1 00:00:08,047 --> 00:00:12,643 Indian Spring water 2 00:00:15,607 --> 00:00:18,485 (man) Pure spring water brought right to your door. 3 00:00:18,567 --> 00:00:20,842 The taste you remember from chiIdhood. 4 00:00:20,927 --> 00:00:23,760 Indian Spring water 5 00:00:23,847 --> 00:00:26,839 CaII your IocaI Indian Spring man. He's in the YeIIow Pages. 6 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,963 It's onIy a few pennies a day. 7 00:00:29,047 --> 00:00:33,484 Enjoy the winter cIearance saIe at HowIands. AII prices drasticaIIy sIashed. 8 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:37,116 50 per cent off on Iadies' coats, with the Iook of Ieather. 9 00:00:37,207 --> 00:00:41,439 Come on and see at 53 Market Street at the sign of the winking owI. 10 00:00:41,527 --> 00:00:44,485 WBROL CharIestown. 11 00:00:45,767 --> 00:00:49,760 ChanneI 8's 1 1 o'cIock movie, Richard Anthony in High Risk DeviIs. 12 00:00:49,847 --> 00:00:53,840 Don't miss it. And now back to Jim Carr's Sports TaIk. 13 00:00:53,927 --> 00:00:55,440 Hi. Jim Carr again. 14 00:00:55,527 --> 00:00:59,759 Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. 15 00:00:59,847 --> 00:01:02,486 CouId you teII them, for exampIe, what is icing? 16 00:01:02,567 --> 00:01:06,526 (French accent) WeII, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, 17 00:01:06,607 --> 00:01:09,360 before the other guys, nobody there, you know. 18 00:01:09,447 --> 00:01:12,678 My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up. 19 00:01:13,527 --> 00:01:15,916 I see. What is high-sticking? 20 00:01:16,007 --> 00:01:20,319 High-sticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go Iike that. 21 00:01:20,407 --> 00:01:23,205 You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never. 22 00:01:23,287 --> 00:01:25,517 - Why not? - Against the ruIes. 23 00:01:25,607 --> 00:01:28,485 You stupid when you do that, some EngIish pig with no brains... 24 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,956 Denis, what is sIashing? 25 00:01:31,047 --> 00:01:33,925 SIashing is Iike that, you know? 26 00:01:34,007 --> 00:01:37,886 Mm-hm. And there's a penaIty for that? 27 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:41,642 - Yeah. And for trip aIso, you know. - Oh? 28 00:01:41,727 --> 00:01:43,922 Like that. And for hook Iike this. 29 00:01:44,007 --> 00:01:46,567 - And for spear, you know, Iike that. - Mm-hm. 30 00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:51,437 AII bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. 31 00:01:51,527 --> 00:01:55,759 Two minutes by yourseIf, and you feeI shame, you know. 32 00:01:55,847 --> 00:01:57,997 - Mm-hm. - And then you get free. 33 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,923 The Chiefs are at home against Hyannisport at the War MemoriaI at eight. 34 00:02:03,007 --> 00:02:04,998 Good seats are stiII avaiIabIe. 35 00:02:06,367 --> 00:02:08,756 - A Iook at sports. - I think that went very weII. 36 00:02:09,207 --> 00:02:14,725 At defence, for the Chiefs, number five, BiIIy CharIebois. 37 00:02:14,807 --> 00:02:20,006 At centre tonight for the Chiefs, number seven, pIayer-coach Reggie DunIop. 38 00:02:20,087 --> 00:02:22,157 DunIop, you stink! 39 00:02:22,247 --> 00:02:26,240 At Ieft wing, number ten, Ned Braden. 40 00:02:26,327 --> 00:02:27,601 I hate you, Braden! 41 00:02:27,687 --> 00:02:32,636 PIaying right wing, number 14, Jean-Guy Drouin! 42 00:02:32,727 --> 00:02:34,160 Frog pussy! 43 00:02:34,247 --> 00:02:36,761 GentIemen, our nationaI anthem. 44 00:02:38,327 --> 00:02:41,364 ( organ pIays ''The Star-SpangIed Banner'') 45 00:03:13,767 --> 00:03:16,235 (cheering and appIause) 46 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:19,558 Hey, Denis. 47 00:03:27,687 --> 00:03:29,962 - How's it going, Nick? - I'm drunk. 48 00:03:30,047 --> 00:03:32,242 - Nah! - I'm not buIIshittin' ya. 49 00:03:32,327 --> 00:03:35,125 Got stinkin' shitfaced on the bus. Louise Ieft me, 50 00:03:35,207 --> 00:03:39,837 and that son of a bitch over there keeps pIayin' me when he knows I'm shitfaced. 51 00:03:39,927 --> 00:03:41,076 Jeez, I'm reaIIy sorry. 52 00:03:41,167 --> 00:03:45,604 Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna piss aII over myseIf. 53 00:04:00,847 --> 00:04:03,441 (Denis) Take it down the other end, Ned! 54 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:11,758 (buzzer) 55 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:16,085 (crowd booing) 56 00:04:16,167 --> 00:04:20,080 I thought I'd get Jerry one of those ''Great Ideas of the WorId'' sets. 57 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:25,478 You can Iook up the ideas aIphabeticaIIy, Iike arts, mechanics, phiIosophy. 58 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:30,038 Yeah. Johnny aIways says you can just screw so much and drink so much. 59 00:04:36,047 --> 00:04:37,765 (buzzer) 60 00:04:38,247 --> 00:04:43,275 We got CharIestown traiIing here three to nothing, with 10.48 Ieft in the first period. 61 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:46,484 Whoops! Correction, foIks. That's two to nothing. 62 00:04:46,567 --> 00:04:49,035 We don't wanna make it any tougher for the Chiefs. 63 00:04:53,567 --> 00:04:56,001 (shouts in French) 64 00:05:01,007 --> 00:05:03,680 (buzzer) 65 00:05:05,047 --> 00:05:09,757 That's what you're paid for, Braden. Now try winning a game for a change! 66 00:05:15,407 --> 00:05:18,717 Number ten, Ned Braden, with his 18th goaI of the year, 67 00:05:18,807 --> 00:05:22,436 assisted by number seven, DunIop, and number 14, Drouin. 68 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:26,566 Ned Braden is now the Ieading scorer in the FederaI League. Time of the goaI... 69 00:05:26,647 --> 00:05:28,683 Tie it up out there, guys! 70 00:05:28,767 --> 00:05:31,486 Come on, defence! Get the puck outta there! 71 00:05:37,927 --> 00:05:39,918 Hit him, BiIIy, hit him. 72 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:43,082 (buzzer) 73 00:05:44,927 --> 00:05:48,602 With us in the press box is injured Chiefs defenceman, Dave CarIson. 74 00:05:48,687 --> 00:05:51,804 Dave, is it tough sitting here watching your team Iose Iike this? 75 00:05:51,887 --> 00:05:55,357 - DefiniteIy, Jim. - You injured your knee in a game. 76 00:05:55,447 --> 00:05:58,007 - No. - No? I thought you had. 77 00:05:58,607 --> 00:06:01,997 No, I have a coId. You know, the runny nose and the sore throat. 78 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:05,238 I went out in that storm there Iast week to start my car. 79 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:08,478 I didn't have my jacket on. I think it's settIed in my kidneys. 80 00:06:08,567 --> 00:06:10,523 We got action in the Presidents' goaI. 81 00:06:12,967 --> 00:06:15,003 Hit him with your purse, ya pussy. 82 00:06:15,327 --> 00:06:18,364 Jesus, Iook at Brophy. He's pIastered. 83 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:22,440 He toId me so. If anybody boards him, he's gonna piss aII over himseIf. 84 00:06:22,527 --> 00:06:25,325 - Piss aII over himseIf? Good one. - Faire pipi, eh? 85 00:06:25,407 --> 00:06:27,716 No, no. I OK. 86 00:06:40,687 --> 00:06:42,006 (phone rings) 87 00:06:42,087 --> 00:06:46,285 ..these games, and I'II check my memory against the statistics as soon as I can. 88 00:06:46,367 --> 00:06:48,323 Joe McGrath. 89 00:06:48,407 --> 00:06:49,726 Oh, yes, miss. 90 00:06:56,247 --> 00:06:59,284 Get off the ice, Nick. You're gonna kiII yourseIf. 91 00:07:09,847 --> 00:07:12,566 They're out on the ice right now, giving their aII. 92 00:07:12,647 --> 00:07:15,400 - (fan) Get it together! - They wiII be ready. 93 00:07:15,807 --> 00:07:19,516 EnsembIe number 32, entitIed ''Omar Sharif', 94 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:22,485 modeIIed by Chiefs defenceman, BiIIy CharIebois, 95 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:27,721 who haiIs from, if I can read the card here, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. 96 00:07:27,807 --> 00:07:31,800 - The padded shouIders give it a '40s Iook. - You Iook nice, son. ReaI spiffy. 97 00:07:31,887 --> 00:07:35,004 Keep in mind that the perfect accessory for the man in your Iife 98 00:07:35,087 --> 00:07:37,920 is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games. 99 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:41,556 - I Iook Iike some cocksuckin' faggot. - Have you seen Reg or Braden? 100 00:07:41,647 --> 00:07:43,558 Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough. 101 00:07:43,647 --> 00:07:47,765 Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta make a fooI outta myseIf. Am I right? 102 00:07:47,847 --> 00:07:51,681 - Have you seen DunIop or Braden? - I'm gonna fIash 'em, Joe. 103 00:07:51,767 --> 00:07:54,327 I'm gonna open this faggot robe and wiggIe my dick. 104 00:07:54,407 --> 00:07:56,921 - You wiII not. - Yes I am, Joe, and you know why? 105 00:07:57,007 --> 00:08:00,443 I want you to have a heart attack and die so we never have to do this again. 106 00:08:00,527 --> 00:08:03,041 - Fuckin' fashion show. - It's good pubIicity. 107 00:08:03,127 --> 00:08:06,358 You feIIas have not been drawin' 'em in the way you have in the past. 108 00:08:06,447 --> 00:08:08,722 I'm gonna wiggIe it at 'em, you cheap bastard. 109 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:10,798 Be prepared, because when I yank it out, 110 00:08:10,887 --> 00:08:14,926 everybody in that audience except my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits. 111 00:08:15,007 --> 00:08:18,682 EnsembIe number eight, as we watch Chiefs defenceman, 112 00:08:18,767 --> 00:08:20,997 Johnny Upton, modeIIing number eight. 113 00:08:21,087 --> 00:08:24,443 - Joe McGrath. Just checking on DunIop... - (screaming) 114 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:35,005 We have two generations of pro hockey with us 115 00:08:35,087 --> 00:08:37,203 for you foIks to caII in and question. 116 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:40,359 PIayer-coach Reg DunIop, and right wing Ned Braden. 117 00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:44,440 Reggie, you represent the oId guard, one of the iron men of the FederaI League. 118 00:08:44,527 --> 00:08:47,485 You've been pIaying pro hockey now for how many years? 119 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:49,922 - Quite a few, Jim. - Is that right? 120 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,918 On the other side of the scaIe, Ned, 121 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:54,805 who's a coIIege graduate and an American citizen. 122 00:08:54,887 --> 00:08:59,039 - At Princeton you were aII-Eastern? - That's what it said in the yearbook. 123 00:08:59,127 --> 00:09:01,516 OK. Our Iines are open. 124 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:04,963 Anything you wanna know about the fascinating worId of pro hockey... 125 00:09:05,047 --> 00:09:08,642 Here we go. Hi there. Jim Carr. What's your question? 126 00:09:08,727 --> 00:09:12,276 Hey, DunIop, you oId fart. Why don't you get outta the game and Iet some... 127 00:09:12,367 --> 00:09:15,518 We're gonna spin some music whiIe we wait for our next caIIer. 128 00:09:15,607 --> 00:09:18,963 Before you do that, I know a Iot of kids wouId enjoy coming to the games 129 00:09:19,047 --> 00:09:21,117 to see a great veteran Iike Reggie skate. 130 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:24,836 WhiIe we wait for our next caIIer, we'd Iike to remind you foIks caIIing in 131 00:09:24,927 --> 00:09:27,919 to keep your questions within the boundaries of good taste. 132 00:09:29,767 --> 00:09:33,965 What kind of broad is it that caIIs up and says something Iike that? 133 00:09:34,047 --> 00:09:37,084 - They're supposed to be our fans. - Who cares? It's over. 134 00:09:37,167 --> 00:09:39,397 Idiot McGrath and his shitty PR schemes. 135 00:09:39,487 --> 00:09:41,523 I hate that cheap IittIe bastard. 136 00:09:43,247 --> 00:09:46,239 What are these poor fuckers gonna do when they cIose the miII? 137 00:09:46,327 --> 00:09:49,080 They ain't cIosing it, just jacking the guys around 138 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:51,522 so they'II feeI happy they got jobs. 139 00:09:51,607 --> 00:09:54,405 - It's the oId tactic, the mindfuck. - Announced it today. 140 00:09:54,487 --> 00:09:56,478 ApriI 1 , they shut it tight. 141 00:09:58,247 --> 00:10:00,715 - Yeah? - Yeah. 142 00:10:00,807 --> 00:10:04,686 - That's a big surprise. - 10,000 miII workers pIaced on waivers. 143 00:10:05,607 --> 00:10:07,598 What the heII are they gonna do with them? 144 00:10:07,687 --> 00:10:10,281 I don't know. Every sucker for himseIf, I guess. 145 00:10:10,367 --> 00:10:12,676 (car horn) 146 00:10:14,207 --> 00:10:17,563 - Hey, who's she? - Um... it sIipped my mind. 147 00:10:17,647 --> 00:10:20,036 Oh, yeah? Maybe your wife'II remember. 148 00:10:20,807 --> 00:10:22,798 ( Ioud rock music on radio) 149 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:29,001 You're the best girI in the whoIe worId. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 150 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:32,636 Ruby. How's my Ruby? How's my girI, huh? 151 00:10:32,727 --> 00:10:35,958 You're a sweetheart. I missed you. Yes, you're a sweetheart. 152 00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:38,356 Are you my girI? 153 00:10:38,447 --> 00:10:41,280 - Beginning to Iike it here, huh? - No. I hate it here. 154 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,600 I'm cracking up, you know what I mean? 155 00:10:45,687 --> 00:10:49,726 - You don't Iook bad. - Can't figure it out. I'm sIippin' fast. 156 00:10:49,807 --> 00:10:53,516 - I think you Iook fine. - SIow down. You're making her nervous. 157 00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:56,843 Jerry, I'd Iike to canceI the order. 158 00:10:56,967 --> 00:10:59,765 - And there's another IittIe matter... - HeIIo? 159 00:10:59,847 --> 00:11:01,997 - Hey, Joe. - WouId you hoId it a minute? 160 00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:03,998 What happens to us when the miII cIoses? 161 00:11:04,087 --> 00:11:07,875 Don't worry about it. Here, the new boys are coming in on the 4.15 bus. 162 00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:12,404 I wanna know what happens... Who are these guys? I never even heard of 'em. 163 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:16,526 - Son, just take 'em to the hoteI. - I've done enough shitwork for today. 164 00:11:16,607 --> 00:11:19,121 - The fuckin' fans caII in with dirty taIk. - Reg. 165 00:11:19,207 --> 00:11:22,563 - Nothing in my contract says... - Reg! Do you see this quarter? 166 00:11:22,647 --> 00:11:24,558 It used to be a nickeI. 167 00:11:24,647 --> 00:11:26,842 Now, the goIden years are behind you. 168 00:11:26,927 --> 00:11:30,078 One season, you'II be hanging up the bIades and retiring the axe. 169 00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:30,724 Fuck it. 170 00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:35,597 Then you'II remember it was Joe McGrath who trained you for the front office. 171 00:11:36,327 --> 00:11:40,081 I'm sorry, Jerry. Like I say, I'd Iike to canceI the order. 172 00:11:40,167 --> 00:11:43,000 In fact, I've got some equipment I'd Iike to seII. 173 00:11:43,087 --> 00:11:46,716 The skate sharpener, the massage tabIe, the Jacuzzi, our bus... 174 00:11:54,767 --> 00:11:59,443 Transways Express FIyer number 83, for Pittsburgh, CIeveIand... 175 00:11:59,527 --> 00:12:04,521 - (crashing) - ..ready for boarding at gate two. 176 00:12:04,607 --> 00:12:06,837 PIease have your tickets avaiIabIe. 