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Thank you.
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Now, would anyone else like to share?
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- I'm Tami.
- Hi, Tami.
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Hi.
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Things have been okay.
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Yeah.
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Still really hoping
to get a bigger car.
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It's one of our goals for TSDY.
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Sorry.
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Try Something Different Year.
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It's like a thing we found online.
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We decided to try it out
once I got better.
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I've been cancer-free for 12 months.
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But...
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You know,
I still live with the terror
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that it's gonna come back.
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It's not coming back.
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He always says that
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but, you know,
I just have a lot of anxiety.
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Focusing on my business really helps.
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My friend Devon
makes me laugh hard.
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- So...
- Devon?
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Yeah, my ex, the firefighter.
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Rekindling that friendship has...
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It's really helped me.
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You know, community is so important.
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But I worry.
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Will I ever see my son graduate?
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Will I ever orgasm again?
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Sorry. This is not so exciting.
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But this group really helps,
so, thank you.
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Craig?
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Anything you wanna share?
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Everything is really awesome.
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Tami deserves a parade.
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And I'm orgasming fine.
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I'll share, I'll share.
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This has been a great week for me.
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Craig, the mailman screwed up again.
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Can you bring the package
to the neighbors?
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Craig Waterman.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I'm in the car now.
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Actually, I'm in the parking lot.
I'll be up there in two seconds.
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Perfect... perfect. Bye.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- Hi.
- Howdy.
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Are you Austin?
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Guilty.
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Yeah, the mailman screwed up.
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I'm down there,
at the end of the block there.
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With the "For Sale" sign?
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Yeah.
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About to leave the neighborhood.
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It's a bummer.
Wish I could've gotten to know you.
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But, yeah, we're leaving.
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Sorry about this.
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Oh, not your fault. It's the mailman.
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He always messes up.
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Oh, well, it's gonna happen, I guess.
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Yeah. I didn't open it
or look into it or anything.
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I know that that's illegal.
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- Thank you.
- Yep. No worries.
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Hey, I didn't catch your name,
by the way.
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Oh, it's Craig Waterman.
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Stay curious, Craig Waterman.
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You too, Austin.
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Full mug coming through here.
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Careful... careful.
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Full mug.
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Hey, java king!
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Fuckin' moron.
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Nicholas
from Serotonin Solutions here.
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Sam is on.
How was everyone's weekend?
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I need to get a bigger car.
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- I know. Let's sell the house first.
- I can't fit this stuff.
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Look what happened. It fell over.
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Hey, Shannon.
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- Hey, gang.
- Hi.
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You didn't steal anything, did you?
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House has got good bones, right?
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Sorry, my wife's stuff is everywhere.
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Yeah. A beautiful neighborhood too.
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Nice people there.
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Really good people there.
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- You have a good day.
- Awesome.
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- Bye.
- Shit.
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Didn't even fucking talk to me.
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Can you put that in the front?
Like, try and find a spot?
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- I don't know where to put it.
- Yes... yes.
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I got water on me.
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Stevie, can you pass me that, please?
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Super beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- What are those?
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Oh, honey. The new neighbor, Austin.
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He brought these over for us earlier.
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He also invited you over
for a drink at 8:00 tonight.
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I said you'd go.
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You don't know my schedule.
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You sit there every night.
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It might be nice to have a pal,
you know, a bud.
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Hello, Tami's Florals,
Steven speaking.
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Just welcome him
to the neighborhood.
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There's a new Marvel out,
it's supposed to be nuts.
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We should go see that.
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My ex-boyfriend, Devon
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he invited me out
for a drink tonight, so...
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. Two Luna arrangements
for a 90th. Extra lavender.
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Stevie, your mom's abandoning us.
It's just you and I.
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We gotta go see that Marvel tonight.
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I already saw it. It's sorta...
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Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it!
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What's going on?
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Honey.
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Please don't go out
with this fucking dumb clown tonight.
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You and I,
we'll go see this new Marvel.
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People are saying it's actually nuts.
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It's driving people crazy.
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It's nacho, nacho time!
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Never...
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Never underestimate the nacho
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Yummy.
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Oh, good work.
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Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go.
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- Bye, I love you.
- Okay.
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- Have fun.
- See you later. Thank you!
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You guys kiss each other on the lips?
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Honey. Go.
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You...
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Oh, you know, I...
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I actually got those speed bumps
put in on our street.
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Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare
dealing with the city.
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But now, the whole neighborhood
is not a goddamn racetrack.
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- Well, thank you.
- Welcome.
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What do you do for a living?
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Well, I dabble
in a few things, but...
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I pay those criminals at the bank
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by covering the weather
for Channel 3.
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You're a weatherman?
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I usually work evenings,
but I got tonight off.
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I knew you looked familiar.
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That's so awesome!
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What do you do for a living?
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I work for a company
called Universal Digital Innovations.
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We work with clients
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who are trying to make their products
more habit-forming.
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I work with apps, specifically.
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Like trying to get people
addicted to products?
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We prefer
to use the term "habit-forming."
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It appeals to the most
primal aspects of the brain
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so when the person tries to detach
themselves from the product
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they become extremely displeased
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and they just continue using it.
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Fucking brutal.
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Yeah, it's brutal.
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I got a product you might like.
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All right.
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Porno mag?
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Better.
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Look familiar?
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It's the box from my yard.
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What's this?
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That's a 400,000-year-old
stone hand axe
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carved by Homo erect us.
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These are the first human objects
ever made.
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You're holding the very same tool
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that some ancient person held
on an East African savannah.
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As they paused in awe
to watch the land swallow
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the burning golden ball in the sky.
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Whoa, buddy.
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Shoot.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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I am so sorry. This never...
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Oh, fuck!
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Let's go somewhere.
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It's a school night for me.
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I'll get you a clean shirt.
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Okay. All right.
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- What's here?
- Come on, come on.
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This way.
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Quick! Before the pigs see us.
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Fuck.
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It's the Aqueduct.
It was built in 1837.
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Look at this,
it connects the entire city.
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Oh, my god.
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Oh, fuck!
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I got stuff all over me.
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Ah, it looks like OVD's
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gonna get a little bit more
of my money.
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- OV what?
- Ocean View Dining.
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It's the only clothes
that fit me just right.
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- Yeah.
- Looks good.
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Yeah, this is all OVD.
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- Nice.
- All this is. Yeah.
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- All right.
- They even make food.
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This way.
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All right.
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There you go.
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Come on. You got it.
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Grab my hand.
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There you go. There you go.
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You okay? You got it.
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Pull up, pull up. Pull up.
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There you go.
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- You okay? You all right?
- Yeah.
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All right.
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- Nice job.
- Thank you.
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What's wrong?
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Lost my shoe.
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We'll get it on the way back.
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Come on.
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This is so cool.
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Oh, yeah, there's a way
into the building through here.
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Oh, my god!
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Oh, I thought that was a guy.
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Where the hell are we?
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City Hall, come on.
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What?
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It's a normal ciggie.
It's not cannabis.
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Excellent.
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Oh, hey.
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My band's playing tomorrow night.
Bring Tami.
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Your frickin' band? You're in a band?
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Yeah, it's gonna be a big show.
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Hopefully, my boss
doesn't make me work.
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I tell ya, I am so over nightly news.
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I wanna do mornings.
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Why don't you just ask?
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I wanted my own office at work.
I just asked.
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Did you get it?
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Eating there alone every single day.
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I can eat whatever the hell I want.
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Something big and messy.
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Something really embarrassing
I don't want anybody to see.
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Something that stinks.
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All you gotta do is ask.
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You'll be on the list
tomorrow night, rock star.
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I'll be there, rock star.
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All right.
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Hey.
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- You crack me up.
- I do?
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You crack me up.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
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All right, friends. That's it.
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That's our national forecast.
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Take care of yourselves out there.
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We'll see you tomorrow night.
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I'm not clicking anything.
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I think my clicker
ran out of batteries.
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I tell ya, sometimes I feel like
I've run out of batteries.
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I gotta go change my double A's.
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See ya tomorrow night.
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All right. How y'all doing?
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Sorry about the tie,
I just got off work.
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We're Mayor Nichols Sucks.
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This song goes out
to my wife, Bianca.
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I just want to enter the night
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Cut the dark open with a knife
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Out there's the courage to fight...
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I feel like we need to add something
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that makes the user
feel expressed or judged.
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So they keep coming back
to use it over and over again.
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Like here.
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You see,
they have the key emoji down there.
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See that key?
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Someone named
"Austin Neighbor Weatherman"
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is calling you.
271
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:15,760
One second. Pardon me.
272
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:17,640
Hey, buddy.
273
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,760
Hey, Craigy. Hey, whatcha up to?
274
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,720
Just boring old crap, really.
275
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,280
I hear you.
276
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:26,200
Hey, quick question,
you up for going on an adventure?
277
00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,080
- When?
- "When?" Right now.
278
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,200
- Right now?
- Yes.
279
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,440
Smooth cap.
Forked gills along the stipe.
280
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,160
Throw that on your grill
with a little butter
281
00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:37,360
got yourself a meal.
282
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:38,800
Go on, smell it.
283
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,360
That's vanilla.
284
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,640
You know, I can't stop thinking
about your band.
285
00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,120
That's so fucking amazing.
286
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,600
Thanks, bud. You play anything?
287
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:52,640
Nah, I always wanted to play drums
288
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,760
but just... didn't.
289
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,480
Get yourself a set. We'll jam.
290
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:58,480
Play some punk music or something.
291
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,160
Look, it isn't
about how well you play.
292
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,680
It's about how passionate you are.
293
00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:05,880
Drums.
294
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240
Yeah, well...
295
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:09,600
What color would I get?
296
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,480
I guess it probably
doesn't matter what col...
297
00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:12,896
Actually, it might matter...
298
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,040
Oh, shit!
299
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,560
Oh, shit! Help!
300
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,760
Help me! Help me!
301
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,760
- Oh, my god, help!
- I got you.
302
00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,200
Oh, Jesus!
303
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:22,840
What the hell?
304
00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:26,720
Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's
gonna get more of your money.
