1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:05,164 [Andy] Oh, Rose Marie 2 00:00:05,263 --> 00:00:07,271 - I love you - [Woman Screaming] 3 00:00:07,375 --> 00:00:09,896 [Groans] 4 00:00:09,999 --> 00:00:12,584 - I'm always dreaming - [Screaming] 5 00:00:12,687 --> 00:00:15,557 Of you 6 00:00:15,664 --> 00:00:17,637 No matter what I do 7 00:00:17,743 --> 00:00:18,823 - Aaah! - No matter what I do 8 00:00:18,927 --> 00:00:21,961 - I can't forget you - [Groaning] 9 00:00:23,503 --> 00:00:27,180 Sometimes I wish that I'd 10 00:00:27,280 --> 00:00:28,840 Never met you 11 00:00:28,943 --> 00:00:31,497 - [Screaming] - [Grunting] 12 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:35,429 And yet if I 13 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,575 Should lose you 14 00:00:37,678 --> 00:00:40,199 - Time out! - [Woman Yells] 15 00:00:40,303 --> 00:00:42,312 It would mean my very life 16 00:00:42,416 --> 00:00:44,238 - What's your problem? - To me 17 00:00:44,335 --> 00:00:46,987 All right, you are out of here! 18 00:00:47,088 --> 00:00:50,054 Of all the queens that ever lived 19 00:00:50,158 --> 00:00:54,088 - [Bell Rings] - I choose you 20 00:00:54,191 --> 00:00:56,679 To rule me 21 00:00:56,782 --> 00:01:00,906 - My Rose Marie - Two adults, please. Thank you. 22 00:01:01,008 --> 00:01:03,790 - You want some popcorn? - Um, no, thank you. 23 00:01:03,887 --> 00:01:05,709 I really want one. 24 00:01:05,808 --> 00:01:09,518 Um, a large tub of popcorn, please. Extra butter. 25 00:01:09,614 --> 00:01:14,022 Why did you call me? You are the last person 26 00:01:14,127 --> 00:01:17,161 Gosh, uh-- Gee, Lynne, I mean-- 27 00:01:17,263 --> 00:01:20,045 I was just so impressed with your wrestling moves. 28 00:01:20,144 --> 00:01:21,966 Yeah, you're impressed with something. 29 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:24,845 - You had a huge boner on national television. 30 00:01:24,944 --> 00:01:26,766 - Yes, you did! - Come on. 31 00:01:26,864 --> 00:01:29,034 I had it taped down and everything. 32 00:01:29,135 --> 00:01:30,958 I hope I didn't offend you. 33 00:01:31,055 --> 00:01:32,877 I'm here, aren't I? 34 00:01:32,976 --> 00:01:35,909 Hey, wanna go to Memphis and get married? 35 00:01:38,384 --> 00:01:41,198 Do I wanna go to Memphis and get married? 36 00:01:41,294 --> 00:01:43,979 - Mm-hmm. - Wh-- [Giggles] 37 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:46,862 Why Memphis? 38 00:01:46,958 --> 00:01:50,058 Because Memphis is the wrestling capital of the world. 39 00:01:50,159 --> 00:01:51,981 I'll get up in the ring... 40 00:01:52,080 --> 00:01:54,862 and I'll announce that I'll marry the first woman who beats me. 41 00:01:54,959 --> 00:01:58,026 Then you can get up, we'll wrestle, I'll let you win-- 42 00:01:58,127 --> 00:02:01,323 - You'll let me win? - I'll let you win. I'll let you. 43 00:02:01,424 --> 00:02:05,481 Then we'll run off and get married on the David Letterman show. 44 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:07,406 - God! - Okay? 45 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,261 What do you say? 46 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:17,166 Is this for real? 47 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:19,303 - Shut up! - Boo! 48 00:02:19,438 --> 00:02:21,708 - Shut up! - [Crowd Jeering, Yelling] 49 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:25,866 I demand silence when I am talking! 50 00:02:25,968 --> 00:02:29,350 Total lack of respect from Mr. Hollywood-- 51 00:02:29,456 --> 00:02:33,229 If there is one woman here tonight who thinks she can defeat me, 52 00:02:33,328 --> 00:02:35,717 that lucky little lady... 53 00:02:35,823 --> 00:02:38,507 will get to marry me! 54 00:02:38,607 --> 00:02:42,219 Let me ask you, folks-- What kind of man would 55 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,393 Kaufman! 56 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,110 - Kaufman! - Oooh. 57 00:02:48,208 --> 00:02:51,469 - Whoo! - I'll take you on, you sissy. 58 00:02:51,568 --> 00:02:54,437 Whoa! The little lady is upset! 59 00:02:54,543 --> 00:02:56,845 Well, let me tell you something, baby. 60 00:02:56,944 --> 00:03:00,391 Go back to the kitchen where you belong before you get hurt. 61 00:03:00,496 --> 00:03:03,594 You get in the kitchen, 'cause I'm gonna make you do my dishes! 62 00:03:03,696 --> 00:03:06,925 [Man]Hey! Stop it! Stop it! 63 00:03:07,023 --> 00:03:10,155 - This woman is a fake! - [Crowd Goes Silent] 64 00:03:10,256 --> 00:03:13,899 She's nothing more than Andy Kaufman's girlfriend. 65 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,065 What? Well, there you go. 66 00:03:17,167 --> 00:03:20,037 - That's not true! That's not true! - [Booing, Jeering Resume] 67 00:03:20,144 --> 00:03:22,511 [Woman] Faker! 68 00:03:22,606 --> 00:03:25,803 - That is not true! - Oh, yeah, that's true. 69 00:03:25,904 --> 00:03:29,581 I'm not gonna allow you to make fools out of all these people. 70 00:03:29,678 --> 00:03:31,948 Who the hell are you? 71 00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:35,113 I'm Jerry Lawler, the king of Memphis wrestling! 72 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,637 - He's the King. - [Cheering, Shouting] 73 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,897 Hey, Kaufman, 74 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:43,886 if you wanna wrestle somebody, 75 00:03:43,982 --> 00:03:45,739 I brought a real wrestler. 76 00:03:45,839 --> 00:03:48,228 She's trained, and she's ready! 77 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:50,954 Let's see if you can handle Foxy Jackson! 78 00:03:51,054 --> 00:03:53,194 - [Cheering Intensifies] - [Commentator] Oh, my! 79 00:03:53,295 --> 00:03:57,998 Foxy Jackson and Andy Kaufman right here, one-on-one! 80 00:03:58,095 --> 00:04:01,707 I never agreed to this! I will not do this! 81 00:04:01,807 --> 00:04:04,938 Lawler, I did not agree to this. This is against the rules! 82 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:09,261 [Commentator] I don't think that Kaufman 83 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:12,109 - Kick his butt! - Mr. Hollywood. 84 00:04:14,159 --> 00:04:17,388 Again, Kaufman showing a total lack of respect. 85 00:04:17,488 --> 00:04:20,585 Foxy Jackson's gonna take Kaufman to the woodshed, folks. 86 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,706 Kaufman's hangin' on the ropes like a little baby. 87 00:04:29,807 --> 00:04:33,550 Foxy's about to take Kaufman right out of his shorts! 88 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:39,981 [Shouting, Cheering Continue] 89 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,912 - One, two-- - Can you believe it? 90 00:04:56,016 --> 00:04:57,990 - I got her! - Get off of her! 91 00:04:58,094 --> 00:05:00,876 [Commentator] Get him off of her. Come on! 92 00:05:00,975 --> 00:05:02,536 Now there goes the King. 93 00:05:02,638 --> 00:05:06,633 Oh, the King just threw Kaufman down like a rag doll! 94 00:05:06,735 --> 00:05:09,997 The King took matters into his own hands! 95 00:05:10,095 --> 00:05:11,917 What are you doing? 96 00:05:12,016 --> 00:05:13,838 I do not wrestle men! 97 00:05:13,936 --> 00:05:15,822 I am gonna sue you, Lawler! 98 00:05:15,919 --> 00:05:19,019 I am a national TV star, 99 00:05:19,118 --> 00:05:21,573 and I don't like dumb, stupid crackers... 100 00:05:21,679 --> 00:05:23,819 coming in the ring, pushing me around! 101 00:05:23,918 --> 00:05:26,854 I did not agree to wrestle you! I did not agree! 102 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:28,901 This is assault and battery, 103 00:05:29,008 --> 00:05:31,943 and I'm gonna get a team of lawyers to sue you... 104 00:05:32,047 --> 00:05:34,829 and your children and your children's children. 105 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:36,749 Let me tell you something, Kaufman. 106 00:05:36,846 --> 00:05:39,083 Wrestling's a very serious sport to me, 107 00:05:39,183 --> 00:05:41,899 and I don't appreciate some jerk like you trying to make fun of it. 108 00:05:41,999 --> 00:05:46,155 And I certainly don't appreciate a jerk like you trying to make 109 00:05:46,255 --> 00:05:48,078 So we can go to court, 110 00:05:48,176 --> 00:05:51,240 or you can get in the ring with a man and wrestle for real! 111 00:05:51,343 --> 00:05:53,252 Oh, you wanna "rassle" me? 112 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:56,523 You wanna "rassle" me Memphis style? 