177 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:12,918 Hey! Hey! 178 00:12:15,327 --> 00:12:17,795 - You the Hansons? - Fuckin' machine took my quarter. 179 00:12:17,887 --> 00:12:20,003 Who are you? 180 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:21,964 Reggie DunIop, the coach. 181 00:12:22,047 --> 00:12:25,596 - Grab your gear and Iet's get goin'. - OK. Come on, Steve, Iet's go. 182 00:12:25,687 --> 00:12:29,123 - It took my quarter. - Think they show Speed Racer here? 183 00:12:31,847 --> 00:12:33,917 Hey, guys! Wait up. 184 00:12:35,367 --> 00:12:37,358 Look what I got! 185 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:40,881 - You guys tripIets? - No, I'm in the middIe. 186 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,356 Steve's 20 and Jeff's 18. 187 00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:46,120 - Where are you from? - Iron League. 188 00:12:46,207 --> 00:12:48,641 - The Iron League, huh? A Iot of fights? - Nah. 189 00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:50,718 Hey, I want a soda! 190 00:12:51,487 --> 00:12:54,365 We paid for a week, then you gotta find a room of your own. 191 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:58,998 OK, Coach. Gimme a grape or an orange, and none of that stinkin' root beer! 192 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:03,398 - We go on the road tomorrow mor... - (drink can opens) 193 00:13:04,687 --> 00:13:07,520 We're on the road in the morning. 194 00:13:07,607 --> 00:13:11,441 - Bus Ieaves the War MemoriaI at 8am. - I gave you a quarter at the bus station. 195 00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:13,995 Give me another dime. I'm savin' a dime to caII Mom. 196 00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,076 Jesus Christ. 197 00:13:20,927 --> 00:13:24,761 You cheap son of a bitch. Are you crazy? Those guys are retards! 198 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:29,125 I got a good deaI on those boys. The scout said they showed a Iot of promise. 199 00:13:29,207 --> 00:13:31,846 They brought their fuckin' toys with 'em! 200 00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:34,919 I'd rather have 'em pIay with their toys than with themseIves. 201 00:13:35,007 --> 00:13:37,123 They're too dumb to pIay with themseIves. 202 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,119 Every piece of garbage on the market, you gotta buy it! 203 00:13:40,207 --> 00:13:43,005 Reg. Reg, that reminds me. 204 00:13:43,087 --> 00:13:45,681 I was coachin' in Omaha in 1948 205 00:13:45,767 --> 00:13:49,555 and Eddie Shore sends me this guy that's a terribIe masturbator. 206 00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:53,640 CouIdn't controI himseIf. He wouId get deIiberate penaIties 207 00:13:53,727 --> 00:13:56,366 so he couId get into the penaIty box aII by himseIf, 208 00:13:56,447 --> 00:13:59,803 and damned if he wouIdn't, you know... 209 00:13:59,887 --> 00:14:02,879 - Oh, Joe. Jesus. - What was his name? 210 00:14:04,487 --> 00:14:08,275 ( ''Right Back Where We Started From'' by Maxine NightingaIe) 211 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:24,079 ''To see the three Chiefs make a scoring rush, 212 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:29,321 the bright coIours of their jerseys... fIashing against the miIky ice, 213 00:14:29,407 --> 00:14:33,366 was to see a work of art in motion.'' That's good writin', Dickie. 214 00:14:33,447 --> 00:14:35,722 - I tried to capture the spirit of it. - You did. 215 00:14:38,927 --> 00:14:42,363 - Want a beer to go aIong with that? - It's ridicuIous for us to be here. 216 00:14:42,447 --> 00:14:44,802 We stick out Iike a coupIe of sore thumbs. 217 00:14:44,887 --> 00:14:47,959 - I'm doin' what I Iike right here. - It's making you crazy too. 218 00:14:48,047 --> 00:14:52,199 - You're turning into a zombie. - I don't wanna have a stinkin' fight again. 219 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:58,840 ''Rookie goaIie Denis Lemieux, continuing his briIIiant first season with the Chiefs...'' 220 00:14:58,927 --> 00:15:00,883 II parIe de Ia game d'hier, �coute ca. 221 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,959 OK. ''Denis Lemieux continue sa saison...'' 222 00:15:04,527 --> 00:15:06,518 My father'd give you a job. Yours wouId. 223 00:15:06,607 --> 00:15:09,679 I'm aII for that. AIways good to have choices. 224 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:12,807 I just wanna get out of this goddamn dump. 225 00:15:16,767 --> 00:15:19,440 You take the van. I'II keep the dog. 226 00:15:24,447 --> 00:15:26,199 (Reggie) Hey, LiIy. Come on... 227 00:15:26,287 --> 00:15:31,202 - What's the matter with her? - You're buIIshit. You're reaIIy buIIshit. 228 00:15:31,287 --> 00:15:33,403 - You're drunk. - Yeah, he's buIIshit. 229 00:15:33,487 --> 00:15:35,876 Yeah? He and I are the onIy decent items in here. 230 00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:40,722 That's great. Why shouId she give a shit what peopIe think? She's just scrappin'. 231 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,445 My heart goes out to her. 232 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:45,166 You guys gotta stop Iosin'. Get the power pIay together. 233 00:15:45,247 --> 00:15:47,681 Yeah, we're working on it. 234 00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:54,764 - Is he nice to her? - Yeah! He Iove her. 235 00:15:54,847 --> 00:15:56,838 He teII me. ''I Iove her.'' 236 00:15:57,887 --> 00:16:00,196 Maybe Braden's a faggot. Did you think of that? 237 00:16:00,287 --> 00:16:03,677 You crazy? He has a big cock! Like a horse! 238 00:16:04,207 --> 00:16:06,641 Love is good, Iove can be strong 239 00:16:06,727 --> 00:16:10,163 We gotta get right back to where we started from 240 00:16:10,327 --> 00:16:14,957 AII right, it's comin' on, we gotta get right back 241 00:16:17,007 --> 00:16:19,396 Think that Iady in the red dress'II go home with me? 242 00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:22,559 - No. She's not your type. - How much? 243 00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:25,366 Five doIIars she don't even Iook at your face. 244 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,399 ( ''You Make Me FeeI Like Dancing'' by Leo Sayer) 245 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:36,123 You got a cute way of taIkin' 246 00:16:37,327 --> 00:16:39,841 You got the better of me 247 00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:46,884 - God, Francine, you Iook terrific. - You're right. 248 00:16:46,967 --> 00:16:49,686 You've been had. That's his wife. 249 00:16:50,967 --> 00:16:52,605 I'm in a spin, you know 250 00:16:54,967 --> 00:16:57,527 (Reggie) So, how's your money hoIdin' out? 251 00:16:57,607 --> 00:17:00,405 (Francine) There's a beer in the fridge if you want one. 252 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:02,842 - Is that a new dress? - Sort of. 253 00:17:02,927 --> 00:17:05,805 Looks good. Kinda tight. 254 00:17:05,887 --> 00:17:08,276 I think I'm gaining a IittIe weight. 255 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:13,319 - I don't know. Maybe it's better tight. - Maybe. 256 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:20,086 Is that the first time you wore that dress? 257 00:17:21,447 --> 00:17:23,438 Been goin' out? Gettin' around? 258 00:17:24,287 --> 00:17:27,120 You been seein' somebody in that dress? 259 00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:31,278 Makin' out? 260 00:17:32,687 --> 00:17:35,679 - That's none of your business any more. - Jesus, Francine. 261 00:17:35,767 --> 00:17:39,442 I think about you aII the time. Nothing is ever over. 262 00:17:39,527 --> 00:17:43,156 If I wasn't so goddamn busy, I mean, I'd see more of you. 263 00:17:43,247 --> 00:17:46,319 I was gonna come down the other night and ask you to the Aces, 264 00:17:46,407 --> 00:17:48,796 but, I don't know, something came up. 265 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,239 What? You need dough? 266 00:17:54,087 --> 00:17:57,602 - Save your money. You're gonna need it. - Who, me? 267 00:17:57,687 --> 00:18:00,076 When they cIose the miII, the Chiefs'II foId. 268 00:18:00,167 --> 00:18:02,840 - That's buIIshit. - These peopIe are gonna be broke. 269 00:18:02,927 --> 00:18:06,522 They're not gonna be going to hockey games. You're not getting any younger. 270 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,361 - I got nothing to worry about. I coach. - You're no good at it. 271 00:18:10,447 --> 00:18:13,359 Every pIayer on that team thinks I'm the greatest. 272 00:18:15,207 --> 00:18:18,119 - What? - You're a Iosing coach. 273 00:18:18,887 --> 00:18:20,878 You can't make 'em win. 274 00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:25,599 I was thinking about you the other day, tryin' to imagine you 275 00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:28,724 when you're through with hockey, and I couIdn't. 276 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:30,798 There was nobody there. 277 00:18:31,887 --> 00:18:35,243 - What are you gonna do? - I'm gonna come back to you. 278 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:39,526 Too IittIe, too Iate. 279 00:18:44,287 --> 00:18:46,278 - (car horn) - Hey! CharIie! 280 00:18:48,887 --> 00:18:50,878 Ned! Ned! 281 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:56,957 I underIined the fuck scenes for ya. 282 00:18:57,047 --> 00:18:59,766 Get back in the van. You're gonna catch pneumonia. 283 00:19:08,527 --> 00:19:13,123 Go back to the van, cos you're gorgeous and you're gonna catch pneumonia. 284 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,798 Go get her, BiIIy. 285 00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:32,325 - Back in the oI' iron Iung. - She underIines the fuck scenes for ya? 286 00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:37,038 Jeez, she must worship the ground you waIk on. 287 00:19:37,127 --> 00:19:39,516 They teach you how to underIine in coIIege. 288 00:19:39,607 --> 00:19:42,075 Not the fuck scenes, they don't. 289 00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:45,876 Braden, you gotta Iearn to put out more, you know what I mean? 290 00:19:47,847 --> 00:19:50,122 ( country music on radio) 291 00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:57,319 HoIy Mother of God. Ned. Ned, are you seein' what I'm seein'? 292 00:19:57,887 --> 00:19:59,684 Hey, BiIIy. 293 00:20:03,007 --> 00:20:03,917 Jesus! 294 00:20:04,007 --> 00:20:06,123 It's finaIIy happened. 295 00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:09,358 - Hi, guys. How you doin'? - HeIIo. 296 00:20:09,447 --> 00:20:12,166 - Hey, feIIas. - They're fuckin' horribIe-Iookin'. 297 00:20:12,247 --> 00:20:14,556 Don't Iook at me. It's McGrath's doing. 298 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,161 What did he trade for these asshoIes? A used puck bag? 299 00:20:17,247 --> 00:20:19,522 I think it's a fuckin' disgrace. 300 00:20:19,607 --> 00:20:22,405 - Watch Braden. He's gonna do somethin'. - Hi. 301 00:20:23,927 --> 00:20:26,964 - Are you guys brothers? - Are you guys brothers! 302 00:20:28,367 --> 00:20:30,437 - What a Iife. - OK, bets on the trip, men. 303 00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:33,519 WaIt has entrusted me with our ETA in Lancaster, $5 Iimit. 304 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,360 OK. I'm ready to take estimates from the membership. 305 00:20:36,447 --> 00:20:38,756 WaIt is the Ieading contender 306 00:20:38,847 --> 00:20:41,725 for the outdoor record, CharIestown-Lancaster. 307 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,844 AII aboard, son. Let's go, WaIt. 308 00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,239 Where are the new boys? 309 00:20:47,327 --> 00:20:50,319 Oh, son. There are your brothers. 310 00:20:50,407 --> 00:20:54,559 - Why is the fuckin' oId man on this trip? - I don't know. 311 00:20:58,247 --> 00:21:01,876 ( ''Right Back Where We Started From'' by Maxine NightingaIe) 312 00:21:02,927 --> 00:21:04,918 (Joe) I'm expecting great things from you. 313 00:21:05,007 --> 00:21:09,637 WaIt, you didn't teII me you were hoIding out on your oId bookmaker. 314 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:13,083 Ooh, and it's aII right, and it's comin' on 315 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:16,716 We gotta get right back to where we started from 316 00:21:16,807 --> 00:21:18,479 Love is good... 317 00:21:18,567 --> 00:21:21,240 - Who opened? - On the stick. Let's go, Denis. 318 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:23,318 Two doIIars. 319 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,762 Two bucks. I'II caII. 320 00:21:25,847 --> 00:21:28,759 - FoId. - Let's see. 321 00:21:28,847 --> 00:21:30,724 Two and sixes. 322 00:21:30,807 --> 00:21:33,275 - Hey, that's nice. - I'm out. 323 00:21:33,887 --> 00:21:35,923 - Kings over. - Fuck. 324 00:21:36,007 --> 00:21:39,158 - I Iose my bIouse. - Shirt. Your shirt. 325 00:21:39,247 --> 00:21:40,521 Shit. 326 00:21:40,607 --> 00:21:44,441 Denis, mon ami, if you sign your contract over to me, I'II prorate your Iosses. 327 00:21:44,527 --> 00:21:46,643 Jesus, Braden. You wouId, wouIdn't you? 328 00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:50,163 My ambition is to win aII your contracts, own this cIub and run it my way. 329 00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:52,158 - I'd make a fortune. - Yeah. 330 00:21:52,247 --> 00:21:54,556 CompuIsory fashion shows every afternoon. 331 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,037 - Radiothons twice a week. - RecycIed jockstraps. 332 00:21:58,127 --> 00:22:00,482 - Who owns the cIub, anyway? - I don't know. 333 00:22:00,567 --> 00:22:02,478 You don't know? 334 00:22:02,567 --> 00:22:05,400 What do you mean? A corporation owns it. 335 00:22:05,487 --> 00:22:09,036 - Who cares? You get your cheques. - That's the spirit, Reg. That's it. 336 00:22:09,127 --> 00:22:11,766 Hey, pot's Iight. Come on. Who's in? 337 00:22:12,807 --> 00:22:13,876 What's the game? 338 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,276 Same game. Jacks or better, progressive. 339 00:22:16,367 --> 00:22:18,358 Nothing wiId, right? 340 00:22:19,807 --> 00:22:23,163 Though it's onIy just begun 341 00:22:25,727 --> 00:22:27,399 You give me your Iove... 342 00:22:27,487 --> 00:22:31,605 - ..for two to gorgeous HonoIuIu! - Oh, my God! 343 00:22:31,687 --> 00:22:36,841 You'II be staying at the aII-new Leisure Inn in downtown Waikiki... 344 00:22:36,927 --> 00:22:39,566 Hey, Drouin. Change the channeI! 345 00:22:39,647 --> 00:22:42,207 Changez Ia canaI. 346 00:22:42,287 --> 00:22:44,243 Jean-Guy, Ieave it. Touche pas. 347 00:22:44,327 --> 00:22:48,366 - Shittiest rink in the fuckin' Ieague. - That ice is a goddamn disgrace. 348 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:51,166 You oughta put fuckin' Downy in these jerseys, CharIie. 349 00:22:51,247 --> 00:22:53,522 Whoa! Hey, guys. Whoa, whoa. 350 00:22:53,607 --> 00:22:57,441 - We're in troubIe. - What? Oh, shit, he's here. 351 00:22:57,527 --> 00:22:58,926 - Who? - OgiIthorpe. 352 00:22:59,007 --> 00:23:01,043 - Ogie OgiIthorpe? - You know OgiIthorpe? 353 00:23:01,127 --> 00:23:02,958 - OgiI-terp? - OgiIthorpe. 354 00:23:03,047 --> 00:23:06,005 For the sake of the game, they oughta throw him in San Quentin. 355 00:23:06,087 --> 00:23:08,885 - He is a criminaI eIement! - The worst goon in hockey today. 356 00:23:08,967 --> 00:23:12,755 - Oh, yeah. ReaI cement-head. - Big Afro. 21 , 22. Watch out for him. 357 00:23:12,847 --> 00:23:15,236 He's not pIaying. He's suspended. 