1 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,960 Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:15,520 Come on. Come on. 3 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,360 Here. Here. 4 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,600 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 5 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,520 Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 6 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,480 This is the "What can you touch and not touch" rules. 7 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:31,880 Can you touch this? 8 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,320 No, no, no. 9 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,800 Second touch. 10 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:45,200 Can you touch this? 11 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,400 No, no, no. 12 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,520 And finally.... 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,600 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 14 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,840 Can you ever touch this? 15 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,160 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 16 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,200 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. 17 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,080 And I don't see a cop in sight. 18 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,480 All right? 19 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,520 Oh. 20 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,120 You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... 21 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,160 ...ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. 22 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,240 - Hey. It's not funny. - Heh, oh, sorry, heh. 23 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,240 - They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's. 24 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,440 They could have been. 25 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,320 Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there? 26 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,880 Hey, what are we gonna do about her? 27 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,840 I don't know. 28 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,400 What was her name again? 29 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,760 What? I don't-- 30 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 I'm sorry. What's her name? 31 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,960 Uh. 32 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,200 You don't even know. 33 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,280 - I do. - You found her. You have to remember her. 34 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,360 - I know her name. - What is it, then? 35 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,000 It's.... 36 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,200 Penelope. 37 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,880 Whatever her name was, she was fun. 38 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,920 That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 39 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,760 That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. 40 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,600 - You made that? - Hmm? 41 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,960 You should sell these things. 42 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,800 Tsk, thank you. That's actually the idea. Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 43 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,160 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet. 44 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,480 Hm, I'm waiting for the bank to make the competitive loans I'm looking for... 45 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,440 ...and then I'll swoop in. 46 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,120 Cool. 47 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,080 I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good? 48 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,600 What? You're just gonna leave us? 49 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,440 Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 50 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,600 Probably. That's what strangers do. 51 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,640 - Don't do that... maybe? - Okay. 52 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,600 - Okay. - Okay. 53 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,240 So I'm going to see you again? 54 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,920 Tsk, uh, yeah, probably. I don't know. I'll, uh, call you. 55 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,400 Bye. 56 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,200 Where's George and the guys? 57 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,720 They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. 58 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,040 Where'd you get them? 59 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,080 Uh, you know, ah, industry referrals. 60 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,520 - My dick. You got them off Craigslist? - Heh. 61 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,840 I can't have fucking union guys around here... 62 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,400 ...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. 63 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,960 So, what am I supposed to do in there? 64 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,160 - Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. - Sal. 65 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,000 Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 66 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,880 Give me a minute? I want to straighten something out there. 67 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,560 You can hop up there. 68 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,000 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - What? 69 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,840 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know-- 70 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,840 Ah, heh, do me a favor, go up there and do it for 14 bucks an hour. 71 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,880 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 72 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,520 - I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm. 73 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,160 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son. 74 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,760 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour. 75 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,000 What's up? 76 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,640 You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? 77 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,160 - No. - Fuck. 78 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,360 How'd you get this job, anyways? 79 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,040 Craigslist. 80 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,720 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before? 81 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,240 Yeah. 82 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,760 Right, ugh. 83 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,840 So, what do you got in your bag? 84 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 - Why don't you open it up? - There's nothing in it. 85 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,160 Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up? 86 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,720 I got a nice ham, cheese sandwich.... 87 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,440 You know how to read, huh? 88 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,960 One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 89 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,480 I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 90 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,600 Is it dead? 91 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,080 What's that? 92 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,840 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 93 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,600 I think you're probably fucked. 94 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,720 Just tell them if they want to get into this... 95 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,560 ...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. 96 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,600 What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck are you doing, man? 97 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,080 Sorry. 98 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:00,200 It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic. 99 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,680 Why do you have that? 100 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,280 Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it. 101 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,840 It'll be like brand-new. 102 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Where are you from? 103 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,760 Citrus Springs. 104 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,640 Did you play ball? 105 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,640 Uh, yeah. Strong safety. 106 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,560 You don't look like a strong safety. 107 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:32,480 I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out. 108 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,280 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 109 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 110 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,120 Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight? 111 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,520 No, I'm sorry. I'm going to dinner. 112 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,320 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. What time do you have to be at work? 113 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:02,520 I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh... 114 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,840 ...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit. 115 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,480 - What? - Yeah, but I have.... 116 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 117 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,680 So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie. 118 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,680 You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 119 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,840 Why don't you just wear a tie? 120 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,360 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 121 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,800 Oh, God, brother. 122 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,480 What? I also... 123 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,840 ...could do.... 124 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,640 - What? - What? 125 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,760 - What did you say? - What did you hear? 126 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,960 You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. 127 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,040 - What game? - No. You do that all the time. 128 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,360 It's not working anymore. 129 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,960 - Talking about games, I could be a gamer. - Oh, yeah. 130 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,840 - And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money. 131 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,200 - I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money. 132 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,000 I have a very good voice. I do great impressions. 133 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,200 You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night? 134 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,480 - I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again. 135 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,080 - No. - Come on. 136 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 Listen to me. 137 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,840 These are my tortillas. 138 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,000 Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me. 139 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,800 - Argh! - Okay. All right. 140 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,160 In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... 141 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,360 ...and Paul tonight? 142 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,360 You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. 143 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,720 But sometimes people want to, you know... 144 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:29,640 ...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. 145 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks. 146 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,160 I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know... 147 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:41,280 ...that they're, uh, not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway.... 148 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Uh, let's talk about something else, you know. 149 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,720 You're right. I'm sick of talking about Medicaid... 150 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,520 ...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. 151 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,920 - Right. - I get it. 152 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,600 Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims... 153 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,360 ...and when you're doing huge property damage claims... 154 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,320 - ...but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. - Yeah. 155 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,280 Oh, wait, wait. 156 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,240 - Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry. 157 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,120 I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend. 158 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,320 I'm sorry. 159 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,760 - No worries. - I just forgot. 160 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,000 Someone will finish it, I think. 161 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,480 - There you go. There's a taker. - I will. 162 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,560 - Tsk. - Good? 163 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,080 Where are you going? 164 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,160 Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 165 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,160 Heh, uh.... 166 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,520 - No. Sorry. - All right. 167 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,840 Hey, Mike. 168 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,520 Mike. 169 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,160 Sorry, bro. 170 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,840 Hey, Mike. 171 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,840 - Hey, man. - Yo. 172 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,920 - Heh, what's going on? - What's going on, bro? 173 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,080 - Are you going in? - Yeah, we're going. 174 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,680 Can I come with you? 175 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,000 Uh.... 176 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,520 Pfft, dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. 177 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,600 Come on. I'd do anything. 178 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,640 Heh, it's not my fault. I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 179 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:25,000 I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro. 180 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,360 All right. 181 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,200 All right? 182 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,880 Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey. 183 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,920 Um.... 184 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,840 You're going to owe me. 185 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,320 - I promise, man-- - I mean, owe me. 186 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,160 No questions asked, owe me. 187 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,400 Anything. 