1 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:19,550 Let me see your driver's license. 2 00:03:24,097 --> 00:03:25,764 From out of town? 3 00:03:26,476 --> 00:03:33,025 What you got in the trunk? - You don't want to look in there. 4 00:03:36,821 --> 00:03:38,614 Give me the keys! 5 00:04:45,066 --> 00:04:49,197 Kevin, stop singing. - I wasn't singing. 6 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,328 I'm right next to you, and you're singing. Cut it out! 7 00:04:55,122 --> 00:04:58,208 Why so tense? - Otto! - Mr. Humphries! 8 00:04:58,666 --> 00:05:03,087 You were late again this morning. Normally, I'd let it go, 9 00:05:03,505 --> 00:05:08,219 but it's been brought to my attention, you're not stacking cans properly. 10 00:05:09,136 --> 00:05:12,602 Many young men of your age, in these uncertain times... 11 00:05:13,685 --> 00:05:16,979 Otto! Are you paying attention? 12 00:05:18,731 --> 00:05:21,193 He's talking to you! 13 00:05:23,196 --> 00:05:24,320 Fuck you! 14 00:05:32,413 --> 00:05:34,415 Good Lord! 15 00:05:34,833 --> 00:05:36,877 Come on, just try it! 16 00:05:37,961 --> 00:05:41,801 Come on! - You gotta love getting fired in a big way, Otto! 17 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,928 What are you laughing at? 18 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:47,349 Louie, throw him out too. - Come on, you worm! 19 00:05:47,766 --> 00:05:49,142 Get out of here! 20 00:06:11,127 --> 00:06:15,214 How you doing, dude? When did you get out of the slammer? 21 00:06:22,931 --> 00:06:25,768 Excuse me while I fold my pants. 22 00:06:28,229 --> 00:06:30,357 What's the difference? 23 00:06:52,550 --> 00:06:56,431 Otto! - What? - Get me another beer. 24 00:07:03,855 --> 00:07:08,151 Cool. Ow, dammit. A joke's a joke, but I'm supposed to be the host! 25 00:07:13,407 --> 00:07:15,868 Debbi, honey, I got your beer. 26 00:07:20,208 --> 00:07:21,251 Shit. 27 00:07:23,211 --> 00:07:27,132 Just ignore him, Duke, he's just a big baby. 28 00:07:29,344 --> 00:07:33,389 Turn the light out! Hey, this is my parents' room! 29 00:07:35,016 --> 00:07:37,852 Don't wanna talk about anything else. 30 00:07:40,647 --> 00:07:43,109 We don't wanna know. 31 00:07:47,740 --> 00:07:50,661 We're just dedicated 32 00:07:51,619 --> 00:07:53,912 to our favorite shows: 33 00:07:55,373 --> 00:07:57,709 "Saturday Night Live", 34 00:07:58,126 --> 00:07:59,962 "Monday Night Football", 35 00:08:01,130 --> 00:08:03,549 "Dallas", "Jeffersons", 36 00:08:04,008 --> 00:08:06,845 Gilligan's Island, "Flintstones". 37 00:08:31,081 --> 00:08:32,751 Hey kid! Hey! 38 00:08:36,587 --> 00:08:40,970 Are you hard of hearing? - What? - You want to make 10 bucks? 39 00:08:41,385 --> 00:08:44,889 Fuck you, queer! - Wait, you got the wrong idea! 40 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:48,727 My old lady is real sick. I got to get her to the hospital, DK? 41 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:52,690 So what? Take her there. - I can't leave her car in this area. 42 00:08:53,107 --> 00:08:56,068 I need some helpful soul to drive it for me. 43 00:08:56,486 --> 00:09:00,699 She's pregnant. Twins! She could drop at any time. 44 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:06,875 How much do I get? - 15 bucks. - Won't do it for less than 20. 45 00:09:07,291 --> 00:09:09,002 25. 46 00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:14,717 Follow me in my old lady's car. It's right here. - All right. 47 00:09:15,133 --> 00:09:20,890 Where is your old lady? - Never mind, let's get out of this bad area. 48 00:09:21,890 --> 00:09:22,891 Come on! 49 00:09:31,361 --> 00:09:34,615 Dad, come quick, a gringo's messing with your car! 50 00:09:55,347 --> 00:09:56,766 Let's go! 51 00:10:03,565 --> 00:10:06,903 Son of a bitch! Give me my car back! 52 00:10:10,489 --> 00:10:12,617 Bastard, I'll kill you! 53 00:11:10,059 --> 00:11:13,355 You know damn straight what I mean. It's right outside. 54 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:17,568 Took me two weeks to get this money. - That ain't your car. 55 00:11:17,986 --> 00:11:21,906 Don't let him lie to you. - Shut up! 56 00:11:22,323 --> 00:11:25,704 Do I have to go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet? 57 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,040 Take it easy, sonnyboy. - Shut up, rent-a-cop! 58 00:11:29,457 --> 00:11:33,669 Best goddamned car on the lot. - Damn right it is. 59 00:11:46,603 --> 00:11:49,647 What's happening, mama, want a lift? - No thanks. 60 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:53,485 With no Cadillac, you sleep in a tent. - Shut up, Plettschner. 61 00:11:53,903 --> 00:11:56,153 Bud, what street was that car on? 62 00:11:56,571 --> 00:12:01,119 I don't know, some alley. Hey kid, what street was the Cutlass on? 63 00:12:01,788 --> 00:12:05,041 I don't know. What happened to your old lady? 64 00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:10,464 Old lady? Shit! I forgot all about her. 65 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,091 She'll take the bus. She's a rock. 66 00:12:13,927 --> 00:12:15,678 Come on in. 67 00:12:17,514 --> 00:12:18,557 Marlene! 68 00:12:23,185 --> 00:12:24,187 Got a name, kid? 69 00:12:25,105 --> 00:12:26,941 It's Otto. 70 00:12:27,359 --> 00:12:29,527 Auto parts? 71 00:12:31,030 --> 00:12:32,616 Here, kid! 72 00:12:35,159 --> 00:12:36,202 "Helping Hand". 73 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:39,540 Got a driver's license, honey? Let me see it. 74 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:45,545 Guess who told us where it was? Your damned brother! 75 00:12:47,423 --> 00:12:51,469 Are you really 21? - Isn't that what it says? 76 00:12:51,887 --> 00:12:53,557 Want some help with that beer, kid? 77 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,478 You're all repo men! - What if we are? 78 00:13:09,908 --> 00:13:15,121 You know, kid, usually when someone pulls shit like that, 79 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,877 my first reaction is to punch his fucking lights out. 80 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,673 But you know what? 81 00:13:22,257 --> 00:13:24,092 You're all right! 82 00:13:25,303 --> 00:13:29,765 Right, Lite? - Got any messages for me, baby? - Here you go. 83 00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:31,725 Cracks me up. 84 00:13:32,309 --> 00:13:34,896 Somebody piss on the floor again? - Maybe he's looking for a job. 85 00:13:35,311 --> 00:13:39,360 Could be. What do you say, kid? We're always looking for good men. 86 00:13:39,775 --> 00:13:43,154 Screw that! I ain't gonna be a repo man. No way! 87 00:13:43,574 --> 00:13:45,994 Too late! You already are. 88 00:14:05,639 --> 00:14:08,100 You find one in every car. 89 00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:11,314 You'll see. 90 00:14:16,195 --> 00:14:20,867 Years ago I saw five cows mutilated. Legs sticking up in the air. 91 00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:24,412 Their testicles were gone. 92 00:14:24,829 --> 00:14:27,708 I think Canadian bacon is better myself. 93 00:14:30,126 --> 00:14:32,421 I've never seen the likes of that. 94 00:14:39,722 --> 00:14:41,932 What could've done that to him? 95 00:14:42,808 --> 00:14:44,603 Gasoline? 96 00:14:46,354 --> 00:14:49,358 Napalm? - It happens sometimes. 97 00:14:49,775 --> 00:14:54,114 People just explode. Natural causes. - What? 98 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:13,970 SUSPECT PRESENCE DN WESTCDAST CDNFIRMED. 99 00:15:14,388 --> 00:15:16,347 LDCATE IMMEDIATLY, ND PDLICE. 100 00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:20,018 Night watchman in Pomona. 101 00:15:20,435 --> 00:15:23,439 Asbestos worker, City of Industry. 102 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,946 French-fry maker, Agoura. How absurd. - Yeah? You think it's funny? 103 00:15:29,364 --> 00:15:34,994 There's room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. 