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Make the same. It's good for you.
Spring air.

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The way you're gulping it up,
there won't be enough left to go around.

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Isn't it very hot for so early in April,
Dr. Gurkakoff?

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I'm not surprised.

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This recent bombardment
by ions from the sun.

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You see, temperature is due
to the quantity of molecular...

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Hey, hey. Stop, stop,

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if you don't want me to retaliate

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by reciting all the tributary branches
of the Amazon.

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Incredible that only last week we were
drawing lots for our hot water bottle.

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Observe the forsythia or golden bell.

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I never knew it to bloom so early.

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Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

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It's 8:46, gentlemen.

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Oh, Potts.
Just once more around the park.

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Before we go back to our mausoleum.

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I saw a scarlet tanager

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which must have flown
all the way from Florida just to enjoy it.

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- 1,500 miles.
- Yes.

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Our constitutional
has taken up too much time already.

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We're working under pressure.

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After nine years of effort we are,
as the race track enthusiast might say,

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in the home stretch.

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Three more years
and our encyclopedia will be finished.

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Let's not bog down
in the middle of the letter "S."

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All right. All right.
That's done it.

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It's now 8:49, gentlemen.
I, for one, am going back to work.

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- Teacher's pet!
- Bertram Potts, the incorruptible.

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The eternal no-no man.

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Back home. Back home.

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Oh, well,
it may be raining this afternoon, anyway.

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- Good morning, Miss Bragg.
- Good morning, Miss Bragg.

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- Good morning, Miss Bragg.
- Good morning, Professor.

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- Good morning, Miss Bragg.
- Good morning.

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- Good morning, Miss Bragg.
- Good morning, Professor.

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Gentlemen, before you get down to work,
I have got something to say.

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One of you made off with
a jar of strawberry preserves

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from my pantry last night.

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I located the empty jar on the shelf behind
<i>The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire. </i>

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That seems to indicate our historian,
Professor Peagram.

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I did no such thing, Miss Bragg.

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I'm not accusing anybody,

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but until it's cleared up, I think
we'll dispense with jam for breakfast.

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- Miss Bragg.
- Yes, Professor Oddly.

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I am the one.

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I was writing about strawberries
when suddenly I got a horrible craving.

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A crime confessed is half atoned.

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Miss Bragg. Miss Bragg.

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I had some material here.
What happened to it?

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What happened?

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I blushed for my duster
when I did your desk.

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You'll find everything
in the middle drawer, face down.

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I'm just starting my article on sex,
Miss Bragg. Any objections?

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No, I trust you have more control
of yourself than Professor Oddly.

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Professor Gurkakoff,
your window shade again.

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Yes, Miss Bragg.

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It's a crime
to carelessly expose this good carpet.

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You've just committed
a more serious crime, Miss Bragg.

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You have split an infinitive.

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Never "to carelessly expose."
Always "to expose carelessly."

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I'm not here to juggle words.

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It's my job
to conscientiously see that this house...

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You've just split another one, Miss Bragg.

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- Professor...
- Oh, oh.

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- Here's whatchamacallit.
- Who?

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The lawyer for the Foundation.
And Miss Totten's with him.

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And this place looking like a flicker's nest.

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Yes, we're in for our semi-annual wigging,
I suppose.

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- You'd better put your coat on, Potts.
- Why? What...

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- Better fix your tie.
- Fix your hair, fix your hair.

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Say, what is all this nonsense?

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This nonsense is Miss Totten.
And will you please smile at her?

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Say, this is all very undignified.

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- If you think you're being funny, I...
- Shh!

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- Morning, gentlemen.
Good morning.

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Won't you sit here, Miss Totten?

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It's a very nice morning, Miss Totten.

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Would you like to speak, Miss Totten,
or shall I?

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You, please, Mr. Larsen.

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I'll make this as brief as possible,
gentlemen.

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To date, $283,000 have been expended
in writing this encyclopedia.

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You all realize that Miss Totten's father,
the late Daniel S. Totten,

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left only a quarter of a million dollars
for this project.

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Every additional penny will have to come
from Miss Totten's own pocket.

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We would like a frank estimate
of how much longer you will take.

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- Maybe three years, maybe four.
- It cannot be. It just cannot be.

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Oh, my dear Miss Totten,

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you wouldn't discontinue
your father's great gesture

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towards human enlightenment?

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"Human enlightenment."
What nonsense, Professor Jerome.

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Papa had just one reason for ever starting
this unfortunate enterprise.

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Vanity.

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He broke a blood vessel
because he found his name was omitted

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from the <i>Encyclopedia Britannica. </i>

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Because 30 pages were devoted
to Thomas Alva Edison,

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17 to Alexander Graham Bell,

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but not one line to Daniel S. Totten,
the inventor of the electric toaster.

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In our encyclopedia,

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Mr. Totten shall receive
an appropriate amount of space.

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- Oh, yes, yes.
- Yes, of course.

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- Three quarters of a page, I should think.
- Three quarters of a page?

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- That's all he deserves.
- Is it?

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You may go on, Mr. Larsen.

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All we ask is
that you bring this thing to a close

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somehow or the other.
Get on with it. Slap it together.

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Mr. Larsen, may I have a word?

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- Hello, Professor Potts.
- Hello, Miss Totten.

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Mr. Larsen, you said, "Slap it together."

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We're not the slapping together kind.

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We have started an encyclopedia,

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and we shall finish it
as thoroughly as is humanly possible.

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- Another $100,000?
- If necessary, yes.

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If our work goes slowly
it's because the world, it goes so fast.

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Take Professor Jerome, our geographer.

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He has to rewrite all the time.

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- And Dr. Magenbruch...
I'm not interested.

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Don't interrupt, Mr. Larsen.

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Go on, Professor.

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I'm sure it's your wish that this monument

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to your father be finished
as nobly as it was begun.

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I'm appealing to you, Miss Totten,

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to your vision and to your heart.

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Maybe I'm a little inarticulate,

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but I've always regarded you as a...

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Yes, Professor?

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Always regarded you as a...

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Oh, Professor.

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- You know what I mean, Miss Totten.
- Yes.

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I warn you, Miss Totten,
another four years of this, with...

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After all, it was Father's wish.

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But, gentlemen, you will hurry
and finish the encyclopedia, won't you?

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- We will.
- Yes, yes, indeed.

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Last year, when all the other professors
came to my musical,

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where were you, Professor Potts?

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Sinus. But I shall be there this year.

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I shall look forward to seeing you again.

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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

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- Goodbye, madam.
- Good day.

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- Good day.
- Good day.

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That maneuver down my spine
was very unnecessary.

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- Was it, my dear Potts?
- Didn't it work?

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Hi.

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I hope you don't mind.
I came through the kitchen.

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Who are you?
- I'm the garbage man.

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I want to find out something
about Cleopatra.

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- Cleopatra?
- Yeah.

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This is some kind of a library or school,
isn't it?

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Neither, we are writing an encyclopedia.

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- Icyclo-what?
- An encyclopedia.

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A work which endeavors to compile
and catalog all human knowledge.

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Say, that's just what I need.

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Young man,
did you come through my kitchen?

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- That's right, sister.
- I'm not your sister, and you get out.

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- Oh, now...
- Miss Bragg.

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Please, Miss Bragg,
we find this intensely interesting.

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Go on, please.

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You can't tell me
he's not infested with germs.

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Then go and get your gas mask.
Now, shoo, scat, skedaddle.

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- Please, won't you take a seat?
- Thanks, bo.

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I seen all these books
through the window,

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and I figured
that maybe you can help me out.

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- In what way, young man?
- With this quizzola they got on the radio.

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- This what?
- Quizzola?

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Korn Krunchies Quiz-Quiz.

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Send in 100 box covers,
and you stand to make a little dough.

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Well, with my opportunities,
I got about 3,000 box covers together.

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Only some of the answers
you have to send in to the questions.

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You know, like true or false.

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You have those questions here?

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Yeah, sure.

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Well, that's very interesting.

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"Question one. Cleopatra died...

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"A. From swallowing a needle.

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"B. From snake bite.

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"C. From hiccups."

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That's my province. I cover history.

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The correct answer is "B."

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Cleopatra, queen of Egypt,
daughter of Ptolemy XIII, born 69 BC,

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killed herself
on the 29th day of August, 30 BC,

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by placing an asp to her bosom.

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- A what?
- An asp.

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A small snake.

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Well, patch my pantywaist.

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Well, well, next.

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"Which way would you say it?

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"Two and two is five.

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"Two and two are five.

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"Two and two makes five."

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Professor Potts covers English.

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- Did you hear the question, Potts?
- I did.

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As the verb
is always governed by the subject,

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the correct answer is,
"Two and two are five."

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- Potts.
- Oh, no, Potts.

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Correct for a grammarian perhaps,
but not for a mathematician.

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Two and two are four.

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That's a good one.
Nobody's gonna get that.

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Well, I certainly am obliged.

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I could use a bundle of scratch right now

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on account of I met me a mouse last week.

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- Mouse?
- What a pair of gams.

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A little in, a little out,
and a little more out...

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I am still completely mystified.

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Well, with this dish on me hands

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and them giving away 25 smackaroos
on that quizzola.

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- Smackaroos?
- Smackaroos? What are smackaroos?

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- A smackaroo is a...
- No such word exists.

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Oh, it don't? A smackaroo is a dollar, pal.