113 00:05:56,624 --> 00:06:00,397 Well, let me tell you something, Mr. Lawler-- I am gonna 114 00:06:01,936 --> 00:06:04,237 [Crowd Continues Shouting] 115 00:06:04,334 --> 00:06:06,156 [Bell Ringing] 116 00:06:08,175 --> 00:06:09,997 Come on, Kaufman! 117 00:06:11,918 --> 00:06:14,220 They didn't know what hit them! Oh! 118 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,102 Is it an act? Is it an act? 119 00:06:17,199 --> 00:06:20,298 Or are you just addicted to causing trouble? 120 00:06:20,398 --> 00:06:23,180 I can quit anytime I want, baby! 121 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:25,581 You know what? I'm not a prop. 122 00:06:25,679 --> 00:06:28,461 Don't ever treat me like that again. 123 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:31,559 I'm sorry. Hey. Hey. 124 00:06:31,664 --> 00:06:35,241 Uh, I just get caught up, that's all. 125 00:06:37,103 --> 00:06:39,405 Sometimes I get lost. 126 00:06:44,944 --> 00:06:47,497 Please, Andy, enough with the wrestling. 127 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,433 You don't think I can beat him? 128 00:06:51,534 --> 00:06:54,437 He's the Southern heavyweight champion. He'll kill you. 129 00:06:54,543 --> 00:06:56,365 I don't know. 130 00:06:56,464 --> 00:06:59,944 I've wrestled women bigger than him, and I've mopped the floor with them. 131 00:07:00,048 --> 00:07:03,463 First you piss off women. Then you piss off the South. 132 00:07:03,566 --> 00:07:06,763 Then you get killed, and I did the booking. 133 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:09,676 Funny. 134 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:12,557 Listen, I got this job that I want you to take. 135 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,957 It's guest-hosting the TV show Fridays. 136 00:07:15,055 --> 00:07:17,838 It's not a great TV show, but it'll be good for you. 137 00:07:17,936 --> 00:07:20,903 It's live, they'll give you carte blanche... 138 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:24,269 and you get back in the business of making people laugh. 139 00:07:25,742 --> 00:07:28,742 - You said live? - Live. 140 00:07:28,847 --> 00:07:30,669 I don't do drug humor. 141 00:07:30,768 --> 00:07:33,550 Andy, it's fine. This is what the show is all about. 142 00:07:33,647 --> 00:07:35,404 Kids love this stuff. 143 00:07:35,502 --> 00:07:38,917 I don't do drugs, and I don't enjoy making light of them. 144 00:07:39,022 --> 00:07:40,844 I was promised creative control. 145 00:07:40,943 --> 00:07:42,765 Nobody promised you creative control. 146 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:46,125 I got you the script three days ago, and you haven't 147 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,710 We're going live in a few minutes. It's too late. 148 00:07:48,815 --> 00:07:50,637 Let's go! Bring the audience in! 149 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:53,518 - [Announcer] Live from the Los Angeles Basin, 150 00:07:53,615 --> 00:07:55,437 it 's Fridays! 151 00:07:55,536 --> 00:07:59,082 Special Guest Star: Andy Kaufman! 152 00:08:00,592 --> 00:08:03,821 [Man] In this sketch, two married couples 153 00:08:03,919 --> 00:08:07,180 Everybody has secretly brought along a joint. 154 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:09,101 [Audience Laughs] 155 00:08:09,198 --> 00:08:12,940 Carl was the last one to sneak to the bathroom 156 00:08:13,039 --> 00:08:16,104 and now he's coming back to the table. 157 00:08:16,239 --> 00:08:18,509 [Audience Cheering, Applauding] 158 00:08:18,606 --> 00:08:21,390 Gee, restaurants are amazing, aren't they? 159 00:08:21,488 --> 00:08:25,677 Strangers sitting around, stuffing dead animals 160 00:08:25,774 --> 00:08:28,426 - It's incredible, isn't it? - [Laughs] 161 00:08:28,528 --> 00:08:30,633 Yeah, gee, 162 00:08:30,736 --> 00:08:32,677 and... the bathrooms... 163 00:08:32,782 --> 00:08:35,149 are... so... colorful-- 164 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:37,550 [Smattering Of Studio Audience Laughter] 165 00:08:45,999 --> 00:08:48,420 [Coughing, Nervous Chuckling] 166 00:08:49,519 --> 00:08:51,341 Everything okay... Carl? 167 00:08:51,438 --> 00:08:54,951 I'm sorry. I-- I just... can't do it. 168 00:08:55,055 --> 00:08:57,707 I-- I can't play stoned. 169 00:08:59,054 --> 00:09:00,876 Read the cue cards. 170 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:02,797 I can't play stoned. 171 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:04,651 I-- I feel... stupid. 172 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:07,654 You feel stupid? What about us? 173 00:09:07,759 --> 00:09:11,239 [Gasping, Murmuring, Nervous Giggles] 174 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,342 I'm sorry. 175 00:09:23,439 --> 00:09:25,261 - I'm sorry. - [Audience Continues 176 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:30,121 - [Gasps] - Andy. 177 00:09:30,224 --> 00:09:31,979 [Cheering, Laughing] 178 00:09:33,519 --> 00:09:35,341 You didn't have to do that. 179 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,269 - [Audience Gasping] - Cut it out! 180 00:09:40,366 --> 00:09:42,953 Oh-- You jerk! 181 00:09:43,055 --> 00:09:45,357 Okay, that's it. Go to commercial now. 182 00:09:45,455 --> 00:09:49,165 - I told you I didn't want to do this sketch. 183 00:09:49,262 --> 00:09:50,791 [All Gasping] 184 00:09:50,895 --> 00:09:53,677 Don't you touch me! You're a nut! 185 00:09:53,774 --> 00:09:55,269 - Break it up! - A nut! 186 00:09:55,375 --> 00:09:57,993 - Settle down. - [Scuffling Continues] 187 00:09:58,094 --> 00:10:01,259 Oh, why does Andy do that? Why? Why? 188 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:03,398 I started using Suave-- 189 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,324 We've gone to commercial! 190 00:10:05,423 --> 00:10:07,812 - [Man] Excuse me! - You're never 191 00:10:07,918 --> 00:10:11,781 Excuse me! Ladies and gentlemen, please. 192 00:10:11,886 --> 00:10:15,302 You have all just participated in a happening. 193 00:10:16,623 --> 00:10:18,826 Oh! 194 00:10:18,927 --> 00:10:21,709 [Cheering, Applause] 195 00:10:23,406 --> 00:10:26,221 Now, okay, you know, 196 00:10:26,319 --> 00:10:30,541 to make it real, some of you down there knew what was 197 00:10:30,638 --> 00:10:33,638 But we don't want to upset the folks at home, 198 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:38,761 so now Andy is going to tell them that it was all just a prank. 199 00:10:38,863 --> 00:10:42,659 - [Applause] - [Woman] Coming back 200 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:45,805 [Applause Quiets] 201 00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,686 During the commercials, 202 00:10:48,783 --> 00:10:52,044 the people at ABC told me to explain to you... 203 00:10:52,143 --> 00:10:54,924 that this whole fight episode was staged. 204 00:10:55,022 --> 00:10:57,258 - Oh, good. - It's a lie! 205 00:10:57,358 --> 00:10:59,182 - It's a cover-up! - [Audience Laughing] 206 00:10:59,278 --> 00:11:02,345 Why are you laughing? I don't understand. 207 00:11:02,446 --> 00:11:04,269 What you saw was real! 208 00:11:04,367 --> 00:11:08,108 No, these-- these things happen all the time at the networks, 209 00:11:08,207 --> 00:11:10,278 - Cut to commercial. - You see? 210 00:11:10,382 --> 00:11:12,685 You see? 211 00:11:12,783 --> 00:11:16,044 For sure they're gonna fire me, so if you want to see me again 212 00:11:18,126 --> 00:11:19,817 - Ho ho ho Green Giant 213 00:11:19,918 --> 00:11:22,023 The Giant's flavor-tight pouch Lets you-- 214 00:11:22,126 --> 00:11:24,135 That kid is totally meshuga. 215 00:11:24,239 --> 00:11:24,847 [Crowd Screaming, Cheering] 216 00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:26,953 [Crowd Screaming, Cheering] 217 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:35,085 - ["Theme From Rocky"] - [Announcer] Jerry Lawler! 218 00:11:40,239 --> 00:11:42,791 - [Continues] - [Ring Announcer] 219 00:11:42,895 --> 00:11:45,165 in the history of Memphis, Tennessee, 220 00:11:45,263 --> 00:11:47,651 stepping inside a squared circle. 