1 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:40,853 Last Day of School May 28, 1976 - 1:05 P.M. 2 00:02:41,771 --> 00:02:44,607 I'm headed this way. 3 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,694 Later. - So what did we decide? - About what? 4 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:50,321 About tonight? 5 00:02:50,822 --> 00:02:54,033 I'll probably get hung up with the guys. 6 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:57,578 Why don't we just meet at the party? - Okay. 7 00:02:57,995 --> 00:03:01,499 Wouldn't want you waitin' around for me all night. - Alright. - Cool. 8 00:03:01,916 --> 00:03:03,126 See ya later. - Bye. 9 00:03:16,806 --> 00:03:17,932 Slater - san! 10 00:03:21,936 --> 00:03:25,773 How's it goin'? - Fixin' to be a lot better. 11 00:03:26,399 --> 00:03:30,611 What time is your party, man? - 9:30, man. 12 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:35,116 I'll be there, man. 13 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:37,118 See ya later, alligator. 14 00:03:37,535 --> 00:03:41,414 Wait! I gotta cruise by this afternoon on a little business, 15 00:03:41,914 --> 00:03:46,502 if you know what I'm talkin' about. - That. - It's what I'm talking about. 16 00:03:48,171 --> 00:03:50,548 I'm fuckin' wasted. 17 00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:58,514 Walkin' down the hall by myself, smokin' a "J" with 50 elves. 18 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:02,226 Later. - Woodward, Bernstein. 19 00:04:02,977 --> 00:04:07,773 That makes you Deep Throat! Is this a smoked or liquid lunch? 20 00:04:08,191 --> 00:04:09,692 Smoked, right? 21 00:04:10,109 --> 00:04:13,571 Are we gonna play poker tonight? - Count me out. 22 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:16,908 I'll probably be going to Pickford's party. 23 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:21,954 We should do that. We can play poker anytime. - Go to a party? 24 00:04:22,371 --> 00:04:24,206 Mike! Cynthia...? - Don't worry about it. 25 00:04:24,624 --> 00:04:28,878 I don't feel comfortable at those things. - Pick us up at 8. 26 00:04:29,295 --> 00:04:32,381 I guess we're going to the party. 27 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:37,803 I gotta tell you about this dream. - Oh yeah? 28 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:43,059 But you gotta promise not to tell anyone. Say "l promise." 29 00:04:43,643 --> 00:04:46,854 I promise not to tell anyone. - Thank you. 30 00:04:48,189 --> 00:04:52,109 Okay, there I am. And I'm gettin' it on 31 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:56,405 with this perfect female body, but... 32 00:04:58,157 --> 00:05:00,368 What? - I can't say. 33 00:05:01,077 --> 00:05:06,415 You can't build me up and not deliver! "Perfect female body." Not bad. 34 00:05:07,958 --> 00:05:09,877 But the head of Abraham Lincoln. 35 00:05:11,087 --> 00:05:14,173 I mean, the hat and the beard... 36 00:05:14,590 --> 00:05:17,968 Oh well, best not think too deeply. - Best not. 37 00:05:18,386 --> 00:05:22,765 I gotta get some stuff from Mr. Birchfield. See ya in a few minutes. 38 00:05:24,684 --> 00:05:27,561 "Gilligan's transistor radio." That was a good one! 39 00:05:29,522 --> 00:05:34,694 What about that one where that sexy surfer catches that huge wave! 40 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:37,029 You remember that? - Oh yeah. 41 00:05:37,446 --> 00:05:40,074 The mosquitoes! - Pink, let's go! 42 00:05:40,491 --> 00:05:41,951 Come on! 43 00:05:42,368 --> 00:05:48,124 I can't go until Miss Wilk gets here. So get Benny. - Alright. 44 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:53,295 What? - Coach gave me something for you. 45 00:05:56,715 --> 00:06:01,387 They're really doin' this? - He wants 'em all back today. 46 00:06:01,804 --> 00:06:06,267 Everybody's signing it? - Just to get him off our backs. 47 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:10,521 You sign it. Never think about it again! 48 00:06:10,938 --> 00:06:13,607 You're gonna make a big deal outta this, aren't you? 49 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:20,739 You're gettin' air from here. It's no good. You see this? 50 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:23,617 It's gotta be tight 51 00:06:24,034 --> 00:06:26,370 to get a good hit. 52 00:06:36,547 --> 00:06:41,427 I ain't believin' that about Bonham's 1 - hour drum solo. - 2 minutes. 53 00:06:41,844 --> 00:06:44,763 You couldn't handle that on acid. 54 00:06:52,479 --> 00:06:56,442 We're gonna go to the bathroom. Could you let Miss Wilks know? 55 00:06:57,610 --> 00:06:59,820 This is totally amazing! 56 00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:05,868 "l voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs or engage 57 00:07:06,285 --> 00:07:10,623 in any other illegal activity that may jeopardize the years of hard work 58 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:15,169 we have committed to a championship season in '76." - Bullshit! 59 00:07:15,586 --> 00:07:20,424 You guys are signing? - Apparently. - What next? Urine tests? 60 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:25,012 I didn't know drugs are such a problem they had resort to neo- McCarthyism! 61 00:07:25,429 --> 00:07:30,351 They're afraid we'll have a good time! - The "age- suppressing- youth thing". 62 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:34,230 "Neo- McCarthyism!" I like that! - That's good, Tony. 63 00:07:35,314 --> 00:07:40,069 You were in class trying to list all the "Gilligan's lsland" episodes! 64 00:07:41,320 --> 00:07:44,448 What're you talking about, girl? - You weren't thinking about it, huh? 65 00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:49,328 "Gilligan's lsland?" - It's what 's called a male pornographic fantasy. 66 00:07:49,745 --> 00:07:51,914 Oh my! - Think about it! 67 00:07:52,331 --> 00:07:55,834 You're alone on a deserted island with two readily available women: 68 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:58,671 one a seductive sex- goddess type, 69 00:07:59,088 --> 00:08:02,216 the other a healthy girl- next- door type with a nice butt. 70 00:08:02,633 --> 00:08:05,386 So guys have it all... the Madonna and the whore. 71 00:08:05,803 --> 00:08:09,014 Women get nothing. We get a geek, 72 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:13,102 an overweight, middle- aged guy, some nerdy scientific type. 73 00:08:14,186 --> 00:08:17,189 The professor is sexy. - Pink! 74 00:08:17,690 --> 00:08:22,569 Come on, man! - We're off to raise some hell. Look at that! 75 00:08:25,155 --> 00:08:26,573 Hey, you guys! 76 00:08:27,408 --> 00:08:31,870 Wait up! Benny, I have a favor to ask you. - What do you need? 77 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:35,958 Take it easy on my brother this summer. - Mitch Kramer? 78 00:08:36,375 --> 00:08:37,543 Yeah, Mitch Kramer. 79 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,838 I'm gonna give him a beating! 80 00:08:41,255 --> 00:08:46,635 Don't get him more than the others. He's kinda little. - You got our word. 81 00:08:47,052 --> 00:08:50,431 Little brother'll be okay. - Thanks. See you guys! 82 00:08:53,642 --> 00:08:55,185 These guys, I don't know... 83 00:08:56,437 --> 00:09:01,525 Just a little bullshit, right? - Major bullshit. He's a dead man! 84 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,152 Shotgun! 85 00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:11,160 Check it out. I been waitin' 3 years for this. Those junior high kids 86 00:09:11,577 --> 00:09:15,622 are dead meat. We're gonna beat 'em! 87 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:29,011 Okay, you freshman fucks, listen up! 88 00:09:29,428 --> 00:09:31,930 It's your lucky day. 89 00:09:32,347 --> 00:09:34,933 Usually you spend your freshman summer getting your asses busted 90 00:09:35,350 --> 00:09:39,062 and running for your lives. But this year, we feel sorry for you. 91 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,273 So we're gonna take it easy on you 92 00:09:41,690 --> 00:09:43,817 and save us all a lot of time. 93 00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:48,530 So if you meet here after school today, 94 00:09:49,031 --> 00:09:53,452 you'll only get one lick from each of us. But you run like cowards, 95 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:58,165 it's open season all summer. 96 00:09:58,582 --> 00:09:59,750 Oh yeah, Mitch Kramer! 97 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:01,919 Mitchy! 98 00:10:04,922 --> 00:10:09,760 We're lookin' for you, pal. Your ass'll be purple... 99 00:10:10,969 --> 00:10:12,638 Have a nice afternoon. 100 00:10:15,098 --> 00:10:19,519 You better get outta town. Spend the summer with your grandparents. 101 00:10:21,688 --> 00:10:24,858 You are gonna show up to our game tonight? 102 00:10:25,776 --> 00:10:30,364 I'm pitching. I kinda have to. - How should we inscribe your tombstone? 103 00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:35,077 How 'bout "Bent over"? - Right, piss- ant! 104 00:10:35,494 --> 00:10:39,331 Why aren't they after anybody else? - They are, man. Believe me. 105 00:10:39,748 --> 00:10:41,541 I know, man. 106 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:45,170 Come on, Mel, hop on. - Let's go! 107 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,306 Shit! 108 00:10:58,725 --> 00:11:00,102 Hey, Coach. 