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[CARSON] I ALWAYS THOUGHT
DEATH WOULD BE DIFFERENT.
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I EXPECTED A
GREAT WAVE OF REALIZATION
TO SWEEP OVER ME.
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SUDDENLY, THE MEANING OF LIFE
WOULD BE ANSWERED ALONG WITH
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EVERY OTHER QUESTION
I EVER HAD.
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BUT THERE WAS
NOTHING TO REALIZE.
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- I WAS DEAD.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
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- WHAT?!
- ARE YOU SHERYL PHILLIPS?
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WHAT, DID I FORGET TO PUT MY
TRASH BINS AWAY OR SOMETHING?
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NO, MA'AM.
YOUR SON HAS DIED.
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HIS BODY WAS FOUND
IN THE SCHOOL PARKING LOT
THIS MORNING.
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[STUDENT REPORTER]
A FEW DAYS AGO,
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RIGHT HERE WHERE I'M STANDING,
CLOVER HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR
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CARSON PHILLIPS
LOST HIS LIFE WHEN HE WAS
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
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A SERVICE
WILL BE HELD THIS SUNDAY
AT CLOVER COMMUNITY CHAPEL.
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HE WILL BE MISSED.
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♪ IT'S SO HARD
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♪ TO SAY GOODBYE
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♪ TO YESTERDAY
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AND...MY FUNERAL SUCKS.
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GOODBYE, CARSON.
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YOU'VE SEEN MY END.
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BUT WHERE DO I BEGIN?
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I REMEMBER WHEN
I REALIZED I WAS DIFFERENT
FROM EVERYONE ELSE.
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MY NAME IS CARSON.
MY MOM SAYS I WAS NAMED CARSON
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BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WAS ON TV
WHEN I WAS CONCEIVED.
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WHEN SOMETHING
TAKES AWAY SOMETHING ELSE,
WHAT DO WE CALL THAT?
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- NOT ADDITION, BUT...
- HOMICIDE.
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I WAS ADVANCED AT A YOUNG AGE.
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MOST OF THE FOUNDING FATHERS
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WERE CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALS
AND SLAVE OWNERS.
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MY REPORTS WERE ALWAYS
MORE THOROUGH THAN MY PEERS.
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I'M SERIOUS.
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I REMEMBER WHEN I DISCOVERED
THE POWER OF WORDS
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AND HOW EASY IT WAS
TO ESCAPE INTO A WORLD
OF MY OWN BY USING THEM.
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[NEAL]
IT WAS A PLEASANT ENVIRONMENT.
THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND, TOO.
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YOU'RE ALREADY.
AT LEAST LEAVE ME ONE BEER.
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CARSON, THIS IS
THE LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER
SEE YOUR GRANDFATHER!
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- I KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!
- STOP FIGHTING ME!
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STAND UP.
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- BOO!
- AHH!
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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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IT WAS LAME.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
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THE KID'S A PUSS.
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I REMEMBER THE DAY
GRANDMA CAME TO LIVE WITH US.
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GRANDMA!
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[NEAL]
IT'S THE FIFTH TIME
YOU FOUND HER
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WONDERING AROUND TOWN.
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OH, MOM.
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AND NOW
SHE'S IN THE LINEN CLOSET.
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YOUR BEDROOM IS THE NEXT DOOR.
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AND THE DAY
THAT GRANDMA GOT SICK.
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- I WROTE YOU A STORY, GRANDMA.
- OH, LET'S SEE.
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"ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A BOY."
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WELL, IT COULD USE
A LITTLE DEVELOPMENT,
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BUT IT'S A GREAT BEGINNING.
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THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD
REMEMBERS THE NIGHT
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THAT DAD LEFT.
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WE JUST STARTED
GOING BACK TO COUNSELING.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO THIS.
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YEAH, WELL, I'M LEAVING.
I CAN'T TAKE THIS.
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- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!
- ANYWHERE BUT HERE.
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- THAT'S MINE!
- THAT IS NOT YOURS.
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I...THANK YOU.
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YOU CAN'T COME BACK!
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NO!
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I HATE YOU!
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[SOBBING]
I HATE YOU!
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SCREW IT.
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IF ANYONE ASKS,
WE'RE JEWISH.
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IT'S BEEN ME AND MOM
EVER SINCE.
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MOM, WAKE UP.
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YOU PASSED OUT AGAIN.
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- WAKE UP, MOM.
- OH, JESUS!
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CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU SURVIVED THE NIGHT.
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OH, JESUS.
IF YOU WERE DESCENT,
YOU WOULD JUST LET ME SLEEP.
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IF I WAS DESCENT,
I'D JUST PUT YOU TO SLEEP.
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MY GOD.
MY HEAD.
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YOU KNOW, THE MORNING
ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HURT.
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I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO GET UP?
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HERE.
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ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DRINKING
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WITH ALL THOSE PILLS
DR. DIEHLER'S GIVING YOU?
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DR. WHEELER. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
LEAVE THAT TO THE PROFESSIONALS?
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CAN I HAVE MY OTHER GLASS
BACK, PLEASE?
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IT'S IN THE SINK.
GET IT YOURSELF.
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YOU KNOW, YOU MAKE ME WISH I'D
HAD THAT ABORTION IN THE '90s.
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- THAT MAKES TWO OF US.
- GO TO SCHOOL ALREADY!
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GO! GO! GO!
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AND IF I AM STILL SLEEPING
WHEN YOU GET HOME,
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DON'T YOU DARE PUT MY HAND
IN A BOWL OF WATER AGAIN.
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- [LAUGHS]
- SHUT UP.
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BYE. LOVE YOU, TOO.
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WOULD YOU BRING ME
MY PILLOW BACK?!
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CLOSE THE SHADES.
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- [DOOR CLOSES]
- I HATE YOU.
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HIGH SCHOOL.
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SOCIETY'S BRIGHT IDEA
TO PUT ALL THEIR AGGRESSIVE,
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SELF RIGHTEOUS,
PUBESCENT, NAIVE YOUTH
INTO ONE ENVIRONMENT
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TO TORMENT
AND EMOTIONALLY SCAR
EACH OTHER FOR LIFE.
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CATTLE, CATTLE,
CATTLE, CATTLE!
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SHAKESPEARE ONCE WROTE
THAT LIFE IS BUT A DREAM.
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AND THAT'S EXACTLY
HOW I LIVED MY LIFE,
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FROM ONE DREAM TO THE NEXT.
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HATING EVERY
UPDATE OF REALITY.
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WELL, THE "I" STANDS FOR
AN IMAGINARY NUMBER.
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OKAY, HOLD UP.
THERE ARE IMAGINARY
NUMBERS NOW?
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ARE THERE
UNICORNS THE NEXT LESSON?
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE
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TEACH ME SOMETHING USEFUL,
LIKE HOW TO BALANCE A CHECKBOOK?
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
WHY DID I GET A "C" ON THIS?
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- THIS IS A GREAT PAPER.
- THE ASSIGNMENT WAS TO PICK
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EITHER EVOLUTION OR CREATIONISM
AND PROVIDE BACKGROUND EVIDENCE
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AS TO WHY
YOU BELIEVE THAT THEORY.
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I KNOW.
I PICKED EVOLUTION.
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I SAID THAT IT'S
OBVIOUS CREATURES CAN ADAPT
TO THEIR ENVIRONMENTS
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BECAUSE I NO LONGER
HAVE THE URGE TO THROW THINGS
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AT STUDENTS
WHO BELIEVE IN CREATIONISM.
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RIGHT?
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RIGHT?
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I BELIEVE IN CREATIONISM.
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EXHIBIT "A."
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WELCOME TO CAREER DAY
HERE AT THE COUNSELING CENTER.
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RIGHT, I'M SURE
YOU SAW OUR FLIER.
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AND YOU KNOW,
WE'RE HERE TO JUST SORT OF
HELP YOU KIDDOS
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ESTABLISH YOUR
FUTURE CAREER OPTIONS,
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO...
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I KNOW THE EXACT CAREER
THAT I WANT.
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OKAY.
WHAT IS IT, MUNCHKIN?
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I WANT TO BE THE EDITOR
OF THE NEW YORKER
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AND THE YOUNGEST
FREELANCE JOURNALIST
TO BE PUBLISHED
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IN THE NEW YORK TIMES,
LA TIMES, BOSTON HERALD,
AND THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE.
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YOU HAVE HAD SOME TIME
TO THINK ABOUT THIS THEN, HUH?
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- EVERY DAY SINCE I WAS EIGHT.
- OKAY. WELL...
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WHAT ABOUT COLLEGE?
I CAN HELP YOU DECIDE
WHAT COLLEGE TO GO TO.
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UH, NO. I'VE GOT
TO GET INTO NORTHWESTERN.
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ALL RIGHT.
WHERE IS THAT EXACTLY?
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- ILLINOIS.
- NEVER HEARD OF IT.
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I'VE PUT 17 GOOD YEARS
INTO THIS TOWN, OKAY?
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PEOPLE SPEND LESS TIME
IN PRISON FOR MURDER SENTENCES.
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- IS THAT TRUE?
- YES. YES, LOOK IT UP.
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I'VE BEEN THE PRESIDENT
OF THE WRITERS' CLUB
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AND THE EDITOR OF THE NEWSPAPER
SINCE SOPHOMORE YEAR
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JUST TO BETTER MY CHANCES
OF GETTING INTO THAT SCHOOL.
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THAT IS SO SMART.
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- WOW.
- IT'S BEEN CHALLENGING.
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SO I'VE ALREADY APPLIED
AND I MEET ALL THE REQUIREMENTS.
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I JUST HAVEN'T
HEARD BACK FROM THEM.
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SO I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU UM,
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MAYBE FOUND OUT WHY.
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OKAY. AND THAT IS
SOMETHING THAT I WOULD DO?
I WOULD CALL THEM?
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- YES.
- OKAY.
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I WILL DO ANYTHING
TO GET INTO THAT SCHOOL.
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- I MEAN ANYTHING.
- I'M ON IT.
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BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE,
HOW 'BOUT YOU JUST FILL OUT THIS
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CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE
APPLICATION.
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'CAUSE WITH EVERY APPLICATION,
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I GET A POINT
TOWARDS A JUICE CUP.
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AHEM. DO YOU JUICE?
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BECAUSE IT'S REALLY
CHANGED HOW I FEEL.
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LAST WEEK'S EDITION OF
THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE
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WAS YET
ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT.
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WE DID HAVE NEW MATERIAL
FOR EACH OF THE SECTIONS,
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BUT ONCE AGAIN,
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IT WAS ALL WRITTEN BY ME.
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NOW THIS,
THIS HAS TO STOP.
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THIS IS NOT THE
CARSON PHILLIPS CHRONICLE.
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ALL RIGHT? IT'S THE
CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE.
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CARSON PHILLIPS.
CLOVER HIGH.
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HOPEFULLY,
THIS WEEK WILL BE DIFFERENT.
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DWAYNE! DO YOU HAVE
THAT MOVIE REVIEW READY
FOR MANSLAUGHTER 3 YET?
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- YES.
- YEAH?
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- NO.
- NO.
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I WENT,
BUT I PASSED OUT.
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YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
IT WAS GONNA BE IN 3D.
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- IT WASN'T.
- WHOA.
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VICKI. DO YOU HAVE
YOUR WEATHER REPORT READY?
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- WHAT?
- YOUR WEATHER REPORT.
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YEAH, IT'S CLOUDY.
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OKAY. THANK YOU, VICKI.
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PROGRESS, RIGHT?
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AND UH, EMILIO,
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DO YOU HAVE A SECTION
YOU'D LIKE TO TACKLE THIS WEEK?
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UH...I LOVE AMERICA.
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OKAY. GREAT.
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I LOVE THE APHORISM.
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WE'LL CREATE
A PATRIOTIC SECTION
JUST FOR YOU.
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NOW.
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MOVING ONTO CREATIVE WRITING.
DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY
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- SHORT STORIES OR--
- YES, I DID WRITE
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- A SHORT STORY.
- FANTASTIC. LET'S HEAR IT.
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UM...
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THIS IS WRITTEN BY MALERIE.
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"IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES.
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"IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES.
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IT WAS THE AGE OF WISDOM."
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MALERIE.
YOU DIDN'T WRITE THAT.
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YEAH,
IT'S IN MY HANDWRITING.
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BUT UM...
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IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME THEN...
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- [PERIOD BELL RINGS]
- PLEASE COME BACK TOMORROW
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WITH SOMETHING, WITH ANYTHING.
AND DON'T FORGET THAT THERE'S
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A WRITERS' CLUB MEETING
IN CASE ANY OF YOU
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CHANGE YOUR MIND
ABOUT WANTING TO JOIN.
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OR CHANGE YOUR PERSONALITIES.
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THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING
TO DO IN CLOVER...
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BESIDES JAMBA JUICE
AND COW TIPPING.
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THERE'S NO "H" IN SUCK!
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SO TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES,
WE ALL BECAME
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DIEHARD CLUB MEMBERS.
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WE HAD THE CHEERLEADERS.
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- SHE SMELLS LIKE GLUTEN.
- [LAUGHTER]
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YEARBOOK CLUB LED BY
THE HUMAN MOSQUITO KNOWN AS
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- REMY BAKER.
- NO!
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I DON'T WANT ANY FATTIES ON
THE BACK TO SCHOOL NIGHT PAGE!
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I DON'T WANT TO EXPOSE
MY GRANDCHILDREN TO A BUNCH OF
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OBESE SOPHOMORES...
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BY BODY IS SACRED.
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THE CELIBACY CLUB.
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IT'S TIME THAT WE'RE TREATED
LIKE THE TREASURES THAT WE ARE.
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AND, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT!
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THERE WAS THE DRAMA CLUB.
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ALWAYS WRITTEN, DIRECTED,
AND PRODUCED BY SCOTT THOMAS.
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OKAY. I'VE BEEN
GIVING THIS A LOT OF THOUGHT.
MERYL STREEP AS MAMA ROSE.
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- THOUGHTS? THOUGHTS?
- YEAH, IT'S DONE.
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HUGS. HUGS.
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[SIGHS]
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AND THEN THE ATHLETES.
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BOYS,
CAN YOU FREEZE FIRE?
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HOT STUFF,
CAN YOU FREEZE FIRE?
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YES.
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WELL, UM...
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00:11:07,601 --> 00:11:10,602
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE
THE LAST AIRBENDER?
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00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,437
NO. I SLEEP WITH GIRLS.
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OH. UM,
WELL, YOU KNOW...
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IN CERTAIN DIMENSIONS,
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YES.
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00:11:20,615 --> 00:11:25,451
YOU JUST
COMPLETELY BLEW MY MIND.
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00:11:25,453 --> 00:11:29,623
CAN I GET A CLOSE-UP
OF YOUR BICEP?
237
00:11:29,625 --> 00:11:32,659
AND OF COURSE,
WORSE THAN DETENTION,
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THE WRITERS' CLUB.
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HI, MALERIE.
240
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I WROTE ANOTHER
SHORT STORY FOR THE CHRONICLE.
241
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:53,714
GREAT.
LET'S HEAR IT.
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00:11:53,716 --> 00:11:55,383
IT'S UM...
243
00:11:55,385 --> 00:11:57,653
THIS ONE,
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
244
00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:59,655
IT'S PROBABLY MY BEST ONE.
245
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[SIGHS]
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CALL ME ISHMAEL.
SOME YEARS AGO,
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NEVER MIND
HOW LONG PRECISELY--
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MALERIE.
DID YOU REALLY WRITE THIS?
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NO.
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00:12:16,441 --> 00:12:18,675
YOU SAW RIGHT THROUGH ME.
251
00:12:18,677 --> 00:12:20,343
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
252
00:12:20,345 --> 00:12:22,312
I'M A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT.
253
00:12:22,314 --> 00:12:24,847
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
I MEAN, WRITING TAKES TIME.
254
00:12:24,849 --> 00:12:28,852
YOUR OWN WORDS WOULD HELP, TOO.
255
00:12:28,854 --> 00:12:31,422
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF
ANY IDEAS MYSELF.
256
00:12:31,424 --> 00:12:33,857
LIKE,
I HAVE NO IMAGINATION.
257
00:12:33,859 --> 00:12:37,361
ALL GOD BLESSED ME WITH
WAS THIS FLAWLESS COMPLEXION
258
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AND REALLY GOOD
TABLE TENNIS SKILLS.
259
00:12:39,466 --> 00:12:41,900
I'M LIKE, ASIAN GOOD.
260
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HOW DO YOU DO IT?
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I...
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00:12:45,906 --> 00:12:49,241
UH, WELL, I DON'T...
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00:12:49,243 --> 00:12:52,544
DON'T TRY TO FIND THE IDEAS.
264
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LET THE IDEAS FIND YOU.
265
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:57,650
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST
AMAZING EXPERIENCES.
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00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,720
YOU KNOW, FINDING SOMETHING
TO WRITE ABOUT OR UH...
267
00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:03,456
REALIZING SOMETHING
FOR THE FIRST TIME.
268
00:13:03,458 --> 00:13:05,491
IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE
269
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AND THEN IT JUST HITS YOU
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00:13:07,262 --> 00:13:09,429
AND IT'S ALL
YOU CAN THINK ABOUT
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AND IT GOES THROUGH YOUR BODY,
272
00:13:11,467 --> 00:13:13,533
AND IT TRIES TO ESCAPE AND, AND
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00:13:13,535 --> 00:13:16,436
BE EXPRESSED
IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
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00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:20,907
I MEAN, IT'S UH...
275
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- IT'S A LOT LIKE UM...
- LIGHTNING.
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YEAH, YEAH.
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EXACTLY.
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YEAH, EXACTLY.
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YEAH.
WELL, DON'T WORRY.
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YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING
TO WRITE ABOUT SOON.
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[INTERCOM] ATTENTION
STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBERS.
282
00:13:39,597 --> 00:13:41,997
THERE'S A MEETING
IN THE ACTIVITIES OFFICE.
283
00:13:41,999 --> 00:13:45,301
THEY ONLY HAVE THESE MEETINGS
WHEN THEY THINK I'VE GONE HOME.
284
00:13:45,303 --> 00:13:47,903
THE JOKE'S ON THEM.
I NEVER GO HOME.
285
00:13:47,905 --> 00:13:50,440
YEAH, EITHER DO I.
286
00:13:50,442 --> 00:13:52,776
'CAUSE HOME IS OVERRATED.
287
00:13:52,778 --> 00:13:54,878
SO IS M&M's WORLD.
288
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:56,846
SERIOUSLY.