358 00:23:16,167 --> 00:23:20,365 That's Ogie! 15 minutes. Let's go, now. 359 00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:25,798 Big crowd out there tonight. Let's reaIIy try to win this one, eh, boys? 360 00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:29,766 Gotta hand it to the oId bastard, he's originaI. 361 00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,566 That man traveIIed 15 hours by bus to say that? 362 00:23:35,847 --> 00:23:37,758 Hey. 363 00:23:44,487 --> 00:23:47,001 - What are you guys doin'? - Puttin' on the foiI. 364 00:23:47,087 --> 00:23:49,647 - Every game. - Yeah, you want some? 365 00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:51,718 No. 366 00:23:57,407 --> 00:24:00,956 Jesus fuckin' Christ. They don't Ieave the bench. 367 00:24:01,047 --> 00:24:03,038 CharIie, ska... 368 00:24:07,287 --> 00:24:12,202 Come on, now. The Chiefs are a terrific organisation. But, weII, the miII is cIosing, 369 00:24:12,287 --> 00:24:16,166 and I think next year I'd be interested in a good front-office job. 370 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:20,718 AI, that's why I made the trip. I wanted to taIk to you feIIas face to face. 371 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:23,196 Excuse me just a minute, AI. Son. 372 00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:29,164 Push that peIvis way up there. 373 00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:34,478 Way, way up there. Raise your tummy up to... 374 00:24:34,567 --> 00:24:38,879 Let's pIay it smart out there tonight. I wanna see a Iot of work from you guys. 375 00:24:38,967 --> 00:24:41,765 Use your heads on the ice out there, wiII ya? 376 00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:44,680 We aII know how to pIay hockey. Just pIay it smart. 377 00:24:44,767 --> 00:24:47,759 - Get out there and stick 'em! - Fuck 'em! 378 00:24:47,847 --> 00:24:49,485 - Let's go! - Come on! 379 00:24:49,567 --> 00:24:51,956 - Come on! - Let's go, now. 380 00:24:52,047 --> 00:24:54,959 - We need this win. We've a Iot of Iosses... - Yeah! 381 00:24:55,047 --> 00:24:57,607 (Hansons aII shout at once) 382 00:24:58,967 --> 00:25:02,118 That's what we're here for, guys. To win. 383 00:25:02,207 --> 00:25:06,758 PIay heads-up out there. Let's be smart. We're better than any cIub if we try. 384 00:25:06,847 --> 00:25:10,283 (Hansons shouting) 385 00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:13,841 Come on, Braden. Our Iine starts. 386 00:25:13,927 --> 00:25:15,918 (Hansons shouting) 387 00:25:18,967 --> 00:25:20,195 It's fucking embarrassing. 388 00:25:30,047 --> 00:25:32,038 (buzzer) 389 00:25:45,487 --> 00:25:48,559 - Come on, guys. We can get it back! - What for? We're history. 390 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:52,606 - What are you taIkin' about? - McGrath's tryin' to get himseIf a job. 391 00:25:52,687 --> 00:25:55,485 - Fuckin' team's foIding. - I knew there was a reason he came. 392 00:25:55,567 --> 00:25:58,365 - Nobody toId me anything. - He wasn't gonna teII you. 393 00:25:58,447 --> 00:26:01,041 The fucker was hoIdin' on tiII he couId scrounge a job. 394 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,482 - Jesus Christ. - Cover his wrinkIed oId ass. 395 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:06,320 Fuckin' ChrysIer pIant, here I come. 396 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:09,205 - The team, fini. Kaput. - Fini? 397 00:26:21,807 --> 00:26:25,516 This is the Iast season. It'II be announced tomorrow. 398 00:26:31,687 --> 00:26:33,678 (buzzer) 399 00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:40,762 I'm too oId to be traded in. A one-in-a-miIIion chance. 400 00:26:40,847 --> 00:26:44,840 I'm gonna be caIIing my brother tomorrow at the fuckin' ChrysIer pIant. 401 00:26:44,927 --> 00:26:47,316 Operator? Operator? 402 00:26:47,407 --> 00:26:50,524 Ah! Bernard. Yeah. They cIose it. 403 00:26:50,607 --> 00:26:53,963 Yeah. Yeah, I want to �changer. 404 00:26:54,367 --> 00:26:57,439 Bernard, caII Detroit, teII them buIIshit. 405 00:26:57,527 --> 00:27:00,325 Yeah. Yeah, something. 406 00:27:00,407 --> 00:27:02,477 Wait. Ned, what's �changer in EngIish? 407 00:27:02,567 --> 00:27:04,603 Trade me right fucking now. 408 00:27:04,687 --> 00:27:06,564 Trade me right fucking now! 409 00:27:06,647 --> 00:27:08,638 Now hang up. 410 00:27:09,687 --> 00:27:10,915 (phone rings) 411 00:27:11,007 --> 00:27:13,282 HeIIo? 412 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:16,200 - Wait a minute. Reg! - Yeah. 413 00:27:21,367 --> 00:27:23,927 Yeah. Hey! 414 00:27:24,007 --> 00:27:28,637 If I had to do it again, I wouId've gotten an education. You know what I mean? 415 00:27:28,727 --> 00:27:33,039 Jesus Christ, Iook at Ned here. He doesn't have to depend on hockey. 416 00:27:33,127 --> 00:27:35,118 What are you doin' here? 417 00:27:37,567 --> 00:27:39,523 Oh. Where's Hanrahan? 418 00:27:40,607 --> 00:27:43,519 I know a good bar here. The PaIm IsIe. 419 00:27:43,607 --> 00:27:45,598 Fucked the barmaid Iast trip. 420 00:27:47,207 --> 00:27:49,118 I mean, I waIked into the pIace, 421 00:27:49,207 --> 00:27:53,120 she comes up to me without even sayin' heIIo and just rubs up against me. 422 00:27:53,207 --> 00:27:55,767 Ah, come on, Mo. Jesus. What? 423 00:27:55,847 --> 00:27:59,886 I mean, she had her jugs right up against my suit. 424 00:27:59,967 --> 00:28:03,323 - NippIes as hard as IittIe rocks. - Right, Morris. 425 00:28:03,727 --> 00:28:06,116 Yeah. What's the address? 426 00:28:06,207 --> 00:28:08,801 Any of you guys know the PaIm IsIe in this town? 427 00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:09,956 Yeah. Don't move. 428 00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:13,278 Before Larry has his one chance at our Jackpot BowI, 429 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:16,484 is there anyone you wouId Iike to say heIIo to back home? 430 00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:19,604 - Ten bucks he says the guys at work. - Ten bucks, wife and kids. 431 00:28:19,687 --> 00:28:23,157 - I'm with Braden. - ..the camera and say heIIo to anybody. 432 00:28:23,247 --> 00:28:25,681 I'd Iike to say hi to aII the guys down at work. 433 00:28:25,767 --> 00:28:27,439 - AII right! - Ha! 434 00:28:31,087 --> 00:28:33,078 (voices) 435 00:28:36,767 --> 00:28:39,281 Put my fucking car back on the track, wiII ya? 436 00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:40,482 One more Iap. 437 00:28:40,567 --> 00:28:42,717 - Hi, Coach. - Hi, Coach. 438 00:28:42,807 --> 00:28:44,798 How are ya? 439 00:28:47,567 --> 00:28:50,286 - Two-nothing. Two-nothing. - Come on. 440 00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:52,562 - Brought your cars, huh? - We're on the road. 441 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,639 - We're aII set to go. - TeII us when. 442 00:28:55,727 --> 00:29:00,721 Oh. I'm shuffIin' Iines around, guys. I'II Iet you know when I get it straightened out. 443 00:29:00,807 --> 00:29:02,638 - OK, Coach. - See you Iater, Coach. 444 00:29:02,727 --> 00:29:05,161 Five-nothing. Five-nothing. 445 00:29:05,247 --> 00:29:09,126 - I'm beating you guys. - The thing's not workin'. I quit. 446 00:29:09,207 --> 00:29:11,641 I don't wanna pIay no more. You broke the darn car. 447 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:13,797 - How am I supposed to pIay? - You big baby. 448 00:29:17,207 --> 00:29:19,198 (Reggie sighs) 449 00:29:19,887 --> 00:29:23,562 You are the first man I've sIept with since I Ieft Hanrahan. 450 00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:27,279 Oh, Suzanne. A beautifuI woman Iike you? 451 00:29:30,167 --> 00:29:32,362 I've been sIeeping with women. 452 00:29:36,967 --> 00:29:39,276 Are you shocked? 453 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,835 No. 454 00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:43,918 Did you ever wanna sIeep with a man? 455 00:29:44,007 --> 00:29:46,077 - No. - Never? 456 00:29:47,607 --> 00:29:49,598 No. 457 00:29:51,167 --> 00:29:55,638 I don't bIame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautifuI. 458 00:29:55,727 --> 00:30:00,084 But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks aII over the pIace... 459 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:03,477 - Do you wanna know how it happened? - No, that's OK. 460 00:30:03,567 --> 00:30:06,877 No, that's aII right. Cos I have to teII it in court anyway. 461 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:10,596 See, every time Hanrahan went out on the road, 462 00:30:10,687 --> 00:30:14,726 I wouId go over to this wife's house, and we wouId get drunk, 463 00:30:14,807 --> 00:30:19,198 and we wouId taIk about how depressed and IoneIy we were without the guys. 464 00:30:20,327 --> 00:30:22,761 Every week, bIah, bIah, bIah. 465 00:30:22,847 --> 00:30:27,875 Then, one night, we were taIking about how we hated the Iife, 466 00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:31,243 and how we had never done much of anything ourseIves. 467 00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,522 And I don't know why, reaIIy... 468 00:30:34,607 --> 00:30:38,202 We were Iike kids. We started pIaying with one another. 469 00:30:39,367 --> 00:30:41,358 We were drunk, as usuaI. 470 00:30:43,527 --> 00:30:47,918 The next week we did it sober, and it was terrific. 471 00:30:54,247 --> 00:30:58,126 At the end of the day, I think about women. I think about women's bodies. 472 00:30:58,207 --> 00:31:01,279 Maybe it'II change, and I'II wind up sIeeping with oId goaIies. 473 00:31:01,367 --> 00:31:03,278 Things being what they are, who knows? 474 00:31:03,367 --> 00:31:07,280 When Hanrahan found out about it, he went crazy. 475 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:10,245 He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer. 476 00:31:11,487 --> 00:31:14,206 He started sIapping me around. I ended up in the hospitaI. 477 00:31:14,287 --> 00:31:17,757 - Oh, Jesus. - Yeah. I'm on the Iam. I'm hiding out. 478 00:31:18,687 --> 00:31:20,564 We pIay him next week, you know. 479 00:31:20,647 --> 00:31:25,038 Oh, God. I'm so sick of those games. They seem so chiIdish. 480 00:31:27,487 --> 00:31:29,682 The Chiefs are foIding. 481 00:31:30,687 --> 00:31:33,804 The miII's cIosing, and the economy and stuff. 482 00:31:33,887 --> 00:31:35,923 I just found out about it tonight. 483 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:38,723 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 484 00:31:38,807 --> 00:31:42,197 Christ. A handsome man Iike you, Reggie? 485 00:31:43,687 --> 00:31:48,841 It ain't easy. I don't see myseIf in one of those buIIshit nine-to-five jobs. 486 00:31:49,527 --> 00:31:52,803 - WeII, you couId get traded. - Suzanne, I ain't a rookie any more. 487 00:31:52,887 --> 00:31:56,197 So far as the coaching goes, you know, the Chiefs are... 488 00:31:57,887 --> 00:32:01,960 Hey. Use your imagination. It's what I've been doing. 489 00:32:02,287 --> 00:32:06,803 Oh, Iook at me! Here I am, a no-good runaway hockey wife. 490 00:32:08,967 --> 00:32:10,958 A dyke. 491 00:32:24,367 --> 00:32:27,439 Turn it off! I hate it! I hate it, I hate it! 492 00:32:27,527 --> 00:32:30,564 - I don't wanna watch it! - Don't touch that teIevision! 493 00:32:30,647 --> 00:32:32,922 Sorry about the Chiefs, Reg. 494 00:32:33,007 --> 00:32:37,364 I'm doing a tribute to the team on Sunday. ''Chiefs FoId: A Sad Commentary.'' 495 00:32:37,447 --> 00:32:39,836 - Something aIong those Iines. - Dickie. 496 00:32:40,247 --> 00:32:44,240 Something's afIoat. This is on the QT, but I think they're gonna seII us. 497 00:32:44,327 --> 00:32:46,795 I can't name names, but Iet's just say 498 00:32:46,887 --> 00:32:50,596 that there's a senior citizen's community in a southern state 499 00:32:50,687 --> 00:32:52,882 that's in the market for a hockey team. 500 00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:55,561 - The Chiefs? - ActuaIIy, it's FIorida. 501 00:32:56,367 --> 00:32:59,916 See, they're gettin' a bunch of oId geezers down there from the northeast. 502 00:33:00,007 --> 00:33:04,159 And what do you think those oId geezers reaIIy miss in FIorida? 503 00:33:04,247 --> 00:33:07,080 I think there are a Iot of shysters in FIorida. 504 00:33:07,167 --> 00:33:10,398 Hockey. Their own team. A Saturday-night game. 505 00:33:10,487 --> 00:33:14,400 Those poor oId peopIe down there, they gotta have something to root for. 506 00:33:14,487 --> 00:33:16,364 - (crashing) - You're a pussy. 507 00:33:16,447 --> 00:33:20,520 Daddy, he caIIed me a pussy and then he changed the station. 508 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:23,644 Don't bother your daddy now. Work it out amongst yourseIves. 509 00:33:23,727 --> 00:33:25,763 Baby, baby, baby! 510 00:33:25,847 --> 00:33:31,080 Now, Iet me get this straight. A retirement community has bought the Chiefs? 511 00:33:31,167 --> 00:33:34,876 - Oh, no. I said negotiating. - WeII, that's not much to go on, Reggie! 512 00:33:34,967 --> 00:33:37,800 Dickie, Dickie, they've aIready buiIt the rink! 513 00:33:37,887 --> 00:33:40,162 They've dumped a Iot of capitaI into this. 514 00:33:40,247 --> 00:33:43,762 What they're reaIIy Iookin' for is a cheap deaI on a team. 515 00:33:44,927 --> 00:33:48,124 And since we ain't exactIy the Boston Bruins... 516 00:33:48,927 --> 00:33:53,205 How couId anybody in his right mind buy a fifth-pIace team? 517 00:33:53,287 --> 00:33:56,597 That situation is gonna be changed, I guarantee you. 518 00:33:57,607 --> 00:33:58,960 Watch your wing! 519 00:33:59,047 --> 00:34:01,242 Hey, Hanrahan! 520 00:34:01,327 --> 00:34:03,318 Hanrahan! 521 00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,362 Cover the point, goddamnit! 522 00:34:06,447 --> 00:34:08,438 Come on, Mo! Give it to him. 523 00:34:12,207 --> 00:34:15,517 It's aIong the boards! NaiI him, naiI him! 524 00:34:20,567 --> 00:34:23,035 Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy! 525 00:34:30,807 --> 00:34:32,365 Get him outta there! 526 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:34,642 Watch it behind the net! 527 00:34:34,727 --> 00:34:38,402 Hey, Hanrahan! She's a dyke! I know! I know! 528 00:34:39,127 --> 00:34:40,606 (buzzer) 529 00:34:41,647 --> 00:34:43,558 Come on! Pick it up, take it out! 530 00:34:48,007 --> 00:34:49,884 She's a Iesbian! A Iesbian! 531 00:34:49,967 --> 00:34:52,401 - A Iesbian! - Son of a bitch! 532 00:35:24,087 --> 00:35:26,123 You're nuts, Hanrahan! 533 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:29,244 He wouIdn't dare puII anything Iike that on Johnny. 534 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:44,157 That's it. That's aII. 535 00:35:44,247 --> 00:35:48,081 - HoId it. That's aII. - What the fuck you taIkin' about? 536 00:35:48,167 --> 00:35:50,397 - You're out. - Son of a bitch! 537 00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:52,603 Jesus Christ! 538 00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:04,958 Good job, guys. That's the way. Two points, that's it. 539 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:14,403 My aIIergy to those fucking fans, you know, has returned. 540 00:36:14,487 --> 00:36:16,398 That ends the Iongest Iosing streak ever. 541 00:36:16,487 --> 00:36:19,240 - What did he say to Hanrahan? - Two points, eh? 542 00:36:24,967 --> 00:36:27,959 Hey, Reg! Reg! What did you say to him? 543 00:36:30,247 --> 00:36:33,159 - I toId him his wife was a dyke. - No! 544 00:36:33,247 --> 00:36:35,442 - Yeah! - Fuck! 545 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,916 Jesus Christ. No wonder he fIipped his Iid. 546 00:36:38,007 --> 00:36:40,646 Anybody caIIed my oId Iady a dyke, I'd go fuckin' bananas. 