104 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:38,332 King! God! 105 00:15:39,584 --> 00:15:44,923 Kevin, I had this wild dream the other night. - I bet. 106 00:15:45,381 --> 00:15:46,925 It was you and me, 107 00:15:47,384 --> 00:15:53,183 we were working in this sleazy motel, down in Miami, Florida. 108 00:15:54,643 --> 00:15:56,855 We were bellhops, 109 00:15:57,272 --> 00:16:02,819 and we were 65 years old. It was so real, it was really realistic. 110 00:16:03,237 --> 00:16:05,322 Then what, you woke up in a puddle? 111 00:16:07,073 --> 00:16:09,159 Fuck you! - Fucking jerk! 112 00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:12,079 Where are you going, asshole? - Away from you. 113 00:16:35,565 --> 00:16:37,775 The Lord has told me personally: Yea, 114 00:16:38,235 --> 00:16:41,029 for I walk with the Lord. Amen. 115 00:16:41,404 --> 00:16:44,577 He said: "Larry, you and your flock shall seek the Promised Land. 116 00:16:44,994 --> 00:16:47,206 First you must destroy the twin evils 117 00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:51,835 of godless communism abroad and liberal humanism at home. Dh joy. " 118 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:55,964 Hello mother! Hello father! Anything to eat? 119 00:16:57,341 --> 00:16:59,385 Occasionally a viewer writes to us: 120 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:05,808 "The only reason Reverend Larry is on TV is because he wants your money. " 121 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:11,359 You know what? They're right. I want your money, because God wants it. 122 00:17:11,774 --> 00:17:15,987 So go out and mortgage that home, and sell that car, 123 00:17:16,405 --> 00:17:19,741 and send me your money. You don't need that car... 124 00:17:20,159 --> 00:17:23,163 Put it on a plate, son. You'll enjoy it more. 125 00:17:23,581 --> 00:17:26,792 I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom. 126 00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,170 This is swell! 127 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,762 Hey Dad... - What is it, son? 128 00:17:37,429 --> 00:17:42,018 Remember when you told me, a long time ago... 129 00:17:42,477 --> 00:17:44,938 well not too long ago... 130 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:50,027 that you'd give me 1000 dollars to go to Europe, if I finished school? 131 00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,530 You were right, 132 00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:56,117 about finishing school. That's what I'd like to do. 133 00:17:56,535 --> 00:18:01,625 But I want to know if I could have the money first. Like now? 134 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,129 I've always loved you, Dad. 135 00:18:05,922 --> 00:18:08,842 You too, Mom. What do you say? 136 00:18:09,258 --> 00:18:11,093 I don't have it anymore. 137 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:18,936 What? - Your father gave all our extra money to the Reverend. 138 00:18:20,187 --> 00:18:23,233 We're sending bibles to El Salvador. 139 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:35,122 And me? - You're on the honor roll of "Chariots of Fire". Same as us. 140 00:18:35,665 --> 00:18:38,627 It was a gift. From all of us. 141 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:48,053 So how much do I get paid? 25 bucks a car? - Paid? You don't get paid. 142 00:18:48,471 --> 00:18:51,892 You work on commission, that's much better. 143 00:18:52,309 --> 00:18:55,188 Most cars are worth 200- 300 dollars. 144 00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:58,942 A 50,000 dollar Porsche might make you five grand. 145 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:01,402 Come on, dickhead! 146 00:19:04,364 --> 00:19:07,327 It helps if you dress like a detective. 147 00:19:09,203 --> 00:19:11,748 Detectives dress kind of square. 148 00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:17,964 If people think you're a cop, they think you're packing something. 149 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,636 Then they won't fuck with you. 150 00:19:22,052 --> 00:19:25,932 Are you? - Am I what? - Packin' something. 151 00:19:26,390 --> 00:19:28,559 Only an asshole gets killed for a car. 152 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:32,732 The guys who make it get in their car at any time. 153 00:19:33,147 --> 00:19:35,901 Get in at 3 AM, get up at 4. 154 00:19:37,570 --> 00:19:41,993 That's why there ain't a repo man I know that don't take speed. 155 00:19:42,411 --> 00:19:43,745 Speed, huh? 156 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:50,252 Jesus Christ! 157 00:19:53,797 --> 00:19:56,384 Never broke into a car, never hot-wired a car. 158 00:19:56,843 --> 00:19:59,304 I never broke into a trunk. 159 00:19:59,721 --> 00:20:02,557 I shall not cause harm to a vehicle, or the personal contents thereof. 160 00:20:02,975 --> 00:20:08,273 Nor through inaction, let vehicle or personal contents come to harm. 161 00:20:08,691 --> 00:20:10,818 That's what I call the repo code, kid. 162 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:13,697 Don't forget it. Etch it in your brain. 163 00:20:14,156 --> 00:20:17,617 Not many people got a code to live by anymore. 164 00:20:18,035 --> 00:20:20,328 Look at those assholes over there! 165 00:20:21,789 --> 00:20:25,668 Ordinary people. I hate them. - Me too! - What do you know? 166 00:20:26,127 --> 00:20:30,214 An ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. 167 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:33,888 A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations. 168 00:20:36,098 --> 00:20:37,849 Let's go get a drink. 169 00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:40,436 Get into 5 or 6 tense situations a day 170 00:20:40,854 --> 00:20:45,358 and it don't mean shit. I've seen men stabbed, guns... don't mean shit! 171 00:20:45,817 --> 00:20:50,198 That's when you got to watch yourself. I'll handle it, pal, settle down. 172 00:20:52,991 --> 00:20:57,413 Have a nice day, or night. Day, night, it doesn't mean shit. 173 00:21:03,547 --> 00:21:06,634 Wasn't that Otto? - Otto who? 174 00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:43,217 There'll be some bad shit coming down one day. 175 00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:47,847 Yeah, and where will you be? On the moon? 176 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:53,146 I'm going to be right here, heading north at 110 per. 177 00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:54,566 In this junker? 178 00:22:04,409 --> 00:22:05,450 Cool car! 179 00:22:07,412 --> 00:22:08,788 The Rodriguez Brothers! 180 00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:12,918 Motherfucker just flipped you off! - Roll the window down! 181 00:22:13,378 --> 00:22:17,133 Where you going, asshole? - To fuck your wife! 182 00:22:17,717 --> 00:22:21,054 Watch it, motherfucker! - Fuck you, pussy punk! 183 00:22:21,512 --> 00:22:23,013 Holy shit! 184 00:22:23,431 --> 00:22:24,975 Want me to take them? 185 00:22:33,859 --> 00:22:35,987 That was cool! 186 00:22:54,676 --> 00:22:59,305 God damned dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks! 187 00:22:59,805 --> 00:23:01,934 I'll get your asses! 188 00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:07,400 That was intense! - A repo man's always intense. 189 00:23:07,818 --> 00:23:10,278 Come on, let's go get a drink! 190 00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:13,948 Gee Bud, you never told me it was going to be like this. 191 00:23:14,366 --> 00:23:16,410 Cops and robbers! 192 00:23:16,827 --> 00:23:18,872 Real live car chases! 193 00:23:36,727 --> 00:23:39,813 Debbi! - If you say our names, we'll have to kill them, Archie. 194 00:23:40,230 --> 00:23:43,400 They all ran away! - Come on, douche bags! 195 00:23:58,586 --> 00:24:00,670 Awful quiet in here. 196 00:24:02,006 --> 00:24:03,465 Too quiet. 