41,114
Thusly, I've made the determination that
if need be, if faced with starvation...

551
00:29:41,115 --> 00:29:44,880
we will cook and eat... Chaka.

552
00:29:46,010 --> 00:29:48,140
I've been thinking about this
a lot actually.

553
00:29:48,230 --> 00:29:53,459
If Chaka meat were the secret ingredient
on Iron Chef, I'm sure Bobbly Flay would,

554
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:57,690
probably serve it with a roasted
red peppers, and a dash of cumin.

555
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,560
And a braze of polenta.

556
00:30:00,310 --> 00:30:02,460
Wouldn't be an easy thing
to do but...

557
00:30:02,590 --> 00:30:04,150
but if you slow roast
the little guy...

558
00:30:04,151 --> 00:30:06,850
I'm sure that Chaka meat would
just fall right off the bone.

559
00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:10,539
Fruit train coming through!

560
00:30:10,540 --> 00:30:12,859
Fantastic! I'm absolutely starving.

561
00:30:12,860 --> 00:30:14,599
Which fruit shall I-

562
00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,249
Whoa, hold on a second there Holly.

563
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:18,810
I don't recognize that
genus of succulent.

564
00:30:18,980 --> 00:30:22,040
Perhaps the native inhabitant
can help us.

565
00:30:22,710 --> 00:30:23,999
Chaka?

566
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,119
Rick Marshall!

567
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:26,260
Chaka!

568
00:30:26,930 --> 00:30:28,189
Are they safe?

569
00:30:28,190 --> 00:30:29,369
To eat?

570
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:31,640
Eat? Eat.. eat?

571
00:30:33,850 --> 00:30:35,169
Eat!

572
00:30:35,170 --> 00:30:36,899
Eat, eat?

573
00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,370
Thank you Chaka!

574
00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,190
Thank you so much,
for listening to me.

575
00:30:41,710 --> 00:30:43,990
Sorry for doubting you
my little friend.

576
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:46,379
Has a pungent flavor, smells good!

577
00:30:46,380 --> 00:30:47,680
Very meaty-

578
00:30:49,250 --> 00:30:50,800
Jesus Chaka!

579
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,390
What the hell?!

580
00:30:57,540 --> 00:30:58,870
Friends?

581
00:30:59,150 --> 00:31:00,410
Friends?

582
00:31:01,890 --> 00:31:05,670
Well? Yes, technically I guess.

583
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,899
However I am your master.

584
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:11,070
We have entered
into a verbal contract.

585
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,150
You need to understand that.

586
00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:19,179
Holly, quick to the cave mouth.

587
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:20,430
Sentry positions!

588
00:31:28,361 --> 00:31:30,040
Looks like a plasma discharge.

589
00:31:30,041 --> 00:31:31,681
Or maybe beta-rays!

590
00:31:32,611 --> 00:31:33,976
Marshall?

591
00:31:34,011 --> 00:31:35,341
Marshall!

592
00:31:35,391 --> 00:31:36,751
Marshall?

593
00:31:37,601 --> 00:31:38,820
Help...

594
00:31:38,821 --> 00:31:40,201
Me...

595
00:31:40,331 --> 00:31:41,781
Please...

596
00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:43,421
I will.

597
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,021
Marshall?

598
00:31:45,691 --> 00:31:47,160
Marshall, where are you going?

599
00:31:47,161 --> 00:31:49,210
Someone or something
knows we're here.

600
00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:50,855
It's in my head calling to me.

601
00:31:50,856 --> 00:31:52,131
Get back Holly!

602
00:31:52,251 --> 00:31:53,550
What are you doing?!

603
00:31:53,551 --> 00:31:56,030
I've seen this before!
He's got the jungle madness!

604
00:31:56,031 --> 00:31:58,280
We gotta put him down while
he's still has some dignity left!

605
00:31:58,281 --> 00:31:59,355
Chaka, let's roll!

606
00:31:59,356 --> 00:32:00,581
What?!

607
00:32:08,341 --> 00:32:09,600
You see?

608
00:32:09,601 --> 00:32:11,051
This is the place!

609
00:32:11,971 --> 00:32:13,091
A beacon!

610
00:32:13,271 --> 00:32:14,510
A transmitter!

611
00:32:14,511 --> 00:32:16,951
Tapping directly
into my prefontal lobe!

612
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:20,780
What the hell?!

613
00:32:20,781 --> 00:32:21,950
Stop it!

614
00:32:21,951 --> 00:32:23,401
Well I'll be...

615
00:32:23,461 --> 00:32:24,980
I guess you weren't crazy.

616
00:32:24,981 --> 00:32:25,960
Okay...

617
00:32:25,961 --> 00:32:28,211
I'm man enough to say
that's my bad.

618
00:32:28,241 --> 00:32:31,360
Wow...
has incredible architecture...

619
00:32:31,361 --> 00:32:34,210
almost like the almanac culture
of Western America.

620
00:32:34,211 --> 00:32:36,391
Reminds me
of the prudential building.

621
00:32:43,971 --> 00:32:46,201
I'll bet somebody's
growing weed in here.

622
00:32:52,141 --> 00:32:53,440
Feel that?

623
00:32:53,441 --> 00:32:55,031
That ambient energy?

624
00:32:55,111 --> 00:32:56,680
Just like at Devil's Canyon.

625
00:32:56,681 --> 00:32:59,121
Yeah, tachyon radiation.

626
00:32:59,271 --> 00:33:01,071
Marshall, the meter can't be far.

627
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:11,491
Finally something cool huh?

628
00:33:11,521 --> 00:33:13,100
What, no reaction?

629
00:33:13,101 --> 00:33:16,581
You guys have seen that before
too I take it huh? In your lab...

630
00:33:17,321 --> 00:33:18,811
What's this thing?

631
00:33:18,971 --> 00:33:22,311
Maybe this is where ancient
ancestors hosted the latin Grammy's.

632
00:33:22,351 --> 00:33:25,431
Just picture Santana
hauling this sucker around.

633
00:33:27,361 --> 00:33:28,680
It vibrates.

634
00:33:28,681 --> 00:33:30,521
I wouldn't touch that alright.

635
00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:34,480
Do you believe in life after love!

636
00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:36,581
That is so dumb and childish.

637
00:33:37,451 --> 00:33:41,201
Do you believe in life after love!

638
00:33:41,361 --> 00:33:44,801
Will could you please be quiet,
Dr. Marshall needs silence.

639
00:33:44,841 --> 00:33:48,160
I can feel something inside me say

640
00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:52,471
I really don't think
you're strong enough, no!

641
00:33:54,601 --> 00:33:55,870
Really feel it in my forearms.

642
00:33:55,871 --> 00:33:58,071
Yeah, you usually have to
pay for something like this.

643
00:33:58,991 --> 00:34:00,921
Holly you should sit on this.

644
00:34:04,991 --> 00:34:06,131
What?

645
00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:08,880
What is it Chaka?

646
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,241
What'd you say?

647
00:34:11,891 --> 00:34:13,000
What's he saying?

648
00:34:13,001 --> 00:34:15,471
I don't know if this is anything
I've ever learned... Sarisa?

649
00:34:15,661 --> 00:34:16,760
Sarisa Taka?

650
00:34:16,761 --> 00:34:17,890
Chorizo Tacos?

651
00:34:17,891 --> 00:34:19,630
Are you saying Chorizo Tacos?

652
00:34:19,631 --> 00:34:22,062
Don't play around
because I am super hungry.

653
00:34:23,432 --> 00:34:24,882
Sarisa

654
00:34:24,912 --> 00:34:26,582
What the hell does that mean?

655
00:34:28,492 --> 00:34:29,501
Well...

656
00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:31,302
I'm afraid we'll never know.

657
00:34:39,842 --> 00:34:41,232
Okay...

658
00:34:43,612 --> 00:34:46,092
Oh shit it's not Chorizo Tacos.

659
00:34:46,502 --> 00:34:50,422
No immediate danger,
cold blooded and slow.

660
00:34:51,242 --> 00:34:53,531
I repeat, no immediate danger.

661
00:34:53,532 --> 00:34:56,392
Would you stop that?! Please!
You are freaking me out!

662
00:35:01,802 --> 00:35:02,811
They're everywhere!

663
00:35:02,812 --> 00:35:03,941
Just like zombies!

664
00:35:03,942 --> 00:35:06,572
That's how zombies get you! Volume!

665
00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:08,491
We're all gonna die!

666
00:35:08,492 --> 00:35:09,902
Like hell...

667
00:35:10,012 --> 00:35:12,456
I'm gonna take at least one
of these bastards with me,

668
00:35:12,457 --> 00:35:14,892
even if you have to choke
to death on my skull!

669
00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:18,102
What you want some too do you?

670
00:35:19,072 --> 00:35:20,391
What are you guys doing?!

671
00:35:20,392 --> 00:35:21,542
One second...

672
00:35:31,552 --> 00:35:33,472
What in the hell?

673
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,742
Get in!

674
00:35:40,172 --> 00:35:41,682
Wait stand down Holly.

675
00:35:43,562 --> 00:35:44,772
Hang on...

676
00:35:45,342 --> 00:35:46,631
Hang on I think we're safe.

677
00:35:46,632 --> 00:35:48,531
They don't seem to be able to
make it through the entrance.

678
00:35:48,532 --> 00:35:49,731
Thank god for that.

679
00:35:49,732 --> 00:35:51,576
That one keeps peering into my soul.

680
00:35:51,577 --> 00:35:52,951
This is just fantastic.

681
00:35:52,952 --> 00:35:56,572
Now we're just going to stand in here
and suffocate in this tiny little...

