1 00:00:02,100 --> 00:00:05,174 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:19,132 --> 00:00:24,908 sub by maXeer Corrected & resynced by AsifAkheir 3 00:00:48,527 --> 00:00:51,971 My name's Ralph and I'm a bad guy. 4 00:00:52,857 --> 00:00:55,930 Ah.. Let's see I'm 9 feet tall. 5 00:00:56,265 --> 00:01:00,692 I weigh 643 pounds Got a little bit of a temper on me. 6 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:03,083 Hey, you moved my stump! 7 00:01:04,218 --> 00:01:07,341 My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess.. 8 00:01:07,551 --> 00:01:08,955 ..I'm not gonna lie. 9 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:12,637 Anywho, what else? Aaah... 10 00:01:12,803 --> 00:01:15,416 I'm a wrecker. I wreck things.. 11 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:18,076 ..Professionally I'm gonna wreck it! 12 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:21,588 I mean, I'm very good at what I do Probably the best I know. 13 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:27,213 The thing is, Fixing is the name of the game Literally, "Fix-It Felix, Jr". 14 00:01:28,619 --> 00:01:30,700 I can fix it! 15 00:01:30,701 --> 00:01:34,454 So yeah, naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy. 16 00:01:34,654 --> 00:01:38,371 He's nice enough as good guys go Definitely fixes stuff really well.. 17 00:01:38,471 --> 00:01:44,788 but,.. aah.. if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? 18 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,983 If he was a regular contractor.. carpenter guy,.. 19 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:52,447 ..I guarantee you, he would not be able to fix the damage that I do, as quickly. 20 00:01:53,973 --> 00:01:56,409 And when Felix does a good job He gets a medal. 21 00:01:56,748 --> 00:02:03,551 But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that I say HAAH!! 22 00:02:04,222 --> 00:02:06,661 And no... there aren't. 23 00:02:06,662 --> 00:02:09,647 - So cool! - This animation is so real! 24 00:02:09,682 --> 00:02:11,611 30 years I've been doing this 25 00:02:11,646 --> 00:02:15,006 And I've seen a lot other games come and go.. kinda sad. 26 00:02:15,041 --> 00:02:19,130 Think about all those guys from Asteroids? Boom! .. Gone. 27 00:02:19,165 --> 00:02:22,582 Centipede? Who knows where that guy is. You know? 28 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:26,386 Look a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky. 29 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:30,149 It's just.. I gotta say: 30 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:34,773 It becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it. 31 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,444 All clear! The Arcade's closed! 32 00:02:42,914 --> 00:02:46,834 Woo.. what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken? 33 00:02:47,069 --> 00:02:48,827 If you're buyin' buddy. 34 00:02:52,279 --> 00:02:54,426 Quittin' time! 35 00:03:05,590 --> 00:03:11,405 I dunno! Maybe I won't be feeling this way if things were different after work. 36 00:03:11,728 --> 00:03:14,650 But.. it is what it is. - Good job, everyone! 37 00:03:14,685 --> 00:03:18,509 Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes.. 38 00:03:18,544 --> 00:03:21,175 which he just fixed and every..you know. 39 00:03:22,795 --> 00:03:28,694 They go to their homes, I go to mine.. which happens to be.. a dump. 40 00:03:28,729 --> 00:03:34,514 And when I say a dump, I don't mean like a shabby place. I mean an actual dump. 41 00:03:34,549 --> 00:03:37,274 Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks.. 42 00:03:37,275 --> 00:03:39,999 and smashed building parts. That's.. 43 00:03:40,867 --> 00:03:43,117 That's what I call home. 44 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:48,313 I guess I can't bellyache too much. I got my bricks, I got my stump. 45 00:03:50,777 --> 00:03:53,742 It looks uncomfortable, it's actually fine. 46 00:03:53,777 --> 00:03:55,743 I'm good. 47 00:03:58,554 --> 00:04:03,375 But.. if I'm really honest with myself, 48 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:07,923 I see Felix up there.. getting patted on the back. 49 00:04:07,958 --> 00:04:12,270 People are giving him pie. Thanking him and.. 50 00:04:12,305 --> 00:04:17,778 so happy to see him all the time. Sometimes I think.. 51 00:04:17,885 --> 00:04:24,083 Man! Sure must be nice being the good guy! 52 00:04:26,138 --> 00:04:29,315 Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys... 53 00:04:29,316 --> 00:04:33,092 we've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it. 54 00:04:33,127 --> 00:04:37,899 Really? - Right here, I'm Zangief, I'm bad guy! 55 00:04:38,806 --> 00:04:41,681 I relate to you Ralph. When I hit bottom, 56 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:46,687 I was crushing man's skull like sparrow egg between my thighs. 57 00:04:47,503 --> 00:04:50,387 And I think, why you have to be so bad Zangief? 58 00:04:50,522 --> 00:04:53,040 Why can't you be more like good guy? 59 00:04:53,297 --> 00:04:55,913 Then I have moment of clarity. 60 00:04:55,948 --> 00:05:02,231 If Zangief is good guy, who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs? 61 00:05:02,331 --> 00:05:08,899 And I say, Zangief, you are "bad guy", but this does not mean you are bad guy. 62 00:05:10,871 --> 00:05:13,824 Right, I'm sorry. I just.. You lost me there. 63 00:05:13,825 --> 00:05:16,776 Zombie, bad guy. 64 00:05:16,939 --> 00:05:20,610 Zangief saying: Labels not make you happy. 65 00:05:20,611 --> 00:05:23,935 Good... Bad... Eurgh! 66 00:05:24,035 --> 00:05:26,044 You must love you. 67 00:05:26,079 --> 00:05:28,292 Yea, inside here! 68 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,317 Whoa! OK! Alright, I get you. 69 00:05:30,336 --> 00:05:32,886 Watch out, it's dripping. - Question, Ralph. 70 00:05:32,887 --> 00:05:36,010 We've been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now... 71 00:05:36,011 --> 00:05:39,133 and tonight you.. you finally show up. 72 00:05:39,168 --> 00:05:42,281 Why is that? - I dunno, I just felt like coming. 73 00:05:42,381 --> 00:05:46,045 I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that, ah.. 74 00:05:46,957 --> 00:05:49,868 Well, today is the 30th Anniversary of my game. 75 00:05:49,968 --> 00:05:53,110 Happy Anniversary, Ralph. - Thanks, Satan. 76 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:56,603 Err, it's Satine, actually. - Got it! 77 00:05:56,904 --> 00:05:58,944 But here's the thing.. 78 00:06:00,781 --> 00:06:03,032 I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore. 79 00:06:05,985 --> 00:06:10,718 You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you? 80 00:06:10,753 --> 00:06:14,216 Turbo?! No, I'm not going Turbo! C'mon guys! 81 00:06:14,217 --> 00:06:16,629 Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? 82 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:19,040 or a piece of pie every once in a while? 83 00:06:19,075 --> 00:06:21,720 Is it Turbo to want more out of life? - Yess... 84 00:06:22,562 --> 00:06:24,692 Ralph, Ralph, we get it! 85 00:06:24,693 --> 00:06:28,240 But we can't change who we are. And the sooner you accept that.. 86 00:06:28,440 --> 00:06:32,328 ..the better off your game and your life will be. 87 00:06:32,363 --> 00:06:34,994 Hey, one game at a time, Ralph. 88 00:06:35,121 --> 00:06:37,975 Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation. 89 00:06:41,695 --> 00:06:47,171 I am bad, and that's good. I will never be good. 90 00:06:47,172 --> 00:06:52,197 And that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me. 91 00:06:52,771 --> 00:06:54,757 Ok guys, see you next week. 92 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:59,846 Hang in therel, Ralph. - Hey Zombie, don't forget your hatchet. 93 00:07:00,147 --> 00:07:02,033 There you go. 94 00:07:38,493 --> 00:07:41,661 Welcome to Game Central Station. 95 00:07:47,086 --> 00:07:49,886 96 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,036 Step aside sir, random security check. 97 00:08:05,037 --> 00:08:07,133 Random my behind, you always stop me! 98 00:08:07,134 --> 00:08:09,228 I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. 99 00:08:09,498 --> 00:08:11,254 Name? - Lara Croft. 100 00:08:11,289 --> 00:08:12,984 Name? - Wreck-It Ralph. 101 00:08:12,985 --> 00:08:15,802 And, where you're coming from? - Aah... Pacman. 102 00:08:15,803 --> 00:08:17,835 You bringing any fruit with you? - No. 103 00:08:17,836 --> 00:08:20,178 No, no fruit. - Ok then, where you headin? 104 00:08:20,179 --> 00:08:22,730 Ah.. Fix-it Felix Jr. - Anything to declare? 105 00:08:22,731 --> 00:08:24,597 I hate you. - I get that a lot. 106 00:08:24,598 --> 00:08:26,141 Proceed. 107 00:08:29,464 --> 00:08:31,131 Bad guy coming.. 108 00:08:32,792 --> 00:08:36,754 If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert.. 109 00:08:36,755 --> 00:08:39,183 and whatever you do, don't die. 110 00:08:39,184 --> 00:08:43,879 Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate, ever. 111 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,270 Game over! 112 00:08:54,514 --> 00:08:56,511 Here you go, buddy. 113 00:08:57,019 --> 00:09:00,037 It's fresh. It's straight from Pacman's 114 00:09:00,108 --> 00:09:01,465 Hang in there, guys. 115 00:09:02,068 --> 00:09:04,863 Name? - Argggghhhh!!! 116 00:09:38,485 --> 00:09:41,070 Happy 30th Anniversary! 117 00:09:41,786 --> 00:09:43,875 They're having a party without me! 118 00:09:46,184 --> 00:09:49,683 Pacman? They invited Pacman?! That cherry chasing... 119 00:09:49,684 --> 00:09:53,182 ...dot muncher isn't even on this game! 120 00:09:53,519 --> 00:09:56,262 Great party, Felix. - Why thank you, friend. 121 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:59,053 Felix you're needed on the dance floor. 122 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:13,553 Oh! I bet that's Mario. Fashionaby late, per the norm. 123 00:10:13,554 --> 00:10:15,846 I'll get it, Felix. 124 00:10:21,207 --> 00:10:22,628 It's Ralph. 125 00:10:22,629 --> 00:10:26,751 He'll wreck the party! - Get rid of him, Felix. 126 00:10:26,752 --> 00:10:30,687 Oh, right! I'll go talk to him. Carry on everyone. 127 00:10:32,485 --> 00:10:35,170 Ralph, can I help you? 128 00:10:35,205 --> 00:10:38,250 Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. 129 00:10:38,251 --> 00:10:41,295 explosion or something over the building there. 130 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:45,538 Oh, those were.. just fireworks. - Fireworks, okay. 131 00:10:45,539 --> 00:10:51,369 Somebody's birthday.. or? - Well, it's.. more of an anniversary. 132 00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:56,319 The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually. - What ?! Is that today? - I know ! 133 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,083 - Oh, I'm such a dummy with dates. 134 00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:04,381 Anyway ah..Congratulations! - Thank you, Ralph. And to you too. 135 00:11:12,227 --> 00:11:15,824 Ah, just a heads up Felix. They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes. 136 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,829 Hey, Glenn! - Ralph. 137 00:11:18,230 --> 00:11:21,857 Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. 138 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:24,828 Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out so I.. 139 00:11:24,829 --> 00:11:27,669 it n.. never ends up in the dump. Never actually tasted it. 140 00:11:28,975 --> 00:11:32,121 Always wanted to try cake. 141 00:11:32,974 --> 00:11:35,915 I don't suppose you'd like to come in have a slice, would you? 142 00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:38,667 Hello, everybody! 