197 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,511 Who are these Rodriguez Boys? 198 00:24:07,927 --> 00:24:11,349 Rodriguez Brothers. Lagarto and Napoleon. 199 00:24:11,808 --> 00:24:16,313 Notorious delinquents, responsible for at least 30 vehicles in the field. 200 00:24:16,730 --> 00:24:22,655 Scumbags! - They ain't scumbags, they're car thieves, just like us. 201 00:24:24,197 --> 00:24:27,369 There's Mrs. Magruder. You want to go for it? 202 00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:33,291 Good gag. You pull this one a lot? 203 00:24:33,917 --> 00:24:37,004 Only on women. Never fails. 204 00:24:40,090 --> 00:24:43,094 Excuse me, Mrs. Magruder? 205 00:24:44,179 --> 00:24:46,138 I have something for you. 206 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:51,604 How charming! 207 00:24:57,778 --> 00:24:59,571 Motherfucker! 208 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:05,371 Lite, where are you? 209 00:25:14,548 --> 00:25:19,346 Ruthside Peason, brokerage consultant. Millionaire, 6 payments behind. 210 00:25:20,263 --> 00:25:22,307 I've never understood it. - What? 211 00:25:22,766 --> 00:25:26,395 Millionaires never pay their bills. See you at the yard. 212 00:25:26,853 --> 00:25:31,401 Let me get this one. - No, I'll do it. Mr. Peason has a permit for a pistol. 213 00:25:32,527 --> 00:25:35,947 Hey! Give me that! - Don't underestimate me, ace. 214 00:25:44,541 --> 00:25:48,004 Also, I would like them to be close to the window, 215 00:25:48,420 --> 00:25:51,633 so I can sit in my car and watch them spin. 216 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:56,138 So all you have to do is take your clothes out, and 217 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,808 put them in the machine over there. 218 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:03,438 Dh my god! 219 00:26:04,692 --> 00:26:07,068 Dh my god! Stop! 220 00:26:19,540 --> 00:26:21,668 Hey! Do you need a ride? 221 00:26:22,461 --> 00:26:24,212 Hey, baby, need a ride? 222 00:26:31,096 --> 00:26:33,099 Pick it up! 223 00:26:37,938 --> 00:26:42,818 Pick it up! You know yourself that you were wrong. 224 00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:46,657 Why were they in the middle of the street? - They weren't. 225 00:26:47,072 --> 00:26:50,910 That's not the middle of the street, that's the corner. 226 00:26:52,954 --> 00:26:57,251 Go on, you pick it up. - What? - You pick it up! 227 00:26:57,669 --> 00:27:02,508 No way! You still want a ride? - No I don't. 228 00:27:13,102 --> 00:27:14,687 My name's Otto. - Leila. 229 00:27:15,563 --> 00:27:18,652 Is this your car? - It's one of them. 230 00:27:19,068 --> 00:27:23,450 One of them? You think you're pretty slick, don't you? 231 00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:26,119 I'll bet you're a used car salesman. 232 00:27:26,536 --> 00:27:29,623 I am not. - You dress like one. 233 00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,084 I'm a repo man. - What's that? 234 00:27:34,170 --> 00:27:38,383 A repossessor. I take back cars from dildos who don't pay their bills. 235 00:27:38,801 --> 00:27:41,052 Cool, huh? - No. 236 00:27:43,513 --> 00:27:46,852 What are you doing? - Those men in the car next to us, don't look! 237 00:27:47,311 --> 00:27:49,521 If they see me they'll kill me. 238 00:27:50,690 --> 00:27:51,733 Really? Why? 239 00:27:53,401 --> 00:27:55,612 What the hell are you doing? 240 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,199 What's going on? - Take a look at this. 241 00:28:04,663 --> 00:28:06,707 Looks like sausage. 242 00:28:07,124 --> 00:28:12,049 It isn't sausage, Otto. That's a picture of 4 dead aliens. 243 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:21,600 Laugh away! It'll be on the cover of every major paper in two days. 244 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,310 How do you know? - I'm part of a secret network. 245 00:28:24,771 --> 00:28:29,693 A scientist in our secret sect smuggled the corpses off an army base. 246 00:28:30,153 --> 00:28:34,364 Now he's got them in the trunk of his car, a Chevy Malibu. 247 00:28:34,781 --> 00:28:36,909 We've got to find him. 248 00:28:37,368 --> 00:28:40,081 What will you do with them, put them on "Johnny Carson"? 249 00:28:40,456 --> 00:28:44,627 Yes! We'll have a press conference and tell the world. 250 00:28:55,265 --> 00:28:57,141 United Fruitcake Outlet. 251 00:28:57,559 --> 00:28:59,603 My door doesn't work. 252 00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:10,783 No matter how appealing, do not let strange creatures into your house. 253 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:16,081 Strange creatures are on the increase, many seem adorable, but beware! 254 00:29:16,498 --> 00:29:18,209 We know not whence they came... 255 00:29:18,625 --> 00:29:21,838 Thanks for the ride. - Sure. 256 00:29:25,090 --> 00:29:27,927 Do you want to go out with me again? 257 00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:31,683 I don't know, I'm kind of busy, with the Malibu and all. 258 00:29:34,646 --> 00:29:38,190 Great. Terrific. Here's your shit! 259 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:43,946 What's your problem? Girls might like you if you lightened up a bit. 260 00:29:44,404 --> 00:29:48,368 Fuck! Girls pay to go out with me. All right? 261 00:29:50,454 --> 00:29:52,122 Wanna get back in the car? 262 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,548 What, here? - Yeah. 263 00:30:00,591 --> 00:30:01,927 Fuck the seat! 264 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:09,310 20,000 dollars for a Chevy Malibu? 265 00:30:12,229 --> 00:30:14,982 Who's "Double X Finance"? - Storefront operation. 266 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,275 But the money is in escrow. 267 00:30:20,491 --> 00:30:21,992 Want me to notify the boys? 268 00:30:22,408 --> 00:30:26,497 E.T.s WILL LAND ANY DAY NOW 269 00:30:26,914 --> 00:30:29,751 No. I think I'll go out for a while. - Why? Are we out of beer? 270 00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:32,545 Somebody has to work around here. 271 00:30:34,548 --> 00:30:37,341 Keep making me money, kid. - Fuck you. 272 00:30:38,092 --> 00:30:41,681 We've been after this red devil for a long time. Just act natural. 273 00:30:42,098 --> 00:30:45,979 Nobody knows if it's your car or not. Don't worry about that. 274 00:30:46,397 --> 00:30:49,190 You give it a try. All right? 275 00:30:54,821 --> 00:30:57,825 Better be fast if he finds us, boy. - Got it! 276 00:31:08,337 --> 00:31:10,255 Let's get out of here. 277 00:31:17,515 --> 00:31:19,017 Dh, man! 278 00:31:26,315 --> 00:31:28,193 Put your seatbelt on, boy! 279 00:31:28,611 --> 00:31:32,365 I don't ride with anybody without a seatbelt. It's one of my rules. 280 00:31:44,046 --> 00:31:47,716 Put that gun down, boy. It ain't no toy. Shit! 281 00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:56,059 I walk into someone's place of work. 282 00:31:56,477 --> 00:32:00,147 They're shit scared. They know I'm not a cop. 283 00:32:00,564 --> 00:32:03,026 They think I've come to kill them, and I would. 284 00:32:03,444 --> 00:32:08,533 I'd kill anybody who crosses me. You know what I mean? 285 00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:14,665 Do you like music? - Sure. 286 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,794 Then you'll love this. 287 00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:22,965 I was into these dudes before anybody. Partied with them all the time. 288 00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:27,805 Asked me to be their manager. I called bullshit on that. 289 00:32:30,226 --> 00:32:34,647 Managing a pop group? That ain't a job for no man. 290 00:32:39,568 --> 00:32:42,990 Did you read that book I gave you? - What book? 291 00:32:43,448 --> 00:32:46,409 "Dioretix. The Science of Matter over Mind". 