109 00:11:02,479 --> 00:11:03,522 So tell me, 110 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:08,652 any of you girls gonna be ready to play football this fall? - Don't know. 111 00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:14,616 I've been doing so good in English, I figured I'd be a writer. 112 00:11:15,784 --> 00:11:20,998 You wouldn't know how to write your name if it wasn't on your locker. 113 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:25,669 Don't go soft on me this summer, sitting around the pool all day, 114 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,088 chasing the muff around. 115 00:11:29,798 --> 00:11:33,510 Hell, man! My grandmother's quicker than you pansies! 116 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,887 'course she's 6'3", 250 117 00:11:36,346 --> 00:11:40,058 and runs a 4.5 40. - What's the matter, Floyd? 118 00:11:40,475 --> 00:11:45,272 Quarterbacks don't have to do what coaches say? You give him that pledge? 119 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,984 The pledge, did you give it to him? - Yeah, it's right here. 120 00:11:49,401 --> 00:11:54,573 If you could get that to us by the end of the day. You guys see that he does. 121 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:57,159 Alright, Coach. - See ya! 122 00:11:57,993 --> 00:11:59,244 Randy Floyd! 123 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:06,168 You need an attitude adjustment. Get your priorities straight! 124 00:12:06,585 --> 00:12:09,087 And watch out with that other crowd. 125 00:12:09,504 --> 00:12:11,757 Don't think I haven't noticed. Hey! 126 00:12:13,258 --> 00:12:14,551 I want that paper 127 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,847 on my desk before you leave here today, you hear me? 128 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:27,230 "Attitude adjustment!" 129 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:32,861 "Priorities!" - Runs with that bad crowd. Watch yourself. 130 00:12:33,361 --> 00:12:39,826 Well, I got Coach's and everybody's attitude- adjusted priorities here. 131 00:12:40,911 --> 00:12:42,787 Yeah, that's good. - Yeah. 132 00:12:45,624 --> 00:12:49,753 You hear O'Bannion flunked? - What a dumb shit! 133 00:12:54,132 --> 00:12:56,468 You all ready to bust some ass? 134 00:12:56,885 --> 00:13:01,640 What's up, Don, Benny, Melvin? Good to see ya. - See ya in half an hour. 135 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:08,980 We gotta take your truck. I'm low on gas. - My truck? 136 00:13:11,066 --> 00:13:13,818 What're you doing? Picking up trash? 137 00:13:14,236 --> 00:13:16,905 I was waiting for one of them idiot coaches to piss me off. 138 00:13:17,322 --> 00:13:22,202 You take the thing too personally. You gotta... shake it off. 139 00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:25,539 Ever thought why we play football? 140 00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:30,085 How many times you gotten laid because you're a football player? 141 00:13:32,295 --> 00:13:33,338 I don't know. 142 00:13:33,755 --> 00:13:35,715 A few, probably. - A few? 143 00:13:36,132 --> 00:13:40,762 I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something. 144 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:47,018 I gotta put in a final appearance... - Who you got going in there? 145 00:13:49,187 --> 00:13:50,313 Vicky. 146 00:13:50,730 --> 00:13:53,525 Come on, let's go get naked now! 147 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,778 Come on! - Mr. Dawson? 148 00:13:57,195 --> 00:14:02,200 Take it somewhere else. Mr. Floyd, are you gracing us with your presence? 149 00:14:03,326 --> 00:14:04,911 Might as well. 150 00:14:05,537 --> 00:14:06,579 Ginny? 151 00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:12,294 You and I could get together. It'll be illegal. I'll keep things quiet. 152 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:22,637 At the party there's gonna be a girl with knockers this big. - Bullshit! 153 00:14:23,054 --> 00:14:26,016 Promise. Two handfuls. - No way! - Hey! 154 00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:33,023 Pentico's got his brother's car. Let's go, man. Cool. 155 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,443 Go talk to him. - I'm not going alone. 156 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,990 Mr. Payne? Sir? 157 00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:48,663 Every second you let us out early would increase our chance of survival. 158 00:14:50,582 --> 00:14:53,543 Like our sergeant told us before one trip into the jungle: 159 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:55,670 "Men, 160 00:14:56,421 --> 00:15:00,884 50 of you are leaving on a mission. 25 ain't comin' back." 161 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:09,225 The '68 Democratic Convention 162 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,228 was probably the most bitchin' time in my life. 163 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:19,444 One more thing: This summer, with all the bicentennial 4th of July brouhaha, 164 00:15:19,861 --> 00:15:24,741 you're actually celebrating a bunch of slave- owning, aristocratic white males 165 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:28,119 who didn't want to pay their taxes. 166 00:17:05,008 --> 00:17:07,260 Jump in! Come on! 167 00:17:10,305 --> 00:17:14,809 Hurry up, Hirschfelder, or we're gonna leave your ass. - Let's go! 168 00:17:15,226 --> 00:17:17,061 Oh shit! 169 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,064 Ducks on the pond! - How're you doin', boys? 170 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:31,659 Wake up, bitch! Open! Open! 171 00:17:39,167 --> 00:17:40,293 Hey, open! 172 00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:49,343 What do you think? - Alright. Let's go. 173 00:17:49,761 --> 00:17:51,763 Hey, you! Come here. 174 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:55,308 You. 175 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,810 Who are you? 176 00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,856 Nobody. I mean, I wasn't in the truck. 177 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:04,525 Are you a freshman? - Yeah. 178 00:18:04,942 --> 00:18:08,571 Are you in or are you out? - ln. - Let's go. 179 00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:58,454 We really pissed 'em off. Just drop me off at my house. You still with me? 180 00:18:59,914 --> 00:19:00,957 My house! 181 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:04,961 They're slowing down. You get out and get 'em! 182 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,797 Good luck, man. Be there tonight! 183 00:19:17,431 --> 00:19:20,476 Nice try, freshman. 184 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,564 For being brave little kids, I'm only gonna give you 5 licks. 185 00:19:25,439 --> 00:19:27,692 Grab a pole and let's get going. 186 00:19:29,026 --> 00:19:30,778 I don't think so, creep! 187 00:19:31,195 --> 00:19:32,238 Mom! 188 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,407 Carl, get in the house. 189 00:19:34,824 --> 00:19:36,492 Get in the house! 190 00:19:37,994 --> 00:19:40,997 And you... Get the hell off my property. 191 00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:45,668 Sorry, ma'am. I was just escorting your fine son home from school. 192 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,671 There's some ruffians about and l... 193 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,883 Oh, Mitch and Carl, we'll be seeing each other again. 194 00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:04,937 I fuckin' saw that, you sack of shit! You two are dead! Fuckin' dead! 195 00:20:06,856 --> 00:20:09,025 Excuse me. Thank you. 196 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:14,613 Alright, you little freshman bitches! 197 00:20:15,156 --> 00:20:16,532 Air raid! 198 00:20:18,868 --> 00:20:20,745 That was pathetic! 199 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:26,751 Let's try it again. That means get up, you lazy bitches! Get up! 200 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,254 Air raid! 201 00:20:32,006 --> 00:20:36,177 That was horrible, you slut girls, you freshman sluts! Get up! 202 00:20:36,594 --> 00:20:37,678 Up! 203 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:41,015 Up! Up!... Air raid! 204 00:20:42,933 --> 00:20:47,688 The entire community seems to be supporting this, or turn their heads. 205 00:20:48,105 --> 00:20:51,525 They have permission to use the parking lot. No parents seem to mind. 206 00:20:51,942 --> 00:20:54,653 They're selling concessions. - I know. 207 00:20:55,404 --> 00:21:00,701 We seniors, we tried. We gave you a chance, but since you prick teasers 208 00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:02,912 can't follow instructions, 209 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:08,000 we're gonna have to try something else, won't we? Seniors? 210 00:21:08,709 --> 00:21:12,129 You love us. Smile! You love us! 211 00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,184 Suffer, sisters! 212 00:21:34,985 --> 00:21:37,780 Eat it! Open wide! 213 00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:46,497 Love it, girls! 214 00:21:51,085 --> 00:21:52,795 Welcome to high school, honey! 215 00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:06,892 Propose to Mr. Dawson. 