143 00:11:44,005 --> 00:11:47,769 I'm OK, I'm OK, fit as a fiddle. 144 00:11:48,519 --> 00:11:50,926 Now... You all know Ralph. - Evening. 145 00:11:51,508 --> 00:11:54,076 Evening Nel.. Lucy.. 146 00:11:54,077 --> 00:11:55,945 Don. Dana. - Diana. 147 00:11:55,946 --> 00:11:58,582 Big Gene! - Why is he here? 148 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:01,169 He's just here for a slice of cake. 149 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,754 - And, I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking. 150 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,975 Ah. Why are you here, Gene? 151 00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:08,572 Oh look! The cake. 152 00:12:09,666 --> 00:12:13,986 Well, I'll be dipped! You've really outdone yourself, Mary! 153 00:12:13,987 --> 00:12:16,825 Oh and look, there's all of us at the top. 154 00:12:16,826 --> 00:12:19,662 Each apartment is everyone's favourite flavor. 155 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,755 Your Woods, is red velvet. - Guilty! 156 00:12:22,756 --> 00:12:26,643 And lemon for Lucy. Rum cake for Gene. 157 00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:28,681 And for Felix.. - Hey, Mary... 158 00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:33,681 Ahm.. what.. what's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there. 159 00:12:33,777 --> 00:12:37,975 Hm? Oh.. Chocolate. - Never been real fond of chocolate. 160 00:12:38,176 --> 00:12:40,355 Well, I did not know that. 161 00:12:40,356 --> 00:12:42,533 - One other little thing, I hate to be picky but.. 162 00:12:42,534 --> 00:12:45,942 you know this angry little guy here would might be... 163 00:12:45,943 --> 00:12:49,349 a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else. 164 00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:52,622 See that? Look at that smile! 165 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:55,893 - No, no no.. You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here. 166 00:12:57,516 --> 00:13:00,466 Well what about this: we can make room. 167 00:13:00,467 --> 00:13:02,964 Here, we can take turns.. Easy! 168 00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:05,967 How about.. we just eat the cake? - Hang on! 169 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:10,050 Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal. 170 00:13:10,052 --> 00:13:13,719 Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once. 171 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,225 Would that be the end of the world, Gene? - Now you're just being ridiculous! 172 00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:21,515 Only good guys win medals and you, sir, are no good guy! 173 00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:24,402 I could be a good guy if I wanted to. And I could win a medal. 174 00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:27,921 Ahah? And when you do, come and talk to us. 175 00:13:27,922 --> 00:13:30,386 - And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys? 176 00:13:30,387 --> 00:13:33,234 If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the Penthouse! 177 00:13:33,235 --> 00:13:38,596 But it will never happen, because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building. 178 00:13:38,597 --> 00:13:41,527 No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 179 00:13:41,528 --> 00:13:44,249 No, I'm NOT!! 180 00:13:52,780 --> 00:13:55,735 Yes, you are. 181 00:13:56,864 --> 00:14:00,787 Alright, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal. 182 00:14:00,788 --> 00:14:06,282 Oh I am gonna win a medal. The shiniest medal this place has ever seen. 183 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:12,196 A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! 184 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,471 And good night. Thank you for the party. 185 00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:18,418 Is he serious? 186 00:14:18,419 --> 00:14:20,581 Oh please, where is a bad guy gonna win a medal? 187 00:14:20,582 --> 00:14:22,678 Of course he's not serious! 188 00:14:22,679 --> 00:14:25,832 I've never been more serious about anything in my life. 189 00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:30,153 That's why I came straight here Tapper You've never give me a bum steer. 190 00:14:30,178 --> 00:14:33,378 Now c'mon, where can a guy like me go and win a medal? 191 00:14:33,554 --> 00:14:36,176 I don't think such a game exist, Ralph. 192 00:14:36,177 --> 00:14:37,887 Oh c'mon, you know people, there's gotta be... 193 00:14:37,888 --> 00:14:39,596 Hey, Tapper, need a root beer. 194 00:14:39,597 --> 00:14:41,652 Coming! Hold that thought. 195 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:51,195 Okay! As you were saying? - I was saying... 196 00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:53,951 I can't spent another 30 years living alone... 197 00:14:53,952 --> 00:14:56,606 in the garbage. I'm not going back without a medal. 198 00:14:56,607 --> 00:15:00,386 Well, I dunno what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here. 199 00:15:00,387 --> 00:15:02,840 You're welcome to dig through the lost and found. 200 00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:06,599 OK, let's see what we got here Oh, shoo, shoo! 201 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:08,473 Go on, get off! 202 00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:12,297 Mushroom? No. 203 00:15:12,785 --> 00:15:14,668 Wat is this?! No. 204 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,653 Oh c'mon, Zangief! Gross! 205 00:15:20,248 --> 00:15:22,787 What am I doing? 206 00:15:24,574 --> 00:15:26,213 Hey, excuse you! 207 00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:28,848 Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs 208 00:15:29,439 --> 00:15:31,620 We are humanity's last hope. 209 00:15:31,621 --> 00:15:34,584 Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs. - You ok there, Space Cadet? 210 00:15:34,585 --> 00:15:37,655 We've only been plugged in a week and every day... 211 00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:40,725 it's climb the building and fight bugs! 212 00:15:40,726 --> 00:15:42,125 Climb the building, fight more bugs! 213 00:15:42,326 --> 00:15:46,108 Yeah, yeah, right! Look, easy on the overall spaceman! 214 00:15:46,109 --> 00:15:50,610 It's tough all over, alright? - And all for what? A lousy medal! 215 00:15:51,229 --> 00:15:55,916 Medal? You win a medal? - Yeah, Medal of Heroes! 216 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:59,094 Ooo! Is it shiny? - Pretty shiny. 217 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,690 It says Hero on it? 218 00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:04,313 And you said, you win it by climbing a building? 219 00:16:04,314 --> 00:16:06,596 And fighting bugs! - Right, bugs. Listen, is there 220 00:16:06,597 --> 00:16:08,877 any chance I could go with you to your game and, 221 00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:11,750 you know, maybe get one of those medals? - Negatory! 222 00:16:11,751 --> 00:16:13,982 Wha.. does that mean maybe? 223 00:16:13,983 --> 00:16:16,212 - No! Look, only the bravest and the best.. 224 00:16:16,213 --> 00:16:19,132 serve in our corps. BUH !! 225 00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:31,892 We are humanity's last hope. 226 00:16:36,278 --> 00:16:39,951 Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes. 227 00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:42,613 Please report to your game. 228 00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:46,038 I can't feel my legs. 229 00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,177 What is all this stuff? 230 00:16:48,697 --> 00:16:51,283 Huh.. smells like Ralph in here. 231 00:16:53,571 --> 00:16:56,913 Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero's something... 232 00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:59,739 Hero's.. uh.. duty .. duty Hero's Duty. 233 00:17:03,950 --> 00:17:07,157 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph 234 00:17:12,018 --> 00:17:13,912 The wall 235 00:17:23,204 --> 00:17:26,563 Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella. 236 00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:34,114 Quarter Alert. 237 00:17:34,115 --> 00:17:35,782 This is not a drill. 238 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,856 Sweet golden medal 239 00:17:43,673 --> 00:17:48,824 On a planet with no name, a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong. 240 00:17:49,387 --> 00:17:52,027 You are humanity's last hope. 241 00:17:55,089 --> 00:17:57,140 Rootin' tootin', ready for shootin'! 242 00:17:59,001 --> 00:18:02,217 Now listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this once. 243 00:18:02,218 --> 00:18:04,690 Fear's a four letter word, ladies. 244 00:18:04,691 --> 00:18:08,617 You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself. 245 00:18:08,618 --> 00:18:12,464 It's make your mammas proud time! - I love my mamma! 246 00:18:12,465 --> 00:18:15,114 Heads up! First Person Shooter coming through. 247 00:18:15,872 --> 00:18:17,091 Oooh Robot! 248 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:23,012 Gameplay in three, two, one.. 249 00:18:24,348 --> 00:18:28,023 We are humanity's last hope. Our mission.. 250 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:32,934 ..destroy all Cy-bugs. You ready rookie? Let's find out. 251 00:18:34,915 --> 00:18:37,054 Sweet mother Hubbard! 252 00:18:42,317 --> 00:18:43,773 Wait a minute. 253 00:18:47,722 --> 00:18:50,230 Cy-Bug, 12 o'clock! Take it, newbie! 254 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,889 Watch it, rookie! These monsters become what they eat! 255 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,322 My gun! Gimme that back ! 256 00:19:09,353 --> 00:19:11,789 Shoot the eggs before they hatch ! 257 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:13,827 Oh no no, something's coming out of their bottom! 258 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,248 Oh gross! - Markowski, get back in formation! 259 00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:24,671 Alright ladies, the kitten whiskers and tickle fights stop now! 260 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:27,831 The entrance to the lab is straight ahead. - I'll meet you guys inside! 261 00:19:27,832 --> 00:19:31,038 No.. - Thank you, hurry! 262 00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:38,732 When did videogames become so violent and scary? 263 00:19:39,267 --> 00:19:41,496 Take me out of here! 264 00:19:42,401 --> 00:19:44,130 Get him.. 265 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,062 GAME OVER 266 00:19:48,063 --> 00:19:49,522 What a rip off ! 267 00:19:50,184 --> 00:19:53,279 Hey, get..get off me ! It's game over. Stop it! 268 00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:59,164 Reaching up, reaching up! 269 00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:04,385 Cease fire, cease fire! 270 00:20:08,906 --> 00:20:14,088 Attention! Return to start positions. 271 00:20:16,036 --> 00:20:18,900 Here, here let me help you, there. Sorry about that, I just... 272 00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:21,520 Ah yea, well you must be upset. - Markowski! 273 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:26,037 Who? Wow oh. ye.. me! I'm, yeah, I'm Markowski. 274 00:20:26,038 --> 00:20:31,031 What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts? 275 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:35,224 Never interfere with the first person shooter. 