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<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

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<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

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<i>Yeah, I want to be in that number</i>

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<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

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Gentlemen, I now declare this meeting...

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of the Loyal Order of
Dinosaurs adjourned.

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Motion seconded.

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- All in favor, say "aye."
- Aye!

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- Good meeting tonight, Barney?
- Yeah, Fred.

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We're all set for our annual
benefit show next week.

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Yeah. There's one thing
that bothers me, Barney.

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What's that, Fred?

13
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- We're all supposed
to do a solo act, right?

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- Right.
- And every year I get up and sing, right?

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If you wanna call it that.

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This year I'd like to
do something different.

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Your singing is different, Fred.

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Funny. Very funny.

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And what are you gonna do, funnyman?

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- Crack jokes?
- No, but I'll think of something.

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I don't get it.

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A no-talent guy like you
isn't worried, and I am.

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I got something up my sleeve.

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The only thing you got up
your sleeve is your arm.

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You're sore because I have
an idea and you haven't.

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Oh, yeah? I'll figure out an
act that's better than yours.

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Could be, Fred, could be. Good night.

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"Could be, Fred, could be."

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I don't know why I stay
friends with that guy.

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Come on, Fred. You've been brooding
about that show for two days now.

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Why don't you just sing a
song and let it go at that?

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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Fellas will probably be
disappointed if I don't.

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After all, Wilma, you know
I used to sing with a band...

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- before I married you.
- Before I married you.

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Yes, I know, Fred. You've
told me a thousand times...

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that you sang with the Rockville
Center high school band 20 years ago.

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I can still hit the
old high notes. Listen.

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<i>Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do</i>

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Fred, stop it!

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Take that sea-lion voice of
yours out of the house. Out!

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Women.

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No musical appreciation at all.

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- Hi, Fred. What's new?
- Nothing new. Same old trouble.

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Wilma won't let me sing in the house.

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You got a pretty loud voice,
Fred. Can't say I blame her.

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Barney, what are you doing?

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I'm practicing my trampoline act...

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for the show.

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How do you like it, Fred?

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Say, that's all right.

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- How about letting me try it?
- Hold it, Fred. Don't jump off the fence.

53
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No, no, wait!

54
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Fred, you okay?

55
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I'm getting back on
that thing and master it.

56
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Attaboy, Fred. Now
you got the hang of it.

57
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These trampolines are all right.

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Do me a favor, Barney.

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- Let me borrow it for a while.
- Borrow it? What for?

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I'm supposed to meet Wilma
at her dressmaker's shop.

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It's up on the second floor,
and just for a laugh...

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I'd like to bounce in on her.

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I'll bring it right back.

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Okay, Fred. But bring it right back.

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Oh, boy. Won't Wilma be surprised
when she sees me in the window.

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This is my latest creation,
Wilma. How do you like it?

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- It's just gorgeous.
- It is genuine spotted leopard.

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- Shall I have Zsa-Zsa model it for
you? - Yes. Do you mind, Zsa-Zsa?

69
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Not at all, madam. It will only take me a
minute to change and I will be right out.

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There's a man at the
window. Call the police!

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A man? Impossible.

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- But we are on the second floor.
- Just a minute. I'll take a look.

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Boy, how embarrassing.

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I can't stop bouncing.

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Just as I thought. There's
no man at the window.

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It's just your imagination.

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Hiya, Wilma.

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Of all the dumb tricks
you've ever pulled...

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that trampoline business takes the cake.

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I've never been so humiliated.

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And when I had to explain that
you were just trying to be funny...

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I could have frozen to death
from the cold stares I got.

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Fred, are you listening to me?

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Oh, that man.

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Fred Flintstone, I'm talking to you.

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What in the world are you doing?

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And where did you get all that junk?

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Junk?

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"Junk," she says.

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This junk, as you call it...

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happens to belong to the
world's greatest magician:

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Rockstone the Great.

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- Does that ring a bell?
- No.

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But if you don't get that junk out
of the house, I'll wring your neck.

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For your information, Mr. Rockstone
loaned me this equipment...

96
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and I am going to do a magic
act for the annual show.

97
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But you don't know anything about magic.

98
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Oh, no? Watch.

99
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- You see this egg, Wilma?
- Of course I see it.

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Okay, now you see it.

101
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And now you don't. Where is it, Wilma?

102
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Right here, Fred.

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Very droll.

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Watch this, Wilma, the hand
is quicker than the eye.

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Fred, don't you dare
pull that tablecloth.

106
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That does it. The hand
is quicker than the eye?

