1 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,947 Consider outer space. 2 00:02:28,047 --> 00:02:30,924 From the time of the first NASA mission, it became evident... 3 00:02:31,024 --> 00:02:34,635 ...that being in space has a profound effect on the human psyche. 4 00:02:34,735 --> 00:02:38,027 During the first Gemini mission, some thought was actually given... 5 00:02:38,127 --> 00:02:41,451 ...to the notion of sending up a man and a woman together. 6 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:43,551 Really? 7 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:46,667 A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will... 8 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:49,100 ...bound together in a sophisticated nerve center... 9 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:51,659 ...at the head of the largest, most powerful known rocket... 10 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:54,572 ...its giant thrusters blasting into the dark void... 11 00:02:54,672 --> 00:02:57,452 ...as they hurtled towards their final destination: 12 00:02:57,552 --> 00:03:00,782 the gushing wellspring of life itself. 13 00:03:01,328 --> 00:03:03,531 How would you like a sexual encounter so intense... 14 00:03:03,631 --> 00:03:07,691 ...it could conceivably change your political views? 15 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:10,936 Would you like to dance? - Yes, please. 16 00:03:11,279 --> 00:03:13,279 I'll take that as a no. 17 00:03:25,136 --> 00:03:27,623 Consider outer space. - What? 18 00:03:36,623 --> 00:03:39,045 Private Gibson! Incoming! 19 00:03:41,904 --> 00:03:45,729 What is this? 'Lonely man sitting on a hill'? 20 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:48,799 It's over, Lance. 21 00:03:49,136 --> 00:03:51,176 It's gone, I've lost it. 22 00:03:51,823 --> 00:03:53,580 High school. 23 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:57,227 I started off so hot. Sophomore year, two times. 24 00:03:57,327 --> 00:04:00,075 Junior year was excellent. Four times. 25 00:04:00,175 --> 00:04:02,810 And not all with the same girl. 26 00:04:02,895 --> 00:04:07,180 Senior year looked like the best. The first day of classes, then nothing. 27 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,900 What do you mean, nothing your senior year? 28 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,936 What about that time with Barbara DeVillebis... 29 00:04:12,036 --> 00:04:13,036 ...in the high-jump pit? 30 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:15,136 That was you. 31 00:04:18,511 --> 00:04:22,421 I just can't motivate myself the way I used to. 32 00:04:22,671 --> 00:04:24,711 Maybe I'm past my prime. 33 00:04:25,679 --> 00:04:29,759 It's not you. It's these high school girls, here. 34 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,967 They're simple. 35 00:04:32,111 --> 00:04:36,428 They're never gonna stimulate a complex guy like you. 36 00:04:36,528 --> 00:04:38,604 Maybe you're right. - Of course I'm right. 37 00:04:38,704 --> 00:04:39,916 Anyways... 38 00:04:40,016 --> 00:04:43,171 ...after tonight, you'll never have to deal with... 39 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:45,547 ...these simple high school girls again. 40 00:04:45,647 --> 00:04:49,675 But won't these same girls be in college? - Yeah, but it'll be different. 41 00:04:49,775 --> 00:04:53,005 Why? - Because they'll be college girls. 42 00:04:55,183 --> 00:04:57,183 I'm gonna miss you. 43 00:04:57,392 --> 00:05:01,323 It's your own fault. You could be coming out to California with me. 44 00:05:01,423 --> 00:05:02,571 Yeah, right. 45 00:05:02,671 --> 00:05:05,611 Get a totally bitchin' education out there, dude. 46 00:05:05,711 --> 00:05:07,500 California. 47 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:09,835 You could be coming to New England with me. 48 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,908 What are you, crazy? The lvy League stinks. 49 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,340 They've only got those ugly, intellectual girls... 50 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:19,083 ...with Band-Aids on their knees from playing the cello. No, thank you. 51 00:05:19,183 --> 00:05:21,393 I'm really gonna miss you. 52 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,904 We're college men now. 53 00:05:34,255 --> 00:05:37,740 Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful. 54 00:05:37,935 --> 00:05:41,643 I've never seen so much corduroy in one place. 55 00:05:41,743 --> 00:05:43,743 Classes are classes. 56 00:05:43,759 --> 00:05:47,755 One of them even looks like it might be interesting. 57 00:05:47,855 --> 00:05:49,855 You never know. 58 00:05:50,511 --> 00:05:54,283 You're wrong about the women here. I haven't seen one Band-Aid. 59 00:05:54,383 --> 00:05:56,395 In fact, there's plenty of action. 60 00:05:56,495 --> 00:05:59,211 My roommate and I have an understanding. 61 00:05:59,311 --> 00:06:03,731 Hope things are going as good for you. Your pal, Gib. 62 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:06,507 P.S. All of the above is bullshit. 63 00:06:06,607 --> 00:06:09,739 I'm floundering in a sea of confusion and total despair. 64 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:12,491 But, knock on wood, I still have my health. 65 00:06:12,591 --> 00:06:15,883 This week's assignment is to rewrite last week's assignment. 66 00:06:15,983 --> 00:06:19,660 Remember, 'As the dog returneth to his own vomit... 67 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:22,480 'so does the fool to his folly.' 68 00:06:25,327 --> 00:06:28,523 Sorry I'm late, but there was this big problem... 69 00:06:28,623 --> 00:06:31,173 ...and I'm late because of it. 70 00:06:32,623 --> 00:06:36,139 Katherine, when I told you that you should develop your own style... 71 00:06:36,239 --> 00:06:39,820 I didn't mean that you should dot the i's with little flowers. 72 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:43,531 And this lavender ink.... Would you lose that? 73 00:06:43,631 --> 00:06:45,387 It strains the eye. 74 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:47,952 You sure take a lot of notes. 75 00:06:50,383 --> 00:06:53,765 Miss Duran, this is very interesting. 76 00:06:54,415 --> 00:06:58,187 Ordinarily, the conclusion comes in the end of the paper, but.... 77 00:06:58,287 --> 00:07:00,043 I like that. - Thank you. 78 00:07:00,143 --> 00:07:01,931 Go on. 79 00:07:02,031 --> 00:07:04,031 Gibson. 80 00:07:09,807 --> 00:07:11,807 Mr. Gibson? - Yes, what? 81 00:07:11,983 --> 00:07:15,819 I know what an important part voyeurism plays in your daily life... 82 00:07:15,919 --> 00:07:19,563 ...but would you mind if I take up a moment of your time? 83 00:07:19,663 --> 00:07:21,452 Sure. - Thank you. 84 00:07:21,552 --> 00:07:23,762 See, I want to tell you... 85 00:07:24,271 --> 00:07:25,611 ...that I really enjoyed your paper. 86 00:07:25,711 --> 00:07:26,699 You did? - Yeah. 87 00:07:26,799 --> 00:07:29,067 I don't remember the last time... 88 00:07:29,167 --> 00:07:33,195 ...that I have seen this much detail expressed on: 89 00:07:33,295 --> 00:07:38,140 'How to eat pizza without burning the roof of your mouth.' 90 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:44,395 Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities that your paper evokes... 91 00:07:44,495 --> 00:07:48,660 ...are obscured in a morass of marginal grammar... 92 00:07:48,879 --> 00:07:50,879 ...creative spelling... 93 00:07:51,247 --> 00:07:53,803 ...and, as I believe, sausage stain. 94 00:07:53,903 --> 00:07:55,903 Pepperoni. 95 00:07:56,015 --> 00:07:58,015 Clean it up. 96 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:01,087 Ms. Bradbury. 97 00:08:01,423 --> 00:08:03,211 You, on the other hand... 98 00:08:03,311 --> 00:08:06,286 ...express your ideas very clearly. 99 00:08:06,479 --> 00:08:08,171 Thank you. 100 00:08:08,271 --> 00:08:10,736 Except that your paper is.... 101 00:08:11,023 --> 00:08:13,023 Well, it's dry. 102 00:08:13,167 --> 00:08:16,395 There's not enough of you coming through. 103 00:08:16,495 --> 00:08:19,300 Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun. 104 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:22,315 Sleep when you feel like it, not when you think you should. 105 00:08:22,415 --> 00:08:25,643 Eat food that is bad for you, at least once in a while. 106 00:08:25,743 --> 00:08:30,603 Have conversations with people whose clothes are not color coordinated. 107 00:08:30,703 --> 00:08:32,842 Make love in a hammock! 108 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:39,855 Life is the ultimate experience. 109 00:08:40,335 --> 00:08:42,539 You have to experience it... 110 00:08:42,639 --> 00:08:45,189 ...in order to write about it. 111 00:08:45,967 --> 00:08:49,877 Yes, Alison. - What did you say after 'hammock'? 112 00:08:50,735 --> 00:08:51,979 I want you. - All right. 113 00:08:52,079 --> 00:08:54,539 You're a dead man, dead meat. You'll hear footsteps. 114 00:08:54,639 --> 00:08:56,639 Set! 115 00:08:57,007 --> 00:09:01,852 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 116 00:09:03,535 --> 00:09:08,715 Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling, makes another sparkling defensive jam. 117 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:11,179 I thought Grambling was all black. - So what? 118 00:09:11,279 --> 00:09:12,683 What are you doing tonight? 119 00:09:12,783 --> 00:09:16,235 I'll tell you, I am not rewriting my English paper. I have a social life. 120 00:09:16,335 --> 00:09:19,339 That's right, I forgot. You've got to go to a mixer. 121 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:22,411 Stand in the corner for three hours, and not ask anyone to dance. 122 00:09:22,511 --> 00:09:24,235 It's the girls at this school. 123 00:09:24,335 --> 00:09:28,107 All they want is to stay indoors, smoke cigarettes and relate. I don't like them. 124 00:09:28,207 --> 00:09:30,672 Why do you have to like them? 125 00:09:33,135 --> 00:09:34,571 You're dead meat. 126 00:09:34,671 --> 00:09:37,227 What does Taub mean, I have to live life? 127 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:40,906 In high school, I was delegate to the mock UN in New York City. 128 00:09:41,006 --> 00:09:42,539 Twice. 129 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:46,187 When I was nine, I broke my brother's nose, boxing. 130 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:50,539 On a tour of Graceland, I passed out in Elvis' bedroom. 