289
00:13:56,848 --> 00:13:59,015
I OFTEN FANTASIZED
ABOUT VARIOUS TORTURE METHODS
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00:13:59,017 --> 00:14:01,551
I WOULD RATHER
HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING
THAN SITTING IN A
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00:14:01,553 --> 00:14:03,687
- STUDENT COUNCIL MEETING.
- AND I'M HAPPY TO REPORT
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00:14:03,689 --> 00:14:05,056
THAT THERE WILL BE
ENOUGH TRAILERS AND TRUCKS
FOR ALL THE CLUBS
293
00:14:05,058 --> 00:14:06,891
TO HAVE FLOATS
AT HOMECOMING.
294
00:14:06,893 --> 00:14:08,659
IT WAS RUN
BY OUR STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT
295
00:14:08,661 --> 00:14:10,795
CLAIRE MATHEWS.
YOU KNOW, THAT GIRL.
296
00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:13,030
THE ONE THAT
PROBABLY SHITS CUPCAKES.
297
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:15,466
AND AS EXCITED AS
WE ALL ARE ABOUT HOMECOMING,
298
00:14:15,468 --> 00:14:17,968
WE NEED TO CHOOSE A THEME
FOR THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE.
299
00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,738
IT'LL BE HERE
SOONER THAN WE THINK.
300
00:14:19,740 --> 00:14:21,907
- OKAY, ANY IDEAS?
- "FUN UNDER THE SUN."
301
00:14:21,909 --> 00:14:23,775
THAT SCREAMS
"SKIN CANCER" TO ME.
302
00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:25,811
IT WOULD BE FUN.
303
00:14:25,813 --> 00:14:28,113
IT'S AN EXCUSE
TO WEAR FLIP FLOPS
AND BIKINIS TO SCHOOL.
304
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,715
YES.
305
00:14:29,717 --> 00:14:32,418
WHAT ABOUT
"ONE NIGHT IN PARIS"?
306
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:36,022
MY FAMILY AND I
WENT OVER THE SUMMER
AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
307
00:14:36,024 --> 00:14:37,824
AB FAB IDEA.
308
00:14:37,826 --> 00:14:39,692
IF WE GO ALL OUT,
IT MIGHT RUN US OVER BUDGET.
309
00:14:39,694 --> 00:14:41,127
SO NICHOLAS, DO YOU THINK
YOUR DAD COULD COVER IT?
310
00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,429
HE'S NEVER
TURNED US DOWN BEFORE.
311
00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:47,000
OKAY,
"ONE NIGHT IN PARIS."
LIKE THE SEX TAPE?
312
00:14:47,002 --> 00:14:49,069
- COME ON.
- OKAY, FINE.
313
00:14:49,071 --> 00:14:52,806
LET'S GO WITH SOMETHING
A LITTLE BIT MORE GENERIC
314
00:14:52,808 --> 00:14:54,575
LIKE "UNDER THE SEA."
IT WAS THE THEME
315
00:14:54,577 --> 00:14:55,876
OF MY PARENTS' SCHOOL DANCE.
316
00:14:55,878 --> 00:14:57,778
WELL, IF YOU'RE
NOT GOING FOR ORIGINALITY.
317
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,079
- WE AREN'T.
- GREAT.
318
00:14:59,081 --> 00:15:00,815
EVERYONE CAN BRING THEIR CRABS.
319
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,617
I HATE YOU MORE THAN
I HATE THE HOLOCAUST.
320
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:03,985
BITE ME, HOBBIT.
321
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:06,054
SORRY. WE DON'T HAVE
TO LISTEN TO HIM.
322
00:15:06,056 --> 00:15:08,990
HE'S ONLY HERE
BECAUSE HE'S THE EDITOR
OF THE STUPID PAPER.
323
00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,726
WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU
GO TO ANYTHING ANYWAY.
324
00:15:11,728 --> 00:15:13,862
- BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID!
- OKAY, FINE!
325
00:15:13,864 --> 00:15:15,598
THEN YOU CHOOSE A THEME,
CARSON!
326
00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:17,700
OKAY. UM...
327
00:15:17,702 --> 00:15:19,869
YOU ALL LIKE TV, RIGHT?
328
00:15:19,871 --> 00:15:22,538
WHAT ABOUT
FAMOUS TELEVISION COUPLES, HUH?
329
00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:25,074
PEOPLE COULD BE UM,
FRED AND WILMA,
330
00:15:25,076 --> 00:15:27,543
MULDER AND SCULLY,
UH, LUCY AND RICKY.
331
00:15:27,545 --> 00:15:29,546
- HEIDI AND SPENCER.
- JOHN AND KATE.
332
00:15:29,548 --> 00:15:31,615
- SNOOKI AND THE SITUATION.
- SERIOUS? NO.
333
00:15:31,617 --> 00:15:33,917
- THAT'S REALITY TV...
- KHLOE AND LAMAR.
334
00:15:33,919 --> 00:15:35,752
YES! YES!
335
00:15:35,754 --> 00:15:37,654
IF I COULDN'T GET THEM
TO LISTEN TO ME,
336
00:15:37,656 --> 00:15:39,556
WHAT MADE ME THINK
I COULD GET THE WORLD TO?
337
00:15:39,558 --> 00:15:43,861
- WELL, UM...
- OKAY, I THINK WE'RE GOOD.
338
00:15:43,863 --> 00:15:47,532
POOR MOM.
SHE SPENT HER ENTIRE LIFE
TRYING TO BE BETTY CROCKER.
339
00:15:47,534 --> 00:15:49,600
AND BECAME BETTY FORD.
340
00:15:49,602 --> 00:15:52,437
ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
ANTI NAUSEA. ANTIHISTAMINE.
341
00:15:52,439 --> 00:15:55,006
ANTI-ANXIETY.
ACID REFLUX. ESTROGEN.
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00:15:55,008 --> 00:15:57,676
OSTEOPOROSIS.
TENDONITIS.
WRAP 'EM UP.
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00:15:57,678 --> 00:15:59,778
HI THERE.
344
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:02,147
I'LL JUST
POP THESE IN THE COMPUTER
AND YOU CAN BE ON YOUR WAY.
345
00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:04,917
- WHO ARE YOU? WHERE'S CHUCK?
- CHUCK RETIRED.
346
00:16:04,919 --> 00:16:06,952
I'M APRIL ADAMS.
347
00:16:06,954 --> 00:16:08,921
I TOOK OVER FOR HIM.
348
00:16:08,923 --> 00:16:11,191
I'M NEW IN TOWN.
I'M FROM THE BAY AREA.
349
00:16:11,193 --> 00:16:14,060
I WILL BE HERE
MONDAY, TUESDAY,
WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY.
350
00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,763
I'M SURE YOUR
LIFE IS JUST WONDERFUL,
BUT CLEARLY MINE IS NOT.
351
00:16:16,765 --> 00:16:28,042
SO COULD YOU
HURRY THIS UP FOR ME PLEASE?
352
00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:30,544
HOW FAR ALONG ARE YOU?
353
00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,480
SIX MONTHS.
354
00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:34,215
IT'S A BOY.
355
00:16:34,217 --> 00:16:36,717
OOH. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.
356
00:16:36,719 --> 00:16:39,019
I REMEMBER THOSE DAYS,
357
00:16:39,021 --> 00:16:42,057
EXCITEMENT, JOY.
358
00:16:42,059 --> 00:16:45,494
ENDLESS CRAVINGS
FOR PICKLES AND PEANUT BUTTER.
359
00:16:45,496 --> 00:16:47,829
I'M SURE
YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND
ARE JUST THRILLED.
360
00:16:47,831 --> 00:16:50,131
- FIANCE.
- OH, HOW LIBERAL.
361
00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,801
GOOD THING SHOTGUN WEDDINGS
AREN'T PART OF THOSE GUN LAWS
362
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,971
YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR,
HUH?
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00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:57,240
I'M DONE HERE,
MRS. PHILLIPS.
364
00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:10,153
- MS.
- THEY'LL BE READY IN AN HOUR.
365
00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:14,157
FRESH FROM THE OVEN.
366
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,661
THANK YOU.
367
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:21,733
I BROUGHT YOU
THE LATEST EDITION OF THE
CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE.
368
00:17:21,735 --> 00:17:25,737
MY ARTICLE IS CALLED
"SMALL TOWN SEX SCANDAL."
369
00:17:25,739 --> 00:17:27,772
DO YOU KNOW MY GRANDSON?
370
00:17:27,774 --> 00:17:29,674
[SIGHS]
371
00:17:29,676 --> 00:17:31,743
I THINK SO.
372
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:34,012
I MISS HIM.
373
00:17:34,014 --> 00:17:36,882
HE NEVER COMES
TO VISIT ME ANYMORE.
374
00:17:36,884 --> 00:17:39,018
HE USED TO WRITE ME STORIES.
375
00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:41,554
I REMEMBER
THE FIRST STORY
HE EVER WROTE ME.
376
00:17:41,556 --> 00:17:43,289
"ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A BOY."
377
00:17:43,291 --> 00:17:45,858
- [CHUCKLING]
- I REMEMBER.
378
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:48,727
I TOLD HIM IT COULD USE
A LITTLE DEVELOPMENT.
379
00:17:48,729 --> 00:17:51,798
SO THE NEXT DAY,
HE BROUGHT ME ANOTHER STORY.
380
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:55,035
"ONCE UPON A TIME,
THERE WAS A BOY WHO...
381
00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:57,804
WHO WANTED TO FLY."
382
00:17:57,806 --> 00:18:01,308
I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MY GRANDSON THOUGH.
383
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,679
HE'S CHANGED OVER THE YEARS.
384
00:18:04,681 --> 00:18:06,314
HE USED TO BE SO HAPPY AND...
385
00:18:06,316 --> 00:18:09,850
NOW HE WALKS AROUND
WITH SO MUCH NEGATIVE ENERGY.
386
00:18:09,852 --> 00:18:11,252
SOMETIMES...
387
00:18:11,254 --> 00:18:13,888
SOMEONE'S PERSONAL RAIN CLOUD
388
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:24,733
CAN BE DEADLY.
389
00:18:24,735 --> 00:18:25,901
HEY.
390
00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:27,903
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
391
00:18:27,905 --> 00:18:29,738
MUNICH.
392
00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:32,909
OH.
393
00:18:32,911 --> 00:18:34,677
SOME PEOPLE
GET TO COME HOME
394
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,080
TO WONDERFUL
FIANCES AND SONOGRAMS.
395
00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:38,982
AND I GET A...
396
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:42,085
SMART-ASS KID I NEVER
EVEN WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
397
00:18:42,087 --> 00:18:45,088
[LAUGHS]
398
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,057
I WASN'T WANTED,
HUH?
399
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:51,929
NEVER HAVE A KID
TO SAVE A MARRIAGE.
IT DOES NOT WORK.
400
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:59,269
[LAUGHS]
401
00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:02,273
I COULD'VE BEEN A PHARMACIST.
402
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:05,644
BUT I SETTLED
FOR SETTLING DOWN
403
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:09,180
BECAUSE I THOUGHT
THAT'S WHAT I WANTED.
404
00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,183
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HE
405
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:18,124
WANTED.
406
00:19:18,126 --> 00:19:21,661
IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE, MOTHER.
407
00:19:21,663 --> 00:19:26,666
OH, IT WAS TOO LATE YEARS AGO.
408
00:19:26,668 --> 00:19:28,200
YOU'RE LUCKY,
CARSON.
409
00:19:28,202 --> 00:19:30,671
YOU'RE YOUNG AND NAIVE AND,
410
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:34,307
AND ALL THOSE DREAMS YOU HAVE
ABOUT GETTING OUT OF THIS TOWN
411
00:19:34,309 --> 00:19:37,844
AND BECOMING SOMETHING
STILL SEEM REACHABLE.
412
00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:45,820
YOU SHOULD HOLD ONTO THAT
AS LONG AS YOU CAN.
413
00:19:45,822 --> 00:19:48,823
[COUGHING]
414
00:19:48,825 --> 00:19:52,326
GOODNIGHT, MOTHER.
415
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:54,328
[APRIL]
HER LAST NAME WAS PHILLIPS.
416
00:19:54,330 --> 00:19:57,232
YOU HAVE ANY
HIDDEN, CRAZY SISTERS
I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
417
00:19:57,234 --> 00:20:00,102
UM, NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF.
418
00:20:00,104 --> 00:20:03,105
I MEAN, MY FATHER
WAS IN THE NAVY, SO...
419
00:20:03,107 --> 00:20:06,075
GOOD.
YOU HAD ME WORRIED.
420
00:20:06,077 --> 00:20:09,178
I'M SURPRISED YOUR AURA
DIDN'T SET OFF THE SMOKE ALARM.
421
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:11,715
SHE SURE SET YOU OFF.
422
00:20:11,717 --> 00:20:12,849
YEAH.
423
00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,784
I'M SORRY.
424
00:20:14,786 --> 00:20:18,188
JUST PEOPLE LIKE THAT
MAKE ME QUESTION THE HUMAN RACE.
425
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:20,824
IT MAKES ME WONDER
IF WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING
426
00:20:20,826 --> 00:20:23,026
BY BRINGING ANOTHER ONE
INTO THE WORLD.
427
00:20:23,028 --> 00:20:25,196
OH, HEY.
428
00:20:25,198 --> 00:20:27,398
WE'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.
429
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:31,736
AND THAT LUNATIC
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH US,
OUR LIFE, OR OUR CHILD.
430
00:20:31,738 --> 00:20:33,204
OKAY? REMEMBER THAT.
431
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,839
OKAY?
432
00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:37,041
HEY, REMEMBER,
WE HAVE THAT MEETING
433
00:20:37,043 --> 00:20:39,077
WITH THE ATTORNEY TOMORROW.
434
00:20:39,079 --> 00:20:42,147
AND THE NEIGHBOR
ACROSS THE STREET WITH
THE WONDERING EYE
435
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:45,884
- WANTS TO HAVE A BARBECUE.
- OH, YEAH.
436
00:20:45,886 --> 00:20:47,953
[ANSWERING MACHINE] HI.
YOU'VE REACHED NEAL PHILLIPS
437
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:50,222
WITH PR REAL ESTATE.
PLEASE LEAVE A BRIEF MESSAGE
438
00:20:50,224 --> 00:20:52,057
AND I'LL GET
RIGHT BACK TO YOU.
439
00:20:52,059 --> 00:20:56,896
CHILD...SUPPORT...LATE!
440
00:20:56,898 --> 00:20:59,298
IS THAT BRIEF ENOUGH
FOR YOU, ASSHOLE?
441
00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,067
WE PRINT TOMORROW
442
00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:03,903
AND NONE OF YOU
HAVE WRITTEN ANYTHING.
443
00:21:03,905 --> 00:21:08,909
OH, BUT I DID COLLATE
THESE KITTEN PICTURES.
444
00:21:08,911 --> 00:21:11,979
OKAY. I MEAN, IS THIS HOW
IT'S GONNA BE ALL YEAR?
445
00:21:11,981 --> 00:21:14,815
I MEAN, DO ANY OF YOU
ACTUALLY WANT TO BE HERE?
446
00:21:14,817 --> 00:21:17,317
I REALLY WANT TO BE HERE.
447
00:21:17,319 --> 00:21:18,986
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
448
00:21:18,988 --> 00:21:21,088
IT LOOKS LIKE
I WILL BE HERE ALL NIGHT
449
00:21:21,090 --> 00:21:23,358
DOING WHAT
YOU ALL SHOULD'VE DONE.
450
00:21:23,360 --> 00:21:24,993
AGAIN.
451
00:21:24,995 --> 00:21:27,262
WOULD YOU CUT
THE SOLILOQUY SHORT?
452
00:21:27,264 --> 00:21:29,264
THIS DOESN'T MATTER.
453
00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:31,866
NO ONE READS
THE CHRONICANYWAY.
454
00:21:31,868 --> 00:21:35,103
HEY, THE ART CLASS USES IT
TO PAPIER-MACHE THINGS.
455
00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:41,443
[PERIOD BELL RINGS]
456
00:21:41,445 --> 00:21:43,445
CARSON.
457
00:21:43,447 --> 00:21:46,448
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
458
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:59,129
JUST DON'T, OKAY?
459
00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,131
[SCOTT]
UH, YOU'RE AN ANIMAL.
460
00:22:01,133 --> 00:22:02,866
[NICHOLAS]
NO, YOU ARE.
461
00:22:02,868 --> 00:22:05,036
- [SCOTT] MM-HMM.
- [NICHOLAS] NO, YOU ARE.
462
00:22:05,038 --> 00:22:07,872
[NICHOLAS]
OKAY, I AM.
463
00:22:07,874 --> 00:22:09,841
[SCOTT]
MM-HMM, I TOLD YOU.
464
00:22:09,843 --> 00:22:12,310
- [CARSON] AHEM!
- [SCOTT] GET OFF ME!
465
00:22:12,312 --> 00:22:13,911
[TOILET FLUSHES]
466
00:22:13,913 --> 00:22:16,047
WELL, GENTLEMEN.
467
00:22:16,049 --> 00:22:18,183
I...AM...SHOCKED.
468
00:22:18,185 --> 00:22:20,853
AMUSED.
BUT SHOCKED.
469
00:22:20,855 --> 00:22:23,188
GO AHEAD.
TELL THE WHOLE WORLD.
WE DON'T CARE.
470
00:22:23,190 --> 00:22:26,625
GOD, SCOTT.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYBODY.
MY PARENTS CAN'T FIND OUT.
471
00:22:26,627 --> 00:22:28,894
LISTEN, CAGNEY, LACEY.
472
00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:31,330
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
TO BE AN OUTCAST.
473
00:22:31,332 --> 00:22:33,366
I BET.
474
00:22:33,368 --> 00:22:36,069
I WOULDN'T WISH THE STRUGGLES
OF AN OUTED OUTCAST TO ANYONE.
475
00:22:36,071 --> 00:22:37,871
SO I WON'T TELL.
476
00:22:37,873 --> 00:22:40,340
- THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
- FANTASTIC.
477
00:22:40,342 --> 00:22:42,976
BUT...
478
00:22:42,978 --> 00:22:46,013
SINCE I WILL BE KEEPING
MY MOUTH SHUT ABOUT YOUR
479
00:22:46,015 --> 00:22:49,884
YOU KNOW, INABILITIES,
YOU KNOW, NOT TO,
480
00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:51,952
PERHAPS YOU COULD
RETURN A FAVOR.
481
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,520
- HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT?
- OH, NO.
482
00:22:53,522 --> 00:22:55,356
HAVE SOME
SELF RESPECT. NO!
