1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,040 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 2 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,960 DALLAS: Let's fucking get it on right now. Let's go. 3 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:15,520 Come on. Come on. 4 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:17,360 Here. Here. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:20,600 Now, I want to go over a few rules with y'all tonight. 6 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:23,520 Ain't that all right? Don't worry about it. Rule number one. 7 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:26,480 This is the "What can you touch and not touch" rules. 8 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:31,880 Can you touch this? 9 00:00:33,480 --> 00:00:36,320 No, no, no. 10 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,800 Second touch. 11 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:45,200 Can you touch this? 12 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:48,400 No, no, no. 13 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,520 And finally.... 14 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,720 [WOMEN WHOOPING] 15 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:55,600 Last one, ladies. Can you touch this? 16 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,840 Can you ever touch this? 17 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:03,160 Well, that's who the law says that you cannot touch. 18 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:04,720 [WOMEN GROAN] 19 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:08,200 But I think I see a lot of lawbreakers up in this house tonight. 20 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:10,520 [AUDIENCE WHOOPING AND CHEERING] 21 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:13,080 And I don't see a cop in sight. 22 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,480 All right? 23 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:22,520 Oh. 24 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,160 [SNIFFS] 25 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,240 [TRIMMER WHIRRING] 26 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:50,120 You know, I gotta go commando today because someone... 27 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,160 ...ripped off my favorite pair of panties last night. 28 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:54,680 [CHUCKLES] 29 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,240 - Hey. It's not funny. - Heh, oh, sorry, heh. 30 00:01:57,400 --> 00:02:00,240 - They were my grandma's. - They were not your grandma's. 31 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,440 They could have been. 32 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,320 Can you throw me, uh, that shirt right there? 33 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,880 Hey, what are we gonna do about her? 34 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,840 MIKE [WHISPERING]: I don't know. 35 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:11,400 What was her name again? 36 00:02:11,560 --> 00:02:13,760 What? I don't-- 37 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,960 I'm sorry. What's her name? 38 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:17,960 [WHISPERS] Uh. 39 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:19,200 You don't even know. 40 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,280 - I do. - You found her. You have to remember her. 41 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:23,360 - I know her name. - What is it, then? 42 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,000 It's.... 43 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,200 [SHOUTS] Penelope. 44 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:28,640 [MIKE CHUCKLES] 45 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,880 Whatever her name was, she was fun. 46 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,920 JOANNA: That's a cool table. Where'd you get it? 47 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,760 MIKE: That's just some old shit that blew up on a beach after the last hurricane. 48 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:39,600 - You made that? - Hmm? 49 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,960 You should sell these things. 50 00:02:41,160 --> 00:02:45,800 Tsk, thank you. That's actually the idea. Mike's Custom Furniture Concepts. 51 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:48,160 But the market hasn't really hit the sweet spot yet. 52 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:52,480 Hm, I'm waiting for the bank to make the competitive loans I'm looking for... 53 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,440 ...and then I'll swoop in. 54 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,120 Cool. 55 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:59,080 I'm going to get out of here. You guys are good? 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:01,600 What? You're just gonna leave us? 57 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:06,440 Yeah. What, are you gonna steal a bunch of my shit or something? 58 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:09,600 Probably. That's what strangers do. 59 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,640 - Don't do that... maybe? - Okay. 60 00:03:13,800 --> 00:03:15,600 MIKE: Okay. - Okay. 61 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:17,240 So I'm going to see you again? 62 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:20,920 Tsk, uh, yeah, probably. I don't know. I'll, uh, call you. 63 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:26,400 Bye. 64 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,200 MIKE: Where's George and the guys? 65 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,720 SAL: They fucked me and took another gig last minute. So I got these guys. 66 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,040 MIKE: Where'd you get them? 67 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:41,080 Uh, you know, ah, industry referrals. 68 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:43,520 MIKE: My dick. You got them off Craigslist? SAL: Heh. 69 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,840 I can't have fucking union guys around here... 70 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:48,400 ...barking about benefits and shit. Give me a break. 71 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:50,960 So, what am I supposed to do in there? 72 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,160 - Hey, you Sol? Sal. Adam. - Sal. 73 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,000 Oh, Adam, how you doing? This is Mike. You guys are gonna be working together. 74 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,880 Give me a minute? I want to straighten something out there. 75 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,560 You can hop up there. 76 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:07,000 - You gotta be fucking kidding me. - What? 77 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,840 He's wearing fucking tennis shoes. He doesn't know-- 78 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,840 Ah, heh, do me a favor, go up there and do it for 14 bucks an hour. 79 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:14,880 I'm gonna do it for 20 bucks an hour. 80 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:16,040 [SAL SIGHS] 81 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,520 - I'll give you 18. - Mm-mm. 82 00:05:17,680 --> 00:05:19,160 Don't fuck with me. You're like my son. 83 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,760 The son which you're gonna pay $20 an hour. 84 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,000 MIKE: What's up? 85 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:46,640 You ever, uh, tiled a roof before? 86 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,160 - No. - Fuck. 87 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,360 How'd you get this job, anyways? 88 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,040 Craigslist. 89 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,720 And you put on your post that you'd tiled houses before? 90 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,240 Yeah. 91 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:00,760 Right, ugh. 92 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,840 So, what do you got in your bag? 93 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,240 [CLEARS THROAT] 94 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,760 SAL: Why don't you open it up? ADAM: There's nothing in it. 95 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,160 Why don't you open the fucking bag before I open your fucking head up? 96 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:17,720 I got a nice ham, cheese sandwich.... 97 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,440 You know how to read, huh? 98 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:22,960 One Pepsi a day. Read the cooler. 99 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:27,480 I'm gonna do my inventory. If I come up short, I'm coming right to you. 100 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,200 [CAR ALARM CHIRPING] 101 00:06:32,240 --> 00:06:33,600 Is it dead? 102 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:35,080 ADAM: What's that? 103 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:38,840 I can try to jump you off if you want, but it's not the battery. 104 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:42,600 I think you're probably fucked. 105 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,720 MIKE: Just tell them if they want to get into this... 106 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:48,560 ...be up there. I'll see you at the Amp. All right. Later. 107 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,440 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO] 108 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:53,600 What are you doing? Stop. What the fuck are you doing, man? 109 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:54,760 [MIKE SIGHS] 110 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,080 Sorry. 111 00:06:56,240 --> 00:07:00,200 It's new. It's gonna stay new if you don't rip off the damn plastic. 112 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:01,680 ADAM: Why do you have that? 113 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:05,280 Because it protects it. I'm going to rip it off when I'm ready to sell it. 114 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:06,840 It'll be like brand-new. 115 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,960 Where are you from? 116 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,760 Citrus Springs. 117 00:07:16,960 --> 00:07:18,640 Did you play ball? 118 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:21,640 ADAM: Uh, yeah. Strong safety. 119 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,560 You don't look like a strong safety. 120 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:32,480 I gave that, uh, college thing the college try. Didn't quite work out. 121 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:38,280 Couldn't resist the lure of the roofing business? 122 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah, that and the lure of my sister's couch. 123 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:52,120 ADAM: Can you do me a favor and drop me off at my car tonight? 124 00:07:52,280 --> 00:07:54,520 BROOKE: No, I'm sorry. I'm going to dinner. 125 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:58,320 I can take you tomorrow morning, though. What time do you have to be at work? 126 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:02,520 I need to talk to you about that, heh. The foreman, uh... 127 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,840 ...he accused me of stealing. So I fucking quit. 128 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,480 - What? - Yeah, but I have.... 129 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:11,680 Well, I had that interview at T-Mobile. 130 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:15,680 So, uh, yeah. They asked me to wear a fucking tie. 131 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:18,680 You know how I feel about wearing a fucking tie. 132 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,840 Why don't you just wear a tie? 133 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,360 Sorry. You know what my rules are. 134 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,800 BROOKE: Oh, God, brother. 135 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,040 [BROOKE SIGHS] 136 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:29,480 What? I also... 137 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:30,640 [SNIFFS] 138 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:31,840 ...could do.... 139 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,200 [MUMBLES] 140 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,640 - What? - What? 141 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:36,760 - What did you say? - What did you hear? 142 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,960 You're doing that thing. You're doing that game. 143 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,040 - What game? - No. You do that all the time. 144 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,360 It's not working anymore. 145 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,960 - Talking about games, I could be a gamer. - Oh, yeah. 146 00:08:47,120 --> 00:08:49,840 - And I could sell it to people. - You'll make so much money. 147 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,200 - I could be the voice of the game. - Even more money. 148 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:55,000 I have a very good voice. I do great impressions. 149 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,200 You do do good impressions. What was the one you did last night? 150 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:01,480 - I'm not going to do it now. - Heh, do it again. Do it again. 151 00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,080 - No. - Come on. 152 00:09:03,240 --> 00:09:04,240 [IMITATING ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER] Listen to me. 153 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,400 [BROOKE LAUGHING] 154 00:09:05,560 --> 00:09:06,840 These are my tortillas. 155 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:10,000 Get in the chopper. John Connor, come with me. 156 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,800 - Argh! - Okay. All right. 157 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:16,160 In case that doesn't work out, why don't you come to dinner with me... 158 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,360 ...and Paul tonight? 159 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:20,360 You can ask him if any of his friends have any job openings. 160 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,720 PAUL: But sometimes people want to, you know... 161 00:09:23,880 --> 00:09:29,640 ...they think they're owed a lot more than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer. 162 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks. 163 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:35,160 I just don't have to be the guy that tells them, uh, you know... 164 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:41,280 ...that they're, uh, not going to be able to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway.... 165 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:44,440 Uh, let's talk about something else, you know. 166 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,720 You're right. I'm sick of talking about Medicaid... 167 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,520 ...and processing insurance forms as well. I get it. 168 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:51,920 PAUL: Right. - I get it. 169 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,600 Right. I mean, it's slightly different when you're doing Medicaid claims... 170 00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:58,360 ...and when you're doing huge property damage claims... 171 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:01,320 - ...but I guess it's a similar kind of thing. - Yeah. 172 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,280 Oh, wait, wait. 173 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:06,240 - Remember what I said? - Hmm, I'm so sorry. 174 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:09,120 I just can't drive tonight. I've been driving all weekend. 175 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,320 I'm sorry. 176 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,760 - No worries. - I just forgot. 177 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,000 Someone will finish it, I think. 178 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,480 - There you go. There's a taker. ADAM: I will. 179 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,560 - Tsk. - Good? 180 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:28,080 Where are you going? 181 00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,760 [ALL CHATTERING] 182 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:39,160 Uh, hey, do you know who's spinning tonight? 183 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,160 Heh, uh.... 184 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,520 - No. Sorry. - All right. 185 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,440 [GIRL CHUCKLES] 186 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:50,840 Hey, Mike. 187 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,520 Mike. 188 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,160 Sorry, bro. 189 00:10:58,520 --> 00:10:59,840 Hey, Mike. 190 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,840 - Hey, man. MIKE: Yo. 191 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,920 - Heh, what's going on? - What's going on, bro? 192 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,080 - Are you going in? - Yeah, we're going. 193 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,680 Can I come with you? 194 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:12,000 Uh.... 195 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:15,520 Pfft, dude, they're never gonna let you in like that. 196 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:17,600 Come on. I'd do anything. 197 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:20,640 Heh, it's not my fault. I'm just saying they're not gonna do it. 198 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:25,000 I would do it, but-- I don't think they're going to do it, bro. 199 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,360 All right. 