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♪ In the great Book of John
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♪ You were warned of the day
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♪ When you'll be laid
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♪ Beneath the cold clay
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♪ The angel of death
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♪ Will come from the sky
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♪ And claim your poor soul
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♪ When the time comes to die
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♪ When the angel of death... ♪
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TOMMY: Was it Dillinger
got shot through the eyeball
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or am I thinking
of somebody else?
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LARRY: Moe Greene got shot through
the eyeball in The Godfather.
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TOMMY: Yeah, I'm talking about
in real life. LARRY: Oh.
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TOMMY: Somebody in real life
got shot through the eyeball.
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LARRY: Who was that?
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TOMMY: Well, no, Larry,
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many people in real life have
got shot through the eyeball.
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I'm just saying I think
Dillinger was one of them.
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That's really good aim.
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No, that ain't really good aim.
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How is that not
really good aim, Tommy?
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That's 100 fucking cops shooting
1,000 bullets a minute.
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One of them's bound to go through
somebody's fucking eyeball.
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Oh.
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Eyeball. Eyeball,
eyeball, eyeball.
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You ever shoot
a guy in his eyeball?
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I stabbed a guy
in his ear once,
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ice pick,
right in his fucking ear.
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Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject.
That'd be "ears."
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What's the matter
with you, Tommy?
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Nothing's the matter with me.
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Are you nervous because
we're killing a chick?
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Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking. I
got the chick-killing shakes.
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The last thing
the boss says to me, he says,
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"Tommy, the moment I first saw
Angela's eyes, I knew it."
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"I knew it was love, I knew I was fucked.
And lo and behold, I was."
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"So, Tommy, the moment
after you kill her,
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please, shoot her fucking eyeballs
out." Those were his exact words.
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I got one exact word for that.
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"Overkill."
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I got two exact words
for that, "Hear, hear."
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I got three
exact words for that.
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"You're damn
fucking straight."
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In Cuba, the torturers used to have
a device, two thin metal spikes,
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placed here,
that they adjusted,
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and slowly, millimeter by millimeter,
pricked into the eyeballs.
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You're kidding me? Those
Communist motherfuckers.
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Well, no, Larry.
These are the ones
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those Communist
motherfuckers kicked out.
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What is it with
you today, Tommy?
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First it's should
we or shouldn't we
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shoot this chick
through the eyeballs,
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and second,
it's you've gone soft...
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♪ I would have given you
all of my heart
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♪ But there's someone
who's torn it apart...
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(PHONE BEEPS)
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Hey, Martin, it's your
agent calling again.
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Just wondering when we're gonna
see that new screenplay of yours.
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I'm not sure
what the holdup is,
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but the old clock's
ticking, buddy,
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so give me a call, okay?
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(GROANS)
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♪ The first cut is the deepest
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♪ Baby, I know... ♪
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(SIGHS)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hiya, Kaya.
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Martin's writing today, Billy.
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Should I just stand
outside like a dick, then?
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You doing yoga?
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Was.
Can I watch?
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(DOOR SLAMS) (swans)
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What happened to you?
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I got in a fight
at my audition.
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Who with this time?
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The director guy.
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KAYA: He broke his nose.
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MARTY: How are you ever
gonna get a job, Billy,
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if you break the director guy's
nose before you even got the part?
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I didn't mean
to break his nose.
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His nose was just in the middle
of where I was punching.
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I'm going to work.
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Are you pissed at me
for something, baby?
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Why would I be
pissed at you, Marty?
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Because you're a cunt.
Billy!
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(YELLS)
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MARTY: I don't remember doing
anything to piss her off.
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Don't worry about it.
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She's probably pissed at you
not for anything specific,
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more because
she's a fucking bitch.
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She's not a fucking bitch, Billy.
She's just got issues.
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Yeah, she's got issues. She's got
"being a fucking bitch" issues.
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When are you gonna
get a girlfriend anyway?
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Why do I have to do
all this shit on my own?
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Maybe I've already
got a girlfriend.
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A girlfriend I can't
tell you anything about
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in the interests
of your own safety.
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That just means you
haven't got a girlfriend.
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Proof be if need proof...
Never mind.
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Huh?
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Proof be if need be.
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And how's everything in the
dog-kidnapping business?
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(SOFTLY) Dog-"borrowing" business. I
ain't talking about that shit neither.
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Dog-borrowing business.
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(DOGS BARKING)
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♪ Well the wicked
King of Clubs awoke
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♪ And it was to
his queen he turned
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♪ His lips were laughing
as they spoke
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♪ His eyes like bullets burned
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♪ The sun's upon a gambling day
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♪ His queen smiled
low and blissfully
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♪ Let's make some
wretched fool to pay
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♪ Plain it was she did agree
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♪ He send his deuce
down into diamond
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♪ His four to heart,
and his trey to spade
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♪ Three kings with
their legions come
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♪ Preparations soon were made
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♪ They voted club
the day's commander
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♪ Gave him
an army face and number
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♪ All but the outlaw... ♪
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Oh!
(CHUCKLES)
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Big boy.
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His name's Abel.
(CHUCKLES)
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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Hi. Is this your dog?
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WOMAN: Oh, my God!
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I have to pay you.
No, please. I can't.
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Take this. Thank you so much.
Are you serious?
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Hey, hey. So where
do you wanna go, Hans,
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now that we're back
in the money?
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The cancer ward,
Billy, if you don't mind.
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One cancer ward
coming right up.
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Five hundred bucks, baby. A blonde
lady with a big fat basset hound.
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When you gonna get a job that ain't
just stealing from folks, Hans?
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I'm a 63-year-old,
ain't worked in 20 years.
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Myra, where am I
gonna get a job?
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Government.
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Government?
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"A job that ain't just
stealing from folks"?
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Government?
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Psst! Eh?
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Government.
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(CHUCKLES) Eh?
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Five hundred bucks for a dog.
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Come on.
I'm gonna put it here,
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and you can take it
if you want.
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BILLY: So how's the Seven
Psychopaths coming along, Marty?
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Slow, slow.
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I got the title.
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Just haven't been able to come
up with all the psychopaths yet.
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How many you got?
One.
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And he ain't really
much of a psychopath.
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He's more of a,
kind of a Buddhist.
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A Buddhist?
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Yeah. See, I'm sick of
all these stereotypical
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Hollywood murderous
scumbag-type psychopath movies.
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I don't want it
to be one more film
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about guys with
guns in their hands.
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I want it, overall,
to be about love and peace.
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But it still has to be about
these seven psychopaths,
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so this Buddhist psychopath,
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he doesn't believe in violence.
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I don't know what the fuck
he's gonna do in the movie.
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Maybe he could
karate chop somebody.
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You know?
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So what happens to the seven
psychopaths at the end?
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I don't know what happens
to them at the start.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Oops!
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Yeah, it'll be all right.
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Hey. Shit in my pants,
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I got a psychopath
fool you can write about.
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Did you see this thing
in the paper the other day
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about those two Mafia guys
who got whacked?
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BILLY: How about this?
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There's a serial killer
going around, a major whacko.
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However, he ain't like your
usual limp-ass serial killer,
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tie up a freckle-headed
hitchhiker on a highway.
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No, this guy, he's got a
little bit more integrity.
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This serial killer will only kill
mid-to high-ranking members
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of the Italian-American
organized crime syndicate.
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Or the Yakuza.
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That's a great
fucking psychopath, Billy.
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Do you think?
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A serial killer
who will only kill
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mid-to high-ranking members of the
Italian organized crime syndicate.
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Or the Yakuza.
Yakuza.
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I'll keep with the Mafia,
saves doing Jap dialogue.
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Good idea.
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That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
Can I keep him?
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You can if you let me
help write the movie with you.
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You can keep him, Marty,
I'm just kidding you.
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MARTY: The daughter of
a Quaker went missing.
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And when she was discovered,
the slit in her throat
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turned out to be the least
of the damage done to her.
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Her killer, whose name
shall not be noted,
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could not bear the guilt
and the horror, he said,
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and a year to the day
of her death,
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he walked into a police
station and gave himself up.
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And though he asked for execution,
the judge gave him life,
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(CLAMORING)
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and the killer was sent off to Sing
Sing to serve out his sentence.
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Seventeen long years went by.
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The killer found religion.
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And was sincere about it.
He had changed.
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And if he had ever been a psychopath,
he was not one any more.
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This story isn't about him.
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Many more years went by
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and the authorities finally
realized that it wasn't a scam,
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that he did truly mean it.
That he had truly repented.
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And they decided
to set him free.
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And he found himself
a place to stay
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and he determined
to live a simple,
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joyous life in the years
now left to him.
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(TURNING PAGE)
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(DOOR CREAKS)
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(FOOTSTEPS)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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A simple, joyous life
was not what was left to him.
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This went on for
11 fucking years,
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till finally
the killer went mad.
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And one winter night, while recalling
a Catholic tract he'd read,
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which stated that the only people
guaranteed a place in Hell
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were not murderers,
were not rapists,
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but were those who had
died by their own hand.
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The killer accepted
such an idea as beautiful,
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for he knew that at least in Hell
the Quaker would not be there.
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So he cut his own throat open,
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and the last thing
that the killer ever saw
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was the old man take out
a cut-throat razor of his own,
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put it to his throat,
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and slice.
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Where were you
walking him, Sharice?
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(SHUDDERING)
The La Brea Tar Pits.
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Mr. Costello,
please don't hurt me.
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I promise,
I didn't mean to lose Bonny.
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I just turned
around and he was gone.
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If it was a genuine error,
Sharice,
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if it wasn't your fault
and he just run off,
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why did you run off,
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have us piss away 12 hours
just to find your fat ass?
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You love your dog
so much, Mr. Costello,
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and you're such
an angry-type person,
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I didn't think you'd listen to anything
I had to say about losing Bonny.
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00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,082
You'd just think
it was my fault
246
00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,127
and drag me back here
and tie me up and kill me.
247
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,920
Well, yeah,
that was a pretty good...
248
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:17,959
Yeah.
Oh.
249
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,259
(WHIMPERS)
250
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,336
Yeah.
251
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,171
(SCREAMS)
252
00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,256
(GUN CLICKS)
253
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,091
(SQUEALS)
254
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:26,175
(GUN CLICKS)
255
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:28,011
PAULO: You should get
a new one, boss.
256
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:31,018
I know, but I like
the handle, the blue.
257
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,188
I'm sorry about this, Sharice.
What it is, I don't oil it.
258
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:39,239
Please, Mr. Costello, I always loved
Bonny like he was my own child.
259
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,193
One, I do not want
that image in my head.
260
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,365
Two, you shouldn't
take advantage
261
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,410
just because my gun
got stuck by accident.
262
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,207
Because that's low.
263
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,118
(SHARICE WHIMPERS)
264
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,748
There's been a bunch
of dog disappearances
265
00:15:53,828 --> 00:15:56,707
down by the La Brea
Tar Pits, I heard.
266
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,548
This Norwegian chick I was
banging, she got her dog back.
267
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:02,128
Been missing a couple of days.
268
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,383
Gave the guy a big reward,
269
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,863
then she started to think there
was something fishy about it.
270
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,382
DENNIS: She asked around.
271
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,266
Same thing happened
to three people down there.
272
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:15,108
And, I'm sorry, Dennis, when
were you gonna mention this?
273
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:16,730
I'd have mentioned it
straight off
274
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,608
if I hadn't been looking
for fat-ass all night.
275
00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,067
Dennis,
276
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,327
could you go make
some inquiries?
277
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,747
Get my fucking dog back for me.
278
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,701
Sure, boss.
279
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,252
What about fatso?
280
00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,501
She still lost my
fucking dog, man.
281
00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,881
(SHARICE GASPING)
282
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,428
(SHARICE SCREAMS)
283
00:16:51,093 --> 00:16:54,063
Just kidding, Sharice.
You can go.
284
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,573
You think I'm gonna
see Wendy again when I go?
285
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,449
We'll both see her again, baby,
but not anytime too soon.
286
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,372
You ever worry we was
wrong all those years,
287
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,212
and there ain't no Heaven
and there ain't no nothing?
288
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:23,168
Of course I worry, but God loves us.
I know He does.
289
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,300
He's just got a funny way
of showing it sometimes.
290
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,383
Sometimes I think
God's gone crazy sometimes.
291
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,221
Stuff He does,
stuff He don't do.
292
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,853
Well, He's had a lot to contend
with in his time, too, you know.
293
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,151
Bastards killed His kid, too.
294
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,020
Don't say "bastards," honey.
295
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,980
It's just a word, Myra.
296
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,651
It's just a word, you know.
297
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,744
(CHUCKLES)
298
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,655
(SOFTLY) "Bastards."
299
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,703
(CHUCKLES)
300
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,789
♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa
301
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,960
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
302
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,797
♪ Although I love you so
303
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,799
♪ Oh, you don't know
304
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,476
♪ You don't know
Just how I... ♪
305
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,806
You're gonna have a nice
time tonight, Billy. Relax.
306
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,318
He's your best friend,
ain't he?
307
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:28,033
Kaya ain't so bad. it ain't her
fault she's a fucking bitch.
308
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,495
Must be hard coming all the
way here from Australia.
309
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,537
Or New Zealand. Or wherever
the fuck she came from.
310
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,707
Hey, I'm Billy.
Billy Bickie.
311
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,294
What's your name?
I didn't catch your name.
312
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,210
Hey. Come again?
313
00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,010
Dimitri, I like that.
Where you from?
314
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,307
Hey, happy birthday.
315
00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,059
Hey, Bonny.
316
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,182
We'll get you back to your
daddy in a day or two.
317
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,608
Don't be sad.
318
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,234
That's good. You're not sad.
Oh, you're happy!
319
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,197
Paw.
320
00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,737
Paw.
321
00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,079
No paw. That's okay, too.
322
00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,917
MARTY: And the last thing
that the killer ever saw
323
00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,875
was the Quaker take out
a cut-throat razor,
324
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,627
put it to his own throat,
and slice.
325
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,170
MANI Ah.
