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# God, what a mess
on the ladder of success #
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# Where you take one step
and miss the whole first rung #
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# Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled #
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# It beats pickin' cotton
and waitin' to be forgotten #
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# We are the sons of no one
Bastards of young #
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# The daughters and the sons #
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Look, I'm going to be paying off
these student loans until, like, 2003.
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Hey, you want to get out of here?
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- What a rager, huh?
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Isn't it weird that all this,
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this all happened
at the end of the semester?
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You and me.
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James...
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I don't think I can see you anymore.
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You don't... What do you mean?
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Sorry.
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Women are mercurial, man.
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- And you did just start dating last week.
- It was 11 days ago.
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You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V,
did you?
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- That has nothing to do with it.
- Oh, Christ. Brennan.
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- What?
- You did! You promised me!
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Look, I don't lie to people
who I care about.
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Yes, but you could've just left it
out of the narrative. You know?
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You don't want "virgin"
to be your signifier.
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He takes one semiotics class,
and I'm supposed to...
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Here, drink up.
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You need to bed down the next lonely,
plain-looking, insecure depressive
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who throws herself at you
and get it over with.
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Look, I know most people
have low standards.
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I guess I'm... I'm different.
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Well, you know what,
we'll find you a girl, all right?
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- When we're on the Continent.
- Here's to sexually- permissive cultures!
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Yes! Focus on Europe.
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It's going to be
a transformative experience.
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- To the graduate.
To the graduate.
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Yeah, so I researched
some more youth hostels,
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and the median cost
is just a little higher than I expected,
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about $ 7.68 more,
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multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56.
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Bill, do you want to take this?
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Excuse me, can you get me
a refill here? That's an old- fashioned.
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So with the $368
I have from Grandpa's trust fund,
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plus the $900 you guys
are already giving me, thank you,
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I do need an additional $279.11.
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James, we didn't want
to spoil your graduation,
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but your father has been transferred
to a different department.
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Really? Is that... Is that bad?
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Yes, we're making less,
considerably less.
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Because this trip
was my graduation present, so...
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Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip,
but I'm afraid we just can't afford it.
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You could still help me
with rent next year, right?
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All right, James,
you're not listening to me.
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Here you go, sir.
- There we go. Thank you very much.
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Listen,
here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation.
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Wait. What am I going to do
about grad school?
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You know,
Columbia's holding a spot for me.
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Well, if you end up deciding
that's what you want to do,
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then obviously
you're going to have to get a job.
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A summer job?
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Summer in Pittsburgh.
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- That's fucking harsh.
- It's a nightmare.
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They don't like people like me
where I'm from.
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You know, we're romantics.
I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes.
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Hey, yeah, well, you know what,
don't worry about it, all right?
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You know, with my dad's connections,
we'll get a great deal on an apartment.
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And, hey,
I'll float you for the first few months.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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- Thank you so much, Eric.
- Hey, don't worry about it.
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What the hell are you doing?
Our parents are right over...
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What, them? They're clueless.
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Fuck, this is good weed.
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Speaking of which,
I just want you to know
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that you'll be with me in spirit
this summer.
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- Hey, put that away.
- Yeah. Take it.
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- No.
- Take it.
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- Take it!
- Okay.
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Look, James,
I know things suck right now, all right?
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But look at it this way,
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in a few short months,
you'll be with me,
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in New York City,
the greatest fucking city in the world!
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Like we always talked about, man.
Living the adventure together.
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Quit worrying, Brennan.
That's what the weed is for.
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Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention.
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All right, I'm just trying to drive.
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Here she ever comes now now
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She ever comes now now
She ever comes now
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Oh, it looks so good
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She's made out of wood
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Just look and see
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I really haven't had that many jobs,
per se,
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but here are my academic records
and my extracurricular activities.
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I wrote for The Gordian Knot,
it was a literary journal in college.
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And in math, I got 770 on the SATs,
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so I assume I'd be good
at tabulating checks.
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These are the only jobs
you've ever had?
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No, no, I also spent several years
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taking care of a neighbor's lawn,
the Palmieris.
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I have their
letter of recommendation here.
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All right. Fill this out.
I'll call you if anything comes up.
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Okay.
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No, I've never actually
driven an asphalt mixer, per se,
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but I did once drive my friend's van
to Wisconsin
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on a pretty lengthy road trip.
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Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way
I can take a lesson...
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They hung up.
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What am I supposed to do?
I'm not even qualified for manual labor.
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The only place I know I can get a job
is with Frigo.
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What, at Adventureland?
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You got a concussion on the
teacup ride there when you were six.
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- You can do better, kiddo.
- No, there's nothing.
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I majored in Comparative Literature
and Renaissance Studies.
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Unless someone needs help
restoring a fresco, I'm screwed.
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Oh, for God's sake, Bill.
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- Nad attack!
- Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me.
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- Brennan, come here.
- Frigo, stop. Okay.
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There's the lawn mower, lawn mower,
lawn mower!
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- Yes!
- Frigo.
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Oh, Brennan!
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Right here, sir! Right here, sir!
Have a funtastic time!
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I don't have much work experience,
per se, but...
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I'm sorry.
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Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby?
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Bobby?
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- Paulette, come in, Paulette?
- Channels.
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- You just... You gotta press it.
- Oh, they're gone.
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Okay.
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This is James,
and he's applying for a games job.
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Games! Oh, great, good.
Let's get you set up.
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Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job,
if it's still open.
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You look more like a games guy,
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plus I've already got out
the games application, so... All right?
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Okay. Yeah, no. I just...
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My name is Bobby.
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Okay, rules. No freebies,
no free turns for your friends,
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- no free upgrades, no free food.
- So, just nothing is free here.
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Everybody has to pay for everything.
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And more importantly,
working in games,
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no one ever wins a giant-ass panda.
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Yeah, we don't have that many left.
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Cool? Can you hand me
a T-shirt, please?
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Here, I have a resume. I don't know
if you still want to take a look at it.
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James? Am I pronouncing that right?
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- James? James?
- Yeah.
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Okay, by accepting this T-shirt,
you are...
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Hired!
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Well, usually I...
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- More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt.
- Sorry.
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Okay, new guy, let's get this over with.
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Here we are
at the first of many shitty games.
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This one is inexplicably
called The Flighing Dutchman.
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Even more inexplicable
is how they decided to spell it.
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Hey, Jerry.
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$ 1 buys five rings.
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If one of the rings lands
on one of the red bottles,
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they win a giant-ass panda.
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- That is a giant-ass panda.
- Yeah, it's the best prize in the park.
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And that's because this game
is un-winnable.
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Observe. I'll drop a ring
from three inches away.
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So nobody ever wins?
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If someone wins a giant-ass panda
on your watch,
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you should just go home
because you're fired, okay?
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So the object of the game
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is to knock the hat off the dummy
with a softball,
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except, as you'll see,
half the hats are glued on.
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Really?
Yeah.
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I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids
10 cents a day to make these toys,
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we can't just give them away.
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You get a five-minute bathroom break
every two hours.
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I recommend saving a few of those up
in case you have to go number two.
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Brennan,
they got you working on games?
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What a pussy! You're such a pussy!
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- You know that demented person?
- Yeah. He used to be my best friend.
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Then I turned four.
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So if you stand
directly below the hoop,
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you will see that it's been hammered
into an oval shape.
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But from back there,
the sucker just can't tell.
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Jesus, that's so wrong.
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A criminal abuse
of the laws of perspective.
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Yeah, well,
people are getting ripped off.
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Yeah, yeah, Trotsky,
let's get you a booth.
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So your life must be utter shit,
or you wouldn't be here.
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I was supposed to go to Europe,
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but my family has money problems.
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Wait till your parents
start making you pay rent.
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My dad even makes me pay utilities.
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I don't want...
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I catch the paper boy
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But things don't really change
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I'm standing in the wind
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But I never wave bye-bye
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But I try
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I try
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Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth!
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Okay, we have a winner.
It's the purple horse.
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Green's in second. Yellow's third.
Congratulations.
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Here you go. You can have that.
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- Hey, James?
- Yeah?
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You think you can maybe, you know,
take it up a notch?
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Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not
the right guy to run this game.
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I really... I think I should probably be
on the rides department.
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No. No, no, no.
You're more of a game guy.
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- No, you're very... You're very gamey.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Have you ever seen
a horse race before?
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Have you ever, like,
heard one on the radio?
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Harness racing
or, like, the normal kind?
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- That's a good question.
- It doesn't really matter.
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Look, the Kentucky Derby.
Have you seen the Kentucky Derby?
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The way they announce it on the radio,
and it's really...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
"100, 200, 200, going... "
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- That's an auction, sweetie.
- Right.
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So don't...
Yeah, just get into it, you know?
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Make it a show. Make it a performance.
You know what I mean?
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That's what people come for.
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So, let's take it to a 10.
All right, got faith in you, man.
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Thank you.
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Take it to a 10. I like that.
- Okay.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
put down your mint juleps.
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Horses are all at the starting gate.
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Okay, and they're off!
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And Red bolts out of the gate,
taking an early lead!
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But look out! Here comes Green,
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issuing a challenge
from the outside lane.
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Green runs well
on a muddy track, folks,
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so today's conditions
give him a slight edge.
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And Yellow is dead last!
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What a disappointment after Yellow's
strong showing at Saratoga last spring.
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Wait! Look out! Wait a second!
238
00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:58,163
Out of nowhere,
Orange breaks ahead of the pack,
239
00:12:58,201 --> 00:12:59,862
and now, in the backstretch,
Orange and Green.
240
00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:02,201
Orange and Green,
and Orange takes it by a nose!
241
00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,604
Green places and Red shows.
242
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,801
Please come to the window
to collect your winnings!
243
00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:11,803
- What window? There's a window?
- No. No, there's not. Here you go.
244
00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:15,448
Congratulations, sir.
245
00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:26,286
I'm new.
246
00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:31,126
Our original initiative rapidly got
all tangled up in the sale of arms.
247
00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:33,000
And the sale of arms got tangled up...
248
00:13:35,973 --> 00:13:38,032
Hey, why don't you call
one of your old friends?
249
00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:41,203
I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat?
250
00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:45,547
And tell them I work as a carny?
No, thank you.
251
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,811
- Yo! Guy!
- Yeah?
252
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,651
- Give me five.
- Okay.
253
00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:57,789
Hey, I heard some big fat lady
fell off the Paratrooper.
254
00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:59,957
Oh, really? I didn't hear about that.
Was she okay?
255
00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:03,661
I don't know.
Hey, you know what? Give me 10.
256
00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:07,001
- Okay.
- You know what? Make it 15.
257
00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:11,703
Yeah, I heard she was this
big, fat, slob of a woman, you know?
258
00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:15,577
Hey, he won! Check it out!
Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom!
259
00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:17,514
We got a winner!
- Come on, check it out!
260
00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:21,508
Okay, sir, actually,
I saw you holding him over the bottles.
261
00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:22,611
That's cheating.
262
00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,817
Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir.
You know, you gotta give him a prize!
263
00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,656
- Yeah, I saw him throw it!
- Hey, thank you, sir.
264
00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:34,224
- Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job.
- This faggot's trying to rip off a kid!
265
00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:38,836
Why don't you give the kid
a fucking panda.
266
00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,408
Here you go, here's your panda.
267
00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:47,379
Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom.
I mean, he's just a little kid.
268
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,174
Look, am I gonna get in trouble?
269
00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,309
No one's ever supposed
to lose a giant-ass panda.
270
00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:54,513
Is it worth getting knifed over?
271
00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:55,748
No.
272
00:14:55,788 --> 00:15:00,590
- Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started.
- Em. Nice to meet you.
273
00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:04,456
Sucks you're gonna lose your job
your second day, James.
274
00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:08,859
No. Shit. I need this job.
275
00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:12,529
I'm kidding. You're okay.
276
00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:14,700
I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda
at knifepoint.
277
00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:18,075
Yo, Connell! Rock on!
278
00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,877
- Who's that?
- Connell. He's the maintenance guy.
279
00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:33,122
Hey, Joel, is that a pipe?
280
00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:35,889
Yeah, I know.
281
00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:39,367
It's a revolting affectation,
but it relaxes me.
282
00:15:39,868 --> 00:15:42,393
- Hey, Joel. Hey.
- Hi.
283
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,704
You guys want some of this?
284
00:15:44,739 --> 00:15:47,833
- I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum?
- Thanks.
285
00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:56,878
I think somebody was trying
to write "Satan Lives" on that wall,
286
00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,079
but they spelled it "Satin Lives. "
287
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,486
One of those textile- worshipping cults,
no doubt.
288
00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,956
- That's quite funny.
- Yeah.
289
00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:06,291
Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em.
290
00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:08,820
You know
about Connell and Lou, right?
291
00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,094
No, I don't know about them.
292
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,361
Time out, guys.
293
00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:13,868
- Guys, he doesn't know the legend.
Oh, my God!
294
00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,599
Tell him.
- Connell once jammed with Lou Reed.
295
00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,197
- Really?
The historic Lou Reed.
296
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,868
- The Lou Reed.
- So Connell's like a real musician?
297
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:24,812
Yeah, he's got his own band.
It's frigging awesome.
298
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:28,010
- He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it.
- He's married, you perv!
299
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,984
Nice pipe, Grandpa!