131 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:53,547 I think I've done my share of living, haven't l? 132 00:09:53,647 --> 00:09:57,302 What do you think of that guy Gib? - I don't. 133 00:09:57,935 --> 00:10:00,315 I think he's got a cute ass. 134 00:10:00,847 --> 00:10:02,847 Him? - Yeah. 135 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:06,795 Gibson, with the interception! And he's got some running room! 136 00:10:06,895 --> 00:10:08,779 He's to the 30, to the 40... 137 00:10:08,879 --> 00:10:13,194 ...and he's run out of bounds at midfield by Jimbo Maccavechi! 138 00:10:13,294 --> 00:10:15,947 That's Gibson's 9th interception of this very young season. 139 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:18,767 He's having an outstanding year. 140 00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:21,732 'Life's the ultimate experience.' 141 00:10:23,439 --> 00:10:25,515 Forget it. She likes the intellectual type. 142 00:10:25,615 --> 00:10:27,403 I'm intellectual, and stuff. 143 00:10:27,503 --> 00:10:31,147 You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff. 144 00:10:31,247 --> 00:10:33,995 The only way she'd go out with you is out of pity. 145 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:37,750 Mastin, you're a genius. - Stop and go, on 1. 146 00:10:41,295 --> 00:10:42,475 Break! 147 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:44,651 Both y'all are dead. - Ready down. Set. 148 00:10:44,751 --> 00:10:47,339 Hut one. Hut two. Hut three. - Watch it, now. 149 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:52,284 One, one thousand, two, one thousand, three, one thousand. 150 00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:54,751 Nice D. - Go! 151 00:10:56,943 --> 00:10:58,411 Nice. 152 00:10:58,511 --> 00:11:00,976 Where are you going? - Come on! 153 00:11:01,423 --> 00:11:03,423 The ball! 154 00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:20,363 I'm flunking English. I was wondering if maybe you could help me out. 155 00:11:20,463 --> 00:11:22,463 Nice swimsuit. 156 00:11:23,663 --> 00:11:26,315 If I flunk English, I'm out of here. 157 00:11:26,415 --> 00:11:28,415 Kiss college goodbye. 158 00:11:31,151 --> 00:11:33,361 I don't know what I'll do. 159 00:11:33,839 --> 00:11:35,839 I'll probably go home. 160 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:40,331 Gee, Dad will be pissed off. Mom will be heartbroken. 161 00:11:40,431 --> 00:11:44,394 If I play my cards right, I get maybe a six-month's grace period... 162 00:11:44,494 --> 00:11:49,594 ...and then I got to get a job, and you know what that means. 163 00:11:50,223 --> 00:11:53,451 That's right. They start me off at the drive-up window... 164 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:55,627 ...and I work my way up from shakes to burgers... 165 00:11:55,727 --> 00:11:57,771 ...and then, one day, my lucky break comes. 166 00:11:57,871 --> 00:12:00,939 The French fry guy dies, and they offer me the job. 167 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:04,491 But the day I have to start, some men come in a black Lincoln Continental... 168 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:09,931 ...and tell me I can make a quick $300 just for driving a van back from Mexico. 169 00:12:10,031 --> 00:12:13,686 When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old... 170 00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:17,007 Iiving in a flophouse. No job... 171 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,395 ...no home, no upward mobility, very few teeth. 172 00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:22,794 Then one day they find me, face down... 173 00:12:22,894 --> 00:12:26,986 ...talking to the gutter, clutching a bottle of paint thinner. And why? 174 00:12:27,086 --> 00:12:29,451 Because you wouldn't help me in English. No! 175 00:12:29,551 --> 00:12:31,819 You were too busy to help me! 176 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,639 Too busy to help a drowning man! 177 00:12:57,454 --> 00:12:59,454 Okay. 178 00:12:59,599 --> 00:13:02,319 Okay, what? - Okay, I'll help you. 179 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:04,639 You will? 180 00:13:05,455 --> 00:13:07,455 When? 181 00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:10,143 How about tonight? 182 00:13:13,422 --> 00:13:15,422 Let's see. Friday. 183 00:13:15,823 --> 00:13:18,670 5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus. 184 00:13:21,519 --> 00:13:23,722 7:00, news. 7:30, shower. 185 00:13:24,047 --> 00:13:26,665 7:45, phone call. 8:00? 186 00:13:27,503 --> 00:13:31,210 8:00, I don't know. That's when I rearrange my sock drawer. 187 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:34,411 Do you want me to help you, or not? - I do. 188 00:13:34,511 --> 00:13:36,395 I was just kidding, there. 189 00:13:36,495 --> 00:13:38,535 8:00. - Okay. 190 00:13:40,847 --> 00:13:42,847 See you then. 191 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,389 Where? - McKenzie Hall. 192 00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:48,031 Great! 193 00:13:54,510 --> 00:13:56,510 It's Friday night! 194 00:14:06,639 --> 00:14:09,803 'I'm a freshman at a small Northeastern college. 195 00:14:09,903 --> 00:14:12,842 'l never thought those letters were true, until a few days ago... 196 00:14:12,942 --> 00:14:15,563 'l had an experience that changed my mind. 197 00:14:15,663 --> 00:14:17,386 'l just had to share it with you. 198 00:14:17,486 --> 00:14:20,555 'l had resigned myself to another night of reading your magazine... 199 00:14:20,655 --> 00:14:23,402 'when there was a knock on my dorm room door. 200 00:14:23,502 --> 00:14:27,307 'And when I opened the door, I could hardly believe my eyes. 201 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:31,338 'There were two of the foxiest twins I had ever seen... 202 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:35,434 'with long brunette hair, legs that wouldn't quit... 203 00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:37,534 'and firm tits.' 204 00:14:40,078 --> 00:14:41,611 How does that sound? 205 00:14:41,711 --> 00:14:44,971 Change 'tits' to 'generous scoops of mouthwatering flesh.' 206 00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:46,571 And have them defy gravity. 207 00:14:46,671 --> 00:14:48,010 Is this shirt good? 208 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:51,146 Yeah. You think they'll know that 'scoops of flesh' means 'tits'? 209 00:14:51,246 --> 00:14:53,322 I don't think it sounds specific enough. 210 00:14:53,422 --> 00:14:55,627 Where else are you gonna find scoops of flesh? 211 00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,579 How's this for an opening line: 212 00:14:57,679 --> 00:14:59,915 'Did you know that Nietzsche died of syphilis?' 213 00:15:00,015 --> 00:15:03,499 How do you spell 'zucchini'? - Z-u-c-h-i-n-i. 214 00:15:03,599 --> 00:15:05,098 Nietzsche's too obscure. 215 00:15:05,198 --> 00:15:09,099 How about, 'Did you know that Shakespeare died of syphilis?' 216 00:15:09,199 --> 00:15:12,491 She probably knows it isn't true. I don't know what to say. 217 00:15:12,591 --> 00:15:15,754 It's not what you say that counts, but how you say it. 218 00:15:15,854 --> 00:15:19,679 Use sincerity. It's the best technique. - What? 219 00:15:21,102 --> 00:15:23,102 Come here. 220 00:15:30,319 --> 00:15:34,314 You know, I've never met anyone like you before. 221 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:39,242 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 222 00:15:39,342 --> 00:15:41,611 But with you, it's different. 223 00:15:41,711 --> 00:15:43,711 I can talk to you. 224 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:49,258 You know what I'm thinking, without my having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 225 00:15:49,358 --> 00:15:52,928 We speak each other's unspoken language... 226 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,327 ...fluently. 227 00:15:56,047 --> 00:15:58,047 I love you. 228 00:15:59,951 --> 00:16:04,683 That is the most enormous pile of horseshit I've ever heard in my life. 229 00:16:04,783 --> 00:16:07,819 Get out of here, you piece of slime. - No chick would ever buy it. 230 00:16:07,919 --> 00:16:10,795 That's where you're wrong. It's how I got Lucy. 231 00:16:10,895 --> 00:16:12,971 It's horseshit. - Effective horseshit. 232 00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:15,071 Get a life. 233 00:16:25,615 --> 00:16:27,615 It's true. 234 00:16:43,695 --> 00:16:45,695 It's open. 235 00:16:54,159 --> 00:16:58,890 I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out a theme for my English Lit term paper. 236 00:16:58,990 --> 00:17:01,643 Of course I'm still coming out there for Christmas. 237 00:17:01,743 --> 00:17:05,386 You think I'm gonna leave you alone with all those UCLA girls? 238 00:17:05,486 --> 00:17:09,355 I just can't afford to fly. My parents will only pay if I go to see them. 239 00:17:09,455 --> 00:17:12,043 Don't worry. I'll figure something out. 240 00:17:12,143 --> 00:17:15,275 They have this bulletin board where they list rides. 241 00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,500 I really want to see you. 242 00:17:25,135 --> 00:17:29,227 I will send you the article on civil liability, I promise. 243 00:17:29,327 --> 00:17:31,327 Jason? 244 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:35,880 Do you ever eat food that you think is bad for you? 245 00:17:36,078 --> 00:17:39,308 I didn't think so. It's not important. 246 00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:43,455 You tell me first. 247 00:17:45,487 --> 00:17:47,487 I love you, too. 248 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,935 'Bye. 249 00:17:56,014 --> 00:17:58,819 Who's that, your lawyer? - Someday. 250 00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,774 Ready? - Yeah. 251 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:14,506 'When I recollect my most truly excellent experience... 252 00:18:14,606 --> 00:18:18,006 'recurrent images buzz through my brain: 253 00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:21,867 'the big bubbles of crust that expand right up through the sauce... 254 00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:27,237 'glistening pools of oil as still and inviting as a mountain... 255 00:18:28,335 --> 00:18:30,335 'lake... 256 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:33,643 'the ropy knots of cheese that gather to a chewy perfection... 257 00:18:33,743 --> 00:18:36,779 'in the center as the slices are pulled apart.' 258 00:18:36,879 --> 00:18:39,661 It's good. - This is all wrong. 259 00:18:39,726 --> 00:18:42,954 There's no punctuation. It's all one sentence. 260 00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:45,054 So? - It's a mess. 261 00:18:45,615 --> 00:18:48,106 You neglected to mention the most important thing. 262 00:18:48,206 --> 00:18:50,442 I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio right there. 