200 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,200 All right? 201 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,880 Fuck. Okay, dude. Hey. 202 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:33,920 Um.... 203 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:35,840 You're going to owe me. 204 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,320 - I promise, man-- - I mean, owe me. 205 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,160 No questions asked, owe me. 206 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,400 Anything. 207 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:45,720 Take your hood off. Try to look a little more-- Tuck your fucking shirt in. 208 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:48,080 You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro. 209 00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:51,880 George, dude, I got one. I'm sorry. I know, I know. 210 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,080 Thanks, bro. I owe you. 211 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,080 ADAM: Sorry, man. These are the only shoes I got. 212 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,000 [POP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKER] 213 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,440 Hey, baby, mwah. Can we borrow one of these? 214 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,160 Thank you. Grab one. 215 00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:14,040 ADAM: Is it free? 216 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:16,520 Don't worry, man, you're gonna earn your keep. 217 00:12:27,440 --> 00:12:29,440 So I got us a new recruit. 218 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:32,760 Ladies, meet the Kid. Portia, Ruby. 219 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,000 GIRLS: Hey. 220 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:35,520 ADAM: Heh, hey. 221 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,880 What are we thinking? Yes, no, maybe? 222 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:41,480 - Oh, yeah. The cougars will eat him up. - Yeah? 223 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:43,760 That's a quality endorsement, my friend. 224 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,480 What do you guys do? 225 00:12:45,680 --> 00:12:46,720 [GIRLS CHUCKLE] 226 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,720 - What? - Come here. Come here. 227 00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:51,560 Any time a girl tells you her name starts with a flower... 228 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,320 ...a car or a stone, don't bother asking what she does. 229 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:55,960 You know what I'm saying? 230 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,720 All right, I ain't got that much time, so I'm calling in my favor, all right? 231 00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:00,920 Okay. 232 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:03,080 You see the girl with the tiara thing and the sash? 233 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,440 [GIRLS TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 234 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,440 ADAM: Yeah. MIKE: Go talk to her. 235 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,360 What do you want me to say? 236 00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:11,920 I don't care. Have you never talked to a girl before? Just go talk to her. 237 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,200 Be creative. 238 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,600 She does not look like she wants to be bothered. 239 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,960 Look at what she's wearing. She came here tonight to be bothered. 240 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,360 Go bother her. You want to be inside or outside? 241 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,560 Inside. 242 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,000 I'll come save you in a minute. Get out of here. 243 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,560 I'm getting wasted tonight if we could get a drink. 244 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:34,760 GIRL: I know. 245 00:13:34,920 --> 00:13:38,040 She's, like, ignoring the whole side of this bar. 246 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,480 - Hey. - Hey, Carla. 247 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:40,840 Um, oh.... 248 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,600 Yo, man. Watch out, you're going to knock my girlfriend. 249 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:46,520 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? 250 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,080 - Uh, hi. Do I know you? - Hi. 251 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:54,280 Uh, no. I'm, uh... 252 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:57,320 I didn't know that I had a boyfriend, but thank you for that. 253 00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,960 Um, all the guys here are fucking obnoxious. 254 00:14:00,120 --> 00:14:01,520 - Thanks for that. - Heh. 255 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,160 Who do we have to fuck to get a fucking drink? 256 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,000 Uh, me, please? 257 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:08,280 - You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Uh, yes, I would. 258 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:12,800 We've been standing around here for quite a while, and I'm 21. 259 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,680 - It's true. - And I can't get drunk. 260 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,000 - You're 21? - Yes. 261 00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:18,840 Happy 21st. I'd buy you guys a shot if I-- 262 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,800 - Don't worry about it. - It's fine. 263 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,160 Oh, Adam. 264 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,520 - Hi. - Hi. 265 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,360 - I'm Liz. Hi. - Hi, Liz. 266 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:27,400 What do you say, baby boy? You want one? 267 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,000 I can't find anybody to take these. Y'all want them? 268 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,640 - Perfect. We can't drink them all ourselves. - Whoo. 269 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:37,880 Uh, here's to, um, our children. May they have rich fucking parents, heh. 270 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,840 Heh, absolutely. 271 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:42,720 [COUGHS] 272 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,080 MIKE: Yes. Okay. - Whoo. 273 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,640 - What, you guys go to USF? - Yeah. 274 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,760 - Mm-hm. - So it's summer break, correct? 275 00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:51,320 - That's right. - Whoo. 276 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,200 And if I'm not mistaken, that says "21," right? 277 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,400 I am 21, yes. 278 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,400 - Then why the fuck isn't she throwing up? - Whoo. 279 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:57,640 - We can't get drinks. LIZ: Ha, ha. 280 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:01,200 You can't get drinks? That's no excuse. That's a bad friend you got. 281 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:03,600 I'm not a bad friend. 282 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:05,960 - You are a bad friend. - I'm trying. 283 00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,240 CARLA: You are a bad friend. 284 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,560 See? You heard it from her. I'm just saying. 285 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,760 - What are you guys planning on doing tonight? - Ha, ha. 286 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:13,160 Wouldn't you like to know? 287 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,320 MIKE: Actually, I would, to be totally honest. - Ha, ha. 288 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:19,320 If you like to get a wee bit crazy, why don't you come down and see the show? 289 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:26,040 CARLA: Are you serious? Wow. MIKE: As a fucking heart attack. 290 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,440 We have a lot of friends here. Can they come too? 291 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:29,840 MIKE: How many? CARLA: Eight or nine? 292 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,160 MIKE: That's perfect, actually. 293 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,920 Hand them these. Tell them they get in free at the door. 294 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,320 Okay. Maybe we'll come. 295 00:15:35,480 --> 00:15:37,280 No. That's not a commitment. 296 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:40,880 Maybe we'll come, if your little friend here comes too. 297 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,240 ADAM: Me? - Oh, "little friend." 298 00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:44,480 That's an easy if, because he will be there. 299 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:46,480 - He's absolutely gonna be there. - I will? 300 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,920 LIZ: Then we'll be there too. 301 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:52,480 All right. The show starts in 45 minutes. You can make it in 45 minutes? 302 00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:55,000 - You're going to come. You swear? - Yeah, we promise. 303 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,920 ADAM: Dude. You're a fucking stripper? MIKE: Ha-ha-ha. 304 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,040 I swear, I thought you were going to shit the bed, but you, heh, actually did it. 305 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,800 Ah, I feel like I owe you. I can throw you 100 bucks... 306 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,800 ...tip you out at the end of the night... 307 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,320 - ...if you really want to host. ADAM: Host what? 308 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,200 MIKE: Yeah. No, for sure. 309 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,560 - I hope you're ready for this shit. - Ha, ha. 310 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,360 [WOMEN WHOOPING] 311 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:26,240 WOMAN: Who's your friend, Mike? 312 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:28,160 [WOMEN LAUGHING] 313 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,160 MIKE: This is the owner. Jesus. DALLAS: Whoo. 314 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:35,800 Fucking Valhalla shit, man, mwah. 315 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,160 You see that shit, Mike? 316 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,560 Chicks are gonna go fucking crazy over this, man. 317 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,880 I'm thinking of giving this routine to Tarzan, unless you want it. 318 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,920 MIKE: No. It's not my style, but, uh, somebody should do it. It's cool. 319 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,680 - Oh, it's fucking really good, heh. MIKE: Mm-hm. 320 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,080 Ah, who's this? 321 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:53,600 This is the Kid. Uh, he wrangled, like, nine sorority girls for us tonight... 322 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,520 ...so I figured he could help out around here tonight. 323 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:57,840 DALLAS: How old are you? 324 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,320 - Uh, nineteen. DALLAS: Nineteen. 325 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,840 - The fuck am I supposed to do with that? MIKE: Oh, come on. He don't look 19. 326 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,040 I can't have him host. 327 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,360 Can't have a 19-year-old on the fucking street. 328 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,120 Then he can do props, can't he? 329 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:11,160 - I can do anything. - We're setting up our own shit as it is. 330 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:12,800 All right. Props. 331 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,400 You're on props tonight. 332 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,200 Do whatever Mikey tells you, any of the guys tell you. 333 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,360 Clean the fucking toilets, whatever. 334 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,760 Tonight. And listen up. 335 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,120 - This is not a fucking joke. - Heh. 336 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,920 DALLAS: All right? It's not a fucking hobby. This is a serious business I'm running. 337 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:31,320 So the last thing I need is a teenage liability fucking my future up. 338 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:33,120 - Don't try it. Yeah. DALLAS: Capiche? 339 00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:36,560 TARZAN: One thing about Waffle House pussy is you got to worry about the teeth. 340 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,560 Waffle House pussy? I hate Waffle House pussy, heh. 341 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:39,800 [ALL CHUCKLING] 342 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,080 Everybody, this is the Kid. Y'all can thank me later. 343 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,840 He's going to help us out tonight. 344 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,360 This is Big Dick Richie, Ken, Tito and Tarzan. 345 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,600 TARZAN: Whoa, I get it. 346 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,120 Just tell him what props you need. I'll help him set them up later. 347 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,760 And, uh, yeah. Have fun. Make yourself at home, Kid. 348 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,440 There you go, bro. 349 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,840 [MEN GIBBERING] 350 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,040 - No, thanks, man. - No? 351 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,320 - No. I'm good. - Suit yourself. 352 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,960 You handed it to me like the Hindenburg. 353 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,520 - How long you been on the force? - What? 354 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,920 The police. How long you been a cop? 355 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,880 I'm not a cop, man. 356 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,440 RICHIE: Ha, ha, just fucking with you. Sit down. 357 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,320 Come on, man, sit down. 358 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,160 [SIGHS] 359 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,920 TARZAN: So how do you know Mike? 360 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:22,280 Uh, ahem. 361 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:26,160 We, uh, worked together on construction. 362 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,280 [KEN AND TITO TALKING INDISTINCTLY] 363 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,280 What kind of cash you make at that? 364 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,680 You all right, man? 365 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,480 What kind of cash you make? 366 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:40,560 Like 10 bucks an hour. 367 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,440 Under the table? 368 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:44,000 Yeah. 369 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,920 Hmm, not bad. 370 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,200 So you're here to help us out? 371 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,360 Yes, I am. 372 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:57,360 All right, so we got your first little piece of business... bam. 373 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,160 That look ashy to you? 374 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,760 - What's that, man? - That look ashy? 375 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,240 Heads up. 376 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:07,320 Just give it a little-- Just a little spray on that calf there. 377 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:08,840 Oh, come on. 378 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:10,280 Come on. 379 00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,680 Dude, I don't want to spray your leg. 380 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:14,560 Just do it. 381 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,160 We all had to do it, man. 382 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:19,800 It's like the initiation. Lord of the Flies. Come on. 383 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:21,400 Come on, Kid. It's all right. 384 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:24,000 We'll tip you out good at the end of the night. You'll be a happy man. 385 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,920 - Uh. - Make sure you massage it in good. 386 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:30,880 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 387 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,480 [TARZAN CHUCKLES] 388 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,200 He fucking did it too. 389 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,520 [ALL CHUCKLE] 390 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,320 Oh, you're all right, man. You're all right. 391 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:49,120 DALLAS: Take this front-row table right here, ladies. 