300
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:34,385
Oh, my God.
That was a whole corn dog!
301
00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,790
I'm sorry, Joel.
My brother is such a douche.
302
00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:39,691
Looks like it's us!
Let's go, panty stain!
303
00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:42,858
"Panty stain," that's me.
Good night, everybody.
304
00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,333
Hey, I could give you a ride,
if you want.
305
00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:48,236
Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really?
306
00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:49,329
What?
Yeah.
307
00:16:49,373 --> 00:16:50,738
- Thank you so much. I got a ride.
Hey, what?
308
00:16:50,774 --> 00:16:52,639
You can go. Good night.
309
00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,268
- You got a ride?
- Yes.
310
00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:57,474
All right, then.
Then why don't you ride this?
311
00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,744
- Oh, my God.
Frigo.
312
00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:02,047
All right, I'll see you, Brennan.
- What the hell was that?
313
00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,780
It's just my life.
314
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:22,434
I'm curious to know
exactly how you are
315
00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:29,208
I keep my distance
But that distance is too far
316
00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:34,412
It reassures me just to know
that you're okay
317
00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:38,981
But I don't want you to go on
needing me this way
318
00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:43,859
And I don't want to know
if you are lonely
319
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,359
Here, have some rum.
Thanks.
320
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,664
Oh, shit.
Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy.
321
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,564
Yeah, she used to read my journals.
I had to start writing them in Italian.
322
00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,541
I took Italian for a year.
I went through an opera...
323
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,066
Okay, she's gone.
324
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,579
So, Joel told me that you're gonna go
to Columbia for grad school.
325
00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:08,781
- Yeah.
- Wow. I'm at NYU right now.
326
00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,813
Oh, really? Oh, that's cool.
327
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,916
Maybe I'll run into you
on the streets of NYC.
328
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,757
- What are you studying?
- Journalism.
329
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,163
Yeah, I want to be, like,
a travel essayist.
330
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,498
But I want to report
on the real state of the world.
331
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,196
You know, like Charles Dickens,
332
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,864
for example, wrote
what you might call travel books,
333
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,738
but he visited prisons
and mental asylums.
334
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,173
- That's cool.
- Yeah, is it?
335
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,646
- Yeah.
- Okay.
336
00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,841
No, it is, it's...
337
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,579
But why do you
have to go to grad school for that?
338
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,355
No, that's a valid question,
339
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:46,223
but, actually, journalism is kind of
like this old boys' network still.
340
00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:49,627
You need the right connections.
It's very Ivy League, very exclusive.
341
00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:54,930
Stupid. I think my mother would rather
I intern at some Fortune 500 company
342
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,164
or something like that.
343
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,195
- Fuck that, right?
- Yeah.
344
00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:02,868
Yeah.
345
00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:07,273
I got to go. I have to meet a friend.
346
00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,045
- Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride.
- Sure.
347
00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:47,851
Hey, I heard you jammed
with Lou Reed.
348
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,723
- Don't believe everything you hear.
- Okay.
349
00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:54,228
I'll tell you about it sometime.
350
00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,331
So, where does your band play?
351
00:19:57,366 --> 00:20:01,234
Usual shitholes around town.
I need better musicians.
352
00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,935
- I'm starting a new band out in LA.
- Los Angeles?
353
00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:08,068
Yeah. It's going to be cool.
Going this winter.
354
00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,269
Jesus.
- Nasty.
355
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,474
You'll get better at avoiding that.
356
00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:23,118
Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight.
My dad's out of town.
357
00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:26,189
I'm invited?
358
00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,391
Yep, that's why I'm telling you.
359
00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,299
- Connell?
- You kiddies have fun.
360
00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:37,834
She's cool, right?
361
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,201
You're just smearing that around.
362
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:45,073
Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin
at table games, so go easy on me.
363
00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:47,676
We're having a ping-pong tournament!
364
00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:49,445
Hey.
- Hey.
365
00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,749
Nice digs.
366
00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:54,315
Kind of begs the question of why the
hell you're working at Adventureland?
367
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,055
Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer.
368
00:20:57,095 --> 00:21:00,826
It's been his life-long dream for
his daughter to work at Adventureland.
369
00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:03,800
- High hopes.
- Also gets me out of the house.
370
00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:06,994
So we can drink your parents' booze.
It's okay?
371
00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:08,528
- Absolutely.
- Yes!
372
00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:11,098
- Awesome.
- Don't touch me.
373
00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:14,271
Hey, I actually brought something
for the party.
374
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,442
- What is that?
- It's a joint.
375
00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:22,078
- Oh.
- Yeah.
376
00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:24,788
Bobby is weird.
377
00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:27,018
I had to go back and get the extra
employee key for the bathroom,
378
00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:28,993
and I went back, I opened the door,
379
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:33,658
and there were all these pictures
of him and Paulette, naked.
380
00:21:37,336 --> 00:21:38,598
What a weirdo.
381
00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:45,433
Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim.
Anybody care to join me?
382
00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,709
Okay.
383
00:21:56,656 --> 00:21:58,385
Come on.
384
00:21:58,425 --> 00:22:01,622
Is anybody else coming in here,
or is it just us?
385
00:22:03,096 --> 00:22:04,495
Yeah, okay.
386
00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:15,531
- See, it's not so bad. It's okay.
- No, it's okay.
387
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:28,681
- Do you have any more of that pot?
- Yeah, at home. Why?
388
00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,857
- We should make pot cookies.
- Okay.
389
00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,452
That would be so fun.
Have you done that?
390
00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:37,555
- I have not. I've had cookies.
- All right.
391
00:22:37,598 --> 00:22:39,691
My connections have all dried up.
That's why I'm asking.
392
00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,031
Your connections have dried up?
393
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,002
What, you think, I have ties
to the underworld or something?
394
00:22:43,037 --> 00:22:44,197
I have five joints.
395
00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,396
You think I can, like,
put a hit out on somebody?
396
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,465
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
397
00:22:55,283 --> 00:22:57,274
Oh, my God!
398
00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:03,149
I got you. I got the door.
It's only three feet, so I can handle it.
399
00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:04,951
Okay.
400
00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:10,990
- I'm gonna get a drink.
- Okay.
401
00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,523
You want one?
402
00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,434
- Coming?
- Yeah.
403
00:23:26,716 --> 00:23:28,843
Yeah, I'll meet you inside.
404
00:23:30,053 --> 00:23:31,645
- Okay.
- I'll meet you inside.
405
00:23:31,687 --> 00:23:33,120
- Okay.
- Okay.
406
00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,085
Shit.
407
00:23:38,995 --> 00:23:43,091
Boner! You got a boner!
Brennan's got a boner!
408
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,592
Yeah!
409
00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:51,398
Thanks.
410
00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:55,374
I like your records.
Eno, Replacements, Big Star.
411
00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:59,712
Hey, give me your underwear.
I'll throw them in the dryer for you.
412
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:03,216
- I promise you'll get them back.
- Yeah.
413
00:24:08,358 --> 00:24:09,689
Thank you.
414
00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:22,705
- Who's that?
It's my stepmom.
415
00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:29,144
I don't think there's any pictures
of my mom in here.
416
00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:33,742
- She died two years ago.
- Really? I'm sorry.
417
00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,253
My dad remarried last year.
That's Francy.
418
00:24:39,324 --> 00:24:41,724
You see that unholy abomination
on her head?
419
00:24:41,759 --> 00:24:43,192
- Yeah.
- It's a wig.
420
00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:44,422
Is it?
421
00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:50,230
She had, like, a nervous breakdown
when her first husband divorced her.
422
00:24:50,268 --> 00:24:52,032
Lost all her hair.
423
00:24:52,071 --> 00:24:55,131
I would feel bad if she wasn't
such a status-obsessed witch.
424
00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:02,810
- I'm buzzed. You?
- Yeah, kind of.
425
00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:18,659
- What was that?
- What was what?
426
00:25:19,431 --> 00:25:21,160
I'm gonna go...
You want to go see what they're doing?
427
00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,292
Yes.
428
00:25:27,174 --> 00:25:30,075
I think I drank, like,
a whole bottle of vodka.
429
00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,578
You were drinking vermouth
the whole night, it's disgusting.
430
00:25:32,612 --> 00:25:34,739
Yeah, it's a type of vodka.
431
00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:41,747
You okay? Frigo? What are you doing?
432
00:25:41,788 --> 00:25:43,949
Okay, good night!
433
00:25:51,932 --> 00:25:53,126
Hello?
434
00:25:55,203 --> 00:25:59,765
Hey. No, actually,
the party broke up pretty early.
435
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:11,083
I'm in here.
436
00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:15,382
Crack of dawn
437
00:26:16,824 --> 00:26:19,315
Cindy's movin' on
438
00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:24,663
She's talking Cindy to everyone
439
00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:31,998
- So we have, like, five minutes?
- No.
440
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,508
Though I've heard it before
441
00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:39,445
There's not much point
in wasting time, though.
442
00:26:39,481 --> 00:26:43,281
But I just can't get away
443
00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:47,721
Cindy kills me every day
444
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,754
Lisa P. Is back!
445
00:27:25,795 --> 00:27:28,026
- Lisa P. Is back!
Lisa P.? Did you hear that?
446
00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:31,228
Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back!
447
00:27:32,636 --> 00:27:35,366
- Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back!
- Yeah? Who's Lisa P.?
448
00:27:35,406 --> 00:27:38,341
Holy mother of crap!
"Who's Lisa P.?"
449
00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,569
That's Lisa P.
450
00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:43,671
Come on, come on
451
00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:51,014
Have you ever heard
those opening lines
452
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:57,686
You should leave this small town
way behind
453
00:27:57,728 --> 00:28:02,860
I'll be your partner
Show you the steps
454
00:28:06,304 --> 00:28:09,740
Oh, my God,
look at the shape of her ass.
455
00:28:09,774 --> 00:28:12,971
It's a platonic ideal.
That ass is a higher truth.
456
00:28:13,011 --> 00:28:17,607
Look, look at that little portal of light,
just below her crotch,
457
00:28:17,649 --> 00:28:19,378
right where the thigh
meets the pudendum.
458
00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:21,942
The pudendum? Are you pre-med?
459
00:28:21,986 --> 00:28:25,513
I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams
about that diamond-shape portal.
460
00:28:25,557 --> 00:28:27,286
She's coming over here, man. Be cool.
461
00:28:27,325 --> 00:28:29,590
Okay, I'll try to hold it together.
462
00:28:29,628 --> 00:28:32,290
- Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly.
- Hey, Joel.
463
00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:34,799
So, I didn't expect you to be back here.
464
00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,735
Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like,
mapped out.
465
00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:40,830
Laying out by the pool by day,
dancing by night.
466
00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:45,833
But my dad got injured on the job,
and he's laid up, so I got to help out.
467
00:28:45,878 --> 00:28:48,608
Sorry to hear that.
My mom has shingles.
468
00:28:50,216 --> 00:28:51,274
Oh.
469
00:28:51,317 --> 00:28:54,013
Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express.
470
00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:58,149
I don't want Paulette bitching me out
on my first day.
471
00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:00,352
- I'm Lisa.
- James.
472
00:29:00,394 --> 00:29:03,591
I heard you lost
a giant-ass panda at knifepoint.
473
00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:07,088
Did you?
I guess my legend precedes me.
474
00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,535
- What?
- It was nice to meet you.
475
00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:12,731
Nice to meet you, too, James.
476
00:29:13,707 --> 00:29:15,572
Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly.
477
00:29:16,977 --> 00:29:19,673
A little more than 40%
of these fish are dead.
478
00:29:19,713 --> 00:29:21,578
I am amazed
at how tiny my paycheck is,
479
00:29:21,615 --> 00:29:23,173
after working doubles.
480
00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:26,617
Well, we are doing the work of pathetic,
lazy morons.
481
00:29:28,054 --> 00:29:30,784
Jesus fucking Christ, they play
this song, like, 20 times a day.
482
00:29:30,824 --> 00:29:33,851
Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists!
483
00:29:38,099 --> 00:29:39,623
Hey.
484
00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:41,692
- Hey.
- Hey, I made you a tape.
485
00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,101
These are my favorite bummer songs.
486
00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:45,605
They're truly miserable,
pit-of-despair type songs.
487
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,164
- I think you'll love it.
- Cool.
488
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,540
Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink
or something?
489
00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,703
Sure.
490
00:29:59,954 --> 00:30:03,186
I got a fever of 103
491
00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:06,854
Come on, baby
Do you do more than dance?
492
00:30:06,895 --> 00:30:09,728
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded
493
00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:26,738
- Hey, I feel like I should tell you.
- Tell me what?
494
00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:31,483
Yeah. I had my heart broken recently.
495
00:30:32,621 --> 00:30:36,456
Is that... I don't know,
I just thought I should tell you.
496
00:30:36,493 --> 00:30:38,552
- That sucks.
- Yeah.
497
00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:41,462
- Who broke your heart?
- A girl at school.
498
00:30:41,498 --> 00:30:44,831
Yeah, it's typical.
I actually... I think there was...
499
00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:45,926
I think there was something there.
500
00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,630
I think that we actually had,
like, potential.
501
00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,605
I don't know. I think she was afraid.
502
00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:53,132
Afraid of what?