305
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Yeah.
306
00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,800
Honestly, though,
their new fall collection
307
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,320
it looks superb.
308
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:33,960
I'm really excited about it.
309
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,720
Oh, shit, my phone!
310
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:39,400
Oh, fuck! My phone!
311
00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:42,320
Can you call it? Can you call it?
312
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,600
I can't. I don't have a phone.
313
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,480
Are you insane?
314
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:47,840
I'm looking at a free man right now.
315
00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:50,760
Come on.
316
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,320
Look at this.
317
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,960
- Yeah.
- Crap.
318
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,200
Oh, look at this.
319
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,840
Oh, man, that's cherry.
320
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,360
Oh, yeah.
321
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,800
This is my dream car.
322
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:15,360
I hope you get it one day.
This thing is absolutely cherry.
323
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,080
Yeah. Well, it might happen
sooner than you think.
324
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,960
I took your advice.
325
00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:22,920
They offered me
the morning news slot.
326
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,600
- Oh, my god! Really?
- Yep.
327
00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:27,920
Oh, congratulations! Holy crap.
328
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,440
Thank you, buddy. Truly.
329
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,280
Now, if I get this stupid car,
you're going for the first ride.
330
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920
I promise. You're good luck.
331
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:37,560
- I'm good luck.
- Yes, you are.
332
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,960
I can see the future.
333
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:51,160
It's full of pals...
334
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,040
My husband!
335
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:56,160
Somebody help us, please!
336
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:57,880
Helping pals...
337
00:18:58,800 --> 00:18:59,800
I got you, buddy.
338
00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:07,920
Thank you, Craig.
339
00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,760
Oh, it's so cold out there.
340
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,880
And being a boss.
341
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,560
Civilization has collapsed.
342
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,640
Craig has led us to the future.
343
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,120
To Craig!
344
00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:20,440
- To Craig!
- To Craig!
345
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,160
The neighborhood would be
a racetrack without you.
346
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,840
I'm on the edge of life,
347
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,680
and the view is gorgeous.
348
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,840
What the...
349
00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,360
What are you doing?
350
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,200
Can I wake you up with a lick?
351
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,760
- A lick?
- Yeah.
352
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,600
- Is the door locked?
- Yeah.
353
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,080
- Yeah.
- Okay.
354
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,200
Something's burning!
355
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,120
- Fuck!
- Something's burning?
356
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,920
What did you do?
357
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,600
I hope you like
wild mushrooms on toast, honey.
358
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:26,720
What?
359
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,920
- What?
- Seriously, what?
360
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,080
- What happened? What'd you do?
- Nothing.
361
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,000
- Hi, honey.
- Good morning.
362
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,880
- You like this?
- Punk?
363
00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:38,360
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I like punk.
364
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:41,000
- Fuck, yeah.
- You don't listen to music.
365
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,640
Yeah, I do. I listen to punk.
366
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:44,400
I even took a walk this morning.
367
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,040
Got up, went for a full walk.
368
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:49,080
Picked some of those flowers
right there.
369
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,800
- You made these?
- Yeah.
370
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,720
Oh, shit, tastes like McDonald's.
371
00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,840
- I love it, so good.
- Thanks.
372
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,160
Yeah, okay, I'll see you guys.
373
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:00,720
- Love you.
- Love you.
374
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,000
Austin invited me to hang out
375
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:03,440
with some of his buddies tonight.
376
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,680
They seem like pretty cool guys.
377
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,800
Wow, honey.
378
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,200
Hey, how are you?
379
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,280
- Good.
- I'm Craig. Austin invited me.
380
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,040
Oh, there he is!
381
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,800
All right. Hey, guys.
382
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,800
This is my neighbor, Craig.
He's the best.
383
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,160
Hey, hey!
To the new morning weatherman!
384
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,960
Yeah!
385
00:21:37,400 --> 00:21:38,520
This is the one!
386
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,400
I'll drink to that.
I'll drink to that.
387
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:42,936
It's great to talk to you, Chris.
388
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,560
Hey, I'm gonna grab another brew.
389
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,136
All right. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I'll see you inside, all right.
390
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,160
- Yeah.
- All right.
391
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,160
You're smart. You have a good job.
392
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,480
There's nothing to be nervous about.
393
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:57,920
Just be yourself.
394
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,360
You're a frickin' prince.
395
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,240
You okay?
396
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,200
Thought it was open.
397
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,720
You hit that hard.
398
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,200
Can I use your restroom really fast?
399
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,560
So, how'd y'all meet?
400
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,416
You know what, that reminds me,
Zed ran into me at the mall
401
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,840
and I was all stressed out.
402
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,360
I was buying a bra for my daughter.
403
00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,680
She's 13, and she's already a size C.
404
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:01,200
And, you know, I was just spiraling.
405
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280
But I just...
406
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,880
I just... I see the way
that guys look at her, and...
407
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:06,480
You know, I'm just... I'm scared.
408
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,216
I'm sorry
you're going through that, man.
409
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,840
You know we're here for you anytime.
410
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:12,960
Right? Sheila's lucky
to have a dad like you.
411
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:15,480
Yeah. Yeah, man.
412
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:03,720
All right. Who's next? Who's next?
413
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,040
- Let's get the new guy in there.
- Hey.
414
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,256
- Get him, Craig. Hit him!
- Come on!
415
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,440
- Come on.
- Get him!
416
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,520
- All right!
- Here we go.
417
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,000
Everybody watch out for my face.
418
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,120
Some of us have calls
with CEOs tomorrow.
419
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,040
We got a big shot in the house.
420
00:24:19,120 --> 00:24:21,160
- Focus.
- Come on, Craig!
421
00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,776
- All right. All right.
- To a good match.
422
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:24,560
Heavyweights.
Make it weird, let's go.
423
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,640
Ding... ding!
424
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,640
- The first punch. Damn!
- You okay?
425
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:29,960
You all right, Craig?
426
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,360
You all right, buddy? You okay? Sure?
427
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:33,440
- Yeah.
- All right.
428
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,560
- Yeah.
- Sorry about that.
429
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,640
Let's just both try
to be a little safer.
430
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,960
- Absolutely.
- Excellent.
431
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,560
All right, you and me fair, okay.
432
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,640
- Yes.
- Yes.
433
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:41,776
- Friend to friend.
- Friend.
434
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:42,800
Here we go. All right.
435
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,096
- Let's go, Craig.
- Ding, ding.
436
00:24:44,120 --> 00:24:45,816
- You got this.
- Just like you did the last time.
437
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,880
- You didn't want that.
- Hands up. Hands up.
438
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,720
Yeah... yeah.
439
00:24:51,720 --> 00:24:53,560
This fight's over. Fuck!
440
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,600
- You all right?
- Oh, my god.
441
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,520
This guy can't take it, Austin.
You gotta stop.
442
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,800
Okay, great. All right, you...
443
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,456
Maybe you should sit
this one out then, Craig.
444
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,440
Sorry about that.
You're okay. All right.
445
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,320
Let's... Anyone else wanna go?
446
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:09,000
- What the fuck, man?
- Winner!
447
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:10,840
- Are you all right?
- Winner!
448
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,840
- You okay, Austin?
- You knocked him out, idiot.
449
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,320
- Easy, easy.
- Nah, he's good.
450
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,640
- Guys, help him up.
- No, you're good. He's solid.
451
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,960
He's good. Am I bleeding at all?
452
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,120
What the fuck
is wrong with you, jackass?
453
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:23,160
Cheap shot bullshit.
That was fucking bullshit.
454
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,640
- Sucker punch!
- Bullshit!
455
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,400
It's all right. Get these off.
456
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,720
There we go.
457
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:28,976
- Take this off.
- Get off the back...
458
00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,320
Okay. Easy... easy.
459
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:31,600
- I'm okay.
- You good?
460
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,440
Yeah, yeah. I think...
461
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200
I think maybe
462
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:38,440
we call it on boxing
for tonight, huh?
463
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,720
- Yeah.
- That's a good idea.
464
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,800
Hey!
465
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,680
Look...
466
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:45,920
I know my punishment.
467
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:48,440
I know my punishment.
468
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:50,160
I messed up.
469
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:54,720
I'm a bad boy.
470
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,640
I'm sorry... What'd I do?
471
00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,880
What did I do?
472
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,120
I'm such a bad boy.
473
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:12,960
I'm sorry.
474
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,200
I'm really sorry.
475
00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:25,840
All right. I gotta go home now.
476
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:28,720
- Yeah, me too.
- He's gonna call his...
477
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,160
All right. Yeah, yeah.
478
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:31,880
- You sure?
- Are you okay?
479
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,640
- Yeah... yeah.
- You call somebody.
480
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,656
- I'm okay. I'm all right.
- Just watch your back.
481
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:37,376
- Watch your back.
- Watch out for this guy.
482
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,040
- Yeah, thanks.
- It's all right.
483
00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:42,080
- All right. So long, fellas.
- See ya, man.
484
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,240
Okay. Sure you know
how to get home?
485
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,440
I'll do my best.
486
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,880
- Okay.
- All right.
487
00:26:53,120 --> 00:26:55,480
Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock.
488
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:00,040
All right.
489
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,440
You've reached Austin and Bianca.
490
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,520
You know what to do.
491
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,960
And with us today
is our newest edition
492
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:46,560
to the Rise and Shine family.
493
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,120
He's someone you're probably
already familiar with.
494
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,000
Austin Carmichael,
our new meteorologist.
495
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,640
Howdy, folks.
496
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,040
Happy to be her.
497
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,000
Here! Happy to be here.
498
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,080
Looks like I could use
another cup of java.
499
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:01,680
Better make it a big one.
500
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,520
When we come back,
Austin will join us as we talk
501
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:08,080
with what some people are calling
a six-year-old Tiger Woods.
502
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,440
All right,
we're back live in 60 seconds.
503
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:16,760
Hey, man.
504
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,760
I watched that. That was awesome.
505
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,800
How'd you... How'd you get in here?
506
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,680
I have a meeting here.
507
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:26,640
Who's your meeting with?
508
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,960
Just some dickhead or whatever.