188 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:45,720 Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in. 189 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,080 You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro. 190 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,880 George, dude, I got one. I'm sorry. I know, I know. 191 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,080 Thanks, bro. I owe you. 192 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,080 Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 193 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,440 Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these? 194 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,160 Thank you. Grab one. 195 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,040 Is it free? 196 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,520 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 197 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440 So I got us a new recruit. 198 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,760 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 199 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,000 Hey. 200 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,520 Heh, hey. 201 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,880 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 202 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,480 - Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah? 203 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,760 That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 204 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,480 What do you guys do? 205 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,720 - What? - Come here. Come here. 206 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,560 Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower... 207 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,320 ...a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 208 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,960 You know what I'm saying? 209 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,720 All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right? 210 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,920 Okay. 211 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,080 You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? 212 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,440 - Yeah. - Go talk to her. 213 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,360 What do you want me to say? 214 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,920 I don't care. Have you never talked to a girl before? Just go talk to her. 215 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,200 Be creative. 216 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,600 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 217 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,960 Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. 218 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,360 Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 219 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,560 Inside. 220 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,000 I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here. 221 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,560 I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 222 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,760 I know. 223 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,040 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 224 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,480 - Hey. - Hey, Carla. 225 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,840 Um, oh.... 226 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,600 Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. 227 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,520 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 228 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,080 - Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi. 229 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,280 Uh, no. I'm, uh... 230 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,320 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thank you for that. 231 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,960 Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 232 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,520 - Thanks for that. - Heh. 233 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,160 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? 234 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,000 Uh, me, please? 235 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,280 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Uh, yes, I would. 236 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,800 We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. 237 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,680 - It's true. - And I can't get drunk. 238 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,000 - You're 21? - Yes. 239 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,840 Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I-- 240 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,800 - Don't worry about it. - It's fine. 241 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,160 Oh, Adam. 242 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,520 - Hi. - Hi. 243 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,360 - I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz. 244 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,400 What do you say, baby boy? You want one? 245 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,000 I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them? 246 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,640 - Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo. 247 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,880 Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh. 248 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,840 Heh, absolutely. 249 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,080 - Yes. Okay. - Whoo. 250 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,640 - What, you guys go to USF? - Yeah. 251 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,760 - Mm-hm. - So it's summer break, correct? 252 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,320 - That's right. - Whoo. 253 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,200 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 254 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,400 I am 21, yes. 255 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,400 - Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo. 256 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,640 - We can't get drinks. - Ha, ha. 257 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,200 You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got. 258 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,600 I'm not a bad friend. 259 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,960 - You are a bad friend. - I'm trying. 260 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,240 You are a bad friend. 261 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,560 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 262 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,760 - What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha. 263 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,160 Wouldn't you like to know? 264 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,320 - Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha. 265 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,320 If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? 266 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,040 - Are you serious? Wow. - As a fucking heart attack. 267 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,440 We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too? 268 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,840 - How many? - Eight or nine? 269 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,160 That's perfect, actually. 270 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,920 Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door. 271 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,320 Okay. Maybe we'll come. 272 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,280 No. That's not a commitment. 273 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,880 Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. 274 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,240 - Me? - Oh, "little friend." 275 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,480 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 276 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,480 - He's absolutely gonna be there. - I will? 277 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,920 Then we'll be there too. 278 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,480 All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes? 279 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,000 - You're going to come. You swear? - Yeah, we promise. 280 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,920 - Dude. You're a fucking stripper? - Ha-ha-ha. 281 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,040 I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it. 282 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,800 Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks... 283 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,800 ...tip you out at the end of the night... 284 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,320 - ...if you really want to host. - Host what? 285 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,200 Yeah. No, for sure. 286 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,560 - I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha. 287 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 Who's your friend, Mike? 288 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,160 - This is the owner. Jesus. - Whoo. 289 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,800 Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah. 290 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160 You see that shit, Mike? 291 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,560 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 292 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,880 I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it. 293 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,920 No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool. 294 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,680 - Oh, it's fucking really good, heh. - Mm-hm. 295 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,080 Ah, who's this? 296 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,600 This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... 297 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,520 ...so I figured he could help out around here tonight. 298 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,840 How old are you? 299 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,320 - Uh, nineteen. - Nineteen. 300 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,840 - The fuck am I supposed to do with that? - Oh, come on. He don't look 19. 301 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,040 I can't have him host. 302 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,360 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 303 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,120 Then he can do props, can't he? 304 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,160 - I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is. 305 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,800 All right. Props. 306 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,400 You're on props tonight. 307 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,200 Do whatever Mikey tells you, any of the guys tell you. 308 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,360 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever. 309 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,760 Tonight. And listen up. 310 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,120 - This is not a fucking joke. - Heh. 311 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,920 All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running. 312 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,320 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability fucking my future up. 313 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,120 - Don't try it. Yeah. - Capiche? 314 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,560 One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. 315 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,560 Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh. 316 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,080 Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later. 317 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,840 He's going to help us out tonight. 318 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,360 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. 319 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,600 Whoa, I get it. 320 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,120 Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later. 321 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,760 And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid. 322 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,440 There you go, bro. 323 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,040 - No, thanks, man. - No? 324 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,320 - No. I'm good. - Suit yourself. 325 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,960 You handed it to me like the Hindenburg. 326 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,520 - How long you been on the force? - What? 327 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,920 The police. How long you been a cop? 328 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,880 I'm not a cop, man. 329 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,440 Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down. 330 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,320 Come on, man, sit down. 331 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,920 So how do you know Mike? 332 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,280 Uh, ahem. 333 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,160 We, uh, worked together on construction. 334 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,280 What kind of cash you make at that? 335 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,680 You all right, man? 336 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,480 What kind of cash you make? 337 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,560 Like 10 bucks an hour. 338 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,440 Under the table? 339 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,000 Yeah. 340 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,920 Hmm, not bad. 341 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,200 So you're here to help us out? 342 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,360 Yes, I am. 343 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,360 All right, so we got your first little piece of business... bam. 344 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,160 That look ashy to you? 345 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,760 - What's that, man? - That look ashy? 346 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,240 Heads up. 347 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,320 Just give it a little-- Just a little spray on that calf there. 348 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,840 Oh, come on. 349 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,280 Come on. 350 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,680 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 351 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,560 Just do it. 352 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,160 We all had to do it, man. 353 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,800 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. 354 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,400 Come on, Kid. It's all right. 355 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,000 We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man. 356 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,920 - Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good. 357 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,880 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 358 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,200 He fucking did it too. 359 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,320 Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right. 360 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,120 Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 361 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,000 You got your ID on you? 362 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,080 You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 363 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,600 No. We've already had a few drinks, so.... 364 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,200 No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. 365 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,440 We do a group act first, then we do our solos, then we do hot seats. 366 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,320 If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... 367 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,560 ...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. 368 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,320 Dude, it's easy. All you got to do is hand us... 369 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,480 ...our props before we go out on-stage. 370 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,080 All right? That's it. That's all you got to do. 371 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,920 You bring out whatever props and everything-- There he is. 372 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,960 This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. 373 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,080 Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... 