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Well, the accepted vulgarism
for a dollar is a buck.

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The accepted vulgarism
for a smackaroo is a dollar.

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That goes for a banger, a fish,
a buck or a rug.

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Well, what about the mouse?

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The mouse is the dish.
That's what I need the moolah for.

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- Moolah?
- Yeah, the dough.

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We'll be stepping. Me and this smooch...
I mean, the dish,

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I mean, the mouse. You know,
hit the jiggles for a little rum boogie.

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Please, please, not so fast.

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Brother, we're going to have
some hoytoytoy.

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- Hoytoytoy?
- Hoytoytoy?

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Yeah, and if you want that one explained,
you go ask your papas.

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That's Archie. His water's getting hot.

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Well, thanks again, gents.

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And if you ever want to get into
a contest sometime,

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just call on me.

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Maybe you've got the brains,
but I got the box covers.

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- Goodbye.
- Goodbye, come again.

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Well, kind of a breezy fellow, isn't he?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- He seems a most likeable gentleman.
- Yes.

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And I'm an idiot.

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- Idiot? Why?
- Why?

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Miss Bragg. Miss Bragg!

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- What's the matter, Potts?
- Well, what's...

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- I'm going out.
Going out?

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What's your prognosis
on the weather, Gurkakoff?

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- Light showers toward the evening, but...
- Yes, Professor Potts?

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Miss Bragg, my hat and my mackintosh.

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And put my luncheon sandwich
in the pocket.

238
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:53,700
- But...
- Immediately.

239
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:54,770
- Yes, sir.
- What's happened?

240
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,510
What do you mean
you're going out, Potts?

241
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,340
- Where are you going?
- Research.

242
00:12:58,440 --> 00:12:59,970
Research? What research?

243
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:02,410
- The garbage man. Didn't you hear him?
- Yes.

244
00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,010
Well, I didn't quite understand all he said.

245
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:08,280
Nor did I. And it's catastrophic, gentlemen,
catastrophic.

246
00:13:08,380 --> 00:13:09,720
- Why?
- How so?

247
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:12,020
I've just finished my article on slang.

248
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:15,060
Twenty-three pages compiled
from a dozen reference books.

249
00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:16,860
- Eight hundred examples.
- Well?

250
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,330
Everything
from the idiotic combination "absotively"

251
00:13:19,430 --> 00:13:21,060
to the pejorative use of "zigzag."

252
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,660
I traced the evolution of "hunky dory,"

253
00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,240
tracked down "skiddo" from "skedaddle."

254
00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:28,370
Eight hundred examples and I may as well
throw it in the waste basket.

255
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:30,940
- Three weeks' work.
- Potts, you're hysterical.

256
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:33,680
Outmoded.
Based on reference books 20 years old.

257
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:36,610
Take "smooch. " Take "dish. " Take...

258
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:40,080
- Hoytoytoy?
- Hoytoytoy. Not one of them included.

259
00:13:40,180 --> 00:13:43,250
Living in this house cut off from the world,
I've lost touch.

260
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,690
And it's inexcusable.

261
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:48,120
That man talked a living language.
I embalmed some dead phrases.

262
00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:51,130
- But where are you going?
- Out to collect new data,

263
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:54,190
to tap the sources of slang,
the major sources.

264
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,960
The streets. The slums.

265
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:58,900
- The theatrical and allied professions.
- Oh, now, Potts, don't you think that...

266
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,940
I know it's regrettable,
this loss of time, gentlemen,

267
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:02,790
but it must be done.

268
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:07,240
Leave the key under the mat.
I won't be home before 9:00.

269
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,590
Yes, sir.

270
00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,680
I'm writing about the planet Saturn.

271
00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:15,600
Do I insist on going to the planet Saturn?

272
00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:20,600
Maybe my data on sex
is a little outdated, too.

273
00:14:22,610 --> 00:14:25,890
Just a moment, please.
Do you mind if I ride along with you?

274
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,500
Hop on, buddy.

275
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:31,930
Extra! Extra!
Nab Benny the Creep in cement killing!

276
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:35,200
Read all about it.
Corpse's dogs dunked into cement.

277
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:36,310
Extra! Extra!

278
00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,580
Ice-pick killing!
Link Benny the Creep with Big Tom!

279
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:41,010
Extra! Extra!

280
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:43,310
Seek man behind the man
behind the murder ring!

281
00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:45,260
Extra! Extra!

282
00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:48,990
Hey, what are you,
checking up on me or something?

283
00:14:49,090 --> 00:14:52,050
Four words, blitz it, mister.
Blitz it, will you? You give me the mimis.

284
00:14:52,150 --> 00:14:54,360
- "Mimis"?
- Yeah, the screaming mimis.

285
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,490
Extremely picturesque.

286
00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:57,360
Young man,
could I interest you in a research project

287
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,760
in which you could be very helpful?

288
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,500
And what you promoting?
Some kind of reform school?

289
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,800
If you would come to this address
at 9:30 tomorrow morning,

290
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:06,000
you'd be doing society a definite service.

291
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,320
Who are you anyway? Father Flanagan?

292
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:39,570
Come on, Krup, knock yourself out.

293
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:05,130
Three, four, five,

294
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:09,370
six, seven, eight,

295
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:12,970
nine, ten, eleven,

296
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:16,660
twelve, thirteen, fourteen.

297
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,470
Yeah!

298
00:19:34,450 --> 00:19:37,170
Young man,
what is the name of that song?

299
00:19:37,270 --> 00:19:39,200
<i>- Boogie. </i>
- What does "boogie" mean?

300
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,880
Are you kidding?

301
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,910
More! More!
Yeah!

302
00:19:52,010 --> 00:19:54,850
- Okay, what do you want, hep cats?
- More of the same.

303
00:19:54,950 --> 00:19:56,220
- Same thing?
- Yeah.

304
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,760
Okay, we'll mix it up a little.
Come on down, Krup.

305
00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,490
You're gonna have to be
awful quiet on this.

306
00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:02,030
I'm gonna need a little help,
okay, squares?

307
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,360
- All right.
- All right.

308
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,690
I want this chair,
and we'll clean off the table.

309
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,330
A little juice down here, junior.

310
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:09,560
- What's cooking, Sugar?
- Match boogie, Krup. How about it?

311
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:11,070
Want match boogie? You'll get it.
Where's some matches?

312
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,240
I have some right here.

313
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,200
You two go with me,

314
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,910
and the rest of you take boogie
with you on the orchestra, right?

315
00:20:21,010 --> 00:20:22,040
- Right.
- Okay.

316
00:20:22,140 --> 00:20:24,710
Here we go, Krup, like buster's gang.

317
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,790
Very quiet. One, two.

318
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,110
Boogie.

319
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:17,450
Yeah!

320
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:22,500
Young man,
what is the name of that young lady?

321
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,910
- Sugarpuss O'Shea.
- An astounding specimen.

322
00:21:25,010 --> 00:21:28,910
She jives by night, root, zoot and cute
and solid to boot.

323
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:30,830
- Are you kidding?
- No.

324
00:21:32,530 --> 00:21:34,110
- Come on, Sugar, quick.
- Yeah, quick is right.

325
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:35,210
What's the fever?

326
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:36,620
Listen, Sugie, you gotta take it on the lam.

327
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,680
- Yeah, they're looking for you.
- Who?

328
00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:38,880
- The District Attorney's office.
- Why?

329
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:40,150
You've got to get dressed and out of here

330
00:21:40,250 --> 00:21:41,660
- before they slap a subpoena on you.
- A subpoena?

331
00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,420
Shh! Come on, we'll talk about it
in the dressing room.

332
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,270
Well, why can't you tell me now?

333
00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:49,160
What is all this subpoena business?

334
00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:50,930
On account of
Benny the Creep had an accident.

335
00:21:51,030 --> 00:21:52,560
I never heard of Benny the Creep.
Who's he?

336
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,200
- One of the boys.
- He was on kind of an errand

337
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:55,970
when he grazed into a police car,
that dope.

338
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:59,040
And for that I've got to hide out?
That don't make sense, Pastrami.

339
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:01,040
No, you see,
when the bulls gave Benny a ticket,

340
00:22:01,140 --> 00:22:02,580
they saw Kinnick in the back of the car.

341
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,810
- Dead.
- In the accident?

342
00:22:03,910 --> 00:22:05,410
That's what Benny was trying to tell them.

343
00:22:05,510 --> 00:22:07,650
- Only they saw Kinnick's feet.
- They was in a cake of cement.

344
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:09,280
Benny was gonna dump him
in the East River.

345
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:12,050
- That was the errand.
- What is all this? Where do I come...

346
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,090
Wait a second.
Is Joe Lilac mixed up in this?

347
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:15,790
The DA had him picked up
about a half hour ago.

348
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:18,160
That's why we're here.
That's why you got to beat it.

349
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:20,060
- Joe Lilac mixed up in a murder?
- Yeah.

350
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:21,560
I don't believe it, not for a second.

351
00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:23,930
He was framed, Sugie, honest he was,
may I drop down dead.

352
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:26,400
- Wasn't he, Asthma?
- And there was them pajamas they found.

353
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,170
- Pajamas?
- Yeah, that's where you come in.

354
00:22:28,270 --> 00:22:30,800
Remember the dozen pink ones
you gave to the boss last Christmas?