392 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,000 You got your ID on you? 393 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,080 You got your ID? Heh. You're not drinking a Shirley Temple tonight, are you? 394 00:19:56,240 --> 00:19:58,600 No. We've already had a few drinks, so.... 395 00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:02,200 No Roy Rogers, no Shirley Temples. Y'all have a great time. 396 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:06,440 We do a group act first, then we do our solos, then we do hot seats. 397 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,320 If everything goes well and we get these girls jacked up... 398 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,560 ...then we jack up the price of the hot seats, so don't fuck it up. 399 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:15,320 Dude, it's easy. All you got to do is hand us... 400 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,480 ...our props before we go out on-stage. 401 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,080 All right? That's it. That's all you got to do. 402 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,920 You bring out whatever props and everything-- There he is. 403 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,280 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 404 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,960 This is Tobias. He is our resident DJ. 405 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,080 Tobias, the Kid. He's gonna be the one... 406 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:32,280 ...giving you the cue before each act. 407 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,440 - Pre-game. That's what I'm talking about. - It's the love potion. 408 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,720 - What is this? Strawberry? - What is that? 409 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:43,440 It's a little mixture. In, uh, Miami, we call it Hey Juice. 410 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:47,520 Hey Juice. Because if you drink the whole bottle, "Hey." You'll like it, man. 411 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,680 [MIKE COUGHS] 412 00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:50,440 Give it a sample. 413 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,600 You can't drink, so you want half a cap? 414 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,040 [ADAM STAMMERS] 415 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,800 ADAM: I don't know what the fuck it is. 416 00:20:57,000 --> 00:21:01,600 MIKE: It's just G. It's basically like getting drunk without all the calories. 417 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:05,040 - All right. - You sure? 418 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:06,760 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 419 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:10,640 DALLAS: All right, all right, all right. 420 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:12,560 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 421 00:21:12,720 --> 00:21:14,320 DALLAS: Whoo! 422 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,680 Yeah. 423 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,640 How are we feeling tonight, ladies? Let me hear it one more time. Come on. 424 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:26,280 It's gonna rain. Rain gonna come down and cleanse our soul and wash away the ash. 425 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,720 So get out your purses and get ready to spend some motherfucking cash. 426 00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,960 Welcome to the stage, the one, the only... 427 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,080 ...the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 428 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,840 [THE WEATHER GIRLS' "IT'S RAINING MEN" PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 429 00:21:46,480 --> 00:21:48,480 [WOMEN CHEERING] 430 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,240 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 431 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,360 [DRUMBEAT] 432 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,120 Ooh, aah. Ooh, aah. 433 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,680 Ooh, aah. 434 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,880 [YELLS] 435 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,040 DALLAS: Tarzan. 436 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,360 [TARZAN WHOOPING] 437 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,360 Tarzan? 438 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,760 DALLAS: Where the fuck is he? 439 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,400 [ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 440 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,720 DALLAS: Motherfucker. What the fuck, man? Tarzan. 441 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,080 Fuck, man. 442 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,040 Motherfucker. How many fucking times, huh? 443 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,880 [DALLAS SIGHS] 444 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:41,120 Ken, S&M routine. You up on that? Can you do that? 445 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,440 I'm not putting that out there. Negative energy. 446 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,840 Not putting what out there? 447 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:47,080 The negative energy. It's bad. It comes back. 448 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:48,400 You're kidding me. 449 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:51,680 Richie, the, uh, fire-breathing gig, huh? You up for that? 450 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:54,480 No. I got the fire-phobia issue. 451 00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:55,960 [SIGHS] 452 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:59,320 Tito. Anything, man. South of the border fucking shit... 453 00:25:59,480 --> 00:26:00,840 ...you've been doing at home. 454 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 I'm working on something, but it's not ready yet. It's not ready. 455 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,600 All right. 456 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,800 We got to do something. Mikey, what you got? 457 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,800 - I just came off-stage. I can't. - An idea. Give me something. 458 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:14,800 - You go out then. - I'm not hitting the fucking floor. Come on. 459 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,680 - You want me to come up with something? - Fuck, yeah. 460 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:24,240 I hope you can dance. You still owe me. Come on. 461 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:26,400 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 462 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,440 [BOTH WHOOPING] 463 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:33,360 MIKE: Just start taking your clothes off. Walk out there. 464 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,800 What are you looking at Dallas for? Don't. Look at them. 465 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,440 [MADONNA'S "LIKE A VIRGIN" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 466 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,960 MIKE: Just start, bro. 467 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,280 Yeah, perfect, perfect. Go, go, go. 468 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,560 There you go. 469 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,240 [AUDIENCE SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 470 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:20,480 Whoo! 471 00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:59,120 All right, all right, all right. 472 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:03,000 Let's give it up for the Kid. Popped his cherry on-stage tonight. 473 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,640 You know what time it is. It's time for the hot seat. 474 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,760 You know what that means, the orgy's over, ladies. 475 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,960 Time for some one-on-one time with the man of your dreams. 476 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,720 - Five dollars a pop. - Come here. 477 00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,520 That's good. Welcome to the crazy club, Kid. 478 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:20,080 DALLAS: Come on. Everybody. Line up, line up, line up. 479 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,200 RICHIE: Yeah, man. Whose big dick is that? 480 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,360 TITO: Whoo. 481 00:28:25,360 --> 00:28:29,840 MIKE: I love it. TITO: Hey, where's the Kid? Kid. Kid. 482 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,760 MIKE: Look at this saggy underwearing, all-star right here. 483 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,440 Go buy yourself fresh drawers. 484 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,160 He put that kiss on her and pouring money out of their hands. 485 00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:40,880 DALLAS: Aaah! 486 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:44,880 Never kiss the girls, Kid. That's Performer 101. 487 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,680 You gotta watch out for herpes. 488 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,880 That too. 489 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:51,720 But tonight you took a chance and it paid off. I like that. 490 00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,400 Fucking worked. 491 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,640 I got you your money. 492 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,960 That ain't my money, big boy. That's your money. 493 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,520 Every man keeps every dollar he makes on that stage. 494 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,080 Plus the 50 that I owe you. All right? 495 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,920 Look, get ready to work, big boy. It ain't gonna be that easy every time. 496 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,920 - Yes, sir. - Fucking worked, whoo! 497 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,960 MIKE: Ho! 498 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,080 DALLAS: Ken, nice fucking robot. 499 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,680 Mike lays it out. Tito bringing in the south side with some brown skin. 500 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,640 Big Dick, they are still devastated by your cock. 501 00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:25,600 RICHIE: It was loke 25 percent dancong, 50 percent marketing. 502 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,680 - What--? - Eh, Mike sold it up real nice. 503 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:32,320 How about you're forgetting 25 percent more genius? 504 00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,000 - Genius, Kid. - How we do tonight, Mikey? 505 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:40,280 Uh, it's a little under $2500. Uh, that's 400 better than last week. 506 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,640 That'll work. 507 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,120 - And my, uh, cut of the door. - Yes, sir. 508 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,360 That was dangerous shit you pulled tonight... 509 00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:49,480 ...throwing that kid out on the plank like that. 510 00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:50,920 [MIKE CHUCKLES] 511 00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,760 It worked though, didn't it? 512 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,000 Shit. I didn't know if it was, till he hit the floor. 513 00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:56,440 [INDISTINCT DIALOGUE] 514 00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:58,840 MIKE: He pulled it out. DALLAS: Yeah. What's his story? 515 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:01,640 I don't know. I mean, I met him at the site today. 516 00:30:01,840 --> 00:30:05,920 Ran into him at Ybor. Those two little pretty ones over there... 517 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:10,240 ...were all hot and bothered, so I figured I'd bring him along. 518 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,760 It was a good move, heh. 519 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:16,000 He may have something, brother. He's young, good-looking.... 520 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,480 - He can't dance for shit. - Cannot dance for shit, that is teachable. 521 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,400 We could use some more youth on the team. 522 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,960 Why don't you bring him to practice tomorrow and we'll see what he's got? 523 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,520 So, what the fuck is going on with Miami? 524 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,400 Miami, ah, is looking good. 525 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:33,800 I got a couple loopholes I got to get through... 526 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:35,560 ...with the, uh, real-estate attorneys. 527 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,880 But after that it's gonna be all green lights. 528 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,520 - What you need from me? What's my side? - Just keep doing what you're doing. 529 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:43,800 I love where your head's at. You're focused. 530 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,240 You're like a big brother to this team. 531 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,240 Keep that up, you could be making a lot more than door money. 532 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,760 I guarantee you that. 533 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:52,640 Both ways this time, though, right? 534 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,440 - Two-way street. - I want to hear you say the word: Equity. 535 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,840 DALLAS: E-Q-... - Say it. 536 00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,560 DALLAS: ...-U-I-T-Y. - Say it. 537 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,040 [INDISTINCT DIALOGUE] 538 00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:51,720 [GASPS] 539 00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,400 [MIKE LAUGHS] 540 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:55,200 [ADAM COUGHS] 541 00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,640 ADAM: Oh. 542 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:00,160 - Hey, Mike. - Huh? 543 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,160 I think, uh.... 544 00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:05,520 I think we should be best friends. 545 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,640 Okay, heh. 546 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,400 Let's go, heh. 547 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:20,040 MIKE: So how pregnant did you get that girl's mouth? 548 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:21,560 ADAM: Uh, wet? Heh. 549 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:30,200 Fucking great. 550 00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:35,880 Good morning. 551 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,520 ADAM: Hi, sis. - Hi. 552 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,480 - Brooke, this is Mike, uh.... - Oh, thank you. Mike, this is Brooke. 553 00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,000 - Brooke. Absolute pleasure. Hi. - Mike. 554 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,840 MIKE: Are you a nurse? 555 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,480 I'm a medical assistant. I process nurses' paperwork. 556 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:50,680 MIKE: Way cooler. 557 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:52,880 Sure. Sure. 558 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,840 Oh, nice, dude. Is this one of those retro Wakefield, or is this a Russel Wright? 559 00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,240 Oh, it's a knock-off. That's cool, though. Where did you get this? 560 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,800 Uh, apparently the knock-off place. 561 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,400 MIKE: Heh, right. 562 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:12,200 - So how do you know my brother? MIKE: Uh, he's on my roofing crew. 563 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,600 But I'm, uh, an entrepreneur, though. I, uh, manage a few businesses. 564 00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:18,560 Sure. 565 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,520 Sure, cool. Cool. 566 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,680 So the Kid said something about breakfast. 567 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:32,040 Uh, well, he must be fucking drunk because I don't cook no fucking breakfast. 568 00:34:32,600 --> 00:34:38,080 I wasn't talking about you cooking it. He just said you like breakfast food. 569 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:41,760 We were going to swing by IHOP on the way-- 570 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,480 Okay uh, good talk. 571 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:48,880 Um, I'll be outside with the rest of the breakfast lovers of the world. 572 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,680 [CHUCKLES] 573 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,320 All right, Kid. 574 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,200 DALLAS: Virgin dance the other night. No more. 575 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,240 You only have a cherry pop one time. 576 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:01,320 Now look, you walked out on-stage, you looked like shit, all right? 577 00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,680 When I saw something is when you got off-stage. 578 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:05,480 Pulled a one-on-one with that chick. 579 00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:08,760 I'll show you what you're gonna do. Now, let's go to the basics. 