326
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:28,630
WOMAN: Wow.
327
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,595
What's up, Bickie?
Don't you get it?
328
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,340
On, I get it.
329
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,844
You don't look like you get it.
330
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,801
Maybe it ain't clear enough.
331
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,433
Maybe I should have
had you write it with me.
332
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,107
Maybe you just
drink too much, Marty.
333
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,360
What did you just say?
334
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,984
MARTY:
You're a dog kidnapper, Billy.
335
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,816
I'm taking advice on drinking
from a dog kidnapper.
336
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,909
BILLY: I ain't a dog
kidnapper, Marty.
337
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,031
Stop it, Martin.
338
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,704
Don't you fucking start.
339
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,122
Yeah, don't you fucking start.
340
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,369
Don't talk to her like that!
341
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,950
You started it.
Oh.
342
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,870
Shut up!
343
00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,170
Kaya, that Quaker story,
344
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,631
I told Marty that story
in a bar two months ago.
345
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,177
A friend of mine
told that to me.
346
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,727
So there might be copyright
issues, at the very least.
347
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,898
What are youse looking at?
348
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,725
I'm gonna go, okay?
349
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,275
Um...
350
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,897
Thanks for... It was a nice party.
You look nice.
351
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,338
(TOILET FLUSHING)
352
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,805
What you doing, honey? Ain't
you getting undressed?
353
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,181
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
354
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,437
if I could massacre every person
in this godforsaken country...
355
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,562
...that helped
tear apart mine, I would.
356
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,363
I must focus, however, on the
gruesome task I have in hand.
357
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,413
What are you talking,
baby? Chinese?
358
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,037
Vietnamese. Vietnamese.
359
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:28,834
Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't
we have like a big war
360
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:29,960
with you guys one time?
361
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,920
Yes.
362
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,547
It isn't over.
363
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,631
(COCKS GUN)
364
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,227
(FOLK ROCK some
PLAYING ON RADIO)
365
00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,063
(SIGHS)
366
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:52,104
♪ You and I travel to the beat
of a different drum
367
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:56,361
♪ Oh, can't you tell
by the way I run
368
00:21:56,899 --> 00:22:00,073
♪ Every time you
make eyes at me
369
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,576
♪ Whoa
370
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:04,206
♪ You cry... ♪
371
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,909
What am I doing at
your place, Billy?
372
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,412
Kaya threw you out.
373
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,167
(SCOFFS)
374
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,545
What did Kaya throw me out for?
375
00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,634
You don't remember?
376
00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,252
(BILLY SIGHS)
377
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,423
For calling her a fucking bitch
378
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,929
in front of all of her friends.
379
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,725
I'd never do that.
380
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,849
At least not to her face.
381
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,939
Well, call her up and see.
382
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,361
Huh?
383
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,985
Well, call her up and see.
384
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:40,734
(SIGHS)
385
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:56,549
Huh?
386
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,635
KAYA: Hello?
387
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,435
Honey, listen, I can't exactly
remember what happened last night.
388
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,637
Do the words, "My girlfriend's
a fucking bitch,"
389
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,472
mean anything to you?
(DIAL TONE)
390
00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,140
(DOGS BARKING)
391
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,229
Poodles always look
like they've been crying.
392
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,525
Maybe they've just got
dumped by their girlfriend
393
00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,321
because they've got
a drinking problem, too.
394
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,082
I don't have a drinking problem.
I just like drinking.
395
00:23:28,198 --> 00:23:29,791
Of course you do, Marty.
396
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,414
One, you're a writer.
397
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,211
Two, you're from Ireland.
398
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,631
It's part of your heritage.
You're fucked!
399
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,583
Fuck off now, Billy!
Seriously, just fuck off now!
400
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,044
I'm not in the fucking mood!
401
00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,964
You were fucked from birth.
402
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,185
Spanish have got bullfighting.
The French got cheese.
403
00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,054
And the Irish
have got alcoholism.
404
00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,515
And what have
the Americans got?
405
00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,112
Tolerance.
406
00:23:58,812 --> 00:23:59,859
(SCOFFS)
407
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,785
Oh. Shoot, you're reading
LA Weekly, are you? Huh?
408
00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,157
On. (STAMMERS)
409
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:08,364
Shoot, you're reading
LA Weekly, are you?
410
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,033
No, no, no.
411
00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,119
No, no, no.
412
00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:15,833
No, no, no.
413
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,752
Shoot, did I leave
any water in Bonny's bowl?
414
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:23,720
I'd better go home and
do that, and while I do,
415
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,345
there's something I put in the LA
Weekly that you should maybe read.
416
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,300
'Cause it's possible
in the short term
417
00:24:28,384 --> 00:24:29,510
that you might be
slightly mad at me.
418
00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:30,799
What are you talking about?
419
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:32,396
Page 163.
420
00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,817
BILLY:
Calling all psychopaths!
421
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,614
Are you mental or deranged?
422
00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,113
Maybe you've recently
been hospitalized,
423
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,739
but are now okay.
424
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,413
Or maybe the world
just doesn't understand you.
425
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,831
Yeah, right!
426
00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,627
Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my
friend called the Seven Psychopaths,
427
00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,378
and if your story is crazy or quirky
enough, we might use it for our movie.
428
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,255
So please call Billy
Bickie at 310-555-01...
429
00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:06,217
DENNIS:
Fucking asshole dog-fucker.
430
00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,845
HANS: Really? That's nice.
431
00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,885
HANS: No, no, thank you.
Are you sure?
432
00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:12,015
MAN: Please, really.
433
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:13,141
HANS: Thank you.
434
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,264
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
435
00:25:28,193 --> 00:25:29,365
(HONKS HORN)
436
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,120
All right, old man, get in the car.
Whoa!
437
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:35,542
Get in the car.
Come on.
438
00:25:35,617 --> 00:25:37,745
What? "What?"
Get in the car, man.
439
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,627
Don't make me repeat
myself, dog fucker.
440
00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,924
DENNIS:
Where do you keep the dogs?
441
00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:48,301
What dogs?
(GRUNTS)
442
00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:50,724
To repeat,
where do you keep the dogs?
443
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,142
1228 Bayside.
444
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:53,469
(DOGS BARKING)
445
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,020
Who are you?
446
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:56,221
(SHUDDERS)
447
00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:57,352
I'm Billy's friend.
448
00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:59,272
Well, just keep out of
our way, Billy's friend.
449
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,434
Al, check the cages.
450
00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,448
He ain't here! Where
is he, old man?
451
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,651
Little shih tzu, name of Bonny.
452
00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,871
Shih tzu? We ain't never
had a shih tzu in here.
453
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,197
(HANS GRUNTS)
454
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,658
You don't listen too good the
first time, do you, old man?
455
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,326
Tell me where Bonny is,
or else this guy gets it!
456
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,169
On. (GASPS)
457
00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,709
I don't even know this guy.
What the hell do I care?
458
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,837
I know where the shih tzu is.
I know where the shih tzu is.
459
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,917
Where is he?
460
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,925
Kid, I don't know who you
are or why you're here,
461
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,300
and I don't know if you do
know where this shih tzu is
462
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:34,134
or if you don't know
where this shih tzu is,
463
00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,939
but either way have
some pride in yourself.
464
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,983
Have some faith in
Jesus Christ as your Lord,
465
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,312
and don't tell these scum-sucking
motherfuckers nothing.
466
00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,402
Don't! Don't, I'll tell you!
I'll tell you!
467
00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:48,573
(GASPS)
468
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:07,213
(BANGING ON DOOR)
469
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:09,090
Billy! Billy! Billy.
470
00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:10,887
Holy fuck!
What the hell happened?
471
00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:12,180
Some punks jumped us.
472
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:14,470
Said they were looking
for a little shih tzu.
473
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,552
Then some other punk
killed those punks.
474
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,434
I've only been gone 10 fucking minutes.
Marty, are you okay?
475
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:20,807
You looked fucked.
476
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,311
I just didn't need this today.
477
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,895
He's okay. It's their blood.
It's his puke.
478
00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,445
You wanna go to the bathroom,
479
00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,567
clean some of the blood and the puke off you?
Yeah. (BREATHING HEAVILY)
480
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,412
Marty's my writer friend
I was telling you about.
481
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,455
I could smell the booze.
482
00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,957
Where did you get this
little shih tzu, Billy? Huh?
483
00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,087
I got her off some fat black
chick down at The Elephants.
484
00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,754
You think she's the one
that they're after?
485
00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,052
I think there's a strong
possibility, Billy.
486
00:27:56,758 --> 00:27:58,351
MARTY: So are we gonna
give him his dog back?
487
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,768
That jerk's forfeited all right
488
00:27:59,769 --> 00:28:02,355
to having a nice dog like this.
Mmm-hmm.
489
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,932
Miss?
490
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,520
Well, what are we gonna do?
491
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,862
I think we should try and find
this Jack O' Diamonds guy
492
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,489
and get him to
join forces with us.
493
00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,160
And then we could take on all the
bad guys, like maybe in the desert.
494
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,118
And what do you think
we should do in real life?
495
00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,337
Well, we could sober up, Marty.
How's that grab you?
496
00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,711
I think we should
go to the cops.
497
00:28:28,790 --> 00:28:31,088
Fuck the cops!
Fuck them!
498
00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,219
Fuck them. All right.
Jesus Christ.
499
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,297
There are some
nice cops, aren't there?
500
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,882
He's from Ireland.
501
00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,308
I'm gonna head to the hospital.
502
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,478
I said I'd be with Myra
when her results come in.
503
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,146
No fucking cops.
504
00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,311
No cops.
505
00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,946
Who's Myra?
His wife.
506
00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:55,408
She's just had
surgery for cancer.
507
00:28:55,484 --> 00:28:57,157
And you think
you've got problems.
508
00:28:59,821 --> 00:29:01,744
CHARLIE: He ain't here,
and now we don't know
509
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,872
where this guy is or what
the hell he looks like.
510
00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,922
PAULO: Yeah, can we get Dennis
to a hospital now, Charlie?
511
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,964
Yeah, let's get him
to a hospital.
512
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,418
And let's get on to the ASPCA
513
00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,550
and have 'em take care
of these poor bastards.
514
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,678
Maybe we should go to the
hospital with him, Charlie.
515
00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,302
You know I don't
like hospitals.
516
00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,138
Yeah, but it's where
the guy's wife is.
517
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,614
You know, Marty, the way
you're feeling today,
518
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,363
all depressed and
alcoholic and shit?
519
00:29:36,441 --> 00:29:38,864
You know what you should do?
Put it into your writing, man.
520
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,446
Use it. Mad idea?
521
00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,997
Thanks, Billy,
that's what I'll do.
522
00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,200
I'll put the way I'm feeling
today into my writing.
523
00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,206
And then I'll go blow
my fucking brains out.
524
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,332
Come on, man.
525
00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,539
You know your writing
helps alleviate
526
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,339
your suicidal
self-loathing and shit.
527
00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,259
I don't have suicidal
self-loathing and shit.
528
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,711
Yeah, right.
Hey, who's this chump?
529
00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,891
Hey, are you waiting
for somebody, old guy?
530
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,564
Are you Billy Bickie?
531
00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:08,640
Uh...
532
00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,771
No.
533
00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,148
Well, my name
is Zachariah Rigby.
534
00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,276
I left a message
on Billy's telephone
535
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:17,278
in answer to the advertisement.
536
00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,324
For fuck's sake!
537
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,521
Well, I tell you, Zachariah.
538
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,037
If you sounded like a nut,
I probably just deleted you.
539
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,241
I don't think
I sounded like a nut.
540
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,998
Were you screaming about
eating my heart off a tray
541
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,623
and then shitting on it?
542
00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,126
No. No, I wouldn't do that.
543
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,299
Okay, you seem normal.
Come on in.
544
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,675
We gotta get this
dog off the street
545
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,757
because it's kidnapped
from a maniac.
546
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,012
ZACHARIAH: Dandy.
547
00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,399
BILLY: Testing, one-two.
Testing. Okay.
548
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,194
Zach, unfortunately I gotta go play
tennis with my girlfriend now,
549
00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,820
but it's Marty who'll be
doing the writing anyway.
550
00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,447
You ain't leaving me
with this nut, Billy.
551
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,699
And you ain't got a girlfriend.
He ain't got a girlfriend.
552
00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,780
Tennis?
553
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,867
But it's voice-activated, so just
start telling your kooky stuff, Zach,
554
00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,168
and see you guys soon, okay?
555
00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,127
Zach?
Yeah.
556
00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,383
All right, listen. Why don't you just
tell me whatever you wanna tell me,
557
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,967
and I'll go make us a coffee.
How about that?
558
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:26,427
Tea.
Huh?
559
00:31:26,802 --> 00:31:27,803
Tea.
560
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,638
Tea? Why not?
561
00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:36,402
Well, I guess
562
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:37,650
(CLEARS THROAT)
563
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:40,816
it all began
back when I was 17.
564
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,234
I...
565
00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,113
The distant mists of time.
566
00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:48,957
(STAMMERS)
567
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:53,500
I was a little wet behind the ears back then.
I don't mind admitting it.
568
00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:59,669
I was burglarizing the house of
this judge down in Delacroix.
569
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,847
Let me tell you something,
don't never burglarize
570
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,846
the house of no judge
down in Delacroix.
571
00:32:07,300 --> 00:32:10,349
Because when I went down
into his basement,
572
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,144
you know what
I found down there?
573
00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,983
I found the corpses of
two negro girls down there.
574
00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,774
And then I found a half-alive
'nother negro girl
575
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,451
chained right along with them.
576
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,864
Well,
577
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,248
the girl's name was Maggie.
578
00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,587
She told me all about the judge
579
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,510
and she told me what
a terrible man he was,
580
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,342
and I think I fell in love with
Maggie right then and there.
581
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:51,894
And I think she did
a little with me, too.
582
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,941
Then the judge came home.
583
00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,113
Yeah, and he was awful angry.
584
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,571
We just didn't know what to do.
585
00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:06,697
And what did you do?