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- Now get that junk out of here.
- Okay, Wilma.

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Come in.

109
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- Hello, Fred. Anything wrong?
- We heard a crash.

110
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- What happened, Wilma?
- Nothing serious, Betty. Come on in.

111
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- What's Fred doing with the funny hat?
- Trying to be funny.

112
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What's this thing, Fred?

113
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That, Barney, is part of my magic act...

114
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which, by special request...

115
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I am not going to do.

116
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- What's it supposed to be?
- That is a disappearing cabinet.

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Anyone goes in there,
I make them disappear.

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- Like your disappearing egg?
- Okay, laugh.

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I'll show you it'll work.
Get in the cabinet, Barney.

120
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Who me?

121
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I'm afraid of the dark.

122
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- Show me, Fred. I'll get in the cabinet.
- Me, too, just for laughs.

123
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Okay, girls. I'm gonna shut
the door now. You all set?

124
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Go ahead, Fred. We're ready.

125
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Now, let's see. What were
those magic words again?

126
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Look, Wilma. There's another
door in the back of the cabinet.

127
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Let's go along with the gag, Betty.

128
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We'll sneak out and hide in the bedroom.

129
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And Fred will think
he made us disappear.

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Quiet.

131
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I got it, Barney.

132
00:10:20,223 --> 00:10:22,748
Alakazam! Alakazoo!

133
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You won't come back until I tell you to.

134
00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:30,527
Now, we open the door.

135
00:10:31,234 --> 00:10:32,963
Barney, look.

136
00:10:33,870 --> 00:10:36,031
- They're gone.
- It worked.

137
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- They disappeared.
- Gee, Fred, that's amazing.

138
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- Now bring them back.
- Bring them back?

139
00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:49,645
- Now, Barney, let's not be too hasty.
- What do you mean, Fred?

140
00:10:49,753 --> 00:10:52,121
- They disappeared, right?
- Right.

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They can't come out till I
say the magic word, right?

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Right.

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That could give us an evening out,
and they'd never know about it.

144
00:11:00,831 --> 00:11:02,731
Right?

145
00:11:03,233 --> 00:11:07,483
What will we do, Fred? Go
bowling, see a movie, the fights?

146
00:11:07,537 --> 00:11:10,404
No, none of those things, Barney-boy.

147
00:11:10,473 --> 00:11:12,975
I got a great idea. Something different.

148
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Yeah? I'm listening.

149
00:11:14,845 --> 00:11:18,337
We're gonna go to the
Rockland Dance Hall.

150
00:11:18,481 --> 00:11:20,540
The Rockland Dance Hall?

151
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That is different.

152
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Stand aside, Betty. I'll rock him good.

153
00:11:25,856 --> 00:11:30,088
No, Wilma. Let them
go. I got a better idea.

154
00:11:31,828 --> 00:11:35,130
There ought to be one of these
little boxes in every home.

155
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It could replace the
dog as man's best friend.

156
00:11:38,301 --> 00:11:40,041
Yeah, you said it, Fred.

157
00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:42,330
Let's go, Barney-boy.

158
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They're gone.

159
00:11:55,986 --> 00:11:59,355
And what's a better idea
than hospitalizing them?

160
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We'll go down to the Rockland Dance
Hall and catch them red-handed.

161
00:12:04,194 --> 00:12:06,856
Okay, then we'll hospitalize them.

162
00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:11,667
Look, we'll dress up in the costumes
we made for the annual lodge ball...

163
00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,402
so they won't recognize us.

164
00:12:13,403 --> 00:12:17,773
- Say, this is gonna be fun.
- Right. Meet you in 10 minutes.

165
00:12:20,543 --> 00:12:24,346
I don't know why I'm going to the
dance hall, Fred. I can't dance.

166
00:12:24,347 --> 00:12:27,082
Who said anything about dancing, Barney?

167
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:31,281
I wanna hear the band. Hot
Lips Hannigan is playing there.

168
00:12:31,354 --> 00:12:34,812
Hot Lips Hannigan! Oh, boy, I like him.

169
00:12:34,925 --> 00:12:38,383
The sweetest music
this side of Birdland.

170
00:12:38,762 --> 00:12:40,095
You know something?

171
00:12:40,096 --> 00:12:43,532
I used to sing with the old H.L.
When he had the high school band.

172
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,703
- No kidding? What happened?
- Wilma happened.

173
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She objected to me being out all night.

174
00:12:49,806 --> 00:12:52,596
Yeah, I guess some wives are like that.

