1
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Come on, Fred, make a wish
then blow out the candles.

2
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Yeah.

3
00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:55,552
Quiet out there. I gotta get some sleep.

4
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Barney to the rescue.

5
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Fred, you're home early.

6
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Yep, I wanted to catch you
before you started cooking.

7
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Wait till you see what I
brought home for dinner.

8
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Fred, if you think I'm gonna
stuff pheasant at this hour...

9
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- It's not pheasant
and I'll do the cooking.

10
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What did you buy?

11
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A couple of dinosaur steaks,
New York cut, two inches thick.

12
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- They look a little stringy to me.
- Don't be a wise guy. They're gone.

13
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You must've left them at the butchers.

14
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I tell you I had them
when I came right home.

15
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So how could I've...

16
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- What's that?
- Barney, barbecuing next door.

17
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How could those steaks disappear?
I swear I didn't stop anywhere.

18
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What's he barbecuing?

19
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- Smells like steak.
- Yeah.

20
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And I didn't let this bag
out of my sight for a sec...

21
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Steak? Did you say steak?

22
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What a sneak! I just put
that bag down for a second.

23
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Hi, neighbor. How do you like these?

24
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Couple of dinosaur
steaks, two inches thick.

25
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- Makes your mouth water, doesn't it?
- It does, does it?

26
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Is he gonna get a fist full
of fingers in that mouth.

27
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- Okay, wise guy. Hand them over.
- Hand what over?

28
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- Hey, let go of those steaks.
- Okay, neighbor, you asked for it.

29
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I found your steaks
right here on the wall.

30
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You owe Barney an apology.

31
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Yeah, say you're sorry
and let me have them.

32
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I'm sorry and I'm gonna
let you have both of them.

33
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What's that for?

34
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That's for the next thing you do wrong.

35
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It's ridiculous, that's what it is.

36
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Two grown men acting
like a couple of kids.

37
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They haven't spoken to
each other for five days.

38
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I'm sick and tired of it.

39
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I told Barney to go right
over and make up with Fred.

40
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<i>- What did he say?
- He absolutely refused.</i>

41
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<i>So I said, "I'm going to invite my
mother for a few weeks if you don't. "</i>

42
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Really? What'd he say then?

43
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Hi, Wilma.

44
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I'll call you back, Barney is here now.

45
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:03,694
- Hello, Barney.
- I was just wondering if...

46
00:05:04,603 --> 00:05:08,863
- How's everything, Wilma?
- Fine, Barney. I'll go call him.

47
00:05:12,077 --> 00:05:14,379
Fred, a friend of yours is here.

48
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If his name's Barney,
he's no friend of mine.

49
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It's all right, Wilma.
But as long as I'm here...

50
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I'd like the return of
some property of mine...

51
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which certain people borrowed...

52
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but obviously don't
intend to ever return.

53
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- I'm referring to my ladder, if I may.
- Of course, Barney, help yourself.

54
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If he's no friend of
mine, I'm no friend of his.

55
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You did that on purpose!

56
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- So long, neighbor.
- Come back, you coward.

57
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Betty, open the front door for a coward!

58
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I'll head him off at the pass.

59
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Help!

60
00:06:03,028 --> 00:06:05,223
Fred, are you all right?

61
00:06:06,665 --> 00:06:10,034
I will be as soon as I get
out of this stupid hole...

62
00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:12,026
and lay my hands on you.

63
00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:15,573
That's not a stupid hole.
That's gonna be my swimming pool.

64
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I don't care what it's gonna
be. I'm gonna sue you for...

65
00:06:21,447 --> 00:06:23,727
- Swimming pool?
- That's right.

66
00:06:23,816 --> 00:06:28,219
Oh, boy! Swim parties,
barbecues, water polo.

67
00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,016
You know, the works.

68
00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:33,606
Too bad we're not
friends anymore, neighbor.

69
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Maybe you're not my friend,
neighbor, but I'm still yours.

70
00:06:39,298 --> 00:06:41,432
- What do you mean?
- Just this.

71
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I'm gonna show you how you
can get your pool for nothing.

72
00:06:45,604 --> 00:06:48,106
- I don't get it.
- Well, it's simple.

73
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If you build half a pool...

74
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and somebody gives you
the other half free...

75
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Yeah.