586
00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:11,407
Well, we hung him from his
neck until he was dead,
587
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:18,081
and that's when Maggie and
me got this idea, see?
588
00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,749
What idea?
589
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,177
Well, the idea that we'd go
around the country killing people
590
00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,096
who go around the
country killing people.
591
00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,763
Like serial killer killing.
592
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,312
I guess that's what
you'd call it nowadays.
593
00:33:34,387 --> 00:33:35,604
Uh-huh.
594
00:33:40,769 --> 00:33:42,771
(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
595
00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,616
(SCREAMING)
596
00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:52,739
(GROANS)
597
00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:08,680
(OPERA MUSIC CONTINUES)
598
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,382
(CAR APPROACHES)
599
00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,971
Get in the house.
600
00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,689
Get in the house!
601
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,778
(GROANING)
602
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,489
(YELLING)
603
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,204
Maggie!
604
00:35:27,542 --> 00:35:29,260
(SCREAMING)
605
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,481
ZACHARIAH: 1975 it was,
she burned that hippie.
606
00:36:30,814 --> 00:36:32,316
(MARTY EXHALES DEEPLY)
607
00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,787
I've been looking
for her ever since.
608
00:36:42,867 --> 00:36:46,167
There is something I'd like
you to do for me, Martin.
609
00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,295
When you use
my story in your movie,
610
00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,505
I'd like you to put a little
message up there at the end.
611
00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,974
I want you to tell
her that I miss her.
612
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,597
And I love her.
613
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:04,598
And I should have helped
her kill that hippie.
614
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,646
And I'm sorry.
615
00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,062
And to call.
616
00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,490
You think you could
do that for me, Martin?
617
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,826
I'd be glad to, Zach.
618
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,369
Promise?
619
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,072
I promise on my life.
620
00:37:21,156 --> 00:37:22,624
Wow.
(CHUCKLES)
621
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,501
(SNIFFLES)
622
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,503
That's a big promise.
623
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,886
(SIGHS)
624
00:37:38,548 --> 00:37:39,720
(DOOR OPENS)
625
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,517
(DOOR CLOSES)
626
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,542
Can I help you?
Oh.
627
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,423
Uh... Yeah.
628
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,882
I'm looking for a Polish lady.
629
00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:23,889
A Mrs. Kieslowski.
630
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,231
She's having an operation.
631
00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:33,604
(SIGHS)
632
00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,231
How long's that gonna take?
633
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,616
I don't know.
634
00:38:44,405 --> 00:38:47,249
What do you want
Mrs. Kieslowski for?
635
00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,209
(CLEARS THROAT)
636
00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,129
Her husband's got
something belongs to me.
637
00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:56,835
Oh.
638
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,711
(CHUCKLES)
639
00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,139
You gonna shoot her?
640
00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,350
No. No, "shoot her"?
641
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:08,646
No, no, I'm just gonna
scare her so she tells me
642
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:14,361
where her husband's at
and where my dog's at.
643
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,441
And what if she don't know?
644
00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,910
Well, then I'm gonna get mad.
645
00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,375
Can I go use the bathroom?
646
00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,378
I think you'd better wait
around here for a while.
647
00:39:39,460 --> 00:39:42,839
Maybe do it in
a pan or something.
648
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,141
I can wait.
649
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,677
I don't use no pans.
650
00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,806
Suit yourself.
651
00:40:14,329 --> 00:40:15,501
(SIGHS)
652
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,210
What's your dog's name?
653
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,550
Bonny.
654
00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,844
That's a nice name.
655
00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,894
I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski will
take good care of your dog
656
00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,096
and get it back to you safe.
657
00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,143
He always seems like a sweet
man when he comes in.
658
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,161
He come visit her a lot?
659
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,872
Every day.
660
00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,410
What kind of times every day?
661
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:55,787
Oh.
662
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,206
Different times, you know.
663
00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,752
And not every day. He
misses a day now and then.
664
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,380
Oh, yeah?
665
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,439
He been in today?
666
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,115
Yeah.
667
00:41:26,401 --> 00:41:27,448
Uh...
668
00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,577
He came in earlier this
morning, about 10:00 or so.
669
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,043
So the Polack
married a nigger, huh?
670
00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,586
Yeah.
671
00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,804
The Polack married a nigger.
672
00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,643
Where is he now?
673
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,190
I don't know.
674
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,355
(SIGHS)
675
00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,732
Where's my dog?
676
00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,275
You figure it out,
dumb-ass.
677
00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,615
Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski.
678
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,869
Goodbye, Hans.
679
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,137
(DOOR OPENS)
680
00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,641
We should get out of here.
I ain't leaving.
681
00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,353
I'm gonna wait down there till
that dog-thief motherfucker
682
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,726
comes in screaming.
683
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:44,771
(SIGHS)
684
00:43:35,488 --> 00:43:36,705
(SIGHS)
685
00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,211
You looking at something?
686
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,885
No. Nothing at all.
687
00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,558
Are you hurt?
688
00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,724
A little.
689
00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,361
What's that?
690
00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,240
A cravat.
691
00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,542
It's nice. It's very...
692
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,829
Of a bygone era.
693
00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,965
You have it.
694
00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,683
No, really.
695
00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,264
Please.
696
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,062
I want you to have it.
697
00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,144
Have it.
698
00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,320
I don't want your cravat, man.
699
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:09,339
(BILLY MOANING)
700
00:45:09,415 --> 00:45:10,507
(ANGELA MOANING)
701
00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:21,014
What's wrong, honey?
702
00:45:21,093 --> 00:45:23,187
I don't think
I can keep it up, Ang.
703
00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806
Nope.
704
00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,186
Look at that
limp piece of shit.
705
00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:31,233
Jeez, I hate these
frigging condoms.
706
00:45:31,312 --> 00:45:32,859
Then take it off,
baby, I trust you.
707
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,826
You trust me? But you're still
screwing that Mafia guy.
708
00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,991
God knows what shit
that prick's given you.
709
00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,994
Get the fuck off me, Billy.
710
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:47,578
I didn't mean AIDS
or nothing, honey.
711
00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:50,749
Honey, I meant like
chlamydia or something.
712
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,423
Honey, I meant like
chlamydia or something.
713
00:45:58,506 --> 00:45:59,883
Three weeks I haven't seen you,
714
00:45:59,966 --> 00:46:01,343
and that's the way
you talk to me?
715
00:46:01,425 --> 00:46:03,143
I've been busy, baby.
716
00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,314
I've been busy trying to help
you out, if you must know.
717
00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,062
What are you talking about?
718
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:12,190
Well, you know you said your
asshole boyfriend loves his dog
719
00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,073
more than anything
in the world, right?
720
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,112
(GASPS)
721
00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:18,617
You haven't?
722
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:19,740
I have!
723
00:46:19,860 --> 00:46:21,658
Billy! Billy,
you've gotta give it back.
724
00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,581
Give it back? I ain't gonna give
back shit, let alone my shih tzu.
725
00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,581
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
726
00:46:28,327 --> 00:46:29,294
Oh.
727
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,418
"Give it back." It's kidnapped.
Oh, my God!
728
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,211
It's a kidnapped dog. You don't
just give back a kidnapped dog.
729
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,388
Defeats the entire
object of the kidnapping.
730
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,048
They didn't just give
Patty Hearst back, did they?
731
00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,555
No, this dog
is my Patty Hearst.
732
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,978
Except I ain't gonna keep it in a
closet and make it rob a bank.
733
00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:49,557
No, I'm gonna hold on to it
until your asshole boyfriend
734
00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,818
starts behaving like a decent human
being and gives me a bunch of money.
735
00:46:52,893 --> 00:46:54,190
The guy's a psychopath, Billy!
736
00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,147
Well, did you ever ask yourself
737
00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,029
what you're doing screwing a
psychopath in the first place?
738
00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,702
Screwing two psychopaths
is what the question is.
739
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,035
What? Who's the second?
Oh. Who, me?
740
00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,625
I'm gonna call him,
clear this entire thing up.
741
00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,999
No, you ain't either.
Shit. (PHONE RINGS)
742
00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,921
Hello?
Charlie?
743
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,916
Charlie...
Hi, Hans. Angela?
744
00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,093
How are you?
We were a little worried,
745
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,715
you were late home is all.
746
00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,010
Yeah, I know. I just got
held up at the library.
747
00:47:22,923 --> 00:47:24,846
Hey, did Myra get
her results back?
748
00:47:24,925 --> 00:47:27,769
The results came in.
She got the all-clear.
749
00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,688
Oh, my God, Hans,
750
00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,437
I'm so happy for you.
751
00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,728
Well, no, that gangster guy
whose dog we got,
752
00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,108
he come down and he killed her.
753
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,233
He what?
754
00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,447
I guess he must have found
out the connection somehow.
755
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,292
He came down, he shot her in the
head in the hospital there,
756
00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,833
so she's dead now,
unfortunately.
757
00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,461
I'll be home in 20 minutes.
758
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:05,181
Charlie, I know,
759
00:48:05,257 --> 00:48:06,930
I know we've been going
through some tough times,
760
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,138
but it's all gonna work
out fine, I promise you.
761
00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:26,947
♪ Angela holds a grudge...
762
00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,330
Hi. Can you send an ambulance
to 2618 Mountain Drive?
763
00:48:33,077 --> 00:48:35,000
♪ Angela...
764
00:48:35,329 --> 00:48:37,707
Gunshot wound to the stomach.
765
00:48:38,999 --> 00:48:42,924
♪ Today's a day like any other
766
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,681
So don't say I never
do nothing for you. Okay?
767
00:48:55,182 --> 00:48:59,562
♪ Still the flag snaps
in the wind
768
00:49:00,855 --> 00:49:04,485
♪ Still your name rings true
769
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:10,619
♪ You took the high road
770
00:49:12,450 --> 00:49:15,670
♪ I couldn't find you
(MOUTHING)
771
00:49:15,744 --> 00:49:17,462
♪ Up there
772
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:21,880
♪ You kept your jaw
wired closed
773
00:49:23,377 --> 00:49:26,005
♪ I never noticed... ♪
774
00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,345
BILLY:
Monday the 14th.
775
00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:36,558
Sat watching the shadow of the
neighbor's flagpole across my lawn again
776
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:39,644
from 7:00 in the morning
to 7:00 in the evening.
777
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,571
That's 11 hours.
778
00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:46,651
They've got a right to
fly a flag, don't they?
779
00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,490
Note to self, do not set
fire to the neighbor's flag.
780
00:50:03,292 --> 00:50:04,339
(BILLY CHUCKLES)
781
00:50:04,668 --> 00:50:07,888
Work out more ways of being
a better friend to people.
782
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,261
Kaya, for instance.
She is the girl Marty loves.
783
00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,223
Deep down,
she is possibly not a cunt.
784
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:17,435
Marty. Do everything
to keep his mind
785
00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:19,108
on track about
the Seven Psychopaths.
786
00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:24,105
He is the best writer of his generation,
but he needs to stay focused.
787
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,777
(TIRES SQUEALING)
788
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,286
But do not bother him any more about
writing his screenplay with him.
789
00:50:30,819 --> 00:50:33,663
If he wants your help,
he will ask for it.
790
00:50:35,783 --> 00:50:37,285
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
791
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,665
Hey, hey. Let's go,
let's go, let's go.
792
00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,300
MARTY: Hans!
793
00:51:02,142 --> 00:51:03,743
PAULO: First thing you
gotta do, Charlie,
794
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,404
you gotta pull
yourself together.
795
00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:08,323
I gotta pull
myself together, I know.
796
00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:13,784
I have no idea
where my dog is now.
797
00:51:13,862 --> 00:51:16,615
Right, second thing,
we simply speak to Angela,
798
00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,370
see what else she knows about this
guy, where he might have got to.
799
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,630
CHARLIE: What if she
don't know much more?
800
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:27,301
All right,
then we bide our time,
801
00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,425
wait until they
get in touch with us.
802
00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,057
Bonny ain't gonna be
no value to them dead.
803
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:37,678
Don't say "Bonny" and "dead" in
the same thing, Paulo, please.
804
00:51:37,761 --> 00:51:39,684
I'm finding it
hard enough to cope.
805
00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,982
You're not pulling yourself
together, are you?
806
00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,479
I am, lam.
807
00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,026
My dog's gonna end up killed.
808
00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,569
There's something
else, Charlie.
809
00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,242
The guy's got about a hundred
packs of playing cards,
810
00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,545
and all the Jacks
of Diamonds are gone.
811
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,635
The guy's a fucking psychopath.
812
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,383
He's so calm.
813
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:16,680
BILLY: Hmm.
814
00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,935
Man, if I'd just had my wife
murdered, I think I'd be...
815
00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,606
Angry.
Yeah.
816
00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,728
BILLY: That's Hans, man.
He's a proper Christian.
817
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,735
You know, proper old-time Christian.
Not like these Fox News fucks.
818
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,153
I feel bad, man. I kind of feel
like all this was my fault.
819
00:52:36,236 --> 00:52:38,204
I kidnapped
the guy's dog and all.
820
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:42,414
Come on, Billy. How could you have
known it was that psycho's dog?
821
00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,756
Do you wanna help me write
Seven Psychopaths, Billy?
822
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,757
Are you being serious?
823
00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:01,221
I thought I could
bounce some ideas off you,
824
00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:03,180
you could tinker
with some stuff.
825
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,558
I would love that, Marty.
826
00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,899
I would really love that.
827
00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,198
I think I'm gonna quit drinking
till the movie's done.
828
00:53:14,566 --> 00:53:16,910
That, right there,
is a deal, man.
829
00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,910
It's not a deal, no.
830
00:53:20,989 --> 00:53:23,287
I'm just gonna stop drinking for a while.
There's no deal involved.
831
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,369
That, right there, is
832
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,626
not a deal.
Equally cool.
833
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:31,591
(CHUCKLING)
834
00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,755
But if we go there,
we're gonna get lost.
835
00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,970
You don't drink, Hans, no?
836
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,474
I take peyote, sometimes.