263 00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:54,411 You didn't state your topic, that this is gonna be a paper on pizza. 264 00:18:54,511 --> 00:18:57,002 But that is completely inferred. 265 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,218 lmplied. - Whatever. 266 00:18:58,318 --> 00:19:01,579 Look, what do you say we blow this off and go exploring? 267 00:19:01,679 --> 00:19:03,851 Nothing gets done on a Friday night. Come on. 268 00:19:03,951 --> 00:19:05,419 Where are you going? 269 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,834 It's too stuffy, let's go get some air. 270 00:19:13,390 --> 00:19:16,325 You can't go in there. - I can. 271 00:19:16,878 --> 00:19:20,023 This is America, you can go anywhere. 272 00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:42,538 We're not supposed to be up here. - See that? 273 00:19:42,638 --> 00:19:45,358 That's Ursa Major, the Big Bear. 274 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:48,490 We could get into trouble. - That's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear. 275 00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:51,722 Up to the north there, that's Cassiopeia. 276 00:19:51,822 --> 00:19:53,822 That's Cassiopeia? 277 00:19:54,158 --> 00:19:57,706 She was the mother of Andromeda, right? - Who? 278 00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:00,811 Cassiopeia. - Really? I just know the names. 279 00:20:00,911 --> 00:20:03,883 Andromeda's there, too, next to Cassiopeia. 280 00:20:03,983 --> 00:20:08,170 Andromeda. She was the princess who was chained to a rock. 281 00:20:08,270 --> 00:20:10,251 She was to be sacrificed to a sea serpent. 282 00:20:10,351 --> 00:20:12,171 Did he get her? - No. 283 00:20:12,271 --> 00:20:15,690 Perseus rescued her at the last minute. - Perseus, good man. 284 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:19,020 He's up there, too, next to Andromeda. 285 00:20:19,182 --> 00:20:22,327 You know a lot about astronomy. - Yeah. 286 00:20:22,894 --> 00:20:25,355 When I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut. 287 00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:28,600 You know, all the Tang you can drink. 288 00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:32,522 You'll never believe what I wanted to be when I was six. 289 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:34,747 A classics professor. - No. 290 00:20:36,366 --> 00:20:38,576 I wanted to be a princess. 291 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:54,002 You know, Alison, I never met anyone like you before. 292 00:20:54,222 --> 00:20:57,930 Usually, when I meet someone new, I feel awkward and shy. 293 00:20:58,030 --> 00:21:02,122 But with you it's different. I feel I can talk to you. 294 00:21:02,222 --> 00:21:06,795 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 295 00:21:06,895 --> 00:21:09,642 We speak each other's unspoken language... 296 00:21:09,742 --> 00:21:11,742 What? - ...fluently. 297 00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,070 I love you. 298 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:17,342 What? 299 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:19,390 Did I hurt you? - No. 300 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:21,706 I'm sorry! 301 00:21:21,806 --> 00:21:25,546 You're not. You had this whole thing planned. 302 00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:28,286 Excellent. 303 00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:36,203 What? - Don't you have an 8:00? 304 00:21:36,303 --> 00:21:38,303 What time is it? - 7:51. 305 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,831 Shit! 306 00:21:42,446 --> 00:21:44,446 Oh, God! 307 00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,375 Wait up. 308 00:22:12,494 --> 00:22:15,146 I feel really terrible about Friday night. 309 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:18,154 I was rude, insensitive, selfish.... 310 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,254 Asshole. - Exactly. 311 00:22:20,559 --> 00:22:21,962 But that wasn't me. 312 00:22:22,062 --> 00:22:27,178 I don't know why I said those things, I'm really not like that. Please. 313 00:22:27,278 --> 00:22:29,278 I'm really sorry. 314 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,627 Can you forgive me? 315 00:22:31,727 --> 00:22:33,727 Please. 316 00:22:35,886 --> 00:22:39,201 Come on, we're gonna be late for class. 317 00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:43,882 'He was a man, that's all. 318 00:22:43,982 --> 00:22:46,192 'A man like any other man. 319 00:22:46,670 --> 00:22:48,907 'A man like no other man.' 320 00:22:52,078 --> 00:22:55,478 That's very interesting, Marsha. - Thanks. 321 00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,468 You have a feel for ambiguity. 322 00:22:59,086 --> 00:23:01,636 Anyone else want to volunteer? 323 00:23:05,198 --> 00:23:07,337 Me? - Give me your paper. 324 00:23:09,102 --> 00:23:11,102 Here you go. 325 00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,290 No pepperoni today? - It's clean. 326 00:23:16,334 --> 00:23:20,414 'l am a freshman at a small Northeastern college. 327 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:22,730 'l never thought these letters were real... 328 00:23:22,830 --> 00:23:25,899 'until a few days ago, when I had an experience that changed my mind. 329 00:23:25,999 --> 00:23:27,754 'l just had to share it with you.' 330 00:23:27,854 --> 00:23:32,019 Miss Taub, I don't think that you-- - Take it easy. 331 00:23:32,430 --> 00:23:35,594 'l am 6'2', with dark hair... 332 00:23:35,662 --> 00:23:39,498 'athletic build from football, and I'm considered good-looking by my friends. 333 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:41,706 'I'm not boastful, but I must explain... 334 00:23:41,806 --> 00:23:44,810 'for the sake of clarity, that I am relatively well equipped... 335 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:48,259 'with 10 inches of solid man-meat. 336 00:23:53,966 --> 00:23:59,406 'Still, it has been a dry season as far as girls were concerned.' 337 00:24:11,854 --> 00:24:13,854 I'll get it. 338 00:24:16,462 --> 00:24:19,947 It's for you, Gib. Long distance. - Thanks. 339 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,198 I'm coming. 340 00:24:26,350 --> 00:24:28,350 Buddy, you getting any? 341 00:24:28,654 --> 00:24:32,746 I'm talking to you cordless. What are you doing for Christmas break? 342 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,736 I do. You're coming to California. 343 00:24:35,982 --> 00:24:37,130 What don't you know? 344 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:40,586 My roommate's got a convertible. We cruise to Palm Springs. 345 00:24:40,686 --> 00:24:42,570 I got exams after Christmas. 346 00:24:42,670 --> 00:24:46,762 We are talking SoCal, here. It's 80 degrees outside. 347 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,258 My roommate's got this beach house in Malibu. 348 00:24:49,358 --> 00:24:51,466 I can't afford the flight. 349 00:24:51,566 --> 00:24:54,021 Listen. Can you hear that? 350 00:24:54,606 --> 00:24:57,162 Hear that? Those are waves calling out to you. 351 00:24:57,262 --> 00:24:59,262 They're beckoning. 352 00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:03,690 'Come to California.' - It's too sunny out there. 353 00:25:03,790 --> 00:25:06,058 There's a certain someone I want you to meet. 354 00:25:06,158 --> 00:25:07,370 Forget it. 355 00:25:07,470 --> 00:25:09,674 She's a very special person. 356 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:11,946 I can't deal with striking out on both coasts. 357 00:25:12,046 --> 00:25:13,866 You're not gonna strike out. 358 00:25:13,966 --> 00:25:17,834 She was released from parochial school. She's in her experimental phase. 359 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:19,338 Will you forget it? 360 00:25:19,438 --> 00:25:22,753 She loves sex. - What does she look like? 361 00:25:23,118 --> 00:25:25,322 You remember that last snapshot I sent you? 362 00:25:25,422 --> 00:25:28,822 The blonde in the string bikini? Get it. 363 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:33,405 I can't right now. - That's an order, Private Gibson. 364 00:25:37,358 --> 00:25:39,358 Excuse me. 365 00:25:44,718 --> 00:25:46,718 That's new. 366 00:25:50,318 --> 00:25:51,850 Yeah. - You got it? 367 00:25:51,950 --> 00:25:54,058 Yeah. - Good. Now look at it. 368 00:25:54,158 --> 00:25:55,274 Fixate on it. 369 00:25:55,374 --> 00:25:58,058 Are you fixating on it? - I'm fixating. 370 00:25:58,158 --> 00:26:00,202 Are you sitting down? - Yes. 371 00:26:00,302 --> 00:26:02,302 She's a sure thing. 372 00:26:02,318 --> 00:26:04,318 A sure thing. 373 00:26:05,070 --> 00:26:08,426 I don't need to explain the deep significance of those words. 374 00:26:08,526 --> 00:26:11,114 I told her all about you, and she's dying to meet you. 375 00:26:11,214 --> 00:26:13,994 But you gotta drag your ass out here by the 22nd... 376 00:26:14,094 --> 00:26:16,746 ...because she's leaving the next day for a semester at sea. 377 00:26:16,846 --> 00:26:19,056 So, think you can make it? 378 00:26:22,798 --> 00:26:24,266 Are you Gib? - Yeah. 379 00:26:24,366 --> 00:26:25,994 Hi, welcome aboard. 380 00:26:26,094 --> 00:26:28,905 I'm Mary Ann Webster. - And I'm Gary Cooper. 381 00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:32,065 But not the Gary Cooper that's dead. 382 00:26:32,078 --> 00:26:34,078 Hop in. 383 00:26:39,758 --> 00:26:43,274 Alison, this is Gib. - And Gib, this is Alison. 384 00:26:43,374 --> 00:26:45,130 I knew I should've taken the bus. 385 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:48,330 What, and wind up sitting next to some sleazebag? 386 00:26:48,430 --> 00:26:50,122 Some sleazebag you don't know? 387 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:53,194 You two know each other. - We're old friends. 388 00:26:53,294 --> 00:26:56,170 We're not old friends. We're acquaintances. 389 00:26:56,270 --> 00:26:57,866 Very distant acquaintances. 390 00:26:57,966 --> 00:27:01,098 Kids, come on. Let's make this a fun trip, okay? 391 00:27:01,198 --> 00:27:04,042 You guys know any show tunes? - That's a great idea. 392 00:27:04,142 --> 00:27:07,754 When the moon is in the Seventh House 393 00:27:07,822 --> 00:27:11,237 And Jupiter aligns with Mars 394 00:27:11,310 --> 00:27:15,019 Then peace will guide the planets 395 00:27:15,085 --> 00:27:17,900 And love will steer the stars 396 00:27:17,965 --> 00:27:22,188 This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius 397 00:27:22,413 --> 00:27:25,992 The age of Aquarius! 