1 00:00:10,811 --> 00:00:13,764 No way. 2 00:00:32,415 --> 00:00:40,515 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 3 00:00:40,590 --> 00:00:45,721 You're nobody 'til somebody cares 4 00:00:47,897 --> 00:00:53,358 You may be king You may possess the world 5 00:00:53,436 --> 00:00:55,996 And its gold 6 00:00:56,072 --> 00:00:59,337 But gold won't bring you happiness 7 00:00:59,409 --> 00:01:03,675 When you're growin' old 8 00:01:03,746 --> 00:01:06,078 The world still is the same 9 00:01:06,149 --> 00:01:08,913 You never change it 10 00:01:11,020 --> 00:01:14,319 As sure as the stars 11 00:01:14,390 --> 00:01:17,848 Shine above 12 00:01:17,927 --> 00:01:25,663 You're nobody 'til somebody loves you 13 00:01:25,735 --> 00:01:30,934 So find yourself somebody to love 14 00:02:03,673 --> 00:02:06,107 The world still is the same 15 00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:10,475 You never change it 16 00:02:10,546 --> 00:02:14,380 As sure as the stars 17 00:02:14,450 --> 00:02:18,318 Shine above 18 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:25,817 But you're nobody 'til somebody loves you 19 00:02:25,895 --> 00:02:33,109 So find yourself somebody to love 20 00:02:37,924 --> 00:02:41,553 - Okay, so what if I don't want to give up on her? - You don't call. 21 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:44,620 - You said I don't call if I wanted to give up on her. - Right. 22 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:47,758 - So I don't call either way. - Right. 23 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:51,463 - So what's the difference? - There is no difference right now. 24 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:54,598 See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up... 25 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,302 is if you take her back when she wants to come back. 26 00:02:57,377 --> 00:02:59,971 But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. 27 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:03,106 In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back. 28 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:07,017 So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her. 29 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:09,954 - Right. - Well, that sucks. 30 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,685 Yeah, it sucks. 31 00:03:12,759 --> 00:03:17,059 So it's like a retroactive decision then? I mean, I could, like, forget about her. 32 00:03:17,130 --> 00:03:20,463 And then when she comes back, make like I just pretended to forget about her? 33 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:25,100 Right, although probably more likely the opposite. 34 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:27,106 What do you mean? 35 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:30,109 I mean, at first you're gonna pretend to forget about her. 36 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:32,611 Not call her, I don't know, whatever. 37 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,943 But then, eventually, you really will forget about her. 38 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:38,416 - Well, unless she comes back first. - Mm, see, that's the thing. 39 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:41,386 Somehow they know not to come back until you really forget. 40 00:03:45,192 --> 00:03:47,717 - There's the rub. - There's the rub. 41 00:03:50,797 --> 00:03:56,133 Look, man, uh, I-I'm sorry we always talk about the same thing all the time. 42 00:03:56,203 --> 00:03:59,536 - Ah, no, it's all right. - It's just that, you know... It's just you been there, man. 43 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:01,904 - Don't sweat it. - Your advice really helps. And I just, I don't know... 44 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:05,741 You know, Rob, you're the only one I can talk to about her. 45 00:04:05,812 --> 00:04:08,838 Thanks. Thanks, man. 46 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:15,485 Hello, you have four messages. 47 00:04:15,555 --> 00:04:18,251 Message one. 48 00:04:18,325 --> 00:04:20,418 Hey, gorgeous, it's, uh, Trent calling. 49 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:23,690 Look, you gotta get that girl out of your head. Uh, I hope my... 50 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,527 Message two. 51 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,592 Hey, Mike, uh, if you want to talk about Michelle, give me... 52 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:32,035 Message three. 53 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,938 Did she call yet? I'm sure she... - Message four. 54 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:38,409 Michael, this is Grandma. 55 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,878 We all miss you back here in New York. 56 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,882 You still haven't told me if you got that part on the television pro... 57 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:48,284 That was your last message. 58 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:53,459 You have to put things in perspective. 59 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:56,962 - I know, I know. - She doesn't deserve you. 60 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,964 Thanks. I appreciate that. 61 00:04:59,032 --> 00:05:01,466 There are plenty of fish in the sea. 62 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,900 Okay, that's great advice. Thanks a lot. Okay? Bye. 63 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,803 - Life, after all... - Please, I'm trying to make a phone call. 64 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,036 - Are you calling her? - No. Will you stop? I'm try... Please. 65 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,416 - Hello? - What's up, Trent? 66 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:20,578 Hey, we got two parties tonight. One's for a modeling agency. 67 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,589 - I don't know. - Listen to me, baby. There's gonna be beautiful babies there. 68 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,421 I... Look, Trent, uh, I got shit to do tomorrow. 69 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:29,428 Listen to you. I've got a final callback on a pilot at 9:00, and I'm going to this thing. 70 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,930 Come on, Mike, you got to get out with the beautiful babies. 71 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,762 - You can't sit at home thinking about it. - Not tonight. 72 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:37,428 Not tonight? Listen to you! We're gonna have fun tonight. 73 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,938 - We gotta get you out of that stuffy apartment. 74 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:43,100 We're gonna spend half the night driving around the hills looking for this one party, 75 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,610 and you're gonna say it sucks, and we're all gonna leave, 76 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,613 and then we're gonna go look for this other party. 77 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,945 But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck. 78 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,951 I spend half the night talkin' to some girl who's lookin' around the room... 79 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,113 to see if there's somebody else who's more important she should be talking to. 80 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:00,023 And it's like I'm supposed to be all happy, uh, 'cause she's wearing a backpack. 81 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,891 I... You know, and half of them are just nasty skanks... 82 00:06:02,962 --> 00:06:06,693 who wouldn't be nothing, except they're surrounded by a bunch of drunken, horny assholes. 83 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:09,064 I'm gonna tell you something, T. Are you listening? 84 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:13,162 - Yeah, I'm listening. - I'm not gonna be one of those assholes, all right? 85 00:06:13,239 --> 00:06:15,173 It just makes me sick. 86 00:06:15,241 --> 00:06:17,903 It's like, uh, some nasty skank who isn't half the woman my girlfriend is... 87 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,911 is gonna front me? 88 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:21,913 - It makes me want to fuckin' puke. - Jesus Christ! 89 00:06:21,981 --> 00:06:24,916 Will you shut up for a minute? We gotta get you the fuck out of Dodge, man. 90 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:28,317 - We're goin' to Vegas tonight. - What are you talkin' about? 91 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:31,915 - Vegas, baby. Vegas! - What do you mean, Vegas? 92 00:06:31,991 --> 00:06:34,425 - Vegas. Las Vegas. - I'm not going to no Vegas. 93 00:06:34,494 --> 00:06:37,691 Yeah. I think... You know what, man? We're gonna go to Vegas and, uh... 94 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,698 - When are we going to Vegas? - We're going tonight. 95 00:06:39,766 --> 00:06:41,927 - No, we're not going tonight. I'm not going to Vegas! - I'm gonna pick you up. 96 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,731 - Listen to me. - No, you listen to me. I'm not going, okay? 97 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,604 - None of this shit anymore. - Listen, I just listened to you; now hear me out. 98 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:51,439 You bring something nice to wear. 99 00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:53,570 - I'm not going to Vegas. - Mike, we're going. 100 00:06:53,646 --> 00:06:55,580 I'm not going to Vegas. 101 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:59,948 All right, listen. I took out $300, but I'm only betting with 100. 102 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:03,182 I can't afford any more than that, all right? 103 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,486 And I figure if we buy a lot of chips, though, the pit boss will see us, 104 00:07:05,558 --> 00:07:07,890 he'll comp us all sorts of free shit; that's how it works over there. 105 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,895 - But you gotta be cool. - I'm cool, baby, I'm cool. 106 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,989 They're gonna give Daddy a room, some breakfast, maybe Bennett singing. 107 00:07:13,066 --> 00:07:15,591 - I know just the place. - What the hell are you wearin'? 108 00:07:15,668 --> 00:07:17,602 I thought you said we're gonna wear suits. 109 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:20,468 Oh, Mike, you gotta stop worrying about this. We're goin' to Vegas, man. 110 00:07:20,540 --> 00:07:24,067 If you're wearing a suit, and you look like you gamble a lot, they give you free shit. 111 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,374 It's in the back. I'll put it on when we get there. 112 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,641 Uh-uh. No way. No, turn around. I'm goin' home. 113 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:31,115 You gotta show up wearing that suit, or otherwise I'm not going. 114 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:35,120 All right already, okay? I'll put my suit on. Grab the wheel. Hold it steady. 115 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,588 - I'm tellin' you, this is how you do it. - I know! 116 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,353 - They're watching you when you drive up. That's how it works. - Fine, fine. 117 00:07:40,427 --> 00:07:42,292 It could work. I'm serious. 118 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:44,830 They're gonna give Daddy the Rain Man suite. You dig that? 119 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:46,923 - We're going to Vegas, Mike. Vegas! - Vegas! 120 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,934 You think we can get there by midnight? 121 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:50,936 - We're gonna be up five "hundy" by midnight! - Yeah! 122 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:54,633 - Vegas! Vegas! - Vegas, baby. Vegas! 123 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:02,876 Vegas, baby. Vegas. 124 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:07,818 'Cause I'm not the happy guy I used to be 125 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:12,381 She thinks I 126 00:08:12,459 --> 00:08:17,192 Still care 127 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:21,199 But if she's happy thinking 128 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,895 I still need her 129 00:08:27,407 --> 00:08:29,568 Vegas, baby. Vegas. 130 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,748 Vegas. 131 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:05,376 It's the root of all evil Of strife and upheaval 132 00:09:05,445 --> 00:09:08,278 But I'm certain, honey 133 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,879 That life would be sunny 134 00:09:12,952 --> 00:09:16,786 With plenty of money 135 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:20,883 And you 136 00:09:32,138 --> 00:09:34,572 I always thought, uh, Caesar's was more the dope spot. 137 00:09:34,640 --> 00:09:38,076 Back in their day, this place was a real contender, but now they'll appreciate the business. 138 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:41,238 They'll probably fall all over themselves for a couple of high-class guys like me and you. 139 00:09:41,314 --> 00:09:43,748 - Now, we're not... - You want to be fresh on the scene, right? 140 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:46,512 The new places down on the strip, now, those places are supposed to be it. 141 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:49,851 Oh, Mike, you don't want all that fuckin' Pirate of the Caribbean horseshit. 142 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,856 Or the rock and roll grunge tip. 143 00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:54,586 You know, guys like me and you gotta kick it here. Old school. 144 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,924 Yeah, this is... This is truly old school. 145 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,989 - Definitely old school. - This place is fuckin' dead. 146 00:10:01,067 --> 00:10:03,592 You know, I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo. 147 00:10:03,669 --> 00:10:05,864 - Yeah, well, they're all skanks. - What are you talkin' about? 148 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,872 Look at all the beautiful babies here. 149 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,932 The beautiful babies don't work midnights to 6:00 on a... on a Wednesday. 150 00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:13,979 - This is the skank shift. - Look at all the beautiful honeys here. 151 00:10:14,046 --> 00:10:17,880 - Excuse me. - Excuse me, darling. I want you to remember this face here. 152 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:21,818 This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy. 153 00:10:23,823 --> 00:10:26,417 Okay. 154 00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,120 Will you cut that shit out? 155 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,857 - What? She smiled. - That's not cool, man. 156 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,627 - Did she or did she not smile? - It doesn't matter. 