837
00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,807
Billy has some peyote
I might take later.
838
00:53:45,931 --> 00:53:47,524
(PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
839
00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,401
I'm sorry about
your wife, Hans.
840
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,789
But I guess
she's in Heaven now.
841
00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,330
You believe in Heaven?
842
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,464
I'm not sure what I
believe, you know.
843
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:13,088
I put a lot of Heaven and
Hell stuff in my stories,
844
00:54:13,167 --> 00:54:14,885
but I'm not sure
what I believe.
845
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,216
(MUMBLES)
846
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,350
Why don't you tell me one of your
Heaven and Hell stories, Martin?
847
00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,229
Billy said he didn't
think you'd like it much.
848
00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:26,851
I like stories.
849
00:54:28,629 --> 00:54:29,721
Okay.
850
00:54:29,964 --> 00:54:31,181
(CLEARS THROAT)
851
00:54:32,550 --> 00:54:34,518
This one is kind of
a Heaven and Hell story.
852
00:54:35,303 --> 00:54:36,350
Uh, well...
853
00:54:36,429 --> 00:54:40,059
It's more of a Hell story. It's
all about this Quaker psychopath.
854
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:43,819
Out in the fields, one day,
he comes upon his daughter.
855
00:54:44,896 --> 00:54:46,739
She's been murdered brutally.
856
00:54:51,068 --> 00:54:54,322
...the only ones
guaranteed to go to Hell
857
00:54:54,405 --> 00:54:55,907
are those who die
by their own hand.
858
00:54:55,990 --> 00:54:57,663
Stop!
So he took out a...
859
00:54:57,742 --> 00:54:59,995
...cut-throat... Stop!
Stop, stop, stop.
860
00:55:00,077 --> 00:55:01,249
What?
Yeah, what?
861
00:55:01,579 --> 00:55:05,800
I just... I don't think
that's a very nice story.
862
00:55:06,501 --> 00:55:08,720
I wanna know what
happens at the end.
863
00:55:09,921 --> 00:55:11,173
Well...
864
00:55:11,506 --> 00:55:12,758
So...
865
00:55:13,883 --> 00:55:16,727
The killer took out a
cut-throat razor and as he
866
00:55:17,470 --> 00:55:22,351
cut his throat open, he whispered,
"Now are you happy, old man?"
867
00:55:22,433 --> 00:55:24,561
And the last thing that...
The killer ever saw...
868
00:55:24,977 --> 00:55:28,857
That the killer ever saw, yes, was the
old man take out a razor of his own,
869
00:55:30,149 --> 00:55:31,867
put it to his throat and...
870
00:55:35,446 --> 00:55:36,789
And slice.
871
00:55:46,624 --> 00:55:48,092
That's a very good story.
872
00:55:49,418 --> 00:55:52,797
Did you make that
up all by yourself?
873
00:56:03,474 --> 00:56:06,353
HANS: Some of the details aren't
exactly right, of course.
874
00:56:06,435 --> 00:56:10,861
I wouldn't necessarily call
myself a psychopath, you know,
875
00:56:11,023 --> 00:56:12,991
and I didn't go
to Hell, obviously.
876
00:56:13,693 --> 00:56:16,446
I don't know if he did. Yet.
877
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:21,997
Our beautiful
daughter was black.
878
00:56:22,076 --> 00:56:23,498
I don't think
you mentioned that.
879
00:56:24,495 --> 00:56:27,795
And I was not on my own the
whole time, following him.
880
00:56:27,873 --> 00:56:30,672
You know, you can't do that
kind of work all on your own.
881
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,225
But looking back on
what's been wasted...
882
00:56:39,510 --> 00:56:41,888
At the time, I thought
it had to be done.
883
00:56:43,014 --> 00:56:44,516
I'm not so sure any more.
884
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,069
Course it had to be done.
He killed your kid.
885
00:56:48,185 --> 00:56:50,654
You had to fuck him over by any
means necessary. (CHUCKLES)
886
00:56:50,938 --> 00:56:52,656
Well, as Gandhi said...
887
00:56:52,732 --> 00:56:55,952
Oh, you two. If it ain't
Gandhi, it's Jesus Christ.
888
00:56:56,027 --> 00:56:58,621
"An eye for an eye leaves
the whole world blind."
889
00:56:58,696 --> 00:57:00,243
I believe that wholeheartedly.
890
00:57:04,368 --> 00:57:05,665
(EXHALES)
891
00:57:07,788 --> 00:57:09,005
(SNIGGERS)
892
00:57:10,291 --> 00:57:14,717
No, it doesn't. There'll be
one guy left with one eye.
893
00:57:14,795 --> 00:57:17,639
How's the last blind guy
gonna take out the eye
894
00:57:17,715 --> 00:57:21,185
of the last guy left
who's still got one eye?
895
00:57:21,260 --> 00:57:25,811
All that guy has to do is run
away and hide behind a bush.
896
00:57:26,474 --> 00:57:27,942
Gandhi was wrong.
897
00:57:28,476 --> 00:57:31,776
It's just that nobody's got the
balls to come right out and say it.
898
00:57:32,980 --> 00:57:34,581
Hans, I'm trying to
write something about
899
00:57:34,607 --> 00:57:36,208
the kinds of things
you're talking about.
900
00:57:37,068 --> 00:57:41,073
Yeah. Would you like
to help write it with me?
901
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,328
You said I could
help write it with you.
902
00:57:43,407 --> 00:57:44,927
Yeah, we can all
help write it with me.
903
00:57:45,618 --> 00:57:49,043
He doesn't even wanna help write it with you.
His wife just died.
904
00:57:49,121 --> 00:57:51,965
I don't mind helping, as long as
it isn't gonna be too violent.
905
00:57:52,124 --> 00:57:54,673
Of course it's gonna be too violent.
MARTY: That's the whole point.
906
00:57:54,752 --> 00:57:57,847
I told you 20 times, Billy, I
don't want it to be violent.
907
00:57:58,673 --> 00:58:00,266
I want it to be
life-affirming.
908
00:58:00,383 --> 00:58:02,477
Life-affirming?
Schmife-affirming!
909
00:58:02,593 --> 00:58:05,267
It's about seven fucking
psychopaths! Hey!
910
00:58:07,056 --> 00:58:09,354
No, you know what I think
the movie should be?
911
00:58:11,310 --> 00:58:14,154
The first half should
be a perfect setup
912
00:58:14,230 --> 00:58:15,903
for an out-and-out
revenge flick.
913
00:58:15,981 --> 00:58:19,201
Yeah.
Violence. Guns.
914
00:58:19,527 --> 00:58:21,655
All the usual bullshit.
And then...
915
00:58:23,489 --> 00:58:25,082
I don't know, man, it's...
916
00:58:25,157 --> 00:58:28,001
The lead characters
should just walk away.
917
00:58:28,703 --> 00:58:32,424
They should just drive off into the
desert and pitch a tent somewhere
918
00:58:32,998 --> 00:58:35,717
and just talk for the rest of
919
00:58:37,545 --> 00:58:41,550
the frigging movie.
No shoot-outs, no payoffs.
920
00:58:41,632 --> 00:58:44,602
Just human beings talking.
921
00:58:45,177 --> 00:58:47,179
What, are we making
French movies now?
922
00:58:47,304 --> 00:58:50,308
That sounds like the stupidest ending.
No shoot-outs?
923
00:58:50,766 --> 00:58:52,939
That sounds like
the stupidest ending
924
00:58:53,018 --> 00:58:55,066
to a movie I've ever fucking...
925
00:58:55,146 --> 00:58:56,819
No shoot-outs?
Mmm-hmm.
926
00:58:58,816 --> 00:59:00,159
(GROANS)
927
00:59:01,026 --> 00:59:03,120
No?
No!
928
00:59:13,164 --> 00:59:14,336
BILLY: Wow.
929
00:59:14,665 --> 00:59:18,169
Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out,
that'd be the perfect place.
930
00:59:18,252 --> 00:59:19,813
I know we're not
gonna have a shoot-out.
931
00:59:19,837 --> 00:59:21,714
I'm just saying if we were
gonna have a shoot-out.
932
00:59:21,797 --> 00:59:24,676
Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph.
933
00:59:25,843 --> 00:59:29,268
♪ And you cried all night
934
00:59:30,389 --> 00:59:35,270
♪ Till you created a stream
and it flows forever
935
00:59:36,687 --> 00:59:39,110
♪ It's made of dreams
936
00:59:40,149 --> 00:59:41,742
♪ That didn't come true
937
00:59:41,859 --> 00:59:44,863
♪ And I'm sorry,
there's nothing more
938
00:59:45,780 --> 00:59:48,158
♪ That I can do
939
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:54,917
♪ When we get... ♪
940
00:59:56,332 --> 00:59:57,504
Hey, ho.
941
01:00:00,669 --> 01:00:03,422
Martin, I've been
reading your movie.
942
01:00:04,048 --> 01:00:05,049
Oh.
943
01:00:05,925 --> 01:00:07,393
What do you think?
944
01:00:07,510 --> 01:00:09,433
Your women
characters are awful.
945
01:00:11,013 --> 01:00:13,892
None of them have anything
to say for themselves.
946
01:00:13,974 --> 01:00:15,817
And most of them
get either shot
947
01:00:15,893 --> 01:00:17,816
or stabbed to death
within five minutes.
948
01:00:17,895 --> 01:00:20,614
And the ones that don't
probably will later on.
949
01:00:22,233 --> 01:00:23,405
Well...
950
01:00:24,610 --> 01:00:27,033
It's a hard world
for women. You know?
951
01:00:27,905 --> 01:00:29,657
And I guess that's
what I'm trying to say.
952
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:31,959
Yeah, it's a hard world
for women,
953
01:00:32,034 --> 01:00:34,662
but most of the ones I know can
string a sentence together.
954
01:00:34,954 --> 01:00:36,171
(CHUCKLES)
955
01:00:38,582 --> 01:00:40,255
Didn't you like anything in it?
956
01:00:40,376 --> 01:00:43,004
You know who I'm intrigued by?
Who's that?
957
01:00:43,087 --> 01:00:47,058
This Vietnamese guy with the hooker.
Is it like a dream sequence?
958
01:00:47,132 --> 01:00:49,260
No. The Vietnamese guy...
959
01:00:50,719 --> 01:00:53,268
I just know his story
ain't gonna end in nothing
960
01:00:54,265 --> 01:00:56,484
but carnage and horror and...
961
01:00:58,060 --> 01:00:59,403
So I didn't even
wanna write it.
962
01:01:00,729 --> 01:01:01,889
MARTY:
He's not even a priest.
963
01:01:01,939 --> 01:01:03,782
I just like the image
of a Vietnamese guy
964
01:01:03,858 --> 01:01:05,656
in a priest's outfit
with a snub-nosed .44.
965
01:01:07,236 --> 01:01:09,489
Anyway, his story is...
966
01:01:09,822 --> 01:01:12,371
He was in the Vietcong
for many years.
967
01:01:12,449 --> 01:01:16,374
A brilliant warrior
but a sicko. A psycho.
968
01:01:16,954 --> 01:01:18,547
(HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING)
969
01:01:19,707 --> 01:01:23,052
And when the war was ended, he
returned to his little farming village
970
01:01:23,127 --> 01:01:26,597
with all intentions of living a peaceful
life with his wife and daughters.
971
01:01:26,672 --> 01:01:29,551
But the little farming village
he came from was called
972
01:01:29,633 --> 01:01:30,725
My Lai.
973
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:37,308
And his wife
wasn't there any more.
974
01:01:37,683 --> 01:01:39,606
And his daughters
weren't there any more.
975
01:01:43,647 --> 01:01:46,400
And he ventured to
the USA to track down
976
01:01:46,483 --> 01:01:47,951
all the members
of Charlie Company
977
01:01:48,027 --> 01:01:50,826
who raped and butchered
his whole entire family.
978
01:01:53,449 --> 01:01:55,417
You see where I'm going
with this, right?
979
01:01:57,202 --> 01:02:00,797
Well, he'd already slaughtered six of
them by the time he got to Phoenix,
980
01:02:00,873 --> 01:02:02,625
where some kind of convention
was about to be held
981
01:02:02,708 --> 01:02:04,961
on the rights and wrongs
of the Vietnam War.
982
01:02:05,044 --> 01:02:06,637
And he's got
a big bomb with him
983
01:02:06,712 --> 01:02:07,838
that he's gonna
strap to a hooker
984
01:02:07,922 --> 01:02:09,845
and send her into the
middle of this convention.
985
01:02:10,257 --> 01:02:12,055
So this is the night
that we meet him,
986
01:02:12,134 --> 01:02:13,681
and the hooker's
there in her panties.
987
01:02:13,761 --> 01:02:16,139
And, like I said,
there's no way
988
01:02:16,221 --> 01:02:17,643
that story's ending but grimly.
989
01:02:18,307 --> 01:02:21,106
That's a great
fucking psychopath, Marty.
990
01:02:22,353 --> 01:02:27,029
Yeah. But it's not what I wanna
really be writing about any more.
991
01:02:32,363 --> 01:02:35,082
New idea. How about we change the
title from the Seven Psychopaths
992
01:02:35,157 --> 01:02:37,159
to the Seven Lesbians
Who Are All Disabled
993
01:02:37,242 --> 01:02:38,722
And Have Overcome
All This Spazzy Shit
994
01:02:38,786 --> 01:02:41,380
And Are Really Nice To Everybody
And Two Of 'Em Are Black?
995
01:02:41,455 --> 01:02:42,877
How about that?
996
01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:57,726
♪ I come from
a long line in history
997
01:02:58,722 --> 01:03:00,440
♪ Of dreamers
998
01:03:04,979 --> 01:03:08,700
♪ Each one more tired
999
01:03:08,941 --> 01:03:11,660
♪ Than the one before...
1000
01:03:15,906 --> 01:03:18,375
I'm out here in the wilderness
1001
01:03:19,785 --> 01:03:21,913
trying to think
about some ideas.