509
00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:31,640
Oh, I have a check for you.
510
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,480
I gotta give it to you
next time we hang out.
511
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:35,480
Are you wearing makeup?
512
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:37,000
I'm not gonna tell your wife.
513
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,600
- Hey.
- What was up with that stumble?
514
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,200
Yeah, sorry about that.
515
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,320
New job jitters.
It won't happen again.
516
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:45,560
It better fucking not.
517
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,840
This your father?
518
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:49,320
No, it's my neighbor.
519
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,880
Not really sure why he's here.
520
00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,440
Hey, what are you doing after this?
521
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:56,080
I was gonna go to Rick's Bar.
522
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,216
I'm gonna try this new thing.
523
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,200
They have a Seal Team Six lunch.
524
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:02,280
I guess that's what the guys ate
after they killed Osama.
525
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,480
It's 22,000 calories.
526
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,920
It's got four racks of ribs,
mac and cheese...
527
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,040
Caesar salad.
528
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:10,816
Look, it's really distracting
that you're here.
529
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,160
I need to focus. Okay?
530
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,920
Hey, buddy.
531
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,600
Looking good. I like it.
532
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:17,760
You're dressed as a little doll?
533
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,760
Wanna smoke a cigarette with us,
little doll?
534
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,840
Hey.
535
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,280
Look, you gotta go. All right?
536
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,680
I'm under a lot of pressure here.
537
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,040
It's a lot harder than nights.
538
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,840
Could you just please leave?
539
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Thank you.
540
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:31,600
You have a phone?
541
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,160
Yeah, of course, I have a phone.
542
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,760
Back live in ten seconds.
543
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,000
Let's get Austin on his mark.
544
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:38,360
I'll hang out with you soon.
545
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,840
And did you wanna upgrade
to the hero plan?
546
00:29:46,920 --> 00:29:49,080
It's unlimited talk, text, and data.
547
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,400
Plus, you get one
of these five limited phone cases.
548
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,040
Yeah, definitely.
549
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:56,160
Yeah, that sounds great.
550
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,480
I'm gonna do... Oh, Mars Rover.
551
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,240
Twins!
552
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,080
Beer drinking time, huh?
553
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,880
Yeah, I mean... or something else.
554
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,880
Hey, is that bar
across the plaza any good?
555
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:13,960
I've never been.
556
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:15,840
I've seen a few gnarly fights
outside, though.
557
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,480
Yeah. I might step over there
and have a sip or a few.
558
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,640
If you wanna join me, it'd be cool.
559
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,400
I'm... I'm 18.
560
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:30,440
Teenage girls these days,
they look like they're 25 years old.
561
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,200
I guess it's the same
with the guys too.
562
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,520
Receipt in the bag?
563
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:39,760
I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah.
564
00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:44,520
All right.
565
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:45,600
Oh, and, sir...
566
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,600
If you ever want something stronger
than a few drinks, you let me know.
567
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,320
Stay curious.
568
00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:02,240
You may begin to detach
569
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,680
from realities you claimed
as your own.
570
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:06,960
Are you okay?
571
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,040
Yeah.
572
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,160
A package came for you.
573
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:13,600
Oh, yes!
574
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,840
Oh, my god.
575
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,200
Holy shit!
576
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,520
Oh, that's exciting.
577
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:20,640
Holy shit!
578
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,280
These are fucking awesome!
579
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:24,640
- These for you?
- Oh, yeah.
580
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,400
Hey, hey! Is your better half here?
581
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,160
One moment.
582
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:39,520
Honey.
583
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,640
There's someone at the door
for you. It's Craig.
584
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:44,640
All right.
585
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,320
Dude.
586
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,960
Check it out.
587
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,280
You... you got the expensive ones.
588
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,160
Yeah. I got green
to match your guitar.
589
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,480
Let's jam.
590
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,280
- You look awesome!
- Oh, thank you.
591
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:03,440
Look, Craig...
592
00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,040
We had a couple of really nice hangs
593
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:10,600
but I think it best
that we go our separate ways.
594
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,976
Is it 'cause
of the sliding glass door?
595
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,520
I told you I'd pay for it, buddy.
596
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:18,720
No, Friday night was really strange
for me and the guys.
597
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:21,160
I don't wish to continue
this friendship at the moment.
598
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,720
You made me feel too free.
599
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,200
You all accepted me way too fast.
600
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,560
- You can't do that.
- All right.
601
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,120
People need rules.
602
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,080
I've gotta get
to this Renaissance Fair.
603
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,200
I'm doing a segment for work,
and I...
604
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,640
Much luck selling the house.
605
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,360
Austin, come on.
606
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,240
Craigy, isn't it beautiful?
607
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,440
Doesn't seeing this make you certain
608
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,480
that some unknowable intelligence
609
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,960
is behind all things?
610
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:35,840
Thank you, Rebecca.
611
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:38,280
My producers told me
612
00:33:38,360 --> 00:33:40,280
that there was
a Renaissance Festival here today.
613
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,800
And clearly,
I'm the only one dressed up, so...
614
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,360
It's a fun prank on the new guy.
Ma'am.
615
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,080
- All right, Mama.
- Take it off.
616
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:49,760
Did you see that video I sent you?
617
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,640
Stevie, come on.
There's nothing over there.
618
00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,960
Come here.
619
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:01,040
Look.
620
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,760
Free food.
621
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,480
That's ancient stuff
you're holding there.
622
00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:14,320
People have been doing this
for hundreds of thousands of years.
623
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,120
Cool, huh? Take a bite.
624
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,480
No. How do you... how do you know
they're not poisonous?
625
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:21,160
I'll show you.
626
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,840
This one needs a little ranch.
627
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,400
This is fun.
628
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,560
Hanging out at the mall. This is fun.
629
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:57,760
Got any crushes at school?
630
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,080
Of course. Dad.
631
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,120
That guy on that pig was flying.
What the hell?
632
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:08,000
That was cra...
633
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:11,800
God!
634
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,760
I told you those mushrooms
were poisonous, Dad.
635
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,840
I told you.
636
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:21,240
Fuck. Jesus Christ.
637
00:35:21,320 --> 00:35:22,520
There's fuckin' blood in it.
638
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:34,760
Couldn't believe that. You know?
639
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,280
Fuckin' hell, dude.
640
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,680
Fellas.
641
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,360
- How we doing?
- What's up, man?
642
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,440
We're the smokers.
We're the smokers.
643
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,560
It was awesome.
644
00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,640
Anybody need a light?
Anybody need a light?
645
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:52,200
Good?
646
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,360
Beers at my house this Friday.
647
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,440
Heck, yeah. I'll stock the fridge.
648
00:35:59,080 --> 00:36:00,240
Let's do a boys night.
649
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:01,920
Can my wife come?
650
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,080
No, you don't know her.
651
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,400
- Oh, no.
- You never met her.
652
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:10,800
No, no.
No, let's keep it a boys night.
653
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:12,560
I gotta call my wife.
654
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,840
Tell her
things might get a little rowdy
655
00:36:14,920 --> 00:36:16,480
this Friday night.
656
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:29,920
This is a sword.
657
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,320
From Europe, 1700s.
658
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:34,400
Let me see this thing.
659
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,776
Hey, don't rip it outta my hands.
It's priceless, actually.
660
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,040
Be careful with that, okay?
661
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,960
Dude, you scare the fuck outta me,
like, so easily.
662
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,120
Imagine.
663
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:45,920
You're a knight.
664
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,800
Staring out
665
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,600
at the enemy army coming at you.
666
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:51,680
Your heart is racing.
667
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:53,120
Why are you showing us this thing?
668
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,240
'Cause it's cool.
I collect stuff like that.
669
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,520
It's so small, dude.
670
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,440
It's like for babies.
671
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:00,640
This is a sword for babies, you know?
672
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,320
It's not for a baby.
It's for a knight.
673
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,080
It's like when Thanos
drinks the elixir.
674
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:05,160
Hold a second.
675
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:08,360
Sorry... sorry. I gotta stop you.
676
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,400
This is a no Marvel spoiler garage.
677
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,880
Sorry, it's a little rule here.
I apologize.
678
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:17,200
Dude, when that ship fucking comes in
and the tesseract is like...
679
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:18,616
I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious.
680
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:20,160
No Marvel spoilers.
681
00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:21,800
I like to go in fresh, so...
682
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,720
- All right.
- Yeah, yeah. No worries. Yeah.
683
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,720
Are those your wife's drums?
684
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,216
That's really funny.
I already told you they're mine.
685
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:31,520
Well, they look like no one's
even touched them, bitch.
686
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,280
Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane?
687
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:34,776
Give us a little taste.
Come on, man, don't hide.
688
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,280
Don't use the knife like that.
Don't point the knife at people.
689
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,880
Dude, he's like The Hulk, man.
690
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,760
Get the fuck out!
Get the fucking hell outta here.
691
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,000
I said no spoilers.
692
00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,176
- Let's go. Get up!
- We've been here, like, 40 minutes.
693
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:53,800
- Move... move!
- All right... all right.
694
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,120
Yeah, yeah. There he is.
695
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,760
Jesus Christ. Craig.
696
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,240
My key card mysteriously
stopped working.
697
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,640
Do you need to change?
698
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,240
- No.
- You sure?
699
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,520
Yeah. I've been through worse.
700
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,840
Okay. Well, we have a new client
701
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,960
that I'm really,
really excited about.
702
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,720
Mr. Mayor, Seth Nichols.
703
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,000
Seth Nichols is about trust.
704
00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:46,160
Now, he wants us to modernize
his re-election campaign.
705
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:47,440
Make it much more interactive.
706
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Now, Craig,
who do you want on your team?
707
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,400
Besides a towel.
708
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,440
I'll just be a lone wolf
on this one, I think.
709
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,680
Honey.
710
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:05,400
You're home?
711
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,760
Yeah. I don't trust my lunch
in the work fridge.
712
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,216
I think somebody's fucking with it.
713
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:10,496
Hey, can you help me load these?
714
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:12,160
Yeah. I gotta scarf, though.
715
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,200
I gotta get on a call with the mayor.