398 00:27:27,886 --> 00:27:32,108 Button up your overcoat when the wind is free 399 00:27:32,174 --> 00:27:35,658 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 400 00:27:35,758 --> 00:27:36,938 Come on, everybody. 401 00:27:37,038 --> 00:27:41,544 Eat an apple every day, get to bed by 3:00 402 00:27:41,678 --> 00:27:44,682 Take good care of yourself you belong to me! 403 00:27:44,782 --> 00:27:45,866 Do the 'ooh-ooh's.' 404 00:27:45,966 --> 00:27:48,261 Be careful crossing streets 405 00:27:49,006 --> 00:27:51,006 Don't eat meats 406 00:27:51,886 --> 00:27:53,886 Cut out sweets 407 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:57,473 You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum 408 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:06,538 I never met anyone like you before. Usually, when I meet someone new... 409 00:28:06,638 --> 00:28:08,743 I feel awkward and shy. 410 00:28:09,038 --> 00:28:10,921 But with you it's different. 411 00:28:11,021 --> 00:28:13,146 I feel I can talk to you. 412 00:28:13,998 --> 00:28:18,601 You know what I'm thinking, without me having to explain it to you in fancy terms. 413 00:28:18,701 --> 00:28:22,781 We speak each other's unspoken language fluently. 414 00:28:23,630 --> 00:28:27,285 Before you go any further, let's be honest. 415 00:28:27,438 --> 00:28:29,860 You want it. I want it. 416 00:28:30,573 --> 00:28:34,921 You know I want it. You don't have to bullshit me to get it. 417 00:28:35,021 --> 00:28:39,101 And even if you do bullshit me, you still get it. 418 00:28:40,206 --> 00:28:44,074 Wear your flannel underwear when you climb a tree 419 00:28:44,174 --> 00:28:47,829 Take good care of yourself, you belong to me 420 00:28:48,461 --> 00:28:51,370 Honey, what's the matter? You're not singing. 421 00:28:51,470 --> 00:28:53,802 I'm not gonna sing if they're not gonna join in. 422 00:28:53,902 --> 00:28:58,407 Come on, honey-- - No, they're ruining it for everyone. 423 00:29:22,606 --> 00:29:24,874 What do you think you're doing? 424 00:29:24,974 --> 00:29:28,138 I'm going to bed. - Not with me, you're not. 425 00:29:28,238 --> 00:29:29,770 I'm not going to bed with you. 426 00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:33,578 I'm going to bed in a bed that you happen to be in, also. 427 00:29:33,678 --> 00:29:36,228 I won't try anything, I swear. 428 00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:38,334 Trust me. 429 00:29:39,022 --> 00:29:41,578 You are sleeping on the floor. I worked out a schedule. 430 00:29:41,678 --> 00:29:43,689 It's not my schedule. - It's both of ours. 431 00:29:43,789 --> 00:29:47,529 They never shut up. What does she see in him? 432 00:29:48,302 --> 00:29:50,682 It's a twisted relationship. 433 00:29:51,278 --> 00:29:54,253 You want to sleep in the bed? - I do. 434 00:29:54,382 --> 00:29:56,425 Fine, I'll sleep on the floor. 435 00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:59,242 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 436 00:29:59,342 --> 00:30:01,962 Do you intend to sleep in the bed? - I do. 437 00:30:02,062 --> 00:30:05,122 Then I intend to sleep on the floor. 438 00:30:09,453 --> 00:30:11,453 Good night. 439 00:30:55,982 --> 00:30:59,297 Great breakfast. - Protein, good for you. 440 00:31:01,901 --> 00:31:05,386 Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good. 441 00:31:06,062 --> 00:31:08,442 Cheese balls? - No, thank you. 442 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:24,825 You would think that was funny. 443 00:31:26,638 --> 00:31:30,153 As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical. 444 00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:34,163 I think it's a scream. An absolute laugh riot. 445 00:31:35,214 --> 00:31:38,185 What the hell's the matter with it? - It's stupid. 446 00:31:38,285 --> 00:31:39,849 Everything's stupid with you. 447 00:31:39,949 --> 00:31:43,241 All right. It is stupid. What's wrong with being stupid once in a while? 448 00:31:43,341 --> 00:31:46,058 Does everything you do always have to be sensible? 449 00:31:46,158 --> 00:31:47,785 Gary, they're at it again. 450 00:31:47,885 --> 00:31:50,954 Haven't you ever thrown water balloons off the roof? 451 00:31:51,054 --> 00:31:53,545 Didn't you ever sprinkle lvory Flakes on the floor... 452 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,530 ...because you wanted it to snow in July? 453 00:31:55,630 --> 00:31:59,946 Didn't you ever get really shitfaced, and make a complete fool out of yourself... 454 00:32:00,046 --> 00:32:02,793 ...and still have an excellent time? 455 00:32:02,893 --> 00:32:04,234 Gary, do something. 456 00:32:04,334 --> 00:32:07,466 Don't you feel great when you do something totally spontaneous? 457 00:32:07,566 --> 00:32:09,226 Something totally off the wall? 458 00:32:09,326 --> 00:32:12,641 Spontaneity has its time and its place. 459 00:32:13,230 --> 00:32:16,035 Alison, do you know what you are? 460 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:19,113 You're repressed. - I'm not repressed. 461 00:32:19,213 --> 00:32:20,842 You are. 462 00:32:20,942 --> 00:32:23,082 I can be as spontaneous as anyone. - Prove it. 463 00:32:23,182 --> 00:32:24,298 What do you want me to do? 464 00:32:24,398 --> 00:32:27,530 I don't have to prove anything to you. - You can't. You're repressed. 465 00:32:27,630 --> 00:32:29,546 You don't have to be stupid to be spontaneous. 466 00:32:29,646 --> 00:32:31,145 Repressed. - ls that spontaneous? 467 00:32:31,245 --> 00:32:33,353 Sticking your butt out of a car? - Repressed! 468 00:32:33,453 --> 00:32:34,921 Face it, you're repressed. 469 00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:36,202 You want spontaneity? 470 00:32:36,302 --> 00:32:38,378 I'll give you spontaneity! - Repressed! 471 00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,943 I'll give you.... Watch this! 472 00:32:41,101 --> 00:32:42,442 You guys! 473 00:32:42,542 --> 00:32:44,233 What in Sam Hill? 474 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:46,333 Twist and shout! 475 00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:49,101 Come to mama, boys! 476 00:32:49,165 --> 00:32:51,165 Oh, dang! 477 00:32:52,878 --> 00:32:54,878 I'm getting a hive. 478 00:32:57,294 --> 00:33:01,066 'lndecent exposure.' 'Driving so as to endanger.' 479 00:33:01,166 --> 00:33:04,906 'Driving with a load not properly tied down.' 480 00:33:09,966 --> 00:33:13,451 Here. - Thank you, Officer. I'm very sorry. 481 00:33:31,950 --> 00:33:34,568 What the hell are you doing? 482 00:33:36,621 --> 00:33:38,858 Lock the doors. - Let's be reasonable, Gary! 483 00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:42,025 You can't do this! You can't leave us here! 484 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:44,264 You can't. Gary, please! 485 00:33:44,334 --> 00:33:47,433 I'm pleading. - Lock the doors! 486 00:33:48,749 --> 00:33:51,531 I'll do anything! 487 00:33:51,598 --> 00:33:53,598 I'll sing show tunes! 488 00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,362 Feelings, nothing more than feelings 489 00:33:56,462 --> 00:33:58,842 Trying to forget my feelings 490 00:34:00,302 --> 00:34:03,237 Feelings of love! 491 00:34:19,117 --> 00:34:21,117 They'll be back. 492 00:34:25,741 --> 00:34:27,741 Just a little mad. 493 00:34:31,757 --> 00:34:35,881 There's a town up ahead. I saw a sign. We can hitch. 494 00:34:35,981 --> 00:34:37,981 Where you going? 495 00:34:41,357 --> 00:34:44,745 We're in the middle of nowhere, cold, there's no cars! You stay and hitch. 496 00:34:44,845 --> 00:34:49,775 You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles. - And don't follow me! 497 00:35:42,189 --> 00:35:44,314 Fried pork rinds, anyone? 498 00:35:59,438 --> 00:36:02,413 This doesn't change anything, okay? 499 00:36:02,637 --> 00:36:04,637 Suit yourself. 500 00:36:54,414 --> 00:36:58,058 You know, junk food really doesn't deserve the bad rap it gets. 501 00:36:58,158 --> 00:37:00,137 Take these fried pork rinds. 502 00:37:00,237 --> 00:37:03,369 This particular brand has one percent of the RDA... 503 00:37:03,469 --> 00:37:07,402 ...that's 'recommended daily allowance,' of riboflavin. 504 00:37:07,502 --> 00:37:09,674 You ever noticed there's three kinds of junk food? 505 00:37:09,774 --> 00:37:12,042 There's your starchy, fried, greasy type-- 506 00:37:12,142 --> 00:37:15,145 Listen, I appreciate the food. But I'm not in the mood... 507 00:37:15,245 --> 00:37:18,793 ...to listen to any more of your scientific observations. 508 00:37:18,893 --> 00:37:21,225 You didn't have to come over here and sit down. 509 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:23,325 You're right. I didn't. 510 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:40,670 Want a ride? 511 00:37:41,133 --> 00:37:44,234 I wouldn't take that ride, if I were you. 512 00:37:44,334 --> 00:37:46,334 You're not me. 513 00:37:50,253 --> 00:37:52,137 Hello! 514 00:37:52,237 --> 00:37:54,249 How far are you going? - Los Angeles. 515 00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:58,378 Los Angeles is a long way for a little girl like you to be going. 516 00:37:58,478 --> 00:38:04,683 This thing's like an old woman. You've got to kick her to get her in gear. 517 00:38:09,869 --> 00:38:12,905 I got up at 6:00 this morning, and I've been driving ever since. 518 00:38:13,005 --> 00:38:15,818 You're the first person I've talked to all day. 519 00:38:15,918 --> 00:38:17,353 Wish I could say that. 520 00:38:17,453 --> 00:38:21,545 I hope he gets a ride, but some people just don't know when to put a lid on it. 521 00:38:21,645 --> 00:38:25,705 A day like this, you get to thinking you're the only person on Earth. 522 00:38:25,805 --> 00:38:28,100 It gets lonely on the road. 523 00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:32,393 I know. I can't wait to get to California to see my boyfriend. 524 00:38:32,493 --> 00:38:35,875 I got my CB. But that's not real talk. 525 00:38:36,493 --> 00:38:39,113 It's not a real person, just a voice. - Let's see if l-- 526 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:42,313 You never get to know what they look like, or who they are. 527 00:38:42,413 --> 00:38:46,249 ...by Thursday night, or Friday morning at the latest. 528 00:38:46,349 --> 00:38:48,349 You look nice. 529 00:38:51,949 --> 00:38:54,074 Why are we stopping here? 530 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:57,374 What are we doing? 531 00:38:57,709 --> 00:39:00,004 It gets lonely on the road. 532 00:39:01,197 --> 00:39:03,946 Don't touch me! - Don't be scared. 533 00:39:04,749 --> 00:39:07,564 I wouldn't hurt you. - Don't! 534 00:39:11,277 --> 00:39:13,514 Thanks for the ride. I've been out here all day. 535 00:39:13,614 --> 00:39:15,273 Am I interrupting anything? 536 00:39:15,373 --> 00:39:17,706 Me and the wife are just having a little squabble. 