292 00:32:46,827 --> 00:32:51,207 You better read it, and quick. That book will change your life. 293 00:32:51,623 --> 00:32:55,129 Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills. Know what I mean? 294 00:32:57,089 --> 00:32:59,468 Lots of people don't realize what's really going on. 295 00:33:00,261 --> 00:33:04,474 They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. 296 00:33:04,890 --> 00:33:07,310 They don't realize that there's this 297 00:33:07,726 --> 00:33:10,896 lattice of coincidence on top of everything. 298 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:14,693 I'll give you an example to show you what I mean: 299 00:33:16,237 --> 00:33:19,534 Suppose you're thinking about a plate of shrimp. 300 00:33:19,950 --> 00:33:25,498 Suddenly, somebody says: plate, or shrimp, or plate of shrimp. 301 00:33:26,541 --> 00:33:28,877 No point in looking for an explanation. 302 00:33:29,335 --> 00:33:32,882 It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness. 303 00:33:33,299 --> 00:33:36,218 Did you eat a lot of acid, back in the hippie days? 304 00:33:36,636 --> 00:33:38,971 I'll give you another instance: 305 00:33:39,389 --> 00:33:42,392 You know the way everybody's into weirdness right now? 306 00:33:42,809 --> 00:33:46,940 Books in all the supermarkets about Bermuda Triangles, 307 00:33:47,357 --> 00:33:52,488 UFOs, how the Mayans invented TV, that kind of thing? 308 00:33:52,905 --> 00:33:54,615 I don't read them books. 309 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:57,410 For me it's exactly the same. 310 00:33:57,827 --> 00:34:02,666 There's no difference between a flying saucer and a time machine. 311 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:08,338 People get so hung up on specifics, they can't see the whole thing. 312 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,262 Take South America, for example: 313 00:34:12,678 --> 00:34:16,975 There, thousands of people go missing each year. 314 00:34:18,226 --> 00:34:23,358 Nobody knows where they go. They just disappear. 315 00:34:24,693 --> 00:34:30,157 But if you think about it, you realize something: 316 00:34:31,075 --> 00:34:35,163 There had to be a time when there was no people, right? - Yeah. 317 00:34:35,581 --> 00:34:38,542 Well, where did all these people come from? 318 00:34:41,463 --> 00:34:43,924 I'll tell you where: the future. 319 00:34:45,217 --> 00:34:47,802 Where did all these people disappear to? 320 00:34:48,220 --> 00:34:51,390 The past? - That's right! And how did they get there? 321 00:34:51,806 --> 00:34:53,600 How the fuck do I know? 322 00:34:54,059 --> 00:34:56,143 Flying saucers. 323 00:34:57,605 --> 00:34:59,690 Which are really... 324 00:35:01,362 --> 00:35:04,698 yeah you got it... ... time machines. 325 00:35:08,077 --> 00:35:10,955 I think a lot about this stuff. 326 00:35:13,457 --> 00:35:17,671 I do my best thinking on the bus. That's how come I don't drive. 327 00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:20,299 You don't even know how to drive. 328 00:35:20,716 --> 00:35:23,843 I don't want to know how. See? 329 00:35:24,887 --> 00:35:26,973 The more you drive, 330 00:35:28,476 --> 00:35:30,980 the less intelligent you are. 331 00:35:35,692 --> 00:35:38,779 I think I saw one of those UFOs once. 332 00:35:39,197 --> 00:35:45,244 It was really kind of scary, it was all these colored lights and sounds. 333 00:35:45,661 --> 00:35:51,084 Sounds and lights like I've never heard before. It was really weird. 334 00:35:53,005 --> 00:35:58,218 Bud? Do you think all repo men follow the code? 335 00:35:58,844 --> 00:36:00,221 Of course. 336 00:36:01,555 --> 00:36:07,562 A lot of fucked up cars come in, but mostly the customer's fucked them up. 337 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:09,189 Assholes! 338 00:36:21,579 --> 00:36:26,418 I'll give 1000 dollars for his Falcon. That's a bribe, Napoleon. 339 00:36:26,877 --> 00:36:29,922 Who the hell is this? "Napoleon"? Who are you calling? 340 00:36:30,339 --> 00:36:33,717 A grand if you show me where his car is. 341 00:36:34,135 --> 00:36:36,345 Go fuck yourself, asshole! 342 00:36:36,763 --> 00:36:37,804 Hello? 343 00:36:39,515 --> 00:36:41,060 Prick! 344 00:36:42,519 --> 00:36:46,274 64 Chevy Malibu. 20 grand. 345 00:36:46,692 --> 00:36:49,487 I'm waiting! - We could buy 10 of them for that. 346 00:36:50,153 --> 00:36:55,159 Think you can find it now? - Why is this junk worth so much? What's in it? 347 00:36:55,786 --> 00:36:57,163 Drugs? 348 00:36:59,206 --> 00:37:03,335 Los Hermanos Rodriguez don't approve of drugs. 349 00:37:03,753 --> 00:37:05,963 Neither do I, but it's my birthday. 350 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,179 That motherfucker's still down there. 351 00:37:12,097 --> 00:37:16,143 I don't care how long it takes, dildos! 352 00:37:16,561 --> 00:37:20,398 A repo man's got all night, every night. 353 00:37:31,285 --> 00:37:34,874 Jesus Christ! 20,000 dollars! 354 00:37:39,629 --> 00:37:43,090 Hi, this is Leila. Please leave your name, 355 00:37:43,508 --> 00:37:46,763 number, and a brief message, and the time you called, at the beep. 356 00:37:47,179 --> 00:37:49,390 And please try to be frank. 357 00:37:49,807 --> 00:37:54,144 Hey Leila. This is Otto, the guy who gave you the ride. 358 00:37:54,562 --> 00:37:57,482 I heard something about that car. 359 00:38:12,082 --> 00:38:16,129 Otto. Otto, stop! You wanted to tell me something. 360 00:38:22,219 --> 00:38:24,431 What did you want to tell me? 361 00:38:25,891 --> 00:38:28,144 Take off your clothes. 362 00:38:28,937 --> 00:38:32,023 I'm at work, Otto. - Yeah? Me too. 363 00:38:32,441 --> 00:38:35,069 Your work is different than mine. - Says who? 364 00:38:35,485 --> 00:38:37,906 What are you doing? Don't! 365 00:38:38,824 --> 00:38:41,284 At least you could give me a blowjob. 366 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:45,580 I guess that means no. 367 00:38:47,582 --> 00:38:50,127 We have a cell meeting in two minutes time. 368 00:38:51,464 --> 00:38:53,883 Thanks, Deadra. I'll be right there. 369 00:39:01,976 --> 00:39:05,479 That motherfucker thinks I don't know what's up, Lite. 370 00:39:05,895 --> 00:39:09,025 As soon as I find that Chevy, I'm going indy. 371 00:39:09,483 --> 00:39:13,572 I'm getting myself a tow truck, a couple of pit bulls and a yard. 372 00:39:13,988 --> 00:39:17,411 Sit around and watch everyone else work for a while. 373 00:39:17,869 --> 00:39:20,997 You can't do that on 20 grand. - The hell I can't. 374 00:39:21,415 --> 00:39:25,503 As long as you have good credit, and my credit is spotless. 375 00:39:28,672 --> 00:39:31,426 Credit is a sacred trust. 376 00:39:31,886 --> 00:39:34,554 It's what our free society is founded on. 377 00:39:34,972 --> 00:39:38,267 Do you think they give a damn about bills in Russia? 378 00:39:38,683 --> 00:39:42,231 I said, do you think they give a damn about their bills in Russia? 379 00:39:42,648 --> 00:39:45,026 They don't pay bills in Russia. It's all free. 380 00:39:45,484 --> 00:39:49,072 All free? Free my ass! What are, you, a commie? 381 00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:54,788 I'm no commie. - You better not be! I don't want no commies in my car. 382 00:39:55,704 --> 00:39:57,164 No Christians either! 383 00:40:19,941 --> 00:40:22,862 I'll deal with you later. I've got a customer to attend to. 384 00:40:23,987 --> 00:40:26,114 You too. 385 00:40:27,116 --> 00:40:28,951 Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir? 386 00:40:42,884 --> 00:40:44,845 Need a vacuum, sir? 387 00:41:06,621 --> 00:41:08,789 Want me to check the trunk? 388 00:41:09,750 --> 00:41:11,793 Excuse me? 389 00:41:18,843 --> 00:41:23,139 Hi, I'm Kevin! - Hey, don't you remember me? I was here yesterday. 390 00:41:23,557 --> 00:41:27,563 Listen.I think I left a book of matches off in your office. Can you go and check for me? 391 00:41:28,021 --> 00:41:29,774 Sure thing. 392 00:41:30,192 --> 00:41:34,153 Anything for you bitch. - You're beautiful. - I'll be right back. 393 00:41:52,967 --> 00:41:54,009 What? 394 00:42:02,853 --> 00:42:04,648 It's very simple, Mrs. Parks. 