276 00:20:35,225 --> 00:20:37,974 Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building.. 277 00:20:38,075 --> 00:20:40,872 ..so they can get a medal and that's it! 278 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,510 So, stick to the program, soldier! - Right, right.. aye aye! 279 00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:46,115 Quarter Alert. 280 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:48,718 Alright pussywillows, back to start positions! 281 00:20:50,309 --> 00:20:53,915 Yeah, right! No way I'm going through that again! 282 00:20:55,682 --> 00:20:57,959 That's where they keep the medal, huh? 283 00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:06,057 New racers daily. Sweet! 284 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,865 I got next game. 285 00:21:07,866 --> 00:21:09,672 Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers. 286 00:21:11,321 --> 00:21:13,750 Oh..Sorry. 287 00:21:26,371 --> 00:21:29,500 Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy? 288 00:21:29,613 --> 00:21:32,402 Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building. 289 00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,892 Sh! Stick with the program. 290 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:37,049 Fix it Felix. 291 00:21:37,616 --> 00:21:39,811 I can fix it 292 00:21:43,828 --> 00:21:48,410 Ralph, quarter alert. Game on! 293 00:21:56,007 --> 00:21:58,897 Do something, Felix. - Just act natural. 294 00:21:58,898 --> 00:22:00,826 I'll fix it. 295 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:14,811 Oh my RAM! Where is he? 296 00:22:15,179 --> 00:22:18,550 Mister Litwak. - What's the trouble sweetheart 297 00:22:18,551 --> 00:22:20,218 The game's busted. 298 00:22:21,002 --> 00:22:24,186 I can fix it I can fix it. 299 00:22:24,187 --> 00:22:28,470 Oh boy, looks like the game's gone cuckoo like my nana. 300 00:22:28,471 --> 00:22:30,710 Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back. 301 00:22:30,711 --> 00:22:34,361 But what about the game? - I'll have someone look at it tomorrow. 302 00:22:34,362 --> 00:22:36,681 But if he can't fix it, it might be time to... 303 00:22:36,682 --> 00:22:38,999 put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture... 304 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:40,436 ..like my nana. 305 00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:54,297 Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order 306 00:22:54,298 --> 00:22:57,231 - Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we're doomed! 307 00:22:57,232 --> 00:22:59,813 They're gonna pull our plug! 308 00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:04,376 Okay, everybody calm down! 309 00:23:04,377 --> 00:23:08,196 Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again 310 00:23:08,197 --> 00:23:10,677 See? There he is now 311 00:23:15,863 --> 00:23:18,844 Why.. it's Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour? 312 00:23:21,062 --> 00:23:25,301 What's he saying, Felix? - Stand by, my Q*Bertese is a little rusty 313 00:23:39,887 --> 00:23:42,555 Ralph's gone Turbo!! 314 00:23:57,946 --> 00:23:59,418 Shining! 315 00:23:59,419 --> 00:24:02,514 Attention! The Arcade is now closed 316 00:24:02,515 --> 00:24:04,582 Get a load of Markowski 317 00:24:04,583 --> 00:24:08,297 Shut your chew-holes! Cy-Bug. 318 00:24:17,577 --> 00:24:20,214 Taze! 319 00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:29,518 Slick tiddlywinky pint-size! 320 00:24:29,519 --> 00:24:32,783 - I'm Fix-it-Felix Jr. ma'am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr. 321 00:24:34,014 --> 00:24:40,909 Human jimminy! Look at that high-definition! Your face!.. 322 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:43,057 It's amazing! 323 00:24:43,466 --> 00:24:46,950 Flattery, don't charge these batteries civilian 324 00:24:46,951 --> 00:24:49,390 Now state your business 325 00:24:49,391 --> 00:24:51,175 Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph. 326 00:24:51,176 --> 00:24:52,958 - Never heard of him. 327 00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:59,809 Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here - Impossible, nothing gets past me 328 00:25:00,443 --> 00:25:02,110 That came from the tower 329 00:25:21,058 --> 00:25:23,220 Nice shells be sH♪!&! 330 00:25:24,718 --> 00:25:26,754 Okay.. that was easy 331 00:25:31,491 --> 00:25:34,950 Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you.. 332 00:25:34,985 --> 00:25:38,408 ..the medal of heroes 333 00:25:53,872 --> 00:25:57,539 No way ! - 'Ten-hut ! 334 00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:05,270 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice 335 00:26:05,271 --> 00:26:07,888 Well..Thank you 336 00:26:07,889 --> 00:26:10,505 - You have etched in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare 337 00:26:10,506 --> 00:26:12,937 Thanks guys At ease... 338 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:16,457 You are the universe's greatest hero 339 00:26:19,567 --> 00:26:22,813 The living embodyment of all this Corps represents 340 00:26:24,307 --> 00:26:28,526 Bravery, integrity, grace under pressure... 341 00:26:28,527 --> 00:26:33,196 and above all... dignity - Escape mode activated 342 00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:45,258 Incoming 343 00:26:50,301 --> 00:26:51,974 Ralph. - Cy-Bug. 344 00:27:45,896 --> 00:27:48,523 So long, sucker 345 00:27:59,022 --> 00:28:01,014 Sugar Rush? 346 00:28:07,284 --> 00:28:09,401 Oh.. No!! 347 00:28:09,402 --> 00:28:13,553 This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole 348 00:28:13,554 --> 00:28:16,175 I gotta get out of here 349 00:28:16,176 --> 00:28:19,623 Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where...??? 350 00:28:19,624 --> 00:28:23,060 No no no, my medal ! 351 00:28:48,725 --> 00:28:51,360 Hi, mister 352 00:28:52,039 --> 00:28:53,997 Hello 353 00:28:54,183 --> 00:28:56,476 Man! You scared me, kid. 354 00:28:56,950 --> 00:29:00,383 Ahh! Nearly soiled myself - What's your name? 355 00:29:00,384 --> 00:29:04,642 Ah... Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You're not from here, are you? 356 00:29:04,643 --> 00:29:09,547 No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area. I'm just doing some work here 357 00:29:09,548 --> 00:29:12,260 What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming. 358 00:29:12,922 --> 00:29:15,343 You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole 359 00:29:15,344 --> 00:29:17,764 area is technically closed while we're trimming 360 00:29:17,799 --> 00:29:20,289 Who's we? - Candy Tree Department 361 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:23,190 Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today 362 00:29:23,191 --> 00:29:26,674 So you just meant like the 'royal we'? 363 00:29:26,675 --> 00:29:28,777 Yup.. that's right 364 00:29:28,778 --> 00:29:31,218 Hey, are you a hobo? - No 365 00:29:31,219 --> 00:29:34,512 I am not a hobo. But I am busy, OK? 366 00:29:34,513 --> 00:29:36,896 So, you go.. go home - What's that? 367 00:29:36,897 --> 00:29:40,582 Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb 368 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:43,233 Listen, I try to be nice - I try to be nice 369 00:29:43,268 --> 00:29:45,863 Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me 370 00:29:46,498 --> 00:29:49,195 Okay, that is rude... - Okay, that is rude... 371 00:29:49,196 --> 00:29:52,612 and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over 372 00:29:53,677 --> 00:29:55,990 I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you 373 00:29:56,026 --> 00:29:57,841 I'm from the candy tree department so I know what.. 374 00:29:57,842 --> 00:29:59,656 - It's a double stripe 375 00:30:01,166 --> 00:30:05,042 Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!! 376 00:30:05,043 --> 00:30:07,582 Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big? 377 00:30:07,583 --> 00:30:10,306 Ah.. I dunno Why are you so freakishly annoying? 378 00:30:10,307 --> 00:30:15,777 Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin 379 00:30:15,778 --> 00:30:18,444 Don't even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it! 380 00:30:18,445 --> 00:30:20,751 Hey hey hey hey I don't have to race for it 381 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,503 cause that's mine 382 00:30:23,504 --> 00:30:26,239 The winner - Give it back, give it 383 00:30:29,524 --> 00:30:31,449 Double stripe... 384 00:30:34,847 --> 00:30:36,281 Thank you 385 00:30:36,282 --> 00:30:38,694 Wait, let me talk to you for one second 386 00:30:39,347 --> 00:30:42,129 Ok, here's the thing, I'm not from the Candy Tree Department 387 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:44,910 - Lying to a child 388 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:47,576 Shame on you Ralph 389 00:30:47,577 --> 00:30:49,540 - But, I wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal 390 00:30:50,075 --> 00:30:52,726 That's why I was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my 391 00:30:52,969 --> 00:30:57,142 It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it's my ticket to a better life 392 00:30:57,243 --> 00:30:59,553 Yea, well, now it's my tic-ket 393 00:30:59,588 --> 00:31:01,439 What the.. - See you champ! 394 00:31:01,474 --> 00:31:04,098 Come back.. I'll find you 395 00:31:04,134 --> 00:31:07,205 I will find you - Double stripe 396 00:31:08,788 --> 00:31:10,390 Nowhere to hide ! 397 00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:15,132 Yeah, he banged around in here like some kinda hot-shot. 398 00:31:15,133 --> 00:31:18,145 Then he went barreling down into that.. 399 00:31:18,245 --> 00:31:21,705 sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush. 400 00:31:21,897 --> 00:31:24,680 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a 401 00:31:24,681 --> 00:31:27,462 chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters! 402 00:31:27,621 --> 00:31:29,853 What was that now? - What are you, thick? 403 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:35,300 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle. Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is? 404 00:31:35,591 --> 00:31:39,483 I can't say that I do, ma'am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus 405 00:31:39,583 --> 00:31:41,808 They don't know they're in a game All they know is... 406 00:31:41,843 --> 00:31:45,610 ..eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them.. 407 00:31:45,611 --> 00:31:49,226 ..they'll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they'll stop there? 408 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:50,938 Yes! - Wrong! 409 00:31:51,038 --> 00:31:53,622 Viruses do not stop! 410 00:31:53,910 --> 00:31:56,462 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush.. 411 00:31:56,493 --> 00:31:59,859 ..they'll invade every other game until this Arcade is.. 412 00:31:59,894 --> 00:32:04,357 nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. 413 00:32:05,057 --> 00:32:07,463 Kohut, my cruiser. 414 00:32:10,189 --> 00:32:14,595 Shee--pers! Is she always this intense? - It's not her fault 415 00:32:14,854 --> 00:32:18,304 She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. 416 00:32:18,594 --> 00:32:21,178 One day she didn't do a perimeter check. 417 00:32:21,949 --> 00:32:23,738 Her wedding day. 418 00:32:38,502 --> 00:32:41,531 Wait, ma'am. I'm going with you 419 00:32:41,566 --> 00:32:46,251 Like fun you are, short stack. You die outside your game, you don't regenerate. 