682
00:35:57,592 --> 00:35:58,841
Huge...

683
00:35:58,842 --> 00:36:00,312
Thingy...

684
00:36:00,552 --> 00:36:02,336
Wow that is an efficient use of space.

685
00:36:02,337 --> 00:36:04,412
Like Snoopy's dog house.

686
00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:08,162
Look, there's a gold one.

687
00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,922
Let's stomp his head in.

688
00:36:10,072 --> 00:36:11,932
Do not fear me.

689
00:36:12,162 --> 00:36:13,691
I am Enik

690
00:36:13,692 --> 00:36:15,672
The Altrusian.

691
00:36:16,012 --> 00:36:19,281
Thank Vindok you've come
to my aid Rick Marshall.

692
00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:20,421
You know me?

693
00:36:20,422 --> 00:36:21,612
Of course.

694
00:36:21,682 --> 00:36:25,942
Even in the farthest reachest of the
universe we've seen your Matt Lauer video.

695
00:36:26,272 --> 00:36:29,232
I am a prisoner
in this Land of the Lost.

696
00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:31,871
Only you can help me escape.

697
00:36:31,872 --> 00:36:35,122
The fate of the universe
depends on you.

698
00:36:35,512 --> 00:36:36,732
Well...

699
00:36:37,172 --> 00:36:39,302
Thats very flattering... Enik.

700
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,791
But I think you've found
the wrong guy.

701
00:36:41,792 --> 00:36:44,826
No Rick Marshall, I have
summoned you here specifically...

702
00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:46,626
to help me stop
an evil mad man who...

703
00:36:46,627 --> 00:36:48,981
has already conquered my world.

704
00:36:48,982 --> 00:36:51,781
And now plans to conquer yours.

705
00:36:51,782 --> 00:36:53,282
His name is...

706
00:36:54,222 --> 00:36:55,822
The Zarn.

707
00:36:55,912 --> 00:36:59,631
I am the Zarn, heed my warning
or be destroyed.

708
00:36:59,632 --> 00:37:02,312
The Zarn became obsessed
with using the power...

709
00:37:02,313 --> 00:37:05,012
of these crystals,
to conquer the universe.

710
00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:08,891
If he is not stopped, he will
open a doorway to your world,

711
00:37:08,892 --> 00:37:14,282
and lead his army of Sleestak,
on a rampage across time and space.

712
00:37:14,602 --> 00:37:16,822
He must be stopped.

713
00:37:16,972 --> 00:37:17,892
Enik...

714
00:37:17,893 --> 00:37:19,253
Buddy...

715
00:37:19,543 --> 00:37:22,122
I'm a scientist,
you're a scientist.

716
00:37:22,123 --> 00:37:25,293
I think together you and
I could figure this out.

717
00:37:25,493 --> 00:37:27,833
You mustn't touch the crystals!

718
00:37:27,953 --> 00:37:33,083
Wrong manipulation of the crystals
could turn time and space inside out.

719
00:37:33,293 --> 00:37:34,602
What do you need from us?

720
00:37:34,603 --> 00:37:38,343
The Zarn lacks only one
thing to enact his evil plan.

721
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:43,322
A device to amplify tachyons and
unleash the full power of the crystals.

722
00:37:43,323 --> 00:37:46,652
Well Marshall has created a device
that isolates tachyon interference.

723
00:37:46,653 --> 00:37:48,052
Yeah I did that.

724
00:37:48,053 --> 00:37:53,292
Of course, with tachyon particles focused
along the proper temporal vector...

725
00:37:53,293 --> 00:37:58,963
a stable passage way could be opened
to any point in the space time continuum.

726
00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:01,483
You and I are so smart.

727
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:05,127
Rick Marshall, I knew
instantly you could help me.

728
00:38:05,128 --> 00:38:06,182
Thank you.

729
00:38:06,183 --> 00:38:09,008
You are a truly advanced intellect.

730
00:38:09,043 --> 00:38:11,482
I don't know how you
manage amongst these others.

731
00:38:11,483 --> 00:38:13,962
I don't know how I do it
either, I really don't!

732
00:38:13,963 --> 00:38:15,192
Excuse me?!

733
00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,783
You have this tachyon amplifier?

734
00:38:18,193 --> 00:38:21,217
I lost it on the way in, I don't know
where... it could be lost in time.

735
00:38:21,218 --> 00:38:23,192
On the contrary I detect it nearby.

736
00:38:23,193 --> 00:38:24,182
It...

737
00:38:24,183 --> 00:38:25,602
Strange...

738
00:38:25,603 --> 00:38:28,472
I cannot precisely pin point
its location it...

739
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,103
moves.

740
00:38:30,243 --> 00:38:31,372
Leave it to us.

741
00:38:31,373 --> 00:38:32,307
If it's out there.

742
00:38:32,308 --> 00:38:33,452
We'll find it.

743
00:38:33,453 --> 00:38:35,013
Not so fast amigo.

744
00:38:35,053 --> 00:38:36,562
Little rule I live by.

745
00:38:36,563 --> 00:38:38,823
Never trust a dude in a tunic.

746
00:38:38,858 --> 00:38:41,102
- You live by that rule?
- Yes.

747
00:38:41,103 --> 00:38:42,532
It's never led me astray.

748
00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,377
Come on Enik,
are you well enough to travel?

749
00:38:44,378 --> 00:38:47,012
No, my place is here in the pylon.

750
00:38:47,013 --> 00:38:49,022
I must protect the crystals.

751
00:38:49,023 --> 00:38:54,252
If you wish to return home these crystals
are the doorway. Your device is the key.

752
00:38:54,253 --> 00:38:56,672
Find it before the Zarn does.

753
00:38:56,673 --> 00:38:59,462
Bring it to me, and rescue us all.

754
00:38:59,463 --> 00:39:02,133
Rescue the uni-verse.

755
00:39:04,893 --> 00:39:06,923
Alright everyone gather around.

756
00:39:07,313 --> 00:39:08,832
Let's go, chop chop.

757
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:09,933
Hustle up.

758
00:39:10,203 --> 00:39:11,772
Marshall did you just make that?

759
00:39:11,773 --> 00:39:15,203
Yeah, I'm a bit
of a miniatures enthusiast.

760
00:39:15,813 --> 00:39:18,133
- It's very impressive.
- Thank you.

761
00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:21,072
Yeah well I see
some obvious scaling issues...

762
00:39:21,073 --> 00:39:22,593
I think its pretty damn good.

763
00:39:23,683 --> 00:39:24,752
Alright.

764
00:39:24,753 --> 00:39:25,862
We are here.

765
00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,483
As you can see desert, forest...

766
00:39:28,513 --> 00:39:30,463
- What's this look like?
- The cave.

767
00:39:31,123 --> 00:39:32,872
That's the cave,
that's where we're living.

768
00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:34,312
Standard volcano.

769
00:39:34,313 --> 00:39:35,333
Okay?

770
00:39:35,533 --> 00:39:39,162
Now, I will tether Will to
this hot air balloon right here.

771
00:39:39,163 --> 00:39:42,722
Okay, it will be fitted with
a crude tachyon reflector array...

772
00:39:42,723 --> 00:39:45,012
that I fashioned out of a thermal
blanket and cell phone charger.

773
00:39:45,013 --> 00:39:46,672
I don't remember
ever volunteering for that.

774
00:39:46,673 --> 00:39:47,662
Holly!

775
00:39:47,663 --> 00:39:49,547
You and I will follow
Will's directions...

776
00:39:49,548 --> 00:39:52,247
as he searches for the
tell-tale ping of the missing,

777
00:39:52,248 --> 00:39:55,273
and still presumably
operational tachyon meter.

778
00:39:57,303 --> 00:39:58,782
Oh god, he's close.

779
00:39:58,783 --> 00:40:00,273
I've taken care of that.

780
00:40:00,473 --> 00:40:03,987
During the course of my professional
career I've done extensive research with,

781
00:40:03,988 --> 00:40:06,802
reptiles and various birds of
prey of which Dinosaurs are.

782
00:40:06,803 --> 00:40:08,102
Well that's disputable.

783
00:40:08,103 --> 00:40:09,293
Please be quiet.

784
00:40:09,543 --> 00:40:11,592
They have a very acute
sense of smell.

785
00:40:11,593 --> 00:40:13,938
Now, while I gathered
this strictly...

786
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:16,178
for genetic research,
to be used upon our return,

787
00:40:16,179 --> 00:40:19,494
I think it would prove wise,
to use this now.

788
00:40:19,644 --> 00:40:20,963
Hadrosaur urine.

789
00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,765
- We're going to cover our...
- Whoa, wait.

790
00:40:22,766 --> 00:40:23,943
What is that?

791
00:40:23,944 --> 00:40:25,554
Hadrosaur urine.

792
00:40:26,474 --> 00:40:27,854
How'd you get that?

793
00:40:27,864 --> 00:40:30,443
Well while you are sleeping,
I'm out gathering research.

794
00:40:30,444 --> 00:40:31,373
Okay?

795
00:40:31,374 --> 00:40:33,693
This was to be used
for genetic engineering.

796
00:40:33,694 --> 00:40:36,664
And I was going to write a
report on kidney function.

797
00:40:36,714 --> 00:40:39,653
But now it'll just be
camouflage, we'll all blend in.

798
00:40:39,654 --> 00:40:41,073
Okay? So...

799
00:40:41,074 --> 00:40:42,398
We will cover ourselves-

800
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,653
I'm sorry, so sorry.

801
00:40:43,654 --> 00:40:45,404
I'm just trying to figure this out.

802
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:48,874
So you've been gathering urine?

803
00:40:49,294 --> 00:40:50,974
Yes, what's the problem?