221 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:53,577 At 236 pounds, 222 00:11:55,023 --> 00:11:59,398 Jerry "The King" Lawler! 223 00:12:03,215 --> 00:12:05,998 - [A Cappella: "March And Fanfare"] 224 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,233 at 191 pounds, 225 00:12:08,334 --> 00:12:10,539 [Booing, Jeering] 226 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:14,567 the holder of the world intergender championship, 227 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:19,374 here is Andy Kaufman! 228 00:12:19,471 --> 00:12:22,983 [Commentator] You can hear the ovation, or lack of one, 229 00:12:23,086 --> 00:12:25,989 The cheers turned to jeers. 230 00:12:26,096 --> 00:12:29,836 Lawler is gonna settle a score for each and every one of us, 231 00:12:29,936 --> 00:12:34,604 because we've all been insulted by this hideous Andy Kaufman 232 00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,037 The referee assigned to this bout-- 233 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:39,436 [Booing, Jeering Continue] 234 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,957 Before we begin this event, 235 00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,916 I just want to say a couple of things to you disgusting people! 236 00:12:47,022 --> 00:12:51,333 [Commentator] Oh, come on. That's just not right. 237 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,578 Are you listening to me? 238 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,644 Okay! 239 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,229 Ladies and gentlemen, 240 00:13:00,334 --> 00:13:04,109 this is a bar of soap. 241 00:13:04,207 --> 00:13:06,627 - [Jeering Intensifies] - Say it with me. 242 00:13:06,734 --> 00:13:08,294 "Soap." 243 00:13:08,397 --> 00:13:12,042 All you have to do is wet this bar of soap... 244 00:13:12,143 --> 00:13:14,149 and wipe your hands with it... 245 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:16,078 and rub it on your body, 246 00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:20,747 and soon that disgusting, filthy dirt will come off! 247 00:13:20,847 --> 00:13:23,147 Why is he saying these things? 248 00:13:23,248 --> 00:13:26,062 He's just engaging the audience. He's riling them up. 249 00:13:26,159 --> 00:13:27,980 They are going to lynch him. 250 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:30,534 And now for lesson two! 251 00:13:30,639 --> 00:13:33,420 This is toilet paper! 252 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:35,340 [Commentator] Oh, good grief! 253 00:13:35,437 --> 00:13:37,577 - You just-- - [Cheering Intensifies] 254 00:13:37,679 --> 00:13:41,835 I'm gonna tell you something, Kaufman-- 255 00:13:41,936 --> 00:13:45,480 Let's do what we came here to do. Let's wrestle right now! 256 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,366 [Commentator] Well, here we go. The King is ready. 257 00:13:48,462 --> 00:13:51,246 And I hope, for Kaufman's sake, he's ready. 258 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,653 - [Bell Rings] - [Crowd Chanting] 259 00:13:55,758 --> 00:13:59,949 [Commentator] Kaufman's due a trip 260 00:14:01,103 --> 00:14:04,616 Now, I never thought I'd see the day that-- 261 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,824 Yeah, look at Kaufman. 262 00:14:06,927 --> 00:14:09,708 Yeah, Kaufman doesn't want any part of Lawler. 263 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:14,029 He's an absolute embarrassment to humanity, 264 00:14:14,126 --> 00:14:16,941 You see? I am from Hollywood! 265 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,340 - Who cares? - I have the brains! 266 00:14:19,438 --> 00:14:21,261 [Commentator] Nobody cares where you're from! 267 00:14:21,358 --> 00:14:23,246 I'm the king I'm the king 268 00:14:23,342 --> 00:14:25,165 I'm the king of Memphis, Tennessee 269 00:14:25,263 --> 00:14:28,229 Andy, please, let's go home! 270 00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,636 Don't worry, Mom. I'll make you proud. 271 00:14:30,734 --> 00:14:33,068 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Uh-oh, Kaufman got nailed 272 00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,720 - Some fan threw something. - Who did that? 273 00:14:35,823 --> 00:14:37,731 Who did that? 274 00:14:37,837 --> 00:14:40,904 - You cannot touch me! I will sue you! - Hey, Kaufman! 275 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:44,782 - I make more money in one day than you do... 276 00:14:44,878 --> 00:14:47,147 in your entire lives combined! 277 00:14:47,247 --> 00:14:49,318 Kaufman! 278 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:52,457 Did you come down here to wrestle or act like an ass? 279 00:14:54,382 --> 00:14:57,731 Now get in the ring. I'll give you a free headlock. 280 00:14:57,837 --> 00:15:01,221 [Commentator] Lawler seems to be willing to offer 281 00:15:01,327 --> 00:15:03,235 No, no. Drop it now, Andy! 282 00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:05,166 It's okay! It's okay! 283 00:15:05,263 --> 00:15:08,524 Let Kaufman get in there, and let's see what kind of man he is. 284 00:15:08,623 --> 00:15:12,899 One, two, three-- 285 00:15:13,006 --> 00:15:17,196 - I can't believe that the King is gonna go through with this. 286 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:21,254 That big-mouth son of a gun has got a free headlock! 287 00:15:21,358 --> 00:15:23,115 Business may pick up here. 288 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,517 I did it! This is for real! 289 00:15:25,615 --> 00:15:28,396 Uh-oh. Oh, look out, Kaufman! 290 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:32,836 Oh, there he goes! Oh, my! 291 00:15:32,942 --> 00:15:35,276 Kaufman in trouble! 292 00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,434 Look out! Look out! 293 00:15:41,838 --> 00:15:45,101 The King folded him up like an accordion that time. 294 00:15:46,382 --> 00:15:48,292 Now the King is asking this crowd... 295 00:15:48,398 --> 00:15:50,701 if they want to see the pile driver. 296 00:15:50,798 --> 00:15:53,100 That's illegal. 297 00:15:53,199 --> 00:15:55,337 Kaufman is out of it! 298 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,326 Oh, my! Oh, my! 299 00:15:57,422 --> 00:16:00,205 - It's gonna be a pile driver! - [Bell Ringing] 300 00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:03,469 There it is! 301 00:16:03,566 --> 00:16:05,508 Oh! Andy! 302 00:16:05,615 --> 00:16:07,720 [Commentator] He's hurt bad. 303 00:16:07,821 --> 00:16:12,044 - That's an automatic disqualification right there. 304 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:15,885 Well, Kaufman wins it, but he doesn't look 305 00:16:15,982 --> 00:16:18,765 - Come on! - Keep it clear. Keep it clear. 306 00:16:22,767 --> 00:16:24,588 - Hey, George. - Hey, Lorne. 307 00:16:24,687 --> 00:16:27,817 - Thanks for seeing me on such short notice. 308 00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:34,602 Right, I wanted to talk to you about, uh, 309 00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:37,484 putting Andy back on Saturday Night Live. 310 00:16:40,143 --> 00:16:44,366 [Sighs] I don't know whether Andy works on the show anymore. 311 00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:47,757 - I mean, the wrestling stuff is-- 312 00:16:47,854 --> 00:16:49,677 - Just, I think it's worn-- - The wres-- 313 00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:53,637 Yeah, we all agree, uh, completely about the wrestling. 314 00:16:53,744 --> 00:16:55,270 That's smart. 315 00:16:55,374 --> 00:16:57,196 Yeah, uh-- 316 00:16:57,293 --> 00:17:00,589 - Andy is very sincere. - Right. 317 00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:05,672 He's gonna apologize to Jerry Lawler and repent for 318 00:17:05,773 --> 00:17:08,557 I apologize for all the wrestling I've ever done. 319 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:11,817 I'm sorry for all the grief I've ever given. 320 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:16,622 I was just playing bad guy wrestler, you know. 321 00:17:16,719 --> 00:17:18,987 So, I guess Jerry just, um, 322 00:17:19,086 --> 00:17:21,640 um, took it personally. 