1 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,320 #Shit !!!# 2 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:05,480 #30 years old... Time to make a summary...# 3 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:09,120 #If I see my life,now,in a hurry, not much thing to remember...# 4 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:11,600 #What do I have left ?# 5 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:16,360 #I've been mad of love for a girl, Martine. .. No,no,no, that's not the point...# 6 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:19,080 #Too, I've been mad of love for another one, later, called Neus.# 7 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:24,160 #Well, OK, I'm messed up concerning true love. .. And that's because I'm messed up too.# 8 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:29,000 #Well, I'm going to do a little bit of tidying, after all, that's all about writting.# 9 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 "Writting,it's tidying the mess of one's life"# 10 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:34,000 #In a hurry, I'm not going to put it in good order, because good order is messed up# 11 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:38,000 #So this is me...One month ago, I was in Russia for a wedding.# 12 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,200 #These are all people I met 5 years ago...# 13 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:47,600 #Actually, 5 year ago I went to Barcelona, I finisehd my Economics study there.# 14 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:54,600 #Well, anyway, it's there that I met all these guys : I shared a flat with them during 1 year# 15 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:07,600 #We had forgotten about each others since few years and we all met here, in Saint Petersburg# 16 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:12,000 #because William, HIM there, gets married tomorrow with a russian girl, Natasha, HER # 17 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:17,760 #And so, in a few seconds, an incredible event will change my life...# 18 00:02:22,520 --> 00:02:28,000 #Something really fundamental# 19 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:40,000 #But so that I can explain why this thing is fundamental for me, the best is to go backwards one year ago...# 20 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:26,640 RUSSIAN DOLLS (Erasmus 2) 21 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,400 "Subtitles : Beno�t, pre moja Janka :-)" 22 00:04:29,400 --> 00:04:33,600 #That's it. Now I write, my job is to tell stories.# 23 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:37,600 #But since a few years,it's in that woman's office that I tell my best stories.# 24 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,000 #HER, she's Miss Vanpetegen,my banker...# 25 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,120 > So that's the reason why they told me they would pay me in two months... 26 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:48,400 But they told me - and I think this will interess you, Miss Vanpetegen,cause I'm like you 27 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:53,840 I told them : "This is outrageous, you're not allowed to do that, there is a very strict juridiction concerning authors in France" 28 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:57,040 because I was very very upset you know... 29 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,000 > Wait a minute... What was supposed to be interesting for me here ? 30 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:03,800 > I was coming to it...So they told me that . .. they felt guilty for not paying me in time 31 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:10,000 that when they would give me my payment, they would give it to me considering the fact that they considered it like delay indemnities 32 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 > What do you mean ? I don't understand... 33 00:05:11,200 --> 00:05:16,240 > Euh... Considering the fact that there was delay, they will pay me more, even if I'm not working more... 34 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,920 > Did they tell you how much more ? 35 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:21,600 > Oh yes, I think they told it would be much much much ... 36 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,240 #So basically, nowadays, my job is essentialy to tell fibs.# 37 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:33,720 > Typically, we need authors like you for personalities who write there memoirs but who in fact don't write a single line... 38 00:05:33,880 --> 00:05:35,800 Would you know how to do that ? 39 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:42,000 > Heu... Beeing a nigger ? Hum... Yes, no but this is... Yes, I can be a nigger? I already did that... 40 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:47,440 #In fact, I was able to be nigger of ... anybody# 41 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:52,400 > I prefered going to work there ... It was in Barcelona ... in relation with language, this is important ... 42 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:55,880 All that is fiction, but related to reality ... Otherwise, I think it is fascinating, euh, True things... 43 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Life, real life,... Traveling, litterature, people... 44 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:05,280 #This is my job... By that way, I managed to work in many different places# 45 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:11,960 > Plum-colour is about, hum, curvature, warmth, a relative feminity, but with elegance and control... 46 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:16,000 > Cause you know, in glide word, there are stuffs kind of hot-dog, or more freestyle. So we don't have the same equipment... 47 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:20,240 > Hardware has always been very reliable, Operating System makes the difference... 48 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 > No, concerning ride ! 49 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 > Do you mean, concerning what you're carrying away ? 50 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:28,000 > It's cheap without being "prout-prout", it's hype (fashion), but remains cool and relax... 51 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:28,800 > For me, the real pleasure for me is freestyle ! 52 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:30,200 > It's the colour...hein ?! 53 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:39,040 > Doesn't it kill trees to cut them that way ? ... 54 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:46,400 And how ...? Do you prune trees like that several times in the year ? 55 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,440 > What do you think ? 56 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,440 > Heu... Yes ? No ? I don't know, I don't know anything about it... 57 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,600 > Does grape grow up in winter ? 58 00:06:53,600 --> 00:07:00,000 > Ok, stop it now, you've been laughing at me since one hour... I'm parisian, I don't know anything about 59 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 But I'm just like you : I have a fucking job that I have to do and that is so boring for me... 60 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:08,920 And I don't give a shit about asking you questions, so if you don't want to answer or if you think my questions are stupid, I go 61 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:11,000 > Done ? Aren't you a bit overtaxed ? 62 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:15,680 > Sorry. Bad night... Bad sleep... I had a bad day, yes, I'm overtaxed... 63 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:20,000 > Don't give me that ! Nothing to do with parisians... 64 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:20,000 > This is parisians, hey ?! 65 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:26,000 > Laurent, stop, it's ok, facade is cleared ! 66 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,600 So when do you have to give back this fucking story ? 67 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,600 > In 15 days... 68 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:32,800 #I don't know why, people must believe I'm good at telling love story, cause it's what they ask me more...# 69 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,800 > We could do a special serial about love with young authors for summer... 70 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,600 > Yeah, I'm definitely in it ! 71 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:44,560 #So this last year, things went quite good : I even got a job for TV to write a scenario...# 72 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,320 #Well, it's kinda consecration in fact...# 73 00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:57,160 > So, we all read with much interest your story... 74 00:07:57,120 --> 00:08:04,000 but despite of the fact we found very good qualities, there's a few stages which surprised us a little... 75 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,800 > Actually, not just a little... 76 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:13,560 > So : Stage 57 : we all wonder why Jean-Edouard and Odile don't kiss in the scene of storm in Venice... 77 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:18,040 > Yes, why that ? Cause we want them to kiss... Anyhow, I wanted them to kiss... 78 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,720 > I don't know... I just didn't want it to be too clich�... 79 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:25,880 Well,it's so evident that I thought in might be more interesting if nothing happened for a while... 80 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:30,560 >I'm sorry, I disagree with you : why would we refuse this pleasure to our audience ? 