1 00:00:13,446 --> 00:00:19,976 # God, what a mess on the ladder of success # 2 00:00:20,019 --> 00:00:25,457 # Where you take one step and miss the whole first rung # 3 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:32,091 # Dreams unfulfilled graduate unskilled # 4 00:00:32,132 --> 00:00:37,661 # It beats pickin' cotton and waitin' to be forgotten # 5 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:47,704 # We are the sons of no one Bastards of young # 6 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:54,083 # The daughters and the sons # 7 00:01:01,029 --> 00:01:05,090 Look, I'm going to be paying off these student loans until, like, 2003. 8 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,693 Hey, you want to get out of here? 9 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:13,234 - What a rager, huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 10 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:18,768 Isn't it weird that all this, 11 00:01:18,813 --> 00:01:21,281 this all happened at the end of the semester? 12 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,714 You and me. 13 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:24,781 James... 14 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:29,681 I don't think I can see you anymore. 15 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:32,992 You don't... What do you mean? 16 00:01:35,464 --> 00:01:36,658 Sorry. 17 00:01:43,505 --> 00:01:44,972 Women are mercurial, man. 18 00:01:45,007 --> 00:01:48,340 - And you did just start dating last week. - It was 11 days ago. 19 00:01:48,377 --> 00:01:50,675 You didn't tell her about the Scarlet V, did you? 20 00:01:50,713 --> 00:01:53,682 - That has nothing to do with it. - Oh, Christ. Brennan. 21 00:01:53,716 --> 00:01:55,877 - What? - You did! You promised me! 22 00:01:55,918 --> 00:01:57,852 Look, I don't lie to people who I care about. 23 00:01:57,886 --> 00:02:01,617 Yes, but you could've just left it out of the narrative. You know? 24 00:02:01,657 --> 00:02:03,489 You don't want "virgin" to be your signifier. 25 00:02:03,526 --> 00:02:05,323 He takes one semiotics class, and I'm supposed to... 26 00:02:05,361 --> 00:02:06,419 Here, drink up. 27 00:02:06,463 --> 00:02:12,026 You need to bed down the next lonely, plain-looking, insecure depressive 28 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:14,400 who throws herself at you and get it over with. 29 00:02:14,437 --> 00:02:16,337 Look, I know most people have low standards. 30 00:02:16,372 --> 00:02:18,602 I guess I'm... I'm different. 31 00:02:19,109 --> 00:02:24,206 Well, you know what, we'll find you a girl, all right? 32 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:27,580 - When we're on the Continent. - Here's to sexually- permissive cultures! 33 00:02:27,617 --> 00:02:30,586 Yes! Focus on Europe. 34 00:02:30,620 --> 00:02:32,884 It's going to be a transformative experience. 35 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:35,025 - To the graduate. To the graduate. 36 00:02:36,427 --> 00:02:38,190 Yeah, so I researched some more youth hostels, 37 00:02:38,229 --> 00:02:40,754 and the median cost is just a little higher than I expected, 38 00:02:40,798 --> 00:02:43,028 about $ 7.68 more, 39 00:02:43,067 --> 00:02:47,003 multiplied by the 42 days is $322.56. 40 00:02:47,037 --> 00:02:49,062 Bill, do you want to take this? 41 00:02:49,106 --> 00:02:52,633 Excuse me, can you get me a refill here? That's an old- fashioned. 42 00:02:52,676 --> 00:02:55,611 So with the $368 I have from Grandpa's trust fund, 43 00:02:55,646 --> 00:02:59,241 plus the $900 you guys are already giving me, thank you, 44 00:02:59,283 --> 00:03:03,447 I do need an additional $279.11. 45 00:03:03,854 --> 00:03:07,018 James, we didn't want to spoil your graduation, 46 00:03:07,058 --> 00:03:13,054 but your father has been transferred to a different department. 47 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:17,392 Really? Is that... Is that bad? 48 00:03:18,403 --> 00:03:21,736 Yes, we're making less, considerably less. 49 00:03:21,773 --> 00:03:25,766 Because this trip was my graduation present, so... 50 00:03:25,811 --> 00:03:31,249 Sweetie, I am so sorry about this trip, but I'm afraid we just can't afford it. 51 00:03:32,217 --> 00:03:35,243 You could still help me with rent next year, right? 52 00:03:35,287 --> 00:03:37,085 All right, James, you're not listening to me. 53 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:40,354 Here you go, sir. - There we go. Thank you very much. 54 00:03:40,393 --> 00:03:45,421 Listen, here's to you, kiddo. Happy graduation. 55 00:03:45,464 --> 00:03:46,726 Wait. What am I going to do about grad school? 56 00:03:46,766 --> 00:03:48,256 You know, Columbia's holding a spot for me. 57 00:03:48,301 --> 00:03:51,236 Well, if you end up deciding that's what you want to do, 58 00:03:51,270 --> 00:03:54,467 then obviously you're going to have to get a job. 59 00:03:55,041 --> 00:03:56,133 A summer job? 60 00:03:56,175 --> 00:03:58,735 Summer in Pittsburgh. 61 00:03:58,778 --> 00:04:00,075 - That's fucking harsh. - It's a nightmare. 62 00:04:00,112 --> 00:04:01,579 They don't like people like me where I'm from. 63 00:04:01,614 --> 00:04:04,549 You know, we're romantics. I read poetry for pleasure, sometimes. 64 00:04:04,584 --> 00:04:07,383 Hey, yeah, well, you know what, don't worry about it, all right? 65 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:11,221 You know, with my dad's connections, we'll get a great deal on an apartment. 66 00:04:11,258 --> 00:04:14,785 And, hey, I'll float you for the first few months. 67 00:04:14,828 --> 00:04:15,954 - Yeah? - Yeah. 68 00:04:15,996 --> 00:04:18,556 - Thank you so much, Eric. - Hey, don't worry about it. 69 00:04:18,599 --> 00:04:20,328 What the hell are you doing? Our parents are right over... 70 00:04:20,367 --> 00:04:22,597 What, them? They're clueless. 71 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:27,333 Fuck, this is good weed. 72 00:04:27,374 --> 00:04:30,104 Speaking of which, I just want you to know 73 00:04:30,143 --> 00:04:32,873 that you'll be with me in spirit this summer. 74 00:04:32,913 --> 00:04:34,039 - Hey, put that away. - Yeah. Take it. 75 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:35,139 - No. - Take it. 76 00:04:35,182 --> 00:04:36,206 - Take it! - Okay. 77 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:40,119 Look, James, I know things suck right now, all right? 78 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:41,519 But look at it this way, 79 00:04:41,556 --> 00:04:44,116 in a few short months, you'll be with me, 80 00:04:44,158 --> 00:04:47,855 in New York City, the greatest fucking city in the world! 81 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:51,889 Like we always talked about, man. Living the adventure together. 82 00:04:52,734 --> 00:04:56,067 Quit worrying, Brennan. That's what the weed is for. 83 00:05:00,208 --> 00:05:01,869 Bill, for God's sakes, pay attention. 84 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:03,172 All right, I'm just trying to drive. 85 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:28,729 Here she ever comes now now 86 00:05:28,771 --> 00:05:33,538 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 87 00:05:33,575 --> 00:05:37,204 Here she ever comes now now 88 00:05:37,246 --> 00:05:41,980 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 89 00:05:42,018 --> 00:05:45,977 Oh, it looks so good 90 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:49,719 She's made out of wood 91 00:05:49,759 --> 00:05:52,853 Just look and see 92 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:06,597 Here she ever comes now now 93 00:06:06,643 --> 00:06:11,604 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 94 00:06:11,649 --> 00:06:15,244 Here she ever comes now now 95 00:06:15,286 --> 00:06:19,985 She ever comes now now She ever comes now 96 00:06:20,024 --> 00:06:24,017 Oh, it looks so good 97 00:06:24,061 --> 00:06:27,519 She's made out of wood 98 00:06:27,565 --> 00:06:30,625 Just look and see 99 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:35,004 I really haven't had that many jobs, per se, 100 00:06:35,039 --> 00:06:38,270 but here are my academic records and my extracurricular activities. 101 00:06:38,309 --> 00:06:41,574 I wrote for The Gordian Knot, it was a literary journal in college. 102 00:06:41,612 --> 00:06:44,946 And in math, I got 770 on the SATs, 103 00:06:44,983 --> 00:06:46,917 so I assume I'd be good at tabulating checks. 104 00:06:46,952 --> 00:06:48,681 These are the only jobs you've ever had? 105 00:06:48,720 --> 00:06:50,984 No, no, I also spent several years 106 00:06:51,023 --> 00:06:52,923 taking care of a neighbor's lawn, the Palmieris. 107 00:06:52,958 --> 00:06:54,448 I have their letter of recommendation here. 108 00:06:54,493 --> 00:06:56,654 All right. Fill this out. I'll call you if anything comes up. 109 00:06:56,695 --> 00:06:57,821 Okay. 110 00:06:59,698 --> 00:07:02,724 No, I've never actually driven an asphalt mixer, per se, 111 00:07:02,768 --> 00:07:04,827 but I did once drive my friend's van to Wisconsin 112 00:07:04,870 --> 00:07:06,497 on a pretty lengthy road trip. 113 00:07:06,538 --> 00:07:10,304 Yeah, so... Okay, is there any way I can take a lesson... 114 00:07:10,342 --> 00:07:11,809 They hung up. 115 00:07:11,843 --> 00:07:14,438 What am I supposed to do? I'm not even qualified for manual labor. 116 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,074 The only place I know I can get a job is with Frigo. 117 00:07:17,116 --> 00:07:18,743 What, at Adventureland? 118 00:07:18,785 --> 00:07:21,549 You got a concussion on the teacup ride there when you were six. 119 00:07:21,587 --> 00:07:23,680 - You can do better, kiddo. - No, there's nothing. 120 00:07:23,723 --> 00:07:26,055 I majored in Comparative Literature and Renaissance Studies. 121 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:28,026 Unless someone needs help restoring a fresco, I'm screwed. 122 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:30,823 Oh, for God's sake, Bill. 123 00:07:35,735 --> 00:07:38,795 - Nad attack! - Frigo, Frigo! Hey, get off of me. 124 00:07:38,838 --> 00:07:41,238 - Brennan, come here. - Frigo, stop. Okay. 125 00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:42,901 There's the lawn mower, lawn mower, lawn mower! 126 00:07:44,611 --> 00:07:46,340 - Yes! - Frigo. 127 00:07:46,914 --> 00:07:48,347 Oh, Brennan! 128 00:07:58,358 --> 00:08:03,660 Right here, sir! Right here, sir! Have a funtastic time! 129 00:08:05,799 --> 00:08:07,664 I don't have much work experience, per se, but... 130 00:08:08,769 --> 00:08:10,134 I'm sorry. 131 00:08:10,237 --> 00:08:13,570 Paulette? Come in, Paulette? Bobby? 132 00:08:13,607 --> 00:08:14,733 Bobby? 133 00:08:15,175 --> 00:08:17,235 - Paulette, come in, Paulette? - Channels. 134 00:08:17,278 --> 00:08:19,473 - You just... You gotta press it. - Oh, they're gone. 135 00:08:19,514 --> 00:08:20,879 Okay. 136 00:08:20,915 --> 00:08:23,281 This is James, and he's applying for a games job. 137 00:08:23,318 --> 00:08:27,516 Games! Oh, great, good. Let's get you set up. 138 00:08:27,555 --> 00:08:30,319 Actually, Bobby, I'd prefer a rides job, if it's still open. 139 00:08:30,358 --> 00:08:31,723 You look more like a games guy, 140 00:08:31,759 --> 00:08:34,227 plus I've already got out the games application, so... All right? 141 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:35,320 Okay. Yeah, no. I just... 142 00:08:35,363 --> 00:08:37,126 My name is Bobby. 143 00:08:37,165 --> 00:08:42,193 Okay, rules. No freebies, no free turns for your friends, 144 00:08:42,237 --> 00:08:47,335 - no free upgrades, no free food. - So, just nothing is free here. 145 00:08:47,376 --> 00:08:48,570 Everybody has to pay for everything. 146 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,909 And more importantly, working in games, 147 00:08:50,946 --> 00:08:53,938 no one ever wins a giant-ass panda. 148 00:08:53,983 --> 00:08:55,541 Yeah, we don't have that many left. 149 00:08:55,584 --> 00:08:57,643 Cool? Can you hand me a T-shirt, please? 150 00:08:57,686 --> 00:09:01,281 Here, I have a resume. I don't know if you still want to take a look at it. 151 00:09:02,258 --> 00:09:03,589 James? Am I pronouncing that right? 152 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,423 - James? James? - Yeah. 153 00:09:05,961 --> 00:09:08,293 Okay, by accepting this T-shirt, you are... 154 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:09,422 Hired! 155 00:09:09,465 --> 00:09:11,433 Well, usually I... 156 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,492 - More of a ceremonial thing, the T-shirt. - Sorry. 157 00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:17,100 Okay, new guy, let's get this over with. 158 00:09:23,747 --> 00:09:27,046 Here we are at the first of many shitty games. 159 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:30,811 This one is inexplicably called The Flighing Dutchman. 160 00:09:30,854 --> 00:09:33,618 Even more inexplicable is how they decided to spell it. 161 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:36,516 Hey, Jerry. 162 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,551 $ 1 buys five rings. 163 00:09:38,595 --> 00:09:40,460 If one of the rings lands on one of the red bottles, 164 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:42,658 they win a giant-ass panda. 165 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:46,528 - That is a giant-ass panda. - Yeah, it's the best prize in the park. 166 00:09:46,570 --> 00:09:49,039 And that's because this game is un-winnable. 167 00:09:49,073 --> 00:09:52,372 Observe. I'll drop a ring from three inches away. 168 00:09:52,410 --> 00:09:54,378 So nobody ever wins? 169 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:56,471 If someone wins a giant-ass panda on your watch, 170 00:09:56,514 --> 00:09:58,778 you should just go home because you're fired, okay? 171 00:09:59,450 --> 00:10:00,712 So the object of the game 172 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:03,015 is to knock the hat off the dummy with a softball, 173 00:10:03,054 --> 00:10:07,616 except, as you'll see, half the hats are glued on. 174 00:10:08,059 --> 00:10:09,549 Really? Yeah. 175 00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:13,187 I mean, we pay little Malaysian kids 10 cents a day to make these toys, 176 00:10:13,231 --> 00:10:14,960 we can't just give them away. 177 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:18,633 You get a five-minute bathroom break every two hours. 