76
00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:56,447
...you're getting your
half for nothing, right?

77
00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:59,348
But who's giving me the other half free?

78
00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:06,216
Who is your bosom buddy,
close pal, and lifelong friend?

79
00:07:06,725 --> 00:07:10,862
- How many guesses do I get?
- Barney, you're looking right at him.

80
00:07:10,863 --> 00:07:14,432
See you around, bosom buddy,
close pal, and lifelong friend.

81
00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:15,730
Come back here.

82
00:07:19,905 --> 00:07:24,108
- What's that supposed to be?
- A diagram of the finished pool.

83
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This is how it works.

84
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Here's your half, and here's
my half that you get free...

85
00:07:29,715 --> 00:07:32,155
with a diving board at either end.

86
00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:36,254
You keep saying I get your half
free, but it's in your yard.

87
00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:39,824
Well, without my half you
only got half a pool, right?

88
00:07:39,825 --> 00:07:41,459
- Yeah, but...
- All right.

89
00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:44,929
Now look at the advantages of
owning a pool with somebody else.

90
00:07:44,930 --> 00:07:48,433
You get all the expenses, the
chlorine, the filters, the pool toys...

91
00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,068
the cranophrane, the phonostein.

92
00:07:50,069 --> 00:07:53,137
- The what?
- Cranophrane and the phonostein.

93
00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:55,006
You gotta put it in
every week, you know?

94
00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,008
- Sure.
- And it all costs money.

95
00:07:57,009 --> 00:08:00,775
We own the pool together,
we share the cost.

96
00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:03,949
- We do?
- And besides all that...

97
00:08:04,049 --> 00:08:07,348
I'm throwing in this
little surprise free.

98
00:08:08,287 --> 00:08:10,619
- For me?
- For you, buddy.

99
00:08:14,259 --> 00:08:18,628
You're one of the good ones,
Fred. I'm ashamed of myself.

100
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:22,729
Some friendships are written
in blood, Barney-boy...

101
00:08:22,801 --> 00:08:25,235
but this one is written in water.

102
00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:28,225
- Water?
- Pool water, that is.

103
00:08:29,541 --> 00:08:31,008
That's funny.

104
00:08:35,347 --> 00:08:37,008
Start digging.

105
00:08:37,082 --> 00:08:40,812
- I'm digging, Fred. Look, I'm digging.
- All right.

106
00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,757
You have to admit one thing...

107
00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:51,963
they've been getting along real great
since they started this pool deal.

108
00:08:51,964 --> 00:08:55,092
Why not? Barney is doing all the work.

109
00:08:56,135 --> 00:09:00,731
Four thousand more buckets and
the last one in is a hot potato.

110
00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:07,412
Keep up the good work,
Barney-boy. You're almost there.

111
00:09:07,413 --> 00:09:09,580
My half isn't even filled yet.

112
00:09:09,581 --> 00:09:11,981
It's a big job, neighbor.

113
00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:15,153
Okay, at this rate
it's gonna take all day.

114
00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:19,224
No, it's not. Relax, Barney.
Because I'm gonna help you.

115
00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:20,686
You are?

116
00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:23,599
Yes. I'm gonna get you a bigger bucket.

117
00:09:32,004 --> 00:09:35,462
<i>- How do I look?
- Trés chic, sir.</i>

118
00:09:35,574 --> 00:09:39,237
You might say around
the world in 80 inches.

119
00:09:41,747 --> 00:09:46,309
<i>Yeah, it is trés chic, all
right, even if I say so myself.</i>

120
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,554
You think it's a little
tight around the middle?

121
00:09:49,555 --> 00:09:52,581
No. Snug, perhaps, but tight, never.

122
00:09:52,691 --> 00:09:55,159
You have a handsome physique, sir.

123
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:57,760
Yeah, I know.

124
00:10:06,438 --> 00:10:08,473
Barney should have it filled by now.

125
00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:12,069
Oh, boy, swim parties, barbecues...

126
00:10:15,748 --> 00:10:19,707
- All through, Barney?
- Last bucket, Fred.

127
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:24,255
Last one in is a hot potato.

128
00:10:26,525 --> 00:10:27,958
Wait for me!

129
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:51,105
<i>Out goes the bad air</i>

130
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:53,145
<i>In goes the good</i>

131
00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,855
- We should have left them in for good.
- Don't give me any ideas.