157 00:10:34,700 --> 00:10:37,760 - Mike, I'm telling you, girls love that stuff. - You're gonna screw up our plan. 158 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:41,466 - Baby, we're gonna get laid. - Could we first see what happens when we play it cool? 159 00:10:41,540 --> 00:10:45,840 What do you think, Mike? Do you think she's gonna leave us and go tell her pit boss on us? 160 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,845 Will you stop makin' fun, all right? 161 00:10:47,913 --> 00:10:51,314 The trick is we gotta look like we don't need the shit, then they give us shit for free. 162 00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,978 Right, right, right. Well, I think you look great, man. 163 00:10:54,053 --> 00:10:57,079 I think I'm looking like the money, like the bomb, right? 164 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,819 All right, stop. See that? That, uh, table? That's where we make our scene. 165 00:11:00,893 --> 00:11:02,884 You think they'll notice me and you? 166 00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:05,487 Oh, they're gonna notice me and you, 'cause they're watching. 167 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:08,725 - Nicely done, sir. You're on a streak now. - It's about time. 168 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:13,261 One of the best streaks I've ever had. I wanna get even. 169 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:21,112 Uh, start with, uh, I don't know, 300? 170 00:11:36,295 --> 00:11:39,355 I can count that for you. 171 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,366 - On the table. - Excuse me? 172 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:45,530 - You have to lay it on the table. - I don't want to bet it all. 173 00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:47,538 You're not allowed to hand me money, sir. 174 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:50,803 You have to lay it on the table if you want me to change it. 175 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:02,119 - Changing 300. - Three hundred. 176 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:13,424 - Do you have anything smaller? - Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 177 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:16,764 But this happens to be a $100 minimum bet table. 178 00:12:16,836 --> 00:12:19,430 Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at one of our lower stakes tables. 179 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,866 Okay, just tuck 'em under, just like this. 180 00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:26,878 There you go. 181 00:12:28,047 --> 00:12:30,140 Cocktails? 182 00:12:30,216 --> 00:12:32,343 Guy behind the guy. 183 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,784 I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. 184 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:37,516 Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. 185 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,525 Uh, single malt. Glenlivet, Glenfiddich perhaps. 186 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,618 Maybe a Glengow... Any Glen. 187 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:45,129 Scotch on the rocks. 188 00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,575 - Double down. - What? 189 00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,848 You got an 11. You always double down on an 11. 190 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,981 I know, but it's $200. It's blood money. 191 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,082 - Mike, you gotta double down. - I can't double down. 192 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,185 - Mike, if you don't look like you know what you're doing... - Will you stop for a second? 193 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,526 - Just shut up, okay? I can't. - If you don't look like you know what you're doing... 194 00:13:18,597 --> 00:13:20,497 Just stop for a second! 195 00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,932 Double down. 196 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,806 That's nice. 197 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,809 Eighteen. Good. Eighteen's good. 198 00:13:36,849 --> 00:13:40,410 Twelve. Sixteen. 199 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,149 Twenty-one. 200 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,125 I'm telling you, baby, you always double down on an 11. 201 00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,289 - Well, obviously not always. - Always, baby. 202 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:54,628 I'm just saying not in this particular case. 203 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:57,635 - You always double... - I lost, okay? How could you say "always"? 204 00:13:57,703 --> 00:14:01,969 - Lady has 11. What would you like to do? - Um, I hit. 205 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:05,738 - Fifteen. - I don't know what to do here. 206 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,177 I'll hit again. 207 00:14:08,247 --> 00:14:10,181 Seventeen. 208 00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:14,744 Okay. I'll hit there. Okay. 209 00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:17,584 - Twenty-one. - Oh, my gosh! Twenty-one! 210 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,454 I got it! Oh, my heavens. Thank you! 211 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,517 Whee! 212 00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:25,393 Would you like to have some breakfast this morning, ma'am? 213 00:14:25,464 --> 00:14:29,025 Oh, I really shouldn't. But then again, it's a good idea. I'd love it. 214 00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,262 - Thank you so much! - Why not? By all means. 215 00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,271 - Take this ticket in with you when you go in. - Oh, thank you! 216 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,273 - They'll fix you up. - You'll fix me up. 217 00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:42,010 That went plenty nice, baby. You're up 20 bucks. 218 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:44,606 You know, I mean not counting what happened on the first table. 219 00:14:44,683 --> 00:14:46,878 - Thanks for clarifying that. - I'm down too, Mike. 220 00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:50,353 - Yeah? What'd you lose? - I don't know what I dropped. 221 00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:52,788 Let's see, I dropped probably 35 or... 222 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:56,123 Don't give me that shit. You know exactly what you lost. What'd you drop? 223 00:14:56,195 --> 00:14:59,790 Twenty, all right? But I was down at least fifty. I'm sorry. I got lucky on the craps table. 224 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,561 You shouldn't be sorry. You're a winner. I'm the fuckin' loser. 225 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:04,899 - I'm the one who should be sorry. - Baby, don't talk that way. 226 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:07,063 Could we just go, please? Could we go? 227 00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:09,073 Baby, look at me. Look at me. 228 00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:12,076 You're money. And you know what else? You're a big winner tonight. 229 00:15:12,144 --> 00:15:14,078 - I want to leave. - You're a big winner. 230 00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,910 I'm gonna ask you a simple question, and I want you to listen to me. 231 00:15:16,982 --> 00:15:21,248 Who's the big winner here tonight at the casino? Huh? 232 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,811 - Mikey, that's who. Mikey's the big winner. - Okay. 233 00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:25,823 - Mikey wins. - What a fuckin' asshole. 234 00:15:25,891 --> 00:15:28,758 Fine, I'm an asshole. But you know what? You're the big winner tonight, Mikey. 235 00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:30,954 - You're the big winner in more ways than one. - There you two are. 236 00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:34,431 I walked around for an hour with that stupid scotch on my tray. 237 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:36,968 We got knocked out pretty fast. 238 00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:39,266 - Ah, a couple of high rollers like yourself? - Can you believe it? 239 00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:41,670 - I'm gonna get you that scotch. - You know, forget about it. 240 00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:44,334 - I didn't even want it. I just wanted to order it. - Can I get you something else? 241 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,538 I mean, you really shouldn't leave without getting something for free. 242 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,547 Why ruin a perfect night? 243 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,607 Listen, um, bring a single-malted, uh, Glengarry for me... 244 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,619 and one for my boy Mikey here. 245 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,747 And if you tell the bartender to go easy on the water, 246 00:15:57,823 --> 00:16:02,226 then this 50-cent piece has your name written all over it, okay? 247 00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:04,558 I want you to run along, 'cause I'll be timing you. 248 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:09,158 I'm gonna keep time. One, two, three, four. 249 00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:12,567 - What an asshole. - Baby, that was money. Tell me that wasn't money. 250 00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,902 - That was so demeaning. - She smiled, baby. 251 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,909 - I can't believe what an asshole you are. - No, baby, she smiled. 252 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,912 - She was smiling at what an asshole you are. - No, no, no, no, no. 253 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,574 - She was smiling at how money I was, what I did with her. - Could we get out of here? 254 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,584 - I'm not gonna pay for a room. - Mike, what the hell do you want to get out of here for? 255 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,086 - The honey baby's bringing us a cocktail. - What, are you nuts? 256 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,520 - You think she's coming back here? - I know she's coming back. 257 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:34,525 Did you hear what she said? "You shouldn't leave without getting something for free." 258 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,494 Baby, she wants to party. She wants to. 259 00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,497 I'm tired. We should just go. 260 00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:42,693 Baby, this is what we came for. Now, we met a beautiful baby, and she likes you. 261 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,760 - She likes you. - Whatever. Daddy's gonna get her to bring a friend. 262 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,001 Now, I don't care if I end up with her or one of her beautiful baby friends. 263 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:54,910 It's just I been... I been out of the game for so long, man. 264 00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:58,939 - It's been like six years. - Listen, it's hard, I know. I been there myself. 265 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,551 Not for six years or anything, but I've been there. 266 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:02,085 Not for six years or anything, but I've been there. 267 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:04,748 The best thing you can do is just get back out there. 268 00:17:04,823 --> 00:17:08,884 It's just I... I'm not attracted to them. I keep thinking of my girlfriend. 269 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,895 Then I'm trying to, like, maintain a conversation with them. 270 00:17:11,963 --> 00:17:15,729 Mike, do you even think I know what the hell they're saying to me half the time? 271 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:18,234 I don't know if they're talking about how hard it is to be adopted... 272 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,737 or how their dad can't show 'em affection. 273 00:17:20,805 --> 00:17:24,263 All I do, man, is stare at their mouth and wrinkle my eyebrows, 274 00:17:24,342 --> 00:17:26,970 and somehow I turn out to be a big sweetie, okay? 275 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:30,572 Take this girl here. She's a waitress in Las Vegas. 276 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:34,585 But I bet somewhere inside of her there is a very, very special dream. 277 00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:37,087 And no matter how hard I try, I won't... 278 00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:39,988 Hey, there she is, the most special lady in town, right? 279 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,424 - Yup. - What time do you get off, uh, Christy? 280 00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:44,428 - 6:00. - 6:00, great. 281 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:47,863 - Two Glengarrys down, easy on the water. - Fantastic. 282 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:50,925 Uh, listen. Why don't you call a friend and have her meet the three of us... 283 00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:53,527 - at the Bamboo Lounge at 6:01? - You got it. 284 00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:56,665 - All right? - Sure. Hey. 285 00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:02,507 That was so fuckin' money. That was like the Jedi mind shit. 286 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:05,379 See, that's what I'm trying to tell you, baby. Girls love that kind of stuff. 287 00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:07,418 They don't go for the sensitive shit. 288 00:18:07,485 --> 00:18:10,886 You start talking to 'em about, uh, you know, puppy dogs and ice cream. 289 00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:14,392 They know what you want to do. What do you think? You really think they don't know? 290 00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:17,223 - No. I know. - They know what you want, baby. Believe me. 291 00:18:17,295 --> 00:18:19,729 When you pretend it's just like a waste of their time. 292 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:23,131 You're gonna take 'em that way eventually, right? Don't apologize for it. 293 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:27,103 It's just that I get this thing where I want to be a gentleman and I wanna show respect. 294 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,697 Oh, Mike. Respect, my ass. 295 00:18:29,774 --> 00:18:31,799 What they respect is honesty. 