355
00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,070
Before you knew
that the only color Joe Lilac wears is lilac?

356
00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:34,740
- Yeah.
- So we handed them out to the boys.

357
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:37,840
And in the suitcase right beside
Benny the Creep when he gets caught

358
00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:40,020
is a pair with that big JL monogram.

359
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,620
Who is it?

360
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,730
I'd like to speak to Miss O'Shea
regarding an investigation I'm conducting.

361
00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:50,070
Okay, we'll take care of it.

362
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:51,930
Just a minute.

363
00:22:56,610 --> 00:22:58,460
- How do you do, Miss O'Shea?
- Hello.

364
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,430
I hate to intrude like this,
but mine is a very...

365
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:01,700
Cut the corners. What is it?

366
00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,670
Well, this inquiry
is one of considerable importance.

367
00:23:04,770 --> 00:23:06,710
- Stop beating up with the gums.
- What was that?

368
00:23:06,810 --> 00:23:08,270
Get this. I don't know from nothing.

369
00:23:08,370 --> 00:23:11,040
Oh, but you do.
Every word you say proves as much.

370
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:13,510
- Where's that paper?
- Subpoena?

371
00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:16,850
Suppose you tell the DA
to take a nice running jump for himself?

372
00:23:16,950 --> 00:23:20,050
Bewildering. And you want to tell me
you're not the person I'm looking for?

373
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:23,790
- Say, how many of you are on this job?
- The entire project? Eight.

374
00:23:23,890 --> 00:23:26,990
Oh. The other seven waiting outside?

375
00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:29,060
Oh, no. They're at home.
Sound asleep I imagine.

376
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:31,830
- Asleep?
- Yes, they go to bed at 9:00 every night.

377
00:23:31,930 --> 00:23:35,000
Do you mean to tell me
with crime what it is in New York...

378
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:36,800
Say, are you a bull or aren't you?

379
00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,870
Well, if bull is the slang word
for professor, then I'm a bull.

380
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,500
- A professor?
- Of English.

381
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:42,570
Oh.

382
00:23:42,670 --> 00:23:44,810
I thought
there was some misunderstanding.

383
00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,010
Sure was.

384
00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:48,410
You see, I'm conducting an investigation
on current slang.

385
00:23:48,510 --> 00:23:51,280
Would you object
if I used you for observation and study?

386
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,050
- Yeah, I would.
- If I could have your assistance

387
00:23:53,150 --> 00:23:54,220
for just a few days it would be...

388
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:55,850
Out, out, Professor.

389
00:23:55,950 --> 00:23:58,320
- Then you won't help me?
- No. Out. Shove in your clutch.

390
00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,730
"Shove in your clutch."
Exactly the kind of thing I want.

391
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,260
Perhaps if I could come back here again
when you have more time...

392
00:24:03,360 --> 00:24:05,600
Save the gas. I won't be here after tonight.

393
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:08,200
Well, look,
here's the address of the Foundation

394
00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,370
if you should happen
to change your mind by any chance.

395
00:24:10,470 --> 00:24:12,570
- It's my residence, as well.
- Listen, not now.

396
00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:16,200
- Well, I'll just leave it here.
- Okay, scrow, scram, scraw.

397
00:24:16,300 --> 00:24:19,390
The complete conjugation.
All right, I'll scraw.

398
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,440
Stop futzing around.
You haven't got time to get dressed.

399
00:24:23,540 --> 00:24:25,040
- All right. Only I...
- We'll go out the window.

400
00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:26,790
I think you're a pair of cracked dice.

401
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:31,800
- Excuse me.
- Look out, mister.

402
00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:38,510
Good night.

403
00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,980
- Miss O'Shea.
- What do you want?

404
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:44,650
Right there.

405
00:24:51,460 --> 00:24:53,990
Open up. District Attorney's office.

406
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,870
- Where to?
- Just keep cruising, Jack.

407
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:13,130
- Well?
- How about that warehouse on West 11th?

408
00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:14,630
- No. Too many rats.
- Hey, wait a minute.

409
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:16,930
- Where are you taking me?
- It's just for the night, Sugarpuss.

410
00:25:17,030 --> 00:25:19,000
We can't take you to your place,
they'll have it covered.

411
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,340
Joe's apartment,
they got sealed up like a can of coffee.

412
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,970
Oh, I see.
Yeah, but you live someplace, don't you?

413
00:25:24,070 --> 00:25:25,440
Yeah, sure and the cops know where.

414
00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:28,910
Yeah, hotel, I thought of a hotel,
but they'll fan every hotel in town.

415
00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,280
Well, I could change my name.

416
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:33,850
Listen, Sugie, why take chances?
It's an awful nice warehouse.

417
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:37,250
He says rats, big mouth does.
Well, maybe a few little bitty mice.

418
00:25:37,350 --> 00:25:38,320
Uh-uh. That's out.

419
00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:41,450
Tomorrow we'll get hold of a lawyer
and figure out something with more class.

420
00:25:41,550 --> 00:25:43,360
Say, I got an uncle who's an undertaker

421
00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:45,660
and with business like it is,
he's always got an extra slab.

422
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,740
That's fine. That's all I need.
Keep thinking.

423
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:51,560
Hey, what's this?

424
00:25:51,660 --> 00:25:54,250
"Bertram Potts..."
Oh, that's that professor jerk.

425
00:25:58,860 --> 00:25:59,850
Uh-oh.

426
00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,240
I never would have believed it.

427
00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:09,120
But how do you account for the name?

428
00:26:09,220 --> 00:26:10,680
Have I missed anything?

429
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,620
No, I was just about to explain...

430
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,120
- You see, the word "puss" means face.
- Yes.

431
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:17,800
As for instance, sourpuss, picklepuss.

432
00:26:18,580 --> 00:26:21,230
Sugarpuss implies
a certain sweetness in her appearance.

433
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,290
- Sugar, yes, yes.
- Yes.

434
00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:23,930
Never mind the etymology.

435
00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,600
- Was she...
- Was she blonde or brunette?

436
00:26:25,700 --> 00:26:28,480
- Yes, which?
- That, I don't know. I didn't notice.

437
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:30,940
But her vocabulary,
even in ordinary conversation...

438
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,840
You spoke to her?

439
00:26:32,940 --> 00:26:34,710
- Yes, in her dressing room...
- In her dressing room?

440
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,610
- Backstage?
- Yes.

441
00:26:36,710 --> 00:26:40,360
Unfortunately,
she disclaimed any interest in our project

442
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,850
in words so bizarre
they made my mouth water.

443
00:26:44,950 --> 00:26:47,790
- "Shove in your clutch," for instance.
- Why, it's amazing.

444
00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:49,890
Potts, could you tell us
what was it like backstage?

445
00:26:49,990 --> 00:26:51,720
Very vivacious, I imagine.

446
00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:56,290
And perhaps, ballerinas giggling
up and down iron staircases.

447
00:26:56,390 --> 00:26:57,930
Around and around.

448
00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,630
- Possibly wearing tights.
- Tights.

449
00:27:00,730 --> 00:27:03,800
And that ineffable smell of rice powder.

450
00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:05,550
On nude shoulders.

451
00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:08,420
Well.

452
00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,350
It's getting a bit late, gentlemen.

453
00:27:11,450 --> 00:27:13,630
Perhaps we had better get to bed.

454
00:27:22,210 --> 00:27:24,160
Someday, I'll tell you my experiences

455
00:27:24,260 --> 00:27:26,090
with a young actress
named Lillian Russell.

456
00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:27,190
Did you know her?

457
00:27:27,290 --> 00:27:29,210
I stood in the snow four hours to get to...

458
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:32,270
Is that our doorbell?

459
00:27:32,370 --> 00:27:33,800
But it's 12:25.

460
00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:37,190
It must be the statistics
on San Salvador's saltpeter.

461
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,500
I'll get it.

462
00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,650
I asked for it to be sent registered airmail.

463
00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:46,290
Hi-de-ho.

464
00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:49,750
Don't tell me I'm too late for class,
Professor.

465
00:27:49,850 --> 00:27:50,820
Oh, my goodness gracious.

466
00:27:52,140 --> 00:27:53,730
Say, what is that?

467
00:27:54,970 --> 00:27:57,170
- Those are my colleagues.
- Oh.

468
00:27:57,940 --> 00:28:01,360
- I apologize for their lack of costume.
- Oh, that's all right, Professor.

469
00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,190
And the fact
that I haven't got my tie on and...

470
00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:06,510
Oh, you know,
once I watched my big brother shave.

471
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,450
- Won't you come in?
- Why not?

472
00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,540
Frankly, your coming here
was the last thing I expected.

473
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,870
Your "no" was so explicit.

474
00:28:15,970 --> 00:28:17,440
Well, I got thinking it over

475
00:28:17,540 --> 00:28:20,110
and "Foo," I said to myself,
"Who am I to give science the brush?"

476
00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:23,710
- Then I take it you've reconsidered?
- Yeah, that's the big idea.

477
00:28:23,810 --> 00:28:24,930
Well.

478
00:28:25,740 --> 00:28:27,470
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

479
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,630
Look out.

480
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:34,490
- Well, that was Professor Oddly.
- Any more of them around?

481
00:28:34,590 --> 00:28:35,980
I hope not.

482
00:28:36,710 --> 00:28:38,910
Say, who decorated this place?