132
00:10:57,856 --> 00:10:59,721
<i>Out goes the bad air</i>

133
00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:07,732
Wilma, when are we going shopping?

134
00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:12,904
As soon as I serve His Majesty's
lunch. He's dining at the pool today.

135
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,840
- Where's Barney?
- He's trying on his gear.

136
00:11:15,841 --> 00:11:17,103
Gear?

137
00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,178
He's gonna practice
spearfishing in the pool.

138
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,441
Spearfishing?

139
00:11:23,515 --> 00:11:27,252
I'll be right back. I
gotta go feed the fish.

140
00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:31,997
- Where do you want it, Fred?
- Set it down where I can reach it.

141
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,293
And remember if you sink...

142
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,774
don't let my best dishes
go down with the ship.

143
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:47,229
- Take me to your leader.
- Barney, it's you.

144
00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:50,176
Did my spearfishing outfit scare you?

145
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:51,976
Out of my wits.

146
00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:58,749
And don't scare Fred, or he'll
lose his lunch and my dishes.

147
00:11:58,750 --> 00:11:59,944
Hi, Fred.

148
00:12:00,385 --> 00:12:05,055
- And what are you made up for?
- I'm gonna practice spearfishing.

149
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:09,327
You can't lose. You'll spear
them or they'll die laughing.

150
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:12,363
How does it work? And don't
point that thing at me.

151
00:12:12,364 --> 00:12:14,394
- I'm sorry.
- It's loaded.

152
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:30,643
You're making it awful
tough to be good neighbors.

153
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,185
No use wasting the lunch.

154
00:12:58,243 --> 00:13:01,223
Hey, Charlie, how soon
till quitting time?

155
00:13:01,647 --> 00:13:03,157
Any minute now, Fred.

156
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:10,022
I can't wait to hit that pool.

157
00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:12,991
And thar she blows.

158
00:13:16,395 --> 00:13:18,192
Last one in is a...

159
00:13:20,198 --> 00:13:21,495
Now what?

160
00:13:26,338 --> 00:13:30,138
Hi, Fred. Grab a
shoehorn, and squeeze in.

161
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:32,608
"Squeeze in" where?

162
00:13:33,979 --> 00:13:38,006
Neighbor, you and me have
to have a little talk.

163
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:42,655
And who ordered this
pool full of people?

164
00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:46,055
They are not people. It's the YCMA.

165
00:13:46,124 --> 00:13:48,960
- I'm letting them use it.
- You mean the YMCA.

166
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:52,453
No, YCMA: Young Cavemen's Association.

167
00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:55,728
Hey, buster, you're
getting a little heavy.

168
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:59,537
Last week it was the Boy
Scouts. Monday, your relatives.

169
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:02,740
Tuesday, it was your club. And
last night, the bowling team.

170
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,901
"Last night, the bowling team."

171
00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:08,140
When do I get to use
my half of the pool?

172
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:13,009
You are forgetting, neighbor,
that your half is my free half...

173
00:14:13,285 --> 00:14:15,446
and I'm letting you use it.

174
00:14:15,654 --> 00:14:18,054
You are an ungrateful ingrate.

175
00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:23,354
And there is only one way to
handle an ungrateful ingrate.

176
00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:36,207
Is this any way to
treat your bosom buddy...

177
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,733
close pal, and lifelong friend?

178
00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,842
Barney, you're right.

179
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:46,083
This is no way to treat a bosom
buddy, a close pal, a lifelong friend.

180
00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:47,244
This is!

181
00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:57,762
Now what? We're only
gone a couple of hours...

182
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:00,331
we come back and you
got a spike fence up.

183
00:15:00,332 --> 00:15:04,802
It's simpler this way. When he
wants to use his half he does.

184
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,737
And when I wanna use my half, I do.

185
00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:09,571
And right now...

186
00:15:09,641 --> 00:15:13,521
I intend to use my half
with a fancy one-and-a-half.

187
00:15:24,723 --> 00:15:27,893
- Hi, neighbor.
- Barney, what happened?

188
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,298
I took out my half of the water.

189
00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:38,369
Why should I fill the pool for
that hippopotamus next door?

190
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:41,539
Because the wife of that
hippopotamus next door...

191
00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:44,941
happens to be my best
friend. That's why.