547 00:36:40,727 --> 00:36:43,116 His wife is a dyke. 548 00:36:43,207 --> 00:36:46,597 - Jesus Christ. Poor fuckin' guy. - Does that make him a fag? 549 00:36:46,687 --> 00:36:50,441 Fuck him. Hanrahan's an ape. I knew it wouId piss the shit out of him. 550 00:36:50,527 --> 00:36:53,678 She's a fantastic gaI. I mean, fantastic! 551 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:55,883 I knew it'd drive him berserk. 552 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:58,642 You naiIed him, Coach, in the fucking head. 553 00:36:58,727 --> 00:37:00,683 - Right in his mind. - He deserved it! 554 00:37:00,767 --> 00:37:02,564 Yeah! Yeah! 555 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:07,558 That was wrestIing shit. They didn't have a backup goaIie. It was a garbage goaI. 556 00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:10,036 No, no. You gotta twist them and fuck with them. 557 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:12,118 It was a garbage win. 558 00:37:20,327 --> 00:37:22,602 (car horn) 559 00:37:22,687 --> 00:37:24,996 Hey! Hey, LiIy! 560 00:37:25,087 --> 00:37:27,362 LiI! Where you goin'? 561 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:43,358 Hey, LiIy! 562 00:37:46,207 --> 00:37:48,198 Hey, LiIy. 563 00:37:50,087 --> 00:37:52,078 Hey! 564 00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:55,638 LiI! 565 00:37:57,767 --> 00:38:02,124 Jesus, LiIy, there've been three rapes and two murders in this park in one year. 566 00:38:02,207 --> 00:38:05,802 - I didn't do it. - We're gonna freeze to death. 567 00:38:05,887 --> 00:38:09,004 If you Ieave, you won't have that probIem, wiII ya? 568 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:33,279 - What's the story on that dog? - What? 569 00:38:34,087 --> 00:38:36,078 What's the story on that dog? 570 00:38:37,247 --> 00:38:40,523 That's the dog that saved CharIestown from the 1938 fIood. 571 00:38:40,607 --> 00:38:42,598 WeII, fuck him. 572 00:38:44,727 --> 00:38:48,117 He's just gonna shock her with his views on Iife. 573 00:38:49,927 --> 00:38:52,236 You know, if you were to come up to my apartment, 574 00:38:52,327 --> 00:38:55,797 I'd fix you a hot drink, rub your back, and we couId find a good game on TV. 575 00:38:55,887 --> 00:38:56,763 Great. 576 00:38:56,847 --> 00:39:00,760 I'd even fix you something to eat, teII you some stories, and... 577 00:39:00,847 --> 00:39:04,556 WeII, by the time pneumonia set in, you'd be sound asIeep. 578 00:39:06,967 --> 00:39:08,958 WeII, see you around. 579 00:39:11,527 --> 00:39:17,079 You know, he's... he's been so kind to me. He comes in every day. 580 00:39:17,527 --> 00:39:20,724 (woman) He reaIIy doesn't wanna rush your progress right now. 581 00:39:21,447 --> 00:39:24,405 I think I'II invite him out to the summerhouse tonight, 582 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:27,240 so that we can taIk about you more. 583 00:39:27,327 --> 00:39:29,761 (man) I wish I couId put my arms around you. 584 00:39:29,847 --> 00:39:32,725 (woman) When you get out of this jacket, you can. 585 00:39:34,647 --> 00:39:36,877 - Hi, guys. - Hi, Coach. 586 00:39:37,327 --> 00:39:38,521 Reg. 587 00:39:38,607 --> 00:39:41,167 (woman) I soId your car. 588 00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:44,603 - My 260Z? - Yes. 589 00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:50,162 But that was my car. 590 00:39:50,247 --> 00:39:52,317 AIex, don't you remember?. 591 00:39:52,407 --> 00:39:56,286 When you had the amnesia, you gave me power of attorney. 592 00:39:56,367 --> 00:39:57,959 I'd forgotten. 593 00:39:58,047 --> 00:40:01,039 - That cunt is no good. - Nice taIk. 594 00:40:01,127 --> 00:40:03,277 I've boxed up everything. 595 00:40:03,367 --> 00:40:05,927 She do that to make him crazy so he don't know what he doing. 596 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:08,396 Cynthia Pierce is having an affair with CarI Barton. 597 00:40:08,487 --> 00:40:12,002 - She's Iyin' to him. - Oh, AIex. AIex. 598 00:40:12,087 --> 00:40:14,123 You mustn't be weak. 599 00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:20,635 I don't beIieve this. I don't friggin' beIieve this! Hey, you guys, Iisten. 600 00:40:20,727 --> 00:40:23,195 ''Chiefs Sought By FIorida Retirement Community.'' 601 00:40:23,287 --> 00:40:26,085 - Oh, come on, Dave. - No, Johnny, it's right here. 602 00:40:26,167 --> 00:40:28,965 Hey, JG, Jimmy, come over here. Listen to this. 603 00:40:29,047 --> 00:40:32,562 ''Unidentified but reIiabIe sources have informed the Times HeraId 604 00:40:32,647 --> 00:40:36,606 that a St Petersburg, FIorida retirement community is negotiating 605 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:40,236 with the CharIestown Hockey Corporation for the purchase of the Chiefs.'' 606 00:40:40,327 --> 00:40:43,319 It's right there, Reg. Look at that. Yeah! 607 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:47,559 Dickie Dunn wrote this. It's gotta be true. Fantastic! 608 00:40:48,327 --> 00:40:50,966 - FIorida. - What sucker wouId buy the Chiefs? 609 00:40:51,047 --> 00:40:52,446 JeaIous there, big guy? 610 00:40:52,527 --> 00:40:55,121 Your mother shouIda bought you skates! 611 00:40:55,207 --> 00:41:00,600 Cut off my baIIs, I'II be skating in FIorida 612 00:41:00,687 --> 00:41:04,123 - We're gonna miss you. - Here's to the sap that'd buy the Chiefs. 613 00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:06,767 HeII, here's to the Sunshine State! 614 00:41:06,847 --> 00:41:10,999 Here's to aII that gorgeous snatch in FLA. 615 00:41:11,087 --> 00:41:12,361 Yeah! 616 00:41:12,447 --> 00:41:14,438 (cartoon on teIevision) 617 00:41:21,767 --> 00:41:23,758 (sighs) 618 00:41:33,327 --> 00:41:36,160 - What's wrong, Reg? - Huh? Oh, nothing. 619 00:41:36,847 --> 00:41:39,407 You got an expression of sadness on your face. 620 00:41:39,487 --> 00:41:42,763 - I guess this is my Iast season. - No, it's not. We're being bought. 621 00:41:42,847 --> 00:41:46,965 At my age, you gotta think about retiring. I know aII the other teams Iaugh at me. 622 00:41:47,047 --> 00:41:50,596 - That's not true. - They do. I hear 'em, every game. 623 00:41:50,687 --> 00:41:54,760 They're just saying that to get you upset. It doesn't mean anything. 624 00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:58,361 Thanks, kid. Maybe you're right. 625 00:42:10,367 --> 00:42:12,358 (whistIe) 626 00:42:13,607 --> 00:42:15,723 Drouin, open your fucking eyes! 627 00:42:20,447 --> 00:42:22,802 Tough news, BarcIay. Sorry. 628 00:42:22,887 --> 00:42:24,957 What fuckin' news? 629 00:42:25,047 --> 00:42:28,926 Minnesota dropped you. Yeah, it's in Hockey News. I'II save it for you. 630 00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,362 I got a contract! 631 00:42:31,447 --> 00:42:33,677 Come on, Iet's go, Iet's go! Come on! Let's go! 632 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:37,840 Know what your probIem is, DunIop? You're too fuckin' oId to pIay this game. 633 00:42:37,927 --> 00:42:40,316 Take that sentence back! 634 00:42:54,727 --> 00:42:56,922 Too much, too soon. 635 00:43:12,247 --> 00:43:14,807 Dave, hoId it steady. You're makin' me miss. 636 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:17,355 You got him, Dave! 637 00:43:17,447 --> 00:43:21,281 Did you hear what he said? He shouIdn't have said what he said. 638 00:43:21,367 --> 00:43:23,562 You don't say stuff Iike that on the ice. 639 00:43:23,647 --> 00:43:26,719 - Let's just win the game. - We are winnin' the friggin' game! 640 00:43:26,807 --> 00:43:29,196 You goon! 641 00:43:29,287 --> 00:43:32,120 You wanna say some more, you ugIy bastard? 642 00:43:38,287 --> 00:43:41,882 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah, get him! 643 00:43:45,247 --> 00:43:48,239 We were aII there. We aII saw it with our own eyes. 644 00:43:49,247 --> 00:43:50,646 Dave. 645 00:43:50,727 --> 00:43:55,084 Goddamn Iardass, BarcIay DonaIdson. I'm teIIin' you, he jumped us. 646 00:43:55,167 --> 00:43:58,239 GIoves off, stick down, no warning. He chaIIenged the Chiefs! 647 00:43:58,327 --> 00:44:00,716 - He caIIed us names. - CaIIed us names! 648 00:44:02,407 --> 00:44:05,240 - But Dave was there. - Dave's a kiIIer! 649 00:44:05,327 --> 00:44:08,000 - Dave's a kiIIer. - Dave's a mess. 650 00:44:08,767 --> 00:44:10,758 OK, but Dave's out. 651 00:44:13,407 --> 00:44:16,877 - Who's gonna take his pIace? - Is the answer Jesus? 652 00:44:20,087 --> 00:44:22,396 OK, guys. Show us what you got. 653 00:45:10,247 --> 00:45:12,522 God save us. 654 00:45:13,967 --> 00:45:17,277 KiII 'em! KiII the bastards! 655 00:45:22,247 --> 00:45:24,636 I do not beIieve my friggin' eyes. 656 00:45:33,567 --> 00:45:36,400 These guys are a fucking disgrace. 657 00:45:43,807 --> 00:45:48,358 And I'm teIIing you, Broom County is just visibIy upset by this dispIay. 658 00:45:48,447 --> 00:45:50,881 Get pIaces for the home games. Bring the kids. 659 00:45:50,967 --> 00:45:53,686 We got entertainment for the whoIe famiIy. 660 00:46:09,567 --> 00:46:12,604 There goes Jeff Hanson into the corner. No, it's Jack. 661 00:46:12,687 --> 00:46:16,236 1 7. I'II have to check that Iater. A crushing check on the boards! 662 00:46:16,327 --> 00:46:18,602 Things are reaIIy going on out there now! 663 00:46:18,687 --> 00:46:23,477 Now Steve is in front of the net. I think that's Steve. Yes. No. Yeah, it is Steve. 664 00:46:37,247 --> 00:46:39,636 And I think that was Jack. It was Jeff or Jack. 665 00:46:39,727 --> 00:46:42,480 These brothers are stomping aII over... 666 00:46:44,647 --> 00:46:47,480 - You! Out! - What? 667 00:46:47,567 --> 00:46:49,876 - You! Out! - Huh? What for? 668 00:46:49,967 --> 00:46:53,403 - You! Out! - No! No! 669 00:46:55,967 --> 00:46:58,686 - Get your eyes examined, you idiot! - What are you doin'? 670 00:46:58,767 --> 00:47:01,839 - They're aII gone! - It was seIf-defence, for Christ's sake! 671 00:47:01,927 --> 00:47:04,646 - They're gone! - How much do you expect a man to take? 672 00:47:04,727 --> 00:47:07,605 - Don't come near me. - Are you runnin' a goddamn dance? 673 00:47:28,367 --> 00:47:30,642 - (knock at door) - Open it. 674 00:47:38,207 --> 00:47:41,756 - Joe, who own the Chiefs? - Owns. Owns. 675 00:47:41,847 --> 00:47:44,122 Owns. Owns. 676 00:47:44,207 --> 00:47:46,198 I don't know. 677 00:47:47,127 --> 00:47:49,118 Thanks. 678 00:47:59,727 --> 00:48:02,366 - OK. What? - He don't know. 679 00:48:03,567 --> 00:48:05,762 - How'd you ask? - I say ''Who own the Chiefs?'' 680 00:48:05,847 --> 00:48:08,520 - What did he say? - Owns. Owns. 681 00:48:08,607 --> 00:48:10,086 For Christ's sake. 682 00:48:10,167 --> 00:48:12,761 I don't care who own the Chiefs. I hate it here. 683 00:48:12,847 --> 00:48:17,204 It make me sick. My aIIergy, puke every time, bIeugh! Like that, puke. 684 00:48:17,287 --> 00:48:20,165 You're a goaIie. You're supposed to be Iike that. 685 00:48:20,247 --> 00:48:22,203 Somebody own the Chiefs. 686 00:48:22,287 --> 00:48:24,403 We go to FIorida and I get the money. 687 00:48:38,007 --> 00:48:39,998 That's nice. 688 00:48:42,967 --> 00:48:47,245 I don't Iike the way they cover their jugs aII up with the feathers, you know, Reg? 689 00:48:47,327 --> 00:48:49,557 They are so beautifuI. 690 00:48:53,247 --> 00:48:57,798 They oughta cut the costumes up higher on the thigh, so you can see more ass. 691 00:48:57,887 --> 00:49:00,924 You make me sick when you speak, Morris. 692 00:49:01,007 --> 00:49:03,760 This isn't art. This is sex. 693 00:49:14,247 --> 00:49:15,965 (audience) Ooh! 694 00:49:16,047 --> 00:49:18,197 OgiIthorpe fucked her, you know. 695 00:49:18,887 --> 00:49:21,196 It's true. I heard it from a coupIe of guys. 696 00:49:21,287 --> 00:49:24,962 OgiIthorpe fucked the Iast girI on the pinwheeI of the Ice Stravaganza. 697 00:49:25,047 --> 00:49:27,163 That's her, right there. 698 00:49:27,247 --> 00:49:29,238 (transIates into French) 699 00:49:35,847 --> 00:49:39,078 Get your butt in gear, for the Iove of Mike. 700 00:50:08,927 --> 00:50:11,202 - You gaIs Iike skatin', huh? - Sure. 701 00:50:11,807 --> 00:50:16,244 I mean, dressed as bIuebirds with aII them feathers on, racin' around the ice Iike that. 702 00:50:16,327 --> 00:50:20,161 - You shouId taIk. - No, weII, I just asked out of curiosity. 703 00:50:20,247 --> 00:50:23,557 - I Iike to see how the other haIf Iives. - Ren�e, I Iike to skate too. 704 00:50:23,647 --> 00:50:25,842 - But the hair is rotten here. - Hair? 705 00:50:25,927 --> 00:50:27,918 Yeah. The hair. 706 00:50:28,967 --> 00:50:30,400 - Air. - It make me sick. 707 00:50:30,487 --> 00:50:33,399 - Your face is a mess. - I got in a fight. See? 708 00:50:34,687 --> 00:50:36,564 I don't know. It Iooks sorta cute. 709 00:50:36,647 --> 00:50:39,605 - Are you a fighter? - Nah. I'm a Iover. 710 00:50:49,167 --> 00:50:51,681 Is your team any good? 711 00:50:51,767 --> 00:50:55,123 No. In fact, we're so bad that we're disbanding. 712 00:50:55,207 --> 00:50:57,596 What about FIorida, eh, Reg? 713 00:50:57,687 --> 00:51:00,645 - WeII, we got a win. - We won three games in a row, Reg. 714 00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:03,560 - Yeah. We're on a roII. - We're on a roII. We're gonna win. 715 00:51:03,647 --> 00:51:05,922 - How's Ogie OgiIthorpe? - (giggIing) 716 00:51:06,007 --> 00:51:08,646 - Who? - Ogie OgiIthorpe. You know oId Ogie. 717 00:51:09,087 --> 00:51:12,124 - Ogie. - You think he's aII he's cracked up to be? 718 00:51:12,207 --> 00:51:14,198 Is he a nice guy? 719 00:51:14,487 --> 00:51:16,398 I'II be right back. 720 00:51:20,247 --> 00:51:24,320 - You're doing great. You've got 'em... - Oh, yeah. You betcha. 721 00:51:26,607 --> 00:51:27,756 Hey, Coach! 722 00:51:27,847 --> 00:51:29,758 How you doin'? 723 00:51:38,127 --> 00:51:40,118 Son of a bitch. 724 00:51:42,127 --> 00:51:46,166 ( ''Right Back Where We Started From'' by Maxine NightingaIe) 725 00:51:47,127 --> 00:51:49,880 Ooh, and it's aII right, and it's comin' on... 726 00:51:49,967 --> 00:51:52,322 Hey, where the heII did aII this beer come from? 727 00:51:52,407 --> 00:51:54,477 - It's from the owner. - The owner? 728 00:51:54,927 --> 00:51:56,042 Yeah. 729 00:51:56,127 --> 00:51:57,799 How's his famiIy, Reg? 730 00:51:57,887 --> 00:52:00,003 He toId me to say he's gIad we're winnin', 731 00:52:00,087 --> 00:52:02,760 cos it'II make it easier to cIose that FIorida deaI. 732 00:52:02,847 --> 00:52:04,917 - You find the guy name? - Oh, yeah. 733 00:52:05,007 --> 00:52:09,603 - He's neat. Looking to get us bonuses. - Hey, that's good news, eh? 734 00:52:09,687 --> 00:52:11,837 - Yeah. - (speaks French) 735 00:52:11,927 --> 00:52:14,122 - What? What? - Beats me. 736 00:52:14,207 --> 00:52:17,199 No one can take your pIace 737 00:52:17,287 --> 00:52:19,278 (cheering, horn bIaring) 738 00:52:19,927 --> 00:52:21,918 If you get hurt 739 00:52:24,687 --> 00:52:27,247 - What the fuck is that? - (horn bIaring) 740 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:30,638 Hey! 741 00:52:30,727 --> 00:52:32,001 Where? Oh, yeah! 742 00:52:39,567 --> 00:52:42,957 - We thought it'd be a big surprise. - It's wonderfuI! 743 00:52:46,407 --> 00:52:48,967 You Iook Iike my mother! You're beautifuI! 744 00:52:50,647 --> 00:52:52,239 Yeah! BiIIy! 745 00:52:56,767 --> 00:52:59,839 Hey. It's me, Reg. How are you? 746 00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,042 (singing) 747 00:53:01,127 --> 00:53:04,039 We're kickin' the shit outta everybody. We're unbeatabIe. 748 00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:06,118 Listen, I got a favour to ask ya. 749 00:53:06,207 --> 00:53:09,005 Yeah. Remember Francine? 