483
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,950
- The mug that shot Lincoln?
- This is our work room.

484
00:28:42,550 --> 00:28:44,700
The living quarters are upstairs.

485
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,810
That's a lot of books. All of them different?

486
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:48,910
- I trust.
- Uh-huh.

487
00:28:49,030 --> 00:28:51,550
- May I have your coat?
- Yeah, thanks.

488
00:28:53,060 --> 00:28:54,460
Miss O'Shea.

489
00:28:56,470 --> 00:29:00,600
Greek philosophy,
I've got a set like this with a radio inside.

490
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,120
Are you sure you don't want your coat?

491
00:29:03,220 --> 00:29:06,220
No, I'm fine.
Except I've got a run in this stocking.

492
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:07,820
Well, how do we start, Professor?

493
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:11,030
You see, this is the first time
anybody moved in on my brain.

494
00:29:11,130 --> 00:29:13,360
Have you got some kind of a machine,

495
00:29:13,460 --> 00:29:16,570
an X-ray or a vacuum cleaner maybe
that sorts out the words you want?

496
00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:18,200
What's your method, Professor?

497
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,570
Well, it's quite simple. If you will be here
tomorrow morning not later than 9:30...

498
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:22,640
Tomorrow morning?

499
00:29:22,740 --> 00:29:25,440
Why, yes.
I have arranged a round table discussion

500
00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:28,310
with a few people of various backgrounds.

501
00:29:28,410 --> 00:29:29,510
Uh-huh.

502
00:29:29,610 --> 00:29:33,380
You don't think we could sort of
begin the Beguine right now?

503
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,550
Well, it's nearly 1:00, Miss O'Shea.

504
00:29:35,650 --> 00:29:37,720
Oh, foo, Professor,
let's get ourselves a couple of drinks,

505
00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,520
light the fire maybe, and you can start
working on me right away.

506
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:43,860
I wouldn't think of imposing upon you
at this hour.

507
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,800
Listen, I figured on working all night.

508
00:29:46,900 --> 00:29:50,460
Well, any hasty random discussion
would be of no scientific value.

509
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:52,470
You see, I have to have my notes
thoroughly prepared

510
00:29:52,570 --> 00:29:54,580
for the seminar tomorrow.

511
00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:57,160
Okay. Where do I sleep?

512
00:29:57,890 --> 00:29:59,610
I don't know. Where do you live?

513
00:29:59,710 --> 00:30:01,410
Up on Riverside.
But I'm going to sleep here.

514
00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:02,680
Here?

515
00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,680
You don't understand, Miss O'Shea.

516
00:30:04,780 --> 00:30:08,650
We're all bachelors with the exception
of Professor Oddly, who is a widower.

517
00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:10,500
Why, no woman ever...

518
00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,150
Even Miss Bragg who takes care
of our needs

519
00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:15,560
goes home every night at 7:30.

520
00:30:15,660 --> 00:30:18,120
If you want me
tomorrow morning at 9:30, you...

521
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:20,110
Oh, I do, Miss O'Shea.

522
00:30:22,420 --> 00:30:25,910
Even the most free-thinking people
must respect the...

523
00:30:27,060 --> 00:30:28,850
All right, feel that.

524
00:30:29,390 --> 00:30:31,260
Go on. Feel that foot.

525
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,280
Okay, tootsie bell, what do you say?

526
00:30:35,380 --> 00:30:37,860
- It's cold.
- It's cold and it's wet.

527
00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:41,060
Now, come here.

528
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:44,500
Come here.

529
00:30:47,110 --> 00:30:48,340
Closer.

530
00:30:49,980 --> 00:30:51,170
Closer.

531
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,930
Come on, give.

532
00:30:54,030 --> 00:30:56,600
Hello, kids. Look down my throat.

533
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,260
Go on. Look down.

534
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,240
All right, right down there, look.

535
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:02,470
I don't know what to look for.

536
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:06,570
There is possibly a slight rosiness
in the laryngeal region.

537
00:31:06,670 --> 00:31:08,140
Slight rosiness?

538
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,610
It's as red as the <i>Daily Worker</i>
and just as sore.

539
00:31:10,710 --> 00:31:12,210
- Who are you?
- I'm...

540
00:31:12,310 --> 00:31:13,450
Who is he?

541
00:31:13,550 --> 00:31:16,950
This is Dr. Magenbruch,
our physiological expert.

542
00:31:17,050 --> 00:31:18,850
This is Professor Robinson, law.

543
00:31:18,950 --> 00:31:22,760
- Professor Gurkakoff...
- Not so fast. Just let it creep up on me.

544
00:31:22,860 --> 00:31:24,230
I'll get to know them.

545
00:31:24,330 --> 00:31:27,530
Come here, physiology.
For all I know, I've got a fever. Feel.

546
00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:28,860
- It's possible.
- Certainly.

547
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,330
And he wants to throw me out on my tin.

548
00:31:31,430 --> 00:31:34,170
There'll be no 9:30 for me
if you let me go out in the rain now.

549
00:31:34,270 --> 00:31:35,270
Naturally not.

550
00:31:35,370 --> 00:31:37,740
With the streets cold
and the subway hot and full of germs.

551
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:40,260
I'm a push-over for streptococcus.

552
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,360
- Can I have this now, kid?
- Pardon me.

553
00:31:44,230 --> 00:31:47,520
We'll call you a heated taxi and furnish you
with woolen socks and warm slippers.

554
00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:50,020
- How do you like that?
- Really, I don't understand you, Potts.

555
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:52,420
- Why take chances?
- With valuable material?

556
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:55,390
- You must think of your article, Potts.
- See, they get the point.

557
00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:57,600
If I might venture a suggestion,

558
00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,430
why couldn't the young lady
sleep in my room?

559
00:31:59,530 --> 00:32:00,690
- What?
- What?

560
00:32:00,790 --> 00:32:02,910
- Well!
- Professor Peagram!

561
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,600
I can bunk in with Professor Robinson.

562
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:07,500
I sometimes do
when there's an electric storm.

563
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,370
Yes, he's afraid of thunder.

564
00:32:09,470 --> 00:32:11,770
Well, then it's all settled.

565
00:32:11,870 --> 00:32:15,110
Well, I guess I'll turn in.
Can I have my coat?

566
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:17,780
- Of course.
- Thank you.

567
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,920
- Hi-de-ho, fellows.
- Hi-de-ho.

568
00:32:20,770 --> 00:32:23,550
- I'll show you to my room.
- Yes, we all will go.

569
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:24,990
I know where my own room is, thank you,

570
00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,150
- without any help from you.
- Why shouldn't... Why shouldn't...

571
00:32:27,250 --> 00:32:29,890
I'll find it. Don't bother.
Just rough out the directions.

572
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:32,590
Top of the stairs
and the third door on the left.

573
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:34,530
Gentlemen, just a moment, please.

574
00:32:34,630 --> 00:32:36,130
Gentlemen, this is all highly irregular.

575
00:32:36,230 --> 00:32:38,330
What if this should come
to the attention of the Foundation?

576
00:32:38,430 --> 00:32:39,770
And what about Miss Bragg tomorrow?

577
00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:42,400
What are you talking about?
This is research, isn't it?

578
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,740
- Yes.
- Certainly.

579
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,540
Who was that guy learned so much
from watching an apple drop?

580
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,670
Isaac Newton, 1642 to 1727.

581
00:32:50,770 --> 00:32:53,430
- The law of gravity.
- Yeah, that's him.

582
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,080
And I want you to look at me
as another apple, Professor Potts.

583
00:32:58,180 --> 00:32:59,900
Just another apple.

584
00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:10,600
It fits you like a glove,
you admit that, don't you?

585
00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:13,970
I like a little more effect around
the shoulders, sort of a puffed sleeve.

586
00:33:14,070 --> 00:33:17,610
- You know that JL could be Joe Lilac.
- Could be.

587
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,240
- Still claim it isn't yours?
- No, it isn't and never was.

588
00:33:21,340 --> 00:33:24,340
Come on, loosen up, Joe.
It's 5:00 in the morning.

589
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,750
How's about a little Benzedrine?

590
00:33:26,850 --> 00:33:28,910
- Put it on Benny the Creep.
- Sure.

591
00:33:29,010 --> 00:33:30,320
Take off your coat.

592
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:33,790
I should have brought along my valet.
I'm a sucker for comfort.

593
00:33:33,890 --> 00:33:36,520
Why, don't worry, Joe.
You'll have your comfort.

594
00:33:36,620 --> 00:33:41,010
We'll have platinum bars on your cell,
and we'll heat up a chair for you, special.

595
00:33:41,110 --> 00:33:42,640
Twenty thousand volts.

596
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:45,380
AC or DC?

597
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,650
- So those are your pajamas, huh?
- Yep.

598
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:55,040
You always wear them
three sizes too big?

599
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:59,380
Allows for my chest expansion.
And my fingers get kind of chilly at night.

600
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,400
And the JL?

601
00:34:02,630 --> 00:34:05,730
It stands for jellybean.
It stands for lollipop.

602
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,850
- Take him away.
- Come on.

603
00:34:08,950 --> 00:34:11,070
That's fine. That's great.

604
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:15,490
You never heard of Benny the Creep.
Benny the Creep never heard of you.

605
00:34:15,590 --> 00:34:17,830
There was no murder.
And there is no murder ring

606
00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:21,150
with you at the control boards
pushing the buttons.