716
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,160
- About the mayor thing or whatever.
- Oh, good.
717
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:17,920
The mail guy screwed up again.
718
00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,880
Craig.
719
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,080
Your nose.
720
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,640
- I've never...
- Yeah.
721
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:32,496
I've never seen you
get a bloody nose before.
722
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:33,656
No, it's not a big deal. Don't worry.
723
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,416
- Don't worry about it. I'm okay.
- You okay? Here.
724
00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,480
Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
Let's get these in. Come on.
725
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,296
Be careful with that.
Pick it up from the base.
726
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,800
Yeah, yeah. I... I gotta go.
727
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,000
I gotta have a fast lunch.
I have a big call.
728
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,400
Honey. I'm sick of struggling.
729
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,800
I need a bigger car.
730
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:47,880
I... I gotta go!
731
00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,320
You still have blood on your nose.
732
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:51,000
- That's fine. That's fine.
- Wipe it off.
733
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,360
Bye... bye.
734
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,600
Motherfucker.
735
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:06,560
Hey, hey.
736
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,280
Putting you through
to the mayor's office.
737
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,080
Gen's on.
Joanna and Monkey See Inc. Are on.
738
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,160
Barry from DigiTonin.
739
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,440
Craig Waterman is on.
740
00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:19,280
So, Craig, before we start,
I wanna clear something up.
741
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:20,360
Austin?
742
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,200
- Now, the other day...
- Honey?
743
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,520
Hello? Craig? Hello?
744
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,600
Hello, hello.
745
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:31,520
I've heard the craziest thing
that you do not have a cellphone.
746
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:32,920
Somebody knocked on the door.
747
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,240
That can't be true, right?
748
00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:35,320
Hey, baby.
749
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,080
Come snuggle.
750
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,416
I know it's funny... Are you there?
751
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,560
It's nap time.
752
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,760
Did we lose Craig?
753
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,960
Is Craig there?
754
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:43,680
Chad from Dopamine Unlimited is on.
755
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,480
He's probably not responding
'cause he doesn't have his cellphone.
756
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Craig?
757
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:50,360
- Yeah.
- Oh, there you are.
758
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,936
For a short period,
I didn't have a phone.
759
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,040
But it was an experiment.
760
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:55,376
- Now, where would you like to start?
- Man, that is...
761
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,800
That is really brave of you.
That's crazy.
762
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:58,960
I cannot imagine.
763
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,040
I'm looking at this thing constantly.
764
00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:04,920
Hello?
765
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,200
Craig? Hey.
766
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,560
I tried calling you.
I need you to go to the store.
767
00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:20,040
I had a nuts day.
768
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:21,160
No, honey.
769
00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:25,440
Tonight. It's Austin and Bianca's
housewarming thing.
770
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:26,880
I need you to get some things.
771
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,440
That's tonight?
772
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:30,480
Or maybe I can borrow
some things from them?
773
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,800
Do you have their number?
774
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:33,800
Yeah, I'll call 'em.
What do you need?
775
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,280
I need vanilla extract.
776
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,040
I need brown sugar.
777
00:44:38,120 --> 00:44:40,800
And if they have powdered sugar,
that'd be really great.
778
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,200
Hey, Austin, what's going on?
779
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,000
Yeah, yeah.
We're about to head over, actually.
780
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:55,040
Oh, for real?
781
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,520
Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry.
782
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,440
Yeah, I actually have a bad case
myself right now.
783
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:04,520
No worries at all. No worries at all.
784
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:06,680
Yeah. Okay, we'll...
785
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,920
Okay, we'll talk to you soon. Bye.
786
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:16,240
I guess Bianca came down
with a really bad case of diarrhea.
787
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,480
- Oh, god.
- Yeah.
788
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,440
Maybe I should make her
some chicken broth.
789
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,320
I wouldn't do that. It'd probably
just rip right through her.
790
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,840
Let's just invite people over.
791
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:27,960
Maybe Devon's available.
792
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:30,320
Devon?
793
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:33,760
Do you ever listen?
794
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:06,520
Hey.
795
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,560
Hey! Turn those burners off.
796
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,680
We're going on an adventure.
797
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,200
Craig, absolutely not.
798
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,240
This was built in 1837.
799
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:34,440
Goes all over the city.
It's called an aqueduct.
800
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,120
- Is this piss?
- Some of it.
801
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:38,000
Wait...
802
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,640
Yes, this is it... this is it.
803
00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,720
Yes!
804
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,240
Oh, my god.
805
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:53,080
- Are we lost?
- No... no. This way.
806
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:56,200
Craig, there's a bat.
807
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,680
- Where?
- Right there!
808
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,336
All right. Let's go...
Yeah, let's go this way.
809
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,320
We're not going that way,
so that's not a problem.
810
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,000
Who showed you this?
811
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,960
I found it myself. Come on.
812
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,216
No, seriously,
who showed you this place?
813
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:10,880
- Was it Austin?
- No, I found it. Come on.
814
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,240
You go up here.
815
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,376
- And there's some really cool...
- I'm not going up there.
816
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,776
- Beautiful shit.
- I wanna go home!
817
00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:16,176
- I wanna go home!
- Well, the bat's back there.
818
00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,656
I don't wanna walk by that bat again.
819
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,720
Come on. There you go.
820
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:20,360
There you go. Go... go!
821
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,040
Perfect. Perfect.
822
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:28,320
Okay, this is insane.
I wanna go. Help me down.
823
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:29,920
Christ almighty.
824
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,000
Can you just give this a chance?
825
00:47:32,760 --> 00:47:36,680
You're always complaining
that we don't do anything new.
826
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,120
Well, we're here now.
827
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,880
You're healthy, and we're here now.
828
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:43,960
So, Jesus!
829
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:47,520
Just go ahead,
and I'll catch up to you in a sec.
830
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,520
Thank you.
831
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,160
Okay.
832
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,160
Shit!
833
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:07,880
Where the fuck is it?
834
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,760
Fuck it.
835
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,440
Oh, goddamn it.
836
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:25,760
Don't worry, honey.
837
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:27,360
We're really close.
838
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Tami?
839
00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:38,720
Tami?
840
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:41,280
Tami, where are you?
841
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,400
Where did you go?
842
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,320
Tami.
843
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:46,080
Tami!
844
00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:47,520
Tami!
845
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:50,840
Tami!
846
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:07,320
Please hang up...
847
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:08,400
No!
848
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:12,520
My phone!
849
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,960
Where the fuck is it?
850
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:15,800
Fuck!
851
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:24,080
Tami!
852
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:31,000
We're currently cruising
at an altitude of 1,000 feet
853
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,080
at an airspeed
of 4,100 miles per hour.
854
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:35,760
Four hundred miles per hours...
855
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,360
You make me
a little nervous sometimes.
856
00:49:37,480 --> 00:49:38,960
Are you still... are you still there?
857
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:41,520
Who is that in the background?
Is that your stepdad?
858
00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:43,576
Oh, okay. Sorry.
Yeah, I'll just not ask.
859
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,600
I'll keep going.
860
00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:46,680
My co-pilot Josh and I...
861
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,880
I hope you had a nice
first-class flight with us at...
862
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:51,520
Light turbulence here and there.
863
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:53,880
I need to use the phone.
864
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:55,336
I'm in the middle of something.
Let me finish.
865
00:49:55,360 --> 00:49:56,640
I need to use the phone, Stevie.
866
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:03,760
What the hell is going on?
867
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,840
Sir, do you live here?
868
00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:06,160
Austin?
869
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:08,240
How's the party going, bud?
870
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:11,440
We had to cancel it
'cause someone broke in.
871
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:12,520
Okay, okay.
872
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:14,680
I don't know,
so why don't you tell me, bud?
873
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,056
What the hell's going on with him?
874
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:17,440
Sir, are you the primary resident?
875
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,800
Jesus! Yes, I am.
876
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,080
What is this about?
877
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,416
We had a break in down the street.
878
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,120
The dog picked up a scent
that led us here.
879
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:28,080
So, you think my house got broken
into by the same person? What?
880
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,040
- You broke into my house!
- Wait!
881
00:50:30,120 --> 00:50:32,000
- Hey!
- Hold him back. Do your job.
882
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:33,080
You broke into my house!
883
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,440
What do I pay taxes for? Hold him!
884
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:37,960
Sir, are you and your sons
the only ones who live here?
885
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:41,760
My wife does too.
886
00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:44,120
- Was she here today?
- She was here all day.
887
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,440
Can we speak to her?
888
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:47,360
- She's not here.
- Where is she?
889
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,840
She's in the sewer.
890
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:53,080
What? What'd you say?
891
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:56,640
- She's where?
- I said she's in the sewer.
892
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,160
What happened next?
893
00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:07,600
We were trying to go to City Hall.
894
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:09,480
You can get there
through the basement. Right?
895
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,840
Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky.
896
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,400
Why'd you come down here
on your own?
897
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:15,840
Attempted trespassing.
898
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:18,440
No, it's not trespassing.
It's adventure.
899
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:19,880
I was showing my wife a fun night.
900
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:20,960
We beat cancer.
901
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,520
How you doing? You look really good.
902
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,280
I know these pipes.
Do you mind if I take the lead?
903
00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,560
You know the pipes?
904
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,520
I do. I explore.
905
00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,400
That's trespassing.
That's Penal Code 602.
906
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,576
We don't have time for this.
907
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:35,560
I need everybody
to meet me on the next level.
908
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,240
Yeah, I agree. It's time to practice
teamwork right now.
909
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,080
Hold on. Just take him in!
910
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:41,840
Take me in?
What are you talking about?
911
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,040
I'm a program manager
at Universal Digital Innovations.
912
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,720
This fucker showed me this place.
He picked the lock!
913
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:49,400
We broke into City Hall!
914
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:51,160
He called you guys fucking pigs.
915
00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,200
He called all you guys fucking pigs!
916
00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:55,240
- Take it easy.
- You're fucking pigs!
917
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:56,720
Let go!
918
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,640
I'm a bit nervous.
919
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:04,040
Not at all. Hey, I think
I'm a little bit nervous too.