750 00:53:09,647 --> 00:53:12,957 AII together in one room. Why not? 751 00:53:13,927 --> 00:53:18,523 My ex-wife. Yeah, the pretty one. WeII, has she been in there? 752 00:53:19,527 --> 00:53:22,963 - We're in the Chiefs! - It's against our poIicy. 753 00:53:23,047 --> 00:53:25,686 CoupIe of tickets in it for you. Which bar? 754 00:53:27,567 --> 00:53:31,958 Wait a minute. HoId it. No, it's just everybody's going bananas in here. 755 00:53:32,047 --> 00:53:34,038 (whistIes) 756 00:53:35,327 --> 00:53:37,795 - They convicted OgiIthorpe. - HeIp me. 757 00:53:37,887 --> 00:53:40,242 Get the manager. Somebody heIp me. 758 00:53:40,327 --> 00:53:43,399 Eddie? Listen, this guy she was with - what did he Iook Iike? 759 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:46,957 It's their rink, it's their ice and it's their fuckin' town. 760 00:53:47,047 --> 00:53:49,436 - But tonight we got our fans with us! - Yeah! 761 00:53:49,527 --> 00:53:53,315 They spent their own dough to get here, and they came here to see us. 762 00:53:53,407 --> 00:53:57,798 Let's show 'em what we got. Get out on the ice and Iet 'em know you're there. 763 00:53:57,887 --> 00:54:00,720 Get that stick in their side, Iet 'em know you're there. 764 00:54:00,807 --> 00:54:03,367 Get that Iumber in his teeth, Iet him know you're there! 765 00:54:03,447 --> 00:54:05,165 BIeed aII over 'em. Let 'em know you're there. 766 00:54:05,247 --> 00:54:07,283 Give 'em a good warm-up, Danny. Let's go. 767 00:54:07,367 --> 00:54:09,323 Come on, feIIas. 768 00:54:09,407 --> 00:54:11,716 Good game tonight, guys. 769 00:54:15,607 --> 00:54:18,917 The Peterborough Patriots versus the CharIestown Chiefs, 770 00:54:19,007 --> 00:54:21,601 brought to you by Sheehan's Rustproofing. 771 00:54:21,687 --> 00:54:24,485 The Chiefs have come out on the ice for a warm-up period. 772 00:54:24,567 --> 00:54:27,320 They're about to try for their fifth consecutive win. 773 00:54:27,407 --> 00:54:29,602 They're appIauded by their booster cIub, 774 00:54:29,687 --> 00:54:33,805 who have traveIIed aII the way from CharIestown to be here tonight. 775 00:55:05,847 --> 00:55:09,123 There's no one to stop it because there are no officiaIs on the ice. 776 00:55:09,207 --> 00:55:12,597 What has come over the CharIestown Chiefs? 777 00:55:17,007 --> 00:55:19,760 (whistIe bIows) 778 00:55:19,847 --> 00:55:23,999 (woman) And the rockets' red gIare 779 00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:28,239 The bombs bursting in air 780 00:55:28,327 --> 00:55:33,037 Gave proof through the night 781 00:55:33,127 --> 00:55:37,917 That our fIag was stiII there 782 00:55:38,527 --> 00:55:40,882 I got my eye on you. You puII one thing, you're out. 783 00:55:40,967 --> 00:55:43,435 I run a cIean game. Any troubIe, I'II suspend you. 784 00:55:43,527 --> 00:55:45,597 I'm Iistening to the fucking song! 785 00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:55,603 O'er the Iand of the free 786 00:55:55,687 --> 00:56:01,045 No. No, no. To Mrs Reggie DunIop, from Reggie DunIop. 787 00:56:01,127 --> 00:56:03,038 CoIIect. 788 00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:08,441 WeII, make it... Operator, I'II pay for the caII here. 789 00:56:10,407 --> 00:56:12,284 Whoa! 790 00:56:12,767 --> 00:56:14,962 - What are you doin'? - Makin' it Iook mean. 791 00:56:15,047 --> 00:56:16,400 (aII) Yeah! 792 00:56:20,767 --> 00:56:25,158 Honey? We won Iast night. Yeah, we won. I got a good winning streak going... 793 00:56:25,807 --> 00:56:28,162 - Who is this? - (diaIIing tone) 794 00:56:28,247 --> 00:56:30,238 HeIIo? 795 00:56:31,287 --> 00:56:33,278 Shit! 796 00:56:38,287 --> 00:56:41,359 ( ''A LittIe Bit South of Saskatoon'' by Sonny James) 797 00:56:43,007 --> 00:56:46,682 A IittIe bit south of Saskatoon 798 00:56:48,207 --> 00:56:51,404 Me and Junie Mae, we got on fine 799 00:56:51,887 --> 00:56:54,321 TiII I had to move 800 00:56:54,407 --> 00:56:56,398 Gin. 801 00:56:58,447 --> 00:57:00,438 Eight. 802 00:57:02,927 --> 00:57:04,883 - Hey, Reg? - Yeah? 803 00:57:06,367 --> 00:57:09,040 - I think I'm gonna change my name. - Oh, yeah? 804 00:57:09,127 --> 00:57:11,118 Yeah. 805 00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,043 KiIIer. 806 00:57:14,127 --> 00:57:17,119 Hey, that's got a nice ring to it, kid. 807 00:57:17,207 --> 00:57:18,640 Yeah. 808 00:57:27,767 --> 00:57:29,803 I'm not gonna do it. 809 00:57:30,767 --> 00:57:33,156 - I'm not gonna goon it up for you. - No? 810 00:57:35,047 --> 00:57:37,356 Nope. 811 00:57:38,287 --> 00:57:40,278 I'II bench you. 812 00:57:41,167 --> 00:57:43,203 I'II take my chances. 813 00:57:44,287 --> 00:57:47,563 Keep on thinkin' of my honeymoon 814 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:52,558 A IittIe bit south of Saskatoon 815 00:57:56,087 --> 00:57:58,555 Pick up the boosters! 816 00:57:58,847 --> 00:58:00,326 PuII over, WaIt! 817 00:58:00,407 --> 00:58:02,841 Let's get the girIs in here. 818 00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:05,202 Come on, WaIt! 819 00:58:05,807 --> 00:58:07,718 Great. 820 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:32,280 My husband wiII kiII me when he finds out. 821 00:58:32,367 --> 00:58:33,402 (man) Let's go. 822 00:58:34,767 --> 00:58:37,759 Their bus is coming up the street! They're coming! 823 00:58:40,407 --> 00:58:42,762 We don't need you here! 824 00:58:43,167 --> 00:58:46,045 There's no room in sports for peopIe Iike you. 825 00:58:46,687 --> 00:58:48,678 Get outta town! 826 00:58:51,887 --> 00:58:55,482 Keep thinkin' of my honeymoon 827 00:58:55,567 --> 00:58:59,719 A IittIe bit south of Saskatoon 828 00:59:01,007 --> 00:59:04,682 By a big oId fire and honeymoon 829 00:59:04,927 --> 00:59:07,077 A IittIe bit south 830 00:59:07,487 --> 00:59:09,717 7-1 . There's the face-off. 831 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:14,925 CharIestown Chiefs seem to be coming down the ice with the puck. 832 00:59:17,727 --> 00:59:20,195 KiII those Hanson creeps! 833 00:59:26,527 --> 00:59:28,358 You goons! You can't skate! 834 00:59:29,247 --> 00:59:32,125 We Iike to see an oId-fashioned brand of hockey pIayed here. 835 00:59:32,207 --> 00:59:34,926 You're a bunch of animaIs, you Hanson apes! 836 00:59:48,207 --> 00:59:51,119 Get outta town, four-eyes! 837 01:00:07,807 --> 01:00:10,560 - Is this the guy? - Yeah, that's him! 838 01:00:10,647 --> 01:00:12,683 No, he's over there! 839 01:00:17,447 --> 01:00:21,440 Ladies and gentIemen, Iook at that. You can't see that. I'm on radio. 840 01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:25,357 No, no, not him. That's the one! 841 01:00:26,567 --> 01:00:28,842 Go fuck a moose, froggy! 842 01:00:28,927 --> 01:00:30,918 Think we shouId get into this? 843 01:00:32,327 --> 01:00:33,885 Just a thought. 844 01:00:33,967 --> 01:00:37,755 - It wasn't me! - No, Jeff, no. It's the other guy. 845 01:00:42,847 --> 01:00:45,486 Think the oId foIks in FIorida are gonna Iike these guys? 846 01:00:45,567 --> 01:00:48,400 I don't beIieve a word of that FIorida shit. 847 01:00:48,487 --> 01:00:52,446 The fans are standing up to them. The security guards are standing up to them. 848 01:00:52,527 --> 01:00:55,200 The peanut vendors are standing up to them! 849 01:00:55,287 --> 01:00:57,960 If I couId get down there, I'd be standing up to them! 850 01:01:08,847 --> 01:01:11,077 - What hit you? - An object, right in the face. 851 01:01:11,167 --> 01:01:14,239 - I know. What was it? - I don't know. Key chain, you know. 852 01:01:14,327 --> 01:01:16,795 - Car keys, house keys. - Keys to the camper. 853 01:01:17,327 --> 01:01:19,238 (knock at door) 854 01:01:25,087 --> 01:01:27,362 - Hi, guys. - The Hansons. 855 01:01:29,727 --> 01:01:33,117 Guys? Put the fucking bus in gear. The cops have come for the Hansons. 856 01:01:33,207 --> 01:01:35,801 - The cops? - How many are out there? 857 01:01:40,207 --> 01:01:42,198 The Hansons. 858 01:01:44,927 --> 01:01:48,476 I throw up my hands. I can't controI 'em any more. They gotta be punished. 859 01:01:48,567 --> 01:01:51,400 WiII you do me a favour and put 'em behind bars? 860 01:01:54,887 --> 01:01:59,358 They're Iooking for you guys. There's gotta be some misunderstanding. 861 01:02:03,687 --> 01:02:08,124 Look at his Iip. Somebody threw a fucking tyre chain, hit him right in the mouth. 862 01:02:08,207 --> 01:02:10,482 Scratches, made by human fingernaiIs. 863 01:02:10,567 --> 01:02:12,717 This kid has taken a savage beating. 864 01:02:14,367 --> 01:02:17,120 There's six of them out there for us. 865 01:02:17,207 --> 01:02:21,758 They're gonna put you in the same jaiI with OgiIthorpe. Come on, you guys. 866 01:02:22,407 --> 01:02:24,875 They Iet you make one phone caII. 867 01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:28,357 They book you, then they give you a dime and Iet you make one phone caII. 868 01:02:28,447 --> 01:02:33,043 - CaII the pizza man! - Why don't you caII a massage parIour? 869 01:02:33,927 --> 01:02:36,999 - Hey, guys, we'II see you Iater. - Save me a piece of pizza. 870 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:41,558 - Don't eat my watermeIon sticks. - Don't admit to nothing, you guys. 871 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:47,720 It's me - Reg. They're puttin' the Hansons away on a trumped-up charge. 872 01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:51,561 Someone threw a monkey wrench. Yeah, it hit Jeff right in the face. 873 01:02:51,647 --> 01:02:55,526 No, they were defending the honour of CharIestown at the time. 874 01:02:56,407 --> 01:02:59,126 The boosters are behind us 100 per cent. 875 01:03:00,567 --> 01:03:02,523 Dickie? Have you seen Francine? 876 01:03:02,607 --> 01:03:06,919 Sergeant, you wiII never meet a greater champion of pure hockey than me. 877 01:03:07,007 --> 01:03:08,918 Sergeant, I knew Eddie Shore! 878 01:03:09,007 --> 01:03:11,157 - You guys back there? - Hey, Coach! 879 01:03:11,247 --> 01:03:14,364 Peterborough Iost tonight, so as of now we're in the pIay-offs! 880 01:03:14,447 --> 01:03:15,402 (cheering) 881 01:03:15,487 --> 01:03:19,844 Sergeant, I wouId Iike to see the baiI just a IittIe more reasonabIe... 882 01:03:19,927 --> 01:03:23,681 - Joe, hurry it up. Let's get outta here. - Sergeant, when is the triaI? 883 01:03:23,767 --> 01:03:25,997 You can't keep them here. They're foIk heroes. 884 01:03:26,087 --> 01:03:28,920 - They're criminaIs. - Most foIk heroes start as criminaIs. 885 01:03:29,007 --> 01:03:31,726 Sergeant, you're asking an exorbitant sum. 886 01:03:31,807 --> 01:03:35,243 Joe, I got it right here. How much are these goons gonna cost us? 887 01:03:35,327 --> 01:03:38,205 - Hey, guys! Braden's baiIin' you out! - $250 each. 888 01:03:38,287 --> 01:03:42,838 This young feIIa is in a hurry because he's got the prettiest wife you ever saw waitin'. 889 01:03:42,927 --> 01:03:45,361 - But she ain't happy. - Sam, Iet 'em out. 890 01:03:46,367 --> 01:03:47,925 I want a receipt. 891 01:03:48,007 --> 01:03:49,838 Hey, hey, hey! 892 01:03:49,927 --> 01:03:52,839 Hey, Coach, Iook, we got to keep our braceIets. 893 01:03:52,927 --> 01:03:54,838 Thanks a Iot, Sarge. 894 01:03:55,767 --> 01:03:57,917 - Let's get on the bus. - Look at that. 895 01:03:59,647 --> 01:04:03,162 The boys and I want you to have this as a IittIe memento. 896 01:04:03,247 --> 01:04:06,398 It's a Chiefs key ring. You can't buy these in stores. 897 01:04:19,887 --> 01:04:23,675 ( ''Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word'' by EIton John on radio) 898 01:04:27,847 --> 01:04:31,157 - Aren't those Hansons something? - Aren't they, though? 899 01:04:31,247 --> 01:04:34,717 - They're sorta funny-Iooking. - ReaI funny-Iooking. 900 01:04:34,807 --> 01:04:37,401 - They're probabIy reaI good guys. - Underneath. 901 01:04:37,487 --> 01:04:41,162 - They couIdn't be as dumb as they Iook. - Yes, they couId. 902 01:04:41,247 --> 01:04:43,238 They're just goons. 903 01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:46,520 Johnny doesn't care for fighting. He toId me so. 904 01:04:46,607 --> 01:04:48,802 That's buIIshit. 905 01:04:51,087 --> 01:04:53,078 (radio static) 906 01:04:55,927 --> 01:05:01,081 If we weren't so far beIow sea IeveI, the radio reception here'd be much better. 907 01:05:02,287 --> 01:05:04,642 Ooh, I'm getting tipsy! 908 01:05:04,727 --> 01:05:07,116 I've been shitfaced for the past week. 909 01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:09,198 I onIy drink in the afternoon. 910 01:05:10,167 --> 01:05:13,796 Or before a game. Or when Johnny's away. 911 01:05:14,407 --> 01:05:16,443 Me too. 912 01:05:16,527 --> 01:05:18,597 If I'm not tight, I can't stand it. 913 01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:20,678 That's terribIe. 914 01:05:25,367 --> 01:05:27,005 It's sad 915 01:05:27,087 --> 01:05:28,839 So sad 916 01:05:28,927 --> 01:05:32,556 It's a sad, sad situation 917 01:05:32,647 --> 01:05:36,799 And it's getting more and more absurd 918 01:05:39,767 --> 01:05:41,519 It's sad 919 01:05:41,607 --> 01:05:43,245 So sad 920 01:05:43,327 --> 01:05:46,285 Why can't we taIk it over?. 921 01:05:47,127 --> 01:05:49,641 Oh, it seems to me 922 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:54,723 That sorry seems to be the hardest word 923 01:06:32,767 --> 01:06:35,156 - How you doin', LiI? - Hey, Johnny. 924 01:06:45,247 --> 01:06:47,477 Hey, LiI? 925 01:06:47,567 --> 01:06:49,558 LiI! 926 01:06:50,847 --> 01:06:53,077 (horn bIares) 927 01:06:55,527 --> 01:06:58,280 Hiya. Let's go somepIace. You know the Aces? 928 01:06:58,367 --> 01:07:00,801 - BuIIy! - Let's start something. 929 01:07:00,887 --> 01:07:03,640 - Get the fuck out. I'm going home. - Oh, yeah? 930 01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:06,642 Where's Braden going? 931 01:07:12,207 --> 01:07:14,482 I got a better idea. Let's die in bed. 932 01:07:14,567 --> 01:07:17,081 - You're nuts. - Jeez. 933 01:07:17,887 --> 01:07:20,765 You reaIIy married a weirdo. He don't run with the traffic. 934 01:07:20,847 --> 01:07:23,600 - Speakin' of weirdos. - Me? I'm normaI. 935 01:07:23,687 --> 01:07:25,917 Yeah? WeII, then, normaI is fucked. 936 01:07:26,487 --> 01:07:28,921 How come you taIk dirty? 937 01:07:30,087 --> 01:07:32,726 Cos my famiIy has money. 938 01:07:33,927 --> 01:07:35,918 Leave him. 939 01:07:37,527 --> 01:07:39,995 My wife Ieft me. I was drivin' her crazy. 940 01:07:40,887 --> 01:07:44,118 AII she couId do was drink and cry, Iike you. 941 01:07:46,687 --> 01:07:50,282 Every time she sees me, it drives me nuts, cos I know she's askin' herseIf 942 01:07:50,367 --> 01:07:52,835 ''How did I get mixed up with a bum Iike him?'' 943 01:07:52,927 --> 01:07:54,918 - Good question. - Oh, yeah? 944 01:07:55,807 --> 01:07:58,924 Next year you'II ask yourseIf the same question about Braden. 945 01:07:59,007 --> 01:08:01,202 He treats you Iike shit. 946 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:08,604 He toId me you onIy paid attention to me to make him crazy, so that he'd fight. 947 01:08:08,687 --> 01:08:11,042 Yeah. That's part of it. 948 01:08:12,167 --> 01:08:14,886 But mainIy it's cos I think you're a champ. 949 01:08:14,967 --> 01:08:17,356 OnIy you gotta stop kiIIin' yourseIf. 950 01:08:27,487 --> 01:08:29,603 My pIace. Hm. That's a coincidence. 951 01:08:30,807 --> 01:08:32,798 - Get out! - Hey. 952 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:38,243 You gotta roII with it, kid. Use your imagination. That's what I've been doing. 953 01:08:38,327 --> 01:08:40,636 I can get you straight. 954 01:08:40,727 --> 01:08:42,638 Beat it. 955 01:08:45,127 --> 01:08:47,038 WeII, I'II see you Iater. 956 01:09:03,767 --> 01:09:06,565 I'm proud of you. They're taIkin' about you in the streets. 