178 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:22,106 I recommend saving a few of those up in case you have to go number two. 179 00:10:22,140 --> 00:10:24,802 Brennan, they got you working on games? 180 00:10:24,843 --> 00:10:28,108 What a pussy! You're such a pussy! 181 00:10:28,146 --> 00:10:32,276 - You know that demented person? - Yeah. He used to be my best friend. 182 00:10:32,317 --> 00:10:33,341 Then I turned four. 183 00:10:33,619 --> 00:10:35,484 So if you stand directly below the hoop, 184 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,250 you will see that it's been hammered into an oval shape. 185 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,690 But from back there, the sucker just can't tell. 186 00:10:40,726 --> 00:10:42,956 Jesus, that's so wrong. 187 00:10:43,395 --> 00:10:45,795 A criminal abuse of the laws of perspective. 188 00:10:45,831 --> 00:10:47,264 Yeah, well, people are getting ripped off. 189 00:10:47,299 --> 00:10:49,733 Yeah, yeah, Trotsky, let's get you a booth. 190 00:10:49,768 --> 00:10:52,431 So your life must be utter shit, or you wouldn't be here. 191 00:10:52,472 --> 00:10:53,564 I was supposed to go to Europe, 192 00:10:53,606 --> 00:10:55,039 but my family has money problems. 193 00:10:55,074 --> 00:10:57,201 Wait till your parents start making you pay rent. 194 00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:59,768 My dad even makes me pay utilities. 195 00:11:00,179 --> 00:11:01,874 I don't want... 196 00:11:03,016 --> 00:11:05,348 I catch the paper boy 197 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:08,047 But things don't really change 198 00:11:08,087 --> 00:11:10,248 I'm standing in the wind 199 00:11:11,391 --> 00:11:13,188 But I never wave bye-bye 200 00:11:16,362 --> 00:11:18,762 But I try 201 00:11:19,899 --> 00:11:21,890 I try 202 00:11:23,437 --> 00:11:25,598 Hey, litterbug! In the clown mouth! 203 00:11:28,142 --> 00:11:32,044 Okay, we have a winner. It's the purple horse. 204 00:11:32,079 --> 00:11:35,537 Green's in second. Yellow's third. Congratulations. 205 00:11:35,582 --> 00:11:38,551 Here you go. You can have that. 206 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:41,382 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 207 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,750 You think you can maybe, you know, take it up a notch? 208 00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:48,159 Yeah, I know. Maybe I'm not the right guy to run this game. 209 00:11:48,195 --> 00:11:50,925 I really... I think I should probably be on the rides department. 210 00:11:50,964 --> 00:11:53,695 No. No, no, no. You're more of a game guy. 211 00:11:53,735 --> 00:11:56,329 - No, you're very... You're very gamey. - Yeah. 212 00:11:56,371 --> 00:11:57,565 Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 213 00:11:57,605 --> 00:11:59,072 Have you ever seen a horse race before? 214 00:11:59,107 --> 00:12:02,008 Have you ever, like, heard one on the radio? 215 00:12:02,043 --> 00:12:04,204 Harness racing or, like, the normal kind? 216 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,839 - That's a good question. - It doesn't really matter. 217 00:12:06,881 --> 00:12:09,179 Look, the Kentucky Derby. Have you seen the Kentucky Derby? 218 00:12:09,217 --> 00:12:10,878 The way they announce it on the radio, and it's really... 219 00:12:10,919 --> 00:12:12,386 Yeah, yeah, yeah. "100, 200, 200, going... " 220 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,650 - That's an auction, sweetie. - Right. 221 00:12:14,689 --> 00:12:16,987 So don't... Yeah, just get into it, you know? 222 00:12:17,025 --> 00:12:19,357 Make it a show. Make it a performance. You know what I mean? 223 00:12:19,394 --> 00:12:20,622 That's what people come for. 224 00:12:20,662 --> 00:12:23,859 So, let's take it to a 10. All right, got faith in you, man. 225 00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:25,798 Thank you. 226 00:12:25,835 --> 00:12:28,497 Take it to a 10. I like that. - Okay. 227 00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:35,672 Ladies and gentlemen, put down your mint juleps. 228 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,269 Horses are all at the starting gate. 229 00:12:38,381 --> 00:12:39,643 Okay, and they're off! 230 00:12:39,682 --> 00:12:41,707 And Red bolts out of the gate, taking an early lead! 231 00:12:41,751 --> 00:12:42,911 But look out! Here comes Green, 232 00:12:42,952 --> 00:12:45,045 issuing a challenge from the outside lane. 233 00:12:45,087 --> 00:12:46,748 Green runs well on a muddy track, folks, 234 00:12:46,789 --> 00:12:49,451 so today's conditions give him a slight edge. 235 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:50,959 And Yellow is dead last! 236 00:12:50,993 --> 00:12:54,793 What a disappointment after Yellow's strong showing at Saratoga last spring. 237 00:12:54,830 --> 00:12:56,321 Wait! Look out! Wait a second! 238 00:12:56,366 --> 00:12:58,163 Out of nowhere, Orange breaks ahead of the pack, 239 00:12:58,201 --> 00:12:59,862 and now, in the backstretch, Orange and Green. 240 00:12:59,903 --> 00:13:02,201 Orange and Green, and Orange takes it by a nose! 241 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,604 Green places and Red shows. 242 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,801 Please come to the window to collect your winnings! 243 00:13:05,842 --> 00:13:11,803 - What window? There's a window? - No. No, there's not. Here you go. 244 00:13:13,617 --> 00:13:15,448 Congratulations, sir. 245 00:13:25,228 --> 00:13:26,286 I'm new. 246 00:13:26,563 --> 00:13:31,126 Our original initiative rapidly got all tangled up in the sale of arms. 247 00:13:31,169 --> 00:13:33,000 And the sale of arms got tangled up... 248 00:13:35,973 --> 00:13:38,032 Hey, why don't you call one of your old friends? 249 00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:41,203 I heard Danny's back in town. Or Pat? 250 00:13:42,146 --> 00:13:45,547 And tell them I work as a carny? No, thank you. 251 00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,811 - Yo! Guy! - Yeah? 252 00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,651 - Give me five. - Okay. 253 00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:57,789 Hey, I heard some big fat lady fell off the Paratrooper. 254 00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:59,957 Oh, really? I didn't hear about that. Was she okay? 255 00:13:59,998 --> 00:14:03,661 I don't know. Hey, you know what? Give me 10. 256 00:14:03,702 --> 00:14:07,001 - Okay. - You know what? Make it 15. 257 00:14:07,039 --> 00:14:11,703 Yeah, I heard she was this big, fat, slob of a woman, you know? 258 00:14:11,743 --> 00:14:15,577 Hey, he won! Check it out! Way to go, Dom! Way to go, Dom! 259 00:14:15,614 --> 00:14:17,514 We got a winner! - Come on, check it out! 260 00:14:17,549 --> 00:14:21,508 Okay, sir, actually, I saw you holding him over the bottles. 261 00:14:21,553 --> 00:14:22,611 That's cheating. 262 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,817 Oh, no. He won fair-and-square, sir. You know, you gotta give him a prize! 263 00:14:25,858 --> 00:14:28,656 - Yeah, I saw him throw it! - Hey, thank you, sir. 264 00:14:28,694 --> 00:14:34,224 - Guys, hey, fellas, I could lose my job. - This faggot's trying to rip off a kid! 265 00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:38,836 Why don't you give the kid a fucking panda. 266 00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,408 Here you go, here's your panda. 267 00:14:43,443 --> 00:14:47,379 Yeah, thanks. Here you go, Dom. I mean, he's just a little kid. 268 00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,174 Look, am I gonna get in trouble? 269 00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:52,309 No one's ever supposed to lose a giant-ass panda. 270 00:14:52,352 --> 00:14:54,513 Is it worth getting knifed over? 271 00:14:54,554 --> 00:14:55,748 No. 272 00:14:55,788 --> 00:15:00,590 - Hi. I'm James Brennan. I just started. - Em. Nice to meet you. 273 00:15:00,895 --> 00:15:04,456 Sucks you're gonna lose your job your second day, James. 274 00:15:04,832 --> 00:15:08,859 No. Shit. I need this job. 275 00:15:10,004 --> 00:15:12,529 I'm kidding. You're okay. 276 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:14,700 I'll tell Bobby you lost the panda at knifepoint. 277 00:15:14,742 --> 00:15:18,075 Yo, Connell! Rock on! 278 00:15:21,749 --> 00:15:24,877 - Who's that? - Connell. He's the maintenance guy. 279 00:15:30,891 --> 00:15:33,122 Hey, Joel, is that a pipe? 280 00:15:34,729 --> 00:15:35,889 Yeah, I know. 281 00:15:35,931 --> 00:15:39,367 It's a revolting affectation, but it relaxes me. 282 00:15:39,868 --> 00:15:42,393 - Hey, Joel. Hey. - Hi. 283 00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,704 You guys want some of this? 284 00:15:44,739 --> 00:15:47,833 - I bagged it from Paulette. Cuban rum? - Thanks. 285 00:15:54,683 --> 00:15:56,878 I think somebody was trying to write "Satan Lives" on that wall, 286 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:59,079 but they spelled it "Satin Lives. " 287 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:01,486 One of those textile- worshipping cults, no doubt. 288 00:16:02,625 --> 00:16:03,956 - That's quite funny. - Yeah. 289 00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:06,291 Lou Reed? I like the tee, Em. 290 00:16:06,329 --> 00:16:08,820 You know about Connell and Lou, right? 291 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,094 No, I don't know about them. 292 00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,361 Time out, guys. 293 00:16:12,401 --> 00:16:13,868 - Guys, he doesn't know the legend. Oh, my God! 294 00:16:13,903 --> 00:16:16,599 Tell him. - Connell once jammed with Lou Reed. 295 00:16:16,639 --> 00:16:18,197 - Really? The historic Lou Reed. 296 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,868 - The Lou Reed. - So Connell's like a real musician? 297 00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:24,812 Yeah, he's got his own band. It's frigging awesome. 298 00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:28,010 - He's gotta get a lot of pussy with it. - He's married, you perv! 299 00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,984 Nice pipe, Grandpa! 300 00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:34,385 Oh, my God. That was a whole corn dog! 301 00:16:34,424 --> 00:16:36,790 I'm sorry, Joel. My brother is such a douche. 302 00:16:37,928 --> 00:16:39,691 Looks like it's us! Let's go, panty stain! 303 00:16:39,730 --> 00:16:42,858 "Panty stain," that's me. Good night, everybody. 304 00:16:43,433 --> 00:16:45,333 Hey, I could give you a ride, if you want. 305 00:16:45,369 --> 00:16:48,236 Really? Frigo, I got a ride. Really? 306 00:16:48,271 --> 00:16:49,329 What? Yeah. 307 00:16:49,373 --> 00:16:50,738 - Thank you so much. I got a ride. Hey, what? 308 00:16:50,774 --> 00:16:52,639 You can go. Good night. 309 00:16:52,676 --> 00:16:54,268 - You got a ride? - Yes. 310 00:16:54,311 --> 00:16:57,474 All right, then. Then why don't you ride this? 311 00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,744 - Oh, my God. Frigo. 312 00:16:59,783 --> 00:17:02,047 All right, I'll see you, Brennan. - What the hell was that? 313 00:17:02,085 --> 00:17:03,780 It's just my life. 314 00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:22,434 I'm curious to know exactly how you are 315 00:17:23,975 --> 00:17:29,208 I keep my distance But that distance is too far 316 00:17:29,247 --> 00:17:34,412 It reassures me just to know that you're okay 317 00:17:34,452 --> 00:17:38,981 But I don't want you to go on needing me this way 318 00:17:39,024 --> 00:17:43,859 And I don't want to know if you are lonely 319 00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,359 Here, have some rum. Thanks. 320 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:50,664 Oh, shit. Sorry, my mother. She's very nosy. 321 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:55,564 Yeah, she used to read my journals. I had to start writing them in Italian. 322 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:57,541 I took Italian for a year. I went through an opera... 323 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,066 Okay, she's gone. 324 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:04,579 So, Joel told me that you're gonna go to Columbia for grad school. 325 00:18:04,616 --> 00:18:08,781 - Yeah. - Wow. I'm at NYU right now. 326 00:18:08,822 --> 00:18:10,813 Oh, really? Oh, that's cool. 327 00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,916 Maybe I'll run into you on the streets of NYC. 328 00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,757 - What are you studying? - Journalism. 329 00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:20,163 Yeah, I want to be, like, a travel essayist. 330 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,498 But I want to report on the real state of the world. 331 00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,196 You know, like Charles Dickens, 332 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,864 for example, wrote what you might call travel books, 333 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:28,738 but he visited prisons and mental asylums. 334 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,173 - That's cool. - Yeah, is it? 335 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,646 - Yeah. - Okay. 336 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,841 No, it is, it's... 337 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,579 But why do you have to go to grad school for that? 338 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,355 No, that's a valid question, 339 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:46,223 but, actually, journalism is kind of like this old boys' network still. 340 00:18:46,260 --> 00:18:49,627 You need the right connections. It's very Ivy League, very exclusive. 341 00:18:49,663 --> 00:18:54,930 Stupid. I think my mother would rather I intern at some Fortune 500 company 342 00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:57,164 or something like that. 343 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:59,195 - Fuck that, right? - Yeah. 344 00:19:01,742 --> 00:19:02,868 Yeah. 345 00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:07,273 I got to go. I have to meet a friend. 