607
00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,400
- Good morning, Joe.
- Hiya, McNeary?

608
00:34:23,500 --> 00:34:25,640
Morning, and pardon my glove,
Mr. District Attorney.

609
00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:27,340
Good morning.

610
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:31,850
- All right, I've got a writ of habeas corpus.
- I've forgotten my reading glasses.

611
00:34:31,950 --> 00:34:34,080
Too bad. Come on, Joe.

612
00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:36,140
May be a couple of days
before I find them.

613
00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,350
- I won't stand for my client's...
- It's all right, McNeary.

614
00:34:39,450 --> 00:34:41,390
The man's trying to clean up the city.

615
00:34:41,490 --> 00:34:43,650
Why not give him
all the cooperation we can?

616
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:47,200
- Does that mean you're going to talk, Joe?
- What about?

617
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,560
Well, I'll make the pajamas talk.

618
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:52,630
Here's the sales slip for them.

619
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:55,760
They were bought by Miss O'Shea.
She bought them for you.

620
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:58,930
Or maybe you never heard of her.
Maybe she isn't your girlfriend.

621
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:03,220
- Why bring a lady's name into this?
- I'll bring the lady in herself.

622
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,210
Where do we stand with that O'Shea girl?
What?

623
00:35:08,310 --> 00:35:09,680
What about the deputies?

624
00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:11,380
All right, let me talk to Collins himself.

625
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,980
- What about the girl?
- Don't worry.

626
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,420
We've got her in safe deposit temporarily.

627
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,650
- Temporarily is not good enough.
- I've got something figured out.

628
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:20,820
- Nothing gloomy, I hope.
- Strictly legal.

629
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:22,420
A wife can't testify against her husband.

630
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,190
- She's not my wife.
- Not yet, she isn't.

631
00:35:24,290 --> 00:35:26,500
But once they let you go,
we'll pull a fastie.

632
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:27,900
Of all the incompetent...

633
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,700
What sweetheart dreamed up that law?

634
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:33,850
Don't give me that. You've had six hours.
Tell those guys to get a jump on.

635
00:35:36,620 --> 00:35:38,200
Having some trouble, Mr. DA?

636
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,610
Don't worry, Joe.

637
00:35:39,710 --> 00:35:42,650
And don't underestimate this office
or the State of New York.

638
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:45,780
I've got some boys
that can find a needle in a haystack.

639
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,050
Why, that's a cinch.

640
00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:51,440
All you have to do is get a horse
to eat the hay and then X-ray the horse.

641
00:35:58,810 --> 00:36:00,580
Okay. Okay.

642
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,740
Hold your horses.

643
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:08,890
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

644
00:36:08,990 --> 00:36:11,810
What time is it?
This is worse than being in the army.

645
00:36:11,910 --> 00:36:14,850
Professor Potts started
the round table discussion 10 minutes ago.

646
00:36:14,950 --> 00:36:17,280
He did? Say, that's divastigating.

647
00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:20,060
- And this came for you.
- Who brought it?

648
00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:23,020
- A couple of persons.
- Any message?

649
00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:26,150
- Well, they spoke very picturesquely.
- Yeah, very.

650
00:36:26,250 --> 00:36:29,320
Yes, they said it's getting hot and hotter

651
00:36:29,420 --> 00:36:32,190
and to stay in the icebox
like a good little salad.

652
00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,530
And this is the dressing.

653
00:36:34,630 --> 00:36:37,130
- The salad, huh?
- And we wondered what it meant.

654
00:36:37,230 --> 00:36:38,230
Yes, we did.

655
00:36:38,330 --> 00:36:40,100
I'll tell you, sweetie. I...

656
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,540
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.

657
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,240
- Miss Bragg.
- Oh, my goodness.

658
00:36:43,340 --> 00:36:45,610
Sounds like Mother calling.
Kids, you better go.

659
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:47,610
See you later.

660
00:36:47,710 --> 00:36:51,680
- Gentlemen, where are you, gentlemen?
- We're coming, Miss Bragg, we're coming.

661
00:36:51,780 --> 00:36:54,220
- On our way.
- I would like to talk to you.

662
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:55,280
I wanted to ask you,

663
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,320
what were all your trousers
doing in my kitchen?

664
00:36:57,420 --> 00:36:59,690
- I wanted mine pressed.
- Well, that accounts for one pair.

665
00:36:59,790 --> 00:37:01,560
- I did, too.
- Mine, too.

666
00:37:01,660 --> 00:37:03,490
Seven pairs, all at once?

667
00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:05,620
What's going on in this house anyway?

668
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,690
No constitutional this morning.
You've hardly touched your breakfast.

669
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:12,100
Professor Potts in the dining room with
a conglomeration of dubious characters.

670
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,300
You, not at your desks.

671
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,900
- That's right, gentlemen, we have to work.
- Yes, we have to work.

672
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:21,880
- What were you doing upstairs, anyway?
- We took up a suitcase.

673
00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:23,680
- Suitcase?
- Yes.

674
00:37:23,780 --> 00:37:26,010
- Whose suitcase?
- We're very busy, Miss Bragg.

675
00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,280
I said, whose suitcase?

676
00:37:27,380 --> 00:37:30,700
Well, now, Miss Bragg, there is...

677
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,860
- There is someone staying with us.
- Staying with us?

678
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,760
- That's it.
- Who?

679
00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,230
Who's staying with us?

680
00:37:39,330 --> 00:37:41,490
What's the matter? Cat got your tongues?

681
00:37:41,590 --> 00:37:43,700
- Who's staying with us?
- Well, I...

682
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,200
- Well, I... Oh, dear.
- Professor Potts didn't tell you?

683
00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:49,600
- No, and I want to know.
- Well, under the pressure

684
00:37:49,700 --> 00:37:51,870
- of a very trying assignment...
- Yes?

685
00:37:51,970 --> 00:37:54,210
- He's...
- Go on.

686
00:37:54,310 --> 00:37:56,910
- He's taken a temporary assistant.
- Yes.

687
00:37:57,010 --> 00:37:59,880
- So we're running a hotel now.
- Not exactly.

688
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:03,080
It seems to me that... Professor Robinson,

689
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:06,500
- is that one of your socks?
- No, not mine.

690
00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:08,930
I wish that it...

691
00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:13,860
Well, I know Professor Peagram
explains the corset he wears

692
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:15,330
as due to a floating kidney.

693
00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:16,800
What's the explanation of this?

694
00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:21,170
Say, kids, I'm stuck.
Any of you can jerk a zipper?

695
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:22,470
A zipper?

696
00:38:22,570 --> 00:38:24,910
Yeah, the darn thing's stuck...

697
00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:26,710
Hello, who are you?

698
00:38:26,810 --> 00:38:30,310
- This is our Miss Bragg.
- Miss... Did you say Bag?

699
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,940
Bragg. How do you do?

700
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,950
Great-o.
Do you know anything about zippers?

701
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:35,420
- Do you? Do you?
- Well, I...

702
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,780
- Well, do you?
- Do I?

703
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,250
- No, I don't, but Professor Gurkakoff.
- Okay.

704
00:38:40,350 --> 00:38:43,350
- Well, it's purely mechanical.
- But look, you were married.

705
00:38:43,450 --> 00:38:44,620
No, I'm just a botanist.

706
00:38:44,720 --> 00:38:47,030
Look, kids, after all,
you know, this is only a zipper.

707
00:38:47,130 --> 00:38:49,330
- Come on, Gurky.
- Well, I can try.

708
00:38:49,430 --> 00:38:51,660
You know, I had this happen one night
in the middle of my act.

709
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:54,570
I couldn't get a thing off,
was I embarrassed.

710
00:38:54,670 --> 00:38:56,040
How's chances for a cup of coffee?

711
00:38:56,140 --> 00:38:59,100
- No breakfast after 9:00.
- You see, it's a rule.

712
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,270
Just like my Aunt Beulah that
brought me up, that's why I left home.

713
00:39:02,370 --> 00:39:03,340
- There.
- Oh, swell.

714
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,180
Now where is this little clambake
of Professor Potts'?

715
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:08,660
- In the dining room, just across the hall.
- In the dining room. See you later, kids.

716
00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:16,690
Don't tell me the jive session
has beat off without baby.

717
00:39:16,790 --> 00:39:19,240
Shut the door please, Miss O'Shea.

718
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:23,760
You're late.

719
00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,030
I won't waste time with introductions.
These are our collaborators.

720
00:39:26,130 --> 00:39:27,630
- Hi, kids.
- Hi.

721
00:39:27,730 --> 00:39:30,230
As I was saying, I've worked out
a series of cross-references

722
00:39:30,330 --> 00:39:32,400
which I believe will be the best approach
to our subject.

723
00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:33,910
Going like gangbusters, isn't he?

724
00:39:34,010 --> 00:39:35,650
Sit down, please.

725
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,180
I don't think
you'll find our venture dull, Miss O'Shea.

726
00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:46,100
The scientific conquest of
an important subject is never dull.

727
00:39:46,870 --> 00:39:49,520
"Slang," as the poet
Carl Sandburg has said,

728
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:51,250
"is language which takes off its coat,

729
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,490
"spits on its hands and goes to work."

730
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:56,480
Let us... Let us, too,
then get down to work.