175
00:12:54,811 --> 00:12:58,713
- How do I look as a blonde, Wilma?
- Real beat, man.

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- Like far-out. -
Let's get started.

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00:13:01,952 --> 00:13:06,152
- They must be almost there.
- Lead me to the scene, chick.

178
00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:22,594
Listen to the joint jump, Fred.

179
00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:35,505
Boy, old Hot Lips is sure
in the groove tonight.

180
00:14:12,555 --> 00:14:15,956
Attaboy, Hot Lips. Encore!

181
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:19,328
Thanks, cats.

182
00:14:20,497 --> 00:14:24,126
There'll be more, like, later.

183
00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:26,366
Hot Lips, remember me?

184
00:14:27,103 --> 00:14:30,402
Did some disciple, like...

185
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,531
address the leader?

186
00:14:33,676 --> 00:14:37,271
Over here, H.L. It's
me, Fred Flintstone.

187
00:14:37,914 --> 00:14:40,849
Freddie, for goodness' sake!

188
00:14:40,917 --> 00:14:44,375
How are you, boy? Long time, no see.

189
00:14:45,021 --> 00:14:48,891
Put on a little weight since you
got out of high school, I see.

190
00:14:48,892 --> 00:14:51,632
Yeah. This is my friend, Barney Rubble.

191
00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:56,688
He's one of us.

192
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:01,630
I hardly knew you in that
get-up, H.L. You look so weird.

193
00:15:01,805 --> 00:15:05,774
Isn't it awful what you have to do
to stay in the band business today?

194
00:15:05,775 --> 00:15:08,444
Everything's a gimmick.
But I can't quit.

195
00:15:08,445 --> 00:15:11,825
Two kids in college, a
new split-level house...

196
00:15:11,881 --> 00:15:14,550
and these modern songs.
They don't make sense.

197
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:18,146
The old songs had heart.
They meant something.

198
00:15:18,221 --> 00:15:20,522
<i>- Yeah. - Like,
Three ltty-bitties...</i>

199
00:15:20,523 --> 00:15:25,017
<i>Want Some Seafood, Mama,
and Bie Mir Bis Du Schoen...</i>

200
00:15:25,128 --> 00:15:28,291
- with bubbles all over the place.
- Yeah.

201
00:15:28,364 --> 00:15:32,000
<i>And Red Hot Mamma, You Gotta
Turn Your Damper Down...</i>

202
00:15:32,001 --> 00:15:34,501
<i>Annie Doesn't Live Here Any More...</i>

203
00:15:34,504 --> 00:15:37,706
<i>- Mamma Loves Papa... -
No, stop it, Freddie-boy.</i>

204
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:41,376
- You're steaming up my glasses.
- Like you said, H. L...

205
00:15:41,377 --> 00:15:43,846
they don't write songs
like that anymore.

206
00:15:43,847 --> 00:15:45,678
For old times' sake...

207
00:15:45,748 --> 00:15:48,298
will you sing one of the old songs?

208
00:15:49,018 --> 00:15:50,849
Shucks, H.L.

209
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:55,524
- These kids wouldn't like that old stuff.
- Sing it for me, Fred.

210
00:15:55,525 --> 00:15:59,315
A sort of musical sentimental
journey for an old pal.

211
00:16:01,598 --> 00:16:05,534
How about Number 42 from the old book?

212
00:16:07,003 --> 00:16:09,233
That gets me right here, Fred.

213
00:16:09,305 --> 00:16:12,007
Can Barney sit in, too? He's
pretty good on the drums.

214
00:16:12,008 --> 00:16:13,134
Sure.

215
00:16:13,209 --> 00:16:16,906
Shelly, let this cat use
your skins for a number.

216
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,775
Right, man.

217
00:16:22,085 --> 00:16:24,815
Hi, all you cats.

218
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:29,182
I've got a square from way back there...

219
00:16:29,626 --> 00:16:32,186
who's gonna belt one out for us.

220
00:16:32,595 --> 00:16:34,392
Freddie Flintstone...

221
00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:36,622
the Golden Smog...

222
00:16:37,267 --> 00:16:40,202
and on the skins, Barney Rubble...

223
00:16:41,538 --> 00:16:43,267
to give us trouble.

224
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,338
Oh, boy.

225
00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:54,516
Somebody must've left the gate
open at the old folks' home.

226
00:16:54,517 --> 00:16:57,953
Yeah, strictly from prehistoric.

227
00:16:59,889 --> 00:17:03,586
Now the Golden Smog asks
the musical question...