483
00:22:55,358 --> 00:22:58,392
I DON'T WANT YOU TO
SHIT A DIME FOR ME, NICHOLAS.
484
00:22:58,394 --> 00:23:00,896
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE
COULD USE?
485
00:23:00,898 --> 00:23:02,664
- A FINANCE SECTION.
- [SCOFFS]
486
00:23:02,666 --> 00:23:06,368
AND A WEEKLY UPDATE FROM
THE PERFORMING ARTS DEPARTMENT.
487
00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:10,105
YOU WANT US TO WRITE FOR
YOU HID-E-ODOUS SCHOOL PAPER?
488
00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:12,240
- FOR HOW LONG?
- NO.
489
00:23:12,242 --> 00:23:14,644
UNTIL WE GRADUATE
AND GO OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
490
00:23:14,646 --> 00:23:17,580
THAT'S IT. NO.
I'D RATHER YOU JUST LET
THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOW.
491
00:23:17,582 --> 00:23:19,949
- SHUT UP, SCOTT.
- DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.
492
00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:22,285
JUST BECAUSE HE'S HERE,
YOU'RE GONNA
TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
493
00:23:22,287 --> 00:23:23,920
- WE'LL DO IT.
- GENTLEMEN,
494
00:23:23,922 --> 00:23:25,421
SHARPEN YOUR PENCILS.
495
00:23:25,423 --> 00:23:27,523
[BOB]
I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU BOTH
496
00:23:27,525 --> 00:23:29,226
FOR COMING TODAY.
497
00:23:29,228 --> 00:23:31,328
UM, THERE'S NO
DELICATE WAY TO PUT THIS,
498
00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:33,397
SO I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT.
499
00:23:33,399 --> 00:23:35,933
NEAL, YOU CANNOT MARRY APRIL
500
00:23:35,935 --> 00:23:38,302
BECAUSE YOU ARE STILL MARRIED.
501
00:23:38,304 --> 00:23:41,405
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
502
00:23:41,407 --> 00:23:46,144
HOW COME
I'M THE ONLY ONE
LAUGHING HERE?
503
00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:48,246
UM, HOW?
504
00:23:48,248 --> 00:23:51,582
YOUR WIFE NEVER SIGNED
THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
505
00:23:51,584 --> 00:23:54,953
THIS IS A REALLY
LONG JOKE, YOU GUYS.
506
00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:57,423
WELL, UM, APRIL.
507
00:23:57,425 --> 00:23:59,959
UM...
508
00:23:59,961 --> 00:24:02,962
THIS IS A JOKE,
RIGHT?
509
00:24:02,964 --> 00:24:05,965
'CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE
TOLD ME IF YOU HAD AN EX-WIFE
510
00:24:05,967 --> 00:24:08,267
OR SO MUCH AS
A COCKER SPANIEL
511
00:24:08,269 --> 00:24:10,269
- BEFORE WE HAD--
- JUST-- JUST A SON.
512
00:24:10,271 --> 00:24:13,440
HIS NAME
IS CARSON PHILLIPS.
SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD.
513
00:24:13,442 --> 00:24:19,112
A SON?
514
00:24:19,114 --> 00:24:20,547
OKAY, I'VE GOTTA GO.
515
00:24:20,549 --> 00:24:22,148
APRIL--
516
00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:26,620
DON'T YOU DARE
SAY ANYTHING TO ME.
517
00:24:26,622 --> 00:24:29,590
BOB.
518
00:24:29,592 --> 00:24:36,998
[PERIOD BELL RINGS]
519
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,735
CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHICH
PRESIDENT'S ADMINISTRATION
520
00:24:39,737 --> 00:24:42,004
- WAS REFERRED TO AS CAMELOT?
- CLINTON?
521
00:24:42,006 --> 00:24:45,007
NO.
THAT WAS CAME-A-LOT.
HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH.
522
00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:55,051
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
523
00:24:55,053 --> 00:25:09,033
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
524
00:25:09,035 --> 00:25:13,103
HEY, SHERYL. IT'S NEAL.
LISTEN, WE NEED TO TALK.
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.
525
00:25:13,105 --> 00:25:15,506
SO I'M GONNA
COME OVER THERE THIS AFTERNOON
526
00:25:15,508 --> 00:25:18,242
AND I'M
NOT LEAVING UNTIL WE DO.
SEE YOU SOON.
527
00:25:18,244 --> 00:25:28,286
THANKS.
528
00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:37,530
THANKS.
529
00:25:37,532 --> 00:25:39,198
YOU HEARD BACK FROM
530
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,200
- NORTHWESTERN?
- OH, MY GOD!
531
00:25:41,202 --> 00:25:46,138
YOU SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF ME!
532
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,673
IT'S A JUICE CUP.
533
00:25:47,675 --> 00:25:50,077
UM, YES, I DID.
534
00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:53,413
THAT IS A FANCY SCHMANCY SCHOOL
YOU'RE LOOKING AT UP THERE.
535
00:25:53,415 --> 00:25:55,515
- AND?
- WELL, I DIDN'T FIND OUT
536
00:25:55,517 --> 00:25:57,551
IF YOU'D BEEN
ACCEPTED OR DENIED,
537
00:25:57,553 --> 00:26:00,720
BUT THE PERSON I TALKED TO
SAID THAT HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPERS
538
00:26:00,722 --> 00:26:03,491
AND CLUBS JUST
AREN'T CUTTING IT ANYMORE.
539
00:26:03,493 --> 00:26:06,227
SO, IF YOU WANT TO IMPRESS THEM,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUBMIT
540
00:26:06,229 --> 00:26:07,829
- SOMETHING ELSE.
- LIKE WHAT?
541
00:26:07,831 --> 00:26:10,231
UM...
YOU KNOW WHAT?
542
00:26:10,233 --> 00:26:13,534
I ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN.
SOMEWHERE I MADE A LIST.
543
00:26:13,536 --> 00:26:15,303
HERE WE GO.
544
00:26:15,305 --> 00:26:18,574
YOU COULD SUBMIT A NOVEL,
A BOOK OF POEMS...
545
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,576
I CAN'T READ
MY HANDWRITING DOWN THERE.
546
00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:23,445
I'M NOT A NOVELIST
AND I'M NOT A POET.
I'M A JOURNALIST.
547
00:26:23,447 --> 00:26:25,547
I KNOW.
YOU'RE A JOURNALIST.
548
00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:28,183
UM, WHAT ABOUT
A LITERARY MAGAZINE?
549
00:26:28,185 --> 00:26:30,319
- A LITERARY MAGAZINE?
- IT'S NOT AS COMMON
550
00:26:30,321 --> 00:26:33,256
AS A HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER,
AND YOU KNOW, A MAGAZINE
551
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:36,593
FILLED WITH YOUR WORK
AND THE WORK OF OTHER STUDENTS,
552
00:26:36,595 --> 00:26:39,762
WELL, I THINK IT
WOULD SHOW THEM THAT YOU CAN
INSPIRE OTHERS TO WRITE
553
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,798
WHILE WRITING YOURSELF.
554
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,400
OKAY, I'LL DO IT. HOW?
555
00:26:44,402 --> 00:26:46,770
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO
A LITERARY MAGAZINE.
556
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,273
BUT GET PERMISSION
FROM THE PRINCIPAL FIRST,
557
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:52,243
BECAUSE HE CAN BE
SUCH AN ASSHOLE. UM...
558
00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:54,278
OKAY. ALL RIGHT. UM...
559
00:26:54,280 --> 00:27:06,291
THANK YOU.
560
00:27:06,293 --> 00:27:08,226
[DOORBELL RINGS]
561
00:27:08,228 --> 00:27:09,794
[SIGHS]
562
00:27:09,796 --> 00:27:16,636
OKAY.
563
00:27:16,638 --> 00:27:18,638
HI, SHERYL.
564
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,473
- NEAL.
- YEAH.
565
00:27:20,475 --> 00:27:23,476
YOUR SCREEN'S STILL BROKEN.
566
00:27:23,478 --> 00:27:26,312
- CAN I COME IN?
- UH, WELL, JUST FOR A MINUTE
567
00:27:26,314 --> 00:27:28,482
'CAUSE I'M
EXPECTING COMPANY SO...
568
00:27:28,484 --> 00:27:31,652
YEAH. OKAY, SURE.
569
00:27:31,654 --> 00:27:33,187
- HEY.
- HEY.
570
00:27:33,189 --> 00:27:40,194
HEY.
571
00:27:40,196 --> 00:27:41,662
OH. IT'S PINK NOW.
572
00:27:41,664 --> 00:27:44,666
YEAH.
573
00:27:44,668 --> 00:27:46,834
HMM.
574
00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:49,204
CAN I GET YOU A BEER?
575
00:27:49,206 --> 00:27:51,372
UM, LET'S SEE.
576
00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:53,675
WELL, NO.
NO, I THINK I'M GOOD.
577
00:27:53,677 --> 00:27:55,945
THANKS.
578
00:27:55,947 --> 00:27:57,880
HI. YOU LOOK...
579
00:27:57,882 --> 00:27:59,815
- YOU LOOK GOOD, SHERYL.
- OH.
580
00:27:59,817 --> 00:28:02,218
- NO, COME ON.
- OH, THANKS.
581
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:04,853
I'D SAY THE SAME ABOUT YOU
BUT THEN WE'D BOTH BE LIARS.
582
00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:07,856
YEAH.
THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU,
YOU WERE SCREAMING
583
00:28:07,858 --> 00:28:10,694
PROFANITIES AT ME
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET.
584
00:28:10,696 --> 00:28:13,863
- SO THIS IS A STEP UP.
- I THINK YOU ARE EXAGGERATING
585
00:28:13,865 --> 00:28:16,466
- JUST A LITTLE BIT.
- NO, NO.
586
00:28:16,468 --> 00:28:23,373
- YEAH.
- BUT I DESERVED IT.
587
00:28:23,375 --> 00:28:25,009
SO WHY ARE YOU HERE,
NEAL?
588
00:28:25,011 --> 00:28:27,311
DID YOU COME TO GLOAT ABOUT
YOUR NEW HAPPY LIFE?
589
00:28:27,313 --> 00:28:29,547
UH, NO.
I'M HERE BECAUSE UM...
590
00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:31,549
[LAUGHS]
591
00:28:31,551 --> 00:28:34,318
YOU NEVER SIGNED
THE DIVORCE PAPERS.
592
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,588
OH, JEEZ.
I THOUGHT I MAILED
THOSE BACK IN.
593
00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,392
- YEAH, NO.
- OH, MAYBE I UH,
594
00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:42,461
RIPPED THEM UP
INTO LITTLE PIECES
595
00:28:42,463 --> 00:28:44,329
AND THREW 'EM
INTO THE FIREPLACE.
596
00:28:44,331 --> 00:28:46,265
I FORGET.
597
00:28:46,267 --> 00:28:48,567
[CARSON]
I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU!
598
00:28:48,569 --> 00:28:50,402
I KNOW YOU CAN SEE ME!
599
00:28:50,404 --> 00:28:52,572
I'M TIRED.
600
00:28:52,574 --> 00:28:54,907
WHAT DO YOU NEED,
MR. PHILLIPS?
601
00:28:54,909 --> 00:28:58,344
I ALREADY TOLD YOU I CAN'T FORCE
THE ENGLISH TEACHERS TO PASS OUT
602
00:28:58,346 --> 00:29:01,414
THE CHRONICLE OR ANY
OTHER BIASED PUBLICATION.
603
00:29:01,416 --> 00:29:04,751
I HAVE ABSOLUTELY
HAVE NO INQUIRIES OR REQUESTS
ABOUT THE CHRONICLE.
604
00:29:04,753 --> 00:29:07,755
UH, GOD!
605
00:29:07,757 --> 00:29:10,424
I...
606
00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:13,294
I WANT TO START
A SCHOOL LITERARY MAGAZINE.
607
00:29:13,296 --> 00:29:15,596
[LAUGHS]
608
00:29:15,598 --> 00:29:17,765
WHY-WHY--
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
609
00:29:17,767 --> 00:29:20,434
OKAY, FINE.
610
00:29:20,436 --> 00:29:24,606
YOU CAN START YOUR
LITERARY MAGAZINE OR YOU KNOW,
611
00:29:24,608 --> 00:29:27,942
YOU CAN START
A HUNTING MAGAZINE
FOR ALL I CARE,
612
00:29:27,944 --> 00:29:29,844
BUT...
613
00:29:29,846 --> 00:29:32,781
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND
YOUR OWN FUNDING BECAUSE...
614
00:29:32,783 --> 00:29:35,318
THE SCHOOL IS BROKE.
615
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:38,387
I'D ALSO LIKE TO ANNOUNCE IT
AT THE ASSEMBLY THIS WEEK.
616
00:29:38,389 --> 00:29:40,556
- [LAUGHS]
- IT'LL TAKE THREE SECONDS.
617
00:29:40,558 --> 00:29:43,592
FINE. IF FOR NOTHING ELSE
THAN MY OWN AMUSEMENT.
618
00:29:43,594 --> 00:29:45,995
GREAT. GREAT.
THANK YOU.
619
00:29:45,997 --> 00:29:49,633
THANK YOU.
620
00:29:49,635 --> 00:29:54,971
HEY! BREAK IT UP!
NOT ON MY CAMPUS!
621
00:29:54,973 --> 00:29:59,643
THERE'S A MOTEL 6
DOWN THE STREET!
622
00:29:59,645 --> 00:30:00,977
[SCREAMS]
623
00:30:00,979 --> 00:30:03,781
I GOT YA! I GOT YA! I GOT YA!
624
00:30:03,783 --> 00:30:05,650
YEP, THAT'S IT.
625
00:30:05,652 --> 00:30:07,485
YEP, IT'S JUST PAPERS.
626
00:30:07,487 --> 00:30:11,823
SIGNATURE
DOESN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
627
00:30:11,825 --> 00:30:15,493
[EXHALES HEAVILY]
628
00:30:15,495 --> 00:30:20,833
OKAY. YEAH,
THANKS, SHERYL.
629
00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:22,935
FOR WHAT'S IT'S WORTH,
I'M SORRY.
630
00:30:22,937 --> 00:30:25,371
I'M SORRY I'M NOT THE MAN
YOU WANTED ME TO BE.
631
00:30:25,373 --> 00:30:27,573
- YEAH. ME, TOO.
- YEAH. ME, TOO.
632
00:30:27,575 --> 00:30:28,841
OKAY.
633
00:30:28,843 --> 00:30:30,676
OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE, PLEASE.
634
00:30:30,678 --> 00:30:40,720
OKAY. I'LL SEE YA.
635
00:30:40,722 --> 00:30:51,031
OKAY. I'LL SEE YA.
636
00:30:51,033 --> 00:30:53,534
[SHERYL]
THERE'S SO MUCH STRESS
IN MY LIFE.
637
00:30:53,536 --> 00:30:57,138
IT'S A MIRACLE
I'M ABLE TO FUNCTION
AS WELL AS I DO.
638
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:59,641
BUT DOES ANYBODY CARE?
639
00:30:59,643 --> 00:31:01,576
DOES ANYBODY...
640
00:31:01,578 --> 00:31:03,879
DOES MY SON
SEE HOW MUCH I STRUGGLE
EVERY SINGLE DAY?
641
00:31:03,881 --> 00:31:06,882
- WELL, I DON'T ENVY YOU.
- THANK YOU, DR. WHEELER.
642
00:31:06,884 --> 00:31:09,718
YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON
WHO UNDERSTANDS MY SITUATION.
643
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,587
HE'S BECOMING MORE AND MORE
LIKE HIS FATHER EVERY DAY.
644
00:31:12,589 --> 00:31:14,457
HE'S RUDE, SARCASTIC.
645
00:31:14,459 --> 00:31:16,893
HE MAKES
A JOKE AT MY EXPENSE
WHENEVER HE CAN.
646
00:31:16,895 --> 00:31:19,729
AND ALL HE TALKS ABOUT
IS LEAVING FOR COLLEGE ONE DAY.
647
00:31:19,731 --> 00:31:23,065
EVERYBODY ABANDONS ME
OR PLANS TO ABANDON ME.
IF I HAD A GOLDFISH...
648
00:31:23,067 --> 00:31:25,635
HE WOULD PROBABLY
ABANDON YOU AS WELL.
649
00:31:25,637 --> 00:31:28,205
- IT WOULD ABANDON ME.
- BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A GOLDFISH.
650
00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:30,441
NO, I DON'T,
THANK GOD.
651
00:31:30,443 --> 00:31:32,509
WELL, THE THING
ABOUT GOLDFISH IS
652
00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,945
THEY'RE IN THAT BOWL,
THEY CAN'T GET OUT.
653
00:31:34,947 --> 00:31:37,581
- IT WOULD FIND A WAY.
- [LAUGHING]
654
00:31:37,583 --> 00:31:40,083
THAT'S PRETTY
EXTREME THINKING.
655
00:31:40,085 --> 00:31:42,954
- UM, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.
- YES.
656
00:31:42,956 --> 00:31:45,757
- IS HE ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS?
- NO.
657
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:48,560
- DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS THEM?
- DO I THINK HE NEEDS THEM?
658
00:31:48,562 --> 00:31:50,595
WELL, IN ALL HONESTY,
659
00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:52,931
I THINK ALL TEENAGERS
NEED THEM
660
00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,200
WHETHER THEY'RE
DEPRESSED OR NOT.
661
00:31:55,202 --> 00:31:57,236
YOU KNOW, TEENAGERS
ARE SO FULL OF HORMONES.
662
00:31:57,238 --> 00:31:59,638
THEY DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL THEY WANT.
663
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,475
ALL THEY'RE THINKING
ABOUT IS RUBBING AGAINST
A PILLOW OR A CUSHION
664
00:32:02,477 --> 00:32:04,477
OR ANOTHER TEENAGER.
YOU KNOW, SO.
665
00:32:04,479 --> 00:32:06,946
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW YOU'RE
MAKING ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
666
00:32:06,948 --> 00:32:09,783
AND I THINK IF HE HAD
SOMETHING TO GROUND HIM,
667
00:32:09,785 --> 00:32:15,922
UH, HE WOULDN'T BE
SO EAGER TO FLY AWAY.
668
00:32:15,924 --> 00:32:20,627
YOU NEED TO BE
ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS.
669
00:32:20,629 --> 00:32:22,162
NO WAY.
670
00:32:22,164 --> 00:32:24,232
YOU'RE MEDICATED ENOUGH
FOR THE BOTH OF US.
671
00:32:24,234 --> 00:32:26,067
AREN'T YOU DEPRESSED?