374 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,280 ...giving you the cue before each act. 375 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,440 - Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. - It's the love potion. 376 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,720 - What is this? Strawberry? - What is that? 377 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:43,440 It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 378 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,520 Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man. 379 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,440 Give it a sample. 380 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600 You can't drink, so you want half a cap? 381 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,800 I don't know what the fuck it is. 382 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,600 It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 383 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040 - All right. - You sure? 384 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,640 All right, all right, all right. 385 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,320 Whoo! 386 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,680 Yeah. 387 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,640 How are we feeling tonight, ladies? Let me hear it one more time. Come on. 388 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:26,280 It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 389 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,720 So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash. 390 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,960 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 391 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,080 ...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 392 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,120 Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah. 393 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,680 Ooh, aah. 394 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,040 Tarzan. 395 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,360 Tarzan? 396 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,760 Where the fuck is he? 397 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,720 Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan. 398 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,080 Fuck, man. 399 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,040 Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh? 400 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,120 Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 401 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,440 I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. 402 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,840 Not putting what out there? 403 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,080 The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. 404 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,400 You're kidding me. 405 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,680 Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that? 406 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,480 No. I got the fire-phobia issue. 407 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,320 Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 408 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,840 ...you've been doing at home. 409 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. 410 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,600 All right. 411 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,800 We got to do something. Mikey, what you got? 412 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,800 - I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something. 413 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,800 - You go out then. - I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 414 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,680 - You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah. 415 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,240 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on. 416 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,360 Just start taking your clothes off. Walk out there. 417 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,800 What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them. 418 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,960 Just start, bro. 419 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,280 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go. 420 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,560 There you go. 421 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,480 Whoo! 422 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,120 All right, all right, all right. 423 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,000 Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight. 424 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,640 You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 425 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,760 You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. 426 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,960 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 427 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,720 - Five dollars a pop. - Come here. 428 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,520 That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 429 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,080 Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up. 430 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200 Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that? 431 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,360 Whoo. 432 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:29,840 - I love it. - Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. 433 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,760 Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here. 434 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,440 Go buy yourself fresh drawers. 435 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,160 He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. 436 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,880 Aaah! 437 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,880 Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. 438 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,680 You gotta watch out for herpes. 439 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,880 That too. 440 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,720 But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that. 441 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,400 Fucking worked. 442 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,640 I got you your money. 443 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,960 That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money. 444 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,520 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 445 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,080 Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? 446 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,920 Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time. 447 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,920 - Yes, sir. - Fucking worked, whoo! 448 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,960 Ho! 449 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,080 Ken, nice fucking robot. 450 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,680 Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. 451 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,640 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 452 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,600 It was loke 25 percent dancong, 50 percent marketing. 453 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,680 - What--? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice. 454 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,320 How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius? 455 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,000 - Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey? 456 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:40,280 Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week. 457 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,640 That'll work. 458 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,120 - And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir. 459 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,360 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... 460 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,480 ...throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 461 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,760 It worked though, didn't it? 462 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,000 Shit. I didn't know if it was, till he hit the floor. 463 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,840 - He pulled it out. - Yeah. What's his story? 464 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,640 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 465 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,920 Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... 466 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,240 ...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. 467 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,760 It was a good move, heh. 468 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,000 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking.... 469 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,480 - He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. 470 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,400 We could use some more youth on the team. 471 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,960 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow and we'll see what he's got? 472 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520 So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? 473 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,400 Miami, ah, is looking good. 474 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,800 I got a couple loopholes I got to get through... 475 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,560 ...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys. 476 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,880 But after that it's gonna be all green lights. 477 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,520 - What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing. 478 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,800 I love where your head's at. You're focused. 479 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240 You're like a big brother to this team. 480 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,240 Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. 481 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,760 I guarantee you that. 482 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,640 Both ways this time, though, right? 483 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440 - Two-way street. - Equity. 484 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,840 - E-Q-... - Say it. 485 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,560 - ...-U-I-T-Y. - Say it. 486 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,640 Oh. 487 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,160 - Hey, Mike. - Huh? 488 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,160 I think, uh.... 489 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,520 I think we should be best friends. 490 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,640 Okay, heh. 491 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,400 Let's go, heh. 492 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,040 So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 493 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,560 Uh, wet? Heh. 494 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,200 Fucking great. 495 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,880 Good morning. 496 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,520 - Hi, sis. - Hi. 497 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,480 - Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. 498 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,000 - Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. - Mike. 499 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,840 Are you a nurse? 500 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,480 I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork. 501 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,680 Way cooler. 502 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,880 Sure. Sure. 503 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,840 Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 504 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,240 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 505 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,800 Uh, apparently the knock-off place. 506 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,400 Heh, right. 507 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,200 - So how do you know my brother? - Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 508 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,600 But I'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though. I, uh, manage a few businesses. 509 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,560 Sure. 510 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,520 Sure, cool. Cool. 511 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,680 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 512 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,040 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk because I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 513 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,080 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 514 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,760 We were going to swing by IHOP on the way-- 515 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,480 Okay uh, good talk. 516 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,880 Um, I'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 517 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,320 All right, Kid. 518 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,200 Virgin dance the other night. No more. 519 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,240 You only have a cherry pop one time. 520 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,320 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 521 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,680 When I saw something is when you got off-stage. 522 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,480 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 523 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,760 I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 524 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,960 Take your clothes off. 525 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,840 - Right now? - Right now. Take them off. 526 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 527 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,760 Let's go. Take them off. 528 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,840 - Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 529 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200 Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 530 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,400 No. 531 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,800 - Then what are you doing? - Heh, taking off my clothes. 532 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,280 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 533 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,520 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 534 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,560 On the stage. Thousands of women. 535 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,800 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 536 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,320 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 537 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,320 You walk out. You own it. 538 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,840 You look around. You tease. 539 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,000 You seduce. 540 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,160 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 541 00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:00,520 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 542 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,480 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 543 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,640 Foom! 544 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,320 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 545 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,200 Now get up there, move around. 546 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,840 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 547 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,200 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 548 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,080 You are the husband that they never had. 549 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,120 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 550 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,680 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 551 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,720 ...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 552 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,200 ...and not get in trouble... 553 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,120 ...