1002
01:03:22,454 --> 01:03:28,006
Anyway, the way
I picture your screenplay,
1003
01:03:28,085 --> 01:03:32,340
especially with this Vietnamese guy
who, of course, I'm fascinated by.
1004
01:03:32,548 --> 01:03:35,677
♪ ...country dumb ♪
1005
01:03:37,302 --> 01:03:39,100
MARTY: Pressure. Pressure.
BILLY: Huh?
1006
01:03:39,346 --> 01:03:40,939
(BILLY CHUCKLING)
1007
01:03:41,265 --> 01:03:42,812
BILLY:
I'm a little nervous.
1008
01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:45,523
Okay, everybody comfortable?
1009
01:03:46,937 --> 01:03:48,405
Cell phones off, right?
1010
01:03:49,898 --> 01:03:51,115
Okay, here we go.
1011
01:03:51,942 --> 01:03:53,239
Exterior.
1012
01:03:53,819 --> 01:03:55,867
Cemetery. Night.
1013
01:03:56,488 --> 01:03:58,786
The shoot-out. Yeah!
1014
01:04:00,993 --> 01:04:03,416
BILLY: The Jack O' Diamonds
is waiting there with Bonny,
1015
01:04:03,495 --> 01:04:06,044
and he's arranged to give him back
and have this whole thing end
1016
01:04:06,123 --> 01:04:08,592
because all he really
wants is peace. You know,
1017
01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:11,546
like Gandhi or Jesus
or that other guy.
1018
01:04:12,421 --> 01:04:14,719
Anyway, he's waiting there
for the Mafia boss,
1019
01:04:14,798 --> 01:04:17,972
who's agreed to show up alone and unarmed.
But, yeah, guess what?
1020
01:04:18,052 --> 01:04:20,430
MARTY: Wait, wait a minute.
1021
01:04:20,512 --> 01:04:22,480
Surely he knows that
the Mafia boss is a psycho?
1022
01:04:22,556 --> 01:04:25,150
Why would he believe he'd
show up alone and unarmed?
1023
01:04:25,642 --> 01:04:26,643
Hmm.
1024
01:04:27,311 --> 01:04:28,483
You know?
Yeah.
1025
01:04:34,985 --> 01:04:36,077
Exactly!
1026
01:04:36,153 --> 01:04:39,123
Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds was
expecting to get double-crossed
1027
01:04:39,198 --> 01:04:40,700
because he just happens to have
1028
01:04:40,783 --> 01:04:42,706
brought a couple
of friends along.
1029
01:04:43,869 --> 01:04:46,964
Suddenly, from out
of every fucking grave
1030
01:04:47,039 --> 01:04:50,009
burst the seven psychopaths,
a gun in every hand.
1031
01:04:50,334 --> 01:04:51,631
(IMITATES GUNFIRE)
1032
01:04:51,877 --> 01:04:54,505
Flamethrower!
Who the fuck is that?
1033
01:04:55,214 --> 01:04:56,306
(MAN SHOUTS)
1034
01:04:56,465 --> 01:04:59,969
It's the Vietcong guy.
He was hiding up a tree.
1035
01:05:00,177 --> 01:05:01,394
(HOCKING)
1036
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:02,721
You! You're there,
1037
01:05:02,846 --> 01:05:05,007
but you're just there to
observe, and that's all right.
1038
01:05:05,224 --> 01:05:07,943
Nobody thinks you're a pussy.
But it's started raining now.
1039
01:05:08,018 --> 01:05:09,235
(IMITATES RAIN)
1040
01:05:09,311 --> 01:05:10,688
Lightning.
(IMITATES LIGHTNING)
1041
01:05:11,355 --> 01:05:15,576
And oh, no, look who's wandered
in like a fucking idiot.
1042
01:05:15,692 --> 01:05:19,822
It's Kaya. She's come to say
sorry to you, and she loves you,
1043
01:05:20,114 --> 01:05:22,958
and that she didn't mean
to be such a fucking bitch.
1044
01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:26,207
You scream out,
"Ka ya! Stay back!"
1045
01:05:26,995 --> 01:05:29,339
Too late,
she's fucking mown down.
1046
01:05:29,790 --> 01:05:32,043
Fucking mown down!
1047
01:05:32,376 --> 01:05:33,844
(IMITATES MACHINE GUN)
1048
01:05:36,630 --> 01:05:38,007
Her head almost comes off.
1049
01:05:39,091 --> 01:05:40,468
Her head does come off.
1050
01:05:40,551 --> 01:05:43,145
You scream out her name,
all sad, and she dies.
1051
01:05:43,428 --> 01:05:48,104
"Kaya! Kaya!"
1052
01:05:48,392 --> 01:05:53,068
You throw your notepad away. Art and
peace and all that shit can wait!
1053
01:05:53,397 --> 01:05:55,445
Now's the time
for men to be men!
1054
01:05:55,524 --> 01:05:57,026
(BILLY IMITATING GUNFIRE)
1055
01:06:08,829 --> 01:06:11,628
"Fuck you, you cunts!"
1056
01:06:14,042 --> 01:06:15,419
It's really emotional.
1057
01:06:16,336 --> 01:06:17,679
And then... Hold on.
1058
01:06:21,508 --> 01:06:22,725
Yeah...
1059
01:06:23,468 --> 01:06:25,345
The black chick from
the serial killer killers.
1060
01:06:25,429 --> 01:06:27,431
She fought good,
but she's the next to croak.
1061
01:06:29,474 --> 01:06:31,522
Zachariah dies, too.
He buys it.
1062
01:06:31,977 --> 01:06:34,355
Dies in her arms.
And they die
1063
01:06:34,438 --> 01:06:36,532
and they're old and mental,
and so much in love.
1064
01:06:37,107 --> 01:06:38,734
You know, it's really sad.
1065
01:06:39,568 --> 01:06:41,445
But his rabbit
gets away, though,
1066
01:06:41,528 --> 01:06:44,623
because you can't let the animals
die in a movie. Just the women.
1067
01:06:45,365 --> 01:06:48,414
Anyway, guns, guns, guns!
Blam, blam, blam.
1068
01:06:49,453 --> 01:06:51,126
(TALKING GIBBERISH)
1069
01:06:53,790 --> 01:06:56,088
The Vietcong gets hit.
Then he dies,
1070
01:06:56,168 --> 01:06:59,138
and he never even had a fucking
name, and he's so good.
1071
01:06:59,213 --> 01:07:01,432
With his dying move,
he throws his nunchakus
1072
01:07:01,506 --> 01:07:02,786
and he kills two
of the bastards.
1073
01:07:02,841 --> 01:07:04,559
MARTY:
Nunchakus are Japanese.
1074
01:07:04,801 --> 01:07:07,054
So the only ones left are you
1075
01:07:07,471 --> 01:07:08,973
and Hans.
(GUNS CLICKING)
1076
01:07:19,483 --> 01:07:24,114
Peace is for queers.
And now you're gonna die.
1077
01:07:24,196 --> 01:07:25,664
But the Jack O' Diamonds
isn't dead at all.
1078
01:07:25,739 --> 01:07:28,993
He was just a bit injured and he had
a fucking crossbow up his sleeve.
1079
01:07:29,785 --> 01:07:31,002
(GASPS)
1080
01:07:35,249 --> 01:07:37,593
That's not enough,
so he pulls out a shotgun.
1081
01:07:39,169 --> 01:07:40,421
Goodbye.
1082
01:07:42,172 --> 01:07:45,267
And as the Jack O' Diamonds dies
in their arms, he whispers,
1083
01:07:46,301 --> 01:07:50,351
(WHEEZES) "We did good, we
did good, didn't we, Marty?"
1084
01:07:50,681 --> 01:07:52,149
And through your tears,
you say,
1085
01:07:52,224 --> 01:07:53,864
(IN MOCK IRISH ACCENT)
"Ah, bejesus, Jack,
1086
01:07:54,101 --> 01:07:56,524
we did more than good.
We did grand."
1087
01:07:57,145 --> 01:08:01,275
Jack says, "All I ever
wanted was to be your friend."
1088
01:08:01,358 --> 01:08:03,486
"Marty, I'm your friend
now, ain't I?"
1089
01:08:03,568 --> 01:08:08,290
And you say, "Ah, bejesus, sure,
you're me best friend, Jack."
1090
01:08:08,365 --> 01:08:10,038
"You're me best friend."
1091
01:08:10,867 --> 01:08:12,995
And then
the Jack O' Diamonds dies.
1092
01:08:13,578 --> 01:08:17,503
And as his soul leaves his body
to go dance with the angels,
1093
01:08:17,582 --> 01:08:20,005
we pan up over
the blood-strewn cemetery
1094
01:08:20,085 --> 01:08:22,713
and off into the pretty
blue skies of dawn.
1095
01:08:22,796 --> 01:08:27,643
Skies blue enough to suggest
that maybe there can be peace
1096
01:08:28,218 --> 01:08:31,973
one clay in this troubled
but beautiful world.
1097
01:08:32,055 --> 01:08:36,526
Maybe there can be peace
because that would be good!
1098
01:08:42,149 --> 01:08:43,275
MARTY: That's the end?
1099
01:08:44,109 --> 01:08:45,235
Yeah!
1100
01:08:46,611 --> 01:08:47,658
Oh.
1101
01:08:47,738 --> 01:08:49,740
So, opinions?
1102
01:08:52,576 --> 01:08:53,793
Well...
1103
01:08:54,745 --> 01:08:55,917
It's very...
1104
01:08:58,248 --> 01:09:00,876
I like it.
You like it? Hey!
1105
01:09:01,376 --> 01:09:02,468
All right.
1106
01:09:02,544 --> 01:09:05,172
It's got layers, you know.
BILLY: Layers?
1107
01:09:05,255 --> 01:09:07,257
Like a pie. Like a cake.
1108
01:09:07,758 --> 01:09:10,136
It's got...
It's got many layers.
1109
01:09:10,886 --> 01:09:12,559
This is an important
demographic.
1110
01:09:12,679 --> 01:09:13,851
Mmm-hmm.
1111
01:09:14,181 --> 01:09:15,854
So, what do you think?
1112
01:09:15,932 --> 01:09:18,185
I think it's very,
it's very, you know...
1113
01:09:18,268 --> 01:09:21,442
Very... Moving. Moving. Moving.
1114
01:09:21,521 --> 01:09:23,201
I was paying attention,
I'll tell you that.
1115
01:09:24,441 --> 01:09:26,159
You were... Moving.
1116
01:09:26,443 --> 01:09:27,990
It's impossible
1117
01:09:28,111 --> 01:09:31,866
for someone's head to actually
explode, isn't it? When it gets shot.
1118
01:09:32,366 --> 01:09:33,583
No, no, it's possible.
1119
01:09:33,658 --> 01:09:37,288
If the person's head was made out
of explosives, it's possible.
1120
01:09:38,038 --> 01:09:40,382
Yeah. I like that.
1121
01:09:40,457 --> 01:09:42,004
(MARTY CHUCKLING)
1122
01:09:47,672 --> 01:09:48,798
Hans.
1123
01:10:03,814 --> 01:10:05,657
MARTY:
Billy's a psychopath, Hans.
1124
01:10:06,817 --> 01:10:08,069
(SIGHS)
1125
01:10:09,653 --> 01:10:12,577
I guess he's made it
into your movie, then?
1126
01:10:16,743 --> 01:10:18,370
(WHISTLING)
1127
01:10:25,168 --> 01:10:27,967
Hi, Hans.
Hi, Mart.
1128
01:10:31,758 --> 01:10:33,385
Marty, is that
what I think it is?
1129
01:10:34,010 --> 01:10:36,229
If you think it's a bottle
of bourbon, then yeah.
1130
01:10:39,015 --> 01:10:40,267
MARTY:
Do you want some?
1131
01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:41,772
Wow.
MARTY: Wow?
1132
01:10:42,269 --> 01:10:43,270
BILLY: Wow.
1133
01:10:43,353 --> 01:10:45,822
Hans. Are you not
gonna say something?
1134
01:10:46,481 --> 01:10:47,949
Where's the peyote, Billy?
1135
01:10:48,692 --> 01:10:51,036
Oh, are we gonna
have a peyote party?
1136
01:10:51,319 --> 01:10:52,536
HANS: Why not?
1137
01:11:01,997 --> 01:11:03,123
(MUMBLES)
1138
01:11:05,292 --> 01:11:06,635
HANS: I think
1139
01:11:06,918 --> 01:11:08,545
I'd have made a great Pope.
1140
01:11:12,215 --> 01:11:13,808
I'd have been very lenient.
1141
01:11:13,884 --> 01:11:15,727
You'd have made
an awesome Pope, Hans.
1142
01:11:16,011 --> 01:11:17,012
Huh?
1143
01:11:18,889 --> 01:11:20,106
Hans,
1144
01:11:24,019 --> 01:11:26,488
isn't one of us gonna address
the elephant in the room?
1145
01:11:27,647 --> 01:11:28,899
The what?
1146
01:11:30,358 --> 01:11:35,364
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, who's on the
fucking peyote around here, Marty?
1147
01:11:43,997 --> 01:11:45,089
Paw.
1148
01:11:48,251 --> 01:11:49,343
Paw.
1149
01:11:50,378 --> 01:11:52,597
I'm sorry if I haven't been a
very good friend to you, Billy.
1150
01:11:52,672 --> 01:11:53,764
Paw.
1151
01:11:55,091 --> 01:11:57,772
You've been a good friend to me, Marty.
What are you talking about?
1152
01:11:58,011 --> 01:11:59,263
(MUMBLES)
1153
01:12:02,182 --> 01:12:03,855
Why did you kill
all those people?
1154
01:12:07,145 --> 01:12:08,146
Huh?
1155
01:12:10,232 --> 01:12:12,234
Why did you kill
all those people?
1156
01:12:15,779 --> 01:12:17,873
Like I told you
at Kaya's party,
1157
01:12:17,948 --> 01:12:20,028
I killed all those people
to spur you on a little bit
1158
01:12:20,075 --> 01:12:21,873
and give you
something to write about
1159
01:12:21,952 --> 01:12:23,795
and get you to finish
your screenplay.