804
00:40:51,024 --> 00:40:54,884
That means you stood under
a dino dung, with a bucket.

805
00:40:57,704 --> 00:41:02,784
If you want to be technical and reduce
it to it's basis element... yes I was.

806
00:41:03,634 --> 00:41:05,504
How'd that work out for you?

807
00:41:05,874 --> 00:41:07,543
Are you honestly asking me?

808
00:41:07,544 --> 00:41:08,924
Yeah.

809
00:41:10,144 --> 00:41:11,484
It's very peaceful.

810
00:41:12,124 --> 00:41:13,664
Just a little bit like fly fishing.

811
00:41:14,084 --> 00:41:20,654
Just out there in the night air, still,
calm, and then zing you get a big catch.

812
00:41:21,174 --> 00:41:23,634
Okay so, we'll cover
our bodies in urine,

813
00:41:23,635 --> 00:41:27,134
and we'll be virtually
undetectable to all Dinosaurs.

814
00:41:29,764 --> 00:41:32,304
Here they come, should've
thought of this a long time ago.

815
00:41:37,124 --> 00:41:38,763
That's refreshing.

816
00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:41,324
Make sure to ingest some
get that in the blood stream.

817
00:41:47,864 --> 00:41:49,404
Don't do that.

818
00:41:51,164 --> 00:41:52,634
Okay, whose next?

819
00:41:54,844 --> 00:41:56,354
Really?

820
00:41:56,434 --> 00:41:57,954
It's not that bad.

821
00:42:01,264 --> 00:42:03,874
Just starting to burn my eyes a
little bit did not plan for it.

822
00:42:04,744 --> 00:42:07,274
It get's up in the nostrils
too, you do not want that.

823
00:42:10,754 --> 00:42:12,344
That's early morning stuff.

824
00:42:13,434 --> 00:42:14,874
That is strong.

825
00:42:15,874 --> 00:42:18,884
Maybe a second splash will
reduce some of the effects.

826
00:42:20,014 --> 00:42:21,694
Immediately made it worse.

827
00:42:23,464 --> 00:42:25,404
Where's my laser pointer? Nevermind.

828
00:42:25,524 --> 00:42:28,544
We will probably have to be doing...

829
00:42:34,154 --> 00:42:35,324
Whose that?

830
00:42:39,514 --> 00:42:41,334
Maybe we should just follow him.

831
00:42:41,764 --> 00:42:43,224
Nice model though.

832
00:42:44,164 --> 00:42:47,134
Yeah fine, let's forget my model
and let's follow the monkey.

833
00:42:53,434 --> 00:42:54,734
Shut up Chaka!

834
00:42:56,524 --> 00:42:58,144
Are we there yet?

835
00:42:58,374 --> 00:43:00,024
You find this funny Chaka?

836
00:43:00,484 --> 00:43:03,224
This is the damn
Bhutan death march out here.

837
00:43:10,384 --> 00:43:11,804
My god...

838
00:43:12,124 --> 00:43:14,225
Absolutely incredible.

839
00:43:14,275 --> 00:43:17,025
This must be the main
entry point into this world.

840
00:43:19,635 --> 00:43:21,745
It's like...
a cosmic lost and found.

841
00:43:22,015 --> 00:43:24,059
Wow, look at all this
kick ass shit to steal.

842
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,649
This is like
the world's greatest mall.

843
00:43:25,650 --> 00:43:27,324
Yeah, Will, it's just like a mall.

844
00:43:27,325 --> 00:43:29,374
The only thing it's missing
is a food court.

845
00:43:29,375 --> 00:43:32,405
Compsognathus! Look how they move!

846
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:34,894
Where all these little
chupacabres going to?

847
00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:36,585
I'll tell you
where they're going to.

848
00:43:36,775 --> 00:43:39,585
Our raft,
tachyon meter can't be far.

849
00:43:39,620 --> 00:43:41,495
Our raft? That's my raft.

850
00:43:41,625 --> 00:43:44,355
Get away from there!
Stop pecking at my raft!

851
00:43:45,855 --> 00:43:47,445
There's your food court.

852
00:43:49,525 --> 00:43:50,544
Ice cream...

853
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:51,874
Hey! What're you doing?

854
00:43:51,875 --> 00:43:54,444
What? I'm gonna poney up and
get Chaka a cone, it's his first.

855
00:43:54,445 --> 00:43:57,965
No there's a reason those
Dinosaurs hang out there, they know.

856
00:43:58,255 --> 00:43:59,329
They know what?

857
00:43:59,330 --> 00:44:00,835
It's feeding time.

858
00:44:38,565 --> 00:44:40,825
Tyrannosaurus female!

859
00:44:42,895 --> 00:44:44,354
We're in luck.

860
00:44:44,355 --> 00:44:47,085
These large predators
are extremely territorial...

861
00:44:47,086 --> 00:44:49,515
virtually nothing will
distract them from each other.

862
00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,704
Oh crap balls.

863
00:44:55,705 --> 00:44:56,644
Whaddya know?

864
00:44:56,645 --> 00:44:59,874
This is one of those situations where
dumping piss on your head's a bad idea.

865
00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:01,135
Run!

866
00:45:03,935 --> 00:45:05,455
Wait Chaka!

867
00:45:05,645 --> 00:45:07,675
Lead your master to safety!

868
00:45:12,005 --> 00:45:13,295
Chaka no!

869
00:45:13,315 --> 00:45:14,314
Why?!

870
00:45:14,315 --> 00:45:16,185
You're a little asshole Chaka!

871
00:45:18,595 --> 00:45:21,134
Spread out! It'll confuse them!

872
00:45:21,135 --> 00:45:23,114
Try running in serpentine patterns!

873
00:45:23,115 --> 00:45:25,975
He's incapable
of rapid forward direction!

874
00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:28,095
Serpentine everyone!

875
00:45:28,175 --> 00:45:29,515
Serpentine!

876
00:45:29,625 --> 00:45:30,754
Serpentine!

877
00:45:30,755 --> 00:45:32,094
Serpentine!

878
00:45:32,095 --> 00:45:34,204
No! Serpentine!

879
00:45:34,205 --> 00:45:35,975
Serpentine!

880
00:45:38,545 --> 00:45:39,844
Son of a kid!

881
00:45:39,845 --> 00:45:43,355
Hey Marshall, you ever
get tired of being wrong?

882
00:45:43,715 --> 00:45:47,175
I do, I really do! I'm so tired!

883
00:45:48,395 --> 00:45:50,475
Get on your horse Rick Marshall!

884
00:45:56,785 --> 00:45:58,795
Fascinating but terrifying!

885
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:22,375
No!

886
00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:23,836
Marshall!

887
00:46:23,871 --> 00:46:25,296
Still here!

888
00:46:25,386 --> 00:46:27,055
I hope you're taping this!

889
00:46:27,056 --> 00:46:28,176
I got it!

890
00:46:53,346 --> 00:46:55,236
I don't want to die in a hummer!

891
00:47:06,216 --> 00:47:07,706
A massacre...

892
00:47:21,426 --> 00:47:22,786
Gross!

893
00:47:30,356 --> 00:47:32,446
Set the catapult!

894
00:47:32,946 --> 00:47:34,225
What?!

895
00:47:34,226 --> 00:47:36,316
Set the catapult!

896
00:47:36,606 --> 00:47:37,715
What?!

897
00:47:37,716 --> 00:47:40,216
Set the fuckin' catapult!

898
00:47:40,251 --> 00:47:41,505
This thing?!

899
00:47:41,506 --> 00:47:42,855
Catapult! Now!

900
00:47:42,856 --> 00:47:46,095
No no, take her that way!
Go that way!

901
00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,615
Just do it!

902
00:47:47,616 --> 00:47:48,615
Come on!

903
00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:50,200
How the hell
do you set a catapult!

904
00:47:50,201 --> 00:47:51,856
I don't know, just turn it!

905
00:47:52,496 --> 00:47:53,786
One!

906
00:47:54,356 --> 00:47:55,716
Two!

907
00:47:56,136 --> 00:47:57,356
Three!

908
00:48:01,416 --> 00:48:02,976
Crank that thing!

909
00:48:05,946 --> 00:48:07,095
Oh no!

910
00:48:07,096 --> 00:48:08,796
Crank that mother!

911
00:48:08,996 --> 00:48:10,696
I'm coming in hot!

912
00:48:14,116 --> 00:48:15,675
Keep going!

913
00:48:15,676 --> 00:48:17,486
Put your back into it!

914
00:48:18,906 --> 00:48:20,080
The package has arrived.

915
00:48:20,081 --> 00:48:21,405
What's the package?

916
00:48:21,406 --> 00:48:23,326
It's a canister of refridgerant.

917
00:48:24,236 --> 00:48:25,466
Now!

918
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,446
I did not expect that.

919
00:48:55,556 --> 00:48:57,146
Gay showtunes!

920
00:48:57,396 --> 00:48:59,466
Cassie... Beebe.

921
00:48:59,606 --> 00:49:00,836
Tachyon meter!

922
00:49:17,037 --> 00:49:18,857
Oh that blows.

923
00:49:19,107 --> 00:49:20,297
That...

924
00:49:20,527 --> 00:49:22,317
BLOWS...

925
00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,067
Marshall?

926
00:49:41,327 --> 00:49:42,577
What're you doing?

927
00:49:43,717 --> 00:49:45,247
I'm giving up.

928
00:49:46,087 --> 00:49:47,476
It feels good.

929
00:49:47,477 --> 00:49:50,037
But what about
finding our way home? And...

930
00:49:51,007 --> 00:49:52,346
Validation for your
life's work,

931
00:49:52,347 --> 00:49:54,646
you just gonna give that
all up just to lie here.