420 00:32:46,426 --> 00:32:48,870 Well, neither do you, ma'am. 421 00:32:48,970 --> 00:32:52,256 And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks. 422 00:32:52,329 --> 00:32:56,049 And I cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess 423 00:32:56,084 --> 00:32:59,923 No flex on this one ma'am. I am coming along with you. 424 00:33:37,162 --> 00:33:41,257 Citizens of Sugar Rush. 425 00:33:41,292 --> 00:33:42,704 Just in time 426 00:33:43,416 --> 00:33:46,832 All hail, our rightful ruler 427 00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:49,006 King Candy. 428 00:33:49,099 --> 00:33:52,472 Hallo, my loyal subjects! 429 00:33:52,686 --> 00:33:54,596 Have some candy! 430 00:33:56,468 --> 00:34:00,396 Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill. 431 00:34:01,009 --> 00:34:06,554 And thank you to today's avatars. It was a wonderful day of racing. 432 00:34:06,723 --> 00:34:10,723 It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it's time to 433 00:34:10,724 --> 00:34:14,723 wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster. 434 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:19,434 The first 9 racers to cross that finish line.. 435 00:34:19,435 --> 00:34:22,957 ..will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatar. 436 00:34:23,361 --> 00:34:26,892 Race, race, race, race - Calm down 437 00:34:27,090 --> 00:34:30,968 Listen, this event is pay to play. We all know this, 438 00:34:31,004 --> 00:34:37,158 The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won 439 00:34:37,374 --> 00:34:39,071 Which I.. I have 440 00:34:39,106 --> 00:34:40,766 Let me go first 441 00:34:45,774 --> 00:34:48,065 King Candy. 442 00:34:55,505 --> 00:34:57,137 Taffeta Muttonfudge. 443 00:34:57,298 --> 00:34:59,328 Stay sweet! 444 00:34:59,674 --> 00:35:01,893 Adorabeezle Winterpop. 445 00:35:02,609 --> 00:35:04,574 Gloyd Orangeboar. 446 00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:08,205 Coin stealer 447 00:35:08,735 --> 00:35:11,965 Wait till I catch that brat - Minty Zaki. 448 00:35:12,192 --> 00:35:13,815 Snowanna Rainbeau 449 00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:15,847 Rancis Fluggerbutter. 450 00:35:16,411 --> 00:35:18,398 Jubileena Bing-Bing. 451 00:35:18,730 --> 00:35:20,718 Swizzle Malarkey. 452 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,248 Candlehead. 453 00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:33,398 Sour Bill, who is that last one? 454 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:39,618 Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie 455 00:35:39,718 --> 00:35:41,768 I'm in the race - Venellope? 456 00:35:43,611 --> 00:35:45,836 The glitch! 457 00:35:45,871 --> 00:35:48,061 No, no 458 00:35:48,559 --> 00:35:52,076 Everything is alright. Security!! 459 00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:53,812 C'm'ere, kid 460 00:35:53,813 --> 00:35:55,523 - We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak. 461 00:35:58,010 --> 00:36:00,212 Get back here! 462 00:36:03,594 --> 00:36:05,569 YOU !! 463 00:36:06,157 --> 00:36:08,652 Give me back my medal right now! 464 00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:11,690 No, no... - What is that? 465 00:36:27,167 --> 00:36:28,470 What are you doing? 466 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:39,298 Come back here! 467 00:36:41,515 --> 00:36:44,608 Can't move. - Now, we got him! 468 00:36:44,768 --> 00:36:46,406 Oh good, the cops. 469 00:36:46,441 --> 00:36:49,565 She went that way. - Hold still. - Ow, what're you doing? 470 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:52,873 Okay folks, calm down. 471 00:36:52,970 --> 00:36:56,648 Everything's alright. The monster's been caught. 472 00:36:56,683 --> 00:37:02,944 We'll repair all the damage. Don't worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens 473 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:05,203 And I'm in it. 474 00:37:10,302 --> 00:37:13,780 There is no way that I am racing with a glitch 475 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,718 Francis, Candlehead, come on. 476 00:37:15,818 --> 00:37:20,364 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race! 477 00:37:20,379 --> 00:37:24,145 And bring that thing to my castle! 478 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:51,741 Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster so we can see what we're up against, here. 479 00:37:52,419 --> 00:37:53,819 Mmmkay.. 480 00:37:55,294 --> 00:37:57,866 Milk my duds, it's Wreck-It Ralph? 481 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,600 Yeah, who are you? The guy that make the donuts? 482 00:38:00,635 --> 00:38:03,973 Please,... No! I'm King Candy. 483 00:38:05,569 --> 00:38:07,388 I see you're a fan of pink 484 00:38:07,389 --> 00:38:09,207 - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm.. 485 00:38:09,242 --> 00:38:10,798 What are you doing here? 486 00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,353 Look! Your Candiness.. 487 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:14,650 ..this is just a big misunderstanding. 488 00:38:15,230 --> 00:38:18,597 Just get me out of this cupcake, I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way, 489 00:38:18,632 --> 00:38:20,288 Your medal? 490 00:38:20,611 --> 00:38:23,121 Bad guys don't win medals. 491 00:38:23,127 --> 00:38:26,288 Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero's Duty. 492 00:38:26,323 --> 00:38:30,317 You game jumped? Ralph! You're not going Turbo, are you? 493 00:38:30,355 --> 00:38:32,736 What? No no no no.. 494 00:38:32,737 --> 00:38:35,117 - Because if you think you can come in here... 495 00:38:35,152 --> 00:38:37,513 to my kingdom and take over my game, you've got another thing coming! 496 00:38:37,548 --> 00:38:39,453 Easy, Your Puffyness! 497 00:38:39,553 --> 00:38:43,158 It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal. 498 00:38:43,193 --> 00:38:46,163 Children of the candy corn? Who? 499 00:38:46,263 --> 00:38:51,082 The glitch... the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal? 500 00:38:51,088 --> 00:38:53,396 She did what? I need that back! 501 00:38:53,497 --> 00:38:56,078 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you, it's gone. 502 00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:58,658 you know, it's.. it's nothing but code now. 503 00:38:59,223 --> 00:39:03,261 and it'll stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race! 504 00:39:03,528 --> 00:39:06,911 Well, maybe I'll just have to have a little talk with the winner, then. 505 00:39:06,996 --> 00:39:08,862 Is that a threat I smell? 506 00:39:09,227 --> 00:39:13,376 Bwlaah! Beyond the halitosis you're so obviously suffering from. 507 00:39:13,468 --> 00:39:17,035 Listen, nelly wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal. 508 00:39:17,153 --> 00:39:18,833 Yes, you are! 509 00:39:18,868 --> 00:39:21,717 Winchell, Dunkin, get him out of that cupcake.. 510 00:39:21,817 --> 00:39:25,982 ..and on the first train back home.And if I ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph... 511 00:39:26,768 --> 00:39:28,680 ..I'll lock you in my Fungeon! 512 00:39:28,965 --> 00:39:31,304 Fungeon? 513 00:39:31,305 --> 00:39:33,642 - Fun-dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words? 514 00:39:33,860 --> 00:39:35,787 It's a Fu.. Never mind 515 00:39:35,887 --> 00:39:39,086 Now, I got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you 516 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:42,902 Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn't been a pleasure. 517 00:39:47,450 --> 00:39:49,414 It's hard as a rock. - I can see that. 518 00:39:49,591 --> 00:39:50,935 Get the tools. - What tools? 519 00:39:50,970 --> 00:39:52,026 Quiet you! 520 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:56,538 What?? No! - Take it easy big boy. 521 00:39:56,573 --> 00:39:58,451 Stay away from me! - He's getting away! 522 00:40:03,606 --> 00:40:05,916 Quick, call out the Devil-dogs! 523 00:40:23,063 --> 00:40:24,733 Chocolate. I hate chocolate! 524 00:40:26,459 --> 00:40:28,268 I gotta get my medal back 525 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:34,523 The pot goes to the winning racer 526 00:40:34,624 --> 00:40:37,247 Hey kids, can I talk to you for a second? 527 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:49,728 Hello, fellow racers. 528 00:40:49,894 --> 00:40:52,103 It's that little crumb snatcher. 529 00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:55,391 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you're looking well 530 00:40:55,426 --> 00:40:58,000 Came by to check out the competition, huh? 531 00:40:58,035 --> 00:41:03,644 Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself. 532 00:41:03,649 --> 00:41:04,595 Built it myself. 533 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:08,408 Fastest pedal power west o' the Wack-a-Mole. Check her out. 534 00:41:12,778 --> 00:41:17,116 Oh..Vanellope It's so.. you. 535 00:41:17,217 --> 00:41:20,349 But.. you have to back out of the race. 536 00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:24,322 Oh no, I.. I don't, you know cause I..i paid my fee... 537 00:41:24,422 --> 00:41:27,758 and I'm on the board So, ya.. I'm definitely racing. 538 00:41:27,844 --> 00:41:30,800 Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can't race. 539 00:41:30,835 --> 00:41:34,304 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta, just got pyxlexia, okay. 540 00:41:34,571 --> 00:41:36,904 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope. 541 00:41:36,939 --> 00:41:38,463 To protect us. 542 00:41:38,492 --> 00:41:41,192 Say, I'm you.. I'm in my weird little car.. 543 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:45,299 and I'm driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once.. 544 00:41:45,334 --> 00:41:50,009 and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. I'm gli..gli..gli..gli... glitching 545 00:41:51,316 --> 00:41:53,813 See, you're an accident just waiting to happen. 546 00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:56,309 - Oh no, I gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too 547 00:41:56,651 --> 00:41:58,715 Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool ! 548 00:41:59,181 --> 00:42:02,587 Stop. You're breaking it. 549 00:42:03,541 --> 00:42:06,800 Please, I just wanna race like you guys. 550 00:42:06,967 --> 00:42:10,564 You will never be a racer because you're a glitch. 551 00:42:10,599 --> 00:42:12,691 And that's all you'll ever be. 552 00:42:14,330 --> 00:42:16,841 Hey.. leave her alone. 553 00:42:19,713 --> 00:42:21,390 Let's get out of here 554 00:42:26,721 --> 00:42:30,436 Scram, you rotten little cavities before I throw you in the mud! 555 00:42:36,569 --> 00:42:38,652 What are you looking at? 556 00:42:39,454 --> 00:42:43,165 You're welcome, you rotten little thief. - I'm not a thief! 557 00:42:43,288 --> 00:42:45,683 I just borrowed your stupid coin I was gonna 558 00:42:45,684 --> 00:42:48,077 give it back to you as soon as I won the race. 559 00:42:48,130 --> 00:42:50,963 It's not a coin. It is a medal. 560 00:42:51,183 --> 00:42:55,276 Coin, medal.. whatever... just go back to your own dumb game and win another one. 561 00:42:55,277 --> 00:42:59,752 I can't, I didn't win it in my game. I won it in Hero's Duty. 562 00:43:00,170 --> 00:43:01,852 Hero's Doody? Pfff !! 563 00:43:04,353 --> 00:43:05,957 It's not that kind of duty 564 00:43:06,013 --> 00:43:10,476 I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Doody? 565 00:43:11,564 --> 00:43:14,092 What'd you won the medal for, wiping? 566 00:43:15,755 --> 00:43:18,709 I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal. 567 00:43:18,809 --> 00:43:20,087 Listen.. - One more, one more 568 00:43:20,123 --> 00:43:23,101 Why did the Hero flush the toilet? 