580 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,960 Take your clothes off. 581 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:11,840 - Right now? - Right now. Take them off. 582 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000 Every fucking one of them. Let's go. 583 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,760 Let's go. Take them off. 584 00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,840 - Heh. - Hang on. What the fuck are you doing? 585 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,200 Heh, what are you, a 12-year-old in the locker room? 586 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,400 No. 587 00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,800 - Then what are you doing? - Heh, taking off my clothes. 588 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,280 You're taking off your clothes like a 12-year-old. 589 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,520 But you're not a 12-year-old in the locker room. You are the man. 590 00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:34,560 On the stage. Thousands of women. 591 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,800 Eyes on you. You are their vision. So, what do you do? 592 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:42,320 You don't just fucking throw your clothes off. You fucking make it count, baby. 593 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:45,320 You walk out. You own it. 594 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,840 You look around. You tease. 595 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,000 You seduce. 596 00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,160 Clock eyes, but don't lock in on any of them. 597 00:35:55,840 --> 00:36:00,520 You got to believe that you are inside every single one of them. 598 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,480 And when the time's right, then you'll know it. 599 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:06,640 Foom! 600 00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:12,320 Stick it. That right there is like hitting the G-spot, every single time. 601 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,200 Now get up there, move around. 602 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,840 You see, baby, you're not just stripping. 603 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,200 You are fulfilling every woman's wildest fantasies. All right? 604 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,080 You are the husband that they never had. 605 00:36:24,240 --> 00:36:27,120 You are that dreamboat guy that never came along. 606 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:30,680 You are the one-night stand, that free fling of a fuck... 607 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,720 ...they get to have, tonight, with you on-stage, still go home to their hubby... 608 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,200 ...and not get in trouble... 609 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:40,120 ...because you, baby, you made it legal. You are the liberation. 610 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,800 Own it. Who's got the cock? You do, they don't. 611 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,760 Get right here. Move slow. Around. 612 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:46,440 Fucking concentrate. 613 00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,480 Round, round, round. Make this shit count. 614 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:53,040 Ain't time for a fucking fag joke in here, boy. I'm talking about money. 615 00:36:53,200 --> 00:36:56,240 Move around, round, round. Get the movements. Breathe. 616 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:59,240 All right. Easy, rattlesnake. 617 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,200 On three, you're going to stick it. 618 00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:05,040 One, two, three, stick. 619 00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,480 That's the hook, baby. That's the fucking hook. 620 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,320 That's what I'm talking about. All right? 621 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,040 [ADAM EXHALES] 622 00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:15,680 You can do this, because I know you can. 623 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,640 - I can do it. - Now, take a breath. 624 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,040 [ADAM EXHALES] 625 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,760 Fuck that mirror like you mean it. 626 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:25,080 MIKE: "All right, all right, all right. 627 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:28,200 Heh, we got the Kid coming up on the main stage." Hi, Beatrice. 628 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:33,080 Are you ready? Dallas gave me the go-ahead on getting you suited up. You ready? 629 00:37:33,240 --> 00:37:34,480 Yeah. 630 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:36,080 Why do you look scared for? 631 00:37:36,240 --> 00:37:40,040 You already lost your virginity. All you got to do now is get good at it. 632 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:43,240 We got to get you an American flag Star-Spangled Banner... 633 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,960 ...for Fourth of July summertime. 634 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:48,960 Dude. This has no back. 635 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:52,840 MIKE: Yeah. That's the point. It's a thong. 636 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:56,720 What the fuck is this? 637 00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:57,880 [SQUEAKS] 638 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,360 Stay away from the elephant socks, bro. That's Dallas shit. 639 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,640 You don't want to look like him, do you? 640 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,800 What's Dallas's deal, man? Is he, uh, a good guy? 641 00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,800 MIKE: Yeah. Dallas is.... Dallas is Dallas. 642 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:13,400 I mean, it's pretty cool that he let me in. 643 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,800 MIKE: Yeah. It's cool that he let you in. 644 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,800 Look, we think you got something. 645 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:20,760 I'm not exactly sure what that is just yet... 646 00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:25,920 ...but, uh, all we know is you got a lot of work to do. So don't quit your day job yet. 647 00:38:57,560 --> 00:38:58,560 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 648 00:38:58,720 --> 00:38:59,880 BROOKE: Adam. 649 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,640 - Get out here. I need to talk to you. - What do you want? 650 00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,400 BROOKE: I want to talk to you, man. Get the fuck out. 651 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,920 - Get out, Adam. - I'll be out in a minute, please. One sec. 652 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:13,760 BROOKE: Adam, I need to fucking talk to you. 653 00:39:14,240 --> 00:39:15,280 What about? 654 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:19,920 Um, About this box. I need to talk to you about this box... 655 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,040 [WHISPERS] Oh, fuck me. 656 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:26,480 ...of boots and thongs and sailor hats and tube socks. And I am fucking-- 657 00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:28,440 It's for work. 658 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,440 BROOKE: For work? Adam, don't fucking lie to me, man. 659 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,520 I'm your sister. I love you. I don't judge you. 660 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,120 You're my brother. Just please come out here so I can talk to you. 661 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,400 I don't care what your preferences are. 662 00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:42,800 - Preferences? BROOKE: I just want to talk to you about-- 663 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,440 Whoa, hey. 664 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,600 It is not what it looks like. 665 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,280 BROOKE: Is that my razor? 666 00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,960 Yeah. 667 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,800 Are you shaving your fucking legs? 668 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,200 Yeah, I'm shaving my legs. 669 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:58,960 Why are you shaving your legs? 670 00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:00,400 It's for work. Okay? 671 00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:03,920 What do you mean, it's for work? How could it possibly be for work? 672 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,680 [MEN HUMMING] 673 00:40:08,360 --> 00:40:09,960 [HOOFBEATS APPROACHING] 674 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:12,840 [HORSES NEIGH] 675 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,120 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 676 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,160 [NATIVE AMERICAN THEMES PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 677 00:40:30,760 --> 00:40:32,840 [GUNSHOTS OVER SPEAKERS] 678 00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,760 [BIG & RICH'S "SAVE A HORSE (RIDE A COWBOY)" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 679 00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:10,160 Ma'am, excuse me. You're going to have to move it down. 680 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,280 This is the breakfast lovers' section. Here we go. 681 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:14,720 Hi, Mike. 682 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,920 - Hi. - Hi. 683 00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,080 Entrepreneur/stripper? Stripper/entrepreneur? 684 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,680 Either one. It's fine. 685 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,600 You really just came down to see little brother? 686 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,040 No, I was hoping this was all a joke. 687 00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,360 It is pretty funny. 688 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,400 You better take care of him, Mike. 689 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,720 Okay, Mom. 690 00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,640 I'll take care of him. You should stick around, though. 691 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:07,240 DALLAS: All right, all right. Let's give it up for the Kid, huh? 692 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,960 Bang. A six-shooter for you. There we go. 693 00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:16,760 This next performer who's coming out... 694 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:19,880 ...he's one of a kind, ladies. 695 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,480 [ALL SCREAMING] 696 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:24,800 I saw this young man walking down the street about six years ago... 697 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,360 ...and I knew when I saw him, I just knew I had to bring him in. 698 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:33,560 Bring him in and have his talents be shown to the universe. 699 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:37,000 And tonight, he's going to be right here on this stage... 700 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,280 ...so you can see with your very own eyes. 701 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,800 Our feature presentation, the one and only... 702 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,520 ...the star of the show, Mr. Magic Mike. 703 00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,160 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 704 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,480 [GINUWINE'S "PONY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 705 00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:11,280 Did you see your sister tonight? 706 00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,600 ADAM: See my sister? What do you mean? - Yeah. 707 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,360 Your sister was there. 708 00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:17,600 No, she wasn't. 709 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,440 Yeah, she was there during your act. 710 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:22,080 You talked to my sister? 711 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,560 I talked to your sister as you were dry-humping a girl, yes. 712 00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:27,720 My sister saw me dance? 713 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,640 Heh, yeah, we were actually laughing. I had a pretty good laugh about it. 714 00:45:30,800 --> 00:45:34,040 - Oh, heh, wow. Fuck. - Ha, ha. 715 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,520 She did not look happy. Did you tell her to come? 716 00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:39,200 I told her. I didn't think she'd fucking come. Jeez. 717 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,200 Well, she did. I don't know how long she stayed for, but it was, uh.... 718 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:49,480 - She, ha, ha, looked pissed. - Ha, ha, oof. 719 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,480 How much money did you make tonight? 720 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:53,480 - How much money? - Yeah. 721 00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:55,800 Like 230. 722 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,320 Two-thirty? That's good, man. 723 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:01,440 Oh, by the way, I got this for you. Uh, just for gas and shit. 724 00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,080 - Get the-- - Ha, ha. 725 00:46:03,240 --> 00:46:05,400 Are you kidding me? Keep your money. It's fine. 726 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,880 - You drive me around. - I can pay for my own gas. 727 00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,880 It's fine. Thank you, though. It was a really sweet gesture. I appreciate it. 728 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,160 Thank you. 729 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:35,760 MIKE: That's a beautiful necklace. 730 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:37,680 - Is that vintage? - Oh, I, um.... 731 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:40,360 No, it's.... No, it's, heh.... 732 00:46:40,680 --> 00:46:44,240 My sister got it for me, ha, ha from Target, I think. 733 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:48,600 Um, tsk, SBA, yes, uh.... 734 00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,080 Name and Social. 735 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,480 Absolutely. Michael Lane. 736 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:58,040 038-00-7128. And I, uh... 737 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,240 ...brought the funds for my down payment. 738 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:08,600 - Yes. Yeah, heh. - Heh. 739 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,680 Okay. 740 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:18,080 All right. 741 00:47:19,080 --> 00:47:24,440 We seem to have a credit issue, Mr. Lane. Your score is-- 742 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,360 Right. I, uh, actually... 743 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,840 - ...heh, I talked to Mr. Rodriguez last week. - Oh. 744 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,760 As I was explaining to him, the businesses that I manage deal exclusively in cash. 745 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,800 He said you would forego the credit check if I brought in a healthy down payment. 746 00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:40,920 It should be noted in there. He said he was going to put it in. 747 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,680 Absolutely. 748 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:51,280 Um, you are currently the manager of an automotive accessories business? 749 00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:56,680 Mm-hm, absolutely. And an event-management company, a roofing firm, heh. 750 00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:59,240 Honestly, the list goes on. 751 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,680 - Wow, you're a busy guy. - Ha, ha. Yeah. 752 00:48:02,840 --> 00:48:04,480 Lucky to be. 753 00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,880 So, what kind of rates am I looking at? 754 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:18,800 There are ways to clear these credit issues up over time, but-- 755 00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:23,360 Oh, my God, I haven't even told you, heh, what I'm here for. I really apologize. 756 00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,880 This is what I do. 757 00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,800 Right here. Michael Lane Custom Furniture Concepts. 758 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,760 It's competitive pricing. Low overhead. 759 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:36,080 I mean, really, who wants to buy that crap when it falls apart in a year... 760 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:40,320 ...when you can get hand-crafted furniture for a bargain? 761 00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,400 - You know what I mean? - Yeah. 762 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:55,800 Unfortunately, Mr. Lane, my hands are tied. 763 00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,720 The company has a policy that we cannot issue loans... 764 00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:03,400 ...to clients who score below our credit threshold. 