346 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:10,045 - Okay. Yeah, thanks for the ride. - Sure. 347 00:19:45,087 --> 00:19:47,851 Hey, I heard you jammed with Lou Reed. 348 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:50,723 - Don't believe everything you hear. - Okay. 349 00:19:51,794 --> 00:19:54,228 I'll tell you about it sometime. 350 00:19:54,931 --> 00:19:57,331 So, where does your band play? 351 00:19:57,366 --> 00:20:01,234 Usual shitholes around town. I need better musicians. 352 00:20:02,171 --> 00:20:04,935 - I'm starting a new band out in LA. - Los Angeles? 353 00:20:04,974 --> 00:20:08,068 Yeah. It's going to be cool. Going this winter. 354 00:20:09,745 --> 00:20:11,269 Jesus. - Nasty. 355 00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:14,474 You'll get better at avoiding that. 356 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:23,118 Hey, guys. Party at my house tonight. My dad's out of town. 357 00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:26,189 I'm invited? 358 00:20:26,230 --> 00:20:28,391 Yep, that's why I'm telling you. 359 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:32,299 - Connell? - You kiddies have fun. 360 00:20:36,139 --> 00:20:37,834 She's cool, right? 361 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:40,201 You're just smearing that around. 362 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:45,073 Hey, Sue, I'm a virgin at table games, so go easy on me. 363 00:20:45,116 --> 00:20:47,676 We're having a ping-pong tournament! 364 00:20:48,319 --> 00:20:49,445 Hey. - Hey. 365 00:20:49,487 --> 00:20:50,749 Nice digs. 366 00:20:50,788 --> 00:20:54,315 Kind of begs the question of why the hell you're working at Adventureland? 367 00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:57,055 Well, you know, my dad's a lawyer. 368 00:20:57,095 --> 00:21:00,826 It's been his life-long dream for his daughter to work at Adventureland. 369 00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:03,800 - High hopes. - Also gets me out of the house. 370 00:21:04,469 --> 00:21:06,994 So we can drink your parents' booze. It's okay? 371 00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:08,528 - Absolutely. - Yes! 372 00:21:08,573 --> 00:21:11,098 - Awesome. - Don't touch me. 373 00:21:11,142 --> 00:21:14,271 Hey, I actually brought something for the party. 374 00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:20,442 - What is that? - It's a joint. 375 00:21:20,486 --> 00:21:22,078 - Oh. - Yeah. 376 00:21:23,355 --> 00:21:24,788 Bobby is weird. 377 00:21:24,823 --> 00:21:27,018 I had to go back and get the extra employee key for the bathroom, 378 00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:28,993 and I went back, I opened the door, 379 00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:33,658 and there were all these pictures of him and Paulette, naked. 380 00:21:37,336 --> 00:21:38,598 What a weirdo. 381 00:21:40,472 --> 00:21:45,433 Hey, I'm gonna go for a swim. Anybody care to join me? 382 00:21:50,583 --> 00:21:51,709 Okay. 383 00:21:56,656 --> 00:21:58,385 Come on. 384 00:21:58,425 --> 00:22:01,622 Is anybody else coming in here, or is it just us? 385 00:22:03,096 --> 00:22:04,495 Yeah, okay. 386 00:22:13,006 --> 00:22:15,531 - See, it's not so bad. It's okay. - No, it's okay. 387 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:28,681 - Do you have any more of that pot? - Yeah, at home. Why? 388 00:22:29,957 --> 00:22:31,857 - We should make pot cookies. - Okay. 389 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,452 That would be so fun. Have you done that? 390 00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:37,555 - I have not. I've had cookies. - All right. 391 00:22:37,598 --> 00:22:39,691 My connections have all dried up. That's why I'm asking. 392 00:22:39,734 --> 00:22:41,031 Your connections have dried up? 393 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,002 What, you think, I have ties to the underworld or something? 394 00:22:43,037 --> 00:22:44,197 I have five joints. 395 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,396 You think I can, like, put a hit out on somebody? 396 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,465 - Yeah. - Yeah. 397 00:22:55,283 --> 00:22:57,274 Oh, my God! 398 00:22:58,553 --> 00:23:03,149 I got you. I got the door. It's only three feet, so I can handle it. 399 00:23:03,825 --> 00:23:04,951 Okay. 400 00:23:09,898 --> 00:23:10,990 - I'm gonna get a drink. - Okay. 401 00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,523 You want one? 402 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,434 - Coming? - Yeah. 403 00:23:26,716 --> 00:23:28,843 Yeah, I'll meet you inside. 404 00:23:30,053 --> 00:23:31,645 - Okay. - I'll meet you inside. 405 00:23:31,687 --> 00:23:33,120 - Okay. - Okay. 406 00:23:34,857 --> 00:23:36,085 Shit. 407 00:23:38,995 --> 00:23:43,091 Boner! You got a boner! Brennan's got a boner! 408 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,592 Yeah! 409 00:23:50,374 --> 00:23:51,398 Thanks. 410 00:23:51,608 --> 00:23:55,374 I like your records. Eno, Replacements, Big Star. 411 00:23:55,412 --> 00:23:59,712 Hey, give me your underwear. I'll throw them in the dryer for you. 412 00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:03,216 - I promise you'll get them back. - Yeah. 413 00:24:08,358 --> 00:24:09,689 Thank you. 414 00:24:19,803 --> 00:24:22,705 - Who's that? It's my stepmom. 415 00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:29,144 I don't think there's any pictures of my mom in here. 416 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:33,742 - She died two years ago. - Really? I'm sorry. 417 00:24:35,420 --> 00:24:38,253 My dad remarried last year. That's Francy. 418 00:24:39,324 --> 00:24:41,724 You see that unholy abomination on her head? 419 00:24:41,759 --> 00:24:43,192 - Yeah. - It's a wig. 420 00:24:43,228 --> 00:24:44,422 Is it? 421 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:50,230 She had, like, a nervous breakdown when her first husband divorced her. 422 00:24:50,268 --> 00:24:52,032 Lost all her hair. 423 00:24:52,071 --> 00:24:55,131 I would feel bad if she wasn't such a status-obsessed witch. 424 00:24:59,545 --> 00:25:02,810 - I'm buzzed. You? - Yeah, kind of. 425 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:18,659 - What was that? - What was what? 426 00:25:19,431 --> 00:25:21,160 I'm gonna go... You want to go see what they're doing? 427 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:22,292 Yes. 428 00:25:27,174 --> 00:25:30,075 I think I drank, like, a whole bottle of vodka. 429 00:25:30,110 --> 00:25:32,578 You were drinking vermouth the whole night, it's disgusting. 430 00:25:32,612 --> 00:25:34,739 Yeah, it's a type of vodka. 431 00:25:37,651 --> 00:25:41,747 You okay? Frigo? What are you doing? 432 00:25:41,788 --> 00:25:43,949 Okay, good night! 433 00:25:51,932 --> 00:25:53,126 Hello? 434 00:25:55,203 --> 00:25:59,765 Hey. No, actually, the party broke up pretty early. 435 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:11,083 I'm in here. 436 00:26:13,187 --> 00:26:15,382 Crack of dawn 437 00:26:16,824 --> 00:26:19,315 Cindy's movin' on 438 00:26:20,828 --> 00:26:24,663 She's talking Cindy to everyone 439 00:26:27,436 --> 00:26:31,998 - So we have, like, five minutes? - No. 440 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,508 Though I've heard it before 441 00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:39,445 There's not much point in wasting time, though. 442 00:26:39,481 --> 00:26:43,281 But I just can't get away 443 00:26:43,318 --> 00:26:47,721 Cindy kills me every day 444 00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,754 Lisa P. Is back! 445 00:27:25,795 --> 00:27:28,026 - Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P.? Did you hear that? 446 00:27:28,065 --> 00:27:31,228 Lisa P. Is back! Lisa P. Is back! 447 00:27:32,636 --> 00:27:35,366 - Brennan, Brennan, Lisa P. Is back! - Yeah? Who's Lisa P.? 448 00:27:35,406 --> 00:27:38,341 Holy mother of crap! "Who's Lisa P.?" 449 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:39,569 That's Lisa P. 450 00:27:40,110 --> 00:27:43,671 Come on, come on 451 00:27:45,883 --> 00:27:51,014 Have you ever heard those opening lines 452 00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:57,686 You should leave this small town way behind 453 00:27:57,728 --> 00:28:02,860 I'll be your partner Show you the steps 454 00:28:06,304 --> 00:28:09,740 Oh, my God, look at the shape of her ass. 455 00:28:09,774 --> 00:28:12,971 It's a platonic ideal. That ass is a higher truth. 456 00:28:13,011 --> 00:28:17,607 Look, look at that little portal of light, just below her crotch, 457 00:28:17,649 --> 00:28:19,378 right where the thigh meets the pudendum. 458 00:28:19,417 --> 00:28:21,942 The pudendum? Are you pre-med? 459 00:28:21,986 --> 00:28:25,513 I'm telling you, man, I've had dreams about that diamond-shape portal. 460 00:28:25,557 --> 00:28:27,286 She's coming over here, man. Be cool. 461 00:28:27,325 --> 00:28:29,590 Okay, I'll try to hold it together. 462 00:28:29,628 --> 00:28:32,290 - Hey, Lisa. Hey, Kelly. - Hey, Joel. 463 00:28:32,331 --> 00:28:34,799 So, I didn't expect you to be back here. 464 00:28:34,834 --> 00:28:37,735 Oh, man, I had my whole summer, like, mapped out. 465 00:28:37,770 --> 00:28:40,830 Laying out by the pool by day, dancing by night. 466 00:28:40,873 --> 00:28:45,833 But my dad got injured on the job, and he's laid up, so I got to help out. 467 00:28:45,878 --> 00:28:48,608 Sorry to hear that. My mom has shingles. 468 00:28:50,216 --> 00:28:51,274 Oh. 469 00:28:51,317 --> 00:28:54,013 Well, I gotta go run the Musik-Express. 470 00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:58,149 I don't want Paulette bitching me out on my first day. 471 00:28:58,190 --> 00:29:00,352 - I'm Lisa. - James. 472 00:29:00,394 --> 00:29:03,591 I heard you lost a giant-ass panda at knifepoint. 473 00:29:03,630 --> 00:29:07,088 Did you? I guess my legend precedes me. 474 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:10,535 - What? - It was nice to meet you. 475 00:29:10,570 --> 00:29:12,731 Nice to meet you, too, James. 476 00:29:13,707 --> 00:29:15,572 Bye, Lisa. Bye, Kelly. 477 00:29:16,977 --> 00:29:19,673 A little more than 40% of these fish are dead. 478 00:29:19,713 --> 00:29:21,578 I am amazed at how tiny my paycheck is, 479 00:29:21,615 --> 00:29:23,173 after working doubles. 480 00:29:23,216 --> 00:29:26,617 Well, we are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons. 481 00:29:28,054 --> 00:29:30,784 Jesus fucking Christ, they play this song, like, 20 times a day. 482 00:29:30,824 --> 00:29:33,851 Fucking sadists. Fucking sadists! 483 00:29:38,099 --> 00:29:39,623 Hey. 484 00:29:39,667 --> 00:29:41,692 - Hey. - Hey, I made you a tape. 485 00:29:41,736 --> 00:29:43,101 These are my favorite bummer songs. 486 00:29:43,137 --> 00:29:45,605 They're truly miserable, pit-of-despair type songs. 487 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,164 - I think you'll love it. - Cool. 488 00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:49,540 Yeah. Hey, you want to get a drink or something? 489 00:29:49,577 --> 00:29:50,703 Sure. 490 00:29:59,954 --> 00:30:03,186 I got a fever of 103 491 00:30:03,225 --> 00:30:06,854 Come on, baby Do you do more than dance? 492 00:30:06,895 --> 00:30:09,728 I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded 493 00:30:21,710 --> 00:30:26,738 - Hey, I feel like I should tell you. - Tell me what? 494 00:30:28,150 --> 00:30:31,483 Yeah. I had my heart broken recently. 495 00:30:32,621 --> 00:30:36,456 Is that... I don't know, I just thought I should tell you. 496 00:30:36,493 --> 00:30:38,552 - That sucks. - Yeah. 497 00:30:38,595 --> 00:30:41,462 - Who broke your heart? - A girl at school. 498 00:30:41,498 --> 00:30:44,831 Yeah, it's typical. I actually... I think there was... 499 00:30:44,868 --> 00:30:45,926 I think there was something there. 500 00:30:45,969 --> 00:30:47,630 I think that we actually had, like, potential. 501 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,605 I don't know. I think she was afraid. 502 00:30:52,108 --> 00:30:53,132 Afraid of what? 503 00:30:53,176 --> 00:30:55,667 I don't know. Afraid of it being good or something. 504 00:30:55,712 --> 00:30:57,373 Was the sex good? 505 00:30:58,515 --> 00:31:00,506 She was very sexy. 506 00:31:00,550 --> 00:31:02,916 You've been with a lot of girls? 507 00:31:03,786 --> 00:31:08,281 Yep. Are we talking about, like, intercourse specifically? 508 00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:11,151 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 509 00:31:12,696 --> 00:31:13,958 No, in that case, 510 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:16,466 there were actually a few times that I... 511 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:17,797 Yeah, a few times I could've done that. 512 00:31:17,835 --> 00:31:20,736 But it wasn't... It wasn't exactly right. 513 00:31:20,771 --> 00:31:23,831 Wait, so you're telling me you're a virgin? 514 00:31:23,874 --> 00:31:26,672 - There were circumstances... - Oh, my God! 515 00:31:26,710 --> 00:31:27,938 - Oh, my God. - No, I went... 516 00:31:27,978 --> 00:31:32,438 Okay, all right, for example, junior year, I was dating this girl, Betsy Cooke. 517 00:31:32,483 --> 00:31:36,614 Betsy was kind of, like... She was kind of a prude, actually. 518 00:31:36,655 --> 00:31:38,885 Anyway, one day, I was reading Shakespeare, 519 00:31:38,924 --> 00:31:44,226 and I realized I don't really love this person. You know? 520 00:31:44,262 --> 00:31:46,730 It was one of the sonnets. 521 00:31:46,765 --> 00:31:48,892 "Being your slave, what should I do 522 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:52,700 "but tend upon the hours and times of your desires?" 523 00:31:52,737 --> 00:31:57,800 And I realized I don't want to tend to Betsy's hours or her times. 524 00:31:57,842 --> 00:31:59,275 All right, that doesn't matter. 525 00:31:59,311 --> 00:32:02,474 Anyway, I drove to Betsy's house, and I was literally about to tell her, 526 00:32:02,514 --> 00:32:04,482 and that's the night she said she wanted to have sex. 527 00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:07,452 Can you believe it? It was the same... You know, it was the same night, so... 528 00:32:07,486 --> 00:32:10,046 And you didn't just fuck her anyway? 529 00:32:10,089 --> 00:32:11,249 Hmm? 530 00:32:13,059 --> 00:32:14,117 No. 531 00:32:16,262 --> 00:32:21,564 So what about you and intercourse? 