296 00:18:31,876 --> 00:18:35,744 Look, you see how they dress when they go out, right? They want you to notice 'em. 297 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:39,011 All you're doin' is letting them know that it's working. Get off this respect kick. 298 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,053 There's nothing wrong with letting the girls know that you're money... 299 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,521 - and that you wanna party. - You ready to order? 300 00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:48,616 Yeah. I'll have a coffee... Two, uh, two coffees. 301 00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:51,321 And it says, uh, here, "Breakfast anytime." 302 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,762 That's right. 303 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:57,632 I'll have the, uh, pancakes and the, uh, age of enlightenment, please. 304 00:18:57,702 --> 00:19:00,296 And for you? 305 00:19:00,372 --> 00:19:04,832 Oh, um, let's see, I'll have the, um, the Toucan. 306 00:19:04,909 --> 00:19:07,434 - Over easy. - I'll be back with the coffee. 307 00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:09,707 All right, great. Nice, baby. 308 00:19:09,781 --> 00:19:12,045 Renaissance. It went over her head. 309 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,711 I should have said renaissance. Age of enlightenment. I... 310 00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:19,052 Oh, God! Like a Las Vegas waitress is gonna get an obscure French philosophical reference? 311 00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:21,422 It's like I'm trying to show off to her. 312 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,360 I may as well have just said, "Let me jump your ignorant bones." 313 00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:26,897 Don't even sweat her. We're gonna meet our honeys soon. 314 00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,661 - You know Christy's friend is gonna be money. - It's 20 to. 315 00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:33,067 - We gotta get out of here. - Baby, will you relax just for a minute here? 316 00:19:33,138 --> 00:19:36,198 Excuse me. We have... We're in a little bit of a hurry. 317 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,208 Hang on, Voltaire. 318 00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:54,715 - I get paid for loving - Hmm 319 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,091 Loving all the time 320 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,298 - How're you doin', guys? - Hey, boys. 321 00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:03,926 - We almost gave up on you. - I'm sorry we're late. 322 00:20:04,002 --> 00:20:07,096 - There's, uh, no clocks in this town anywhere. - No harm done. 323 00:20:07,172 --> 00:20:09,106 - This is Lisa. - Hi. 324 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:11,608 - I'm sorry. I never got your name. - I'm Mike. 325 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:14,110 - Mike. - This is Trent. We call him Double Down. 326 00:20:14,179 --> 00:20:16,113 - Trent. - Stop right there. 327 00:20:16,181 --> 00:20:18,945 - Ladies, don't you always double down on an 11? - Always. 328 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,951 - No matter what. Like splitting aces. - Whatever. 329 00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:23,647 - Hi, Lisa. I'm Trent. It's nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 330 00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,656 Lovely, uh, make-up job you have there. 331 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:28,420 - Oh. Uh, Lisa works at the MGM Grand. - I'm a Dorothy. 332 00:20:28,493 --> 00:20:31,291 Oh, Lisa's a Dorothy. That's great. That's great. 333 00:20:32,897 --> 00:20:36,833 Well, we're not in Kansas anymore. 334 00:20:40,705 --> 00:20:44,141 So, uh, what do you guys do? 335 00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,769 Well, I'm a comedian. 336 00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:55,076 Um, do you ever play out here? I'd love to see you sometime. 337 00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,087 - No. - Why not? 338 00:20:57,155 --> 00:21:00,647 Well, there are, uh... You know, it's just different circuits. 339 00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:03,660 - It's hard to explain. You wouldn't understand. - Who's your booking agent? 340 00:21:03,728 --> 00:21:06,561 She... She knows... 341 00:21:06,631 --> 00:21:09,930 Actually, I don't have West Coast representation as of yet. 342 00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:12,697 Oh, who's your representation back East? 343 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:16,935 I didn't... I sort of freelanced on my own, kind of found my own things. 344 00:21:17,008 --> 00:21:19,306 - 'Cause I... - So what do you do, Trent? 345 00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:22,346 - I'm a producer. - Oh! Cool! 346 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,348 That's great. 347 00:21:24,416 --> 00:21:26,680 I'm really not supposed to drink here. 348 00:21:26,751 --> 00:21:31,313 We should go someplace else. How's my place? 349 00:21:31,389 --> 00:21:33,619 - Yeah, that's great. - Yeah? 350 00:21:33,691 --> 00:21:36,626 - All right? - Yeah, we... Yeah, sure. 351 00:21:36,694 --> 00:21:39,458 - Right. - Because if you can't drink here... 352 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:41,465 - Then you can't drink. - Why not? 353 00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:44,468 - That'll be great. - Okay, great. Let's go. 354 00:21:44,602 --> 00:21:47,594 You were in Acapulco Beach? 355 00:21:47,672 --> 00:21:50,163 We watch that all the time. 356 00:21:50,241 --> 00:21:53,404 - No, no, no, no, wait. - Yeah, yeah. 357 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:57,244 The worst was when I went in for this Afterschool Special, right? 358 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,545 So I'm sitting in the waiting room, 359 00:21:59,617 --> 00:22:02,711 and there's all these little kids, uh, sitting in the waiting room with me. 360 00:22:02,787 --> 00:22:05,688 And I see that all the kids are signed in for the exact same role as me. 361 00:22:05,757 --> 00:22:08,658 - They're auditioning for the same role as you? - Right. 362 00:22:08,726 --> 00:22:12,924 So, uh, I check the time and the place. I'm where I'm supposed to be. 363 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:16,831 I call my agent up. She says, "Trent, they asked for you specifically." 364 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:19,631 - What was the thing? - I don't know what it was. It was "Drugs are Bad." 365 00:22:19,704 --> 00:22:22,434 "Jenny Eats Something." Whatever. It's Afterschool Special bullshit. 366 00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:24,441 - Right. - "Jenny Eats Something." 367 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:28,275 The role I'm reading for is "brother." I'm reading for the part of "brother." 368 00:22:28,346 --> 00:22:30,871 Big brother or little brother? 369 00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:34,112 - Just brother, man. Just brother. - No. 370 00:22:34,185 --> 00:22:36,949 Just brother, right? Finally I get to go in and meet everyone, right? 371 00:22:37,021 --> 00:22:39,216 Mikey, I'm telling you, I was money. 372 00:22:39,290 --> 00:22:41,485 It's a starring role. I practiced for a week. 373 00:22:41,559 --> 00:22:45,290 So I'm reading with the casting director and, girls, I literally start crying. 374 00:22:45,363 --> 00:22:47,297 - No. - I swear to God. 375 00:22:47,365 --> 00:22:49,629 The casting director who's reading with me kinda gets caught up in the vibe. 376 00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:51,635 - She starts crying. - Oh! 377 00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:54,467 - Yeah, I swear to God. Swear to God. - Wow. 378 00:22:54,539 --> 00:22:57,565 So now she's crying. I'm crying. 379 00:22:57,642 --> 00:23:01,476 We're both kinda crying, but not the kind of crying that's like... 380 00:23:01,546 --> 00:23:04,071 But the kind of crying that's like we're trying not to cry. 381 00:23:04,148 --> 00:23:07,413 Do you know what I mean? Like we're not trying to... Whatever. It was very cool. 382 00:23:07,485 --> 00:23:10,215 So I finished reading with her. 383 00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:13,086 I finally hold up my finger, like give me a minute here. 384 00:23:13,157 --> 00:23:15,091 - Right. - Like give me a minute. 385 00:23:15,159 --> 00:23:18,595 More than that, 'cause I'm in it. But like I'm broke. 386 00:23:18,663 --> 00:23:22,759 Give me a second here. May I have a minute? 387 00:23:22,834 --> 00:23:26,930 So I put down my head, and the whole room sits in silence... 388 00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:28,939 for at least five minutes. 389 00:23:29,007 --> 00:23:30,941 - Swear to God, five minutes. - Whoa! 390 00:23:31,009 --> 00:23:33,307 I look up, everyone rips up in applause. 391 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:37,109 The whole room is rip-roaring clapping it up for me, for big T, right? 392 00:23:37,181 --> 00:23:41,811 Everyone in the room is sitting there tearing their face. They're crying their eyes out. 393 00:23:41,886 --> 00:23:45,117 The guy working the camera, you know, just filming it? Got tears in his eyes. 394 00:23:45,189 --> 00:23:48,124 - Not the camera guy. - I swear to God, the camera guy. 395 00:23:48,192 --> 00:23:51,286 Not so much from my reading, although it had a lot to do with it, 396 00:23:51,362 --> 00:23:53,489 but, really, he had his own things going on. 397 00:23:53,565 --> 00:23:56,033 So the producer starts to talk to me. 398 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,898 He says, "Trent, when you walked in this room, 399 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,734 I didn't see Trent Walker come in here." 400 00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:05,037 He said, "I saw big brother come in here." Fuckin' great, right? 401 00:24:05,109 --> 00:24:07,703 He says, "You walked in with the role, you nailed it, you're great." 402 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:10,612 - So give me the fuckin' part. - Exactly. Right? 403 00:24:10,682 --> 00:24:15,585 Then he says to me... He says, "Trent, I gotta be honest with you. 404 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:19,749 I think that it might be that you may be just a little bit old... 405 00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:22,315 for the role of brother." 406 00:24:22,393 --> 00:24:24,918 So I felt confident, 'cause I gave a good read. 407 00:24:24,996 --> 00:24:27,931 I say to him, "Well, how old exactly is the role of brother?" 408 00:24:27,999 --> 00:24:29,933 - Here it comes. - 'Cause I'm tall. 409 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:32,435 - Here it comes. - But I look young, Mike. Do I look young, girls? 410 00:24:32,503 --> 00:24:34,528 Yeah, you do. 411 00:24:34,606 --> 00:24:37,598 So he says to me... I swear to God he says this to me with a straight face. 412 00:24:37,675 --> 00:24:41,812 This fucking guy. "Eleven years old." 413 00:24:41,945 --> 00:24:43,879 - And you said "double down." - Double down. 414 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,246 Because you know why? Because you make it happen on the bets. 415 00:24:46,316 --> 00:24:48,250 He's great, isn't he? 416 00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:51,776 But the truth of the matter was, you saw my picture, you saw my tape. 417 00:24:51,855 --> 00:24:54,653 You know I'm 24 years old. Why did you call me in? 418 00:24:54,724 --> 00:24:57,420 - Wow. - That's your great bit. 419 00:24:57,494 --> 00:25:01,260 Well, we all have stories. 420 00:25:01,331 --> 00:25:03,265 - Wow. - Yup. 421 00:25:10,807 --> 00:25:16,143 Uh, how rude of me. I never... I never gave you the... the tour. 422 00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:42,330 Come on home, girl He said with a smile 423 00:25:42,405 --> 00:25:46,739 You don't have to love me and let's get high a while 424 00:25:46,810 --> 00:25:51,611 But try to understand Try to understand 425 00:25:51,681 --> 00:25:54,707 - Ohh - I'm gonna check on my boy. 426 00:25:54,784 --> 00:25:58,117 Ohh, try 427 00:25:58,188 --> 00:26:00,281 Try to understand 428 00:26:00,357 --> 00:26:04,487 Try, try Try to understand 429 00:26:04,561 --> 00:26:07,257 He's a magic man 430 00:26:13,236 --> 00:26:15,261 I'm sure she'll call. 431 00:26:15,338 --> 00:26:17,568 I mean, six years is a long time. 432 00:26:17,641 --> 00:26:20,735 - You don't just break it off cleanly after six years. - But she did. 433 00:26:20,810 --> 00:26:23,745 - And she's with somebody else now. - Already? 434 00:26:23,813 --> 00:26:26,976 - Yeah. - Oh, you poor thing. 435 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:29,746 - You know what? It won't last. - Why not? 436 00:26:29,819 --> 00:26:33,755 - It's a rebound. - We were a rebound and we lasted for six years. 437 00:26:33,823 --> 00:26:39,056 Well, yeah, but how long was the relationship she was rebounding from? 438 00:26:39,129 --> 00:26:41,757 Six years. 439 00:26:41,831 --> 00:26:44,265 Uh, can I check my messages real quick? 440 00:26:44,334 --> 00:26:47,269 - I have a calling card. It won't cost anything. - Yeah. 441 00:26:47,337 --> 00:26:49,601 - Are you sure? - Yeah, sure. The phone's in the back. 442 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:52,107 - I'm not ruining tonight, am I? - No, it's okay. 443 00:26:52,175 --> 00:26:54,268 - Are you sure? - Yeah. Oh, I understand. 444 00:26:54,344 --> 00:26:56,278 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 445 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,854 T. 446 00:27:06,923 --> 00:27:08,857 Trent. 447 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,461 Trent. 448 00:27:13,530 --> 00:27:16,226 I need to, uh, u... 449 00:27:16,299 --> 00:27:21,498 No. I gotta... I gotta use... I gotta use the phone. 450 00:27:21,571 --> 00:27:25,667 - You can check 'em tomorrow. - I need to use the phone. 451 00:27:25,742 --> 00:27:28,575 Okay? I'm sorry. 452 00:27:28,645 --> 00:27:30,579 Hold on. 453 00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:36,413 I'm sure I... They weren't in there that long. 454 00:27:36,486 --> 00:27:39,580 I don't think we're interrupting anything. 455 00:27:46,496 --> 00:27:48,430 I have a calling card. 456 00:27:48,498 --> 00:27:52,229 So it's a 800... it's a 800 number. 457 00:28:05,915 --> 00:28:09,874 - Six years? Oh, poor thing. - I know. 458 00:28:09,953 --> 00:28:11,887 - And you know what he said? - What? What? 459 00:28:11,955 --> 00:28:13,889 - And I believe him. - What? 460 00:28:13,957 --> 00:28:17,893 - He said, "I just want her to be happy." - He said that? 461 00:28:17,961 --> 00:28:20,794 - It's so sweet. So sweet. - That is so sweet. 462 00:28:20,864 --> 00:28:23,230 - Oh. - I know. 463 00:28:23,299 --> 00:28:26,291 I'll make some coffee. 464 00:28:26,369 --> 00:28:29,065 Mmm. 465 00:28:49,793 --> 00:28:51,556 Did she call? 466 00:28:53,029 --> 00:28:57,056 - Oh! - Oh, Mike, I'm so... 467 00:28:57,133 --> 00:28:59,829 Oh, God. 468 00:28:59,903 --> 00:29:03,532 That's so bad. I'm sorry. 469 00:29:04,741 --> 00:29:07,835 It's gonna be okay. 470 00:29:07,911 --> 00:29:12,041 She asked me what I was thinking about. Did you want me to lie? 471 00:29:12,115 --> 00:29:15,209 You didn't have to get into it, baby. 472 00:29:15,285 --> 00:29:17,378 I'm sorry about interrupting you guys. 473 00:29:17,454 --> 00:29:20,981 Oh, don't worry about it. I just wanted you to have a good time, that's all. 474 00:29:21,057 --> 00:29:24,959 - Christy was nice. - Yeah, I really didn't like her that much, to be honest. 