1160
01:12:25,914 --> 01:12:27,632
You told me...
1161
01:12:28,166 --> 01:12:29,463
When?
1162
01:12:40,303 --> 01:12:44,729
I can't believe you told me
about this at the party, man!
1163
01:12:48,979 --> 01:12:51,778
Maybe I am an alcoholic if I could
forget something like that.
1164
01:12:53,817 --> 01:12:54,989
(CHUCKLES)
1165
01:12:55,819 --> 01:12:57,492
Maybe I am an alcoholic.
1166
01:13:02,450 --> 01:13:04,570
Okay, listen. I didn't tell
you about it at the party.
1167
01:13:04,578 --> 01:13:08,082
I was just kidding about that
because you surprised me,
1168
01:13:08,164 --> 01:13:10,087
and it would have been ridiculous
telling you at the party.
1169
01:13:10,166 --> 01:13:11,918
You might have told somebody,
got me in trouble.
1170
01:13:12,002 --> 01:13:14,255
Then why did you just tell
me that you told me?
1171
01:13:14,379 --> 01:13:15,972
To make you think a little bit
1172
01:13:16,047 --> 01:13:17,720
about your alcohol issues.
How about that?
1173
01:13:17,799 --> 01:13:19,676
Billy, you kill women!
1174
01:13:19,801 --> 01:13:22,805
I killed a woman.
Take it easy.
1175
01:13:22,971 --> 01:13:24,348
You shot her
in the stomach, Billy.
1176
01:13:24,973 --> 01:13:26,850
That's better than
the head, ain't it?
1177
01:13:27,017 --> 01:13:28,143
Not really, no.
1178
01:13:28,226 --> 01:13:29,899
I said I was sorry, didn't I?
1179
01:13:29,978 --> 01:13:31,104
Yeah, well...
1180
01:13:32,314 --> 01:13:34,612
I don't hang out with people
who kill women, Billy,
1181
01:13:34,691 --> 01:13:37,160
and I certainly don't write
screenplays with them.
1182
01:13:39,946 --> 01:13:41,539
What are you
talking about, Marty?
1183
01:13:43,116 --> 01:13:45,118
You'd best pack
the tent up, Billy.
1184
01:13:48,121 --> 01:13:49,247
It's over.
1185
01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:53,093
It's over?
1186
01:13:56,129 --> 01:13:57,472
Now what...
1187
01:13:57,547 --> 01:14:00,551
Where's this other
fucking nutcase?
1188
01:14:04,387 --> 01:14:05,479
MARTY: Hans!
1189
01:14:06,723 --> 01:14:07,815
Hans.
1190
01:14:08,558 --> 01:14:09,605
(PANTS)
1191
01:14:09,684 --> 01:14:11,561
Hans. We're leaving.
1192
01:14:12,729 --> 01:14:18,236
My wife is sitting on a chair someplace.
Some gray place.
1193
01:14:19,069 --> 01:14:21,868
I thought she'd be in Heaven,
but she's sitting on a chair
1194
01:14:22,572 --> 01:14:24,415
with a bullet in her head.
1195
01:14:24,491 --> 01:14:27,040
I thought they'd have cleaned
that kind of stuff up.
1196
01:14:27,661 --> 01:14:28,833
Maybe you've just eaten
1197
01:14:28,912 --> 01:14:30,960
too many hallucinogenic
cactuses tonight, Hans.
1198
01:14:31,039 --> 01:14:33,792
Nothing to do with
the hallucinogens.
1199
01:14:33,875 --> 01:14:35,001
But you've just seen Myra
1200
01:14:35,085 --> 01:14:36,553
on a chair with a bullet
through her head.
1201
01:14:36,628 --> 01:14:38,380
In some gray place.
1202
01:14:39,047 --> 01:14:40,264
England?
1203
01:14:40,715 --> 01:14:42,558
It seemed a lot
worse than that.
1204
01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:45,269
Wow.
1205
01:14:46,054 --> 01:14:48,523
Listen, Hans, what say we talk
about this on the drive home?
1206
01:14:48,598 --> 01:14:50,692
I mean, we may find some
perfectly reasonable...
1207
01:14:55,271 --> 01:14:56,443
Jesus.
1208
01:14:56,648 --> 01:14:57,820
Billy.
1209
01:14:59,317 --> 01:15:00,614
Billy?
1210
01:15:07,367 --> 01:15:08,789
(PANTING)
1211
01:15:12,247 --> 01:15:13,965
BILLY: In the tent, dumbo.
1212
01:15:14,207 --> 01:15:15,299
What?
1213
01:15:15,625 --> 01:15:17,093
Now don't get mad.
1214
01:15:20,922 --> 01:15:22,219
MARTY:
What the hell did you do?
1215
01:15:23,174 --> 01:15:24,972
I set the car on fire.
1216
01:15:25,802 --> 01:15:28,351
How the hell are we
supposed to get home?
1217
01:15:28,430 --> 01:15:30,558
We're in the middle
of the fucking desert, Billy.
1218
01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:32,483
Yeah, that's the least
of our worries.
1219
01:15:36,938 --> 01:15:38,485
What else did you do?
1220
01:15:38,565 --> 01:15:40,112
I'll give you a clue.
1221
01:15:43,695 --> 01:15:45,072
Come on in.
1222
01:15:45,363 --> 01:15:47,365
So, yeah, I just called
up old Charlie Costello
1223
01:15:47,449 --> 01:15:49,543
and I told him where we were and
to come down and get his dog back
1224
01:15:49,617 --> 01:15:52,497
and said if he had any trouble finding
us, just look for a Buick on fire.
1225
01:15:52,537 --> 01:15:54,289
But I did tell him to
promise to come alone
1226
01:15:54,372 --> 01:15:56,090
and unarmed,
and he said he would.
1227
01:15:56,499 --> 01:15:58,752
And he'll be here in a couple
of hours, depending on traffic.
1228
01:15:58,835 --> 01:16:01,304
Now, I've labeled
these guns for you,
1229
01:16:01,379 --> 01:16:03,347
but you totally
don't have to use them.
1230
01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,764
I won't think you're pussies,
but I'm gonna hang on to mine.
1231
01:16:06,843 --> 01:16:08,123
I think we've
done enough of this
1232
01:16:08,511 --> 01:16:10,388
"talking about peace in
the desert" type stuff.
1233
01:16:10,472 --> 01:16:11,598
Don't you?
1234
01:16:11,681 --> 01:16:13,729
I do. This movie ends my way.
1235
01:16:18,646 --> 01:16:22,947
Well, that's just fucking great!
Oh, great!
1236
01:16:24,527 --> 01:16:26,871
You know what that is?
Do you know what that is?
1237
01:16:26,988 --> 01:16:29,787
Great? That's just
fucking great!
1238
01:16:31,409 --> 01:16:32,661
(SIGHS)
1239
01:16:36,414 --> 01:16:38,382
How far is the walk
to the Welcome Center?
1240
01:16:39,083 --> 01:16:40,300
We can't leave him.
1241
01:16:41,085 --> 01:16:42,211
(STAMMERS)
1242
01:16:42,462 --> 01:16:43,839
You ain't gonna fight.
1243
01:16:43,922 --> 01:16:47,051
Of course I ain't gonna
fight, but I ain't gonna run.
1244
01:16:47,467 --> 01:16:49,890
What are you gonna do, then?
I guess I'm gonna die.
1245
01:16:50,929 --> 01:16:52,522
Friends don't make
their friends die, Hans.
1246
01:16:52,597 --> 01:16:54,190
Psychopathic friends do.
1247
01:16:55,350 --> 01:16:58,399
You're the one who thought
psychopaths were so interesting.
1248
01:16:59,229 --> 01:17:02,403
They get kind of tiresome after
a while, don't you think?
1249
01:17:05,401 --> 01:17:06,698
(MUMBLES)
1250
01:17:18,581 --> 01:17:22,677
Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it?
That's enormous.
1251
01:17:22,752 --> 01:17:25,801
Hey, Marty, we just seen
some kind of giant gerbil.
1252
01:17:25,880 --> 01:17:27,132
(GRUNTS) Oh.
1253
01:17:27,215 --> 01:17:28,432
(GROANS)
1254
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:32,478
Marty, you alcoholic
fucking bastard.
1255
01:17:33,721 --> 01:17:35,894
You might wanna
stop drinking, Martin,
1256
01:17:35,974 --> 01:17:38,272
if this is the way
you're gonna behave.
1257
01:17:39,185 --> 01:17:41,438
If this is the way I'm gonna...
1258
01:17:41,521 --> 01:17:44,149
This guy just telephoned
a psycho-killer
1259
01:17:44,232 --> 01:17:45,529
to come down
and psycho-kill us.
1260
01:17:45,775 --> 01:17:48,278
And this guy's doubting a
lifelong belief in the afterlife
1261
01:17:48,361 --> 01:17:50,784
because of a psychedelic
cactus he just ate.
1262
01:17:51,114 --> 01:17:53,958
And you motherfuckers are telling
me to behave? Whoa! Whoa!
1263
01:17:54,033 --> 01:17:55,785
Time out. What's all
this about doubting
1264
01:17:55,869 --> 01:17:57,371
a lifelong belief
in the afterlife
1265
01:17:57,453 --> 01:17:59,000
because of a psychedelic
cactus you just ate?
1266
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:01,174
Hans, what the heck?
I met Myra.
1267
01:18:02,250 --> 01:18:05,174
On the ridge.
She had some things to say.
1268
01:18:06,504 --> 01:18:09,053
About the afterlife being
non-existent or something?
1269
01:18:10,049 --> 01:18:11,266
That was the gist.
1270
01:18:13,094 --> 01:18:15,813
No, no, it might
have sounded like Myra.
1271
01:18:16,848 --> 01:18:18,316
But you know why?
1272
01:18:19,601 --> 01:18:22,070
Now don't get mad, but you know
1273
01:18:22,145 --> 01:18:24,318
I can do Myra's
voice pretty good.
1274
01:18:25,315 --> 01:18:29,661
Yeah, I snuck up there a little while
ago and I pretended to be her.
1275
01:18:30,320 --> 01:18:32,789
I started saying all
kinds of crazy stuff.
1276
01:18:36,159 --> 01:18:38,833
But what specifically
did you say?
1277
01:18:40,330 --> 01:18:42,082
About the place
1278
01:18:42,999 --> 01:18:45,718
you were in.
The place Myra was in.
1279
01:18:46,419 --> 01:18:47,420
Huh?
1280
01:18:47,503 --> 01:18:50,302
How did you describe it,
specifically?
1281
01:18:51,841 --> 01:18:52,967
(STAMMERS)
1282
01:18:53,718 --> 01:18:55,345
You mean specifically?
Yeah.
1283
01:18:56,179 --> 01:18:58,853
I just kind of said
it was all kind of...
1284
01:19:03,102 --> 01:19:05,855
I just kind of said
it was all kind of
1285
01:19:05,939 --> 01:19:07,316
gray and shit.
1286
01:19:11,569 --> 01:19:12,616
No.
1287
01:19:42,392 --> 01:19:43,769
(CHUCKLES)
1288
01:19:52,527 --> 01:19:53,653
(SIGHS)
1289
01:20:00,785 --> 01:20:03,254
Oh, great, now I have to kill
everybody all on my own.
1290
01:20:06,582 --> 01:20:08,255
Sorry for hitting you
in the face so hard.
1291
01:20:10,169 --> 01:20:13,890
That's all right. It was a pretty
good punch for a pacifist.
1292
01:20:18,511 --> 01:20:19,854
I love you, man.
1293
01:20:20,763 --> 01:20:22,265
I love you, too.
1294
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:28,025
Listen, if you're not gonna
be really doing any shooting,
1295
01:20:28,104 --> 01:20:30,698
maybe you should just go with
Hans, see he gets back all right.
1296
01:20:32,316 --> 01:20:33,363
Huh?
1297
01:20:33,443 --> 01:20:37,118
I think I'll see how this plays out.
Sure I'm drunk now anyway.
1298
01:20:38,865 --> 01:20:39,991
Yeah.
1299
01:20:41,492 --> 01:20:45,122
Seriously, Marty, you gotta do
something about your drinking
1300
01:20:45,455 --> 01:20:48,174
because, I swear to God, it's
gonna wind up killing you.
1301
01:21:03,723 --> 01:21:04,815
(SIGHS)
1302
01:21:06,809 --> 01:21:08,732
This is kind of like
that window of time
1303
01:21:08,811 --> 01:21:10,188
when you're waiting
in the waiting room
1304
01:21:10,271 --> 01:21:12,069
of the VD clinic, isn't it?
1305
01:21:12,523 --> 01:21:15,026
For the door to open and the
doctor to come out and say,
1306
01:21:15,109 --> 01:21:16,986
"Billy, you're good to go."
1307
01:21:18,613 --> 01:21:21,116
Or, "Billy, you've got VD."
1308
01:21:27,997 --> 01:21:29,590
Or chlamydia or whatever.
1309
01:21:32,502 --> 01:21:33,674
(SIGHS)
1310
01:21:38,341 --> 01:21:39,934
MARTY:
He's all alone.
1311
01:21:41,385 --> 01:21:43,183
What the hell's
he all alone for?
1312
01:22:06,202 --> 01:22:07,579
Turn around again.
1313
01:22:12,542 --> 01:22:14,089
BILLY:
And lift up your jacket.
1314
01:22:20,716 --> 01:22:21,808
You shot him in the back.
1315
01:22:21,884 --> 01:22:22,885
Of course I shot
him in the back.
1316
01:22:22,969 --> 01:22:24,437
I was going for his spine.
1317
01:22:26,139 --> 01:22:27,641
But he was unarmed.
1318
01:22:27,723 --> 01:22:29,976
My ass, he was fucking unarmed.
1319
01:22:32,645 --> 01:22:34,318
(GROANS) Where's your guns?