932
00:49:54,647 --> 00:49:56,137
No, no, of course not.

933
00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:58,876
Lying here is just
phase one of the plan.

934
00:49:58,877 --> 00:50:01,287
It's phase two
that gets me really excited.

935
00:50:01,577 --> 00:50:04,406
It involves adjusting
the angle of my recline...

936
00:50:04,407 --> 00:50:07,606
and putting this hand
halfway down my pants.

937
00:50:07,607 --> 00:50:09,786
Deceptively simple yet elegant.

938
00:50:09,787 --> 00:50:11,906
Yeah, I tried.

939
00:50:11,907 --> 00:50:13,116
I failed.

940
00:50:13,117 --> 00:50:15,931
And you know what, once
again it's my own vault.

941
00:50:15,932 --> 00:50:17,066
You mean fault.

942
00:50:17,067 --> 00:50:19,277
No, I actually mean vault.

943
00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:21,281
It's from a poster
with a pole vaulter on it.

944
00:50:21,282 --> 00:50:22,888
That's really freaking stupid man.

945
00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,426
I can't believe I'm hearing this.

946
00:50:24,427 --> 00:50:26,421
Any scientist in his right mind
wouldn't give...

947
00:50:26,422 --> 00:50:28,997
Initiating phase two.

948
00:50:32,037 --> 00:50:34,017
Do you know how I first
heard about you?

949
00:50:34,207 --> 00:50:35,547
As a joke.

950
00:50:35,607 --> 00:50:37,207
First year at Cambridge
we used to e-mail...

951
00:50:37,208 --> 00:50:39,867
your little appearance with
Matt Lauer around for a laugh.

952
00:50:39,957 --> 00:50:43,716
I mean as you tube hall of fame moments
goes, it was Matt Lauer versus Marshall,

953
00:50:43,717 --> 00:50:45,976
and then that monkey pissin'
in his own face.

954
00:50:45,977 --> 00:50:47,466
In that order.

955
00:50:47,467 --> 00:50:49,216
But I wasn't laughing.

956
00:50:49,217 --> 00:50:51,667
Because I was fascinated.
I saw a man who was willing...

957
00:50:51,668 --> 00:50:54,267
to swim dangerous waters for
the sake of his need to know.

958
00:50:54,407 --> 00:50:56,757
I took that to heart Dr. Marshall,
I've committed myself...

959
00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:59,257
to your theories and I got
tossed out of Cambridge for it.

960
00:50:59,617 --> 00:51:02,036
For my theories,
you threw your future away?

961
00:51:02,037 --> 00:51:03,937
Yeah that's what
everyone told me.

962
00:51:04,877 --> 00:51:06,877
But I didn't believe it,
not 'till now.

963
00:51:13,877 --> 00:51:16,257
Have you seen this monkey video?

964
00:51:17,767 --> 00:51:19,977
Yeah, I've seen it
about a dozen times.

965
00:51:20,777 --> 00:51:22,367
God bless the internet.

966
00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:23,566
Come on Chaka.

967
00:51:23,567 --> 00:51:25,347
Let's work on our
mission statement.

968
00:51:40,067 --> 00:51:41,667
How's it going?

969
00:51:42,117 --> 00:51:44,687
What's wrong little guy, you okay?

970
00:51:46,077 --> 00:51:47,537
Lady troubles?

971
00:51:49,337 --> 00:51:50,757
Tell me about it.

972
00:51:51,087 --> 00:51:53,536
This obviously stays
between me and you but...

973
00:51:53,537 --> 00:51:56,177
I'm coming up
on a 6 year dry spell.

974
00:52:06,288 --> 00:52:09,787
He says that he misses his tribe,
it's a beautiful existence.

975
00:52:09,788 --> 00:52:13,467
They're carefree and nomadic,
and live where the food lives.

976
00:52:13,468 --> 00:52:14,617
Just like me.

977
00:52:14,618 --> 00:52:17,978
I moved "tres" times just to
be closer to a Ruby Tuesdays.

978
00:52:18,038 --> 00:52:19,408
Continue.

979
00:52:21,308 --> 00:52:25,317
Their women wait on the men,
serve in all their needs.

980
00:52:25,318 --> 00:52:27,388
I'm liking this, continue.

981
00:52:29,898 --> 00:52:34,338
They're ugly, but they make up
for it in nice personalities.

982
00:52:38,618 --> 00:52:40,168
He says as prince
of his tribe...

983
00:52:40,169 --> 00:52:44,368
he personally is served by
a harem of 7,000 women.

984
00:52:44,388 --> 00:52:46,708
Wow...
not bad little dude.

985
00:52:48,088 --> 00:52:51,288
And they bring him all
accruements of food, and...

986
00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:54,958
Yeah, you get the idea
I'm not translating that.

987
00:53:11,448 --> 00:53:13,978
Any room around that fire
for a jerk like me?

988
00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:16,458
Thought you gave up?

989
00:53:16,978 --> 00:53:18,098
I did.

990
00:53:18,428 --> 00:53:20,568
I gave up on giving up.

991
00:53:22,428 --> 00:53:24,558
Sat out there for a long time.

992
00:53:25,038 --> 00:53:29,758
Just me, my shame
and this little 4 string.

993
00:53:31,138 --> 00:53:33,108
I've had a change of heart.

994
00:53:33,798 --> 00:53:37,088
Tried too long and hard to think
something to say to you guys.

995
00:53:37,308 --> 00:53:40,398
Well, I realized there wasn't
anything to say.

996
00:53:40,588 --> 00:53:42,107
But maybe...

997
00:53:42,108 --> 00:53:43,718
Just maybe...

998
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:45,222
There's something I could sing.

999
00:53:45,223 --> 00:53:46,197
No really it's alright-

1000
00:53:46,198 --> 00:53:49,188
Marshall... Will and Holly...

1001
00:53:49,308 --> 00:53:52,738
On a routine expedition.

1002
00:53:52,828 --> 00:53:58,088
Met the greatest
earthquake ever known.

1003
00:53:59,178 --> 00:54:00,082
That's all I got.

1004
00:54:00,083 --> 00:54:01,007
That's fine.

1005
00:54:01,008 --> 00:54:02,257
Apology accepted.

1006
00:54:02,258 --> 00:54:04,908
Thanks, you guys
are being so generous.

1007
00:54:04,968 --> 00:54:06,977
Really appreciate it, I
think the healing has begun.

1008
00:54:06,978 --> 00:54:14,158
Met the greatest
earthquake ever known...

1009
00:54:14,448 --> 00:54:17,557
High on the rapids.

1010
00:54:17,558 --> 00:54:21,088
It struck their tiny raft.

1011
00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:22,687
That's good.

1012
00:54:22,688 --> 00:54:25,218
And plunged them down-

1013
00:54:26,908 --> 00:54:28,468
I'm so tired.

1014
00:54:28,558 --> 00:54:32,508
A thousand feet below.

1015
00:54:32,638 --> 00:54:34,168
I'm feeling weak.

1016
00:54:34,388 --> 00:54:35,868
Really bushwacked.

1017
00:54:36,338 --> 00:54:39,778
Anyway here's how I end it, a
little arpeggio nothing fancy.

1018
00:54:42,358 --> 00:54:44,117
Guys, I'm sleepy.

1019
00:54:44,118 --> 00:54:46,438
The Land...

1020
00:54:47,248 --> 00:54:50,628
Land... of the Lost-

1021
00:54:54,588 --> 00:54:56,078
I'm so tired!

1022
00:55:05,859 --> 00:55:07,319
What happened?

1023
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:09,748
You had a bug on you.

1024
00:55:09,749 --> 00:55:11,659
But it's gone now.

1025
00:55:12,089 --> 00:55:13,669
Oh okay.

1026
00:55:36,259 --> 00:55:37,879
Alright everyone!

1027
00:55:38,499 --> 00:55:40,119
Rise and shine.

1028
00:55:40,549 --> 00:55:43,359
Listen up, it's a new day.

1029
00:55:43,729 --> 00:55:45,389
Yes we've had a set back.

1030
00:55:45,799 --> 00:55:49,569
Yes it is tempting to
stay on this world and die.

1031
00:55:49,969 --> 00:55:51,988
But thats not how
a new Marshall rolls.

1032
00:55:51,989 --> 00:55:53,238
You hear me?

1033
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,129
Not by a damn sight.

1034
00:55:55,639 --> 00:55:58,088
This isn't hands down
the pants Marshall.

1035
00:55:58,089 --> 00:55:59,278
Alright?

1036
00:55:59,279 --> 00:56:01,663
This is a Gordon on 2 pints
of Ben & Jerry's...

1037
00:56:01,664 --> 00:56:04,263
and a whole spiral cut ham
while watching not one,

1038
00:56:04,264 --> 00:56:06,408
but two Mama's
Family reunion Marshall.

1039
00:56:06,409 --> 00:56:07,458
Uh-Uh!

1040
00:56:07,459 --> 00:56:08,869
He's gone.

1041
00:56:09,159 --> 00:56:10,519
Here's the deal.

1042
00:56:10,599 --> 00:56:12,289
Enik's counting on us.

1043
00:56:12,309 --> 00:56:14,059
The whole world
is counting on us.

1044
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,323
If we have any hope of returning
home we need to take back...

1045
00:56:16,324 --> 00:56:18,399
that tachyon meter,
and take it back hard.

1046
00:56:18,459 --> 00:56:19,969
That means climbing.

1047
00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:23,059
Hours of arduous
climbing up sheer cliffs.

1048
00:56:23,139 --> 00:56:24,168
Not tomorrow.