475 00:29:25,028 --> 00:29:28,987 - Why not? - I don't know, man. She just... She didn't really do it for me. 476 00:29:29,065 --> 00:29:34,002 What'd you think of that, uh, Dorothy girl? 477 00:29:34,070 --> 00:29:37,062 The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. 478 00:29:37,140 --> 00:29:40,735 - Does that make me some kind of a fag? - No, baby, you're money. 479 00:29:44,314 --> 00:29:47,750 - I don't think she liked me anyway. - Mike, I'm tellin' you, man. 480 00:29:47,817 --> 00:29:50,911 - She thought you were money. - I don't think so. 481 00:29:50,987 --> 00:29:54,081 I heard 'em both talking. Both those girls thought you were money. 482 00:29:54,157 --> 00:29:56,751 You're a good friend. 483 00:29:58,128 --> 00:30:01,097 Look, you take yourself outta the game. 484 00:30:01,164 --> 00:30:03,758 You start talkin' to 'em about puppy dogs and ice cream, 485 00:30:03,833 --> 00:30:07,030 of course it's going to end up on the friendship tip. 486 00:30:07,103 --> 00:30:09,037 I just don't think she liked me in that way. 487 00:30:09,105 --> 00:30:11,869 Baby, you are so money, and you don't even know it. 488 00:30:11,941 --> 00:30:16,435 Look, T, the girls don't go for me the way they go for you, okay? 489 00:30:16,513 --> 00:30:18,913 - Michelle went for you, right? - That's different. 490 00:30:18,982 --> 00:30:21,951 - Why? How is that different? - We were younger. It was college. 491 00:30:22,018 --> 00:30:24,953 You didn't go to college. You don't know how it is. The girls are young, they drink. 492 00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:28,957 - They don't know any better. - Do you know how stupid that sounds? 493 00:30:29,025 --> 00:30:33,962 Listen to me. Your self-esteem is low right now because she's with somebody else. 494 00:30:34,030 --> 00:30:37,796 But talkin' about it and thinkin' about it all the time, it's depressing. 495 00:30:37,867 --> 00:30:41,359 It's no good, man. 496 00:30:41,437 --> 00:30:43,371 I just need a little more time. 497 00:30:43,439 --> 00:30:46,567 Why, so you can sit around your stuffy apartment beating yourself up over it? 498 00:30:46,643 --> 00:30:50,409 - Remember the first week after she told you? - Don't remind me. 499 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:54,541 Huh? Couldn't even leave your place. 500 00:30:54,617 --> 00:30:57,745 You know, you just sat around your stuffy apartment, 501 00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:01,654 sitting there, drinking orange juice, feeling sorry for yourself. 502 00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:05,091 Now look at you, man. Right? I mean, you got a part in a movie. 503 00:31:05,161 --> 00:31:07,755 - A day. - Whatever, Mike. It's work. You understand? 504 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:12,199 You're doing what you love to do. What the hell is she doing now? 505 00:31:12,268 --> 00:31:15,260 Selling scrap metal. 506 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:18,671 Okay. And this guy she's seeing, what the hell does he do? 507 00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:21,232 - He drives a carriage. - What? 508 00:31:21,311 --> 00:31:24,872 I heard he drives a carriage around Central Park or something. 509 00:31:24,948 --> 00:31:28,884 Oh, Mike, please! You're the fun-lovin', outgoing party guy, 510 00:31:28,952 --> 00:31:31,881 and you're sweatin' some lawn jockey. 511 00:31:31,954 --> 00:31:34,923 Jesus Christ! I'm tellin' you, man. 512 00:31:34,991 --> 00:31:38,722 You're better off without this girl. You gotta trust me on this, Mike. 513 00:31:38,795 --> 00:31:42,287 - All right, buddy? - Stop talking. Shut up. 514 00:31:42,365 --> 00:31:46,529 Okay, I'm gonna try. I promise you I will shut up if you shut the hell up. 515 00:31:46,602 --> 00:31:49,537 - We're gonna make this work. - You're damn right you're gonna try. 516 00:31:49,605 --> 00:31:52,472 Let's get home. 517 00:31:52,542 --> 00:31:56,740 - I'm a man of means by no means - Los Angeles. 518 00:31:56,813 --> 00:31:59,111 King of the road 519 00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:03,846 I know every engineer of every train 520 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,219 All their children and all of their names 521 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:11,317 And every handout in every town 522 00:32:11,394 --> 00:32:15,057 Every lock that ain't locked when no one's around 523 00:32:15,231 --> 00:32:18,166 I seen trailers for sale or rent 524 00:32:18,234 --> 00:32:20,600 - I don't think I'm gonna take it. - Look, it's a gig. 525 00:32:20,670 --> 00:32:22,604 This is definitely a step back for me. 526 00:32:22,672 --> 00:32:25,106 There's not much of a call for Shakespeare in this town. 527 00:32:25,174 --> 00:32:27,608 There's just something about being Goofy, all right? 528 00:32:27,677 --> 00:32:31,511 Any other Disney character would be fine. Mickey? Mickey's an icon. 529 00:32:31,581 --> 00:32:34,948 - Why does it have to be Goofy? - What do you want? You're tall. 530 00:32:35,017 --> 00:32:37,611 How am I gonna tell my parents? 531 00:32:37,687 --> 00:32:40,383 I still haven't told them I didn't get the series. 532 00:32:40,456 --> 00:32:42,947 You tested over a month ago. I'm sure they figured it out. 533 00:32:43,025 --> 00:32:46,620 It's like, "Mom, hi. I didn't get that pilot. 534 00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:50,325 By the way, I'm Goofy. Send more money." 535 00:33:09,919 --> 00:33:11,853 Hey, Rob. 536 00:33:13,289 --> 00:33:16,315 You notice I didn't mention her once today. 537 00:33:16,392 --> 00:33:20,021 - I didn't want to say anything. - Oh, yeah? Why? 538 00:33:20,096 --> 00:33:23,827 Ah, it's kind of like not talking to your pitcher in the middle of a no-hitter. 539 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:27,392 - What do you mean? Like you didn't want to jinx it? - Kinda. 540 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:29,938 I don't talk about her that much. 541 00:33:30,006 --> 00:33:32,440 - I didn't mention her once today. - Tend the pin. 542 00:33:32,508 --> 00:33:35,602 The only reason I mentioned her at all was to tell you I'm not gonna talk about her anymore. 543 00:33:35,678 --> 00:33:38,374 - I thought you'd appreciate that. - I do. Good for you, Mikey. 544 00:33:41,684 --> 00:33:44,118 - Get there. - Play it out. 545 00:33:44,187 --> 00:33:47,850 - I decided to get back out there. - Good. Glad to hear it. 546 00:33:47,924 --> 00:33:51,451 - Can't make any more excuses for myself. - Excellent. 547 00:33:53,296 --> 00:33:56,129 Do you wanna hit the town tonight? 548 00:33:56,199 --> 00:33:59,362 Uh, I shouldn't. It's a weeknight. 549 00:33:59,435 --> 00:34:04,134 - You got a Pluto callback? - Yeah, kick me when I'm down. 550 00:34:04,207 --> 00:34:07,176 - All right. Count 'em up. - How many strokes? 551 00:34:07,243 --> 00:34:09,575 One, two, three... 552 00:34:13,983 --> 00:34:15,917 - Eight, nine. - What'd you get? 553 00:34:15,985 --> 00:34:18,419 - Eight or a nine. - I'll give you an eight. 554 00:34:18,487 --> 00:34:20,819 - What did you get? - I got an eight. 555 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:24,257 Dead heat after one hole. It's turning into quite a rivalry. 556 00:34:24,327 --> 00:34:27,854 You better replace the pin, Chi Chi. The natives look restless. 557 00:34:29,565 --> 00:34:31,760 You bitch! You bitch! 558 00:34:31,834 --> 00:34:34,428 Chelios steals to Roenick. 559 00:34:34,503 --> 00:34:36,767 - Money! - Bitch! 560 00:34:36,839 --> 00:34:38,932 Sue, why is Gretzky on his ass again? 561 00:34:39,008 --> 00:34:42,603 - Gretzky's a little bitch. - God, this is such bullshit, man. This is bullshit! 562 00:34:42,678 --> 00:34:45,476 The Kings suck in this game. You should play another team. 563 00:34:45,548 --> 00:34:48,949 - I took the Kings to the Cup. - Yeah, against the computer with the offsides off. 564 00:34:49,018 --> 00:34:52,112 - They're a finesse team, bro. - They're a fuckin' bitch team. Score... Oh! 565 00:34:52,188 --> 00:34:54,782 You bitch! What a fuckin' bitch! 566 00:34:54,857 --> 00:34:56,916 - Watch out, motherfucker. - No, you do not fuckin' hit my elbow. 567 00:34:56,993 --> 00:34:59,484 It's not even so much me as it's Roenick. He's good. 568 00:34:59,562 --> 00:35:01,427 Oh, is that right? 569 00:35:01,497 --> 00:35:03,965 - Chelios steals to Roenick. - You bitch! 570 00:35:04,033 --> 00:35:06,433 Score Chicago! Ohh! 571 00:35:06,502 --> 00:35:08,436 - That was pretty. - Such fuckin' bullshit! 572 00:35:08,504 --> 00:35:11,064 But that was pretty, Sue. Check this out on the instant replay. 573 00:35:11,140 --> 00:35:13,506 - Dude, do not... - You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out. 574 00:35:13,576 --> 00:35:16,374 Look at it! 575 00:35:16,445 --> 00:35:18,379 - Look at it! - I don't want to! 576 00:35:18,447 --> 00:35:21,507 Why do you think they put the instant replay in the fucking game? 577 00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:23,984 - God, you're unbelievable. - So you can see if it's bullshit. 578 00:35:24,053 --> 00:35:27,853 - I am unbelievable. Look at it. - Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay? 579 00:35:27,924 --> 00:35:29,858 - Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play. - I want him to learn it. 580 00:35:29,926 --> 00:35:31,917 - I never get to play. - You should practice this when I'm not here. 581 00:35:31,994 --> 00:35:34,428 - Just fuckin' move it. - When I'm not here, will you practice this? 582 00:35:34,497 --> 00:35:36,590 - Wa, wa, wa, wa. - We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on. 583 00:35:36,666 --> 00:35:38,759 - Set the game up. - Great times. 584 00:35:42,338 --> 00:35:44,431 - Yeah? - Better play defense. 585 00:35:44,507 --> 00:35:47,601 Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor. The elevator's broken, okay? 586 00:35:47,677 --> 00:35:50,111 Dude, it's Pink Dot. Would you buzz him in? Hit nine. 587 00:35:50,179 --> 00:35:52,943 I wish they still had fights in this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne. 588 00:35:53,015 --> 00:35:55,347 - They don't have fighting anymore? - Doesn't that suck? 589 00:35:55,418 --> 00:35:57,750 Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It's the best part of the old version. 590 00:35:57,820 --> 00:35:59,845 Kids were hitting each other or something, man. 591 00:35:59,922 --> 00:36:02,186 But you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed on this one. 592 00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:04,419 - Make somebody's head bleed. - No, we're in play-offs. 593 00:36:04,493 --> 00:36:07,724 I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head bleed for super fan number 99 here. 594 00:36:07,797 --> 00:36:10,493 Mikey, get the door? 595 00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:12,761 - Yeah, give me some money. - Why do I have to give you money? 596 00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:15,599 Give me some fuckin' money. I'm not paying again. 597 00:36:15,671 --> 00:36:18,367 Jesus Christ. Pause the game. 598 00:36:18,441 --> 00:36:21,239 - Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing. - Pause the game! 599 00:36:21,310 --> 00:36:23,244 - I got fuckin' Wayne. - Pause it! 600 00:36:23,312 --> 00:36:26,748 All right, I'll pause it. Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day. 601 00:36:28,250 --> 00:36:30,411 - How much do you want? - Just give me some money. 602 00:36:30,486 --> 00:36:34,320 Okay, fine. Take my last 20. Here. Jesus fucking Christ. 603 00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:38,720 There it is, Mikey! Check it out. His head's bleeding. 604 00:36:38,794 --> 00:36:41,888 Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little Wayne's legs are shaking all over. 605 00:36:41,964 --> 00:36:45,331 - Fucking bitch! What did you do that for? - You're the fucking bitch! 606 00:36:45,401 --> 00:36:48,598 - What the fuck are you... Why did you un-pause it? - Come on, man. 607 00:36:48,671 --> 00:36:51,265 - C'mon, peaches. - Get the fuck off me. 608 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:53,934 - I'm not kidding. - You know what? Look at you. Look at you. 609 00:36:54,010 --> 00:36:56,069 - You wanna kiss me. Look at you. - Get the fuck off. 610 00:36:56,145 --> 00:36:58,079 - Get off! - Look at you right now. 611 00:36:58,147 --> 00:37:00,809 - Get the fuck off me! - You're fuckin' makin' me sick! You want to kiss me! 612 00:37:00,883 --> 00:37:05,149 Hey, hold still. Hold on. It's the fuckin' Pink Dot guy. Hold on. 613 00:37:05,221 --> 00:37:08,657 Hey, Mikey! Mikey, is he cute? 614 00:37:08,724 --> 00:37:11,750 - Is he brown? - Maybe he'd like to come in and join us for a cocktail. 615 00:37:11,827 --> 00:37:13,761 - Is he polite? - Is he a brown man? 616 00:37:13,829 --> 00:37:16,730 If he's polite, have him come in. If he's polite, let him in. Is he clean? 617 00:37:16,799 --> 00:37:19,893 Have him come look. Have him take off his shoes. 618 00:37:19,969 --> 00:37:22,233 Michael, is he clean? I want to see him! 619 00:37:22,304 --> 00:37:26,138 Michael, I want to see him. Don't let him go! Don't let him go. 620 00:37:26,208 --> 00:37:28,733 Get off. I'm serious. Don't fuckin' do that shit. 621 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:32,076 Oh, he got away from us. I'm sorry, Michael. Was he nice? 622 00:37:32,148 --> 00:37:37,245 You guys are assholes. Eat, eat, you fuckin' jackals. 623 00:37:37,319 --> 00:37:39,480 - Oh, yeah. - Nice. 624 00:37:39,555 --> 00:37:41,921 - What time is the party tonight? - It starts at 8:00. 625 00:37:41,991 --> 00:37:44,585 - Everybody'll get there around 10:00. - So, what, 11:00? 626 00:37:44,660 --> 00:37:46,855 - Midnight. - Midnight. 627 00:37:46,929 --> 00:37:50,626 I'm gonna bring an old friend from back home. He just moved out here. 628 00:37:50,699 --> 00:37:52,633 - Who, Rob? - Yeah, you know him. 629 00:37:52,701 --> 00:37:55,135 Yeah, he's cool. You'll like him. He's a rounder, Rob. 630 00:37:55,204 --> 00:37:57,434 - What does he do? - Uh, he's trying to be an actor. 631 00:37:57,506 --> 00:37:59,770 - What a surprise. - How novel. 632 00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:03,369 So the party started at 8:00. 633 00:38:03,446 --> 00:38:05,880 Why are we going to a bar at 10:00? 634 00:38:05,948 --> 00:38:09,475 To grab a drink before we meet the guys for a bite at 11:00. 635 00:38:09,552 --> 00:38:11,486 Where is this place? 636 00:38:11,554 --> 00:38:15,354 For some reason the cool bars in Hollywood have to be hard to find and have no sign. 637 00:38:15,424 --> 00:38:18,052 It's kind of like a speakeasy kind of thing. It's kinda cool. 638 00:38:18,127 --> 00:38:20,960 It's like you're in on some kind of secret, you know? 639 00:38:21,030 --> 00:38:25,023 You tell a chick you been someplace, it's like braggin' that you know how to find it. 640 00:38:39,815 --> 00:38:48,118 Excuse me. 641 00:38:51,994 --> 00:38:54,929 I'll get a Dewars on the rocks. What are you getting? 642 00:38:54,997 --> 00:38:57,932 - Uh, Budweiser. - A Dewars on the rocks and a Bud. 643 00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,527 God, I can't believe the women in this city. 644 00:39:01,603 --> 00:39:05,403 It's like the hottest one percent from... from all over the world... 