81 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:37,200 This movie is for Christmas ; it's a fantastic present we want to offer to the spectator, we shouldn't be afraid of clich�, Xavier ! 82 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:38,400 >No,I'm supraOK ! 83 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:41,600 >You musn't forget it's a following : "Retour au bois joli" was a real success, 84 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:46,400 so for "Passion d'amour � Venise", there is a very big expectancy from audience, you've got to go, he ?! 85 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:50,800 >Everybody needs to know how Jean-Edouard and Odile will at least fall in love ! 86 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:58,920 Think : Jean-Edouard is good looking, Odile is good looking, they are in Venise, one of the most beautiful cities in the world... 87 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:04,000 You know Venise, don't you ? Go Xavier, don't be afraid ! People like postcards ! 88 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,200 Everybody likes sunsets, why would you refuse that ? 89 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:14,480 Put them on gondolas, hey ? 90 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:19,400 >I have to send the "domaine du Bois-Joli" 91 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,920 >Why Jean-Edouard ?... Why ? 92 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,840 >I'm going to divorce 93 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:35,080 >But does your wife know about it ? 94 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,840 >Yes, I told her everything... 95 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,680 >Oh, this is marvellous !!! 96 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,360 >Pfff... Ridiculous ! 97 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,400 >No, it's not ridiculous,... 98 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:50,800 >Think... 99 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:55,440 >You don't like love stories, you think it's ridiculous, but many people like love stories and don't think it's ridiculous ! 100 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,600 >So you accepted to create the following of that... 101 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:58,400 >Yeah ! 102 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,560 >Well, I hope you're well paid then... 103 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,560 >I am, it's better paid than my articles... 104 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,360 >And your book, it's over, isn't it ? 105 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,600 >I can't do everything at the same time, that's all... Lucas, do you like it ? 106 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,400 >Yes, I like it. 107 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:17,680 #Well, of course, it was not what I was dreaming of, but I think it's just a step : I learn, I learn a lot.# 108 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:20,840 >Who could that be ? 109 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,960 >Are you waiting for somebody ? 110 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:23,600 >No... 111 00:10:25,800 --> 00:10:33,200 #Five years ago, I wrote a book called "L'auberge Espagnole", I've never been able to find an editor, but I still try...# 112 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:51,200 >Prosim ? 113 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,800 >Ano... 114 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:55,920 >Co "ano" ? "Ano" kto ? "Ano" Co ? Preco "Ano" ? You don't want to say who you are, do you ? 115 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,200 Everybody says who he is on phone, why wouldn't you ? 116 00:10:58,920 --> 00:11:01,920 >What would you like me to say ? "It's your mother","It's your mom" ? 117 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:05,360 >I don't know, yes, it's what has to be said, people say it, I don't see why You wouldn't ! 118 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:10,000 >Oh, come on, it's not so terrible... You always want every single person to do like everybody ! It's for Pappou... 119 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,440 >Oh, hang on... 120 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,600 >Here we are, I was sure you had forgotten... 121 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:14,360 >Prosim ? 122 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:14,800 >... 123 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,800 >Just a minute Martine I'm on the other phone, I have to... 124 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,200 >... 125 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:24,000 >Oh, happy birthday ! No of course I hadn't forgotten ! 126 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,000 >Well Xavier, is that over ? 127 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,920 >Moment, mum, it's Martine on my mobile phone, I'll call you back, it's her birthday and... 128 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:30,240 >Ok, say her happy birthday from me if it's Martine... 129 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,200 >My mother says you happy birthday ! 130 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,400 >Oh, say her dobry den a dakujem ! 131 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,400 >And what time do you want me to come ? 132 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,400 >Well, this evening, he's waiting for you for dinner. 133 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,320 >Wait mum, I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to Martine 134 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:40,000 >... 135 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:43,400 >Ok,that's ok.Oh, I have to hang off... 136 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:46,000 >Wait, Xavier,Xavier... What is you code ? 137 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:45,600 >Mum, I'm not talking to you. 138 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,280 >Give me the code... 139 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:53,200 >Well, my new code is 20B10 140 00:11:54,800 --> 00:12:00,080 >I'm hanging off, I'm hanging off ! Wait mum, hang on, hang on, moment ! 141 00:12:00,080 --> 00:12:01,480 Hello Miss Lopez 142 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:05,200 >It's your task to go take your posts ! Your letter box is full since one week... 143 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,800 >Oh, I see you are in a hurry, could you please lend me a DVD ? 144 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:08,400 >Xavier !!! 145 00:12:08,400 --> 00:12:09,800 >Wait, I... 146 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:14,360 >Because, last time, when I gave you back DVDs,I could feel that I was bothering you. .. and so I felt bad about it because... 147 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,600 >Wait mum, I'm coming... 148 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,360 >I'll come back later 149 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:28,200 >It's ok now ? Can I talk ? Is it my turn ? Well, I delight on you for Pappou tonight... 150 00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:29,800 >Yes, of course, I'll be there 151 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:34,640 #HIM, my neighbour, is the most uninteresting guy in the world# 152 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,840 >Hey, you know what ? >What ? >The Big Bang... It no longer works ! 153 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,000 >What do you mean ? 154 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:44,400 >Universe's origin theory, the Big Bang, they told on radio this morning it no longer works : actually, they don't know ! 155 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,920 >Well no, actually we can't really know... 156 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:50,520 #If only he knew... When I write a story, I always think of Mister Bubaker# 157 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,920 #Because when I write a scene, I try to know what happens when it occurs to M. Anybody# 158 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,000 >I go to work too... 159 00:12:56,200 --> 00:13:02,360 #And He is M. Anybody, it's very unusual to meet one : there's not so many people like everybody in real life# 160 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,400 >Are you waiting for someone ? 161 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,200 >Nie 162 00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,400 >Ale, kto je to ? 163 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:08,000 >Neviem 164 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,200 >Barabara ! What does it mean ? 165 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,800 >I thought I could find you here ... 166 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,800 So it's her... 167 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:23,400 You deceive me, I thought at least you would choose a woman who... 168 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,800 >A woman who what ? 169 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,400 >Yes, a woman who what ? 170 00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:48,240 >Prosim ? 171 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,800 >What is she like, your girlfriend ? 172 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:53,000 >Oh, no no, it's not for my girlfriend 173 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,800 No, it's true, it's not for my girlfriend, I have no girlfriend, so... 174 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:58,800 >Ok, so what is she like, that girl who is not your girlfriend ? 