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You want to know the truth
about high school?

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You've got to break it down
into its elements.

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Unfortunately, at St. Donovan's,

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the periodic table is more crooked
than a case of scoliosis.

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Just give me the chance
and I'll set it all straight.

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Case in point, Spanish homework.

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"Dame un batido de esperma"
does not mean "take me to the airport."

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It means, "give me a sperm milkshake."

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And 22 kids gave that as an answer
in Spanish 3 last week.

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I'm not sure about the milkshake,

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but somebody is sure feeding us
something sticky.

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Every clique on campus is copying
the same damn homework.

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Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks,
jocks, debaters, player-haters,

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you name it.

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It's big all right.

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And I'm on it like pink rubber bands
on your little sister's braces.

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The name's Bobby Funke.
I write for the paper.

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Wait, wait a second. Who?

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Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.

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No, you don't. I'm Tad Goltz,

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and I write for the paper.
You don't write for shit.

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Wait, aren't you the freshman
they tied to the snowman penis?

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Sophomore.

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Bobby, you can't expect us
to give you a story like this

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when there's nothing written
and there's hardly proof.

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Look, Clara, I'm the best writer you've got.
Tell me differently.

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You've never finished an article.

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Well, then, do you want to go
to homecoming with me?

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No.

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Clara Diaz, editor in chief
and one tough cookie.

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All I wanted was a taste.

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Friedrich Nietzsche said,

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"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

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But 10 buck says
Nietzsche never got a swirly.

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I can't talk right now, Clara.

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Look, I feel really bad about what happened.

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I know you're going
for that Northwestern program

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and I have an assignment for you.

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Take you to homecoming?
Heard you're going with Tad.

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- You know what Tad's short for, right?
- Theodore?

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No. Vagina.

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Look it up.

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I want you to write a story
on the student body president.

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- Really?
- Really.

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Just get it on paper this time, okay?

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Okay.

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Finally, my big break.
It was just the story I needed

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to get into the Northwestern
Summer Journalism program.

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Instead of delivering papers this summer,
I'd be well on my way to writing for them.

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Give me a piece of loose leaf.

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Come on, give me a piece of loose leaf.

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Give me a pen.

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What happened to the last pen I gave you?

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Give me a pen, Funke. Give me a pen.

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Just take it.

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Everybody paid attention when
Francesca Fachini walked into a classroom.

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She was the national merit scholar,

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the varsity soccer captain,
and the president's girlfriend.

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I'd interview her for the story,
just as soon as I grew some testicles.

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What?

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I'm fine. How are you?

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The president was a busy man,
an important man,

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and he was about to give me
the story of my high-school career.

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Could you please state your name,
year and Social Security number?

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Paul Moore, I'm a senior.

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I'm not going to give you my Soc.

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Aren't you the freshman
they tied to the snowman penis?

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Sophomore.

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As president, how would you say
you are going to handle

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the recent drop in ACT and SAT scores?

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Well, what would you have me do about it?

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Seriously, you've seen me on the boards.
I'll do whatever it takes it get it done.

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And that's a Paul Moore promise.
To you, to St. Donovan's.

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To Paul Moore.
You know what I'm talking about?

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After 30 minutes in the shower,
one thing was clear.

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Paul was all length and no depth.

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He didn't give you a whole lot?
How could he not give you a whole lot?

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Look at the guy. People love him.

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He's like fucking JFK, he's smart,
he's charismatic, he's good-looking,

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he's a tenacious athlete.

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I'm sorry, Tad. I didn't realize
you felt that way about him.

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Sad.

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Ongatumamwe with the rebound!
The man from Sudan!

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Come on! Call that!

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That's a timeout, Friars.

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Come on, bring it in, bring it in. Let's go.

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What's going on out there, guys?

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You guys look like a dump
that I took last Thanksgiving!

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- What's the matter, Pauley?
- I don't know, Coach. I'm not feeling it.

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You got to feel it, son.
You got to feel the flow and go.

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You understand, son?
You feel, flow, go, hoop, win.

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Pauley! Ball game!

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No one understands why you got
the Moore story instead of Tad Goltz.

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I'm sure there's a lot
you don't understand, Tad.

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Yeah? Well, I understand art when I see it.

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- On a road trip?
- Yeah.

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Marlon Piazza,
Bobby Funke, I write for the paper.

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Doing a piece on Paul Moore.
I was wondering...

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Piss off, dork.

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Those gentle giants were the pillars
of St. Donovan's Student Council.

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Marlon Piazza, vice-president
and Francesca's step-brother.

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Matt Mullen, head hall monitor
and noted date-rapist.

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Marty Mullen, class secretary
and former child's underwear model.

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Oh, God! Oh, God, no!
Did you hear that pop?

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- I think I heard a pop!
- There was no pop!

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- Can we give Mr. Moore some room, please?
- Watch out.

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You all right, Paul?

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- Should we get him up?
- Let's get him up. Come on Paul!

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Pack it up. Pack it up!

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The basketball game
wasn't all we lost that night.

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Like Nixon's men at Watergate,
a thief crept in and stole our innocence.

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What kind of effing a-hole would do
something like this, Nancy?

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I don't know, sir. Should I call the police?

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No. Bring me the list.

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Whenever trouble came to St. Donovan's,

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the principal rounded up
the same old delinquents.

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But that dark morning,
there was one new name on the list.

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Bobby Funke!

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Actually, it's pronounced "Funke."

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Principal's office, now.

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- Always feel nice in here.
- My ass itches.

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Who is this guy? What's his name?

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Bobby Funke.

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- Frankie.
- Funke.

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Looks like a little gentleman.

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- He does. Look at him.
- Looks like a stockbroker.

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Funke.

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Don't look at me.

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What happened to your face, man?

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Look at it. It's like you have
a culo on your face.

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Got a culo.

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Did you ever get a man on your back?

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Breathing hard. Riding you, like a horse.

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No?

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I assume you all know why you're here.

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Let me guess.

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You finally want to start that boy-band
you've been dreaming about.

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Landis, do I come down to the strip club
where you work

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and knock the dick out of your mouth?

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Against the wall. You're late.

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Actually, I'm not entirely certain
why I'm here, sir.

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Really? It's fascinating.

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This is why you're here! This!

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That's sick.

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You've got a gum problem

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that's rapidly turning into
an attitude problem.

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That's why you're here!

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I don't like gum.

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I don't like your snooping around.

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You are all filth.

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Your parents have obviously spoiled you
or, in your case, possibly abused you,

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a little too much.

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Now, one of you little vermin

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broke into this office
and stole the SATs last night.

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Of this I am certain.

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I beg you, I beseech you,
do not come forward.

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Because I will have the pleasure
of tracking you down,

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much the same way that I tracked down
that camel-humping ammunitions envoy

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two klicks east of the Tigris,
the birthplace of civilization.

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Mr. Cipriato?

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Do you know what the Arabic word
"la hariq" means?

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- No.
- It means, "Don't shoot."

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"Don't shoot!"

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May want to remember that.

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Dismissed!

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Hey, Francesca.

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Hey, Funke.

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So, what are you doing in the men's room?

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Well, I thought I might find a man in here.
Are you a man, Funke?

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I'm just screwing with you.

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I just need your help.

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With what?

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Whoever stole the SATs.
I need you to find them and get them back.

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I aced that thing, I know it.
I was just in the zone.

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Do you know what "mastication" means?

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- No.
- Me, neither. But in that moment, I did.

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It was perfect. I need you to find those tests.

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Why me?

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I don't know,
I've got a feeling about you, Funke.

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This stuff's right up your alley.

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So do you have any idea
who might have taken the SATs?

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We took the SATs?

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I didn't. I didn't.

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Did you take them?

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No, I didn't take them.
Everyone was in the classrooms.

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That's what all the commotion was about.

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Okay, where were you last night?

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That's where I was last night.

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Hey, Funke. Funke, want a gumball?

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It's good. It's soft. It's sweet.

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00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:05,739
I'm not falling for the gumball trick, Cipriato,

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00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,439
so you can put your ballbag
back in your pants.

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What's it like sucking on
another man's fingers?

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What's it like stealing the SATs?

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00:14:13,919 --> 00:14:15,386
I asked you first.

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- Where were you that night?
- What do you care?

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I'm writing your biography.

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00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:27,026
Fine, let me copy off you
and I'll tell you.

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Fine.

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00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:33,093
I was at the Park Arms with my nana,
playing bingo.

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I got 30 fucking geriatrics
that can back that up.

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I'm touched, Cipriato.

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00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,672
Not a word, Funke.

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00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:53,053
After tailing Landis, I discovered
her secret life outside of school.

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She opened up, once I promised
to keep her ice-capades under wraps.

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00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:05,660
I don't know who took them, Nancy Drew,
but I do know it happened during the game.

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00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,263
I was out in the parking lot last night
and I saw some flashlight

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bounce around in Kirkpatrick's office.

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00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:13,570
What were you doing in the parking lot?

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00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:16,877
I was probably getting fingered
by Dutch Middleton.

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Okay. Thanks, Landis.

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Long time no see, Rocky.

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Weekends and holidays, man.

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- Thanks.
- Did you do it?

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No. You?

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00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:33,792
I wish. Those tests are the tool
of the racist bourgeoisie.

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Back to your cage, butt-boy.

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Last night? No, man.
I got picked up for possession,

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spent the night in holding.
It's the creepy. You know.

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I was fucked up.

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That's some alibi.

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Fuck it, fuck it. Hold this.
This is my jam, man.

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00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:09,662
None of these bad apples
had stolen the tests.

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Their alibis were like Dutch ovens.
Gamey, but airtight.

225
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,174
Maybe I was looking at it all wrong.
Maybe a good kid was behind it.

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00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:21,269
What scares you, Funke?

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00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,980
You know what scares me? Injustice.

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00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,779
You know why? Because it's everywhere.

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00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:30,949
You think I don't see Cipriato
behind me jerking off right now?

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He's a dead man. I'll deal with him.

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00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:41,166
But the thing about fighting injustice
is choosing your battles wisely.

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And my battle right now is to find out
where are my missing SATs.