1049
00:56:24,169 --> 00:56:25,448
Not in a few hours.

1050
00:56:25,449 --> 00:56:26,458
But right now!

1051
00:56:26,459 --> 00:56:28,178
- Understood?
- Yeah.

1052
00:56:28,209 --> 00:56:29,438
Understood Will?

1053
00:56:29,439 --> 00:56:30,458
Hmm?

1054
00:56:30,459 --> 00:56:32,459
Let's move out you panzies.

1055
00:56:32,569 --> 00:56:35,978
Hey! This is not a race.

1056
00:56:35,979 --> 00:56:37,419
Okay?

1057
00:57:05,649 --> 00:57:07,319
What the hell?

1058
00:57:07,739 --> 00:57:11,169
Teradachtyl eggs incubating
all over her lair.

1059
00:57:11,459 --> 00:57:13,629
There's your shitty boombox.

1060
00:57:14,019 --> 00:57:17,639
Across a sea of thin
volcanic glass.

1061
00:57:18,289 --> 00:57:22,678
Okay Will, what you're gonna wanna
do is evenly distribute your weight,

1062
00:57:22,679 --> 00:57:25,879
at the same time
keep an eye out for the eggs.

1063
00:57:26,149 --> 00:57:28,309
Hey, Will?

1064
00:57:28,489 --> 00:57:29,869
I know you're faking.

1065
00:57:30,119 --> 00:57:32,009
Okay, Chaka!

1066
00:57:32,869 --> 00:57:34,239
Chaka!

1067
00:57:34,829 --> 00:57:36,089
Come on.

1068
00:57:36,399 --> 00:57:37,408
Fine.

1069
00:57:37,409 --> 00:57:39,508
Maybe I'll need to listen
to the words of a group...

1070
00:57:39,509 --> 00:57:41,688
of young kids
trying to make it on stage.

1071
00:57:41,689 --> 00:57:43,409
God I hope I get it.

1072
00:57:44,069 --> 00:57:45,529
I hope I get it.

1073
00:57:45,539 --> 00:57:46,749
Marshall?

1074
00:57:48,669 --> 00:57:49,869
Be careful.

1075
00:57:51,289 --> 00:57:52,198
I'm up!

1076
00:57:52,199 --> 00:57:53,779
I'm up I got this.

1077
00:57:53,859 --> 00:57:55,589
Oh Marshall, you got it.

1078
00:57:57,899 --> 00:57:59,319
Do me a favor?

1079
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,139
Just keep an eye
on the mother okay?

1080
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:03,314
You mustn't change the surface
temperature of the eggs,

1081
00:58:03,315 --> 00:58:05,810
any drop of sweat could
activate hatching process.

1082
00:58:33,620 --> 00:58:35,190
I got it.

1083
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,620
I got it!

1084
00:59:05,910 --> 00:59:07,339
They're hatching!

1085
00:59:07,340 --> 00:59:08,369
Why are they hatching?!

1086
00:59:08,370 --> 00:59:09,499
The music!

1087
00:59:09,500 --> 00:59:11,310
It must be like a lullaby.

1088
00:59:17,550 --> 00:59:19,230
God I hope I get it!

1089
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,740
I hope I get it!

1090
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:23,740
How many people does he need?

1091
00:59:24,970 --> 00:59:26,790
God I hope I get it!

1092
00:59:26,850 --> 00:59:28,350
I hope I get it!

1093
00:59:28,360 --> 00:59:31,340
How many boys, how many girls?

1094
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:33,820
Look at all the people!

1095
00:59:33,830 --> 00:59:35,480
At all the people!

1096
00:59:35,490 --> 00:59:37,179
How many people does he need?

1097
00:59:37,180 --> 00:59:38,834
How many boys, how many girls?

1098
00:59:38,835 --> 00:59:40,841
How many people does he-

1099
00:59:40,842 --> 00:59:42,909
I really need this job.

1100
00:59:42,910 --> 00:59:45,759
Please God I need this job.

1101
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:50,690
I've got to get this job!

1102
01:00:26,330 --> 01:00:28,810
I'm gonna miss this place
that proves I was right.

1103
01:00:41,180 --> 01:00:42,259
Oh drink?

1104
01:00:42,260 --> 01:00:43,770
Drink, yes!

1105
01:00:46,220 --> 01:00:48,760
That is delicious and refreshing.

1106
01:00:49,050 --> 01:00:51,650
Sweet and sour like Chinese food.

1107
01:00:53,580 --> 01:00:56,329
He's saying it's a celebratory
drink in his village.

1108
01:00:56,330 --> 01:00:57,611
Cheers!

1109
01:00:59,991 --> 01:01:03,531
It brings a joyful lightness
to the heart and soul.

1110
01:01:05,671 --> 01:01:07,220
No, I'm sorry
its not joyful lightness.

1111
01:01:07,221 --> 01:01:11,151
A better translation would
be, howling loneliness.

1112
01:01:12,491 --> 01:01:16,941
And then your bravery will
be tested and your mind folds.

1113
01:01:18,421 --> 01:01:24,171
And the shadow hats will rise from their
graves and hold you in an icy embrace.

1114
01:01:26,351 --> 01:01:29,621
And it'll feel like...
your bowels being pierced.

1115
01:01:30,471 --> 01:01:32,211
By a ghost serpent.

1116
01:01:33,491 --> 01:01:34,940
Well that can't be right.

1117
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:36,530
No, that can't be right.

1118
01:01:36,531 --> 01:01:41,051
Chaka, maki rishu... dong doh?

1119
01:01:42,871 --> 01:01:44,660
Oh okay, so it's not ghost serpent.

1120
01:01:44,661 --> 01:01:46,721
It's much much closer to zombie dick.

1121
01:01:50,161 --> 01:01:52,111
I think it might be a narcotic.

1122
01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:54,281
Is that so?

1123
01:01:56,821 --> 01:01:58,681
Need you to be honest with me okay?

1124
01:01:59,371 --> 01:02:00,861
Are you a cop?

1125
01:02:04,251 --> 01:02:05,790
That's not an answer Chaka.

1126
01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:07,611
That's your name.

1127
01:02:08,801 --> 01:02:12,100
Seriously, by law you have to
tell me if you're an officer.

1128
01:02:12,101 --> 01:02:13,650
Marco
- Polo

1129
01:02:13,651 --> 01:02:15,151
You wearing a wire?

1130
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,511
Marco
- Polo

1131
01:02:29,261 --> 01:02:30,591
Hello!

1132
01:02:37,941 --> 01:02:39,781
Hot coffee.

1133
01:03:21,331 --> 01:03:23,050
I need food.

1134
01:03:23,051 --> 01:03:24,545
- Marshall!
- Yeah?

1135
01:03:24,571 --> 01:03:26,371
Fruit me buddy!

1136
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:06,862
Chaka?

1137
01:04:07,922 --> 01:04:10,682
I owe you an apology.

1138
01:04:11,082 --> 01:04:12,352
Okay, I...

1139
01:04:12,932 --> 01:04:15,211
I'm a guest in your land.

1140
01:04:15,212 --> 01:04:18,762
A guest who came
unannounced, uninvited.

1141
01:04:19,932 --> 01:04:22,112
I've treated you like a toilet.

1142
01:04:22,532 --> 01:04:23,922
A toilet!

1143
01:04:24,922 --> 01:04:26,522
I want to make it up to you.

1144
01:04:27,382 --> 01:04:32,162
Because the love I feel for
you, I'm not exaggerating...

1145
01:04:32,862 --> 01:04:41,202
Is a billion times greater than the love
for mankind that Jesus felt on the cross.

1146
01:04:42,832 --> 01:04:44,712
You can take that to the bank.

1147
01:04:47,272 --> 01:04:49,562
I'm so glad you guys squashed that.

1148
01:04:50,012 --> 01:04:51,682
I love you guys so much.

1149
01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:53,702
You guys are amazing.

1150
01:04:54,822 --> 01:04:55,976
I don't ever want to go home.

1151
01:04:55,977 --> 01:04:56,901
No.

1152
01:04:56,902 --> 01:04:58,902
This is just like Sandal's resort.

1153
01:04:59,082 --> 01:05:01,652
Just good people,
a lot of good food.

1154
01:05:01,782 --> 01:05:03,082
Good times.

1155
01:05:03,622 --> 01:05:05,342
I want to make this my life.

1156
01:05:05,522 --> 01:05:08,122
I'm just gonna make
- ... be here all the time.

1157
01:05:13,642 --> 01:05:15,171
Hey hey!

1158
01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:16,311
You're funny Chaka!

1159
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:17,806
- He's hilarious!
- You're funny.

1160
01:05:17,832 --> 01:05:19,632
His jokes are disgusting.

1161
01:05:22,212 --> 01:05:23,161
You're funny.

1162
01:05:23,162 --> 01:05:24,642
Hey for real though?

1163
01:05:24,762 --> 01:05:29,352
How much money would I have to pay
ya'll to french kiss each other?

1164
01:05:30,122 --> 01:05:32,262
- For real?
- Totally real!

1165
01:05:32,342 --> 01:05:33,721
For real, for real?

1166
01:05:33,722 --> 01:05:36,312
Totally, in his mucky mouth.

1167
01:05:36,762 --> 01:05:40,611
Hey if it doesn't leave the three
of us, I'll do for free right now.

1168
01:05:40,612 --> 01:05:42,352
It's not gonna leave here.

1169
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:43,901
I'd do it right now.

1170
01:05:43,902 --> 01:05:45,102
Let me see it.

1171
01:05:46,032 --> 01:05:46,991
Kiss him.

1172
01:05:46,992 --> 01:05:48,591
It doesn't leave the three of us?