395 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:07,984 You don't want me to take it, and I don't want to. 396 00:42:08,402 --> 00:42:13,531 I said to my boss: Look, I don't want to repossess this lady's car. 397 00:42:13,991 --> 00:42:18,455 I've been in the hospital, you see. - I understand. 398 00:42:18,914 --> 00:42:22,377 But my job is really on the line over this one. 399 00:42:23,504 --> 00:42:28,383 I'll see if I can borrow some money. - That's terrific. Terrific. 400 00:42:33,889 --> 00:42:37,894 How was rehearsal, son? - Okay. Who's this? 401 00:42:38,312 --> 00:42:42,985 This is Mr. Otto, deary. From the finance company. 402 00:42:44,153 --> 00:42:47,782 He told me he isn't going to take the car this time, 403 00:42:48,197 --> 00:42:50,492 even though he could. 404 00:42:53,787 --> 00:42:54,830 Well... 405 00:42:57,208 --> 00:42:59,419 gotta get going. 406 00:43:13,270 --> 00:43:15,731 Did you like the tea? 407 00:43:16,816 --> 00:43:18,484 The tea? 408 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:21,320 Yeah, it was terrific. 409 00:43:23,823 --> 00:43:25,241 Thank you. - You're welcome. 410 00:43:33,502 --> 00:43:37,631 I gave you the money last week, and you didn't pay it. 411 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:41,970 I'm tired of giving you money, and you squandering it. 412 00:43:42,429 --> 00:43:45,307 You all went out dancing somewhere. 413 00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:49,812 Next time, you better put the money on the car. You're working. 414 00:43:50,228 --> 00:43:54,274 How come you didn't do it? What's wrong with you? 415 00:44:26,606 --> 00:44:30,735 Hey, everything's cool! I like music too, man. 416 00:44:50,758 --> 00:44:54,138 Some people ain't cut out to be a repo man. Why don't you smarten up? 417 00:44:54,556 --> 00:44:56,516 Fuck you, Plettschner! 418 00:44:56,974 --> 00:44:59,811 Don't say fuck to me! Don't you know who I am? 419 00:45:00,352 --> 00:45:03,689 You're Plettschner. - Damn right! Otto Plettschner. 420 00:45:04,149 --> 00:45:08,444 3 times decorated in 2 world wars. I was killing people while you 421 00:45:08,862 --> 00:45:09,989 were in your dad's balls. 422 00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:13,534 Worked 5 years in a slaughterhouse and 10 years as prison guard. 423 00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:17,540 So what? - "So what"? Never say "fuck you" to me, 424 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:20,669 because you haven't earned the rights yet. 425 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:23,838 Hey kid, I need a contract driver. 426 00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:27,219 See what I mean, punk? 427 00:45:30,180 --> 00:45:32,640 Fuck you! - Fuck you! 428 00:45:33,849 --> 00:45:36,102 You scumbag! - Shut up, Plettschner. 429 00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:38,813 Don't ever tell me to shut up. 430 00:45:45,698 --> 00:45:47,826 Shit! 431 00:45:48,493 --> 00:45:53,082 It's too hot in here, man. What the hell's going on? 432 00:45:54,248 --> 00:45:59,212 That shit in the trunk must be melting. We better take a look. 433 00:46:03,176 --> 00:46:05,596 Get us 2 sodas. - As soon as I check the trunk. 434 00:46:06,056 --> 00:46:09,100 We're just the mules. DK? Move it. 435 00:46:48,353 --> 00:46:51,065 "Helping Hand" - Marlene, we found the car. 436 00:46:52,609 --> 00:46:54,528 Come on, guys! 437 00:46:59,659 --> 00:47:02,204 Get the ladder! - Stop pushing, Duke! 438 00:47:04,247 --> 00:47:08,001 My medication! Aw man! - Be cool, dude. We got more. 439 00:47:08,419 --> 00:47:10,464 Let me help, Archie. 440 00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:12,341 Come on! 441 00:47:23,521 --> 00:47:27,359 Well, that's not all. This car is hot. - What, stolen? 442 00:47:27,776 --> 00:47:32,030 No, hot, really hot. We're sweating like pigs, man. 443 00:47:32,698 --> 00:47:35,826 Where is the car from? - Someplace... 444 00:47:36,744 --> 00:47:38,912 ...Roswell, New Mexico. 445 00:48:12,704 --> 00:48:15,915 Me, fight in a war? No way! 446 00:48:16,373 --> 00:48:20,505 Nobody's got to do that shit. Not in this country. 447 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:25,717 A new ID don't cost no more than a pink slip. 448 00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,595 Something wrong? 449 00:48:30,931 --> 00:48:32,934 You know, that Marlene, 450 00:48:33,853 --> 00:48:36,230 she's pretty hot. 451 00:48:37,231 --> 00:48:42,197 Otto, my man, I jumped on that action from day one. 452 00:48:42,614 --> 00:48:45,783 I found out where she's coming from. 453 00:48:46,243 --> 00:48:49,704 See you back at the yard. - Have fun. 454 00:49:47,856 --> 00:49:49,440 Holy shit! 455 00:49:52,152 --> 00:49:54,696 Holy fucking shit! 456 00:50:04,209 --> 00:50:06,878 Lite! Open the door! 457 00:50:07,295 --> 00:50:10,006 There's a maniac in there. What are you doing? 458 00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:12,051 Open the door! 459 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:15,804 What are you doing? Open the door! 460 00:50:16,223 --> 00:50:21,814 You're still on the job, white boy. Get in the car. - Open the door, Lite! 461 00:50:23,232 --> 00:50:25,275 Get in the car! - Jesus Christ! 462 00:50:42,002 --> 00:50:43,920 You're crazy, Lite. 463 00:50:44,379 --> 00:50:47,092 You can't just shoot into peoples' houses. 464 00:50:47,510 --> 00:50:51,097 Maybe you shot the guy. - So what if I did? 465 00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:54,058 I don't know. I mean, that's pretty severe. 466 00:51:00,315 --> 00:51:01,233 Jesus Christ! 467 00:51:03,611 --> 00:51:06,154 Hey, blanks do the job too. 468 00:51:07,157 --> 00:51:11,914 You repo men are all out to lunch. Let's get out of here. 469 00:51:21,549 --> 00:51:22,716 Hello? 470 00:51:29,767 --> 00:51:33,270 Is it you? This is Leila. Are you using a scrambler? 471 00:51:34,731 --> 00:51:37,236 I can't hear you, I'm using a scrambler. 472 00:51:42,741 --> 00:51:44,034 Look out! - What? 473 00:52:01,678 --> 00:52:02,848 Happy face! 474 00:52:03,266 --> 00:52:05,809 You want a ride? 475 00:52:10,022 --> 00:52:11,233 Help! 476 00:52:11,691 --> 00:52:13,485 No! 477 00:52:16,197 --> 00:52:19,408 What do you want from me? - We ask the questions. 478 00:52:19,826 --> 00:52:23,495 Are you going to torture me? - Torture you? What for? 479 00:52:23,913 --> 00:52:29,171 To find out what I know. I'd torture someone in a second. 480 00:52:30,297 --> 00:52:34,801 Why are you after the Malibu? - Because of the aliens in the trunk. 481 00:52:35,219 --> 00:52:40,475 Illegal aliens? - No, silly, extraterrestrials. 482 00:52:41,018 --> 00:52:44,604 Ever thought about joining the CIA? - I have to ask my boyfriend. 483 00:52:45,021 --> 00:52:49,067 Otto Maddox, Male, White, 21... Correction: 18. 484 00:52:53,448 --> 00:52:55,577 What's going on? - The usual. 485 00:52:56,494 --> 00:52:58,831 Hi Marlene! How you doing, baby? 486 00:52:59,289 --> 00:53:02,375 Jesus, who done that to you? - Who done what? 487 00:53:02,834 --> 00:53:07,382 "Who done what", he says. Who did that to your face, kid? 488 00:53:07,799 --> 00:53:09,842 Some dude. It doesn't matter. - Dh yes it does! 489 00:53:10,260 --> 00:53:12,303 Do something, Plettschner. Aren't you a cop? 490 00:53:12,763 --> 00:53:14,389 I'm on my coffee break. 491 00:53:14,806 --> 00:53:18,727 Repo man don't go running to the man. Repo man goes it alone. 492 00:53:19,187 --> 00:53:20,272 Yessireebob! 493 00:53:20,689 --> 00:53:24,487 Just like John Wayne. - Damn right! What's wrong with that? 494 00:53:24,945 --> 00:53:29,449 Greatest American that ever lived. - John Wayne was a fag. - What? 495 00:53:29,866 --> 00:53:32,828 What? - John Wayne was a fag. 496 00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:35,372 The hell he was! 497 00:53:36,205 --> 00:53:38,499 He was too, boys. 498 00:53:38,917 --> 00:53:42,548 I installed 2-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood. 499 00:53:42,964 --> 00:53:44,926 And he came to the door in a dress. 