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00:16:47,706 --> 00:16:51,574
Now, I don't know your involvement
in all this, Funke,

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00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:55,443
but I'm watching you.

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00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:59,209
I got both eyes open and they're on you.

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- You read me?
- Yes. Yes.

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You bleed, Funke. We all bleed.

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00:17:05,824 --> 00:17:07,553
Thank you, sir.

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00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,995
Tad, am I going to get my story
on the girls' bowling team any time soon?

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00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,364
Get off my fucking back, Clara!

241
00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:19,029
Nobody gives two shits about girls' bowling.

242
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:21,095
I give two shits, okay?

243
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:23,573
How many more shits
do I need to get a story from you, Tad?

244
00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,007
And Bobby?

245
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,006
Yeah?

246
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,813
Where's my story on Paul Moore?

247
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:39,054
Paul was a good kid.
Maybe his bum knee wasn't so bad.

248
00:17:39,124 --> 00:17:41,718
Maybe my puff piece was no pastry.

249
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:42,988
It's on its way.

250
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,362
So how long...

251
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,596
So how did Paul's knee look that night?

252
00:17:50,969 --> 00:17:53,233
Okay. Why?

253
00:17:53,705 --> 00:17:58,665
Well, because, Nurse Platt, Paul injured it.
That's why they brought him here.

254
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,680
I thought he had diarrhea.

255
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:08,182
But he was limping,
so I guess he did hurt his little stem.

256
00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:10,448
Yeah.

257
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:13,752
Okay.

258
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,053
So were you... Were you here with him
in the office the whole time?

259
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,325
Yeah.

260
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:24,859
Well, except I got hungry, and Paul
said I should get something to eat.

261
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,063
His treat.

262
00:18:26,138 --> 00:18:31,303
So, I went across the street and got a gyro
at that Greek place, Little Spyros.

263
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,840
Have you ever been there? It's so good.

264
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,545
Do you mean to tell me
that Paul was alone in here?

265
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,883
I mean, so good.

266
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,483
How long did you leave Paul
on his own that night?

267
00:18:51,497 --> 00:18:52,930
Hey, D.

268
00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:57,131
When I go get Greek food,
how long does it take me?

269
00:18:57,769 --> 00:19:00,363
About 20 minutes. You know, more or less.

270
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,641
Hey, what's up, Frankie?

271
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,342
Look, just get me the sandwich.

272
00:19:06,411 --> 00:19:09,244
Yeah, I want a foot-long
spicy Italian sausage.

273
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,977
That's right. Yeah. I got one and I want one.

274
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:15,477
Yeah, see that's a double-entendre.

275
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,751
Yeah. That's right.
I coached English for two seasons.

276
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,883
I got to go. I got to go.

277
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,590
All right, so where were we?

278
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,757
Paul Moore's college prospects.

279
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:30,028
You know, grades have never been
Paul's strong suit.

280
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,366
But, you know, if he wants to go lvy,
he'll get in.

281
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:34,962
Believe me,
that boy will do whatever it takes to win.

282
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:38,168
That's PMW. That is the Paul Moore way.

283
00:19:38,243 --> 00:19:40,609
P-Moore! P-Moore!

284
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,241
The coach gave me Paul's motive.
The nurse, opportunity.

285
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:47,342
My gut said I had my guy.

286
00:19:47,419 --> 00:19:52,049
But on the way home, I realized I needed
an inside source to back it all up.

287
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,551
I also needed to get my license.

288
00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,654
Lately me and the DMV
weren't seeing eye-to-eye.

289
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:02,063
And when parking along a curb
on an uphill slope,

290
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,659
we turn our wheels to the... Nope.

291
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:08,604
And when there's a yellow light,
we approach the intersection at a nice...

292
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,568
Nope.

293
00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:15,537
And when we come to an object
in the road, like a dog, we...

294
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,320
Nope.

295
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,589
I was looking for corroboration on my story.

296
00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:28,251
Woodward and Bernstein
had their Deep Throat.

297
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,990
I needed mine.
Fortunately, I knew just the girl.

298
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:36,364
She sounded hesitant on the phone,
but told me where I could find her.

299
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,761
Hey, Chrissy?

300
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:45,699
I'm a friend of your brother Paul.

301
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,210
No. No, you're not.

302
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:52,343
How do you know?

303
00:20:54,886 --> 00:20:56,319
Okay.

304
00:20:56,388 --> 00:21:00,017
Well, has Paul ever taken you
to one of his games before?

305
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,027
You're a high-schooler
and you don't have a car?

306
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:05,787
Why don't you have a car?

307
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,222
That's irrelevant, Chrissy.

308
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,732
I want a unicorn.

309
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:16,600
Neat.

310
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,838
You know, when I was your age,
I wanted a pet giraffe.

311
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:23,472
Giraffes suck. Get me a unicorn,

312
00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:28,212
and I'll tell you so many secrets about Paul.
Very secret secrets.

313
00:21:29,321 --> 00:21:34,782
Here's the thing, Chrissy,
unicorns don't actually exist.

314
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,658
A stuffed-animal unicorn, doofus!

315
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:53,868
Chrissy Moore was one unicorn well spent.

316
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:59,146
After she filled in the blanks,
my story was right there in front of me.

317
00:21:59,217 --> 00:22:01,583
But I still had no solid proof.

318
00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:04,955
Were my hunches enough
to write the article?

319
00:22:08,894 --> 00:22:11,624
Fuck it. Woodward and Bernstein.

320
00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:16,362
Hey, I won't tell you again, Ongatumamwe!

321
00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:18,528
This is P-Moore's shampoo!

322
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:22,403
I've got enough clout around here
to get your ass deported for less.

323
00:22:26,511 --> 00:22:28,979
You fellows here for the cockfight?

324
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:49,699
This story's going to start, like,
a frigging coup d'etat on this bitch.

325
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:52,635
Thanks, man. I like your dreads.

326
00:23:04,516 --> 00:23:05,881
Thanks.

327
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:12,824
I didn't do anything. I didn't do anything.

328
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:16,086
This is crazy. I didn't do anything.

329
00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:20,355
Hey, I'm the president.
I'm the president. I'm Paul Moore.

330
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,161
I'm Paul Moore.

331
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:24,327
I didn't do any... I didn't do anything.

332
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,065
It's all right. I didn't do anything.
Don't worry.

333
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,366
- Open it up.
- I didn't do...

334
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,874
Open it up.

335
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:38,643
I don't... I don't know where those...

336
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:41,413
I don't know what those are.
Those aren't Paul Moore's!

337
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,885
I don't...

338
00:23:44,356 --> 00:23:45,721
I don't know how those got...

339
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:47,122
Let's go.

340
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,791
Come on, Paul. Don't fight it.

341
00:23:49,861 --> 00:23:53,592
This is crazy. I'm a patsy! I'm a patsy!

342
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:58,930
"But in the end Paul Moore kept his promise.

343
00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:01,837
"He did whatever it took to get the job done.

344
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:06,276
"Even the unthinkable.
PMW. The Paul Moore way."

345
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,212
The name's Bobby Funke.

346
00:24:10,515 --> 00:24:12,073
I write for the paper.

347
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:23,124
So I just want everyone to know
that I'm submitting this article

348
00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:26,824
to the Northwestern people
with my highest recommendation.

349
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,710
I wanted to thank you for finding the SATs.

350
00:24:45,183 --> 00:24:48,175
And for showing me
what a douche Paul really is.

351
00:24:49,888 --> 00:24:53,255
See, the thing is, I seem to have lost
my date to homecoming,

352
00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,486
and I wanted to know if you'd go with me.

353
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,425
You want to go to homecoming with me?

354
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,656
Well, not like "go" go.

355
00:24:58,730 --> 00:24:59,924
- I mean, not like for real.
- Yeah.

356
00:24:59,998 --> 00:25:02,023
It's just everyone already has a date.

357
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,260
- Right.
- Except for the mathletes

358
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,771
and maybe that wrestler
with the jock itch on his face.

359
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,100
So yeah...

360
00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:11,101
The only person I can go with is you.

361
00:25:12,043 --> 00:25:15,501
I still don't see why you wanna go with me.

362
00:25:15,981 --> 00:25:18,848
Yeah, why not? I mean,
you're like the school's Wolf Blitzer now.

363
00:25:18,917 --> 00:25:23,650
Wolf Blitzer's like a TV reporter.
I'm into Woodward and Bernstein.

364
00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:26,080
You already have a date?

365
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:28,426
What? No. I just...

366
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:32,058
Great. Then you can pick me up at 8:00.

367
00:25:32,797 --> 00:25:35,994
And no wrist corsages.
Get the kind with the pin.

368
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:39,298
I don't mind a little prick
every once in a while.

369
00:25:41,439 --> 00:25:45,000
St. Donovan's, good morning.
This is your principal, Mr. Kirkpatrick.

370
00:25:45,076 --> 00:25:48,705
As you know, there's been
a regime change here at the school,

371
00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,270
and your new president,

372
00:25:50,348 --> 00:25:53,283
- Marlon Paizza, is gonna say a few words...
- Piazza.

373
00:25:53,351 --> 00:25:55,148
- What?
- Marlon Piazza.

374
00:25:55,987 --> 00:25:58,478
- What's that? Italian?
- I think so.

375
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:02,220
Marlon Piazza is going to say
a few words to you. Stand by.

376
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:05,092
You're on the air. No effing around, huh?

377
00:26:06,364 --> 00:26:08,832
Thank you, sir. Fellow students,

378
00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,227
this has been a difficult time for all of us.

379
00:26:14,205 --> 00:26:16,469
But do not lose faith in this institution,

380
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:20,477
because from great tragedy
comes great triumph.

381
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:25,406
Let me be the first to say
that the actions of your ex-president...

382
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:34,390
It's open.

383
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,602
Hey, Marlon.

384
00:27:12,364 --> 00:27:15,856
So is it true that she got
a perfect score on her SATs?

385
00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:20,303
Yeah, her freshman year.
I'll let you play with her tits for 20 bucks.

386
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:27,140
Hey, Funke. You're good.