532 00:32:21,601 --> 00:32:24,729 - Can you stop saying "intercourse"? - Sure, sure. 533 00:32:25,805 --> 00:32:27,397 I don't know. There were guys in high school, 534 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,102 and then, like, there were other ones. 535 00:32:31,010 --> 00:32:34,707 - Were you in love with any of them? - No. Hell no. 536 00:32:35,615 --> 00:32:36,639 Got you. 537 00:32:38,118 --> 00:32:40,746 Oh, hey, it's Connell. Hey, Connell! 538 00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,755 - Jimbo. Hey, you know this place? 539 00:32:42,789 --> 00:32:46,088 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody knows this is my joint. 540 00:32:47,928 --> 00:32:49,555 These guys work at the park. This is Ronnie. 541 00:32:49,596 --> 00:32:51,587 Nice to meet you. 542 00:32:51,632 --> 00:32:53,361 - Hi. - Hey. 543 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,891 We're gonna go meet some friends in the back. 544 00:32:55,936 --> 00:32:57,062 Cool. 545 00:32:58,705 --> 00:33:01,105 Do it! My nephew! 546 00:33:06,546 --> 00:33:08,912 Is that Connell's wife? She's, like, really pretty. 547 00:33:08,949 --> 00:33:10,440 Yeah, she is. 548 00:33:10,652 --> 00:33:13,849 She works at that lame disco, Razzmatazz. 549 00:33:15,590 --> 00:33:18,525 - It's kind of sad. - Oh, yeah? I've never been there. 550 00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:22,859 No, I mean their marriage is sad. He didn't want it. Now he's trapped. 551 00:33:29,103 --> 00:33:32,368 Are you sure you want to go? The band is really awful. 552 00:33:32,407 --> 00:33:34,967 - Yeah, I just needed some air. - Okay. 553 00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:47,851 Sometimes I feel so happy 554 00:33:50,426 --> 00:33:53,623 Sometimes I feel so sad 555 00:33:56,131 --> 00:33:59,294 Sometimes I feel so happy 556 00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:04,194 But mostly you just make me mad 557 00:34:06,442 --> 00:34:10,139 Baby, you just make me mad 558 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:17,944 Linger on 559 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:22,252 Your pale blue eyes 560 00:34:25,628 --> 00:34:29,223 Linger on 561 00:34:31,534 --> 00:34:35,664 - Hey, can we go somewhere? - Yeah. 562 00:34:39,876 --> 00:34:42,641 Thought of you as my mountain top 563 00:34:45,816 --> 00:34:48,649 Thought of you as my peak 564 00:34:51,689 --> 00:34:54,351 Thought of you as everything 565 00:34:56,460 --> 00:34:59,327 I've had but couldn't keep 566 00:35:02,333 --> 00:35:03,425 Hey. 567 00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:13,772 Linger on 568 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:18,238 Your pale blue eyes 569 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,386 - You made out with her? - Yeah. Yeah, I just kissed her. 570 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:31,657 I don't know what came over me. It was incredible. 571 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:35,827 Cool, man. How was that? 572 00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:41,004 Fantastic. Joel, she's like... She's, like, perfect, you know? 573 00:35:41,506 --> 00:35:43,633 - Good for you, man. - Yeah. 574 00:35:43,675 --> 00:35:45,610 I got to open my booth. 575 00:35:58,457 --> 00:36:00,288 Hey, do you have an ice-pick I can jam into my ears? 576 00:36:00,326 --> 00:36:01,987 I can't listen to this song again. 577 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:06,397 I don't, but I have this. 578 00:36:08,134 --> 00:36:10,568 - Be cool with that. - Okay. Thanks. 579 00:36:14,006 --> 00:36:17,807 - Were you on a date last night? - I wouldn't call it a date. 580 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,278 Not into Em? 581 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,505 No, she's great. She's great. I just... 582 00:36:22,549 --> 00:36:23,811 I don't know if I'm ready for a girlfriend yet. 583 00:36:23,851 --> 00:36:26,615 I'm kind of getting over a broken heart. 584 00:36:26,820 --> 00:36:30,756 - I hope you didn't tell her that. - Why? 585 00:36:32,659 --> 00:36:34,957 You told her that, didn't you? 586 00:36:34,995 --> 00:36:38,089 James, no girl wants to hear about some other chick you're hard up for. 587 00:36:38,131 --> 00:36:41,430 - Right. They don't? - They don't. 588 00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:44,403 Look, I'm not saying never be vulnerable with a girl. 589 00:36:44,438 --> 00:36:47,374 I'm just saying don't play that card first. 590 00:36:48,509 --> 00:36:51,410 Wait, it's a card? Like a card? 591 00:36:52,113 --> 00:36:56,106 There's a science to it. You're probably pretty good at science. 592 00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:58,946 - That works now. - Yeah. Okay. 593 00:37:00,154 --> 00:37:03,988 Okay, observe. Two options. 594 00:37:04,392 --> 00:37:07,623 I can play it safe, pick them off from back here, 595 00:37:07,662 --> 00:37:11,189 or I can rush into the breach, guns a-blazing. 596 00:37:11,232 --> 00:37:14,690 Make a run right at the cortex, and bombs away. 597 00:37:18,641 --> 00:37:21,542 Fortune favors the bold. Virgil said that. 598 00:37:21,577 --> 00:37:25,980 I'm sure Virgil had Bionic Mutant in mind. I'm gonna go punch out. 599 00:37:26,015 --> 00:37:28,677 - All right, bye. Your turn, man. 600 00:37:28,717 --> 00:37:30,742 Okay, but I'm probably not gonna be very good at this. 601 00:37:33,889 --> 00:37:35,880 - Hey. - Hey. 602 00:37:36,125 --> 00:37:38,616 I really want to see you tonight. 603 00:37:38,661 --> 00:37:40,856 - Tonight? - Yeah. 604 00:37:40,896 --> 00:37:43,558 Unless you got something else going on. 605 00:37:45,067 --> 00:37:47,092 You're doing really good. 606 00:37:48,137 --> 00:37:50,902 I jump when he jumps just instinctively. 607 00:37:50,941 --> 00:37:54,741 Where? Where do you wanna go? Not the backseat of your car. 608 00:37:54,778 --> 00:37:56,678 We can go to my mom's. 609 00:38:03,019 --> 00:38:05,112 - Hey, James? - Yeah? 610 00:38:07,757 --> 00:38:10,658 Whoa, bonus round. Kudos. 611 00:38:12,729 --> 00:38:15,163 I heard you might have some weed. 612 00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:18,661 Yeah, I have a stash. Why, you like the ganja? 613 00:38:20,905 --> 00:38:22,270 Sometimes. 614 00:38:24,275 --> 00:38:25,401 Beer? 615 00:38:27,345 --> 00:38:30,178 - Got anything stronger? - Yeah. 616 00:38:36,821 --> 00:38:37,913 So what excuse do you give your mother 617 00:38:37,955 --> 00:38:40,185 for coming down here so late? 618 00:38:41,659 --> 00:38:44,526 Gotta pump some midnight iron? 619 00:38:44,562 --> 00:38:48,931 Sometimes I come here to practice. Give Ronnie a break. 620 00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:54,733 You still hot for your wife? What's the sex like? 621 00:38:55,974 --> 00:38:58,841 Why? Why would you... Why would you say that? 622 00:38:58,877 --> 00:39:02,711 - Don't be mean. - Jeez, you're sensitive. 623 00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:07,549 No, I'm serious. When we're together, we're good to each other. 624 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:10,916 Let's not ruin it. 625 00:39:13,125 --> 00:39:14,251 Okay. 626 00:39:18,864 --> 00:39:20,627 So, how's your dad? 627 00:39:21,967 --> 00:39:24,903 Since he can't work, he's been so fucked up. 628 00:39:25,638 --> 00:39:30,132 Yeah. Stays in bed a lot. Won't see anyone. 629 00:39:31,177 --> 00:39:34,078 - Men are prideful creatures. - Exactly. 630 00:39:38,985 --> 00:39:40,885 Do you believe in God? 631 00:39:42,822 --> 00:39:46,622 Wow, theology doesn't come up a lot around here. 632 00:39:46,659 --> 00:39:48,991 Yeah, but you see someone you love in pain, 633 00:39:49,028 --> 00:39:50,655 you sort of think about that kind of stuff. 634 00:39:50,696 --> 00:39:52,391 I believe in love. 635 00:39:55,369 --> 00:39:57,997 I mean, I think that love is very transferable, 636 00:39:58,038 --> 00:40:00,529 I mean, transformable. 637 00:40:00,574 --> 00:40:03,805 I think that love makes things transform together. 638 00:40:06,513 --> 00:40:08,174 I'm majorly high. 639 00:40:08,816 --> 00:40:11,717 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Yeah, me, too. 640 00:40:13,954 --> 00:40:15,251 I'm having dinner with my parents. 641 00:40:19,493 --> 00:40:21,051 Somebody's hungry. 642 00:40:21,095 --> 00:40:24,064 James, I read that Pitt has some journalism courses. 643 00:40:24,098 --> 00:40:26,158 - Is that so? - Oh, yeah? 644 00:40:28,603 --> 00:40:30,764 Yeah, I was just thinking that, 645 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:32,670 you know, it might make fiscal sense for you 646 00:40:32,707 --> 00:40:35,972 to stay close to home for a while. 647 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:39,912 And they have these broadcasting internships on Mister Rogers'. 648 00:40:39,948 --> 00:40:43,611 I get to intern on a kids' show with marionettes. 649 00:40:43,651 --> 00:40:46,142 Mom, I thought you wanted me to go to an Ivy League school, 650 00:40:46,187 --> 00:40:47,518 like the one I've been accepted to. 651 00:40:47,555 --> 00:40:50,319 I am... I am just trying to be pragmatic. 652 00:40:50,358 --> 00:40:55,455 They're hand puppets, not marionettes, on Mister Rogers'. 653 00:40:56,365 --> 00:40:59,664 You know, like, "Royal greetings, I am King Friday. " 654 00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:03,065 That's a terrible impression. 655 00:41:03,105 --> 00:41:04,732 James, what is wrong with you? 656 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:10,945 We, the people, in order to have a more perfect union, say, "Let's party!" 657 00:41:10,980 --> 00:41:14,347 Hey! Jugglers, fireworks! 658 00:41:14,383 --> 00:41:18,251 Mr. Fabulous' Incredible Performing Canines tonight! 659 00:41:18,287 --> 00:41:21,688 Hey, kid. In the clown mouth. Come on. 660 00:41:21,724 --> 00:41:24,249 - Be a pal. Thanks, buddy. Eat it! 661 00:41:24,860 --> 00:41:26,623 Son of a bitch! 662 00:41:27,631 --> 00:41:29,292 Get him! Get him! 663 00:41:30,300 --> 00:41:32,234 Come here. - Be careful. 664 00:41:34,371 --> 00:41:35,929 All right! Hey! 665 00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:39,068 Oh, my God! 666 00:41:39,309 --> 00:41:42,574 I don't even celebrate July 4th, you know? I celebrate Bastille Day. 667 00:41:42,612 --> 00:41:45,342 That's why Bastille Day is gonna be a blast for me. 668 00:41:52,355 --> 00:41:54,152 There is freedom within 669 00:41:54,191 --> 00:41:56,250 There is freedom without 670 00:41:56,293 --> 00:42:00,230 Try to catch the deluge in a paper cup 671 00:42:02,934 --> 00:42:05,869 There's a battle ahead 672 00:42:05,903 --> 00:42:08,201 Many battles are lost 673 00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,366 But you'll never see the end of the road 674 00:42:10,408 --> 00:42:14,037 While you're traveling with me 675 00:42:14,078 --> 00:42:16,205 Hey now, hey now 676 00:42:16,247 --> 00:42:19,239 Don't dream it's over 677 00:42:19,283 --> 00:42:22,184 Hey now, hey now 678 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:25,212 When the world comes in 679 00:42:25,256 --> 00:42:28,714 They come, they come 680 00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:31,923 To build a wall between us 681 00:42:31,964 --> 00:42:34,762 We know they won't win 682 00:42:38,637 --> 00:42:40,832 - Park's closed, Em. - Yeah. 683 00:42:40,872 --> 00:42:43,568 - Rich, you scared the hell out of us. - Rich, it's me, James. 684 00:42:43,609 --> 00:42:46,203 - Park's closed, James. - Okay, we'll leave soon, okay? 685 00:42:46,245 --> 00:42:47,906 Better leave now. The park's closed. 686 00:42:47,946 --> 00:42:50,107 - All right, we better leave now. - Okay. Here we go. 687 00:42:50,148 --> 00:42:51,877 Okay. Thanks, Rich. 688 00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:54,715 Don't dream it's over 689 00:42:54,753 --> 00:42:57,654 Hey now, hey now 690 00:42:57,689 --> 00:43:00,682 When the world comes in 691 00:43:00,727 --> 00:43:03,753 They come, they come 692 00:43:05,098 --> 00:43:07,259 I think you're so beautiful. 693 00:43:08,635 --> 00:43:09,932 Oh, fuck. 694 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:18,040 - Hey, kids! - Hey, hey. Hey, what's going on? 695 00:43:18,077 --> 00:43:21,569 - It's my friend James, Dad. - Hi. Nice to meet you, sir. 696 00:43:23,883 --> 00:43:26,215 - Nice to meet you, James. - You, too. 697 00:43:26,252 --> 00:43:29,653 - Hi, James. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 698 00:43:30,456 --> 00:43:33,620 Well, I'm gonna go do some work before bed. 699 00:43:35,229 --> 00:43:36,628 - Good night. - Good night. 700 00:43:36,664 --> 00:43:39,224 - Good night. - Good night, party pooper. 701 00:43:41,969 --> 00:43:45,803 So, it was a lovely party at the Melnicks'. 702 00:43:45,839 --> 00:43:48,171 And, you know, their daughter Lori is lovely. 703 00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,609 Now, she said you two used to be best friends. 704 00:43:51,645 --> 00:43:54,739 She used to sleep over in, like, junior high. 705 00:43:55,282 --> 00:43:58,774 Did you know that she is at law school at Northwestern? 706 00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:04,047 Lori Melnick, 707 00:44:04,092 --> 00:44:06,925 she once violated our cat Gypsy with a ballpoint pen. 708 00:44:06,961 --> 00:44:10,089 All right, Emily! That's enough, young lady. 709 00:44:11,833 --> 00:44:13,357 See you later. 710 00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:15,634 Sy. 711 00:44:24,913 --> 00:44:27,882 I can't believe my dad wants to be with that. 712 00:44:33,188 --> 00:44:34,520 Do you want to hear something fucked up? 713 00:44:34,557 --> 00:44:35,683 What? 714 00:44:37,526 --> 00:44:40,859 When my mom first started getting, like, really sick, 715 00:44:42,398 --> 00:44:44,559 my dad starts going to temple. 716 00:44:44,600 --> 00:44:47,296 He's never been serious about his faith. 717 00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:52,740 But he decided to buddy up to God, 718 00:44:52,775 --> 00:44:56,336 like he thought it was going to help save my mom. 719 00:44:56,812 --> 00:44:58,575 And that's where he met Francy. 720 00:45:01,550 --> 00:45:05,351 My mom loses her hair in chemo, 721 00:45:06,390 --> 00:45:09,052 and my dad starts fucking a bald woman. 722 00:45:10,427 --> 00:45:12,054 It's just weird. 