503
00:30:53,176 --> 00:30:55,667
I don't know.
Afraid of it being good or something.
504
00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:57,373
Was the sex good?
505
00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,506
She was very sexy.
506
00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,916
You've been with a lot of girls?
507
00:31:03,786 --> 00:31:08,281
Yep. Are we talking about, like,
intercourse specifically?
508
00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:11,151
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.
509
00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:13,958
No, in that case,
510
00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,466
there were actually a few times that I...
511
00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,797
Yeah, a few times I could've done that.
512
00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:20,736
But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right.
513
00:31:20,771 --> 00:31:23,831
Wait, so you're telling me
you're a virgin?
514
00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:26,672
- There were circumstances...
- Oh, my God!
515
00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:27,938
- Oh, my God.
- No, I went...
516
00:31:27,978 --> 00:31:32,438
Okay, all right, for example, junior year,
I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke.
517
00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:36,614
Betsy was kind of, like...
She was kind of a prude, actually.
518
00:31:36,655 --> 00:31:38,885
Anyway, one day,
I was reading Shakespeare,
519
00:31:38,924 --> 00:31:44,226
and I realized I don't really love
this person. You know?
520
00:31:44,262 --> 00:31:46,730
It was one of the sonnets.
521
00:31:46,765 --> 00:31:48,892
"Being your slave, what should I do
522
00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:52,700
"but tend upon the hours
and times of your desires?"
523
00:31:52,737 --> 00:31:57,800
And I realized I don't want to tend
to Betsy's hours or her times.
524
00:31:57,842 --> 00:31:59,275
All right, that doesn't matter.
525
00:31:59,311 --> 00:32:02,474
Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house,
and I was literally about to tell her,
526
00:32:02,514 --> 00:32:04,482
and that's the night
she said she wanted to have sex.
527
00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:07,452
Can you believe it? It was the same...
You know, it was the same night, so...
528
00:32:07,486 --> 00:32:10,046
And you didn't just fuck her anyway?
529
00:32:10,089 --> 00:32:11,249
Hmm?
530
00:32:13,059 --> 00:32:14,117
No.
531
00:32:16,262 --> 00:32:21,564
So what about you and intercourse?
532
00:32:21,601 --> 00:32:24,729
- Can you stop saying "intercourse"?
- Sure, sure.
533
00:32:25,805 --> 00:32:27,397
I don't know.
There were guys in high school,
534
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,102
and then, like, there were other ones.
535
00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:34,707
- Were you in love with any of them?
- No. Hell no.
536
00:32:35,615 --> 00:32:36,639
Got you.
537
00:32:38,118 --> 00:32:40,746
Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell!
538
00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,755
- Jimbo.
Hey, you know this place?
539
00:32:42,789 --> 00:32:46,088
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everybody knows this is my joint.
540
00:32:47,928 --> 00:32:49,555
These guys work at the park.
This is Ronnie.
541
00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:51,587
Nice to meet you.
542
00:32:51,632 --> 00:32:53,361
- Hi.
- Hey.
543
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,891
We're gonna go meet some friends
in the back.
544
00:32:55,936 --> 00:32:57,062
Cool.
545
00:32:58,705 --> 00:33:01,105
Do it! My nephew!
546
00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:08,912
Is that Connell's wife?
She's, like, really pretty.
547
00:33:08,949 --> 00:33:10,440
Yeah, she is.
548
00:33:10,652 --> 00:33:13,849
She works
at that lame disco, Razzmatazz.
549
00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:18,525
- It's kind of sad.
- Oh, yeah? I've never been there.
550
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:22,859
No, I mean their marriage is sad.
He didn't want it. Now he's trapped.
551
00:33:29,103 --> 00:33:32,368
Are you sure you want to go?
The band is really awful.
552
00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:34,967
- Yeah, I just needed some air.
- Okay.
553
00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:47,851
Sometimes I feel so happy
554
00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:53,623
Sometimes I feel so sad
555
00:33:56,131 --> 00:33:59,294
Sometimes I feel so happy
556
00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:04,194
But mostly you just make me mad
557
00:34:06,442 --> 00:34:10,139
Baby, you just make me mad
558
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:17,944
Linger on
559
00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:22,252
Your pale blue eyes
560
00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:29,223
Linger on
561
00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:35,664
- Hey, can we go somewhere?
- Yeah.
562
00:34:39,876 --> 00:34:42,641
Thought of you as my mountain top
563
00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:48,649
Thought of you as my peak
564
00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,351
Thought of you as everything
565
00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,327
I've had but couldn't keep
566
00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,425
Hey.
567
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:13,772
Linger on
568
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:18,238
Your pale blue eyes
569
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,386
- You made out with her?
- Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her.
570
00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:31,657
I don't know what came over me.
It was incredible.
571
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,827
Cool, man. How was that?
572
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:41,004
Fantastic. Joel, she's like...
She's, like, perfect, you know?
573
00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,633
- Good for you, man.
- Yeah.
574
00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,610
I got to open my booth.
575
00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,288
Hey, do you have an ice-pick
I can jam into my ears?
576
00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,987
I can't listen to this song again.
577
00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:06,397
I don't, but I have this.
578
00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,568
- Be cool with that.
- Okay. Thanks.
579
00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,807
- Were you on a date last night?
- I wouldn't call it a date.
580
00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,278
Not into Em?
581
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,505
No, she's great. She's great. I just...
582
00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,811
I don't know
if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet.
583
00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:26,615
I'm kind of getting over a broken heart.
584
00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:30,756
- I hope you didn't tell her that.
- Why?
585
00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:34,957
You told her that, didn't you?
586
00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:38,089
James, no girl wants to hear about
some other chick you're hard up for.
587
00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:41,430
- Right. They don't?
- They don't.
588
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:44,403
Look, I'm not saying
never be vulnerable with a girl.
589
00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:47,374
I'm just saying don't play that card first.
590
00:36:48,509 --> 00:36:51,410
Wait, it's a card? Like a card?
591
00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:56,106
There's a science to it.
You're probably pretty good at science.
592
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:58,946
- That works now.
- Yeah. Okay.
593
00:37:00,154 --> 00:37:03,988
Okay, observe. Two options.
594
00:37:04,392 --> 00:37:07,623
I can play it safe,
pick them off from back here,
595
00:37:07,662 --> 00:37:11,189
or I can rush into the breach,
guns a-blazing.
596
00:37:11,232 --> 00:37:14,690
Make a run right at the cortex,
and bombs away.
597
00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:21,542
Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that.
598
00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:25,980
I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant
in mind. I'm gonna go punch out.
599
00:37:26,015 --> 00:37:28,677
- All right, bye.
Your turn, man.
600
00:37:28,717 --> 00:37:30,742
Okay, but I'm probably
not gonna be very good at this.
601
00:37:33,889 --> 00:37:35,880
- Hey.
- Hey.
602
00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,616
I really want to see you tonight.
603
00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:40,856
- Tonight?
- Yeah.
604
00:37:40,896 --> 00:37:43,558
Unless you got something else
going on.
605
00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:47,092
You're doing really good.
606
00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:50,902
I jump when he jumps
just instinctively.
607
00:37:50,941 --> 00:37:54,741
Where? Where do you wanna go?
Not the backseat of your car.
608
00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:56,678
We can go to my mom's.
609
00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,112
- Hey, James?
- Yeah?
610
00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:10,658
Whoa, bonus round. Kudos.
611
00:38:12,729 --> 00:38:15,163
I heard you might have some weed.
612
00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:18,661
Yeah, I have a stash.
Why, you like the ganja?
613
00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:22,270
Sometimes.
614
00:38:24,275 --> 00:38:25,401
Beer?
615
00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:30,178
- Got anything stronger?
- Yeah.
616
00:38:36,821 --> 00:38:37,913
So what excuse
do you give your mother
617
00:38:37,955 --> 00:38:40,185
for coming down here so late?
618
00:38:41,659 --> 00:38:44,526
Gotta pump some midnight iron?
619
00:38:44,562 --> 00:38:48,931
Sometimes I come here to practice.
Give Ronnie a break.
620
00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:54,733
You still hot for your wife?
What's the sex like?
621
00:38:55,974 --> 00:38:58,841
Why? Why would you...
Why would you say that?
622
00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:02,711
- Don't be mean.
- Jeez, you're sensitive.
623
00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:07,549
No, I'm serious. When we're together,
we're good to each other.
624
00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,916
Let's not ruin it.
625
00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,251
Okay.
626
00:39:18,864 --> 00:39:20,627
So, how's your dad?
627
00:39:21,967 --> 00:39:24,903
Since he can't work,
he's been so fucked up.
628
00:39:25,638 --> 00:39:30,132
Yeah. Stays in bed a lot.
Won't see anyone.
629
00:39:31,177 --> 00:39:34,078
- Men are prideful creatures.
- Exactly.
630
00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,885
Do you believe in God?
631
00:39:42,822 --> 00:39:46,622
Wow, theology doesn't come up
a lot around here.
632
00:39:46,659 --> 00:39:48,991
Yeah, but you see someone you love
in pain,
633
00:39:49,028 --> 00:39:50,655
you sort of think
about that kind of stuff.
634
00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:52,391
I believe in love.
635
00:39:55,369 --> 00:39:57,997
I mean,
I think that love is very transferable,
636
00:39:58,038 --> 00:40:00,529
I mean, transformable.
637
00:40:00,574 --> 00:40:03,805
I think that love
makes things transform together.
638
00:40:06,513 --> 00:40:08,174
I'm majorly high.
639
00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,717
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too.
640
00:40:13,954 --> 00:40:15,251
I'm having dinner with my parents.
641
00:40:19,493 --> 00:40:21,051
Somebody's hungry.
642
00:40:21,095 --> 00:40:24,064
James, I read
that Pitt has some journalism courses.
643
00:40:24,098 --> 00:40:26,158
- Is that so?
- Oh, yeah?
644
00:40:28,603 --> 00:40:30,764
Yeah, I was just thinking that,
645
00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:32,670
you know,
it might make fiscal sense for you
646
00:40:32,707 --> 00:40:35,972
to stay close to home for a while.
647
00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:39,912
And they have these broadcasting
internships on Mister Rogers'.
648
00:40:39,948 --> 00:40:43,611
I get to intern on a kids' show
with marionettes.
649
00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:46,142
Mom, I thought you wanted me to go
to an Ivy League school,
650
00:40:46,187 --> 00:40:47,518
like the one I've been accepted to.
651
00:40:47,555 --> 00:40:50,319
I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic.
652
00:40:50,358 --> 00:40:55,455
They're hand puppets,
not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'.
653
00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:59,664
You know, like,
"Royal greetings, I am King Friday. "
654
00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:03,065
That's a terrible impression.
655
00:41:03,105 --> 00:41:04,732
James, what is wrong with you?
656
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:10,945
We, the people, in order to have
a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!"
657
00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:14,347
Hey! Jugglers, fireworks!
658
00:41:14,383 --> 00:41:18,251
Mr. Fabulous' Incredible
Performing Canines tonight!
659
00:41:18,287 --> 00:41:21,688
Hey, kid. In the clown mouth.
Come on.
660
00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,249
- Be a pal. Thanks, buddy.
Eat it!
661
00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,623
Son of a bitch!
662
00:41:27,631 --> 00:41:29,292
Get him! Get him!
663
00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,234
Come here.
- Be careful.
664
00:41:34,371 --> 00:41:35,929
All right! Hey!
665
00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:39,068
Oh, my God!
666
00:41:39,309 --> 00:41:42,574
I don't even celebrate July 4th,
you know? I celebrate Bastille Day.
667
00:41:42,612 --> 00:41:45,342
That's why Bastille Day
is gonna be a blast for me.
668
00:41:52,355 --> 00:41:54,152
There is freedom within
669
00:41:54,191 --> 00:41:56,250
There is freedom without
670
00:41:56,293 --> 00:42:00,230
Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup
671
00:42:02,934 --> 00:42:05,869
There's a battle ahead
672
00:42:05,903 --> 00:42:08,201
Many battles are lost
673
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,366
But you'll never see the end of the road
674
00:42:10,408 --> 00:42:14,037
While you're traveling with me
675
00:42:14,078 --> 00:42:16,205
Hey now, hey now
676
00:42:16,247 --> 00:42:19,239
Don't dream it's over
677
00:42:19,283 --> 00:42:22,184
Hey now, hey now
678
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:25,212
When the world comes in
679
00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:28,714
They come, they come
680
00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:31,923
To build a wall between us
681
00:42:31,964 --> 00:42:34,762
We know they won't win
682
00:42:38,637 --> 00:42:40,832
- Park's closed, Em.
- Yeah.
683
00:42:40,872 --> 00:42:43,568
- Rich, you scared the hell out of us.
- Rich, it's me, James.
684
00:42:43,609 --> 00:42:46,203
- Park's closed, James.
- Okay, we'll leave soon, okay?
685
00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:47,906
Better leave now. The park's closed.
686
00:42:47,946 --> 00:42:50,107
- All right, we better leave now.
- Okay. Here we go.
687
00:42:50,148 --> 00:42:51,877
Okay. Thanks, Rich.
688
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:54,715
Don't dream it's over
689
00:42:54,753 --> 00:42:57,654
Hey now, hey now
690
00:42:57,689 --> 00:43:00,682
When the world comes in
691
00:43:00,727 --> 00:43:03,753
They come, they come
692
00:43:05,098 --> 00:43:07,259
I think you're so beautiful.