175 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,960 >Well, she is ... a little smaller than you, she has less euh, she has smaller, euh... you know... 176 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,800 Actually, I don't know if she wears size 1 or 2 177 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:08,800 >I don't know, it depends if she's thinner than me. 178 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,400 Is she ... like that girl over there ? 179 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:21,600 >No, euh, more like that girl over there, but less ugly, eh ?! 180 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:28,520 >Ok, look, take size 2, anyway, your girlfriend can still exchange it ! 181 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,320 Cash desk, over there 182 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:36,320 #So here, let's have a break. Since one year, I'm single# 183 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,680 >I love your hair 184 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:48,400 >I'd rather you go out. >Really ? >Yes,I'm bashful 185 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,200 >You've got to leave very fast, it's not a problem for you, is it ? 186 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,600 >That's OK ! Don't freak out, I leave ! 187 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:56,000 >Wait, I don't say that to kick you out ! It's true 188 00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:01,200 >I told you not to freack out ! I leave, done ! Toto je bola super, I loved it, dakujem ! 189 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,600 >Wait, why do you talk to me that way ? 190 00:15:04,600 --> 00:15:07,000 >I talk to you that way because I'm very stupid ! 191 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:12,000 #That's it, I just wanted to say I'm single# 192 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,800 >Cau 193 00:15:23,880 --> 00:15:28,640 >Well let's keep going : that dress is really not for my girlfriend 194 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:33,000 >Ok,... No problem, I don't care 195 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,400 >No, it's just to tell you, I have no girlfriend, it's for the birthday of my ex girlfriend... 196 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:45,960 I give you my phone number >What for ? >I don't know, in case dress doesn' fit, so you can call me... 197 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,000 >Ok 198 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:55,800 >Seriously, I don't know, I've always dreamt to do that, I never ventured, and seeing you I thought I had to venture. 199 00:15:55,800 --> 00:16:00,520 Please, take my phone number, I really look stupid now... 200 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:06,400 You call me this evening, you have too, cause if you don't, you will never. Here you are. 201 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,160 >Well, I don't know... 202 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:16,080 >Yes you do, you have nothing to loose ! Anyway, if I were you, I would call me ! 203 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:28,080 >Moreover I wrote an article about Snowb. .. winter sports, they were very happy. 204 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,200 >But don't you write your novel any longer ? 205 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,520 >Yes,... No, well I know, but it's not easy... 206 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:42,680 And these little jobs are good because it enables me to pay my rent. 207 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,440 After I'll see, this is temporary 208 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:50,640 >Die pozor,preto je temporary, sometimes, it takes a long time... 209 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,600 >What do you mean ? 210 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:59,360 >You shouldn't forget to write the important things, you're good at it, i've always known it. 211 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,520 Well, let's have dinner, I'm hungry 212 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,600 >Ok, I'm going to call Aicha 213 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:14,200 >So, my little Xavier, when do you introduce me to your fianc� ? 214 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:22,000 >Oh, yes,... yes, it's true... 215 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:53,640 >Pfff... My size is 1, you know my size is one ! Actually, you think i'm fat ?! 216 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:55,800 >No, well we can change it if you want... 217 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,080 >And why do you offer me this, I never wear dresses ! 218 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,960 >What is you girls problem with dresses nowadays ?! 219 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,000 >First i'm not just "a" girl, 220 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:06,000 Two, it's a fact : i'm always wearing trousers, it's more useful for bicycle ! 221 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:14,560 Oh, but thank you very much, i mean, yes it's beautiful it's true... 222 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:16,800 Ho, you're going to say again that i'm annoying ! 223 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,400 >You're annoying. 224 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:22,400 >Oh, no no, thank you >Really? >No, really 225 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:39,200 >Hey, I have to go to social forum, in Porto Alegre, in Brasil, I can't miss it, can I ? 226 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,400 Could... Could you... 227 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,800 >Of course yes, no problem, i'll take care of Lucas. 228 00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,360 How are things going on ? Does he see his father sometimes ? 229 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:54,000 >If you don't mind I'd rather not to talk about it... 230 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,600 >Oh, is it that bad ? >Yeah 231 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:07,200 >Do you have somebody presently ? >No, you ? >No... 232 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,560 >So nice to be around 3O... 233 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:19,600 >Prosim ? Katia ? 234 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:25,200 Oh, yes ! Ako sa mas ? Mi, dobre ! It's so cool you call me ! 235 00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:33,040 Of course I can place you ! No, you don't disturb me... What are you doing now ? 236 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,600 >Bonjour! >Bonjour! >Come... 237 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:05,320 >Want some more milk coffee ? >No, I really have to go now... 238 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:09,320 Oh, I just wanted to tell you,euh... >What ? 239 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:15,400 >I know it's stupid but I just wanted to tell you that... I never do that... 240 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:21,840 >Well, we keep on touch ?! >Yeah 241 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:37,360 >Are you in love ? >Well, at least, something is happening with her... 242 00:21:37,360 --> 00:21:39,720 >By the way, I'd like you to introduce me to her, generally, I like black girls. 243 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:42,520 >You anyway, you like all that has a pussy at the moment ! 244 00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,800 >No, why are you saying that ? 245 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,160 >You perfectly know what I mean, you're sneeking all girls around... 246 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:53,440 Lately, you've been neglecting me : I can be here or not, it's the same. 247 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:56,000 >Stop that ! >Stop what ? 248 00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:02,000 >Euh, i'm sorry to ask that but I'm in a shit presently... 249 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:08,000 Actually, Thomas' girlfriend got rid of him, and I have to give him back his flat, he comes tomorrow with all his luggage... 250 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,200 Could I come to live at your's ? 251 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,000 >Yep, of course, no problem Xavier. 252 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,000 >Oh really ? >What ? 253 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:18,360 >He detrains like that, in our home, and you don't even ask for my opinion? 254 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:22,000 >No ! You're annoying presently Caro, you won't stop pulling me ahead ! 255 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:27,000 I remind you that Our home is My home, and that if I want to invite my friend I won't ask for your opinion ! 256 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,960 >Wait, actually, if it's not a good moment, I... 257 00:22:29,960 --> 00:22:32,000 >Ok, I understood... 258 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,600 >Wait, I feel embarassed now, I hope it's not... 259 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:46,080 >No, no, it's very good ! It's very good like that. 260 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,240 Well, that's cool ! When do you come ? 261 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,640 >Oh you're already here ! 262 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,320 >It's cool ! Well set up ? Way was good ? 263 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:28,720 >You know, I wanted to say you, I won't annoy you because anyway I have so much work ! 