228
00:17:28,718 --> 00:17:31,551
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

229
00:17:31,621 --> 00:17:34,215
<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

230
00:17:34,390 --> 00:17:37,325
<i>Yeah, I want to be in that number</i>

231
00:17:37,894 --> 00:17:40,226
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

232
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:43,694
<i>When the sun refuses to shine</i>

233
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:46,968
<i>Oh, when the sun refuses to shine</i>

234
00:17:47,036 --> 00:17:49,937
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

235
00:17:50,173 --> 00:17:52,767
<i>When the sun refuses to shine</i>

236
00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:56,670
That voice! Sounds
familiar, doesn't it, Betty?

237
00:17:56,980 --> 00:17:59,720
Sounds more like a hog-calling contest.

238
00:18:00,316 --> 00:18:01,908
Let's go inside.

239
00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:07,757
I thought I recognized
that frog voice, Betty.

240
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That's Fred up there, groaning.

241
00:18:09,993 --> 00:18:13,190
And look on the drums, it's Barney!

242
00:18:23,606 --> 00:18:25,335
Yeah, man!

243
00:18:28,144 --> 00:18:30,738
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

244
00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:33,808
<i>Oh, when the saints come marchin'in</i>

245
00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:37,043
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

246
00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:39,850
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

247
00:18:40,490 --> 00:18:43,186
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

248
00:18:43,493 --> 00:18:45,594
<i>When those saints come marchin'in</i>

249
00:18:45,595 --> 00:18:49,497
- Those cats are pretty cool.
- Yeah, I dig it, man.

250
00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:57,032
That voice!

251
00:19:09,952 --> 00:19:12,182
<i>And those saints go marchin'in</i>

252
00:19:12,422 --> 00:19:14,720
<i>When those saints go marchin'in</i>

253
00:19:15,124 --> 00:19:18,355
<i>I want to be in that number</i>

254
00:19:18,428 --> 00:19:21,090
<i>When those saints go marchin'in</i>

255
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,461
That drummer man!

256
00:19:31,874 --> 00:19:34,809
Wilma, what's going on?

257
00:19:34,877 --> 00:19:40,015
I don't know, Betty. But the Golden
Smog seems to be a hit with these kids.

258
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:44,919
<i>When the saints come marchin'in</i>

259
00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:49,719
Marchin'!

260
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:53,528
How about that, cats?

261
00:20:01,337 --> 00:20:02,437
Come on, Betty.

262
00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:07,318
We'd better latch on to our husbands,
or we'll never get them back.

263
00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:12,015
- Hurry, before those kids tear us apart.
- You're not kidding.

264
00:20:12,016 --> 00:20:13,846
Let's get out of here.

265
00:20:15,918 --> 00:20:19,581
Golden Smog, come in here,
quick. We'll save you.

266
00:20:21,891 --> 00:20:23,358
Thanks, lady.

267
00:20:24,026 --> 00:20:27,896
- You saved our lives.
- Think nothing of it, Big Daddy.

268
00:20:27,897 --> 00:20:29,364
You're my type.

269
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:34,492
You're the most. I dig that Golden Smog.

270
00:20:34,937 --> 00:20:38,304
Man, like, can you beat those skins.

271
00:20:39,208 --> 00:20:40,232
Skins?

272
00:20:40,309 --> 00:20:44,939
Yeah. We'll make, like,
real music together, cat.

273
00:20:46,149 --> 00:20:49,618
I don't know about that.
I'll have to ask Betty.

274
00:20:49,619 --> 00:20:53,679
Betty, she's out of the
scene. She don't make it, like.

275
00:20:53,756 --> 00:20:56,316
I mean, like, way-out.

276
00:20:56,426 --> 00:20:58,394
But, madam, I...

277
00:21:00,463 --> 00:21:02,431
Come on, Big Daddy.

278
00:21:02,665 --> 00:21:06,465
Spread some of that
Golden Smog on my ears.

279
00:21:07,203 --> 00:21:09,604
Wait a minute, lady. I got a wife.

280
00:21:09,605 --> 00:21:12,130
I bet she doesn't understand you.

281
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:15,939
She understands me, but
she wouldn't understand you!

282
00:21:16,379 --> 00:21:18,347
Let's scram out of here.

283
00:21:20,616 --> 00:21:22,049
Hot Lips!

284
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,216
You gotta help us.

285
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:28,056
There were two girls after
us. They won't leave us alone.

286
00:21:28,057 --> 00:21:31,126
Okay, Fred, you beat
it. I'll sidetrack them.

287
00:21:31,127 --> 00:21:33,962
It's crazy, but I'm an idol around here.