387
00:27:28,279 --> 00:27:29,940
It's a nice place you got here.

388
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:33,974
Have a good look while you can.
I doubt you'll be coming by again.

389
00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:51,235
I guess that I should congratulate you
on your new presidency.

390
00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:54,567
Isn't it funny how someone can be
your average cakewalk VP one day

391
00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:56,630
and then head of the school the next?

392
00:27:56,708 --> 00:28:00,644
Yeah. It's like how someone
can be the school joke one day

393
00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,170
and then go to homecoming with
the hottest girl at St. Donovan's the next.

394
00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,773
She's, like, your half-sister, right?

395
00:28:05,850 --> 00:28:07,340
Step-sister.

396
00:28:08,953 --> 00:28:10,352
Hey, Funke.

397
00:28:11,456 --> 00:28:13,117
Hey, Francesca.

398
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:19,586
Wow, you look awesome.

399
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:22,196
Thanks.

400
00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,565
You look pretty good yourself.

401
00:28:24,803 --> 00:28:26,703
Like your shoes.

402
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:30,468
She doesn't have to go
to the hospital again, does she?

403
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:34,034
Is your car out front?

404
00:28:34,112 --> 00:28:37,809
Well, it's such a nice night,
I thought that we could walk.

405
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:07,535
Sorry about that. I just can't seem
to get away from my friends sometimes.

406
00:29:08,847 --> 00:29:11,008
Yeah. I know what you mean.

407
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:14,310
You still want that dance?

408
00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,852
Quantum physics is bullshit!

409
00:29:19,924 --> 00:29:23,291
Yeah. You don't know
what is inside of a black hole

410
00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:26,660
because, you know, stuff goes in

411
00:29:28,133 --> 00:29:30,067
but nothing comes out.

412
00:29:31,302 --> 00:29:33,634
Just like Laura Hoffner's box.

413
00:29:58,663 --> 00:30:01,097
You think I'm a bitch, don't you?

414
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,701
I mean, you can be honest.
I don't care either way.

415
00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:08,261
I'm just curious. Do you think I'm a bitch?

416
00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:15,470
- Kind of.
- Seriously?

417
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:19,483
Well, I mean, no.
Like I thought you were, but... And then...

418
00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:25,450
I don't know. Now, I think that maybe
you're just misunderstood.

419
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,992
Nobody's misunderstood.

420
00:30:29,794 --> 00:30:33,662
That's just what people say
when they don't like who they are.

421
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:39,534
If you think I'm a bitch,
then I guess it's because I am.

422
00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,766
But then I guess you're going to have
to come to terms

423
00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:46,208
with the fact
that you're into a girl who's a bitch.

424
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:50,211
Well, how do you feel
about newspaper dorks?

425
00:30:50,281 --> 00:30:52,613
I'll let you know when I see one.

426
00:31:05,964 --> 00:31:11,300
Great. You know, I better go get Marlon
before Kirkpatrick castrates him.

427
00:31:13,471 --> 00:31:15,632
Thanks for the dance, Funke.

428
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:42,625
Dude, I think that chick just winked at me.

429
00:31:44,435 --> 00:31:45,902
She's not bad.

430
00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:47,665
Yeah, for a pirate.

431
00:31:48,539 --> 00:31:51,099
I'm going to go spit in the punch.

432
00:31:53,845 --> 00:31:58,441
Hey, you light on your feet, Funke.
That's good.

433
00:31:58,516 --> 00:31:59,505
- Thanks.
- But we notice

434
00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,575
you having a problem out there.

435
00:32:01,653 --> 00:32:04,281
- I do? What?
- It's your hard-on.

436
00:32:04,355 --> 00:32:07,586
Yeah, that close to a girl like her,
it's natural.

437
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:10,387
I didn't realize it was so obvious.

438
00:32:10,461 --> 00:32:13,794
What you're gonna wanna do,
okay, is you tuck that thing

439
00:32:13,865 --> 00:32:16,925
into the side of your boxer shorts,
so it runs down the leg.

440
00:32:17,001 --> 00:32:19,196
That way you can contain it.

441
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,137
It's like getting a stiff rod
when you're taking a dump.

442
00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:23,332
A shit boner.

443
00:32:23,408 --> 00:32:26,172
Yeah. Then you got to jam it into the bowl
like it owes you money.

444
00:32:26,244 --> 00:32:30,180
But you don't want to dunk it.
It's not a clown. Down!

445
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,376
But you also don't want to
get the peepee on your shirt.

446
00:32:33,451 --> 00:32:35,442
It's a no-win situation.

447
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:43,290
At ease, gentlemen. Erections or otherwise.

448
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,991
I remember similar conversations
with my men

449
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:51,128
when we were tracking the towel-heads
to their tariqs.

450
00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:56,138
Pitch-black little spider holes
no wider than a hula hoop.

451
00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:59,700
Like the Charlotte, the web.

452
00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:02,911
Do you understand what he's saying?

453
00:33:04,115 --> 00:33:07,278
Fear, Mr. Delacruz.
That's what I'm talking about. Fear.

454
00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:12,548
Fear is the middle name of war,
Mr. Delacruz.

455
00:33:12,857 --> 00:33:14,518
I learned that in the Storm.

456
00:33:14,592 --> 00:33:16,287
What is the Storm, sir?

457
00:33:18,596 --> 00:33:23,158
Two hundred and thirteen days in country.
Terrible heat.

458
00:33:23,835 --> 00:33:27,464
The sound of mortar fire day and night
ringing in your ears.

459
00:33:28,873 --> 00:33:31,205
The occasional dog exploding.

460
00:33:32,477 --> 00:33:34,069
But I used to lead men.

461
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,773
Men that reminded me of you, Mr. Funke.

462
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,078
On your feet, son.

463
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,082
I want to thank you for your help
in getting those SATs back.

464
00:33:47,158 --> 00:33:49,422
Yeah, don't worry about it.

465
00:33:50,328 --> 00:33:54,025
- I'm sorry for being such a jerk-off.
- It's okay.

466
00:33:54,098 --> 00:33:57,761
If I ever catch you chewing that in class,
I'll kill you.

467
00:33:59,103 --> 00:34:01,901
- You read me?
- Like Cliff Notes, sir.

468
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:05,272
Good. Go out there and have a good time.

469
00:34:21,492 --> 00:34:22,857
How's it feel?

470
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:25,054
Like I just got punched in the mouth.

471
00:34:25,129 --> 00:34:28,860
My life is over now, dick!
I didn't steal those SATs!

472
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,392
Then where were you
between 7:45 and 8:10 that night?

473
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:35,871
Who the hell do you think you are?
Inspector Gadget?

474
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,698
You really think I'd chance
everything for a test score?

475
00:34:40,344 --> 00:34:42,778
I'd already gotten into Cornell.

476
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:45,077
Well, then why did you take
the SATs again?

477
00:34:45,149 --> 00:34:47,947
I just wanted to see if I could do better.

478
00:34:48,319 --> 00:34:52,153
Man, you wouldn't know the truth
if it was staring you in the face.

479
00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,266
Hello, Cornell. Goodbye, motive.

480
00:35:04,001 --> 00:35:05,832
I still thought Paul was an asshole,

481
00:35:05,903 --> 00:35:09,600
but maybe he wasn't the kind of asshole
who'd steal the SATs.

482
00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:13,735
That sting wasn't my mouth.
I was starting to doubt my story.

483
00:35:17,148 --> 00:35:20,743
Well done, Bobby.
You got into the Northwestern program.

484
00:35:24,422 --> 00:35:25,787
Wait, one more thing.

485
00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:27,984
Some grad student by the name of
Striedel will be in contact

486
00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:29,287
to fact-check the article.

487
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,157
It's just a formality.

488
00:35:31,229 --> 00:35:32,958
You're on your way.

489
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,635
Sure I was on my way. To the gallows.

490
00:35:40,705 --> 00:35:42,070
If I didn't set the story straight

491
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,438
before the fact-checker
found something crooked,

492
00:35:44,509 --> 00:35:46,238
Northwestern would go south.

493
00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:48,005
And then I'd be blacklisted
from every paper

494
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:50,809
and college journalism program
in the country.

495
00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:55,810
In-school suspension.

496
00:35:55,887 --> 00:36:00,153
Cruel and unusual punishment
reserved solely for dangerous offenders.

497
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:01,885
Rocky was on permanent lockdown

498
00:36:01,959 --> 00:36:04,519
for doing a custom paint job
on Kirkpatrick's car.

499
00:36:19,277 --> 00:36:22,144
I'm going to need five minutes with Moore.

500
00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,138
You got three.

501
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,883
Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom?

502
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,152
Maybe I got to thinking.

503
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:41,755
Maybe you should have done that sooner.

504
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:50,034
Where were you that night?

505
00:36:50,107 --> 00:36:51,665
You think it's that easy?

506
00:36:51,742 --> 00:36:55,109
You think I can just tell you where I was
and it's gonna set it all straight?

507
00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:57,477
I mean, take a look around you, Funke!

508
00:36:57,548 --> 00:36:59,709
I'm screwed now no matter what I say.

509
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:02,048
So then just tell me the truth.

510
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:10,858
If you didn't do it, I'm all you got.

511
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:15,095
And you only got me
for one more minute, so spill it!

512
00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:16,428
Come on.

513
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,734
Last year I did some things
on the basketball court

514
00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:25,969
I'm not exactly proud of.

515
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,734
Like what?

516
00:37:28,045 --> 00:37:30,980
Shaving points. Twice last season.

517
00:37:31,649 --> 00:37:35,847
It was two times too many.
I only did it because I needed the money.

518
00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,888
What for?

519
00:37:39,223 --> 00:37:40,850
It doesn't matter.

520
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:44,053
When I was approached this year,
I turned them down.

521
00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:46,028
We had a shot at State.

522
00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:48,725
I wasn't going to mess that up
for my senior year.

523
00:37:48,799 --> 00:37:53,293
So this person who approached you,
you think that he may have set you up?

524
00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:56,196
I don't know. Maybe.

525
00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:07,516
Give me his name. What's his name, Moore?