323 00:17:21,743 --> 00:17:25,800 Yeah, but, uh, I mean, you said some pretty 324 00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:29,065 Right. Everything's a joke to this guy. 325 00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:32,428 - I don't know if that's a neck brace or a flea collar. 326 00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:35,080 This is serious. I went to the hospital. 327 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,483 I was in the hospital three days, in traction. 328 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:39,916 I'll tell you something else. 329 00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,796 My father said I could've hired a lawyer and sued you 330 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,677 But I didn't because I'm not that kind of guy. 331 00:17:45,774 --> 00:17:47,597 [Smattering Of Audience Laughter] 332 00:17:47,694 --> 00:17:50,477 - What kind of guy are you? - [Audience Gasping] 333 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,311 [Audience Laughing] 334 00:18:01,199 --> 00:18:05,574 Tell you what-- I think maybe I'll get a lawyer here. 335 00:18:05,679 --> 00:18:08,395 If you were a man, you'd apologize to me right now. 336 00:18:08,495 --> 00:18:10,437 But you're just poor white trash, 337 00:18:10,542 --> 00:18:13,326 so I guess that's too lofty a concept for you. 338 00:18:13,422 --> 00:18:15,496 I mean, what are you gonna do-- 339 00:18:15,598 --> 00:18:18,598 [Audience Screams, Gasps] 340 00:18:18,703 --> 00:18:20,678 [Audience Murmuring] 341 00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:28,101 Are we, uh-- Is everything-- Are you okay? Huh? 342 00:18:28,207 --> 00:18:30,278 This-- I'm sick of this shit, Lawler. 343 00:18:30,382 --> 00:18:33,797 I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got, I swear to God. 344 00:18:33,901 --> 00:18:37,000 Fuck you! Okay? Okay, Lawler? 345 00:18:37,103 --> 00:18:38,597 Fuck you! I'm sorry, Dave. 346 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:41,898 I know I'm not supposed to say those things on television. 347 00:18:41,999 --> 00:18:44,934 I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 348 00:18:45,039 --> 00:18:48,781 But you, you are a [Bleep] m-[Bleep]-ing [Bleep]-hole! 349 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,503 Okay? 350 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:53,706 - [Audience Murmuring, Gasping] - Well-- 351 00:18:53,807 --> 00:18:55,978 - Well-- - [Smattering Of Applause 352 00:18:56,078 --> 00:18:57,900 - I, uh-- - [Door Slams] 353 00:18:57,998 --> 00:19:02,374 I, I think you can use some of those words on television, 354 00:19:02,479 --> 00:19:05,479 but what you can't do is throw coffee. 355 00:19:06,927 --> 00:19:09,229 Some of us at Saturday Night Live... 356 00:19:09,327 --> 00:19:11,464 think Andy Kaufman's a comic genius. 357 00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,389 But others disagree. 358 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,789 They say he's just not funny anymore. 359 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:18,667 So we're leaving the decision up to you. 360 00:19:18,767 --> 00:19:22,508 To keep Andy, call 1 -900-555-76 1 8. 361 00:19:22,605 --> 00:19:24,429 To dump him-- 362 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:30,860 This is bad. 363 00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:34,274 I, um, only got 28%. 364 00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:37,251 This is Saturday Night Live, the hippest audience in television. 365 00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:39,181 They turned on you. 366 00:19:40,623 --> 00:19:44,365 Look, it pains me to say this, 367 00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:48,205 but I don't think you two guys should ever work together again. 368 00:19:49,615 --> 00:19:52,747 I'm sorry, George. We just thought it was funny. 369 00:19:52,847 --> 00:19:55,148 You don't have to be sorry, Jerry. 370 00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,252 You're-- You're terrific. 371 00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,943 You're just the best. 372 00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:02,348 I wouldn't have traded it for anything. 373 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:04,715 To me, this was a shining moment for wrestling. 374 00:20:04,814 --> 00:20:07,117 Me too. And-- 375 00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:11,403 And it was a shining moment for behavioral science. 376 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,917 Hey, well-- But why can't I make a gag out of this? 377 00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:18,885 I mean, maybe I could go on the show and I could say... 378 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:22,251 it was rigged and I demand a recount. 379 00:20:24,526 --> 00:20:27,080 Andy, you don't understand. 380 00:20:29,965 --> 00:20:31,789 They don't want you back. 381 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,582 [Andy] Now close your eyes. 382 00:20:42,286 --> 00:20:46,027 If the thoughts of this world come into your head, 383 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,061 It's just your stress unraveling itself. 384 00:20:49,166 --> 00:20:51,556 Just slowly come back to the mantra. 385 00:20:51,663 --> 00:20:53,484 [Woman] Andy? 386 00:20:55,854 --> 00:20:57,677 Please? 387 00:20:59,054 --> 00:21:01,957 Just continue your meditation. I'll be back. 388 00:21:03,086 --> 00:21:05,389 - Jai Guru Dev. - Jai Guru Dev. 389 00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:08,458 Hi, Andy. 390 00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,313 Hi. 391 00:21:10,415 --> 00:21:13,350 This is, uh, 392 00:21:13,454 --> 00:21:16,715 very difficult for me to say. 393 00:21:16,813 --> 00:21:20,164 Uh, but we-- 394 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,726 we feel that it's best... 395 00:21:22,831 --> 00:21:25,066 if you don't attend the retreat. 396 00:21:27,501 --> 00:21:29,324 Why? 397 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,236 I go to the retreat every year. 398 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,157 Oh, I know, Andy, 399 00:21:34,254 --> 00:21:37,669 and we don't doubt your devotion to Transcendental Meditation. 400 00:21:37,773 --> 00:21:40,557 It's just that we feel that, well, you and the program... 401 00:21:40,653 --> 00:21:43,437 have, uh, g-grown apart, uh-- 402 00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:45,356 Philosophically. 403 00:21:45,455 --> 00:21:47,112 "Philosophically"? What's "philosophically"? 404 00:21:47,213 --> 00:21:50,989 Well, Andy, the wrestling, the sexist remarks, the foul language, 405 00:21:51,086 --> 00:21:53,869 they're just not becoming of an individual 406 00:21:53,966 --> 00:21:57,350 It seems you just don't respect anything. 407 00:21:58,574 --> 00:22:00,582 Of course I do. 408 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:03,557 I just-- I think of the world as, as an illusion, 409 00:22:03,663 --> 00:22:06,444 and we shouldn't take ourselves so seriously. 410 00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,844 - [Sighs] - Don't-- 411 00:22:08,941 --> 00:22:11,114 Don't, 412 00:22:11,213 --> 00:22:13,037 please, 413 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:15,239 do this. 414 00:22:15,342 --> 00:22:18,506 You've got to let me attend these classes. 415 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,710 I-It's apparently not working. 416 00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:24,262 Then, then help me. Help me, okay? Guide me. 417 00:22:24,367 --> 00:22:26,187 Andy... [Sighs] 418 00:22:26,287 --> 00:22:29,385 we just don't wish your presence here. 419 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,924 [Knock On Door, Door Opens] 420 00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:39,181 Hi. 421 00:22:39,278 --> 00:22:41,733 I brought you some Haagen-Dazs. 422 00:22:43,757 --> 00:22:45,581 I don't deserve Haagen-Dazs. 423 00:22:45,679 --> 00:22:48,428 I'm-- I'm a badperson. 424 00:22:48,525 --> 00:22:50,349 Oh. 425 00:22:54,095 --> 00:22:56,876 You aren't a bad person. 426 00:22:56,975 --> 00:22:59,941 You are a complicated person. 