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 554 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,800 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 555 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,760 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 556 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,440 Fucking concentrate. 557 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,480 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 558 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,040 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money. 559 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,240 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 560 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,240 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 561 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,200 On three, you're going to stick it. 562 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,040 One, two, three, stick. 563 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,480 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 564 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,320 That's what I'm talking about. All right? 565 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,680 You can do this, because I know you can. 566 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,640 - I can do it. - Now, take a breath. 567 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,760 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 568 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,080 "All right, all right, all right. 569 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,200 Heh, we got the Kid coming up on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice. 570 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,080 Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready? 571 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,480 Yeah. 572 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,080 Why do you look scared for? 573 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,040 You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it. 574 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,240 We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner... 575 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,960 ...for Fourth of July summertime. 576 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,960 Dude. This has no back. 577 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,840 Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 578 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,720 What the fuck is this? 579 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,360 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 580 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,640 You don't want to look like him, do you? 581 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,800 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy? 582 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,800 Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas. 583 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,400 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 584 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,800 Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 585 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,800 Look, we think you got something. 586 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,760 I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... 587 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,920 ...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. 588 00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,880 Adam. 589 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,640 - Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want? 590 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,400 I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. 591 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,920 - Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. 592 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,760 Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 593 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,280 What about? 594 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,920 Um, About this box. I need to talk to you about this box... 595 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,040 Oh, fuck me. 596 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,480 ...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking-- 597 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,440 It's for work. 598 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,440 For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 599 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,520 I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 600 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,120 You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. 601 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,400 I don't care what your preferences are. 602 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,800 - Preferences? - I just want to talk to you about-- 603 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,440 Whoa, hey. 604 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,600 It is not what it looks like. 605 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,280 Is that my razor? 606 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,960 Yeah. 607 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 608 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,200 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 609 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,960 Why are you shaving your legs? 610 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,400 It's for work. Okay? 611 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,920 What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work? 612 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,160 Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. 613 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,280 This is the breakfast lovers' section. Here we go. 614 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,720 Hi, Mike. 615 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,920 - Hi. - Hi. 616 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,080 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 617 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,680 Either one. It's fine. 618 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,600 You really just came down to see little brother? 619 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,040 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 620 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,360 It is pretty funny. 621 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,400 You better take care of him, Mike. 622 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,720 Okay, Mom. 623 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,640 I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though. 624 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,240 All right, all right. Let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 625 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,960 Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go. 626 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,760 This next performer who's coming out... 627 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,880 ...he's one of a kind, ladies. 628 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,800 I saw this young man walking down the street about six years ago... 629 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,360 ...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. 630 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,560 Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe. 631 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,000 And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage... 632 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,280 ...so you can see with your very own eyes. 633 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,800 Our feature presentation, the one and only... 634 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,520 ...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. 635 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,280 Did you see your sister tonight? 636 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,600 - See my sister? What do you mean? - Yeah. 637 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,360 Your sister was there. 638 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,600 No, she wasn't. 639 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,440 Yeah, she was there during your act. 640 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,080 You talked to my sister? 641 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,560 I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes. 642 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,720 My sister saw me dance? 643 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,640 Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it. 644 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,040 - Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha. 645 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,520 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 646 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,200 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 647 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,200 Well, she did. I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was, uh.... 648 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,480 - She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof. 649 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480 How much money did you make tonight? 650 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,480 - How much money? - Yeah. 651 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,800 Like 230. 652 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,320 Two-thirty? That's good, man. 653 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,440 Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit. 654 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,080 - Get the-- - Ha, ha. 655 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,400 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine. 656 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,880 - You drive me around. - I can pay for my own gas. 657 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,880 It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 658 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,160 Thank you. 659 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,760 That's a beautiful necklace. 660 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,680 - Is that vintage? - Oh, I, um.... 661 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,360 No, it's.... No, it's, heh.... 662 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,240 My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think. 663 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,600 Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh.... 664 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,080 Name and Social. 665 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,480 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 666 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:58,040 038-00-7128. And I, uh... 667 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,240 ...brought the funds for my down payment. 668 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,600 - Yes. Yeah, heh. - Heh. 669 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,680 Okay. 670 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,080 All right. 671 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:24,440 We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane. Your score is-- 672 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,360 Right. I, uh, actually... 673 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,840 - ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh. 674 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,760 As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash. 675 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,800 He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment. 676 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,920 It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. 677 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,680 Absolutely. 678 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,280 Um, you are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business? 679 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:56,680 Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm, heh. 680 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,240 Honestly, the list goes on. 681 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,680 - Wow, you're a busy guy. - Ha, ha. Yeah. 682 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,480 Lucky to be. 683 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,880 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 684 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,800 There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but-- 685 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,360 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize. 686 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,880 This is what I do. 687 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,800 Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 688 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,760 It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. 689 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,080 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year... 690 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,320 ...when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain? 691 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,400 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 692 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,800 Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. 693 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,720 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... 694 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,400 ...to clients who score below our credit threshold. 695 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,120 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 696 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,800 Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me. 697 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,800 I get it. That's okay. It's okay. 698 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,600 All, uh, I'm asking for is a good deal. 699 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,880 Please, can you help me with that? 700 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,080 I mean, we do offer relief programs... 701 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:28,800 ...for our qualified distressed clients, so that-- 702 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,800 I'm sorry. What? 703 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,640 It's a relief program, so-- 704 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,240 Distressed? I'm distressed? 705 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,240 - No. No, not like that. - Heh. 706 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,960 Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed? 707 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,000 I don't think so, one. Two, I read the papers, okay? 708 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,600 The only thing's that distressed is y'all. 709 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,560 You can't get the door? 710 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,840 Happy birthday 711 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,480 Mrs. Pres-- 712 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,560 Oh. 713 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,280 Adam, it's for you. 714 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,480 Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft. 715 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,520 Ha, ha. Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party. 716 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,240 Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on. 717 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,840 No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try. 718 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,760 I'm going to go to bed. It's 7 in the morning. 719 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,920 "Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun." 720 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,080 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... 721 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,680 ...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. 722 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,480 What did I tell you? 723 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,160 - Paradise. - Heh. 724 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:44,280 Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 725 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,880 How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever, heh. 726 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,920 I literally was just thinking... 727 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,840 - ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha. 728 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,160 Get out of my head. 729 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,560 - Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey. 730 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,280 - What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends. 731 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,440 - Good to see you. - You too. How are you? 732 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,720 I'm good. Uh, this is, um, Brooke. 733 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,920 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 734 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,160 Brooke, uh, Joanna. 