264 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:34,520 >No problem, I'm no longer with Caro. We are both single, my friend ! 265 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:37,040 >That's great ! >It's cool! >That's great ! 266 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:37,840 >Come over here... 267 00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:43,280 >Here we are, come in, do you like it ? 268 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,000 >Waou, this is so nice ! >Did you see ? Xavier... 269 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,280 >I think you already met... 270 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,800 >Oh, yes, we already met. Bonjour ! 271 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:55,200 >Yes, I remember. Well, I go to... 272 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:56,000 >Here it is, I'm going to show you around ! 273 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,760 >It's beautiful. >Oh, it's not so... 274 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:07,760 >You do the design ? >Yep, let's go to the room, shall we ? It's right there... 275 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:37,680 >So, you see Lucas, trees are not spoiled when they have their taps cut like that... It's good for them actually. 276 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:42,600 >Take my phone number, so I can come and I'll tell you, ok? 277 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,000 >It's nice. >Oh no, it's natural : 06... 278 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,800 >Come on, let's go ! 279 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:54,200 >Well, thank you ! It's very nice cause it's been week that it's dying on my balcony and I don't know what to do. 280 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,000 >Of course, but flowers need attention, he ?! 281 00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,880 >It's incredible, people think nature is growing all by itself ! But No ! We humans have to take care of it ! 282 00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:08,560 And by the way, Forbe is a classical one : people always give it too much water. Less than one sprinkle a week ! 283 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:11,920 >But I'll come to your home and I will tell you,he ?! >Thank you, it's really nice... 284 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,880 #Here it is : to begin, it's that day that she met that guy, that Mr. Plane Tree, but moreover, afterwards...# 285 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,560 >Yes, just a minute ! 286 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:31,080 #Yes, so, it's that day that Martine had to leave for Bresil, as if my life was not already enough untidy...# 287 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:35,840 >Happy to have at least recovered the prince, she accepted to marry him. 288 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:41,080 The wedding lasted an entire week and all inhabitants of the kingdom were conveyed. 289 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:46,400 They lived a long time in their beautiful chateau and got many children. 290 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,840 >Well, now you have to sleep Lucas, do you want to go to the toilets ? 291 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,960 Oh, Lucas, do you want to go to toilets before sleeping ? 292 00:25:57,120 --> 00:26:00,560 >And mum, she still didn't find a prince, did she ? 293 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:08,000 >Oh, I don't know, she didn't tell you about it ? No 294 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:14,960 >Well, so she didn't find one... But it's not grave you know : she's beautiful, she's intelligent, you have a... 295 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:16,800 #If only he knew how much I had loved his mother...# 296 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,000 A beautiful castle... #I guess Martine didn't tell him# 297 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,400 #How could she explain that ?# 298 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:29,960 >So, I've dated 7 guys, well, 7 princes, ... and I lived in several chateaux 299 00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:35,320 And Xavier is the fourth prince I've known... And today,hum... 300 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:42,720 I'm on several guys at the same time, several princes, I don't really know, I hesite... 301 00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:51,440 I met one last week in diskoteka. .. Well, it's like a bal, a big bal, and I attracts him a lot. 302 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,800 Well, he doesn't have an enormous chateau but he has a big motorbike. 303 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,160 Hey, you would like it, he ?! 304 00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,040 And... It's complicated... 305 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:10,600 Even if things went well between us, it's still too early to know if there will be a wedding, you see ? 306 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:22,760 And moreover, many people in the kingdom say that if it's him, they won't come to the wedding... 307 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:35,040 >Don't cry mum. 308 00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,320 >What's wrong Lucas ? 309 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,200 >And what do we do with apple : You want more, you don't want anymore ? 310 00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:17,000 >I don't want anymore >There is some left, hey ?!>Yes 311 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:18,600 >You don't want anymore... 312 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:29,280 >Oh, look who's coming ! It's mum ! 313 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:51,200 >Well, he has been very ill, he's so tired, he needs to sleep >Does he ? 314 00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:58,200 >So, I'll put him in bed. I'm so tired ! Me too I'm tired !!! 315 00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,720 >The doctor came cause I was ill. 316 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:15,000 >So how was Porto Alegre ? >It was fantastic ! Can you imagine 216 countries were represented ?! 317 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:19,960 >Every continents were present : Chili, Mali, Monte Negro, Tibet... 318 00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:27,400 It was so touching to assist to that. You really feel like you're a part of this planet when you see that! 319 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,320 >So, did you all agree to save the world which is running to it's end ?! 320 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:39,520 >Wait... You can laugh at that, but it's a fact today that globalisation is not only a source of progress. 321 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:44,360 And that it's important to join to fight against disasters that can very fast become ineluctable. 322 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,840 >Impressive, you know your text ! 323 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,160 >What's up with you ? Why are you upset ? 324 00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:53,680 >Because me, meanwhile you're saving the world, I take care of your son who is ill 325 00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,960 and that it's been 3 nights that I didn't sleep, and that I... 326 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:00,160 >You what ?! You don't do anything and you have never done anything of your life ! 327 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:03,320 >Me?! >What do you think your doing with your stupid love story ? 328 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,040 You give dreams to young teenage girls who read their stupid books in the train ! 329 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:12,120 "They kissed in front the sunset..." >Bullshit ! 330 00:30:12,280 --> 00:30:14,760 What kind of dream do you give them ? Only shit in rods ! 331 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,920 You know what Xavier ? What you do is stupid, everything that you write since 2 years is stupid 332 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:23,080 And if I tell you that, it's because I know you could do much better ! 333 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:30,200 >Wait, I... >No, You don't care : you make your bacon alone, you are cool, everything is perfect ! 334 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:38,320 It's so easy criticize when one's move and fight against pollution, exclusion, violence... 335 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,200 against real stuff of real life ! It's so easy for somebody like you to jibe, for sure... 336 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:48,760 >I'm not jibing... >You are just a parasite >What ? 337 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:56,160 >You are a parasite!!! You are cool in your hammock chair telling your stupid love story and...it's perfect for you. 338 00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,160 Well, please don't change anything, it seems to satisfy you... 339 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:36,080 >Prosim? >Yes, it's me... Pardon me,hey ? Really... 340 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:43,920 And... Well, thank you for Lucas... I... 341 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:58,000 >I have a twin brother, Jean-Sebastien, he looks just like me... 342 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:04,120 >Oh, yes, this is good... 343 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:09,560 Fuck... 344 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,760 >Do you want to go ? Yes, maybe. 