537 00:39:17,806 --> 00:39:19,817 It's not easy getting rides, you know? 538 00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:22,281 Most people are afraid to pick up hitchhikers. 539 00:39:22,381 --> 00:39:24,361 You never know who you might pick up. 540 00:39:24,461 --> 00:39:27,529 I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball. 541 00:39:27,629 --> 00:39:31,146 I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho. You know what I mean? 542 00:39:31,246 --> 00:39:33,513 I mean, a guy who would rip your heart out... 543 00:39:33,613 --> 00:39:36,418 ...and eat it, just for pleasure! 544 00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:39,459 I'm talking about a total maniac! 545 00:39:39,661 --> 00:39:42,116 Do you know what I mean? 546 00:39:46,701 --> 00:39:48,701 Why aren't we moving? 547 00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:51,874 Don't you want to give me a ride? 548 00:39:52,685 --> 00:39:56,714 I'm only going about another mile. - Then what the hell did you pick me up for? 549 00:39:56,814 --> 00:39:59,273 You think I got nothing better to do with my life... 550 00:39:59,373 --> 00:40:03,017 ...than to sit here and to pass the time with you? 551 00:40:03,117 --> 00:40:05,117 Shitbrain! 552 00:40:09,005 --> 00:40:12,490 I don't think I want this ride after all. 553 00:40:12,782 --> 00:40:17,032 And I think I'll take your wife, if you don't mind. 554 00:40:22,189 --> 00:40:24,189 Shit. - The luggage! 555 00:40:28,109 --> 00:40:30,109 Gib, are you okay? 556 00:40:35,021 --> 00:40:37,769 Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride. 557 00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:42,629 That's because you know everything, right? - That's right. 558 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:46,473 Then you should also know that you make it virtually impossible... 559 00:40:46,573 --> 00:40:52,183 ...for anyone to be grateful for anything nice you might have done. 560 00:40:56,941 --> 00:40:58,601 I'm sorry, okay? 561 00:40:58,701 --> 00:41:00,701 Yeah. - You okay? 562 00:41:09,037 --> 00:41:12,607 Why did you get on the back of that truck? 563 00:41:12,781 --> 00:41:17,711 Because I'm the kind of guy that likes to live on the edge. 564 00:41:29,293 --> 00:41:31,945 I just want to get on that bus, and tilt the seat back... 565 00:41:32,045 --> 00:41:34,601 ...and fall asleep, and wake up in California. 566 00:41:34,701 --> 00:41:38,441 Check out those guys. Wonder what they majored in. 567 00:41:38,541 --> 00:41:40,541 Where to? - Los Angeles. 568 00:41:40,909 --> 00:41:42,949 That'll be $89.50. 569 00:41:43,469 --> 00:41:47,049 Bus number 33, now boarding outside. - Thank you. 570 00:41:47,149 --> 00:41:50,313 Where to? - Nowhere. Just browsing. 571 00:41:52,589 --> 00:41:55,689 Tell me, those guys over there? Do they sleep here all night? 572 00:41:55,789 --> 00:41:58,057 Come on, I want to get a good seat. 573 00:41:58,157 --> 00:42:00,157 Where to? 574 00:42:06,381 --> 00:42:08,381 Where's your ticket? 575 00:42:08,461 --> 00:42:10,537 I've been thinking it over. I'm gonna hitch. 576 00:42:10,637 --> 00:42:13,129 The way I see it, I'm not getting any younger. 577 00:42:13,229 --> 00:42:16,969 This could be my last chance to see the real America, really relate to the people. 578 00:42:17,069 --> 00:42:19,069 Loan me $1. 579 00:42:21,293 --> 00:42:23,049 Change a $5? 580 00:42:23,149 --> 00:42:25,097 How much money do you have? - That's $1. 581 00:42:25,197 --> 00:42:26,377 I got money. - That's $2. 582 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,477 How much? - Enough. 583 00:42:29,389 --> 00:42:31,942 Can you loan me $1.23? - Sure. 584 00:42:37,325 --> 00:42:39,369 How much do you got there? 585 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,469 $18.77. 586 00:42:42,733 --> 00:42:46,633 How did you expect to get to California on $18.77? 587 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:48,733 I'll get by. 588 00:42:50,221 --> 00:42:52,686 I have $20. You can have $50. 589 00:42:53,293 --> 00:42:56,137 I can't take that. - You can. Come on. 590 00:42:56,237 --> 00:42:59,977 You can pay me back after Christmas. Take it. 591 00:43:02,765 --> 00:43:06,793 I won't forget this. - You will. But I'll remind you. 592 00:43:06,893 --> 00:43:09,993 Last call for bus number 33, leaving for St. Louis... 593 00:43:10,093 --> 00:43:14,281 Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque, Tucson and Los Angeles. 594 00:43:14,381 --> 00:43:17,356 There's your bus. You better hurry. 595 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:25,001 Are you sure you'll be okay? 596 00:43:25,101 --> 00:43:29,266 Don't you worry about me. You go have a good trip. 597 00:43:33,613 --> 00:43:35,613 See you. - 'Bye. 598 00:44:22,925 --> 00:44:25,475 Back. Give Hercules some room. 599 00:44:28,621 --> 00:44:32,786 Hercules stands no chance against the sea monster. 600 00:44:32,909 --> 00:44:34,909 Anything good on? 601 00:44:35,693 --> 00:44:37,988 Your bus just left. - I know. 602 00:44:39,245 --> 00:44:40,841 Why weren't you on it? 603 00:44:40,941 --> 00:44:45,106 I'm the kind of gal who likes to live on the edge. 604 00:44:46,029 --> 00:44:47,881 We're gonna have to use a towel, here. 605 00:44:47,981 --> 00:44:50,984 This could get very messy, if you don't know what you're doing. 606 00:44:51,084 --> 00:44:53,289 This is called shotgunning beer. 607 00:44:53,389 --> 00:44:57,577 It's an ancient tribal custom. Originated in Southeast Asia, I believe. 608 00:44:57,677 --> 00:45:02,097 Take the beer. Poke a hole in it, as I will do now... 609 00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:08,498 ...using any household appliance. I'm using a pen. 610 00:45:09,677 --> 00:45:13,513 Make it just big enough to fit your mouth over it. 611 00:45:13,613 --> 00:45:17,257 Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift.... 612 00:45:17,357 --> 00:45:19,209 Now listen to me, it's very important. 613 00:45:19,309 --> 00:45:22,025 In one swift, deft motion, you're gonna take it... 614 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:25,129 ...pull it up, and then release the cork. Not the cork, this thing... 615 00:45:25,229 --> 00:45:28,169 ...and all the beer will slide down to your throat in two seconds. 616 00:45:28,269 --> 00:45:30,569 Now wait. Are you sure you're ready? - I'm ready. 617 00:45:30,669 --> 00:45:33,193 For all you kids watching, this is very dangerous. 618 00:45:33,293 --> 00:45:36,523 Let's not try this at home, all right? 619 00:45:36,716 --> 00:45:39,113 Sure you're ready? - I can't believe I'm doing this. 620 00:45:39,213 --> 00:45:42,188 It's good for you. - Mom, forgive me. 621 00:45:43,213 --> 00:45:45,213 Swallow, swallow! 622 00:45:45,517 --> 00:45:47,557 'Danger, Will Robinson!' 623 00:45:50,093 --> 00:45:52,553 Definite shotgun potential. - But it went up my nose. 624 00:45:52,653 --> 00:45:55,625 For a beginner, it's amazing what you just did. 625 00:45:55,725 --> 00:45:57,725 Really nice. 626 00:45:57,965 --> 00:45:59,965 Really? 627 00:46:05,133 --> 00:46:08,873 I just remembered, I got to check something. 628 00:46:31,757 --> 00:46:34,345 Listen, tonight I'll sleep on the floor. 629 00:46:34,445 --> 00:46:37,096 I don't think so. - I don't want any arguments from you. 630 00:46:37,196 --> 00:46:40,201 I mean, it's only fair. Last night, I slept on the bed-- 631 00:46:40,301 --> 00:46:44,520 Jason, I don't think so. It's gonna take me a bit longer than I anticipated. 632 00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,593 Today's the 19th. Better not expect me... 633 00:46:47,693 --> 00:46:51,263 ...till the 22nd or 23rd, at the earliest. 634 00:46:51,340 --> 00:46:53,550 Everything's fine. Really. 635 00:46:54,317 --> 00:46:56,317 I'll call you tomorrow. 636 00:46:56,525 --> 00:46:58,089 Promise. 637 00:46:58,189 --> 00:47:00,189 I miss you, Jason. 638 00:47:01,069 --> 00:47:05,829 I've got this great big bed, and no one to share it with. 639 00:47:10,605 --> 00:47:13,097 What are you doing? - I'm going for a walk. 640 00:47:13,197 --> 00:47:17,107 It's almost midnight. - It's too stuffy in here. 641 00:47:21,356 --> 00:47:23,356 I'm here. 642 00:47:45,964 --> 00:47:47,964 Are you 21? 643 00:47:53,325 --> 00:47:55,464 Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be? 644 00:47:55,564 --> 00:47:58,369 Double bourbon and a beer chaser. 645 00:48:24,460 --> 00:48:27,095 Come on, Giblet, one more time. 646 00:48:28,652 --> 00:48:31,117 I can't. Tomorrow, I promise. 647 00:48:31,596 --> 00:48:33,160 It was so good. 648 00:48:33,260 --> 00:48:36,150 It was so masterful. Relentless... 649 00:48:36,684 --> 00:48:38,953 ...but with a delicate touch. 650 00:48:39,053 --> 00:48:41,053 Confident. Creative. 651 00:48:41,548 --> 00:48:43,548 I was overwhelmed. 652 00:48:43,564 --> 00:48:45,224 You're a true artist. 653 00:48:45,324 --> 00:48:48,233 Just let me sleep awhile, regain my strength. 654 00:48:48,333 --> 00:48:51,209 Five minutes. A grace period, if you will. 655 00:48:51,309 --> 00:48:53,309 Please. 656 00:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,645 What the heck. 657 00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:58,333 Howdy. 658 00:48:58,764 --> 00:49:01,929 Mind if I sit here? - Sure, buddy, go ahead. 659 00:49:02,029 --> 00:49:04,029 Thank you kindly. 660 00:49:04,749 --> 00:49:07,979 Two beers. - And another double bourbon. 661 00:49:09,932 --> 00:49:14,280 I got one of them sweepstakes flyers in the mail today... 662 00:49:14,380 --> 00:49:19,480 ...and I can't figure if it's worth the effort to send it in. 663 00:49:19,788 --> 00:49:21,998 You think I should bother? 664 00:49:24,684 --> 00:49:26,684 Probably not. 665 00:49:28,492 --> 00:49:30,702 She says she's from Paris. 666 00:49:30,925 --> 00:49:32,925 I don't believe that. 667 00:49:33,261 --> 00:49:35,261 Paris women... 668 00:49:35,949 --> 00:49:38,761 ...don't give you a hard time, like they do here. 669 00:49:38,861 --> 00:49:42,308 To a Paris woman, sex is an art. 670 00:49:42,828 --> 00:49:45,718 I was in Paris once, with my wife. 671 00:49:47,565 --> 00:49:49,775 Boy, am I glad she's dead. 672 00:49:50,508 --> 00:49:52,508 One tequila eggnog. 673 00:49:53,005 --> 00:49:56,320 I had fried food again for lunch today. 674 00:49:56,749 --> 00:49:59,554 I know I shouldn't have had it... 675 00:49:59,820 --> 00:50:02,370 ...but I couldn't help myself. 676 00:50:03,213 --> 00:50:06,018 You think I lack self-discipline? 677 00:50:06,669 --> 00:50:09,481 What's wrong with me? I'm a good-looking guy. 678 00:50:09,581 --> 00:50:12,744 You are a good-looking guy. 679 00:50:13,485 --> 00:50:14,953 And I'm a good-looking guy. 680 00:50:15,053 --> 00:50:16,457 You are. - I am. 681 00:50:16,557 --> 00:50:19,177 We're all three good-looking guys. 682 00:50:19,277 --> 00:50:21,316 That's right. We are. 683 00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:25,545 And it's Christmastime, and I'm gonna buy you a drink. 