735 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,480 - Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini. 736 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,720 Thank you. You too. 737 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,200 - Is that a tattoo? - Yeah. 738 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,840 What does it say? 739 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,840 - Oh, uh, it just says I was 17, and.... - Ha, ha. 740 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,200 Yeah. 741 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,400 It's crazy. 742 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,320 Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up-- 743 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,760 She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh.... 744 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,240 What's the thing you came up to do? 745 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,720 Behavior analysis. 746 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,440 Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. 747 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,800 That must have been, uh, really enlightening. 748 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,720 It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. 749 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,840 She is actually the Kid's brother. 750 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,400 I mean, sister. 751 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,440 - Yeah, heh. Ha, ha. - Right. Ahem. 752 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,440 - Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah. 753 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,440 She has tattoos. You want a drink? 754 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,680 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 755 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,400 - It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too. 756 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,080 She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. 757 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:05,160 Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? 758 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,440 You're not into her? 759 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,880 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. 760 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,080 We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 761 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,280 It's not gonna happen. 762 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,280 - She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. - Oh. 763 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,680 Okay, if you decide you want to share... 764 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000 ...and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. 765 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,200 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 766 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,480 Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head. 767 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,120 I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself. 768 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,040 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again... 769 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,240 ...I wouldn't have even gone. No way. 770 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,280 You don't believe in school at all? 771 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,080 I think fuck school altogether. 772 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,080 When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... 773 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,920 ...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. 774 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,680 Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that. 775 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,800 I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 776 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,320 - Boo-yah! - Heh. 777 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,200 - I don't know why more people don't do that... - Hm? 778 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,200 ...just from an investment standpoint. 779 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,360 That's the state of the country, man. 780 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,200 America. People. Stupid. 781 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,960 I hope I get to meet your kids someday. 782 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,400 Tsk, Oh, no problem. 783 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,240 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 784 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,880 Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you. 785 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,880 He's starting this new life-coaching business... 786 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,800 ...that I really do think you might benefit from personally. 787 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,520 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 788 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,840 What? I'm sorry. 789 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,600 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 790 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,480 What would his kids even look like? 791 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,840 They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. 792 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,520 Oh, no. Oh, no. 793 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,040 Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. 794 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,560 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 795 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,640 I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. 796 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,800 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either. 797 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,080 No. You-- When you're on-stage, it all makes sense. 798 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,280 I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you.... 799 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,880 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 800 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,640 That's good to know. 801 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,520 Yeah. 802 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,560 That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage... 803 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,960 ...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. 804 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,720 - But Adam's different. He's.... - Why is that? 805 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,080 Well, he had a football scholarship. 806 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,400 A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... 807 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,480 ...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. 808 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,840 - Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah. 809 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,320 So I just don't-- I'm just trying to figure out... 810 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,680 ...why he's stripping. 811 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,600 - "Why" is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy? 812 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,680 - You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay. 813 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,320 - You ready? - Yeah. 814 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,440 He's 19 years old. 815 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,600 It's women, money and a good time. 816 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,760 I guess. I guess. 817 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,840 I got him. 818 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,600 Okay? 819 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,800 Okay. 820 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,440 - You gonna come to the show tonight? - No. 821 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,680 - You're gonna come. - No. 822 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,040 - You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. 823 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,640 - But you said-- - I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it. 824 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,960 - Does that mean you were lying? - I'm not lying. 825 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,320 I do know and I've been told 826 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,320 I do know and I've been told 827 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,360 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 828 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,960 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 829 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,000 Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 830 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,880 Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 831 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,720 Anything you want, he won't forbid 832 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,520 Anything you want, he won't forbid 833 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,880 Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love 834 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,680 Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love 835 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,560 What he got down low fits like a glove 836 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,200 What he got down low fits like a glove 837 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,600 Soldiers, sound off 838 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,800 One, two 839 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,520 - Sound off - Three, four 840 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:29,240 One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four 841 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,200 Ho, ho, ho, ho. 842 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,400 Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 843 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,000 I didn't-- He did that himself. 844 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,800 I'm bringing him home. 845 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,080 Hey, brother bear. 846 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,160 - Thank you. - He's just stoned out of his mind. 847 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,040 Heh, yeah, um, um.... 848 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,480 Hi. 849 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,360 What's up, dude? Yeah, we, we-- My bad. We, uh.... 850 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,840 - Yeah. - All right. I'll see you later. 851 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,320 What's up, dude? 852 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,760 Is that Paul? 853 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,640 - Yeah. It's-- Yeah. - It is? 854 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:05,720 - It's going good? - Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on. 855 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,680 Hey, I-- uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 856 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,960 I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I? 857 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,280 - Watch yourself. - All right, heh. 858 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,840 So, uh, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 859 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:19,840 Um.... It's good. It's good. 860 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,640 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 861 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,000 Social studies, or sociology or.... 862 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,000 Heh, did you say "social studies"? 863 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,560 Social science, heh? 864 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,200 What, am I in middle school or something, heh? 865 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,000 No. No. 866 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,840 - No? - Psychology. 867 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,360 So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? 868 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,720 Uh, I have, uh, six weeks until I'm.... 869 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,280 - For real? Six weeks? - Yeah. 870 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,120 And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 871 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,640 - Wow. - I know. People have to pay me now, heh. 872 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,040 - That's huge. - It is, yeah. 873 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,320 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. 874 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,880 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 875 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,560 Heh, I'm too fucked up anyway, so.... 876 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,800 Oh, you're not so bad. 877 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,800 So are you going to open up--? 878 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:24,520 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? 879 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,560 - Chatty Cathy. - Chatty Cathy. 880 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,600 And questions are off-limits, I guess? 881 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,680 - They're always off-limits. - Really? 882 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,760 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 883 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,160 What was your name? I can't remember. What was it? 884 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,920 Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call? 885 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,640 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 886 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,640 - Mm-hm. - Okay. 887 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,040 - Mm-hm. - Mm-hm, muah. 888 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,480 Get out of here. 889 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,200 That's what I'm saying. I'm.... 890 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,520 I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be... 891 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,280 ...this young and beautiful forever. Strip malls, I think I got a good idea. 892 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:55,200 You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV. 893 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,520 And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad. 894 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,360 - That's a great book. - You read that? 895 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,600 - I went to the convention. - Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki. 896 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,360 - Kiyosaki. - Yeah, that's the guy. 897 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 898 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,360 Heeey-ah! 899 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,640 All right, all right, all right, hey, ah. 900 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,400 If everybody can quiet down a second here. 901 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,520 Quiet down a sec? 902 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,520 Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. 903 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,320 Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 904 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,600 - Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. - It's all right. Thanks. 905 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,160 All right, now I got an announcement to make. 906 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,880 Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy... 907 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,800 ...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. 908 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,440 I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. 909 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,640 Now I'm going to tell you why. 910 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,280 Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful... 911 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,800 ...Saturday afternoon... 912 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,720 ...