569 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:25,743 Say 'why?' - Why? 570 00:43:25,778 --> 00:43:28,341 Because it was his 'doody'! 571 00:43:28,342 --> 00:43:30,904 How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little guttersnipe! 572 00:43:30,939 --> 00:43:35,076 I earned that medal! You better get it back for me, toot-sweet sister 573 00:43:35,177 --> 00:43:37,959 Well unless you've got a go-cart hidden in 574 00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,740 the back-folds of your neck, I can't help you. 575 00:43:46,336 --> 00:43:48,549 What a moron! 576 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:53,177 Hey, genius, that's a jaw-breaker, you're never gonna... 577 00:43:58,805 --> 00:44:03,132 Enjoy your little tantrum diaper baby? - Leave me alone. 578 00:44:03,591 --> 00:44:05,907 Look, you want that medal, right? 579 00:44:06,088 --> 00:44:09,341 And I wanna race. So, here's what I'm thinking. 580 00:44:09,570 --> 00:44:12,384 You help me get a new cart, a real cart! 581 00:44:12,761 --> 00:44:15,560 and I'll win the race and get you back your medal. 582 00:44:15,668 --> 00:44:18,179 You want 'me' to help 'you'? 583 00:44:18,214 --> 00:44:21,005 All you gotta do is break something for me. 584 00:44:21,052 --> 00:44:23,978 C'mon, what do you say, friend? 585 00:44:24,013 --> 00:44:25,673 We are not friends. 586 00:44:25,707 --> 00:44:29,434 Aww c'mon, pal. You son of a gun! 587 00:44:29,588 --> 00:44:32,106 C'mon buddy, just shake on it. 588 00:44:32,895 --> 00:44:37,270 Aww c'mon jumbo. Ralph, my man. My main man. 589 00:44:37,656 --> 00:44:42,234 Hey, my arms getting tired. We have a deal or not? 590 00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:45,752 Argh! You better win! 591 00:44:49,008 --> 00:44:53,085 Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend 'Wreck-it' for nothing. 592 00:44:54,259 --> 00:44:55,236 There's the shuttle 593 00:44:59,426 --> 00:45:00,959 Is he in there? 594 00:45:01,088 --> 00:45:03,556 Nope. Lucky for him. 595 00:45:03,656 --> 00:45:06,193 Otherwise, I would have slap his corpse. 596 00:45:07,179 --> 00:45:09,118 No Cy-Bug either. 597 00:45:09,153 --> 00:45:12,551 Gotta find it before it lays it's filthy eggs. 598 00:45:13,953 --> 00:45:18,443 He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor. 599 00:45:18,536 --> 00:45:20,132 Can't get a read on it. 600 00:45:20,772 --> 00:45:22,242 So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? 601 00:45:22,243 --> 00:45:23,712 Why'd he go AWOL? 602 00:45:24,140 --> 00:45:28,192 I wish I knew, ma'am. He was acting all squirely last night. 603 00:45:28,227 --> 00:45:30,977 Going on about cake and medals. 604 00:45:31,035 --> 00:45:33,542 But, I never thought he'd go Turbo! 605 00:45:33,577 --> 00:45:35,319 Go Turbo?? 606 00:45:35,354 --> 00:45:38,059 That's right, you guys just got plugged in. 607 00:45:38,094 --> 00:45:41,066 Well, back when the Arcade first opened, 608 00:45:41,067 --> 00:45:44,037 TurboTime was by far the most popular game... 609 00:45:44,092 --> 00:45:46,057 ..and Turbo... - Turbotastic. 610 00:45:46,123 --> 00:45:48,666 Well, he loved the attention.. 611 00:45:48,785 --> 00:45:53,453 - Turbotastic So, when Rogue Blasters got plugged in and 612 00:45:53,488 --> 00:45:55,171 stole Turbo's thunder - New game 613 00:45:55,206 --> 00:45:58,009 - alright ...boy, was he jealous! 614 00:45:58,044 --> 00:46:01,359 So jealous that he abandoned.. 615 00:46:01,447 --> 00:46:03,184 ..his game.. 616 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:04,778 ..and tried to take over the new one. 617 00:46:04,779 --> 00:46:06,336 - These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen 618 00:46:06,388 --> 00:46:09,366 Turbotastic - Hey, is that..?? 619 00:46:09,401 --> 00:46:13,356 That looks like Turbo. - What's Turbo doing in this game? 620 00:46:13,417 --> 00:46:16,190 Oh, c'mon! Mister Litwak! 621 00:46:16,625 --> 00:46:22,258 Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order.. 622 00:46:22,259 --> 00:46:24,051 ..for good. 623 00:46:24,152 --> 00:46:28,987 Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale. 624 00:46:29,022 --> 00:46:31,063 I know, right? 625 00:46:31,298 --> 00:46:35,983 That's why I have to get Ralph home or the same thing's gonna happen to my game. 626 00:46:40,027 --> 00:46:41,658 Ungh... Oh - What is this? 627 00:46:42,586 --> 00:46:43,800 Nesquicksand? 628 00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:46,131 Quicksand. 629 00:46:46,166 --> 00:46:49,032 Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines. 630 00:46:53,612 --> 00:46:55,790 I can't hop. I'm hop-less! 631 00:46:55,990 --> 00:46:58,409 This is hopeless, we're gonna drown here! 632 00:46:58,505 --> 00:47:02,297 Stop cracking, stop moving You're making us sink faster! 633 00:47:02,332 --> 00:47:04,287 - We're gonna die! - Get a hold of yourself! 634 00:47:08,151 --> 00:47:10,707 Ah, the vines They are Laffy Taffy. 635 00:47:10,783 --> 00:47:13,153 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh. 636 00:47:13,373 --> 00:47:15,042 Here, hit me again 637 00:47:18,851 --> 00:47:21,341 That's not funny enough. Harder. 638 00:47:21,376 --> 00:47:23,545 Look, you're a nice guy I can't... 639 00:47:23,546 --> 00:47:25,713 - No, ma'am! The Arcade is depending on us. 640 00:47:25,813 --> 00:47:28,867 Now do your duty, that's an or.. 641 00:47:31,692 --> 00:47:33,692 It's working. Hit me again. 642 00:47:33,717 --> 00:47:35,717 Oooh.. your eye! 643 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:37,465 I can fix it. 644 00:47:37,653 --> 00:47:39,280 Now go! 645 00:47:39,503 --> 00:47:41,330 Fran-fantastic! 646 00:47:41,473 --> 00:47:42,682 Again! 647 00:47:43,159 --> 00:47:44,981 You mean business.. 648 00:47:50,538 --> 00:47:52,323 We're... Killing... 649 00:47:52,323 --> 00:47:53,800 ..them 650 00:48:20,591 --> 00:48:24,389 Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes, we've got work to do, let's go. 651 00:48:26,823 --> 00:48:28,466 Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug. 652 00:48:28,645 --> 00:48:30,404 C'mon, we'll get a better view from the air 653 00:48:30,439 --> 00:48:32,066 You think you can fix that shuttle? 654 00:48:32,597 --> 00:48:34,754 Can do! 655 00:48:58,991 --> 00:49:00,716 Alright, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open. 656 00:49:00,717 --> 00:49:02,440 What's this? 657 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,229 You're a full-on criminal, aren't you? 658 00:49:04,264 --> 00:49:06,566 Hey, we shook on it 659 00:49:10,015 --> 00:49:11,799 Thank you, Jeeves. 660 00:49:13,469 --> 00:49:16,423 What is this place? Where are the carts? 661 00:49:16,456 --> 00:49:18,846 We gotta make one. - What? No no no no. 662 00:49:18,946 --> 00:49:21,727 Look kid, bad idea. Trust me, I don't make things, 663 00:49:21,827 --> 00:49:22,951 ..I break things 664 00:49:22,952 --> 00:49:26,642 Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, Gladys. 665 00:49:27,169 --> 00:49:28,571 Ooh, this is a good one. 666 00:49:28,911 --> 00:49:32,470 Welcome to the Bakery. Let's bake a cart!! 667 00:49:32,505 --> 00:49:35,596 What is this, another game? - Ya, well, it's a mini game. 668 00:49:35,696 --> 00:49:37,888 You have one minute to win it! - What? 669 00:49:37,923 --> 00:49:40,527 C'mon, Ralph! - Now..Mixing. 670 00:49:40,562 --> 00:49:44,006 Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash 671 00:49:44,041 --> 00:49:45,469 Hairbrush.. - No 672 00:49:45,476 --> 00:49:47,285 Underpants.. - No, no. 673 00:49:47,506 --> 00:49:50,327 You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I'm trying. 674 00:49:51,105 --> 00:49:52,878 Argh, I'll do it. 675 00:49:52,955 --> 00:49:54,089 No, yes 676 00:49:54,489 --> 00:49:56,898 Urgh!..Gross Milk... yes yes.. 677 00:49:58,323 --> 00:50:00,623 Batter up! 678 00:50:04,477 --> 00:50:06,834 C'mon, no sleeping on the job! 679 00:50:06,869 --> 00:50:08,421 Baking! 680 00:50:08,456 --> 00:50:12,071 Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature. 681 00:50:12,437 --> 00:50:14,583 A little help here! - I'm on it! 682 00:50:16,235 --> 00:50:17,700 Ralph ! 683 00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:19,165 - Yup, no bother.. I just... Give me this thing. 684 00:50:20,918 --> 00:50:24,664 Ok, good.. little more. Hold it, hold it 685 00:50:28,678 --> 00:50:32,198 C'mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds! - Decorating 686 00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:33,447 Wheels first. - How many? 687 00:50:33,547 --> 00:50:35,002 Four, doink! 688 00:50:36,421 --> 00:50:40,249 Now frosting, a butt load of frosting. - No problem. 689 00:50:52,364 --> 00:50:54,024 Time's up! 690 00:50:54,059 --> 00:50:58,698 Congratulation you did it and here's your cart! 691 00:51:08,337 --> 00:51:10,247 Look, kid... 692 00:51:11,298 --> 00:51:12,977 I tried to warn you. 693 00:51:13,012 --> 00:51:17,387 I can't make things, I just... break - I love it! 694 00:51:17,669 --> 00:51:19,282 You do? 695 00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:23,055 I love it! I love it, I love it, I love it 696 00:51:23,090 --> 00:51:26,220 Look, it's got a real engine and look at these wheels! 697 00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:30,934 I love it! I finally have a real cart! 698 00:51:31,579 --> 00:51:35,987 C'mon, a work of art like this must be signed. 699 00:51:46,527 --> 00:51:49,383 This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery. 700 00:51:49,418 --> 00:51:51,264 Get me King Candy. 701 00:51:55,915 --> 00:52:00,939 Well, what, you have teeth?! I don't think I've ever seen you smile before. 702 00:52:01,158 --> 00:52:02,572 I'm not smiling it was... 703 00:52:03,152 --> 00:52:05,279 I'm gassy.. okay 704 00:52:06,575 --> 00:52:09,376 Hold it right there, glitch! 705 00:52:09,596 --> 00:52:11,216 And Wreck-It Ralph? 706 00:52:13,443 --> 00:52:15,930 Start the cart start the cart! 707 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:18,316 What are you waiting for? C'mon let's go! 708 00:52:19,365 --> 00:52:22,594 I..ah.. don't know how to drive a real cart. 709 00:52:22,629 --> 00:52:24,405 You don't... What?! 710 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,083 Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me. 711 00:52:28,118 --> 00:52:30,754 Get them! - Gangway! 712 00:52:35,090 --> 00:52:36,751 Stop in the name of the king! 713 00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:38,258 That's me! 714 00:52:42,781 --> 00:52:44,402 Get off the road! 715 00:52:49,210 --> 00:52:51,768 Head for Diet Cola Mountain! 716 00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:56,719 Drive into the wall! - What? 717 00:52:56,754 --> 00:52:58,640 Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops! 718 00:52:58,641 --> 00:53:00,525 - Are you crazy? 719 00:53:00,626 --> 00:53:02,151 Just do it! 720 00:53:13,910 --> 00:53:15,255 Where'd they go? 721 00:53:15,368 --> 00:53:17,386 Maybe.. they've just turned. 722 00:53:18,898 --> 00:53:22,043 Find that glitch. Destroy that cart! 723 00:53:22,078 --> 00:53:24,842 She can't be allowed to race! 724 00:53:29,203 --> 00:53:30,820 So let me get this straight. 725 00:53:31,031 --> 00:53:33,294 You don't know how to drive. 726 00:53:33,329 --> 00:53:36,380 Well no, not technically But I just thought that... 727 00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:39,214 What did you think? Oh.. I just I'll just magically 728 00:53:39,215 --> 00:53:41,947 win the race just because I really want to. 729 00:53:41,948 --> 00:53:46,251 Look wise guy, I know I'm a racer, I can feel it in my code. 730 00:53:47,869 --> 00:53:50,553 That's it..! I'm never getting my medal back 731 00:53:50,717 --> 00:53:53,802 What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? 