684 00:50:25,645 --> 00:50:28,681 What are you drinking? - Something light. 685 00:50:28,781 --> 00:50:32,011 What, like a nice Chablis? - A spritzer. 686 00:50:32,492 --> 00:50:36,232 Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer. 687 00:50:36,236 --> 00:50:39,016 And you, cowboy guy, what do you want to drink? 688 00:50:39,116 --> 00:50:42,056 I'll have a beer. - Get cowboy guy a beer. 689 00:50:42,156 --> 00:50:44,745 It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me. 690 00:50:44,845 --> 00:50:46,845 They're on me. 691 00:50:51,469 --> 00:50:55,113 Chestnuts roasting on an open fire 692 00:50:56,237 --> 00:50:59,914 Jack Frost nipping at your nose 693 00:51:00,844 --> 00:51:05,351 Yuletide carols being sung by a choir... 694 00:51:05,548 --> 00:51:09,345 ...and folks dressed up like Eskimos 695 00:51:09,580 --> 00:51:11,849 Everybody knows... 696 00:51:11,916 --> 00:51:15,113 ...that turkey and some mistletoe 697 00:51:39,340 --> 00:51:41,340 Where've you been? 698 00:51:50,156 --> 00:51:52,156 This guy, Jason... 699 00:51:52,365 --> 00:51:56,615 ...may be a real brain and all, but can he do this? 700 00:52:26,157 --> 00:52:32,022 Don't worry, Mom, I'll take the garbage out in the morning, I promise. 701 00:52:37,068 --> 00:52:41,673 Chestnuts roasting on the fire 702 00:52:55,629 --> 00:52:56,808 Come on, let's go. 703 00:52:56,908 --> 00:53:00,136 Okay, do you have everything? - I have everything. You have everything. 704 00:53:00,236 --> 00:53:03,368 Sure? - We all have everything. Everything's fine. 705 00:53:03,468 --> 00:53:05,848 Let's go. - You can't rush me. 706 00:53:06,860 --> 00:53:09,865 She's checking under the thing. What is under there, I don't know. 707 00:53:09,965 --> 00:53:13,032 A bathroom. Again with the bathroom. - You can't rush me! 708 00:53:13,132 --> 00:53:16,072 We've got to travel by day. So let's go. 709 00:53:16,172 --> 00:53:18,921 Look at the time. We got to go. - We're all proceeding, here. 710 00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:21,256 Just check everything. - We got everything, here. 711 00:53:21,356 --> 00:53:23,363 We're out of here. 712 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,393 God, I'm starving. 713 00:53:36,493 --> 00:53:38,729 How does it feel? - Needs more bulk. 714 00:53:38,829 --> 00:53:40,776 We can't eat for 200 miles. 715 00:53:40,876 --> 00:53:42,440 What are you telling me, woman? 716 00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:46,409 I worked out a schedule. - Another schedule. Great. 717 00:53:46,509 --> 00:53:48,584 I computed exactly how much money we have... 718 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:51,913 ...how long it'll take us to get there, how many meals we have to have. 719 00:53:52,013 --> 00:53:54,472 It came out to one meal every 200 miles. 720 00:53:54,572 --> 00:53:56,520 After 700, though, we can have a snack. 721 00:53:56,620 --> 00:54:00,615 Good. Cheetos in Albuquerque. I can hardly wait. 722 00:54:01,804 --> 00:54:05,629 What do you think, nine months? - More like 15. 723 00:54:07,981 --> 00:54:10,106 Excellent. Very pregnant. 724 00:54:13,837 --> 00:54:16,642 What are you gonna name it? - What? 725 00:54:16,940 --> 00:54:18,632 The baby. 726 00:54:18,732 --> 00:54:20,732 The baby. 727 00:54:21,228 --> 00:54:23,781 If it's a girl, Cynthia. 728 00:54:24,588 --> 00:54:26,588 And if it's a boy... 729 00:54:27,404 --> 00:54:29,064 Elliot. 730 00:54:29,164 --> 00:54:30,888 Those are lovely names. 731 00:54:30,988 --> 00:54:34,473 Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot? 732 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:37,000 You can't name the kid Elliot. 733 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:39,880 Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. 734 00:54:39,980 --> 00:54:43,720 Not gonna name the kid Elliot. Got to give him a real name. 735 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:45,820 Give him a name. 736 00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:47,560 Like Nick. - Nick? 737 00:54:47,660 --> 00:54:51,272 Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy. 738 00:54:51,724 --> 00:54:54,984 Nick's the kind of guy you can trust, someone you can drink beer with. 739 00:54:55,084 --> 00:54:58,216 Kind of guy who doesn't mind if you puke in his car. 740 00:54:58,316 --> 00:55:00,316 God. - Vomit, I'm sorry. 741 00:55:06,348 --> 00:55:09,238 Thank you. - Merry Christmas to you. 742 00:55:13,357 --> 00:55:17,544 I'm gonna have a huge orange juice, three eggs, two sides of bacon... 743 00:55:17,644 --> 00:55:20,585 ...home fries, four pieces of toast, and then lunch! 744 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:23,400 You sure we can eat? I don't know if we've gone 200 miles. 745 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:25,576 I don't want to throw your schedule off. 746 00:55:25,676 --> 00:55:28,821 Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman. 747 00:55:34,637 --> 00:55:36,328 How could you lose your money? 748 00:55:36,428 --> 00:55:39,592 I put it in my schedule book. - How could you lose your schedule book? 749 00:55:39,692 --> 00:55:42,632 That's the most important thing in your life, that stupid book! 750 00:55:42,732 --> 00:55:48,767 You wouldn't even remember your name without it. This is just excellent! 751 00:56:11,916 --> 00:56:13,916 I'm starving. 752 00:56:25,388 --> 00:56:27,388 Thank you. 753 00:56:30,828 --> 00:56:32,828 I'm freezing to death. 754 00:56:37,004 --> 00:56:39,004 My feet are killing me. 755 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:46,984 I just swallowed my gum. 756 00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:50,377 Your incessant complaining isn't doing us any good. 757 00:56:50,477 --> 00:56:54,047 Can't you try and look on the bright side? 758 00:57:03,788 --> 00:57:05,788 Over there! 759 00:57:27,788 --> 00:57:31,103 Over there. There's a trailer, come on. 760 00:57:35,980 --> 00:57:39,329 It's locked! This is very good. 761 00:57:39,404 --> 00:57:42,760 It's important that this place should have an airtight security system... 762 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:44,936 ...in the middle of nowhere! 763 00:57:45,036 --> 00:57:47,671 Wait, I might have a nail file. 764 00:57:51,756 --> 00:57:53,756 I have a credit card. 765 00:57:57,132 --> 00:58:00,328 Credit cards work on a completely different kind of lock. 766 00:58:00,428 --> 00:58:03,560 I don't think you understand. I have a credit card. 767 00:58:03,660 --> 00:58:05,660 You have a credit card? 768 00:58:11,692 --> 00:58:17,727 My dad told me, specifically, I can only use it in case of an emergency. 769 00:58:18,060 --> 00:58:20,060 Maybe one will come up. 770 00:58:21,516 --> 00:58:23,912 Too bad this is the only place that takes credit cards. 771 00:58:24,012 --> 00:58:25,832 Real shame. 772 00:58:25,932 --> 00:58:28,142 Here, try some of my veal. 773 00:58:29,420 --> 00:58:32,264 Only if you try some of this salmon. 774 00:58:32,364 --> 00:58:34,632 I'm not a big fish guy, so you take it. 775 00:58:34,732 --> 00:58:37,064 I'm not gonna eat that, but you try the veal--... 776 00:58:37,164 --> 00:58:39,164 I'm not gonna-- - Try it. 777 00:58:41,452 --> 00:58:43,747 It's good? See, I told you. 778 00:58:45,292 --> 00:58:46,632 So, you were saying? 779 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:50,387 Anyway, my father.... He grew up on a farm. 780 00:58:50,764 --> 00:58:54,184 He always thought it was a real shame that we only saw the suburbs. 781 00:58:54,284 --> 00:58:59,129 He used to take us on great camping trips. Want more wine? 782 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:02,856 One night, I was sleeping in my pup tent with my younger brother. 783 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:05,896 I must have been, what, six or seven. 784 00:59:05,996 --> 00:59:09,992 I woke up in the middle of the night, and I had to get outside. 785 00:59:10,092 --> 00:59:14,512 I don't know why. I just really wanted to go outside. 786 00:59:14,828 --> 00:59:17,718 It was dark. I mean, totally dark. 787 00:59:17,868 --> 00:59:20,392 Not like in the city, or even in the suburbs. 788 00:59:20,492 --> 00:59:22,344 I'm talking absolute blackness. 789 00:59:22,444 --> 00:59:26,609 You couldn't see two inches in front of your face. 790 00:59:26,732 --> 00:59:29,608 But there's one thing you could see. 791 00:59:29,708 --> 00:59:32,003 Millions of things, really. 792 00:59:32,076 --> 00:59:34,116 You could see the stars. 793 00:59:35,020 --> 00:59:39,784 There were more stars out that night than I've ever seen since. 794 00:59:39,884 --> 00:59:42,121 Believe me, I've looked. 795 00:59:42,188 --> 00:59:45,768 I'm standing there, looking up at the sky, and I'm thinking... 796 00:59:45,868 --> 00:59:48,616 ...that each one of these dots of light is another world. 797 00:59:48,716 --> 00:59:52,200 I didn't know the difference between the stars and the planets, then. 798 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:55,944 But it made me feel really small. 799 00:59:59,276 --> 01:00:01,276 Lonely. 800 01:00:02,060 --> 01:00:04,100 Do you know what I mean? 801 01:00:06,252 --> 01:00:11,097 Then I thought, maybe on each one of these other worlds... 802 01:00:11,404 --> 01:00:14,088 ...there's a kid like me. Only, he's shaped like a sponge... 803 01:00:14,188 --> 01:00:17,352 ...or a pinball machine, or something. Whatever, but he's up there. 804 01:00:17,452 --> 01:00:22,280 Maybe he's on a camping trip, and he's looking up at the stars. 805 01:00:22,380 --> 01:00:25,676 I decided I want to meet this guy. 806 01:00:30,284 --> 01:00:34,120 A rose for the lady? - Would the lady care for a rose? 807 01:00:34,220 --> 01:00:37,960 Would the lady care to advance the gentleman the cost of a rose? 808 01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:41,120 Put it on the bill. That'd be great. 809 01:00:43,180 --> 01:00:45,180 For you. 810 01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:48,161 Thank you. - lt was nothing. 811 01:01:16,172 --> 01:01:18,984 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 812 01:01:19,084 --> 01:01:21,084 What? 813 01:01:21,292 --> 01:01:24,437 You don't have to sleep on the floor. 814 01:01:25,708 --> 01:01:27,708 Are you sure? 815 01:01:33,836 --> 01:01:36,386 I won't try anything, I swear. 816 01:01:36,811 --> 01:01:38,811 I trust you. 817 01:02:00,811 --> 01:02:02,811 Good night. 818 01:02:17,420 --> 01:02:19,420 How's your lawyer? 819 01:02:20,332 --> 01:02:21,992 My lawyer? 820 01:02:22,092 --> 01:02:24,727 What's his name? Jimmy, Jeremy. 821 01:02:25,996 --> 01:02:27,996 Jason. 