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 913 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,280 Can I get an "amen" on that? 914 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,520 - Yes. - Amen. 915 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,520 Mm. 916 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,320 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 917 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,400 Waiting for the sweet spot. 918 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,440 Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global. 919 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,760 Well, as of September 1st... 920 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,320 ...we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 921 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,960 No, sir, no, ma'am. 922 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:17,000 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings... 923 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,280 ...of 4000 square feet... 924 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,880 ...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. 925 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,120 Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 926 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,200 - Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? - They on their way, baby. 927 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,400 Kid, you ready for the big time, huh? You ready for the big time? 928 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,840 Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? 929 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,520 I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh. 930 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,280 Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. 931 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,360 - We are blessed. - They're gonna love you. 932 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,800 Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa... 933 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,640 ...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh! 934 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,400 Yeah. My main man. 935 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,520 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother, heh. 936 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,760 A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 937 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,520 I got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 938 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,520 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 939 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,600 All right. All right. 940 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,120 Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you. 941 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,560 We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said. 942 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,440 - Seven-point-five across the board-- - You meant to say 10, didn't you? 943 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,840 Congrats, Kid. 944 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,880 Thanks, man. 945 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:31,600 Heh, you know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me.... 946 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,880 Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. 947 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,920 I could make it worth your while. 948 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,840 Yeah, sure. 949 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,600 - I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah. 950 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,080 Who is that? 951 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,400 Nora. 952 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,760 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 953 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,600 Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 954 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,440 Huh? 955 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,120 No, I'm at, uh-- I don't know, I'm at this party. 956 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,360 It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. 957 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,560 How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present. 958 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,640 What? 959 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,680 - What thing? - Boom! 960 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,560 I got a thing. 961 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,840 Come on, you ain't-- 962 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,160 All right. 963 01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,240 Okay. All right, I'll call you later. 964 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,480 This is Herman. 965 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,160 Hi, Herman. 966 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,240 He likes you. 967 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160 Hey, y'all. It's all right. 968 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,840 Hey, man. 969 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,520 We'd like to order. 970 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,920 All right. 971 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,400 - That pig is so fucking cute. - Heh. 972 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,200 Angels or demons? 973 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,200 - Angels. - Angels. Okay. 974 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,040 - If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. - Heh. 975 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,040 - You're gonna fucking love this one. - Yeah. 976 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:07,040 Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami. 977 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,200 How you kids doing tonight? 978 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,720 That storm is crazy, huh? 979 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,520 - Beautiful. - Mmm.... 980 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,720 My wife's tits are awesome, right? 981 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,160 What? 982 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:36,040 I said my wife's tits are awesome. 983 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,440 Yeah. 984 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,560 Check them out, man. 985 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,800 - You fucking joking? - I'm not fucking joking. Check them out. 986 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,600 Feel them. They're so fucking, heh, amazing. 987 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,680 Come on. 988 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,520 It's okay. Go ahead, man. 989 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,880 - They're real, I swear. - Yeah, I bet they are. 990 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,600 See? 991 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,280 - Heh. - This is okay? 992 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,160 It's okay with me, man. She loves it. 993 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,200 I fucking love you. 994 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,400 No, man, I love you. 995 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,320 - You don't understand. - I love you. 996 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,240 No, I fucking.... 997 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,720 I fucking love you, man. 998 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,000 I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 999 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,600 I love you. 1000 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,880 I love you too. 1001 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,960 Is she even home? 1002 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,480 Brooke! 1003 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,480 Hi. 1004 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,080 What do you think? 1005 01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,920 Is it yours? 1006 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,320 Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 1007 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,000 It's very you. 1008 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,400 Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate. 1009 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:08,720 Come on. 1010 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,400 - Come on. - Come on. 1011 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,800 Come on. Come here. Come on. 1012 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,280 - Are you calling me like a dog? - What, huh? 1013 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:19,640 - Are you calling me like a dog? - Who did that? 1014 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,280 You want me to say something to him? 1015 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,040 - Ha, ha. - I'll say something to him. 1016 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:26,520 - Okay, so I've seen the stripping. - Yup. 1017 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,760 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 1018 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,920 It's "entrepreneur" actually. It's, uh, French. 1019 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,120 You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing. 1020 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,800 But the whole endgame is the custom furniture business I'm trying to start. 1021 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,120 Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands. 1022 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,440 - I did not say that. - Yes, I did. 1023 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,600 But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually. 1024 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,720 - That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is. 1025 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:55,560 If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest.... 1026 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,240 - The happiest? - Yeah, money aside. 1027 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,960 I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day. 1028 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,480 - Really? - Yeah. 1029 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,240 Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1030 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,360 Anything. Everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1031 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,200 Not the knock-off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. 1032 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:16,120 Hey. I don't have a custom furniture-maker man. 1033 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,720 - Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh. 1034 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,200 - So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh. 1035 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:24,680 I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans. 1036 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,560 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1037 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,640 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... 1038 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:34,960 ...and the stripping? I've saved about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1039 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,720 - Wow, 13. That's a lot of ones. - Heh. 1040 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,600 There were some fives in there. 1041 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,080 No 20s? 1042 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,560 You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s. 1043 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,880 - I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you. 1044 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,120 - No, that's okay, heh. - Heh. 1045 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,960 So, Miami, huh? 1046 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,920 Mm-hm. 1047 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,320 - Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 1048 01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:00,320 I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. 1049 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:07,480 Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice? 1050 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,280 By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice. 1051 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,720 - I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit? 1052 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,280 - Are we fighting? - Ha, ha. 1053 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,920 Is this our first fight? 1054 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,280 Come on. Let's make up. 1055 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,800 - I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face. 1056 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,160 - I really don't like being mad at you. - You guys are going to have fun in Miami. 1057 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,000 Just try not to forget about the normal people. 1058 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,320 Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires. 1059 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,560 - So you're not a vampire? - No, I'm not a vampire. 1060 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,080 Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I. 1061 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,800 - A thing for vampires, heh? - Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1062 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1063 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,880 I don't know, just like get some food? 1064 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,880 What do you mean, like a date? 1065 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,880 No. If you don't want to call it that, no. 1066 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,080 I don't know. 1067 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,840 Why? Because of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1068 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,040 Paul? 1069 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:05,480 - Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. - Hmm. 1070 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,960 How's that going, heh? 1071 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,560 - Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No. 1072 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,840 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck my brother's stripper friends. 1073 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,080 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1074 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,880 I was just talking about talking and being friends. 1075 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,880 If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1076 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,640 Are you trying to hit on my sister? 1077 01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:29,000 No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? 1078 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,160 Whoa, brother. 1079 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,920 - Not me. Her. - Heh. 1080 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:36,200 Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. 1081 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,080 Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text? 1082 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:41,160 We got a sorority in like a half hour. 1083 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,040 A sorority? 1084 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,000 Five hundred bones to rub our nuts... 1085 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:49,080 - ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here. 1086 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:53,240 I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1087 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:56,040 You guys are really.... Have a great time. 1088 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,040 Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. 1089 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,840 - Heh. - We gotta stop fighting. 1090 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,480 Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? 1091 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,680 You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. 1092 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,520 - I have the keys. - She's got the keys. We got to go. 1093 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,440 - Good evening. You live here? - Yeah. 1094 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,600 - Yeah? What's your name? - Kim. 1095 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,000 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1096 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,640 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1097 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:37,880 Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here? 1098 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:40,920 I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately. 