1320
01:22:34,397 --> 01:22:35,569
Where's your guns?
1321
01:22:35,648 --> 01:22:36,740
You said don't bring none,
1322
01:22:36,816 --> 01:22:38,489
so I didn't bring none.
1323
01:22:38,568 --> 01:22:39,865
Hey, Bonny baby.
1324
01:22:39,944 --> 01:22:44,040
You didn't bring a gun to the
final shoot-out? Bullshit.
1325
01:22:44,115 --> 01:22:45,833
And don't talk to my dog!
1326
01:22:45,908 --> 01:22:48,912
CHARLIE: He said don't bring
none, so I didn't bring none.
1327
01:22:49,453 --> 01:22:51,751
Who are you?
Just Billy's friend.
1328
01:22:52,165 --> 01:22:53,712
Found it, motherfucker.
1329
01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:55,759
Your friend's a fucking nut.
1330
01:22:55,835 --> 01:23:00,261
My ass, you was fucking unarmed.
I found it, motherfucker.
1331
01:23:00,715 --> 01:23:01,967
It's a flare gun, Billy.
1332
01:23:02,049 --> 01:23:04,143
You could do a lot of
damage with a flare gun.
1333
01:23:04,218 --> 01:23:05,845
Think I'm gonna die.
What?
1334
01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:08,849
I think I'm gonna die. Well,
don't keep going on about it!
1335
01:23:08,931 --> 01:23:11,184
You fucking cunt.
(GROANS)
1336
01:23:11,267 --> 01:23:12,644
Fucking ruined everything now.
1337
01:23:14,270 --> 01:23:17,945
Will you let me give him a couple of
kisses and a couple of scratches?
1338
01:23:18,024 --> 01:23:19,617
No, I ain't gonna
let you give him
1339
01:23:19,692 --> 01:23:22,195
a couple of kisses and
a couple of scratches!
1340
01:23:23,112 --> 01:23:24,614
Billy, we gotta get
him to a hospital.
1341
01:23:25,907 --> 01:23:29,707
Are you out of your
alcoholic fucking mind?
1342
01:23:29,911 --> 01:23:33,632
You don't take the chief fucking
villain to a fucking hospital.
1343
01:24:16,958 --> 01:24:18,130
Put your hands up.
1344
01:24:18,793 --> 01:24:19,840
No.
1345
01:24:21,128 --> 01:24:23,005
What?
I said no.
1346
01:24:24,298 --> 01:24:26,346
Why not?
I don't want to.
1347
01:24:27,885 --> 01:24:29,728
But I've got a gun.
I don't care.
1348
01:24:31,430 --> 01:24:32,647
But...
1349
01:24:33,683 --> 01:24:35,026
it doesn't make any sense.
1350
01:24:35,518 --> 01:24:36,770
Too bad.
1351
01:24:40,356 --> 01:24:41,608
Well...
1352
01:24:43,401 --> 01:24:44,573
Where are your friends?
1353
01:24:44,652 --> 01:24:45,744
I don't know.
1354
01:24:45,820 --> 01:24:48,289
Yes, you do know.
No, I don't know.
1355
01:24:48,364 --> 01:24:49,365
You do know.
1356
01:24:49,448 --> 01:24:50,449
Shoot me, then.
1357
01:25:03,212 --> 01:25:04,213
BILLY: Fucking dick-bags.
1358
01:25:04,297 --> 01:25:06,641
This is just
un-fucking-believable, man.
1359
01:25:07,758 --> 01:25:09,226
We can't just let
him bleed to death.
1360
01:25:09,302 --> 01:25:10,474
We totally can.
1361
01:25:10,553 --> 01:25:13,773
We totally can let him bleed to death.
That's totally what we can do.
1362
01:25:13,848 --> 01:25:15,566
I'm not leaving without my dog.
1363
01:25:15,933 --> 01:25:20,780
Listen up, you bald-headed fag.
It's you or your fucking dog!
1364
01:25:21,022 --> 01:25:22,490
I gotta pick me, don't I?
1365
01:25:22,565 --> 01:25:24,738
'Cause if I'm dead, I ain't
gonna have a dog anyway.
1366
01:25:25,067 --> 01:25:26,785
That's very good.
That's very brainy.
1367
01:25:26,861 --> 01:25:29,910
And if I'm alive, I can always
come back here and get my dog
1368
01:25:29,989 --> 01:25:32,242
and blow your goddamn
head off, can't I?
1369
01:25:32,408 --> 01:25:35,833
That's exactly right. With
your faggy little flare gun.
1370
01:25:35,911 --> 01:25:37,208
You cunt.
1371
01:25:37,580 --> 01:25:39,253
Can I have my flare gun back?
1372
01:25:39,332 --> 01:25:40,959
No, you can't have
your flare gun back.
1373
01:25:43,294 --> 01:25:44,466
(GLASS BREAKING)
1374
01:25:44,545 --> 01:25:46,422
What, is he drinking
and driving?
1375
01:25:49,592 --> 01:25:50,969
I'll be back for you.
1376
01:26:00,102 --> 01:26:03,606
BILLY: That was the worst final
shoot-out I've ever fucking seen, man.
1377
01:26:05,816 --> 01:26:10,117
Why would he only bring a
flare gun to the big final...
1378
01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:16,035
on, I get it.
1379
01:26:17,453 --> 01:26:18,796
(CHUCKLES)
1380
01:26:19,205 --> 01:26:20,707
Motherfucker.
1381
01:26:35,471 --> 01:26:36,597
You got a gun?
1382
01:26:46,899 --> 01:26:47,991
(CHUCKLES)
1383
01:26:48,442 --> 01:26:49,989
You don't got a gun,
do you, Quaker?
1384
01:26:54,824 --> 01:26:58,203
You better keep out of the way now,
all right, old man? I like you.
1385
01:26:58,953 --> 01:26:59,954
HANS: Hey.
1386
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:04,337
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1387
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:06,423
POLICE OFFICER:
Stop! Police!
1388
01:27:07,169 --> 01:27:08,671
(CAR ENGINES STARTING)
1389
01:27:12,133 --> 01:27:13,760
(POLICE OFFICERS SHOUTING)
1390
01:27:29,942 --> 01:27:31,535
It isn't gray
1391
01:27:32,987 --> 01:27:34,284
at all.
1392
01:27:52,631 --> 01:27:54,554
Shit!
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
1393
01:27:58,804 --> 01:28:00,477
Should've brought
that gun along, buddy.
1394
01:28:00,556 --> 01:28:01,603
Don't believe in them.
1395
01:28:02,516 --> 01:28:05,065
In guns?
You don't believe in guns?
1396
01:28:05,811 --> 01:28:07,563
They ain't fucking leprechauns,
1397
01:28:07,646 --> 01:28:09,523
you dumb Mick. What are
you talking about?
1398
01:28:09,899 --> 01:28:11,742
I was trying to
save your life, man.
1399
01:28:13,152 --> 01:28:15,655
It's a flesh wound,
you fucking idiot.
1400
01:28:16,197 --> 01:28:17,414
CHARLIE:
Give me my gun.
1401
01:28:20,910 --> 01:28:22,207
Cops are coming, Charlie.
1402
01:28:23,329 --> 01:28:25,081
We had to whack
that Quaker guy.
1403
01:28:31,587 --> 01:28:33,260
Don't you wish
you had a gun now?
1404
01:28:41,931 --> 01:28:42,978
No.
1405
01:28:45,184 --> 01:28:46,436
I don't.
1406
01:28:47,728 --> 01:28:49,651
So why don't you
go fuck yourself.
1407
01:28:51,857 --> 01:28:53,609
PAULO: Where's the
other guy, Charlie?
1408
01:28:57,988 --> 01:28:59,956
Down the road
a-ways with my dog.
1409
01:29:01,158 --> 01:29:02,580
What are we gonna do?
1410
01:29:10,125 --> 01:29:11,798
We're gonna go get my dog.
1411
01:29:20,803 --> 01:29:23,556
CHARLIE: What's with
your sour fucking puss?
1412
01:29:23,639 --> 01:29:25,516
I could've just killed
you now, couldn't I?
1413
01:29:26,642 --> 01:29:28,770
You've had your friend killed,
1414
01:29:28,852 --> 01:29:30,445
and you're just about to have
your other friend killed,
1415
01:29:30,521 --> 01:29:33,525
but that still only makes
two friends killed.
1416
01:29:33,607 --> 01:29:37,737
I've had four of my guys killed,
and also my girlfriend killed,
1417
01:29:37,820 --> 01:29:41,415
who I didn't like much, but
that's still five friends killed.
1418
01:29:41,490 --> 01:29:43,584
That's three more
friends killed
1419
01:29:43,659 --> 01:29:44,899
than you've had friends killed,
1420
01:29:44,952 --> 01:29:48,502
so don't give me that moany
fucking face, okay?
1421
01:29:49,331 --> 01:29:50,548
(YELLS)
1422
01:29:56,589 --> 01:29:57,681
(SCOFFS)
1423
01:30:00,593 --> 01:30:02,846
What? What do you see?
1424
01:30:03,804 --> 01:30:07,354
Oh, nothing. Just the perfect
place for a final shoot-out.
1425
01:30:39,798 --> 01:30:42,426
Get away from the car!
Get away from the car!
1426
01:30:53,395 --> 01:30:54,487
(CHUCKLES)
1427
01:31:00,819 --> 01:31:04,414
Throw your guns down,
or the alcoholic gets it!
1428
01:31:04,490 --> 01:31:05,992
Don't throw down shit, Billy!
1429
01:31:06,075 --> 01:31:09,375
BILLY: No, no. This is
working out perfect.
1430
01:31:09,453 --> 01:31:11,126
Here's my guns, mister.
1431
01:31:16,669 --> 01:31:18,091
And the other one!
1432
01:31:18,170 --> 01:31:19,342
I only had two.
1433
01:31:19,421 --> 01:31:21,298
CHARLIE:
Man, I saw you with three!
1434
01:31:21,757 --> 01:31:25,011
All right, all right,
you're one smart cheese!
1435
01:31:28,681 --> 01:31:31,309
Now get down here
with my fucking dog!
1436
01:31:31,725 --> 01:31:33,272
Are you gonna let
Marty go if I do?
1437
01:31:34,186 --> 01:31:36,609
Yes, I'm gonna let
Marty go if you do.
1438
01:31:36,772 --> 01:31:38,945
He didn't have anything
to do with any of this.
1439
01:31:39,608 --> 01:31:41,531
He was just writing a movie.
1440
01:31:42,403 --> 01:31:43,746
Are you?
Yeah.
1441
01:31:44,321 --> 01:31:45,493
What's it called?
1442
01:31:45,572 --> 01:31:46,698
Seven Psychopaths.
1443
01:31:51,412 --> 01:31:52,834
BILLY: I'm coming down.
1444
01:31:55,124 --> 01:31:57,843
I was just trying to buy
1445
01:31:57,918 --> 01:32:01,639
some time because I had to
1446
01:32:03,465 --> 01:32:05,513
reload something.
1447
01:32:06,635 --> 01:32:08,808
Forgot about the flare
gun, you fucking idiot.
1448
01:32:09,388 --> 01:32:10,810
Bonny.
1449
01:32:10,889 --> 01:32:12,311
BILLY:
Yeah, Bonny, I know.
1450
01:32:12,975 --> 01:32:13,976
(SNIGGERS)
1451
01:32:14,560 --> 01:32:16,187
And I like this dog.
1452
01:32:16,854 --> 01:32:20,984
Please. Bonny's not part of the gang.
That's not fair.
1453
01:32:21,483 --> 01:32:22,985
You gonna cry?
1454
01:32:23,986 --> 01:32:25,238
(BILLY CHUCKLES)
1455
01:32:25,529 --> 01:32:26,826
BILLY:
Marty, get going.
1456
01:32:28,490 --> 01:32:30,163
They killed Hans, Billy.
1457
01:32:36,373 --> 01:32:37,875
Ah, man.
1458
01:32:39,084 --> 01:32:41,507
I didn't kill him.
He killed him.
1459
01:32:42,296 --> 01:32:43,673
Don't kill my dog.
1460
01:32:44,339 --> 01:32:47,013
Marty, get going.
Write it up.
1461
01:32:51,638 --> 01:32:53,515
Come with me,
Billy. Please.
1462
01:32:53,932 --> 01:32:54,933
(EXHALES)
1463
01:32:55,017 --> 01:32:56,690
I told you, didn't I, Marty?
1464
01:32:58,687 --> 01:32:59,859
Told me what, Billy?
1465
01:33:00,439 --> 01:33:02,066
This movie ends my way.
1466
01:33:08,030 --> 01:33:09,282
Oh, fuck.
1467
01:33:15,078 --> 01:33:16,295
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
1468
01:33:16,371 --> 01:33:17,372
(GUN CLICKS)
1469
01:33:24,880 --> 01:33:25,881
(CLICKS)
1470
01:33:26,715 --> 01:33:28,388
What's the matter
with your fucking gun?
1471
01:33:29,009 --> 01:33:30,056
Gets jammed sometimes.
1472
01:33:33,388 --> 01:33:35,061
At the fucking standoff?
1473
01:33:35,390 --> 01:33:37,643
Paolo, shoot him.
At the fucking standoff?
1474
01:33:37,726 --> 01:33:39,774
Paolo, shoot him
while he's not looking.
1475
01:33:39,895 --> 01:33:42,523
I am looking. Clearly, I'm looking.
PAULO: And I ain't shooting.
1476
01:33:42,606 --> 01:33:44,734
What do you mean, you ain't shooting?
He's gonna shoot my dog.
1477
01:33:44,817 --> 01:33:46,319
Yeah, well, fuck your dog.
1478
01:33:47,236 --> 01:33:48,362
Fuck my dog?
1479
01:33:48,445 --> 01:33:51,198
BILLY: Hey, mongoloid,
fix your fucking gun,
1480
01:33:51,740 --> 01:33:54,744
or your little gay dog's little
gay head's gonna fucking explode.