723 00:45:17,467 --> 00:45:19,230 I'll take you home. 724 00:45:24,875 --> 00:45:29,539 We started dancing and love put us into a groove 725 00:45:29,579 --> 00:45:33,310 As soon as we started to move 726 00:45:36,487 --> 00:45:41,823 The music played while our bodies displayed for the dance 727 00:45:41,859 --> 00:45:44,589 It's nice when Paulette's got the day off. 728 00:45:45,096 --> 00:45:46,529 Put that disco station on. 729 00:45:48,766 --> 00:45:53,066 Hey, you know, I'm a one-man woman, so... 730 00:45:54,572 --> 00:45:56,597 - Huh? - Hmm? 731 00:45:58,109 --> 00:46:01,943 - Hey, Bobby. I'm on break. - All right, let's see how you did. 732 00:46:07,152 --> 00:46:10,121 Hey, babe. How's it... Hello? 733 00:46:11,690 --> 00:46:13,419 Yeah, he's right here. 734 00:46:13,459 --> 00:46:14,619 It's your mother. 735 00:46:16,995 --> 00:46:18,189 Sorry. 736 00:46:19,264 --> 00:46:23,166 Hi, Ma. No, Ma, that's the pilot light. 737 00:46:23,202 --> 00:46:24,726 It's supposed to be on. 738 00:46:26,972 --> 00:46:29,736 No, the place is not going to blow. Ma? 739 00:46:30,576 --> 00:46:31,702 I'll be right there. 740 00:46:32,044 --> 00:46:33,636 I gotta go. 741 00:46:34,213 --> 00:46:36,875 - Jimbo, can I ask you something? - Yeah. 742 00:46:37,816 --> 00:46:40,650 You got one of those little baby joints on you? 743 00:46:40,687 --> 00:46:42,279 - I do. - Let's go. 744 00:46:55,201 --> 00:46:59,763 - Is your mom okay? - Yeah, she's a little dramatic, my mom. 745 00:46:59,806 --> 00:47:02,468 Kind of nutty since my dad skipped out. 746 00:47:02,509 --> 00:47:04,943 Where'd he go? 747 00:47:04,978 --> 00:47:06,946 I don't know. He left a long time ago. 748 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:09,973 - This is cool. - Yeah, Lou Reed. 749 00:47:10,017 --> 00:47:12,918 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Satellite Of Love. 750 00:47:12,953 --> 00:47:14,750 Of course. Right on. 751 00:47:18,325 --> 00:47:22,455 You gotta tell me your Lou Reed story. He's like a real hero to me. 752 00:47:23,764 --> 00:47:28,895 - Hey, man, how's it going with Em? - I don't know. It's going... 753 00:47:30,738 --> 00:47:32,000 She's... 754 00:47:34,174 --> 00:47:36,404 I think I'm in love with her. 755 00:47:36,710 --> 00:47:38,575 Soon it will be filled 756 00:47:38,612 --> 00:47:41,013 With parking cars 757 00:47:44,286 --> 00:47:47,187 I watch it for a little while 758 00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:49,713 I love to watch things on TV 759 00:47:49,758 --> 00:47:53,592 This will just take a second, Jimbo. Don't finish that joint. 760 00:47:54,963 --> 00:47:57,431 Satellite of love 761 00:47:58,967 --> 00:48:01,492 Satellite of love 762 00:48:02,804 --> 00:48:05,272 Satellite of love 763 00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:07,299 Hey. 764 00:48:09,477 --> 00:48:11,206 I was hanging out with your boyfriend earlier. 765 00:48:11,246 --> 00:48:13,807 - He's in love with you. - What? 766 00:48:14,450 --> 00:48:18,477 He said, I quote, "I think I'm in love with her. " 767 00:48:21,691 --> 00:48:22,885 Right. 768 00:48:30,433 --> 00:48:32,401 Hey, are you going to Razzmatazz tonight? 769 00:48:32,435 --> 00:48:35,996 It's Two-for-Tuesday. You get two for the price of one. 770 00:48:36,405 --> 00:48:39,238 I want action tonight 771 00:48:39,275 --> 00:48:42,473 Satisfaction all night 772 00:48:48,852 --> 00:48:52,185 I grab my hat and I grab my shoes 773 00:48:52,222 --> 00:48:55,316 Tonight I'm gonna hit the streets and cruise 774 00:48:59,363 --> 00:49:00,489 You have to do something! 775 00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:01,588 You're not doing anything! 776 00:49:01,632 --> 00:49:03,827 I can't take it anymore! 777 00:49:03,867 --> 00:49:06,768 Maybe she needs to see Dr. Schacter again. 778 00:49:06,803 --> 00:49:08,270 You have to do something, okay? 779 00:49:08,305 --> 00:49:09,499 Something has to change. 780 00:49:09,539 --> 00:49:13,202 You know she works at that park, that trashy park, just to embarrass us! 781 00:49:17,248 --> 00:49:19,307 You're coming through 782 00:49:19,350 --> 00:49:21,614 Seems just like a dream 783 00:49:21,653 --> 00:49:25,180 It's a mystery to me 784 00:49:25,223 --> 00:49:27,248 Fills me within 785 00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:29,885 When we're together 786 00:49:29,927 --> 00:49:33,226 Oh, baby, can't you see 787 00:49:33,264 --> 00:49:37,598 I like to feel the passion 788 00:49:37,635 --> 00:49:41,332 To the point of no return 789 00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:46,273 What are you majoring in? 790 00:49:46,311 --> 00:49:48,438 Russian Literature and Slavic Languages. 791 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:52,849 - Oh, wow, that's really interesting. - Yeah. 792 00:49:52,885 --> 00:49:55,683 What career track is that? 793 00:49:55,721 --> 00:49:59,020 Cabbie, hot-dog vendor, marijuana delivery guy. 794 00:49:59,058 --> 00:50:00,992 The world is my oyster. 795 00:50:04,029 --> 00:50:05,394 You kids need another round? 796 00:50:05,431 --> 00:50:07,626 - Thanks, Ronnie, we're fine. - Actually, we'll take two more. 797 00:50:07,666 --> 00:50:11,102 I'll have two. Joel, you can have one. 798 00:50:11,503 --> 00:50:14,631 - What the hell? Are you gonna stop? - Two-for-Tuesday. 799 00:50:16,443 --> 00:50:20,004 Em, I love this song! Come on, let's dance! Let's dance. 800 00:50:20,914 --> 00:50:24,350 Come on. Come on. 801 00:50:25,885 --> 00:50:27,443 - Come on. - Okay. 802 00:50:29,856 --> 00:50:31,983 You are an obsession 803 00:50:32,025 --> 00:50:34,994 Here, ready? Stay with me. 804 00:50:36,696 --> 00:50:38,357 Unopened at your feet 805 00:50:38,398 --> 00:50:39,922 There's no balance 806 00:50:41,134 --> 00:50:43,068 - You like that? - Yes. 807 00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,663 Marcy Feingold, ninth grade, taught me that one. 808 00:50:45,705 --> 00:50:47,697 - Good one! - Thanks a lot. 809 00:50:49,143 --> 00:50:51,373 - Nice moves, Brennan. - Thanks. 810 00:50:53,514 --> 00:50:58,144 - Razzmatazz! - Come on, Razzmatazz, we're hungry. 811 00:50:59,754 --> 00:51:03,087 - But we love you more! - It knows. 812 00:51:03,124 --> 00:51:04,250 More. 813 00:51:05,626 --> 00:51:07,651 Oh, my God. You okay? 814 00:51:08,596 --> 00:51:11,531 - Razzmatazz. - Come on. 815 00:51:13,033 --> 00:51:14,057 All right. 816 00:51:14,301 --> 00:51:17,862 - There you go. - You're so strong-ish. 817 00:51:18,807 --> 00:51:19,865 I'll take that. 818 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,205 I'm so surprised I'm making out with you. 819 00:51:28,250 --> 00:51:29,478 Me, too. 820 00:51:39,361 --> 00:51:42,956 Em, I think you're incredible. 821 00:51:47,502 --> 00:51:50,404 Hey, there's a lot of shit in my life. 822 00:51:53,009 --> 00:51:55,807 I'm not ready for this. I need to take things slow. 823 00:51:55,845 --> 00:51:57,972 Okay, all right. 824 00:52:01,050 --> 00:52:02,415 I'm sorry. 825 00:52:14,363 --> 00:52:17,730 Hey. Let me help you with that. 826 00:52:18,768 --> 00:52:20,099 I got it. 827 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:22,600 That is ugly. 828 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:25,099 Thanks. 829 00:52:27,277 --> 00:52:29,768 - Hey, so how's your dad? - He's hanging in there. 830 00:52:29,813 --> 00:52:34,011 - Yeah? Still... Still not working? - No, no. 831 00:52:35,485 --> 00:52:38,818 The Musik-Express! 832 00:52:39,857 --> 00:52:43,088 - These rides are safe, right? - Supposedly. 833 00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:45,987 I wouldn't mess around on any of them. 834 00:52:46,029 --> 00:52:50,193 Last summer, there was this drunk idiot goofing around on the Comet Booster, 835 00:52:50,234 --> 00:52:52,169 trying to kick his buddy. 836 00:52:52,203 --> 00:52:56,230 They found his Reebok in the parking lot, with his foot in it. 837 00:52:56,274 --> 00:53:00,370 - Yo, Lisa. We're partners today. Great. 838 00:53:02,146 --> 00:53:03,545 So it's official. 839 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,048 My friend Boomer hooked me up with a job 840 00:53:05,083 --> 00:53:07,017 at the Mercedes dealership on Route 30. 841 00:53:07,051 --> 00:53:10,919 Yeah, I'm getting a car right away. Payments deducted from my check. 842 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:16,520 Yeah, I'm gonna go for a 560, convertible, in gold, leather interior. 843 00:53:16,561 --> 00:53:18,756 I'm even gonna get a compact disc player. 844 00:53:18,796 --> 00:53:22,197 - It's gonna be insane. - To the max. 845 00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:25,533 So, hey, Lis, you wanna go see Judas Priest at Civic Arena? 846 00:53:25,571 --> 00:53:30,770 - My friend Fitzy got me floor seats, so... - That's okay. Take Boomer. 847 00:53:32,011 --> 00:53:35,105 And go get the hose. There's dried puke down there. 848 00:53:35,147 --> 00:53:36,512 You don't like Priest? 849 00:53:36,548 --> 00:53:39,881 - I'm busy that night. - I didn't tell you what night. 850 00:53:42,221 --> 00:53:45,713 James, you and I should go out some night. 851 00:53:45,758 --> 00:53:49,023 I get it, that's a funny one. 852 00:53:49,061 --> 00:53:50,995 Face! Douche. 853 00:53:52,027 --> 00:53:54,258 - Just let me know when. - Yeah? 854 00:53:55,966 --> 00:53:57,627 Pete, dried puke. 855 00:54:05,609 --> 00:54:10,478 I'm serious. I wouldn't mind going out with a nice guy for a change. 856 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:13,108 Cool. Yeah. That would be very cool. 857 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:15,445 Oh, come on, man! 858 00:54:16,219 --> 00:54:19,586 - Want to push a button? - No, I'm on games only. 859 00:54:19,623 --> 00:54:22,057 Okay, yeah, which one? Okay. 860 00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,123 Oh, my gosh! Shit! Shit! Shit! 861 00:54:27,331 --> 00:54:30,892 Wow! You fucked this up perfectly! 862 00:54:30,935 --> 00:54:32,903 - I know. I work on games, so... - I'm impressed. 863 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:35,371 I know. I shouldn't have even been here. 864 00:54:35,406 --> 00:54:37,067 - Shit. - Hey. 865 00:54:37,308 --> 00:54:38,798 Connell, I need to ask you something. 866 00:54:38,843 --> 00:54:39,935 Hand me the crescent wrench, would you? 867 00:54:39,977 --> 00:54:41,103 Yeah. 868 00:54:42,647 --> 00:54:46,583 So, Lisa P. Just asked me if I wanted to go out with her sometime. 869 00:54:46,617 --> 00:54:49,085 - Lisa P.? - Yeah. It's insane. 870 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:52,453 I think she might've just been trying to piss off Pete O'Malley but... 871 00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:55,892 Can you imagine any universe where she would get with a guy like me? 872 00:54:55,928 --> 00:54:57,361 She asked you out? 873 00:54:57,396 --> 00:55:00,559 You're a fucking idiot if you don't go. It's Lisa P. 874 00:55:00,599 --> 00:55:02,658 - Hold this, would you? - Yeah. 875 00:55:02,701 --> 00:55:05,226 That girl's a virgin. Can you believe that? 876 00:55:05,270 --> 00:55:08,103 Oh. In this day and age. You'd think... 877 00:55:08,140 --> 00:55:12,008 Well, she's a Catholic girl. They usually won't let you screw them. 878 00:55:12,044 --> 00:55:16,174 - But what they will let you do... - Yeah, but what about Em? 879 00:55:16,949 --> 00:55:21,716 Are you getting all your needs met by her? 880 00:55:24,423 --> 00:55:26,254 We're taking it slow. 881 00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:30,191 Right. Right. Okay, here's the thing. 882 00:55:31,898 --> 00:55:34,867 Every time you meet a beautiful woman, 883 00:55:34,901 --> 00:55:38,894 don't you imagine what she'd look like underneath you, naked? 884 00:55:38,938 --> 00:55:42,601 - What? No. No. - Someone like Lisa P. 885 00:55:42,642 --> 00:55:45,440 I mean, Jesus Christ, it's like every cell in your body's on fire, right? 886 00:55:45,478 --> 00:55:48,072 That's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, I know, I see where you're going. 887 00:55:48,114 --> 00:55:50,810 That's the way we're wired. It's the way we're wired. 888 00:55:50,850 --> 00:55:54,445 It sucks, but it's just a fact of nature. It's also tragic. 889 00:55:58,259 --> 00:56:01,956 My feelings for Em are vast. 890 00:56:01,996 --> 00:56:06,057 James, imagine it. Lisa P. 891 00:56:08,335 --> 00:56:13,272 I know. Lisa P. I know. 892 00:56:27,855 --> 00:56:30,723 - Hey. - Hey. 893 00:56:31,192 --> 00:56:32,591 I brought you this. 894 00:56:32,627 --> 00:56:36,085 It's one of my favorite authors. Gogol. Russian. 895 00:56:36,131 --> 00:56:39,897 He lost his mind, burned the only copy of his final book, 896 00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:42,562 died a week later of self-starvation. 897 00:56:43,571 --> 00:56:44,595 Well... 898 00:56:46,474 --> 00:56:48,874 - Thank you. - Yeah. 899 00:56:53,515 --> 00:56:58,077 Hey, do you maybe want to go see a shitty movie or something sometime? 900 00:56:59,054 --> 00:57:02,513 Yeah, I just... You know, I did something kind of stupid. 901 00:57:02,558 --> 00:57:06,927 I... I told my brother that we made out. 902 00:57:08,564 --> 00:57:10,555 - That's bad? - No, no, no. 903 00:57:12,134 --> 00:57:14,364 But he... He told my parents. 904 00:57:17,740 --> 00:57:19,298 We're Catholic. 905 00:57:21,043 --> 00:57:23,068 Pete told my parents that you're Jewish. 906 00:57:26,582 --> 00:57:27,981 But I'm an atheist. 907 00:57:28,017 --> 00:57:29,951 I mean, more of a pragmatic nihilist, I guess, 908 00:57:29,985 --> 00:57:33,217 - or an existential pagan, if you will... - Yeah, yeah. 909 00:57:33,256 --> 00:57:36,419 But my parents are really strict. 910 00:57:38,328 --> 00:57:39,693 I'm sorry. 911 00:57:41,465 --> 00:57:44,923 - It's still a good book. - Nah, I'm sorry. 912 00:57:50,540 --> 00:57:52,167 - Hey, Joel. - Hey. 913 00:57:53,944 --> 00:57:55,775 How'd it go with Sue? 914 00:57:58,415 --> 00:57:59,848 Not so good. 915 00:58:00,851 --> 00:58:03,719 Hey, Em, come on. Don't say anything! 916 00:58:03,755 --> 00:58:05,723 Come on, worse things have happened to the Jews. 917 00:58:05,757 --> 00:58:07,088 Fuck that! 918 00:58:09,060 --> 00:58:10,755 You know, you don't deserve to date Joel! 919 00:58:10,795 --> 00:58:12,490 I mean, you're an anti-Semitic asshole! 920 00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,498 What do you, like, hate gay people, too? 921 00:58:14,532 --> 00:58:18,491 Do you support apartheid? You are not my friend. 922 00:58:22,306 --> 00:58:24,604 Bam! Child's play. 923 00:58:26,577 --> 00:58:30,172 Look, you can't tell anybody, but I'm going out with Lisa P. Tonight. 924 00:58:30,214 --> 00:58:31,306 - You're what? - Yeah. 925 00:58:31,349 --> 00:58:34,717 This morning she asked me if I wanted to hang out sometime. 