693
00:43:08,635 --> 00:43:09,932
Oh, fuck.
694
00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,040
- Hey, kids!
- Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on?
695
00:43:18,077 --> 00:43:21,569
- It's my friend James, Dad.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.
696
00:43:23,883 --> 00:43:26,215
- Nice to meet you, James.
- You, too.
697
00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:29,653
- Hi, James. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
698
00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:33,620
Well, I'm gonna go do some work
before bed.
699
00:43:35,229 --> 00:43:36,628
- Good night.
- Good night.
700
00:43:36,664 --> 00:43:39,224
- Good night.
- Good night, party pooper.
701
00:43:41,969 --> 00:43:45,803
So, it was a lovely party
at the Melnicks'.
702
00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:48,171
And, you know,
their daughter Lori is lovely.
703
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,609
Now, she said
you two used to be best friends.
704
00:43:51,645 --> 00:43:54,739
She used to
sleep over in, like, junior high.
705
00:43:55,282 --> 00:43:58,774
Did you know that she is at law school
at Northwestern?
706
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:04,047
Lori Melnick,
707
00:44:04,092 --> 00:44:06,925
she once violated our cat Gypsy
with a ballpoint pen.
708
00:44:06,961 --> 00:44:10,089
All right, Emily!
That's enough, young lady.
709
00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,357
See you later.
710
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,634
Sy.
711
00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:27,882
I can't believe
my dad wants to be with that.
712
00:44:33,188 --> 00:44:34,520
Do you want to hear
something fucked up?
713
00:44:34,557 --> 00:44:35,683
What?
714
00:44:37,526 --> 00:44:40,859
When my mom first started getting,
like, really sick,
715
00:44:42,398 --> 00:44:44,559
my dad starts going to temple.
716
00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,296
He's never been serious about his faith.
717
00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:52,740
But he decided to buddy up to God,
718
00:44:52,775 --> 00:44:56,336
like he thought
it was going to help save my mom.
719
00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,575
And that's where he met Francy.
720
00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:05,351
My mom loses her hair in chemo,
721
00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:09,052
and my dad starts fucking
a bald woman.
722
00:45:10,427 --> 00:45:12,054
It's just weird.
723
00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,230
I'll take you home.
724
00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:29,539
We started dancing
and love put us into a groove
725
00:45:29,579 --> 00:45:33,310
As soon as we started to move
726
00:45:36,487 --> 00:45:41,823
The music played while our bodies
displayed for the dance
727
00:45:41,859 --> 00:45:44,589
It's nice
when Paulette's got the day off.
728
00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:46,529
Put that disco station on.
729
00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:53,066
Hey, you know,
I'm a one-man woman, so...
730
00:45:54,572 --> 00:45:56,597
- Huh?
- Hmm?
731
00:45:58,109 --> 00:46:01,943
- Hey, Bobby. I'm on break.
- All right, let's see how you did.
732
00:46:07,152 --> 00:46:10,121
Hey, babe. How's it... Hello?
733
00:46:11,690 --> 00:46:13,419
Yeah, he's right here.
734
00:46:13,459 --> 00:46:14,619
It's your mother.
735
00:46:16,995 --> 00:46:18,189
Sorry.
736
00:46:19,264 --> 00:46:23,166
Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light.
737
00:46:23,202 --> 00:46:24,726
It's supposed to be on.
738
00:46:26,972 --> 00:46:29,736
No, the place is not going to blow. Ma?
739
00:46:30,576 --> 00:46:31,702
I'll be right there.
740
00:46:32,044 --> 00:46:33,636
I gotta go.
741
00:46:34,213 --> 00:46:36,875
- Jimbo, can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
742
00:46:37,816 --> 00:46:40,650
You got one of those
little baby joints on you?
743
00:46:40,687 --> 00:46:42,279
- I do.
- Let's go.
744
00:46:55,201 --> 00:46:59,763
- Is your mom okay?
- Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom.
745
00:46:59,806 --> 00:47:02,468
Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out.
746
00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:04,943
Where'd he go?
747
00:47:04,978 --> 00:47:06,946
I don't know. He left a long time ago.
748
00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,973
- This is cool.
- Yeah, Lou Reed.
749
00:47:10,017 --> 00:47:12,918
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Satellite Of Love.
750
00:47:12,953 --> 00:47:14,750
Of course. Right on.
751
00:47:18,325 --> 00:47:22,455
You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story.
He's like a real hero to me.
752
00:47:23,764 --> 00:47:28,895
- Hey, man, how's it going with Em?
- I don't know. It's going...
753
00:47:30,738 --> 00:47:32,000
She's...
754
00:47:34,174 --> 00:47:36,404
I think I'm in love with her.
755
00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:38,575
Soon it will be filled
756
00:47:38,612 --> 00:47:41,013
With parking cars
757
00:47:44,286 --> 00:47:47,187
I watch it for a little while
758
00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:49,713
I love to watch things on TV
759
00:47:49,758 --> 00:47:53,592
This will just take a second,
Jimbo. Don't finish that joint.
760
00:47:54,963 --> 00:47:57,431
Satellite of love
761
00:47:58,967 --> 00:48:01,492
Satellite of love
762
00:48:02,804 --> 00:48:05,272
Satellite of love
763
00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:07,299
Hey.
764
00:48:09,477 --> 00:48:11,206
I was hanging out
with your boyfriend earlier.
765
00:48:11,246 --> 00:48:13,807
- He's in love with you.
- What?
766
00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:18,477
He said, I quote,
"I think I'm in love with her. "
767
00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:22,885
Right.
768
00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:32,401
Hey, are you going
to Razzmatazz tonight?
769
00:48:32,435 --> 00:48:35,996
It's Two-for-Tuesday.
You get two for the price of one.
770
00:48:36,405 --> 00:48:39,238
I want action tonight
771
00:48:39,275 --> 00:48:42,473
Satisfaction all night
772
00:48:48,852 --> 00:48:52,185
I grab my hat and I grab my shoes
773
00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,316
Tonight I'm gonna
hit the streets and cruise
774
00:48:59,363 --> 00:49:00,489
You have to do something!
775
00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:01,588
You're not doing anything!
776
00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:03,827
I can't take it anymore!
777
00:49:03,867 --> 00:49:06,768
Maybe she needs
to see Dr. Schacter again.
778
00:49:06,803 --> 00:49:08,270
You have to
do something, okay?
779
00:49:08,305 --> 00:49:09,499
Something has to change.
780
00:49:09,539 --> 00:49:13,202
You know she works at that park,
that trashy park, just to embarrass us!
781
00:49:17,248 --> 00:49:19,307
You're coming through
782
00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:21,614
Seems just like a dream
783
00:49:21,653 --> 00:49:25,180
It's a mystery to me
784
00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,248
Fills me within
785
00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:29,885
When we're together
786
00:49:29,927 --> 00:49:33,226
Oh, baby, can't you see
787
00:49:33,264 --> 00:49:37,598
I like to feel the passion
788
00:49:37,635 --> 00:49:41,332
To the point of no return
789
00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:46,273
What are you majoring in?
790
00:49:46,311 --> 00:49:48,438
Russian Literature
and Slavic Languages.
791
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,849
- Oh, wow, that's really interesting.
- Yeah.
792
00:49:52,885 --> 00:49:55,683
What career track is that?
793
00:49:55,721 --> 00:49:59,020
Cabbie, hot-dog vendor,
marijuana delivery guy.
794
00:49:59,058 --> 00:50:00,992
The world is my oyster.
795
00:50:04,029 --> 00:50:05,394
You kids need another round?
796
00:50:05,431 --> 00:50:07,626
- Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine.
- Actually, we'll take two more.
797
00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:11,102
I'll have two. Joel, you can have one.
798
00:50:11,503 --> 00:50:14,631
- What the hell? Are you gonna stop?
- Two-for-Tuesday.
799
00:50:16,443 --> 00:50:20,004
Em, I love this song!
Come on, let's dance! Let's dance.
800
00:50:20,914 --> 00:50:24,350
Come on. Come on.
801
00:50:25,885 --> 00:50:27,443
- Come on.
- Okay.
802
00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:31,983
You are an obsession
803
00:50:32,025 --> 00:50:34,994
Here, ready? Stay with me.
804
00:50:36,696 --> 00:50:38,357
Unopened at your feet
805
00:50:38,398 --> 00:50:39,922
There's no balance
806
00:50:41,134 --> 00:50:43,068
- You like that?
- Yes.
807
00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,663
Marcy Feingold, ninth grade,
taught me that one.
808
00:50:45,705 --> 00:50:47,697
- Good one!
- Thanks a lot.
809
00:50:49,143 --> 00:50:51,373
- Nice moves, Brennan.
- Thanks.
810
00:50:53,514 --> 00:50:58,144
- Razzmatazz!
- Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry.
811
00:50:59,754 --> 00:51:03,087
- But we love you more!
- It knows.
812
00:51:03,124 --> 00:51:04,250
More.
813
00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,651
Oh, my God. You okay?
814
00:51:08,596 --> 00:51:11,531
- Razzmatazz.
- Come on.
815
00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:14,057
All right.
816
00:51:14,301 --> 00:51:17,862
- There you go.
- You're so strong-ish.
817
00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:19,865
I'll take that.
818
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,205
I'm so surprised
I'm making out with you.
819
00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,478
Me, too.
820
00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:42,956
Em, I think you're incredible.
821
00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:50,404
Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life.
822
00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:55,807
I'm not ready for this.
I need to take things slow.
823
00:51:55,845 --> 00:51:57,972
Okay, all right.
824
00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:02,415
I'm sorry.
825
00:52:14,363 --> 00:52:17,730
Hey. Let me help you with that.
826
00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,099
I got it.
827
00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:22,600
That is ugly.
828
00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,099
Thanks.
829
00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,768
- Hey, so how's your dad?
- He's hanging in there.
830
00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:34,011
- Yeah? Still... Still not working?
- No, no.
831
00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:38,818
The Musik-Express!
832
00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,088
- These rides are safe, right?
- Supposedly.
833
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,987
I wouldn't mess around on any of them.
834
00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:50,193
Last summer, there was this drunk idiot
goofing around on the Comet Booster,
835
00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:52,169
trying to kick his buddy.
836
00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:56,230
They found his Reebok
in the parking lot, with his foot in it.
837
00:52:56,274 --> 00:53:00,370
- Yo, Lisa. We're partners today.
Great.
838
00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:03,545
So it's official.
839
00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,048
My friend Boomer
hooked me up with a job
840
00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:07,017
at the Mercedes dealership
on Route 30.
841
00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:10,919
Yeah, I'm getting a car right away.
Payments deducted from my check.
842
00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:16,520
Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560,
convertible, in gold, leather interior.
843
00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,756
I'm even gonna get
a compact disc player.
844
00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:22,197
- It's gonna be insane.
- To the max.
845
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:25,533
So, hey, Lis, you wanna
go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena?
846
00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:30,770
- My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so...
- That's okay. Take Boomer.
847
00:53:32,011 --> 00:53:35,105
And go get the hose.
There's dried puke down there.
848
00:53:35,147 --> 00:53:36,512
You don't like Priest?
849
00:53:36,548 --> 00:53:39,881
- I'm busy that night.
- I didn't tell you what night.
850
00:53:42,221 --> 00:53:45,713
James, you and I should go out
some night.
851
00:53:45,758 --> 00:53:49,023
I get it, that's a funny one.
852
00:53:49,061 --> 00:53:50,995
Face! Douche.
853
00:53:52,027 --> 00:53:54,258
- Just let me know when.
- Yeah?
854
00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:57,627
Pete, dried puke.
855
00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:10,478
I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out
with a nice guy for a change.
856
00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:13,108
Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool.
857
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,445
Oh, come on, man!
858
00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,586
- Want to push a button?
- No, I'm on games only.
859
00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,057
Okay, yeah, which one? Okay.
860
00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,123
Oh, my gosh!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
861
00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:30,892
Wow! You fucked this up perfectly!
862
00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:32,903
- I know. I work on games, so...
- I'm impressed.
863
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:35,371
I know.
I shouldn't have even been here.
864
00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,067
- Shit.
- Hey.
865
00:54:37,308 --> 00:54:38,798
Connell, I need to ask you something.
866
00:54:38,843 --> 00:54:39,935
Hand me the crescent wrench,
would you?
867
00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,103
Yeah.
868
00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:46,583
So, Lisa P. Just asked me if I wanted
to go out with her sometime.
869
00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,085
- Lisa P.?
- Yeah. It's insane.
870
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,453
I think she might've just been trying
to piss off Pete O'Malley but...
871
00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:55,892
Can you imagine any universe where
she would get with a guy like me?
872
00:54:55,928 --> 00:54:57,361
She asked you out?
873
00:54:57,396 --> 00:55:00,559
You're a fucking idiot if you don't go.
It's Lisa P.
874
00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:02,658
- Hold this, would you?
- Yeah.
875
00:55:02,701 --> 00:55:05,226
That girl's a virgin.
Can you believe that?
876
00:55:05,270 --> 00:55:08,103
Oh. In this day and age. You'd think...