672
00:32:26,069 --> 00:32:29,103
CURRENTLY, WHILE HAVING
THIS CONVERSATION? YEAH.
673
00:32:29,105 --> 00:32:31,138
EVERYONE GETS DEPRESSED.
674
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:33,040
IT'S AN EMOTION.
PEOPLE TURN TO PILLS.
675
00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,009
BEFORE THEY TURN
TO THEIR PROBLEMS THESE DAYS.
676
00:32:35,011 --> 00:32:37,712
WELL, SOMETIMES
IT'S THE ONLY SOLUTION.
677
00:32:37,714 --> 00:32:40,249
YOU'RE DEPRESSING ME RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
678
00:32:40,251 --> 00:32:42,651
I'M GONNA TAKE A PILL
AND THEN YOU'RE GONNA DISAPPEAR?
679
00:32:42,653 --> 00:32:44,086
THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
680
00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,154
AND SO ARE
MOST PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.
681
00:32:46,156 --> 00:32:48,657
WE ARE LIVING IN
A MEDICATED SOCIETY.
682
00:32:48,659 --> 00:32:51,994
WE START
DRUGGING KIDS WITH A.D.D.,
WHICH THEY ALL HAVE,
683
00:32:51,996 --> 00:32:54,531
AND THEN IT
DOESN'T STOP TILL DEATH.
684
00:32:54,533 --> 00:32:57,000
YOU WERE ON
ADD MEDICATION AS A KID,
AND YOU TURNED OUT
685
00:32:57,002 --> 00:32:58,835
SOMEWHAT DECENT.
686
00:32:58,837 --> 00:33:00,603
NO, I WASN'T.
687
00:33:00,605 --> 00:33:07,678
I HID IT IN YOUR FOOD.
688
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,147
I THOUGHT I WAS
JUST REALLY CALM AND
MATURE FOR MY AGE.
689
00:33:10,149 --> 00:33:11,949
NOPE, YOU WERE DRUGGED.
690
00:33:11,951 --> 00:33:14,652
WHEN YOUR FATHER AND I
STARTED OUR DIVORCE,
691
00:33:14,654 --> 00:33:17,021
YOU STARTED
ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS,
WE FOUND IT EASIER
692
00:33:17,023 --> 00:33:22,561
TO ROOFIE YOU THAN ANSWER YOU.
693
00:33:22,563 --> 00:33:24,863
WELL, IT ISN'T DINNER
UNLESS SOME FORM OF
694
00:33:24,865 --> 00:33:26,865
MY CHILDHOOD FOUNDATION
IS SHATTERED.
695
00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:28,600
[GROANS]
696
00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,335
- I NEED MONEY.
- I GIVE YOU AN ALLOWANCE.
697
00:33:30,337 --> 00:33:33,038
I NEED MORE MONEY.
$300.
698
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,708
I WANT TO START
A LITERARY MAGAZINE AT SCHOOL,
699
00:33:35,710 --> 00:33:38,844
AND I NEED MONEY TO PRINT
THE FIRST 100 COPIES OR SO.
700
00:33:38,846 --> 00:33:40,613
NO.
701
00:33:40,615 --> 00:33:41,747
WHY NOT?
I KNOW YOU'RE ROLLING IN IT.
702
00:33:41,749 --> 00:33:43,049
GRANDPA DIED
AND LEFT US EVERYTHING.
703
00:33:43,051 --> 00:33:45,985
WRONG.
HE LEFT ME EVERYTHING.
YOU, HIS CAR.
704
00:33:45,987 --> 00:33:49,256
- WHAT ABOUT MY COLLEGE FUND?
- KEY WORD, COLLEGE.
705
00:33:49,258 --> 00:33:54,895
OKAY. IF I START
TAKING ANTIDEPRESSANTS,
706
00:33:54,897 --> 00:34:02,604
WILL YOU GIVE ME THE MONEY
TO START MY LITERARY MAGAZINE?
707
00:34:02,606 --> 00:34:03,838
DEAL.
708
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,673
PASS ME THE SALT.
709
00:34:05,675 --> 00:34:08,076
HELLO,
FUTURE FARMERS AND INMATES.
710
00:34:08,078 --> 00:34:10,912
I'M CARSON PHILLIPS FROM
THE CLOVER HIGH CHRONICLE
711
00:34:10,914 --> 00:34:13,915
HERE WITH SOME
VERY EXCITING NEWS.
712
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,919
THIS YEAR,
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER,
713
00:34:16,921 --> 00:34:20,689
CLOVER HIGH
WILL RELEASE ITS FIRST
LITERARY MAGAZINE.
714
00:34:20,691 --> 00:34:23,759
WHOO! AWESOME!
715
00:34:23,761 --> 00:34:25,628
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
716
00:34:25,630 --> 00:34:29,264
NOW, I KNOW MOST OF YOU
CAN'T READ LET ALONE WRITE,
717
00:34:29,266 --> 00:34:31,935
BUT FOR ALL
THE SECRET WRITERS OUT THERE,
718
00:34:31,937 --> 00:34:34,170
PLEASE SUBMIT
ANY ORIGINAL WORK
719
00:34:34,172 --> 00:34:37,974
TO THE BOX OUTSIDE
THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM
AND IT WILL BE PUBLISHED.
720
00:34:37,976 --> 00:34:41,277
POEMS.
SHORT STORIES.
721
00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,780
HIT LISTS.
722
00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,282
ANYTHING.
723
00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,952
OKAY. THANK YOU.
724
00:34:47,954 --> 00:34:49,186
GOD BLESS.
725
00:34:49,188 --> 00:34:55,660
WHOO!
CARSON!
726
00:34:55,662 --> 00:34:58,663
OKAY, ASSEMBLY DISMISSED.
RETURN TO YOUR HOMEROOMS.
727
00:34:58,665 --> 00:35:08,807
AND HEY!
SAY HELLO TO SOMEONE
YOU DON'T KNOW TODAY.
728
00:35:08,809 --> 00:35:11,309
I AM SO EXCITED
FOR HOMECOMING TONIGHT.
729
00:35:11,311 --> 00:35:13,746
OUR FLOAT
IS GONNA BE FLAWLESS.
730
00:35:13,748 --> 00:35:15,682
THE CROWD IS GONNA LOVE IT.
731
00:35:15,684 --> 00:35:17,150
WHOO!
732
00:35:17,152 --> 00:35:21,821
- [SIGHS]
- OH...NO.
733
00:35:21,823 --> 00:35:24,323
SHITERARY MAGAZINE.
734
00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:26,793
GOD.
735
00:35:26,795 --> 00:35:28,896
TYPICAL. I MEAN,
736
00:35:28,898 --> 00:35:31,699
I CAN'T EVEN RUN
A SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
I DON'T KNOW WHY
737
00:35:31,701 --> 00:35:34,168
I THOUGHT I COULD START
A LITERARY MAGAZINE.
738
00:35:34,170 --> 00:35:39,006
[SIGHS]
739
00:35:39,008 --> 00:35:41,443
- OH...
- PERSONAL SPACE, MALERIE.
740
00:35:41,445 --> 00:35:43,178
OKAY.
741
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:45,714
JUST DON'T BE
TOO HARD ON YOURSELF.
742
00:35:45,716 --> 00:35:50,185
IF YOU CAN GET
NICHOLAS FORBES
743
00:35:50,187 --> 00:35:53,188
AND SCOTT THOMAS
TO JOIN THE CHRONICLE,
744
00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:56,258
THEN I THINK
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.
745
00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:59,395
I'M BLACKMAILING THEM.
746
00:35:59,397 --> 00:36:02,732
I CAUGHT THEM
PLAYING LEWIS AND CLARK
IN THE BOY'S BATHROOM.
747
00:36:02,734 --> 00:36:04,500
- DON'T ASK.
- THERE SEEMS TO BE
748
00:36:04,502 --> 00:36:07,203
A LOT OF THAT
GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
749
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,371
I CAUGHT CLAIRE MATHEWS
750
00:36:09,373 --> 00:36:13,910
AND COACH COLIN
BONKING...
751
00:36:13,912 --> 00:36:16,379
EACH OTHER...
752
00:36:16,381 --> 00:36:18,749
IN THE BOY'S LOCKER ROOM.
753
00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:21,952
I JUST GO IN THERE
TO THINK SOMETIMES.
754
00:36:21,954 --> 00:36:24,055
COACH COLIN WALKER?
755
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,491
I THOUGHT SHE WAS
DATING JUSTIN WALKER.
756
00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:29,093
OH, THAT MUST BE AWKWARD.
757
00:36:29,095 --> 00:36:30,895
TOO BAD THEY AREN'T WRITERS.
758
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:33,131
IF THEY HAD WORK
IN THE MAGAZINE,
759
00:36:33,133 --> 00:36:36,134
THEN EVERYBODY
WOULD WANT TO HAVE WORK
IN THE LITERARY MAGAZINE.
760
00:36:36,136 --> 00:36:41,240
IT WOULD SELL OUT FOR SURE.
761
00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,909
YOU KNOW, IT JUST
MAKES YOU THINK THOUGH.
762
00:36:43,911 --> 00:36:46,011
EVERYBODY
HAS SOMETHING TO HIDE...
763
00:36:46,013 --> 00:36:48,413
EVEN CLAIRE MATHEWS.
764
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:50,415
HA!
765
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,918
YEAH.
766
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:59,926
YEAH,
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
767
00:36:59,928 --> 00:37:01,528
I TRAVEL LIGHTLY TODAY.
768
00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,530
NOT A PROBLEM,
MRS. PHILLIPS.
769
00:37:03,532 --> 00:37:08,269
MS. MS. MS.
770
00:37:08,271 --> 00:37:09,937
WHAT?
771
00:37:09,939 --> 00:37:11,438
WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
772
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,340
LIKE I JUST TOLD YOU
I USED TO BE A MAN?
773
00:37:13,342 --> 00:37:15,376
THIS IS FOR CARSON PHILLIPS?
774
00:37:15,378 --> 00:37:17,278
YEAH,
THAT'S MY SON.
775
00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:19,413
WHY DOES HE NEED
ANTIDEPRESSANTS?
776
00:37:19,415 --> 00:37:22,017
I DON'T THINK THAT'S
ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS, APRIL.
777
00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:24,586
- FORGIVE ME, MISS PHILLIPS--
- YOU KNOW WHAT, CALL ME SHERYL.
778
00:37:24,588 --> 00:37:26,488
JUST SIMPLE SHERYL.
779
00:37:26,490 --> 00:37:30,892
I THINK I MAY BE
ENGAGED TO YOUR EX-HUSBAND.
780
00:37:30,894 --> 00:37:36,566
NEAL PHILLIPS?
781
00:37:36,568 --> 00:37:39,302
WAIT! MISS PHILLIPS?
782
00:37:39,304 --> 00:37:42,171
SHERYL?!
783
00:37:42,173 --> 00:37:44,974
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
784
00:37:44,976 --> 00:37:49,146
HI.
785
00:37:49,148 --> 00:37:50,447
HI.
786
00:37:50,449 --> 00:37:52,482
HOW WAS WORK?
787
00:37:52,484 --> 00:37:54,384
NOT GOOD.
788
00:37:54,386 --> 00:37:57,321
I'M SORRY,
BUT THERE'S ONLY
SO MANY TIMES
789
00:37:57,323 --> 00:38:01,091
I CAN SAY I'M SORRY.
BUT I WANT YOU TO REALIZE
790
00:38:01,093 --> 00:38:04,495
THAT ALL OF THAT WAS A REALLY
791
00:38:04,497 --> 00:38:08,499
DARK PERIOD FOR ME.
792
00:38:08,501 --> 00:38:10,501
UM, SO...
793
00:38:10,503 --> 00:38:13,171
CAN YOU REALLY BLAME ME
FOR NOT WANTING TO
794
00:38:13,173 --> 00:38:15,006
CARRY IT WITH ME?
795
00:38:15,008 --> 00:38:17,343
CAN YOU BLAME ME
FOR WANTING TO FORGET ABOUT IT?
796
00:38:17,345 --> 00:38:25,050
I WANT TO MEET HIM.
YOUR SON, I WANT TO MEET HIM.
797
00:38:25,052 --> 00:38:26,952
YEAH.
798
00:38:26,954 --> 00:38:29,955
WE TRIED
SELLING SOME AD SPACE
TO LOCAL BUSINESSES
799
00:38:29,957 --> 00:38:33,193
BUT I HAD NO TAKERS.
800
00:38:33,195 --> 00:38:35,395
WELL,
YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
801
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,898
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE
WORN SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
802
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,633
OKAY. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING,
803
00:38:39,635 --> 00:38:41,902
BUT I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS.
THE TRUCK PULLING
804
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:43,603
THE CHEER FLOAT'S
ENGINE JUST DIED,
805
00:38:43,605 --> 00:38:46,173
- SO THEY'RE TAKING YOURS.
- EXCUSE ME?
806
00:38:46,175 --> 00:38:49,277
OH, UM, MY APOLOGIES.
807
00:38:49,279 --> 00:38:51,612
BUT YOU KNOW,
HOMECOMING'S NOTHING
808
00:38:51,614 --> 00:38:53,381
WITHOUT THE CHEER FLOAT.
809
00:38:53,383 --> 00:38:55,516
OKAY, THEN GO TAKE
THE ATHLETES FLOAT AWAY.
810
00:38:55,518 --> 00:38:58,052
I MEAN, THEY PRIDE
THEMSELVES RUNNING AROUND
LIKE MULES ANYWAY.
811
00:38:58,054 --> 00:39:00,122
MY DECISION'S FINAL.
812
00:39:00,124 --> 00:39:02,391
OKAY.
813
00:39:02,393 --> 00:39:04,293
FINAL.
814
00:39:04,295 --> 00:39:06,595
WELL, AT LEAST
WE HAD FUN MAKING IT.
815
00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:13,937
NO. THEY'RE GONNA
SEE THIS FLOAT IF IT KILLS ME.
816
00:39:13,939 --> 00:39:15,338
NICE COSTUME.
817
00:39:15,340 --> 00:39:17,040
NICE LIFE.
818
00:39:17,042 --> 00:39:27,084
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
819
00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:32,423
[MARCHING BAND PLAYING]
820
00:39:32,425 --> 00:39:33,624
YEAH!
821
00:39:33,626 --> 00:39:38,963
YEAH!
822
00:39:38,965 --> 00:39:40,664
WHOO!
823
00:39:40,666 --> 00:39:50,709
[BAND PLAYING
"PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC
WHITE BOY"]
824
00:39:50,711 --> 00:40:02,121
[BAND PLAYING
"PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC
WHITE BOY"]
825
00:40:02,123 --> 00:40:07,460
YEAH!
826
00:40:07,462 --> 00:40:13,467
- YOU'RE THE MAN!
- SCREW YOU!
827
00:40:13,469 --> 00:40:16,003
- ARE YOU DRUNK?
- WASTED.
828
00:40:16,005 --> 00:40:17,738
♪ NO MATTER WHAT...
829
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:20,140
[CLAIRE]
MY APOLOGIES, BUT, YOU KNOW,
830
00:40:20,142 --> 00:40:22,309
HOMECOMING'S NOTHING
WITHOUT THE CHEER FLOAT.
831
00:40:22,311 --> 00:40:24,679
[MALERIE] NO ONE READS
THE "CHRONICLE" ANYWAY.
832
00:40:24,681 --> 00:40:28,016
[GIRL] HE'S ONLY HERE
BECAUSE HE'S THE EDITOR
OF THAT STUPID PAPER.
833
00:40:28,018 --> 00:40:30,018
♪ NO MATTER WHAT...
834
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:32,020
- [TELEPHONE RINGS]
- HELLO?
835
00:40:32,022 --> 00:40:34,555
MALERIE? IT'S CARSON.
836
00:40:34,557 --> 00:40:36,491
- WHO?
- CARSON PHILLIPS.
837
00:40:36,493 --> 00:40:38,093
OH, YEAH, I KNEW.
838
00:40:38,095 --> 00:40:40,396
OPERATION CLOVERGATE'S
IN EFFECT.
839
00:40:40,398 --> 00:40:44,433
SO MANY PEOPLE TO BLACKMAIL,
SO LITTLE TIME.
840
00:40:44,435 --> 00:40:47,336
BUT HOW'RE
WE GONNA BLACKMAIL
ALL OF THEM?
841
00:40:47,338 --> 00:40:49,338
HUMPH.
842
00:40:49,340 --> 00:40:51,340
I DON'T KNOW.
843
00:40:51,342 --> 00:40:54,511
I GOT DIRT ON MOST OF THEM.
844
00:40:54,513 --> 00:40:57,514
SO I'M NOT SURE.
BUT THEN AGAIN,
845
00:40:57,516 --> 00:41:00,683
COLUMBUS WASN'T SURE
IF NORTH AMERICA WAS THERE.
BUT IT DIDN'T STOP HIM
846
00:41:00,685 --> 00:41:02,786
FROM SAILING TO IT.
AND ONCE HE WAS THERE,
847
00:41:02,788 --> 00:41:04,587
- YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
- WHAT?
848
00:41:04,589 --> 00:41:07,558
HE ENSLAVED
EVERY SINGLE INDIAN
AROUND HIM.
849
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:10,194
OH, YOU LITTLE INDIANS,
LOOK OUT.
850
00:41:10,196 --> 00:41:11,662
YEAH.
851
00:41:11,664 --> 00:41:16,200
SOME WILL BE
MUCH EASIER THAN OTHERS.
852
00:41:16,202 --> 00:41:17,301
N-N-NO.
853
00:41:17,303 --> 00:41:18,402
♪
854
00:41:18,404 --> 00:41:22,207
♪ WHEN THE SKY
855
00:41:22,209 --> 00:41:23,642
♪ OPENS
856
00:41:23,644 --> 00:41:30,549
♪ AND THE SOUND
COMES OUT OF IT NOW ♪
857
00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:33,853
♪ IT'S LIKE A BREATH OF AIR
IT'S LIKE A SPLASH OF WATER ♪
858
00:41:33,855 --> 00:41:35,621
♪ IT'S LIKE A SLAP
859
00:41:35,623 --> 00:41:42,562
♪ ON THE HAND...
860
00:41:42,564 --> 00:41:44,730
YOU'RE "BADBOY2012"?
861
00:41:44,732 --> 00:41:48,569
I CAN'T EVEN
LOOK AT YOU ANYMORE.
862
00:41:48,571 --> 00:41:56,577
NOT THAT IT WAS EASY BEFORE.
863
00:41:56,579 --> 00:42:09,257
IT'S A NICE DAY.