345 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:23,800 >Are you ok ? 346 00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:31,520 >How could I write a love story ?! I don't know anything about love... 347 00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:37,440 I'm an egoist, I care only for my ass... >Euh, no... >Yes, I do... 348 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:42,040 >Die pozor ! Hang me strongly ! >I do, let's go now. 349 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:59,440 >Be careful, here we have to stop, we'll cross in two times... >ok >Otherwise it's dangerous. 350 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,880 >Tell me, when do you introduce me to your fianc�e? >Oh, yes, I forgot again... 351 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,440 >How come ? You shouldn't forget, it's important ! >Yes, I know. 352 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,400 #When will you introduce me to your fianc� ?# 353 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:15,760 #I don't know why but that question my grandfather was asking me everytime was becoming an obsession.# 354 00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:19,560 #I thought I had to find the good girl, fast, very fast, before he dies.# 355 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:27,560 >Hi, Katia ? >Oh ok, sorry... >Really ? But when will she come back from Senegal? 356 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:34,240 Forget about it, it was Xavier. No, thank you, bye ! 357 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:59,000 >What's up ? >Could you come just a second ? I have something to ask you. 358 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,600 >I'm coming. 359 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:09,640 >Are you ok? Did you have a good day ? >What do you want Xavier ? 360 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:15,480 >Look I have a very big favour to ask you. Something you'll hate to do, but that you must accept to do... 361 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:20,200 >What is it ? >I was wondering : in all your clothes, do you have a dress ? 362 00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:23,720 >A dress ?! >Ok, forget about it, it won't be possible... 363 00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,560 >Shit, this will be hard... >I have no dress ! 364 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:35,240 What do you want me to do with a dress ? >Forget about it, I'm sorry. 365 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:42,800 >We agreed, you don't crack out at some moment, shouting "I can't continue, I'm a lesbian", ok ? 366 00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:46,200 >Stop, I'm here, it's ok ! >I'm just warning you, that's all... 367 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,720 >Yes, but I'm not far from drop it all, I wonder what I'm doing here... It's just ridiculous 368 00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:51,480 >No, it's not ridiculous ! >Yes it is ! 369 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,280 >Would you like me to go back to the car to get it, my love ? 370 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:59,840 >Oh, no, there's no need, we'll go later... after the dinner. 371 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,040 But it's very nice from you muy sweetheart. 372 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,240 >Well, I guess we can do it very well by another way... 373 00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:09,000 >Oh, this is very beautiful here ! 374 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,800 >Stop that Isabelle, you're not going to talk that way, he ? 375 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,800 >It's the way you wanted me to behave. 376 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:15,720 >Stop, try to keep focused ! 377 00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:20,000 I put my finger on the bell... >Ok, ok 378 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,640 >Hey, what are you doing, I'm not ready ! 379 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,760 >It's so nice to meet you !Please come in ! 380 00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,720 Come in, don't stay in the entrance ! 381 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:42,800 Oh, be careful ! >Sorry, fuck ! >Hello my boy 382 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:49,720 Follow me, I'm so happy to meet you ! >Oh, me too, really ! 383 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:58,960 Oh, it's really very beautiful here ! >Stop, don't talk that way ! 384 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:05,400 >Do you want to know my age ? I'm 98. I saw 3 wars. 385 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:13,800 >Oh, this is wonderful, extraordinary. .. >Yes, I was born in 1906. >1906? 386 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,480 >But we shouldn't talk about me, I don't want to be boring. 387 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,400 Can you imagine ? If I told you my life, it would take hours ! 388 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:30,400 Let's talk about you, Mademoiselle, I'm so happy my grandson has a fianc�e, so pretty ! 389 00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:38,600 >Oh, no...I'm not... >Oh yes, I insist ! Very pretty ! >Well, thanks a lot, it's very nice from you. 390 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,960 >So, tell me what you do in life. 391 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:51,560 >Well... I work for a TV channel where I am financial journalist. 392 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:59,160 So, what does it mean ? It means that I work in the world of stock exchange. 393 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:08,200 That's it : I collect a whole set of little pieces of information about financial markets, stock, 394 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,000 Things to sell, things to buy... 395 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:16,840 because traders need... euh, people who work in stock exchange need a lot of info...rmation. 396 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,000 about many different... subjects. 397 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,920 >But who is interested by that ? 398 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:29,280 >Oh, many people : you have to know that there is 450 managment companies only in Paris... 399 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:35,000 It's a very competitive sector : everybody is fighting against everybody and everybody need these informations. 400 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,600 Moreover, it's a world where everything goes very fast, a lot of money floats... 401 00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:43,600 For example, once, I knew before everybody that certain asiatic financial markets were collapsing. 402 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,040 So I had to react like that, immediately,... 403 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:50,200 and for all operators who manage assets, it can make the same effect as a bomb. 404 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:55,240 Then you have to be present, cause any information you give can have enormous consequences on planete's economy ! 405 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:56,400 What ? 406 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:10,520 >Hold firm just one more hour, we'll have dinner now, just one hour please ! 407 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,280 >No ! We leave ! >Come on, one hour, it's not long ! 408 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:24,200 >Hey, I understood now why you were hiding ! Come here, let's have dinner... 409 00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:27,040 >Go first >No, You go first ! >Go first ! 410 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,920 >Come, come please come ! 411 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:09,160 >I feel dirty ! Being a prude... 412 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:14,280 I'm sorry to tell you that Xavier, but the woman you're looking for doesn't exist ! 413 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:19,760 You have to grow up, it's like you wanted to find a princess, or even worse : an heroin of serial... 414 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:25,160 But you have to stop dreaming Xavier, princess only exist in fairy tales 415 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,840 What we've done is really stupid. 416 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,160 >Why should I stop dreaming ? 417 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:45,480 >Isabelle, let's go out, shall we ? >Oh, yes, cause now... But this time, I choose what we do. 418 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:57,120 >Make him very beautiful ! 419 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:03,400 >I thank you : after I feel just like the king of the world and I don't want to... 420 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,720 >Oh, you guys are ok ! 421 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,720 >Xavier is quite hot like that ! 422 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,000 >We go to bed 423 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,000 >Are you ok ? >Yep, I'm fine. 424 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,360 >Waou, your wife is going to be pretty ! >Yep, when will she be ready, my wife ? 425 00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:26,880 >Oh, it's enough... 426 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400 >That's it, it's better like that, isn't it ? >Ok, I understood ! 