765 00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:07,120 I can absolutely understand where you're coming from. 766 00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:10,800 Uh, you know, you hit buttons and you think that you know something about me. 767 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,800 I get it. That's okay. It's okay. 768 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,600 All, uh, I'm asking for is a good deal. 769 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,880 Please, can you help me with that? 770 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,080 I mean, we do offer relief programs... 771 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:28,800 ...for our qualified distressed clients, so that-- 772 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,800 I'm sorry. What? 773 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,640 It's a relief program, so-- 774 00:49:32,840 --> 00:49:35,240 Distressed? I'm distressed? 775 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,240 WOMAN: No. No, not like that. - Heh. 776 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:40,960 Sweetheart, listen. It's okay. It's fine. Does this look distressed? 777 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:45,000 I don't think so, one. Two, I read the papers, okay? 778 00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:47,600 The only thing's that distressed is y'all. 779 00:49:50,760 --> 00:49:52,760 [DOOR BELL RINGING] 780 00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:56,960 [BROOKE SIGHS] 781 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:01,560 BROOKE: You can't get the door? 782 00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:07,960 [SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" AS MARILYN MONROE] 783 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,840 Happy birthday 784 00:50:12,160 --> 00:50:14,480 Mrs. Pres-- 785 00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,480 [TOOTS HORN] 786 00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:18,560 BROOKE: Oh. 787 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,280 Adam, it's for you. 788 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,480 Happy, heh, Birthday, heh, pfft. 789 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,520 Ha, ha. Come on. Let's go. Sandbar party. 790 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:29,240 Fourth of July, nuts-on-your-head wake-up call, let's go. Come on. 791 00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,840 No, no, no. You are coming too. Don't even try. 792 00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,760 I'm going to go to bed. It's 7 in the morning. 793 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,920 "Oh, it's 7 in the morning. I hate fun." 794 00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,080 Jesus Christ, you better have some epic plans... 795 00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,680 ...if you're gonna turn your back on a sandbar party. 796 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,480 What did I tell you? 797 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,160 - Paradise. - Heh. 798 00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:44,280 Yeah. Paradise. Marooned on an island with all the strippers in Tampa. 799 00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,880 How did I get so lucky? The best Fourth of July ever, heh. 800 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,920 I literally was just thinking... 801 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:52,840 - ...that in my head, like just now. - Ha, ha. 802 00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,160 Get out of my head. 803 00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,560 MIKE: Oh, shit. Yo. - Hey. 804 00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:03,280 - What are you doing here? - You know me. Always making new friends. 805 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:05,440 - Good to see you. - You too. How are you? 806 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:07,720 I'm good. Uh, this is, um, Brooke. 807 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:08,920 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 808 00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,160 Brooke, uh, Joanna. 809 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,480 - Nice to meet you. - You too. I like your bikini. 810 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:13,720 Thank you. You too. 811 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:15,200 - Is that a tattoo? - Yeah. 812 00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,840 What does it say? 813 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,840 - Oh, uh, it just says I was 17, and.... JOANNA: Ha, ha. 814 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,200 Yeah. 815 00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,400 It's crazy. 816 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:27,320 Yeah. Uh, so I know, uh, Joanna from the club. Uh, she came up-- 817 00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,760 She studied psychology and she came up to do, uh.... 818 00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:32,240 What's the thing you came up to do? 819 00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,720 Behavior analysis. 820 00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:36,440 Right. She was analysizing our behavior, apparently. 821 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,800 That must have been, uh, really enlightening. 822 00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,720 It actually was. You know, I go a few times a week, if you want to come with us. 823 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:44,840 She is actually the Kid's brother. 824 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,400 I mean, sister. 825 00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:48,440 - Yeah, heh. Ha, ha. - Right. Ahem. 826 00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,440 - Is that a tattoo over there too? - Yeah. 827 00:52:50,600 --> 00:52:52,440 She has tattoos. You want a drink? 828 00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:53,680 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah? 829 00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,400 - It was nice to meet you. - It was nice to meet you too. 830 00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:02,080 She's cute. What? I don't normally like blonds, but she's really cute. 831 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:05,160 Yeah, but she's not really our type. You know what I'm saying? 832 00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,440 You're not into her? 833 00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,880 No, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying she's a little uptight. 834 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:12,080 We're fucking her, not taking her to dinner. 835 00:53:12,240 --> 00:53:13,280 It's not gonna happen. 836 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:16,280 - She's a dinner type, is what I'm trying to say. - Oh. 837 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,680 Okay, if you decide you want to share... 838 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:24,000 ...and change your mind and put some effort into it, you know my number. 839 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,200 Besides, you know how much I love to eat. 840 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:30,480 Yes, I will. Obviously you don't like head. 841 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640 [ALL CHATTERING] 842 00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:45,120 I started cheating in the seventh grade just to entertain myself. 843 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,040 Finished high school, but if I could do it all over again... 844 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,240 ...I wouldn't have even gone. No way. 845 00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:52,280 BROOKE: You don't believe in school at all? 846 00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,080 I think fuck school altogether. 847 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,080 When I have a kid, I'm going to set him in front of the TV... 848 00:53:57,240 --> 00:54:00,920 ...and make him watch Mad Money all day. Teach him about the stock market. 849 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,680 Get him into Ameritrade and shit like that. 850 00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:07,800 I guarantee you by the time he's 18, that little fucker's gonna be flush in cash. 851 00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:09,320 RICHIE: Boo-yah! - Heh. 852 00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,200 - I don't know why more people don't do that... DALLAS: Hm? 853 00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:14,200 ...just from an investment standpoint. 854 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,360 That's the state of the country, man. 855 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,200 America. People. Stupid. 856 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,960 I hope I get to meet your kids someday. 857 00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,400 DALLAS: Tsk, Oh, no problem. 858 00:54:23,560 --> 00:54:26,240 Come visit anytime in one of our three cool houses, dear. 859 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:28,240 [CHUCKLES] 860 00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:33,880 MIKE: Hey, if you want, I could probably get Dallas' number for you. 861 00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,880 He's starting this new life-coaching business... 862 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,080 [BROOKE LAUGHING] 863 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,800 ...that I really do think you might benefit from personally. 864 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:42,520 I mean, I saw the connection between the two of you. 865 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,840 What? I'm sorry. 866 00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:48,600 Right? So you felt it too? What? Just, what? 867 00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,480 What would his kids even look like? 868 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:53,840 They'd be running around in little rattlesnake diapers and shit. 869 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,520 Oh, no. Oh, no. 870 00:54:55,680 --> 00:54:59,040 Look, don't, uh, they just say stupid shit sometimes. Don't let them bother you. 871 00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:00,560 Oh, no, it didn't bother me. 872 00:55:00,720 --> 00:55:04,640 I'm just trying to wrap my mind around Adam and this whole mess. 873 00:55:04,840 --> 00:55:07,800 I get it. I don't know how I fit into this whole mix, either. 874 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:11,080 No. You-- When you're on-stage, it all makes sense. 875 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,280 I mean, the way you dance and the way the women respond to you.... 876 00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:18,880 Wait a minute. So that means someone might have stuck around. 877 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,640 That's good to know. 878 00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,520 Yeah. 879 00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:28,560 That feeling.... That must be a really crazy feeling to be on-stage... 880 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:31,960 ...like that. I see why you've been doing it for so long. I get it. 881 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:34,720 - But Adam's different. He's.... - Why is that? 882 00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:37,080 Well, he had a football scholarship. 883 00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:41,400 A year ago, he basically ruined it by getting... 884 00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:45,480 ...in a fistfight with his coach in the first hour of the first day. 885 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:48,840 - Yeah. I think he said something about that. - Yeah. 886 00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:52,320 So I just don't-- I'm just trying to figure out... 887 00:55:53,080 --> 00:55:54,680 ...why he's stripping. 888 00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:57,600 - "Why" is easy. - What do you mean, it's easy? 889 00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:59,680 - You want some stripper wisdom? - Okay. 890 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:01,320 - You ready? - Yeah. 891 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,440 He's 19 years old. 892 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:08,600 It's women, money and a good time. 893 00:56:10,760 --> 00:56:12,760 I guess. I guess. 894 00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:14,840 I got him. 895 00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:17,600 Okay? 896 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:19,800 Okay. 897 00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:22,440 - You gonna come to the show tonight? - No. 898 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,680 - You're gonna come. - No. 899 00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:27,040 - You just said you liked the show. - Doesn't mean I'm gonna go again. 900 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,640 - But you said-- - I'm not, heh, going. I've seen it. 901 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:33,960 MIKE: Does that mean you were lying? BROOKE: I'm not lying. 902 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,920 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 903 00:56:40,160 --> 00:56:41,680 [DRUMS PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 904 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:59,320 [SINGING] I do know and I've been told 905 00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:01,320 ALL: I do know and I've been told 906 00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,360 Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 907 00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:04,960 ALL: Big Dick Richie got a cock of gold 908 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:07,000 Now, let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 909 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:08,880 ALL: Let's give it up for the Virgin Kid 910 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,720 Anything you want, he won't forbid 911 00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,520 ALL: Anything you want, he won't forbid 912 00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:14,880 Now, Mikey got a pipe you gonna love 913 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,680 ALL: Mikey's got a cock you know you gonna love 914 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:18,560 What he got down low fits like a glove 915 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,200 ALL: What he got down low fits like a glove 916 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,600 Soldiers, sound off 917 00:57:21,760 --> 00:57:22,800 ALL: One, two 918 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,520 - Sound off ALL: Three, four 919 00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:29,240 ALL: One, two, three, four, one, two... three, four 920 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,400 [HIGH-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING] 921 00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:38,200 ALL: Ho, ho, ho, ho. 922 00:57:42,520 --> 00:57:44,440 [GUNFIRE ON SPEAKERS] 923 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,920 [DRUMBEATS ON SPEAKERS] 924 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,640 [ADAM CLEARS THROAT] 925 00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,440 [MIKE CHUCKLES] 926 00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,400 MIKE: Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. 927 00:58:33,240 --> 00:58:36,000 I didn't-- He did that himself. 928 00:58:36,160 --> 00:58:37,800 I'm bringing him home. 929 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,080 BROOKE: Hey, brother bear. 930 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,560 [MIKE GRUNTS] 931 00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,160 BROOKE: Thank you. MIKE: He's just stoned out of his mind. 932 00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:47,040 Heh, yeah, um, um.... 933 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,480 MIKE: Hi. 934 00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,360 MIKE: What's up, dude? Yeah, we, we-- My bad. We, uh.... 935 00:58:52,520 --> 00:58:53,840 BROOKE: Yeah. MIKE: All right. I'll see you later. 936 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,320 What's up, dude? 937 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,760 [WHISPERING] Is that Paul? 938 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,640 BROKE [WHISPERING]: Yeah. It's-- Yeah. MIKE: It is? 939 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:01,080 [INAUDIBLE] 940 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:05,720 MIKE: It's going good? BROOKE: Yeah, it's good. Just, heh, go on. 941 00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:09,680 Hey, I-- uh, thanks. Thanks for bringing him back. 942 00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:12,960 I told you I was going to take care of him, didn't I? 943 00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,280 BROOKE: Watch yourself. MIKE: All right, heh. 944 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,840 [SIGHS] 945 01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:12,840 So, uh, I don't know, how's school or whatever? 946 01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:19,840 Um.... It's good. It's good. 947 01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:23,400 [JOANNA CLEARS THROAT] 948 01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:25,640 I'm sorry, what the fuck do you study again? 949 01:00:25,800 --> 01:00:28,000 Social studies, or sociology or.... 950 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,000 JOANNA: Heh, did you say "social studies"? 951 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,560 MIKE: Social science, heh? 952 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,200 What, am I in middle school or something, heh? 953 01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:36,000 JOANNA: No. No. 954 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:38,840 MIKE: No? JOANNA: Psychology. 955 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:44,360 So how much longer you got in, uh, psychology? 956 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:49,720 Uh, I have, uh, six weeks until I'm.... 957 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:51,280 MIKE: For real? Six weeks? - Yeah. 958 01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:54,120 And then I'm a certified shrink. Six weeks. That's right. 