645 00:39:05,474 --> 00:39:07,408 come to our gene pool. 646 00:39:07,476 --> 00:39:09,410 Darwinism at its best. 647 00:39:09,478 --> 00:39:12,447 - Yo, Mikey, what's up? - Charles! How you doin', man? 648 00:39:12,514 --> 00:39:15,005 - Ah, you know, man. You know. - You get that pilot? 649 00:39:15,083 --> 00:39:18,280 Nah, man. I know you didn't. Otherwise you wouldn't be askin' me, right? 650 00:39:18,353 --> 00:39:21,720 - That shit wasn't funny anyway. - Piece of shit. 651 00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:25,157 Charles, this is my friend Rob from back East. He just moved out here. 652 00:39:25,227 --> 00:39:27,161 - My pleasure. - How you doin', man? 653 00:39:27,229 --> 00:39:29,561 This is Charles. We went to network on a pilot. 654 00:39:29,631 --> 00:39:31,895 - Oh, yeah, I tested for one. - A month ago. 655 00:39:31,967 --> 00:39:35,459 - How'd your folks take it? - Actually, I haven't heard an official "no" yet. 656 00:39:35,537 --> 00:39:38,028 Oh, so you haven't told them yet. 657 00:39:38,106 --> 00:39:41,234 That's all right, man. I still haven't told my folks I didn't get Deep Space Nine. 658 00:39:41,310 --> 00:39:43,244 You figure they'd figure it out by now, right? 659 00:39:43,312 --> 00:39:45,644 - But Moms keeps asking me. - Boy, does it hurt when they ask. 660 00:39:45,714 --> 00:39:47,944 I don't even tell them about anything I'm close on anymore. 661 00:39:48,016 --> 00:39:50,246 Not 'til you book it. You know, you might get cut out. 662 00:39:50,319 --> 00:39:53,982 I'm considering taking a part as Goofy. 663 00:39:54,056 --> 00:39:56,991 - Well, at least it's Disney, right? - Yeah. 664 00:39:57,059 --> 00:40:00,085 Look, we're going to, uh, we're going to this party in the hills. 665 00:40:00,162 --> 00:40:03,222 Some modeling agency. Beautiful babies. You want to come with? 666 00:40:03,298 --> 00:40:05,960 Yeah, why not? This place is dead anyway. 667 00:40:06,034 --> 00:40:08,229 Let's go. 668 00:40:11,807 --> 00:40:14,105 No, no, no, no, no. Now, you got to admit... 669 00:40:14,176 --> 00:40:16,667 that the Steadicam shot in GoodFellas was the money. 670 00:40:16,745 --> 00:40:20,112 The basement of the... the restaurant, the Copa in New York. 671 00:40:20,182 --> 00:40:23,117 - Through the kitchen, Mike. - I heard it took them four days to light that shot. 672 00:40:23,185 --> 00:40:25,119 Four days? I don't know about four days. 673 00:40:25,187 --> 00:40:27,280 - Well, that's what I heard. - They have to hide all the lights. 674 00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:29,290 Jesus, that must've cost a fortune. 675 00:40:29,358 --> 00:40:32,293 That's nothing. You know how much money my man spent on that Vegas movie? 676 00:40:32,361 --> 00:40:34,295 Wait. You gotta be nuts to shoot in a casino. 677 00:40:34,363 --> 00:40:36,456 All right, ready. Mean Streets? 678 00:40:36,531 --> 00:40:39,694 - That's the dope. - Dude, dude. Reservoir Dogs. 679 00:40:39,768 --> 00:40:41,793 - Oh, stop with that fucking Reservoir Dogs. - Which one? 680 00:40:41,870 --> 00:40:44,430 The one right in the beginning where they're walking in slow motion, man. 681 00:40:44,506 --> 00:40:46,633 How can you even compare the two, man? 682 00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:49,302 Tarantino completely bites everything from Scorsese. 683 00:40:49,378 --> 00:40:51,312 - It's true. - He's derivative. 684 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:53,644 You know what? You gotta admit that did look money. 685 00:40:53,715 --> 00:40:56,775 I heard they did that whole thing for under ten grand. 686 00:40:56,852 --> 00:40:58,979 I don't know what the big deal is. Everybody steals from everybody. That's movies. 687 00:40:59,054 --> 00:41:01,147 Let's get the hell out of here if we wanna make this party. 688 00:41:41,496 --> 00:41:43,794 Pick up the pieces Uh-huh 689 00:41:43,865 --> 00:41:45,890 Pick up the pieces All right 690 00:41:45,968 --> 00:41:50,431 Pick up the pieces 691 00:42:15,831 --> 00:42:17,765 Whoo 692 00:42:43,458 --> 00:42:45,949 Pick up the pieces 693 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:55,497 Pick up the pieces 694 00:43:03,578 --> 00:43:06,638 Uhh Oh, suki, suki 695 00:43:08,417 --> 00:43:12,581 Hey Uhh, come on 696 00:43:12,654 --> 00:43:16,920 - How you been? Good to see you. - Hey, good to see you. 697 00:43:16,992 --> 00:43:19,426 - So who threw this party anyway? - Damned if I know. 698 00:43:19,494 --> 00:43:22,088 - Beats me. - Hey, I came with you. 699 00:43:22,164 --> 00:43:24,223 Nice. 700 00:43:24,299 --> 00:43:27,427 - Sue! - What's that guy's name again? Sue? 701 00:43:27,502 --> 00:43:30,903 Sue. Yeah. His dad was a big Johnny Cash fan from what I understand. 702 00:43:30,972 --> 00:43:33,566 - Oh, right, right, right. The song. - Yeah, "A Boy Named Sue." 703 00:43:33,642 --> 00:43:36,509 So I think that's why he's such a mean cat. 704 00:43:36,578 --> 00:43:38,512 - That guy? - Oh, he's a bad guy. 705 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:41,276 He don't look it. He's... No, he's mean. I seen him in a fight once. 706 00:43:41,349 --> 00:43:44,944 He had a guy and was fuckin' smackin' his head into the curb, like his mouth. 707 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:48,456 Just fuckin' smash. His teeth came out. Just fucking, wha, wha, wha. 708 00:43:48,523 --> 00:43:51,287 Fuckin' blood came out of his fuckin' mouth. It was nasty, man. 709 00:43:51,359 --> 00:43:53,987 - Nice guy, though. That guy's cool. - Hey, big Mike. 710 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:56,997 Hey, how're you doing? What are you doing here? 711 00:43:57,065 --> 00:43:59,397 - Marty invited me here. - Oh, yeah? Cool, cool. 712 00:43:59,468 --> 00:44:02,494 Thrill me, baby I need you 713 00:44:02,571 --> 00:44:06,098 - She looking at me now? - No. 714 00:44:07,742 --> 00:44:11,178 - How 'bout now? Is she looking over here now? - No. 715 00:44:15,984 --> 00:44:19,249 What about now? Is she looking now? 716 00:44:19,321 --> 00:44:22,085 No, she's not looking at you, dude. Will you quit asking me if she's looking at you? 717 00:44:22,157 --> 00:44:26,423 - She hasn't looked at you... Wait, she just looked. - See what I'm sayin', man? 718 00:44:26,495 --> 00:44:29,487 You understand? 719 00:44:29,564 --> 00:44:31,930 I got some friends I wanna go meet. I'll talk to you later. 720 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,093 - Nice to see you. I'll give you a call. - All right. Take care. 721 00:44:34,169 --> 00:44:36,103 - All right, man. - Who's that? 722 00:44:36,171 --> 00:44:38,366 I don't know, man. 723 00:44:43,011 --> 00:44:45,946 - You know, there's so many beautiful women. - Unbelievable, dude. 724 00:44:46,014 --> 00:44:49,108 - Unbelievable. - Okay, I gotta try once. 725 00:44:49,184 --> 00:44:51,277 - You're a better man than I am, Charlie Brown. - I have to. 726 00:44:51,353 --> 00:44:53,287 - I made a promise to myself. - Go. Go for it. 727 00:44:53,355 --> 00:44:55,949 I have to get out there sooner or later, right? So I gotta go now. 728 00:44:56,024 --> 00:44:59,118 - Okay, you're gonna be my wing man? - I'll be your winger. 729 00:45:13,875 --> 00:45:16,241 Hi. Uh, how are you ladies doing this evening? 730 00:45:17,946 --> 00:45:20,437 What do you drive? 731 00:45:20,515 --> 00:45:22,745 E- Excuse me? 732 00:45:22,817 --> 00:45:26,082 What kind of a car do you drive? 733 00:45:26,154 --> 00:45:28,588 Uh, Cavalier. 734 00:45:28,657 --> 00:45:31,990 See what I mean? It's the same old shit all the time. 735 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:35,325 It's... It's red. I have... It's a red Cavalier. 736 00:45:35,397 --> 00:45:38,093 That's nice. 737 00:45:39,834 --> 00:45:41,927 - How are you guys doing? - It's on, Mike. It's on. 738 00:45:42,003 --> 00:45:44,267 - Yeah? Which one? - Uh, Groucho. 739 00:45:44,339 --> 00:45:46,273 With the cigar? 740 00:45:47,642 --> 00:45:49,940 - She's cute, man. - Jesus Christ. 741 00:45:50,011 --> 00:45:51,945 What's wrong? 742 00:45:52,013 --> 00:45:55,278 - Mike, you just looked right at her. - Come on, she didn't notice. 743 00:45:55,350 --> 00:45:58,114 - Yeah, she did. - I better go in early now. 744 00:45:58,186 --> 00:46:01,121 - I'm sorry, man. I didn't know. - Don't sweat it, Mike. 745 00:46:01,189 --> 00:46:03,384 It's gonna be a lay-up. 746 00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:05,790 36-24-36 What a winnin' hand 747 00:46:05,860 --> 00:46:08,385 - Uh... - How're you guys doing? 748 00:46:08,463 --> 00:46:10,727 - Not well. - What, rejected? 749 00:46:10,799 --> 00:46:12,733 "Shaqued." 750 00:46:12,801 --> 00:46:15,565 Just watch old T-bone there and learn. 751 00:46:15,637 --> 00:46:20,109 She's a brick house 752 00:46:20,242 --> 00:46:24,313 My whole life people have told me I have this star quality. 753 00:46:24,314 --> 00:46:26,747 - Have they? - Well, I don't know if it's true. 754 00:46:26,815 --> 00:46:29,409 But, well, this one time... this is really stupid... 755 00:46:29,485 --> 00:46:31,817 - But in kindergarten, you know... - It's all right. 756 00:46:31,887 --> 00:46:35,254 You know how you have those little crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee. 757 00:46:35,324 --> 00:46:39,055 He was really cute, and he wore Lee Jeans. They said "Lee." 758 00:46:39,128 --> 00:46:42,063 Anyway, I really liked him. And then one day he told me I was ugly. 759 00:46:42,131 --> 00:46:45,589 I started crying, and my teacher was, like, 760 00:46:45,667 --> 00:46:48,761 "Deidre, you are so emotional. You are so dramatic. 761 00:46:48,837 --> 00:46:51,067 You should be an actress!" 762 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:54,234 - It was, like, that's it! I should be an actress. 763 00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:56,937 And you know what? I can cry on cue. 764 00:46:57,012 --> 00:46:58,946 - Yeah! Well, totally. - Uh-huh. 765 00:46:59,014 --> 00:47:02,006 Well, that's really been sort of my thing, you know. It got me into Juilliard. 766 00:47:02,084 --> 00:47:04,348 And the agent said to me afterwards that he thought... 767 00:47:04,419 --> 00:47:06,353 he really was reminded by me... 768 00:47:06,421 --> 00:47:08,582 of Tina Yothers, you know, from Family Ties. 769 00:47:08,657 --> 00:47:11,023 And he said I looked just like her. 770 00:47:18,300 --> 00:47:22,760 She's the one, the only one Built like an Amazon, Yeah 771 00:47:22,838 --> 00:47:25,238 Was that money or what? 772 00:47:25,307 --> 00:47:27,901 Kind of a dick move, if you ask me. 773 00:47:27,976 --> 00:47:30,137 Why, baby? What'd I do wrong? 774 00:47:30,212 --> 00:47:33,079 - You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up. - She didn't see that. 775 00:47:33,148 --> 00:47:35,639 - It doesn't matter. - That was pretty cold, dude. 776 00:47:35,717 --> 00:47:38,242 What was so cold about it? 777 00:47:40,722 --> 00:47:42,656 Right. 778 00:47:42,724 --> 00:47:45,818 See, man, you can't roll with that. She's business class. 779 00:47:45,894 --> 00:47:49,421 - Business class? - Big butt. You know, can't fly coach? 780 00:47:49,498 --> 00:47:51,432 You guys are terrible. 781 00:47:52,834 --> 00:47:56,600 Gentlemen, out of Glenfiddich. 782 00:47:56,672 --> 00:47:59,266 - What else is going on? - Could hit the Dresden. 783 00:47:59,341 --> 00:48:01,275 Perfect. 784 00:48:01,343 --> 00:48:05,370 Well, this place is dead anyway, man. Let's do it. 785 00:49:12,014 --> 00:49:14,949 What do you say, man? 786 00:49:15,017 --> 00:49:17,349 You can tell by the way I use my walk 787 00:49:17,419 --> 00:49:19,887 I'm a woman's man No time to talk 788 00:49:19,955 --> 00:49:21,889 - Hi, friends. - The music's loud and women warm 789 00:49:21,957 --> 00:49:25,051 I've been kicked around since I was born 790 00:49:25,127 --> 00:49:28,722 Now it's all right, it's okay You may look the other way 791 00:49:28,797 --> 00:49:33,200 - You can try to understand - New York Times' effect on man 792 00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:35,236 Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother 793 00:49:35,304 --> 00:49:37,738 We're staying alive Staying alive 794 00:49:37,806 --> 00:49:40,001 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 795 00:49:40,075 --> 00:49:42,407 I'm staying alive Staying alive 796 00:49:42,477 --> 00:49:49,849 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 797 00:49:49,918 --> 00:49:53,649 Ahh, ahh 798 00:49:59,294 --> 00:50:02,422 Yeah, I know what you're saying, man. I just don't know what to tell you. 799 00:50:02,497 --> 00:50:04,761 I mean, does it have to be Goofy? 800 00:50:04,833 --> 00:50:08,269 You know, I was Hamlet two months ago Off-Broadway, and I was good. 801 00:50:08,337 --> 00:50:10,567 - Yeah. - Wow! 802 00:50:10,639 --> 00:50:14,939 - Someone got out of school early today. - They like our vibe. 803 00:50:19,414 --> 00:50:22,178 - Oh, it's on. - It's definitely on. 804 00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:24,184 Feel the city shaking and everybody's breaking 805 00:50:24,252 --> 00:50:26,584 We're staying alive Staying alive 806 00:50:26,655 --> 00:50:30,955 - Ah, ha, ha, ha, staying alive Staying alive - God bless you guys. 807 00:50:31,026 --> 00:50:39,058 Ah, ha, ha, ha Staying ali-ive 808 00:50:39,134 --> 00:50:41,694 Ahh, ahh 809 00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:49,776 Hi, can I get a Dewars on the, uh, Dewars on the rocks? 810 00:50:51,213 --> 00:50:55,149 - I-I can't even get this guy to notice me. 811 00:50:55,217 --> 00:50:58,152 You're laughing at me? That's funny to you, huh? 812 00:50:58,220 --> 00:51:00,984 Great. Good. Great day. 813 00:51:01,056 --> 00:51:03,320 I- I'm sorry. I shouldn't. 814 00:51:03,392 --> 00:51:07,158 - Let me make it up to you. - Hang on, Nick. 815 00:51:07,229 --> 00:51:10,255 That's pretty... They know you around here, huh? 816 00:51:10,332 --> 00:51:12,994 Uh, hi. I'll have a Dewars on the rocks, please. 817 00:51:13,068 --> 00:51:17,835 And some more olives for... for our little friend here. 818 00:51:17,906 --> 00:51:21,103 Do I know you? I mean, where do I know you from? 819 00:51:21,176 --> 00:51:25,340 Um, you ever been to the Ha-Ha Hole on Pico? 820 00:51:25,414 --> 00:51:28,406 - Hmm, no. - No? You're sure? Monday nights, open mike? 821 00:51:28,483 --> 00:51:31,316 - I host an open mike there. - Hmm, no. 822 00:51:31,386 --> 00:51:33,786 Oh, you're... you're a comedian. 823 00:51:33,855 --> 00:51:36,483 Yeah. 824 00:51:36,558 --> 00:51:40,426 Yeah, it's a dream, you know. It's a lot of hard work and travel and, uh, hotels. 825 00:51:40,495 --> 00:51:43,828 I have a new booking agent, though, so I'm part of the whole Vegas circuits. 826 00:51:43,899 --> 00:51:48,131 The money's pretty good. I might buy a car, I think. You know, a foreign car. 827 00:51:48,203 --> 00:51:50,637 Treat myself. I figure I worked for it. Why not? 828 00:51:50,705 --> 00:51:53,731 I know where it is. Starbucks. 829 00:51:53,809 --> 00:51:56,801 I served you an espresso at Starbucks. 830 00:51:56,878 --> 00:52:00,279 Espresso. An espresso. Yes, that's my drink. That's probably it. 831 00:52:00,348 --> 00:52:02,282 That's great. Isn't that funny? 832 00:52:02,350 --> 00:52:04,511 You came in and asked me for an application. 833 00:52:04,586 --> 00:52:07,680 And then I took you and introduced you to my manager. 834 00:52:10,325 --> 00:52:13,192 Must've been a while ago, 'cause right now I have a booking agent. 835 00:52:13,261 --> 00:52:16,253 'Cause I've been... I have a booking agent now that I've got. 836 00:52:16,331 --> 00:52:18,265 - No. - Yeah. 837 00:52:18,333 --> 00:52:20,927 - It was about two weeks ago. - It was probably more. 838 00:52:21,002 --> 00:52:23,766 Probably longer, 'cause things have been going very well lately. 