1173
01:05:48,592 --> 01:05:50,156
No dude, I won't tell anybody.

1174
01:05:50,157 --> 01:05:51,662
Who am I gonna tell?

1175
01:05:52,332 --> 01:05:54,056
- Why don't you kiss him?
- I'm gonna do it!

1176
01:05:54,062 --> 01:05:55,352
Come here!

1177
01:06:00,232 --> 01:06:02,102
You guys are gross!

1178
01:06:03,952 --> 01:06:07,112
I don't wanna do it!

1179
01:06:07,632 --> 01:06:09,112
I don't want to do it!

1180
01:06:09,482 --> 01:06:11,432
I've changed my mind!

1181
01:06:20,952 --> 01:06:22,582
Dinosaur eggs!

1182
01:06:23,642 --> 01:06:25,722
Dinosaur poo...

1183
01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:39,371
This is the Zarn!

1184
01:06:39,372 --> 01:06:42,071
Heed my warning or be destroyed!

1185
01:06:42,072 --> 01:06:43,721
We're just trying to get home!

1186
01:06:43,722 --> 01:06:46,511
Enik the Altrusian
has escaped our custody!

1187
01:06:46,512 --> 01:06:49,431
He's over taken the central
pylon and the crystals.

1188
01:06:49,432 --> 01:06:54,773
And now plans to lead his army of Sleestak
on a rampage, across time and space!

1189
01:06:54,783 --> 01:06:59,453
If you're hearing this, heed
my warning. Do not believe-

1190
01:07:00,163 --> 01:07:02,803
No! Enik! No!

1191
01:07:24,223 --> 01:07:25,813
The Zarn?

1192
01:07:27,113 --> 01:07:28,903
I've gotta go and warn the-

1193
01:07:48,233 --> 01:07:49,623
Holly?

1194
01:07:53,663 --> 01:07:55,133
Holly...?

1195
01:08:02,723 --> 01:08:04,183
They've taken Holly.

1196
01:08:04,883 --> 01:08:05,942
Chaka!

1197
01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:07,583
I've got a mission for you.

1198
01:08:07,613 --> 01:08:08,983
Now listen closely.

1199
01:08:21,643 --> 01:08:22,772
I don't know what that means.

1200
01:08:22,773 --> 01:08:24,353
Just come on!

1201
01:08:31,553 --> 01:08:32,908
Oh man.

1202
01:08:32,943 --> 01:08:36,333
Sentries, classic hive behavior.

1203
01:08:36,703 --> 01:08:38,333
Obviously on patrol.

1204
01:08:38,513 --> 01:08:41,312
Just like drones tirelessly hunting.

1205
01:08:41,313 --> 01:08:43,812
Dude, it looks like they're
gettin' ready to make out?

1206
01:08:43,813 --> 01:08:45,603
No. No.

1207
01:08:54,603 --> 01:08:56,102
He's about to tap that ass!

1208
01:08:56,103 --> 01:08:57,272
Would you shut up?

1209
01:08:57,273 --> 01:08:59,163
He's not about to tap that ass.

1210
01:09:00,953 --> 01:09:02,543
Oh you're right.

1211
01:09:02,553 --> 01:09:04,363
He's totally tapping that ass.

1212
01:09:04,543 --> 01:09:08,033
Yeah, wow...
Our own little private show.

1213
01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:17,383
Oh god, they shed.

1214
01:09:36,353 --> 01:09:37,312
Hi.

1215
01:09:37,313 --> 01:09:38,562
Hey don't do that.

1216
01:09:38,563 --> 01:09:40,553
Just focus.

1217
01:09:44,563 --> 01:09:49,614
We find you guilty, for providing
assistance to Enik the Altrusian.

1218
01:09:49,674 --> 01:09:50,893
There she is!

1219
01:09:50,894 --> 01:09:54,003
Prepare the meet the Sleestak god!

1220
01:09:54,104 --> 01:09:55,443
- Stop!
- Marshall!

1221
01:09:55,444 --> 01:09:56,853
Do not interfere!

1222
01:09:56,854 --> 01:09:58,223
Dude, what the hell are you doing?

1223
01:09:58,224 --> 01:10:02,263
This one was caught trying to
deliver a tachyon device to Enik!

1224
01:10:02,264 --> 01:10:04,684
You want Holly?
You've gotta deal with us!

1225
01:10:05,704 --> 01:10:07,223
No, Marshall don't.

1226
01:10:07,224 --> 01:10:09,093
Because we're all friends of Enik!

1227
01:10:09,094 --> 01:10:14,373
Enik the Altrusian is guilty of the
destruction of an entire civilization.

1228
01:10:14,374 --> 01:10:15,373
Entire what now?

1229
01:10:15,374 --> 01:10:20,573
Convicted of his crimes, he was
sentenced to 10,000 years imprisonment.

1230
01:10:20,574 --> 01:10:21,523
What?

1231
01:10:21,524 --> 01:10:25,893
And made to wear a tunic
as a symbol of his deceit.

1232
01:10:25,894 --> 01:10:27,513
Told you dude, tunic.

1233
01:10:27,514 --> 01:10:31,073
As his allies,
you shall die as well.

1234
01:10:31,074 --> 01:10:32,524
Sieze them!

1235
01:10:34,964 --> 01:10:36,254
Marshall!

1236
01:10:39,244 --> 01:10:40,624
Hold on!

1237
01:11:16,984 --> 01:11:17,923
Wait!

1238
01:11:17,924 --> 01:11:21,184
Wait a minute,
our working relationship.

1239
01:11:25,214 --> 01:11:27,383
I wanted to do that
since I first met you.

1240
01:11:27,384 --> 01:11:29,023
You mean we could've been
doing this the whole time?

1241
01:11:29,024 --> 01:11:30,063
Yeah, but I was worried...

1242
01:11:30,064 --> 01:11:32,093
it wouldn't be professional
and distract you from your work.

1243
01:11:32,094 --> 01:11:33,784
No, no... not distracting.

1244
01:11:33,824 --> 01:11:35,264
Never distracting.

1245
01:11:36,534 --> 01:11:38,833
Are you guys kidding me?
Come on! Really!

1246
01:11:38,834 --> 01:11:41,044
Now is the time for this?

1247
01:11:41,124 --> 01:11:42,203
You know he's-

1248
01:11:42,204 --> 01:11:44,333
He's right, we've got to stop Enik!

1249
01:11:44,334 --> 01:11:46,064
Right now he has the upper hand.

1250
01:11:46,094 --> 01:11:47,293
I know we...

1251
01:11:47,294 --> 01:11:49,574
have the element of surprise but...

1252
01:11:52,864 --> 01:11:54,394
Yeah about that...

1253
01:11:55,784 --> 01:11:56,934
What?

1254
01:11:57,034 --> 01:12:00,094
We sent Chaka to go get him.

1255
01:12:05,014 --> 01:12:06,233
Well then.

1256
01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:08,483
Rick Marshall.

1257
01:12:08,484 --> 01:12:12,024
Coming here represents a slight
adjustment to my plans but no matter.

1258
01:12:12,194 --> 01:12:14,193
I have what I need.

1259
01:12:14,194 --> 01:12:17,874
And it's all thanks to you,
Dr. Marshall.

1260
01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:19,384
And this!

1261
01:12:20,244 --> 01:12:22,053
Don't! We're out gunned.

1262
01:12:22,054 --> 01:12:24,684
My Sleestack stand prepared.

1263
01:12:25,474 --> 01:12:28,473
With the power of the
crystals they are my slaves.

1264
01:12:28,474 --> 01:12:30,304
My conquering army.

1265
01:12:30,534 --> 01:12:32,254
Thanks to your device.

1266
01:12:32,344 --> 01:12:37,764
I can lead an invasion force anywhere
I choose, in all of time and space.

1267
01:12:37,904 --> 01:12:40,994
But I believe
I'll begin with your Earth.

1268
01:12:41,044 --> 01:12:43,693
My Sleestak's reproduce
rather quickly.

1269
01:12:43,694 --> 01:12:45,833
Yeah we already caught
some of that action.

1270
01:12:45,834 --> 01:12:50,985
In merely weeks, your world will
be overrun by their scaly offspring.

1271
01:12:51,395 --> 01:12:55,594
And left standing in the
cinders of your civilization.

1272
01:12:55,595 --> 01:12:59,425
I'll be sure to give you
full scientific credit.

1273
01:13:00,215 --> 01:13:03,045
I know how important that is to you.

1274
01:13:03,545 --> 01:13:05,465
Now save your strength.

1275
01:13:05,755 --> 01:13:07,255
You'll need it.

1276
01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:11,505
You'll need it?

1277
01:13:11,705 --> 01:13:12,885
What is it?

1278
01:13:17,615 --> 01:13:19,015
Marshall?

1279
01:13:21,625 --> 01:13:23,655
Oh great.

1280
01:13:31,225 --> 01:13:34,114
Right, you run and I'll
distract him he's not after me.

1281
01:13:34,115 --> 01:13:36,665
No, I'm not running.

1282
01:13:37,275 --> 01:13:38,675
This ends here.

1283
01:13:39,265 --> 01:13:41,005
Marshall, what are you doing?

1284
01:13:41,575 --> 01:13:43,525
Maybe what I was always meant to do.

1285
01:13:43,725 --> 01:13:47,974
Now just go, I'll meet
you at the pylon, I hope.

1286
01:13:47,975 --> 01:13:49,864
No we're not leaving without you.

1287
01:13:49,865 --> 01:13:51,025
Go!

1288
01:13:51,365 --> 01:13:53,865
Get out of here, I don't love you!