732 00:53:53,803 --> 00:53:56,887 The big whoop? Well this may come as a shock to you.. 733 00:53:56,987 --> 00:54:01,169 but in my game, I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage. 734 00:54:01,204 --> 00:54:05,886 Cool! - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring. 735 00:54:05,986 --> 00:54:09,842 And that crummy medal was gonna change all that. 736 00:54:09,877 --> 00:54:13,117 I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a.. 737 00:54:13,126 --> 00:54:17,354 ..penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks! 738 00:54:18,514 --> 00:54:20,266 Aah! It's grown up stuff, you wouldn't understand. 739 00:54:20,267 --> 00:54:22,017 - No, I get it. 740 00:54:22,497 --> 00:54:24,992 That's exactly what racing would do for me. 741 00:54:25,027 --> 00:54:26,476 Well, guess what? - What? 742 00:54:26,576 --> 00:54:29,719 News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want! 743 00:54:32,447 --> 00:54:33,715 What was that? 744 00:54:46,474 --> 00:54:48,863 Diet Cola Hot Springs. 745 00:54:48,899 --> 00:54:52,617 Watch out for falling Mentos. - Yeah, check it out, look. 746 00:55:00,684 --> 00:55:03,760 Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash. That stuff is boiling hot. 747 00:55:03,795 --> 00:55:05,963 Yeah, I got that. Thank you. 748 00:55:06,533 --> 00:55:08,199 What is this dump? 749 00:55:08,234 --> 00:55:11,709 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level. 750 00:55:12,062 --> 00:55:13,932 Yeah, it's pretty cool, huh? 751 00:55:14,054 --> 00:55:17,309 I found that secret opening and now I live here. 752 00:55:17,877 --> 00:55:19,443 See, oh look look look look... 753 00:55:20,061 --> 00:55:22,075 Welcome to my home! 754 00:55:22,862 --> 00:55:25,539 I sleep in these candy wrappers. 755 00:55:25,540 --> 00:55:28,216 I like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady. 756 00:55:29,389 --> 00:55:31,444 By yourself? 757 00:55:31,872 --> 00:55:33,829 With all this garbage around here? 758 00:55:34,665 --> 00:55:36,792 Well, yeah. 759 00:55:36,827 --> 00:55:38,908 I mean, everyone here says I'm just the mistake.. 760 00:55:38,909 --> 00:55:40,988 ..and that I wasn't even suppose to exist. 761 00:55:41,024 --> 00:55:42,783 What do you expect? 762 00:55:42,806 --> 00:55:44,351 Listen kid.. 763 00:55:45,063 --> 00:55:47,621 I know it's none of my business.. 764 00:55:47,657 --> 00:55:50,157 ..but why do you even stick around this game? 765 00:55:50,450 --> 00:55:52,858 You really don't know anything, do you? 766 00:55:52,893 --> 00:55:55,265 Glitches can't leave their games. 767 00:55:56,792 --> 00:55:59,669 It's one of the joys of being me. 768 00:56:08,348 --> 00:56:10,478 Hey, what are you doing? C'mon! 769 00:56:11,073 --> 00:56:13,554 I know it's a dump but it's all I got. 770 00:56:13,589 --> 00:56:16,594 If you're gonna be a racer, you have to learn how to drive. 771 00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:18,245 You can't do that.. 772 00:56:18,580 --> 00:56:19,946 ..without a track. 773 00:56:25,253 --> 00:56:26,614 Wow! - Alright now.. 774 00:56:26,701 --> 00:56:29,311 Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do. 775 00:56:29,312 --> 00:56:31,921 I'm gonna learn to drive, I'm gonna learn to drive, I'm gonna.. 776 00:56:31,922 --> 00:56:35,040 Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it but... 777 00:56:35,075 --> 00:56:36,734 look, I flew a spaceship today okay. 778 00:56:36,769 --> 00:56:39,996 You crashed it. - Just get in, how hard can it be? 779 00:56:40,171 --> 00:56:41,852 OK, ah.. start it up. 780 00:56:44,435 --> 00:56:45,986 There you go. 781 00:56:46,126 --> 00:56:48,738 So there's some buttons on the floor. - Pedals. 782 00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:51,620 Pedals, right! Now.. ah.. 783 00:56:52,527 --> 00:56:54,966 Thats the 'go' pedal. 784 00:56:55,001 --> 00:56:59,097 That, I believe is the stopper. 785 00:56:59,308 --> 00:57:02,338 And this... wait 786 00:57:02,373 --> 00:57:04,324 What is this? It doesn't do anything. 787 00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,301 Woo, what's this joystick do? 788 00:57:07,342 --> 00:57:09,700 Okay, good. Let's try that again. 789 00:57:42,451 --> 00:57:45,546 That's good, keep going. Shift it again! 790 00:57:50,827 --> 00:57:53,745 I told you Racing's in my code. 791 00:57:56,629 --> 00:58:00,821 I think I'm winning the bet! - Hey Ralphy, watch this! 792 00:58:14,460 --> 00:58:16,102 Look out! 793 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,295 So, how did I do? 794 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,192 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain. 795 00:58:38,735 --> 00:58:40,475 Right, right, that's a good note. 796 00:58:40,510 --> 00:58:42,506 You gotta get that glitch under control kid. 797 00:58:42,541 --> 00:58:44,214 Ok, I will I will and.. 798 00:58:44,953 --> 00:58:47,316 And then, you think I got a chance? 799 00:58:50,104 --> 00:58:51,075 Tiny. 800 00:58:51,281 --> 00:58:54,677 Yes, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win, I'm gonna... 801 00:58:54,712 --> 00:58:56,360 Top shelf. - Top shelf. 802 00:59:09,236 --> 00:59:11,328 Did you find the..? Tell me you found her! 803 00:59:13,049 --> 00:59:14,595 You didn't? 804 00:59:16,956 --> 00:59:19,066 Go! Leave me. 805 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:42,600 Up, up. Down, down. Hmm, hmm. Hih, hih... 806 00:59:44,826 --> 00:59:46,570 Start. 807 00:59:48,568 --> 00:59:52,606 Oh, Code! That's the sweet lifeblood of the game. 808 00:59:58,670 --> 01:00:00,631 Where are you? 809 01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:04,142 The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons. 810 01:00:04,178 --> 01:00:05,667 Ahah! There it is. 811 01:00:05,994 --> 01:00:07,659 The winner's cup. 812 01:00:09,132 --> 01:00:12,700 One of these things is not like the others... it's you! 813 01:00:12,735 --> 01:00:15,574 We're going to give you a nice new home. 814 01:00:27,532 --> 01:00:29,054 Success! 815 01:00:30,702 --> 01:00:35,256 Sour Bill, I'm going out. You're in charge of the castle until I get back. 816 01:00:46,436 --> 01:00:50,004 Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer. 817 01:00:50,039 --> 01:00:52,839 Oh, that's not blunt force trauma ma'am. 818 01:00:52,856 --> 01:00:55,004 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks. 819 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,742 Okay. - Ma'am, I just gotta tell ya.. 820 01:01:00,110 --> 01:01:03,889 You are one dynamite gal. 821 01:01:05,353 --> 01:01:09,266 Wow! You are one dynamite gal! 822 01:01:09,739 --> 01:01:12,130 One dynamite gal! 823 01:01:12,417 --> 01:01:15,839 Dynamite gal! 824 01:01:15,864 --> 01:01:17,864 Dynamite... 825 01:01:22,153 --> 01:01:23,527 Get out! 826 01:01:23,562 --> 01:01:27,114 All I said is you're a dynamite gal! - I said get out! 827 01:01:34,835 --> 01:01:37,800 Oh, jimminy jamminy! 828 01:01:43,901 --> 01:01:46,048 Yes? 829 01:01:47,034 --> 01:01:51,663 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr., sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr. 830 01:01:51,675 --> 01:01:55,025 Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph? 831 01:01:55,060 --> 01:01:56,521 Yes, yes that's him! 832 01:01:56,556 --> 01:01:59,795 Should've lock him up when we had the chance. 833 01:02:00,056 --> 01:02:04,413 Locked him up? - Not making the same mistake with you. 834 01:02:07,756 --> 01:02:11,645 Hurry hurry, let's go, time's a wastin', c'mon Ralph! 835 01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:15,259 This is it, this is really happening I almost don't believe it. 836 01:02:15,294 --> 01:02:18,542 I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long and now.. 837 01:02:18,578 --> 01:02:21,600 and now.. now I think I'm gonna puke actually, I think I might puke. 838 01:02:21,635 --> 01:02:23,283 You know, like a 'vurp' 839 01:02:23,318 --> 01:02:25,059 A what? - Vomit and a burp together. 840 01:02:25,094 --> 01:02:29,329 And you can taste it. And it's just like rising up. Oh this is so exciting! 841 01:02:29,364 --> 01:02:31,390 Yes, it is, it's exciting! 842 01:02:31,425 --> 01:02:33,442 I mean am I ready to be a real racer? 843 01:02:33,477 --> 01:02:35,528 Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me? 844 01:02:35,592 --> 01:02:37,379 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? 845 01:02:38,427 --> 01:02:41,454 C'mon, those people are gonna love you. 846 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:44,263 You know why? Cause you're a winner. 847 01:02:44,298 --> 01:02:46,595 A winner. - And you're adorable! 848 01:02:46,630 --> 01:02:50,501 I'm adorable! - And everyone loves an adorable winner! 849 01:02:51,741 --> 01:02:55,369 Okay, c'mon Listen to me, if you get nervous.. 850 01:02:55,404 --> 01:03:01,070 ..just keep telling yourself 'I must win Ralph's medal, or his life will be ruined'. 851 01:03:01,093 --> 01:03:03,914 And have fun, got it? - Got it! 852 01:03:05,012 --> 01:03:08,972 Oh wait!... Hold on. 853 01:03:09,007 --> 01:03:12,147 Where you going? - I forgot something, I'll be right back. 854 01:03:14,772 --> 01:03:16,627 Kids! 855 01:03:17,788 --> 01:03:20,661 Ralph, there you are, hello. - Huh? 856 01:03:20,696 --> 01:03:23,534 You?! - No no, I come alone, unarmed. 857 01:03:24,221 --> 01:03:28,005 I've had enough of you, pillow pants! - Calm down, please! 858 01:03:29,050 --> 01:03:31,591 I'm gonna beat the hella out of you! 859 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,611 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you? 860 01:03:34,333 --> 01:03:37,076 You hit a guy 'with' glasses, that's.. 861 01:03:37,111 --> 01:03:39,988 ..well played. - What do you want Candy? 862 01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:41,966 Listen, I just wanna talk to you. 863 01:03:42,001 --> 01:03:44,932 I'm not intrested in anything you have to say. 864 01:03:44,967 --> 01:03:48,963 But how about this? Are you interested... in this? 865 01:03:48,979 --> 01:03:52,427 My medal..how did you..?! - It doesn't matter! 866 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:55,108 It's yours! Go ahead and take it. 867 01:03:58,708 --> 01:04:01,122 All I ask is that you hear me out. 868 01:04:01,154 --> 01:04:03,343 About what? 869 01:04:03,378 --> 01:04:07,132 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is? 870 01:04:07,467 --> 01:04:09,216 Doing what's right. 871 01:04:09,251 --> 01:04:11,280 No matter what. - Get to the point. 872 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:13,033 Point being I need your help. 873 01:04:13,475 --> 01:04:18,461 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race. 874 01:04:18,496 --> 01:04:22,154 Why are you people so against her? - I'm not against her.. 875 01:04:22,190 --> 01:04:26,251 I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race.. 876 01:04:26,286 --> 01:04:28,996 she'll be added to the race roster. 877 01:04:28,999 --> 01:04:32,581 Then gamers can choose the racer's avatar. 878 01:04:33,516 --> 01:04:38,064 And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself.. 879 01:04:38,115 --> 01:04:40,717 They'll think our game is broken 880 01:04:41,061 --> 01:04:43,391 We'll be put ourt of order for good. 881 01:04:44,465 --> 01:04:47,124 All my subjects will be homeless. 882 01:04:48,888 --> 01:04:52,859 But there's one who cannot escape because she's a glitch. 883 01:04:52,894 --> 01:04:55,974 Help! Somebody help me! 884 01:04:56,009 --> 01:04:58,580 When the game's plug is pulled.. 885 01:05:00,947 --> 01:05:03,486 ..she'll die with it. 886 01:05:04,282 --> 01:05:06,379 You don't know that will happen. 