926 00:58:34,753 --> 00:58:37,950 What happened? I thought you were crazy about Em. 927 00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:39,218 I am. I am. 928 00:58:39,258 --> 00:58:41,453 But, you know, I don't know if she necessarily, 929 00:58:41,493 --> 00:58:43,358 like, wants something, you know, kind of serious. 930 00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:47,991 And, Joel, we're men. You know, we're, like, wired to meet our needs. 931 00:58:48,033 --> 00:58:50,331 I get it, it's a biological imperative. 932 00:58:50,636 --> 00:58:55,096 Frigo, you can't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with Lisa P. 933 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:58,940 What? You know, I should give you a double-sack-whack 934 00:58:58,977 --> 00:59:02,435 - for telling a lie like that. - Okay, don't believe me. 935 00:59:03,949 --> 00:59:06,441 - Where are you going? - The Velvet Touch. 936 00:59:11,191 --> 00:59:12,419 Thanks. 937 00:59:18,164 --> 00:59:19,722 How's the wine? 938 00:59:23,837 --> 00:59:26,237 - It's good! - Yeah. 939 00:59:31,845 --> 00:59:35,440 I just need to tell you something. 940 00:59:35,916 --> 00:59:37,110 Huh? 941 00:59:37,151 --> 00:59:39,449 Yeah, is it cool if we don't tell a lot of people about tonight? 942 00:59:39,487 --> 00:59:42,650 'Cause I think there's someone at the park 943 00:59:42,690 --> 00:59:46,023 who may have a little thing for me, and I don't want her to feel bad. 944 00:59:46,060 --> 00:59:49,552 - You mean Em? - Yeah. 945 00:59:51,232 --> 00:59:52,631 Uh-huh. 946 00:59:52,967 --> 00:59:54,696 So you like working at the park? 947 00:59:54,735 --> 00:59:57,203 Yeah, I think it could be character building. 948 00:59:57,238 --> 00:59:59,069 And, you know, I've made a lot of friends. 949 00:59:59,106 --> 01:00:01,165 Yeah, you and Connell seem pretty tight. 950 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:02,266 Yeah, I like him. I think he's interesting. 951 01:00:02,309 --> 01:00:04,243 I think he's kind of like a, you know, poetic soul. 952 01:00:04,278 --> 01:00:07,771 - That guy's got some problems. - What do you mean? 953 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:13,187 Last summer, he was having this thing with this girl from the snack bar. 954 01:00:13,488 --> 01:00:16,980 He used to take her to his mother's basement to have sex with her. 955 01:00:17,025 --> 01:00:20,358 His mother's basement. How gross is that? 956 01:00:20,862 --> 01:00:23,092 But he's married, right? 957 01:00:23,131 --> 01:00:26,532 - Didn't stop him from hitting on me. - Wow. 958 01:00:31,706 --> 01:00:35,472 - Is that Frigo? - Yeah, it is Frigo. 959 01:00:37,646 --> 01:00:40,616 I wonder what he's doing here. I should say hi. I've known him since... 960 01:00:40,650 --> 01:00:42,174 Excuse me. 961 01:00:43,686 --> 01:00:46,348 - You son of a bitch, that's Lisa P.! - What the fuck are you doing here? 962 01:00:46,389 --> 01:00:49,847 I'm sorry. Look, I'm sorry, I thought you were full of shit, but holy shit! 963 01:00:49,892 --> 01:00:52,053 There she is! Think you can get me naked pictures of her? 964 01:00:52,094 --> 01:00:53,186 Frigo, get the fuck out of here, 965 01:00:53,229 --> 01:00:54,628 and you can't tell anybody about this, okay? 966 01:00:54,664 --> 01:00:57,292 All right, all right, relax, Brennan. 967 01:00:57,500 --> 01:00:59,764 - What's it worth to you? - You're shaking me down? 968 01:00:59,802 --> 01:01:01,827 No... Yeah, yeah. 969 01:01:02,305 --> 01:01:05,297 I hate you with such great fervor. I... 970 01:01:07,476 --> 01:01:08,875 - Ow! - Thanks, Brennan. 971 01:01:13,183 --> 01:01:15,413 Sorry about that. What a coincidence. 972 01:01:15,452 --> 01:01:18,888 Frigo was out to rent a video, saw us through the window, and... 973 01:01:18,922 --> 01:01:20,514 - Wow. - Yeah. 974 01:01:21,124 --> 01:01:23,888 And here we are. I wonder how the fondue is tonight. 975 01:01:26,730 --> 01:01:30,257 I want to visit every continent, every country, really. 976 01:01:31,568 --> 01:01:35,299 Charles Dickens actually wrote these really interesting travel pieces, 977 01:01:35,339 --> 01:01:36,397 but he visited prisons... 978 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,965 Would you rather have a sailboat or a speedboat? 979 01:01:40,345 --> 01:01:43,473 - Gee, I guess... - I think sailboats are, like, 980 01:01:43,514 --> 01:01:47,075 way more cooler, you know, like more classic. 981 01:01:49,554 --> 01:01:52,580 Though I bet speedboats would be a lot more fun. 982 01:01:52,624 --> 01:01:54,251 What were you saying? 983 01:01:54,859 --> 01:01:57,726 Just babbling. 984 01:01:57,762 --> 01:01:58,820 Oh. 985 01:02:01,366 --> 01:02:04,130 I just need to get normal before I go inside. 986 01:02:04,168 --> 01:02:07,467 Put on some perfume to cover the smell. 987 01:02:07,505 --> 01:02:10,599 I was going to suggest more perfume. 988 01:02:10,642 --> 01:02:12,235 - Shoot, my brush. - Yeah. Hold on. 989 01:02:14,713 --> 01:02:17,739 - Jesus, what the hell is this? - Is that yours? 990 01:02:18,217 --> 01:02:22,881 - No. I guess it's my dad's. - Here, pull over here. 991 01:02:31,363 --> 01:02:33,160 Can you smell the pot? 992 01:02:39,138 --> 01:02:40,901 You smell amazing. 993 01:02:42,742 --> 01:02:45,939 Thanks for tonight. It was fun. 994 01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:48,948 Yeah. Yeah, it was. 995 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:04,326 Fondue. 996 01:03:11,938 --> 01:03:14,737 Oh, God. Tiger. 997 01:03:15,776 --> 01:03:16,800 Sorry. 998 01:03:19,246 --> 01:03:21,009 - Another time. - Yeah. 999 01:03:34,195 --> 01:03:36,186 - Good night. - Good night. 1000 01:04:12,434 --> 01:04:15,232 - Hey. - Hey. 1001 01:04:15,270 --> 01:04:16,898 Hey. I missed your call last night. Sorry about that. 1002 01:04:16,939 --> 01:04:19,908 I was out with some old high-school buddies. 1003 01:04:21,244 --> 01:04:22,472 - Sounds fun. - Yeah, it was. 1004 01:04:22,512 --> 01:04:25,037 We got caught up reminiscing. I was out pretty late. 1005 01:04:25,081 --> 01:04:27,276 But what were you calling about? 1006 01:04:29,519 --> 01:04:33,546 Calling to say sorry. I felt like I was kind of a jerk the other night. 1007 01:04:34,957 --> 01:04:39,724 Okay. Sorry. Yeah, me, too. I was drunk. 1008 01:04:39,996 --> 01:04:42,089 And I brought you something. 1009 01:04:44,333 --> 01:04:47,098 - This bag? - Mmm-hmm. What's inside the bag? 1010 01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:52,901 - Is that a couple of joints? - I think so. For pot cookies. 1011 01:04:52,943 --> 01:04:55,377 - Oh, my. You follow through. - I do. 1012 01:04:56,046 --> 01:04:57,741 Cool. This'll be fun. 1013 01:04:58,348 --> 01:05:01,806 - Let's do it. - Okay. I'm only having half, okay? 1014 01:05:01,852 --> 01:05:05,845 Walnuts? You want to see me go into anaphylactic shock? Fuck. 1015 01:05:06,723 --> 01:05:10,215 - Home-made? Yummy. - Brennan, you gonna eat the other half? 1016 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:11,588 Mmm-hmm. 1017 01:05:13,697 --> 01:05:14,789 Sorry. 1018 01:05:16,200 --> 01:05:18,101 Spinning on that dizzy edge 1019 01:05:18,136 --> 01:05:21,333 I kissed her face and kissed her head 1020 01:05:21,372 --> 01:05:24,899 And dreamed of all the different ways 1021 01:05:24,943 --> 01:05:27,639 I had to make her glow 1022 01:05:27,679 --> 01:05:31,581 "Why are you so far away?" she said 1023 01:05:31,616 --> 01:05:36,553 "Why won"t you ever know that I"m in love with you 1024 01:05:36,588 --> 01:05:40,285 "That I"m in love with you" 1025 01:05:40,325 --> 01:05:43,522 You Soft and only 1026 01:05:43,561 --> 01:05:46,655 You Lost and lonely 1027 01:05:46,698 --> 01:05:49,964 You Strange as angels 1028 01:05:50,002 --> 01:05:52,971 Dancing in the deepest oceans 1029 01:05:53,005 --> 01:05:55,803 Twisting in the water 1030 01:05:55,841 --> 01:05:59,174 And what a race we have here today, ladies and gentlemen. Boy! 1031 01:05:59,211 --> 01:06:01,611 And nobody is in the lead. Nobody is in the lead. 1032 01:06:01,647 --> 01:06:04,241 In fact, what is so mind-blowing about this particular race 1033 01:06:04,283 --> 01:06:07,775 is how evenly-matched these particular competitors are. 1034 01:06:07,953 --> 01:06:11,548 And Yellow is dead last. I don"t think Yellow"s moved once. 1035 01:06:11,957 --> 01:06:15,552 This is a fall from grace for the once-great stallion, Yellow. 1036 01:06:15,961 --> 01:06:19,453 You know, Yellow has inseminated over 1,000 foals in his lifetime, 1037 01:06:19,498 --> 01:06:21,694 which might explain his current exhaustion. 1038 01:06:24,137 --> 01:06:27,937 And you won, Number 9, here you go... Here you go, great job. 1039 01:06:28,808 --> 01:06:30,139 Hey, Bobby. 1040 01:06:30,644 --> 01:06:32,635 Brennan, what are you doing? 1041 01:06:34,514 --> 01:06:36,448 - You been toking up? - What? 1042 01:06:36,483 --> 01:06:38,974 - You been drinking drugs? - No! 1043 01:06:39,019 --> 01:06:41,647 Your eyes are red. Have you been crying? 1044 01:06:41,688 --> 01:06:45,385 Yeah, maybe, like, a little bit before. But no, Bobby, 1045 01:06:45,425 --> 01:06:48,690 I"m feeling sick because I think I ate a bad corn dog before, Bobby. 1046 01:06:48,728 --> 01:06:49,752 That"s why. 1047 01:06:49,796 --> 01:06:52,288 You know, why don't you go over to Hats Off To Larry 1048 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:54,927 - and collect some balls? - Okay. 1049 01:06:54,969 --> 01:06:57,597 And I'll tell you what, I'll take over this. 1050 01:07:00,641 --> 01:07:02,268 Hey, you all right? 1051 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:04,210 - Yeah, thank you. - All right. 1052 01:07:04,612 --> 01:07:05,772 This is how we met. 1053 01:07:06,881 --> 01:07:10,908 And they"re off! In the lead is Green 5. Green is in the lead. 1054 01:07:10,952 --> 01:07:15,514 Green 5, Green 5 in the lead. And there you are, Green 5! 1055 01:07:15,556 --> 01:07:19,356 Green! You really got it going on! You know exactly what you"re doing. 1056 01:07:19,393 --> 01:07:22,591 Green! You got it, Green! You won! 1057 01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:27,859 Pass that down to her. Loser, pass that down. Thank you. 1058 01:07:35,143 --> 01:07:38,704 - Can I get some balls? - You're gonna have to get more balls. 1059 01:07:38,747 --> 01:07:40,908 The customer's always right. 1060 01:07:43,118 --> 01:07:44,745 Here you go. 1061 01:07:47,289 --> 01:07:51,157 - I hit that thing dead-on! - Yet he still retains his chapeau. 1062 01:07:52,160 --> 01:07:54,061 Whoa, whoa. Come on. 1063 01:07:54,097 --> 01:07:55,121 Hey! 1064 01:07:59,469 --> 01:08:01,937 What the fuck? It's glued on, the fucking thing. 1065 01:08:01,971 --> 01:08:04,132 - It's not worth it. We have a winner. 1066 01:08:04,173 --> 01:08:05,868 - Nicky. Congratulations. 1067 01:08:05,908 --> 01:08:09,275 The fucking thing is glued on? His hat is glued on? 1068 01:08:09,312 --> 01:08:11,610 Fuck this, Nicky. - What is so fucking funny? 1069 01:08:11,647 --> 01:08:14,013 Yeah, what's so fucking funny? - I don't know. 1070 01:08:15,318 --> 01:08:16,808 Oh, my God! My God. 1071 01:08:16,853 --> 01:08:19,287 - What the fuck? Not so funny now, is it? 1072 01:08:19,322 --> 01:08:21,722 You can't do shit like that. Like, what the fuck? 1073 01:08:21,758 --> 01:08:23,589 - You punch him in the face? - Back off, slut! 1074 01:08:23,626 --> 01:08:28,189 - Don't fucking touch her, man. - What are you gonna do, faggot? 1075 01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:34,465 Oh, fuck. 1076 01:08:34,505 --> 01:08:37,406 You're fucking dead! You jerk! 1077 01:08:40,477 --> 01:08:50,477 Breaking the law, breaking the law 1078 01:09:00,398 --> 01:09:03,424 - The option of the flute? - Option of the flute... 1079 01:09:04,669 --> 01:09:06,660 People are trying to kill me. 1080 01:09:08,506 --> 01:09:10,838 Get the fuck out, motherfucker! 1081 01:09:11,643 --> 01:09:12,803 Move. 1082 01:09:14,279 --> 01:09:17,476 Get out of my doorway, motherfucker! Give me a reason! 1083 01:09:17,515 --> 01:09:20,882 Just give me a fucking reason! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1084 01:09:20,919 --> 01:09:25,583 Come on! Please! You don't know what I'm capable of! 1085 01:09:32,465 --> 01:09:34,899 - Bastard. - Thanks, Bobby. 1086 01:09:34,934 --> 01:09:36,424 - No problem. - Okay, I'm gonna take the back way. 1087 01:09:36,469 --> 01:09:37,527 Yeah, yeah, good. 1088 01:09:37,570 --> 01:09:40,664 You know what, now that I think of it, the flute is actually more expensive. 1089 01:09:40,706 --> 01:09:43,197 You guys should have seen Brennan wail on that greaseball, man. 1090 01:09:43,242 --> 01:09:44,903 - I can't believe you hit someone. Me, either. 1091 01:09:44,944 --> 01:09:46,969 How'd you do it? Did you hit him like this? Oh, psych! 1092 01:09:48,247 --> 01:09:50,909 Dude, this guy was huge. I mean, Brennan went up, like, one hit... 1093 01:09:50,950 --> 01:09:53,510 - And just dropped the guy. - I can't believe they call that a hit. 1094 01:09:53,552 --> 01:09:55,850 Then his buddy started chasing him all around the park, 1095 01:09:55,888 --> 01:09:57,355 and then he hid in Bobby's office. 1096 01:09:57,389 --> 01:09:59,517 Yeah, see, that's more like the son of a bitch. 1097 01:09:59,559 --> 01:10:00,924 Bobby kicked the door down 1098 01:10:00,961 --> 01:10:02,861 and came out all psycho with this bat like... 1099 01:10:02,896 --> 01:10:04,864 And all his buddies just go, "Okay. " 1100 01:10:04,898 --> 01:10:06,297 Where's the guy? Was he ever... 1101 01:10:06,333 --> 01:10:07,664 I don't know. They left him on the pavement. 1102 01:10:07,701 --> 01:10:09,931 Then I got his girlfriend's number. 1103 01:10:11,638 --> 01:10:13,606 Where are you taking me? 1104 01:10:15,509 --> 01:10:16,908 You've never been to this place before? 1105 01:10:16,943 --> 01:10:18,274 No. 1106 01:10:24,017 --> 01:10:30,218 I think you might be the coolest and cutest guy I ever met. 1107 01:10:30,758 --> 01:10:32,020 Really? 1108 01:10:33,361 --> 01:10:35,852 I mean, I'm really high, but... 1109 01:11:02,024 --> 01:11:03,958 I don't want to lose you. 1110 01:11:29,518 --> 01:11:32,147 - Forget to refrigerate these? - Yeah. 1111 01:11:32,956 --> 01:11:35,447 When did they get in, yesterday? 1112 01:11:35,491 --> 01:11:38,016 - Around what time? - In the morning. 1113 01:11:41,731 --> 01:11:43,665 - They smell weird? - Yeah. 1114 01:11:43,700 --> 01:11:46,498 - I think that's normal, though. - Yeah. 1115 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:49,266 Stuffy, fry these up! 1116 01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:53,598 Hey, Brennan, I want to talk to you. Want to pick up some extra shifts? 