500 00:53:45,386 --> 00:53:49,805 You're nuts. - That doesn't mean he was a homo, Miller. 501 00:53:50,223 --> 00:53:54,478 A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fuck. I know I do. 502 00:53:55,187 --> 00:53:57,773 - Don't you? - I sure do. 503 00:53:58,191 --> 00:54:00,902 Fuck John Wayne! Tell us his name, you little pussy! 504 00:54:01,319 --> 00:54:03,322 Piss off, ass-wipes. 505 00:54:04,531 --> 00:54:07,366 You bastards! - Easy! 506 00:54:07,784 --> 00:54:09,953 The guy's head is hurt. 507 00:54:10,372 --> 00:54:12,707 You're taking this too personal, son. 508 00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:16,547 The thing is, a repo man got beat up in the line of duty. 509 00:54:16,963 --> 00:54:19,133 It doesn't matter that it was you. 510 00:54:19,549 --> 00:54:23,763 What really matters, is that the guy pays the price. 511 00:54:24,471 --> 00:54:27,099 Now stop being selfish, and tell us his name. 512 00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:28,600 Come on! 513 00:54:29,727 --> 00:54:30,978 Bastard! 514 00:54:31,436 --> 00:54:32,940 All right! 515 00:54:33,858 --> 00:54:35,483 DK, his name was... 516 00:54:48,625 --> 00:54:50,628 Mr. Humphries? - Yes? 517 00:54:51,045 --> 00:54:54,298 Yes, I'm Mr. Humphries. What do you want? 518 00:54:56,174 --> 00:54:59,970 ...U.S. planes napalmed refugee camps in southern Mexico. He explained that 519 00:55:00,388 --> 00:55:02,976 the camps were really guerrilla bases. 520 00:55:03,391 --> 00:55:06,230 In Guatemala, shots were fired at the U.S. embassy... 521 00:55:09,359 --> 00:55:14,072 "Helping Hand", Marlene speaking. - Hello, is Otto there? 522 00:55:14,823 --> 00:55:17,658 It's for you. A girl. 523 00:55:22,831 --> 00:55:24,958 Hi Otto? It's Leila. 524 00:55:28,089 --> 00:55:29,090 Leila who? 525 00:55:59,333 --> 00:56:01,710 Can't believe I once liked these guys. - Listen to me! 526 00:56:02,168 --> 00:56:06,465 For the sake of future generations, please tell us everything you know. 527 00:56:06,924 --> 00:56:09,136 Sure, I need another drink. 528 00:56:09,552 --> 00:56:13,765 These aliens aren't even on ice, they could be starting to decay. 529 00:56:14,308 --> 00:56:16,268 We've got to find them. 530 00:56:16,686 --> 00:56:18,857 Well, well, well! 531 00:56:19,398 --> 00:56:24,655 If it ain't the repo man. - You look like shit, wanker. 532 00:56:25,071 --> 00:56:27,365 Duke, Debbi, Archie, 533 00:56:28,866 --> 00:56:31,245 meet Leila and her weird friend. 534 00:56:32,496 --> 00:56:34,832 How you doing, asshole? 535 00:56:35,249 --> 00:56:39,128 How come you don't hang out with your friends anymore? - What friends? 536 00:56:41,548 --> 00:56:43,636 Want some ludes, dude? 537 00:56:48,516 --> 00:56:49,516 I really love you. 538 00:56:49,934 --> 00:56:54,355 Because you always visited me when I was in juvie. 539 00:56:54,815 --> 00:56:56,482 I was busy. I told you I was working. 540 00:56:56,899 --> 00:56:58,484 Wow, a metal hand! 541 00:56:58,902 --> 00:57:00,154 Cool! 542 00:57:02,697 --> 00:57:04,741 Can we feel it? 543 00:57:18,842 --> 00:57:22,889 Fuck this! Let's go do some crimes. 544 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:25,350 Nice friends you got there, Otto 545 00:57:26,059 --> 00:57:28,186 Thanks, I made them myself. 546 00:57:38,616 --> 00:57:43,371 Hey, what the fuck are you doing with our car? - Your car? 547 00:57:45,081 --> 00:57:49,211 Are you sure? This looks like my car. 548 00:57:49,753 --> 00:57:53,215 Are there pecan pies in the back? - Not any more. We ate them. 549 00:57:53,632 --> 00:57:57,471 Shut up, Archie. - You shut up. - You're still here? 550 00:57:57,929 --> 00:58:00,434 My car looks just like this. 551 00:58:00,852 --> 00:58:03,603 But this is yours, your car? 552 00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:06,691 Yeah, 4 eyes. - Of course... 553 00:58:07,774 --> 00:58:10,445 What's in the trunk? - What do you mean? 554 00:58:10,860 --> 00:58:14,866 You don't even know what's in your own trunk. You know what? 555 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:17,702 I think you're afraid to find out. 556 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,288 Kill him! 557 00:58:19,705 --> 00:58:23,834 I ain't afraid of nothing, see? - I don't blame you for being afraid. 558 00:58:24,252 --> 00:58:28,298 I said, I ain't afraid of nothing. I kill people like you. 559 00:58:28,716 --> 00:58:30,927 Dh well, I guess you're right. 560 00:58:33,388 --> 00:58:35,891 It's better not to look. 561 00:58:36,976 --> 00:58:40,770 Beautiful evening. You can almost see the stars. 562 00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:43,441 Dh shut up! 563 00:58:44,066 --> 00:58:46,152 He's going to open it. 564 00:58:48,321 --> 00:58:50,698 Come on, Duke! - The thing is hot! 565 00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:56,665 Look, we don't have all night. 566 00:59:08,721 --> 00:59:11,140 Close it, Duke! No! 567 00:59:14,768 --> 00:59:17,398 Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand. 568 00:59:17,816 --> 00:59:18,857 Fuck you, Archie! 569 00:59:19,275 --> 00:59:22,696 Just for that, you're not in the gang. - I'm taking over now. 570 00:59:23,114 --> 00:59:25,074 Dh, leave it! - King Archie! 571 00:59:25,533 --> 00:59:27,452 The Invincible! - Shut up, Archie! 572 00:59:30,496 --> 00:59:31,622 Watch this! 573 00:59:36,753 --> 00:59:37,754 Dh dear! 574 00:59:38,297 --> 00:59:42,093 What a shame! - Come on, Duke, let's go do those crimes. 575 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:49,769 Yeah. Let's get sushi... and not pay. 576 01:00:06,662 --> 01:00:07,832 Hey buddy! 577 01:00:09,668 --> 01:00:11,336 Special deputies, pull over! 578 01:00:11,711 --> 01:00:14,048 Special deputies, pull over! 579 01:00:15,466 --> 01:00:18,970 So the farmer says the ice broke and he fell in... 580 01:00:19,387 --> 01:00:24,184 Look at these people, there's one person in each car. 581 01:00:24,684 --> 01:00:28,814 The city wants us to carpool, but nobody gives a shit. 582 01:00:29,231 --> 01:00:34,322 If people carpool, we'd be out of work. - Bullshit! 583 01:00:34,782 --> 01:00:37,450 "Why has that pig got a wooden leg?" 584 01:00:39,076 --> 01:00:42,372 "Well," said the farmer, "about 3 months ago... " 585 01:00:42,789 --> 01:00:44,833 Look at that car! 586 01:00:45,250 --> 01:00:48,296 Hey, Budsky, there's your girlfriend. 587 01:00:49,214 --> 01:00:51,132 The Rodriguez Brothers! 588 01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:54,844 We got the whole team here tonight, let's settle this for good. 589 01:00:55,261 --> 01:00:57,932 Let's do it! - Pull over! 590 01:00:59,476 --> 01:01:01,020 Shit, it's Bud! 591 01:01:08,945 --> 01:01:10,071 Don't lose him! 592 01:01:13,742 --> 01:01:15,745 Take it easy. Stop the car! 593 01:01:44,278 --> 01:01:47,864 Motherfucker, come on! What are you waiting for? 594 01:01:48,323 --> 01:01:50,869 Motherfucker! I kick your fucking ass! Come on! 595 01:01:51,286 --> 01:01:54,583 Come on! What'll you do with that bat? 596 01:01:55,666 --> 01:02:00,547 You bad, Bud! This is going to cost you plenty! - What do you mean? 597 01:02:01,298 --> 01:02:04,927 How's your neck, Napoleon? - Dh, my neck. Yeah. Dh shit! 598 01:02:05,386 --> 01:02:07,512 I think I got whiplash! 599 01:02:07,930 --> 01:02:13,270 Besides, this isn't a repo car. - Bullshit! I got the papers on it. 600 01:02:13,854 --> 01:02:18,068 We paid it off. See, this is our favorite car. 601 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,529 That's right! You got insurance? 602 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,915 Come on, cocksucker! Whose side are you on? 603 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,501 Let me loose, God damn it! 604 01:02:41,595 --> 01:02:44,432 Shit! This is bullshit, Oly! 605 01:02:44,848 --> 01:02:48,478 Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal woke me at 4 in the morning. 