864
00:42:09,259 --> 00:42:21,770
HEY, SIEGFRIED.
HERE YOU GO.
865
00:42:21,772 --> 00:42:29,278
HEY, ROY, ENJOY.
866
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:33,283
AHEM!
867
00:42:33,285 --> 00:42:35,619
- WHAT'S THIS?
- [LAUGHING]
868
00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,821
COME ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
869
00:42:37,823 --> 00:42:40,624
YOU LEFT IT IN
THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM.
870
00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,660
UM, DID YOU GUYS WANT SOME?
871
00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:46,430
IF WE WERE RESPONSIBLE STUDENTS
WE WOULD GO RIGHT NOW
872
00:42:46,432 --> 00:42:47,899
TO THE SCHOOL AUTHORITIES.
873
00:42:47,901 --> 00:42:50,168
LISTEN,
I'LL WRITE THE MOVIE REVIEW,
874
00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:51,769
I PROMISE YOU. HUH?
875
00:42:51,771 --> 00:42:57,675
IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT.
876
00:42:57,677 --> 00:42:59,311
WHAT A RUSH.
877
00:42:59,313 --> 00:43:03,649
♪ NO MATTER WHAT
878
00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:05,651
♪ I SAY
879
00:43:05,653 --> 00:43:07,819
CAN I HELP YOU?
880
00:43:07,821 --> 00:43:10,923
I WAS UH, JUST GOOGLING
SOME SATAN WORSHIPING CULTS,
881
00:43:10,925 --> 00:43:12,926
YOU KNOW,
A HOBBY OF MINE, AND
882
00:43:12,928 --> 00:43:15,895
I CAME ACROSS THESE.
CHECK THESE OUT, RIGHT?
883
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:19,332
ISN'T THAT YOU, I BELIEVE,
WITH A WHIP IN YOUR MOUTH?
884
00:43:19,334 --> 00:43:21,834
YES, YES, HERE YOU'RE
RIDING SOME GUYS IN THIS ONE.
885
00:43:21,836 --> 00:43:24,938
YES, THAT'S GREAT.
AND THIS ONE.
THIS ONE'S MY FAVORITE.
886
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:27,441
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME THESE?
887
00:43:27,443 --> 00:43:29,843
OH, I JUST WANT
TO PROTECT YOU, VICKI.
888
00:43:29,845 --> 00:43:33,581
I MEAN, I'D HATE IT
IF THESE WERE ACCIDENTALLY
EMAILED TO YOUR MOM.
889
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:35,950
DOES SHE STILL TEACH
SUNDAY SCHOOL
890
00:43:35,952 --> 00:43:45,694
AT RYDER BAPTIST CHURCH?
891
00:43:45,696 --> 00:43:47,462
AND WHEN I SAY TEAMWORK,
892
00:43:47,464 --> 00:43:49,698
WHAT'S THE FIRST THING
THAT COMES TO MIND?
893
00:43:49,700 --> 00:43:51,700
SHUT UP!
894
00:43:51,702 --> 00:43:58,674
MOVE YOUR BOOKS.
MOVE YOUR BOOKS!
895
00:43:58,676 --> 00:44:00,543
♪ TWO, FOUR, SIX, EIGHT
896
00:44:00,545 --> 00:44:03,312
♪ HEARD YOU LIKE TO FORNICATE
897
00:44:03,314 --> 00:44:08,718
[CLAIRE]
CARSON!
898
00:44:08,720 --> 00:44:10,554
I WANT YOU TO BE THERE
899
00:44:10,556 --> 00:44:14,024
AT THAT TIME.
900
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,593
I ALSO WANT TO RECOMMEND
NOT SLEEPING WITH STUDENTS...
901
00:44:16,595 --> 00:44:26,638
STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT.
902
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:36,047
STRONGLY RECOMMEND IT.
903
00:44:36,049 --> 00:44:42,888
I COULD GET FIRED FOR THIS,
AND I NEED THAT DENTAL PLAN.
904
00:44:42,890 --> 00:44:48,427
IT'S NORMAL
TO BE WITH OLDER WOMEN
IN YOUR CULTURE, RIGHT?
905
00:44:48,429 --> 00:44:51,765
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT WHAT YOU ARE SAYING,
BUT YOU ARE SO HOT.
906
00:44:51,767 --> 00:44:54,768
AND YOUNG AND TANNISH
AND IMPORTED.
907
00:44:54,770 --> 00:44:58,938
OH, GOD.
I FEEL LIKE I'M IN
EAT, PRAY, LOVE.
908
00:44:58,940 --> 00:44:59,939
- WAS THAT DIRTY TALK?
- SI.
909
00:44:59,941 --> 00:45:04,444
OH, I LOVE DIRTY TALK.
910
00:45:04,446 --> 00:45:06,781
OH,
YOU'RE SO "SPANELICIOUS!"
I LOVE IT!
911
00:45:06,783 --> 00:45:10,451
[MAN]
MS. HASTINGS?
912
00:45:10,453 --> 00:45:19,795
COMING.
913
00:45:19,797 --> 00:45:24,966
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
914
00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:27,035
- HOLA?
- WHAT'S UP, MAN?
915
00:45:27,037 --> 00:45:29,638
[REGULAR VOICE]
HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING, BRO?
916
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:32,641
NAH, NOTHING.
I WAS JUST FEELING UP
THE RECEPTIONIST.
917
00:45:32,643 --> 00:45:34,811
YEAH, DUDE, NO,
THE RECEPTIONIST.
918
00:45:34,813 --> 00:45:37,013
IT'S INSANE.
I'M ONE AWAY FROM
BEATING MY RECORD.
919
00:45:37,015 --> 00:45:39,849
I LITERALLY PUT THE "DICK"
IN VALEDICTORIAN.
920
00:45:39,851 --> 00:45:41,584
IT'S...
921
00:45:41,586 --> 00:45:51,462
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.
922
00:45:51,464 --> 00:45:54,064
SO, EMILIO...
923
00:45:54,066 --> 00:45:57,034
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
A FORNICATING EXCHANGE STUDENT?
924
00:45:57,036 --> 00:45:59,570
AND I WOULD
TONE DOWN THE TELEMUNDO.
925
00:45:59,572 --> 00:46:02,474
- MALERIE HERE IS IN SPANISH 4.
- SI.
926
00:46:02,476 --> 00:46:05,777
I'M ALSO FLUENT IN
CELTIC AND ELVISH.
927
00:46:05,779 --> 00:46:08,046
TAKE THAT LIGHT
IN YOUR FACE.
928
00:46:08,048 --> 00:46:10,115
ALL RIGHT, LOOK.
929
00:46:10,117 --> 00:46:13,118
I'M NOT FROM
EL SALVADOR OBVIOUSLY.
930
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,788
I'M FROM SAN DIEGO.
931
00:46:15,790 --> 00:46:17,857
- [SNICKERS]
- SEA WORLD, I KNEW IT.
932
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,393
I KNEW HE SMELT
VERY FAINTLY OF DOLPHIN.
933
00:46:20,395 --> 00:46:22,862
- NO, I DON'T.
- WHAT ELSE? TELL US THE TRUTH!
934
00:46:22,864 --> 00:46:24,597
SPEAK.
935
00:46:24,599 --> 00:46:26,699
THE ONLY SPANISH I KNOW
IS FROM LEVEL ONE,
936
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:28,701
ROSETTA STONE,
WHICH I STOLE.
937
00:46:28,703 --> 00:46:31,471
I'VE BEEN SAYING
THE SAME 10 PHRASES
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
938
00:46:31,473 --> 00:46:33,140
AND NO ONE SEEMS TO NOTICE.
939
00:46:33,142 --> 00:46:35,609
PLEASE DON'T
TELL MY HOST FAMILY.
940
00:46:35,611 --> 00:46:38,945
- DUDE, THEY'D HAVE ME ARRESTED.
- WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
941
00:46:38,947 --> 00:46:40,881
ARE YOU KIDDING?
942
00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:43,951
I GET FOOD, HOUSING...
943
00:46:43,953 --> 00:46:46,754
AND GIRLS.
944
00:46:46,756 --> 00:46:50,558
DUDE, GIRLS LIKE NOTHING MORE
THAN A GUY THAT SPEAKS SPANISH.
945
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,027
THAT JUST LITTLE--
[ROLLS TONGUE]--
OH, MY GOD.
946
00:46:53,029 --> 00:46:55,496
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.
947
00:46:55,498 --> 00:46:57,765
- [ROLLS TONGUE]
- CONTINUE.
948
00:46:57,767 --> 00:46:59,101
DUDE, YOU CAN'T BLAME ME.
949
00:46:59,103 --> 00:47:01,437
YEAH, YEAH, I CAN.
950
00:47:01,439 --> 00:47:07,443
I CAN BLAME YOU
MUCHAS GRACIAS, SENORITA.
951
00:47:07,445 --> 00:47:09,778
THIS IS FOR YOU.
952
00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:12,047
- SI, "SE PAEDOPHILE."
- AND JUST REMEMBER,
953
00:47:12,049 --> 00:47:21,925
WE HAVE THIS ALL ON FILM.
954
00:47:21,927 --> 00:47:24,093
WELL, HELLO, EVERYONE.
955
00:47:24,095 --> 00:47:26,230
AND WELCOME
TO THE JOURNALISM CLASSROOM.
956
00:47:26,232 --> 00:47:28,866
- YOU FASCIST.
- OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE NAMES,
957
00:47:28,868 --> 00:47:31,936
ALL RIGHT? OKAY, LOOK.
I'LL MAKE THIS SHORT AND SWEET.
958
00:47:31,938 --> 00:47:34,238
YOU'RE ALL HERE
BECAUSE I'VE GOT DIRT ON YOU.
959
00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:36,674
OKAY, WELL,
I KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
960
00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:38,909
PRETTY SURE
I KNOW WHY DWAYNE'S HERE.
961
00:47:38,911 --> 00:47:41,680
WHY ARE
THE REST OF YOU HERE?
962
00:47:41,682 --> 00:47:43,949
THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW
AND THE REST OF YOU
963
00:47:43,951 --> 00:47:47,018
TO NEVER KNOW
IF ALL GOES AS PLANNED.
964
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:50,088
THIS IS BULLSHIT.
NOT TO MENTION ILLEGAL.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY
965
00:47:50,090 --> 00:47:52,190
LAWYERS MY FAMILY HAS?
966
00:47:52,192 --> 00:47:55,528
- SEVEN.
- ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
967
00:47:55,530 --> 00:47:57,663
IF ANY OF YOU
WOULD LIKE TO SHARE
968
00:47:57,665 --> 00:48:00,566
THE INFORMATION I HAVE ON YOU,
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO
969
00:48:00,568 --> 00:48:04,070
AND THEN LEAVE THE ROOM.
970
00:48:04,072 --> 00:48:05,805
DIDN'T THINK SO.
971
00:48:05,807 --> 00:48:07,673
I'M LATE FOR
HELLO DOLLY REHEARSAL
972
00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:09,810
- SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
- AS YOU ALL KNOW,
973
00:48:09,812 --> 00:48:12,646
I AM STARTING
A SCHOOL LITERARY MAGAZINE.
974
00:48:12,648 --> 00:48:14,281
YOU WANT US
TO BUY YOUR MAGAZINE?
975
00:48:14,283 --> 00:48:16,617
YOU CLAIRE, NO.
I WOULD NEVER EXPECT YOU
976
00:48:16,619 --> 00:48:19,119
TO RECOGNIZE
AN INTELLIGENT PUBLICATION
LET ALONE PURCHASE ONE.
977
00:48:19,121 --> 00:48:21,822
BUT YOUR FRIENDS
AND FAMILIES, YES. WHY?
978
00:48:21,824 --> 00:48:24,659
'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL
GONNA BE IN IT.
979
00:48:24,661 --> 00:48:26,895
I WANT A LITERARY SUBMISSION
FROM EACH OF YOU.
980
00:48:26,897 --> 00:48:28,730
SO THAT'S WHAT
THIS IS ALL ABOUT?
981
00:48:28,732 --> 00:48:30,031
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
982
00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,034
I'M NOT EVEN A STUDENT HERE.
983
00:48:33,036 --> 00:48:35,003
IT'S BECAUSE
I WANT MORE FROM YOU.
984
00:48:35,005 --> 00:48:37,072
AND FROM YOU.
985
00:48:37,074 --> 00:48:39,675
I WANT A SUBMISSION FROM EACH
FOOTBALL PLAYER AND CHEERLEADER.
986
00:48:39,677 --> 00:48:43,879
WHAT?
OH, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME,
MY CHEER TEAM, OR ANYONE ELSE
987
00:48:43,881 --> 00:48:45,681
DO ANYTHING, OKAY?
SEE, THERE IS A REASON
988
00:48:45,683 --> 00:48:47,917
WHY YOU AND PRECIOUS
IN THE CORNER OVER THERE
989
00:48:47,919 --> 00:48:50,085
ARE THE ONLY MEMBERS
OF YOUR CLUB. OKAY?
990
00:48:50,087 --> 00:48:53,557
AND IT'S BECAUSE
EVERYBODY HATES YOU.
EVEN IF YOU SPREAD
991
00:48:53,559 --> 00:48:56,560
WHATEVER INFORMATION YOU
HAVE ON US AROUND THE SCHOOL,
992
00:48:56,562 --> 00:48:58,295
NO ONE IS GOING
TO BELIEVE YOU, GOT IT?
993
00:48:58,297 --> 00:49:01,031
- I WILL TOTALLY BELIEVE HIM.
- YOU DON'T COUNT.
994
00:49:01,033 --> 00:49:03,733
OH, WE DON'T COUNT?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
995
00:49:03,735 --> 00:49:07,772
THEY WILL BELIEVE,
'CAUSE WE WILL SPREAD
THAT SHIT LIKE NUTELLA.
996
00:49:07,774 --> 00:49:09,874
ALL RIGHT, FOR YEARS
997
00:49:09,876 --> 00:49:14,045
I HAVE BEEN POKED AND STABBED
WITH YOUR BITCH FORK.
998
00:49:14,047 --> 00:49:16,747
YOU HAVE BEATEN ME DOWN
999
00:49:16,749 --> 00:49:18,115
TO THE BOTTOM
OF THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOD CHAIN
1000
00:49:18,117 --> 00:49:20,886
WITH THE SHITTY END OF THE STICK
FOR FAR TOO LONG.
1001
00:49:20,888 --> 00:49:23,155
YOU DON'T THINK
THEY'RE GONNA BELIEVE ME?
1002
00:49:23,157 --> 00:49:25,891
I WILL
MAKE THEM BELIEVE ME!
YOU DON'T THINK
1003
00:49:25,893 --> 00:49:28,193
THEY'VE JUST BEEN
WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE
TO TURN AGAINST YOU?
1004
00:49:28,195 --> 00:49:30,329
I MEAN,
SURE THEY ALL HATE ME,
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE
1005
00:49:30,331 --> 00:49:33,600
I'M THE ONLY PERSON IN TOWN WITH
AN IQ LARGER THAN MY SHOE SIZE
1006
00:49:33,602 --> 00:49:35,902
AND I DON'T HESITATE
TO REMIND PEOPLE THAT!
1007
00:49:35,904 --> 00:49:38,738
SO GO AHEAD AND PLAY
ALL THE MIND GAMES YOU WANT.
I'M NOT ACCEPTING THAT
1008
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:41,741
INVITATION TO INTIMIDATION
ANY LONGER, ALL RIGHT?!
1009
00:49:41,743 --> 00:49:44,677
I'VE GOT A WHOLE HELL OF A LOT
TO GAIN AND NOTHING TO LOSE
1010
00:49:44,679 --> 00:49:47,146
AND THIS TIME
NONE OF YOU ARE STOPPING ME!
1011
00:49:47,148 --> 00:49:49,383
DO YOU NEED SOME EXAMPLES?!
1012
00:49:49,385 --> 00:49:52,219
HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES,
ALL RIGHT,
1013
00:49:52,221 --> 00:49:56,023
POETRY, SHORT STORIES, ESSAYS,
SCRIPTS, NOVELS, ANYTHING!
1014
00:49:56,025 --> 00:49:59,093
AS LONG AS IT'S IN YOUR WORDS,
IN MY HANDS ASAP! YOU GOT IT?!
1015
00:49:59,095 --> 00:50:01,261
WRITE ABOUT
HOW MUCH YOU HATE ME.
1016
00:50:01,263 --> 00:50:04,766
WRITE IN DETAIL ABOUT HOW MUCH
YOU WANT TO KILL ME, OKAY?!
1017
00:50:04,768 --> 00:50:10,205
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF
MY CLASSROOM!
1018
00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:12,273
[MALERIE]
EXCUSE ME.
1019
00:50:12,275 --> 00:50:16,779
[LABORED BREATHING]
1020
00:50:16,781 --> 00:50:19,181
I'M WORRIED MOST OF YOU
1021
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:23,252
HAVE TAKEN
ONE TOO MANY TACKLES
TO THE HEAD.
1022
00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:26,355
WE CAN'T BEAT A TEAM
UNLESS WE OUTTHINK A TEAM.
1023
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:28,658
SO...
1024
00:50:28,660 --> 00:50:32,963
TO PROVE YOU ARE
ALL CAPABLE OF DOING THAT,
1025
00:50:32,965 --> 00:50:35,666
I WANT YOU ALL
TO SUBMIT SOMETHING
1026
00:50:35,668 --> 00:50:37,868
TO THE SCHOOL
LITERARY MAGAZINE.
1027
00:50:37,870 --> 00:50:39,670
- [GROANING]
- UH, WHAT THE--
1028
00:50:39,672 --> 00:50:42,673
DON'T QUESTION ME,
HIT THE SHOWERS NOW!
1029
00:50:42,675 --> 00:50:44,275
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1030
00:50:44,277 --> 00:50:47,211
[MALE STUDENT]
I LIKE THE COLOR GREEN.
1031
00:50:47,213 --> 00:50:50,415
WHEN I SEE GREEN,
I THINK OF TREES, PLANTS
1032
00:50:50,417 --> 00:50:54,152
AND GRASS.
1033
00:50:54,154 --> 00:50:57,088
WHEN I THINK OF GRASS,
I THINK OF FOOTBALL...
1034
00:50:57,090 --> 00:50:59,324
- BRILLIANT.
- [CLAIRE] WE CAN'T CHEER
1035
00:50:59,326 --> 00:51:01,326
IF WE'RE NOT CULTURED.
1036
00:51:01,328 --> 00:51:04,163
I JUST WANT EVERYONE
TO WRITE SOMETHING
1037
00:51:04,165 --> 00:51:06,331
FOR THE LITERARY MAGAZINE,
OKAY?