192
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:50,247
The fence comes down because the
wife of that little sawed-off runt...

193
00:15:50,248 --> 00:15:52,443
happens to be my best friend.

194
00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:56,353
And another thing. This constant
quibbling between the two of you...

195
00:15:56,354 --> 00:15:58,022
has got to come to an end.

196
00:15:58,023 --> 00:16:00,116
Not a bad idea.

197
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:08,937
- Where's Fred?
- He's inside taking a nap.

198
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:12,397
I haven't seen him since D-day.

199
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:15,573
You mean "D" for
"Down-With-The-Fence"-day?

200
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,872
You know Fred, he's decided:

201
00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:21,512
"That pool isn't big
enough for the two of us."

202
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:24,483
Barney and his buddies
are sure using it.

203
00:16:24,516 --> 00:16:27,076
You know big, kind-hearted Barney:

204
00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:30,245
"Sure, come over, use the pool."

205
00:16:34,759 --> 00:16:37,284
"Big, kind-hearted Barney."

206
00:16:38,196 --> 00:16:41,532
Don't forget. Barney is
having the bunch over tonight.

207
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,524
- I know.
- Does Fred know?

208
00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:47,938
No. But if he asks, I'll tell him
Barney's having a pool-warming party.

209
00:16:47,939 --> 00:16:49,702
"Pool-warming party"?

210
00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:56,601
Sounds like the call of
the male gripe-o-saurus.

211
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:01,244
- You bellowed?
- I did.

212
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,821
I understand "big,
kind-hearted Barney"...

213
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,950
is having a pool-warming...

214
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:12,566
which includes using my half of
the pool without my permission.

215
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:16,356
You get the message and
I've got one for you.

216
00:17:16,701 --> 00:17:18,692
I don't want any trouble.

217
00:17:19,037 --> 00:17:21,839
You think I'd make trouble
for my bosom buddy...

218
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:24,138
close friend, and lifelong pal?

219
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:28,646
- Is that what you're intimating?
- No, that's not what I'm intimating.

220
00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:32,717
- That's what I'm saying.
- Wilma, I'm surprised at you.

221
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,352
Why would I make trouble for Barney...

222
00:17:35,353 --> 00:17:38,563
just because he's been
a little unneighborly?

223
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,470
Just because he's a little ungrateful?

224
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,903
Just because he's the
biggest rat I ever met?

225
00:17:46,031 --> 00:17:47,589
Don't be silly.

226
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,064
Hello. Who?

227
00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:01,412
- It's for you, Charlie.
- Tell them to hold it a minute, Mac.

228
00:18:01,413 --> 00:18:03,683
Eight rock in the corner pocket.

229
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,843
He'll be right with you.

230
00:18:10,188 --> 00:18:12,088
Ten rock the hard way.

231
00:18:16,828 --> 00:18:20,457
Yeah? Hello, Fred. Do you a favor?

232
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,767
Yeah, listen. I'm playing
a gag on a neighbor.

233
00:18:23,768 --> 00:18:26,804
Remember the outfit you
wore at the Halloween party?

234
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,365
You mean the policeman's suit? Yeah.

235
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:34,979
Bust in and give them the
disturbing-the-peace routine?

236
00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:38,930
Yeah, no more parties, or
I'll throw the book at them.

237
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:43,810
No, they won't know you.

238
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:47,679
You put on that phony
mustache and the big nose.

239
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:50,694
We'll have a load of laughs.

240
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:03,227
- What are you up to, Fred?
- Me? What makes you say that?

241
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:07,325
I know you, Fred Flintstone.
Don't try anything funny.

242
00:19:07,345 --> 00:19:11,645
I promise you, Wilma, if I try
anything, it won't be funny.

243
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:16,053
Don't you realize Barney is
really the best friend you've got?

244
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:19,590
And with him for a friend,
I don't need any enemies.

245
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:21,025
See who's at the door.

246
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:24,261
I don't get it. Why do you
always have to stick up...

247
00:19:24,262 --> 00:19:26,628
for that knee-high Gila monster?

248
00:19:27,565 --> 00:19:30,090
<i>For he's a jolly good neighbor</i>

249
00:19:32,871 --> 00:19:35,172
Remember, this was Barney's idea.