427 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,501 You don't know the real me. 428 00:23:02,605 --> 00:23:04,428 [Giggles] 429 00:23:04,525 --> 00:23:06,380 There isn't a real you. 430 00:23:08,910 --> 00:23:11,527 Oh, yeah. I forgot. 431 00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,453 [Giggles] 432 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,507 [Whispers] Baby. 433 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,949 Do you want to move in with me? 434 00:23:25,006 --> 00:23:26,829 What? 435 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:29,064 Say it again. 436 00:23:32,941 --> 00:23:36,487 Oh, Rose 437 00:23:36,590 --> 00:23:38,413 Marie 438 00:23:39,471 --> 00:23:41,227 I love you 439 00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:45,067 I'm always 440 00:23:45,166 --> 00:23:49,291 Dreaming of you 441 00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:59,469 [Phone Rings] 442 00:24:00,590 --> 00:24:03,373 - I'll get it. - [Ringing Continues] 443 00:24:07,085 --> 00:24:10,980 Kaufman and Marguiles Center for Sexual Research. 444 00:24:11,086 --> 00:24:12,909 Andy, it's George. 445 00:24:13,006 --> 00:24:16,269 Hey, George. I'm not sure we can do anything for you. 446 00:24:16,366 --> 00:24:20,644 Yeah. Uh, Andy, uh, I got some crummy news. 447 00:24:20,750 --> 00:24:22,573 Oh. 448 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,973 Taxi's been canceled. 449 00:24:26,445 --> 00:24:28,269 And the crummy news? 450 00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,188 [George Chuckles] 451 00:24:30,287 --> 00:24:33,319 Do you want me to come over, we'll talk about it? 452 00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:36,717 Um, no. I'm sorta busy right now. 453 00:24:36,814 --> 00:24:38,570 I'll see you next week, though. 454 00:24:38,669 --> 00:24:40,493 Thanks. 455 00:24:45,549 --> 00:24:48,484 - [Chair Scooting On Floor] - [Lynne] Put it right there. 456 00:25:03,246 --> 00:25:05,067 Yuck. 457 00:25:06,575 --> 00:25:10,350 And now, ladies and gentlemen, a treat for staying late, 458 00:25:10,446 --> 00:25:15,531 please welcome, from Taxi, the Improv's own Mr. Andy Kaufman! 459 00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:22,857 Actually, Bud, you're wrong. 460 00:25:22,958 --> 00:25:26,340 I found out today that Taxi has been canceled. 461 00:25:26,445 --> 00:25:27,973 - What? - [Smattering Of Laughter] 462 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,621 Not to mention that my wife left me, 463 00:25:33,421 --> 00:25:35,526 and she took the kids. 464 00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:40,456 I don't understand why you're laughing. I'm not joking. 465 00:25:42,510 --> 00:25:46,056 And then this morning I got up and I noticed that I have, um, 466 00:25:46,158 --> 00:25:48,198 a cyst or some kind of boil... 467 00:25:48,303 --> 00:25:50,506 on the back of my neck. 468 00:25:50,605 --> 00:25:52,841 Look. [Groans] 469 00:25:52,941 --> 00:25:54,765 - See? - [Audience Groaning, Laughing] 470 00:25:54,862 --> 00:26:00,361 So I was thinking, since I'm still kind of a quasi-celebrity, 471 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:04,422 that maybe I could charge people to touch it. 472 00:26:04,525 --> 00:26:06,349 [Groaning] 473 00:26:06,446 --> 00:26:09,708 Would anybody like to pay a dollar to touch my cyst? 474 00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:15,269 I'm serious. I could really use the money right now. 475 00:26:15,374 --> 00:26:18,985 It 's a good deal. [Coughing] 476 00:26:19,085 --> 00:26:20,908 [Coughs, Clears Throat] 477 00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:22,828 Oh, okay. 478 00:26:22,925 --> 00:26:25,643 Oh, wait, no. You gotta pay first. 479 00:26:25,743 --> 00:26:27,563 [Audience Chuckling] 480 00:26:27,663 --> 00:26:29,451 It 's a dollar... 481 00:26:29,549 --> 00:26:31,523 to touch my celebrity cyst. 482 00:26:31,629 --> 00:26:33,386 Okay. 483 00:26:35,277 --> 00:26:38,061 - Oww! - [Audience Groaning] 484 00:26:38,159 --> 00:26:40,612 [Smattering Of Applause] 485 00:26:54,062 --> 00:26:55,972 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 486 00:26:56,078 --> 00:26:57,899 Thank you very much. [Sighs] 487 00:27:01,519 --> 00:27:04,300 W-Would Andy like to tell us... 488 00:27:04,398 --> 00:27:07,432 why he called us out at 4:00 in the morning? 489 00:27:08,653 --> 00:27:10,661 Um... [Sighs] 490 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:12,588 yeah. 491 00:27:12,687 --> 00:27:16,002 Uh, I have cancer. 492 00:27:18,541 --> 00:27:21,576 Forget it. Forget it! 493 00:27:21,679 --> 00:27:24,329 - That is-- That is in terrible taste. 494 00:27:24,430 --> 00:27:26,885 I don't wanna have anything to do with this. Nothing. 495 00:27:26,991 --> 00:27:30,374 No, no, no, that's good. We can make that play. 496 00:27:33,038 --> 00:27:36,583 Okay, and we'll really-- We'll just drag it out. All right? 497 00:27:36,686 --> 00:27:39,948 Y- You get better, you get worse. 498 00:27:40,045 --> 00:27:44,300 No, you die, and then, uh, you come back to life. 499 00:27:44,397 --> 00:27:46,853 [Laughing] That's funny. 500 00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,779 That's funny, 501 00:27:48,877 --> 00:27:51,180 but, um, it's not a gag, Bob. 502 00:27:51,277 --> 00:27:54,061 I got cancer. I got lung cancer. 503 00:27:55,246 --> 00:27:56,740 Lung cancer. 504 00:27:56,847 --> 00:27:58,668 That's ridiculous. You don't even smoke. 505 00:27:58,767 --> 00:28:01,287 I've got some freaky rare kind. 506 00:28:01,391 --> 00:28:03,846 It's called large-celled carcinoma. 507 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:06,284 Yea! [Laughs] 508 00:28:06,381 --> 00:28:08,205 I'm a lucky guy. 509 00:28:20,910 --> 00:28:24,105 - Have you told your family? - No. No. 510 00:28:24,206 --> 00:28:26,116 I don't want to tell them. 511 00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:31,372 I've just... 512 00:28:35,502 --> 00:28:37,892 jerked them around so much. 513 00:28:41,901 --> 00:28:45,219 Andy, look in my eye... 514 00:28:45,326 --> 00:28:47,235 and tell me this is true. 515 00:28:48,302 --> 00:28:50,690 I'm sorry. [Sniffles] 516 00:28:50,797 --> 00:28:53,166 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - Hey. 517 00:28:53,262 --> 00:28:55,083 I'm sorry. [Sobbing] 518 00:28:55,182 --> 00:28:58,827 Lynne? Come on. Hey. Hey, hey. 519 00:28:58,925 --> 00:29:01,228 - Wait up. - [Door Closes] 520 00:29:01,326 --> 00:29:04,423 If I find out that you're behind this, I'll kill you, Zmuda! 521 00:29:04,525 --> 00:29:07,243 What the hell are you talkin' about, George? 522 00:29:07,341 --> 00:29:10,090 I was the one who just said I didn't believe him. 523 00:29:10,189 --> 00:29:13,004 That's just the kind of thing you two would work out to fuck me up. 524 00:29:13,133 --> 00:29:14,922 [TV: Man] We want the truth, boy! 525 00:29:15,021 --> 00:29:18,021 [Boy] My father said Lassie bit me, so I said she did too. 526 00:29:18,125 --> 00:29:21,639 - [Man] Lassie never bit you, and you know it. 527 00:29:21,742 --> 00:29:24,808 [Court Spectators Murmuring] 528 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,626 [Orchestral: Dramatic] 529 00:29:39,629 --> 00:29:41,452 [Ends] 530 00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:44,332 Dad? 531 00:29:45,742 --> 00:29:47,650 The cancer started in Andy's lungs... 532 00:29:47,757 --> 00:29:49,765 and spread to his left arm. 533 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,836 We've initiated an aggressive radiation program. 534 00:29:52,941 --> 00:29:56,139 - See if we can eradicate the affected cells. 535 00:29:56,237 --> 00:29:58,573 Excuse me. I'll be right back. 536 00:30:02,062 --> 00:30:03,720 [Sobbing] 537 00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:05,708 - [Door Closes] - What a crock. 538 00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:09,708 How dare you make light of this? 539 00:30:11,085 --> 00:30:14,054 I cried when he broke his neck. He's not getting me again. 540 00:30:14,158 --> 00:30:16,101 Jesus Christ, Carol, he's got lung cancer. 541 00:30:16,206 --> 00:30:18,376 He wants us scratching our heads, 542 00:30:18,478 --> 00:30:20,201 asking ourselves, "Is this real?" 543 00:30:20,302 --> 00:30:23,531 Of course it 's real. We 're in a hospital. 