1117 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:56,407 - Yeah, sure. - Good. Because Joel quit. 1118 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,370 - What? - He's passed on. 1119 01:11:58,414 --> 01:12:02,407 He moved on, honey. He didn't pass on, he moved on. 1120 01:12:05,189 --> 01:12:07,214 I know, I heard you! 1121 01:12:13,430 --> 01:12:17,264 - What are you doing here? - You didn't call me back. 1122 01:12:17,635 --> 01:12:20,900 Look, I can't abide the humiliation of you seeing the inside of my house. 1123 01:12:20,938 --> 01:12:24,066 The vile plastic slipcovers, the art-fair paintings. 1124 01:12:24,108 --> 01:12:28,272 And it's really messy. Just go around back. I'll meet you. 1125 01:12:28,312 --> 01:12:29,779 Okay. 1126 01:12:31,415 --> 01:12:34,783 Hey, Jeffrey! Turn off the fucking lawnmower. 1127 01:12:36,421 --> 01:12:39,481 - Fine. - I'm trying to have a conversation here. 1128 01:12:42,093 --> 01:12:44,789 - Fuck off, fuck face. Nimrod. 1129 01:12:44,829 --> 01:12:45,921 I hate you, asshole. 1130 01:12:45,964 --> 01:12:50,264 Hey, is it because of Sue? - What? 1131 01:12:50,302 --> 01:12:53,362 Why you quit. Because, Joel, you're a great guy, you know, 1132 01:12:53,405 --> 01:12:55,032 and she doesn't deserve you. 1133 01:12:55,073 --> 01:12:58,839 James, look at me. I'm not a good-looking guy. 1134 01:12:58,877 --> 01:13:01,505 And I'm poor. Girls aren't gonna go near me 1135 01:13:01,546 --> 01:13:04,106 when there's all these fucking yuppies around. 1136 01:13:04,149 --> 01:13:05,845 That's ridiculous. Not all women are like that. 1137 01:13:05,885 --> 01:13:08,149 You know, Em isn't like that. 1138 01:13:08,187 --> 01:13:09,620 - Em? - Yeah. 1139 01:13:11,924 --> 01:13:14,085 You don't even appreciate what you have. 1140 01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:16,026 You're chasing after Lisa P. 1141 01:13:16,062 --> 01:13:20,897 When you have this incredible, beautiful girl right fucking there. 1142 01:13:23,769 --> 01:13:25,134 Fuck this. 1143 01:13:39,219 --> 01:13:40,982 Don't do that. 1144 01:13:48,328 --> 01:13:52,162 - I thought you were off today. - I need to tell you something. 1145 01:13:57,037 --> 01:14:02,339 Last week I went on a date with Lisa P. She asked me out. 1146 01:14:02,376 --> 01:14:05,436 It was nothing. We kissed a little bit at the end of the date, 1147 01:14:05,479 --> 01:14:10,440 and I felt her breast a little bit, but nothing else. 1148 01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,146 Right. No intercourse? 1149 01:14:14,088 --> 01:14:15,851 No. No intercourse. 1150 01:14:17,458 --> 01:14:20,757 Look, I'm sorry, it's just... You and I never talked about being exclusive. 1151 01:14:20,795 --> 01:14:25,289 I don't want to see her again, okay? You're the one I... 1152 01:14:27,835 --> 01:14:30,360 Look, we'll both be in New York soon, and I want to hang out with you. 1153 01:14:30,405 --> 01:14:33,306 I want to get to know you better, 1154 01:14:33,341 --> 01:14:36,606 if you want to get to know me better as well. 1155 01:14:36,644 --> 01:14:38,442 James, you don't owe me anything. 1156 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:42,109 I know, but I want to owe you things. 1157 01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:47,548 I'm ready to owe you things, okay? Because I really, really care about you. 1158 01:14:48,791 --> 01:14:53,023 - Are you mad at me? 'Cause I'm sorry. - No, no. I'm not mad at you. 1159 01:14:54,163 --> 01:14:59,692 Thanks for telling me. That was, like, really sweet. 1160 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:40,166 - Are you crazy? You can't come here. - I just can't do this anymore. 1161 01:15:40,210 --> 01:15:42,839 I'm starting to really fucking hate myself, you know? 1162 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:46,646 Oh, Christ. My wife probably heard me come in. 1163 01:15:46,684 --> 01:15:49,175 Just... I gotta... We'll find someplace to talk. 1164 01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:52,280 I gotta go make an excuse. Park outside my mom's house, okay? 1165 01:15:52,323 --> 01:15:53,984 - Okay. - All right. 1166 01:15:56,560 --> 01:15:59,757 Brennan. Yo, Brennan. Come here! 1167 01:16:01,499 --> 01:16:04,798 Brennan, you gotta hear this. Tell him. Tell him what you told me. 1168 01:16:04,835 --> 01:16:07,099 I ate too many circus peanuts. 1169 01:16:07,137 --> 01:16:10,072 No, what? No, not that, retard. The other thing, the thing about Em. 1170 01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:12,770 Frigo, shut up. Wait, what thing about Em? 1171 01:16:12,811 --> 01:16:15,803 I saw Em and Connell in his car. 1172 01:16:15,847 --> 01:16:18,315 Right, right. What were they doing in the car, Rich? 1173 01:16:18,350 --> 01:16:22,309 They were doing push-ups in his car. They didn't have any pants on. 1174 01:16:22,354 --> 01:16:24,914 No pants. Naked push-ups, retard, for fucking. 1175 01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:26,617 - James, they were fucking. - Frigo, Frigo. Shut up. 1176 01:16:26,658 --> 01:16:31,061 - When did you see this, Rich? - Like, a while ago, a while ago. 1177 01:16:31,096 --> 01:16:33,087 It was just a couple of weeks ago, right, Rich? 1178 01:16:41,172 --> 01:16:44,700 - Hello? - Mr. Lewin, it's James. Is Emily there? 1179 01:16:44,744 --> 01:16:48,612 She said she was with you. She said she was gonna go meet you. 1180 01:16:49,181 --> 01:16:53,117 Oh, yeah. I think we got our wires crossed. 1181 01:16:54,353 --> 01:16:55,650 Okay, bye. 1182 01:17:00,459 --> 01:17:01,790 What'd he say? 1183 01:17:04,130 --> 01:17:05,620 Can you get your mother's car? 1184 01:17:07,366 --> 01:17:10,130 All right, I got the keys. Push me out. 1185 01:17:28,555 --> 01:17:30,523 I don't want to drink. 1186 01:17:35,829 --> 01:17:39,026 Did you know James went out with Lisa P. Last week? 1187 01:17:39,066 --> 01:17:41,227 - I know. - You know. 1188 01:17:41,835 --> 01:17:44,429 - You want me to rat out James? - Right. 1189 01:17:48,009 --> 01:17:50,000 Slow down. Shit. 1190 01:17:50,044 --> 01:17:51,068 It's Em's car. 1191 01:17:52,180 --> 01:17:53,807 Let's wait here. 1192 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:02,050 I stole some of my grandma's cough medicine if you want some. 1193 01:18:02,690 --> 01:18:04,282 - No. - It's grape. 1194 01:18:04,325 --> 01:18:06,020 - No, please. - Okay. 1195 01:18:06,260 --> 01:18:09,161 Can you sit down, please, just for a second? 1196 01:18:14,335 --> 01:18:16,804 - Look, you want to end this? - Yes. 1197 01:18:20,342 --> 01:18:22,674 I got a hockey stick in the back, if you want to smash the windows. 1198 01:18:22,711 --> 01:18:25,475 - Frigo, shut the fuck up, okay? - All right, okay, Brennan. 1199 01:18:25,514 --> 01:18:27,778 - Just trying to help. - Oh, shit. 1200 01:18:40,262 --> 01:18:42,196 What are you doing here? 1201 01:18:42,798 --> 01:18:44,925 Are you and Connell, like... 1202 01:18:47,604 --> 01:18:51,165 It started in, like... I didn't even know you when it... 1203 01:18:54,544 --> 01:18:58,344 How did you... What are you... How did you find me here? 1204 01:18:58,948 --> 01:19:03,385 Lisa P. Told me that Connell used to take some other girl here last summer 1205 01:19:04,387 --> 01:19:06,378 to his mother's basement. 1206 01:19:06,823 --> 01:19:08,051 Right. 1207 01:19:09,959 --> 01:19:14,123 Yeah, I just, like, don't understand how you could do this. 1208 01:19:14,164 --> 01:19:16,189 I came here to... 1209 01:19:18,469 --> 01:19:20,300 I know. I know I fucked up, too, okay? 1210 01:19:20,337 --> 01:19:24,330 I fucked up one time, and I fucking told you about it, and you... 1211 01:19:24,575 --> 01:19:27,237 You think I'm, like, some fucking pathetic idiot or something. 1212 01:19:27,278 --> 01:19:30,179 You're not a fucking idiot. I'm a fucking idiot. 1213 01:19:31,916 --> 01:19:33,474 Yeah, that's right. 1214 01:19:44,862 --> 01:19:45,886 Shit. 1215 01:20:01,279 --> 01:20:04,305 I am the champion. To the victor go the spoils. 1216 01:20:04,816 --> 01:20:08,343 - Here you go. - What? What is this? 1217 01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:12,618 - Is it a banana? - It's a banana with eyes. 1218 01:20:13,425 --> 01:20:16,553 I'd watch my mouth if I were you, carnival boy. 1219 01:20:38,518 --> 01:20:39,542 Hey. 1220 01:20:40,620 --> 01:20:41,848 What's up? 1221 01:20:46,793 --> 01:20:48,090 I mean... 1222 01:20:49,662 --> 01:20:52,496 I actually feel sorry for them, you know. 1223 01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,734 Like, sneaking around and lying to everybody. 1224 01:20:56,904 --> 01:21:00,203 It's, like, so pathetic. He's a married man. 1225 01:21:00,240 --> 01:21:02,265 I know. I know. 1226 01:21:04,111 --> 01:21:08,946 Hey, Lisa, you can't, like, tell anybody about this. Ever. 1227 01:21:09,583 --> 01:21:14,452 Of course, I would never. 1228 01:21:31,639 --> 01:21:32,799 Thanks. 1229 01:21:33,575 --> 01:21:35,270 Hey, Em, what's up? 1230 01:21:36,678 --> 01:21:38,236 Loving life, you know. 1231 01:21:38,279 --> 01:21:40,645 Hey, you know I play the drums? 1232 01:21:40,682 --> 01:21:43,845 I did this killer drum solo at the high-school talent show once. 1233 01:21:43,885 --> 01:21:47,719 I played Limelight by Rush. One, two, three, four! 1234 01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:54,220 Living on a lighted stage 1235 01:21:54,263 --> 01:21:56,254 Approaches the unreal 1236 01:21:56,332 --> 01:22:01,065 For those who think and feel In touch with some reality 1237 01:22:01,103 --> 01:22:03,003 Beyond the... 1238 01:22:07,309 --> 01:22:09,743 Spin. Good night, Adventureland! 1239 01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,547 - What the fuck was that? - You like musicians, right? 1240 01:22:25,862 --> 01:22:28,330 Hey, honey, I'm running out of googly eyes. 1241 01:22:28,365 --> 01:22:29,423 Do you have any more over there? 1242 01:22:29,466 --> 01:22:33,300 Yeah, me, too, but I found these, so I've just been sort of... 1243 01:22:35,939 --> 01:22:37,839 - Hey. - Hey, Em! What's up? 1244 01:22:40,310 --> 01:22:42,505 I quit. See you. 1245 01:22:48,685 --> 01:22:51,153 Tommy, you think there's something wrong with this car? 1246 01:22:51,187 --> 01:22:52,245 Have your father check it 1247 01:22:52,289 --> 01:22:54,120 because it's making a funny squeaking sound. 1248 01:22:54,157 --> 01:22:56,524 I don't know what the problem is. 1249 01:22:58,262 --> 01:22:59,286 Shit-head! 1250 01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,939 Shake a leg and come aboard the SS Adventureland. 1251 01:23:08,973 --> 01:23:11,305 I'm not friends with anybody. How the hell would I know? 1252 01:23:11,342 --> 01:23:14,505 I don't know. No way! 1253 01:23:14,545 --> 01:23:15,603 Em? Em Lewin? 1254 01:23:15,646 --> 01:23:17,409 Yes, yes, yes. Can you believe that? 1255 01:23:17,448 --> 01:23:20,178 Em has been sleeping with Connell all summer. 1256 01:23:20,217 --> 01:23:23,584 - I'm telling you, man. Connell is a freaking god. 1257 01:23:32,264 --> 01:23:35,131 - Hey, Lisa. - Hey. 1258 01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:38,795 Hi. Look, I don't know what to say, 1259 01:23:38,837 --> 01:23:41,897 but everyone is talking about Em and Connell. 1260 01:23:43,608 --> 01:23:45,769 Kelly's got such a big F-ing mouth. 1261 01:23:45,811 --> 01:23:50,248 I'm sorry because I gave you my word. We were just so wasted that night. 1262 01:23:51,316 --> 01:23:54,080 You know I can't hide nothing from Kell. 1263 01:23:55,754 --> 01:23:56,914 Are you mad at me? 1264 01:23:56,955 --> 01:24:01,325 Well, yeah. Connell's gonna freak out, and Em quit. 1265 01:24:01,828 --> 01:24:05,855 I feel bad for Connell. I have a hard time feeling sorry for Em. 1266 01:24:07,834 --> 01:24:09,461 Guys can't help themselves. 1267 01:24:09,502 --> 01:24:12,335 - But he's the married one. - Yeah, Em's a frigging home wrecker. 1268 01:24:12,372 --> 01:24:15,068 - He's cheating on his wife, though. - I can't believe you're defending her. 1269 01:24:15,108 --> 01:24:18,168 What? Because guys can be shitty and women can't? 1270 01:24:21,147 --> 01:24:22,327 The Musik-Express! 1271 01:24:22,382 --> 01:24:23,406 Kell. 1272 01:24:36,463 --> 01:24:38,931 It's fun because it's really more like dancing than exercising, you know. 1273 01:24:38,966 --> 01:24:41,628 I have a blast. I've been trying to get him to go with me, but he won't go. 1274 01:24:41,668 --> 01:24:43,260 No, you're not doing it right. 1275 01:24:43,303 --> 01:24:45,032 Yeah, I don't like lifting my knees that high. 1276 01:24:45,072 --> 01:24:46,471 Yeah, I've noticed. 1277 01:24:48,675 --> 01:24:52,873 Emily, you know the Ostrows and the Waldsteins. 1278 01:24:54,348 --> 01:24:55,645 Hi there. 1279 01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:02,117 Can I get anyone a refresher? 1280 01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:08,190 Francy, these pieces, I love them. So great. 1281 01:25:08,229 --> 01:25:11,198 Those there? I love those. I think they are so fun. 1282 01:25:11,232 --> 01:25:15,168 You're so artsy. I love what you've done with the house. 1283 01:25:16,037 --> 01:25:19,097 - Thank you. - It's... It's clean. 1284 01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:22,268 I thought the house was a lot nicer the way my mom used to have it. 1285 01:25:22,310 --> 01:25:25,279 It's pretty barfarific, if you ask me. 1286 01:25:27,749 --> 01:25:33,518 - Is that some kind of joke, Emily? - No, it's not. 1287 01:25:34,924 --> 01:25:38,189 I think you owe me an apology. Right now. 1288 01:25:38,994 --> 01:25:40,655 I don't owe you shit. 1289 01:25:41,363 --> 01:25:43,388 All right, okay. You know what? Give me the drink. 1290 01:25:43,432 --> 01:25:45,457 Look, you weren't invited, and I don't want you here, okay? 1291 01:25:45,501 --> 01:25:48,026 - Right, I wasn't invited to this party. - Yes, you weren't invited, 1292 01:25:48,070 --> 01:25:49,560 and frankly, I don't like you coming in here 1293 01:25:49,605 --> 01:25:51,163 and saying whatever the hell you want, okay? 1294 01:25:51,207 --> 01:25:54,199 I am sick and tired of your behavior, you ungrateful little bitch. 