1038
00:51:06,333 --> 00:51:07,933
[SIGHS]
1039
00:51:07,935 --> 00:51:10,235
NOW LET'S GO DO
A FRICKIN' PYRAMID.
1040
00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,338
[CLAIRE'S VOICE]
I LOVE CHEERLEADING.
1041
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,175
BUT THE WORST THING ABOUT
BEING ON TOP OF THE PYRAMID IS
1042
00:51:15,177 --> 00:51:20,246
YOU CAN GET REALLY HURT
IF YOU FALL.
1043
00:51:20,248 --> 00:51:23,049
[VICKI'S VOICE]
IT WAS A WORLD OF
VAMPIRES AND DEMONS
1044
00:51:23,051 --> 00:51:25,085
WHERE INNOCENCE WAS RARE
1045
00:51:25,087 --> 00:51:29,356
AND SO WERE THE LIVING.
1046
00:51:29,358 --> 00:51:32,727
[DWAYNE'S VOICE]
WHY DO PEOPLE LIVE
2D LIVES IN A 3D WORLD
1047
00:51:32,729 --> 00:51:36,030
WHEN THEY CAN LIVE
4D LIVES ALL THE TIME?
1048
00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:51,213
YEAH.
1049
00:51:51,215 --> 00:51:53,315
[SCOTT'S VOICE]
I HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT
I WAS DESTINED FOR FAME.
1050
00:51:53,317 --> 00:51:55,985
THE IMAGE
OF MY NAME IN LIGHTS
ISN'T JUST A DREAM,
1051
00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:59,922
IT'S A PREMONITION.
1052
00:51:59,924 --> 00:52:01,824
[NICHOLAS' VOICE]
ROSES ARE RED,
1053
00:52:01,826 --> 00:52:03,793
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
1054
00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:10,300
NO AMOUNT OF MONEY
COULD KEEP ME AWAY FROM YOU.
1055
00:52:10,302 --> 00:52:12,402
[REMY'S VOICE] THERE WAS
ONCE A LITTLE PRINCESS
1056
00:52:12,404 --> 00:52:14,338
WITH SEVERAL RESPONSIBILITIES.
1057
00:52:14,340 --> 00:52:16,774
HER PARENTS,
THE KING AND QUEEN,
1058
00:52:16,776 --> 00:52:18,509
PUT WAY TOO MUCH
PRESSURE ON HER
1059
00:52:18,511 --> 00:52:26,417
SINCE THEY HAD TROUBLES
MANAGING THE KINGDOM.
1060
00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:29,420
MALERIE WRITING
1061
00:52:29,422 --> 00:52:32,791
PART 38.
1062
00:52:32,793 --> 00:52:36,261
ACTION.
1063
00:52:36,263 --> 00:52:37,930
CALL ME...
1064
00:52:37,932 --> 00:52:40,266
ISABELLA.
1065
00:52:40,268 --> 00:52:44,403
IT'S GENIUS.
1066
00:52:44,405 --> 00:52:47,106
[CARSON]
IT WAS ANYTHING LIKE
I'D EVER EXPERIENCED.
1067
00:52:47,108 --> 00:52:49,008
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
1068
00:52:49,010 --> 00:52:50,977
I WAS WINNING.
1069
00:52:50,979 --> 00:52:53,280
FOR THE FIRST TIME,
EVERYTHING SEEMED REACHABLE.
1070
00:52:53,282 --> 00:53:00,287
IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS.
1071
00:53:00,289 --> 00:53:04,224
SO I'M BLACKMAILING
THE ENTIRE SCHOOL
1072
00:53:04,226 --> 00:53:06,961
TO BETTER MY CHANCES
OF GETTING INTO THE UNIVERSITY
1073
00:53:06,963 --> 00:53:09,831
OF MY DREAMS,
AND IT'S EXHILARATING.
1074
00:53:09,833 --> 00:53:11,833
I MEAN,
WHO'D OF THOUGHT THAT ONE OF
1075
00:53:11,835 --> 00:53:16,304
MY BIGGEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS
WOULD BE CRIMINAL?
1076
00:53:16,306 --> 00:53:18,472
- GET OUT.
- OH, NO,
1077
00:53:18,474 --> 00:53:20,542
NOT TODAY, GRANDMA.
PLEASE DON'T.
1078
00:53:20,544 --> 00:53:23,145
- NOT TODAY.
- GET OUT.
1079
00:53:23,147 --> 00:53:25,214
GET OUT.
I DO NOT KNOW YOU!
1080
00:53:25,216 --> 00:53:27,516
ALL RIGHT,
OKAY, I'M LEAVING.
1081
00:53:27,518 --> 00:53:30,452
[CLAIRE]
SO WE STILL NEED A VENUE
FOR PROM, ANY IDEAS?
1082
00:53:30,454 --> 00:53:32,054
I WAS THINKING
QUAIL GARDENS.
1083
00:53:32,056 --> 00:53:34,023
WHAT ABOUT
MOTEL 6 UP THE HIGHWAY?
1084
00:53:34,025 --> 00:53:37,126
I MEAN, EVERYONE HEADS UP THERE
AFTER PROM ANYWAY, RIGHT?
1085
00:53:37,128 --> 00:53:39,495
ANY OBJECTIONS
TO QUAIL GARDENS?
1086
00:53:39,497 --> 00:53:41,264
[TOGETHER]
NO OBJECTIONS.
1087
00:53:41,266 --> 00:53:43,032
ISN'T QUAIL GARDENS
1088
00:53:43,034 --> 00:53:45,168
LIKE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE COUNTRY?
1089
00:53:45,170 --> 00:53:47,504
AND PROM IS USUALLY
IN THE BEGINNING OF SUMMER
1090
00:53:47,506 --> 00:53:50,074
SO EVERYONE'S GONNA BE
EATEN ALIVE BY BUGS.
1091
00:53:50,076 --> 00:53:52,977
I THINK THE UH,
THE CLOVER DINING HALL
WOULD BE CHEAPER
1092
00:53:52,979 --> 00:53:55,012
- AND SMARTER.
- OKAY,
1093
00:53:55,014 --> 00:53:56,547
CLOVER DINING HALL IT IS.
1094
00:53:56,549 --> 00:53:59,483
- AWESOME, MOVING ON.
- WE NEED A THEME.
1095
00:53:59,485 --> 00:54:02,020
HOW 'BOUT
A FAIRY TALE THEME?
WE COULD DO
1096
00:54:02,022 --> 00:54:04,189
AN EASY
CINDERELLA SETTING
FOR PHOTOS.
1097
00:54:04,191 --> 00:54:06,892
OH, MY GOD.
I LOVE RAPUNZEL.
1098
00:54:06,894 --> 00:54:09,361
YEAH, I'M NOT SURE
ALL THE STUDENTS
1099
00:54:09,363 --> 00:54:12,230
WOULD APPRECIATE
UM, THAT THEME.
1100
00:54:12,232 --> 00:54:14,065
LIKE THE MALE ONES.
1101
00:54:14,067 --> 00:54:16,235
WHY DON'T YOU GUYS DO
LIKE A, UH, ERA THEME,
1102
00:54:16,237 --> 00:54:19,238
LIKE THE ROARING '20s
OR SOMETHING?
1103
00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:21,207
[SIGHS]
'20s IS FINE.
1104
00:54:21,209 --> 00:54:23,242
SUPER.
1105
00:54:23,244 --> 00:54:25,912
OKAY.
WHY ARE YOU GUYS, UH,
1106
00:54:25,914 --> 00:54:28,314
LETTING ME MAKE
ALL THE DECISIONS?
1107
00:54:28,316 --> 00:54:30,651
IT WAS A LOT MORE FUN
WHEN I GOT TO ARGUE WITH YOU.
1108
00:54:30,653 --> 00:54:40,260
ARE YOU GONNA MAKE US
WRITE MORE IF WE DO?
1109
00:54:40,262 --> 00:54:42,229
- ANYTHING FOR ME?
- NO,
1110
00:54:42,231 --> 00:54:44,399
JUST BILLS AND ADS
1111
00:54:44,401 --> 00:54:46,567
AND BILLS, BILLS, BILLS.
1112
00:54:46,569 --> 00:54:48,569
LET ME SEE.
1113
00:54:48,571 --> 00:54:50,405
MAGAZINES...
1114
00:54:50,407 --> 00:54:53,007
UH, LET ME KNOW
IF YOU FIND ANYTHING.
1115
00:54:53,009 --> 00:55:02,952
- YEP.
- THANK YOU.
1116
00:55:02,954 --> 00:55:04,353
HOWDY.
1117
00:55:04,355 --> 00:55:06,322
HERE IS MY ENTRY
FOR THE MAGAZINE.
1118
00:55:06,324 --> 00:55:09,258
UH, GREAT.
IS IT ABOUT CONTRACEPTION?
1119
00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,695
YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT MUST BE REALLY NICE
1120
00:55:11,697 --> 00:55:14,431
TO HAVE PLANS
TO JOURNEY OUT INTO THE WORLD,
1121
00:55:14,433 --> 00:55:16,666
BUT SOME OF US
DON'T HAVE THAT CAPABILITY.
1122
00:55:16,668 --> 00:55:19,502
SOME OF US ARE STUCK HERE
AND HAVE TO MAKE THE MOST OF IT,
1123
00:55:19,504 --> 00:55:22,605
SO EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO HAVE
A LITTLE FUN MY SENIOR YEAR.
1124
00:55:22,607 --> 00:55:25,977
IT COULD BE
THE LAST CHANCE THAT I GET.
1125
00:55:25,979 --> 00:55:28,612
AND WHY ARE YOU INCAPABLE?
1126
00:55:28,614 --> 00:55:34,986
WHY ARE YOU STUCK HERE?
1127
00:55:34,988 --> 00:55:37,455
SECOND GRADE
MRS. McCOY'S CLASSROOM.
1128
00:55:37,457 --> 00:55:39,725
I DOUBT
YOU REMEMBER THIS,
BUT I DO.
1129
00:55:39,727 --> 00:55:42,694
WE WENT AROUND THE ROOM AND
WE ALL SAID WHAT WE WANTED TO BE
1130
00:55:42,696 --> 00:55:45,630
WHEN WE GREW UP.
I SAID THAT I WANTED TO BE
A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER
1131
00:55:45,632 --> 00:55:48,533
- AND YOU SAID...
- I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA.
1132
00:55:48,535 --> 00:55:51,003
WHAT STOPPED YOU?
1133
00:55:51,005 --> 00:55:56,309
- THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME.
- BUT I DIDN'T LAUGH AT YOU.
1134
00:55:56,311 --> 00:55:59,312
IN WHAT GRADE DO WE
STOP BELIEVING IN OURSELVES?
1135
00:55:59,314 --> 00:56:02,482
WELL, WHAT GRADE DO WE
JUST STOP BELIEVING PERIOD?
1136
00:56:02,484 --> 00:56:05,251
I MEAN, SOMEONE HAS TO BE
A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE WINNER.
1137
00:56:05,253 --> 00:56:07,487
SOMEONE
HAS TO BE A BALLERINA.
1138
00:56:07,489 --> 00:56:12,659
WHY NOT US?
1139
00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,428
[SIGHS]
1140
00:56:14,430 --> 00:56:16,730
NOW I CAN'T BE
THE ONLY ONE THAT GETS THAT.
1141
00:56:16,732 --> 00:56:19,800
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1142
00:56:19,802 --> 00:56:22,170
YOU KNOW,
WHEN I'M HERE AT SCHOOL,
1143
00:56:22,172 --> 00:56:24,105
I JUST TURN MY PHONE OFF
1144
00:56:24,107 --> 00:56:26,408
SO THAT I DON'T HEAR IT
NOT RINGING.
1145
00:56:26,410 --> 00:56:29,344
- [RINGING CONTINUES]
- WHO IS IT?
1146
00:56:29,346 --> 00:56:35,183
IT'S...MY DAD.
1147
00:56:35,185 --> 00:56:36,352
HELLO?
1148
00:56:36,354 --> 00:56:38,587
HEY, CARSON.
1149
00:56:38,589 --> 00:56:40,656
I DIDN'T MEAN
TO CALL YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
I'M SURE YOU'RE BUSY
1150
00:56:40,658 --> 00:56:43,259
WITH YOUR HOMEWORK AND SO FORTH
BUT I GOT SOME REALLY GOOD NEWS
1151
00:56:43,261 --> 00:56:47,663
I WANNA TELL YOU.
YEAH, I'M GETTING MARRIED.
HER NAME'S APRIL.
1152
00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:50,667
WE'RE EXPECTING
A BABY AND YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A BABY BROTHER.
1153
00:56:50,669 --> 00:56:52,636
YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME.
1154
00:56:52,638 --> 00:56:55,372
SO ANYWAY,
SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU.
IS THERE ANY CHANCE
1155
00:56:55,374 --> 00:56:57,541
YOU COULD MAKE IT
OVER FOR DINNER SOMETIME SOON?
1156
00:56:57,543 --> 00:57:00,544
I...I'D HAVE
TO THINK ABOUT IT.
1157
00:57:00,546 --> 00:57:02,546
PLEASE DO.
IN FACT,
1158
00:57:02,548 --> 00:57:05,716
I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON. 'KAY?
1159
00:57:05,718 --> 00:57:08,419
- 'KAY.
- 'KAY, BYE.
1160
00:57:08,421 --> 00:57:10,555
WHAT HAPPENED?
1161
00:57:10,557 --> 00:57:13,091
UH, UM...
1162
00:57:13,093 --> 00:57:16,094
APPARENTLY,
MY DAD'S GETTING MARRIED.
1163
00:57:16,096 --> 00:57:20,099
CONGRATULATIONS.
1164
00:57:20,101 --> 00:57:24,770
I GUESS.
1165
00:57:24,772 --> 00:57:26,638
WHERE'RE YOU GOING?
1166
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:28,574
AH...
1167
00:57:28,576 --> 00:57:32,244
I'M GONNA GO
HAVE DINNER WITH DAD.
1168
00:57:32,246 --> 00:57:34,647
- WHY?
- UM...
1169
00:57:34,649 --> 00:57:38,485
APPARENTLY,
HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
1170
00:57:38,487 --> 00:57:40,887
GOOD FOR HIM.
1171
00:57:40,889 --> 00:57:45,658
HE WANTS ME
TO GO MEET HIS FIANCE SO...
1172
00:57:45,660 --> 00:57:47,761
HAVE FUN.
1173
00:57:47,763 --> 00:57:50,264
BE HOME AT A DECENT HOUR AND,
1174
00:57:50,266 --> 00:57:53,334
AND ALL THAT
PARENTING SHIT.
1175
00:57:53,336 --> 00:57:55,236
BYE, MOM.
1176
00:57:55,238 --> 00:57:59,773
LOVE YOU.
1177
00:57:59,775 --> 00:58:02,677
[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
1178
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:05,514
YOUR DAD TELLS ME
YOU'RE QUITE POPULAR AT SCHOOL.
1179
00:58:05,516 --> 00:58:07,215
[LAUGHS]
1180
00:58:07,217 --> 00:58:08,884
NO.
1181
00:58:08,886 --> 00:58:12,220
I'M ACTIVE,
BUT I'M, I'M NOT POPULAR.
1182
00:58:12,222 --> 00:58:14,489
WELL, HE'S PART OF
THE NEWSPAPER CLUB.
1183
00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,293
ACTUALLY,
I'M PRESIDENT OF
THE WRITERS' CLUB.
1184
00:58:17,295 --> 00:58:19,395
EDITOR OF
THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER,
1185
00:58:19,397 --> 00:58:21,797
AND I RECENTLY JUST STARTED
A LITERARY MAGAZINE.
1186
00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,634
CHECK YOU OUT.
YOU MUST GET REALLY GOOD GRADES.
1187
00:58:24,636 --> 00:58:26,636
YEAH,
HE DOES PRETTY WELL.
1188
00:58:26,638 --> 00:58:29,806
I HAVE A 4.3.
I WOULD HAVE A 4.5,
1189
00:58:29,808 --> 00:58:33,544
BUT I TEND
TO ARGUE WITH THE TEACHERS
AND THEIR LESSON PLANS SO.
1190
00:58:33,546 --> 00:58:35,179
WELL,
DO YOU PLAY SPORTS?
1191
00:58:35,181 --> 00:58:38,348
[LAUGHS]
1192
00:58:38,350 --> 00:58:40,184
I'M JUST...
1193
00:58:40,186 --> 00:58:43,488
I MEAN...
1194
00:58:43,490 --> 00:58:45,657
GOD KNOWS I TRIED.
WE'D ALWAYS GO DOWN
1195
00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:47,592
- TO THE PARK...
- DID WE?
1196
00:58:47,594 --> 00:58:49,727
THROW THE BALL AROUND,
BUT HE DIDN'T SHOW ANY INTEREST.
1197
00:58:49,729 --> 00:58:52,664
SO I QUICKLY REALIZED THAT
I DIDN'T GET THAT MAJOR LEAGUER
1198
00:58:52,666 --> 00:58:55,400
I WAS HOPING FOR.
HE KIND OF THREW LIKE A GIRL.
1199
00:58:55,402 --> 00:58:57,803
- DAD, WE, WE NEVER DID THAT.
- WELL, SURE WE DID.
1200
00:58:57,805 --> 00:59:00,706
YOU JUST DON'T REMEMBER.
I DON'T THINK YOU REMEMBER.
1201
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,942
NO, I WOULD REMEMBER
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
1202
00:59:02,944 --> 00:59:05,678
HE'S ACTUALLY EXAGGERATING.
HE'S GOT A VERY SORT OF
1203
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:07,746
CREATIVE IMAGINATION.
I THINK THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM
1204
00:59:07,748 --> 00:59:10,649
- SUCH A GOOD WRITER.
- WHO ARE YOU PRETENDING TO BE?
1205
00:59:10,651 --> 00:59:12,619
LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
YOU LEFT WHAT,
1206
00:59:12,621 --> 00:59:15,855
LIKE FIVE YEARS AGO WHEN I'VE
SEEN YOU TWICE SINCE THEN?
1207
00:59:15,857 --> 00:59:17,924
YOU'RE YOUNG,
MAYBE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
1208
00:59:17,926 --> 00:59:20,227
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
1209
00:59:20,229 --> 00:59:22,862
HOW YOU COULD JUST
ABANDON YOUR OLD FAMILY
AND THEN ACT LIKE
1210
00:59:22,864 --> 00:59:25,366
EVERYTHING IS OKAY
IN FRONT OF THE NEW ONE.