731
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:06,040
Well, we've accomplished a lot
in the last three days,

732
00:40:06,140 --> 00:40:08,640
and I'm very grateful to all of you.

733
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,210
There's another word
I'd like to take up now.

734
00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:13,340
It's recurred several times
in our discussions,

735
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:15,410
and its meaning still eludes me.

736
00:40:15,510 --> 00:40:17,080
I think it was Miss O'Shea
who used it yesterday

737
00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:19,780
in reference to the cuffs that I wear.

738
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,590
- The word is "corny."
- Yeah, wouldn't you say they were corny?

739
00:40:22,690 --> 00:40:26,040
- Because of the cornstarch in them?
- Because it's 1941.

740
00:40:26,780 --> 00:40:30,720
- Then corny means old-fashioned.
- Kind of hick, loose-tooth.

741
00:40:30,820 --> 00:40:32,340
Mortimer Snerd.

742
00:40:33,150 --> 00:40:34,710
Oh, gee.

743
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,970
There's other kinds of corn, too.

744
00:40:37,070 --> 00:40:38,700
When you give your girl
your fraternity pin,

745
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,070
well, if she says, "I'll keep it forever,"

746
00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:43,410
- that's corny, too.
- Yeah, or take a joke.

747
00:40:43,510 --> 00:40:45,270
"That's no lady, that's my wife."

748
00:40:45,370 --> 00:40:47,680
Making your baby's shoes into ashtrays.

749
00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,110
- That's corn.
- Right off the cob.

750
00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:51,480
Well, let's stick to corn.

751
00:40:51,580 --> 00:40:53,420
Is it synonymous with baloney?

752
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,580
No, it's anything
that gets them in the sticks.

753
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,250
"Long time, no see," that's Indian corn.

754
00:40:59,350 --> 00:41:00,890
Yeah, when a guy comes to see a girl
and says,

755
00:41:00,990 --> 00:41:02,790
"Let's turn off the lights,
it hurts my eyes."

756
00:41:02,890 --> 00:41:04,560
Brother, that's corn.

757
00:41:04,660 --> 00:41:07,690
The implication is
he's trying to pull some hoytoytoy.

758
00:41:07,790 --> 00:41:11,740
- You're catching on, Professor.
- Countrified, old-fashioned, sentimental.

759
00:41:24,770 --> 00:41:26,240
Business kind of peaked, Jack?

760
00:41:26,340 --> 00:41:29,220
Yeah, it takes up a lot of time
being on the faculty.

761
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,260
- I'll buy the heap.
- There's no call for you to do that.

762
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,160
Why not?
I want to line my bureau drawers.

763
00:41:33,260 --> 00:41:34,370
Gee, thanks.

764
00:41:35,140 --> 00:41:38,370
- Back in a second, Professor.
- Oh, yes, all right.

765
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,520
- Miss O'Shea.
- Just a minute.

766
00:41:58,800 --> 00:41:59,910
- Miss O'Shea.
- Yeah?

767
00:42:00,010 --> 00:42:01,850
We saw you pass the library arch,

768
00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:04,220
and we kind of got a little problem
on our hands.

769
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,720
- Would you help us?
- Why, I'd love to.

770
00:42:05,820 --> 00:42:06,830
Oh, good.

771
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,590
You're kind of spruced up today,
aren't you, Professor?

772
00:42:09,690 --> 00:42:11,290
- The spats?
- Yeah.

773
00:42:11,390 --> 00:42:14,990
I ran across them in my bottom drawer.
Why let the moths eat them?

774
00:42:15,090 --> 00:42:17,130
Attaboy. What's your problem, sweetie?

775
00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:19,080
- Well, look.
- Let me start again.

776
00:42:19,290 --> 00:42:21,300
But, Professor,
I'm completely exhausted.

777
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:24,570
But we've got to get it right.
Now, start with the right foot.

778
00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:26,310
- The left foot.
- The right foot.

779
00:42:26,410 --> 00:42:27,440
Gentlemen, it's the left foot.

780
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,570
- Which foot, please?
- The right foot.

781
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:31,760
All right, but you're wrong.

782
00:42:32,270 --> 00:42:34,450
One, two, three, four.

783
00:42:34,550 --> 00:42:36,920
One, two, three.

784
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,470
But I can't "humph" from here.

785
00:42:40,670 --> 00:42:43,820
We've been working on it
ever since luncheon.

786
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,020
Holy smoke.

787
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:48,710
- Start again with the left foot, come on.
- The left foot.

788
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,350
One, two, three.

789
00:42:54,490 --> 00:42:56,170
Well, it's the right motion.

790
00:42:56,270 --> 00:42:59,620
- But it doesn't feel right.
- It doesn't look right.

791
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,940
Possibly it isn't right.

792
00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:04,340
There was two "humphs." Humph, humph.

793
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,860
Well, that would make it right.
Humph, humph.

794
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:08,950
You're wrong, my dear Gurkakoff.

795
00:43:09,050 --> 00:43:11,650
Mathematics can never be wrong.
Look here, I'll show you.

796
00:43:11,750 --> 00:43:13,970
- Stay there, Professor Oddly.
- Show him.

797
00:43:15,710 --> 00:43:17,120
One, two.

798
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,990
Professor Oddly, please stand up.

799
00:43:19,090 --> 00:43:20,290
I beg your pardon.

800
00:43:20,390 --> 00:43:23,940
- One, two, three. Humph, humph.
- Just one.

801
00:43:25,020 --> 00:43:27,770
- The expert is here. We need you.
- What's the trouble?

802
00:43:27,870 --> 00:43:29,670
Well, that dance you showed us last night.

803
00:43:29,770 --> 00:43:31,470
- Yeah?
- Yes, maybe we're not very bright.

804
00:43:31,570 --> 00:43:35,340
Professor Gurkakoff has been trying
to reconstruct it by compound fractions.

805
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:37,750
- You'd better relax, lover.
- Who, me? Thank you.

806
00:43:37,850 --> 00:43:41,780
I can't find the common denominator
between the steps and the music.

807
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,550
You bet you can't, you're playing
a polka, and I taught you a conga.

808
00:43:44,650 --> 00:43:47,260
How about some light in here? Come on.

809
00:43:48,070 --> 00:43:49,970
Look, kids, this is the tempo.

810
00:43:53,610 --> 00:43:54,840
Got it?

811
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,200
- That's right, hit it.
- Hit what?

812
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:02,910
That's what I told you.

813
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:07,280
- One, two, three...
- Attaboy, Gurky! You're wonderful!

814
00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:11,790
Wing it, Professor. Hang on.

815
00:44:13,030 --> 00:44:14,500
Good afternoon.

816
00:44:16,770 --> 00:44:18,020
How do you like the new suit?

817
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,220
What the well-dressed professor will wear.

818
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,720
A young lady chased me all the way up
Fifth Avenue.

819
00:44:22,820 --> 00:44:24,760
Probably to tell you
to take the price tag off.

820
00:44:24,860 --> 00:44:26,790
Did you... Did you get the records?

821
00:44:26,890 --> 00:44:29,300
Well, they were all out of
<i>Beat Me Daddy, Eight to the Bar. </i>

822
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,260
- Oh, dear, oh, dear.
- But I got <i>Chicka Chicka Boom Boom</i>

823
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,050
- and <i>Shoot the Sherbet to Me Herbert. </i>
- Now watch us go.

824
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,740
Thank you very much, gentlemen.

825
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,870
The same time tomorrow,
all of you who can.

826
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,910
- Okay, coach, so long.
- Goodbye.

827
00:44:43,010 --> 00:44:45,880
This has given me
a new interest in life, Doc.

828
00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:46,980
Me, too.

829
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,420
I'm gonna use some of those
two-dollar words hollering my papers.

830
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,450
Park Avenue bigamy scandal,
most illuminating, most illuminating!

831
00:44:53,550 --> 00:44:55,790
- So long, Prof.
- And thank you very much.

832
00:44:55,890 --> 00:44:57,160
That's all right.

833
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,020
Excuse me for talking shop,

834
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,960
but your garbage certainly
has cheered up these days.

835
00:45:02,060 --> 00:45:06,730
Flowers, candy boxes, perfume wrappings
and an empty of that sweet French liqueur.

836
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:09,700
Why, that's not our garbage,
I'm sure.

837
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,850
Maybe it wasn't, but it was in your pail.

838
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,790
I'm leaving, sister.

839
00:45:20,130 --> 00:45:21,510
Miss Bragg.

840
00:45:21,610 --> 00:45:22,980
May I have a word with you,
Professor Potts?

841
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,450
That music, is it coming from next door?

842
00:45:24,550 --> 00:45:26,950
From this door, and that's what
I want to talk to you about.

843
00:45:27,050 --> 00:45:28,650
Either she goes or I go.

844
00:45:28,750 --> 00:45:31,920
- You're speaking of Miss O'Shea?
- I am, Professor Potts.

845
00:45:32,020 --> 00:45:36,290
That is the kind of woman
that makes whole civilizations topple.

846
00:45:36,390 --> 00:45:40,500
It's always been my pride to scrupulously,
untiringly, efficiently...

847
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,930
Now, now, Miss Bragg,
you've split that infinitive three times.

848
00:45:43,030 --> 00:45:45,300
I repeat, either she goes or I go.

849
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,210
I don't like ultimata, Miss Bragg,
but I shall look into the matter.