1295 01:25:54,243 --> 01:25:56,438 - Give me the drink. - Okay, Em... 1296 01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:58,344 God damn it! 1297 01:26:00,082 --> 01:26:04,713 Emily! Emily, this has to stop. You cannot say those things no more. 1298 01:26:04,754 --> 01:26:06,051 I can't say what I'm thinking 1299 01:26:06,089 --> 01:26:08,785 and what I'm feeling every fucking day? 1300 01:26:10,193 --> 01:26:13,492 Sy, for God's sake! I can't force her out. 1301 01:26:13,530 --> 01:26:16,328 Yeah? Well maybe you can't... 1302 01:26:32,782 --> 01:26:35,377 Sometimes I feel so happy 1303 01:26:39,891 --> 01:26:41,916 Hey, can I have another? Thanks. 1304 01:26:45,930 --> 01:26:48,296 Sometimes I feel so happy 1305 01:26:48,332 --> 01:26:52,496 But mostly you just make me mad 1306 01:26:54,639 --> 01:26:58,234 Baby, you just make me mad 1307 01:27:02,146 --> 01:27:06,243 Linger on 1308 01:27:07,152 --> 01:27:10,588 Your pale blue eyes 1309 01:27:13,859 --> 01:27:17,226 Linger on 1310 01:27:18,997 --> 01:27:22,091 Your pale blue eyes 1311 01:27:24,469 --> 01:27:25,731 Oh, fuck! 1312 01:27:40,787 --> 01:27:42,812 James, get out of the car. 1313 01:27:44,524 --> 01:27:45,684 Now! 1314 01:27:54,434 --> 01:27:58,461 Oh, God. Come with me. 1315 01:28:02,976 --> 01:28:06,707 You care to explain how Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron got here? 1316 01:28:12,920 --> 01:28:14,353 Good morning. 1317 01:28:17,057 --> 01:28:18,752 What's this, mister? 1318 01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:25,223 What the hell is wrong with you? 1319 01:28:25,266 --> 01:28:28,667 You know, I think that Adventureland has made you regress or something. 1320 01:28:28,702 --> 01:28:31,000 You're quitting that job. 1321 01:28:31,038 --> 01:28:35,441 - I never want to go back there again. - Good. How much have you saved? 1322 01:28:36,310 --> 01:28:40,577 $ 1,322, give or take. 1323 01:28:40,615 --> 01:28:44,210 Well, the front axle is broken, but that might cover the damage. 1324 01:28:44,252 --> 01:28:46,914 And you're gonna have to pay for Mrs. Frigo's rhododendron, too. 1325 01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:49,014 I need every cent of that for New York. 1326 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:51,389 Well, I'm sorry, you know, you should have thought about that 1327 01:28:51,426 --> 01:28:54,589 before you went out on this little joyride of yours. 1328 01:29:01,102 --> 01:29:03,434 Brennan, I'm back. 1329 01:29:03,471 --> 01:29:05,063 Thank God. How the hell are you? 1330 01:29:05,106 --> 01:29:09,476 Well, Europe changed me. It was revelatory. 1331 01:29:10,446 --> 01:29:13,745 There I was, going from one incredible city to the next. 1332 01:29:13,783 --> 01:29:17,241 The ruins, the cathedrals, the endless art treasures. 1333 01:29:17,286 --> 01:29:18,514 And I realized something. 1334 01:29:19,021 --> 01:29:21,751 Fuck the Old World. I want the New World. 1335 01:29:21,791 --> 01:29:23,122 - What? - And I want it now! 1336 01:29:23,159 --> 01:29:26,617 - What do you mean? - I"m going to Harvard Business. 1337 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:29,158 You're what? You're applying? 1338 01:29:29,198 --> 01:29:33,931 No, I'm in, actually. You know, strings were pulled, wheels greased. 1339 01:29:34,770 --> 01:29:36,931 Wait, that's in Boston. 1340 01:29:37,506 --> 01:29:40,499 What about New York and the apartment? 1341 01:29:40,544 --> 01:29:45,038 Yeah. Sorry about that, man. I can"t really help you out there. 1342 01:29:49,886 --> 01:29:55,085 Hey, litterbug. Hey! In the clown mouth. These guys. 1343 01:29:55,125 --> 01:29:57,423 - Hey, Bobby, Paulette. - Hey, Brennan. 1344 01:29:57,461 --> 01:29:58,723 Hey, how are you? 1345 01:29:58,762 --> 01:30:02,823 You know, we're just... It's the last weekend of the season. 1346 01:30:02,866 --> 01:30:06,700 Just getting ready for winter, closing up shop. 1347 01:30:06,737 --> 01:30:08,364 We have to turn all these lights off. 1348 01:30:08,405 --> 01:30:10,100 Your check's in the office. - Okay. 1349 01:30:10,140 --> 01:30:12,609 We gonna see you next summer? 1350 01:30:12,643 --> 01:30:14,338 Thank you, Bobby, for everything. Really. 1351 01:30:14,379 --> 01:30:17,143 - Gonna see you next summer. - Well, thank you, really. 1352 01:30:17,648 --> 01:30:19,047 We're halfway through our set, 1353 01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,948 and we see him. It's fucking Lou Reed. 1354 01:30:20,985 --> 01:30:22,043 Oh, my... Holy shit! 1355 01:30:22,086 --> 01:30:23,178 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I keep thinking 1356 01:30:23,221 --> 01:30:24,415 I'm about to wake up any second. 1357 01:30:24,455 --> 01:30:26,685 And he gets up, gets on stage, puts on a guitar, 1358 01:30:26,724 --> 01:30:28,851 and we do a whole fucking set of his songs. 1359 01:30:28,893 --> 01:30:31,862 - We do Vicious, Shed A Light On Love. Oh, my God. 1360 01:30:31,896 --> 01:30:34,421 What a pisser. - We do I"m Waiting For The Man. 1361 01:30:34,465 --> 01:30:37,525 Wait, hold on, one second. 1362 01:30:38,169 --> 01:30:41,002 - Hey, last paycheck? - Yep. 1363 01:30:42,908 --> 01:30:44,808 So, how's it going? 1364 01:30:45,544 --> 01:30:48,308 - Ronnie found out everything. - Sorry. 1365 01:30:48,680 --> 01:30:52,411 Yeah, it was bad. It's blown over now, mostly. 1366 01:30:55,287 --> 01:30:57,278 Hey, do you speak to Em? 1367 01:30:58,624 --> 01:31:00,990 Not since she quit. You? 1368 01:31:05,964 --> 01:31:10,492 You know the song is called Satellite of Love, the Lou Reed song. 1369 01:31:10,536 --> 01:31:12,902 You said Shed A Light On Love, but it's Satellite. 1370 01:31:12,938 --> 01:31:15,271 - Yeah, I know. It's Satellite Of Love. - Yeah, it's like Skylab. 1371 01:31:15,308 --> 01:31:18,038 Yeah, I know, it's... Yeah, it's called Satellite Of Love. 1372 01:31:18,077 --> 01:31:19,374 Yeah. 1373 01:31:25,618 --> 01:31:27,950 Take care of yourself, Brennan. 1374 01:31:27,987 --> 01:31:29,579 Yeah, you, too. 1375 01:31:34,060 --> 01:31:37,552 Where were we? - You were telling us about the... 1376 01:31:37,597 --> 01:31:38,689 Satellite Of Love. Yeah. Yeah. 1377 01:31:38,731 --> 01:31:39,755 That's what we were talking about. 1378 01:31:39,833 --> 01:31:40,857 That's my favorite one! 1379 01:31:40,900 --> 01:31:41,992 Yeah, it's a good tune. 1380 01:31:42,368 --> 01:31:46,135 Yes! We got the Viet Cong, fellas. We got the Viet Cong here! 1381 01:31:46,173 --> 01:31:48,733 I need suppressive fire, but I can handle it. 1382 01:31:48,776 --> 01:31:50,710 I think I got this under control. 1383 01:31:50,744 --> 01:31:54,180 - Your friend Eric boned you, huh? - Yeah. 1384 01:31:54,215 --> 01:31:56,183 How are you gonna pull off New York now? 1385 01:31:56,217 --> 01:31:58,777 I can't pull it off. I'm stuck here. 1386 01:31:59,787 --> 01:32:03,154 What's the point of being a writer or an artist anyway? 1387 01:32:03,324 --> 01:32:06,259 Herman Melville wrote fucking Moby Dick, 1388 01:32:06,293 --> 01:32:08,761 and he was so poor and forgotten by the time he died 1389 01:32:08,796 --> 01:32:12,596 that in his obituary, they called him Henry Melville. 1390 01:32:12,633 --> 01:32:13,691 You know? Like, why bother? 1391 01:32:13,734 --> 01:32:15,827 They're just gonna forget our fucking names anyway. 1392 01:32:15,870 --> 01:32:18,567 Viet Cong, Viet Cong! I'm coming! 1393 01:32:18,607 --> 01:32:20,074 I got it! 1394 01:32:21,009 --> 01:32:24,342 I heard Em went back to New York. 1395 01:32:24,379 --> 01:32:27,746 I wish it didn't end like that. I should've... 1396 01:32:27,782 --> 01:32:29,374 I don't know. 1397 01:32:31,353 --> 01:32:33,116 Get behind me. Boom! 1398 01:32:33,188 --> 01:32:36,703 I got two! There's one! There's two! What's that? 1399 01:32:36,725 --> 01:32:40,217 Boom! Boom! Boom, baby, boom! 1400 01:32:52,408 --> 01:32:56,037 Your Herman Melville story, that's bullshit. 1401 01:32:56,078 --> 01:32:58,512 It's true. They called him Henry. 1402 01:32:58,548 --> 01:33:02,314 No, I mean he wrote a 700-page allegorical novel 1403 01:33:02,351 --> 01:33:05,047 about the whaling industry. I think he was... 1404 01:33:05,087 --> 01:33:08,318 I think he was a pretty passionate guy, Joel. 1405 01:33:08,357 --> 01:33:10,689 I hope they call me Henry when I die, too. 1406 01:33:10,726 --> 01:33:12,751 Yeah? One can only hope. 1407 01:33:18,602 --> 01:33:21,901 Brennan, don't get all drunk and fall asleep. 1408 01:33:21,939 --> 01:33:25,306 - Why? - Because I'll jack off on your face. 1409 01:33:25,342 --> 01:33:29,608 - Okay, I'm gonna go. - What? 1410 01:33:29,646 --> 01:33:31,807 I'll see you around, Frigo. 1411 01:33:33,183 --> 01:33:34,616 All right. 1412 01:33:36,253 --> 01:33:38,949 Good luck with him. Even. 1413 01:33:40,857 --> 01:33:42,154 Good one! 1414 01:33:44,094 --> 01:33:46,790 That was nice, Brennan. That was nice. 1415 01:33:49,400 --> 01:33:50,424 That must have hurt. 1416 01:34:24,470 --> 01:34:26,631 Look me in the eye 1417 01:34:26,672 --> 01:34:31,302 Then tell me that I"m satisfied 1418 01:34:34,380 --> 01:34:39,317 Hey, are you satisfied? 1419 01:34:41,086 --> 01:34:47,218 And it goes so slowly on 1420 01:34:48,260 --> 01:34:52,391 Everything I"ve ever wanted 1421 01:34:53,299 --> 01:34:55,426 Tell me what"s wrong 1422 01:34:56,469 --> 01:34:58,835 Look me in the eye 1423 01:34:58,872 --> 01:35:03,036 And tell me that I"m satisfied 1424 01:35:06,446 --> 01:35:09,847 Were you satisfied? 1425 01:35:25,666 --> 01:35:29,500 Hi. I just got off the bus. I'm a New Yorker now. 1426 01:35:29,970 --> 01:35:32,564 I guess I should probably buy an umbrella. 1427 01:35:33,641 --> 01:35:36,872 I don't think I can see you. 1428 01:35:37,545 --> 01:35:38,671 What? 1429 01:35:40,347 --> 01:35:43,839 This summer was rough. 1430 01:35:46,454 --> 01:35:50,686 I did things that I really, really regret. 1431 01:35:51,726 --> 01:35:53,695 Yeah, me, too. 1432 01:35:54,696 --> 01:35:57,961 I'm sorry I told Lisa P. About you and Connell. 1433 01:35:59,868 --> 01:36:03,099 She, you know, told the rest of the world, but... 1434 01:36:04,940 --> 01:36:06,965 I'm not gonna lie. I was really angry at you, 1435 01:36:07,008 --> 01:36:09,602 but you didn't deserve that. 1436 01:36:10,512 --> 01:36:12,480 You know, James, 1437 01:36:13,582 --> 01:36:17,780 I am so sorry for fucking this up. 1438 01:36:18,520 --> 01:36:22,650 You know, you were the only good thing that happened this summer. 1439 01:36:26,028 --> 01:36:27,393 Wait, Em. 1440 01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:35,362 I think I maybe see you a little differently than you see yourself. 1441 01:36:35,705 --> 01:36:38,640 Yes, I see the person who fucked up, but I also see the person 1442 01:36:38,674 --> 01:36:41,973 who saved me from being knifed over a giant-ass panda, 1443 01:36:42,011 --> 01:36:46,141 who introduced me to psychotropic-chocolate-chip cookies, 1444 01:36:46,182 --> 01:36:50,710 and who stood up for Joel, and who doesn't make apologies for herself. 1445 01:36:53,122 --> 01:36:57,924 Look, my theory is you can't just avoid everybody you screw up with. 1446 01:36:57,961 --> 01:37:01,328 And you should trust me. I'm a New Yorker. 1447 01:37:07,971 --> 01:37:09,598 - You are soaking wet. - Yeah. 1448 01:37:09,640 --> 01:37:10,868 Do you have anything else you can wear? 1449 01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:12,808 I'll check. 1450 01:37:12,843 --> 01:37:15,311 - Do you want some tea? - Yeah. 1451 01:37:18,015 --> 01:37:21,451 No, everything in here is soaking wet. 1452 01:37:23,821 --> 01:37:25,379 - Here. - Thanks. 1453 01:37:28,827 --> 01:37:30,795 So you're going to Columbia? 1454 01:37:30,829 --> 01:37:33,593 No. No. Maybe next year. No. 1455 01:37:34,365 --> 01:37:35,389 Why? 1456 01:37:35,433 --> 01:37:40,166 I wrecked my dad's car, and I lost all my carny money. 1457 01:37:41,039 --> 01:37:42,597 So what's the plan? 1458 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:47,168 I'm gonna crash at the Y for a week. I'm gonna look for a shitty job and... 1459 01:37:48,379 --> 01:37:49,869 I don't know. 1460 01:37:52,483 --> 01:37:54,508 Here. Give me your shirt. 1461 01:37:59,692 --> 01:38:02,286 - I'll get you another shirt. - Thanks. 1462 01:38:04,463 --> 01:38:05,725 Hey, Em. 1463 01:38:10,002 --> 01:38:11,993 I really missed you. 1464 01:38:19,879 --> 01:38:21,779 You wanna wear this? 1465 01:38:22,748 --> 01:38:26,775 I... No. No. I never wanna see that again. 1466 01:38:28,220 --> 01:38:31,816 Why do you have that? Why do you have that stupid shirt? 1467 01:38:38,198 --> 01:38:40,325 Is it okay that I did that? 1468 01:38:41,234 --> 01:38:42,565 Yeah. 1469 01:39:20,508 --> 01:39:21,907 - Are we doing this? - I think so. 1470 01:39:21,943 --> 01:39:24,343 Okay, we are? Okay. 1471 01:39:27,982 --> 01:39:29,142 Okay. 1472 01:40:08,224 --> 01:40:12,456 L"m standing here on the ground 1473 01:40:14,130 --> 01:40:18,692 The sky above won"t fall down 1474 01:40:19,836 --> 01:40:24,637 See no evil in all directions 1475 01:40:25,608 --> 01:40:30,272 Resolution of happiness 1476 01:40:31,614 --> 01:40:36,211 Things have been dark For too long 1477 01:40:37,488 --> 01:40:40,355 Don"t change for you 1478 01:40:40,391 --> 01:40:44,054 Don"t change a thing for me 1479 01:40:46,296 --> 01:40:49,026 Don"t change for you 1480 01:40:49,066 --> 01:40:52,399 Don"t change a thing for me 1481 01:41:03,747 --> 01:41:07,707 I found a love I had lost 1482 01:41:09,687 --> 01:41:14,056 It was gone for too long 1483 01:41:15,560 --> 01:41:20,395 Hear no evil in all directions 1484 01:41:21,332 --> 01:41:26,099 Execution of bitterness 1485 01:41:27,272 --> 01:41:31,971 Message received loud and clear 1486 01:41:33,278 --> 01:41:36,214 Don"t change for you 1487 01:41:36,248 --> 01:41:40,150 Don"t change a thing for me 1488 01:41:41,921 --> 01:41:44,788 Don"t change for you 1489 01:41:44,824 --> 01:41:48,920 Don"t change a thing for me 1490 01:42:11,151 --> 01:42:15,417 I"m standing here on the ground 1491 01:42:17,190 --> 01:42:22,093 The sky above won"t fall down 1492 01:42:23,163 --> 01:42:27,862 See no evil in all directions 1493 01:42:28,902 --> 01:42:33,839 Resolution of happiness 1494 01:42:34,908 --> 01:42:39,471 Things have been dark for too long 1495 01:42:40,615 --> 01:42:43,607 Don"t change for you 1496 01:42:43,651 --> 01:42:47,417 Don"t change a thing for me 1497 01:42:49,323 --> 01:42:52,258 Don"t change for you 1498 01:42:52,293 --> 01:42:56,195 Don"t change a thing for me 1499 01:42:58,032 --> 01:43:00,830 Don"t change for you 1500 01:43:00,868 --> 01:43:04,736 Don"t change a thing for me 1501 01:43:29,698 --> 01:43:30,722 Do you like adventure? 1502 01:43:30,766 --> 01:43:32,199 Adventureland! 1503 01:43:32,234 --> 01:43:34,031 - Adventureland totally rocks. - Adventureland totally rocks. 1504 01:43:35,904 --> 01:43:40,808 It's perfect for me, my wife, my family. 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