920
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,320
Nice to meet you, James.
921
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:06,520
Austin, Channel Three.
922
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,560
- Okay.
- Yeah, I appreciate your service.
923
00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Oh, yeah, man. No problem.
924
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,040
Let me ask you a question.
925
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,776
You mind
if we get a little picture together?
926
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:14,800
- Of course. Yeah.
- Yeah?
927
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,640
- All right, I'll be right back.
- All right.
928
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:24,640
This is...
929
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:26,880
This is literally
the last thing I need.
930
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,720
Do you have any idea
how much pressure it is
931
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:30,920
to be on morning news?
932
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,320
No, of course, you don't.
933
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:33,800
You don't, because you're a child.
934
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:34,920
You're just a boy.
935
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,880
Come on, Austin. I'm a man.
936
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:38,656
Do you have any idea
the kind of stress I'm under?
937
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:41,160
It's cutthroat,
and they're so mean to me.
938
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,560
Go back to night.
939
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:43,680
I can't!
940
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:45,640
That position is filled,
Jerry Bomas is in it.
941
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:46,800
And he's good!
942
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:48,200
So, I'm stuck.
943
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:49,560
Plus, they made me quit my band.
944
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,720
They said it was a bad look.
945
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:53,040
Ah, shit, man. You guys rock.
946
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:55,120
You could've been
a little more punk, though.
947
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:56,520
Just get outta my life!
948
00:52:57,680 --> 00:52:58,680
Piss!
949
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:00,000
Fuck!
950
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:11,400
Damn it.
951
00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:14,040
Shit. Shit.
952
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,000
There. Is it good? Is it good?
953
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,440
Yeah.
954
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:21,880
- What?
- Yeah.
955
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:24,720
What? Do I...
956
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:25,800
Yeah.
957
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:28,080
See, fellas, told you it's him.
958
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:29,960
Let's get the selfie now.
959
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,840
All right. Yeah... yeah.
960
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:33,640
- All right.
- Yeah.
961
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:35,096
- All right, yeah.
- Right over here.
962
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,160
That's right, right?
963
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:37,616
- In the middle.
- Yeah. Let's do this.
964
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,080
By the way, my mom loves you.
965
00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:40,480
She watches every day.
966
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,616
- Tell her thank you.
- All right.
967
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:42,640
I appreciate that.
968
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:58,120
Steven?
969
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:05,760
Hi.
970
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,480
- Hi.
- Hello.
971
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Hi.
972
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,880
Replaced your mother already, huh?
973
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:18,640
Sorry, just messing around.
974
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:20,000
Congratulations.
975
00:54:20,600 --> 00:54:21,600
Any news?
976
00:54:22,720 --> 00:54:24,240
Everybody's looking for her,
all right?
977
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:26,320
You gonna go to school?
978
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:28,080
My mother's missing.
979
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:29,760
Are you going to work?
980
00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:31,960
I have to.
981
00:54:33,240 --> 00:54:34,800
You should be out there
looking for her.
982
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,480
Hold on.
983
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,440
Sorry about that. Tami's Florals.
984
00:54:53,880 --> 00:54:55,080
Oh, wow, yeah.
985
00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,256
She's actually never done
a bar mitzvah before.
986
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,440
So lemme get your info here.
987
00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:13,720
Hello?
988
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:15,480
Hello?
989
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,360
Craig.
990
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:29,880
I'm really sorry
about this Tami situation.
991
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,080
I can't help
but feel some sort of blame for this.
992
00:55:33,840 --> 00:55:35,680
No, it's okay. It's all right.
993
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,360
Also...
994
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:41,120
Last night is our secret, right?
995
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:43,560
I mean, I could lose it all
if that leaks out.
996
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:45,120
Yeah, man. It's our secret.
997
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:46,200
I trust you.
998
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,960
- I trust you too.
- Be well.
999
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:51,320
You be well as well.
1000
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:55,641
What do people want more
than anything in the whole world?
1001
00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:58,280
A good relationship.
1002
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,120
So, I propose
1003
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,200
we don't frame you as a politician.
1004
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,680
We frame you as a friend.
1005
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:08,040
Digital applications will make it
1006
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,240
so people can interact
with their new friend.
1007
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:11,920
You.
1008
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:15,120
The trick is,
you gotta get these people...
1009
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,480
What the fuck is it?
1010
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:23,400
The trick with these things
1011
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,720
is you gotta give people
the illusion of self-expression.
1012
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,360
That's all these people have.
1013
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:31,360
And that is definitely, definitely
something that we can build off of.
1014
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,600
Craig, thank you.
1015
00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:35,400
I've also asked Ian here
to put together a second pitch.
1016
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:36,680
- Ian?
- Yeah.
1017
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:38,640
- Hey, thank you, Craig.
- Great.
1018
00:56:42,560 --> 00:56:45,160
So, piggybacking off that...
1019
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,480
Why don't we flip this thing
on its head?
1020
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:49,320
Mayor Seth Nichols.
1021
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:50,680
Superhero.
1022
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:53,680
I look like a Marvel.
1023
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:55,240
- Yeah.
- Like Hulk, remember him?
1024
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:57,400
You wanna know what this looks like?
1025
00:56:58,480 --> 00:56:59,920
Another four years.
1026
00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,720
You know, I just had
a great moment of inspiration.
1027
00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,280
This might be it.
1028
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:08,520
How about this?
1029
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,160
"Mayor Nichols...
1030
00:57:10,800 --> 00:57:13,400
Coward, pig, fuck."
1031
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,480
His wife is missing, sir.
1032
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:17,960
You only care about yourself,
you sack of shit.
1033
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:19,600
You don't care about the city.
1034
00:57:19,680 --> 00:57:22,280
I had to go to war with the city
to put in a speed bump.
1035
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,016
I'm gonna beat
the fucking shit out of you.
1036
00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,120
You motherfucker!
Get the fuck off me!
1037
00:57:26,200 --> 00:57:27,536
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
1038
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,040
Don't pick me up, Ian!
1039
00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:30,760
This is embarrassing!
1040
00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,360
Do not... Watch out for my chair!
1041
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:33,640
Watch out for my chair!
1042
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,376
I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
1043
00:57:35,400 --> 00:57:36,400
- Get him out!
- No.
1044
00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:38,520
Oh, you spilled that water!
1045
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,600
You spilled water!
1046
00:57:41,600 --> 00:57:43,840
If it was you actually doing it,
I would be afraid.
1047
00:57:43,920 --> 00:57:44,920
But he's all like...
1048
00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:49,160
Craig.
1049
00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:50,760
Craig, get your stuff.
1050
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,000
- Right now.
- I was joking around.
1051
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,800
Craig, leave.
1052
00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:58,680
Craig Waterman.
1053
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:00,920
Craig. Detective Persons here.
1054
00:58:01,320 --> 00:58:02,320
We found Tami.
1055
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:06,520
Is she... alive?
1056
00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,200
Here, Mom.
1057
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:17,800
- Thank you.
- It's hot. Be careful.
1058
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:43,200
Blasted the heat.
It's so fucking hot in here.
1059
00:58:48,160 --> 00:58:49,320
What tea did Stevie give you?
1060
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:50,720
Is that the apple berry?
1061
00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,800
It's really good
right after a bite of fudge.
1062
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,280
I'm going to get dressed.
1063
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:01,720
We have people
coming over tomorrow.
1064
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:08,360
What people?
1065
00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:11,400
- Hey, welcome back.
- Welcome back, Tami.
1066
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,360
Oh, hey. Sorry. I was...
1067
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,880
- Is there a bathroom around?
- Hey.
1068
00:59:30,960 --> 00:59:33,000
Hey, man. You're the husband, right?
1069
00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:35,040
Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman.
This is my house.
1070
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,776
- Cool, cool.
- The bathroom's right there.
1071
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,000
- Oh, awesome. Thanks.
- Yeah.
1072
00:59:38,480 --> 00:59:40,520
- Dude. Cool drums, man.
- Oh, thank you, man.
1073
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,056
- Yeah.
- These things are fucking awesome.
1074
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,016
You don't see a lot of green...
yeah, green drums.
1075
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,616
You know what I mean?
Like, kind of like '70s type.
1076
00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,680
'70s, that's what I was going for,
'70s vibe.
1077
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:49,200
- That's a cool decade.
- Very cool.
1078
00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,920
- Got a lot of good music.
- A lot of good music.
1079
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,800
Yeah. Economically,
could've been better.
1080
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,520
- Absolutely. Right.
- Yeah.
1081
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,080
- But we came back.
- Right.
1082
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:01,560
- Hey, I gotta ask you, man.
- Yeah?
1083
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,200
How does it feel?
1084
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:04,800
Oh, to have Tami back?
1085
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,880
It's honestly
1086
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:08,120
an incredible relief.
1087
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:09,760
No, how does it feel
to ditch your wife?
1088
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:14,696
- You can't use my fucking toilet.
- You know what I would do?
1089
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,200
I look at your wife, and I say,
"Oh, my god!
1090
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,200
I would love to just even be
a non-sexual partner with her."
1091
01:00:20,280 --> 01:00:21,320
You know what I mean?
1092
01:00:21,400 --> 01:00:22,696
In business or something like that.
1093
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:23,720
And I would never say
1094
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:26,520
"Hey, come into a sewer,
so I can fucking kill you."
1095
01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:28,200
I didn't try to kill her
in the sewer.
1096
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,400
- It was an adventure.
- You should be dead!
1097
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:31,576
- You shouldn't even be alive.
- You didn't fucking...
1098
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,480
You don't even know me.
Get the fuck outta here!
1099
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,120
Hey! Hey, don't do that!
1100
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:37,200
Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit!
1101
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,400
And she's so beautiful!
1102
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,480
- Get the fuck outta my garage.
- Damn you.
1103
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:42,720
Damn you, you psycho!
1104
01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:43,880
Who are you?
1105
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,560
Excuse me.
1106
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:07,720
Excuse me.
1107
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,800
Hey!
1108
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,840
Sorry about that.
1109
01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:14,360
Just wanted
to give a little speech to the
1110
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:17,760
guest of honor, my wife,
Tami Waterman.