427 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,200 >Come on, move your ass ! >It fits quite good on him ! 428 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:45,880 >Oh, I didn't introduce you to my wife ! Darling, here's my secretary... 429 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:52,200 >Oh, my phone... >Is it yours darling ? >Yes, it's mine... 430 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:57,400 >Prosim ? >Prosim ? Is it Xavier on line ? >Hi, yes it's me. 431 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,320 >Oh my sweety chick ! >Euh, no, it's Isabelle... 432 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:07,160 >Are you ok ? >Yes, yes, why ? >I don't know, you have a small voice... 433 00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:12,800 >It's just that Lucas' father just came to pick him up and... 434 00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:20,640 >Oh, super >And... Lucas sleeps there >Well, it's quite good he came to take his son, isn't it ? 435 00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:25,640 >My wife spends much of her time on phone... But it could be her lover. 436 00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:29,960 >And now I'm alone >But who is calling you so late ? 437 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,720 >But it's important for your son not to see only women... 438 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:43,480 >Yes, of course, it's great, but it's just that... Can i come to see you ? 439 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:56,880 >Euh... Yes, come over here, no really come, you won't derange. 440 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,400 >You have make up ! >Do I ? Oh, no, I don't know... >But it's cute, hey ?! 441 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:14,760 >I see you have fun between girlfriends ! >So what's wrong ? 442 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:22,000 >Hi Martine ! How are you doing ? >Hi, how are you ? >Oh, I'm happy to see you, come in ! 443 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,400 >Come in, we'll sit down. 444 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,440 >You know what ? It's really funny cause last week, somebody offered me Martine at camping and... 445 00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:29,200 I didn't have this one ! 446 00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,280 >To sum up, it's not easy... 447 00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:48,360 People must think we are stranded heterosexual ! >Well, they may be right ! 448 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:07,160 >Wait, I think this is a very bad idea... >It's just for tonight. 449 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:15,800 >No, I assure you, we are really doing something stupid >Ho, you are really stranded actually ! 450 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:20,600 >I'm not stranded, I just don't desire it ! It's just a matter of envy. 451 00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,400 I like you very much but I dont' want to have sex with you again, that's it. 452 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,800 And you neither, by the way, I don't know why you want to do that... 453 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:33,280 >I have the feeling I'm irritating. >You're not ! >I will never find a boyfriend. 454 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,160 You're right, I'm to annoying. 455 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:45,640 I just got separated from Bruno. Did I tell you about him ? 456 00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:53,080 >Euh... I'm sorry but presently, you're changing so usually that... I can't follow you... 457 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:59,760 >But I don't understand : since you, I can't find a boy who would be ... I don't know... 458 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:07,160 >It's because you are too demanding. You're looking for a perfect guy who doesn't exist. 459 00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:14,160 You believe in Santa Claus. You're grown up Martine ! Stop believing in Mr. Perfect ! 460 00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,000 React, react !! 461 00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,640 >Come, let's go in my room. 462 00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:34,000 >What's happening to you ? Why are you crying for so stupid thing ? 463 00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:38,000 You are annoying, it's a fact, but still : you're pretty, you're intelligent... 464 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:42,880 I don't know, many guys are like you so much ! >Oh, I don't give a damn ! 465 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000 >Imagine if you were boring, ugly, very stupid and that you didn't please anybody... 466 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,560 I would understand but things aren't so bad ! 467 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:58,400 >Who are these guys who like me ? >Well, I don't know... 468 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,680 Hey, Patrick for example, he told me he was crazy about you. 469 00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,160 >Did he ? >Yeah ! 470 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,600 >He told you : "Martine makes me crazy" ?! 471 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:17,280 >Yes ! You look suprised ! You have something attractive you know ! 472 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,800 >Oh, it's ok, you tell it as if... 473 00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,680 Can I sleep with you tonight ? 474 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,960 Prosim... 475 00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,320 >Ok, if you want... 476 00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:50,720 >Oh, shit !!! 477 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,640 >Oh, thank you, I'm happy to have stayed with you. 478 00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:11,280 >Yeah, well actually, you can't stay here now, cause a girlfriend of mine will arrive soon. 479 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,240 >What then ? It's not a problem... 480 00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:19,600 >Just tell her the truth. That we are old friends and we didn't have sex. 481 00:47:19,720 --> 00:47:25,000 >Yes, of course. >Is she your girlfriend ? >Yep 482 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:30,320 >Hum... So you have a girl friend... >No, not really 483 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,840 >Is she or isn't she your girlfriend ? 484 00:47:33,280 --> 00:47:36,280 >I don't have A girlfriend, I have girlfriends ! What do you want ?! 485 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,360 >No, do you have a girlfriend or not ? 486 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,520 >I have none, I have many, am I clear ? 487 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:47,680 >Ouh... I had forgotten how you were ! Get worked up alone ! It's ok, I go ! 488 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,880 >Yes, go I told you, cause she will arrive and it will be a mess ! 489 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:58,600 Wait, I'm sorry but I have my life, you didn't let me time this night that this morning would be a mess ! 490 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:07,720 Cau, sorry for what I told you, I was worked up, and afraid you could see each other. 491 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:08,640 >It's ok, I understand... 492 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:14,920 >Who is she ? >She's nobody 493 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:20,440 >Am I nobody ?! Am I nobody ?! 494 00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:27,280 Look, you have you life, I have mine, no problem, but for me you will always be someone ! 495 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,400 Always ! In front of anybody. 496 00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,920 >Who is she, Xavier ? 497 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,320 >She's nobody, just my ex-girlfriend, Martine, I already talked to you about her. 498 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,840 >Not so "ex" as you tell, i can see... 499 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:39,240 >Yes, she's my ex, it's finished, totally finished, come on, enter ! 500 00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,880 >One enters, one goes out... It doesn't seem to be a problem for you... 501 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,200 >No, you can't understand... 502 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,320 >Actually, you are a guy who likes to get many girls, aren't you ? You just don't care... 503 00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:51,520 >Yes, exactly, I'm a guy like that, and if it's a problem, you can leave. 504 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,400 >Is that a way to talk to me ? 505 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:58,800 >YES, IT IS !!! Because you're all annoying, you're all stupid... And,... Do you understand that ? SO LEAVE !!! 506 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:05,080 >Asswhole >Yes, yes, I'm an asswhole, yes ! 507 00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:12,360 >What's wrong with you, how can you talk to them that way ? Are you stupid ? 508 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:17,360 >Wait, who is that girl, what am I ? This is none of you business ! 509 00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,680 >Calm down Xavier, she didn't do anything to you... 510 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,440 >Wait, I what ?! What allows her to talk to me ? 