250
00:19:35,173 --> 00:19:39,633
<i>For he's jolly good bosom
buddy, lifelong friend, and pal</i>

251
00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,810
Happy birthday, Freddie-boy!

252
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,318
My buddy!

253
00:19:56,661 --> 00:20:00,064
Come on, Fred. Make a wish,
then blow out the candles.

254
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:03,193
Okay. Let's see, I wish...

255
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:48,204
Quiet out there! I gotta get some sleep.

256
00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:54,108
Ever since that pool
went in, nobody sleeps.

257
00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:22,202
Okay, this is all-out war.

258
00:21:27,018 --> 00:21:29,508
Yes, madam, we'll take care of it.

259
00:21:30,121 --> 00:21:31,713
Yes, I know, sir.

260
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,887
We'll quiet it down.

261
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,329
I know you're a taxpayer. I know.

262
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,727
<i>Calling car 809.</i>

263
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:48,532
Yes, Sarge?

264
00:21:48,606 --> 00:21:51,646
<i>Investigate riot at
Fifth and Stone Canyon.</i>

265
00:21:51,676 --> 00:21:54,907
Right, Sarge. Over and
out. Let's go, Pete.

266
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:15,028
Barney to the rescue!

267
00:22:25,310 --> 00:22:27,301
Barney is having a ball.

268
00:22:27,378 --> 00:22:30,247
Looks like this pool-warming
party is coming to a boil.

269
00:22:30,248 --> 00:22:33,740
All right, everybody, the party's over.

270
00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:36,075
Let's quiet it down, folks...

271
00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:41,189
or I'll have to book you on a
407, a 609 and a 33-and-a-third.

272
00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,384
We got a dozen complaints.

273
00:22:43,828 --> 00:22:45,295
Swell job, Charlie.

274
00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:48,264
Let's ham it up a little.

275
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:51,927
So, the party's over, big mouth?

276
00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,226
Big mouth?

277
00:22:53,571 --> 00:22:58,242
How would you like to take a
running 407-and-a-half into the pool?

278
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:01,838
All right, wise guy,
I'm gonna run you in.

279
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:06,280
You mean I'm gonna run you
in. Into the pool, that is.

280
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:15,418
- Fred, have you flipped?
- Relax, Wilma.

281
00:23:15,493 --> 00:23:18,428
That's no policeman,
that's my friend Charlie.

282
00:23:18,429 --> 00:23:20,397
- Fred.
- Yeah, Charlie?

283
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:24,895
- I couldn't get the policeman's suit.
- That's okay, Charlie.

284
00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,938
Who's that in the pool?

285
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:31,265
It ain't Brigitte Bardot.

286
00:23:36,814 --> 00:23:40,079
"Disturbing the peace, resisting arrest.

287
00:23:40,451 --> 00:23:42,248
"Dunking an officer."

288
00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,920
Et cetera, et cetera.

289
00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:53,294
I didn't even have a piece
of me own birthday cake.

290
00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:56,589
How do I get into these messes?

291
00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:04,904
Barney-boy, am I glad
to see a human face.

292
00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:07,179
How are you, Fred, old pal?

293
00:24:08,012 --> 00:24:11,072
- I'm okay, I guess.
- Relax, Fred.

294
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:13,784
We'll have you out as soon
as the judge sets bail.

295
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,448
- Thanks, old pal.
- And in the meantime:

296
00:24:17,822 --> 00:24:22,384
<i>Happy birthday, bosom buddy,
close friend and lifelong pal</i>

297
00:24:25,697 --> 00:24:28,165
You're one of the good ones.

298
00:24:32,003 --> 00:24:36,333
- Thanks for bailing me out, Barney.
- What are neighbors for?

299
00:24:36,674 --> 00:24:38,301
Is Wilma still mad?

300
00:24:38,376 --> 00:24:42,726
She'll get over it. She gave
me the bail money, didn't she?

301
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,970
Like you said, Fred, "This
friendship is written in water.

302
00:24:47,485 --> 00:24:50,654
- "Pool water, that is."
- Speaking of pool water...

303
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,646
You mean, "Last one in"?

304
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:14,290
Fred, I forgot to tell you. I had
to clean the pool, so I drained it.

305
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,191
Wilma!

306
00:26:09,667 --> 00:26:11,897
Come on, Wilma, open this door!

307
00:26:20,311 --> 00:26:21,903
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