887 01:05:06,414 --> 01:05:10,415 The gamers could love her. - And if they don't? 888 01:05:17,058 --> 01:05:22,795 I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they? 889 01:05:23,077 --> 01:05:26,485 She can't race Ralph but... 890 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,483 ..she won't listen to me. 891 01:05:28,527 --> 01:05:32,813 So, can I count on you to talk a little sense into her? 892 01:05:34,678 --> 01:05:39,222 Very good. I'll give you two some time alone. 893 01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,318 I'm back.. 894 01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:10,379 Did you miss me? - Yeah. ah.. 895 01:06:12,020 --> 01:06:15,842 Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down. 896 01:06:15,847 --> 01:06:18,491 What? no no. w-we really.. - You just do it! 897 01:06:18,616 --> 01:06:20,116 Okay 898 01:06:20,989 --> 01:06:23,553 Now, close your eyes. 899 01:06:23,593 --> 01:06:25,130 Vanellope.. - Shush! Close 'em! 900 01:06:29,439 --> 01:06:31,920 Okay, open them up. 901 01:06:33,335 --> 01:06:36,450 'To Stinkbrain'. Gee, thanks 902 01:06:36,550 --> 01:06:40,027 Turn it over. ... [YOURE MY HERO] 903 01:06:40,062 --> 01:06:43,737 I made it for you. Just in case we don't win. 904 01:06:43,775 --> 01:06:47,467 Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win. 905 01:06:47,594 --> 01:06:53,057 Thanks kid..Ahmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ. 906 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:55,568 I've got a date with destiny. 907 01:06:55,603 --> 01:06:58,453 Ralph, c'mon move your molases. 908 01:06:59,607 --> 01:07:02,639 Ah, I've been thinking. - That's dangerous. 909 01:07:02,674 --> 01:07:05,804 Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right? 910 01:07:05,839 --> 01:07:09,036 That's not very funny, Ralph - No, I'm serious and..ah.. 911 01:07:09,228 --> 01:07:12,757 It was really fun to build the car, and everything but, maybe.. 912 01:07:12,792 --> 01:07:16,779 maybe, you shouldn't do it. - Ah.. Hello? Is Ralph in there? 913 01:07:16,799 --> 01:07:19,012 I'd like to speak to him please. 914 01:07:19,013 --> 01:07:21,225 - Look what I'm saying is, you can't be a racer. 915 01:07:21,444 --> 01:07:25,159 What? Why would you.. 916 01:07:25,759 --> 01:07:28,269 Wait a minute.. 917 01:07:28,492 --> 01:07:30,912 No! - Where did you get this? 918 01:07:31,261 --> 01:07:34,724 Look, I'm gonna be straight with you kid, I've been talking to King Candy. 919 01:07:35,275 --> 01:07:38,217 King Candy? - Yeah. - You sold me out? 920 01:07:38,218 --> 01:07:40,368 No, I didn't.. Listen, you don't understand. 921 01:07:40,449 --> 01:07:42,690 No, I understand plenty. Traitor! 922 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:45,294 I'm not a traitor, listen.. - You're a rat! 923 01:07:45,329 --> 01:07:48,722 And I don't need you! And I can win the race on my own. 924 01:07:48,757 --> 01:07:52,436 But I'm trying to save your skin, kid! - Put me down, let me go! 925 01:07:52,471 --> 01:07:55,646 No, you listen to me, you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching? 926 01:07:55,681 --> 01:07:58,725 They're gonna think the game's broken. - I don't care, you're a liar! 927 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,085 Yo, you better care because if your game goes out of order 928 01:08:01,121 --> 01:08:02,811 you go down with the ship later, thats true! 929 01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:04,501 - I'm not listening to you! Get out of my way! 930 01:08:04,834 --> 01:08:07,234 I'm going to that race! - No, you're not! 931 01:08:08,918 --> 01:08:12,041 Take me down from here, Ralph, right now! - No! 932 01:08:12,470 --> 01:08:14,678 I'm doing this for your own good! 933 01:08:16,568 --> 01:08:18,678 Wait, wait wait. 934 01:08:19,181 --> 01:08:23,436 No.. no.. no no no no! Please Ralph! 935 01:08:23,471 --> 01:08:26,667 No!! Stop it! ..Stop it! 936 01:08:26,702 --> 01:08:29,865 No! 937 01:08:44,766 --> 01:08:48,091 You really are a bad guy. 938 01:09:22,489 --> 01:09:25,825 Hello, anybody home? 939 01:09:26,995 --> 01:09:28,395 Felix.. Mary.. 940 01:09:28,421 --> 01:09:34,311 Well, you actually went and did it! - Gene, where is everybody? 941 01:09:34,638 --> 01:09:39,416 They're gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn't come back.. 942 01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:41,998 ..everyone panicked and abandon ship. 943 01:09:42,033 --> 01:09:45,927 But.. but, I'm here now? - It's too late, Ralph. 944 01:09:46,521 --> 01:09:48,886 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning. 945 01:10:00,147 --> 01:10:04,393 But, never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word. 946 01:10:04,521 --> 01:10:07,854 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy! 947 01:10:10,222 --> 01:10:12,546 Gene, wait, wait! 948 01:10:13,155 --> 01:10:15,916 Listen, this is not what I wanted. 949 01:10:16,007 --> 01:10:20,694 Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don't know, I.. I just 950 01:10:23,613 --> 01:10:26,907 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage. 951 01:10:27,949 --> 01:10:31,359 Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse. 952 01:11:38,125 --> 01:11:41,468 Hey cough-drop, explain something to me. 953 01:11:41,503 --> 01:11:44,025 If Vanellope was never meant to exist... 954 01:11:44,138 --> 01:11:47,114 then why is her picture on the side of the game console? 955 01:11:51,195 --> 01:11:55,030 What's going on in this candy coated hearted darkness? - Nothing. 956 01:11:55,065 --> 01:11:56,780 Talk! - No. - I'll lick you! 957 01:11:56,963 --> 01:11:58,325 You wouldn't. - Oh yea? 958 01:12:00,071 --> 01:12:02,079 That's like sand-paper! 959 01:12:02,637 --> 01:12:05,660 Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your centre? 960 01:12:05,695 --> 01:12:08,708 I'll take it to my grave. - Fair enough! 961 01:12:11,929 --> 01:12:14,503 They call you Sour Bill for a reason! 962 01:12:15,158 --> 01:12:18,651 Had it enough yet? - Okay okay, I'll talk, I'll talk. 963 01:12:18,686 --> 01:12:22,894 Vanellope was a racer until King Candy tried to delete her code. 964 01:12:22,929 --> 01:12:26,585 Tried to delete her code? So, that's why she's a glitch! 965 01:12:26,620 --> 01:12:29,294 Why is he doing this to her? - I don't know. 966 01:12:29,329 --> 01:12:32,965 Suit yourself. - No no no, I swear I don't know! 967 01:12:33,000 --> 01:12:36,922 He literally locked up our memory and I cannot remember. 968 01:12:36,923 --> 01:12:39,950 Nobody can. But I do know this.. 969 01:12:39,985 --> 01:12:44,460 He'll do anything to keep her from racing because if she crosses the finish line... 970 01:12:44,629 --> 01:12:47,761 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore. 971 01:12:47,797 --> 01:12:49,409 Where is she now? 972 01:12:49,410 --> 01:12:51,020 - In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix. - Felix?! 973 01:12:51,055 --> 01:12:53,511 I'm sorry, that's all I know that's all I know, I swear! 974 01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:57,931 No please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again! 975 01:13:00,049 --> 01:13:04,725 Stick around - Yes, okay I will, I will. Thank you. 976 01:13:08,322 --> 01:13:10,105 C'mon I know you're out there. 977 01:13:11,301 --> 01:13:14,619 Saccharin saturated nightmare! 978 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:20,631 Where? 979 01:13:35,947 --> 01:13:40,950 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly! 980 01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:47,622 Hello, hello! Somebody? Anybody? 981 01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:50,255 Please let me out! 982 01:13:51,088 --> 01:13:55,396 What is that.. what's he say? I'm gonna wreck it! 983 01:13:58,633 --> 01:14:01,917 Why do I fix everything I touch? 984 01:14:05,696 --> 01:14:09,420 Felix! - Ralph, I'm so glad to see you! 985 01:14:09,982 --> 01:14:13,743 No, wait.. I'm not What do you have to say for yourself? 986 01:14:13,778 --> 01:14:16,911 Wait, I don't want to hear I'm not talking to you. 987 01:14:16,946 --> 01:14:18,497 Okay, don't talk. That's fine. 988 01:14:18,532 --> 01:14:20,527 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto. 989 01:14:20,627 --> 01:14:24,064 I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth. 990 01:14:24,100 --> 01:14:27,095 I'm just so.. so cross with you! 991 01:14:27,461 --> 01:14:29,475 Do you have any idea what you put me through? 992 01:14:29,510 --> 01:14:32,414 I went Higgledy piggledy all over creation looking for you. 993 01:14:32,415 --> 01:14:35,318 I almost drowned in chocolate milk mix! 994 01:14:35,361 --> 01:14:39,172 And then, I met the most dynamite gal! 995 01:14:39,200 --> 01:14:42,945 Oh, she gives me the honey glow, something aweful! 996 01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:48,261 But, she rebuffed my affections. And then, I got thrown in jail! 997 01:14:48,296 --> 01:14:49,796 Felix, pull yourself together. 998 01:14:49,831 --> 01:14:55,186 No, Ralph you don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal. 999 01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:58,855 Yes, I do That's everyday in my life. 1000 01:14:59,486 --> 01:15:02,271 It is? - Which is why I ran off. 1001 01:15:02,306 --> 01:15:04,473 I tried to be a good guy but I'm not. 1002 01:15:04,508 --> 01:15:07,486 Just a bad guy and I need your help. 1003 01:15:07,521 --> 01:15:09,657 There's a little girl whose only hope is this car. 1004 01:15:09,692 --> 01:15:11,605 Please, Felix, fix it. 1005 01:15:12,033 --> 01:15:15,216 And I promise I will never try to be good again. 1006 01:15:38,754 --> 01:15:41,320 I know, I know, I'm an idiot. 1007 01:15:41,786 --> 01:15:45,027 And? - and a real Numbskull 1008 01:15:45,062 --> 01:15:48,033 And? - a selfish diaper baby. 1009 01:15:48,068 --> 01:15:52,451 And? - and.. a Stinkbrain. 1010 01:15:52,486 --> 01:15:55,637 The stinkiest brain ever. 1011 01:16:17,796 --> 01:16:23,131 My sweet subjects, I came without a flinch of hesitation to show you 1012 01:16:23,270 --> 01:16:26,116 that I have never been so happy in all my life 1013 01:16:26,151 --> 01:16:28,423 to say the following words: 1014 01:16:28,654 --> 01:16:32,334 Let the Random Roster Race commence! 1015 01:16:48,867 --> 01:16:51,843 Okay, remember.. you don't have to win Just cross 1016 01:16:51,844 --> 01:16:54,818 that finish line and you'll be a real racer. 1017 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:56,823 I'm already a real racer. 1018 01:16:59,392 --> 01:17:01,644 And I'm gonna win! 1019 01:17:24,869 --> 01:17:26,399 Power Up! 1020 01:17:33,947 --> 01:17:36,110 Oh! A La Mode! 1021 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:41,857 Sweet Seekers! 1022 01:17:42,012 --> 01:17:44,314 Have some candy 1023 01:18:01,870 --> 01:18:06,240 Behind you.. In front of you! 1024 01:18:13,149 --> 01:18:16,303 It's the glitch! - The glitch. 1025 01:18:16,339 --> 01:18:18,805 Light 'em up Candlehead! 1026 01:18:21,554 --> 01:18:24,841 What's this? Cherry Bomb! 1027 01:18:31,507 --> 01:18:34,682 I told you, you're just an accident waiting to happen. 1028 01:18:52,169 --> 01:18:53,976 My candle! 1029 01:18:54,768 --> 01:18:57,529 Alright, gotta keep it under control. 1030 01:18:57,591 --> 01:18:59,745 No more glitching. 1031 01:19:00,442 --> 01:19:03,922 Okay kid, let's finish this thing without any more surprises. 1032 01:19:04,817 --> 01:19:07,036 Hope you're happy jumk-pile! 1033 01:19:07,071 --> 01:19:10,053 This game is going down and it's all your fault! 