959 01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:58,640 MIKE: Wow. - I know. People have to pay me now, heh. 960 01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:01,040 - That's huge. JOANNA: It is, yeah. 961 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:04,320 I'm not paying you. Not for these little visits, at least. 962 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,880 I'd feel bad taking money from you. 963 01:01:07,040 --> 01:01:09,560 Heh, I'm too fucked up anyway, so.... 964 01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,800 Oh, you're not so bad. 965 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:16,920 [JOANNA CLEARS THROAT] 966 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,800 So are you going to open up--? 967 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:24,520 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? Little Chatty Cathy tonight, huh? 968 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:27,560 - Chatty Cathy. - Chatty Cathy. 969 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:30,600 And questions are off-limits, I guess? 970 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:32,680 - They're always off-limits. - Really? 971 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:34,760 You don't need to talk. Just look pretty. 972 01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:38,160 What was your name? I can't remember. What was it? 973 01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:40,240 [CHUCKLES] 974 01:01:41,080 --> 01:01:44,920 Look, I'm going to go, okay? Um, but I'll give you a call? 975 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,640 MIKE: Mm-hm. - Mm-hm. 976 01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:48,640 MIKE: Mm-hm. - Okay. 977 01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:50,040 - Mm-hm. MIKE: Mm-hm, muah. 978 01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,480 Get out of here. 979 01:01:51,640 --> 01:01:53,120 [JOANNA CLEARS THROAT] 980 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,760 [GRUNTS] 981 01:02:01,840 --> 01:02:03,600 [RINGSIDE'S "MONEY" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 982 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,200 TITO: That's what I'm saying. I'm.... 983 01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,520 I'm looking at longevity. This is fun for now, I'm not gonna be... 984 01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:51,280 ...this young and beautiful forever. Strip malls, I think I got a good idea. 985 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:55,200 You know, and I watch all these people, Carleton Sheets and these guys on TV. 986 01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:57,520 And I read this book called Rich Dad, Poor Dad. 987 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:59,360 GIRL: That's a great book. TITO: You read that? 988 01:03:59,520 --> 01:04:01,600 GIRL: I went to the convention. TITO: Yeah, uh, Robert Kiyosaki. 989 01:04:01,760 --> 01:04:03,360 GIRL: Kiyosaki. TITO: Yeah, that's the guy. 990 01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:04,760 GIRL: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 991 01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,360 DALLAS: Heeey-ah! 992 01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:08,640 All right, all right, all right, hey, ah. 993 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,400 DALLAS: If everybody can quiet down a second here. 994 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,520 Quiet down a sec? 995 01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:16,520 RICHIE: Hey, everybody. Shut the fuck up. 996 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,320 DALLAS: Richie, that's fucking microsuede, man. 997 01:04:19,520 --> 01:04:22,600 RICHIE: Aw, shit. Sorry, bro. DALLAS: It's all right. Thanks. 998 01:04:23,240 --> 01:04:26,160 All right, now I got an announcement to make. 999 01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,880 DALLAS: Now, that means you too, Tarzan. Come on, big boy... 1000 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:31,800 ...out of the shadows, into the light. Come on, baby. 1001 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:37,440 I've been telling y'all this is going to be a special night for a long time. 1002 01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,640 Now I'm going to tell you why. 1003 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:43,280 Despite the hurricane that has soiled our rather bountiful... 1004 01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:44,800 ...Saturday afternoon... 1005 01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,720 ...the good Lord has blessed the Kings of Tampa this summer. 1006 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,280 Can I get an "amen" on that? 1007 01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:51,520 ALL: Yes. RICHIE: Amen. 1008 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,520 DALLAS: Mm. 1009 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,320 We've been talking a lot about the markets. 1010 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,400 Waiting for the sweet spot. 1011 01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:03,440 Waiting for our time to make our move, take our show global. 1012 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:06,760 Well, as of September 1st... 1013 01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,320 ...we will no longer be the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1014 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:12,960 No, sir, no, ma'am. 1015 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:17,000 We will be the Cock-rocking Kings... 1016 01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,280 ...of 4000 square feet... 1017 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:23,880 ...of Miami prime-time beachfront real estate, motherfuckers. 1018 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,560 [ALL CHEERING] 1019 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:34,120 Ah, Big Dick, keep it fucking hanging low. 1020 01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,200 - Tito, call them Cubano cousins, huh? TITO: They on their way, baby. 1021 01:05:37,360 --> 01:05:40,400 Kid, you ready for the big time, huh? You ready for the big time? 1022 01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,840 Tobias, you ready to take yourself to the beach? 1023 01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:44,520 I'm ready, man. I'm ready, huh. 1024 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:47,280 Ken, the housewives are gonna love you down there. 1025 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,360 KEN: We are blessed. - They're gonna love you. 1026 01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,800 Huh, Tarzan. Did you know they made trees tall enough to swing from Tampa... 1027 01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:55,640 ...to motherfucking Miami, huh? Unh! 1028 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,400 Yeah. My main man. 1029 01:05:58,560 --> 01:06:01,520 The moon is just a chip shot away, brother, heh. 1030 01:06:01,680 --> 01:06:03,760 A chip shot away. Fuck, yeah. 1031 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,520 I got to let it sink in, man. We're really doing this? 1032 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,520 Oh, fuck, yeah, we're doing this, man. This is our time. 1033 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,600 All right. All right. 1034 01:06:11,800 --> 01:06:15,120 Listen, man. I couldn't even have dreamed all this shit up without you. 1035 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,560 We're gonna do it together, we're gonna do it just like we always said. 1036 01:06:18,760 --> 01:06:22,440 - Seven-point-five across the board-- - You meant to say 10, didn't you? 1037 01:06:24,040 --> 01:06:25,840 Congrats, Kid. 1038 01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,880 Thanks, man. 1039 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:31,600 Heh, you know, if you ever want to go in on a pack with me.... 1040 01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:34,880 Mike's not interested, but we can go halfsies. 1041 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:36,920 I could make it worth your while. 1042 01:06:37,080 --> 01:06:38,840 Yeah, sure. 1043 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,440 [TOBIAS LAUGHS] 1044 01:06:41,600 --> 01:06:43,600 - I'll talk to you later about it, okay? - Yeah. 1045 01:06:56,560 --> 01:06:58,080 ADAM: Who is that? 1046 01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:00,400 MIKE: Nora. 1047 01:07:01,400 --> 01:07:03,760 I don't think you need that in your life, bro. 1048 01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:35,600 Heh, hey, baby girl, what are you doing? 1049 01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:37,440 Huh? 1050 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:40,120 No, I'm at, uh-- I don't know, I'm at this party. 1051 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:42,360 It's getting lame. I want to get out of here. 1052 01:07:42,520 --> 01:07:46,560 How about I, uh, come scoop you up? I can bring you a present. 1053 01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:48,640 What? 1054 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:50,680 - What thing? DALLAS: Boom! 1055 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:52,560 I got a thing. 1056 01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,840 Come on, you ain't-- 1057 01:07:56,960 --> 01:07:58,160 All right. 1058 01:07:58,360 --> 01:08:01,240 Okay. All right, I'll call you later. 1059 01:08:12,800 --> 01:08:14,480 This is Herman. 1060 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:17,160 ADAM: Hi, Herman. 1061 01:08:18,560 --> 01:08:20,240 He likes you. 1062 01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160 KEN: Hey, y'all. It's all right. 1063 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:35,840 ADAM: Hey, man. 1064 01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,520 NORA: We'd like to order. 1065 01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:40,920 KEN: All right. 1066 01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,760 [KEN CLEARS THROAT] 1067 01:08:42,920 --> 01:08:45,400 - That pig is so fucking cute. WOMAN: Heh. 1068 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,200 KEN: Angels or demons? 1069 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:52,200 NORA: Angels. KEN: Angels. Okay. 1070 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:58,040 KEN: If you chew it, it'll hit you quicker. WOMAN: Heh. 1071 01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:02,040 KEN: You're gonna fucking love this one. ADAM: Yeah. 1072 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:07,040 Yeah, fucking Miami, man. Heh, fucking Miami. 1073 01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:10,240 [ADAM SIGH] 1074 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:13,800 [KEN SIGHS] 1075 01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:15,200 KEN: How you kids doing tonight? 1076 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,720 WOMAN: That storm is crazy, huh? 1077 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,520 KEN: Beautiful. NORA: Mmm.... 1078 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:28,360 [SIGHS] 1079 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:31,720 KEN: My wife's tits are awesome, right? 1080 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,160 ADAM: What? 1081 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:36,040 KEN: I said my wife's tits are awesome. 1082 01:09:37,080 --> 01:09:38,440 Yeah. 1083 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:42,560 Check them out, man. 1084 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:46,800 ADAM: You fucking joking? - I'm not fucking joking. Check them out. 1085 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:49,600 Feel them. They're so fucking, heh, amazing. 1086 01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:51,640 [KEN'S WIFE CHUCKLES] 1087 01:09:52,400 --> 01:09:53,680 Come on. 1088 01:09:54,200 --> 01:09:55,200 [CHUCKLES] 1089 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,520 KEN: It's okay. Go ahead, man. 1090 01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,880 - They're real, I swear. ADAM: Yeah, I bet they are. 1091 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:02,360 [CHUCKLES] 1092 01:10:03,280 --> 01:10:04,600 See? 1093 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,280 - Heh. - This is okay? 1094 01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:12,160 It's okay with me, man. She loves it. 1095 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:15,200 ADAM: I fucking love you. 1096 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,400 No, man, I love you. 1097 01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:18,320 ADAM: You don't understand. - I love you. 1098 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:20,240 No, I fucking.... 1099 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:21,720 I fucking love you, man. 1100 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,000 KEN: I love you, man. You're such a fucking special soul. 1101 01:10:25,160 --> 01:10:26,600 ADAM: I love you. 1102 01:10:26,800 --> 01:10:28,880 KEN'S WIFE: I love you too. 1103 01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,640 [TYPING ON KEYBOARD] 1104 01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:38,720 [ADAM WHISTLES] 1105 01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:41,520 [CAR HORN HONKING] 1106 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,960 MIKE: Is she even home? 1107 01:10:48,320 --> 01:10:49,480 ADAM: Brooke! 1108 01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:55,480 MIKE: Hi. 1109 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,080 ADAM: What do you think? 1110 01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,920 BROOKE: Is it yours? 1111 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:02,320 ADAM: Is it mine? Fuck, yeah, it's mine. 1112 01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:05,000 BROOKE: It's very you. 1113 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:07,400 Come on. Let's go. We're going to celebrate. 1114 01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:08,720 Come on. 1115 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,400 - Come on. - Come on. 1116 01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:14,800 Come on. Come here. Come on. 1117 01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:17,280 - Are you calling me like a dog? MIKE: What, huh? 1118 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:19,640 - Are you calling me like a dog? ADAM: Who did that? 1119 01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:21,280 You want me to say something to him? 1120 01:11:21,480 --> 01:11:23,040 - Ha, ha. MIKE: I'll say something to him. 1121 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:26,520 - Okay, so I've seen the stripping. - Yup. 1122 01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:28,760 Tell me about being an entrepreneur. 1123 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:31,920 It's "entrepreneur" actually. It's, uh, French. 1124 01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:35,120 You know about the roofing, and I got a mobile-detailing thing. 1125 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:38,800 But the whole endgame is the custom furniture business I'm trying to start. 1126 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:43,120 Custom furniture? So you must be really good with your hands. 1127 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:46,440 - I did not say that. - Yes, I did. 1128 01:11:46,600 --> 01:11:49,600 But I'm glad you made that point. It's very insightful, actually. 1129 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:51,720 - That's a lot of stuff. - Yes, it is. 1130 01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:55,560 If you could wake up and do the one thing that would make you the happiest.... 1131 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:57,240 - The happiest? - Yeah, money aside. 1132 01:11:57,400 --> 01:12:01,960 I would wake up on the beach somewhere just making stuff every day. 1133 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:03,480 - Really? - Yeah. 1134 01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:06,240 Really? Tables and chairs, that kind of thing? 1135 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:09,360 Anything. Everything. But custom, one-of-a-kind stuff. 1136 01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,200 Not the knock-off stuff you see in people's kitchens from time to time. 1137 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:16,120 Hey. I don't have a custom furniture-maker man. 1138 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:17,720 - Well, now you do. - Okay? Heh. 1139 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,200 - So are you in business? Why aren't you? - Heh. 1140 01:12:20,360 --> 01:12:24,680 I will be as soon as the banks start making the competitive rates and loans. 1141 01:12:24,880 --> 01:12:26,560 Look, I've been saving for six years. 1142 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,640 Why do you think I'm doing all these stupid businesses... 1143 01:12:29,840 --> 01:12:34,960 ...and the stripping? I've saved about 13 grand. It's gonna happen eventually. 1144 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,720 - Wow, 13. That's a lot of ones. - Heh. 1145 01:12:38,880 --> 01:12:40,600 There were some fives in there. 1146 01:12:40,760 --> 01:12:42,080 No 20s? 1147 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,560 You don't want to know what I have to do for 20s. 1148 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:46,880 - I don't. - Let's drink these and I'll show you. 1149 01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:49,120 - BROOKE: No, that's okay, heh. MIKE: Heh. 1150 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:50,960 So, Miami, huh? 1151 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,920 Mm-hm. 1152 01:12:54,320 --> 01:12:56,320 - Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 1153 01:12:56,480 --> 01:13:00,320 I'm not trying to tell him what to do. I just don't like it. 1154 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:07,480 Did you just...? I want to clear something up. Did you just take my advice? 1155 01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,280 By not telling him what to do? No. I just don't have a choice. 1156 01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:15,720 - I think that was something I said to you. - What, you want some credit? 