1111
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:20,600
When we went to those tunnels
1112
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:22,360
it was for adventure.
1113
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,936
Yeah, most people think
getting dessert
1114
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,400
at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild.
1115
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,560
Well, Tami and I do things
a little bit differently.
1116
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:31,320
And this one, just...
1117
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:33,040
This one got away from us.
1118
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:34,280
But here we are.
1119
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:36,120
On the edge of life.
1120
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,800
And the view
1121
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:40,360
is absolutely gorgeous.
1122
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,880
To Tami.
1123
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:43,360
- To Tami!
- To Tami!
1124
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,440
Thank you.
1125
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:45,800
Austin. Austin.
1126
01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:47,360
Look, I got up here.
1127
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,840
Come on, you should get up here
if you wanna talk.
1128
01:01:51,080 --> 01:01:52,640
Since we're doing toasts...
1129
01:01:54,280 --> 01:01:56,840
Man, my heart
is overflowing with relief
1130
01:01:56,920 --> 01:02:00,800
that one of the brightest souls
in this dark world is still with us.
1131
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:02,320
When she was lost
1132
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,240
I was like a caveman
who lost his fire.
1133
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:05,840
No pun intended.
1134
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,696
This is a special woman right here.
1135
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,840
She's a warrior.
1136
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:10,280
She's a healer. She's a
1137
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,120
a mother...
1138
01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:16,536
Me and my crew
was up all night looking for her.
1139
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,000
I'm just so lucky that she's safe.
1140
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:20,400
You know, because I don't know
what I would be without you.
1141
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,920
To Tami Pinto.
1142
01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:24,600
Tami Waterman.
It's actually Tami Waterman.
1143
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:26,480
For 16 years. That's my best friend.
1144
01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:29,760
I just wanna thank you all
so much for coming.
1145
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,440
You are all like my family.
1146
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:34,656
You're my friends,
but, really, you're my family.
1147
01:02:34,680 --> 01:02:37,320
Okay. This has turned
into a little bit of a free for all.
1148
01:02:37,640 --> 01:02:38,680
If you wanna talk
1149
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,840
please get on the chair.
1150
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,360
And you can form a line here
by the dips and spreads. Okay?
1151
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:45,776
Thank you very... You know what?
1152
01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,216
We should maybe
even kick it up a notch.
1153
01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:48,560
Let's kick it up a notch, huh?
1154
01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:49,680
How about a parade?
1155
01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,880
Wouldn't that be fun?
A parade for Tami.
1156
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:52,960
Come on, folks!
1157
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,960
Come on, Tami.
1158
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:02,120
People are gonna say,
"What the..."
1159
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,960
My name's Patton.
1160
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,920
I just wanna get up here.
1161
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:08,400
So suddenly, I'm so nervous...
1162
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:13,160
Come on, everybody!
1163
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:17,200
Freaking little rats.
1164
01:03:39,080 --> 01:03:40,920
We're just so happy
that you made it out.
1165
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:42,920
And the world's a better place.
1166
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:44,200
I'll leave you guys with this.
1167
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:46,120
We should still be in Afghanistan
1168
01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:48,840
and I don't know why we got...
why we pulled out
1169
01:03:48,920 --> 01:03:50,920
in the way we did, it was a shame.
1170
01:04:09,480 --> 01:04:10,800
Hey there, welcome back.
1171
01:04:11,080 --> 01:04:12,720
We are very lucky today.
1172
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,360
Here, joining us now...
1173
01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:15,920
Hey, Stevie, where's your mom?
1174
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,360
Let's take a look
at that seven-day forecast.
1175
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:19,440
And...
1176
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:20,920
Look at all that sun.
1177
01:04:22,520 --> 01:04:23,760
It is on the way.
1178
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,120
It is absolutely on the way.
1179
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:27,800
Did you just nut your OVD's?
1180
01:04:27,880 --> 01:04:29,840
Come on, Stevie.
I didn't nut my OVD's.
1181
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:31,800
Take a picture. Your mom's on TV.
1182
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,360
And that means a storm is...
1183
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,680
- Heading out.
- That's right. It's heading out.
1184
01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,840
It is heading out.
1185
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:39,400
- You are doing a terrific job.
- No.
1186
01:04:39,480 --> 01:04:41,000
I tell ya. Are we hiring?
1187
01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,896
Because I think we've got
a candidate right here.
1188
01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:43,920
Oh, no.
1189
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,280
Thank you, Austin and Tami.
1190
01:04:45,760 --> 01:04:47,720
Back with much more after this.
1191
01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,880
Oh, I love this commercial.
This guy's really funny.
1192
01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,040
Hey. I got the day off.
1193
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:54,880
Wanna do something?
1194
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:56,000
Go to Rick's Bar?
1195
01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:57,080
Rick's Bar?
1196
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:59,920
It's 7:30 in the morning.
And we're 16.
1197
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,240
Oh, you can have my drums.
1198
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:05,560
They're yours now.
1199
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:07,160
Thank you. I gotta go to school.
1200
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:09,560
You ready?
1201
01:05:12,040 --> 01:05:13,680
Thanks for the baked potato.
1202
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,080
Yep. Didn't even know you had it.
1203
01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,560
So just keep peeling them back.
1204
01:05:22,640 --> 01:05:24,600
- Okay.
- You know? As many as you'd like.
1205
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,480
I feel so... I'm a little nervous.
1206
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:27,520
- Are you?
- I'm nervous.
1207
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:29,016
- It does look like you're shaking.
- I don't wanna take...
1208
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:31,080
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
I didn't...
1209
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:33,080
I had a banana this morning
1210
01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,560
and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it.
1211
01:05:36,080 --> 01:05:37,120
You're too funny.
1212
01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:40,040
So I just want you
to take a look right here
1213
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,360
at this gorgeous flower.
1214
01:05:43,280 --> 01:05:46,040
Tell me. Doesn't it look
like an artist painted that?
1215
01:05:47,080 --> 01:05:49,080
Okay, you know what?
You just gave me goosebumps.
1216
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,760
I love how you see the world.
1217
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,560
Yeah?
1218
01:05:52,640 --> 01:05:54,200
I love how you see the world.
1219
01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:10,960
You've reached Tami's Florals.
1220
01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:12,800
Leave a message,
and I'll get back to you.
1221
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:14,000
Hey, honey.
1222
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,000
It's me again. Craig, Craig Waterman.
1223
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,160
Said my fucking last name to you.
1224
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:23,640
Sorry. I've already had
a few boots to drink
1225
01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:24,720
to be honest with you.
1226
01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:28,960
I made us a reservation.
1227
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,240
Under the last name "Fudge."
1228
01:06:32,720 --> 01:06:36,080
So we're gonna have to show up
and say, "We're the Fudges."
1229
01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:37,840
Okay? Call me at Rick's Bar.
1230
01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:38,920
Love ya!
1231
01:06:59,400 --> 01:07:00,920
Honey? Hey.
1232
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,440
I was worried about you.
1233
01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:04,040
Come on, let's go to dinner.
1234
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,760
I told you I had plans tonight.
1235
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,360
You did?
1236
01:07:08,000 --> 01:07:09,120
Was that someone else?
1237
01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:11,640
I sent you a voicemail too.
1238
01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,520
I made us a little reservation.
1239
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,240
I'm fine to just order in too,
if you want.
1240
01:07:16,880 --> 01:07:17,880
How was your day?
1241
01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,240
It was amazing.
1242
01:07:21,960 --> 01:07:23,000
Yeah, I saw.
1243
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:26,240
I saw you chatting up
with everybody on the idiot box.
1244
01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,640
My heart is still racing. I...
1245
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,400
I met so many great people.
1246
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:32,480
Austin?
1247
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,040
- So sweet.
- Yeah.
1248
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,440
You looked so good on there.
1249
01:07:37,520 --> 01:07:38,880
You looked beautiful.
1250
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:41,560
Oh, I think I might...
1251
01:07:41,640 --> 01:07:43,800
I think I might try
to make those biscuits I made
1252
01:07:44,160 --> 01:07:45,160
tomorrow too.
1253
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,360
You're wearing, like, a perfume?
1254
01:07:47,960 --> 01:07:48,960
It's a cologne.
1255
01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,040
Yeah, it's a cologne.
1256
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,520
Hi.
1257
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,480
Okay, okay.
1258
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:06,320
Okay, bye, hun.
1259
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:09,480
Wrong number?
1260
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:15,160
If we're gonna go to dinner,
we should probably go right now.
1261
01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:17,840
I have a dinner with the TV people.
1262
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,240
They're gonna be here any minute.
1263
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,280
Well, is there room for one more?
1264
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,640
I didn't know you were free.
1265
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,320
Yes, I'm free. Of course, I'm free.
1266
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,480
I'm always free.
1267
01:08:29,120 --> 01:08:30,120
And, you know
1268
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,760
you wouldn't be a big TV star
1269
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:35,280
if I didn't take you
to that little cool place.
1270
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:40,520
Okay. Sorry.
1271
01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:48,240
I...
1272
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:53,440
I had an orgasm in the sewer system.
1273
01:09:05,680 --> 01:09:07,320
- That's great.
- Yeah.
1274
01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:08,640
That's great.
1275
01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:11,240
Congratulations. That's really good.
1276
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:16,480
How?
1277
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:19,920
I was just, you know
1278
01:09:21,080 --> 01:09:23,080
sitting there in the dark, and...
1279
01:09:24,520 --> 01:09:25,520
I had this
1280
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:28,000
realization.
1281
01:09:29,600 --> 01:09:31,520
And then, this release.
1282
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:32,840
And, boom.
1283
01:09:33,360 --> 01:09:34,360
Just...
1284
01:09:35,280 --> 01:09:38,120
My whole body was vibrating.
I mean...
1285
01:09:42,840 --> 01:09:43,920
It wasn't as fun for me.
1286
01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,400
I just lost my phone,
and I got arrested by the pigs.
1287
01:09:48,400 --> 01:09:51,880
You know that my mom
never left my narcissistic dad.