216 00:22:09,311 --> 00:22:10,479 Will you marry me? 217 00:22:10,896 --> 00:22:13,148 Don't know. What's in it for me? 218 00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,735 Anything you want. - Anything? - Anything. 219 00:22:17,152 --> 00:22:18,863 Go like this. 220 00:22:20,155 --> 00:22:22,241 Do you spit or swallow? 221 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:25,452 Whatever you like. 222 00:22:25,870 --> 00:22:30,207 Whatever I like? I'd definitely marry you. - That's so degrading. 223 00:22:32,376 --> 00:22:34,336 You're an asshole. - Yes, I am. 224 00:22:34,795 --> 00:22:37,673 That's terrible, man. Horrible. 225 00:22:40,676 --> 00:22:46,557 I feel for you. I did it when I was a freshman, and you'll do it. 226 00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:51,729 Now fry like bacon, you little freshmen piggies! 227 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:57,776 Hi. - Propose to Tony. 228 00:22:58,193 --> 00:22:59,570 Oh, God. 229 00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:02,364 On your knees! 230 00:23:08,621 --> 00:23:09,830 Will you marry me? 231 00:23:10,247 --> 00:23:13,167 What am I supposed to say? - I don't know. 232 00:23:13,584 --> 00:23:16,920 What will you do for me? - Anything you want. 233 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:22,009 Imagine the possibilities. Seriously, you can stand up. 234 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:26,305 What's your name? - Sabrina. - I'm Tony, Anthony actually. 235 00:23:26,722 --> 00:23:28,015 Sorry. 236 00:23:28,515 --> 00:23:29,767 This is Mike. 237 00:23:30,184 --> 00:23:34,396 We're just discussing the utter stupidity of these initiation rituals, 238 00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:38,525 wondering why someone like you would subject yourself to it. 239 00:23:38,942 --> 00:23:43,822 What're we having? Social hour? I'm a bitch. Back to the pit. 240 00:23:45,741 --> 00:23:47,618 It's almost over. 241 00:23:48,035 --> 00:23:52,331 Am I mistaken, or was there a little thing going on with that vixen, stud? 242 00:23:52,748 --> 00:23:56,668 You know how it is... - Bet she's cute once you clean the shit off her. 243 00:23:57,127 --> 00:24:01,173 Okay, it's hot out here, and I'm sick of looking at you. 244 00:24:01,590 --> 00:24:05,219 So let's get outta here. What you lookin' at? 245 00:24:05,636 --> 00:24:10,474 Wipe that face off your head, bitch! Get in the truck. 246 00:24:12,684 --> 00:24:16,522 Maybe if you ever left the poker table. - What about you? 247 00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:20,150 The point is, that's why we're going out tonight. 248 00:24:20,567 --> 00:24:24,822 You might experience something more tangible than an Abe Lincoln dream. 249 00:24:26,156 --> 00:24:32,121 A hairline fracture! What did you do? - Benny was wearin' their asses out! 250 00:24:32,996 --> 00:24:36,166 Just givin' 'em a little beatin' they'll never forget. 251 00:24:36,834 --> 00:24:38,335 "Here's to you, Ma!" 252 00:24:39,837 --> 00:24:41,755 That's your fuckin' mother! 253 00:24:42,172 --> 00:24:46,677 Say man, fuck the coaches. Do it for us. - You pick this thing up? 254 00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:50,806 Yeah. - What're you doin'? - He ain't doin' shit. 255 00:24:52,141 --> 00:24:56,854 Any more details of my life you can let me in on, Ben? - Lots! 256 00:24:58,272 --> 00:25:00,107 O'Bannion, what're you doin'? 257 00:25:01,942 --> 00:25:06,989 You didn't hear, did you? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass. 258 00:25:07,406 --> 00:25:09,825 Seniors are the best! 259 00:25:39,062 --> 00:25:41,940 Hey, Mrs. Pickford. - You here to see Kevin? 260 00:25:42,357 --> 00:25:46,361 No, actually, we came to see you. - Bet you're glad school's out. 261 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:50,908 Got our report cards today. - How did you do? - Straight A's. - Both of you? 262 00:25:51,325 --> 00:25:56,371 Just kiddin'. - Big trip? - For the weekend. - Takin' Kev? 263 00:25:56,788 --> 00:25:59,958 No, he's staying here. - Oh, he is? 264 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:02,628 Go on in. He's up there somewhere. 265 00:26:09,885 --> 00:26:13,972 Let's get together sometime. - Yeah, that'd be fun. 266 00:26:14,389 --> 00:26:18,435 What do you do for fun? - Just hang out with the girls. 267 00:26:18,852 --> 00:26:23,523 Drive around. That kind of stuff. There's a big party tonight. 268 00:26:26,276 --> 00:26:29,029 Do you wanna come? - Yeah? Cool. 269 00:26:29,446 --> 00:26:34,409 You think it'd be all right? - Fine. - Great. Pick you up at 8:30. 270 00:26:34,826 --> 00:26:37,079 See you then. - Okay, bye. 271 00:26:50,592 --> 00:26:52,928 Sample of the goods. 272 00:26:54,554 --> 00:26:56,181 15 bucks. 273 00:26:59,476 --> 00:27:04,773 Can you spot me ten? I'll pay you like Tuesday. 274 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,239 Thank you. 275 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:16,910 Who is it? - Kevin, you need to come out. 276 00:27:17,327 --> 00:27:19,788 It reeks in here. 277 00:27:22,958 --> 00:27:26,711 Kevin, there's someone out here who needs to talk to you. 278 00:27:27,129 --> 00:27:29,881 What about? - Get the door, man! Here. 279 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:33,969 Slater, lose it! - Kevin, open the door. 280 00:27:37,556 --> 00:27:38,640 Dad, Mom. 281 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:43,145 What's up? - Did you order kegs of beer? - No. 282 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:46,273 There's a fella on a beer truck that says you did. 283 00:27:47,190 --> 00:27:49,109 Oh, really? Just a sec. 284 00:27:58,493 --> 00:28:00,453 That guy said I ordered a keg of beer? - Yeah. 285 00:28:00,871 --> 00:28:06,334 He said it's for the Pickford residence. - This address? - Yeah. 286 00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:10,755 Funny. Why don't I see what's going on? - Think you better. 287 00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,009 Be right back. 288 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,595 Know anything about a party here? 289 00:28:18,847 --> 00:28:20,182 No, sir. 290 00:28:28,356 --> 00:28:32,485 Hey, man. Aren't you a bit early? 291 00:28:34,404 --> 00:28:36,823 Yeah, about an hour and a half. 292 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:41,953 I got a little action happenin'... - So you got the wrong house. 293 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:51,463 Yeah, inconvenience for you... Wrong Mr. Pickford altogether! 294 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,549 These things happen. Don't worry about it... Ben. 295 00:28:59,596 --> 00:29:03,934 Were you going to have a party here? - Don't know what that was about. 296 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:07,646 Start unpacking. We're not goin' anywhere. 297 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:11,149 Fucker! 298 00:31:19,235 --> 00:31:20,820 Strike two! 299 00:31:21,821 --> 00:31:22,864 Time! 300 00:31:24,908 --> 00:31:27,869 Kramer, get this kid out, or we're gonna beat your ass! 301 00:31:28,286 --> 00:31:32,123 Let's go! - Beat you like a runnin' mule! 302 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:36,878 Hey, man, forget about those guys. Just get this last guy out. 303 00:31:37,295 --> 00:31:41,049 Easy for your ass to say! - There's nothin' you can do. 304 00:31:41,466 --> 00:31:43,301 How'd they know I was gonna be here? 305 00:31:43,718 --> 00:31:48,973 Quit stallin'! - Hope you got more than a jock strap under there! 306 00:31:49,390 --> 00:31:54,229 Because you're not gonna be able to sit, don't let it affect you. 307 00:31:54,646 --> 00:32:00,693 Leave through the gate in right field. That'll draw them out of here. 308 00:32:01,110 --> 00:32:03,696 They're gonna get you anyway. 309 00:32:05,323 --> 00:32:06,824 Yeah, get outta here. 310 00:32:08,034 --> 00:32:11,037 What're you lookin' at? Keep your head in the game! 311 00:32:28,596 --> 00:32:29,847 Strike three! 312 00:32:49,242 --> 00:32:50,827 Good game... 313 00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:04,716 Good game! - Way to go. 314 00:33:08,803 --> 00:33:10,388 Come on. 315 00:33:11,222 --> 00:33:12,265 Mitch! 316 00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:16,894 What happened to your buds? - Let's get this guy! 317 00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:28,072 How's your dad doing? - He's doing great. 318 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:35,204 This arm ready to throw 2,000 yards next fall? - We'll see. 319 00:33:35,788 --> 00:33:40,877 We're dependin' on you boys. Let me tell you what. You're lookin' good. 320 00:33:41,711 --> 00:33:46,799 13 starters comin' back, 22 lettermen. 321 00:33:47,216 --> 00:33:48,259 Yeah. 322 00:33:48,676 --> 00:33:52,847 You folks take care. - Good to see you, Randy. 323 00:35:09,257 --> 00:35:12,802 Oh God, you know that hurts! - What's goin' on here? 324 00:35:13,219 --> 00:35:16,764 Pink, you missed it! - Where are you headed to now? 325 00:35:17,181 --> 00:35:20,434 The Emporium. Gonna join us? - Yeah, see you up there. 326 00:35:21,894 --> 00:35:23,896 You sign my paddle later. 327 00:35:24,313 --> 00:35:29,485 Gotta get seconds with him. - You next, Pink. - Sure. 328 00:35:29,902 --> 00:35:31,779 You already got him. 329 00:35:32,196 --> 00:35:36,993 Fuck it. I'm gonna find your skinny partner Carl and his mom. 330 00:35:37,410 --> 00:35:42,623 I took it easy on you. You're not smilin' now, you sack of shit. 331 00:35:46,127 --> 00:35:50,006 Benny, Don! - Bummer about Pickford's party. 