526
00:38:07,985 --> 00:38:11,421
Look, if you don't get cooperative,
I can't help you!

527
00:38:11,722 --> 00:38:13,019
You've got to give me his name, now!

528
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:14,887
You got to start thinking with your head!

529
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:17,018
You know the amount of power
that comes with the presidency!

530
00:38:17,094 --> 00:38:19,028
Everybody wants a piece of me!

531
00:38:19,096 --> 00:38:20,586
All right, time's up, Funke.

532
00:38:20,665 --> 00:38:23,395
You're getting the animals all riled up.

533
00:38:24,902 --> 00:38:26,870
What's his name, Moore?

534
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,068
Look, I said time's up.

535
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,404
- Give me his name.
- Come on. Come on.

536
00:38:31,475 --> 00:38:33,340
- What's his name?
- Freddy Bismark.

537
00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:35,811
Where do I find him? Moore!

538
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,754
Bobby Funke,
please report to the office immediately.

539
00:38:49,026 --> 00:38:50,960
- Hello?
- Robert Funke?

540
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:53,792
Hey, yeah.
Well, actually it's pronounced "Funk".

541
00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:57,129
No, it's not. This is Ben Striedel,
Northwestern University.

542
00:38:57,201 --> 00:38:59,169
I'm fact-checking your story here, chief.

543
00:38:59,236 --> 00:39:01,431
It's not bad. Not exactly good, either.

544
00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:02,767
Excuse me?

545
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,432
So we're going to need
the following from you.

546
00:39:04,508 --> 00:39:05,770
Transcriptions of your interviews.

547
00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:08,505
A bibliography, MLA style match.

548
00:39:08,579 --> 00:39:10,740
Your notes. Pretty much anything
pertaining to your story.

549
00:39:10,815 --> 00:39:12,612
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

550
00:39:12,683 --> 00:39:15,151
I'm just going to need some time
to get it together.

551
00:39:15,219 --> 00:39:17,710
So can I get your number or something?

552
00:39:17,788 --> 00:39:18,880
No.

553
00:39:18,956 --> 00:39:20,753
Wait! What? Hello?

554
00:39:30,334 --> 00:39:32,131
I had to find Freddy Bismark.

555
00:39:32,203 --> 00:39:34,034
And there was one place
I knew I could track down

556
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:36,403
even the most elusive characters.

557
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,305
It's freaky, isn't it?

558
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:42,108
And apparently, they just got results
back from the ACTs.

559
00:39:42,179 --> 00:39:45,307
Some of our best and brightest bombed it.

560
00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:47,044
Really?

561
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:49,712
You see Shamus Finnle over there?

562
00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:54,689
- His teeth are chattering.
- It's probably from the Prylert.

563
00:39:54,892 --> 00:39:57,554
Really? I didn't know
that Shamus had ADD.

564
00:39:57,628 --> 00:40:00,256
For a reporter, you're really out of the loop.

565
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:02,822
Half the school is taking Prylert right now,

566
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:05,630
or Axitol or Ripenol, maybe Faldox.

567
00:40:05,703 --> 00:40:08,297
All just nice words for speed.

568
00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,840
If a kid needs a study aid,
he'll find a way to get one.

569
00:40:10,908 --> 00:40:12,500
Shamus Finnle.

570
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,544
Supply and demand, son.

571
00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:17,578
I found Freddy Bismark

572
00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:21,448
where all high-school graduates
go on to live in infamy.

573
00:40:22,720 --> 00:40:24,881
They say a picture is worth 1,000 words,

574
00:40:24,955 --> 00:40:28,049
but his senior quote
is worth a goddamn encyclopedia.

575
00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,025
"Dolla dolla bills, y'all!"

576
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:32,790
You're not supposed to be looking at that.

577
00:40:32,863 --> 00:40:36,424
It's called study hall
because you're supposed to study.

578
00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,263
What are you, a cop?

579
00:41:26,217 --> 00:41:28,481
I'm looking for the business.

580
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:41,194
And no, no, you cannot pay me back
on your meal card.

581
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:43,733
I need cash. This is a business I'm running.

582
00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:46,793
I know it's your bar mitzvah money,
but I have to take it.

583
00:41:46,871 --> 00:41:48,566
You lost the bet.

584
00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:51,299
Yes.

585
00:41:51,375 --> 00:41:53,673
I will take... Yes, I'll a check!

586
00:41:53,744 --> 00:41:56,542
But if it bounces, I'm coming after you.

587
00:41:56,614 --> 00:42:00,209
This is real stuff. You owe me 20 bucks!
Goodbye.

588
00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:06,548
I'm sorry, we're closed for the semester.
No more pledges.

589
00:42:06,624 --> 00:42:08,216
I'm here about Paul Moore.

590
00:42:09,493 --> 00:42:10,926
Suck it!

591
00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:12,724
Let me explain something to you.

592
00:42:12,796 --> 00:42:15,356
I don't know thing one about Paul Moore.

593
00:42:15,432 --> 00:42:17,764
His name means nothing to me.

594
00:42:18,135 --> 00:42:21,298
I have kids on over half the teams
on this district.

595
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:25,208
And those pill poppers
are begging me to throw games.

596
00:42:25,676 --> 00:42:27,735
And if I had to go out
and personally frame each one

597
00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,403
that didn't want to brick a lay-up for me,

598
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:31,914
I wouldn't have time
to spend the money that I make.

599
00:42:31,982 --> 00:42:35,918
And as you can see,
I like spending the money that I make!

600
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:40,218
I mean, look around.
That painting is from the 16th Chapel.

601
00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,683
That's the first chapel ever.

602
00:42:43,227 --> 00:42:44,785
So what was the money for?

603
00:42:44,862 --> 00:42:46,830
Oh, my God!
I'm going to slap you in the face.

604
00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:49,058
I don't know. He was having girl problems!

605
00:42:49,133 --> 00:42:50,191
What's that supposed to mean?

606
00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:52,895
He was having problems with girls. All right?

607
00:42:52,970 --> 00:42:55,029
Come on, for a fellow Friar.

608
00:42:55,105 --> 00:42:58,438
No! Not for a fellow Friar.
For you to get the fuck out of here!

609
00:42:58,509 --> 00:43:01,239
Okay. It was some chick from McKinley.
That's all I know.

610
00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:03,542
Now, I'll see you, little man.

611
00:43:03,981 --> 00:43:05,608
Don't hurt yourselves.

612
00:43:10,387 --> 00:43:15,256
If Freddy Bismark didn't frame Paul,
then maybe the girl problem was behind it.

613
00:43:16,493 --> 00:43:18,484
There's the old wise guy.

614
00:43:18,562 --> 00:43:19,654
Elliot.

615
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:20,924
Those pubes come in yet?

616
00:43:20,998 --> 00:43:22,898
You still eating your mom's dirty tampons?

617
00:43:22,967 --> 00:43:23,956
Only when I'm hungry.

618
00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:26,259
So as I was saying on the phone,

619
00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,170
I managed to implicate
our school president in a sordid theft

620
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:32,265
and in the process steal his girlfriend.

621
00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,743
- So what's the problem?
- Bitch.

622
00:43:35,512 --> 00:43:38,174
I'm not so sure the guy did it anymore.

623
00:43:38,248 --> 00:43:40,808
Have you ever seen this guy around?

624
00:43:41,585 --> 00:43:45,077
Yeah, that's Valerie's boyfriend.
You're dating Valerie?

625
00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:46,881
The plot thickens, Elliot.

626
00:43:47,858 --> 00:43:49,655
I get it, peach fuzz.

627
00:43:49,727 --> 00:43:52,890
You think maybe I got tired
of being Paul's little plaything?

628
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:55,989
Thought I'd teach him a lesson?
It wasn't like that.

629
00:43:56,066 --> 00:43:57,431
What do you mean?

630
00:43:57,501 --> 00:44:01,562
Paul and I had something real, okay?
He could be himself around me.

631
00:44:02,072 --> 00:44:04,506
So what was the money for, then?

632
00:44:06,076 --> 00:44:07,703
That's got nothing to do with anything.

633
00:44:07,778 --> 00:44:09,769
Look, Valerie,

634
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:14,451
if Paul's innocent,
then you can help him by helping me.

635
00:44:21,291 --> 00:44:22,451
Okay.

636
00:44:23,460 --> 00:44:26,725
Ready for the after-school special
they call my life?

637
00:44:26,797 --> 00:44:29,459
I owed money to some unpleasant people.

638
00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:33,200
They were ready to collect on me
as interest.

639
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:37,668
Paul wouldn't stand for it.
Someone tells him about Freddy Bismark.

640
00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:40,339
Paul has two off nights.

641
00:44:40,811 --> 00:44:42,244
My debt goes away.

642
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:44,576
Paul threw two games for you.

643
00:44:46,550 --> 00:44:50,247
He would've thrown the entire season
if I'd asked him to.

644
00:44:52,423 --> 00:44:54,357
Valerie was another dead end.

645
00:44:54,425 --> 00:44:56,359
If Paul was keeping her a secret,

646
00:44:56,427 --> 00:44:59,260
I wondered
what else he was holding back on.

647
00:45:17,848 --> 00:45:23,309
I know that some of you kids know
that I fought in Desert Storm.

648
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,351
And you know why? I fought for you kids,

649
00:45:25,422 --> 00:45:27,652
and I fought for this country
and this school!

650
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:29,488
For St. Donovan's!

651
00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:31,427
It's no joke!

652
00:45:32,930 --> 00:45:34,921
Sometimes, I don't know,
I can get carried away,

653
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,990
but I wrote this song last night
and I want you to sing it with me.

654
00:45:38,068 --> 00:45:41,231
If you want, you can sing it,
you can march, yeah!

655
00:45:41,305 --> 00:45:43,398
Come on, kids, sing it with me!

656
00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:51,441
What's going on?

657
00:45:51,515 --> 00:45:53,710
Kirkpatrick's on some school-spirit rampage.

658
00:45:54,318 --> 00:45:57,185
He canceled a.m. Classes
to have a pep rally.