1289
01:13:56,305 --> 01:13:57,254
Go!

1290
01:13:57,255 --> 01:13:58,875
Marshall!

1291
01:13:58,895 --> 01:13:59,894
Get!

1292
01:13:59,895 --> 01:14:01,485
You're ugly!

1293
01:14:09,805 --> 01:14:12,704
Look, if you're gonna do
this for real take this.

1294
01:14:12,705 --> 01:14:15,149
Got some high powered fireworks
in here that might come in handy.

1295
01:14:15,150 --> 01:14:16,564
Are you kidding me?

1296
01:14:16,565 --> 01:14:20,605
You mean you've been carrying a bag of
fireworks around with you this whole time?

1297
01:14:20,765 --> 01:14:23,895
There's literally a dozen situations
where we could've used these.

1298
01:14:25,735 --> 01:14:28,485
He's right, none of that
is important now, okay?

1299
01:14:28,705 --> 01:14:29,725
Listen...

1300
01:14:29,995 --> 01:14:32,049
I gotta be straight with
you bro, I misjudged you.

1301
01:14:32,050 --> 01:14:33,874
I thought you were just a...

1302
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:36,424
...dumbass dude who dressed
stupid, but I'm wrong.

1303
01:14:36,425 --> 01:14:37,805
You're solid.

1304
01:14:38,285 --> 01:14:43,585
Thick or thin, I will follow you
into battle at anytime, you hear me?

1305
01:14:43,685 --> 01:14:46,054
Absolutely anytime.

1306
01:14:46,055 --> 01:14:48,514
Okay! How about now?

1307
01:14:48,515 --> 01:14:49,589
Like, right now?

1308
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,865
Yes.

1309
01:14:52,165 --> 01:14:53,254
Honestly?

1310
01:14:53,255 --> 01:14:55,809
I didn't really expect you to
call the favor in this soon.

1311
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:59,495
So... uh, on this one...
unfortunately I have to say no.

1312
01:14:59,496 --> 01:15:01,725
But I think it's gonna
be awesome for you...

1313
01:15:01,726 --> 01:15:04,225
for personal growth,
just to hit this one solo.

1314
01:15:04,355 --> 01:15:05,794
I'm gonna be rootin' for ya.

1315
01:15:05,795 --> 01:15:06,884
Okay?

1316
01:15:06,885 --> 01:15:08,385
Trenches bro.

1317
01:15:08,645 --> 01:15:10,245
It's all about love.

1318
01:15:10,865 --> 01:15:11,935
Okay?

1319
01:15:12,335 --> 01:15:13,695
After this time.

1320
01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,785
I'm there for you, okay?

1321
01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,405
Anytime after now.

1322
01:15:18,705 --> 01:15:20,595
He's your man, not me.

1323
01:15:52,826 --> 01:15:54,616
Alright, it's a fact.

1324
01:15:54,746 --> 01:15:56,716
You and I don't like each other.

1325
01:15:58,996 --> 01:16:01,276
Only one will remain.

1326
01:16:01,836 --> 01:16:04,646
Just gonna have to fight
you at your own game.

1327
01:16:18,286 --> 01:16:20,595
Damn you're quick, it's
because you're a dinosaur!

1328
01:16:20,596 --> 01:16:23,916
But, you don't carry
around these, do you?

1329
01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:28,856
Welcome to the big bang
theory my friend!

1330
01:16:46,656 --> 01:16:48,056
Stupid...

1331
01:16:52,966 --> 01:16:55,445
You're cornered man,
there's no way out!

1332
01:16:55,446 --> 01:16:57,096
There's always a way out!

1333
01:16:59,136 --> 01:17:01,026
Because if you don't make it...

1334
01:17:02,276 --> 01:17:05,286
It's your own damn vault.

1335
01:17:31,936 --> 01:17:33,510
My god! He's going to do it!

1336
01:17:33,511 --> 01:17:35,406
Do it! Do it!

1337
01:17:42,896 --> 01:17:44,166
God!

1338
01:17:45,386 --> 01:17:47,146
Can't believe it.

1339
01:17:52,336 --> 01:17:53,506
Hey!

1340
01:17:53,576 --> 01:17:55,055
Yeah, you!

1341
01:17:55,056 --> 01:17:56,706
You bastard!

1342
01:17:57,986 --> 01:18:00,406
Do you realize
who you just ate, do you?

1343
01:18:00,456 --> 01:18:02,505
Probably the most
brilliant man ever.

1344
01:18:02,506 --> 01:18:05,046
Probably the only man
who ever really knew you.

1345
01:18:05,196 --> 01:18:07,280
Alright, so he was wrong
about the size of your brain...

1346
01:18:07,281 --> 01:18:08,880
but you don't go
and eat a man for that,

1347
01:18:08,881 --> 01:18:11,296
you reason with him
you stupid idiot!

1348
01:18:11,906 --> 01:18:13,736
He was your future!

1349
01:18:14,056 --> 01:18:15,836
He was my future!

1350
01:18:16,986 --> 01:18:20,086
And I'm never going to get a chance
to tell him that because of you!

1351
01:18:28,846 --> 01:18:31,056
It's cool, it's cool!

1352
01:18:35,886 --> 01:18:37,025
Right!

1353
01:18:37,026 --> 01:18:39,105
Now we must get home,
we're gonna get back,

1354
01:18:39,106 --> 01:18:42,367
and we're gonna tell the world
what Rick Marshall did here today.

1355
01:19:02,557 --> 01:19:05,057
Come on you big green bastards!

1356
01:19:06,587 --> 01:19:13,997
I am sick and tired of you
slow moving little wankers!

1357
01:19:20,617 --> 01:19:22,057
Will!

1358
01:19:22,267 --> 01:19:26,197
Alright little dude, let's do this.

1359
01:19:26,227 --> 01:19:28,077
Lock and load!

1360
01:19:35,137 --> 01:19:36,406
Want some of this?

1361
01:19:36,407 --> 01:19:38,387
Eat Chaka! Eat!

1362
01:19:40,097 --> 01:19:41,257
Will!

1363
01:19:43,307 --> 01:19:47,067
Step, step and lift!

1364
01:19:51,427 --> 01:19:54,407
Alright my murderous friend
take us home.

1365
01:19:59,167 --> 01:20:01,267
Bite that guy right there!

1366
01:20:03,667 --> 01:20:04,726
That's him...

1367
01:20:04,727 --> 01:20:06,247
That's him!

1368
01:20:09,907 --> 01:20:11,987
Oh god, that's the coolest
thing I've ever seen.

1369
01:20:15,197 --> 01:20:16,297
Would it be cool if he...

1370
01:20:16,298 --> 01:20:18,897
slides down Grumpy's tail just
like Fred Flinstone would do...

1371
01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,246
Oh god, I've lived.

1372
01:20:24,247 --> 01:20:25,887
I have lived.

1373
01:20:27,907 --> 01:20:29,516
Come on it tickles.

1374
01:20:29,517 --> 01:20:30,937
Marshall!

1375
01:20:34,617 --> 01:20:35,786
What happened?

1376
01:20:35,787 --> 01:20:37,407
We thought you had died.

1377
01:20:37,577 --> 01:20:38,847
Died?

1378
01:20:39,567 --> 01:20:41,607
That was just a minor set back.

1379
01:20:42,957 --> 01:20:44,397
Okay let's go home.

1380
01:20:45,227 --> 01:20:48,671
No, this is insane we saw you
go down Grumpy's cake hole.

1381
01:20:48,672 --> 01:20:50,366
What, did he puke you out
or something?

1382
01:20:50,367 --> 01:20:52,721
No, its not possible
the... the T-Rex's lacking...

1383
01:20:52,722 --> 01:20:54,337
Not important right now.

1384
01:20:56,747 --> 01:20:58,536
I'm okay, and that's it.

1385
01:20:58,537 --> 01:20:59,746
This is messed up.

1386
01:20:59,747 --> 01:21:01,997
Look I'd really rather
not talk about it.

1387
01:21:04,127 --> 01:21:05,306
Now...

1388
01:21:05,307 --> 01:21:06,666
Let's light this candle.

1389
01:21:06,667 --> 01:21:08,856
No, Marshall...
how did you get out?

1390
01:21:08,857 --> 01:21:11,007
I will talk to you
about it later!

1391
01:21:11,167 --> 01:21:14,167
Individually to each one
of you, I'll explain it.

1392
01:21:16,267 --> 01:21:17,816
Oh geez...

1393
01:21:17,817 --> 01:21:19,106
Would you grow up?

1394
01:21:19,107 --> 01:21:21,026
Oh my God!

1395
01:21:21,027 --> 01:21:22,617
Yes, he pooped me out!

1396
01:21:23,607 --> 01:21:25,257
Now you guys are friends?

1397
01:21:25,447 --> 01:21:28,476
Well, I was making my way through
his bowels, I don't know...

1398
01:21:28,477 --> 01:21:31,276
I must have dislodged some
sorta intestinal blockage,

1399
01:21:31,277 --> 01:21:33,447
and yes, he's in
a much better mood now.

1400
01:21:33,647 --> 01:21:35,916
So, can we move on?

1401
01:21:35,917 --> 01:21:37,607
I really would like to go home.

1402
01:21:38,057 --> 01:21:42,618
You were dueced out by a
Dinosaur, that is incredibly cool.

1403
01:21:44,638 --> 01:21:47,488
Grumpy listen...

1404
01:21:47,908 --> 01:21:50,588
When you talk about this,
and you will...

1405
01:21:52,528 --> 01:21:56,528
Please be gentle... okay?

1406
01:21:57,428 --> 01:21:59,968
That makes us best buds now.