332 00:35:51,882 --> 00:35:55,594 His old man found out. Total rip- off. 333 00:36:01,475 --> 00:36:06,772 We got a few sixers. You with us? - Yeah, gotta go home and change. 334 00:36:07,189 --> 00:36:12,611 Catch up with you. - See you later. Kid, take care of that butt. Hold up! 335 00:36:17,867 --> 00:36:19,660 You need a ride? 336 00:36:20,077 --> 00:36:21,120 Yeah. 337 00:36:23,205 --> 00:36:25,541 I think they left me. 338 00:36:28,043 --> 00:36:29,545 Here you go. 339 00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:49,398 There's always one senior who has to be the bad ass. 340 00:36:50,232 --> 00:36:54,820 O'Bannion's gonna be the first senior to take that honor 2 years in a row. 341 00:36:55,654 --> 00:36:58,157 The guy's a dick, right? 342 00:36:59,700 --> 00:37:02,703 Yeah, he's kind of a joke. 343 00:37:03,537 --> 00:37:07,500 He's not a bad guy to have on your side. 344 00:37:09,376 --> 00:37:13,255 Did you get it bad when you were a freshman? - Shit, man! 345 00:37:14,715 --> 00:37:20,054 They waited for my ass after baseball. It was vicious. 346 00:37:21,722 --> 00:37:23,599 It's best to get a lot at once, 347 00:37:24,016 --> 00:37:28,687 'cause after 10 licks, your ass is so numb, it's best to get it over with. 348 00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,192 I had some pretty cool seniors. 349 00:37:33,609 --> 00:37:38,656 They'd take you out, bust the hell outta you and get you drunk. 350 00:37:46,789 --> 00:37:48,582 Thanks, man. - Take care. 351 00:37:53,337 --> 00:37:55,798 Since the party's not goin' on, 352 00:37:56,507 --> 00:38:02,137 me and the other guys'll end up ridin' around. Want us to pick you up? 353 00:38:02,805 --> 00:38:05,975 Think that's a good idea? - Yeah, sure, man. 354 00:38:06,392 --> 00:38:10,521 The guys who haven't got you yet will give you a few days to rest. 355 00:38:10,938 --> 00:38:15,442 It'd be pretty cool to show up and let 'em know it doesn't bother you. 356 00:38:16,068 --> 00:38:20,572 Yeah, okay. Cool. - See ya later? - Sure. Thanks for the ride. 357 00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:22,491 Hey, man. 358 00:38:22,908 --> 00:38:27,162 Put some ice on it. Won't be anything a few beers can't take care of. 359 00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:16,587 What did she say? I'm just interested. What did she call me? 360 00:39:17,004 --> 00:39:21,258 You hang out with her. You know it. They talk about us. Just tell us. 361 00:39:21,675 --> 00:39:27,598 Nothing. - Nothing? I know you're lying, you bitch! 362 00:39:28,015 --> 00:39:32,853 You're not gonna get mad. - I'm not. - I don't care what she thinks. 363 00:39:33,270 --> 00:39:37,191 She called you a bitch and you a slut. - She called me a slut? 364 00:39:37,608 --> 00:39:40,861 That bitch! - Everybody calls you a slut! 365 00:39:41,278 --> 00:39:45,491 That bitch! I'm gonna kick her ass. What a bitch! 366 00:39:45,908 --> 00:39:48,577 You said you weren't gonna get mad. - I'm not mad. 367 00:39:56,251 --> 00:39:59,922 Look, I got a confession to make. - What do you mean? 368 00:40:00,339 --> 00:40:06,178 Well, y'know I've been talking about going to law school, to help people? 369 00:40:06,595 --> 00:40:12,851 I was standing at the post office and everybody's looking pathetic. 370 00:40:13,268 --> 00:40:18,607 People got drool sorta... This guy's bending over. You could see the crack. 371 00:40:19,024 --> 00:40:23,654 And I realized that I don't want to do it. 372 00:40:24,071 --> 00:40:29,076 Sounds good but I don't like the people I was talking about helping. 373 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:34,331 I don't like people, period. You guys are okay, but I'm a misanthrope. 374 00:40:34,748 --> 00:40:38,335 You're not goin' to law school? What do you wanna do? 375 00:40:40,003 --> 00:40:41,547 I wanna dance! 376 00:40:47,594 --> 00:40:49,846 Alright, let's rock and roll. 377 00:40:52,516 --> 00:40:54,226 Hop in, man. 378 00:40:54,977 --> 00:40:56,687 Whose car? 379 00:40:57,104 --> 00:41:00,357 You know Wooderson? - How's it goin'? 380 00:41:01,233 --> 00:41:02,859 Pretty good. How's it goin' with you? 381 00:41:04,278 --> 00:41:07,281 Say man, you got a joint? 382 00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:11,243 No, not on me. 383 00:41:13,161 --> 00:41:15,956 It'd be a lot cooler if you did. 384 00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:31,138 You drivin' into Houston to get those Aerosmith tickets? - Damn right! 385 00:41:31,555 --> 00:41:34,349 Evenin', ladies. - Nice... 386 00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:38,353 Need me to pick up a couple? - Yeah, two. - Cool. 387 00:41:40,689 --> 00:41:46,611 You sure I'm okay in here? - If anyone starts messin' with you, play it cool. 388 00:42:20,937 --> 00:42:22,355 One to go. 389 00:42:22,856 --> 00:42:23,815 Prickford! 390 00:42:24,357 --> 00:42:27,527 "Would- a- been" happenin'! - Bummer about your party. 391 00:42:27,944 --> 00:42:31,615 What can I say? Delivery guy bricked. 392 00:42:32,032 --> 00:42:34,367 He said: "Keep your eye on the ball." 393 00:42:34,785 --> 00:42:39,790 How's it goin'? - What's goin' on? - Nothin'... nothin' at all. 394 00:42:40,248 --> 00:42:43,168 You know Mitch? - I just heard about you. 395 00:42:43,710 --> 00:42:46,588 What'd you hear? - Don't know. Are you okay? 396 00:42:51,134 --> 00:42:54,221 Guess I'll see you guys later. - Okay. 397 00:43:05,857 --> 00:43:09,694 What grade's she in? - Sophomore. 398 00:43:11,947 --> 00:43:13,782 We gotta hurry though. 399 00:43:14,407 --> 00:43:18,787 Check this out, man. - Donny, I got a big surprise for you. 400 00:43:19,204 --> 00:43:23,291 Come on, let me make this shot! Hold onto this! Tight! 401 00:43:31,716 --> 00:43:35,929 Gene! Nice tongue! Who painted 'em? - Mostly Michelle. 402 00:43:38,348 --> 00:43:40,475 I got an idea. - What? 403 00:43:41,142 --> 00:43:44,563 A beer bust later! - Pickford's got a dube about to burn. 404 00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:47,566 You with us? - Think about it. 405 00:43:49,276 --> 00:43:50,610 You cool, man? 406 00:43:52,737 --> 00:43:54,155 Like how? 407 00:44:01,997 --> 00:44:06,251 He was just askin' if you get high. - Like smoke pot? 408 00:44:07,711 --> 00:44:09,588 I never have before, but... 409 00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:21,224 Where you goin'? 410 00:44:28,523 --> 00:44:30,317 Hi... No. 411 00:44:30,734 --> 00:44:32,569 Crank it up! 412 00:44:59,471 --> 00:45:01,222 It's the chicks. Shavonne's still 413 00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:04,559 mad at me. Watch me get something going. Hey, what's goin' on? 414 00:45:04,976 --> 00:45:07,771 What're you up to? - A little weed... 415 00:45:08,229 --> 00:45:12,275 Maybe a beer bust later on. - Really? Cool! 416 00:45:12,692 --> 00:45:15,445 See you around. - Check you later. 417 00:45:17,739 --> 00:45:22,702 Slate, why're you such a dork? - What? - "Check you later!" 418 00:45:23,286 --> 00:45:26,081 Get off my case, man! 419 00:45:26,664 --> 00:45:30,377 Chicks don't wanna hear that shit. - They don't wanna hear anything! 420 00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:35,757 The girls in our classes are all prudes. Worthless little bitches. 421 00:45:36,174 --> 00:45:39,302 The girls ahead of us were wild. Our class is worthless. 422 00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:43,765 Maybe you've never got past the sniffin' - butt stage. 423 00:45:44,182 --> 00:45:47,268 It's quality, not quantity. 424 00:45:47,685 --> 00:45:53,316 Wait till I get to college. - All I'm gonna do is bang, bang... 425 00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:23,304 Hirschfelder, let's go. - Let's get outta here. 426 00:46:25,265 --> 00:46:27,016 Come on, man! 427 00:46:27,892 --> 00:46:29,227 It's time to leave! 428 00:46:29,853 --> 00:46:31,521 I'll be right back. 429 00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:46,119 You leave, you can't come back. - Aw, gee. You hear that? 430 00:46:46,536 --> 00:46:50,290 If we leave, we can't come back. - Oh no! 431 00:46:50,707 --> 00:46:52,542 What should we do? 432 00:46:54,919 --> 00:47:00,216 What the hell? I was gettin' there. I had my hand up her shirt. 433 00:47:01,217 --> 00:47:05,346 You were gettin' there? Hear that? He was getting there! 434 00:47:06,347 --> 00:47:10,268 You wouldn't know what to do, so don't worry about it. 435 00:47:10,685 --> 00:47:14,397 Just 'cause you're striking out! - That was our last junior high party. 436 00:47:14,814 --> 00:47:19,611 We're in the big time now, where all the girls will be puttin' out. 437 00:47:20,028 --> 00:47:24,198 Your days of pullin' tongue all night are over. - Yeah, right! 438 00:47:41,758 --> 00:47:46,846 You didn't know she stuffs her bra? - Those were socks! 439 00:47:47,263 --> 00:47:49,349 They looked real to me. 440 00:47:52,894 --> 00:47:55,104 Shit! - Scatter! 441 00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:19,879 Where you runnin' to? We ain't gonna hurt ya...much. 442 00:48:20,963 --> 00:48:24,967 Hold onto that fence and just squeal like a pig. 443 00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,514 You ready to switch hit? - Oh yeah. - I'm first. 444 00:48:39,357 --> 00:48:40,608 Bastards! 