822 01:02:29,356 --> 01:02:31,356 How is Jason, anyway? 823 01:02:33,420 --> 01:02:35,420 Jason's fine. 824 01:02:38,476 --> 01:02:44,086 I guess you really miss him. - I haven't seen him since last summer. 825 01:02:46,988 --> 01:02:48,988 What's he like? 826 01:02:51,724 --> 01:02:55,549 Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever. 827 01:02:55,724 --> 01:03:00,231 I know, but what is he like? I mean, what kind of beer does he drink? 828 01:03:00,331 --> 01:03:03,648 Is he funny? Does he make you laugh? 829 01:03:06,892 --> 01:03:12,162 He is everything a girl looks for in a guy. - He sounds perfect. 830 01:03:13,868 --> 01:03:16,103 We both want the same things out of life. 831 01:03:16,203 --> 01:03:19,240 We're both gonna be lawyers. Damn good ones. 832 01:03:19,340 --> 01:03:23,304 We might even open a practice together, up in Vermont. 833 01:03:23,404 --> 01:03:25,768 Somewhere in the country. - I get it. 834 01:03:25,868 --> 01:03:28,673 Jason is the real outdoorsy type. 835 01:03:29,420 --> 01:03:31,911 Clear, freshwater streams, fragrant meadows... 836 01:03:32,011 --> 01:03:35,272 ...biodegradable toilet paper, the works. 837 01:03:35,372 --> 01:03:38,183 It's just that we both like old farmhouses. 838 01:03:38,283 --> 01:03:41,671 We thought it'd be nice to find one and restore it ourselves. 839 01:03:41,771 --> 01:03:44,424 Jason thinks it would make a good investment. 840 01:03:44,524 --> 01:03:48,485 I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy. 841 01:03:49,451 --> 01:03:51,451 Kind of like this. 842 01:03:58,572 --> 01:04:02,057 And we're both crazy about basset hounds. 843 01:04:08,524 --> 01:04:11,924 I guess that sounds kind of tame to you. 844 01:04:14,732 --> 01:04:16,264 It sounds nice. 845 01:04:16,364 --> 01:04:18,364 Good night, Alison. 846 01:04:23,851 --> 01:04:25,851 Good night, Gib. 847 01:06:21,100 --> 01:06:24,415 I didn't try anything, I swear. - I know. 848 01:06:25,548 --> 01:06:28,551 You were on my side of the bed. - It's all right. 849 01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:31,040 Nothing happened. - I know. 850 01:06:38,155 --> 01:06:42,745 I'm just gonna go out on the veranda thing for a while. 851 01:07:30,124 --> 01:07:33,124 Where you headed? - Los Angeles. 852 01:07:33,739 --> 01:07:37,054 It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go! 853 01:07:39,659 --> 01:07:41,659 I got it. 854 01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:55,331 So what's in California? 855 01:07:56,171 --> 01:07:58,171 A girl. 856 01:07:58,347 --> 01:08:01,960 What's wrong with her? - She's got a boyfriend. 857 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:04,060 Too bad. 858 01:08:10,092 --> 01:08:12,164 What's she like? - Who? 859 01:08:13,547 --> 01:08:17,797 Your girlfriend. - I don't know. I've never met her. 860 01:08:18,636 --> 01:08:20,636 You never met her. 861 01:08:20,652 --> 01:08:25,667 You're going across the country to see a girl you never met. 862 01:08:26,091 --> 01:08:28,136 My best friend, Lance, set it up. 863 01:08:28,236 --> 01:08:30,119 Supposed to be a sure thing. 864 01:08:30,219 --> 01:08:32,219 A sure thing? 865 01:08:38,603 --> 01:08:42,632 A sure thing, no questions asked, no strings attached-- 866 01:08:42,732 --> 01:08:44,071 No guilt involved. 867 01:08:44,171 --> 01:08:46,171 A sure thing. 868 01:08:49,579 --> 01:08:52,979 My whole life, I never had a sure thing. 869 01:08:53,611 --> 01:08:57,800 Probably never meet her anyway. She's gonna be gone in 24 hours. 870 01:08:57,900 --> 01:09:02,915 You pay for the traffic tickets, I'll get you in the saddle. 871 01:09:42,860 --> 01:09:44,900 Thank you. - Thanks a lot. 872 01:09:46,027 --> 01:09:49,384 I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude of your impending good fortune. 873 01:09:49,484 --> 01:09:51,484 I do. 874 01:09:53,963 --> 01:09:56,343 Alison, where are you going? 875 01:10:02,060 --> 01:10:04,060 Wait up. 876 01:10:06,283 --> 01:10:08,283 What is it with you? 877 01:10:08,395 --> 01:10:11,655 You haven't said two words to me since Arizona. 878 01:10:11,755 --> 01:10:14,406 See you around. - That's it? 879 01:10:16,108 --> 01:10:18,536 'See you around'? - lsn't that what you want? 880 01:10:18,636 --> 01:10:23,566 No questions asked? No strings attached? No guilt involved? 881 01:10:24,587 --> 01:10:27,137 Have fun with your sure thing. 882 01:10:31,020 --> 01:10:33,995 I bought this for you. - I bought it! 883 01:10:36,203 --> 01:10:38,668 It's the thought that counts. 884 01:10:53,452 --> 01:10:55,452 Here we are. 885 01:10:57,771 --> 01:11:02,956 Here, let me take that from you. It's really great to see you. 886 01:11:08,523 --> 01:11:11,490 I cleared out this drawer for you. 887 01:11:13,899 --> 01:11:17,299 And you can use this half of the closet. 888 01:11:19,147 --> 01:11:23,142 I bought some of those hangers you like so much. 889 01:11:24,203 --> 01:11:26,887 We'll just put your bags up there after you've unpacked... 890 01:11:26,987 --> 01:11:29,282 ...get them out of the way. 891 01:11:30,379 --> 01:11:32,419 It's so good to see you. 892 01:11:40,043 --> 01:11:42,043 Look. 893 01:11:46,508 --> 01:11:48,508 Flannel sheets. 894 01:11:49,451 --> 01:11:54,041 You know, the longer you use them, the softer they get. 895 01:11:54,475 --> 01:11:56,839 By the time we find our farmhouse... 896 01:11:56,939 --> 01:12:01,104 ...my goodness, they'll be incredible, won't they? 897 01:12:03,051 --> 01:12:04,455 Are you all right? 898 01:12:04,555 --> 01:12:06,759 Yes. Great. 899 01:12:07,628 --> 01:12:11,239 I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip. - Tired. 900 01:12:11,339 --> 01:12:13,339 Those sheets are great. 901 01:12:15,947 --> 01:12:18,119 I know what you need. - What? 902 01:12:18,219 --> 01:12:20,219 A good hot mug of tea. 903 01:12:20,427 --> 01:12:24,071 Restores both body and spirit. Let's see what we have this week. 904 01:12:24,171 --> 01:12:27,486 Let's see, we've got some Darjeeling... 905 01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,191 English Breakfast. 906 01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:32,359 That's more of a studying tea, isn't it? 907 01:12:32,459 --> 01:12:36,647 Let's see, Lapsang Souchong, for those rainy mornings. 908 01:12:36,747 --> 01:12:38,344 Earl Grey. 909 01:12:38,444 --> 01:12:41,674 Remember that camping trip to Vermont? 910 01:12:43,756 --> 01:12:46,090 Of course. China Black. 911 01:12:46,763 --> 01:12:50,163 How about a good hot mug of China Black? 912 01:12:51,083 --> 01:12:53,083 Do you have any beer? 913 01:13:15,691 --> 01:13:17,691 Walter Gibson. 914 01:13:19,467 --> 01:13:21,592 Private Gibson, incoming! 915 01:13:25,515 --> 01:13:26,856 How are you doing, buddy? 916 01:13:26,956 --> 01:13:29,031 How are you? - Good to see you. Looking good. 917 01:13:29,131 --> 01:13:31,656 Looking good. Glad you made it. Welcome to California... 918 01:13:31,756 --> 01:13:35,496 ...home of the waves and the babes. I want you to meet some people. 919 01:13:35,596 --> 01:13:38,535 Guys, this is Gib, the guy I told you about. I said he'd make it. 920 01:13:38,635 --> 01:13:41,450 Hey, dude. - Nice to meet you. 921 01:13:41,515 --> 01:13:45,850 3,000 miles just to get laid? I really respect that. 922 01:13:46,475 --> 01:13:48,583 Tonight is the night, Gib, man. 923 01:13:48,683 --> 01:13:50,887 Merry Christmas. - I love you. 924 01:13:50,987 --> 01:13:52,487 I don't think she believes me. 925 01:13:52,587 --> 01:13:54,279 Why is that, man? - I don't know. 926 01:13:54,379 --> 01:13:57,767 You are gonna love California. You ever make it with an avocado? 927 01:13:57,867 --> 01:13:59,867 Party! 928 01:14:01,899 --> 01:14:03,207 Gin. 929 01:14:03,307 --> 01:14:06,197 Let's see, that makes 25 for me... 930 01:14:06,603 --> 01:14:08,603 ...plus... 931 01:14:12,619 --> 01:14:14,619 ...43... 932 01:14:14,987 --> 01:14:18,184 ...so, 25 plus 43 is.... 933 01:14:19,051 --> 01:14:21,051 Can I borrow that? 934 01:14:28,203 --> 01:14:30,203 Sorry. 935 01:14:30,891 --> 01:14:32,327 There you go. 936 01:14:32,427 --> 01:14:35,689 ...which makes the score 233 for me... 937 01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:40,322 ...and 8 for you. 938 01:14:50,731 --> 01:14:52,731 Charming. 939 01:14:53,611 --> 01:14:57,639 It sounds like someone's having a party. Let's go. It'll be fun. 940 01:14:57,739 --> 01:15:01,607 You know how we feel about parties. They're hot, loud and crowded. 941 01:15:01,707 --> 01:15:04,391 The only reason anyone goes to them is to pick someone up. 942 01:15:04,491 --> 01:15:07,381 Now, why would we want to do that? 943 01:15:07,947 --> 01:15:12,282 Let's go to Disneyland. - Disneyland is for children. 944 01:15:15,307 --> 01:15:19,812 Let's do something pointless, something totally crazy. 945 01:15:20,043 --> 01:15:22,848 All right. I tell you what. - What? 946 01:15:23,243 --> 01:15:28,683 I'll spot you 50 points. That'll add some excitement to the game. 947 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:39,463 I really don't want to wear this stuff. I really don't. 948 01:15:39,563 --> 01:15:42,151 What do you mean? You look fantastic. - Come with me. 949 01:15:42,251 --> 01:15:44,583 What's the first thing you'll do when you meet her? 950 01:15:44,683 --> 01:15:46,887 Shave my head and join a Polynesian monastery. 951 01:15:46,987 --> 01:15:49,479 What do you mean? - Tito. Isn't that nice? 952 01:15:49,579 --> 01:15:51,335 What are you doing? - Like that? 953 01:15:51,435 --> 01:15:53,319 What's going on? - I look like a moron. 954 01:15:53,419 --> 01:15:56,967 What do you mean, you look like a moron? Look at me. 955 01:15:57,067 --> 01:15:59,111 You don't like green? Is that it? 956 01:15:59,211 --> 01:16:01,927 I'll get you blue, or the red. - I don't want anyone. 957 01:16:02,027 --> 01:16:03,687 Come on. - Because I don't. 958 01:16:03,787 --> 01:16:07,751 What do you mean, because you don't? What is that? 959 01:16:07,851 --> 01:16:08,935 You know what? 960 01:16:09,035 --> 01:16:13,965 You happen to be developing a very bad attitude, young man. 961 01:16:15,851 --> 01:16:18,486 Don't move, because she's here. 962 01:16:19,851 --> 01:16:21,851 It's her. Look. 963 01:16:23,147 --> 01:16:27,822 Tonight is the first night of the rest of your sex life. 964 01:16:29,355 --> 01:16:32,391 You're gonna kill me. I don't think I can go through with this. 965 01:16:32,491 --> 01:16:35,175 I knew it. The breasts are too small? - Breasts are fine. 966 01:16:35,275 --> 01:16:36,903 Hi, how you doing? - How are you? 967 01:16:37,003 --> 01:16:40,148 This is a drink for you. - ls that him? 968 01:16:40,491 --> 01:16:42,563 Yeah. - He's cute. 969 01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:46,535 He's kind of going through a little climate adjustment. 