544 00:30:23,629 --> 00:30:26,444 Mom, it 's Cedars-Sinai. 545 00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:28,364 It's a show biz hospital. 546 00:30:28,461 --> 00:30:31,244 Andy's studio friends, they probably run this place. 547 00:30:31,341 --> 00:30:35,083 He plans these things. He takes over and hires actors. 548 00:30:35,183 --> 00:30:38,443 Personally, I don't think that doctor guy was very convincing. 549 00:30:38,541 --> 00:30:42,186 - His costume had the wrong shoes. - Didn't even have doctor shoes. 550 00:30:42,286 --> 00:30:45,154 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's bullshit. 551 00:30:45,262 --> 00:30:47,814 No more Kaufman stories. He's burned us too many times. 552 00:30:47,917 --> 00:30:51,562 A very reliable source told me Andy Kaufman has lung cancer. 553 00:30:51,662 --> 00:30:54,248 Oh, please. He's definitely not dying. 554 00:30:54,351 --> 00:30:59,946 Now those big white cells are attacking the cancer cells. 555 00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:02,085 Attacking. 556 00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,012 Attacking. 557 00:31:04,108 --> 00:31:06,412 I see them. I see the white cells. 558 00:31:06,510 --> 00:31:09,291 - Attacking. - Attacking. 559 00:31:09,390 --> 00:31:11,626 - Attacking. - Attacking. 560 00:31:24,910 --> 00:31:26,338 He's an actor. 561 00:31:26,445 --> 00:31:30,537 I-I recognize him from The In-Laws. 562 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,678 Yeah. That's true. 563 00:31:32,782 --> 00:31:35,563 But he's also ordained in holistic medicine. 564 00:31:36,749 --> 00:31:38,571 Oh. 565 00:31:41,102 --> 00:31:42,923 George, what am I supposed to do? 566 00:31:43,021 --> 00:31:46,764 I'm sick and I'm trying to get better, but everybody's looking at me funny. 567 00:31:46,861 --> 00:31:50,755 I feel like I'm being surrounded by negative energy. 568 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,849 You're surrounded by what you create. 569 00:31:59,950 --> 00:32:03,496 - Great. - Andy, you're the king 570 00:32:03,598 --> 00:32:05,964 - And it's gotta stop. [Coughs] - Andy. 571 00:32:06,061 --> 00:32:08,362 'Cause if these negative vibes get out, 572 00:32:08,461 --> 00:32:11,244 everybody's gonna be talking about how sick I am, 573 00:32:11,341 --> 00:32:14,341 and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. 574 00:32:14,445 --> 00:32:16,583 How can I help you? 575 00:32:20,366 --> 00:32:22,187 I wanna go back to work. 576 00:32:22,286 --> 00:32:25,383 - You wanna tour the clubs? - No. No clubs. 577 00:32:25,485 --> 00:32:27,395 I wanna reach the top. 578 00:32:30,351 --> 00:32:32,969 Carnegie Hall! 579 00:32:33,069 --> 00:32:35,242 I want this show to build and build. 580 00:32:35,341 --> 00:32:39,170 I want it to be everything that's joyful in the world 581 00:32:39,277 --> 00:32:43,020 until the audience can't stand it and they turn into 582 00:32:43,118 --> 00:32:45,639 - I might even have Santa Claus. - Oh, yeah. 583 00:32:45,742 --> 00:32:49,800 You can say, "Santa, what am I getting for Christmas this year?" 584 00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:52,270 - And he says "Cancer." - No, that-- 585 00:32:52,366 --> 00:32:55,147 No, that's-- I don't wanna do that. That's a bummer. 586 00:32:55,246 --> 00:32:57,547 Uh, okay, positive, positive. Okay-- 587 00:32:57,645 --> 00:33:00,459 Look, this is really, um, great-- 588 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:02,379 - Santa and snow and-- - Yeah. 589 00:33:02,478 --> 00:33:04,484 But it's gonna cost a fortune. 590 00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:07,175 That's okay. Not a problem. 591 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:10,692 - Well, who's gonna pay for it, Andy? - Tony Clifton. 592 00:33:12,014 --> 00:33:13,835 [Sighs] Oh. 593 00:33:13,934 --> 00:33:16,650 Andy, you know, Tony doesn't have that kind of money. 594 00:33:16,749 --> 00:33:18,571 Don't you worry about that, George. 595 00:33:18,669 --> 00:33:23,403 I know Tony better than you do, and even if he has to work 596 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,324 he'll do it. 597 00:33:26,381 --> 00:33:29,165 [Bongos] 598 00:33:41,965 --> 00:33:45,479 Abu-dabi Abi-dabu-ah 599 00:33:45,582 --> 00:33:49,062 Abu-dabi Abi-dabu-ah 600 00:33:49,166 --> 00:33:51,370 Abi-dabi-dabu-eh 601 00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:53,291 [Audience] Abi-dabi-dabu-eh 602 00:33:53,390 --> 00:33:55,811 - Abu-day - Abu-day 603 00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:57,707 - A-ki-chay-wah - A-ki-chay-wah 604 00:33:57,806 --> 00:34:00,327 - Yaken-bu-day - Yaken-bu-day 605 00:34:00,430 --> 00:34:02,372 - Ichen-di-bich - Ichen-di-bich 606 00:34:02,478 --> 00:34:07,397 Yaki-di-shika-tala- ga-bola-ga-deba-ga-dili- 607 00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:11,298 Ohhhhhhhhhh 608 00:34:11,406 --> 00:34:14,404 Abu-dabi Abi-dabu-ah 609 00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,266 [Bongos Continue] 610 00:34:16,366 --> 00:34:19,147 [Applauding, Cheering] 611 00:34:24,845 --> 00:34:29,154 [Cowboy Chorus] I got spurs that 612 00:34:29,262 --> 00:34:33,452 As I go ridin' merrily along 613 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:37,607 And they sing Oh, ain't you glad 614 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,532 - [Continues] - Ladies and gentlemen, 615 00:34:39,629 --> 00:34:41,518 we are so very fortunate tonight, 616 00:34:41,614 --> 00:34:43,557 because we have with us... 617 00:34:43,662 --> 00:34:47,403 the last surviving cowgirl from that 1931 film. 618 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,737 She's 94 years young. 619 00:34:49,837 --> 00:34:51,660 Eleanor Cody Gould. 620 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,053 - I got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle 621 00:34:55,149 --> 00:34:58,249 As I go ridin' merrily along 622 00:34:59,854 --> 00:35:02,637 Hi, Eleanor. It's great to have you here. 623 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:06,562 Thank you, Andy. I'm delighted to be here. 624 00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:08,972 Well, it 's gonna get even better, 625 00:35:09,069 --> 00:35:13,608 because we found one of the old original hobby horses from your movie. 626 00:35:13,708 --> 00:35:17,932 Do you think you could grace us with a couple of steps 627 00:35:18,029 --> 00:35:20,332 - Oh, I don't think-- - Okay, hit it! 628 00:35:20,429 --> 00:35:22,916 - [Audience Applauding] - [Orchestra: 629 00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:29,579 - - [Audience Clapping Along] 630 00:35:34,830 --> 00:35:36,650 Faster! Come on! 631 00:35:36,749 --> 00:35:39,050 [Tempo Accelerates] 632 00:35:40,397 --> 00:35:42,437 Faster! Faster! 633 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,931 [Tempo Continues Accelerating] 634 00:35:45,038 --> 00:35:47,043 Faster! Come on! 635 00:35:59,790 --> 00:36:01,610 Faster! Faster! Faster! 636 00:36:07,311 --> 00:36:09,645 Faster! 637 00:36:11,980 --> 00:36:13,476 Oh! 638 00:36:13,581 --> 00:36:15,882 Andy, stop! Andy! 639 00:36:15,981 --> 00:36:18,284 [Continues] 640 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:21,578 Is there a doctor in the house? Stop the music! 641 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:23,979 -[Stops] - Uh, we need a doctor. 642 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:25,899 Anyone? Please? 643 00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:32,742 [All Murmuring] 644 00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:35,938 [Bob] Can you call us an ambulance? 645 00:36:45,518 --> 00:36:47,721 [Audience Gasping, Murmuring Intensifies] 646 00:36:51,246 --> 00:36:54,345 [Mock Indian Chanting] 647 00:36:54,445 --> 00:36:56,900 [Chanting Continues] 648 00:37:03,277 --> 00:37:06,955 [Chanting Continues] 649 00:37:08,142 --> 00:37:10,858 Praise the Lord! 650 00:37:10,958 --> 00:37:13,740 [Audience Applauding, Cheering] 651 00:37:13,837 --> 00:37:18,410 She's alive! Hallelujah! 