445 00:48:47,865 --> 00:48:49,325 Hey, you guys. 446 00:48:50,952 --> 00:48:52,954 Take it easy on the kid. 447 00:48:55,248 --> 00:48:56,374 Ladies... 448 00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:03,047 Who is that kid? 449 00:49:04,382 --> 00:49:08,553 Some kid we saw that shouldn't have been at the rec center. 450 00:49:09,554 --> 00:49:10,888 Can we have some of those beers? 451 00:49:11,305 --> 00:49:14,809 One of these? - Yeah. - Why? 452 00:49:15,226 --> 00:49:17,937 Just gimme a beer. - Get outta here! 453 00:49:18,813 --> 00:49:20,022 Catch! 454 00:49:20,815 --> 00:49:23,401 Tubbs, catch! Get outta here. 455 00:49:23,818 --> 00:49:26,863 What're you wastin' a beer on him for? - What? 456 00:49:28,197 --> 00:49:32,034 Son of a bitch. - Give 'em a beer. - This fuckin' sucks! 457 00:49:32,451 --> 00:49:36,247 Last fuckin' day of school. No fuckin' party... nothin'! 458 00:49:37,999 --> 00:49:40,126 Another fuckin' beer! - Shut up! 459 00:49:48,009 --> 00:49:52,305 Which one of your friends the beer this time? - Hey, fuck her. I did. 460 00:49:52,722 --> 00:49:53,931 Bite me! 461 00:49:54,348 --> 00:49:59,186 You wish, asshole! - Fuck you! - Why're guys such pigs? 462 00:50:00,396 --> 00:50:02,356 What? - Let's get outta here. 463 00:50:02,773 --> 00:50:04,442 We're outta here. 464 00:50:05,067 --> 00:50:07,737 Let me tell ya what Melba Toast is packin'. 465 00:50:08,154 --> 00:50:13,743 411 positrack out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbroc intakes, 466 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:19,248 11 to 1 pop- up pistons, Turbo- jet 390 horsepower... some fuckin' muscle! 467 00:50:19,665 --> 00:50:25,171 Man, you got this out of a comic book, I saw the ad next to the sea monkeys. 468 00:50:25,588 --> 00:50:31,010 See that? That's white lightning! See the shoes on that thing? 469 00:50:36,349 --> 00:50:37,683 Wow, such an expert. 470 00:50:38,184 --> 00:50:39,477 This is sad. 471 00:50:39,894 --> 00:50:42,438 Let's do something else. - Like what? 472 00:50:42,855 --> 00:50:47,568 I'm bored. - Let's split. - Where you wanna go? 473 00:50:47,985 --> 00:50:53,324 Pink, hear anything about a beer bust? - Talk to this man. 474 00:50:53,741 --> 00:50:56,202 Patience, darling. Patience. 475 00:50:58,412 --> 00:51:02,500 What're you doing here? - I was just about to ask you. 476 00:51:02,917 --> 00:51:04,710 Heard you got busted. - Yeah. 477 00:51:05,127 --> 00:51:08,255 Hirschfelder, too. - Really? - Yeah. 478 00:51:08,673 --> 00:51:10,925 Like how bad? - Bad. 479 00:51:12,009 --> 00:51:16,597 Was it O'Bannion? - Yeah. God, I hate that jerk! 480 00:51:17,014 --> 00:51:18,432 I know. 481 00:51:21,769 --> 00:51:23,771 What've you guys been doin'? 482 00:51:24,188 --> 00:51:27,191 Don't know. Drivin' around mostly. 483 00:51:27,733 --> 00:51:29,693 I didn't know Jodi was your sister. 484 00:51:31,237 --> 00:51:35,074 I hear my name over here? You talkin' about me? Hey, kiddo. 485 00:51:36,158 --> 00:51:38,411 Heard they got you pretty bad. 486 00:51:38,828 --> 00:51:42,123 I asked them to take it easy on you. 487 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:45,042 God, no wonder! 488 00:51:49,839 --> 00:51:54,301 Where'd they find Hirsch? - Walkin' outta the rec center... 489 00:52:13,612 --> 00:52:18,117 Face it. You couldn't get away. - Try and outrun those guys! 490 00:52:18,534 --> 00:52:22,830 I'm gonna laugh my ass off when it's your turn! 491 00:52:23,247 --> 00:52:26,542 Last year, they caught 10 freshmen at once. 492 00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:31,797 O'Bannion backed over some pizzas and made 'em eat it. - It's bullshit! 493 00:52:32,214 --> 00:52:37,428 Idiot flunks so he can be a dick 2 years in a row. Is that legal? 494 00:52:37,845 --> 00:52:39,430 Damn you, Carl! 495 00:52:45,811 --> 00:52:50,983 Okay, let me out. Slater, you fuckin' hippie! Gimme drugs! 496 00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,569 Get some from your mother! 497 00:52:53,986 --> 00:52:57,740 We just banged your mother! - Fuck you! 498 00:52:58,490 --> 00:53:03,078 Those guys! What's goin' on? Haven't seen you in so long. 499 00:53:03,495 --> 00:53:07,249 What's happenin'? - Long time, no see. 500 00:53:07,958 --> 00:53:10,586 What've you been up to? - Same old shit. 501 00:53:11,003 --> 00:53:15,758 Workin' for the city. - Workin' man? - Thinkin' about goin' back to school. 502 00:53:16,258 --> 00:53:18,761 Back to J.C.? - Yeah, man. 503 00:53:19,553 --> 00:53:21,889 That's where the girls are. 504 00:53:22,306 --> 00:53:27,645 I'd just as soon keep workin'. Keep a little change in my pocket. 505 00:53:28,062 --> 00:53:31,982 Rather than listenin' to some dipshit who doesn't know what he's sayin'. 506 00:53:32,399 --> 00:53:34,568 I know what you're talkin' about. 507 00:53:36,111 --> 00:53:38,906 So you're a freshman? - Yeah. 508 00:53:39,323 --> 00:53:42,701 How's this year's crop of freshman chicks lookin'? 509 00:53:43,118 --> 00:53:48,749 You're gonna end up in jail sometime really soon. - No, man. 510 00:53:49,625 --> 00:53:53,337 That's what I love about these high school girls: 511 00:53:54,046 --> 00:53:58,592 I get older, they stay the same age. - Yes, they do. 512 00:53:59,009 --> 00:54:00,427 Yes, they do. 513 00:54:00,844 --> 00:54:02,554 Wanna go for a spin? 514 00:54:03,180 --> 00:54:04,306 Shotgun! 515 00:54:06,475 --> 00:54:08,936 Woods. - I'm here, man. 516 00:54:09,478 --> 00:54:13,023 You gonna come along? - Yeah, why not? 517 00:54:14,316 --> 00:54:16,068 You boys have fun. 518 00:54:16,485 --> 00:54:22,658 I'm gonna give you shotgun, but only 'cause I'm goin' inside. 519 00:54:23,075 --> 00:54:25,452 Keep that in mind. 520 00:54:30,249 --> 00:54:33,335 Whose bowling ball is this? - It's yours. 521 00:54:33,752 --> 00:54:37,297 What's happenin'? Play a little foosball? - Yeah. - Alright. 522 00:55:04,741 --> 00:55:06,201 Pull over. 523 00:55:06,618 --> 00:55:09,079 Pull over to the trash can. 524 00:55:32,519 --> 00:55:33,979 Pull over there. 525 00:56:03,008 --> 00:56:05,719 Bowling ball. Throw the bowling ball. 526 00:56:06,637 --> 00:56:07,804 Think I should? 527 00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:10,182 Throw it! 528 00:56:10,849 --> 00:56:13,435 You're playin' with the big boys now. 529 00:56:13,852 --> 00:56:17,648 Faggot sissy- pussy freshman, throw it! - Heave it! 530 00:56:24,905 --> 00:56:28,742 Fuck 'em! - That bowling ball said "Oof!" 531 00:56:29,159 --> 00:56:31,078 to that windshield! 532 00:56:32,537 --> 00:56:35,290 You're nuts, Junior! 533 00:56:38,001 --> 00:56:40,712 We're outta beer. We gotta make a grab- 'n' - go stop. 534 00:56:41,129 --> 00:56:44,841 I don't have any money. - Who's got money? - I gave... - Where's yours? 535 00:56:45,258 --> 00:56:47,970 Doesn't matter. Head out that way. 536 00:56:52,933 --> 00:56:56,728 You gonna hoist it? - Yeah. I need the freshman as a lookout. 537 00:56:57,145 --> 00:57:01,608 I don't wanna get in trouble. Do you, Pink? - I don't know about this, Don. 538 00:57:06,697 --> 00:57:09,241 Be careful, Junior! 539 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:13,370 Sunflower seeds. - Zigzags. 540 00:57:13,787 --> 00:57:16,248 I'm not sure about this. 541 00:57:16,665 --> 00:57:20,210 I'm gonna pay for it. I'm just messin' around with 'em. 542 00:57:20,627 --> 00:57:21,670 Good. 543 00:57:38,437 --> 00:57:40,230 Run! Go! 544 00:57:46,528 --> 00:57:49,448 Don't try anything, or I'll shoot the shit outta you! 545 00:57:50,323 --> 00:57:53,326 Give the beer back, man. - I paid for the beer. 546 00:57:54,619 --> 00:57:56,872 You busted my mailbox. 547 00:57:58,206 --> 00:57:59,958 Look me in the eye, punk! 548 00:58:00,375 --> 00:58:04,421 Don't know what you're talking about, but... - You busted it! 549 00:58:08,967 --> 00:58:11,803 Tamperin' with mailboxes is a felony offense. 550 00:58:13,054 --> 00:58:18,602 I done called the police. You oughta get outta the car. 551 00:58:19,144 --> 00:58:20,604 Just go, man! 552 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:22,189 Nice and slow... 553 00:58:38,872 --> 00:58:41,041 Fairly uneventful, huh? 554 00:58:43,084 --> 00:58:47,756 Which one of you had the theory about how President Ford's football 555 00:58:48,173 --> 00:58:51,635 injury is affecting the economy? - Ford's on the Warren Commission. 556 00:58:52,052 --> 00:58:57,182 He's outta there this fall. We need alcohol. - That's a thought. 557 00:59:24,501 --> 00:59:29,047 Run out to the Centennial and pick me up a sixer of this stuff. 558 00:59:29,464 --> 00:59:31,508 Think you can do that? 559 00:59:33,510 --> 00:59:36,137 Thanks. - Good luck! 560 00:59:37,264 --> 00:59:40,725 If we're gonna drive around, we should just do somethin'. 561 00:59:41,142 --> 00:59:46,231 You're right, man. I'm gonna get drunk, maybe get laid 562 00:59:46,648 --> 00:59:50,652 or get in a fight. - We should be up for anything! 563 00:59:51,069 --> 00:59:54,572 We are, but what? Don't you ever feel 564 00:59:54,990 --> 00:59:58,827 like everything we do is just to service the future? 565 00:59:59,244 --> 01:00:02,205 It's like it's all preparation. 566 01:00:02,622 --> 01:00:04,082 But what for? 567 01:00:04,499 --> 01:00:06,710 Death. - Life of the party! 568 01:00:07,127 --> 01:00:10,088 It's true. - But y'know, that's valid. 569 01:00:10,505 --> 01:00:14,801 If we're all gonna die, shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? 570 01:00:15,218 --> 01:00:22,183 I'd like to quit thinking the present is some minor preamble. - Exactly. 