970 01:16:46,635 --> 01:16:49,351 And so we're gonna be with you in just a minute. 971 01:16:49,451 --> 01:16:53,959 So why don't you just go over there and look for something, okay? 972 01:16:54,059 --> 01:16:57,714 All right. - I love you, babe. You look good. 973 01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:01,319 What's the problem? What's wrong with you? 974 01:17:01,419 --> 01:17:05,990 I don't know. I'm almost 19. Maybe I'm getting too old for this. 975 01:17:06,090 --> 01:17:08,199 What do you want? A goddamn relationship? 976 01:17:08,299 --> 01:17:10,424 I don't know what I want. 977 01:17:10,890 --> 01:17:13,607 Maybe it's a moral issue. - Moral issue? 978 01:17:13,707 --> 01:17:18,042 This is Lance you're talking to. You have no morals. 979 01:17:18,699 --> 01:17:22,983 You're just in a slump, that's all. It happens to the best of us. 980 01:17:23,083 --> 01:17:27,623 It could happen to me someday. I doubt it, but it could. You nervous? 981 01:17:27,723 --> 01:17:28,647 Get out! 982 01:17:28,747 --> 01:17:31,271 You're nervous, because you haven't done it in a while. 983 01:17:31,371 --> 01:17:35,111 It's like riding a bike. You just got to climb on and keep pedaling. 984 01:17:35,211 --> 01:17:38,101 And wear something white at night. 985 01:17:39,115 --> 01:17:41,607 You want a relationship? That's fine. 986 01:17:41,707 --> 01:17:45,991 Just remember that every relationship starts with a one-night stand. 987 01:17:46,091 --> 01:17:48,838 You came 3,000 miles for a reason, didn't you? 988 01:17:48,938 --> 01:17:51,488 Would you look at that reason? 989 01:17:53,482 --> 01:17:55,862 Go for it, you've earned it. 990 01:17:57,707 --> 01:18:00,231 Lance, you're right. - That's right. 991 01:18:00,331 --> 01:18:02,375 I'm not being unfaithful to anyone. 992 01:18:02,475 --> 01:18:05,191 Hell, I could use a torrid night of cheap, meaningless lust. 993 01:18:05,291 --> 01:18:08,181 That's right, buddy. There you go. 994 01:18:09,739 --> 01:18:11,739 Look at these people. 995 01:18:11,755 --> 01:18:15,665 They probably think they're having a good time. 996 01:18:28,619 --> 01:18:30,311 Let's dance. 997 01:18:30,411 --> 01:18:34,406 Since when do you like to dance? - Since tonight. 998 01:18:44,459 --> 01:18:46,459 That's a nice shirt. 999 01:18:49,707 --> 01:18:51,707 From Hawaii. 1000 01:18:58,027 --> 01:19:00,807 It's been a long time since I've held you like this. 1001 01:19:00,907 --> 01:19:02,907 I know. 1002 01:19:04,747 --> 01:19:08,317 Lance said you were very shy around girls. 1003 01:19:09,547 --> 01:19:12,947 Did he mention what a great dancer I am? 1004 01:19:22,859 --> 01:19:24,807 What else did Lance tell you about me? 1005 01:19:24,907 --> 01:19:27,014 He says you're a real gourmet. 1006 01:19:27,114 --> 01:19:29,324 And you're a virgin. - What? 1007 01:19:29,675 --> 01:19:31,970 He thinks you might be gay. 1008 01:19:34,219 --> 01:19:36,854 I didn't say it. Lance said it. 1009 01:19:39,147 --> 01:19:40,615 Excuse me, won't you? 1010 01:19:40,715 --> 01:19:45,645 I have to go kick the shit out of someone. Just one second. 1011 01:19:47,018 --> 01:19:50,150 You told her I was a virgin? - I exaggerated a little. 1012 01:19:50,250 --> 01:19:52,455 Girls like virgins. They find them a challenge. 1013 01:19:52,555 --> 01:19:56,635 You told her I was gay! - It's a bigger challenge. 1014 01:19:58,955 --> 01:20:01,351 Keep your shirt on, buddy, you're doing great. 1015 01:20:01,451 --> 01:20:06,183 Excuse me. I see a sweet young thing whose sarong needs adjusting. 1016 01:20:06,283 --> 01:20:08,283 Get out of my life. 1017 01:20:24,010 --> 01:20:26,630 Excuse me, I'd like to get some punch. 1018 01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:29,152 Please, allow me. 1019 01:20:29,675 --> 01:20:32,391 Thank you. - You're very welcome. 1020 01:20:37,483 --> 01:20:40,968 She's got lovely skin, and so much of it. 1021 01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:44,070 She happens to be an excellent judge in quality shirt wear. 1022 01:20:44,170 --> 01:20:47,315 She should try wearing one, sometime. 1023 01:20:51,531 --> 01:20:54,087 Would you like a cup for Justin? - Jason. 1024 01:20:54,187 --> 01:20:57,543 Whatever. He probably eats paste. - Justin's twice the man you'll ever be. 1025 01:20:57,643 --> 01:20:58,566 Jason. 1026 01:20:58,666 --> 01:21:02,321 He's loyal, he's trustworthy-- - Housebroken? 1027 01:21:03,818 --> 01:21:05,858 Do you know this person? 1028 01:21:06,571 --> 01:21:07,847 Not really. 1029 01:21:07,947 --> 01:21:11,177 Would you like a drink? - No, thank you. 1030 01:21:12,874 --> 01:21:14,874 Jason, let's go to bed. 1031 01:21:15,850 --> 01:21:18,247 Careful, she hogs all the blankets. 1032 01:21:18,347 --> 01:21:21,162 You snore. - Not tonight, I won't. 1033 01:21:21,643 --> 01:21:23,399 I'm sorry to have kept you waiting. 1034 01:21:23,499 --> 01:21:26,599 How would you like to go up to Lance's room for a drink? 1035 01:21:26,699 --> 01:21:28,199 All right. 1036 01:21:28,299 --> 01:21:30,299 Let's go. 1037 01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:33,595 Good night. 1038 01:21:37,674 --> 01:21:40,423 He doesn't even know that girl! - How do you know that guy? 1039 01:21:40,523 --> 01:21:42,118 It was all set up by his friend. 1040 01:21:42,218 --> 01:21:45,223 He thinks love is something you order on the phone, like a pizza! 1041 01:21:45,323 --> 01:21:48,390 How do you know he snores? - He thinks he knows all about stars. 1042 01:21:48,490 --> 01:21:50,887 He doesn't know Cassiopeia's the mother of Andromeda. 1043 01:21:50,987 --> 01:21:53,927 How's he know you hog the blankets? - The crap he eats... 1044 01:21:54,027 --> 01:21:55,910 ...cheese balls and beer for breakfast! 1045 01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:59,580 How do you know what he eats for breakfast? 1046 01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:07,803 Come on in. 1047 01:22:17,323 --> 01:22:19,323 Want to sit down? 1048 01:22:19,531 --> 01:22:22,055 Do you want me to? - Why don't you sit down? 1049 01:22:22,155 --> 01:22:24,155 All right. 1050 01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:29,452 Do you want a drink? - Sure. 1051 01:22:31,755 --> 01:22:33,755 Great. 1052 01:22:45,578 --> 01:22:47,578 Thanks. 1053 01:22:52,970 --> 01:22:54,970 That's strong. 1054 01:23:07,339 --> 01:23:10,399 Lance sure does drink a lot of beer. 1055 01:23:12,522 --> 01:23:14,522 A lot of it's imported. 1056 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:22,407 Are you all right? - I'm fine. Why, don't I look fine? 1057 01:23:22,507 --> 01:23:26,162 I don't know, it just seems like-- - I'm not. 1058 01:23:31,595 --> 01:23:34,119 ls it that girl at the punch bowl? - No. 1059 01:23:34,219 --> 01:23:39,149 It's nothing. Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl. 1060 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:42,528 Why didn't you tell me about him? 1061 01:23:43,211 --> 01:23:47,206 Because he's not worth mentioning. He's a creep. 1062 01:24:01,547 --> 01:24:04,352 You made love to him, didn't you? 1063 01:24:06,538 --> 01:24:08,423 Did you make love to him? - No. 1064 01:24:08,523 --> 01:24:10,978 Honest? - Honest. 1065 01:24:14,699 --> 01:24:16,699 Do you love him? 1066 01:24:36,427 --> 01:24:38,726 I have to go to the library. I'm really behind. 1067 01:24:38,826 --> 01:24:42,950 That's what I should've done. I didn't study all this week. 1068 01:24:43,050 --> 01:24:45,050 Me, neither. 1069 01:24:55,723 --> 01:24:57,723 Want some? 1070 01:24:59,147 --> 01:25:01,187 Good morning, everybody. 1071 01:25:01,258 --> 01:25:04,422 You're gonna have to talk to me sooner or later. 1072 01:25:04,522 --> 01:25:06,631 No, thank you. - All right. Here we go. 1073 01:25:06,731 --> 01:25:11,750 I've got a very pleasant surprise today. Comes from an unlikely source. 1074 01:25:11,850 --> 01:25:13,850 Walter Gibson. 1075 01:25:15,690 --> 01:25:18,070 It is called The Sure Thing. 1076 01:25:20,202 --> 01:25:23,111 ''lt could be tonight,' he thought... 1077 01:25:23,211 --> 01:25:26,054 'as he stood in the corner, pretending to have a good time. 1078 01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:28,449 'He would meet her tonight. 1079 01:25:28,459 --> 01:25:32,774 'All his young life, he had dreamed of a girl like this. 1080 01:25:32,874 --> 01:25:35,176 '5'6', silky hair... 1081 01:25:35,627 --> 01:25:37,627 'trim, nubile body....' 1082 01:25:38,602 --> 01:25:41,255 'Nubile,' by the way, is spelled with a 'u.' 1083 01:25:41,355 --> 01:25:44,550 '...nubile body that really knew how to move... 1084 01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:47,520 'and soft, deeply tanned skin. 1085 01:25:48,682 --> 01:25:52,198 'Now, as for personality traits, she needed only one. 1086 01:25:52,298 --> 01:25:55,613 'She had to love sex, and all the time. 1087 01:25:55,658 --> 01:26:00,135 'To arrive at this moment, he had traveled vast distances... 1088 01:26:00,235 --> 01:26:02,360 'enduring many hardships: 1089 01:26:02,730 --> 01:26:05,512 'abject poverty, starvation... 1090 01:26:06,155 --> 01:26:09,002 'show tunes, you name it. 1091 01:26:10,603 --> 01:26:14,768 'From across the room he saw her. She was perfect. 1092 01:26:14,922 --> 01:26:18,631 'He knew almost nothing about her, and she didn't know much more about him. 1093 01:26:18,731 --> 01:26:24,391 'lt was exactly how it was supposed to be. He brought her to his room. 1094 01:26:24,491 --> 01:26:28,231 'The lights were soft, the moment was right. 1095 01:26:29,547 --> 01:26:33,457 'Then she leaned over and whispered in his ear: 1096 01:26:34,058 --> 01:26:36,058 ''Do you love me?' 1097 01:26:37,514 --> 01:26:42,359 'Thoughts raced through his mind. Did she really want him? 1098 01:26:42,474 --> 01:26:46,662 'What had he done to deserve this bounty? Does God exist? 1099 01:26:46,762 --> 01:26:49,737 'Who invented liquid soap, and why? 1100 01:26:51,210 --> 01:26:54,865 ''Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes... 1101 01:26:55,627 --> 01:26:59,282 'he knew that she really needed to hear it. 1102 01:27:00,075 --> 01:27:06,022 'But for the first time in his life, he knew these were no longer just words. 1103 01:27:06,122 --> 01:27:09,538 'And if he said it, it would be a lie. 1104 01:27:11,274 --> 01:27:15,524 ''Do you love me?' she whispered. 'Do you love me?' 1105 01:27:15,818 --> 01:27:17,943 'lt would not be tonight. 1106 01:27:18,922 --> 01:27:20,929 'The answer was 'no.'' 1107 01:27:21,674 --> 01:27:23,674 He was a traitor! 1108 01:27:35,114 --> 01:27:37,324 You didn't sleep with her? 1109 01:27:37,867 --> 01:27:39,867 Still seeing Jason? 1110 01:27:40,587 --> 01:27:42,587 We broke up. 1111 01:27:43,019 --> 01:27:45,019 That's too bad. 1112 01:27:51,434 --> 01:27:53,644 You didn't sleep with her. 1113 01:27:54,922 --> 01:27:56,922 She wasn't my type.