1211
00:59:25,368 --> 00:59:27,602
- CARSON, YOUR MOM'S UNSTABLE.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
1212
00:59:27,604 --> 00:59:30,338
- AND YOU LEFT ME WITH HER.
- CARSON...
1213
00:59:30,340 --> 00:59:31,906
YEAH, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T...
1214
00:59:31,908 --> 00:59:33,708
THANK YOU, APRIL.
THANK YOU FOR DINNER.
1215
00:59:33,710 --> 00:59:37,945
IT WAS LOVELY MEETING YOU,
BUT I HAVE TO GO.
1216
00:59:37,947 --> 00:59:41,717
CARSON, I CAN ONLY SAY SORRY
A NUMBER OF TIMES, BUT...
1217
00:59:41,719 --> 00:59:50,392
[SLAMS DOOR]
1218
00:59:50,394 --> 00:59:54,998
WELL,
HE'S HIS MOTHER'S SON.
1219
00:59:55,000 --> 01:00:05,041
[TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
1220
01:00:05,043 --> 01:00:11,749
[TV PLAYING IN BACKGROUND]
1221
01:00:11,751 --> 01:00:14,351
[PRINCIPAL] I'VE CALLED YOU
IN HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE
1222
01:00:14,353 --> 01:00:16,654
A NEW DISTRICT RULE MYSELF
1223
01:00:16,656 --> 01:00:19,290
AND THE REST OF
THE PRINCIPAL BOARD FEEL
VERY STRONGLY ABOUT.
1224
01:00:19,292 --> 01:00:21,058
SO STARTING NEXT SEMESTER,
1225
01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:24,763
ALL BOOK COVERS,
BACKPACKS AND CLOTHING
1226
01:00:24,765 --> 01:00:28,500
DISPLAYING LOGOS AND WRITING
ARE STRICTLY FORBIDDEN.
1227
01:00:28,502 --> 01:00:31,936
SO AS COUNCIL MEMBERS,
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
1228
01:00:31,938 --> 01:00:35,073
THAT YOU HONOR THIS RULE
AND PROVIDE LEADERSHIP
1229
01:00:35,075 --> 01:00:37,310
- BY FOLLOWING IT.
- OKAY, AGREED,
1230
01:00:37,312 --> 01:00:41,580
I HATE SOME OF THE OBNOXIOUS
AND DEGRADING THINGS
1231
01:00:41,582 --> 01:00:44,350
THAT I READ EVERYDAY,
AND IF I SEE ONE MORE PERSON
1232
01:00:44,352 --> 01:00:46,319
WEARING ONE OF THOSE SHIRTS
THAT SAYS, "I DO MY OWN STUNTS,"
1233
01:00:46,321 --> 01:00:48,621
I'M GONNA PHYSICALLY RIP OFF
MY FACE AND THROW IT AT THEM.
1234
01:00:48,623 --> 01:00:51,558
BUT I MEAN, HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO LEARN AND GROW
1235
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,461
WHEN YOU KEEP TAKING
AWAY OUR BASIC FREEDOMS
OF SELF EXPRESSION?
1236
01:00:54,463 --> 01:00:56,463
TELL YOU WHAT, BUDDY,
1237
01:00:56,465 --> 01:00:58,865
WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET US
WORRY ABOUT STUDENT SUPPRESSION?
1238
01:00:58,867 --> 01:01:00,801
- HOW'S THAT?
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
1239
01:01:00,803 --> 01:01:02,903
YOU PEOPLE MUST KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING SINCE
1240
01:01:02,905 --> 01:01:05,006
MORE STUDENTS
ARE MORE DEPRESSED,
MORE STRESSED
1241
01:01:05,008 --> 01:01:07,075
AND DROPPING OUT NOW
MORE THAN EVER BEFORE
1242
01:01:07,077 --> 01:01:08,876
SO YOU'RE DOING
A REAL GREAT JOB
WITH THE DECISIONS.
1243
01:01:08,878 --> 01:01:10,845
- YOU'RE OUT OF LINE.
- YOU'RE ON A POWER TRIP.
1244
01:01:10,847 --> 01:01:13,715
HOW DOES BANNING LOGOS
DO ANYTHING EXCEPT HELP YOUR OWN
1245
01:01:13,717 --> 01:01:16,651
- CONSERVATIVE AGENDAS?
- THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER, OKAY?
1246
01:01:16,653 --> 01:01:19,688
YOU WILL
FOLLOW THE NEW RULES.
AND BECAUSE OF
1247
01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:22,358
YOUR DISRESPECTFUL ATTITUDE,
1248
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:24,860
I HEREBY REVOKE ALL STUDENT
OFF-CAMPUS PRIVILEGES
1249
01:01:24,862 --> 01:01:27,496
FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR.
1250
01:01:27,498 --> 01:01:30,599
YOUR PEERS CAN THANK YOU,
LITTLE MAN.
1251
01:01:30,601 --> 01:01:36,573
LET'S GO, GUYS.
1252
01:01:36,575 --> 01:01:39,909
AAH! YOU CAN'T PUNISH
THE WHOLE SCHOOL
1253
01:01:39,911 --> 01:01:41,578
FOR ONE STUDENT'S
BIG MOUTH!
1254
01:01:41,580 --> 01:01:43,780
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ALL JUST SAT THERE!
1255
01:01:43,782 --> 01:01:45,749
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL
PUTTING THE BLAME ON US.
1256
01:01:45,751 --> 01:01:48,486
THANKS TO YOU,
WE HAVE TO HAVE PROM
IN THE CAFETERIA.
1257
01:01:48,488 --> 01:01:51,422
WE'LL BE SPENDING A LOT
OF TIME THERE SINCE WE CAN'T
GO OFF CAMPUS TO EAT ANYMORE.
1258
01:01:51,424 --> 01:01:53,958
IF YOU WRITE AN APOLOGY LETTER,
MAYBE THEY'D RECONSIDER.
1259
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,394
HE SHOULD APOLOGIZE
TO THE WHOLE SCHOOL.
1260
01:01:56,396 --> 01:01:59,130
HM-HMM, WHAT ABOUT
NEXT WEEK AT ASSEMBLY?
1261
01:01:59,132 --> 01:02:01,633
OH, CARSON, YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT
YOU WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN US
1262
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,769
BECAUSE WE ALL
COULDN'T STAND YOU,
1263
01:02:03,771 --> 01:02:06,438
BUT GET READY FOR
PURE HATRED COMING YOUR WAY
BECAUSE AS SOON AS
1264
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440
THE REST OF THE SCHOOL
FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS
1265
01:02:08,442 --> 01:02:11,109
AND THEY TELL THEIR PARENTS,
THE ENTIRE TOWN WILL ACTUALLY
1266
01:02:11,111 --> 01:02:13,044
- HATE YOU!
- ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?!
1267
01:02:13,046 --> 01:02:15,681
I DIDN'T JUST
STAND UP FOR MYSELF IN THERE,
1268
01:02:15,683 --> 01:02:17,784
I WAS STANDING UP
FOR ALL OF YOU!
1269
01:02:17,786 --> 01:02:19,752
THE MINUTE YOU GUYS
WALKED INTO THIS CAMPUS,
1270
01:02:19,754 --> 01:02:21,754
YOU WERE LABELED
AS HIGH SCHOOL ROYALTY,
1271
01:02:21,756 --> 01:02:24,757
AND YOU'D RATHER
MAINTAIN THAT LABEL
THAN HEAVEN FORBID
1272
01:02:24,759 --> 01:02:26,826
STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES!
1273
01:02:26,828 --> 01:02:29,430
BUT HIGH SCHOOL ENDS,
AND FOR YOUR SAKES,
1274
01:02:29,432 --> 01:02:31,432
I HOPE GUYS AREN'T
THE WALKING CLICHES
1275
01:02:31,434 --> 01:02:33,434
EVERYONE THINKS YOU ARE!
'CAUSE LIFE IS GONNA
1276
01:02:33,436 --> 01:02:36,003
WALK ALL OVER YOU
AND IT'S GONNA
BITE YOU IN THE ASS!
1277
01:02:36,005 --> 01:02:46,748
WE ARE NOT CLICHES.
1278
01:02:46,750 --> 01:02:49,083
I TRIED AVOIDING YOU
AS LONG AS I COULD,
1279
01:02:49,085 --> 01:02:51,453
BUT THIS IS
THE ONLY PHARMACY IN TOWN,
1280
01:02:51,455 --> 01:03:04,567
AND I'M STARTING
TO GO THROUGH WITHDRAWAL.
SO I NEED MY REFILLS.
1281
01:03:04,569 --> 01:03:10,606
I FIGURED AS MUCH.
1282
01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:13,810
WOW. I KNOW WHAT
YOU MUST THINK OF ME.
1283
01:03:13,812 --> 01:03:17,614
PATHETIC DIVORCEE
WHO TURNED HERSELF INTO THIS.
1284
01:03:17,616 --> 01:03:20,684
WELL, THIS ISN'T
THE LIFE YOU WANT.
1285
01:03:20,686 --> 01:03:22,619
I GAVE HIM MY LIFE...
1286
01:03:22,621 --> 01:03:24,788
ONLY TO BE TOSSED ASIDE
1287
01:03:24,790 --> 01:03:27,625
WHEN HE DECIDED
IT WASN'T ENOUGH.
1288
01:03:27,627 --> 01:03:30,194
THIS WAS
NEVER A PART OF MY
1289
01:03:30,196 --> 01:03:35,199
PICKET FENCE FANTASY.
1290
01:03:35,201 --> 01:03:37,502
YOU AND I
AREN'T SO DIFFERENT.
1291
01:03:37,504 --> 01:03:39,571
I HAD A KID
TO SAVE A MARRIAGE,
1292
01:03:39,573 --> 01:03:42,508
AND YOU'RE HAVING ONE
TO ENSURE ONE.
1293
01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:45,244
SO YOU SHOULDN'T BE
SO QUICK TO JUDGE.
1294
01:03:45,246 --> 01:03:47,179
ESPECIALLY YOU.
1295
01:03:47,181 --> 01:03:51,650
'CAUSE I WAS YOU...
1296
01:03:51,652 --> 01:04:05,732
AND NOW I'M THIS.
1297
01:04:05,734 --> 01:04:08,536
SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T GET IT.
1298
01:04:08,538 --> 01:04:10,704
LIFE.
1299
01:04:10,706 --> 01:04:14,542
I MEAN, WHY DO
SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK
1300
01:04:14,544 --> 01:04:17,011
SO HARD FOR THINGS
WE BELIEVE IN
1301
01:04:17,013 --> 01:04:19,280
AND OTHERS DON'T?
1302
01:04:19,282 --> 01:04:23,618
I MEAN, WHY DO
SOME OF US CARE SO MUCH?
1303
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:28,023
I MEAN, WHY ARE SOME OF US
SELFISH BY NATURE AND...
1304
01:04:28,025 --> 01:04:32,027
SOME OF US
ARE SELFISH TO SURVIVE?
1305
01:04:32,029 --> 01:04:35,263
DEAR, I'M MAKING THIS
FOR MY GRANDSON.
1306
01:04:35,265 --> 01:04:40,570
WH-WHAT IS IT?
1307
01:04:40,572 --> 01:04:43,739
- A SCARF BLANKET.
- [LAUGHS]
1308
01:04:43,741 --> 01:04:45,908
[CARSON]
I WANTED TO BE HEARD SO BAD
1309
01:04:45,910 --> 01:04:51,882
THAT I NEVER
THOUGHT ABOUT LISTENING.
1310
01:04:51,884 --> 01:04:54,585
BUT WHAT I REGRETTED THE MOST
1311
01:04:54,587 --> 01:04:57,821
WAS THAT I LIVED EVERY DAY
WAITING FOR MY LIFE TO BEGIN.
1312
01:04:57,823 --> 01:05:00,057
WHAT'S THIS?
1313
01:05:00,059 --> 01:05:02,593
IT'S A MAGAZINE.
1314
01:05:02,595 --> 01:05:04,629
DICK.
1315
01:05:04,631 --> 01:05:12,737
THE HIGHER YOUR CLOUD,
THE FURTHER YOUR RAIN FALLS.
1316
01:05:12,739 --> 01:05:15,139
IT'S FULL OF LITERARY STUFF.
1317
01:05:15,141 --> 01:05:17,609
THREE DOLLARS.
1318
01:05:17,611 --> 01:05:20,145
I SOON LEARNED
THAT WHEN IT RAINS
1319
01:05:20,147 --> 01:05:21,714
IT POURS.
1320
01:05:21,716 --> 01:05:23,082
ALL RIGHT.
1321
01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:25,217
I'M SORRY.
CAN YOU REPEAT THAT?
1322
01:05:25,219 --> 01:05:27,252
THEY WON'T LET YOU REAPPLY.
1323
01:05:27,254 --> 01:05:30,255
YOU WERE ACCEPTED,
BUT YOU NEVER CONFIRMED.
1324
01:05:30,257 --> 01:05:32,092
SO YOU WERE DENIED.
1325
01:05:32,094 --> 01:05:35,629
NO, IT MUST'VE GOTTEN LOST
IN THE MAIL. I...
1326
01:05:35,631 --> 01:05:37,931
I CHECKED EVERY DAY.
1327
01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:40,367
PLEASE, YOU-YOU--
YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT.
1328
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:43,336
I'M AFRAID
I CAN'T DO ANYMORE FOR YOU.
BUT YOU CAN ALWAYS GO
1329
01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:46,841
- TO YOUR SECOND CHOICE SCHOOL.
- THERE WAS NO SECOND CHOICE.
1330
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:49,944
OH. WELL, YOU CAN
APPLY AGAIN IN TWO YEARS
1331
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:53,180
AFTER YOU COMPLETE
YOUR GE REQUIREMENTS.
1332
01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:56,717
CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE
IS STILL ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS.
1333
01:05:56,719 --> 01:06:00,188
WOULD YOU
LIKE TO FILL OUT
AN APPLICATION?
1334
01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:01,923
CARSON...
1335
01:06:01,925 --> 01:06:09,965
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO FILL OUT AN APPLICATION?
1336
01:06:09,967 --> 01:06:12,401
YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER SEEN THE OCEAN.
1337
01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:15,405
[ANSWERING MACHINE]
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1338
01:06:15,407 --> 01:06:18,307
[SHERYL]
UH, CARSON, GRANDMA FELL,
AND YOU GOTTA GET...
1339
01:06:18,309 --> 01:06:20,209
GET OVER HERE
AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
1340
01:06:20,211 --> 01:06:22,211
[TV]
YOU CAN EXPECT SOME
LIGHT SHOWERS
1341
01:06:22,213 --> 01:06:24,747
AND A POSSIBLE THUNDERSTORM
BY THE END OF THE WEEK.
1342
01:06:24,749 --> 01:06:27,884
YOU CAN EXPECT
CLEAR SKIES AFTERWARDS THOUGH
UNTIL NEXT TUESDAY.
1343
01:06:27,886 --> 01:06:31,889
WHERE WERE YOU?
FINE, DON'T TELL ME.
1344
01:06:31,891 --> 01:06:34,892
BUT IF YOU WERE
AT YOUR FATHER'S,
I'D BE FINE WITH IT.
1345
01:06:34,894 --> 01:06:37,294
- HOW IS SHE?
- SHE'S FINE.
1346
01:06:37,296 --> 01:06:44,869
BRUISED HER HIP
BUT NOTHING'S BROKEN.
1347
01:06:44,871 --> 01:06:47,372
I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE,
DO YOU WANT SOMETHING?
1348
01:06:47,374 --> 01:06:55,346
NO.
1349
01:06:55,348 --> 01:07:00,352
- WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?
- YOU FELL AND HURT YOURSELF.
1350
01:07:00,354 --> 01:07:03,189
- YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDSON.
- I DO?
1351
01:07:03,191 --> 01:07:15,869
- WHY IS THAT?
- YOU'RE SAD LOOKING.
1352
01:07:15,871 --> 01:07:17,204
WHAT'S GOING ON?
1353
01:07:17,206 --> 01:07:27,048
THEY'RE GIVING HER A BATH.
1354
01:07:27,050 --> 01:07:32,053
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
1355
01:07:32,055 --> 01:07:34,122
I GOT INTO NORTHWESTERN
1356
01:07:34,124 --> 01:07:36,224
BUT I NEVER GOT A LETTER.
1357
01:07:36,226 --> 01:07:38,359
SO...
1358
01:07:38,361 --> 01:07:51,774
I HAVE TO WAIT
TWO YEARS TO REAPPLY.
1359
01:07:51,776 --> 01:07:57,080
I THREW YOUR LETTER AWAY.
1360
01:07:57,082 --> 01:07:59,082
- WHAT?!
- I'M SORRY.
1361
01:07:59,084 --> 01:08:02,018
HOW COULD YOU
THROW MY LETTER AWAY?!
1362
01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:04,988
- I WANTED TO PROTECT YOU.
- PROTECT ME?!
1363
01:08:04,990 --> 01:08:07,858
I DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO GET HURT LIKE I DID.
1364
01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:11,095
ALL YOUR TALK ABOUT GROWING UP
AND BECOMING A WRITER AND ALL...
1365
01:08:11,097 --> 01:08:13,464
ALL THESE
DELUSIONS YOU HAVE
WON'T HAPPEN.
1366
01:08:13,466 --> 01:08:15,399
DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE,
CARSON.
1367
01:08:15,401 --> 01:08:17,868
TAKE IF FROM ME,
I AM LIVING PROOF.
1368
01:08:17,870 --> 01:08:20,805
THE WORLD
IS A VERY CRUEL PLACE.
YOU WOULD'VE LEFT,
1369
01:08:20,807 --> 01:08:23,809
BEEN EATEN ALIVE,
COME BACK UTTERLY DESTROYED,
1370
01:08:23,811 --> 01:08:26,978
AND I DIDN'T WANT THAT.
I WANTED BETTER FOR YOU.
1371
01:08:26,980 --> 01:08:29,447
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
THIS IS SO UNFAIR.
1372
01:08:29,449 --> 01:08:32,984
LIFE IS UNFAIR,
YOU KNOW, IT IS.
1373
01:08:32,986 --> 01:08:35,922
AND THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THAT,
THE FASTER YOU GROW UP.
1374
01:08:35,924 --> 01:08:38,491
AND THE FASTER YOU GROW UP,
THE SOONER YOU'LL SEE
1375
01:08:38,493 --> 01:08:40,993
THE WORLD
FOR WHAT IT REALLY IS.
1376
01:08:40,995 --> 01:08:43,162
YOU KNOW, THANK YOU.