839 00:52:23,839 --> 00:52:25,773 I haven't been looking for a job in a while. 840 00:52:25,841 --> 00:52:28,605 It could have been someone who looks like me, 'cause there's a lot of people who look kinda... 841 00:52:28,677 --> 00:52:32,340 - See, I have a face that's similar... - You better pay the man. 842 00:52:32,414 --> 00:52:36,544 Here's the, uh... Here's... Just take this. 843 00:52:36,618 --> 00:52:39,712 I've been doing very well. Thank you. Uh, thank you... 844 00:52:39,788 --> 00:52:42,120 - Nikki. - Nikki. Thank you, Nikki. 845 00:52:42,190 --> 00:52:44,124 Mm-hmm. 846 00:52:46,962 --> 00:52:49,897 - We got digits, baby. - Yeah, what a surprise. 847 00:52:49,965 --> 00:52:52,456 What's wrong with you? I saw you talkin' to a beautiful brunette baby. 848 00:52:52,534 --> 00:52:54,968 She didn't like me, okay? I made a fool of myself. 849 00:52:55,036 --> 00:52:58,472 - Baby, don't talk that way. - You're so money, and you don't even know it. 850 00:52:58,540 --> 00:53:02,067 - That's what I keep tryin' to tell him. - Could you not mess with me? 851 00:53:02,143 --> 00:53:05,010 - Baby, we're not messing with you. - We're not. 852 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:08,413 You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws and fangs, man. 853 00:53:08,483 --> 00:53:11,077 - Big fuckin' teeth, man. - Yeah, big fuckin' teeth on ya. 854 00:53:11,152 --> 00:53:14,417 She's just like this little bunny who's just kinda cowering in the corner. 855 00:53:14,489 --> 00:53:17,424 - Shivering. - Yeah, man, just kinda... 856 00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:20,427 You got these claws and you're staring at these claws, and you're thinkin' to yourself, 857 00:53:20,495 --> 00:53:23,191 with these claws, you're thinkin', "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?" 858 00:53:23,265 --> 00:53:25,199 You're pokin' at it, man. 859 00:53:25,267 --> 00:53:27,869 You're not hurtin' it. You're just kinda gently battin' the bunny around. 860 00:53:28,002 --> 00:53:30,454 You know what I mean? And the bunny's scared of you. 861 00:53:30,455 --> 00:53:32,906 - And it's shivering. - You got the fucking claws! 862 00:53:32,974 --> 00:53:36,432 These claws and these fangs! You're looking at your claws and your fangs. 863 00:53:36,510 --> 00:53:39,104 You're thinking to yourself, "I don't know what to do, man. 864 00:53:39,180 --> 00:53:42,946 I don't know how to kill the bunny." With this, you don't know how to kill the bunny! 865 00:53:43,017 --> 00:53:45,611 You're like a big bear, man. 866 00:53:45,686 --> 00:53:48,450 - So you're not just fuckin' with me? - No, I'm not fucking with you! 867 00:53:48,522 --> 00:53:50,456 - Honestly! - Mike, I'm telling you, you're money. 868 00:53:50,524 --> 00:53:52,458 You're so fucking money. 869 00:53:52,526 --> 00:53:54,790 I want you to go over to that girl and I want you to get those digits. 870 00:53:54,862 --> 00:53:56,796 - You're money. - Come here a second. Listen to me. 871 00:53:56,864 --> 00:53:59,458 Look it, when you go up to talk to her, man, 872 00:53:59,533 --> 00:54:04,630 I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. 873 00:54:04,705 --> 00:54:07,799 I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know? 874 00:54:07,875 --> 00:54:10,241 The guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. 875 00:54:10,311 --> 00:54:12,745 You're not sure where he's coming from, okay? You're a bad man. 876 00:54:12,813 --> 00:54:15,077 You're a bad man. You're a bad man. 877 00:54:15,149 --> 00:54:17,344 Bad man. 878 00:54:55,957 --> 00:54:58,391 All right, all right. 879 00:55:00,027 --> 00:55:02,587 See, baby, it's not that hard. 880 00:55:02,663 --> 00:55:04,961 - 818? - 310. 881 00:55:05,032 --> 00:55:07,125 Nice. 882 00:55:07,201 --> 00:55:09,692 - So how long do I wait to call? - A day. 883 00:55:09,770 --> 00:55:12,170 - Tomorrow. - Mm-mmm. 884 00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,173 - Tomorrow, then a day. - Yeah. 885 00:55:14,241 --> 00:55:17,233 - So two days. - Yeah, I guess you could call it that... two days. 886 00:55:17,311 --> 00:55:19,745 Definitely. Two days is like industry standard. 887 00:55:19,814 --> 00:55:24,478 I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. 888 00:55:24,552 --> 00:55:26,543 So I think three days is kinda money. What do you think? 889 00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:29,418 - Two's enough not to look anxious. - Two's enough not to look anxious. 890 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:31,685 But I think three days is kinda money. 891 00:55:31,759 --> 00:55:33,693 Maybe I'll wait three weeks. How's that? 892 00:55:33,761 --> 00:55:36,093 And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number. 893 00:55:36,163 --> 00:55:38,097 - Then ask her where you met her. - Yeah. 894 00:55:38,165 --> 00:55:40,929 I don't remember. What does she look like? Then I'll ask if we fucked. 895 00:55:41,002 --> 00:55:43,266 Would that... T, would that be the money? 896 00:55:43,337 --> 00:55:45,430 You know what? Ha, ha, ha, Mike. Laugh all you want. 897 00:55:45,506 --> 00:55:50,842 But if you call too soon, you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party. 898 00:55:50,911 --> 00:55:55,245 - How long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies? - Six days. 899 00:55:55,316 --> 00:55:59,946 Different, I don't know, schools of philosophy, they all can fight each other. 900 00:56:02,023 --> 00:56:05,459 - I think I like this town. - No, no, gotta go to New Orleans. 901 00:56:05,526 --> 00:56:07,460 Hey, how're you doin'? 902 00:56:08,729 --> 00:56:11,095 Watch where you're going, asshole. 903 00:56:11,165 --> 00:56:13,099 What'd you say, bitch? 904 00:56:15,636 --> 00:56:18,434 I said watch where you're going, bitch. 905 00:56:18,506 --> 00:56:22,272 - Oh, so you want something. - Hey, fucker. Hey. 906 00:56:22,343 --> 00:56:24,607 - Fuck him up. - Smack that fuckin' bitch. 907 00:56:24,678 --> 00:56:27,374 - Yeah, motherfucker. - You got a fucking problem with me, bitch? 908 00:56:27,448 --> 00:56:30,349 Come on! Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem, motherfucker! 909 00:56:30,418 --> 00:56:33,182 - Yeah, come on! - You're the fuckin' bitch, baby! 910 00:56:33,254 --> 00:56:36,621 - Come on, bitch. You little fuckin' pussy! - Come on, punk, do it. 911 00:56:36,690 --> 00:56:38,681 - Slap that bitch. - Roll up, bitch. 912 00:56:38,759 --> 00:56:42,718 - Hey, you're a fuckin' bitch! You're a fuckin' bitch! - You wanna go? 913 00:56:42,797 --> 00:56:45,630 I'll show you who the fucking bitch is! 914 00:56:45,699 --> 00:56:47,894 Huh? 915 00:56:47,968 --> 00:56:51,096 You're the fucking bitch! 916 00:56:51,172 --> 00:56:53,663 Motherfucker! 917 00:57:00,214 --> 00:57:03,650 - What the fuck? - You asshole! Didn't you see Boyz N the Hood? 918 00:57:03,717 --> 00:57:06,777 - Now one of us is gonna get shot. - He ain't gonna do anything. 919 00:57:06,854 --> 00:57:09,220 - You fuckin' asshole. - What a fuckin' dick. 920 00:57:09,290 --> 00:57:12,225 What the fuck did you want me to do, back down? He called me a bitch. 921 00:57:12,293 --> 00:57:15,888 - We kept our rep, bro. - Fuck rep, man. I got a callback tomorrow. 922 00:57:15,963 --> 00:57:18,295 Yeah, I gotta get up early tomorrow. 923 00:57:20,468 --> 00:57:25,167 What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? In case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg? 924 00:57:25,239 --> 00:57:27,298 Hey, man, you're not from here. You don't know how it is. 925 00:57:27,374 --> 00:57:29,433 - I grew up in L.A. - Anaheim. 926 00:57:29,510 --> 00:57:33,105 Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey. 927 00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:36,809 Fuckin' A right, it's not like New York. Out here you can avoid trouble. 928 00:57:36,884 --> 00:57:40,581 It's not like you live in Compton, Sue, with bullets whizzing by your head. 929 00:57:40,654 --> 00:57:43,851 You live in a good neighborhood, man. In New York trouble finds you. 930 00:57:43,924 --> 00:57:47,655 - People get carjacked. - Oh, man, who would ever carjack your fuckin' K car? 931 00:57:47,728 --> 00:57:49,992 He's right, Sue. You don't need to carry a gat. 932 00:57:50,064 --> 00:57:52,498 Just 'cause I had the balls to stand up to these guys... 933 00:57:52,566 --> 00:57:55,000 Like fuckin' House of Pain was gonna do anything? 934 00:57:55,069 --> 00:57:58,732 - You like in this fucking fantasy world. - Wha... 935 00:57:58,806 --> 00:58:01,832 What about you, Mikey? At least I fuckin' have balls, man. 936 00:58:01,909 --> 00:58:05,868 You're always whining about some bitch that left you a year ago! 937 00:58:05,946 --> 00:58:08,471 It was six months ago, and she didn't leave me. 938 00:58:08,549 --> 00:58:11,643 Whatever, man! You're like a fuckin' little whiny bitch, man. 939 00:58:11,719 --> 00:58:14,654 Oh, whoopee, you got a number tonight? You're gonna fuck it up. 940 00:58:14,722 --> 00:58:19,125 - Hey, Sue. - No. Have you gotten laid once since you moved out here? 941 00:58:19,193 --> 00:58:22,287 - Have you fucked once? - Why don't you shut the fuck up for a little bit? 942 00:58:22,363 --> 00:58:24,797 I know for a fact that you haven't. You know how I know? 943 00:58:24,865 --> 00:58:27,959 - 'Cause you never shut up about it! - Shut the fuck up, Sue! 944 00:58:28,035 --> 00:58:30,833 - Ah, he's fuckin' right. - Shut up! Hey, Mike, come here. 945 00:58:30,905 --> 00:58:34,068 Mike, come back here! Mike, come back here! 946 00:58:34,141 --> 00:58:36,974 - He was fuckin' pissing me off! - Just shut the fuck up. 947 00:58:37,044 --> 00:58:40,639 Just shut the fuck up. I don't even want to fuckin' talk to you right now. 948 00:58:40,714 --> 00:58:43,512 - I do... - Shut the fuck up! 949 00:58:59,066 --> 00:59:01,660 You have no messages. 950 00:59:55,923 --> 00:59:59,552 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 951 00:59:59,627 --> 01:00:01,959 Hi. Uh, Nikki, this is Mike. 952 01:00:02,029 --> 01:00:05,726 I met you at the, um, at the Dresden, uh, tonight. 953 01:00:05,799 --> 01:00:09,667 Uh, I just called t-to say that I had a great time... 954 01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:13,138 and you should call me tomorrow, or in, uh, t-two days, uh, whatever. 955 01:00:13,207 --> 01:00:15,198 Anyway, uh, my number... 956 01:00:15,276 --> 01:00:20,213 is 213-555-4679... 957 01:00:34,795 --> 01:00:37,730 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 958 01:00:37,798 --> 01:00:39,732 Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike again. 959 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,735 I just called 'cause it sounded like your machine might've cut me off... 960 01:00:42,803 --> 01:00:45,738 when, uh, when I... before I finished leaving my number. 961 01:00:45,806 --> 01:00:49,071 Anyway, uh... And also, uh, sorry to call so late, 962 01:00:49,143 --> 01:00:53,079 but you were still at the Dresden when I left, so I knew I'd get your machine. 963 01:00:53,147 --> 01:00:55,615 Anyhow, uh, uh, my number's 2-1... 964 01:01:03,624 --> 01:01:06,354 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 965 01:01:06,427 --> 01:01:10,363 213-555-4679. That's it. Just wanna leave my number. 966 01:01:10,431 --> 01:01:13,889 I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate or... 967 01:01:15,035 --> 01:01:16,969 We should just, uh, hang out... 968 01:01:17,037 --> 01:01:18,971 and, uh, see where it goes. 969 01:01:19,039 --> 01:01:21,974 'Cause it's nice and, uh, you know, no expectations. 970 01:01:22,042 --> 01:01:24,977 So, okay? Thanks a lot. Bye-bye. 971 01:01:39,693 --> 01:01:42,127 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 972 01:01:42,196 --> 01:01:44,630 I just got out of a six-year relationship, okay? 973 01:01:44,698 --> 01:01:48,634 That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. 974 01:01:48,702 --> 01:01:51,637 It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry. 975 01:01:54,008 --> 01:01:55,737 This is Mike. 976 01:02:04,752 --> 01:02:07,186 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 977 01:02:07,254 --> 01:02:10,189 Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just, uh, call me when you get in? 978 01:02:10,257 --> 01:02:13,192 I'm gonna be up for a while and I'd rather speak to you in person... 979 01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:15,524 instead of trying to fit it all into... 980 01:02:15,596 --> 01:02:17,757 Fuck! 981 01:02:25,372 --> 01:02:28,535 Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message. 982 01:02:30,010 --> 01:02:32,103 Uh, Nikki? M-Mike. 983 01:02:33,614 --> 01:02:35,673 It's, uh, uh... It's just, uh... 984 01:02:35,749 --> 01:02:37,683 This just isn't working out. 985 01:02:37,751 --> 01:02:41,118 I- I think you're great, but, uh, I-I... 986 01:02:41,188 --> 01:02:44,316 Maybe we should just take some time off from each other. 987 01:02:44,391 --> 01:02:48,327 It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through. 988 01:02:48,395 --> 01:02:50,829 All right? Uh, i-i-it's, it... 989 01:02:50,898 --> 01:02:53,833 It's only been six months... 990 01:02:53,901 --> 01:02:56,563 - Mike? - Nikki! Great! 991 01:02:56,637 --> 01:03:00,471 D- Did you just walk in, or were you listening all along? 992 01:03:00,541 --> 01:03:03,203 Don't ever call me again. 993 01:03:03,277 --> 01:03:06,212 Wow. I-I guess you're home. 994 01:03:27,668 --> 01:03:30,296 Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. 995 01:03:32,373 --> 01:03:37,106 Hey, Mikey, it's Trent. You home? You there? 996 01:03:37,177 --> 01:03:39,611 All right, man, I guess you're not home. 997 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,706 Why don't you come out tonight, Mikey? I haven't seen you for two days. 998 01:03:42,783 --> 01:03:45,308 We're gonna play hockey at Sue's house until 10:30, 999 01:03:45,386 --> 01:03:48,321 and then we're either going to the Lava Lounge for Sinatra Night... 1000 01:03:48,389 --> 01:03:51,324 or we'll be at the Derby for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. 1001 01:03:51,392 --> 01:03:54,327 We might also check out Swing Night at the El Rey. 1002 01:03:54,395 --> 01:03:57,330 And if we're not there we'll be at the Three of Clubs, all right? 1003 01:03:57,398 --> 01:04:01,391 Otherwise we'll be at the Dresden Room, so come on out and meet up with us. 1004 01:04:01,468 --> 01:04:03,993 See you soon, gorgeous. 1005 01:04:57,191 --> 01:05:00,627 Hey, this is Mike. Leave a message after the beep. 1006 01:05:00,694 --> 01:05:02,628 Mikey, it's Rob. I'm downstairs. 1007 01:05:02,696 --> 01:05:05,722 Come on, pick it up and buzz me in, buddy. 1008 01:05:05,799 --> 01:05:07,733 Come on, open up. 1009 01:05:34,928 --> 01:05:36,862 Thanks, man. 1010 01:05:41,668 --> 01:05:43,602 You eat anything today? 1011 01:05:50,477 --> 01:05:52,411 Yesterday? 1012 01:05:52,479 --> 01:05:54,640 You haven't been drinking, have you? 1013 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:14,226 - Sorry about what happened at the Dresden, man. - Oh, don't worry about it, man. 1014 01:06:14,301 --> 01:06:17,236 It's like, now I have my L.A. gun story. 1015 01:06:17,304 --> 01:06:21,832 You should hear the way I tell it to the guys back home... it's an Uzi. 1016 01:06:27,147 --> 01:06:30,674 - You wanna talk about it? - What's the point? 1017 01:06:37,291 --> 01:06:40,226 Hey, it's been two days. You should call that Nikki girl. 1018 01:06:43,931 --> 01:06:45,626 Not your type. 1019 01:06:49,136 --> 01:06:52,071 I'm thinking of moving back East. 1020 01:06:54,141 --> 01:06:57,076 - Well, that's dumb. - What's so dumb about it? 1021 01:06:57,144 --> 01:07:00,079 You're doing really well out here, Mike. 1022 01:07:00,147 --> 01:07:02,081 How well am I doin'? 