571 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:27,230 Everybody in this car needs some good old visceral experience. 572 01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:31,276 Remember, eat a green thing every day. 573 01:00:31,693 --> 01:00:36,489 And lots of calcium. It's important for young mothers to have calcium. 574 01:00:36,906 --> 01:00:40,076 Here you are. - See you tomorrow. 575 01:00:40,493 --> 01:00:44,080 How are you this evening? - Pretty good. How's it goin'? 576 01:00:44,497 --> 01:00:46,791 A lot better when I get off. 577 01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:49,043 Yeah, I hear that. 578 01:00:53,173 --> 01:00:59,137 You're 18, right? - Oh, yeah. Just graduated. - Congratulations. 579 01:00:59,679 --> 01:01:01,723 Off to college in the fall? 580 01:01:02,140 --> 01:01:06,561 I'm still not sure. I'm workin' now. For the city. 581 01:01:07,061 --> 01:01:11,149 Thinkin' of holdin' on to the job for a while. It's money in my pocket. 582 01:01:11,566 --> 01:01:14,027 I hear that. Here's some more. 583 01:01:14,444 --> 01:01:17,280 Have a nice night. - Thanks. 584 01:01:17,697 --> 01:01:19,824 Take it easy. 585 01:01:26,122 --> 01:01:28,124 There you guys are! 586 01:01:28,541 --> 01:01:29,959 What's in the bag? 587 01:01:30,376 --> 01:01:32,921 Sixer. You owe me one, man! 588 01:01:33,338 --> 01:01:38,343 They busted Hirschfelder, too. - I heard. - You over at the Emporium? 589 01:01:39,844 --> 01:01:42,222 Is that bastard O'Bannion there? 590 01:01:42,639 --> 01:01:45,183 Yes. I hate that jerk. 591 01:01:47,810 --> 01:01:51,064 You guys wanna get him back? - Yeah. 592 01:01:59,906 --> 01:02:03,535 They really sold it to you? - Of course. - Cool! 593 01:02:08,957 --> 01:02:10,875 There ya go, buddy. 594 01:02:11,668 --> 01:02:13,378 Paycheck. - Oh yeah. 595 01:02:13,795 --> 01:02:15,463 Nice shooting. - Thanks. 596 01:02:18,091 --> 01:02:20,051 What we got here? 597 01:02:20,468 --> 01:02:24,973 I got your change. - Don't worry. A beer for my partner. 598 01:02:25,390 --> 01:02:27,225 Want a beer? - Yeah. - Alright. 599 01:02:27,642 --> 01:02:32,397 Guys, party at the moon tower. You and Benny pick up the first keg. 600 01:02:32,814 --> 01:02:37,735 I'm going to collect for the rest. Spread the word. At the moon tower! 601 01:02:38,903 --> 01:02:40,738 Good game, man. You too. 602 01:02:41,155 --> 01:02:46,536 Y'all an embarrassment to the sport. You should be proud I let you play. 603 01:02:46,953 --> 01:02:52,625 You are the worst pool player. Keep watching. You might learn something. 604 01:02:53,376 --> 01:02:58,381 You got so many balls on the table I have to get 'em outta the way! 605 01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:00,133 Corner pocket. 606 01:03:01,801 --> 01:03:03,928 God, you are terrible! 607 01:03:04,345 --> 01:03:09,892 Homo, I hope you're ready to taste the bitter humiliation of defeat. 608 01:03:12,312 --> 01:03:17,191 They're busting Carl Burnett out back. - What did you say? 609 01:03:17,608 --> 01:03:19,986 He's gettin' busted. 610 01:03:20,445 --> 01:03:23,322 Benny, they got Burnett out back. - Carl Burnett? 611 01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:28,745 Come on! - Let me finish this game. You hold him for me! 612 01:03:31,330 --> 01:03:36,794 Hey, man. That Julie chick loves you. Oh yeah. You want her? 613 01:03:37,211 --> 01:03:42,258 Play it cool. Can't let her know you like her. She'll dump you like that. 614 01:03:42,675 --> 01:03:47,096 If she asks you to ride with her, say, "Nah, got my own ride, 615 01:03:47,513 --> 01:03:51,517 but maybe I'll see you later." Sounds stupid but it works. 616 01:03:53,561 --> 01:03:58,316 We got another one. You wouldn't mind if I went first, would ya? 617 01:03:58,733 --> 01:04:03,696 Alright? It's a personal thing between me and this piece of shit. 618 01:04:04,405 --> 01:04:07,909 So... we meet again, huh? 619 01:04:08,326 --> 01:04:12,497 This motherfucker's mom pulled a shotgun on me this afternoon. 620 01:04:12,914 --> 01:04:14,207 Fuckin' bitch. 621 01:04:14,624 --> 01:04:19,003 Haven't had any licks yet? - No. 622 01:04:19,962 --> 01:04:25,593 Another cherry, boys. Get the fuck against the wall! 623 01:04:26,010 --> 01:04:30,223 You have to be the dumbest freshman cocksucker out tonight! 624 01:04:30,807 --> 01:04:35,603 You knew I was gonna find you! I dedicate this first lick 625 01:04:36,020 --> 01:04:37,647 to your mother. 626 01:04:38,147 --> 01:04:39,482 Fucker! 627 01:04:43,653 --> 01:04:44,695 Not yet. 628 01:04:45,863 --> 01:04:47,448 It's gettin' warmer. 629 01:04:47,865 --> 01:04:48,908 What the fuck? 630 01:04:53,454 --> 01:04:56,249 Remember me, you pig? 631 01:05:10,263 --> 01:05:11,847 Hurry, man! 632 01:05:12,265 --> 01:05:16,519 It was beautiful! You should've seen the look on that fuck's face! 633 01:05:21,899 --> 01:05:26,946 You let that little fuck get away! What's the matter with you? Pitiful! 634 01:05:28,447 --> 01:05:31,909 Fuck! Freshman shitheads! 635 01:05:32,326 --> 01:05:34,287 What the fuck are you lookin' at? 636 01:05:34,954 --> 01:05:36,872 Kick your fuckin' ass right now! 637 01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:39,750 Pussy! 638 01:05:45,881 --> 01:05:48,676 What're you smilin' at? Freshman faggot! 639 01:05:50,886 --> 01:05:52,179 Fuck you. 640 01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:55,599 Fuck all of you! 641 01:05:58,352 --> 01:05:59,979 Goddamn it! 642 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:28,466 I swore I'd never go to a Top Notch. And I am sorting through jalapeno 643 01:06:28,883 --> 01:06:32,011 burgers and soggy fries. Take 'em. 644 01:06:34,513 --> 01:06:35,639 Oh Christ! 645 01:06:36,932 --> 01:06:38,434 How ya doin'? 646 01:06:40,269 --> 01:06:41,312 Pretty good. 647 01:06:42,021 --> 01:06:46,400 Cool. Heard about the party being busted? - Oh yeah. 648 01:06:46,817 --> 01:06:52,531 Not to worry. There's a new fiesta in the making. At the moon tower. 649 01:06:52,948 --> 01:06:56,869 Full kegs, everybody's gonna be there. You oughta go. 650 01:06:57,620 --> 01:07:00,414 Okay. - We'll be there. 651 01:07:00,873 --> 01:07:02,333 So ya need a ride? 652 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:05,211 I got my own car. Thanks. 653 01:07:05,628 --> 01:07:10,966 Ditch the two geeks and get in with us, but that's all right. 654 01:07:11,884 --> 01:07:12,968 I'll see you there. 655 01:07:16,180 --> 01:07:19,850 I love those redheads, man. - I know you. 656 01:07:20,476 --> 01:07:23,020 We had geography together. 657 01:07:26,732 --> 01:07:30,444 Oh God! - What a dick. - That was so creepy! 658 01:07:30,861 --> 01:07:35,574 Why're you smilin'? - I thought he was cute. - Cute? 659 01:07:35,991 --> 01:07:41,372 When he graduated we were 3. Cynthia, what're you thinking? 660 01:07:42,957 --> 01:07:44,750 I don't know. 661 01:07:46,585 --> 01:07:49,755 We gonna still go? - Huh? - Yeah. 662 01:08:15,823 --> 01:08:21,453 You better have your wood screws. I'm gonna blow your doors off! - Fuck you! 663 01:09:36,028 --> 01:09:38,822 Someone's tokin' some reefer. 664 01:09:42,951 --> 01:09:47,289 Hey, man, slow down. What's up? - How's it going? - What'd you say? 665 01:09:47,873 --> 01:09:48,957 When? 666 01:09:49,833 --> 01:09:52,544 Just now, when you walked past. 667 01:09:53,003 --> 01:09:54,171 About what? 668 01:09:55,214 --> 01:09:57,800 You said, "Someone's tokin' some reefer '." 669 01:09:58,842 --> 01:10:01,762 It was just an observation. 670 01:10:02,179 --> 01:10:06,642 Oh, an observation? And who the hell are you? Isaac fuckin' Newton? 671 01:10:07,059 --> 01:10:09,812 I'm the one smokin' marijuana, fucker! 672 01:10:10,229 --> 01:10:13,690 You got a problem with that? - No. - Why'd you say that? 673 01:10:14,274 --> 01:10:17,069 Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash. 674 01:10:17,486 --> 01:10:21,740 So I'm blazin' with my friends, I'm a fuckin' pothead. What's it to you? 675 01:10:22,157 --> 01:10:26,036 Outta observations? Observe while I punch your teeth down your throat! 676 01:10:26,453 --> 01:10:30,916 Come on, dude. Relax. - I'll be watchin' you, Newton! 677 01:10:31,792 --> 01:10:35,963 I only came here to do 2 things: Kick ass and drink some beer. 678 01:10:36,463 --> 01:10:38,674 Looks like we're almost outta beer. 679 01:10:39,174 --> 01:10:41,343 You okay, man? 680 01:10:48,142 --> 01:10:50,018 Why's it called the moon tower? 681 01:10:50,811 --> 01:10:55,274 They put it up when they were buildin' the power plant. 682 01:10:55,691 --> 01:11:00,362 Actually, it's a good idea. You got a full moon out here every day. 683 01:11:01,363 --> 01:11:05,492 But nothing's ever been repaired. This whole place could fall down. 684 01:11:05,909 --> 01:11:08,745 So you better watch your step, Junior. 685 01:11:10,038 --> 01:11:14,376 This place used to be off - limits, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. 686 01:11:14,793 --> 01:11:18,297 He went right down the middle, smackin' his head on every beam. 687 01:11:18,714 --> 01:11:24,094 Doesn't hurt after the first couple. Autopsy said he had 1 beer. You? 688 01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:28,599 Four. - You're dead. You're so dead. 689 01:11:30,392 --> 01:11:34,062 Look at the bloodstains. - Shut up. 690 01:11:36,148 --> 01:11:40,944 I'm gonna get that guy. - What guy? - That asshole on the way in. Clint. 