1481
01:33:54,868 --> 01:33:56,996
He doesn't have a gay head.
Five.
1482
01:33:57,246 --> 01:33:59,248
He has a normal head.
Four.
1483
01:34:00,916 --> 01:34:03,465
Three. Can you go back to five?
1484
01:34:03,710 --> 01:34:05,508
I ain't going
back to five, man.
1485
01:34:06,421 --> 01:34:07,593
I ain't going back to five.
1486
01:34:17,724 --> 01:34:18,816
Five.
1487
01:34:21,144 --> 01:34:22,236
Four.
1488
01:34:22,312 --> 01:34:23,689
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
1489
01:34:25,065 --> 01:34:26,237
Three.
1490
01:34:28,443 --> 01:34:29,615
Two.
1491
01:34:36,827 --> 01:34:37,953
(GUNSHOT)
1492
01:34:45,794 --> 01:34:47,717
Drop your gun!
Let me see your hands!
1493
01:34:47,796 --> 01:34:49,218
Hands, move!
1494
01:34:52,426 --> 01:34:54,724
Come here, baby.
Come to Daddy.
1495
01:34:57,973 --> 01:34:59,065
Paw.
1496
01:35:02,394 --> 01:35:03,486
Paw.
1497
01:35:04,563 --> 01:35:05,655
Paw.
1498
01:35:47,648 --> 01:35:49,195
He's my friend.
1499
01:36:12,381 --> 01:36:13,974
HANS ON TAPE RECORDER:
To Martin, I...
1500
01:36:14,758 --> 01:36:18,479
Well, I ain't any kind of a
screenwriter as you know,
1501
01:36:18,553 --> 01:36:21,648
but I've been kind of trying to
come up with some sort of solution
1502
01:36:21,723 --> 01:36:25,478
to your Vietcong
psychopath conundrum
1503
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:27,608
and, goldarnit,
I think I may have found one.
1504
01:36:27,813 --> 01:36:29,907
So, there's this
1505
01:36:31,566 --> 01:36:35,446
Vietnamese guy, and he's in
this hotel room in Phoenix,
1506
01:36:35,570 --> 01:36:39,416
and he's sweating. He's sweating like hell.
He's burning up.
1507
01:36:39,825 --> 01:36:44,080
He takes out from his pocket a .44.
He checks it's loaded.
1508
01:36:45,288 --> 01:36:47,290
I don't know why
he checks it's loaded.
1509
01:36:47,374 --> 01:36:49,877
Surely he's the one
who loaded it?
1510
01:36:50,544 --> 01:36:55,550
Anyway, a hooker comes out of the
bathroom in a beautiful red dress.
1511
01:36:55,757 --> 01:36:58,010
She says, "Would you
like to make love,
1512
01:36:58,093 --> 01:37:02,439
or should we have an intelligent
conversation instead?
1513
01:37:02,681 --> 01:37:06,311
I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky
lately, I think he's a marvel."
1514
01:37:06,893 --> 01:37:10,773
The Vietnamese guy, you know, he
doesn't know what she's talking about.
1515
01:37:11,815 --> 01:37:13,783
He's Vietnamese.
So, anyway,
1516
01:37:14,067 --> 01:37:17,697
you said you wanted some sex in it,
so I guess they're having sex.
1517
01:37:17,779 --> 01:37:18,780
(MAN SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
1518
01:37:18,864 --> 01:37:20,332
Desist, brother.
1519
01:37:20,782 --> 01:37:22,750
You know this will not help us.
1520
01:37:27,289 --> 01:37:29,963
HANS: He sniffs the air.
He says the single word...
1521
01:37:30,042 --> 01:37:31,043
(SPEAKS VIETNAMESE)
1522
01:37:31,126 --> 01:37:32,173
Gasoline.
1523
01:37:32,252 --> 01:37:34,175
The hooker, she studied
Vietnamese at Yale.
1524
01:37:34,254 --> 01:37:35,255
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
1525
01:37:35,338 --> 01:37:37,181
I don't smell gas.
1526
01:37:42,012 --> 01:37:43,309
You will.
1527
01:37:44,306 --> 01:37:46,525
He drags her to the place
1528
01:37:47,225 --> 01:37:49,227
where the convention's
being held.
1529
01:37:49,686 --> 01:37:51,859
She's got
the dynamite tied to her.
1530
01:37:51,938 --> 01:37:53,940
He's got the gasoline
he's just bought.
1531
01:37:58,987 --> 01:38:01,911
She backs away, petrified.
1532
01:38:01,990 --> 01:38:06,291
He pours the gas out onto the floor.
It reaches her feet.
1533
01:38:06,495 --> 01:38:09,248
A little of it has splashed over himself.
It doesn't matter.
1534
01:38:09,331 --> 01:38:13,507
He takes out a match. In perfect
Vietnamese, the hooker whispers...
1535
01:38:13,585 --> 01:38:14,586
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
1536
01:38:14,669 --> 01:38:16,012
Desist, brother.
1537
01:38:16,296 --> 01:38:18,344
You know this will not help us.
1538
01:38:25,347 --> 01:38:29,477
He shuts his eyes.
Then he opens them again.
1539
01:38:32,521 --> 01:38:34,649
He ain't in Phoenix any more.
1540
01:38:35,357 --> 01:38:40,033
He's sitting in the middle of
a street in Saigon circa 1963
1541
01:38:40,362 --> 01:38:44,242
in the orange robes
of his Buddhist order,
1542
01:38:44,574 --> 01:38:47,248
and he's drenched
himself in gasoline.
1543
01:38:50,205 --> 01:38:52,207
As he finally manages to push
1544
01:38:52,290 --> 01:38:56,636
the thoughts of anger and hate
out of his gentle mind,
1545
01:38:56,711 --> 01:38:59,214
a fellow monk pleads
with him one final time.
1546
01:38:59,381 --> 01:39:00,428
(SPEAKING VIETNAMESE)
1547
01:39:00,507 --> 01:39:02,555
Desist, brother.
1548
01:39:02,634 --> 01:39:05,183
You know this will not help us.
1549
01:39:05,554 --> 01:39:08,353
And all angry thoughts
finally dispelled.
1550
01:39:12,310 --> 01:39:17,612
The first monk ever to burn himself
to death to protest the war whispers,
1551
01:39:18,233 --> 01:39:19,485
"it might."
1552
01:39:19,568 --> 01:39:20,740
It might.
1553
01:39:21,486 --> 01:39:24,490
"It might."
And he lights the match.
1554
01:39:31,246 --> 01:39:35,171
So, you know,
your Vietcong psycho story
1555
01:39:35,250 --> 01:39:41,178
becomes the final thoughts of a
man who chose not the darkness,
1556
01:39:41,256 --> 01:39:42,758
but the light.
1557
01:39:43,341 --> 01:39:45,639
The light being, you know,
1558
01:39:46,052 --> 01:39:49,056
suicide by self-immolation.
1559
01:39:52,017 --> 01:39:56,113
But I think that's the best we're gonna get.
And, you know...
1560
01:39:56,271 --> 01:39:57,488
(CLEARS THROAT)
1561
01:39:57,981 --> 01:39:59,358
I know you said
1562
01:40:00,984 --> 01:40:05,911
dream sequences are for fags, but I
think it could work, don't you?
1563
01:40:06,489 --> 01:40:08,366
We all gotta dream,
1564
01:40:09,618 --> 01:40:11,086
don't we?
1565
01:40:20,170 --> 01:40:21,638
Not just fags.
1566
01:40:23,215 --> 01:40:27,516
Oh, by the way, I don't think they
like being called "fags" any more.
1567
01:40:27,677 --> 01:40:31,807
I think nowadays
they prefer "homos."
1568
01:41:25,652 --> 01:41:30,783
♪ You and I travel to the
beat of a different drum
1569
01:41:30,949 --> 01:41:35,295
♪ Oh, can't you tell
by the way I run
1570
01:41:35,370 --> 01:41:38,749
♪ Every time
you make eyes at me
1571
01:41:39,165 --> 01:41:40,963
♪ Whoa
1572
01:41:41,042 --> 01:41:45,889
♪ You cry and moan
and say it will work out
1573
01:41:46,881 --> 01:41:50,556
♪ But, honey child,
I've got my doubts ♪
1574
01:41:54,431 --> 01:41:55,978
(PHONE RINGING)
1575
01:42:02,897 --> 01:42:04,899
Hello?
ZACHARIAH: Is this Martin?
1576
01:42:05,400 --> 01:42:06,822
Yeah, who's this?
1577
01:42:06,943 --> 01:42:08,411
It's Zachariah Rigby.
1578
01:42:10,572 --> 01:42:15,499
The guy you promised you'd put his
number up at the end of your movie.
1579
01:42:16,536 --> 01:42:21,087
Well, I went to see your movie yesterday.
Guess what?
1580
01:42:21,416 --> 01:42:22,668
Shit.
1581
01:42:22,751 --> 01:42:24,128
Now how's she ever
gonna fucking find me?
1582
01:42:24,336 --> 01:42:25,713
I didn't think you were...
Serious?
1583
01:42:26,713 --> 01:42:29,967
You didn't think I was serious just
because I carry a rabbit around?
1584
01:42:30,050 --> 01:42:32,348
Listen, I'll get them
to change the credits.
1585
01:42:32,427 --> 01:42:33,644
I'll get them to
put your number up.
1586
01:42:33,720 --> 01:42:35,017
No, no, no.
1587
01:42:37,640 --> 01:42:39,938
You're miles too late,
you know that, Martin.
1588
01:42:41,186 --> 01:42:42,938
And you promised on your life.
1589
01:42:44,773 --> 01:42:46,446
You know what that means,
don't you?
1590
01:42:49,235 --> 01:42:52,239
I said, "You know what
that means, don't you?"
1591
01:42:54,074 --> 01:42:56,293
I'm gonna be over
to kill you on Tuesday.
1592
01:42:58,661 --> 01:43:00,083
That's good.
1593
01:43:01,081 --> 01:43:02,628
I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
1594
01:43:07,879 --> 01:43:09,301
You sound different.
1595
01:43:12,634 --> 01:43:14,477
You sound like you've
been through a wringer.
1596
01:43:17,430 --> 01:43:18,682
A little.
1597
01:43:22,602 --> 01:43:24,821
I, well...
1598
01:43:25,980 --> 01:43:27,732
Tuesday doesn't
really work for me.
1599
01:43:29,609 --> 01:43:30,986
Can I get back to you?
1600
01:43:34,239 --> 01:43:35,331
Sure.
1601
01:43:37,367 --> 01:43:38,584
I'll be right here.
1602
01:43:41,121 --> 01:43:42,338
I know.
1603
01:43:52,549 --> 01:43:54,176
Come on, Carrie.
1604
01:43:55,260 --> 01:43:56,682
Let's go home, baby.
1605
01:44:17,782 --> 01:44:22,288
♪ I would have given you
all of my heart
1606
01:44:22,912 --> 01:44:27,292
♪ But there's someone
who's torn it apart
1607
01:44:27,750 --> 01:44:32,301
♪ And he's taking
almost all that I've got
1608
01:44:32,380 --> 01:44:36,760
♪ But if you want
I'll try to love again
1609
01:44:37,051 --> 01:44:42,308
♪ Baby, I'll try to love again
But I know
1610
01:44:46,728 --> 01:44:51,575
♪ The first cut is the
deepest Baby, I know
1611
01:44:51,733 --> 01:44:54,828
♪ The first cut is the deepest
1612
01:44:54,903 --> 01:44:59,704
♪ 'Cause when it comes
to being lucky, he's cursed
1613
01:45:00,074 --> 01:45:04,329
♪ When it comes to lovin' me,
he's worse
1614
01:45:04,954 --> 01:45:09,175
♪ But when it comes
to being loved, he's first
1615
01:45:09,250 --> 01:45:11,093
♪ That's how I know
1616
01:45:11,169 --> 01:45:15,640
♪ The first cut is the
deepest Baby, I know
1617
01:45:16,132 --> 01:45:19,102
♪ The first cut is the deepest
1618
01:45:23,264 --> 01:45:27,360
♪ I still want you by my side
1619
01:45:28,353 --> 01:45:33,280
♪ Just to help me dry
the tears that I've cried
1620
01:45:33,441 --> 01:45:37,662
♪ And I'm sure gonna
give you a try
1621
01:45:37,779 --> 01:45:41,784
♪ And if you want
I'll try to love again
1622
01:45:43,117 --> 01:45:48,544
♪ But, baby, I'll try to
love again But I know
1623
01:45:49,499 --> 01:45:53,003
♪ Oh, yeah
1624
01:45:53,086 --> 01:45:57,466
♪ The first cut is the
deepest Baby, I know
1625
01:45:58,132 --> 01:46:01,306
♪ The first cut is the deepest
1626
01:46:01,386 --> 01:46:06,233
♪ 'Cause when it comes to
being lucky, he's cursed
1627
01:46:06,683 --> 01:46:10,529
♪ When it comes to
lovin' me, he's worse
1628
01:46:11,521 --> 01:46:15,446
♪ But when it comes to
being loved, he's first
1629
01:46:15,525 --> 01:46:17,903
♪ That's how I know
1630
01:46:17,986 --> 01:46:22,662
♪ The first cut is the
deepest Baby, I know
1631
01:46:22,949 --> 01:46:25,919
♪ The first cut is the deepest
1632
01:46:26,995 --> 01:46:29,839
♪ Oh, yeah
1633
01:46:53,021 --> 01:46:55,399
♪ The first cut is the deepest
1634
01:46:55,481 --> 01:46:57,028
♪ Yes, it is
1635
01:46:57,317 --> 01:47:01,538
♪ But when it comes to
being lucky, he's cursed
1636
01:47:02,196 --> 01:47:06,417
♪ When it comes to
being loved, he's worse
1637
01:47:06,868 --> 01:47:11,294
♪ When it comes to lovin' me,
he's first
1638
01:47:11,372 --> 01:47:13,500
♪ That's how I know ♪
1639
01:47:19,881 --> 01:47:22,054
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)