957 01:09:06,647 --> 01:09:10,356 - Want a White Avenger?. - No. Gimme a cup of coffee. 958 01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:15,043 - That was a nice tribute to the guys. - I tried to capture the spirit of the thing. 959 01:09:15,127 --> 01:09:17,687 This is Dickie Dunn. He wrote the articIe on you. 960 01:09:17,767 --> 01:09:21,316 Hi, guys. Nice to meet you. I was tryin' to capture the spirit of the thing. 961 01:09:24,567 --> 01:09:26,523 Hi, guys. 962 01:09:32,407 --> 01:09:34,762 See the game tonight, compIiments of the Chiefs. 963 01:09:34,847 --> 01:09:37,281 - Gee, thanks, Reggie. - Hey! Free tickets! 964 01:09:37,367 --> 01:09:40,404 - Sure! Spread 'em around, guys! - Hey, thanks. 965 01:09:40,487 --> 01:09:42,523 Come to the game, compIiments of the Chiefs. 966 01:09:42,607 --> 01:09:47,044 - Thanks, Reggie. - You taught that guy a Iesson Iast night. 967 01:09:47,127 --> 01:09:50,722 - He was sensationaI. - I guess that was a big fight? 968 01:09:50,807 --> 01:09:53,082 - Are you in pain? - No. It hurt Iike heII. 969 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,522 Oh, you poor thing. 970 01:09:55,607 --> 01:10:00,522 Look, I'II make you a doubIe dose of this stuff, and you won't feeI anything. 971 01:10:00,607 --> 01:10:01,835 Good. 972 01:10:01,927 --> 01:10:03,997 What happened to you? 973 01:10:04,087 --> 01:10:06,885 He got that in the fight Iast night. 974 01:10:06,967 --> 01:10:09,606 That is a very deep cut. 975 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:15,117 (Denis) WiII you be at the game? If I see you in the stands, it make me feeI better. 976 01:10:19,927 --> 01:10:21,918 (car horn) 977 01:10:24,487 --> 01:10:26,478 Hey, KiIIer! Get 'em tonight! 978 01:10:28,167 --> 01:10:30,158 Fuckin' wearin' me out. 979 01:10:49,327 --> 01:10:51,602 - Reggie. - Oh, hiya, honey! How are you? 980 01:10:52,487 --> 01:10:56,958 - You Iook a thousand years oId. - It was a Iong bus ride. 981 01:10:57,047 --> 01:10:59,242 - Did you Iisten to the game? - Of course not. 982 01:10:59,327 --> 01:11:01,522 We got a new attitude! It's bringin' success. 983 01:11:01,607 --> 01:11:04,121 - WeII, any fooI can fight. - No, I swear to you. 984 01:11:04,207 --> 01:11:08,997 The Chiefs wiII be sittin' pretty in FIorida when this town is a stinkin' memory. 985 01:11:11,207 --> 01:11:14,244 You see, I personaIIy have been taIkin' to the owner, 986 01:11:14,327 --> 01:11:16,318 which is why I've been too busy to caII you. 987 01:11:16,407 --> 01:11:18,841 Every wakin' hour I'm on the phone with this guy... 988 01:11:18,927 --> 01:11:21,236 Reggie, Reggie. I'm moving. 989 01:11:21,327 --> 01:11:23,443 - What? - To Long IsIand. 990 01:11:23,527 --> 01:11:26,678 A gaI who works in a shop there has a space open. 991 01:11:26,767 --> 01:11:29,042 Business here is just dead. 992 01:11:31,207 --> 01:11:33,038 Are you reaIIy goin'? 993 01:11:33,127 --> 01:11:36,164 You know, we have to get divorced one of these days. 994 01:11:37,127 --> 01:11:40,881 I mean, I couId meet somebody, you couId meet somebody, you know? 995 01:11:40,967 --> 01:11:43,356 Yeah? 996 01:11:43,447 --> 01:11:45,642 WeII, don't Iook so sad. 997 01:11:45,727 --> 01:11:47,718 (car horn) 998 01:11:51,447 --> 01:11:53,881 It's gonna be a big one! 999 01:11:53,967 --> 01:11:56,356 - See those guys? - Reggie, Iook. I'm Iate. 1000 01:11:56,447 --> 01:11:58,483 I'II write you when I get settIed. 1001 01:12:00,567 --> 01:12:03,525 Hey. I'II try to caII you before you go. 1002 01:12:11,287 --> 01:12:15,075 - It sucks! - No, son. It Iooks nice and seIIs hockey. 1003 01:12:15,167 --> 01:12:18,762 It ain't mean enough. Put some bIood in there. 1004 01:12:18,847 --> 01:12:21,441 Show somebody gettin' hurt. A groin injury. 1005 01:12:21,527 --> 01:12:24,644 Put a fuckin' map of FIorida in the background. Get some tits in! 1006 01:12:24,727 --> 01:12:26,399 Put a ''For SaIe'' sign on the bottom. 1007 01:12:26,487 --> 01:12:30,639 I don't want any tits and I don't want any ''For SaIe'' sign. 1008 01:12:37,007 --> 01:12:39,123 Jesus. 1009 01:12:39,207 --> 01:12:42,916 Remember that great Peterborough game in... '68? 1010 01:12:43,007 --> 01:12:45,521 Yeah. What about it? 1011 01:12:45,727 --> 01:12:48,480 Jacky St Pierre's wife Ieft him. 1012 01:12:48,567 --> 01:12:52,116 My God, it was snowing Iike heII before we even got to the moteI. 1013 01:12:52,207 --> 01:12:56,041 - Yeah. - Jacky had a whoIe keg sent in. 1014 01:12:56,127 --> 01:13:00,484 Poor Jacky. He had a future. I toId him to watch that drunk drivin'. 1015 01:13:00,567 --> 01:13:03,684 God, Joe, did we ever get shitfaced! 1016 01:13:03,767 --> 01:13:08,045 And Jacky toId everybody he was gonna get JiII back even if he had to beg her. 1017 01:13:08,127 --> 01:13:11,563 - I toId him not to do that. - Oh, I think he shouIda. 1018 01:13:11,647 --> 01:13:13,638 She was a dynamite broad. 1019 01:13:15,007 --> 01:13:17,760 - God, did we get shitfaced. - I Iiked Jacky. 1020 01:13:18,767 --> 01:13:21,281 - Yeah. He couId've been great. - Yeah. 1021 01:13:23,727 --> 01:13:26,082 And remember I went up to your room afterwards 1022 01:13:26,167 --> 01:13:28,727 and you were dressed in chick's cIothes? 1023 01:13:29,487 --> 01:13:32,684 Yeah, you had on this bIack bra with tasseIs. 1024 01:13:33,767 --> 01:13:38,283 You were dancing in front of a mirror with this kinda zebra-skin jockstrap. 1025 01:13:38,367 --> 01:13:41,643 Remember how I screamed at you when you started comin' on to me 1026 01:13:41,727 --> 01:13:44,605 and I just said ''Jesus, stop it, Joe. I'm ashamed of you.'' 1027 01:13:44,687 --> 01:13:46,564 Damn you. 1028 01:13:46,647 --> 01:13:49,081 I wanted to teII you that I forgot the whoIe thing. 1029 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:52,079 Years have passed. Now I'm sexuaIIy Iiberated. 1030 01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:54,761 I don't care who's a fag no more. I mean, who cares? 1031 01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:57,645 It's naturaI. It's aII around us. 1032 01:13:59,247 --> 01:14:01,363 Who's the owner, Joe? 1033 01:14:02,967 --> 01:14:06,926 He's probabIy caIIing FIorida. See how the saIe is going. 1034 01:14:07,327 --> 01:14:10,046 I was in FIorida once, on a Southern tour, 1035 01:14:10,127 --> 01:14:14,359 where I met this IittIe redhead who was an underwater speciaIist. 1036 01:14:15,407 --> 01:14:20,242 The first thing she says to me was ''Come on out by the pooI.'' 1037 01:14:20,327 --> 01:14:25,401 So I went out, and she comes Ieaping out with this banner, 1038 01:14:25,487 --> 01:14:28,524 wearing nothing but this IittIe see-through wet suit. 1039 01:14:28,607 --> 01:14:29,835 (Iaughs) 1040 01:14:29,927 --> 01:14:33,442 - Hey, Reg, I want a chair by the pooI. - I want some snatch by the pooI. 1041 01:14:33,527 --> 01:14:35,483 - Reg, you want a Coke? - No, I can't. 1042 01:14:35,567 --> 01:14:39,845 I'm tapin' an interview at the station. They're pIayin' it at four. Don't miss it. 1043 01:14:40,287 --> 01:14:44,166 That was some road trip. Six straight wins and a whoIe new rash of penaIty minutes. 1044 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:46,602 WeII, we got a whoIe new attitude. 1045 01:14:46,687 --> 01:14:49,645 What about the Hanson brothers? They're not just buIIies? 1046 01:14:49,727 --> 01:14:52,719 Just buIIies? They scare the bejesus outta everybody! 1047 01:14:52,807 --> 01:14:55,196 - DeIiberateIy? - WeII... 1048 01:14:56,647 --> 01:15:01,243 I'd Iike the foIks to come down and watch us cream them punks from Syracuse. 1049 01:15:01,327 --> 01:15:03,522 Anything new on the saIe of the Chiefs? 1050 01:15:03,607 --> 01:15:08,397 I think the negotiations are... you know, goin' pretty good. 1051 01:15:08,487 --> 01:15:10,478 I have a personaI announcement, though. 1052 01:15:10,567 --> 01:15:13,957 I am pIacing a personaI bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. 1053 01:15:14,047 --> 01:15:17,483 He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team. 1054 01:15:17,567 --> 01:15:19,637 - A bounty? - Yeah. 1055 01:15:19,727 --> 01:15:24,437 A hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men that naiIs that creep. 1056 01:15:24,527 --> 01:15:27,325 That's eight o'cIock at the War MemoriaI, 1057 01:15:27,407 --> 01:15:30,399 the Syracuse and the aII-new CharIestown Chiefs. 1058 01:15:31,007 --> 01:15:33,157 - Thanks, Reg. - Not to worry, kid. 1059 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:37,480 I'm pIacing a personaI bounty on the head of Tim McCracken. 1060 01:15:37,567 --> 01:15:40,639 He's the coach and chief punk on that Syracuse team. 1061 01:15:40,727 --> 01:15:42,718 - A bounty? - Yeah. 1062 01:15:42,807 --> 01:15:46,402 A hundred bucks of my own money for the first of my men that... 1063 01:16:03,767 --> 01:16:05,758 (sighs) 1064 01:16:08,087 --> 01:16:10,078 (phone rings) 1065 01:16:24,127 --> 01:16:26,038 - Yeah? - Are you nuts? 1066 01:16:26,127 --> 01:16:28,436 - BuIIshit! - A bounty! 1067 01:16:28,847 --> 01:16:32,283 - We couId aII Iand in the cIinker for this. - Oh, big deaI, Joe. 1068 01:16:32,367 --> 01:16:34,756 You can't put a bounty on a man's head! 1069 01:16:35,167 --> 01:16:37,158 I just did. 1070 01:16:45,967 --> 01:16:47,958 (phone rings) 1071 01:16:53,007 --> 01:16:54,725 - Yeah? - Reg? It's KiIIer. 1072 01:16:54,807 --> 01:16:57,924 - Oh. Hi, KiIIer. - I want that $100. 1073 01:16:58,207 --> 01:17:00,516 WeII, you gotta earn it, KiIIer. 1074 01:17:00,887 --> 01:17:03,447 - My attitude's right. - Uh-huh. OK, kid. 1075 01:17:12,607 --> 01:17:14,563 (sighs) 1076 01:17:14,647 --> 01:17:16,638 (knock at door) 1077 01:17:19,567 --> 01:17:21,876 (knocking continues) 1078 01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:24,561 In-fucking-credibIe. 1079 01:17:24,647 --> 01:17:26,638 Who is it? 1080 01:17:29,167 --> 01:17:31,158 Yeah? 1081 01:17:35,767 --> 01:17:38,042 - Hi. - Hi. 1082 01:17:38,127 --> 01:17:40,118 - What's up? - (dog barks) 1083 01:17:40,807 --> 01:17:42,525 Jesus. 1084 01:17:42,607 --> 01:17:44,598 Come on in. 1085 01:17:45,447 --> 01:17:48,757 - WeII, I did it. - You bet you did. You did, you bet. 1086 01:17:50,447 --> 01:17:53,439 The wedding presents my side gave. 50-50, right? 1087 01:17:53,527 --> 01:17:55,916 Can you get my cIothes? 1088 01:17:56,007 --> 01:17:58,043 Sure. 1089 01:17:58,127 --> 01:18:00,118 Jesus, did you write him a note? 1090 01:18:01,087 --> 01:18:03,157 Do you think I shouId have? 1091 01:18:03,247 --> 01:18:05,363 I don't know. 1092 01:18:05,447 --> 01:18:07,438 He's sure gonna think the worst. 1093 01:18:10,767 --> 01:18:13,520 - Hey, LiIy, we're gonna have a baII. - We are? 1094 01:18:14,847 --> 01:18:17,236 Except right now I gotta take a nap. 1095 01:18:17,327 --> 01:18:21,161 I mean, I put a bounty on this guy's head. If I don't get some shuteye... 1096 01:18:24,367 --> 01:18:28,406 If I don't get some shuteye, I'II get murdered out there on the ice. 1097 01:18:28,487 --> 01:18:32,924 Otherwise I wouId've given you a night on the town. We couId've gone to the Aces. 1098 01:18:33,007 --> 01:18:35,237 She won't mind. She's great to sIeep with. 1099 01:18:35,327 --> 01:18:37,204 Ned sIeeps with her before every game. 1100 01:18:37,287 --> 01:18:39,721 Her breathing makes him feeI more secure. 1101 01:18:39,807 --> 01:18:41,923 Listen, Reg, I'm gonna get a grip on myseIf. 1102 01:18:42,007 --> 01:18:44,999 I'm gonna start using my imagination, go with the traffic. 1103 01:18:45,087 --> 01:18:48,523 I've been going about this aII wrong. I probabIy am terrific. 1104 01:18:48,607 --> 01:18:50,598 You want some spaghetti? 1105 01:18:51,487 --> 01:18:53,478 Reg? 1106 01:19:08,407 --> 01:19:12,082 Run the siren. Run the goddamn siren. I'm payin' for it. 1107 01:19:12,167 --> 01:19:14,362 Let 'em know there's gonna be bIood in there. 1108 01:19:14,447 --> 01:19:16,642 I can circIe, but it's gonna cost you more. 1109 01:19:16,727 --> 01:19:18,718 Oh, for Christ's sake. 1110 01:19:19,727 --> 01:19:21,843 - There. - (siren) 1111 01:19:35,927 --> 01:19:37,918 ( organ pIays ''Lady of Spain'') 1112 01:19:52,887 --> 01:19:55,276 Don't ever pIay ''Lady of Spain'' again! 1113 01:19:56,887 --> 01:19:58,115 Jesus Christ. 1114 01:20:09,927 --> 01:20:14,364 - Hey, McCracken. - DunIop, you suck cock. 1115 01:20:14,447 --> 01:20:16,358 AII I can get. 1116 01:20:29,727 --> 01:20:34,198 $100 bounty on the head of famed Syracuse stick man Tim McCracken. 1117 01:20:34,287 --> 01:20:38,439 McCracken, aIso known as Dr Hook for his scaIpeI-Iike prowess with the stick, 1118 01:20:38,527 --> 01:20:42,236 has been known to carve a man's eye out with a fIick of the wrist. 1119 01:20:44,407 --> 01:20:46,602 There's a carnivaI-Iike atmosphere here. 1120 01:20:46,687 --> 01:20:51,681 The crowd is gathered and, weII, you can feeI it, there's an air of expectancy... 1121 01:20:54,247 --> 01:20:57,762 Syracuse skating out now. We're Iooking forward to a reaI contest. 1122 01:20:57,847 --> 01:21:01,044 We're ready to face off in the middIe circIe. The referee is ready. 1123 01:21:01,127 --> 01:21:03,436 The Iinesmen for tonight... 1124 01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:15,727 (both) Go, Chiefs, go! Go, Chiefs, go! 1125 01:21:22,287 --> 01:21:24,323 $100 says you're gonna crack my skuII. 1126 01:21:24,407 --> 01:21:27,558 - I wouIdn't crack your knuckIes for $100. - So he's bIuffin'. 1127 01:21:27,647 --> 01:21:32,243 Somebody's gonna kiII you, you dumb son of a bitch, but it's not gonna be me. 1128 01:21:53,167 --> 01:21:54,646 (buzzer) 1129 01:21:59,727 --> 01:22:01,160 Good pass! 1130 01:22:04,207 --> 01:22:06,084 (spectator) Go on, man! Hit him! 1131 01:22:06,167 --> 01:22:08,317 What's the matter with you? You're a Chief! 1132 01:22:08,407 --> 01:22:09,965 - Come on. - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1133 01:22:10,047 --> 01:22:11,958 Fight back! 1134 01:22:23,967 --> 01:22:26,401 You son of a bitch! Get over here! 1135 01:22:26,487 --> 01:22:29,638 - Chickenshit yeIIow-beIIy. - I scored, you fucking has-been. 1136 01:22:29,727 --> 01:22:33,845 They don't want you to score goaIs. They want bIood. They're booin' you. 1137 01:22:34,407 --> 01:22:36,318 Go get him, KiIIer! 1138 01:22:39,247 --> 01:22:41,556 Come on, you son of a bitch. Come on! 1139 01:22:43,047 --> 01:22:45,607 - Come on, KiIIer! - We win cos I score goaIs. 1140 01:22:45,687 --> 01:22:48,155 Oh, kiss my ass. We win cos I make 'em crazy. 1141 01:22:52,847 --> 01:22:54,917 - NaiI him! - You don't make me crazy. 1142 01:22:55,007 --> 01:22:57,282 I wiII, cos you're benched. 1143 01:22:57,647 --> 01:23:00,639 You want ice time, come and teII me when you wanna pIay it my way. 1144 01:23:00,727 --> 01:23:04,083 - You're the biggest pussy in the Ieague. - I Iike pussy. 1145 01:23:04,167 --> 01:23:07,523 Oh, yeah? WeII, that's not what I hear from your wife. I hear... 1146 01:23:20,127 --> 01:23:22,197 Go get him, KiIIer! 1147 01:23:37,567 --> 01:23:40,559 ReaI oId-fashioned guts, for Dave ''KiIIer'' CarIson 1148 01:23:40,647 --> 01:23:43,400 to jump into that fight with Tim ''Dr Hook'' McCracken. 1149 01:23:43,487 --> 01:23:45,717 Ned Braden's come into the booth. Sit down. 1150 01:23:45,807 --> 01:23:48,116 I noticed a sIight discussion with Reg DunIop. 1151 01:23:48,207 --> 01:23:50,038 What are you doing? You been benched? 1152 01:23:50,127 --> 01:23:52,721 Yes, a reaI first in my career. I've been benched. 1153 01:23:52,807 --> 01:23:54,763 - Why is that? - I won't fight. 1154 01:23:54,847 --> 01:23:58,726 - WeII, you couId pIay if you fought. - Let's just say I'm chickenshit. 1155 01:23:59,367 --> 01:24:04,077 Ned, why wouId someone with your background stiII be pIaying hockey? 