1099 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,160 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1100 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,960 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1101 01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,480 - Yeah. - Yes? 1102 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,160 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1103 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,160 Uh, May 20th, 19.... 1104 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,360 That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit. 1105 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,520 We're going to be here for a while. 1106 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,200 Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1107 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:04,840 You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 1108 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,920 - No. - Good. 1109 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:09,080 Because I do. 1110 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,280 Did you see it? 1111 01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,560 Hey! 1112 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,040 Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl? 1113 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,320 No. 1114 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,800 I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick? 1115 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,040 Hey, fuck off. 1116 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,640 Okay. Cool. 1117 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,280 Hey! 1118 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,800 Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. 1119 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,800 All right, back the fuck up. 1120 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,160 Let's go. Let's go. 1121 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,880 Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... 1122 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,080 ...giving pills to girls that you don't know? 1123 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,400 - Shit, dude. - You're lucky we got out of there. 1124 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,080 - My backpack. We have to go back. - Fuck your backpack. 1125 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,680 No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills. 1126 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,000 Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. 1127 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,040 Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash. 1128 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,800 What the fuck are you doing taking--? Front from Tobias? 1129 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,840 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1130 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:04,080 Heh, I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred. 1131 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,440 "Like a hundred," or a hundred? That's a grand. 1132 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,400 Have to pay every one of those back. 1133 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,480 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what? 1134 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,320 - What do you mean, "fuck that"? - I got that equity, baby. 1135 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:16,520 Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo! 1136 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,400 I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares? 1137 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:23,880 Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit. 1138 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,000 Fuck. 1139 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,560 - You bailing on me? - Nope, not at all. 1140 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,680 - Oh, my God. What are you doing here? - Hey. 1141 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,800 I thought you were out of town, like, forever. 1142 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,200 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1143 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,520 - Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan. 1144 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,400 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1145 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:10,760 Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé. 1146 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,040 What? 1147 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,240 Are you fucking with me right now? 1148 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,200 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 1149 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,760 No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1150 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,320 It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1151 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,480 - Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir. 1152 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,040 Okay. 1153 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,760 Hmm.... 1154 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,000 Okay. All right, I'm not exactly.... 1155 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,840 Okay. All right. 1156 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,160 It was good to see you. 1157 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,320 Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in. 1158 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,680 TOBIAS; Coño, what happened? 1159 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,720 Uh.... 1160 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,200 It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. 1161 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,480 "It was fucked up"? "Sorry"? 1162 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,160 - Mm-hm. - That's all you got to say? 1163 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,800 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1164 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,000 I take it you didn't collect. 1165 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,560 Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money... 1166 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:18,200 ...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1167 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,960 It's the last thing I need for my reputation... 1168 01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:22,880 ...before we make the big move, Mike. 1169 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,840 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1170 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:26,200 Hmm. 1171 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:31,320 The last time I checked, I think it's the Kid and I's reputation... 1172 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:34,280 ...that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1173 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,040 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1174 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,600 I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me. 1175 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,880 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1176 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,320 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1177 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,120 Except for you, right? 1178 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,680 Old friend. 1179 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,840 Ah. 1180 01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,880 What are you thinking about? 1181 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:06,600 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh? 1182 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,320 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1183 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:15,880 I can walk right out that door. Right now. 1184 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:19,000 And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent. 1185 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,360 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1186 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,080 But you don't. 1187 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:28,080 You didn't. And you won't. 1188 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,760 Because you can't. 1189 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,680 I can't? Okay. 1190 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,160 So you got to deal with what you got. 1191 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,920 Hey, what's going on? 1192 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,200 - That pack you gave me? - Mm. 1193 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,160 - It's gone. - That's great. 1194 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:44,520 Gone. 1195 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,600 It's "gone" gone. 1196 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,600 - You lost it? - I'm sorry, man. 1197 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,600 Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this. 1198 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,360 We'll figure it out. It's fine. 1199 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,800 No, you need to figure it out. 1200 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,960 Get the fuck off me. 1201 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,560 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1202 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,920 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1203 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,000 You know that better than anybody. 1204 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,360 You want a bigger piece? Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1205 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,440 You're not getting any younger. 1206 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,240 What the fuck are you doing? 1207 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:22,880 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside. 1208 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:26,400 - Get changed. - Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1209 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,920 Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1210 01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,840 Perfect date time. 1211 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,200 Give me the astronaut thing. 1212 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,400 I met this guy.... 1213 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,720 You got them going out there, Mike. 1214 01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,120 Good job, man. 1215 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,160 He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... 1216 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,320 ...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. 1217 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,400 The first man in outer space... 1218 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,040 ...Russian. Yuri Gagarin. 1219 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,760 - Cosmonaut. - He's the second one. 1220 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:17,040 The first one died on reentry. 1221 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,520 We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1222 01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:08,920 Mike. 1223 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,120 Mike, hello. 1224 01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,520 Open up. 1225 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:27,040 - Mike. - All right. Hold on. 1226 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,520 - Hey. - Hey. 1227 01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:36,160 You have fun last night? 1228 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,440 - What? - Did you have fun last night? 1229 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,160 Yeah, uh, what's up? 1230 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,920 Is Adam here? 1231 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:46,320 He left me weird-sounding voice messages, sounded fucked up. 1232 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,000 And now I can't reach him. 1233 01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,400 - Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool. 1234 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,440 Where is he? 1235 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,440 Uh, he should be upstairs. 1236 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:03,760 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd call out. 1237 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:05,080 Kid. 1238 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,520 Adam? 1239 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,080 Adam. Adam. 1240 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,480 - Fuck. - Adam. 1241 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:13,960 Hey. Come here. 1242 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,840 Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. 1243 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,480 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1244 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,840 Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. 1245 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,760 - What the fuck did you do to my brother? - Relax. Yo, Brooke. 1246 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,560 He's breathing. He's fine. 1247 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:30,640 Get the fuck off me, Mike. I'll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. 1248 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,680 - He's going to be fine, heh. - He's not okay. 1249 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,560 - Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up! 1250 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,280 Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1251 01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:41,400 You think you have your shit all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1252 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:44,680 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it. 1253 01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,800 You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1254 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,880 - Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem. 1255 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:55,640 Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1256 01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:58,840 Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. 1257 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,840 Adam. God. 1258 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:03,240 Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go. 1259 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,120 - Stop. - No, Mike, this is my brother. 1260 01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:08,560 Brooke, let me please carry him out. Stop. 1261 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,000 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1262 01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,440 You hear me? 1263 01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:32,400 Come on, let's go. 1264 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:35,080 You guys need to stop already. 1265 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,400 Motherfucker. 1266 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,560 Mike? Get off of him. Hey. 1267 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:45,800 Hey! 1268 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,560 - Fuck off. - I'm so sorry, primo. 1269 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:51,760 Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1270 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:53,840 What are you doing breaking into my house? 1271 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,720 I tried calling your cell, man. 1272 01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,520 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1273 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:01,640 I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me. 1274 01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:03,640 That did a good job, didn't it? 1275 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:07,280 Look, man, I'm sorry. We're looking for the Kid, okay? 1276 01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:08,720 Uh, so you brought them here? 1277 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,880 - What are you looking for him for? - He's late on his front. 1278 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,960 And as you can see, he was due today. 1279 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:18,040 It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? 