659
00:45:58,622 --> 00:46:00,351
Merci, Kirkpatrick.

660
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:11,725
You can sing if you want.
You can march if you want!

661
00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:32,281
Moore.

662
00:46:44,067 --> 00:46:46,126
And on that note, St. Donovan's...

663
00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:50,003
Marlon Piazza.

664
00:47:04,288 --> 00:47:07,485
For far too long
we have stood as a school divided.

665
00:47:07,558 --> 00:47:09,822
Today let us stand together.

666
00:47:14,898 --> 00:47:17,264
Let us create a better tomorrow.

667
00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:21,698
As I stand here today
I don't see freshman or sophomores.

668
00:47:32,049 --> 00:47:33,744
I see Friars!

669
00:47:45,062 --> 00:47:47,121
Marlon, can you hear me?

670
00:47:47,197 --> 00:47:49,461
It's a paintball, you pussy!

671
00:47:56,473 --> 00:47:58,805
This way! This way, children!

672
00:48:00,410 --> 00:48:02,776
I'm hit! I'm hit!

673
00:48:13,257 --> 00:48:14,485
Moore!

674
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:41,209
I'm going to go to the vending machine
for some pretzels.

675
00:48:41,285 --> 00:48:43,947
Do you want anything from downstairs?

676
00:48:44,021 --> 00:48:45,989
How about a bandage?

677
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:52,193
Forget it.

678
00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:08,771
Nurse Platt's phone.

679
00:49:08,845 --> 00:49:10,779
Just got word your boy shot some kids.

680
00:49:10,847 --> 00:49:13,645
How does that sit with the facts
of your story, I'd like to ask, Funke?

681
00:49:13,717 --> 00:49:16,584
Striedel, how the hell did you...

682
00:49:16,653 --> 00:49:17,881
I have not... Yes, yes.

683
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,480
I have not received your notes
on the story, boss.

684
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:24,425
Well, yeah, I know I've been
doing some backtracking to,

685
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:25,859
you know, locate everything.

686
00:49:25,929 --> 00:49:28,227
Backtracking, huh?
There was a kid a few years back,

687
00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:29,765
said he was doing some backtracking.

688
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:32,393
Turned out he fabricated the whole story
to get into the program.

689
00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:35,131
They kicked him out, of course.
Blackballed him.

690
00:49:35,205 --> 00:49:37,264
Last I heard he was working
as a pharmaceutical test subject

691
00:49:37,341 --> 00:49:38,968
for carpal tunnel syndrome.

692
00:49:39,042 --> 00:49:40,304
Your story's thin, kid.

693
00:49:40,377 --> 00:49:42,937
Do you really think
you can pull one over on Ben Striedel?

694
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:45,004
I want your notes, stat.

695
00:49:52,222 --> 00:49:53,450
Hey.

696
00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:58,587
There's something that I need to tell you.

697
00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:01,130
Not before I get to say thank you.

698
00:50:02,132 --> 00:50:03,463
For what?

699
00:50:03,533 --> 00:50:05,728
For saving my life out there.

700
00:50:07,471 --> 00:50:09,962
It was just a paintball gun.

701
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,167
Yeah, but you didn't know that, did you?

702
00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:15,700
Look, Francesca, as an ethical journalist

703
00:50:15,779 --> 00:50:19,146
and a man who's dedicated to the truth,

704
00:50:19,850 --> 00:50:23,616
I think you should know
that your boyfriend was probably...

705
00:50:29,326 --> 00:50:31,351
He's not my boyfriend.

706
00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:35,123
Now what did you want to tell me?

707
00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:51,441
That was nice shooting out there, Mr. Moore.

708
00:50:51,515 --> 00:50:55,144
Another three inches to the left
and you would have had a kill shot on me.

709
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:59,416
You got this all wrong.
I didn't steal the SATs.

710
00:51:01,458 --> 00:51:02,857
Anything else?

711
00:51:02,926 --> 00:51:05,394
Yeah. This place sucks!

712
00:51:07,330 --> 00:51:10,197
You'll be sucking soon enough, Mr. Moore.

713
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:20,865
They locked Paul away at some
undisclosed private institution.

714
00:51:21,812 --> 00:51:25,407
My story put him there.
Now it was my job to get him out.

715
00:51:30,787 --> 00:51:32,122
I'll tell you whatever you want to know.

716
00:51:56,279 --> 00:51:58,338
Meds, three times a day.

717
00:52:01,551 --> 00:52:02,677
PMW.

718
00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:07,714
Paul Moore way.

719
00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:10,885
Paul, I need your help.

720
00:52:11,595 --> 00:52:14,792
I know someone framed you
for stealing the SATs,

721
00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:20,763
but I just don't know who.
Who do you think framed you?

722
00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:23,704
Who set you up? Come on, Paul.

723
00:52:26,276 --> 00:52:28,335
Are you here to take me home?

724
00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:35,177
After three hours,
the only thing I got out of Paul

725
00:52:35,285 --> 00:52:37,549
was a sinking feeling in my stomach.

726
00:52:38,021 --> 00:52:42,822
All right, Mitch, we're looking for weapons,
obviously, anything that can kill a student.

727
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:46,590
Knives, guns. But it's not always obvious.

728
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:49,761
Are you kidding me?
You know the rule about gum!

729
00:52:49,833 --> 00:52:53,098
Raise your arms, please. With the women,
you want to use the backs of the hands.

730
00:52:53,170 --> 00:52:55,536
The backs of the hands, Mitch.

731
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:58,163
Last rule. Most important rule.

732
00:52:58,241 --> 00:52:59,640
You're gonna wanna fuck them.

733
00:52:59,709 --> 00:53:02,610
Do not fuck the students,
do you understand?

734
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:06,376
The scene of the crime.

735
00:53:06,449 --> 00:53:10,078
Give a lunatic a paintball gun
and you'd expect a Jackson Pollock.

736
00:53:10,153 --> 00:53:12,144
But Paul was more precise.

737
00:53:12,589 --> 00:53:15,057
Every shot counted. But for what?

738
00:53:15,125 --> 00:53:18,219
Francesca? That's easy. She broke his heart.

739
00:53:18,295 --> 00:53:20,286
Me? I broke the story.

740
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:22,388
Kirkpatrick? Mercy killing.

741
00:53:22,465 --> 00:53:25,366
But what about Alex Schneider,
the school treasurer?

742
00:53:25,435 --> 00:53:27,232
What about Marlon and the Mullens?

743
00:53:27,304 --> 00:53:30,239
They were his friends
and fellow members of the student council.

744
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:34,437
If Paul's painting meant something,
maybe those guys could explain it to me.

745
00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:37,503
Yo, check it out,
it's that slut Laura Hoffner.

746
00:53:37,581 --> 00:53:40,141
Dude, you don't even
want to know what I did to that ass!

747
00:53:40,217 --> 00:53:43,311
Probably the same thing
I did to your mom's ass.

748
00:53:44,287 --> 00:53:46,778
Dude, that's Mom. Our mom.

749
00:53:48,825 --> 00:53:49,917
Yeah.

750
00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:54,162
Yo, yo, check it out. I got this move
that I like to call the operator, right?

751
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,358
It's when I'm railing a girl,

752
00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:58,424
and then I reach down
and steal her cell phone

753
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,698
and I call up her dad so he can listen
to me do her.

754
00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:05,207
- Yeah, Daddy. Yes...
- Father's very special.

755
00:54:07,978 --> 00:54:09,639
Are you lost, freshman?

756
00:54:11,348 --> 00:54:12,781
Why did he shoot you, Marlon?

757
00:54:12,849 --> 00:54:13,941
He shot you, too, didn't he?

758
00:54:14,017 --> 00:54:15,143
Yeah. Well, he shot you first.

759
00:54:15,218 --> 00:54:18,881
Hey, you want detention
for the rest of your life, fuck face?

760
00:54:18,955 --> 00:54:22,015
Hey, Funke, why don't you...
Why don't you come to my house on Friday?

761
00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,218
I'm gonna have a little party.

762
00:54:23,293 --> 00:54:24,282
No, dude. Come on.

763
00:54:24,361 --> 00:54:27,660
It's okay. I mean, he just wants
to ask me some questions, right?

764
00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:29,892
For the school paper.

765
00:54:29,966 --> 00:54:31,490
I mean, I don't want to get on his bad side.

766
00:54:31,568 --> 00:54:33,968
We all saw what happened to Moore.

767
00:55:11,708 --> 00:55:13,505
Funke, you made it.

768
00:55:16,746 --> 00:55:18,475
So this is a party.

769
00:55:18,548 --> 00:55:20,709
Yeah, well, you knew enough
to be fashionably late.

770
00:55:20,784 --> 00:55:23,480
Well, no, actually I had a flat tire, so...

771
00:55:23,753 --> 00:55:26,517
Twenty bucks says that toothpaste
doesn't do a goddamn thing.

772
00:55:26,589 --> 00:55:28,420
I'll fucking smoke it myself.

773
00:55:28,491 --> 00:55:29,788
Smoke what you got, man.

774
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:31,284
You want a beer?

775
00:55:31,361 --> 00:55:35,297
Well, actually I have to get up early
for my driver's test. Okay.

776
00:55:38,301 --> 00:55:39,563
It's good.

777
00:55:40,236 --> 00:55:42,704
It's like a good brew, it's really...
It's really cold.

778
00:55:42,772 --> 00:55:44,899
I'm so going to corrupt you.

779
00:55:57,954 --> 00:55:59,922
- Shit! No!
- Okay, man.

780
00:56:00,390 --> 00:56:02,551
Hey, Marlon, you and Paul Moore

781
00:56:02,625 --> 00:56:04,991
have been on the student council together
for two years.

782
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:06,289
In all that time did he ever seem...

783
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,024
- Funke.
- Yeah?

784
00:56:08,465 --> 00:56:09,932
It's a party.

785
00:56:11,901 --> 00:56:14,495
Yeah, Funke,
you can put this on the record, okay?

786
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:19,798
Tastes minty.

787
00:56:22,679 --> 00:56:24,374
Tastes like a veal cutlet.