1407
01:22:04,468 --> 01:22:06,808
Don't worry about it, it's
hard with your visidual arm.

1408
01:22:08,388 --> 01:22:09,808
Let's go guys.

1409
01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,128
To freedom!

1410
01:22:21,568 --> 01:22:23,507
Thank you Dr. Marshall.

1411
01:22:23,508 --> 01:22:27,888
And now the doorway opens.

1412
01:22:29,868 --> 01:22:31,228
Enik!

1413
01:22:31,568 --> 01:22:32,818
It's over.

1414
01:22:32,958 --> 01:22:34,578
You're not going anywhere.

1415
01:22:34,668 --> 01:22:38,388
You think you can challenge me?!

1416
01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:46,378
I wrestled at Purdue!

1417
01:22:47,138 --> 01:22:48,708
JV!

1418
01:22:50,218 --> 01:22:52,018
Fight! Fight! Fight!

1419
01:22:53,818 --> 01:22:54,817
Chaka!

1420
01:22:54,818 --> 01:22:56,878
Get ready for the ball breaker!

1421
01:22:59,128 --> 01:23:01,648
Marshall, I'm coming in!

1422
01:23:03,118 --> 01:23:05,498
Oh! Misfire!

1423
01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,018
What have you done?!

1424
01:23:24,098 --> 01:23:25,658
The door!

1425
01:23:25,858 --> 01:23:27,618
It's closing forever!

1426
01:23:40,768 --> 01:23:42,167
It's barely holding!

1427
01:23:42,168 --> 01:23:43,348
Let's go!

1428
01:23:46,408 --> 01:23:47,667
Ha!

1429
01:23:47,668 --> 01:23:51,908
It's your home,
or your comrade Dr. Marshall!

1430
01:23:52,238 --> 01:23:53,697
No it isn't!

1431
01:23:53,698 --> 01:23:54,988
Reverse!

1432
01:23:55,578 --> 01:23:56,657
You go!

1433
01:23:56,658 --> 01:24:00,247
I've got this yellow bastard
on lockdown, I'm gonna stay!

1434
01:24:00,248 --> 01:24:01,157
What?!

1435
01:24:01,158 --> 01:24:02,137
Yeah!

1436
01:24:02,138 --> 01:24:03,627
I've been talking to my man Chaka!

1437
01:24:03,628 --> 01:24:05,548
He pitches a pretty good world!

1438
01:24:05,828 --> 01:24:07,217
I mean think about it.

1439
01:24:07,218 --> 01:24:08,862
My home was never in the real world?

1440
01:24:08,863 --> 01:24:10,147
Never belonged.

1441
01:24:10,148 --> 01:24:11,867
This could be a fresh start for me.

1442
01:24:11,868 --> 01:24:14,377
Make some new friends?
I could be somebody!

1443
01:24:14,378 --> 01:24:15,578
A winner...

1444
01:24:17,128 --> 01:24:18,967
Wow,
I really admire you right now.

1445
01:24:18,968 --> 01:24:20,807
I just feel like so many people
go through this life...

1446
01:24:20,808 --> 01:24:22,907
looking for what
I've found here, you know?

1447
01:24:22,908 --> 01:24:25,188
And they themselves,
can never find it.

1448
01:24:25,668 --> 01:24:26,857
Or worse.

1449
01:24:26,858 --> 01:24:29,758
They find it, and let it slip away.

1450
01:24:30,808 --> 01:24:32,567
I am so afraid of that happening.

1451
01:24:32,568 --> 01:24:34,968
You wouldn't be human if
you didn't feel scared.

1452
01:24:35,028 --> 01:24:36,247
Marshall!

1453
01:24:36,248 --> 01:24:39,509
Please, you can't leave
me here like this with him.

1454
01:24:39,739 --> 01:24:43,089
As one scientist to
another, I beg you for mercy!

1455
01:24:44,799 --> 01:24:46,689
Science shows no mercy.

1456
01:24:46,729 --> 01:24:48,309
And neither do I.

1457
01:24:48,539 --> 01:24:49,829
That's good.

1458
01:24:50,859 --> 01:24:52,219
Let's go Holly.

1459
01:24:55,689 --> 01:24:56,929
Ready?

1460
01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,239
Ready...

1461
01:24:58,949 --> 01:25:01,789
Chaka! Technically
I'm still your master!

1462
01:25:13,589 --> 01:25:15,008
Marshall?

1463
01:25:15,009 --> 01:25:16,369
Holly?

1464
01:25:20,799 --> 01:25:22,649
We made it!

1465
01:25:31,489 --> 01:25:33,169
I just want to say...

1466
01:25:33,469 --> 01:25:37,139
You have grown
into a beautiful woman.

1467
01:25:50,579 --> 01:25:51,989
Hey!

1468
01:25:53,519 --> 01:25:55,129
Where's Will?

1469
01:25:56,349 --> 01:25:59,089
He went to a better place.

1470
01:26:00,389 --> 01:26:01,739
You killed him?

1471
01:26:02,179 --> 01:26:03,469
No...

1472
01:26:04,409 --> 01:26:07,809
No he went to a strange world.

1473
01:26:08,639 --> 01:26:13,539
A world of Dinosaurs,
monkey people, lizard people.

1474
01:26:14,199 --> 01:26:17,139
A whole in space
and time, a virtual...

1475
01:26:17,279 --> 01:26:18,939
Land of the lost.

1476
01:26:20,159 --> 01:26:24,219
As hard as it is to
believe, Will chose to stay.

1477
01:26:25,159 --> 01:26:27,219
Alright, cool.

1478
01:26:28,989 --> 01:26:32,229
Did you see the Sleestaks
beat the crap out of Enik?

1479
01:26:32,419 --> 01:26:34,509
I've never seen them move so fast.

1480
01:26:35,669 --> 01:26:37,678
Couldn't agree more little buddy.

1481
01:26:37,679 --> 01:26:39,229
Tunic...

1482
01:26:41,109 --> 01:26:42,689
I got you come on.

1483
01:26:45,999 --> 01:26:47,989
You are deceptively heavy.

1484
01:27:05,809 --> 01:27:08,219
I'm a pina kusa!

1485
01:27:12,959 --> 01:27:14,338
Chaka!

1486
01:27:14,339 --> 01:27:17,019
God, we're kings!

1487
01:27:22,409 --> 01:27:23,908
That's what your women look like?

1488
01:27:23,909 --> 01:27:25,709
Hop off, be cool.

1489
01:27:28,049 --> 01:27:30,949
Whoa easy, stand down!

1490
01:27:31,089 --> 01:27:32,709
I got this.

1491
01:27:33,109 --> 01:27:37,210
How's it going? I'm Will,
pretty much Chaka's best friend.

1492
01:27:37,245 --> 01:27:40,979
I'm here to offer you all
protection and shelter.

1493
01:27:40,980 --> 01:27:45,790
And really pretty much anything
that you guys would ever need.

1494
01:27:46,520 --> 01:27:47,970
Hey, how's it going?

1495
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:50,179
Yeah that's denim.

1496
01:27:50,180 --> 01:27:51,300
Denim.

1497
01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:53,680
Yeah... yeah.

1498
01:27:55,690 --> 01:27:57,690
This was definitely a good choice.

1499
01:28:00,190 --> 01:28:03,530
This is TODAY with Matt Lauer.

1500
01:28:03,700 --> 01:28:08,479
It's been sometime since my final
guest was here but after the,

1501
01:28:08,480 --> 01:28:12,525
remarkable events of the passed year,
he needs no introduction.

1502
01:28:12,560 --> 01:28:15,954
He's back with a new book,
and more startling evidence of...

1503
01:28:15,955 --> 01:28:18,024
you guessed it, Time Warps.

1504
01:28:18,025 --> 01:28:19,104
The pipe's allowed.

1505
01:28:19,105 --> 01:28:20,029
I asked.

1506
01:28:20,030 --> 01:28:22,000
That's great news.

1507
01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:24,204
You've had, quite a year.

1508
01:28:24,205 --> 01:28:26,479
Actually stellar year, Matt.

1509
01:28:26,480 --> 01:28:28,409
In fact I brought you back
a Dinosaur egg.

1510
01:28:28,410 --> 01:28:32,234
Which my beautiful partner,
and lover Holly Cantrell...

1511
01:28:32,235 --> 01:28:34,074
was gracious enough
to transport.

1512
01:28:34,075 --> 01:28:36,294
And I'm obviously very
excited about my new tome...

1513
01:28:36,295 --> 01:28:37,239
It's a book.

1514
01:28:37,240 --> 01:28:39,139
16 weeks on the New York Time's
best seller list.

1515
01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:41,004
Let me get to your discovery
doctor because this is...

1516
01:28:41,005 --> 01:28:41,931
This is for you.

1517
01:28:41,932 --> 01:28:42,990
I signed it.

1518
01:28:46,490 --> 01:28:48,134
You're supposed to say the
title and the publisher.

1519
01:28:48,135 --> 01:28:49,660
That's not gonna happen.

1520
01:28:49,695 --> 01:28:50,834
- Just say it.
- No!

1521
01:28:50,870 --> 01:28:52,549
Just say the damn title.

1522
01:28:52,550 --> 01:28:53,790
Fine.

1523
01:28:54,030 --> 01:28:57,359
Matt Lauer can suck it,
by Dr. Rick Marshall.

1524
01:28:57,360 --> 01:28:59,964
I was so surprised that your
attorney signed off on that,

1525
01:28:59,965 --> 01:29:01,704
I was like, are you sure?
Is this gonna be okay?

1526
01:29:01,705 --> 01:29:02,919
He said yeah, go for it.

1527
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:04,420
Son of a bitch!