1280 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:21,440 No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? 1281 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,720 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1282 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,280 - What's his half? - Ten grand. 1283 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:33,280 - What? - Ten grand. 1284 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:37,600 I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1285 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,520 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay? 1286 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,720 Look, you got to-- 1287 01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:45,800 What am I--? 1288 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:49,320 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van... 1289 01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:51,640 ...until he can figure out something out. 1290 01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:53,640 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1291 01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:59,240 Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1292 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:07,040 If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day. 1293 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,720 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1294 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:12,760 Hey, look-- I just hate to see you doing this. 1295 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,120 Just don't give him any more shit to sell. 1296 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,880 No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. 1297 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:21,320 - One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you? 1298 01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:22,760 I'll talk to him. It's fine. 1299 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:55,000 Hey. 1300 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,400 Um.... 1301 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:59,360 I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1302 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,120 - Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay. 1303 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:04,880 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1304 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,160 Where is he? 1305 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:10,280 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1306 01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:19,120 Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1307 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:23,720 Ha, this is so much bullshit. 1308 01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:25,080 You know that, right? 1309 01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:28,840 This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious? 1310 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,800 - I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday. 1311 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:37,880 You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? 1312 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:40,480 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1313 01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,280 I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1314 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:45,680 I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised... 1315 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,280 ...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1316 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:51,240 You're the last person that I-- 1317 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,000 Yeah, I believe you... 1318 01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:58,600 ...and I know you're basically a good person. 1319 01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:00,840 Adam was... 1320 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,560 ...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1321 01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:09,320 I just can't be around your lifestyle. 1322 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,120 You can't be around my--? I'm not my lifestyle. 1323 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,480 That's who you think--? That isn't fucking-- 1324 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,440 I'm not-- Am I Magic, uh--? 1325 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:24,640 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1326 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,360 I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who-- 1327 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:34,520 That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1328 01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:36,440 I'm not just-- 1329 01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,360 That's why I want to go to Miami. 1330 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:42,040 I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper. 1331 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,320 I want to own something. I want to actually-- 1332 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:52,000 I've been trying to, this whole time-- 1333 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,480 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1334 01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:01,840 You don't-- Right now. Nothing. I'm just-- 1335 01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,440 You don't believe any of it? 1336 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:07,240 Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? 1337 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:14,320 I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this. 1338 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:16,520 But good luck to you. 1339 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,040 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1340 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,200 And Adam too. 1341 01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,560 But I'm going to be here. 1342 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,480 Hey. 1343 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:47,800 I, uh.... 1344 01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:51,400 I want to say thank you about the money. 1345 01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,480 I know how much that shit meant to you... 1346 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:57,360 ...especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do. 1347 01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:01,560 I, uh.... 1348 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,400 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that. 1349 01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:11,240 All right. 1350 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:15,400 Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably... 1351 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:20,520 ...but I can look back in 20 years and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1352 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:24,560 Fuck. Look where I was three months ago. 1353 01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:26,840 Three months ago. 1354 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,040 Look at where I am now. 1355 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:32,840 I can't thank you enough. 1356 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,680 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1357 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:38,640 I have money. 1358 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:41,120 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1359 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:44,360 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1360 01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:48,280 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1361 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:53,960 And we're going to have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1362 01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:57,040 So can you smile? Can you look at me? 1363 01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:01,080 I only have one thing to say. 1364 01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:03,800 To my best friend. 1365 01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:11,560 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for. 1366 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,800 And to bright futures. 1367 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:20,160 Ladies of Tampa 1368 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:29,120 The first time that you ever walked into my life 1369 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:35,920 In oh many ways you all became my wife 1370 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:39,720 Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you 1371 01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:45,680 Ladies of Tampa 1372 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:51,240 Even though we gotta go 1373 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:54,600 There's one thing you gotta know 1374 01:37:55,560 --> 01:38:01,000 Ain't no matter How much you love me for sure 1375 01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:04,120 Ooh, ooh, ooh 1376 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:06,120 I'll always love you more 1377 01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:11,840 I'll always love you more than you know 1378 01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:16,040 You got me tied to a chain I'm just a slave to your soul 1379 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:21,480 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho 1380 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,640 Ladies of Tampa 1381 01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,040 - I could be a friend to you. - Ha, ha. 1382 01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:12,720 What about romance? 1383 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,800 Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1384 01:39:16,120 --> 01:39:18,920 - My good friend, Andy. - Ha, ha. 1385 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:21,040 I'm just saying you always put up a fight. 1386 01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:24,800 I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3. 1387 01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:26,640 Hey, uh, what about--? 1388 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:03,400 Whoo! 1389 01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,640 - Yeah. - Motherfucker. 1390 01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:06,960 Dallas be riding again. 1391 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:09,400 Whoo! It's a fucking revival. 1392 01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,360 Huh! 1393 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,520 Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1394 01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:18,040 - That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit. 1395 01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:19,600 Still got it. 1396 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:21,960 Y'all ready to rock a little and fucking rein them in? 1397 01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:23,920 Yeah. 1398 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:25,160 Yeah. 1399 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,400 Where's Mike? 1400 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,960 He's gone. 1401 01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:29,200 Mikey? 1402 01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:32,080 He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. 1403 01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:33,520 Mikey's gone. 1404 01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,400 What do you mean, he's gone? 1405 01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:39,640 I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door. 1406 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,920 Hey, Mike, yo. 1407 01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:45,080 Let's go, we're up. 1408 01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:50,840 He's coming back, man. 1409 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,720 All right, come here. 1410 01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:01,560 You ready to be the man? 1411 01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:05,520 - Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready. 1412 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,720 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here. 1413 01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:12,600 Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1414 01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:15,600 All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out. 1415 01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:20,440 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey. 1416 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:24,080 All right, ladies. So we know we made fire. 1417 01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,880 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1418 01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:30,680 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1419 01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:33,880 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. 1420 01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:39,640 The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1421 01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:55,960 Hey. 1422 01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:58,360 What are you doing here? 1423 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,680 Um.... 1424 01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:04,880 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1425 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:11,120 Can I, uh, um...? 1426 01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:14,360 I just need to talk. 1427 01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:21,480 Yeah, okay. 1428 01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:23,480 Come on in. 1429 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,560 Um.... 1430 01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,480 I, uh-- I just came by to-- 1431 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:53,760 Look, before you say anything... 1432 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,600 ...I just need you to know that... 1433 01:43:55,760 --> 01:44:00,120 ...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1434 01:44:00,280 --> 01:44:02,720 And that was really a lot of money. 1435 01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:06,320 - You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him. 1436 01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:10,560 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just-- 1437 01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:15,440 Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami. 1438 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:21,280 - Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done. 1439 01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:25,200 Wow. 1440 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,160 What are you gonna do? 1441 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:34,680 Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan. 1442 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:43,320 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1443 01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:50,920 What, like a date? 1444 01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:54,520 Well.... 1445 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,760 What would Tall Paul say, huh? 1446 01:44:58,440 --> 01:45:03,800 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. 1447 01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:07,800 He didn't like breakfast food? 1448 01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:11,720 Not as much as I do. 1449 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:17,440 This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1450 01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:18,840 Okay. 1451 01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,240 Let's go get something to eat. 1452 01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:26,320 The thing is I only go to one place. It's my favorite place. 1453 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:29,480 They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in... 1454 01:45:29,640 --> 01:45:32,480 ...the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too. 1455 01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:35,520 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1456 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:38,320 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1457 01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:41,840 The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m. 1458 01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:50,480 That's like seven hours from now. 1459 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:53,760 Mm-hm. 1460 01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:56,120 Yeah. 1461 01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:01,240 What could we do with seven hours?