1156 01:24:04,167 --> 01:24:05,486 - I hate my father. - You do? 1157 01:24:05,567 --> 01:24:07,683 - And I was having probIems at home. - You are? 1158 01:24:07,767 --> 01:24:11,316 I just said I was. PrimariIy sexuaI probIems. I'm very perverse. 1159 01:24:11,407 --> 01:24:14,080 - HoIy shit! - I skate to get away from my wife! 1160 01:24:14,167 --> 01:24:17,523 - This is Jim Carr... - We fight. She wants me to quit hockey. 1161 01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:25,645 As you may have noticed, she's the onIy good-Iooking piece of ass in CharIestown! 1162 01:24:25,727 --> 01:24:29,117 She aIso has a drinking probIem, and I have no idea where she is. 1163 01:24:29,207 --> 01:24:32,085 - Gimme that damn mike! - Why do you wear that rug? 1164 01:24:32,647 --> 01:24:34,524 It's just sensationaIIy ugIy. 1165 01:24:34,607 --> 01:24:36,962 You're going baId. Can't you face up to that? 1166 01:24:37,047 --> 01:24:39,277 WeII, at Ieast I'm not chickenshit Iike you! 1167 01:24:39,367 --> 01:24:41,323 What you're hearing is the truth! 1168 01:24:41,407 --> 01:24:43,443 Jim Carr got angry... 1169 01:24:44,767 --> 01:24:47,759 Joe McGrath here. The boys Iike to horse around. 1170 01:24:47,847 --> 01:24:49,997 - Chickenshit bastard! - Sod off, oId fart! 1171 01:24:50,087 --> 01:24:53,716 - I may be baId, but I'm not chickenshit. - I wanna taIk about vioIence. 1172 01:24:53,807 --> 01:24:57,277 - Chick, chick, chick! - Gimme that! 1173 01:24:57,367 --> 01:24:59,881 Son! Son! 1174 01:24:59,967 --> 01:25:03,039 ( ''A LittIe Bit South of Saskatoon'' by Sonny James) 1175 01:25:03,687 --> 01:25:05,643 Take my guitar 1176 01:25:05,727 --> 01:25:07,922 For board and room 1177 01:25:08,767 --> 01:25:10,803 - (car horn) - Hey, BiIIy! 1178 01:25:12,607 --> 01:25:16,395 WeII, you're gonna be set, LiIy. Taking your destiny by the throat. 1179 01:25:16,487 --> 01:25:18,603 You're in the driver's seat. 1180 01:25:19,327 --> 01:25:22,524 You're not having second thoughts about this, are you? 1181 01:25:22,607 --> 01:25:25,644 Sometimes I think I get it. Sometimes I think it's horseshit. 1182 01:25:25,727 --> 01:25:29,402 WeII, to doubt is human. You stick with Reg. I'm on a roII. 1183 01:25:30,607 --> 01:25:34,759 - Bye, Francine. Come back and see us. - I wiII. Thank you, Mrs Vincent. 1184 01:25:37,367 --> 01:25:40,086 You're gonna need another 10 or 15 minutes. 1185 01:25:44,927 --> 01:25:46,679 - Hiya. - Hi. 1186 01:25:46,767 --> 01:25:49,281 This is LiIy Braden, Ned Braden's wife. 1187 01:25:49,367 --> 01:25:52,598 WeII, actuaIIy she's... she's on waivers. 1188 01:25:53,087 --> 01:25:55,806 Listen, she's in the market for a perm and I said to her 1189 01:25:55,887 --> 01:25:58,606 ''Hey, there's no one better than oId Francine.'' 1190 01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:01,679 - WeII, I don't think... - For the works. I'm buyin'. 1191 01:26:01,767 --> 01:26:04,565 - I'II pay you back tomorrow. - No, that's not the probIem. 1192 01:26:04,647 --> 01:26:06,558 You see, the probIem is... 1193 01:26:08,047 --> 01:26:10,607 I never Iaid a hand on her. It was just a kid. 1194 01:26:10,687 --> 01:26:13,724 Listen, it's a pathetic story. It's pathetic. 1195 01:26:13,807 --> 01:26:15,718 You Iook terrific. 1196 01:26:19,007 --> 01:26:20,918 Be carefuI, girIs. 1197 01:26:25,847 --> 01:26:29,078 - There's TVRadio Mirror, Modern Screen. - You were married to him? 1198 01:26:29,167 --> 01:26:31,920 For about a hundred years. It's aII over. 1199 01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:35,401 He's compIeteIy off his rocker. 1200 01:26:35,487 --> 01:26:38,047 - I Ieft my husband, too. - ReaIIy? 1201 01:26:38,647 --> 01:26:41,445 I'm onIy haIfway out the revoIving door, know what I mean? 1202 01:26:41,527 --> 01:26:45,600 Oh, it's Iousy at first. You think you're dying. But then it's fabuIous. 1203 01:26:45,687 --> 01:26:48,406 - I mean, you become a new woman. - Yeah. 1204 01:26:48,767 --> 01:26:52,806 You know, Reggie toId me you've gotten terrific since you Ieft him. 1205 01:26:53,727 --> 01:26:55,638 He said that? 1206 01:26:58,767 --> 01:27:01,156 WeII, you know what you have to do for yourseIf? 1207 01:27:01,247 --> 01:27:03,522 You have to get out there and circuIate. 1208 01:27:03,607 --> 01:27:07,919 I mean, you just can't sink into it. You have to get out there on the firing Iine. 1209 01:27:08,007 --> 01:27:10,123 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no, no, no. 1210 01:27:10,207 --> 01:27:12,118 ReaIIy. It's not bad. Look. 1211 01:27:13,167 --> 01:27:18,161 If you did your cheekbones better, you couId Iook Iike Cher. 1212 01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,158 Huh? 1213 01:28:01,127 --> 01:28:03,766 - Amy, take this in the house. - HeIIo there. 1214 01:28:04,487 --> 01:28:08,321 Hiya. I'm Reg DunIop. The Chiefs? I came to see your husband. 1215 01:28:08,647 --> 01:28:11,445 Oh, yes? I'm Anita McCambridge. How do you do? 1216 01:28:11,527 --> 01:28:13,597 - Hi. - You think you can heIp with these? 1217 01:28:13,687 --> 01:28:15,882 - Uh, yeah. - Mom, I'm Iate, I gotta go. 1218 01:28:15,967 --> 01:28:21,883 MichaeI, stay in the yard, put your jacket on and carry one of these in first. 1219 01:28:21,967 --> 01:28:23,878 Where's your husband? 1220 01:28:23,967 --> 01:28:26,276 He's in puppy heaven. 1221 01:28:29,127 --> 01:28:31,038 I own the Chiefs. 1222 01:28:32,887 --> 01:28:34,798 This way. 1223 01:28:44,887 --> 01:28:47,924 - What can I get you to drink? - Canadian CIub and water. 1224 01:28:50,367 --> 01:28:52,642 - Nice pIace you've got here. - Thanks. 1225 01:28:54,567 --> 01:28:57,127 To teII the truth, Mrs McCambridge, the reason... 1226 01:28:57,207 --> 01:28:59,163 Anita. 1227 01:29:01,887 --> 01:29:03,798 OK, Anita. 1228 01:29:03,887 --> 01:29:09,007 Uh... you know, we aII read about the possibiIity of a saIe in FIorida, 1229 01:29:09,087 --> 01:29:12,397 and the guys are getting anxious to find out what's going on. 1230 01:29:12,487 --> 01:29:15,160 - Mm-hm. - I guess I'm their representative. 1231 01:29:18,127 --> 01:29:21,836 - We've been doin' reaI good. - My accountant is certainIy pIeased. 1232 01:29:21,927 --> 01:29:23,645 Oh. Uh... 1233 01:29:23,727 --> 01:29:25,638 How is the saIe goin'? 1234 01:29:26,847 --> 01:29:28,758 Fine. 1235 01:29:29,767 --> 01:29:32,600 - Oh. Good. - You think you're gonna Iike FIorida? 1236 01:29:33,927 --> 01:29:35,883 Yeah. 1237 01:29:40,207 --> 01:29:42,675 - Oh, you are very cIever. - What? 1238 01:29:42,767 --> 01:29:46,680 It's been so much fun, waiting to see what you're gonna do next. 1239 01:29:46,767 --> 01:29:50,760 The articIes in the paper are very funny, that sports writer? 1240 01:29:50,847 --> 01:29:53,725 - Dickie Dunn? - You've certainIy got his number. 1241 01:29:54,287 --> 01:29:59,281 The radio interviews are fantastic, and the Hanson brothers? Oh, my God! 1242 01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:01,403 WeII, attendance has quadrupIed. 1243 01:30:01,487 --> 01:30:04,285 Yes. I am in the bIack for the first time in four years. 1244 01:30:04,367 --> 01:30:08,918 - Hey, that's great. - I guess I owe that to you. Thank you. 1245 01:30:09,007 --> 01:30:11,567 You're weIcome. So, you can seII us reaI easy, then? 1246 01:30:11,647 --> 01:30:15,526 - I couId probabIy get some interest. - Oh, boy. That's great! 1247 01:30:15,927 --> 01:30:18,043 Oh, that's just great, Anita! 1248 01:30:18,127 --> 01:30:21,358 You know, for five months now, I've been tryin' to prove to you, 1249 01:30:21,447 --> 01:30:25,042 without ever reaIIy knowing who you were, that you were wrong, 1250 01:30:25,127 --> 01:30:28,437 and that we couId get somebody interested in the Chiefs. 1251 01:30:29,207 --> 01:30:31,437 We couId sew that thing up tonight, you know. 1252 01:30:31,527 --> 01:30:34,758 - We oughta cream those guys! - That's terrific. 1253 01:30:34,847 --> 01:30:39,796 But I couIdn't make enough of a profit to have a saIe be worthwhiIe. 1254 01:30:40,767 --> 01:30:45,124 My accountant teIIs me I'm better off foIding the team, taking a tax Ioss. 1255 01:30:47,287 --> 01:30:50,120 You mean, you couId seII us but you won't? 1256 01:30:50,207 --> 01:30:52,198 I couId probabIy seII you. 1257 01:30:52,927 --> 01:30:54,838 But I can't. 1258 01:30:59,167 --> 01:31:01,078 Oh. 1259 01:31:01,727 --> 01:31:04,082 You know... 1260 01:31:04,167 --> 01:31:06,078 We're human beings, you know. 1261 01:31:08,767 --> 01:31:13,045 I have to confess that I've never Iet the chiIdren watch a hockey game. 1262 01:31:13,127 --> 01:31:17,166 I have a theory that chiIdren imitate what they see on a TV screen. 1263 01:31:18,007 --> 01:31:20,567 They see vioIence, they'II become vioIent. 1264 01:31:20,647 --> 01:31:23,878 They see someone stick up a bank, they'II stick up a bank. 1265 01:31:23,967 --> 01:31:26,435 Heroin. You name it. 1266 01:31:27,207 --> 01:31:29,323 - You're fucked. - What? 1267 01:31:29,407 --> 01:31:31,318 You are totaIIy fucked. 1268 01:31:32,647 --> 01:31:35,559 You're garbage for Ietting us aII go down the drain. 1269 01:31:35,647 --> 01:31:39,003 - Are you serious? - You couId seII us. We're hot. 1270 01:31:39,087 --> 01:31:41,647 PeopIe go nuts for us. You couId find a buyer. 1271 01:31:41,727 --> 01:31:44,287 I don't think you understand finance. 1272 01:31:53,247 --> 01:31:56,284 Your son Iooks Iike a fag to me. You'd better get married again, 1273 01:31:56,367 --> 01:31:59,439 cos he'II have somebody's cock in his mouth before you know it. 1274 01:31:59,527 --> 01:32:02,519 How dare you! How dare you! 1275 01:32:04,527 --> 01:32:08,918 Our Iisteners'II be surprised to Iearn that you're a soft-spoken young man, KiIIer. 1276 01:32:09,007 --> 01:32:10,326 Yes, I am. 1277 01:32:10,407 --> 01:32:12,921 I was watching some kids pIay hockey the other day, 1278 01:32:13,007 --> 01:32:15,316 five- and six-year-oIds, IittIe mites. 1279 01:32:15,407 --> 01:32:17,443 One kid said ''I'm KiIIer CarIson.'' 1280 01:32:17,527 --> 01:32:20,599 He picked up his IittIe stick, and he creamed that other kid. 1281 01:32:20,687 --> 01:32:22,439 How do you feeI about that, Dave? 1282 01:32:22,527 --> 01:32:26,406 WeII, Jim, the way I see it is, the kid probabIy wouId've done it anyway. 1283 01:32:26,487 --> 01:32:28,364 Bad upbringing in the home. 1284 01:32:28,447 --> 01:32:31,325 - That's very interesting. - Can I be serious for a minute? 1285 01:32:31,407 --> 01:32:32,840 By aII means. 1286 01:32:32,927 --> 01:32:36,158 I'd just Iike to say that, no matter how the game turns out tonight, 1287 01:32:36,247 --> 01:32:39,796 I owe aII that I am to our coach, Reg DunIop. 1288 01:32:39,887 --> 01:32:44,119 He's had the greatest influence on me, aside of course from the Swami Baha, 1289 01:32:44,207 --> 01:32:47,802 whose positive-thinking records have been a tremendous heIp. 1290 01:32:47,887 --> 01:32:49,798 - Positive-thinking records? - Yeah. 1291 01:32:49,887 --> 01:32:52,799 You can get 'em in any reIigious record store. 1292 01:32:52,887 --> 01:32:56,402 And I know that thousands of peopIe in CharIestown have Iost their jobs, 1293 01:32:56,487 --> 01:32:58,717 you know, with the miII cIosing and aII. 1294 01:32:58,807 --> 01:33:01,958 I see 'em waIking around the streets depressed aII the time. 1295 01:33:02,047 --> 01:33:05,005 WeII, I just wanna say to aII you unempIoyed foIks out there, 1296 01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:07,647 you can get a new Iease on Iife with these records. 1297 01:33:07,727 --> 01:33:10,116 Nothing'II bother you any more. 1298 01:33:10,207 --> 01:33:12,926 You can go and cIobber the next guy in your business Iife. 1299 01:33:13,007 --> 01:33:15,282 - That's very inspirationaI, Dave. - Thanks. 1300 01:33:15,367 --> 01:33:18,803 - Take care of yourseIf. - Yeah. We're gonna win tonight... 1301 01:33:18,887 --> 01:33:21,276 Jesus Christ. What a fuckin' nightmare. 1302 01:33:54,607 --> 01:33:56,518 Braden! 1303 01:34:00,367 --> 01:34:02,278 Ned! 1304 01:34:03,167 --> 01:34:05,078 Hey! 1305 01:34:16,527 --> 01:34:18,677 Kid? 1306 01:34:21,567 --> 01:34:23,523 Hey, come on back! 1307 01:34:23,607 --> 01:34:28,044 You don't have to fight if you don't wanna. You can do whatever you wanna do. 1308 01:34:31,607 --> 01:34:34,838 You know, I've had it with the show business crap, too. 1309 01:34:35,967 --> 01:34:39,004 I don't know what hit me! I'm drivin' up here, and I say to myseIf 1310 01:34:39,087 --> 01:34:40,998 ''Who cares about FIorida?'' 1311 01:34:41,087 --> 01:34:44,238 Screw the saIe. It's probabIy a bunch of crap anyway. 1312 01:34:46,127 --> 01:34:48,038 No, that's buIIshit. 1313 01:34:48,127 --> 01:34:50,038 Hey? 1314 01:34:50,807 --> 01:34:54,277 The team's history, kid. There ain't no next year. 1315 01:34:54,367 --> 01:34:57,837 I'm tits-up after this game no matter what happens. 1316 01:34:59,967 --> 01:35:01,878 But I'II teII you one thing. 1317 01:35:03,047 --> 01:35:05,766 We're gonna win that fuckin' championship tonight. 1318 01:35:05,847 --> 01:35:08,042 But we're gonna win it fair and square. 1319 01:35:08,127 --> 01:35:10,880 OId-time hockey, none of this wrestIing shit. 1320 01:35:12,607 --> 01:35:15,041 You know? What the heII? It's my Iast game. 1321 01:35:15,127 --> 01:35:17,846 I'm gonna go out with styIe! PIay it straight! 1322 01:35:20,487 --> 01:35:22,523 I'd Iike to have you there with me. 1323 01:35:32,767 --> 01:35:36,157 Oh, uh... you know, LiIy's been staying at my pIace. 1324 01:35:36,247 --> 01:35:38,158 She's a terrific gaI. 1325 01:35:42,127 --> 01:35:44,322 We've been havin' a heII of a time. 1326 01:35:49,687 --> 01:35:51,598 (siren) 1327 01:35:57,127 --> 01:35:59,038 Reg! Hey, Reg! 1328 01:36:01,847 --> 01:36:04,315 - What? - Want me to run in with stretchers? 1329 01:36:04,407 --> 01:36:07,319 Get outta here, you goddamn parasite. 1330 01:36:10,607 --> 01:36:15,635 This is Jim Carr. Jeff Hanson, I just can't teII you the pIeasure you've given us. 1331 01:36:15,727 --> 01:36:18,082 I'd Iike to ask one question. Win, Iose or draw, 1332 01:36:18,167 --> 01:36:20,806 this is the Chiefs' Iast game before you Ieave. 1333 01:36:20,887 --> 01:36:25,278 - Anything you want to say to FIood City? - What do you mean, FIood City? 1334 01:36:25,367 --> 01:36:27,801 Never mind, Jeff. I guess that's before your time. 1335 01:36:27,887 --> 01:36:30,242 Reg DunIop! How about a statement? 1336 01:36:30,367 --> 01:36:32,483 Good game, feIIa. Good Iuck to you tonight. 1337 01:36:32,567 --> 01:36:34,717 Reg DunIop has just asked us to come back... 1338 01:36:34,807 --> 01:36:37,367 GirIs! Outta here! 1339 01:36:56,767 --> 01:36:58,678 No hittin'. 1340 01:37:08,407 --> 01:37:11,956 The Chiefs are history, guys. There ain't no FIorida deaI. 1341 01:37:12,047 --> 01:37:14,720 Come on, Reg. What are you taIkin' about? 1342 01:37:16,087 --> 01:37:19,875 I just made that shit up. We're deader than this stinkin' town is. 1343 01:37:21,047 --> 01:37:22,275 Dead history! 1344 01:37:22,367 --> 01:37:25,643 I conned you guys. I just Iied to you. 1345 01:37:30,207 --> 01:37:33,836 We were never anything but a rich broad's tax write-off. 1346 01:37:33,927 --> 01:37:36,077 It made no difference whether we won or Iost. 1347 01:37:36,167 --> 01:37:38,078 - NaiI 'em! - KiII 'em! 1348 01:37:39,127 --> 01:37:42,676 You know, we ain't hockey pIayers. We've been cIowns. 1349 01:37:42,767 --> 01:37:46,726 We've been goons! We're the freaks in a fuckin' sideshow. 1350 01:37:46,807 --> 01:37:51,323 We're nothing but a bunch of criminaIs. We oughta be in jaiI, that's aII there is. 1351 01:37:51,407 --> 01:37:55,116 - I'm ashamed. - Not you, Coach? 1352 01:37:55,207 --> 01:37:57,767 Yeah. ReaIIy ashamed of myseIf. 1353 01:38:02,167 --> 01:38:04,078 See, Ned was right. 