1023 01:07:02,149 --> 01:07:05,585 I host an open mike; I play a fuckin' bus driver in a movie. 1024 01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:07,586 Big fuckin' deal. 1025 01:07:07,654 --> 01:07:10,088 I got an agent that specializes in magicians. 1026 01:07:10,157 --> 01:07:12,091 How good am I doin'? 1027 01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:14,855 Did you get turned down for Goofy? 1028 01:07:14,928 --> 01:07:16,862 They turned you down? 1029 01:07:16,930 --> 01:07:21,367 Yeah, they went with somebody who had some more theme park experience. 1030 01:07:21,435 --> 01:07:23,596 I killed for that job. 1031 01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:27,936 The point is, Mike, it all depends on how you look at it. All right? 1032 01:07:28,008 --> 01:07:32,240 You're telling me that your life sucks. That means mine is god-awful. 1033 01:07:32,312 --> 01:07:35,839 Part of the reason I moved out here is I saw how well you were doing, 1034 01:07:35,916 --> 01:07:38,851 and I figured if you could make it, I could too. 1035 01:07:38,919 --> 01:07:42,855 - I didn't make it. - You got an agent. You got in the unions. 1036 01:07:42,923 --> 01:07:45,721 You know, that's your problem, is that you... 1037 01:07:46,894 --> 01:07:49,829 You don't look at the things that you have. 1038 01:07:49,897 --> 01:07:52,832 You only look at the stuff you don't have. 1039 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:55,391 Those guys are right about you. You're money. 1040 01:07:56,537 --> 01:07:59,301 Then why won't she call? 1041 01:08:01,642 --> 01:08:03,667 She won't call because you left. 1042 01:08:05,245 --> 01:08:08,544 She's got her own life to deal with, man, and that's in New York. 1043 01:08:08,615 --> 01:08:11,550 She's a sweet girl and I love her to pieces, 1044 01:08:11,618 --> 01:08:14,553 but fuck her, man... you gotta get on with your life. 1045 01:08:14,621 --> 01:08:19,888 You gotta let go of the past, and Mikey, when you do the future is beautiful. 1046 01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,155 All right? Look out the window. 1047 01:08:22,229 --> 01:08:26,222 It's sunny every day here. It's like manifest destiny. 1048 01:08:26,300 --> 01:08:31,237 Don't tell me we didn't make it. We made it. We are here. 1049 01:08:31,305 --> 01:08:34,240 Everything that is past is prologue to this. 1050 01:08:34,308 --> 01:08:37,277 All of the shit that didn't kill us is only... 1051 01:08:37,344 --> 01:08:39,539 Ah, you know. All that shit. 1052 01:08:40,814 --> 01:08:42,907 You're gonna get over it. 1053 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:49,556 How did you get over it? How long did it take? 1054 01:08:50,590 --> 01:08:54,082 I don't know. Sometimes it still hurts. 1055 01:08:54,160 --> 01:08:56,424 You know how it is, man. It's like... 1056 01:08:56,496 --> 01:08:59,431 You wake up every day, it hurts a little bit less, 1057 01:08:59,499 --> 01:09:02,627 then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. 1058 01:09:02,702 --> 01:09:04,602 And the funny thing is... 1059 01:09:04,671 --> 01:09:07,606 This is kinda weird, but it's like... 1060 01:09:08,675 --> 01:09:10,609 you almost miss that pain. 1061 01:09:16,549 --> 01:09:18,642 You miss the pain? 1062 01:09:20,119 --> 01:09:23,384 Yeah, for the same reason that you miss her. 1063 01:09:23,456 --> 01:09:26,391 Because you... you lived with it for so long. 1064 01:09:32,231 --> 01:09:34,597 Let's go get something to eat. 1065 01:09:34,667 --> 01:09:36,828 All right. Sure. 1066 01:09:36,903 --> 01:09:38,837 You look like shit. 1067 01:09:44,577 --> 01:09:46,943 Mikey! What's up, man? 1068 01:09:47,013 --> 01:09:48,947 You wanna play again, motherfucker? 1069 01:09:49,015 --> 01:09:51,449 I'm glad you came out tonight. It's good to see you. 1070 01:09:51,517 --> 01:09:53,849 - You're my problem, you bitch motherfucker! - Come on in. 1071 01:09:53,920 --> 01:09:55,854 - Come on, bitch! - You want some? 1072 01:09:55,922 --> 01:09:58,083 - Hey, guys! Mikey's here! - What's up, Mikey? 1073 01:09:58,157 --> 01:10:01,092 What's up, baby? 1074 01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:04,493 - Oh, so you want some? You want some? - You ain't shit! 1075 01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:07,965 Roll up, bitch! Roll up! Roll. That's right. 1076 01:10:08,034 --> 01:10:10,502 You run. You run, baby. 1077 01:10:10,570 --> 01:10:13,130 Blast him! Come on, hit him! 1078 01:10:13,206 --> 01:10:15,140 - All right. - Okay, bitch. 1079 01:10:15,208 --> 01:10:17,176 - You ready, hip hop? - Uh-huh. 1080 01:10:17,243 --> 01:10:19,837 - Come on, man! Let's move it up! - Hey, man. 1081 01:10:19,912 --> 01:10:22,039 What are they doing here? 1082 01:10:22,115 --> 01:10:24,049 Oh, no, no, it's totally cool, man. 1083 01:10:24,117 --> 01:10:26,745 We saw 'em that night at Roscoe's. Trent cleared it up. 1084 01:10:26,819 --> 01:10:29,788 I apologized, bought 'em some chicken and waffles. It's totally fine. 1085 01:10:29,856 --> 01:10:33,292 They fuckin' love T, man. That boy can talk. 1086 01:10:36,696 --> 01:10:38,391 More important, man, 1087 01:10:38,464 --> 01:10:40,398 I'm sorry about what I said. 1088 01:10:40,466 --> 01:10:43,924 I was out of line. I was drunk, my adrenalin was goin'. 1089 01:10:44,003 --> 01:10:46,870 Yeah, you know, whatever. I needed a good kick in the ass. 1090 01:10:46,939 --> 01:10:51,239 It was a... I don't know. We're better friends for it. All right? 1091 01:10:51,310 --> 01:10:53,904 All right, man. 1092 01:10:53,980 --> 01:10:56,073 - Roll up, bitch! Roll! - Come on, let's see it! 1093 01:10:56,149 --> 01:10:58,242 - Thanks, man. - Get off me! 1094 01:10:58,317 --> 01:11:01,309 I been hatin' myself for the last few days. 1095 01:11:01,387 --> 01:11:05,414 - That's all right. I keep it in the zone. - Look, I know what that's like. 1096 01:11:05,491 --> 01:11:08,426 - Come on, Superman. - You watchin', New Kids On The Block? 1097 01:11:08,494 --> 01:11:11,429 - Yo, Double Down, what time we leaving? - Five minutes, baby. 1098 01:11:11,497 --> 01:11:14,933 Hey, Mikey, you should call that girl Nikki. It's been two days. 1099 01:11:15,001 --> 01:11:17,936 See if she wants to meet you there. 1100 01:11:34,187 --> 01:11:36,121 Hey, Curt. 1101 01:11:38,691 --> 01:11:42,127 Aw, we got a line. We got a line. 1102 01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:44,129 Hey, what's up, Lisa? 1103 01:11:45,932 --> 01:11:48,867 - Let's just take the front. - We don't gotta wait in line. 1104 01:11:48,935 --> 01:11:51,369 Come on, Mike. 1105 01:11:56,109 --> 01:11:58,043 Hey, hey, Tony. Whadda ya say, man? 1106 01:11:58,111 --> 01:12:00,045 - How you doin' tonight? - Hey, Gary. 1107 01:12:00,113 --> 01:12:03,048 - What's goin' on? - Hey, Tony, man, how'd the audition go? 1108 01:12:03,116 --> 01:12:06,051 - Not happening, man. - Yeah? You look like you been workin' out though. 1109 01:12:06,119 --> 01:12:08,053 - All right. - How you doin', man? 1110 01:12:08,121 --> 01:12:10,055 Watch the steps. They're greasy. 1111 01:12:25,872 --> 01:12:29,364 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1112 01:12:35,181 --> 01:12:37,615 Hey, whadda ya say, man? 1113 01:12:37,683 --> 01:12:40,345 Hey, how's it goin'? What's up? 1114 01:12:40,419 --> 01:12:42,478 - Hey. - �Que paso? 1115 01:12:44,490 --> 01:12:47,425 How you doin', Annie? Good to see you. I'll see you soon. 1116 01:12:47,493 --> 01:12:49,427 - Hey, sweetie. - Hola. �Como esta? 1117 01:12:49,495 --> 01:12:51,929 - Raoul, what's up, man? How's it goin'? 1118 01:12:51,998 --> 01:12:53,932 Keep the waters comin'. 1119 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,798 My favorite watering hole 1120 01:12:56,869 --> 01:12:59,394 I said, hey, Moe How you doin' 1121 01:12:59,472 --> 01:13:01,303 Where have you been 1122 01:13:01,374 --> 01:13:05,868 He said, I been found buyin' whiskey wine and gin 1123 01:13:05,945 --> 01:13:08,140 Man, I know we gotta go 1124 01:13:08,214 --> 01:13:10,409 It's the same thing every night 1125 01:13:10,483 --> 01:13:14,579 But I don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 1126 01:13:14,654 --> 01:13:17,282 So I'll think about my next drink 1127 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:21,787 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1128 01:13:21,861 --> 01:13:23,556 Come on, Daddy, let's get us a drink. 1129 01:13:40,613 --> 01:13:42,774 Swing it, kid! 1130 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,315 Yo! Bartender! 1131 01:13:50,389 --> 01:13:54,416 And Jack, oh, I know what you're thinkin' 1132 01:13:54,493 --> 01:13:59,123 That now's as good as any to start drinkin' 1133 01:13:59,198 --> 01:14:01,826 - Hey, Scotty. - Yeah? - What's it gonna be 1134 01:14:03,369 --> 01:14:06,998 A gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me 1135 01:14:08,174 --> 01:14:10,233 Well, man, I know we gotta go 1136 01:14:10,309 --> 01:14:13,142 It's the same thing every night 1137 01:14:13,212 --> 01:14:16,739 But I don't think another drink is gonna make me lose my mind 1138 01:14:16,816 --> 01:14:19,979 So I'll think about my next drink 1139 01:14:21,821 --> 01:14:24,119 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1140 01:14:25,958 --> 01:14:33,662 And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight 1141 01:14:33,733 --> 01:14:35,428 Okay! 1142 01:14:35,501 --> 01:14:37,435 - To ladies? - To ladies. 1143 01:14:38,738 --> 01:14:40,672 Gin time. 1144 01:14:41,741 --> 01:14:43,675 I don't know. I called you Monday. 1145 01:14:43,743 --> 01:14:47,975 You called me? Well, who did you talk to? I was home Monday. 1146 01:14:48,047 --> 01:14:51,414 It surprises me that you've never mentioned her before, all the times we've hung out. 1147 01:14:51,484 --> 01:14:53,918 - You never even mentioned me? - Very pretty girl. 1148 01:14:53,986 --> 01:14:57,319 - I totally mentioned her... I totally mentioned you. - I'm sorry. Maybe I don't know. 1149 01:14:57,390 --> 01:15:00,325 - Hi, Mike. How are you? - You know what's funny? 1150 01:15:00,393 --> 01:15:04,056 - When we... When we played football that day, - Oh, Jesus Christ. 1151 01:15:04,130 --> 01:15:07,327 I don't remember you ever leaving long enough to make a phone call to anybody. 1152 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,834 This is what happened. She's a nice girl. 1153 01:16:13,632 --> 01:16:15,566 Excuse me. 1154 01:16:32,484 --> 01:16:34,418 - Hi. - Hi. 1155 01:16:35,554 --> 01:16:38,284 - I'm, uh, I'm Mike. - Hi, Mike. 1156 01:16:38,357 --> 01:16:40,848 - I'm Lorraine. - Like the quiche. 1157 01:16:40,926 --> 01:16:44,225 Yeah, yeah, the quiche. That's a really original joke. 1158 01:16:45,631 --> 01:16:47,565 I like quiche. How's that? 1159 01:16:47,633 --> 01:16:51,069 Yeah? Well, I thought real men didn't like quiche. 1160 01:16:51,136 --> 01:16:54,936 Yeah, well, uh, my reputation seems to have preceded me here. 1161 01:16:55,007 --> 01:16:56,941 You're not a real man? 1162 01:16:58,010 --> 01:16:59,944 Not lately, no. 1163 01:17:01,013 --> 01:17:02,947 Not funny, okay? 1164 01:17:03,015 --> 01:17:05,677 - You're fuckin' hurting feelings here. - Hey, it's on. It's on. 1165 01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:08,948 - Oh. It's on. - It is so on. 1166 01:17:13,926 --> 01:17:17,953 I figured, they make movies in L.A., not in Wisconsin, so I moved here. 1167 01:17:18,030 --> 01:17:19,964 Just like that. 1168 01:17:20,032 --> 01:17:23,559 - Well, yeah. It wasn't that simple, but... - How was it hard? 1169 01:17:25,638 --> 01:17:27,629 I left someone really special behind. 1170 01:17:27,706 --> 01:17:29,640 Tell me about it. 1171 01:17:29,708 --> 01:17:32,438 - You too? - Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1172 01:17:32,511 --> 01:17:34,445 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 1173 01:17:34,513 --> 01:17:37,175 - Oh. I thought I was gonna die. - Oh, God. 1174 01:17:37,249 --> 01:17:41,049 It's been six months and I'm just starting to get over it now. 1175 01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,486 Wow, that's two more than me. 1176 01:17:43,555 --> 01:17:47,514 - Tell me it gets better. - Oh, it does, yeah. It does. 1177 01:17:47,593 --> 01:17:49,652 God bless him. 1178 01:17:51,597 --> 01:17:53,690 God bless that kid. 1179 01:17:53,766 --> 01:17:55,996 That's great, man. 1180 01:17:56,068 --> 01:17:58,002 What advantages, you mean? 1181 01:17:58,070 --> 01:18:01,471 Yeah. You said there are advantages to being single. 1182 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:04,168 I just wanna know what the advantages are. 1183 01:18:04,243 --> 01:18:07,644 Well, exactly, it's like, you know, you, uh, have com... 1184 01:18:07,713 --> 01:18:12,741 If you meet a girl in a bar and talk to her, you don't have to worry if anybody's watching you. 1185 01:18:12,818 --> 01:18:14,718 What else? 1186 01:18:14,787 --> 01:18:17,221 What? You can do whatever you want, you know. 1187 01:18:17,289 --> 01:18:20,383 You grow, go out, anything. 1188 01:18:20,459 --> 01:18:23,690 Like, if I met a handsome young man at a bar, 1189 01:18:23,762 --> 01:18:26,060 I could just ask him to dance? 1190 01:18:26,131 --> 01:18:29,225 If the guy wanted to, yeah. 1191 01:18:29,301 --> 01:18:31,269 You don't think he would want to? 1192 01:18:31,337 --> 01:18:36,274 Oh, yeah... No, I mean, he would want to with you. Sure. I mean, if he... 1193 01:18:36,342 --> 01:18:39,869 Sure. M-M-Maybe it's just that he doesn't feel like dancing. 1194 01:18:40,979 --> 01:18:42,913 Would you dance with me? 1195 01:18:43,982 --> 01:18:45,916 Okay. 1196 01:18:49,788 --> 01:18:52,723 Dude, check it out, dude. I swear to God, it's fuckin' on. 1197 01:18:52,791 --> 01:18:55,225 - Dude, it's so fuckin' on, dude. - I know. It's on. 1198 01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:57,228 - Give it up for Mike. - Look, I... 1199 01:18:57,296 --> 01:19:00,231 - Dude, it's fucking on, dude! - Okay, okay. It's on, dude. 1200 01:19:00,299 --> 01:19:03,029 - It's on. To you. - Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. 1201 01:19:42,875 --> 01:19:46,106 Thanks. 1202 01:19:51,016 --> 01:19:52,347 Go, daddy-o 1203 01:19:55,654 --> 01:19:56,643 Go, daddy-o 1204 01:20:00,159 --> 01:20:02,150 Go, daddy-o 1205 01:20:40,999 --> 01:20:42,933 Go! 1206 01:21:13,532 --> 01:21:14,521 Go, daddy-o 1207 01:21:18,036 --> 01:21:19,970 Go, daddy-o 1208 01:21:22,741 --> 01:21:24,106 Go, daddy-o 1209 01:22:20,665 --> 01:22:22,599 All right. 1210 01:22:29,173 --> 01:22:31,107 This is it. 1211 01:22:33,511 --> 01:22:35,445 Yeah. 1212 01:22:35,513 --> 01:22:38,448 - I had a... I had a great time tonight. - Me too. 1213 01:22:40,184 --> 01:22:42,277 We should do it again some time. 1214 01:22:42,353 --> 01:22:44,218 I'll be around. 1215 01:22:44,289 --> 01:22:46,223 That's not gonna be good enough. 1216 01:22:46,291 --> 01:22:49,226 I wanna make plans to see you again. 1217 01:22:51,462 --> 01:22:53,396 I got a pen in my car. 1218 01:22:53,464 --> 01:22:56,399 - Uh, I mean, yeah. Do you have something to write on? 1219 01:22:56,467 --> 01:22:58,958 Yeah. Yeah. 1220 01:23:04,609 --> 01:23:07,442 Ahh. Oh, you're a comedian. 1221 01:23:07,512 --> 01:23:09,946 - Yeah, and an actor. Kind of. - Oh. 1222 01:23:10,014 --> 01:23:11,948 Can I come see you some time? 1223 01:23:12,016 --> 01:23:14,951 If and when I get a real gig, I'll give you a call. 1224 01:23:15,019 --> 01:23:17,954 - How's that? - It's not going too well? 1225 01:23:18,022 --> 01:23:21,287 No, when I, uh, I lived in New York they made it sound... 