877
00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:12,008
Well, she's a Catholic girl.
They usually won't let you screw them.
878
00:55:12,044 --> 00:55:16,174
- But what they will let you do...
- Yeah, but what about Em?
879
00:55:16,949 --> 00:55:21,716
Are you getting all your needs
met by her?
880
00:55:24,423 --> 00:55:26,254
We're taking it slow.
881
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,191
Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing.
882
00:55:31,898 --> 00:55:34,867
Every time you meet a beautiful woman,
883
00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:38,894
don't you imagine what she'd look like
underneath you, naked?
884
00:55:38,938 --> 00:55:42,601
- What? No. No.
- Someone like Lisa P.
885
00:55:42,642 --> 00:55:45,440
I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like
every cell in your body's on fire, right?
886
00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:48,072
That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah,
I know, I see where you're going.
887
00:55:48,114 --> 00:55:50,810
That's the way we're wired.
It's the way we're wired.
888
00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:54,445
It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature.
It's also tragic.
889
00:55:58,259 --> 00:56:01,956
My feelings for Em are vast.
890
00:56:01,996 --> 00:56:06,057
James, imagine it. Lisa P.
891
00:56:08,335 --> 00:56:13,272
I know. Lisa P. I know.
892
00:56:27,855 --> 00:56:30,723
- Hey.
- Hey.
893
00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:32,591
I brought you this.
894
00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:36,085
It's one of my favorite authors.
Gogol. Russian.
895
00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:39,897
He lost his mind,
burned the only copy of his final book,
896
00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:42,562
died a week later of self-starvation.
897
00:56:43,571 --> 00:56:44,595
Well...
898
00:56:46,474 --> 00:56:48,874
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
899
00:56:53,515 --> 00:56:58,077
Hey, do you maybe want to go see
a shitty movie or something sometime?
900
00:56:59,054 --> 00:57:02,513
Yeah, I just... You know,
I did something kind of stupid.
901
00:57:02,558 --> 00:57:06,927
I... I told my brother that
we made out.
902
00:57:08,564 --> 00:57:10,555
- That's bad?
- No, no, no.
903
00:57:12,134 --> 00:57:14,364
But he... He told my parents.
904
00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:19,298
We're Catholic.
905
00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:23,068
Pete told my parents that you're Jewish.
906
00:57:26,582 --> 00:57:27,981
But I'm an atheist.
907
00:57:28,017 --> 00:57:29,951
I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist,
I guess,
908
00:57:29,985 --> 00:57:33,217
- or an existential pagan, if you will...
- Yeah, yeah.
909
00:57:33,256 --> 00:57:36,419
But my parents are really strict.
910
00:57:38,328 --> 00:57:39,693
I'm sorry.
911
00:57:41,465 --> 00:57:44,923
- It's still a good book.
- Nah, I'm sorry.
912
00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:52,167
- Hey, Joel.
- Hey.
913
00:57:53,944 --> 00:57:55,775
How'd it go with Sue?
914
00:57:58,415 --> 00:57:59,848
Not so good.
915
00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:03,719
Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything!
916
00:58:03,755 --> 00:58:05,723
Come on, worse things have happened
to the Jews.
917
00:58:05,757 --> 00:58:07,088
Fuck that!
918
00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:10,755
You know,
you don't deserve to date Joel!
919
00:58:10,795 --> 00:58:12,490
I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole!
920
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,498
What do you, like,
hate gay people, too?
921
00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:18,491
Do you support apartheid?
You are not my friend.
922
00:58:22,306 --> 00:58:24,604
Bam! Child's play.
923
00:58:26,577 --> 00:58:30,172
Look, you can't tell anybody,
but I'm going out with Lisa P. Tonight.
924
00:58:30,214 --> 00:58:31,306
- You're what?
- Yeah.
925
00:58:31,349 --> 00:58:34,717
This morning she asked me
if I wanted to hang out sometime.
926
00:58:34,753 --> 00:58:37,950
What happened?
I thought you were crazy about Em.
927
00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:39,218
I am. I am.
928
00:58:39,258 --> 00:58:41,453
But, you know,
I don't know if she necessarily,
929
00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:43,358
like, wants something, you know,
kind of serious.
930
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:47,991
And, Joel, we're men. You know,
we're, like, wired to meet our needs.
931
00:58:48,033 --> 00:58:50,331
I get it, it's a biological imperative.
932
00:58:50,636 --> 00:58:55,096
Frigo, you can't tell anybody,
but I have a date tonight with Lisa P.
933
00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:58,940
What? You know,
I should give you a double-sack-whack
934
00:58:58,977 --> 00:59:02,435
- for telling a lie like that.
- Okay, don't believe me.
935
00:59:03,949 --> 00:59:06,441
- Where are you going?
- The Velvet Touch.
936
00:59:11,191 --> 00:59:12,419
Thanks.
937
00:59:18,164 --> 00:59:19,722
How's the wine?
938
00:59:23,837 --> 00:59:26,237
- It's good!
- Yeah.
939
00:59:31,845 --> 00:59:35,440
I just need to tell you something.
940
00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,110
Huh?
941
00:59:37,151 --> 00:59:39,449
Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell
a lot of people about tonight?
942
00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:42,650
'Cause I think there's someone
at the park
943
00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:46,023
who may have a little thing for me,
and I don't want her to feel bad.
944
00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:49,552
- You mean Em?
- Yeah.
945
00:59:51,232 --> 00:59:52,631
Uh-huh.
946
00:59:52,967 --> 00:59:54,696
So you like working at the park?
947
00:59:54,735 --> 00:59:57,203
Yeah, I think it could be
character building.
948
00:59:57,238 --> 00:59:59,069
And, you know,
I've made a lot of friends.
949
00:59:59,106 --> 01:00:01,165
Yeah, you and Connell
seem pretty tight.
950
01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:02,266
Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting.
951
01:00:02,309 --> 01:00:04,243
I think he's kind of
like a, you know, poetic soul.
952
01:00:04,278 --> 01:00:07,771
- That guy's got some problems.
- What do you mean?
953
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:13,187
Last summer, he was having this thing
with this girl from the snack bar.
954
01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:16,980
He used to take her to his mother's
basement to have sex with her.
955
01:00:17,025 --> 01:00:20,358
His mother's basement.
How gross is that?
956
01:00:20,862 --> 01:00:23,092
But he's married, right?
957
01:00:23,131 --> 01:00:26,532
- Didn't stop him from hitting on me.
- Wow.
958
01:00:31,706 --> 01:00:35,472
- Is that Frigo?
- Yeah, it is Frigo.
959
01:00:37,646 --> 01:00:40,616
I wonder what he's doing here.
I should say hi. I've known him since...
960
01:00:40,650 --> 01:00:42,174
Excuse me.
961
01:00:43,686 --> 01:00:46,348
- You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.!
- What the fuck are you doing here?
962
01:00:46,389 --> 01:00:49,847
I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought
you were full of shit, but holy shit!
963
01:00:49,892 --> 01:00:52,053
There she is! Think you can get me
naked pictures of her?
964
01:00:52,094 --> 01:00:53,186
Frigo, get the fuck out of here,
965
01:00:53,229 --> 01:00:54,628
and you can't tell anybody
about this, okay?
966
01:00:54,664 --> 01:00:57,292
All right, all right, relax, Brennan.
967
01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,764
- What's it worth to you?
- You're shaking me down?
968
01:00:59,802 --> 01:01:01,827
No... Yeah, yeah.
969
01:01:02,305 --> 01:01:05,297
I hate you with such great fervor. I...
970
01:01:07,476 --> 01:01:08,875
- Ow!
- Thanks, Brennan.
971
01:01:13,183 --> 01:01:15,413
Sorry about that. What a coincidence.
972
01:01:15,452 --> 01:01:18,888
Frigo was out to rent a video,
saw us through the window, and...
973
01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:20,514
- Wow.
- Yeah.
974
01:01:21,124 --> 01:01:23,888
And here we are.
I wonder how the fondue is tonight.
975
01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:30,257
I want to visit every continent,
every country, really.
976
01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:35,299
Charles Dickens actually wrote
these really interesting travel pieces,
977
01:01:35,339 --> 01:01:36,397
but he visited prisons...
978
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,965
Would you rather have a sailboat
or a speedboat?
979
01:01:40,345 --> 01:01:43,473
- Gee, I guess...
- I think sailboats are, like,
980
01:01:43,514 --> 01:01:47,075
way more cooler, you know,
like more classic.
981
01:01:49,554 --> 01:01:52,580
Though I bet speedboats would be
a lot more fun.
982
01:01:52,624 --> 01:01:54,251
What were you saying?
983
01:01:54,859 --> 01:01:57,726
Just babbling.
984
01:01:57,762 --> 01:01:58,820
Oh.
985
01:02:01,366 --> 01:02:04,130
I just need to get normal
before I go inside.
986
01:02:04,168 --> 01:02:07,467
Put on some perfume
to cover the smell.
987
01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:10,599
I was going to suggest more perfume.
988
01:02:10,642 --> 01:02:12,235
- Shoot, my brush.
- Yeah. Hold on.
989
01:02:14,713 --> 01:02:17,739
- Jesus, what the hell is this?
- Is that yours?
990
01:02:18,217 --> 01:02:22,881
- No. I guess it's my dad's.
- Here, pull over here.
991
01:02:31,363 --> 01:02:33,160
Can you smell the pot?
992
01:02:39,138 --> 01:02:40,901
You smell amazing.
993
01:02:42,742 --> 01:02:45,939
Thanks for tonight. It was fun.
994
01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:48,948
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
995
01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,326
Fondue.
996
01:03:11,938 --> 01:03:14,737
Oh, God.
Tiger.
997
01:03:15,776 --> 01:03:16,800
Sorry.
998
01:03:19,246 --> 01:03:21,009
- Another time.
- Yeah.
999
01:03:34,195 --> 01:03:36,186
- Good night.
- Good night.
1000
01:04:12,434 --> 01:04:15,232
- Hey.
- Hey.
1001
01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:16,898
Hey. I missed your call last night.
Sorry about that.
1002
01:04:16,939 --> 01:04:19,908
I was out
with some old high-school buddies.
1003
01:04:21,244 --> 01:04:22,472
- Sounds fun.
- Yeah, it was.
1004
01:04:22,512 --> 01:04:25,037
We got caught up reminiscing.
I was out pretty late.
1005
01:04:25,081 --> 01:04:27,276
But what were you calling about?
1006
01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:33,546
Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was
kind of a jerk the other night.
1007
01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:39,724
Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too.
I was drunk.
1008
01:04:39,996 --> 01:04:42,089
And I brought you something.
1009
01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:47,098
- This bag?
- Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag?
1010
01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:52,901
- Is that a couple of joints?
- I think so. For pot cookies.
1011
01:04:52,943 --> 01:04:55,377
- Oh, my. You follow through.
- I do.
1012
01:04:56,046 --> 01:04:57,741
Cool. This'll be fun.
1013
01:04:58,348 --> 01:05:01,806
- Let's do it.
- Okay. I'm only having half, okay?
1014
01:05:01,852 --> 01:05:05,845
Walnuts? You want to see me go
into anaphylactic shock? Fuck.
1015
01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:10,215
- Home-made? Yummy.
- Brennan, you gonna eat the other half?
1016
01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,588
Mmm-hmm.
1017
01:05:13,697 --> 01:05:14,789
Sorry.
1018
01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,101
Spinning on that dizzy edge
1019
01:05:18,136 --> 01:05:21,333
I kissed her face
and kissed her head
1020
01:05:21,372 --> 01:05:24,899
And dreamed of
all the different ways
1021
01:05:24,943 --> 01:05:27,639
I had to make her glow
1022
01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:31,581
"Why are you so far away?" she said
1023
01:05:31,616 --> 01:05:36,553
"Why won"t you ever know
that I"m in love with you
1024
01:05:36,588 --> 01:05:40,285
"That I"m in love with you"
1025
01:05:40,325 --> 01:05:43,522
You
Soft and only
1026
01:05:43,561 --> 01:05:46,655
You
Lost and lonely
1027
01:05:46,698 --> 01:05:49,964
You
Strange as angels
1028
01:05:50,002 --> 01:05:52,971
Dancing in the deepest oceans
1029
01:05:53,005 --> 01:05:55,803
Twisting in the water
1030
01:05:55,841 --> 01:05:59,174
And what a race we have here today,
ladies and gentlemen. Boy!
1031
01:05:59,211 --> 01:06:01,611
And nobody is in the lead.
Nobody is in the lead.
1032
01:06:01,647 --> 01:06:04,241
In fact, what is so mind-blowing
about this particular race
1033
01:06:04,283 --> 01:06:07,775
is how evenly-matched
these particular competitors are.
1034
01:06:07,953 --> 01:06:11,548
And Yellow is dead last.
I don"t think Yellow"s moved once.
1035
01:06:11,957 --> 01:06:15,552
This is a fall from grace
for the once-great stallion, Yellow.
1036
01:06:15,961 --> 01:06:19,453
You know, Yellow has inseminated
over 1,000 foals in his lifetime,
1037
01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:21,694
which might explain
his current exhaustion.
1038
01:06:24,137 --> 01:06:27,937
And you won, Number 9,
here you go... Here you go, great job.