788
00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:28,349
No, it's like... It's like a baby lamb chop
with the mint jelly.

789
00:56:29,519 --> 00:56:31,544
Tastes like a joint, you fags!

790
00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,985
Beer pong. Just focus on the cup.

791
00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:36,658
Come on, Funke,
give me your best shot.

792
00:56:54,277 --> 00:56:55,642
Nice shot!

793
00:56:59,816 --> 00:57:01,078
Goal!

794
00:57:12,395 --> 00:57:13,885
Hold this.

795
00:58:09,018 --> 00:58:11,418
All right, let's play this game.

796
00:58:11,821 --> 00:58:13,516
I've got winners.

797
00:58:18,928 --> 00:58:20,691
- Yo, what do you want us to do with him?
- Take him upstairs.

798
00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:21,787
Tie him up.

799
00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:25,164
I can take another one of those two bitches,
all right? Give me one.

800
00:58:26,336 --> 00:58:27,860
Where's the toothpaste?

801
00:58:31,241 --> 00:58:33,072
Hey, it's baby Funke.

802
00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,368
Take it. Take it like a man.

803
00:58:36,045 --> 00:58:40,072
The little prick told me he was going
to a seminar on surveillance technology.

804
00:58:40,149 --> 00:58:44,176
I feel bad for him.
He's totally gaga for that cum-dumpster.

805
00:58:44,254 --> 00:58:49,749
A single pussy hair
can pull a battleship through the desert.

806
00:58:53,029 --> 00:58:55,497
- Hey. What are you guys doing here?
- Think about it.

807
00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:58,295
The real question is,
what are you doing here?

808
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,768
I'm just... I'm doing research
for the school paper.

809
00:59:00,837 --> 00:59:04,398
Yeah. You're writing a story
on Francesca's pink beav.

810
00:59:05,975 --> 00:59:07,374
No, seriously.

811
00:59:07,710 --> 00:59:11,407
Listen to me.
You need to sink the pink tonight, hermano.

812
00:59:11,481 --> 00:59:14,882
I hope you... before, that way you can last.

813
00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:17,317
Yeah. You don't want to be a premie.

814
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:18,612
A premie?

815
00:59:18,688 --> 00:59:20,053
Word gets around.

816
00:59:20,123 --> 00:59:23,524
It's true. She's used to Paul Moore.
That guy can last.

817
00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:25,822
How do you know?

818
00:59:26,229 --> 00:59:28,823
- I just know.
- Hey, Funke, listen.

819
00:59:29,098 --> 00:59:34,900
After you come,
you're going to hate her, hate her.

820
00:59:36,239 --> 00:59:38,469
I don't know why, but you will.

821
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:42,642
- Well, I got to get back.
- To do the story.

822
00:59:42,712 --> 00:59:44,304
- Right?
- Right.

823
00:59:44,380 --> 00:59:45,677
Dig deep, hermano.

824
00:59:45,748 --> 00:59:47,375
Yeah, balls deep.

825
00:59:49,519 --> 00:59:51,510
See you guys on Monday.

826
00:59:52,355 --> 00:59:55,347
Keep it going. Come on. Give me something.
Give me something.

827
00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:56,653
Yeah!

828
00:59:58,428 --> 00:59:59,690
Work with me!

829
00:59:59,762 --> 01:00:03,721
Hey, stranger. So I wanted to talk to you
about a follow-up to your story.

830
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,964
I was thinking like maybe an editorial piece
on the student council or something.

831
01:00:08,037 --> 01:00:09,698
- Clara.
- Yeah?

832
01:00:10,139 --> 01:00:11,629
It's a party.

833
01:00:23,820 --> 01:00:25,981
Isn't this Marlon's room?

834
01:00:26,055 --> 01:00:29,252
Yeah, well, somebody
already passed out in my bed.

835
01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:33,291
Well, then won't he mind that we're in here?

836
01:00:33,363 --> 01:00:34,955
He doesn't care.

837
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:41,300
Cool planes.

838
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:53,373
What are you doing with me?

839
01:00:54,550 --> 01:00:56,814
What kind of a question is that?

840
01:00:57,820 --> 01:00:59,117
A good one.

841
01:00:59,188 --> 01:01:01,952
Hey, I like you.

842
01:01:03,660 --> 01:01:07,619
I like the way you look at me.
Like it's for real, you know?

843
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:12,326
Like you don't have to impress anyone.

844
01:01:15,471 --> 01:01:18,872
Like if tomorrow
St. Donovan's would just disappear

845
01:01:18,941 --> 01:01:21,569
you'd still look at me the way you do.

846
01:01:26,015 --> 01:01:27,744
You get me, Funke.

847
01:01:29,752 --> 01:01:33,051
I tried on, like, 11 shirts
before I came over here.

848
01:01:34,590 --> 01:01:37,491
Yeah? Well, you know, I don't like it.

849
01:01:38,761 --> 01:01:41,093
I think you need to take it off.

850
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:52,307
When do your parents come home?

851
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:56,144
My dad's out of town until Tuesday.

852
01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:57,804
What about your mom?

853
01:01:58,648 --> 01:02:00,582
My mom's dead, Funke.

854
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:02,611
Sorry.

855
01:02:08,524 --> 01:02:10,014
I want you.

856
01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:15,762
You get me.

857
01:02:39,188 --> 01:02:42,487
Hey, Ashwood, you're pissing yourself.

858
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:01,770
Fuck.

859
01:03:05,648 --> 01:03:07,639
Funke. Hey, Funke, untie me.

860
01:03:09,318 --> 01:03:10,979
- Cipriato.
- Funke!

861
01:03:14,557 --> 01:03:18,186
You're doing considerably better
this time around, Mr. Funke.

862
01:03:18,261 --> 01:03:19,626
Thank you.

863
01:03:24,634 --> 01:03:26,431
What are you doing?

864
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:31,731
Sorry, I just thought that
I should adjust this mirror a smidge.

865
01:03:32,842 --> 01:03:36,073
- Safety first.
- That's very good of you, Mr. Funke.

866
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:38,276
I know.

867
01:03:43,553 --> 01:03:48,388
The Mullens' van. Grass, gas or ass.
Nobody rode for free.

868
01:03:49,058 --> 01:03:52,084
What were the good brothers
doing up so early?

869
01:03:56,265 --> 01:03:58,825
You know, I think I'm just going
to parallel-park here.

870
01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:01,028
I was just going to have you
do that back at the DMV lot.

871
01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:04,266
Yeah, I know but this
is such a challenging spot.

872
01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:08,538
I'm really feeling it today.
For me, it's all about the aesthetic.

873
01:04:09,111 --> 01:04:11,102
- The aesthetic?
- Yeah.

874
01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:24,120
Well, I must say, Mr. Funke,
that was some mighty fine parking.

875
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:27,219
Yeah, that was pretty good, wasn't it?

876
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:34,967
Two pharmacies in five minutes.
That must've been some case of crabs.

877
01:04:45,114 --> 01:04:46,376
Well, I never thought I'd see the day,

878
01:04:46,449 --> 01:04:49,941
but I'd say you're about to
get yourself a driver's license.

879
01:04:50,019 --> 01:04:51,680
- Really?
- Really.

880
01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:03,698
It was my license or the scoop.
My freedom or the truth.

881
01:05:03,766 --> 01:05:06,530
Woodward and Bernstein.
Woodward and Bernstein.

882
01:05:06,602 --> 01:05:09,196
All you have to do is get me back
to the DMV in one piece...

883
01:05:09,272 --> 01:05:10,796
Hey! Hey! Hey!

884
01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,869
Put your foot on that brake. Come on!
Stop the car!

885
01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:18,107
Put your foot on the brake!
What are you doing?

886
01:05:23,853 --> 01:05:27,016
Four pharmacies
and a dozen traffic violations later,

887
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:29,523
Alex Schneider and the Mullens
were still making the rounds.

888
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:31,389
So I guess I'll see you next month.

889
01:05:31,928 --> 01:05:34,590
- Get the fuck out.
- Fair enough.

890
01:05:37,400 --> 01:05:39,732
My driver's test
had posed some new questions.

891
01:05:40,870 --> 01:05:43,634
Fortunately, I knew just the people
to help me find the answers.

892
01:05:43,706 --> 01:05:45,196
This is going to cost you, you know?

893
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:47,003
What's going on, Landis?

894
01:05:47,810 --> 01:05:51,302
You're not supposed to do that
unless there's a fire.

895
01:05:53,482 --> 01:05:56,042
Can't you see the fire, lamb chop?

896
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,117
It's in my heart.

897
01:06:00,790 --> 01:06:02,849
And it's burning for you.

898
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,424
Where'd you get all those keys?

899
01:06:07,496 --> 01:06:10,659
- I'm sleeping with the janitor.
- Seriously?

900
01:06:13,469 --> 01:06:15,027
Later, Funke.

901
01:06:29,618 --> 01:06:32,746
I didn't know what I was looking for exactly.

902
01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:36,451
But so far,
every clue had one common denominator.

903
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:39,491
The student council.

904
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,561
See, man, cut it, cut it. Look...

905
01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:25,072
- What's up?
- Dude, we're gonna need some beers, man,

906
01:07:25,141 --> 01:07:27,974
because I'm not feeling it
unless I got my rhyme sauce.

907
01:07:28,044 --> 01:07:30,274
And make sure it's cold.

908
01:07:32,014 --> 01:07:34,414
Yo, yo, yo. Get me some antacid, too,
while you're at it.

909
01:07:34,483 --> 01:07:36,576
I got mad indigestion, bro.

910
01:07:38,687 --> 01:07:40,814
- Let's do this shit.
- Okay. No, no, no.

911
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:00,307
You guys sound really good in there.

912
01:08:00,376 --> 01:08:03,709
Jesus, Funke!
What the hell are you doing in my car!

913
01:08:03,779 --> 01:08:05,974
Just a little light reading.

914
01:08:06,048 --> 01:08:09,848
Student council treasury ledger.
It's a real page-turner, isn't it?

915
01:08:09,919 --> 01:08:14,219
Money disappears and then reappears.
Schneider is a regular Houdini.