1226 01:23:21,359 --> 01:23:26,126 like, uh, they were giving sitcoms out to stand-ups at the airport here. 1227 01:23:26,197 --> 01:23:29,132 I been here six months, all I got to show for it is black lung. 1228 01:23:35,807 --> 01:23:39,243 Didn't you tell me that I should be patient with my career? 1229 01:23:39,310 --> 01:23:43,246 Yeah, but entertainment law isn't something you just jump into. 1230 01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:46,340 Well, neither is acting, not if you're serious about it. 1231 01:23:48,019 --> 01:23:50,954 - Yeah. - Can I have one of these cards? 1232 01:23:51,022 --> 01:23:53,718 - Why? You like the duck with the cigar? - Yeah. 1233 01:23:53,791 --> 01:23:56,521 Yeah, it's the logo from You Bet Your Life. 1234 01:23:56,594 --> 01:23:59,529 - Nice touch. - I can't believe you got that. 1235 01:23:59,597 --> 01:24:02,532 You know, not one club owner got that. 1236 01:24:02,600 --> 01:24:06,036 - They all asked me why I got Donald Duck on my card. - They're idiots. 1237 01:24:06,104 --> 01:24:08,038 At least it's not Goofy. 1238 01:24:10,341 --> 01:24:14,004 Well, I guess I should be getting home. It's really getting late. 1239 01:24:14,078 --> 01:24:17,275 Yeah, sure. It's gettin' kinda late, so you probably... 1240 01:24:17,348 --> 01:24:21,284 Do you want me to drive you to your car? 1241 01:24:21,352 --> 01:24:23,479 - That's my hog right th... - Oh. 1242 01:24:23,554 --> 01:24:25,988 No, I'm across the street. Yeah. 1243 01:24:26,057 --> 01:24:28,992 - Yeah? Which one? - The red piece of shit over there. 1244 01:24:29,060 --> 01:24:31,722 - Yeah? Well, it suits you. - Get the hell outta here. 1245 01:24:31,796 --> 01:24:33,730 Okay. 1246 01:25:03,628 --> 01:25:06,392 Party, buddy! Yeah! Dig that! 1247 01:25:09,233 --> 01:25:12,100 - Will you shut up? - You were great tonight! 1248 01:25:12,170 --> 01:25:15,435 There she is! 1249 01:25:15,506 --> 01:25:20,500 The wonderful lady. Right? Personality plus, every time I come in here. 1250 01:25:20,578 --> 01:25:23,775 Nothin' but smiles for me. Whatever. Here it is. 1251 01:25:23,848 --> 01:25:26,476 Dinner at the Apollo. Me and you. 1252 01:25:26,551 --> 01:25:28,815 - See that? He's being funny. - Whatever. 1253 01:25:28,886 --> 01:25:32,014 I don't have to be liked by everyone. Some don't like me. I don't like certain people. 1254 01:25:32,090 --> 01:25:35,526 - Darlin', I think everything looks absolutely wonderful. - Thank you. 1255 01:25:35,593 --> 01:25:38,323 - Oww! What the hell are you kickin' me for? - Shh! 1256 01:25:38,396 --> 01:25:43,095 Fine, I'll ask her. Ma'am! Where do the high school girls hang out around here? 1257 01:25:43,167 --> 01:25:45,761 You were fuckin' off your ass tonight. 1258 01:25:45,837 --> 01:25:47,862 - Shh. - Where'd you learn your stuff, man? 1259 01:25:47,939 --> 01:25:50,965 - The twirly-whirly... - Shh, just be... Shh. Jackknife, shut up. 1260 01:25:51,042 --> 01:25:53,476 I took a ballroom class with Michelle. 1261 01:25:53,544 --> 01:25:56,980 She's the only one I danced with 'til tonight. That Lorraine is good. 1262 01:25:57,048 --> 01:25:59,983 You are definitely good. Did you even see how she was vibing you tonight? 1263 01:26:00,051 --> 01:26:03,748 - Sorry, man. - You coulda hit that if you didn't have to take us home. 1264 01:26:03,821 --> 01:26:05,755 - Definitely. - It's not like that. 1265 01:26:05,823 --> 01:26:08,758 - Don't give me that shit. I think she likes you. - I know she does. 1266 01:26:08,826 --> 01:26:11,260 - I really do! - Shh! Shut up, okay? I know she likes me. 1267 01:26:11,329 --> 01:26:14,264 - I just didn't wanna do anything tonight. - You know what, Mike? 1268 01:26:14,332 --> 01:26:16,266 - Wait three days before you call her. - You don't have to wait. 1269 01:26:16,334 --> 01:26:18,268 - He should wait two days. - If he's smart about it... 1270 01:26:18,336 --> 01:26:21,271 Shh! You know what? I have it under control. Okay? 1271 01:26:21,339 --> 01:26:23,273 He has it under control. 1272 01:26:23,341 --> 01:26:25,775 Well, I guess we don't have to worry about him anymore. 1273 01:26:25,843 --> 01:26:27,777 Our little baby's all "growns" up. 1274 01:26:27,845 --> 01:26:30,177 - You know what? - Shh! Shut up. Come on. 1275 01:26:30,248 --> 01:26:33,183 - Our little baby's all "growns" up. - Why do you have to... 1276 01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:36,186 - I'm not even hungry. I couldn't touch it. 1277 01:26:36,254 --> 01:26:41,191 Why do you have to make a major production every time we go out and embarrass me? 1278 01:26:41,259 --> 01:26:44,126 You know what... Oh, Jesus Christ. That's all I need. 1279 01:26:44,195 --> 01:26:47,494 Our little boy's all "growns" up tonight! 1280 01:26:47,565 --> 01:26:51,001 You know what, big boy? You're grown up! You're grown up! 1281 01:26:51,068 --> 01:26:53,263 Yeah! Dig that! 1282 01:26:53,337 --> 01:26:55,271 Is this a fuckin' production for ya? 1283 01:26:55,339 --> 01:26:58,672 'Cause you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up and you're "growns" up. 1284 01:26:58,743 --> 01:27:02,406 - Jesus. - I'm the asshole in the place. Right? I'm the asshole? 1285 01:27:02,480 --> 01:27:04,414 - Oh, God. - I'm outta here, honey. 1286 01:27:04,482 --> 01:27:07,849 - I wouldn't eat here... I would never eat here anyway. 1287 01:27:23,501 --> 01:27:25,469 I like cake 1288 01:27:25,536 --> 01:27:27,697 And no mistake 1289 01:27:27,772 --> 01:27:31,435 But baby, if you insist 1290 01:27:31,509 --> 01:27:33,977 I'll cut out cake 1291 01:27:34,045 --> 01:27:35,774 Just for your sake 1292 01:27:35,847 --> 01:27:39,977 Baby, come on and knock me a kiss 1293 01:27:53,364 --> 01:27:55,298 Knock me a kiss 1294 01:28:55,159 --> 01:28:57,252 - Hello? - Hi, Michael. 1295 01:28:58,629 --> 01:29:03,123 - Michelle? - Hi. How's it goin'? It's been a while. 1296 01:29:05,703 --> 01:29:08,433 - S-Six months. - How are you doin'? 1297 01:29:09,674 --> 01:29:12,666 Uh, fine, I guess. 1298 01:29:12,743 --> 01:29:14,768 - H-How are you? - Good. 1299 01:29:17,548 --> 01:29:19,914 I, um, I think about things. 1300 01:29:20,985 --> 01:29:23,613 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1301 01:29:25,189 --> 01:29:27,123 What kind of things? 1302 01:29:27,191 --> 01:29:30,456 You know, us. 1303 01:29:30,528 --> 01:29:33,292 - I thought you met someone else. - It doesn't matter. 1304 01:29:33,364 --> 01:29:37,425 - I think about you every day. - Really? 1305 01:29:37,501 --> 01:29:40,902 I miss you, Mike. 1306 01:29:40,972 --> 01:29:43,133 Why didn't you call? 1307 01:29:43,207 --> 01:29:46,574 I don't know. I mean, I couldn't. 1308 01:29:46,644 --> 01:29:49,078 Do you know how hard it is to not call you? 1309 01:29:49,146 --> 01:29:52,582 I mean, I pick up the phone every night, whenever that commercial comes on. 1310 01:29:52,650 --> 01:29:56,484 - The Michelin commercial? - Yeah, you know, the one with the baby in the tire. 1311 01:29:56,554 --> 01:29:59,751 - One time I started to cry right in front of Pierre. - Pierre? 1312 01:29:59,824 --> 01:30:02,088 Th-That's his name, Pierre? What, is he French? 1313 01:30:02,159 --> 01:30:06,255 No, he's not. Listen, it's a whole other headache and I don't want to talk about him. 1314 01:30:06,330 --> 01:30:08,615 I, um, I called 'cause I heard you might be moving back to Queens. 1315 01:30:08,616 --> 01:30:10,900 I, um, I called 'cause I heard you might be moving back to Queens. 1316 01:30:10,968 --> 01:30:16,031 - Yeah. Hang on a second. Let me get rid of this. 1317 01:30:16,107 --> 01:30:18,200 - Hello? - Hi, Mike? 1318 01:30:18,275 --> 01:30:20,607 - Lorraine! - Are you on the other line? 1319 01:30:20,678 --> 01:30:22,942 - Yeah. Oh, hang on a second... - I could call back. 1320 01:30:23,014 --> 01:30:26,040 No, no. You hang on, okay? I want to talk to you. 1321 01:30:26,117 --> 01:30:28,108 Just hold on. Hello? 1322 01:30:28,185 --> 01:30:31,279 So I heard you might be moving back to New York. 1323 01:30:31,355 --> 01:30:35,485 Yeah, I don't think that's going to be happening just yet. Um, can I call you right back? 1324 01:30:35,559 --> 01:30:39,962 Um, well, I'm going out of town for a week and the cab's on its way. 1325 01:30:40,031 --> 01:30:42,261 Can't you just talk to me for five minutes? 1326 01:30:42,333 --> 01:30:44,733 Look, there's somebody holding on the other line. I have to take this call. 1327 01:30:44,802 --> 01:30:48,067 I really want to catch up with you, but, um, I have to take the call. 1328 01:30:48,139 --> 01:30:50,903 So just... Uh, I'm gonna call you back when you get back into town. 1329 01:30:50,975 --> 01:30:52,909 - Okay? - Okay. 1330 01:30:52,977 --> 01:30:54,911 - Is that okay? - Yeah. 1331 01:30:54,979 --> 01:30:57,072 - Really? You sure? - It's all right. All right. 1332 01:30:57,148 --> 01:30:59,275 - All right, bye-bye. - Good-bye. I love y... 1333 01:30:59,350 --> 01:31:02,581 - Hello? - Hi. Oh, you didn't have to get off of the other line. 1334 01:31:02,653 --> 01:31:05,816 - I would've called you back. - No, that's okay. I wanted to talk to you. 1335 01:31:05,890 --> 01:31:08,324 You know, I really could... could've called you back, but... 1336 01:31:08,392 --> 01:31:11,759 Anyway, I probably should have waited two days. That's what my friends said. 1337 01:31:11,829 --> 01:31:14,593 But... God, I sound like such a schoolgirl. It's just, they have this thing, okay? 1338 01:31:14,665 --> 01:31:16,599 It's at The Room. It's Sinatra's birthday. 1339 01:31:16,667 --> 01:31:20,159 And it's one of these Hollywood clubs and there's no sign. 1340 01:31:20,237 --> 01:31:23,104 Uh, I don't understand why... why they don't have any signs. 1341 01:31:23,174 --> 01:31:25,608 It's just I'm really bad at this. 1342 01:31:25,676 --> 01:31:30,113 I just want to know if you might want to go with me. 1343 01:31:32,349 --> 01:31:35,614 - So, uh, you hung up on which one? - Michelle. 1344 01:31:35,686 --> 01:31:38,177 - You hung up with your girlfriend. - Ex. 1345 01:31:38,255 --> 01:31:40,553 - Oh, now she's your ex. - She was always my ex. 1346 01:31:40,624 --> 01:31:42,558 Yeah, right. 1347 01:31:44,395 --> 01:31:48,991 - You hung up with her? - I wanted to take the other call. 1348 01:31:49,066 --> 01:31:51,534 - What'd she say when you called her back? - I didn't. 1349 01:31:54,305 --> 01:31:57,968 - You didn't call her back? - No. 1350 01:31:58,042 --> 01:32:02,206 - Why not, Mike? - It didn't occur to me. 1351 01:32:04,048 --> 01:32:05,982 Didn't occur to you. 1352 01:32:06,050 --> 01:32:08,678 It didn't. 1353 01:32:08,752 --> 01:32:13,519 You been, uh, tearing yourself up about this girl for six months. 1354 01:32:14,592 --> 01:32:16,526 Didn't occur to you? 1355 01:32:18,295 --> 01:32:20,695 No. 1356 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,833 Well, Michael, I'll bite. 1357 01:32:28,439 --> 01:32:33,206 You know, man, I didn't understand it either. It's all so hard. 1358 01:32:33,277 --> 01:32:36,610 Then it hit me on the way over here, you know, like a ton of bricks. 1359 01:32:36,680 --> 01:32:38,614 It's just so simple. 1360 01:32:38,682 --> 01:32:41,276 - When you... - Dude, dude, wait a second. 1361 01:32:45,456 --> 01:32:48,448 I'm getting vibe like in a really weird way here. 1362 01:32:50,294 --> 01:32:53,422 This girl's looking at me like she knows me a little bit. 1363 01:32:53,497 --> 01:32:55,522 - You don't recognize her? - Mike, I don't know. 1364 01:32:55,599 --> 01:32:58,625 I could've been out with Sue one night drinking and told her I was a race car driver. 1365 01:32:58,702 --> 01:33:02,331 No, I think I would remember this girl. 1366 01:33:02,406 --> 01:33:06,809 I don't think I've ever met her before. I would definitely remember this one. 1367 01:33:06,877 --> 01:33:10,711 She got a lot of confidence, man. She's doing like... 1368 01:33:10,781 --> 01:33:14,239 - Wow. - What's going... 1369 01:33:14,318 --> 01:33:16,616 Mike, stop, stop. Stop, all right? Just stop. 1370 01:33:16,687 --> 01:33:19,087 She's playing a little game, like a fun thing with me. 1371 01:33:19,156 --> 01:33:22,922 Come on, you little party girl. That's it. Come on. Fun little games? 1372 01:33:22,993 --> 01:33:26,656 You want to play fun little games? Come on, you nasty little, cute little baby. 1373 01:33:26,730 --> 01:33:30,598 - What are you doing? - Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike. Stop. Don't. Don't, don't. 1374 01:33:30,668 --> 01:33:33,432 She's smiling at me. She's playing fun little baby games. 1375 01:33:33,504 --> 01:33:36,598 She don't know me. She doesn't know my address. You know my address? 1376 01:33:36,674 --> 01:33:39,609 You little... Oh, you... Hold on. 1377 01:33:39,677 --> 01:33:42,612 She's coming over, dude. Play it cool. She's coming over. 1378 01:33:42,680 --> 01:33:46,309 She's like the wild loony. But I threw, like, the great vibe at her, the funny vibe. 1379 01:33:46,383 --> 01:33:48,510 You'll see. 1380 01:33:48,586 --> 01:33:51,612 - Shit. - Mommy's big boy. 1381 01:33:51,689 --> 01:33:54,556 We're going bye-bye now. Yes, we're going bye-bye. 1382 01:33:54,625 --> 01:33:58,288 We're gonna go home, gonna play with Daddy. 1383 01:34:06,470 --> 01:34:10,236 So, um, so you called her up, right? 1384 01:34:10,307 --> 01:34:13,242 Or you didn't call her. Why didn't you call her? You said you didn't call her. 1385 01:34:13,310 --> 01:34:15,696 Why didn't you call her? Mike? 1386 01:34:15,829 --> 01:34:17,463 Mike? 1387 01:34:17,464 --> 01:34:20,490 I never cared much for moonlit skies 1388 01:34:20,567 --> 01:34:23,934 Never winked back at fireflies 1389 01:34:24,003 --> 01:34:27,200 But now that the stars are in your eyes 1390 01:34:27,273 --> 01:34:30,572 I'm beginnin' to see the light 1391 01:34:30,643 --> 01:34:34,807 And I never went in for afterglow 1392 01:34:34,881 --> 01:34:38,248 Or candlelight on the mistletoe 1393 01:34:38,318 --> 01:34:41,378 But now when you turn the lamp down low 1394 01:34:41,454 --> 01:34:45,220 I'm beginnin' to see the light 1395 01:34:45,291 --> 01:34:49,284 I used to ramble through the park 1396 01:34:49,362 --> 01:34:52,798 Shadowboxin' in the dark 1397 01:34:52,866 --> 01:34:55,733 Then you came and caused the spark 1398 01:34:55,802 --> 01:34:59,829 That's a four-alarm fire now 1399 01:34:59,906 --> 01:35:02,807 I never made love by lantern shine 1400 01:35:02,876 --> 01:35:06,573 I never saw rainbows in my wine 1401 01:35:06,646 --> 01:35:09,979 But now that your lips are burnin' mine 1402 01:35:10,049 --> 01:35:13,541 I'm beginnin' to see the light 1403 01:35:13,620 --> 01:35:17,249 I never cared much for moonlit skies 1404 01:35:17,323 --> 01:35:20,451 I never winked back at fireflies 1405 01:35:20,527 --> 01:35:23,985 But now that the stars are in your eyes 1406 01:35:24,063 --> 01:35:27,430 I'm beginnin' to see the light 1407 01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:31,095 And I never went in for afterglow 1408 01:35:31,170 --> 01:35:34,901 Or candlelight on the mistletoe 1409 01:35:34,974 --> 01:35:38,034 But now when you turn the lamp down low 1410 01:35:38,111 --> 01:35:41,512 I'm beginnin' to see the light 1411 01:35:41,581 --> 01:35:45,847 You know, I used to ramble through the park 1412 01:35:45,919 --> 01:35:49,480 Shadowboxin' in the dark 1413 01:35:49,556 --> 01:35:52,582 Then you came and lit that spark 1414 01:35:52,659 --> 01:35:55,685 That's a four-alarm fire now 1415 01:35:55,762 --> 01:35:59,755 And I never made love by lantern shine 1416 01:35:59,832 --> 01:36:03,461 Never saw rainbows in my wine 1417 01:36:03,536 --> 01:36:06,562 But now that your lips are burnin' mine 1418 01:36:06,639 --> 01:36:09,267 I'm beginnin' 1419 01:36:09,342 --> 01:36:12,641 Mm, to see the light