288
00:21:33,963 --> 00:21:37,833
When Hot Lips talks to them,
they forget everybody else.

289
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:41,326
- Wait for us, Big Daddy.
- Here they come.

290
00:21:48,578 --> 00:21:49,806
Contact.

291
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,770
There's some contact for
you, you old goat-face.

292
00:21:55,852 --> 00:21:59,549
Every once in a while,
a moment of truth.

293
00:22:01,357 --> 00:22:03,484
Faster, Fred. Faster!

294
00:22:07,597 --> 00:22:09,264
That'll teach them a lesson.

295
00:22:09,265 --> 00:22:13,275
Now, let's get back to the
house before they get there.

296
00:22:14,303 --> 00:22:18,364
- Boy, that was close.
- And how.

297
00:22:18,808 --> 00:22:22,644
If Wilma and Betty ever found out
about this, they'd have our scalps.

298
00:22:22,645 --> 00:22:27,275
Barney-boy, stop your worrying.
I made them disappear, remember?

299
00:22:27,617 --> 00:22:31,419
But after I bring them back, I'm
returning all that magic stuff.

300
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:34,787
Good. It's dangerous, real dangerous.

301
00:22:37,059 --> 00:22:39,549
Now, let me see. How does it work?

302
00:22:40,263 --> 00:22:43,983
- Gosh, Fred, don't tell me you forgot?
- I got it.

303
00:22:44,433 --> 00:22:47,068
Whether you're near or
whether you're far...

304
00:22:47,069 --> 00:22:50,163
come out, come out wherever you are.

305
00:22:51,507 --> 00:22:55,204
Big Daddy-o, you forgot
to take us with you.

306
00:22:55,278 --> 00:22:58,645
Did you bring your skins, drummer boy?

307
00:23:03,619 --> 00:23:05,211
Run, Barney, run!

308
00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:12,487
They're in the closet. Now, let's
get out of these costumes, quick.

309
00:23:12,662 --> 00:23:15,825
- Hear anything, Fred?
- Not a sound.

310
00:23:16,365 --> 00:23:18,795
Take a peek. See if they're gone.

311
00:23:23,439 --> 00:23:26,929
The coast is clear,
Barney. We can come out now.

312
00:23:27,143 --> 00:23:30,545
Wow, they must've got
discouraged and gone home.

313
00:23:30,546 --> 00:23:34,073
Wow, if our wives ever
caught us with those...

314
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:36,284
What's the matter with you?

315
00:23:36,285 --> 00:23:38,344
Lxnay, ixnay!

316
00:23:41,591 --> 00:23:43,451
Caught you with who, Fred?

317
00:23:52,335 --> 00:23:54,530
Come on, Fred, speak to me.

318
00:23:54,971 --> 00:23:56,199
Who am I?

319
00:23:56,272 --> 00:23:59,901
- You're Benny?
- No.

320
00:24:00,309 --> 00:24:01,469
Billy?

321
00:24:03,980 --> 00:24:05,709
It's you, Barney.

322
00:24:06,616 --> 00:24:08,948
Wilma, Fred's coming out of it.

323
00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:15,125
- Did Wilma and Betty see those two girls?
- No, they don't know a thing.

324
00:24:18,561 --> 00:24:21,830
He'll be all right, Wilma.
Just let him rest for a while.

325
00:24:21,831 --> 00:24:23,924
I will, Barney, and thanks.

326
00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:27,035
- Good night, Wilma.
- Good night, Betty.

327
00:24:28,070 --> 00:24:31,130
Wilma, I'm hungry.

328
00:24:31,907 --> 00:24:34,637
How about fixing me up a little snack?

329
00:24:34,710 --> 00:24:37,550
Fred, what are you doing up out of bed?

330
00:24:38,047 --> 00:24:40,277
There's nothing wrong with me.

331
00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:45,519
By the way, how did you like
that disappearing trick, Wilma?

332
00:24:45,621 --> 00:24:47,020
Pretty good?

333
00:24:47,723 --> 00:24:51,386
The most, man. Like way-out.

334
00:24:51,927 --> 00:24:53,451
I mean...

335
00:25:01,137 --> 00:25:03,935
I think I'll lie down again, Wilma...

336
00:25:04,006 --> 00:25:07,896
and just skip the little
snack. I don't feel so good.

337
00:25:10,713 --> 00:25:12,908
Not good at all.

338
00:26:07,536 --> 00:26:09,746
Come on, Wilma, open this door!

339
00:26:18,914 --> 00:26:20,279
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