1039
01:06:28,808 --> 01:06:30,139
Hey, Bobby.
1040
01:06:30,644 --> 01:06:32,635
Brennan, what are you doing?
1041
01:06:34,514 --> 01:06:36,448
- You been toking up?
- What?
1042
01:06:36,483 --> 01:06:38,974
- You been drinking drugs?
- No!
1043
01:06:39,019 --> 01:06:41,647
Your eyes are red.
Have you been crying?
1044
01:06:41,688 --> 01:06:45,385
Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before.
But no, Bobby,
1045
01:06:45,425 --> 01:06:48,690
I"m feeling sick because I think I ate
a bad corn dog before, Bobby.
1046
01:06:48,728 --> 01:06:49,752
That"s why.
1047
01:06:49,796 --> 01:06:52,288
You know, why don't you go over
to Hats Off To Larry
1048
01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:54,927
- and collect some balls?
- Okay.
1049
01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,597
And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this.
1050
01:07:00,641 --> 01:07:02,268
Hey, you all right?
1051
01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,210
- Yeah, thank you.
- All right.
1052
01:07:04,612 --> 01:07:05,772
This is how we met.
1053
01:07:06,881 --> 01:07:10,908
And they"re off! In the lead is Green 5.
Green is in the lead.
1054
01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:15,514
Green 5, Green 5 in the lead.
And there you are, Green 5!
1055
01:07:15,556 --> 01:07:19,356
Green! You really got it going on!
You know exactly what you"re doing.
1056
01:07:19,393 --> 01:07:22,591
Green! You got it, Green! You won!
1057
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,859
Pass that down to her.
Loser, pass that down. Thank you.
1058
01:07:35,143 --> 01:07:38,704
- Can I get some balls?
- You're gonna have to get more balls.
1059
01:07:38,747 --> 01:07:40,908
The customer's always right.
1060
01:07:43,118 --> 01:07:44,745
Here you go.
1061
01:07:47,289 --> 01:07:51,157
- I hit that thing dead-on!
- Yet he still retains his chapeau.
1062
01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,061
Whoa, whoa. Come on.
1063
01:07:54,097 --> 01:07:55,121
Hey!
1064
01:07:59,469 --> 01:08:01,937
What the fuck?
It's glued on, the fucking thing.
1065
01:08:01,971 --> 01:08:04,132
- It's not worth it.
We have a winner.
1066
01:08:04,173 --> 01:08:05,868
- Nicky.
Congratulations.
1067
01:08:05,908 --> 01:08:09,275
The fucking thing is glued on?
His hat is glued on?
1068
01:08:09,312 --> 01:08:11,610
Fuck this, Nicky.
- What is so fucking funny?
1069
01:08:11,647 --> 01:08:14,013
Yeah, what's so fucking funny?
- I don't know.
1070
01:08:15,318 --> 01:08:16,808
Oh, my God!
My God.
1071
01:08:16,853 --> 01:08:19,287
- What the fuck?
Not so funny now, is it?
1072
01:08:19,322 --> 01:08:21,722
You can't do shit like that.
Like, what the fuck?
1073
01:08:21,758 --> 01:08:23,589
- You punch him in the face?
- Back off, slut!
1074
01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:28,189
- Don't fucking touch her, man.
- What are you gonna do, faggot?
1075
01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:34,465
Oh, fuck.
1076
01:08:34,505 --> 01:08:37,406
You're fucking dead!
You jerk!
1077
01:08:40,477 --> 01:08:50,477
Breaking the law, breaking the law
1078
01:09:00,398 --> 01:09:03,424
- The option of the flute?
- Option of the flute...
1079
01:09:04,669 --> 01:09:06,660
People are trying to kill me.
1080
01:09:08,506 --> 01:09:10,838
Get the fuck out, motherfucker!
1081
01:09:11,643 --> 01:09:12,803
Move.
1082
01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,476
Get out of my doorway, motherfucker!
Give me a reason!
1083
01:09:17,515 --> 01:09:20,882
Just give me a fucking reason!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
1084
01:09:20,919 --> 01:09:25,583
Come on! Please!
You don't know what I'm capable of!
1085
01:09:32,465 --> 01:09:34,899
- Bastard.
- Thanks, Bobby.
1086
01:09:34,934 --> 01:09:36,424
- No problem.
- Okay, I'm gonna take the back way.
1087
01:09:36,469 --> 01:09:37,527
Yeah, yeah, good.
1088
01:09:37,570 --> 01:09:40,664
You know what, now that I think of it,
the flute is actually more expensive.
1089
01:09:40,706 --> 01:09:43,197
You guys should have seen
Brennan wail on that greaseball, man.
1090
01:09:43,242 --> 01:09:44,903
- I can't believe you hit someone.
Me, either.
1091
01:09:44,944 --> 01:09:46,969
How'd you do it?
Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych!
1092
01:09:48,247 --> 01:09:50,909
Dude, this guy was huge.
I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit...
1093
01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,510
- And just dropped the guy.
- I can't believe they call that a hit.
1094
01:09:53,552 --> 01:09:55,850
Then his buddy started
chasing him all around the park,
1095
01:09:55,888 --> 01:09:57,355
and then he hid in Bobby's office.
1096
01:09:57,389 --> 01:09:59,517
Yeah, see,
that's more like the son of a bitch.
1097
01:09:59,559 --> 01:10:00,924
Bobby kicked the door down
1098
01:10:00,961 --> 01:10:02,861
and came out all psycho
with this bat like...
1099
01:10:02,896 --> 01:10:04,864
And all his buddies just go, "Okay. "
1100
01:10:04,898 --> 01:10:06,297
Where's the guy?
Was he ever...
1101
01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,664
I don't know.
They left him on the pavement.
1102
01:10:07,701 --> 01:10:09,931
Then I got his girlfriend's number.
1103
01:10:11,638 --> 01:10:13,606
Where are you taking me?
1104
01:10:15,509 --> 01:10:16,908
You've never been to this place before?
1105
01:10:16,943 --> 01:10:18,274
No.
1106
01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:30,218
I think you might be the coolest
and cutest guy I ever met.
1107
01:10:30,758 --> 01:10:32,020
Really?
1108
01:10:33,361 --> 01:10:35,852
I mean, I'm really high, but...
1109
01:11:02,024 --> 01:11:03,958
I don't want to lose you.
1110
01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:32,147
- Forget to refrigerate these?
- Yeah.
1111
01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,447
When did they get in, yesterday?
1112
01:11:35,491 --> 01:11:38,016
- Around what time?
- In the morning.
1113
01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,665
- They smell weird?
- Yeah.
1114
01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,498
- I think that's normal, though.
- Yeah.
1115
01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:49,266
Stuffy, fry these up!
1116
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:53,598
Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you.
Want to pick up some extra shifts?
1117
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:56,407
- Yeah, sure.
- Good. Because Joel quit.
1118
01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,370
- What?
- He's passed on.
1119
01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:02,407
He moved on, honey.
He didn't pass on, he moved on.
1120
01:12:05,189 --> 01:12:07,214
I know, I heard you!
1121
01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:17,264
- What are you doing here?
- You didn't call me back.
1122
01:12:17,635 --> 01:12:20,900
Look, I can't abide the humiliation
of you seeing the inside of my house.
1123
01:12:20,938 --> 01:12:24,066
The vile plastic slipcovers,
the art-fair paintings.
1124
01:12:24,108 --> 01:12:28,272
And it's really messy.
Just go around back. I'll meet you.
1125
01:12:28,312 --> 01:12:29,779
Okay.
1126
01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:34,783
Hey, Jeffrey!
Turn off the fucking lawnmower.
1127
01:12:36,421 --> 01:12:39,481
- Fine.
- I'm trying to have a conversation here.
1128
01:12:42,093 --> 01:12:44,789
- Fuck off, fuck face.
Nimrod.
1129
01:12:44,829 --> 01:12:45,921
I hate you, asshole.
1130
01:12:45,964 --> 01:12:50,264
Hey, is it because of Sue?
- What?
1131
01:12:50,302 --> 01:12:53,362
Why you quit. Because, Joel,
you're a great guy, you know,
1132
01:12:53,405 --> 01:12:55,032
and she doesn't deserve you.
1133
01:12:55,073 --> 01:12:58,839
James, look at me.
I'm not a good-looking guy.
1134
01:12:58,877 --> 01:13:01,505
And I'm poor.
Girls aren't gonna go near me
1135
01:13:01,546 --> 01:13:04,106
when there's all these
fucking yuppies around.
1136
01:13:04,149 --> 01:13:05,845
That's ridiculous.
Not all women are like that.
1137
01:13:05,885 --> 01:13:08,149
You know, Em isn't like that.
1138
01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:09,620
- Em?
- Yeah.
1139
01:13:11,924 --> 01:13:14,085
You don't even appreciate
what you have.
1140
01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:16,026
You're chasing after Lisa P.
1141
01:13:16,062 --> 01:13:20,897
When you have this incredible,
beautiful girl right fucking there.
1142
01:13:23,769 --> 01:13:25,134
Fuck this.
1143
01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:40,982
Don't do that.
1144
01:13:48,328 --> 01:13:52,162
- I thought you were off today.
- I need to tell you something.
1145
01:13:57,037 --> 01:14:02,339
Last week I went on a date with Lisa P.
She asked me out.
1146
01:14:02,376 --> 01:14:05,436
It was nothing. We kissed a little bit
at the end of the date,
1147
01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:10,440
and I felt her breast a little bit,
but nothing else.
1148
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,146
Right. No intercourse?
1149
01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:15,851
No. No intercourse.
1150
01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:20,757
Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I
never talked about being exclusive.
1151
01:14:20,795 --> 01:14:25,289
I don't want to see her again, okay?
You're the one I...
1152
01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:30,360
Look, we'll both be in New York soon,
and I want to hang out with you.
1153
01:14:30,405 --> 01:14:33,306
I want to get to know you better,
1154
01:14:33,341 --> 01:14:36,606
if you want to get to know me better
as well.
1155
01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:38,442
James, you don't owe me anything.
1156
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:42,109
I know, but I want to owe you things.
1157
01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:47,548
I'm ready to owe you things, okay?
Because I really, really care about you.
1158
01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:53,023
- Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry.
- No, no. I'm not mad at you.
1159
01:14:54,163 --> 01:14:59,692
Thanks for telling me.
That was, like, really sweet.
1160
01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:40,166
- Are you crazy? You can't come here.
- I just can't do this anymore.
1161
01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:42,839
I'm starting to really
fucking hate myself, you know?
1162
01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,646
Oh, Christ.
My wife probably heard me come in.
1163
01:15:46,684 --> 01:15:49,175
Just... I gotta...
We'll find someplace to talk.
1164
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:52,280
I gotta go make an excuse.
Park outside my mom's house, okay?
1165
01:15:52,323 --> 01:15:53,984
- Okay.
- All right.
1166
01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,757
Brennan. Yo, Brennan.
Come here!
1167
01:16:01,499 --> 01:16:04,798
Brennan, you gotta hear this.
Tell him. Tell him what you told me.
1168
01:16:04,835 --> 01:16:07,099
I ate too many circus peanuts.
1169
01:16:07,137 --> 01:16:10,072
No, what? No, not that, retard.
The other thing, the thing about Em.
1170
01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,770
Frigo, shut up.
Wait, what thing about Em?
1171
01:16:12,811 --> 01:16:15,803
I saw Em and Connell in his car.
1172
01:16:15,847 --> 01:16:18,315
Right, right.
What were they doing in the car, Rich?
1173
01:16:18,350 --> 01:16:22,309
They were doing push-ups in his car.
They didn't have any pants on.
1174
01:16:22,354 --> 01:16:24,914
No pants.
Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking.
1175
01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:26,617
- James, they were fucking.
- Frigo, Frigo. Shut up.
1176
01:16:26,658 --> 01:16:31,061
- When did you see this, Rich?
- Like, a while ago, a while ago.
1177
01:16:31,096 --> 01:16:33,087
It was just a couple
of weeks ago, right, Rich?
1178
01:16:41,172 --> 01:16:44,700
- Hello?
- Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there?
1179
01:16:44,744 --> 01:16:48,612
She said she was with you.
She said she was gonna go meet you.
1180
01:16:49,181 --> 01:16:53,117
Oh, yeah.
I think we got our wires crossed.
1181
01:16:54,353 --> 01:16:55,650
Okay, bye.
1182
01:17:00,459 --> 01:17:01,790
What'd he say?
1183
01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:05,620
Can you get your mother's car?
1184
01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:10,130
All right, I got the keys. Push me out.
1185
01:17:28,555 --> 01:17:30,523
I don't want to drink.
1186
01:17:35,829 --> 01:17:39,026
Did you know James went out
with Lisa P. Last week?
1187
01:17:39,066 --> 01:17:41,227
- I know.
- You know.
1188
01:17:41,835 --> 01:17:44,429
- You want me to rat out James?
- Right.
1189
01:17:48,009 --> 01:17:50,000
Slow down.
Shit.
1190
01:17:50,044 --> 01:17:51,068
It's Em's car.
1191
01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:53,807
Let's wait here.
1192
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:02,050
I stole some of my grandma's
cough medicine if you want some.
1193
01:18:02,690 --> 01:18:04,282
- No.
- It's grape.