916
01:08:14,290 --> 01:08:16,087
I don't know
what you're talking about, Funke.

917
01:08:16,158 --> 01:08:17,420
Sure you do, Marty.

918
01:08:17,493 --> 01:08:20,394
But maybe it's time for you to come clean.

919
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,429
Become your own man.

920
01:08:22,498 --> 01:08:26,400
You know what, Funke? You're right.

921
01:08:35,144 --> 01:08:38,477
Try not to get blood on the carpet.
My mom will get pissed.

922
01:09:00,603 --> 01:09:03,970
Francesca, hey, pick up.
I need to talk to you about Paul.

923
01:09:04,039 --> 01:09:06,303
Did he ever mention anything about

924
01:09:06,375 --> 01:09:09,139
Schneider or the Mullens
having a drug problem?

925
01:09:09,211 --> 01:09:10,872
Anyway, I'll try you again later.

926
01:09:10,946 --> 01:09:15,212
Okay. I love you.
I mean, I love hanging out with you.

927
01:09:16,118 --> 01:09:17,915
Oh, Gertrude

928
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,921
My anaconda is sore and it needs a massage

929
01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,084
I love you

930
01:09:36,572 --> 01:09:38,403
Hey, what's going on?

931
01:09:39,341 --> 01:09:40,933
Didn't you hear?

932
01:09:42,044 --> 01:09:43,238
No.

933
01:09:46,782 --> 01:09:49,307
Here, here, breathe that in, Funke.

934
01:09:51,253 --> 01:09:55,053
The big news was that everyone
had to retake the SATs.

935
01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:58,958
The stolen tests had been nullified
under suspicion of tampering.

936
01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:01,292
But I had my own suspicions to follow.

937
01:10:01,363 --> 01:10:03,593
I needed to stay on their tail.

938
01:10:03,666 --> 01:10:06,396
I needed evidence. I needed photos.
I needed...

939
01:10:06,468 --> 01:10:07,901
Hey, stinky.

940
01:10:08,504 --> 01:10:11,166
I think you need to come home with me.

941
01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:17,905
You know, I'm concerned about the lack
of parental supervision at your house.

942
01:10:17,980 --> 01:10:20,505
Yeah? You want to be my daddy?

943
01:10:36,198 --> 01:10:37,995
Is that a good look?

944
01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:40,392
You're like a cool dinosaur.

945
01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:58,042
I can't see anything right now.

946
01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:00,550
I'm totally blind.

947
01:11:02,658 --> 01:11:05,252
Paul, the Northwestern program.

948
01:11:06,328 --> 01:11:08,660
Suddenly none of it seemed to matter.

949
01:11:08,731 --> 01:11:12,724
The hole in my side, the one
that always kept me hungry, was gone.

950
01:11:14,236 --> 01:11:16,500
Guess that meant I was happy.

951
01:11:29,618 --> 01:11:31,279
You shouldn't have done that.

952
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,352
"Funke, frosh,
steals tests and pins it on the prez

953
01:11:34,423 --> 01:11:35,788
"for a bid at Fran's hand."

954
01:11:35,858 --> 01:11:37,223
Son of a bitch!

955
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:40,785
One thing was clear,
Tad Goltz couldn't write for shit.

956
01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:45,963
- What the hell is this!
- You tell me.

957
01:11:46,502 --> 01:11:47,833
There's no way that story checks out!

958
01:11:47,903 --> 01:11:49,962
Schneider has been cooking the books!

959
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,973
What does that have to do with Paul Moore?

960
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:54,771
Nothing, but maybe Moore had nothing to do
with the SATs

961
01:11:54,843 --> 01:11:56,538
- in the first place.
- Bobby, just stop.

962
01:11:56,879 --> 01:11:58,608
I really believed in you.

963
01:11:58,681 --> 01:12:00,376
And I thought that you were
one of the few kids in school

964
01:12:00,449 --> 01:12:02,940
that didn't need to be popular.

965
01:12:05,254 --> 01:12:08,746
I'm recommending that Tad
get your summer scholarship.

966
01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:11,454
What?

967
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:14,218
I'm late for AP English.

968
01:12:27,743 --> 01:12:29,836
Smooth move, Doctor Love.

969
01:12:30,946 --> 01:12:33,380
You actually think
I went to all the trouble of stealing

970
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:35,542
the SATs just so I could go out
with Francesca?

971
01:12:35,617 --> 01:12:36,879
I would.

972
01:12:37,953 --> 01:12:40,820
Francesca and I are in love, Cipriato.

973
01:12:40,889 --> 01:12:43,915
Maybe that's something
you can't emotionally comprehend yet.

974
01:12:44,927 --> 01:12:46,087
Asshole!

975
01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:49,526
Francesca. Francesca, it's not true.

976
01:12:49,598 --> 01:12:50,826
Goltz is full of shit!

977
01:12:50,899 --> 01:12:53,197
Did Paul steal them or not?

978
01:12:53,268 --> 01:12:55,463
Well, I don't think so, but that's not...

979
01:12:55,537 --> 01:12:56,663
I trusted you, Funke.

980
01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:58,730
This is bigger than me and you. Okay?

981
01:12:58,807 --> 01:13:00,832
This is bigger than Paul Moore. This is...

982
01:13:02,778 --> 01:13:04,177
Francesca.

983
01:13:04,913 --> 01:13:07,643
Francesca, look,
you got to believe me, okay?

984
01:13:12,988 --> 01:13:15,149
Can I just get the hall pass?

985
01:13:16,859 --> 01:13:18,417
The hall pass.

986
01:13:21,397 --> 01:13:23,490
I got to talk to some people.

987
01:13:30,072 --> 01:13:31,630
Could I just get the hall pass, please?

988
01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:33,436
No, sit down.

989
01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:36,537
- Please, I need...
- Sit down.

990
01:13:54,696 --> 01:13:56,323
I don't have it.

991
01:13:58,634 --> 01:14:00,693
Porque no. 'Cause I'm the only one
in this whole class

992
01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:03,101
who didn't copy it off Steve!

993
01:14:09,778 --> 01:14:12,303
Yeah, well, no me gusta any of this bullshit!

994
01:14:26,428 --> 01:14:28,089
Thank God you got me out of there.

995
01:14:28,163 --> 01:14:31,326
You wouldn't believe some of the stuff
that I've uncovered.

996
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,493
I don't even know where to start.

997
01:14:33,569 --> 01:14:35,560
Point shaving, theft, embezzling.

998
01:14:35,637 --> 01:14:36,934
A pharmaceutical drug ring.

999
01:14:37,005 --> 01:14:39,565
- Is that gum in your mouth?
- There's these pills, right?

1000
01:14:39,641 --> 01:14:43,042
- Half the school...
- I just asked you, are you chewing gum?

1001
01:14:44,213 --> 01:14:46,078
That's... That's irrelevant.

1002
01:14:46,148 --> 01:14:48,116
I think there's something
really serious going on here.

1003
01:14:48,183 --> 01:14:51,778
You seem to be a little foggy
as to why I'm here, Mr. Funke.

1004
01:14:51,854 --> 01:14:55,290
From what I understand, you've made
a mockery of this entire high school.

1005
01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:57,825
You seem to think
that this is some kind of circus

1006
01:14:57,893 --> 01:15:00,327
and that I am some kind of clown.

1007
01:15:00,395 --> 01:15:02,329
I'm not an effing clown.

1008
01:15:02,731 --> 01:15:05,097
And I'm not here to bring joy

1009
01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:09,604
and love and light and laughter
into your effing heart!

1010
01:15:10,639 --> 01:15:13,335
Now I'm going to ask you one more time.

1011
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,477
And this time I expect an answer.

1012
01:15:17,880 --> 01:15:19,006
Is

1013
01:15:20,048 --> 01:15:21,276
that

1014
01:15:22,217 --> 01:15:23,445
gum

1015
01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:28,618
in your mouth?

1016
01:15:30,626 --> 01:15:32,685
Is this gum in my mouth?

1017
01:15:34,863 --> 01:15:39,596
Is this gum in my mouth?
Yeah, it is, actually. It's gum.

1018
01:15:39,668 --> 01:15:43,195
It's gum. It's gum! It's gum! It's gum!
It's gum! It's gum!

1019
01:15:43,272 --> 01:15:47,504
I chew it all the time, 24l7.
I've got a fucking jumbo pack

1020
01:15:47,576 --> 01:15:49,476
in my pocket right now!

1021
01:15:49,545 --> 01:15:54,414
My locker, filled to the brim with gum!
No books, just gum!

1022
01:15:54,483 --> 01:15:56,110
Now I am trying to talk to you

1023
01:15:56,184 --> 01:15:57,981
about matters
of the utmost importance here,

1024
01:15:58,053 --> 01:16:00,578
and you're talking to me about gum?

1025
01:16:25,948 --> 01:16:28,508
Bathroom breaks, you get one.
Right after lunch.

1026
01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,643
Bring your work in first thing in the morning,

1027
01:16:30,719 --> 01:16:32,687
which means you can get it done
by the end of third period.

1028
01:16:32,754 --> 01:16:34,381
Which is nice because
it gives you the rest of the day

1029
01:16:34,456 --> 01:16:35,855
to pretty much do whatever.

1030
01:16:36,325 --> 01:16:39,351
You get 15 minutes in the yard,
twice a week.

1031
01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:43,088
Mind and body, Funke, mind and body.

1032
01:16:50,072 --> 01:16:52,597
What should I do about Francesca?

1033
01:16:52,674 --> 01:16:55,575
Get some good porn and pray that she calls.

1034
01:17:17,265 --> 01:17:19,290
- Hello?
- Hello, dickhead.

1035
01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:21,829
You have got to be kidding me.

1036
01:17:21,903 --> 01:17:22,961
I've got two stories on my desk

1037
01:17:23,038 --> 01:17:25,268
and one contradicts
the living shit out of the other.

1038
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:28,173
Did you really think that you could
pull one over on old Ben Striedel?

1039
01:17:28,243 --> 01:17:30,734
Did you?
Because that's wholesale crazy, chief!