606 01:02:48,896 --> 01:02:50,981 Unfortunately, it's a summons. 607 01:02:51,399 --> 01:02:55,068 You should have refused it. - Have you read it? 608 01:02:55,486 --> 01:02:59,073 The Rodriguez Brothers are suing us for malicious damage, medical expenses 609 01:02:59,491 --> 01:03:03,411 and harassment, for a car they own. - The Rodriguez Brothers are... 610 01:03:03,829 --> 01:03:07,417 you believe the Rodriguez Brothers? They're a couple of scumbags! 611 01:03:07,876 --> 01:03:11,005 I know, but we need to sit down and get our stories straight. 612 01:03:11,422 --> 01:03:15,426 You're taking their word over mine! - I was there, remember? 613 01:03:17,219 --> 01:03:20,307 Go home. Take the rest of the week off. 614 01:03:20,766 --> 01:03:23,977 The rest...? I can't take the... 615 01:03:25,855 --> 01:03:30,484 Dh I get it, so that you can get the 20,000 dollars for the Malibu. 616 01:03:30,942 --> 01:03:34,657 Make it a fucking month! - Well, fuck you. 617 01:03:36,201 --> 01:03:40,623 On second thought, don't bother coming back at all. 618 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:46,129 Great! I'll come back to get my stuff when the place don't stink so bad. 619 01:03:52,928 --> 01:03:54,472 Shut up! 620 01:04:00,479 --> 01:04:04,567 Fucking trash! I wonder how much they owe? 621 01:04:04,985 --> 01:04:09,447 Most of them are on the run, not even using their social security numbers. 622 01:04:09,906 --> 01:04:12,828 If there was only a way to make them pay... 623 01:04:13,244 --> 01:04:18,083 Jesus, Bud, they're winos! They don't have money. 624 01:04:18,499 --> 01:04:21,919 Would they be bums if they did? - Do you want out? 625 01:04:22,337 --> 01:04:24,592 No! - What's the matter with you? 626 01:04:25,008 --> 01:04:27,845 Don't you like your job anymore? 627 01:04:29,639 --> 01:04:33,143 I feel like we're not communicating anymore. 628 01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:38,356 When we first started out, I thought I could teach you something. 629 01:04:38,774 --> 01:04:40,316 Answer me! 630 01:05:06,681 --> 01:05:12,562 I'm picking up the dead body. I've got my hands around it. 631 01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:17,278 I'm carrying his limp torso to the truck. 632 01:05:17,694 --> 01:05:22,283 He feels like he's been dead only a little while. 633 01:07:03,111 --> 01:07:06,822 Do you ever feel as if your mind had started to erode? 634 01:07:07,948 --> 01:07:09,243 No. 635 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:13,037 Ever been to Utah? 636 01:07:14,997 --> 01:07:19,170 Sir, I represent the "Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation. " 637 01:07:19,586 --> 01:07:22,550 Radiation, yes indeed! 638 01:07:23,259 --> 01:07:26,429 You hear the most outrageous lies about it. 639 01:07:26,846 --> 01:07:31,684 Half-baked, goggle-boxed do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. 640 01:07:32,102 --> 01:07:38,400 Pernicious nonsense! Everybody could stand 100 chest x-rays a year. 641 01:07:39,276 --> 01:07:40,737 They should have them too. 642 01:07:41,153 --> 01:07:44,115 When they cancelled the project, it almost did me in. 643 01:07:44,574 --> 01:07:48,330 One day my mind was ready to burst, the next day, nothing! 644 01:07:48,747 --> 01:07:50,458 Swept away. 645 01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:56,881 But I showed them. I had a lobotomy in the end. 646 01:07:57,299 --> 01:08:00,635 Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies? 647 01:08:01,094 --> 01:08:04,764 Not at all. A friend of mine had one. 648 01:08:05,223 --> 01:08:10,063 Designer of the neutron bomb. Ever heard of the neutron bomb? 649 01:08:10,647 --> 01:08:14,444 Destroys people, leaves buildings standing. 650 01:08:14,862 --> 01:08:19,991 Fits in a suitcase so small, no one knows it's there, until: blam! 651 01:08:21,076 --> 01:08:25,539 Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead. 652 01:08:27,166 --> 01:08:31,297 It's so immoral working on it, it can drive you mad. 653 01:08:31,963 --> 01:08:35,426 That happened to a friend of mine, so he had a lobotomy. 654 01:08:36,634 --> 01:08:38,804 Now he's well again. 655 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:45,314 What kind of car does he drive? 656 01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:47,440 Chevy Malibu. 657 01:08:49,025 --> 01:08:52,321 This is really a nice old car. Why don't you let me drive? 658 01:08:52,779 --> 01:08:54,907 What do you mean? 659 01:08:55,365 --> 01:08:59,244 I don't know... I mean... don't you feel funny? 660 01:08:59,661 --> 01:09:02,791 Why should I feel funny? 661 01:09:03,625 --> 01:09:05,921 The two hemispheres are fundamentally at odds. 662 01:09:06,838 --> 01:09:08,966 Hemisphere, hemisphere. 663 01:09:09,382 --> 01:09:12,302 It's strange, I do feel funny... 664 01:10:43,326 --> 01:10:47,039 PARTY AT MILLERS CU THERE! 665 01:10:49,709 --> 01:10:53,338 Here's the young new waver we've all heard so much about. 666 01:10:54,173 --> 01:10:56,632 My old man used to have a Mohawk. 667 01:10:57,091 --> 01:10:59,135 He was in the service then. 668 01:10:59,553 --> 01:11:03,474 He was such a monster, I used to have to tell him no. 669 01:11:03,892 --> 01:11:08,563 My old man was the same, until we got married. 670 01:11:08,981 --> 01:11:10,857 Hey Oly, your wife's all over Otto. 671 01:11:11,441 --> 01:11:14,487 Like flies on shit. 672 01:11:14,905 --> 01:11:18,867 Have you seen Bud? - Who? 673 01:11:56,411 --> 01:11:58,663 Hey Ace, wait up. 674 01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:04,963 You want to talk about it? - Talk about what? 675 01:12:06,297 --> 01:12:10,178 Why are you so mad at me? - I'm not mad at you. 676 01:12:10,596 --> 01:12:13,265 I'm not. - All right. DK. 677 01:12:14,182 --> 01:12:16,267 Debbi? - What? 678 01:12:18,269 --> 01:12:20,356 I've been thinking. 679 01:12:21,647 --> 01:12:24,068 Now that we got some money, 680 01:12:24,485 --> 01:12:26,529 and Archie's gone... 681 01:12:28,155 --> 01:12:31,578 don't you think it's time we settled down? 682 01:12:33,121 --> 01:12:35,166 Get a little house? 683 01:12:36,207 --> 01:12:39,712 I want you to have my baby. - Why? 684 01:12:41,380 --> 01:12:43,508 I don't know. 685 01:12:44,510 --> 01:12:46,763 Everybody does it. 686 01:12:47,178 --> 01:12:50,682 And it just seems like the thing to do. 687 01:12:51,641 --> 01:12:53,602 Asshole. 688 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:57,733 Let's do the job! 689 01:13:04,741 --> 01:13:07,035 Duke! Debbi! What are you doing here? 690 01:13:07,452 --> 01:13:09,913 What's it look like, Ace? - Against the wall! 691 01:13:11,623 --> 01:13:15,294 I'll kill him! I kill everybody! 692 01:13:16,255 --> 01:13:17,296 Drop it, motherfucker! 693 01:13:26,225 --> 01:13:27,268 Shit! 694 01:13:59,179 --> 01:14:03,142 Is it too late to get romantically involved? 695 01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,520 A little. 696 01:14:06,104 --> 01:14:09,357 Wait! Stick with me, and I'll make you a repo wife. 697 01:14:09,816 --> 01:14:11,862 Bullocks! 698 01:14:14,614 --> 01:14:15,700 Here! 699 01:14:35,221 --> 01:14:37,226 I'm here, man. 700 01:14:38,101 --> 01:14:40,312 The lights are growing dim. 701 01:14:43,191 --> 01:14:47,612 I know a life of crime led me to this sorry fate... 702 01:14:48,112 --> 01:14:52,574 And yet, I blame society. 703 01:14:54,369 --> 01:14:57,122 Society made me what I am. 704 01:14:57,540 --> 01:15:03,923 Bullshit! You're a white suburban punk, just like me. 705 01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:08,596 But it still hurts. 706 01:15:14,852 --> 01:15:17,020 You're gonna be all right. 707 01:15:23,069 --> 01:15:24,487 Maybe not. 708 01:15:28,952 --> 01:15:34,125 He's dead all right. - No doubt. - A goner. - Man. 709 01:15:35,501 --> 01:15:38,171 Booth's setting him on fire. 710 01:15:52,896 --> 01:15:54,149 The car! 711 01:15:54,566 --> 01:15:57,152 The Chevy Malibu! Where's the car? 712 01:15:57,570 --> 01:16:00,947 You better stay out of this. - Why? - It's none of your business. 