691 01:11:41,445 --> 01:11:46,450 That super dominant male greaser. - I wouldn't suggest that, Mike. 692 01:11:46,867 --> 01:11:51,747 I got it all planned. Most fights never get past a punch or two. 693 01:11:52,164 --> 01:11:55,917 An instinct not to upset the herd. I gotta get in one good punch, 694 01:11:56,335 --> 01:12:00,839 play defense and wait. - What? - What're you talking about? 695 01:12:01,256 --> 01:12:06,053 At first, I was relieved to get out, but now there's this humiliation 696 01:12:06,470 --> 01:12:10,557 that's gonna be with me forever. I'm not gonna let this 697 01:12:10,974 --> 01:12:15,395 contribute to me being an ineffectual nothing the rest of my life. 698 01:12:17,773 --> 01:12:22,069 Look at this fuckin' town! It's dead! 699 01:12:25,656 --> 01:12:29,493 Imagine how many people out there now are fuckin'! 700 01:12:32,663 --> 01:12:34,790 Just going at it. 701 01:12:41,088 --> 01:12:44,966 Remember me? - Sure. Sabrina, right? - Right. 702 01:12:45,384 --> 01:12:49,096 How ya doin'? - Let's go. - What brings you here? 703 01:12:49,513 --> 01:12:51,640 Just hanging out. 704 01:12:54,184 --> 01:12:56,645 You havin' fun? - Yeah. 705 01:12:58,563 --> 01:13:01,942 Does your offer still stand? 706 01:13:03,819 --> 01:13:07,864 What am I supposed to say? Anything you want. 707 01:13:16,623 --> 01:13:20,836 Why'd we even come here? I always feel out of place. 708 01:13:21,253 --> 01:13:24,089 You're tellin' me! I'm being stalked by a Nazi. 709 01:13:24,631 --> 01:13:26,383 That reefer I smell on you? 710 01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:31,638 Coach is right. You're runnin' with that bad crowd. Attitude adjustment! 711 01:13:32,055 --> 01:13:35,600 Am I the only athlete at this party, you two drunks? 712 01:13:36,017 --> 01:13:41,231 Coach is right. Those guys don't care if we win or lose. 713 01:13:42,149 --> 01:13:44,359 Check this out. Watch this. 714 01:13:45,485 --> 01:13:46,653 Watch me... 715 01:13:48,113 --> 01:13:51,032 Oh no, it's the cops! Look! 716 01:13:52,492 --> 01:13:53,577 It was so easy! 717 01:13:54,119 --> 01:13:57,455 Oh, shit. He needs another drink. 718 01:14:38,496 --> 01:14:40,290 Hey, Mitch! 719 01:14:41,791 --> 01:14:43,877 How's it goin'? - Wonderin' if you were around. 720 01:14:49,299 --> 01:14:54,137 Just wanted to talk. Are you quittin' football? 721 01:14:55,931 --> 01:15:00,310 Or you don't wanna sign the pledge? That's what it is. 722 01:15:01,770 --> 01:15:03,688 I don't know. 723 01:15:04,356 --> 01:15:07,359 Maybe I'm not into it anymore. 724 01:15:08,693 --> 01:15:11,112 "You're not into any of it"? 725 01:15:12,947 --> 01:15:16,993 The biggest mistake of your life. No one quits senior year. 726 01:15:17,410 --> 01:15:22,624 Especially if you're starting quarterback. We got a shot at state. 727 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,461 We'll kick some butt this year. 728 01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:30,340 It's what we've been working for all our lives. 729 01:15:30,757 --> 01:15:33,093 Me and you wanna be champions! 730 01:15:33,885 --> 01:15:34,928 All I'm sayin' is 731 01:15:35,929 --> 01:15:42,394 if I do play next year, it's gonna be on my terms, not theirs. 732 01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:49,818 Remember, Pink. It ain't just about you. It's about us: me, Donny, Mel. 733 01:15:50,235 --> 01:15:54,155 You'll be fuckin' us over! Or maybe you're just scared. 734 01:15:55,949 --> 01:15:58,159 Have a nice night. 735 01:16:29,190 --> 01:16:32,277 Watch them fly... 736 01:16:36,614 --> 01:16:38,700 ... away. 737 01:16:42,203 --> 01:16:44,831 You know what that song's about? 738 01:16:45,248 --> 01:16:46,916 It's about aliens. 739 01:16:48,459 --> 01:16:54,424 We're the aliens. We're the savages. - That song's about that? 740 01:16:54,841 --> 01:16:57,302 Yeah, that song's about that. - About aliens? 741 01:16:57,719 --> 01:17:03,600 Yeah! This country was founded by people who were into aliens. 742 01:17:04,017 --> 01:17:09,314 George Washington was in a cult that was into aliens. You didn't know? 743 01:17:09,731 --> 01:17:13,359 No... - They were way into that stuff! 744 01:17:13,776 --> 01:17:17,280 The every- other - decade theory: The 50s were boring, 745 01:17:17,697 --> 01:17:22,827 the 60s rocked, and the 70s obviously sucked. 746 01:17:23,995 --> 01:17:26,497 Maybe the 80s will be radical. 747 01:17:26,915 --> 01:17:30,501 We'll be in our 20s, and it can't get any worse. 748 01:17:48,645 --> 01:17:53,858 Wait a minute! Who put the keg in the woods? - I don't know. 749 01:17:54,275 --> 01:17:57,779 This is where they told me it would be. - Oh yeah? 750 01:17:58,237 --> 01:18:00,865 I don't think we need beer anyway. 751 01:18:03,618 --> 01:18:06,955 George toked weed. - Absolutely! Are you kiddin' me? 752 01:18:07,372 --> 01:18:12,794 He grew fields of that stuff. - Up in Mount Vernon. 753 01:18:13,211 --> 01:18:15,171 All over the country. 754 01:18:15,588 --> 01:18:20,301 He had people growin' it all over. The whole country was getting high. 755 01:18:20,718 --> 01:18:24,305 'cause he knew he was onto something. 756 01:18:24,722 --> 01:18:30,103 He knew it'd be a good cash crop for the southern states. So he grew it. 757 01:18:30,520 --> 01:18:36,317 Behind every good man, there's a woman. That was Martha Washington. 758 01:18:36,734 --> 01:18:41,864 She'd have a big bowl waiting for him when he'd come in. 759 01:18:42,281 --> 01:18:44,909 She was a hip, a hip lady, man. 760 01:19:00,925 --> 01:19:03,761 Wait. - What? - What're you doin'? 761 01:19:05,596 --> 01:19:08,182 Don't you have a girlfriend? 762 01:19:09,726 --> 01:19:12,687 What girlfriend? - What's her name? 763 01:19:13,104 --> 01:19:14,897 Simone? 764 01:19:21,112 --> 01:19:24,991 She was real cool, too. She'd harvest the crops. 765 01:19:25,408 --> 01:19:31,289 She'd put it in bushels and sell it to make ends meet. 766 01:19:31,706 --> 01:19:36,752 Ever look at a dollar bill? There's some spooky stuff going on. 767 01:19:37,170 --> 01:19:38,796 It's green, too! 768 01:19:39,505 --> 01:19:41,382 Later. - See you. 769 01:19:41,799 --> 01:19:46,471 What was that? - What were you doin'? - What you wish you were doin'. 770 01:19:46,888 --> 01:19:48,890 Look at your boy. - Look at your boy. 771 01:19:49,307 --> 01:19:50,349 Kramer! 772 01:19:51,893 --> 01:19:55,480 Yeah, you, freshman! Right here, buddy! 773 01:19:56,397 --> 01:19:59,192 He waves at us. - What is this wave shit? 774 01:19:59,817 --> 01:20:00,860 Over here. 775 01:20:01,569 --> 01:20:02,778 Now! 776 01:20:03,446 --> 01:20:04,489 Come on. 777 01:20:05,281 --> 01:20:08,868 Shit, I should go. - I guess you should. 778 01:20:09,285 --> 01:20:11,704 I'll be back. 779 01:20:12,997 --> 01:20:17,877 He's like Casanova. Amazing! - Look at that shit- eatin' grin. 780 01:20:18,294 --> 01:20:24,050 Not bad for a freshman, but watch out for them older girls. - Hey, 781 01:20:26,302 --> 01:20:32,099 we wanna know something: Gonna fuck that, or are you a wimp? 782 01:20:32,516 --> 01:20:35,311 How do you know I haven't already? 783 01:20:35,728 --> 01:20:39,482 Get outta here. It's past your bedtime! Run along! 784 01:20:41,651 --> 01:20:45,029 Go get a ride with her. Say we left. 785 01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:47,823 It will work. 786 01:20:48,282 --> 01:20:50,618 Kramer, show it to her! 787 01:21:00,962 --> 01:21:02,672 Air raid, freshman. 788 01:21:03,422 --> 01:21:04,465 What? 789 01:21:04,924 --> 01:21:06,676 Air raid, freshman. 790 01:21:07,093 --> 01:21:11,514 Darla... - This is between me and her. She better be 791 01:21:11,931 --> 01:21:13,516 on the ground in 5 seconds! 792 01:21:15,768 --> 01:21:19,021 She doesn't have to air raid, 'cause she's with me, okay. 793 01:21:21,399 --> 01:21:22,733 Air raid, or it's your ass! 794 01:21:23,150 --> 01:21:24,986 Don't do it, Sabrina. 795 01:21:25,486 --> 01:21:26,862 Oh, that's it. 796 01:21:27,780 --> 01:21:29,240 Miss Hot Stuff. 797 01:21:31,951 --> 01:21:36,163 I'm going to make the next year of your life a living hell. 798 01:21:43,129 --> 01:21:45,506 Lick me, all of you! 799 01:21:48,384 --> 01:21:49,635 Good for you. 800 01:21:51,345 --> 01:21:56,642 Don't air raid for that bitch. It's like that Clint fucker. 801 01:21:57,059 --> 01:21:59,061 Hey, motherfucker! - Alright, okay, Mike. 802 01:21:59,478 --> 01:22:01,439 Dominant male monkey motherfucker! 803 01:22:05,234 --> 01:22:09,822 Tara. - I never met a "Tara" before. You're my first. 804 01:22:15,786 --> 01:22:17,079 He did it. I can't believe it! 805 01:22:17,997 --> 01:22:20,958 I fuckin' knew I should've kicked your ass. Come on! 806 01:22:27,715 --> 01:22:31,051 You guys, that's Mike. - It's Clint. - That crazy bastard. 807 01:22:42,146 --> 01:22:44,523 You like this, motherfucker? 808 01:22:55,868 --> 01:22:58,787 You're fuckin' dead, faschist! 809 01:23:02,541 --> 01:23:03,959 You're dead! 810 01:23:34,365 --> 01:23:36,283 Hey, little brother. 811 01:23:37,576 --> 01:23:40,329 That a beer? - Yes, it is. 812 01:23:40,746 --> 01:23:45,125 You had more than one? - A few. Nobody's counting. 813 01:23:45,542 --> 01:23:47,711 Hey, how ya doin'? 814 01:23:48,837 --> 01:23:52,675 I should get used to you being at the same social functions as me. 815 01:23:53,092 --> 01:23:56,512 And hanging out with people I know. 816 01:23:56,929 --> 01:24:01,642 What time are you supposed to be home? - I don't know. Couple of hours ago. 817 01:24:02,935 --> 01:24:06,397 Bullshit! That's major bullshit. 