1040
01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:34,111
I have a 175 IQ.
That means I skipped the third grade.

1041
01:17:34,182 --> 01:17:36,377
You don't understand, Striedel.
I was framed.

1042
01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:39,716
The school treasurer is moving
money around to sell drugs.

1043
01:17:39,788 --> 01:17:43,019
That's rich. Now you're going to
frame the treasurer?

1044
01:17:43,091 --> 01:17:44,615
Is the class secretary next?

1045
01:17:44,693 --> 01:17:46,092
What's the money got to do
with stolen SATs?

1046
01:17:46,161 --> 01:17:48,652
Nothing.
They're two completely separate things.

1047
01:17:48,730 --> 01:17:50,095
Let me give you a freebie, kid.

1048
01:17:50,165 --> 01:17:51,723
Money's got something
to do with everything.

1049
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,234
That's Investigative Journalism 101.

1050
01:17:54,302 --> 01:17:58,500
Follow the money, dipshit.
You got till Monday to give me the truth.

1051
01:18:12,187 --> 01:18:14,678
I'm gonna call a time out.

1052
01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:16,413
Time out?

1053
01:18:17,025 --> 01:18:18,549
That was good.

1054
01:18:21,496 --> 01:18:23,020
L-3.

1055
01:18:23,098 --> 01:18:24,565
It's a hit! Fuck!

1056
01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:26,601
I told you putting it in there was a bad idea.

1057
01:18:26,668 --> 01:18:29,660
Really, Stinky Landy?
I put it where you wanna put it.

1058
01:18:29,738 --> 01:18:31,968
That's nice. Is it new?

1059
01:18:32,040 --> 01:18:33,837
No, it's my mom's.

1060
01:18:34,142 --> 01:18:35,700
Well, connect the dots.

1061
01:18:35,777 --> 01:18:37,404
I told you not to line up the ships like that.

1062
01:18:37,479 --> 01:18:39,640
It's like Pearl Harbor.

1063
01:18:41,917 --> 01:18:44,909
Could you guys please
just use your library voices.

1064
01:18:44,986 --> 01:18:46,977
Sorry, I'm just trying to think.

1065
01:18:47,055 --> 01:18:49,080
You can't let Goltz get
one up on you, Funke.

1066
01:18:49,157 --> 01:18:51,591
That guy is an enormous vagina.

1067
01:19:04,072 --> 01:19:05,767
Connect the dots.

1068
01:19:06,208 --> 01:19:08,335
Connect them, come here.

1069
01:19:14,616 --> 01:19:16,345
What are you looking at, Funke?

1070
01:19:16,985 --> 01:19:18,009
Funke, where you go?

1071
01:19:18,086 --> 01:19:22,284
These four walls.
You just stay, bounce... Like a pinball.

1072
01:19:22,357 --> 01:19:24,416
That's it. You can't run.

1073
01:19:31,433 --> 01:19:33,025
Hey, hall monitor!

1074
01:20:11,273 --> 01:20:12,570
Francesca?

1075
01:20:21,349 --> 01:20:22,680
Francesca?

1076
01:20:25,887 --> 01:20:27,320
Francesca?

1077
01:20:55,984 --> 01:20:58,248
Mathematically, it's a percentage of your life.

1078
01:20:58,320 --> 01:21:02,381
Four years, 48 months, 1,461 days.

1079
01:21:02,991 --> 01:21:06,051
High school is prom, football games,
boyfriends, girlfriends,

1080
01:21:06,127 --> 01:21:10,086
party at the rich kid's house.
Fun, simple, wholesome.

1081
01:21:10,832 --> 01:21:12,891
But it's really anything but.

1082
01:21:12,968 --> 01:21:15,596
High school might be
the least wholesome four years of your life.

1083
01:21:15,670 --> 01:21:18,366
And there's nothing simple about it.

1084
01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:21,807
High school is ugly, hard and complicated.

1085
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:25,643
As complicated as a conspiracy
to assassinate the president.

1086
01:21:26,047 --> 01:21:28,607
A conspiracy about to be uncovered.

1087
01:21:58,847 --> 01:22:00,474
Alex Schneider and the Mullen brothers

1088
01:22:00,548 --> 01:22:04,245
had been selling prescription drugs
since their sophomore year.

1089
01:22:04,319 --> 01:22:08,449
The Mullens' dad was an orthopedist
with a habit of boning his patients.

1090
01:22:08,523 --> 01:22:11,651
When he split with one of them,
the hip doctor left his family his van

1091
01:22:11,726 --> 01:22:13,990
and a box of prescription pads.

1092
01:22:14,062 --> 01:22:16,826
The brothers made due
with their inheritance.

1093
01:22:19,601 --> 01:22:22,195
But the Mullens weren't competent enough
to run things on their own.

1094
01:22:22,270 --> 01:22:23,396
Yo, shit biscuit!

1095
01:22:23,471 --> 01:22:26,565
These bottles aren't going to fill themselves.

1096
01:22:27,242 --> 01:22:30,211
Initially, the market for
academic performance enhancers

1097
01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:32,610
wasn't as ripe as they'd hoped.

1098
01:22:32,814 --> 01:22:36,045
So like good businessmen,
they created a demand.

1099
01:22:37,419 --> 01:22:39,410
They sabotaged tests throughout the school,

1100
01:22:39,487 --> 01:22:43,389
targeting the students
they knew would fold from the pressure.

1101
01:22:43,758 --> 01:22:47,592
If you erase enough bubbles,
you can erase a kid's future.

1102
01:22:47,662 --> 01:22:49,493
Supply and demand, son.

1103
01:22:49,564 --> 01:22:50,929
Business boomed.

1104
01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:54,863
So much so that they started
dipping into student council funds

1105
01:22:54,936 --> 01:22:57,131
to use as venture capital.

1106
01:22:57,872 --> 01:23:00,966
P. Moore wasn't exactly Alan Greenspan,

1107
01:23:01,042 --> 01:23:03,374
but it didn't take
an economic genius to figure out

1108
01:23:03,445 --> 01:23:07,404
that hundreds of dollars
were being shifted around weekly.

1109
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,473
Paul told Marlon what he'd discovered,

1110
01:23:09,551 --> 01:23:12,782
said he was going to put the kibosh
on Alex's creative accounting.

1111
01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,651
Marlon couldn't have that.

1112
01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:18,750
Things were too good. He had big plans
and the president was in the way.

1113
01:23:22,664 --> 01:23:25,030
He needed Paul out of the picture.

1114
01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:46,484
What's going on, guys?

1115
01:23:46,554 --> 01:23:47,851
Funke...

1116
01:23:49,090 --> 01:23:52,184
You just don't know when to quit, do you?

1117
01:23:52,260 --> 01:23:54,854
Guess not. Gum?

1118
01:23:58,900 --> 01:24:02,631
Changing the answers on the SATs
so you can sell more drugs.

1119
01:24:02,704 --> 01:24:07,038
It's clever, Marlon.
Twisted, but clever nonetheless.

1120
01:24:07,942 --> 01:24:10,502
Should make for a great story.

1121
01:24:10,578 --> 01:24:14,070
Bad move, Funke.
Open that window and bring him over.

1122
01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:23,484
Okay, here's the real story.

1123
01:24:23,558 --> 01:24:25,458
Bobby Funke made a few bad decisions,

1124
01:24:25,527 --> 01:24:28,018
lost his girlfriend,
and up and jumped out the window.

1125
01:24:28,096 --> 01:24:29,495
Just another tormented freshman.

1126
01:24:29,564 --> 01:24:31,464
I'm a sophomore, dick!

1127
01:24:33,501 --> 01:24:35,264
Throw his ass out.

1128
01:24:36,037 --> 01:24:38,631
- You won't do it.
- I won't?

1129
01:24:38,706 --> 01:24:40,230
These sorts of things happen all the time.

1130
01:24:40,308 --> 01:24:43,334
There's a lot of pressure
here at St. Donovan's!

1131
01:24:43,878 --> 01:24:45,243
Throw him out!

1132
01:24:47,082 --> 01:24:49,346
Fine, I'll do it myself.

1133
01:24:49,417 --> 01:24:51,351
Hey! Let him go!

1134
01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:56,150
Put him down! Delicately.

1135
01:24:56,224 --> 01:24:57,748
How the hell did they know you were here?

1136
01:24:57,826 --> 01:25:00,192
I might have made an announcement.

1137
01:25:16,411 --> 01:25:17,673
Funke.

1138
01:25:20,582 --> 01:25:23,608
Bob Woodward once said
that the first rule of good journalism

1139
01:25:23,685 --> 01:25:27,052
is never reveal the story
before it goes to print.

1140
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:30,421
But Woodward wasn't in love
with Francesca Fachini.

1141
01:25:30,825 --> 01:25:35,285
Before I cleared my name with the school,
I had to clear it with her.

1142
01:25:36,397 --> 01:25:39,093
I had to tell her I'd figured it all out.

1143
01:25:45,874 --> 01:25:48,001
Turns out, I hadn't.

1144
01:25:59,988 --> 01:26:02,115
You played me, Francesca.

1145
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,789
You played Paul.

1146
01:26:07,729 --> 01:26:10,163
You played the whole damn school.

1147
01:26:11,099 --> 01:26:13,363
Look out! Look out! Look out!

1148
01:26:13,701 --> 01:26:16,693
I need everybody to file out of this office.

1149
01:26:17,038 --> 01:26:19,836
Everybody except you five.

1150
01:26:19,908 --> 01:26:22,900
The five of you are in big fucking trouble!

1151
01:26:23,444 --> 01:26:26,971
Stay right here, get out of my way!
You, too, bonehead.

1152
01:26:27,982 --> 01:26:30,610
You'll never understand why I did it.

1153
01:26:34,756 --> 01:26:37,190
Nobody's misunderstood, Francesca.

1154
01:26:37,926 --> 01:26:41,623
It's just what people say
when they don't like who they are.

1155
01:26:45,900 --> 01:26:47,527
Bobby, wait.

1156
01:26:52,173 --> 01:26:55,142
Forget it, Funke. It's high school.