652 00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:20,364 Hallelujah 653 00:37:20,461 --> 00:37:22,055 Hallelujah 654 00:37:22,158 --> 00:37:25,026 Hallelujah Hallelujah 655 00:37:25,133 --> 00:37:26,693 Hallelujah 656 00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:30,506 - [Concludes] - Ladies and gentlemen, 657 00:37:30,605 --> 00:37:32,612 [Orchestra] 658 00:37:32,716 --> 00:37:36,492 [Choir] Here comes Santa Claus 659 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:39,208 - Right down Santa Claus lane 660 00:37:39,310 --> 00:37:41,677 - Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer 661 00:37:41,772 --> 00:37:43,147 It's the Rockettes! 662 00:37:43,246 --> 00:37:45,864 Are pulling on the reins 663 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:49,063 Bells are ringing Children singing 664 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:53,256 All is merry and bright 665 00:37:53,357 --> 00:37:55,877 Hang your stocking and say your prayers 666 00:37:55,981 --> 00:37:58,916 'Cause Santa Claus comes tonight 667 00:38:00,782 --> 00:38:04,011 - Here comes Santa Claus - Boys and girls, 668 00:38:04,108 --> 00:38:06,979 - Here comes Santa Claus! - [Continues] 669 00:38:07,084 --> 00:38:10,053 He's got a bag that's filled with toys 670 00:38:10,157 --> 00:38:13,769 For the boys and girls again 671 00:38:13,870 --> 00:38:17,580 Hear those sleigh bells jingle-jangle 672 00:38:17,677 --> 00:38:21,418 What a beautiful sight 673 00:38:21,518 --> 00:38:23,372 Jump in bed Cover up your head 674 00:38:23,470 --> 00:38:26,601 Since you've all been such good boys and girls, 675 00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:30,346 I would like to take everybody in this entire audience out... 676 00:38:30,445 --> 00:38:32,999 for milk and cookies! 677 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:36,166 There are buses outside! Everybody follow me! 678 00:38:36,269 --> 00:38:38,440 [Concludes] 679 00:38:38,541 --> 00:38:41,803 Don't worry, folks! There's enough milk and cookies 680 00:38:41,901 --> 00:38:45,163 - [Cheering, Shouting] - Let's go, let's go, let's go! 681 00:38:48,365 --> 00:38:50,187 [Andy] Merry Christmas! 682 00:38:51,757 --> 00:38:54,059 [Cheering] 683 00:39:19,885 --> 00:39:22,666 And now we'll place the blue crystal. 684 00:39:23,726 --> 00:39:25,546 Very high vibrations, 685 00:39:25,645 --> 00:39:28,166 and it's wonderful, wonderful... 686 00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:31,334 for its healing powers. 687 00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:35,179 Okay. Let's try two of those. 688 00:39:35,276 --> 00:39:37,100 And another pink one. 689 00:39:38,638 --> 00:39:40,198 All right. 690 00:39:40,302 --> 00:39:42,603 [Scraping] 691 00:39:49,900 --> 00:39:51,940 Hah! 692 00:39:52,045 --> 00:39:54,250 Looks like somethin' my dog puked up. 693 00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:56,902 [Giggles] 694 00:39:57,004 --> 00:39:59,972 How 'bout me and you dolls go out and get some real food? 695 00:40:00,078 --> 00:40:01,899 Sure. 696 00:40:01,998 --> 00:40:04,518 French fries and a porterhouse steak. 697 00:40:06,061 --> 00:40:09,477 Or we could skip the meal and go right to the "montage a trois." 698 00:40:09,582 --> 00:40:11,882 [Laughs] 699 00:40:13,581 --> 00:40:16,362 Have you ever been with another woman? 700 00:40:17,614 --> 00:40:20,200 Well, like, in the kitchen and stuff, yeah. 701 00:40:20,300 --> 00:40:22,820 Okay, hey, here. This'll help. 702 00:40:22,924 --> 00:40:24,747 Ah! 703 00:40:24,845 --> 00:40:27,299 - Okay. - Here. Put that on your face. 704 00:40:27,404 --> 00:40:29,228 - Yeah. - There you go. 705 00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:33,067 - Hi. - [Laughs] Now you can't 706 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:35,948 [Coughing] 707 00:40:36,045 --> 00:40:39,307 Well, we could put all of this together in a soup. 708 00:40:39,404 --> 00:40:42,187 Then we could pretend it's a porterhouse steak, Andy. 709 00:40:42,285 --> 00:40:44,106 I am not Andy. 710 00:40:44,205 --> 00:40:46,026 Andy is sick. 711 00:40:46,125 --> 00:40:49,060 Chick, pick, wick, lick! 712 00:40:49,165 --> 00:40:51,020 Dick! 713 00:40:52,557 --> 00:40:55,372 Whereas I am getting stronger and stronger. 714 00:41:02,478 --> 00:41:04,332 [Sighs] 715 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:08,680 - Hi, Andy. - Hey. 716 00:41:08,781 --> 00:41:11,302 Hey. 717 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:14,666 You wanna wrestle? 718 00:41:14,765 --> 00:41:17,700 [Chuckles] 719 00:41:24,876 --> 00:41:27,461 Bob and I... 720 00:41:27,564 --> 00:41:29,867 came up... [Clears Throat] 721 00:41:33,581 --> 00:41:35,403 with a-- 722 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:38,436 an idea for a TV show. 723 00:41:41,166 --> 00:41:43,979 It'll be a Saturday morning kind of thing... 724 00:41:44,077 --> 00:41:46,378 where I can goof off with the kids. 725 00:41:47,756 --> 00:41:49,579 Yeah. 726 00:41:50,860 --> 00:41:52,684 We can sell that, Andy. 727 00:41:53,741 --> 00:41:55,562 Did your doctor say it's okay... 728 00:41:55,662 --> 00:41:57,799 to go back to work? 729 00:41:57,901 --> 00:42:00,269 No, but he will. 730 00:42:01,325 --> 00:42:03,146 Yeah. 731 00:42:03,245 --> 00:42:05,066 'Cause... 732 00:42:05,166 --> 00:42:06,986 I'm going to the Philippines. 733 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:12,005 The Philippines? What's in the Philippines? 734 00:42:14,796 --> 00:42:16,620 A miracle. 735 00:44:30,668 --> 00:44:33,253 [Chuckling] 736 00:44:33,356 --> 00:44:35,659 [Andy Laughing] 737 00:44:37,964 --> 00:44:40,267 [Continues Laughing] 738 00:45:04,205 --> 00:45:07,465 I just want to say, until we meet again... 739 00:45:08,685 --> 00:45:10,507 please remember-- 740 00:45:10,604 --> 00:45:12,428 [Piano] 741 00:45:12,524 --> 00:45:17,708 In this friendly friendly world 742 00:45:17,805 --> 00:45:23,140 With each day so full of joy 743 00:45:23,246 --> 00:45:27,239 Why should any heart 744 00:45:27,340 --> 00:45:30,340 Be lonely 745 00:45:31,500 --> 00:45:36,389 In this friendly friendly world 746 00:45:36,493 --> 00:45:40,420 With each night so full of dreams 747 00:45:42,028 --> 00:45:45,257 Why should any heart 748 00:45:46,316 --> 00:45:48,520 Be afraid 749 00:45:51,564 --> 00:45:54,347 - [Continues] - Yep, it's a friendly world. 750 00:45:54,444 --> 00:45:57,893 We should all treat each other like brothers and sisters. 751 00:45:57,998 --> 00:46:01,127 So everybody put your arm around the person sitting next to you... 752 00:46:01,229 --> 00:46:04,012 and sway back and forth in rhythm to the music. 753 00:46:04,108 --> 00:46:05,932 Come on. Everybody. 754 00:46:06,028 --> 00:46:09,641 Even if you don't like the person sitting next to you. Okay? 755 00:46:12,749 --> 00:46:16,677 When I say "okay," you say "Okay!" Okay? 756 00:46:16,781 --> 00:46:18,407 [All Responding] Okay. 757 00:46:18,508 --> 00:46:21,291 - Okay. - [Responding] Okay. 758 00:46:21,389 --> 00:46:23,690 - Okay. - Okay. 759 00:46:23,789 --> 00:46:25,610 [Barely Audible] Okay. 760 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:29,932 Everybody sing, "The world is such a wonderful place." 761 00:46:30,028 --> 00:46:34,916 - The world is such a wonderful place 762 00:46:35,020 --> 00:46:37,869 - To wander through - [Singing Along] 763 00:46:37,964 --> 00:46:39,078 Follow the bouncing ball. 764 00:46:39,182 --> 00:46:42,498 When you've got someone you love 765 00:46:42,604 --> 00:46:47,689 To wander along with you 766 00:46:47,789 --> 00:46:49,098 With the sky so full of stars. 767 00:46:49,196 --> 00:46:53,157 With the sky so full of stars 768 00:46:53,261 --> 00:46:57,799 And the river so full of song. River so full of song 769 00:46:58,893 --> 00:47:02,089 Every heart should be 770 00:47:03,147 --> 00:47:06,018 So thankful 771 00:47:06,124 --> 00:47:08,514 Thankful for this friendly, friendly world. 772 00:47:08,621 --> 00:47:12,996 Thankful for this friendly, friendly 773 00:47:13,101 --> 00:47:16,995 World 774 00:47:19,916 --> 00:47:21,826 Thank you... 775 00:47:21,934 --> 00:47:24,868 for this friendly, friendly world. 776 00:47:24,973 --> 00:47:26,794 Thank you... 777 00:47:27,980 --> 00:47:29,803 and good-bye. 778 00:47:40,812 --> 00:47:42,788 [Woman Shrieks] Andy! Ohh! 779 00:47:42,894 --> 00:47:45,543 [Crowd Murmuring] 780 00:47:46,604 --> 00:47:49,387 [Fanfare] 781 00:47:49,483 --> 00:47:52,267 - - [Man Shouts] Andy! 782 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,011 - [Ends] - Andy! Andy! 783 00:48:00,108 --> 00:48:03,523 Andy? You guys wanna see Andy tonight? 