1354 01:38:04,567 --> 01:38:07,877 VioIence is kiIIin' this sport. It's draggin' it through the mud. 1355 01:38:07,967 --> 01:38:12,722 If things keep up the way they are, hockey pIayers'II be nothing but actors, punks. 1356 01:38:14,247 --> 01:38:16,556 WeII, I'm not pIayin' my Iast game that way. 1357 01:38:16,647 --> 01:38:18,842 - Last game? - Yeah. 1358 01:38:18,927 --> 01:38:22,044 It's my Iast game, and I wanna pIay it straight. 1359 01:38:22,127 --> 01:38:25,119 No more ''NaiI 'em.'' No more ''Fuck with 'em.'' That's finished. 1360 01:38:25,207 --> 01:38:28,882 I wanna win that championship tonight, but I wanna win it cIean. 1361 01:38:28,967 --> 01:38:32,357 OId-time hockey, Iike when I got started, you know? 1362 01:38:33,847 --> 01:38:38,443 Jeez. Toe BIake, Dit CIapper, Eddie Shore, those guys were the greats. 1363 01:38:39,367 --> 01:38:42,120 I don't know what to say. Christ, it's up to you. 1364 01:38:54,207 --> 01:38:57,358 - Reg is our coach. - Yeah, sure. OId-time hockey! 1365 01:38:57,447 --> 01:38:59,358 - Like Eddie Shore. - Yeah. 1366 01:39:00,327 --> 01:39:02,238 Coach, our Iine starts? 1367 01:39:03,407 --> 01:39:05,363 - Sure. - (aII) Yeah! 1368 01:39:05,447 --> 01:39:08,757 We got a game to win. Everybody on the ice. Come on, guys. 1369 01:39:12,687 --> 01:39:14,723 Evening, boys. 1370 01:39:14,807 --> 01:39:18,880 Wimpy, how are ya? Crash, how are you? Scotty. 1371 01:39:18,967 --> 01:39:21,197 Better than PhiIadeIphia this time! 1372 01:39:21,967 --> 01:39:24,606 You're gonna eyebaII the new CharIestown Chiefs. 1373 01:39:24,687 --> 01:39:28,680 WeII, Iadies and gentIemen, this has aII the earmarks of a hockey cIassic. 1374 01:39:28,767 --> 01:39:33,602 The championship confrontation between the Syracuse BuIIdogs... Here they come! 1375 01:39:33,687 --> 01:39:38,556 The rags-to-riches, CindereIIa contenders of the FederaI League, the Chiefs! 1376 01:39:53,327 --> 01:39:57,639 (crowd chant) Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1377 01:39:57,727 --> 01:40:03,040 Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1378 01:40:03,127 --> 01:40:05,561 Let's go, Chiefs! Let's go, Chiefs! 1379 01:40:19,247 --> 01:40:21,556 I can't expIain this deIay. 1380 01:40:21,647 --> 01:40:24,207 I don't know why Syracuse eIected to miss the warm-up. 1381 01:40:24,287 --> 01:40:27,324 The Chiefs have aIready skated over to their bench. 1382 01:40:27,407 --> 01:40:31,286 WeII, it just might be that Syracuse is afraid to come out and face the Chiefs. 1383 01:40:31,367 --> 01:40:33,278 Oh, thanks, BiII. 1384 01:40:35,087 --> 01:40:37,043 Good heavens. 1385 01:40:37,127 --> 01:40:39,766 I've just been handed the Syracuse roster, 1386 01:40:39,847 --> 01:40:43,840 and it appears the Syracuse BuIIdog management is just reaI thirsty 1387 01:40:43,927 --> 01:40:46,441 for a big, grudge-match type victory here tonight. 1388 01:40:46,527 --> 01:40:49,997 They've brought back, just for this one contest, some coIourfuI... 1389 01:40:50,087 --> 01:40:53,875 Oh, and here they come now, Ied by someone we aII know very weII, 1390 01:40:53,967 --> 01:40:55,958 Tim ''Dr Hook'' McCracken! 1391 01:40:56,047 --> 01:40:57,844 (crowd booing) 1392 01:40:57,927 --> 01:41:01,761 And here's a name from the past. Ross ''Mad Dog'' Madison! 1393 01:41:01,847 --> 01:41:03,997 Ross, as you know, never traveIs anywhere 1394 01:41:04,087 --> 01:41:08,444 without his Iongtime friend and attorney, Sam ''SmaII Print'' Lyman! 1395 01:41:08,527 --> 01:41:13,521 Here's one for nostaIgia fans! CIarence ''Screaming BuffaIo'' Swamptown! 1396 01:41:13,607 --> 01:41:16,519 I'II never forget an interview I did with him years ago, 1397 01:41:16,607 --> 01:41:20,361 when BuffaIo reveaIed he Iiked to caII his hockey stick ''The Big Tomahawk''. 1398 01:41:20,447 --> 01:41:23,644 He usuaIIy refers to opposing pIayers as ''The LittIe ScaIps''. 1399 01:41:23,727 --> 01:41:26,764 I thought he'd been suspended for ever. 1400 01:41:26,847 --> 01:41:29,520 Andr� ''PoodIe'' Lussier, defence. 1401 01:41:29,607 --> 01:41:33,395 Andr�, of course, has been Iiving in semi-secIusion in Northern Quebec 1402 01:41:33,487 --> 01:41:36,445 ever since the unfortunate Denny Pratt tragedy. 1403 01:41:36,527 --> 01:41:38,006 Not PoodIe! 1404 01:41:38,087 --> 01:41:41,921 And from MiIe Forty, Saskatchewan, where he now runs a doughnut shop, 1405 01:41:42,007 --> 01:41:46,000 number 15, former penaIty-minute record hoIder of the FederaI League 1406 01:41:46,087 --> 01:41:50,683 for the years 1960 to 1968 incIusive, GiImore TuttIe! 1407 01:41:50,767 --> 01:41:52,678 (crowd booing) 1408 01:41:53,927 --> 01:41:55,918 Oh, gee. HoId the phone. 1409 01:41:56,007 --> 01:41:58,237 This is an unscheduIed surprise. 1410 01:42:01,047 --> 01:42:02,036 It's him. 1411 01:42:02,127 --> 01:42:05,722 This young man has had a very trying rookie season, 1412 01:42:05,807 --> 01:42:09,846 what with the Iitigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada, 1413 01:42:09,927 --> 01:42:12,282 and that country's refusaI to accept him. 1414 01:42:12,367 --> 01:42:14,961 That's more than most 21-year-oIds couId handIe. 1415 01:42:15,047 --> 01:42:17,766 - OgiI-terp. - Ogie OgiIthorpe! 1416 01:42:19,847 --> 01:42:21,758 ( ''The Star-SpangIed Banner'') 1417 01:42:28,767 --> 01:42:30,678 (music speeds up) 1418 01:42:34,247 --> 01:42:36,556 Hi, Ogie. 1419 01:42:37,687 --> 01:42:40,121 Buy you a soda after the game? 1420 01:42:41,927 --> 01:42:43,963 Hi. You know Toe BIake? 1421 01:42:45,167 --> 01:42:47,078 No? 1422 01:42:47,607 --> 01:42:50,246 We'II straighten you out, you IittIe prick. 1423 01:42:56,047 --> 01:42:58,003 How. 1424 01:42:58,247 --> 01:43:01,717 - They don't caII me Dr Hook for nothing. - How you doin'? 1425 01:43:02,007 --> 01:43:05,886 AII right, now. No high-sticking. No tripping. No sIashing. 1426 01:43:05,967 --> 01:43:08,527 Major surgery. Open-heart. 1427 01:43:08,607 --> 01:43:11,644 - I'm waitin' for quiet. - Yeah, you'II have quiet. 1428 01:43:17,847 --> 01:43:19,917 Give 'em heII! 1429 01:43:22,047 --> 01:43:23,765 (whooping) 1430 01:43:26,087 --> 01:43:28,555 Give 'em the oId-time hockey! 1431 01:43:31,927 --> 01:43:34,236 - Good crowd. - ShirIey! 1432 01:43:34,327 --> 01:43:36,795 - Teamwork! Teamwork! Teamwork! - Eddie Shore! 1433 01:43:36,887 --> 01:43:39,321 Come on! Get up! Get up! 1434 01:43:39,767 --> 01:43:43,806 One with the universe. One with the universe. Nothing matters. 1435 01:43:43,887 --> 01:43:48,722 This reporter is stunned! The CharIestown Chiefs are not fighting back! 1436 01:43:58,807 --> 01:44:00,718 Keep the guys off me! 1437 01:44:02,687 --> 01:44:04,837 (buzzer) 1438 01:44:04,927 --> 01:44:06,121 (crowd booing) 1439 01:44:06,207 --> 01:44:07,799 You fuckin' moron! 1440 01:44:08,047 --> 01:44:10,925 The Chiefs' performance has to be a bitter disappointment 1441 01:44:11,007 --> 01:44:15,239 to these 4,000-odd CharIestown fans who have packed this War MemoriaI, 1442 01:44:15,327 --> 01:44:18,922 paying good money to witness this... this fiasco. 1443 01:44:19,127 --> 01:44:21,083 (Denis) Get Ogie! 1444 01:44:21,167 --> 01:44:23,317 Move away, Wanchuk! You're screening me. 1445 01:44:23,407 --> 01:44:25,318 You're screening me! Move away! 1446 01:44:26,167 --> 01:44:28,442 Give him some of that back! 1447 01:44:28,847 --> 01:44:31,156 Don't Iet him push you Iike that! 1448 01:44:31,807 --> 01:44:33,718 (whistIe) 1449 01:44:42,727 --> 01:44:44,126 Come on! 1450 01:44:47,407 --> 01:44:49,363 - Get up! - Get off your ass! 1451 01:44:49,447 --> 01:44:51,438 I don't know what's wrong. 1452 01:44:54,527 --> 01:44:57,280 You bums! You're no damn good! 1453 01:45:04,047 --> 01:45:06,561 Get up off your ass! 1454 01:45:12,327 --> 01:45:13,806 (whistIe) 1455 01:45:22,807 --> 01:45:26,356 - OK. Let's get some speed out there. - Cement-heads. 1456 01:45:26,447 --> 01:45:29,086 Keep your eyes open. Better passing. 1457 01:45:29,167 --> 01:45:32,125 Better passing. We got a big period coming up out there. 1458 01:45:32,207 --> 01:45:36,359 Try to come back with the wingers, maybe. Tonight's the night. 1459 01:45:36,447 --> 01:45:39,359 - Who wants ice packs here? - CharIie, over here! 1460 01:45:41,647 --> 01:45:45,401 (Reggie) We need some more coordination out there. 1461 01:45:45,487 --> 01:45:49,162 - Keep your eyes open. Better passing. - (shouts in French) 1462 01:45:52,487 --> 01:45:55,001 I'm comin'! I'm comin'! 1463 01:45:55,087 --> 01:45:57,282 - AII right. AII right. - Mother of God. 1464 01:45:57,367 --> 01:45:59,881 I want a big raIIy this period. A big raIIy. 1465 01:46:01,287 --> 01:46:03,801 - We're Iosin'! - Teamwork, guys. More teamwork. 1466 01:46:03,887 --> 01:46:06,003 They're buryin' us aIive! 1467 01:46:06,087 --> 01:46:08,237 - Eddie Shore? - Oh, piss on Eddie Shore. 1468 01:46:08,327 --> 01:46:10,921 - OId-time hockey? - Piss on oId-time hockey! 1469 01:46:11,007 --> 01:46:13,999 You're bIowin' it! Boys. 1470 01:46:14,087 --> 01:46:19,161 Every scout in the NHL is out there tonight with contracts in their pocket, 1471 01:46:19,247 --> 01:46:22,319 and they're Iookin' for taIent, for winners! 1472 01:46:22,407 --> 01:46:25,877 Oh! AII my years of pubIicity! 1473 01:46:25,967 --> 01:46:29,960 AII the fashion shows, the radiothons, for nothing? 1474 01:46:30,047 --> 01:46:32,845 They come here tonight... 1475 01:46:33,607 --> 01:46:36,201 to scout the Chiefs! 1476 01:46:36,287 --> 01:46:39,040 The toughest team in the FederaI League! 1477 01:46:40,207 --> 01:46:43,438 Not this bunch of... 1478 01:46:45,207 --> 01:46:47,118 pussies! 1479 01:47:00,167 --> 01:47:02,078 Scouts? 1480 01:47:18,327 --> 01:47:21,046 This is more Iike it. It just makes me feeI reaI gIad 1481 01:47:21,127 --> 01:47:24,881 to see the Chiefs back on the warpath again... to coin a phrase. 1482 01:47:28,047 --> 01:47:31,403 God, it's been a Iong time since this pIace saw my shadow. 1483 01:47:36,527 --> 01:47:40,520 - What am I doing here? - You Iook fabuIous. Now, come on. 1484 01:47:49,007 --> 01:47:51,282 Oh, my God. I'd forgotten. 1485 01:47:56,727 --> 01:48:00,606 Everybody is just on their feet screaming ''KiII! KiII! KiII!'' This is hockey! 1486 01:48:03,327 --> 01:48:04,521 Let's go, Chiefs! 1487 01:48:28,687 --> 01:48:31,804 AII right! KiII 'em! 1488 01:48:49,327 --> 01:48:51,841 They're pummeIIing each other! Wait a minute. 1489 01:48:51,927 --> 01:48:55,476 Ned Braden is skating out onto the centre of the ice. He... 1490 01:49:02,287 --> 01:49:04,323 He's not fighting, no. He's... 1491 01:49:12,327 --> 01:49:15,922 Ned Braden is starting to take off articIes of his uniform! 1492 01:49:23,967 --> 01:49:26,435 ( ''The Stripper'') 1493 01:50:54,487 --> 01:50:55,920 Way to go, Ned. Way to go. 1494 01:50:56,007 --> 01:51:00,364 I don't want any youngsters to get the idea that this is the way to pIay hockey. 1495 01:51:04,927 --> 01:51:07,077 Stop that! That's disgusting! 1496 01:51:11,447 --> 01:51:14,007 - I protest! - Protest? Protest what? 1497 01:51:14,087 --> 01:51:19,036 I'm gIad Mrs Carr isn't here tonight, because this is a Iascivious dispIay! 1498 01:51:21,647 --> 01:51:24,002 Take it off! 1499 01:51:24,727 --> 01:51:27,400 - Make him stop or we go! - Get your paws off me, Scarface! 1500 01:51:27,487 --> 01:51:30,206 Stop him! This is a serious game, not a freak show! 1501 01:51:30,287 --> 01:51:34,838 What do you mean, a serious game? What are you taIking about? This is hockey! 1502 01:51:35,527 --> 01:51:39,122 - You're afraid of these goons, aren't you? - Watch out, punk! 1503 01:51:40,847 --> 01:51:44,635 - Get that pervert off the ice! - Hands off me, or you forfeit the game. 1504 01:51:44,727 --> 01:51:46,638 Forfeit, my ass! Look at that! 1505 01:51:49,127 --> 01:51:51,516 AII right. That's it. That's the game. 1506 01:51:51,607 --> 01:51:55,361 - You Iose. - What are you taIking about, Iose? 1507 01:51:55,447 --> 01:51:59,804 AII right, come on, dummy, you won the game. Come on, pick up your trophy. 1508 01:52:04,487 --> 01:52:06,398 Here ya go, ya bum. 1509 01:52:14,847 --> 01:52:18,760 The Chiefs have won the championship of the FederaI League! 1510 01:52:19,087 --> 01:52:21,157 He's gonna catch his death out there. 1511 01:52:42,487 --> 01:52:44,239 I said some bad things about the boy, 1512 01:52:44,327 --> 01:52:47,717 but we can expIain that to the exuberance and excitement of youth, 1513 01:52:47,807 --> 01:52:50,526 because he's certainIy changed his ways now. 1514 01:52:54,007 --> 01:52:55,918 My boy! 1515 01:53:04,727 --> 01:53:06,638 ( ''Yankee DoodIe'') 1516 01:53:23,727 --> 01:53:27,037 - Hi, Francine! - Francine! 1517 01:53:28,207 --> 01:53:30,675 Come on, honey! You got aII the room in the worId. 1518 01:53:30,767 --> 01:53:32,837 You ain't gonna hit anything. Come on! 1519 01:53:36,447 --> 01:53:39,644 - I got good news! - Honey, I'm paying by the hour for this. 1520 01:53:39,727 --> 01:53:42,878 The Minnesota Night Hawks. I'm coaching. The Big AppIe! 1521 01:53:42,967 --> 01:53:48,246 - Somebody's puIIing a practicaI joke. - No! I got a contract back there in the car. 1522 01:53:48,327 --> 01:53:51,717 Hey, the Chiefs are history, but the minute I get up to Minnesota, 1523 01:53:51,807 --> 01:53:54,002 I'm gonna bring my guys up there. 1524 01:53:54,087 --> 01:53:59,081 I mean, we're a soIid act, honey. We're starting out with something big. 1525 01:53:59,167 --> 01:54:01,078 - Oh, Jesus! - What? 1526 01:54:02,127 --> 01:54:04,516 You don't have my number. 1527 01:54:04,607 --> 01:54:07,758 If you wanna get in touch with me, just do it through the team. 1528 01:54:07,847 --> 01:54:10,441 The Minnesota Night Hawks, remember? OK? 1529 01:54:10,527 --> 01:54:12,961 You couId need some money or something, or... 1530 01:54:13,047 --> 01:54:16,642 WeII, maybe things just won't work out the way you expect. 1531 01:54:16,727 --> 01:54:19,525 Jeez, we got a Iot of years between us, Francine. 1532 01:54:19,607 --> 01:54:21,484 - Some hard miIes, you know? - I know. 1533 01:54:21,567 --> 01:54:25,082 - (car horn) - Oh, shut up, you goddamn meathead! 1534 01:54:25,167 --> 01:54:27,601 - Honey, I gotta go. - You gotta go. 1535 01:54:27,687 --> 01:54:31,680 Listen, if things don't work out, you can get in touch with me in MinneapoIis. 1536 01:54:31,767 --> 01:54:34,918 - Bye, Reggie. - I couId make a goddamn fortune. 1537 01:54:46,287 --> 01:54:48,198 (car horns) 1538 01:54:56,727 --> 01:54:59,685 - Is she comin' to Minnesota? - For sure! 1539 01:56:26,367 --> 01:56:30,121 ( ''Right Back Where We Started From'' by Maxine NightingaIe) 1540 01:56:37,687 --> 01:56:41,236 Ooh, and it's aII right, and it's comin' on 1541 01:56:41,327 --> 01:56:44,797 We gotta get right back to where we started from 1542 01:56:44,887 --> 01:56:47,401 Love is good, Iove can be strong 1543 01:56:47,487 --> 01:56:51,036 We gotta get right back to where we started from 1544 01:56:57,647 --> 01:57:00,923 - Do you remember the day - That sunny day 1545 01:57:01,007 --> 01:57:02,918 When you first came my way? 1546 01:57:04,127 --> 01:57:07,756 I said no one couId take your pIace 1547 01:57:10,167 --> 01:57:13,159 - And if you get hurt - If you get hurt 1548 01:57:13,247 --> 01:57:15,556 By the IittIe things I say 1549 01:57:16,407 --> 01:57:20,958 I can put that smiIe back on your face 1550 01:57:21,447 --> 01:57:24,723 Ooh, and it's aII right, and it's comin' on 1551 01:57:24,807 --> 01:57:28,402 We gotta get right back to where we started from 1552 01:57:28,487 --> 01:57:31,001 Love is good, Iove can be strong 1553 01:57:31,087 --> 01:57:34,284 We gotta get right back to where we started from 1554 01:57:34,367 --> 01:57:37,120 AII right, and it's comin' on 1555 01:57:37,207 --> 01:57:40,756 We gotta get right back to where we started from 1556 01:57:40,847 --> 01:57:43,407 Love is good, Iove can be strong 1557 01:57:43,487 --> 01:57:46,877 We gotta get right back to where we started from