713 01:16:01,364 --> 01:16:05,619 You want to be a hero? I'd rather be a chicken man. - A what? 714 01:16:06,038 --> 01:16:09,875 A chicken man. Did you ever see a farmer's wife? 715 01:16:10,291 --> 01:16:12,043 Let go of me! 716 01:16:12,710 --> 01:16:13,670 It's peaceful, man. 717 01:16:14,129 --> 01:16:15,839 The Malibu! 718 01:16:21,347 --> 01:16:22,389 Let's go! 719 01:16:22,807 --> 01:16:27,229 No, wait. My car's gone, and we're going to get to the bottom of this. 720 01:16:27,645 --> 01:16:29,856 Like hell we are. 721 01:16:30,691 --> 01:16:31,983 Not in my face! 722 01:16:32,734 --> 01:16:33,902 Freeze, Marlene! 723 01:16:35,154 --> 01:16:38,031 My face! - Over my dead body. 724 01:16:38,448 --> 01:16:41,995 If that's how you want it. - Come and get me. Come on! 725 01:16:42,413 --> 01:16:45,751 I've been wanting to for a long time. - Come on. 726 01:16:46,168 --> 01:16:48,796 Come on, if you're man enough. - Hey Plettsch! 727 01:16:49,839 --> 01:16:51,633 Coffee break! 728 01:17:06,857 --> 01:17:11,363 Good evening, Otto. This is Agent Rogersz. 729 01:17:12,239 --> 01:17:14,618 I'm going to ask you a few questions. 730 01:17:15,076 --> 01:17:19,749 Since time is short and you may lie, I'm going to have to torture you. 731 01:17:20,332 --> 01:17:23,293 But I want you to know, it isn't personal. 732 01:17:23,711 --> 01:17:28,799 This isn't really necessary. I'll tell you anything you want to know. 733 01:17:29,217 --> 01:17:32,929 Good. Where is the Malibu? - I don't know. 734 01:17:33,930 --> 01:17:36,226 Somebody ripped it from the yard. 735 01:17:39,771 --> 01:17:43,109 I don't think he knows. - Increase the voltage! 736 01:17:43,526 --> 01:17:48,824 But what if he's innocent? - No one is innocent. Proceed. 737 01:17:53,453 --> 01:17:58,917 Look at them. High heels, hairnets, ridiculous trench coats, 738 01:17:59,335 --> 01:18:00,670 how pathetic! 739 01:18:01,465 --> 01:18:05,177 Agent Rogersz, they're getting away! - It's all part of the plan. 740 01:18:22,946 --> 01:18:25,283 Otto, pull yourself together. 741 01:18:26,578 --> 01:18:27,954 Marlene! 742 01:18:29,037 --> 01:18:32,250 What's going on? - We're going to the hospital. 743 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:38,340 Dr. Benway to surgery. 744 01:18:41,509 --> 01:18:46,933 Hey, I know you! You're the one who ran into my trash. 745 01:18:48,184 --> 01:18:49,351 Shh yourself! 746 01:18:54,275 --> 01:18:58,865 Visiting hours are now over. Thank you. 747 01:19:01,535 --> 01:19:04,536 Out of order. Take the stairs. 748 01:19:14,424 --> 01:19:16,968 Mr. Lee: 749 01:19:17,428 --> 01:19:21,266 Mr. Lee: Please return the scalpel, Mr. Lee. 750 01:19:36,409 --> 01:19:39,577 Let me see that. All wrong! Do it over. 751 01:19:39,995 --> 01:19:43,959 ...and they won't pick it up. - Isn't it a shame? 752 01:19:46,128 --> 01:19:51,093 It comes to something when they expect you to pick it up. 753 01:19:51,509 --> 01:19:55,806 How are you doing? - Ask him about the Malibu. 754 01:19:56,932 --> 01:19:58,266 About that night, 755 01:20:00,394 --> 01:20:05,526 I'm sorry I split. I should have stayed with you. 756 01:20:05,984 --> 01:20:10,240 But when I was a kid, I had this set of big wheels... 757 01:20:11,658 --> 01:20:14,411 Please, quiet in the stairwell. 758 01:20:29,218 --> 01:20:31,805 A very sad and unchristian thing just happened. 759 01:20:32,222 --> 01:20:34,268 A sweet old lady's car was stolen, 760 01:20:34,685 --> 01:20:36,145 a Chevy Malibu. 761 01:20:36,603 --> 01:20:41,735 Brothers and sisters please, if you've seen this car, 762 01:20:42,153 --> 01:20:44,113 call this toll-free number. 763 01:20:44,531 --> 01:20:47,407 Shit. - Praise the Lord! 764 01:20:48,950 --> 01:20:50,370 Go, go! 765 01:20:52,622 --> 01:20:53,539 Come on! 766 01:20:53,581 --> 01:20:54,624 Let's go! 767 01:21:37,133 --> 01:21:39,302 Don't shoot! All right! 768 01:21:39,718 --> 01:21:41,554 Chickenshits! 769 01:21:43,890 --> 01:21:45,266 Where's the Malibu? 770 01:21:46,476 --> 01:21:48,896 Don't even ask, because I don't know. 771 01:21:49,312 --> 01:21:52,610 I don't have it, neither does Marlene, nor you or your crazy friends. 772 01:21:53,028 --> 01:21:54,946 So that leaves... 773 01:21:57,031 --> 01:22:00,618 Where is he? - Where the fuck is he? - He is risen. Holy... 774 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,570 Later! - Bye bye! 775 01:22:37,829 --> 01:22:42,460 Here's another weird one: apparently, a hail of ice cubes is coming down 776 01:22:42,877 --> 01:22:47,341 south of downtown. Scientists are at a loss to explain... 777 01:23:19,962 --> 01:23:21,839 Some weird fucking shit, eh? 778 01:23:24,425 --> 01:23:27,343 What's going on? - Shit! 779 01:23:27,929 --> 01:23:32,558 11 years of repoing cars, and what have I got? Shit! 780 01:23:33,603 --> 01:23:38,358 Bud, listen: You're sitting in a car worth 20,000 dollars. 781 01:23:38,858 --> 01:23:42,278 Look, we turn it in and split the money, 60-40, you and me. 782 01:23:45,157 --> 01:23:46,743 Who gets the 60, kid? 783 01:23:47,160 --> 01:23:49,579 Well, I thought, since I found the car first, that... 784 01:23:51,540 --> 01:23:53,583 that you'd get it. 785 01:23:57,046 --> 01:24:00,967 Get away from the car. This is your only warning. 786 01:24:01,427 --> 01:24:03,263 We got problems, man! 787 01:24:10,020 --> 01:24:11,730 No, no no no! Wait! 788 01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:17,277 Stop fucking around! Only assholes get killed for a car. 789 01:24:17,862 --> 01:24:19,822 You calling me an asshole, punk? 790 01:24:20,240 --> 01:24:23,618 I sure am. - Come and get me, copper! 791 01:24:24,037 --> 01:24:27,166 I'm well-armed, and I know where you live. 792 01:24:29,501 --> 01:24:34,631 Son of a bitch! - I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees. 793 01:24:39,345 --> 01:24:42,683 Come on, you popsicles, let's get that car! 794 01:24:44,809 --> 01:24:47,103 Hey Oly, there's Bud! 795 01:24:49,440 --> 01:24:53,822 We'll drive it off a cliff. - I have the car papers. Beer anyone? 796 01:24:54,280 --> 01:24:57,201 Hey, Bud, want a beer? - No, a cigarette. 797 01:24:57,619 --> 01:25:00,496 No beer is needed here. 798 01:25:01,957 --> 01:25:06,544 I'm touching the car. I'm encountering a strange, 799 01:25:06,961 --> 01:25:11,049 eerie kind of forcefield. I don't know what it is. It's... 800 01:25:22,188 --> 01:25:23,774 Go on, you popsicles! 801 01:25:26,317 --> 01:25:27,862 I'm having the same feeling... 802 01:25:38,164 --> 01:25:41,710 I love this job. - Linear and inverse vectors merge in zero. 803 01:25:42,128 --> 01:25:44,130 This way, your Holiness! 804 01:25:54,100 --> 01:25:56,145 It's more than a job, it's... it's a calling. 805 01:25:56,603 --> 01:26:01,734 Critical mass is at zero... - Why, you could say it's spiritual. 806 01:26:07,408 --> 01:26:08,743 Holy sheepshit! 807 01:26:14,623 --> 01:26:16,709 Get back, get back! 808 01:26:23,842 --> 01:26:26,053 Get in there, or you don't get paid! 809 01:26:26,470 --> 01:26:29,474 Have you read this book? "Dioretix"? 810 01:26:29,933 --> 01:26:31,853 Chapter 7, verse 3. - I've got it marked. 811 01:26:40,364 --> 01:26:44,784 Miller, what are you doing? - I'm going for a little spin. 812 01:26:45,285 --> 01:26:47,621 But you don't know how to drive? 813 01:26:57,759 --> 01:26:59,886 Otto, don't go! 814 01:27:00,303 --> 01:27:03,140 What about our relationship? 815 01:27:04,182 --> 01:27:05,225 What? 816 01:27:06,810 --> 01:27:09,521 What about our relationship? 817 01:27:09,938 --> 01:27:11,483 Fuck that. 818 01:27:12,735 --> 01:27:13,986 You shithead! 819 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:18,532 I'm glad I tortured you. I'm supposed to be in that car! 820 01:27:50,112 --> 01:27:52,238 Best goddamned car in the yard. 821 01:28:24,443 --> 01:28:26,196 Wow! This is intense! 822 01:28:26,611 --> 01:28:29,282 The life of a repo man is always intense.