1194
01:18:04,325 --> 01:18:06,020
- No, please.
- Okay.
1195
01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:09,161
Can you sit down, please,
just for a second?
1196
01:18:14,335 --> 01:18:16,804
- Look, you want to end this?
- Yes.
1197
01:18:20,342 --> 01:18:22,674
I got a hockey stick in the back,
if you want to smash the windows.
1198
01:18:22,711 --> 01:18:25,475
- Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay?
- All right, okay, Brennan.
1199
01:18:25,514 --> 01:18:27,778
- Just trying to help.
- Oh, shit.
1200
01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:42,196
What are you doing here?
1201
01:18:42,798 --> 01:18:44,925
Are you and Connell, like...
1202
01:18:47,604 --> 01:18:51,165
It started in, like...
I didn't even know you when it...
1203
01:18:54,544 --> 01:18:58,344
How did you... What are you...
How did you find me here?
1204
01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:03,385
Lisa P. Told me that Connell used to
take some other girl here last summer
1205
01:19:04,387 --> 01:19:06,378
to his mother's basement.
1206
01:19:06,823 --> 01:19:08,051
Right.
1207
01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:14,123
Yeah, I just, like, don't understand
how you could do this.
1208
01:19:14,164 --> 01:19:16,189
I came here to...
1209
01:19:18,469 --> 01:19:20,300
I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay?
1210
01:19:20,337 --> 01:19:24,330
I fucked up one time, and I fucking
told you about it, and you...
1211
01:19:24,575 --> 01:19:27,237
You think I'm, like, some fucking
pathetic idiot or something.
1212
01:19:27,278 --> 01:19:30,179
You're not a fucking idiot.
I'm a fucking idiot.
1213
01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:33,474
Yeah, that's right.
1214
01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:45,886
Shit.
1215
01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:04,305
I am the champion.
To the victor go the spoils.
1216
01:20:04,816 --> 01:20:08,343
- Here you go.
- What? What is this?
1217
01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:12,618
- Is it a banana?
- It's a banana with eyes.
1218
01:20:13,425 --> 01:20:16,553
I'd watch my mouth if I were you,
carnival boy.
1219
01:20:38,518 --> 01:20:39,542
Hey.
1220
01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:41,848
What's up?
1221
01:20:46,793 --> 01:20:48,090
I mean...
1222
01:20:49,662 --> 01:20:52,496
I actually feel sorry for them, you know.
1223
01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,734
Like, sneaking around
and lying to everybody.
1224
01:20:56,904 --> 01:21:00,203
It's, like, so pathetic.
He's a married man.
1225
01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,265
I know. I know.
1226
01:21:04,111 --> 01:21:08,946
Hey, Lisa, you can't, like,
tell anybody about this. Ever.
1227
01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:14,452
Of course, I would never.
1228
01:21:31,639 --> 01:21:32,799
Thanks.
1229
01:21:33,575 --> 01:21:35,270
Hey, Em, what's up?
1230
01:21:36,678 --> 01:21:38,236
Loving life, you know.
1231
01:21:38,279 --> 01:21:40,645
Hey, you know I play the drums?
1232
01:21:40,682 --> 01:21:43,845
I did this killer drum solo
at the high-school talent show once.
1233
01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:47,719
I played Limelight by Rush.
One, two, three, four!
1234
01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:54,220
Living on a lighted stage
1235
01:21:54,263 --> 01:21:56,254
Approaches the unreal
1236
01:21:56,332 --> 01:22:01,065
For those who think and feel
In touch with some reality
1237
01:22:01,103 --> 01:22:03,003
Beyond the...
1238
01:22:07,309 --> 01:22:09,743
Spin. Good night, Adventureland!
1239
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,547
- What the fuck was that?
- You like musicians, right?
1240
01:22:25,862 --> 01:22:28,330
Hey, honey,
I'm running out of googly eyes.
1241
01:22:28,365 --> 01:22:29,423
Do you have any more over there?
1242
01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:33,300
Yeah, me, too, but I found these,
so I've just been sort of...
1243
01:22:35,939 --> 01:22:37,839
- Hey.
- Hey, Em! What's up?
1244
01:22:40,310 --> 01:22:42,505
I quit. See you.
1245
01:22:48,685 --> 01:22:51,153
Tommy, you think
there's something wrong with this car?
1246
01:22:51,187 --> 01:22:52,245
Have your father check it
1247
01:22:52,289 --> 01:22:54,120
because it's making
a funny squeaking sound.
1248
01:22:54,157 --> 01:22:56,524
I don't know what the problem is.
1249
01:22:58,262 --> 01:22:59,286
Shit-head!
1250
01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,939
Shake a leg and
come aboard the SS Adventureland.
1251
01:23:08,973 --> 01:23:11,305
I'm not friends with anybody.
How the hell would I know?
1252
01:23:11,342 --> 01:23:14,505
I don't know.
No way!
1253
01:23:14,545 --> 01:23:15,603
Em? Em Lewin?
1254
01:23:15,646 --> 01:23:17,409
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you believe that?
1255
01:23:17,448 --> 01:23:20,178
Em has been sleeping
with Connell all summer.
1256
01:23:20,217 --> 01:23:23,584
- I'm telling you, man.
Connell is a freaking god.
1257
01:23:32,264 --> 01:23:35,131
- Hey, Lisa.
- Hey.
1258
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,795
Hi. Look, I don't know what to say,
1259
01:23:38,837 --> 01:23:41,897
but everyone is talking about
Em and Connell.
1260
01:23:43,608 --> 01:23:45,769
Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth.
1261
01:23:45,811 --> 01:23:50,248
I'm sorry because I gave you my word.
We were just so wasted that night.
1262
01:23:51,316 --> 01:23:54,080
You know I can't hide nothing
from Kell.
1263
01:23:55,754 --> 01:23:56,914
Are you mad at me?
1264
01:23:56,955 --> 01:24:01,325
Well, yeah.
Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit.
1265
01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:05,855
I feel bad for Connell.
I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em.
1266
01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:09,461
Guys can't help themselves.
1267
01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:12,335
- But he's the married one.
- Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker.
1268
01:24:12,372 --> 01:24:15,068
- He's cheating on his wife, though.
- I can't believe you're defending her.
1269
01:24:15,108 --> 01:24:18,168
What? Because guys can be shitty
and women can't?
1270
01:24:21,147 --> 01:24:22,327
The Musik-Express!
1271
01:24:22,382 --> 01:24:23,406
Kell.
1272
01:24:36,463 --> 01:24:38,931
It's fun because it's really more
like dancing than exercising, you know.
1273
01:24:38,966 --> 01:24:41,628
I have a blast. I've been trying to
get him to go with me, but he won't go.
1274
01:24:41,668 --> 01:24:43,260
No, you're not doing it right.
1275
01:24:43,303 --> 01:24:45,032
Yeah, I don't like
lifting my knees that high.
1276
01:24:45,072 --> 01:24:46,471
Yeah, I've noticed.
1277
01:24:48,675 --> 01:24:52,873
Emily, you know the Ostrows
and the Waldsteins.
1278
01:24:54,348 --> 01:24:55,645
Hi there.
1279
01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:02,117
Can I get anyone a refresher?
1280
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:08,190
Francy, these pieces, I love them.
So great.
1281
01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:11,198
Those there? I love those.
I think they are so fun.
1282
01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:15,168
You're so artsy.
I love what you've done with the house.
1283
01:25:16,037 --> 01:25:19,097
- Thank you.
- It's... It's clean.
1284
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,268
I thought the house was a lot nicer
the way my mom used to have it.
1285
01:25:22,310 --> 01:25:25,279
It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me.
1286
01:25:27,749 --> 01:25:33,518
- Is that some kind of joke, Emily?
- No, it's not.
1287
01:25:34,924 --> 01:25:38,189
I think you owe me an apology.
Right now.
1288
01:25:38,994 --> 01:25:40,655
I don't owe you shit.
1289
01:25:41,363 --> 01:25:43,388
All right, okay. You know what?
Give me the drink.
1290
01:25:43,432 --> 01:25:45,457
Look, you weren't invited,
and I don't want you here, okay?
1291
01:25:45,501 --> 01:25:48,026
- Right, I wasn't invited to this party.
- Yes, you weren't invited,
1292
01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:49,560
and frankly,
I don't like you coming in here
1293
01:25:49,605 --> 01:25:51,163
and saying
whatever the hell you want, okay?
1294
01:25:51,207 --> 01:25:54,199
I am sick and tired of your behavior,
you ungrateful little bitch.
1295
01:25:54,243 --> 01:25:56,438
- Give me the drink.
- Okay, Em...
1296
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,344
God damn it!
1297
01:26:00,082 --> 01:26:04,713
Emily! Emily, this has to stop.
You cannot say those things no more.
1298
01:26:04,754 --> 01:26:06,051
I can't say
what I'm thinking
1299
01:26:06,089 --> 01:26:08,785
and what I'm feeling every fucking day?
1300
01:26:10,193 --> 01:26:13,492
Sy, for God's sake!
I can't force her out.
1301
01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:16,328
Yeah?
Well maybe you can't...
1302
01:26:32,782 --> 01:26:35,377
Sometimes I feel so happy
1303
01:26:39,891 --> 01:26:41,916
Hey, can I have another? Thanks.
1304
01:26:45,930 --> 01:26:48,296
Sometimes I feel so happy
1305
01:26:48,332 --> 01:26:52,496
But mostly you just make me mad
1306
01:26:54,639 --> 01:26:58,234
Baby, you just make me mad
1307
01:27:02,146 --> 01:27:06,243
Linger on
1308
01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:10,588
Your pale blue eyes
1309
01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:17,226
Linger on
1310
01:27:18,997 --> 01:27:22,091
Your pale blue eyes
1311
01:27:24,469 --> 01:27:25,731
Oh, fuck!
1312
01:27:40,787 --> 01:27:42,812
James, get out of the car.
1313
01:27:44,524 --> 01:27:45,684
Now!
1314
01:27:54,434 --> 01:27:58,461
Oh, God. Come with me.
1315
01:28:02,976 --> 01:28:06,707
You care to explain how
Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here?
1316
01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,353
Good morning.
1317
01:28:17,057 --> 01:28:18,752
What's this, mister?
1318
01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:25,223
What the hell is wrong with you?
1319
01:28:25,266 --> 01:28:28,667
You know, I think that Adventureland
has made you regress or something.
1320
01:28:28,702 --> 01:28:31,000
You're quitting that job.
1321
01:28:31,038 --> 01:28:35,441
- I never want to go back there again.
- Good. How much have you saved?
1322
01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:40,577
$ 1,322, give or take.
1323
01:28:40,615 --> 01:28:44,210
Well, the front axle is broken,
but that might cover the damage.
1324
01:28:44,252 --> 01:28:46,914
And you're gonna have to pay
for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too.
1325
01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:49,014
I need every cent of that for New York.
1326
01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:51,389
Well, I'm sorry, you know,
you should have thought about that
1327
01:28:51,426 --> 01:28:54,589
before you went out
on this little joyride of yours.
1328
01:29:01,102 --> 01:29:03,434
Brennan, I'm back.
1329
01:29:03,471 --> 01:29:05,063
Thank God. How the hell are you?
1330
01:29:05,106 --> 01:29:09,476
Well, Europe changed me.
It was revelatory.
1331
01:29:10,446 --> 01:29:13,745
There I was, going from
one incredible city to the next.
1332
01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:17,241
The ruins, the cathedrals,
the endless art treasures.
1333
01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:18,514
And I realized something.
1334
01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,751
Fuck the Old World.
I want the New World.
1335
01:29:21,791 --> 01:29:23,122
- What?
- And I want it now!
1336
01:29:23,159 --> 01:29:26,617
- What do you mean?
- I"m going to Harvard Business.
1337
01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:29,158
You're what? You're applying?
1338
01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:33,931
No, I'm in, actually. You know,
strings were pulled, wheels greased.
1339
01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:36,931
Wait, that's in Boston.
1340
01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:40,499
What about New York
and the apartment?
1341
01:29:40,544 --> 01:29:45,038
Yeah. Sorry about that, man.
I can"t really help you out there.
1342
01:29:49,886 --> 01:29:55,085
Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth.
These guys.
1343
01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:57,423
- Hey, Bobby, Paulette.
- Hey, Brennan.
1344
01:29:57,461 --> 01:29:58,723
Hey, how are you?
1345
01:29:58,762 --> 01:30:02,823
You know, we're just...
It's the last weekend of the season.
1346
01:30:02,866 --> 01:30:06,700
Just getting ready for winter,
closing up shop.
1347
01:30:06,737 --> 01:30:08,364
We have to turn all these lights off.
1348
01:30:08,405 --> 01:30:10,100
Your check's in the office.
- Okay.
1349
01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:12,609
We gonna see you next summer?
1350
01:30:12,643 --> 01:30:14,338
Thank you, Bobby, for everything.
Really.
1351
01:30:14,379 --> 01:30:17,143
- Gonna see you next summer.
- Well, thank you, really.
1352
01:30:17,648 --> 01:30:19,047
We're halfway through our set,
1353
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,948
and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed.
1354
01:30:20,985 --> 01:30:22,043
Oh, my...
Holy shit!
1355
01:30:22,086 --> 01:30:23,178
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I keep thinking
1356
01:30:23,221 --> 01:30:24,415
I'm about to wake up any second.