818 01:24:06,814 --> 01:24:11,360 Mom barely let me outta the house when I was your age. 819 01:24:11,777 --> 01:24:16,740 Don't think she's not gonna be waiting up. I've been through it. 820 01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:22,663 And she's tough. - Just don't ask her to take it easy on me, please. 821 01:24:23,789 --> 01:24:27,501 What's that supposed to mean? Take it easy on him? 822 01:24:27,918 --> 01:24:31,213 Let's go smoke that joint. - He's in for a surprise. 823 01:24:50,691 --> 01:24:51,734 Alright! 824 01:24:54,528 --> 01:24:57,698 Thanks a lot, man. - No worries. Take care. 825 01:24:58,115 --> 01:25:01,035 I'll pick you up tomorrow at 4. - Okay. 826 01:25:02,661 --> 01:25:07,750 Aerosmith, 3 weeks, front- row seats. - Alright. I won't forget. 827 01:25:10,419 --> 01:25:14,631 Who's buying breakfast? - Not me. - I will, I guess. 828 01:25:15,048 --> 01:25:19,261 You comin' along? - Sure. - Night, John Boy, Ali. 829 01:25:21,555 --> 01:25:25,809 "Would- a- been!" - Pink, what's happenin'? 830 01:25:26,602 --> 01:25:30,898 Cynthia, man. I like it, man. - Red's a good color for you. 831 01:25:31,315 --> 01:25:32,483 My favorite color. 832 01:25:32,900 --> 01:25:37,070 Have you seen Jodi around? - She left your ass. - Really? 833 01:25:37,488 --> 01:25:40,240 Ya win some, ya lose some. 834 01:25:43,744 --> 01:25:48,165 Slater, you look good. - What's goin' on? - What's goin' on? 835 01:25:48,582 --> 01:25:51,835 Nothing. - What time is it? 836 01:25:52,753 --> 01:25:58,342 Let's go smoke a joint on the 50- yard line, to honor Coach Conrad! 837 01:25:59,343 --> 01:26:01,094 We're there. - Great idea. 838 01:26:02,012 --> 01:26:05,807 Man with the plan! - Wanna come with me? - Okay. 839 01:26:08,393 --> 01:26:12,439 Joint subcommittee meeting on the 50- yard line in 15. 840 01:26:12,856 --> 01:26:17,611 Don, y'all ride with me. Let's hit it! - This is cashed, man! 841 01:26:18,028 --> 01:26:23,325 Cashed! Ride with us, but in the back, 'cause I gotta shotgun you. 842 01:26:25,702 --> 01:26:28,288 Watch the leather. 843 01:26:34,294 --> 01:26:40,884 Don't you quit. You wanna hit him? - Jesus, you're wearin' Rebel gray. 844 01:26:41,301 --> 01:26:46,014 Now break down! Break down! 845 01:26:46,431 --> 01:26:51,728 You don't deserve to wear that Rebel gray! 846 01:26:52,145 --> 01:26:56,316 You won't hit him? "Only the strong survive!" 847 01:26:56,733 --> 01:26:59,736 That's it! Only the strong survive! 848 01:27:00,654 --> 01:27:03,573 Where's your pitch? Hit your goddamn pitch! 849 01:27:12,833 --> 01:27:15,585 My grandmother can hit harder! 850 01:27:16,003 --> 01:27:17,921 What the fuck, man? 851 01:27:18,338 --> 01:27:23,385 She's a 8'4", 652 - pound hairy- ass gorilla and runs a 40 in 10.2. 852 01:27:24,052 --> 01:27:28,098 She's gotten bigger. She was only 6'2", 195 in my day. 853 01:27:28,515 --> 01:27:32,311 Still drivin' that Mack truck, though. - Pink, you got my papers? 854 01:27:32,728 --> 01:27:34,396 In my glove compartment. 855 01:27:34,813 --> 01:27:39,484 I got 'em. Hit me on the slant. Gimme the keys to an inside. 856 01:27:40,402 --> 01:27:44,906 Marijuana on one. - Reefer on two. 857 01:27:58,587 --> 01:28:03,842 Looks pretty good, huh? - Yeah. - Could be a little more symmetrical. 858 01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:09,097 Does that hurt? Sorry. - It's a bruise. 859 01:28:10,057 --> 01:28:12,726 I don't know. Let me ask you something. 860 01:28:13,143 --> 01:28:18,023 I got some pretty good ones in there. You wouldn't say I got my ass kicked. 861 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:23,570 After a couple of years people won't remember if you won or lost. 862 01:28:23,987 --> 01:28:28,450 You're right, 'cause I read about a Jackson Pollock 863 01:28:28,867 --> 01:28:33,330 or Ernest Hemingway. You never read who won or lost a brawl. 864 01:28:33,747 --> 01:28:37,918 Thanks for the ride and breakfast. - No problem. 865 01:28:38,335 --> 01:28:43,757 Nice to pile on some pancakes and syrup after a night of beer. 866 01:28:58,271 --> 01:28:59,397 Good night. 867 01:29:18,416 --> 01:29:21,920 Hope you're not grounded or anything. - Thanks. 868 01:29:24,339 --> 01:29:30,345 "... not to indulge in drugs, alcohol sex, or any other illegal activity." 869 01:29:32,097 --> 01:29:34,849 Slater, babe. Found that in your glove compartment. 870 01:29:35,684 --> 01:29:38,728 You're the third person who's given me this. 871 01:29:39,771 --> 01:29:41,940 What you gonna do? 872 01:29:42,357 --> 01:29:45,277 I don't know. Probably end up signin'. 873 01:29:45,694 --> 01:29:48,613 It's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. 874 01:29:49,030 --> 01:29:53,577 If it ain't that, it's some other choice they're gonna make for you. 875 01:29:53,994 --> 01:29:58,707 You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do. Let me tell ya this: 876 01:29:59,124 --> 01:30:03,003 The older you get, the more rules they are gonna try to get you to follow. 877 01:30:03,420 --> 01:30:06,965 You just gotta keep livin', man. L - I - V - I - N! 878 01:30:09,092 --> 01:30:13,179 If you sign that, you should throw a little grass in the middle. 879 01:30:13,597 --> 01:30:18,476 Roll it up, sign the joint, man. Tell 'em! - That's what I'll do. 880 01:30:18,893 --> 01:30:24,691 Assholes. - A bunch of assholes, but we've had good times here, Pink. 881 01:30:25,108 --> 01:30:29,487 Yeah, I can't believe this. You act like you're so oppressed. 882 01:30:29,904 --> 01:30:34,326 You guys are kings of the school! You get away with whatever you want. 883 01:30:34,743 --> 01:30:39,080 If I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, 884 01:30:40,290 --> 01:30:42,125 remind me to kill myself. 885 01:30:42,542 --> 01:30:46,254 All I'm sayin' is I just wanna look back and say: 886 01:30:46,671 --> 01:30:50,717 I did it the best I could while stuck in this place, 887 01:30:51,134 --> 01:30:54,554 had as much fun as I could while stuck in this place, 888 01:30:54,971 --> 01:30:58,099 played as hard as I could while stuck in this place, 889 01:30:58,516 --> 01:31:03,063 dogged as many chicks as I could while stuck in this place. 890 01:31:04,022 --> 01:31:07,400 Right, Mr. Premature Ejaculation! 891 01:31:15,617 --> 01:31:16,868 That the cops? - What...? 892 01:31:18,369 --> 01:31:21,039 All of you! Get over here! 893 01:31:21,456 --> 01:31:26,377 Now! - Ditch that pot! Is it illegal to be on the football field? 894 01:31:30,965 --> 01:31:35,136 Come on, Slater. - What'd we do? - Got any Visine? 895 01:31:36,262 --> 01:31:38,640 I can't believe this. 896 01:31:39,307 --> 01:31:43,228 If it ain't Richard Wrath! How ya doin', Dick? 897 01:31:43,645 --> 01:31:47,398 Well, well, a couple of football players! 898 01:31:49,484 --> 01:31:53,071 Wonder what Coach is gonna think. Line up. 899 01:31:56,282 --> 01:32:00,870 Wooderson? - Slavey? - Reliving old glories on the football field? 900 01:32:02,705 --> 01:32:07,752 Get through! You shouldn't be mad that I got All- District and you didn't. 901 01:32:41,953 --> 01:32:44,122 Get your scrawny butts over here! 902 01:32:48,126 --> 01:32:49,252 Mornin', Coach! 903 01:32:51,212 --> 01:32:55,049 Why am I gettin' wake- up calls from the cops? 904 01:32:55,466 --> 01:33:00,096 They just left. - False alarm. - Come here, Randy. 905 01:33:03,099 --> 01:33:05,059 You been out with those losers? 906 01:33:05,476 --> 01:33:09,731 Hey, Coach Conrad, remember me? Second- period gym class? 907 01:33:11,524 --> 01:33:15,612 That's the kind of people I mean. Trouble means nothing to that bunch. 908 01:33:16,029 --> 01:33:17,697 You're the one with something to lose. 909 01:33:18,948 --> 01:33:23,369 You don't even know them. How can you talk that way? 910 01:33:23,786 --> 01:33:28,708 I'm willing to wipe the slate clean and forget. I want you to get 911 01:33:29,125 --> 01:33:32,253 your priorities straightened out, quit hangin' out with hoodlums, 912 01:33:32,670 --> 01:33:36,174 and sign your commitment to your team. Have you done that yet? 913 01:33:37,133 --> 01:33:41,679 I'm still thinkin'. - No one's paying you to think about it. Just do it! 914 01:33:43,431 --> 01:33:45,600 You know, Coach? 915 01:33:46,351 --> 01:33:51,564 I gotta get goin'. Me and my loser friends gotta get Aerosmith tickets. 916 01:33:51,981 --> 01:33:53,566 Top priority of the summer. 917 01:33:57,737 --> 01:34:01,324 Oh, Coach, I forgot. 918 01:34:04,243 --> 01:34:08,790 I might play ball, but I will never sign that! 919 01:34:20,093 --> 01:34:21,260 Let's rock and roll! 920 01:34:22,053 --> 01:34:24,806 Alright, man. Livin'. 921 01:34:25,598 --> 01:34:31,979 I'm gettin' my third wind. You gonna come? - Shotgun! 922 01:34:34,190 --> 01:34:37,193 You guys not goin'? - Can I use your keys? 923 01:34:37,944 --> 01:34:40,947 Time to boogie on outta here. - Hey. 924 01:34:41,364 --> 01:34:43,324 So that's that? 925 01:34:50,206 --> 01:34:52,166 I never get shotgun! 926 01:35:08,599 --> 01:35:10,017 Hi, Mom. 927 01:35:10,434 --> 01:35:16,190 This is your one "get- outta- jail- free" card. 928 01:35:16,607 --> 01:35:19,777 Hope you enjoyed it. - No. 929 01:35:20,194 --> 01:35:25,324 Your sister told me everything, so I've decide to make this deal. 930 01:35:25,741 --> 01:35:29,161 I'm gonna be open- minded this time. 931 01:35:29,579 --> 01:35:34,709 Next time you come in at sunrise, we've got problems. 932 01:35:42,592 --> 01:35:46,387 And who is this older girl who gave you a ride? 933 01:35:46,929 --> 01:35:48,556 She's just like... 934 01:35:49,557 --> 01:35:50,975 Have you been drinking? 935 01:35:51,934 --> 01:35:53,019 No! 936 01:35:53,811 --> 01:35:54,854 Are you drunk?