1288
01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:54,840
I'm not gonna let that happen to me.
1289
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,800
I'm gonna go stay
in Devon's pool house.
1290
01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,040
Until I can find a place of my own.
1291
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,920
Who?
1292
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,280
I was able to get you the last one.
1293
01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,000
Did you wanna do
another Mars Rover case with that?
1294
01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,240
Yeah.
1295
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,800
I want something
a little stronger than beer.
1296
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,200
Last time I was here
1297
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,320
you said you'd give me
something that's stronger.
1298
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:56,480
Ramon.
1299
01:10:57,000 --> 01:10:58,000
I'm on break.
1300
01:10:59,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Come with me.
1301
01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:04,120
My name's Tony,
but when my hair's down
1302
01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:05,200
people call me "T-Boy."
1303
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,920
What are you looking for?
1304
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,400
I'm stuck.
1305
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,960
I'm about to lose everything.
1306
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,880
I can give you weed, X...
1307
01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:17,880
Shrooms, Adderall...
1308
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:19,840
Do you have...
1309
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,960
Do you have ayahuasca?
1310
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:23,200
Oh, no.
1311
01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,560
But I do have Toad.
1312
01:11:27,000 --> 01:11:28,360
- Toad?
- Yeah.
1313
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,160
The Buffalo River toad.
1314
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:37,720
You lick the psychedelic venom
1315
01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,560
that it excretes off its rear glands.
1316
01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:42,960
It's similar to ayahuasca,
but the trip is way faster.
1317
01:11:49,040 --> 01:11:50,200
How much is the frog?
1318
01:11:50,280 --> 01:11:51,280
The toad.
1319
01:11:51,680 --> 01:11:52,680
Hundred.
1320
01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,960
What the hell
am I supposed to feed him?
1321
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,480
No, it's a hundred for a lick, man.
1322
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:06,560
I'm out of ideas, man.
1323
01:12:09,200 --> 01:12:10,200
Lick a toad.
1324
01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:14,200
Sorry, my money kinda smells
really bad for some reason.
1325
01:12:14,280 --> 01:12:16,520
The bank gave it to me,
and it smelled really bad.
1326
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:21,200
Here. You gave me too much.
1327
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:23,720
Really sweet of you.
1328
01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,000
You ready?
1329
01:12:26,320 --> 01:12:27,960
I don't know. I don't know.
1330
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,320
- Here's a little pillow.
- Thank you.
1331
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,840
Your mind is about to disintegrate.
1332
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,440
And then your consciousness
is gonna expand
1333
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:46,880
to become all of infinity.
1334
01:12:47,400 --> 01:12:50,040
You will feel a pain unlike anything
you've ever felt before
1335
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,440
followed by a bliss, which
1336
01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,480
can't even be described.
1337
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,600
You will die and be reborn.
1338
01:12:58,800 --> 01:13:00,280
I'm gonna turn off the lights
for you.
1339
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,736
I'm gonna put on some music,
and I'm gonna go get some lunch
1340
01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:03,880
because it's my lunch break.
1341
01:13:05,960 --> 01:13:07,880
You're gonna have
such an incredible journey.
1342
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:10,600
I love you.
1343
01:13:23,560 --> 01:13:25,400
It is like ice cream
on a hot summer day.
1344
01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:31,200
Don't pop him.
You look like you're gonna pop him.
1345
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:34,680
Can you...
1346
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:36,520
Can you stay with me?
1347
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:37,600
I'm sorry.
1348
01:13:37,840 --> 01:13:39,680
I need to go get some Rolos
and a Red Bull.
1349
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,200
It's time for you to touch God.
1350
01:13:52,840 --> 01:13:54,040
Oh, big lick.
1351
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:55,960
Was that too big?
1352
01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:58,080
Fuck. Was that too big?
1353
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:09,680
I love you, toad boy.
1354
01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:13,360
It's T-Boy.
1355
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,440
I love you, T-Boy.
1356
01:14:17,680 --> 01:14:18,680
Hey.
1357
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,920
I actually did a little work
for Red Bull.
1358
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,520
They were so mean to me.
1359
01:15:26,000 --> 01:15:27,920
Oh, hey. How you doing, man?
1360
01:15:29,440 --> 01:15:30,440
What's for lunch today?
1361
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:32,400
Black Forest ham.
1362
01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:33,920
Perfect choice.
1363
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:35,320
What kind of bread?
1364
01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:37,800
Let's go with...
1365
01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:40,080
Italian herb and cheese.
1366
01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:41,480
All right.
1367
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,080
- Footlong, right?
- Yes.
1368
01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:51,560
Usual toppings?
1369
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,600
Footlong, cookie on the side?
1370
01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,480
Yes, please. Thank you.
1371
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:01,640
Not toasted, right?
1372
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:05,440
Let's be wild. Toast it.
1373
01:16:06,400 --> 01:16:07,400
Okay.
1374
01:16:11,240 --> 01:16:12,480
Welcome back, Craig.
1375
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:18,840
- Is it over?
- Yeah, it's over.
1376
01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:20,840
How long did your trip feel?
1377
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:21,920
Four or five months?
1378
01:16:22,240 --> 01:16:23,240
It was like a minute.
1379
01:16:24,080 --> 01:16:25,080
I went to Subway.
1380
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:27,200
The eatery? What happened?
1381
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,560
I ordered.
1382
01:16:29,240 --> 01:16:30,960
Did you get the answer
you were looking for?
1383
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,360
No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway!
1384
01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,720
The toad is mysterious.
1385
01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:40,360
That frog ripped me off.
1386
01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:43,320
Little asshole, little fuckers.
1387
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:27,680
This is why guys
shouldn't have friends.
1388
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,720
It'll get you in a ton of trouble.
1389
01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:40,680
People need rules.
1390
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:43,080
All I need are goals.
1391
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:46,120
Like trying to eat
the full SEAL Team Six lunch
1392
01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:47,200
at Rick's Bar.
1393
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:49,000
God.
1394
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,360
I can't fucking finish
all this stuff.
1395
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,480
It's the meal the guys ate
after they killed Osama
1396
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:58,080
and buried him at sea.
1397
01:17:58,160 --> 01:18:00,240
It's 22,000 calories.
1398
01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:01,960
Yeah, eat up.
1399
01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:03,480
I'm Craig.
1400
01:18:03,840 --> 01:18:05,680
You're gonna grow up
to be a beautiful old guy.
1401
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:09,040
Thank you, Steven.
I hope you're serious about that.
1402
01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,320
If you want a pal, just have a son.
1403
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:16,760
At the end of the day,
I'm a lone wolf.
1404
01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,200
I accept that.
1405
01:18:24,560 --> 01:18:26,536
Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them
it was my birthday, did you?
1406
01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:28,200
Of course not. Did you?
1407
01:18:28,880 --> 01:18:29,880
No.
1408
01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:31,656
Okay, good,
'cause you know I hate that shit.
1409
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,040
I mean, you know I hate that shit.
1410
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:34,880
Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver.
1411
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,296
- What's it called?
- It's an application.
1412
01:18:36,320 --> 01:18:37,480
Application. 'Cause...
1413
01:18:37,560 --> 01:18:40,600
Literally, having two girlfriends
is killing me financially.
1414
01:18:48,280 --> 01:18:50,080
How's Devon's
1415
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:52,240
and the pool house now?
1416
01:18:52,720 --> 01:18:54,640
Oh, I saw him on the news.
1417
01:18:54,720 --> 01:18:55,920
I saw Devon on the news.
1418
01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:57,440
Yeah, they interviewed him
1419
01:18:57,480 --> 01:18:59,240
'cause one of his friends
got all burnt up.
1420
01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:00,560
He looked good.
1421
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:03,536
- Devon looked good?
- Devon looked good.
1422
01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:05,296
Is Dad talking about
that wild hike we went on
1423
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:07,000
where he ate all those
bad mushrooms again?
1424
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:08,200
Oh, my god!
1425
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:12,440
Are you okay?
1426
01:19:12,520 --> 01:19:13,680
Yeah, I'm fine. I just...
1427
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,760
That scared me.
1428
01:19:18,120 --> 01:19:19,120
It's fine.
1429
01:19:21,280 --> 01:19:22,880
- Sir!
- No... no, it's fine.
1430
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:23,960
Sir?
1431
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:28,680
You just bumped
into this young lady here
1432
01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:30,600
and I think you should apologize.
1433
01:19:32,280 --> 01:19:33,280
Did I?
1434
01:19:33,720 --> 01:19:34,720
Yeah, you did.
1435
01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:37,760
She almost spilled her stuffed pepper
all over herself.
1436
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,000
Can you please apologize?
1437
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,000
I'm not scared of you.
1438
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,520
I bought a van today.
1439
01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:53,400
Apologies, ma'am.
1440
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:56,040
Enjoy your peppers.
1441
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:57,680
Thank you.
1442
01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:02,520
You bought a van?
1443
01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:07,440
I think we gotta
get the fuck outta here.
1444
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,560
What?
1445
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:11,360
- We gotta get the fuck out of here.
- Oh, come on.
1446
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:14,000
Let's all enjoy our meals.
1447
01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,640
What the hell did I just do?
1448
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:16,760
It's fine.
1449
01:20:16,840 --> 01:20:19,400
Oh, you motherfuckers.
You motherfuckers.
1450
01:20:20,000 --> 01:20:21,680
Happy birthday!
1451
01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,520
Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go.
1452
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:38,320
Craig, this is too much.
1453
01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:41,760
Well, you needed it,
and you deserve it.
1454
01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,256
Hey, Mom,
do you wanna come inside after this
1455
01:20:45,280 --> 01:20:46,560
and watch a movie or something?
1456
01:20:50,000 --> 01:20:51,840
Yeah. Yes.
1457
01:20:52,120 --> 01:20:53,520
Whatever you want, birthday boy.
1458
01:20:53,960 --> 01:20:54,960
Cool.
1459
01:20:58,880 --> 01:21:00,720
Austin got a new car. Sick.
1460
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:05,640
That is so fucking pimp.
1461
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:07,240
There's lots of cars.
1462
01:21:08,120 --> 01:21:09,240
They must be having a party.