784 00:48:03,627 --> 00:48:05,318 [Audience Cheers] 785 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:08,420 - Anybody got a flashlight and a couple of shovels? 786 00:48:08,523 --> 00:48:10,347 Okay, guys, let's do our dirt! 787 00:48:14,316 --> 00:48:16,650 First I was afraid 788 00:48:16,749 --> 00:48:19,205 - I was putrefied - [Audience Laughing] 789 00:48:19,309 --> 00:48:21,315 Kept thinkin' I could never live 790 00:48:21,420 --> 00:48:25,698 Without you by my side 791 00:48:25,804 --> 00:48:28,586 But then I spent so many nights 792 00:48:28,685 --> 00:48:32,000 A-thinkin' how you did me wrong 793 00:48:32,108 --> 00:48:34,826 - And I grew strong - [Tempo Change: 794 00:48:34,924 --> 00:48:36,779 And I learned to get along 795 00:48:36,875 --> 00:48:38,371 And now I'm back 796 00:48:38,478 --> 00:48:40,582 From outer space 797 00:48:40,685 --> 00:48:42,540 I just walked in to find you here 798 00:48:42,637 --> 00:48:44,523 With that sad look upon your face 799 00:48:44,621 --> 00:48:46,410 I should've changed that stupid lock 800 00:48:46,508 --> 00:48:48,452 I should've asked you for the key 801 00:48:48,557 --> 00:48:50,214 If I'd have known for just one second 802 00:48:50,315 --> 00:48:52,104 You'd be back to bother me 803 00:48:52,205 --> 00:48:54,921 Go on now, go Walk out the door 804 00:48:55,020 --> 00:48:58,120 - [Hooting] - Don't turn around now 805 00:48:58,221 --> 00:49:01,287 You're not welcome anymore 806 00:49:01,389 --> 00:49:03,875 Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me 807 00:49:03,980 --> 00:49:05,956 Did you think I'd crumble 808 00:49:06,061 --> 00:49:08,002 Did you think I'd lay down and die 809 00:49:08,108 --> 00:49:12,037 Oh, no, not I I will "sur-vivvy" 810 00:49:12,141 --> 00:49:14,180 As long as I know how to love 811 00:49:14,285 --> 00:49:15,845 I know I'll stay "aleeve" 812 00:49:15,949 --> 00:49:20,421 I've got all my life to live I've got all my love 813 00:49:20,523 --> 00:49:21,702 I will "sur-veev" 814 00:49:21,805 --> 00:49:23,462 I will "sur-veev" 815 00:49:23,563 --> 00:49:25,571 I will "sur- veev" 816 00:49:25,677 --> 00:49:27,464 I 817 00:49:27,563 --> 00:49:28,874 Will 818 00:49:28,973 --> 00:49:37,287 "Sur-veev" 819 00:49:37,389 --> 00:49:39,724 I will survive! I will survive! I will survive! 820 00:49:39,820 --> 00:49:41,283 I will survive! I will survive! 821 00:49:41,389 --> 00:49:45,448 I will survive! [Cackling Maniacally] 822 00:49:45,547 --> 00:49:50,020 [Cymbal Crashing] 823 00:49:57,611 --> 00:50:01,803 Mott the Hoople and the game of Life 824 00:50:01,900 --> 00:50:04,203 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 825 00:50:05,453 --> 00:50:09,729 Andy Kaufman and the wrestling match 826 00:50:09,835 --> 00:50:11,690 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 827 00:50:12,973 --> 00:50:17,512 Monopoly, Twenty-one Checkers and Chess 828 00:50:17,612 --> 00:50:19,555 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 829 00:50:21,037 --> 00:50:25,260 Mr. Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess 830 00:50:25,355 --> 00:50:27,179 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 831 00:50:28,430 --> 00:50:32,520 Now, Andy, did you hear about this one 832 00:50:32,621 --> 00:50:36,200 Tell me, are you locked in the punch 833 00:50:36,300 --> 00:50:38,854 Hey, Andy are you goofing on Elvis 834 00:50:38,957 --> 00:50:40,778 Hey, baby 835 00:50:40,876 --> 00:50:43,179 Are we losing touch 836 00:50:44,333 --> 00:50:46,339 If you believed 837 00:50:46,444 --> 00:50:49,096 They put a man on the moon 838 00:50:49,195 --> 00:50:52,011 Man on the moon 839 00:50:52,108 --> 00:50:54,213 If you believe 840 00:50:54,315 --> 00:50:56,585 There 's nothing up his sleeve 841 00:50:56,685 --> 00:50:59,914 - Then nothing is cool - Nothing 842 00:51:13,517 --> 00:51:15,523 If you believed 843 00:51:15,627 --> 00:51:18,278 They put a man on the moon 844 00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:21,195 Man on the moon 845 00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:23,397 If you believe 846 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:25,770 There 's nothing up his sleeve 847 00:51:25,869 --> 00:51:28,901 - Then nothing is cool - Nothing 848 00:51:29,004 --> 00:51:31,013 If you believed 849 00:51:31,117 --> 00:51:33,768 They put a man on the moon 850 00:51:33,869 --> 00:51:36,684 Man on the moon 851 00:51:36,781 --> 00:51:38,886 If you believe 852 00:51:38,989 --> 00:51:41,257 There 's nothing up his sleeve 853 00:51:41,356 --> 00:51:44,520 - Then nothing is cool - Nothing 854 00:51:53,771 --> 00:51:57,481 I watch the stars fall silent 855 00:51:57,581 --> 00:52:00,166 From your eyes 856 00:52:01,741 --> 00:52:06,531 All the sights that I have seen 857 00:52:10,795 --> 00:52:14,790 I can't believe that I believed 858 00:52:14,892 --> 00:52:18,886 I wish that you could see 859 00:52:18,987 --> 00:52:23,210 There's a new planet in the solar system 860 00:52:23,309 --> 00:52:28,011 There is nothing up my sleeve 861 00:52:28,108 --> 00:52:32,200 I'm pushin' an elephant up the stairs 862 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:36,129 I'm tossin' up punch lines that were never there 863 00:52:36,235 --> 00:52:39,979 Over my shoulder a piano falls 864 00:52:40,077 --> 00:52:44,647 Crashing to the ground 865 00:52:44,749 --> 00:52:48,610 I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons 866 00:52:48,716 --> 00:52:52,610 I'm keepin' flowers in full bloom 867 00:52:52,716 --> 00:52:57,571 I'm looking for answers from the great beyond 868 00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:19,016 I want the hummingbirds 869 00:53:19,117 --> 00:53:21,353 The dancing bears 870 00:53:21,453 --> 00:53:25,543 Sweetest dreams of you 871 00:53:25,645 --> 00:53:29,703 And look into the stars 872 00:53:29,805 --> 00:53:33,546 And look into the moon 873 00:53:34,860 --> 00:53:39,050 I'm pushing an elephant up the stairs 874 00:53:39,148 --> 00:53:42,826 I'm tossing up punch lines that were never there 875 00:53:42,923 --> 00:53:46,787 Over my shoulder a piano falls 876 00:53:46,893 --> 00:53:51,498 Crashing to the ground 877 00:53:51,596 --> 00:53:55,272 I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons 878 00:53:55,373 --> 00:53:59,333 I'm keeping flowers in full bloom 879 00:53:59,436 --> 00:54:04,455 I'm looking for answers from the great beyond 880 00:54:07,789 --> 00:54:11,465 I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons 881 00:54:11,563 --> 00:54:15,524 I'm keeping flowers in full bloom 882 00:54:15,628 --> 00:54:19,077 I'm looking for answers from the great 883 00:54:19,181 --> 00:54:21,156 Answers from the great 884 00:54:21,260 --> 00:54:23,978 Answers 885 00:54:24,077 --> 00:54:27,753 I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons 886 00:54:27,853 --> 00:54:31,812 I'm keeping flowers in full bloom 887 00:54:31,916 --> 00:54:36,935 I'm looking for answers from the great beyond 888 00:54:40,269 --> 00:54:43,944 I'm breaking through I'm bending spoons 889 00:54:44,043 --> 00:54:48,004 I'm keeping flowers in full bloom 890 00:54:48,108 --> 00:54:51,556 I'm looking for answers from the great 891 00:54:51,661 --> 00:54:53,635 Answers from the great 892 00:54:53,741 --> 00:54:56,042 Answers 893 00:55:19,819 --> 00:55:22,057 [Andy Kaufman] Well, it 's time 894 00:55:22,157 --> 00:55:24,065 To say 895 00:55:24,171 --> 00:55:27,140 Good-bye 896 00:55:27,244 --> 00:55:29,315 It's been good 897 00:55:29,419 --> 00:55:31,144 Having you 898 00:55:31,245 --> 00:55:34,440 So near 899 00:55:34,541 --> 00:55:38,500 Although I've got to leave 900 00:55:38,604 --> 00:55:42,053 - It 's the end - [Audience Laughing] 901 00:55:42,156 --> 00:55:45,571 I'll always be stayin' 902 00:55:45,677 --> 00:55:48,611 Right here 903 00:55:49,708 --> 00:55:53,156 So, all my friends good-bye 904 00:55:53,261 --> 00:55:56,807 It's just about that time 905 00:55:56,908 --> 00:56:00,006 Wish that I could do 906 00:56:00,107 --> 00:56:02,978 Just one more song For you 907 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:05,540 Good-bye, everybody! Thank you! Good night! 908 00:56:05,644 --> 00:56:07,465 - [Audience Applauding] - Good night! 909 00:56:07,563 --> 00:56:10,531 Okay! Great! Good night!