1377
01:08:43,164 --> 01:08:45,364
THANK YOU FOR BEING
THE PERFECT EXAMPLE
1378
01:08:45,366 --> 01:08:57,144
OF SOMETHING
THAT I REFUSE TO BECOME!
1379
01:08:57,146 --> 01:09:01,582
♪ BAD DAY
YOU'RE LOOKING FAR AWAY ♪
1380
01:09:01,584 --> 01:09:06,454
♪ OH, LOOKING
FOR THE GREAT ESCAPE ♪
1381
01:09:06,456 --> 01:09:09,023
♪ GETS IN HIS CAR
1382
01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:11,125
♪ AND DRIVES AWAY
1383
01:09:11,127 --> 01:09:13,328
♪ FAR FROM
ALL THE THINGS ♪
1384
01:09:13,330 --> 01:09:16,598
♪ THAT WE ARE
1385
01:09:16,600 --> 01:09:26,642
♪ FORCE A SMILE...
1386
01:09:26,644 --> 01:09:36,953
♪ FORCE A SMILE...
1387
01:09:36,955 --> 01:10:28,075
♪ FORCE A SMILE...
1388
01:10:28,077 --> 01:10:30,411
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1389
01:10:30,413 --> 01:10:33,013
[SHERYL]
CARSON, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
1390
01:10:33,015 --> 01:10:43,058
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
1391
01:10:43,060 --> 01:10:56,104
I NEED TO APOLOGIZE.
1392
01:10:56,106 --> 01:10:58,975
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
WITH ALL OF THESE?
1393
01:10:58,977 --> 01:11:02,445
I'M DONATING THEM
TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOME.
THEY'RE SENDING SOMEONE
1394
01:11:02,447 --> 01:11:05,614
AFTER SCHOOL
TO COME AND PICK 'EM UP
AND PASS 'EM OUT.
1395
01:11:05,616 --> 01:11:08,117
AT LEAST THEY'LL BE READ.
1396
01:11:08,119 --> 01:11:11,355
OR CHEWED.
1397
01:11:11,357 --> 01:11:13,290
I'M SO SORRY
THINGS DIDN'T WORK OUT
1398
01:11:13,292 --> 01:11:15,058
THE WAY THAT
YOU WANTED THEM TO.
1399
01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:18,628
ME, TOO.
1400
01:11:18,630 --> 01:11:21,999
LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE SEEING YOU
AROUND CLOVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE.
1401
01:11:22,001 --> 01:11:23,734
MAYBE WE'LL BE ADVENTUROUS
1402
01:11:23,736 --> 01:11:32,643
AND START
A LITERARY MAGAZINE THERE.
1403
01:11:32,645 --> 01:11:35,646
MALERIE,
WHY DO YOU FILM EVERYTHING?
1404
01:11:35,648 --> 01:11:39,318
I MEAN, I'M SURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO REMEMBER...
1405
01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,220
EVERYTHING.
1406
01:11:41,222 --> 01:11:44,023
WHAT ISN'T WORTH REMEMBERING?
1407
01:11:44,025 --> 01:11:47,726
WITH GOOD MEMORIES
COME BAD MEMORIES,
1408
01:11:47,728 --> 01:11:50,062
AND I'VE GOT A LOT OF BOTH.
1409
01:11:50,064 --> 01:11:53,466
AT LEAST THIS WAY
I CAN FAST FORWARD THROUGH
ALL THE BAD STUFF.
1410
01:11:53,468 --> 01:11:55,335
A COUNSELOR ONCE TOLD ME
1411
01:11:55,337 --> 01:11:57,771
THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOU'RE STUCK IN THE PAST
1412
01:11:57,773 --> 01:12:00,340
OR IF YOU
TRY TO FORGET THE PAST.
1413
01:12:00,342 --> 01:12:03,643
WHAT MATTERS IS
WHAT YOU DO IN THE PRESENT.
1414
01:12:03,645 --> 01:12:09,283
THAT'S WHY
I JUST TRY TO SOAK IT UP
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.
1415
01:12:09,285 --> 01:12:13,521
I THINK YOU JUST FOUND
SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT.
1416
01:12:13,523 --> 01:12:16,090
- [PERIOD BELL RINGS]
- I GOTTA GO.
1417
01:12:16,092 --> 01:12:17,691
IF I'M LATE FOR THE BUS,
1418
01:12:17,693 --> 01:12:19,560
THE DRIVER SAID
HE'D MAKE ME RIDE IN THE TRUNK.
1419
01:12:19,562 --> 01:12:22,197
IT IS NOT FUN.
1420
01:12:22,199 --> 01:12:23,532
CARSON.
1421
01:12:23,534 --> 01:12:25,133
ARE WE...
1422
01:12:25,135 --> 01:12:32,207
FRIENDS?
1423
01:12:32,209 --> 01:12:38,081
I THINK WE'RE BEST FRIENDS,
MALERIE.
1424
01:12:38,083 --> 01:12:48,124
COOL.
1425
01:12:48,126 --> 01:12:58,235
COOL.
1426
01:12:58,237 --> 01:13:06,578
COOL.
1427
01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:09,314
[GRANDMA] HE USED TO BE
SUCH A HAPPY BOY.
1428
01:13:09,316 --> 01:13:12,117
HE USED TO WRITE ME STORIES.
1429
01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:13,785
I REMEMBER THE FIRST STORY
1430
01:13:13,787 --> 01:13:16,588
HE EVER WROTE ME.
1431
01:13:16,590 --> 01:13:20,259
"ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A BOY."
1432
01:13:20,261 --> 01:13:22,595
[LAUGHS]
1433
01:13:22,597 --> 01:13:24,597
THEN IT BECAME,
1434
01:13:24,599 --> 01:13:26,765
"ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A BOY
1435
01:13:26,767 --> 01:13:28,534
WHO WANTED TO FLY."
1436
01:13:28,536 --> 01:13:32,439
AND IT JUST GOT
BETTER AND BETTER OVER TIME.
1437
01:13:32,441 --> 01:13:35,742
NOW I NEVER DID FIND OUT
WHETHER THE BOY GOT TO FLY.
1438
01:13:35,744 --> 01:13:38,845
[CARSON] AND THEN
IT SUDDENLY CAME TO ME.
1439
01:13:38,847 --> 01:13:50,558
I HAD ONE MORE STORY TO ADD.
1440
01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:53,461
I HAD BEEN SO BUSY
DWELLING IN MY OWN SELF-PITY
1441
01:13:53,463 --> 01:13:57,298
I HAD FORGOTTEN
WHAT I ACTUALLY ACCOMPLISHED.
1442
01:13:57,300 --> 01:14:00,169
I SUCCESSFULLY
PUBLISHED A LITERARY MAGAZINE
1443
01:14:00,171 --> 01:14:01,770
FILLED WITH THE THOUGHTS,
1444
01:14:01,772 --> 01:14:04,306
CONCERNS,
HOPES AND IMAGINATIONS
1445
01:14:04,308 --> 01:14:08,477
OF MY JADED HIGH SCHOOL PEERS.
1446
01:14:08,479 --> 01:14:10,579
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE,
1447
01:14:10,581 --> 01:14:14,717
I WAS TRULY HAPPY.
1448
01:14:14,719 --> 01:14:17,187
[THUNDERCLAP]
1449
01:14:17,189 --> 01:14:19,222
[SHERYL]
CARSON, WHERE ARE YOU?
1450
01:14:19,224 --> 01:14:22,659
SCHOOL ENDED THREE HOURS AGO.
WHAT ARE YOU, AT YOUR FATHER'S?
1451
01:14:22,661 --> 01:14:25,395
ARE YOU TWO LIKE
BEST FRIENDS NOW OR SOMETHING?
1452
01:14:25,397 --> 01:14:27,664
JUST CALL ME BACK.
1453
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:30,401
[CARSON] I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S MORE PATHETIC,
1454
01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:32,836
THE FACT THAT I WAS
ACTUALLY STRUCK BY LIGHTNING
1455
01:14:32,838 --> 01:14:40,811
OR THAT IT TOOK THREE DAYS
FOR ANYONE TO FIND MY BODY.
1456
01:14:40,813 --> 01:14:42,380
WHOA.
1457
01:14:42,382 --> 01:14:44,849
IT'S CARSON PHILLIPS,
HE'S DEAD.
1458
01:14:44,851 --> 01:14:49,521
[DOORBELL RINGS]
1459
01:14:49,523 --> 01:14:50,722
WHAT?!
1460
01:14:50,724 --> 01:14:57,530
ARE YOU SHERYL PHILLIPS?
1461
01:14:57,532 --> 01:15:00,700
[ANSWERING MACHINE]
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1462
01:15:00,702 --> 01:15:02,635
- CARSON?
- [BEEP]
1463
01:15:02,637 --> 01:15:07,873
I NEED YOU
TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW!
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
1464
01:15:07,875 --> 01:15:10,711
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1465
01:15:10,713 --> 01:15:12,479
AHH! CARSON!
1466
01:15:12,481 --> 01:15:15,249
THERE ARE COPS OUTSIDE
THAT SAY YOU'RE DEAD!
1467
01:15:15,251 --> 01:15:17,718
I NEED YOU TO CO...
1468
01:15:17,720 --> 01:15:20,554
I NEED YOU TO COME HOME!
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!
1469
01:15:20,556 --> 01:15:22,990
I NEED YOU
TO COME HOME RIGHT NOW!
1470
01:15:22,992 --> 01:15:25,893
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1471
01:15:25,895 --> 01:15:27,662
[MACHINE BEEPS]
1472
01:15:27,664 --> 01:15:30,531
PLEASE ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
ANSWER YOUR PHONE.
1473
01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:32,467
I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
1474
01:15:32,469 --> 01:15:34,569
[SOBBING]
1475
01:15:34,571 --> 01:15:39,742
I NEED TO KNOW YOU'RE OKAY.
1476
01:15:39,744 --> 01:15:42,745
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1477
01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:47,416
[BEEP]
1478
01:15:47,418 --> 01:15:50,486
HI, YOU'VE REACHED CARSON.
LEAVE A MESSAGE, MOM.
1479
01:15:50,488 --> 01:15:55,425
[BEEP]
1480
01:15:55,427 --> 01:15:57,827
[REPORTER] A FEW DAYS AGO
RIGHT HERE WHERE I'M STANDING,
1481
01:15:57,829 --> 01:16:00,730
CLOVER HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR
CARSON PHILLIPS LOST HIS LIFE
1482
01:16:00,732 --> 01:16:02,532
WHEN HE WAS
STRUCK MY LIGHTNING.
1483
01:16:02,534 --> 01:16:04,467
A SERVICE
WILL BE HELD THIS SUNDAY
1484
01:16:04,469 --> 01:16:06,971
AT CLOVER COMMUNITY CHAPEL.
HE WILL BE MISSED.
1485
01:16:06,973 --> 01:16:08,973
[CARSON]
IT'S AMAZING HOW POPULAR
YOU BECOME ONCE YOU DIE.
1486
01:16:08,975 --> 01:16:11,909
I THINK I SPEAK
FOR THE ENTIRE FACULTY
1487
01:16:11,911 --> 01:16:14,011
WHEN I SAY...
1488
01:16:14,013 --> 01:16:16,314
YOUR SON WAS AN ABSOLUTE JOY.
1489
01:16:16,316 --> 01:16:20,451
[CARSON]
OH, KISS MY EMBALMED ASS.
1490
01:16:20,453 --> 01:16:22,054
DEATH CHANGES THINGS I GUESS,
1491
01:16:22,056 --> 01:16:23,855
BUT EVEN DEATH COULDN'T SUIT
1492
01:16:23,857 --> 01:16:25,590
SOME OF
THE IMPRESSIONS I LEFT.
1493
01:16:25,592 --> 01:16:27,492
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1494
01:16:27,494 --> 01:16:29,394
YOUR BOOK CLUB WILL NOT
SPARE A PAGE TO REMIND PEOPLE
1495
01:16:29,396 --> 01:16:31,063
THAT CARSON PHILLIPS
WAS ZAPPED IN THE PARKING LOT.
1496
01:16:31,065 --> 01:16:33,665
SIR, THOSE PAGES
ARE RESERVED FOR PROM.
1497
01:16:33,667 --> 01:16:36,736
- I'M JUST SAYING ONE PAGE.
- PLANT A TREE.
1498
01:16:36,738 --> 01:16:39,339
HOW DO I BEGIN
TO DESCRIBE CARSON PHILLIPS?
1499
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:42,542
[CARSON] I NEVER GRADUATED,
I NEVER WENT TO NORTHWESTERN,
1500
01:16:42,544 --> 01:16:44,977
I NEVER WROTE
FOR "THE NEW YORKER,"
1501
01:16:44,979 --> 01:16:47,380
I NEVER WON
THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE,
1502
01:16:47,382 --> 01:16:49,683
I NEVER CHANGED THE WORLD.
1503
01:16:49,685 --> 01:16:54,488
I NEVER GOT OUT OF CLOVER.
1504
01:16:54,490 --> 01:16:56,724
- [CARSON] IT'S A LOT LIKE...
- [MALERIE] LIGHTNING.
1505
01:16:56,726 --> 01:16:58,826
[CARSON]
YEAH, EXACTLY.
1506
01:16:58,828 --> 01:17:01,995
THESE WERE JUST DELUSIONS
THAT OCCUPIED MY TIME.
1507
01:17:01,997 --> 01:17:04,366
AND THANK GOD THEY DID.
1508
01:17:04,368 --> 01:17:06,835
[CLAIRE]
OKAY, SO WE ALL AGREE,
1509
01:17:06,837 --> 01:17:09,938
LEOPARD PRINT WILL BE OUR THEME
FOR OUR SAFARI PROM.
1510
01:17:09,940 --> 01:17:12,507
AND OF COURSE
IT WILL ALL BE FAUX FUR.
1511
01:17:12,509 --> 01:17:15,009
[CARSON]
BECAUSE A LIFE WITHOUT
MEANING, WITHOUT DRIVE,
1512
01:17:15,011 --> 01:17:17,847
- WITHOUT FOCUS...
- ON SECOND THOUGHT,
1513
01:17:17,849 --> 01:17:20,850
THE SAFARI PROM IDEA
KINDA SUCKS.
1514
01:17:20,852 --> 01:17:23,519
LET'S COME UP
WITH SOMETHING BETTER.
1515
01:17:23,521 --> 01:17:26,522
[CARSON]
WITHOUT GOALS OR DREAMS...
1516
01:17:26,524 --> 01:17:38,869
ISN'T A LIFE WORTH LIVING.
1517
01:17:38,871 --> 01:17:40,704
"TO GRANDMA,
1518
01:17:40,706 --> 01:17:42,706
"ONCE UPON A TIME
1519
01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:47,545
THERE WAS A BOY WHO FLEW."
1520
01:17:47,547 --> 01:17:49,714
[CARSON]
LIFE COMES AT YOU FAST,
1521
01:17:49,716 --> 01:17:52,483
IT RUNS THROUGH YOUR BODY
AND TRIES TO ESCAPE
1522
01:17:52,485 --> 01:17:55,420
AND BE EXPRESSED
IN ANY WAY POSSIBLE.
1523
01:17:55,422 --> 01:17:58,055
IN A WAY,
IT'S A LOT LIKE...
1524
01:17:58,057 --> 01:17:59,458
LIGHTNING.
1525
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:06,064
♪
1526
01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:12,438
♪ I'VE BEEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪
1527
01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:18,578
♪ I FELT THE SEASONS
1528
01:18:18,580 --> 01:18:24,918
♪ I'VE BEEN ON
BOTH SIDES OF THE OCEAN ♪
1529
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:30,925
♪ I'VE BEEN IN-BETWEEN THEM
1530
01:18:30,927 --> 01:18:36,096
♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE
1531
01:18:36,098 --> 01:18:40,835
♪ WHEN I FEEL IT
1532
01:18:40,837 --> 01:18:45,474
♪ IT'S EVERYTHING
YOU WANNA BE ♪
1533
01:18:45,476 --> 01:18:52,781
♪ WELL, JUST BE IT
1534
01:18:52,783 --> 01:18:58,120
♪ NOW DON'T GET ME MOANING
1535
01:18:58,122 --> 01:19:03,125
♪ IT'S ALREADY OUTTA CONTROL
1536
01:19:03,127 --> 01:19:06,963
♪ AND IT'S SHOCKING,
SHOCKING ♪
1537
01:19:06,965 --> 01:19:10,501
♪ IT'S SOMEONE KNOWN TO ME
1538
01:19:10,503 --> 01:19:14,137
♪ YEAH
1539
01:19:14,139 --> 01:19:20,978
♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE
1540
01:19:20,980 --> 01:19:24,682
♪ WHEN I FEEL LOVE
1541
01:19:24,684 --> 01:19:31,823
♪ YEAH,
I THINK I KNOW LOVE ♪
1542
01:19:31,825 --> 01:19:35,827
♪ WHEN I FEEL LOVE
1543
01:19:35,829 --> 01:19:39,698
♪ IT'S EVERYTHING
YOU WANNA BE ♪
1544
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:43,168
♪ WHOA, OH, OH
1545
01:19:43,170 --> 01:19:53,213
♪ OH
1546
01:19:53,215 --> 01:20:03,323
♪ OH
1547
01:20:03,325 --> 01:20:14,869
♪ OH
1548
01:20:14,871 --> 01:20:21,043
♪ I'VE BEEN
ALL OVER THE WORLD ♪
1549
01:20:21,045 --> 01:20:25,714
♪ I FEEL THE SEASONS
1550
01:20:25,716 --> 01:20:30,786
♪ I'VE BEEN ON
BOTH SIDES OF THE OCEAN ♪
1551
01:20:30,788 --> 01:20:36,225
♪ AND I'VE BEEN
IN-BETWEEN THEM ♪
1552
01:20:36,227 --> 01:20:41,731
♪ SO I THINK I KNOW LOVE
1553
01:20:41,733 --> 01:20:47,236
♪ WHEN I FEEL IT
1554
01:20:47,238 --> 01:20:49,807
♪ YEAH,
IT'S EVERYTHING
YOU WANNA ♪
1555
01:20:49,809 --> 01:20:52,810
♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE
1556
01:20:52,812 --> 01:20:57,081
♪ SO JUST BE IT
1557
01:20:57,083 --> 01:20:58,916
♪ EVERYTHING
1558
01:20:58,918 --> 01:21:08,960
♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE
1559
01:21:08,962 --> 01:21:19,271
♪ EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE
1560
01:21:19,273 --> 01:21:21,340
[SONG ENDS]