1357
01:30:24,455 --> 01:30:26,685
And he gets up, gets on stage,
puts on a guitar,
1358
01:30:26,724 --> 01:30:28,851
and we do a whole fucking set
of his songs.
1359
01:30:28,893 --> 01:30:31,862
- We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love.
Oh, my God.
1360
01:30:31,896 --> 01:30:34,421
What a pisser.
- We do I"m Waiting For The Man.
1361
01:30:34,465 --> 01:30:37,525
Wait, hold on, one second.
1362
01:30:38,169 --> 01:30:41,002
- Hey, last paycheck?
- Yep.
1363
01:30:42,908 --> 01:30:44,808
So, how's it going?
1364
01:30:45,544 --> 01:30:48,308
- Ronnie found out everything.
- Sorry.
1365
01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:52,411
Yeah, it was bad.
It's blown over now, mostly.
1366
01:30:55,287 --> 01:30:57,278
Hey, do you speak to Em?
1367
01:30:58,624 --> 01:31:00,990
Not since she quit. You?
1368
01:31:05,964 --> 01:31:10,492
You know the song is called
Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song.
1369
01:31:10,536 --> 01:31:12,902
You said Shed A Light On Love,
but it's Satellite.
1370
01:31:12,938 --> 01:31:15,271
- Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love.
- Yeah, it's like Skylab.
1371
01:31:15,308 --> 01:31:18,038
Yeah, I know, it's...
Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love.
1372
01:31:18,077 --> 01:31:19,374
Yeah.
1373
01:31:25,618 --> 01:31:27,950
Take care of yourself, Brennan.
1374
01:31:27,987 --> 01:31:29,579
Yeah, you, too.
1375
01:31:34,060 --> 01:31:37,552
Where were we?
- You were telling us about the...
1376
01:31:37,597 --> 01:31:38,689
Satellite Of Love.
Yeah. Yeah.
1377
01:31:38,731 --> 01:31:39,755
That's what
we were talking about.
1378
01:31:39,833 --> 01:31:40,857
That's my favorite one!
1379
01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:41,992
Yeah, it's a good tune.
1380
01:31:42,368 --> 01:31:46,135
Yes! We got the Viet Cong,
fellas. We got the Viet Cong here!
1381
01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:48,733
I need suppressive fire,
but I can handle it.
1382
01:31:48,776 --> 01:31:50,710
I think I got this under control.
1383
01:31:50,744 --> 01:31:54,180
- Your friend Eric boned you, huh?
- Yeah.
1384
01:31:54,215 --> 01:31:56,183
How are you gonna
pull off New York now?
1385
01:31:56,217 --> 01:31:58,777
I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here.
1386
01:31:59,787 --> 01:32:03,154
What's the point of being a writer
or an artist anyway?
1387
01:32:03,324 --> 01:32:06,259
Herman Melville wrote
fucking Moby Dick,
1388
01:32:06,293 --> 01:32:08,761
and he was so poor and forgotten
by the time he died
1389
01:32:08,796 --> 01:32:12,596
that in his obituary,
they called him Henry Melville.
1390
01:32:12,633 --> 01:32:13,691
You know? Like, why bother?
1391
01:32:13,734 --> 01:32:15,827
They're just gonna forget
our fucking names anyway.
1392
01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:18,567
Viet Cong, Viet Cong!
I'm coming!
1393
01:32:18,607 --> 01:32:20,074
I got it!
1394
01:32:21,009 --> 01:32:24,342
I heard Em went back to New York.
1395
01:32:24,379 --> 01:32:27,746
I wish it didn't end like that.
I should've...
1396
01:32:27,782 --> 01:32:29,374
I don't know.
1397
01:32:31,353 --> 01:32:33,116
Get behind me. Boom!
1398
01:32:33,188 --> 01:32:36,703
I got two! There's one! There's two!
What's that?
1399
01:32:36,725 --> 01:32:40,217
Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom!
1400
01:32:52,408 --> 01:32:56,037
Your Herman Melville story,
that's bullshit.
1401
01:32:56,078 --> 01:32:58,512
It's true. They called him Henry.
1402
01:32:58,548 --> 01:33:02,314
No, I mean he wrote
a 700-page allegorical novel
1403
01:33:02,351 --> 01:33:05,047
about the whaling industry.
I think he was...
1404
01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:08,318
I think he was
a pretty passionate guy, Joel.
1405
01:33:08,357 --> 01:33:10,689
I hope they call me Henry
when I die, too.
1406
01:33:10,726 --> 01:33:12,751
Yeah?
One can only hope.
1407
01:33:18,602 --> 01:33:21,901
Brennan, don't get all drunk
and fall asleep.
1408
01:33:21,939 --> 01:33:25,306
- Why?
- Because I'll jack off on your face.
1409
01:33:25,342 --> 01:33:29,608
- Okay, I'm gonna go.
- What?
1410
01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:31,807
I'll see you around, Frigo.
1411
01:33:33,183 --> 01:33:34,616
All right.
1412
01:33:36,253 --> 01:33:38,949
Good luck with him. Even.
1413
01:33:40,857 --> 01:33:42,154
Good one!
1414
01:33:44,094 --> 01:33:46,790
That was nice, Brennan. That was nice.
1415
01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:50,424
That must have hurt.
1416
01:34:24,470 --> 01:34:26,631
Look me in the eye
1417
01:34:26,672 --> 01:34:31,302
Then tell me that I"m satisfied
1418
01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:39,317
Hey, are you satisfied?
1419
01:34:41,086 --> 01:34:47,218
And it goes so slowly on
1420
01:34:48,260 --> 01:34:52,391
Everything I"ve ever wanted
1421
01:34:53,299 --> 01:34:55,426
Tell me what"s wrong
1422
01:34:56,469 --> 01:34:58,835
Look me in the eye
1423
01:34:58,872 --> 01:35:03,036
And tell me that I"m satisfied
1424
01:35:06,446 --> 01:35:09,847
Were you satisfied?
1425
01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:29,500
Hi. I just got off the bus.
I'm a New Yorker now.
1426
01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:32,564
I guess I should
probably buy an umbrella.
1427
01:35:33,641 --> 01:35:36,872
I don't think I can see you.
1428
01:35:37,545 --> 01:35:38,671
What?
1429
01:35:40,347 --> 01:35:43,839
This summer was rough.
1430
01:35:46,454 --> 01:35:50,686
I did things that I really, really regret.
1431
01:35:51,726 --> 01:35:53,695
Yeah, me, too.
1432
01:35:54,696 --> 01:35:57,961
I'm sorry I told Lisa P.
About you and Connell.
1433
01:35:59,868 --> 01:36:03,099
She, you know,
told the rest of the world, but...
1434
01:36:04,940 --> 01:36:06,965
I'm not gonna lie.
I was really angry at you,
1435
01:36:07,008 --> 01:36:09,602
but you didn't deserve that.
1436
01:36:10,512 --> 01:36:12,480
You know, James,
1437
01:36:13,582 --> 01:36:17,780
I am so sorry for fucking this up.
1438
01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:22,650
You know, you were the only good
thing that happened this summer.
1439
01:36:26,028 --> 01:36:27,393
Wait, Em.
1440
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:35,362
I think I maybe see you
a little differently than you see yourself.
1441
01:36:35,705 --> 01:36:38,640
Yes, I see the person who fucked up,
but I also see the person
1442
01:36:38,674 --> 01:36:41,973
who saved me from being knifed
over a giant-ass panda,
1443
01:36:42,011 --> 01:36:46,141
who introduced me
to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies,
1444
01:36:46,182 --> 01:36:50,710
and who stood up for Joel, and
who doesn't make apologies for herself.
1445
01:36:53,122 --> 01:36:57,924
Look, my theory is you can't just avoid
everybody you screw up with.
1446
01:36:57,961 --> 01:37:01,328
And you should trust me.
I'm a New Yorker.
1447
01:37:07,971 --> 01:37:09,598
- You are soaking wet.
- Yeah.
1448
01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:10,868
Do you have anything else
you can wear?
1449
01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:12,808
I'll check.
1450
01:37:12,843 --> 01:37:15,311
- Do you want some tea?
- Yeah.
1451
01:37:18,015 --> 01:37:21,451
No, everything in here is soaking wet.
1452
01:37:23,821 --> 01:37:25,379
- Here.
- Thanks.
1453
01:37:28,827 --> 01:37:30,795
So you're going to Columbia?
1454
01:37:30,829 --> 01:37:33,593
No. No. Maybe next year. No.
1455
01:37:34,365 --> 01:37:35,389
Why?
1456
01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:40,166
I wrecked my dad's car,
and I lost all my carny money.
1457
01:37:41,039 --> 01:37:42,597
So what's the plan?
1458
01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:47,168
I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week.
I'm gonna look for a shitty job and...
1459
01:37:48,379 --> 01:37:49,869
I don't know.
1460
01:37:52,483 --> 01:37:54,508
Here. Give me your shirt.
1461
01:37:59,692 --> 01:38:02,286
- I'll get you another shirt.
- Thanks.
1462
01:38:04,463 --> 01:38:05,725
Hey, Em.
1463
01:38:10,002 --> 01:38:11,993
I really missed you.
1464
01:38:19,879 --> 01:38:21,779
You wanna wear this?
1465
01:38:22,748 --> 01:38:26,775
I... No. No.
I never wanna see that again.
1466
01:38:28,220 --> 01:38:31,816
Why do you have that?
Why do you have that stupid shirt?
1467
01:38:38,198 --> 01:38:40,325
Is it okay that I did that?
1468
01:38:41,234 --> 01:38:42,565
Yeah.
1469
01:39:20,508 --> 01:39:21,907
- Are we doing this?
- I think so.
1470
01:39:21,943 --> 01:39:24,343
Okay, we are? Okay.
1471
01:39:27,982 --> 01:39:29,142
Okay.
1472
01:40:08,224 --> 01:40:12,456
L"m standing here on the ground
1473
01:40:14,130 --> 01:40:18,692
The sky above won"t fall down
1474
01:40:19,836 --> 01:40:24,637
See no evil in all directions
1475
01:40:25,608 --> 01:40:30,272
Resolution of happiness
1476
01:40:31,614 --> 01:40:36,211
Things have been dark
For too long
1477
01:40:37,488 --> 01:40:40,355
Don"t change for you
1478
01:40:40,391 --> 01:40:44,054
Don"t change a thing for me
1479
01:40:46,296 --> 01:40:49,026
Don"t change for you
1480
01:40:49,066 --> 01:40:52,399
Don"t change a thing for me
1481
01:41:03,747 --> 01:41:07,707
I found a love I had lost
1482
01:41:09,687 --> 01:41:14,056
It was gone for too long
1483
01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:20,395
Hear no evil in all directions
1484
01:41:21,332 --> 01:41:26,099
Execution of bitterness
1485
01:41:27,272 --> 01:41:31,971
Message received loud and clear
1486
01:41:33,278 --> 01:41:36,214
Don"t change for you
1487
01:41:36,248 --> 01:41:40,150
Don"t change a thing for me
1488
01:41:41,921 --> 01:41:44,788
Don"t change for you
1489
01:41:44,824 --> 01:41:48,920
Don"t change a thing for me
1490
01:42:11,151 --> 01:42:15,417
I"m standing here on the ground
1491
01:42:17,190 --> 01:42:22,093
The sky above won"t fall down
1492
01:42:23,163 --> 01:42:27,862
See no evil in all directions
1493
01:42:28,902 --> 01:42:33,839
Resolution of happiness
1494
01:42:34,908 --> 01:42:39,471
Things have been dark for too long
1495
01:42:40,615 --> 01:42:43,607
Don"t change for you
1496
01:42:43,651 --> 01:42:47,417
Don"t change a thing for me
1497
01:42:49,323 --> 01:42:52,258
Don"t change for you
1498
01:42:52,293 --> 01:42:56,195
Don"t change a thing for me
1499
01:42:58,032 --> 01:43:00,830
Don"t change for you
1500
01:43:00,868 --> 01:43:04,736
Don"t change a thing for me
1501
01:43:29,698 --> 01:43:30,722
Do you like adventure?
1502
01:43:30,766 --> 01:43:32,199
Adventureland!
1503
01:43:32,234 --> 01:43:34,031
- Adventureland totally rocks.
- Adventureland totally rocks.
1504
01:43:35,904 --> 01:43:40,808
It's perfect for me, my wife, my family.
It's great here. This is wonderful.
1505
01:43:41,778 --> 01:43:43,143
Adventureland is top shelf.
1506
01:43:43,413 --> 01:43:44,471
Adventureland.
1507
01:43:44,781 --> 01:43:46,442
Adventureland
1508
01:43:46,482 --> 01:43:47,915
We"re gonna have some fun!
1509
01:43:47,951 --> 01:43:49,748
Adventureland
1510
01:43:49,786 --> 01:43:51,344
We're gonna have some fun!
1511
01:43:51,387 --> 01:43:52,945
It's a funtastic time.
1512
01:43:52,989 --> 01:43:54,479
We"re gonna have fun!
1513
01:43:54,524 --> 01:43:55,889
Adventureland!
1514
01:43:55,925 --> 01:43:57,392
In Pittsburgh, PA.