511 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,160 You, it's your home, I don't care if you take your prostitutes at home, but they are not... 512 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,000 >Shit, Xavier ?! 513 00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:32,480 >It's not easy for a middle aged woman to find a good man 514 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:37,640 Good men are unusual nowadays, you know... >Yes, yes, I know... 515 00:49:38,240 --> 00:49:42,680 >I will introduce you to him but you don't say anything, no comment, ok ? 516 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,080 >Come one mum, it' s ok, you're not 15 ! 517 00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,880 I know what it is not to find the good person at first try ! 518 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:52,560 Don't be afraid, on that subject, I'm experienced ! 519 00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:54,840 Anyway, humans are a strange species... 520 00:49:55,080 --> 00:50:00,840 Did you know that hippopotamus choose another hippopotamus and stay their whole life with the same one ? 521 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:05,000 Did you know it ? >No... 522 00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:10,680 >It's marvellous, isn't it ? >Yep... 523 00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:18,240 >Is it here ?! >Yes >Does he live here ? 524 00:50:18,360 --> 00:50:21,440 >Yes, he does. >And you too ? >Since 3 months today. 525 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:25,360 >Waou, now I understand ! >What do you understand ? >I understand why he's a good man ! 526 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,040 >Oh, stop that, will you ? >Hey, I know why you are with him ! 527 00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,160 >You told you wouldn't make any comment. 528 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,840 >Are you freaking out ? >No ! >Yes you're freaking out ! 529 00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,360 >You're the one who is going to freak me out for real if you keep going ! 530 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:43,040 >Before it was easy, world was shared in two parts : Capitalists/Marxists, exploiters/exploited, right/left. 531 00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:47,000 Well, it was a pretty good order. But today, all these oppositions are over ! 532 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:51,880 Actually,today, you have : the world of people who show naked women and the world of people who try to hide them ! 533 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:56,960 Actually, the real opposition in today's world is here : on the image we have of women. 534 00:50:57,320 --> 00:50:58,640 >Yep, this is not false... 535 00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,880 #Well, I had managed to finish a new version of the senario.# 536 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,840 #But when I arrived in France T�l�vision, a little surprise was waiting for me...# 537 00:51:21,240 --> 00:51:25,600 #They told me that an Australian satellite bouquet,... or Deutch# 538 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:30,040 >TelSetsi is the silent partner of channel t�l�passion through the numerical bouquet Eurosat 2000... 539 00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,240 >I'll be right back... 540 00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:36,360 #Yes, that's the point : it was a story of buying back a bouquet by some company...# 541 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:41,080 #But in any case, Passion d'Amour � Venise had became a co-production with BBC2# 542 00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:43,760 #So sc�nario had to be in english from now on.# 543 00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,760 >Waou, so much... 544 00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:51,080 #Something had occured with their counterparts from BBC, they were gathering a pool of scenarists...# 545 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:53,240 #Anyway, I still had the pleasure to hear :# 546 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,480 >We are sorry, cause we know how much you were personnaly involved in that project... 547 00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:02,320 #But he specified me that all that was due to hazardousness of globalisation.# 548 00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:06,480 >You're a victim of globalisation, Xavier... #It comforted me...# 549 00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:09,360 >Wait, I do speak english ! 550 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:16,480 >What do you mean ? Do you think that you can keep writting the sc�nario in english ? 551 00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:20,400 >Of course I can, I can write in english, I already wrote several sc�nari in english ! 552 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,600 >Can we see it to submit it to our co-producer ? 553 00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:29,720 >Yes, euh... Actually it's gonna be complicated cause... I wrote these sc�nari when I was in Barcelona for a... 554 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:34,280 >By the way, I think the production company of edition went bankrupt... 555 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:07,200 #That's it : a love story, it's first of all a story...# 556 01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:34,440 >I was given the name of your english sc�narist, they knew her very well... 557 01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,480 >Oh, really ? 558 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,840 >So, they accept the idea of your collagoration, you may go to London as soon as you want. 559 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:44,480 >I took care of everything : your trips will be repaid to you and for your fees in london, it shouldn't be a problem neither. 560 01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,000 >Perfect ! Dakujem ! 561 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:52,800 >I think we owe that to you... 562 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:07,880 #I've always known that Wendy was like a sister, like a mirror of me. That day, I discover I was not alone to have problems.# 563 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:13,040 #Wendy is a good girl, she had certainly been very much in love with that guy to be in such a shape.# 564 01:05:13,040 --> 01:05:15,480 #How did she manage to go out with a guy like this one ?# 565 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:21,720 #How is it possible, just aligning sincere moments one after the other one, to arrive in such a terrible position ?# 566 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:23,760 #Who could want that ?# 567 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:30,400 #I can't remember how, we finally managed to begin to work.# 568 01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,960 #After breakfast, we were working hours with no break.# 569 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,800 #When we couldn't work anymore, we were going to eat at the restaurant nearby.# 570 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:15,680 #We were going to bed late : even after work, we couldn't really stop talking together...# 571 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,600 >Hello, Mr Rousseau ? Amy Shalerman speaking. 572 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:50,920 Yes, Hello, tell me, have you ever heard about a C�lia Shellburn ? >Yes, of course... 573 01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,480 >Oh really ? Cause I heard about her first time last week. 574 01:08:54,720 --> 01:09:04,320 She's 24, and she's going to write her memoirs, so she has many things to tell, and you'll have many things to write ! 575 01:09:04,640 --> 01:09:09,400 #Very rapidly, I had to go back to Paris : I had to begin the other work with C�lia Shellburn.# 576 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:15,680 >so, code is 46B28. 577 01:10:16,960 --> 01:10:21,920 >I have red wine and diet Coke. 578 01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,440 >I love that kind of... 579 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,120 >it was... funny... 580 01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:44,920 >We can speak french if you prefer : I speak french too... 581 01:10:45,120 --> 01:10:48,200 >Oh, you (informal) speak... you (formal) speak french too ?! Well, ok, no problem 582 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:06,400 >At 18, I had already gone all around the world several times. >Waou, ok... 583 01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:39,000 >It's really awful you know, to be very well-known... >Yes, I can imagine it. 584 01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:47,400 >Can we see "bateau-mouche" passing by night ? Yes, it's wonderful, I do love it. 585 01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:50,600 >Oh, I've always dreamt to see it ! 586 01:11:52,480 --> 01:11:54,920 >C�lia, I've got to go ! 587 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,840 I didn't see the time 588 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:21,240 #In morning, she was always taking a rotten little croissant from the Pakistanese grossery next door.# 589 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:26,440 #I tried to tell her several times, but she insisted, giving the pretext that she liked the...# 590 01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,560 >"French breakfast". 591 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:32,240 #Me, on the other hand, as I do everytime I go abroad, I insisted to get used to country's traditions :# 592 01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,400 #So, it was eggs and bacon !