850
00:45:48,310 --> 00:45:51,490
Don't look into the matter,
look into the library.

851
00:46:07,780 --> 00:46:10,090
Hiya, Pottsy, come on, hook on!

852
00:46:10,190 --> 00:46:11,810
I feel so abandoned.

853
00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:22,740
Hey, what's the big idea?

854
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,180
As soon as you gentlemen get your breath,
we had better have a conference.

855
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:27,740
Will you please leave the room,
Miss O'Shea?

856
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:31,780
- But we've only just started.
- If you please, Miss O'Shea.

857
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:33,780
Loose-tooth again.

858
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,730
Now, if you gentlemen will be kind enough

859
00:46:37,410 --> 00:46:39,270
to get together all that you've written
in the last three days...

860
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,600
Well, it's about time.

861
00:46:48,700 --> 00:46:50,570
I thought you two had amnesia
and forgot where you parked me.

862
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:51,670
Hold the phone, Sugie.

863
00:46:51,770 --> 00:46:54,040
Dropping me on the doorstep
like a throwaway for a credit dentist.

864
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:56,140
- You said it was for one night.
- Sugie, for snap's sake.

865
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,440
You're as hot as a pistol.
The DA's got 100 men on the job.

866
00:46:58,540 --> 00:47:01,140
Why, they're squeezing this town
through a sieve, borough by borough.

867
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:02,440
You tell her, Pastrami.

868
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:05,180
They're tailing us, Sugie. Took us
three hours to get here from 48th Street.

869
00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:07,050
Detoured through Jamaica, Long Island
to shake them off.

870
00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:08,180
Okay, you wait here.

871
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,650
I'll get my things together
in two seconds flat.

872
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,120
Hey, wait a minute, Sugie.

873
00:47:11,220 --> 00:47:14,850
- We got a surprise for you.
- You ain't leaving, not right yet.

874
00:47:14,950 --> 00:47:16,190
I'm not? Joe's out, isn't he?

875
00:47:16,290 --> 00:47:19,230
Yeah, but for how long? They're laying
for you so they can get him back.

876
00:47:19,330 --> 00:47:20,330
That's the surprise.

877
00:47:20,430 --> 00:47:23,130
I'm supposed to stay in this old mans'
home till the moths eat holes in me?

878
00:47:23,230 --> 00:47:25,700
Say, when I say a surprise,
I mean a surprise.

879
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:27,470
Go on, flash it to her.

880
00:47:27,570 --> 00:47:29,920
Put on your sunglasses, Sugie.

881
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,420
- Oh, boy.
- Seven grand boiled into that one, Sugie.

882
00:47:34,230 --> 00:47:36,580
Joe doesn't have to bribe me
just because I do him a little favor.

883
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,210
It's not a bribe, don't take it like that.

884
00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:39,450
Let him try and get it back though.

885
00:47:39,550 --> 00:47:40,680
Say, it's not your size, is it?

886
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:42,620
It'll do, if I have to whittle down my finger.

887
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,920
Third finger, left hand, Sugie.

888
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:47,090
- Who do you think you're kidding?
- The future Mrs. Joe Lilac.

889
00:47:47,190 --> 00:47:48,960
- Come again?
- Wedding bells, sweetheart.

890
00:47:49,060 --> 00:47:50,620
Joe and the lawyer have got it
all figured out.

891
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:52,490
Yeah, a wife can't testify
against husband, see.

892
00:47:52,590 --> 00:47:53,900
Don't put it like that, you dope.

893
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:58,160
Say, he's been thataway about you
ever since he first picked you out.

894
00:47:58,260 --> 00:48:00,670
Yeah, but it took the DA
to make him pop the question.

895
00:48:00,770 --> 00:48:01,870
He sent you a love message.

896
00:48:01,970 --> 00:48:04,970
He says to tell you he gets more bang
out of you than any dame he ever knew.

897
00:48:05,070 --> 00:48:08,260
And he's the top, Sugie,
do you realize that? He's the top.

898
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:09,810
Mrs. Joe Lilac.

899
00:48:09,910 --> 00:48:12,550
Third Avenue girl
in the major league at last.

900
00:48:12,650 --> 00:48:14,910
Wait till they find out,
those other dolls in the show.

901
00:48:15,010 --> 00:48:17,080
Watch me break their crockery with this.

902
00:48:17,180 --> 00:48:18,750
Here, here,
the wedding's got to be a fast one, though.

903
00:48:18,850 --> 00:48:20,090
Over in New Jersey someplace.

904
00:48:20,190 --> 00:48:22,590
Now, this is the application for the license,
and you sign right here.

905
00:48:22,690 --> 00:48:24,320
- Will I? You got a pen?
- Yeah.

906
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,630
- Unscrew it for Mrs. Lilac.
- Right here, right here.

907
00:48:26,730 --> 00:48:27,790
You know, I can't make up my mind.

908
00:48:27,890 --> 00:48:32,200
Will I continue my night club career
or bust in on the Helen Hayes racket?

909
00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:34,030
Say, this ought to be signed
before a notary public.

910
00:48:34,130 --> 00:48:36,800
I'm a notary public,
permission expires 1943.

911
00:48:36,900 --> 00:48:38,600
Were those pajamas a good investment.

912
00:48:38,700 --> 00:48:40,700
You'll get the final dope
by tomorrow morning.

913
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,870
Joe will phone around 10:00.

914
00:48:41,970 --> 00:48:44,380
Now, meantime lie low
and stick close to the Ameche.

915
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,760
- Okay, the what?
- The telephone.

916
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,060
- Miss Sugarpuss.
- You'd better duck.

917
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,220
- Okay, 10:00, I'll be waiting.
- Okay, okay.

918
00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:58,260
- Miss Sugarpuss.
- Here I am.

919
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:00,230
Just getting a little air.

920
00:49:00,330 --> 00:49:02,860
- Miss O'Shea.
- What's buzzing, cousin?

921
00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,330
Professor Potts would...

922
00:49:05,430 --> 00:49:08,280
He wishes to speak to you.

923
00:49:08,650 --> 00:49:09,900
- Yes.
- Yes.

924
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:12,220
Don't worry, kids, cheer up.

925
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:15,990
- Shut the door, please.
- Sure.

926
00:49:20,060 --> 00:49:23,510
- Take this chair, please, Miss O'Shea.
- This particular one?

927
00:49:23,610 --> 00:49:24,730
Okay.

928
00:49:27,870 --> 00:49:29,820
Open your mouth, please.

929
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,380
Open your mouth. Wider.

930
00:49:33,510 --> 00:49:34,520
Thank you.

931
00:49:34,620 --> 00:49:36,160
- Can I close it now?
- Please do.

932
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:37,530
- Okay.
- Miss O'Shea.

933
00:49:37,630 --> 00:49:38,630
Yeah?

934
00:49:38,730 --> 00:49:42,070
Circumstances, under, over which
neither of us has the least control,

935
00:49:42,170 --> 00:49:45,210
force me to a step
I am most reluctant to take.

936
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:49,510
The sky is perfectly clear.
The thermometer stands at 76.

937
00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,680
Your throat seems quite normal.
I must ask you to leave.

938
00:49:52,780 --> 00:49:54,810
Leave here? Why?

939
00:49:54,910 --> 00:49:57,720
Miss O'Shea,
I want you to look at our project,

940
00:49:57,820 --> 00:50:00,950
I mean the encyclopedia, as a voyage,

941
00:50:01,050 --> 00:50:03,490
a long, hard, tedious one.

942
00:50:03,590 --> 00:50:05,620
A voyage from "A" to "Z."

943
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:07,560
Now, when the Foundation
launched our vessel,

944
00:50:07,660 --> 00:50:12,090
it very wisely followed an old rule
of the sea, no women aboard.

945
00:50:12,190 --> 00:50:15,030
It chose a crew of single men
with nothing to distract them

946
00:50:15,130 --> 00:50:16,700
from the course they were to sail.

947
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,970
Say, junior, couldn't stop
walking around a little, could you?

948
00:50:20,070 --> 00:50:23,170
For four days, we have been drifting,
Miss O'Shea.

949
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,580
The needle of the compass
no longer points to the magnetic pole.

950
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,280
It points, if I may say so, to your ankles.

951
00:50:28,380 --> 00:50:30,650
Come now, Admiral,
a bunch of grown men,

952
00:50:30,750 --> 00:50:32,710
they've seen a pair of ankles before.

953
00:50:32,810 --> 00:50:34,280
Not for nine years.

954
00:50:34,380 --> 00:50:38,350
Except for the singularly uninspiring
underpinnings of Miss Bragg.

955
00:50:38,450 --> 00:50:39,820
Now, my colleagues...

956
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,130
If you think I'm bothering them,
I'll sit on my legs.

957
00:50:42,230 --> 00:50:44,600
- And I'll do it in my room or in the kitchen.
- Too late.

958
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:47,900
- You must leave, Miss O'Shea.
- Well, I can't leave now.

959
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,470
How about that slang?
It's not finished yet.

960
00:50:50,570 --> 00:50:52,440
There's a lot of words
we haven't caught up with.

961
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,340
For instance, do you know what this
means, "I'll get you on the Ameche"?

962
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:56,640
- No.
- Of course, you don't.

963
00:50:56,740 --> 00:50:58,080
An Ameche is the telephone.