1463
01:21:11,480 --> 01:21:12,480
Oh, by the way.
1464
01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:14,120
This came.
1465
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:16,000
It's the wrong address again.
1466
01:21:22,480 --> 01:21:24,200
All right.
Can you run it down to him?
1467
01:21:24,560 --> 01:21:26,680
- I'm gonna give Ma the tour.
- Yeah. Okay.
1468
01:21:26,760 --> 01:21:28,776
By the way, there's a new Marvel
we should totally rent.
1469
01:21:28,800 --> 01:21:30,280
I heard it's pretty crazy.
1470
01:21:30,360 --> 01:21:32,080
Yeah, that'd be...
that'd be really nice.
1471
01:21:43,720 --> 01:21:44,720
Craig.
1472
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,280
I can't believe you got me that van.
1473
01:21:47,640 --> 01:21:48,880
Seriously. It is...
1474
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:50,680
It's so...
1475
01:21:50,760 --> 01:21:52,400
I should've done it a long time ago.
1476
01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,960
I wasted so much time doing nothing.
1477
01:22:05,640 --> 01:22:06,640
Hey.
1478
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:08,960
You been working out?
1479
01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:12,880
I'm just losing weight
'cause I walk all day
1480
01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,576
every single day,
everybody screams at me.
1481
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,200
Everybody fucking hates me.
1482
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:19,040
You look like
you've been working out.
1483
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:21,840
You been working out?
1484
01:22:22,320 --> 01:22:23,560
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
1485
01:22:24,040 --> 01:22:25,280
Yeah. You wanna feel my abs?
1486
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:28,880
- Yeah, if that's all right.
- Yeah.
1487
01:22:30,880 --> 01:22:33,040
- Okay. I don't know how to do it.
- No, do it hard!
1488
01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,120
All right. No, I can't...
1489
01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,280
- Oh, ouch!
- Come on.
1490
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:37,120
- This is good, right?
- I didn't say hit me!
1491
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:39,560
- Hi.
- You guys punching each other?
1492
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:42,040
Oh, shit.
1493
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,360
I forgot to get candles.
1494
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:44,440
I gotta get candles.
1495
01:22:45,280 --> 01:22:46,856
All right, we'll do presents
in about five minutes.
1496
01:22:46,880 --> 01:22:48,320
All right? You little heart breaker.
1497
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,600
Hey, Craig.
1498
01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:54,600
You wanna take it for a spin?
1499
01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:55,880
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
1500
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,200
It's really nice having you
in the house.
1501
01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:03,320
I'll see you soon.
1502
01:23:04,960 --> 01:23:05,960
All right, I'll be back.
1503
01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,800
Hey, Zed! Look at this.
1504
01:25:01,240 --> 01:25:03,560
We're just getting started,
and I'm already double-fisting.
1505
01:25:04,000 --> 01:25:05,400
Hey, everybody. It's been a minute.
1506
01:25:05,480 --> 01:25:06,480
Craig.
1507
01:25:06,880 --> 01:25:08,080
You can't just come in here.
1508
01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:10,160
I just came to congratulate you
on that hot rod.
1509
01:25:10,240 --> 01:25:11,760
That thing is pimp!
1510
01:25:11,840 --> 01:25:13,080
My god!
1511
01:25:13,360 --> 01:25:15,080
Heck, yeah. Come on, why don't we...
1512
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:16,440
I actually got a new car myself.
1513
01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:19,640
I got a Town and Country,
midnight envy green, gently used.
1514
01:25:19,720 --> 01:25:20,936
- It's so cool.
- Let's catch up...
1515
01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:22,520
I should bring mine over here.
1516
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:25,000
Hey! Snacks are going
all out tonight.
1517
01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:30,200
Oh, Garrett.
1518
01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,200
I've been thinking so much
about your little busty daughter
1519
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:34,416
who everybody keeps staring at.
1520
01:25:34,440 --> 01:25:36,280
Why are people such bad people?
1521
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:41,360
All right.
1522
01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:44,600
I'll be outta your hair
in just a sec.
1523
01:25:45,960 --> 01:25:47,320
I just wanted to apologize
1524
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,000
for how I acted the last time
we hung out.
1525
01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,680
I wanna say sorry to Austin
for popping you and
1526
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:56,200
making the night weird
and have to end early.
1527
01:25:58,080 --> 01:25:59,080
I just think it's
1528
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:01,880
a lot of stress
I'm dealing with right now.
1529
01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:03,720
And it came out in that way.
I'm sorry.
1530
01:26:05,320 --> 01:26:07,280
Well, look.
Hey, we appreciate that, Craig.
1531
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:08,440
Honestly. Come on.
1532
01:26:09,160 --> 01:26:10,720
Let me show you the hot rod.
Come on.
1533
01:26:11,920 --> 01:26:12,920
Is it cool if I stay?
1534
01:26:13,480 --> 01:26:14,560
I apologized.
1535
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:20,520
So, that's it.
1536
01:26:21,240 --> 01:26:23,480
I did one strange thing,
and I'm toast?
1537
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,000
One thing.
1538
01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:27,600
That's it, one thing,
and you throw me out.
1539
01:26:28,360 --> 01:26:30,200
Maybe you guys
are the bad guys, huh?
1540
01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:31,760
Are you guys the bad guys?
1541
01:26:32,160 --> 01:26:33,360
I mean, I know you're not.
1542
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,680
But can you give me a second chance?
1543
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:37,800
Give me a second chance.
1544
01:26:38,440 --> 01:26:39,440
Get to know me.
1545
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:41,760
Ask me something. Get to know me.
1546
01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:43,720
All right, come on.
Let's go. Let's go. Come on.
1547
01:26:43,800 --> 01:26:45,640
Come on! Ask me something!
1548
01:26:46,360 --> 01:26:47,760
Get to know me, come on!
1549
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:48,840
Get to know me!
1550
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:50,320
Ask me something.
1551
01:26:50,760 --> 01:26:52,520
I got great "Would you rathers."
1552
01:26:53,480 --> 01:26:54,480
Don't I, Austin?
1553
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:57,840
- Would you rathers?
- Would you rather, like...
1554
01:26:58,720 --> 01:27:00,840
Would you rather do stand up
1555
01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:03,240
for one whole year just for your dad
1556
01:27:03,320 --> 01:27:05,440
or would you rather fucking...
1557
01:27:05,840 --> 01:27:07,680
I don't know.
I can't think of anything!
1558
01:27:08,040 --> 01:27:09,160
I'm too nervous!
1559
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:11,160
I'm too nervous and stressed!
1560
01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:13,720
You.
1561
01:27:14,680 --> 01:27:16,360
Ask me something. Ask me something.
1562
01:27:16,440 --> 01:27:18,080
All right... What...
1563
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:20,400
What's your favorite food?
1564
01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,600
Fuck, I can't fucking think
of anything!
1565
01:27:24,680 --> 01:27:25,960
I'm too nervous!
1566
01:27:26,560 --> 01:27:27,880
Somebody else ask me!
1567
01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:29,480
You!
1568
01:27:29,880 --> 01:27:30,960
Who the hell are you?
1569
01:27:31,280 --> 01:27:32,760
You guys got a new guy?
1570
01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,760
There's a new guy?
1571
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:36,800
- What's your name?
- Jimp.
1572
01:27:36,880 --> 01:27:38,280
I got two twin girls.
1573
01:27:38,360 --> 01:27:40,040
- Jim?
- No, Jimp.
1574
01:27:40,120 --> 01:27:42,000
It's like "jump" with an "I."
1575
01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:44,280
- Jimp?
- Jimp. Yeah.
1576
01:27:51,240 --> 01:27:52,240
I'm sorry.
1577
01:27:54,120 --> 01:27:55,600
This is fucking insane.
1578
01:27:55,880 --> 01:27:57,080
This is insane.
1579
01:27:58,920 --> 01:28:00,000
I'm sorry.
1580
01:28:03,040 --> 01:28:04,040
Should we just sing?
1581
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:07,720
Let's sing.
1582
01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:28,760
Fuck!
1583
01:28:37,880 --> 01:28:39,600
Everybody get the fuck on the ground!
1584
01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:41,000
I'm in charge now!
1585
01:28:41,080 --> 01:28:42,760
I'm the one in charge!
1586
01:28:42,840 --> 01:28:44,320
Don't even fucking look at me!
1587
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,720
Keep your heads down!
1588
01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:49,040
Your wig.
1589
01:28:51,160 --> 01:28:53,360
I'll blow your heads off!
1590
01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:54,640
Keep 'em down!
1591
01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:57,040
Garrett, I wanna blow
your fat fucking head off!
1592
01:28:57,120 --> 01:28:58,960
You demand attention.
1593
01:28:59,040 --> 01:29:00,040
I'm sick of it!
1594
01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:02,560
You rich babies!
1595
01:29:05,760 --> 01:29:06,800
All right, folks.
1596
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:09,480
This has been a blast.
1597
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,720
But unfortunately
1598
01:29:12,080 --> 01:29:13,800
it's a school night for your daddy.
1599
01:29:17,240 --> 01:29:19,640
You rats!
You called the fucking cops?
1600
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,480
- Great hanging, Craigy.
- So fun, dude.
1601
01:29:55,560 --> 01:29:57,800
- Great to see you guys.
- All right, take care.
1602
01:29:57,880 --> 01:30:00,160
- Great to see you, man.
- Of course, of course.
1603
01:30:00,240 --> 01:30:03,200
- Hey, I'll see you Friday night.
- Yes. Yes. I'll be there. Yes.
1604
01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:05,320
- I'll call you later.
- Yeah, yeah. See ya, see ya.
1605
01:30:05,440 --> 01:30:08,760
- Yeah.
- All right. All right.
1606
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:10,760
Hey.
1607
01:30:11,120 --> 01:30:12,336
You know how to get home, right?
1608
01:30:12,360 --> 01:30:13,360
I'll do my best.
1609
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:15,960
Hey.
1610
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:18,120
I love you, rock star.
1611
01:30:19,600 --> 01:30:20,600
I love you, Craigy.