1157 01:13:15,880 --> 01:13:17,280 - Are we fighting? - Ha, ha. 1158 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:18,920 Is this our first fight? 1159 01:13:19,160 --> 01:13:20,280 Come on. Let's make up. 1160 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,800 - I don't like being mad at you. - Look at that face. 1161 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,160 - I really don't like being mad at you. - You guys are going to have fun in Miami. 1162 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:26,680 [CHUCKLES] 1163 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:29,000 Just try not to forget about the normal people. 1164 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:32,320 Like the people who exist in the daylight. The non-vampires. 1165 01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:34,560 - So you're not a vampire? - No, I'm not a vampire. 1166 01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:37,080 Well, this is not going to work out at all between you and I. 1167 01:13:37,280 --> 01:13:38,680 [BROOKE LAUGHS] 1168 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:42,800 - A thing for vampires, heh? - Yeah. Got a bit of a thing. 1169 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,000 You want to get something to eat sometime? 1170 01:13:45,160 --> 01:13:47,880 I don't know, just like get some food? 1171 01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:50,880 What do you mean, like a date? 1172 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,880 No. If you don't want to call it that, no. 1173 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,080 I don't know. 1174 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,840 Why? Because of what's-his-name that moved to Orlando? 1175 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,040 Paul? 1176 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:05,480 - Yeah. Paul and I are figuring things out. - Hmm. 1177 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,960 How's that going, heh? 1178 01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,560 - Are you going to weigh in on that too? - No. 1179 01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:13,840 Plus, I don't exactly sport-fuck my brother's stripper friends. 1180 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:16,080 I'm sorry, who said anything about that? 1181 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:18,880 I was just talking about talking and being friends. 1182 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,880 If you want to talk, my door is always open, Mike. 1183 01:14:22,400 --> 01:14:24,640 ADAM: Are you trying to hit on my sister? 1184 01:14:25,240 --> 01:14:29,000 MIKE: No. I'm sorry, and if I was, what the hell are you going to do about it? 1185 01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,160 Whoa, brother. 1186 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:31,320 [ADAM LAUGHS] 1187 01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:32,920 - Not me. Her. BROOKE: Heh. 1188 01:14:33,080 --> 01:14:36,200 Oh, my God. Come on, let's do one more. One more, come on. 1189 01:14:36,360 --> 01:14:39,080 Dude, I would love to, but we can't. You get Dallas' text? 1190 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:41,160 We got a sorority in like a half hour. 1191 01:14:41,600 --> 01:14:43,040 BROOKE: A sorority? 1192 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:46,000 Five hundred bones to rub our nuts... 1193 01:14:46,160 --> 01:14:49,080 - ...on some girl's chest. - Adam, I see what's happening here. 1194 01:14:49,240 --> 01:14:53,240 MIKE: I ate a Kappa just like this. I ate a Kappa. I ate a Kappa. 1195 01:14:53,440 --> 01:14:56,040 You guys are really.... Have a great time. 1196 01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,040 MIKE: Come on. We gotta stop fighting like this. 1197 01:14:58,240 --> 01:15:00,840 BROOKE: Heh. MIKE: We gotta stop fighting. 1198 01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,480 Just find your own way back. I got the keys, right? 1199 01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,680 You do not have the keys. Oh, shit, you do. 1200 01:15:05,840 --> 01:15:08,520 BROOKE: I have the keys. MIKE: She's got the keys. We got to go. 1201 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,040 [POP MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 1202 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:26,440 MIKE: Good evening. You live here? KIM: Yeah. 1203 01:15:26,640 --> 01:15:28,600 - Yeah? What's your name? - Kim. 1204 01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:31,000 Kim, can you move back for me, please? 1205 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,640 We keep getting complaints of noise and underage drinking. 1206 01:15:34,800 --> 01:15:37,880 Gentlemen? Everybody's 21 here? 1207 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:40,920 I might need to check some IDs, unfortunately. 1208 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,160 Can you accompany me in here, please? 1209 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:46,960 Ladies, everybody's 21 here? 1210 01:15:47,160 --> 01:15:48,480 - Yeah. - Yes? 1211 01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:51,160 She is definitely not 21, I'm sorry. What's your birthday? 1212 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,160 SORORITY GIRL: Uh, May 20th, 19.... 1213 01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:56,360 That's what I thought. Put your hands on the wall. Everybody sit. 1214 01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,520 We're going to be here for a while. 1215 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,200 Can you please spread your legs for me, ma'am? 1216 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:04,840 You don't have anything sharp on you that I can stick myself with, do you? 1217 01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:06,920 SORORITY GIRL: No. - Good. 1218 01:16:07,160 --> 01:16:09,080 Because I do. 1219 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:11,240 [ALL SCREAMING AND CHEERING] 1220 01:17:50,560 --> 01:17:52,280 Did you see it? 1221 01:17:57,120 --> 01:17:58,560 Hey! 1222 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:01,040 Did you give some Ecstasy to my girl? 1223 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,320 No. 1224 01:18:02,480 --> 01:18:04,800 I said, did you give some Ecstasy to my chick? 1225 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,040 Hey, fuck off. 1226 01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,640 Okay. Cool. 1227 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,800 [ALL SCREAM] 1228 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,200 [BOTH GRUNTING] 1229 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:21,280 Hey! 1230 01:18:25,480 --> 01:18:28,800 MIKE: Hey, back the fuck up. We got to go. Let's go. Adam, let's go. 1231 01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:30,800 All right, back the fuck up. 1232 01:18:34,160 --> 01:18:36,160 Let's go. Let's go. 1233 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:40,880 MIKE: Oh, what are you doing, man? What the fuck are you doing... 1234 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,080 ...giving pills to girls that you don't know? 1235 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:45,400 ADAM: Shit, dude. MIKE: You're lucky we got out of there. 1236 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:48,080 ADAM: My backpack. We have to go back. MIKE: Fuck your backpack. 1237 01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:50,680 ADAM: No, you don't understand. It has my fucking pills. 1238 01:18:50,840 --> 01:18:53,000 MIKE: Fuck your pills. You're going to have to eat it. 1239 01:18:53,160 --> 01:18:56,040 Tobias fronted me pills. Sell them off for some extra cash. 1240 01:18:56,200 --> 01:18:58,800 What the fuck are you doing taking--? Front from Tobias? 1241 01:18:58,960 --> 01:19:00,840 Why is he giving you pills? How many? 1242 01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:04,080 Heh, I don't know, man. Fucking like a hundred. 1243 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:06,440 "Like a hundred," or a hundred? That's a grand. 1244 01:19:06,600 --> 01:19:08,400 Have to pay every one of those back. 1245 01:19:08,560 --> 01:19:10,480 Fuck, dude. Fuck that. Guess what? 1246 01:19:10,640 --> 01:19:13,320 MIKE: What do you mean, "fuck that"? ADAM: I got that equity, baby. 1247 01:19:13,480 --> 01:19:16,520 ADAM: Dallas gave me that cut in Miami, whoo! 1248 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,400 I don't even fucking care about a fucking grand. Who cares? 1249 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:23,880 Fuck. Damn, that was crazy shit. 1250 01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,000 Fuck. 1251 01:19:38,000 --> 01:19:40,120 [PEOPLE IN RESTAURANT CHATTERING] 1252 01:19:44,920 --> 01:19:47,560 ADAM: You bailing on me? MIKE: Nope, not at all. 1253 01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:54,680 - Oh, my God. What are you doing here? JOANNA: Hey. 1254 01:19:54,840 --> 01:19:57,800 I thought you were out of town, like, forever. 1255 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:01,200 Yeah, I decided to stay in town. 1256 01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:03,520 - Great. What's up, man? Mike. - Ryan. 1257 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,400 MIKE: Nice to meet you, sir. - Nice to meet you. 1258 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:10,760 Uh, Ryan, um, is my fiancé. 1259 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,040 What? 1260 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,240 Are you fucking with me right now? 1261 01:20:20,400 --> 01:20:22,200 I'm gonna go hit the bathroom. 1262 01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,760 No. You guys sound like you got a lot to talk about. 1263 01:20:24,920 --> 01:20:27,320 It's time for me to go stare in the mirror anyway. 1264 01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:29,480 - Nice meeting you. See you, babe. - Yes, sir. 1265 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:31,040 JOANNA: Okay. 1266 01:20:37,480 --> 01:20:38,760 MIKE: Hmm.... 1267 01:20:38,920 --> 01:20:42,000 Okay. All right, I'm not exactly.... 1268 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:46,840 Okay. All right. 1269 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,160 It was good to see you. 1270 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,320 DALLAS: Well, lookie here what the cat dragged in. 1271 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:54,680 TOBIAS; Coño, what happened? 1272 01:20:56,200 --> 01:20:57,720 MIKE: Uh.... 1273 01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,200 It was nothing. It was fucked up. Sorry. 1274 01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:04,480 DALLAS: "It was fucked up"? "Sorry"? 1275 01:21:05,600 --> 01:21:07,160 MIKE: Mm-hm. DALLAS: That's all you got to say? 1276 01:21:07,360 --> 01:21:09,800 I don't know. You really want to discuss it? 1277 01:21:10,920 --> 01:21:13,000 I take it you didn't collect. 1278 01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,560 Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot to ask for the money... 1279 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:18,200 ...as they were throwing beer bottles at our heads. 1280 01:21:18,760 --> 01:21:20,960 It's the last thing I need for my reputation... 1281 01:21:21,160 --> 01:21:22,880 ...before we make the big move, Mike. 1282 01:21:23,080 --> 01:21:24,840 I'm sorry. Are we fucking your reputation up? 1283 01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:26,200 DALLAS: Hmm. 1284 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:31,320 The last time I checked, I think it's the Kid and I's reputation... 1285 01:21:31,480 --> 01:21:34,280 ...that's "making the big move" for you, isn't it? 1286 01:21:38,120 --> 01:21:40,040 What the fuck did you say, buddy? 1287 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:43,600 I don't know, you were standing six feet away from me. You heard me. 1288 01:21:44,720 --> 01:21:47,880 Hey, you might want to check yourself, old friend. 1289 01:21:48,720 --> 01:21:51,320 Nobody walks on water on my team. 1290 01:21:51,480 --> 01:21:53,120 Except for you, right? 1291 01:21:53,880 --> 01:21:55,680 Old friend. 1292 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:57,840 Ah. 1293 01:22:01,080 --> 01:22:02,880 What are you thinking about? 1294 01:22:03,480 --> 01:22:06,600 Biting the hand that feeds you, big dog, huh? 1295 01:22:09,000 --> 01:22:11,320 You don't fucking feed me, Dallas. 1296 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:15,880 I can walk right out that door. Right now. 1297 01:22:16,040 --> 01:22:19,000 And do a fuck of a lot better than 7.5 percent. 1298 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:21,360 I'm sorry, that used to be 10. 1299 01:22:21,560 --> 01:22:23,080 But you don't. 1300 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:28,080 You didn't. And you won't. 1301 01:22:28,240 --> 01:22:29,760 Because you can't. 1302 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,680 I can't? Okay. 1303 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:35,160 DALLAS: So you got to deal with what you got. 1304 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,920 TOBIAS: Hey, what's going on? 1305 01:22:38,080 --> 01:22:40,200 ADAM: That pack you gave me? TOBIAS: Mm. 1306 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:43,160 ADAM: It's gone. - That's great. 1307 01:22:43,320 --> 01:22:44,520 Gone. 1308 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,600 ADAM: It's "gone" gone. 1309 01:22:46,760 --> 01:22:49,600 - You lost it? - I'm sorry, man. 1310 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:52,600 Fuck sorry. You got to take care of this. 1311 01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:54,360 ADAM: We'll figure it out. It's fine. 1312 01:22:54,520 --> 01:22:56,800 No, you need to figure it out. 1313 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:58,960 ADAM: Get the fuck off me. 1314 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:03,560 Seniority don't mean shit around here, man. 1315 01:23:03,720 --> 01:23:06,920 You are worth the cash you pry out of their fucking purses. 1316 01:23:07,080 --> 01:23:09,000 You know that better than anybody. 1317 01:23:09,160 --> 01:23:12,360 You want a bigger piece? Come up with some fresher shit, man. 1318 01:23:12,520 --> 01:23:14,440 You're not getting any younger. 1319 01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,240 What the fuck are you doing? 1320 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:22,880 I need you doing the sailor routine tonight. I got four tables of Navy wives stageside. 1321 01:23:23,080 --> 01:23:26,400 - Get changed. - Oh, no. I'm taking your advice. 1322 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:30,920 Bringing you some fresher shit. Seeing as I'm getting equity and all. 1323 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,600 [ALL CHEERING] 1324 01:23:37,280 --> 01:23:39,880 [EXCISION AND DATSIK'S "CALYPSO" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1325 01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:46,840 TITO: Perfect date time. 1326 01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,200 TARZAN: Give me the astronaut thing. 1327 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:53,400 RICHIE: I met this guy.... 1328 01:24:53,640 --> 01:24:55,720 KEN: You got them going out there, Mike. 1329 01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:58,120 KEN: Good job, man. 1330 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:03,160 RICHIE: He's met just about every single Russian and American astronaut... 1331 01:25:03,400 --> 01:25:06,320 ...that's ever been in outer space, living or dead. 1332 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,400 The first man in outer space... 1333 01:25:11,240 --> 01:25:13,040 ...Russian. Yuri Gagarin. 1334 01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:14,760 TARZAN: Cosmonaut. RICHIE: He's the second one. 1335 01:25:14,920 --> 01:25:17,040 The first one died on reentry. 1336 01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,520 MIKE: We're gonna get fucked up tonight, right? 1337 01:27:07,520 --> 01:27:08,920 BROOKE: Mike. 1338 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:13,120 BROOKE: Mike, hello. 1339 01:27:13,440 --> 01:27:15,000 [BANGING ON DOOR] 1340 01:27:16,160 --> 01:27:17,520 BROOKE: Open up. 1341 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:27,040 BROOKE: Mike. - All right. Hold on. 1342 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,520 - Hey. - Hey. 1343 01:27:34,680 --> 01:27:36,160 You have fun last night? 1344 01:27:36,320 --> 01:27:38,440 - What? - Did you have fun last night? 1345 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,160 Yeah, uh, what's up? 1346 01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:41,920 Is Adam here? 1347 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:46,320 He left me weird-sounding voice messages, sounded fucked up. 1348 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,000 And now I can't reach him. 1349 01:27:48,160 --> 01:27:50,400 - Yeah, he's in here. - Okay. Cool. 1350 01:27:54,920 --> 01:27:56,440 BROOKE: Where is he? 1351 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,440 MIKE: Uh, he should be upstairs. 1352 01:27:58,640 --> 01:28:03,760 He's with somebody, though, so, you know, I'd call out. 1353 01:28:03,920 --> 01:28:05,080 Kid. 1354 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:09,520 Adam? 1355 01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:11,080 Adam. Adam. 1356 01:28:11,280 --> 01:28:12,480 MIKE: Fuck. BROOKE: Adam. 1357 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:13,960 MIKE: Hey. Come here. 1358 01:28:14,160 --> 01:28:15,160 [ADAM GASPS] 1359 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:16,840 MIKE: Stop. He's fine, he's breathing. 1360 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:19,480 Oh, my God, Adam. What the fuck did he take? 1361 01:28:19,640 --> 01:28:21,840 Uh, probably just some G. Open your eyes, dude. 1362 01:28:22,040 --> 01:28:24,760 - What the fuck did you do to my brother? MIKE: Relax. Yo, Brooke. 1363 01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,560 He's breathing. He's fine. 1364 01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:30,640 Get the fuck off me, Mike. I'll fucking kill you. I will fucking kill you. 1365 01:28:30,840 --> 01:28:32,680 - He's going to be fine, heh. - He's not okay. 1366 01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,560 - Calm down. - No, shut up. Shut up! 1367 01:28:34,760 --> 01:28:37,280 Shut up. I see you, Mike. I fucking see you. 1368 01:28:37,440 --> 01:28:41,400 You think you have your shit all figured out, but I fucking see you. 1369 01:28:41,600 --> 01:28:44,680 You just need to relax. You're acting fucking crazy. And I get it. 1370 01:28:44,840 --> 01:28:47,800 You are a bullshit, 30-year-old male stripper. 