1034 01:19:10,088 --> 01:19:12,757 My lady, you came back! - Can it, Fix-It! 1035 01:19:12,911 --> 01:19:15,897 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied 1036 01:19:15,932 --> 01:19:19,175 No, it died in the taffy swamp, believe me! 1037 01:19:21,631 --> 01:19:24,120 You're wrong! 1038 01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:34,225 Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now! 1039 01:19:34,347 --> 01:19:36,324 Move it let's go let's go! 1040 01:19:46,242 --> 01:19:47,913 No! 1041 01:20:28,635 --> 01:20:33,895 Get off of my track! - Hey, what are you crazy?! 1042 01:20:34,494 --> 01:20:39,508 I forbid you to cross that finish line! 1043 01:20:40,685 --> 01:20:43,302 Knock it off! 1044 01:20:44,445 --> 01:20:48,888 Ralph, look! - Kid! 1045 01:20:50,718 --> 01:20:55,551 No, Stop it! - Let me.. urgh! Not letting you undo all my hard work! 1046 01:20:57,772 --> 01:20:59,897 Is that?... 1047 01:21:01,381 --> 01:21:03,883 No way!... 1048 01:21:04,752 --> 01:21:08,508 What the?.. Who are you? - I'm Turbo! 1049 01:21:08,547 --> 01:21:10,907 The greatest racer ever! 1050 01:21:11,092 --> 01:21:14,171 And I did not reprogram this world to let you.. 1051 01:21:14,206 --> 01:21:18,997 and that hollow coaster riddled warthog take it away from me! 1052 01:21:20,549 --> 01:21:22,146 Turbotastic! 1053 01:21:22,571 --> 01:21:25,236 End of the line, glitch! 1054 01:21:25,940 --> 01:21:28,569 Glitch... That's it! 1055 01:21:28,669 --> 01:21:32,004 C'mon, Vanellope! I know you said you wouldn't do it again... 1056 01:21:32,039 --> 01:21:36,792 ..but you're gonna do it one more time Just focus and concentrate. 1057 01:21:36,827 --> 01:21:40,402 And... Glitch! 1058 01:21:40,530 --> 01:21:42,939 No! 1059 01:21:43,908 --> 01:21:48,706 Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it! 1060 01:21:48,892 --> 01:21:51,141 No! 1061 01:21:55,933 --> 01:21:59,470 Bring it home kid, the finish line's wide open! 1062 01:22:13,690 --> 01:22:16,261 No! 1063 01:22:16,602 --> 01:22:18,172 Kid, kid are you okay? 1064 01:22:18,207 --> 01:22:20,553 I'm fine, I'm fine Let's finish this race! 1065 01:22:25,413 --> 01:22:28,491 Oh my RAM! - Alright C'mon we gotta get out of here! 1066 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:32,157 But I didn't cross the finish line! - There is no finish line! 1067 01:22:32,882 --> 01:22:35,560 Move it or lose it people, c'mon everybody out now! 1068 01:22:37,874 --> 01:22:40,549 Ralph, it's not gonna work. - We gotta try. 1069 01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:47,049 Kid! - Ralph I told you I can't leave the game! 1070 01:22:47,616 --> 01:22:49,952 C'mon! - Ralph, just stop! 1071 01:22:50,743 --> 01:22:54,451 It's gotta work! - Stop, it's no use. 1072 01:23:03,020 --> 01:23:05,383 It's okay, Ralph. 1073 01:23:06,777 --> 01:23:10,340 Alright Fix-It, that's everyone now we gotta blow up this exit. 1074 01:23:12,857 --> 01:23:15,343 Just go. Go without me. 1075 01:23:16,157 --> 01:23:18,719 What about this game? - Nothing we can do about it. 1076 01:23:18,754 --> 01:23:22,882 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters. 1077 01:23:26,145 --> 01:23:29,899 Beacon.. Stay with Felix. 1078 01:23:30,337 --> 01:23:33,222 Let me borrow that thing lady. - Ralph, where are you going? 1079 01:23:33,257 --> 01:23:35,358 I got some wrecking to do. 1080 01:23:35,457 --> 01:23:38,188 I'll meet you at the finish line! - No, wait! 1081 01:23:38,223 --> 01:23:40,204 Fix-It, get behind me 1082 01:23:59,905 --> 01:24:01,483 One more.. 1083 01:24:03,764 --> 01:24:07,443 Welcome to the Boss Level! - Turbo! 1084 01:24:08,237 --> 01:24:15,049 Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the Arcade. 1085 01:24:15,463 --> 01:24:17,433 I can take over any game I want. 1086 01:24:17,468 --> 01:24:21,873 I should thank you but, it'd be more fun to kill you. 1087 01:24:23,650 --> 01:24:26,174 Get back here little guy! 1088 01:24:34,539 --> 01:24:36,572 Where do you think you're going? 1089 01:24:40,954 --> 01:24:43,172 I'm not through with you yet. 1090 01:24:43,207 --> 01:24:45,390 Up we go! - No! 1091 01:24:51,419 --> 01:24:54,124 Fall back! 1092 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:57,533 Kid! 1093 01:25:03,504 --> 01:25:05,693 Look at that, it's your little friend! 1094 01:25:06,534 --> 01:25:09,560 Let's watch her die together, shall we. 1095 01:25:09,669 --> 01:25:11,636 No 1096 01:25:12,331 --> 01:25:16,723 It's game over for both of you. - No. 1097 01:25:17,281 --> 01:25:19,804 Just for me! 1098 01:25:28,359 --> 01:25:31,366 I'm bad, and that's good. 1099 01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:35,170 I will never be good and that's not bad. 1100 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:43,409 There's no one I'd rather be.. ..than me. 1101 01:26:11,082 --> 01:26:15,131 Kid! - Don't worry, I got it under control. 1102 01:26:40,731 --> 01:26:45,058 Why are you going into the light? 1103 01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:50,989 No, no.. Yeah... 1104 01:26:52,226 --> 01:26:55,934 Go into the light! 1105 01:27:02,948 --> 01:27:07,796 Chocolate, it's chocolate. I love chocolate! 1106 01:27:08,234 --> 01:27:11,666 Beautiful chocolate! 1107 01:27:12,412 --> 01:27:16,280 You did it, Ralph! Oh..Way to go brother! 1108 01:27:22,392 --> 01:27:24,994 I'm... excu.. 1109 01:27:30,482 --> 01:27:33,614 All fixed. - You ready for this? 1110 01:27:33,649 --> 01:27:35,744 Ready as I'll ever be. 1111 01:27:44,467 --> 01:27:47,342 Look at all the magic sparkles! 1112 01:28:17,351 --> 01:28:19,757 Now, I remember. 1113 01:28:20,732 --> 01:28:25,244 All hail, the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush. 1114 01:28:25,279 --> 01:28:27,514 Princess Vanellope. 1115 01:28:27,549 --> 01:28:30,342 I remember, she's a princess. 1116 01:28:30,377 --> 01:28:31,875 That's right! 1117 01:28:31,876 --> 01:28:33,372 - We are so sorry about the way we treated you! 1118 01:28:33,407 --> 01:28:34,567 Yeah, those were jokes. 1119 01:28:34,602 --> 01:28:38,187 I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do. 1120 01:28:38,222 --> 01:28:43,126 Tut tut! As your merciful princess I hereby decree that.. 1121 01:28:43,262 --> 01:28:48,365 ..everyone who has ever mean to be shall be... 1122 01:28:48,400 --> 01:28:50,987 ..executed. - What?! 1123 01:28:51,022 --> 01:28:53,369 No no no, please please - Oh my RAM! 1124 01:28:53,404 --> 01:28:55,875 Oh this place just got interesting! 1125 01:28:56,257 --> 01:28:59,125 I don't wanna die! - I'm just kidding! 1126 01:28:59,160 --> 01:29:01,696 You are? - Stop crying, Taffyta! 1127 01:29:01,731 --> 01:29:04,076 I'm trying but it won't stop. 1128 01:29:04,847 --> 01:29:07,906 Wow, so this is the real you! 1129 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:11,765 Princess.. - Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?! 1130 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:17,273 C'mon, this isn't me!.. This is me! 1131 01:29:18,163 --> 01:29:22,123 Look, the code may say I'm a princess but, I know who I really am, Ralph. 1132 01:29:22,158 --> 01:29:25,559 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever. 1133 01:29:25,594 --> 01:29:27,179 I was here I was there. 1134 01:29:27,214 --> 01:29:30,183 I was glitching through the wall I'm not giving that up! 1135 01:29:30,841 --> 01:29:35,865 Pardon me for asking but, without a princess, who's gonna lead us? - Yea who? 1136 01:29:36,664 --> 01:29:42,119 Uh.. me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy. 1137 01:29:42,154 --> 01:29:45,401 President Vanellope von Schweetz. 1138 01:29:45,451 --> 01:29:47,717 Has a nice ring to it don't you think? 1139 01:29:48,889 --> 01:29:51,044 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade's about to open. 1140 01:29:51,045 --> 01:29:53,199 Let's move 'em out! 1141 01:30:00,716 --> 01:30:03,727 You know you could just stay here and live in the castle. 1142 01:30:03,762 --> 01:30:06,505 You'd have your own wing where no one would 1143 01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:09,559 ever complain about your stench or treat you bad ever again. 1144 01:30:09,595 --> 01:30:11,738 You could be happy. 1145 01:30:12,107 --> 01:30:14,253 I'm already happy. 1146 01:30:14,288 --> 01:30:16,803 Got the coolest friend in the world. 1147 01:30:17,072 --> 01:30:19,989 And besides, I've got a job to do too. 1148 01:30:20,024 --> 01:30:23,318 May not be as fancy as being president... 1149 01:30:23,353 --> 01:30:26,717 but it's my duty And it's a big duty. 1150 01:30:27,721 --> 01:30:29,936 Ralph, you coming brother? 1151 01:30:31,134 --> 01:30:33,945 See you later, President Fartfeathers. 1152 01:30:34,012 --> 01:30:37,566 Au revoir, Admiral Underpants. 1153 01:30:37,749 --> 01:30:40,522 And farewell, Baroness Boogerface. 1154 01:30:40,557 --> 01:30:42,908 Goodbye, Major Bodyodour. 1155 01:30:42,941 --> 01:30:45,424 Hasta la vista. 1156 01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:47,892 Ralph!.. - Alright, to be continued! 1157 01:31:02,171 --> 01:31:04,546 I'm gonna wreck it 1158 01:31:05,434 --> 01:31:08,641 Hey, Ralph's back Isn't it great? 1159 01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:13,041 The game's all here - So, I'm happy to report... 1160 01:31:13,251 --> 01:31:17,671 and you'll be happy to hear I'm taking life one game at a time. 1161 01:31:19,304 --> 01:31:21,725 First, the job hasn't changed. 1162 01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:26,344 But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me. 1163 01:31:26,630 --> 01:31:30,227 And you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game. 1164 01:31:30,876 --> 01:31:32,917 So here's what we did - We're going to wreck it! 1165 01:31:32,952 --> 01:31:35,594 We ask them to help us out in the bonus level. 1166 01:31:35,983 --> 01:31:37,500 We can fix it! 1167 01:31:37,758 --> 01:31:41,068 I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years! 1168 01:31:41,103 --> 01:31:45,757 It's crazy! The gamers say we're Retro... 1169 01:31:45,792 --> 01:31:48,337 which... It means, Old, but Cool. 1170 01:31:48,372 --> 01:31:49,666 How come I never noticed this game? 1171 01:31:49,701 --> 01:31:53,209 Oh and I decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good. 1172 01:31:53,244 --> 01:31:57,921 So, I cleaned it up. Built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too. 1173 01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,635 Well, with a little help from Felix. 1174 01:32:01,670 --> 01:32:05,077 Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding? 1175 01:32:05,112 --> 01:32:08,306 That's right my friends, old 'ham hands' himself. 1176 01:32:08,530 --> 01:32:11,886 Very elegant affair, should've seen it, lot of grandeur. 1177 01:32:11,921 --> 01:32:14,243 And not a single bug. 1178 01:32:17,535 --> 01:32:21,327 And let's just say some tears were shed. 1179 01:32:22,660 --> 01:32:26,396 But I gotta say, the best part of my day... 1180 01:32:26,431 --> 01:32:28,637 is when I get thrown off the roof. 1181 01:32:29,935 --> 01:32:32,377 Because when the Nicelanders lift me up.. 1182 01:32:33,001 --> 01:32:35,553 I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush. 1183 01:32:36,083 --> 01:32:38,307 And I can see Vanellope racing. 1184 01:32:42,171 --> 01:32:43,874 The kid's a natural! 1185 01:32:44,075 --> 01:32:47,124 And the players love her, glitch and all! 1186 01:32:47,322 --> 01:32:49,318 Just like I knew they would. 1187 01:32:50,306 --> 01:32:54,387 Turns out I don't need a medal to tell me I'm a good guy. 1188 01:32:55,257 --> 01:32:58,046 Cause, if that little kid likes me... 1189 01:33:01,007 --> 01:33:03,350 ..how bad can I be? 1190 01:33:08,136 --> 01:33:13,648 Sub by: maXeer ~~ MC ~~ Corrected & resynced by AsifAkheir 1191 01:33:14,100 --> 01:33:17,174 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player