# 593 01:12:56,240 --> 01:13:00,600 #At the begining, we just wanted to have a little walk together, to show her Paris...# 594 01:13:01,040 --> 01:13:08,280 #And time had gone forward and I felt we didn't want to split. We wanted that walk not to be just a little walk.# 595 01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:10,640 #We wanted a longer walk.# 596 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:35,280 #At some moment, I don't really remember why, nor how, but this happened...# 597 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:54,360 #I felt her hand saying me :# >Really ? You think ? Are you sure ? 598 01:13:54,520 --> 01:14:00,200 #And my hand answered :# >Yes, I'm sure. I have desire, and I can feel you have this desire too. 599 01:14:01,120 --> 01:14:06,120 #I felt her hand holding me more firmly, she felt desire too !# 600 01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:09,080 #It's crazy to see how these moment are strong :# 601 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:15,680 #A thing that lasts in a whole 12 seconds in your life and that remains in your memory forever !# 602 01:14:15,920 --> 01:14:21,040 #Habitually, a love story stops here in movies : the best in a story, it's not to tell the following.# 603 01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,320 #But rightly : the most interesting IS the following...# 604 01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:28,520 >Leave me ! Leave me ! >I don't want you to leave ! Stay here ! 605 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:34,680 >Leave me ! Leave me ! >Stay ! Stay !... >No !!! 606 01:14:35,680 --> 01:14:39,920 >Fuck ! Neus, what the hell are you doing ? Neus ?! 607 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:46,680 >But Neus ! I can't believe it ! Neus, what are you doing ?! 608 01:15:17,960 --> 01:15:20,520 #I have the feeling that with Neus, we needed to live that kind of experience...# 609 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:25,040 #As if we wanted to prove ourselves that if we were able to live crazy experiences like that, it comforted us...# 610 01:15:25,040 --> 01:15:26,720 #It proofed that we loved each other.# 611 01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:51,680 >You know, it's kinda perturbing to work with you... >Really ? Why ? 612 01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:59,720 >Because one month ago, you were like a stranger for me, and now, I tell you my life, you're going to write it... 613 01:17:00,720 --> 01:17:06,760 You're becoming something like my miror... and I hope you don't think I'm too superficial... 614 01:17:06,760 --> 01:17:12,840 >No, not at all ! You are a pampered child, but you have a lot of personality. 615 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:17,440 >Really, do you think so ? >Yes, and you are a beautiful person... 616 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:37,080 >You're going to reach your dream ! 617 01:18:02,400 --> 01:18:07,680 #Next morning, everything had changed : even my scooter wasn't the really the same.# 618 01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:20,960 #With Wendy, we've decided to leave : we met her brother in Saint Petersburg.# 619 01:26:21,360 --> 01:26:29,400 #Begining a story with a girl, it's like going on a trip : it's by going far together that we can know if we are closed.# 620 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:09,120 #Wiliam took us to his home. He was leaving with his bride and his future parents-in-law in a Communolka# 621 01:27:09,120 --> 01:27:12,920 #A communautary flat they were sharing with several families.# 622 01:32:29,840 --> 01:32:34,000 >In Moscow ? You are in Moscow ? Well, I don't know... 623 01:32:34,080 --> 01:32:38,240 No, I didn't say that ! It's true it's not far... Yeah, why not ! 624 01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:42,520 Two days ? Ok... 625 01:32:46,240 --> 01:32:56,200 Well, I don't know if I can... No, yes, of course I want to but... Ok. Yeah, great, i'll call you back. 626 01:35:41,400 --> 01:35:46,080 #Any normal guy would have run after her after hearing that.# 627 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:53,960 #I didn't move... Or actually, it's the train that moved... and I let it go...# 628 01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:34,240 >Oh, I'm so happy to see you ! 629 01:37:34,240 --> 01:37:44,000 I was alone in Moscow... and I became bored, and I thought you were in Russia too, and I thought : "That's stupid, we have to meet !" 630 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:48,800 I'm so glad you came ! You really are a nice boyfriend ! 631 01:38:06,240 --> 01:38:12,760 #When I saw her I thought she was so beautiful, and I thought "No doubt, C�lia is really a girl who makes people dream..."# 632 01:38:13,960 --> 01:38:16,920 #She barely exists in reality cause she's so beautiful.# 633 01:38:21,080 --> 01:38:24,840 #It must be amazing to spend a lifetime with a woman like her.# 634 01:40:47,640 --> 01:40:51,400 #I can remember the sapoffer was peacefully pestling bass...# 635 01:40:51,960 --> 01:40:55,720 #After all, it's the job of a bass box. It's to do that.# 636 01:41:01,200 --> 01:41:05,560 #Must believe we like grave : we all want to vibrate# 637 01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:21,240 #C�lia is the equivalent as woman of the ideal dimensions street.# 638 01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:26,240 #We don't have much time on earth, so necesarily, at the begining, we have the desire to live in that street.# 639 01:41:44,000 --> 01:41:47,560 #I would have loved spending hours just watching a girl like that one.# 640 01:41:50,680 --> 01:41:57,080 #Just watching her living, watching her walking, just being rocked by the swaying of her skirt.# 641 01:41:57,080 --> 01:42:01,280 #Just getting drunk at watching the movement of tissue moving on her body.# 642 01:42:56,720 --> 01:43:00,720 #I think that show would have been enought for me for an entire life.# 643 01:43:00,720 --> 01:43:03,400 #But is it possible to live like that ? # 644 01:43:05,680 --> 01:43:11,200 #I felt I had to do what everybody was asking me to do : I had to stop dreaming... to come back to real life.# 645 01:43:10,520 --> 01:43:17,440 >Hey, you bitch ! Your street, you know what ? Your street is ugly. 646 01:44:14,360 --> 01:44:18,800 >I left 3 messages to Wendy, I don't understand... 647 01:44:18,400 --> 01:44:23,880 >Why is she avoiding me that way ? >Stop freaking out ! Anyway she'll call you back at least, no doubt ! 648 01:44:23,880 --> 01:44:28,520 Right now, she's with her familly, her brother's getting married, it's normal, let her breath, too ! 649 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:31,400 >Shit !!! 650 01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:39,360 >Yes mum >Do you know I repainted the kitchen ? >Yes I know it, you told me the day before yesterday ! 651 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:42,800 Wait mum, I have another call. I leave you, I'll call you back. 652 01:45:48,800 --> 01:45:55,440 >What is the problem with love ?! How come we're becoming crazy like that ? Can you imagine the time we spend ruminating on it ?! 653 01:45:55,440 --> 01:45:57,360 When you're alone, you complain : "Will I find someone ?". 654 01:45:57,360 --> 01:46:01,320 When you have someone : "Is she the good one ? Do I really love her and does she love me as much as I love her ?" 655 01:46:01,320 --> 01:46:06,360 Is it possible to love several persons in one's life ? Why do we split ? Can we fix things when we feel we're loosing control ? 656 01:46:06,360 --> 01:46:08,960 All these stupid questions we keep asking ourselves ! 657 01:46:08,960 --> 01:46:11,200 Though, we can't say we're inexperimented : we are prepared ! 658 01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:17,640 We read love stories, we read tales, we read love novels, we watch love movies... Love, love, love !!! 659 01:46:24,040 --> 01:46:26,120 >What if you just called her back ? 660 01:47:48,000 --> 01:47:54,160 #Though, it's crazy all that masquerade where everybody plays : "It will be forever..."# 661 01:47:54,160 --> 01:47:57,960 #We can't avoid being touched. We can't avoid wanting to believe in it.# 662 01:47:57,960 --> 01:48:02,960 #"Most beautiful day of my life, for the best and for the worst aetcetera...# 663 01:48:22,240 --> 01:48:27,800 #Ok, let's fill in the album, we'll remember it our whole life, after we'll have to remember this day...# 664 01:48:27,800 --> 01:48:32,040 #It's like the gravestone of our love which will live forever...# 665 01:48:32,040 --> 01:48:35,080 #It's incredible : I can't believe in it anymore myself.# 666 01:52:20,640 --> 01:52:25,040 >Hey do I look like a girl who dances farandole ? >Come on, we don't care ! >Sure... 667 01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:12,920 >Is that ok ? >Yes 668 01:55:38,720 --> 01:55:52,640 #So, This is me... I'll soon be 30, still single...with my face of ME.with nothing to do about it.I'm me,stupidly me...# 669 01:56:11,320 --> 01:56:15,360 #No, that is too stupid, that's not what had to be done.# 670 01:57:49,400 --> 01:57:54,280 #I reconsidered all the girls with who I had been, with who I had had sex, or even that I had just desired.# 671 01:57:54,280 --> 01:58:00,840 #I thought they were like russian dolls : we spend our lifetime playing that game.# 672 01:58:00,840 --> 01:58:06,000 #We are curious to know who will be the last one, the very smaller which was hidden since the beginning in all others.# 673 01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:10,440 #We can't catch it directly : we have to follow a progress# 674 01:58:10,720 --> 01:58:16,080 #You have to open it, one after the other one, wondering each time : "Is she the last one ?"# 675 01:58:18,560 --> 01:58:21,080 #Shit, I didn't have time to finish.# 676 01:58:28,880 --> 01:58:34,320 #Well, actually, it's not that bad if I didn't finish telling my story : I'll finish later# 677 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:53,960 >Wait, I'm going to help you ! 678 01:35:46,080 --> 01:35:53,960 >Xavier ? I finished !