1371 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,880 - Okay. How about just get the fuck out? - No problem. 1372 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:55,640 Done. Adam, wake the fuck up. Adam, please. 1373 01:28:55,800 --> 01:28:58,840 [WHIMPERING] Adam, let's go. Come on, Adam. 1374 01:28:59,080 --> 01:29:00,840 BROOKE: Adam. God. 1375 01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:03,240 Adam. Wake up. Adam, we have to go. 1376 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,120 - Stop. - No, Mike, this is my brother. 1377 01:29:05,280 --> 01:29:08,560 Brooke, let me please carry him out. Stop. 1378 01:29:09,480 --> 01:29:11,480 [SOBBING] 1379 01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,000 I can't do this anymore, Adam. 1380 01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,440 You hear me? 1381 01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:32,400 TOBIAS: Come on, let's go. 1382 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:35,080 You guys need to stop already. 1383 01:30:38,080 --> 01:30:39,400 MIKE: Motherfucker. 1384 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:42,440 [ALL GRUNTING] 1385 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:44,560 TOBIAS: Mike? Get off of him. Hey. 1386 01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:45,800 Hey! 1387 01:30:46,160 --> 01:30:47,760 [ALL GRUNTING] 1388 01:30:49,080 --> 01:30:50,560 MIKE: Fuck off. TOBIAS: I'm so sorry, primo. 1389 01:30:50,720 --> 01:30:51,760 Sorry? Fuck you, man. 1390 01:30:51,920 --> 01:30:53,840 What are you doing breaking into my house? 1391 01:30:54,000 --> 01:30:55,720 TOBIAS: I tried calling your cell, man. 1392 01:30:55,880 --> 01:30:58,520 My cell? Fuck my cell. What are you fucking doing, man? 1393 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:01,640 I told them not to break shit, but they don't work for me. 1394 01:31:01,800 --> 01:31:03,640 That did a good job, didn't it? 1395 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:07,280 TOBIAS: Look, man, I'm sorry. We're looking for the Kid, okay? 1396 01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:08,720 Uh, so you brought them here? 1397 01:31:08,920 --> 01:31:11,880 - What are you looking for him for? - He's late on his front. 1398 01:31:12,040 --> 01:31:13,960 And as you can see, he was due today. 1399 01:31:14,200 --> 01:31:18,040 It's 100 pills. That's 1000 bucks. I think he's good for that, don't you? 1400 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:21,440 No, no, no. Is that what he told you? A hundred? 1401 01:31:21,640 --> 01:31:24,720 We went in on a whole pack, hombre. A whole pack. 1402 01:31:26,840 --> 01:31:29,280 - What's his half? - Ten grand. 1403 01:31:30,880 --> 01:31:33,280 MIKE: What? TOBIAS: Ten grand. 1404 01:31:33,760 --> 01:31:37,600 I don't know if he lost it, or if he's just being a fucking kid. 1405 01:31:37,760 --> 01:31:40,520 Either way, it doesn't matter anymore. Okay? 1406 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,720 Look, you got to-- 1407 01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:45,800 What am I--? 1408 01:31:46,720 --> 01:31:49,320 I don't know, I can maybe sign over the van... 1409 01:31:49,480 --> 01:31:51,640 ...until he can figure out something out. 1410 01:31:52,320 --> 01:31:53,640 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1411 01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:59,240 Come on, primo. The guys I'm rolling with, they ain't about fucking paperwork, man. 1412 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:07,040 TOBIAS: If you want, I can talk to my guys and we can try to get him another day. 1413 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:09,720 And what the fuck would that do? He doesn't have it. 1414 01:32:09,880 --> 01:32:12,760 Hey, look-- I just hate to see you doing this. 1415 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,120 MIKE: Just don't give him any more shit to sell. 1416 01:32:15,320 --> 01:32:17,880 No, that's fine. He's starting to act like a real punk. 1417 01:32:18,040 --> 01:32:21,320 - One of us should talk to him. - Well, you've done enough, haven't you? 1418 01:32:21,480 --> 01:32:22,760 I'll talk to him. It's fine. 1419 01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:25,920 [GATE OPENING THEN CLOSING] 1420 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:38,600 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 1421 01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,320 [MIKE SIGHS] 1422 01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:55,000 Hey. 1423 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:57,400 Um.... 1424 01:32:57,560 --> 01:32:59,360 I'm looking for Adam. He's not picking up his phone. 1425 01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:02,120 - Is he all right? - Yeah, he's okay. 1426 01:33:02,320 --> 01:33:04,880 I mean, he doesn't live here anymore. 1427 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,160 MIKE: Where is he? 1428 01:33:07,800 --> 01:33:10,280 I'm not sure. I think he's with Nora. 1429 01:33:14,920 --> 01:33:19,120 Okay, cool. Just, uh, let him know that I'm looking for him if you see him. 1430 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:23,720 Ha, this is so much bullshit. 1431 01:33:23,880 --> 01:33:25,080 You know that, right? 1432 01:33:25,240 --> 01:33:28,840 This is really how we're going to end this? Are you fucking serious? 1433 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:34,800 - I said everything I needed to say. - You had a lot to say yesterday. 1434 01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:37,880 You don't have anything else to say? You want to add onto that? 1435 01:33:38,040 --> 01:33:40,480 You damn sure didn't let me talk, so let me talk now. 1436 01:33:40,640 --> 01:33:42,280 I'm sorry that I fucked it up. 1437 01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:45,680 I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to fuck it up. I promised... 1438 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:49,280 ...that I would take care of him, and I didn't, and I'm sorry about that. 1439 01:33:49,440 --> 01:33:51,240 You're the last person that I-- 1440 01:33:53,760 --> 01:33:56,000 Yeah, I believe you... 1441 01:33:56,160 --> 01:33:58,600 ...and I know you're basically a good person. 1442 01:33:58,760 --> 01:34:00,840 Adam was... 1443 01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:05,560 ...going to do whatever Adam wanted to do. 1444 01:34:07,520 --> 01:34:09,320 I just can't be around your lifestyle. 1445 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,120 You can't be around my--? I'm not my lifestyle. 1446 01:34:15,360 --> 01:34:18,480 That's who you think--? That isn't fucking-- 1447 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:22,440 I'm not-- Am I Magic, uh--? 1448 01:34:22,600 --> 01:34:24,640 Am I Magic Mike right now talking to you? 1449 01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:30,360 I'm not my goddamn job. That's not who-- 1450 01:34:30,520 --> 01:34:34,520 That's not what I do. That's not me. It is what I do, but it's not who I am. 1451 01:34:34,680 --> 01:34:36,440 I'm not just-- 1452 01:34:37,800 --> 01:34:39,360 That's why I want to go to Miami. 1453 01:34:39,520 --> 01:34:42,040 I don't want to fucking be some 40-year-old stripper. 1454 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,320 I want to own something. I want to actually-- 1455 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:52,000 I've been trying to, this whole time-- 1456 01:34:57,000 --> 01:34:59,480 So you don't believe anything that I've said to you? 1457 01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:01,840 You don't-- Right now. Nothing. I'm just-- 1458 01:35:02,080 --> 01:35:03,440 You don't believe any of it? 1459 01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:07,240 Mike, I think the question is, do you believe it? 1460 01:35:10,000 --> 01:35:14,320 I just think that Miami is going to be a bigger, badder version of this. 1461 01:35:14,480 --> 01:35:16,520 But good luck to you. 1462 01:35:18,040 --> 01:35:20,040 If you believe it, good luck to you. 1463 01:35:20,600 --> 01:35:22,200 And Adam too. 1464 01:35:22,600 --> 01:35:24,560 But I'm going to be here. 1465 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:45,480 Hey. 1466 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:47,800 I, uh.... 1467 01:35:48,480 --> 01:35:51,400 I want to say thank you about the money. 1468 01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,480 I know how much that shit meant to you... 1469 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:57,360 ...especially because of that furniture crap you wanted to do. 1470 01:35:57,520 --> 01:35:58,840 [ADAM CHUCKLES] 1471 01:36:00,240 --> 01:36:01,560 I, uh.... 1472 01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,400 I'm gonna pay you back every last cent. I want you to know that. 1473 01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:11,240 All right. 1474 01:36:11,400 --> 01:36:15,400 Man, we're gonna look back in 20 years. You're gonna be dead, probably... 1475 01:36:15,600 --> 01:36:20,520 ...but I can look back in 20 years and look at the shit that we've done together, man. 1476 01:36:20,680 --> 01:36:24,560 Fuck. Look where I was three months ago. 1477 01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:26,840 Three months ago. 1478 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,040 Look at where I am now. 1479 01:36:30,960 --> 01:36:32,840 I can't thank you enough. 1480 01:36:33,080 --> 01:36:35,680 Fuck, man. I was nowhere. 1481 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:38,640 I have money. 1482 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:41,120 I can fuck who I want to fuck. 1483 01:36:41,440 --> 01:36:44,360 I have freedom, thanks to you. 1484 01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:48,280 And I'm having a fucking ball. 1485 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:53,960 And we're going to have a fucking ball in Miami, man. 1486 01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:57,040 So can you smile? Can you look at me? 1487 01:36:59,280 --> 01:37:01,080 I only have one thing to say. 1488 01:37:01,240 --> 01:37:03,800 And that is: To my best friend. 1489 01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:11,560 A guy who has given me more in this lifetime than I could ever ask for. 1490 01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:15,800 And to bright futures. 1491 01:37:18,120 --> 01:37:20,160 DALLAS [SINGING]: Ladies of Tampa 1492 01:37:22,720 --> 01:37:24,120 [CROWD WHOOPS] 1493 01:37:24,280 --> 01:37:29,120 The first time that you ever walked into my life 1494 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:35,920 In oh many ways you all became my wife 1495 01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,200 [CROWD CHEERING] 1496 01:37:37,360 --> 01:37:39,720 Ladies, yeah, I'm talkin' to you 1497 01:37:39,880 --> 01:37:41,840 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 1498 01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:45,680 Ladies of Tampa 1499 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:51,240 Even though we gotta go 1500 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:54,600 There's one thing you gotta know 1501 01:37:55,560 --> 01:38:01,000 Ain't no matter How much you love me for sure 1502 01:38:01,200 --> 01:38:04,120 Ooh, ooh, ooh 1503 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:06,120 I'll always love you more 1504 01:38:06,280 --> 01:38:08,560 [CROWD CHEERING] 1505 01:38:08,720 --> 01:38:11,840 I'll always love you more than you know 1506 01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:16,040 You got me tied to a chain I'm just a slave to your soul 1507 01:38:16,200 --> 01:38:21,480 And there ain't nothin' I can do about it That's fo' sho 1508 01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:24,400 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 1509 01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:27,640 Ladies of Tampa 1510 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:32,840 [KISS'S "CALLING DR. LOVE" PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 1511 01:39:09,200 --> 01:39:11,040 DICK: I could be a friend to you. TARZAN: Ha, ha. 1512 01:39:11,280 --> 01:39:12,720 What about romance? 1513 01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:15,800 TITO: Hit them with the long arm of love, baby. 1514 01:39:16,120 --> 01:39:18,920 DICK: My good friend, Andy. TITO: Ha, ha. 1515 01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:21,040 TARZAN: I'm just saying you always put up a fight. 1516 01:39:21,240 --> 01:39:24,800 TITO: I know what we could do: Anaconda Part 3. 1517 01:39:25,200 --> 01:39:26,640 ADAM: Hey, uh, what about--? 1518 01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:29,840 [CHEERING CONTINUES] 1519 01:41:02,240 --> 01:41:03,400 DALLAS: Whoo! 1520 01:41:03,560 --> 01:41:04,640 TITO: Yeah. - Motherfucker. 1521 01:41:04,800 --> 01:41:06,960 Dallas be riding again. 1522 01:41:07,120 --> 01:41:09,400 Whoo! It's a fucking revival. 1523 01:41:09,760 --> 01:41:11,360 Huh! 1524 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,520 Hot damn. It feels good to be back on that fucking horse again. 1525 01:41:14,680 --> 01:41:18,040 TITO: That was the old stuff. - Oh, shit. 1526 01:41:18,200 --> 01:41:19,600 TITO: Still got it. 1527 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:21,960 Y'all ready to rock a little and fucking rein them in? 1528 01:41:22,120 --> 01:41:23,920 ALL: Yeah. 1529 01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:25,160 DALLAS: Yeah. 1530 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:26,400 Where's Mike? 1531 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:27,960 He's gone. 1532 01:41:28,160 --> 01:41:29,200 DALLAS: Mikey? 1533 01:41:29,360 --> 01:41:32,080 TITO: He went back to take a piss. He should be back any second. 1534 01:41:32,240 --> 01:41:33,520 Mikey's gone. 1535 01:41:33,680 --> 01:41:35,400 DALLAS: What do you mean, he's gone? 1536 01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:39,640 I thought he was going to go take a piss and he went out the back door. 1537 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,920 TITO: Hey, Mike, yo. 1538 01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:45,080 TITO: Let's go, we're up. 1539 01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:50,840 He's coming back, man. 1540 01:41:53,240 --> 01:41:55,720 All right, come here. 1541 01:41:59,720 --> 01:42:01,560 You ready to be the man? 1542 01:42:02,440 --> 01:42:05,520 - Are you ready to be the man? - Yes, I'm ready. 1543 01:42:06,600 --> 01:42:08,720 - I've been waiting for this for a long time. - It's all yours. Come here. 1544 01:42:08,880 --> 01:42:09,920 [DALLAS GRUNTS] 1545 01:42:10,120 --> 01:42:12,600 Start right fucking now. Let's make it fucking count. 1546 01:42:12,760 --> 01:42:15,600 All the way. Let's go. Kid's in, Mike's out. 1547 01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:20,440 Let's bring this motherfucker down all the way to Miami. Let's go. Hey. 1548 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:24,080 DALLAS: All right, ladies. So we know we made fire. 1549 01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,880 We know we got fire, now we got to make it rain. 1550 01:42:27,040 --> 01:42:30,680 Can you make it rain, ladies? Can you make it rain? 1551 01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:33,880 Let's give it up for the last time on this stage. 1552 01:42:34,040 --> 01:42:39,640 The one, the only, your very own, the Cock-rocking Kings of Tampa. 1553 01:42:39,800 --> 01:42:41,800 [CROWD CHEERING] 1554 01:42:54,840 --> 01:42:55,960 BROOKE: Hey. 1555 01:42:56,440 --> 01:42:58,360 What are you doing here? 1556 01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:01,680 MIKE: Um.... 1557 01:43:02,880 --> 01:43:04,880 Aren't you supposed to be at the show? 1558 01:43:09,120 --> 01:43:11,120 Can I, uh, um...? 1559 01:43:12,120 --> 01:43:14,360 I just need to talk. 1560 01:43:20,120 --> 01:43:21,480 Yeah, okay. 1561 01:43:22,120 --> 01:43:23,480 Come on in. 1562 01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:25,560 [CLEARS THROAT] 1563 01:43:45,600 --> 01:43:47,560 MIKE: Um.... 1564 01:43:49,880 --> 01:43:51,480 I, uh-- I just came by to-- 1565 01:43:51,680 --> 01:43:53,760 Look, before you say anything... 1566 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,600 ...I just need you to know that... 1567 01:43:55,760 --> 01:44:00,120 ...when you came by this morning, Adam hadn't told me what you did for him. 1568 01:44:00,280 --> 01:44:02,720 And that was really a lot of money. 1569 01:44:02,880 --> 01:44:06,320 - You did not have to do that. - I didn't do it for him. 1570 01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:10,560 Look, that's not even why I came by. I just-- 1571 01:44:11,800 --> 01:44:15,440 Ah, um, look, I'm not going to Miami. 1572 01:44:16,880 --> 01:44:21,280 - Really? - Yeah. I think you're right. I'm done. 1573 01:44:23,560 --> 01:44:25,200 Wow. 1574 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:28,160 What are you gonna do? 1575 01:44:31,200 --> 01:44:34,680 Heh, I don't know. I guess I need a new plan. 1576 01:44:40,240 --> 01:44:43,320 Do you want to get some food and talk about it? 1577 01:44:48,680 --> 01:44:50,920 What, like a date? 1578 01:44:52,800 --> 01:44:54,520 Well.... 1579 01:44:55,360 --> 01:44:57,760 What would Tall Paul say, huh? 1580 01:44:58,440 --> 01:45:03,800 Tall Paul can't say anything anymore. I broke up with him. 1581 01:45:06,120 --> 01:45:07,800 He didn't like breakfast food? 1582 01:45:10,120 --> 01:45:11,720 Not as much as I do. 1583 01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:17,440 This is a good thing. In that case, I would love to get some breakfast. 1584 01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:18,840 Okay. 1585 01:45:19,720 --> 01:45:21,240 Let's go get something to eat. 1586 01:45:21,400 --> 01:45:26,320 The thing is I only go to one place. It's my favorite place. 1587 01:45:26,520 --> 01:45:29,480 They have the best omelets. They know my order. I walk in... 1588 01:45:29,640 --> 01:45:32,480 ...the food's basically on the table. They'd help you out too. 1589 01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:35,520 Get some waffles for you, pancakes, whatever you want. 1590 01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:38,320 I love waffles. Let's go there. 1591 01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:41,840 The problem is it doesn't open until 6 a.m. 1592 01:45:48,480 --> 01:45:50,480 That's like seven hours from now. 1593 01:45:52,400 --> 01:45:53,760 Mm-hm. 1594 01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:56,120 Yeah. 1595 01:45:59,160 --> 01:46:01,240 What could we do with seven hours?