964
00:50:58,180 --> 00:50:59,980
- On account of he invented it.
- Oh, no, he didn't.

965
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:04,690
- You know, in the movies.
- I see what you mean. Very interesting.

966
00:51:04,830 --> 00:51:08,480
Make no mistake, I shall regret
the absence of your keen mind.

967
00:51:08,580 --> 00:51:12,630
Unfortunately, it is inseparable
from an extremely disturbing body.

968
00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:16,290
All right. I'll go, only don't shove.

969
00:51:16,390 --> 00:51:19,060
- I'll leave sometime tomorrow.
- Not tomorrow. Right away.

970
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,260
- But I tell you I've got a...
- I insist, Miss O'Shea.

971
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,770
Oh, Crabapple Annie.

972
00:51:22,870 --> 00:51:24,500
- Listen, Pottsy...
- Crabapple Annie?

973
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,740
Why, that implies
that I'm puritanical and narrow-minded.

974
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:27,840
Yeah.

975
00:51:27,940 --> 00:51:30,610
I am a perfectly normal man
with perfectly normal instincts.

976
00:51:30,710 --> 00:51:33,140
- But an awful high boiling point.
- Not even that.

977
00:51:33,240 --> 00:51:36,010
I, too, have been acutely aware
of your presence.

978
00:51:36,110 --> 00:51:37,880
- You have?
- Twice, to be exact.

979
00:51:37,980 --> 00:51:39,280
Once when you leaned over my shoulder

980
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:41,290
to correct my spelling of
the word "boogie-woogie,"

981
00:51:41,390 --> 00:51:43,080
I could feel your breath on my ear.

982
00:51:43,180 --> 00:51:45,590
And yesterday afternoon when you
happened to stand against the window

983
00:51:45,690 --> 00:51:47,970
with the sunlight in your hair.

984
00:51:49,710 --> 00:51:52,860
- What'd you do about it?
- I left the room,

985
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:54,530
dipped my handkerchief in cold water

986
00:51:54,630 --> 00:51:56,500
and applied it to the back of
my neck right there,

987
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,630
- where the nerve center is.
- That's cute.

988
00:51:59,730 --> 00:52:02,770
You see, that's the basic difference
between me and the other professors.

989
00:52:02,870 --> 00:52:05,570
We are all beguiled,
but I am relatively young.

990
00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:06,940
I can suppress temptation.

991
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,590
I generate enough energy
to take precautionary measures.

992
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:15,260
A little sun on my hair
and you had to water your neck.

993
00:52:17,340 --> 00:52:19,760
Perhaps I shouldn't have mentioned it,
Miss O'Shea,

994
00:52:19,860 --> 00:52:21,690
but I'm merely trying to point out the fact

995
00:52:21,790 --> 00:52:24,590
that the success of our enterprise
is at stake.

996
00:52:24,690 --> 00:52:26,740
I want you to...

997
00:52:30,590 --> 00:52:32,100
Cooperate.

998
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:33,950
I want you to leave.

999
00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,850
All right, I'll go.

1000
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,980
But if I'm going to go anyway,
I guess I might as well spill it.

1001
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:43,310
Spill it? Spill what?

1002
00:52:43,410 --> 00:52:45,150
Why do you suppose
I came here in the first place?

1003
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:46,280
To help with the research.

1004
00:52:46,380 --> 00:52:48,350
- I did not. I came on account of you.
- Me?

1005
00:52:48,450 --> 00:52:50,350
And not on account of
you needed some slang.

1006
00:52:50,450 --> 00:52:52,120
On account of
because I wanted to see you again.

1007
00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:54,790
Miss O'Shea, the construction
"on account of because"

1008
00:52:54,890 --> 00:52:56,560
outrages every grammatical law.

1009
00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,430
So what? I came on account of
because I couldn't stop thinking about you

1010
00:52:59,530 --> 00:53:01,260
after you left my dressing room.

1011
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:05,900
On account of because I thought
you were big and cute and pretty.

1012
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:07,300
- Pretty?
- Yeah, I mean you.

1013
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,740
Maybe I'm just crazy, but to me,
you're a regular yum-yum type.

1014
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:12,800
- Yum-yum?
- Yeah, don't you know what that means?

1015
00:53:12,900 --> 00:53:13,940
No, we never got to that.

1016
00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,710
Well, we've got to it now,
and I'm glad it's out.

1017
00:53:15,810 --> 00:53:17,510
I don't give a whoop
whether the others went for me.

1018
00:53:17,610 --> 00:53:19,450
You're the one I'm wacky about,
just plain wacky.

1019
00:53:19,550 --> 00:53:21,280
- Can you understand that?
- Please, Miss O'Shea.

1020
00:53:21,380 --> 00:53:23,520
Oh, please, nothing.
Maybe you can generate or whatever it is

1021
00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:25,850
for all that suppress business, but...

1022
00:53:25,950 --> 00:53:28,240
I can't. No, you're too tall.

1023
00:53:30,980 --> 00:53:32,230
- What are you doing?
- You'll find out.

1024
00:53:32,330 --> 00:53:33,890
Those are Professor Gurkakoff's
reference books.

1025
00:53:33,990 --> 00:53:36,030
- Now, isn't that just too bad!
- And they're very...

1026
00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:37,700
- That's perfect.
- What are you going to do?

1027
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:40,530
Come here,
I'm going to show you what yum-yum is.

1028
00:53:40,630 --> 00:53:41,980
Here's yum.

1029
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,350
Here's the other yum.

1030
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,120
And here's yum-yum.

1031
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,330
Excuse me.

1032
00:53:55,070 --> 00:53:56,090
Hey, where are you going?

1033
00:54:07,580 --> 00:54:10,630
Did you see?
He practically stepped on my hand.

1034
00:54:10,730 --> 00:54:12,530
- Three steps at a time.
- Shot out of a gun.

1035
00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:14,270
- But where is he going?
- Why?

1036
00:54:14,370 --> 00:54:18,050
To get a razor strop, I hope,
and I hope he knows where to apply it.

1037
00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:26,880
- Well, Professor Potts?
- Yes, Miss Bragg.

1038
00:54:26,980 --> 00:54:30,260
Will one of you call a taxi
from the corner for Miss O'Shea?

1039
00:54:30,940 --> 00:54:32,930
- Right away.
- Thank you.

1040
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,190
- Fine business.
- I beg your pardon?

1041
00:54:41,290 --> 00:54:42,890
What's the idea of
running out on me like that?

1042
00:54:42,990 --> 00:54:45,070
Nothing, nothing.

1043
00:54:45,650 --> 00:54:48,700
The last few minutes
only confirmed my former decision.

1044
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:50,770
Your further presence here would be fatal.

1045
00:54:50,870 --> 00:54:54,410
You must get me out of your mind
just as I must get you out of this house.

1046
00:54:54,510 --> 00:54:57,840
- Your hair's wet.
- Well, never mind, please.

1047
00:54:57,940 --> 00:55:00,410
- Well, it is wet.
- Well, what of it?

1048
00:55:00,510 --> 00:55:01,710
Nothing, I just happened to mention it.

1049
00:55:01,810 --> 00:55:04,390
- Well, forget it, please.
- Okay, okay.

1050
00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:08,120
Now to get back to the subject
under discussion.

1051
00:55:08,220 --> 00:55:11,560
It would be idle of me to deny that I, too,
feel the affinity

1052
00:55:11,660 --> 00:55:14,990
that you mentioned a few minutes ago,
very strongly.

1053
00:55:15,090 --> 00:55:16,930
After three years,
when my work is finished,

1054
00:55:17,030 --> 00:55:19,800
perhaps we can take up where we left off.

1055
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:24,820
In the meantime, I hope we can keep up
some sort of correspondence.

1056
00:55:26,060 --> 00:55:30,150
- Would you, Miss Sugarpuss?
- Oh, Pottsy.

1057
00:55:31,460 --> 00:55:34,730
I know that's the way I feel, too,
but it has to be.

1058
00:55:36,270 --> 00:55:40,600
Sugarpuss, before you go, would you...

1059
00:55:47,340 --> 00:55:48,810
Would you

1060
00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:52,250
yum me just once more?

1061
00:55:59,620 --> 00:56:02,310
- It seems so unnecessary.
- Yes.

1062
00:56:02,410 --> 00:56:04,020
- Yes.
- The taxi's here.

1063
00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,620
I'll tell him.

1064
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,490
Professor Potts,
the taxi for that young woman is here.

1065
00:56:16,610 --> 00:56:17,900
The taxi.

1066
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,660
- Yes, what is it?
- The taxi's here.

1067
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,110
Taxi? What taxi?

1068
00:56:23,980 --> 00:56:25,880
Miss O'Shea's or mine.

1069
00:56:27,690 --> 00:56:30,050
It's all yours, Crabapple Annie.

1070
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:55,490
What is the delay, young man?
Delivery was promised for 10:00.

1071
00:56:55,590 --> 00:56:56,940
Sign here.

1072
00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:00,330
- I trust that it's engraved correctly.
- I guess so.

1073
00:57:00,430 --> 00:57:02,670
- $39.85, wasn't it?
- Yeah.

1074
00:57:02,770 --> 00:57:05,520
Here's $40. Keep the change.

1075
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,940
- You're sure the setting is solid gold?
- Why, of course.

1076
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:15,280
There was one $5 cheaper,
but not nearly so handsome.

1077
00:57:15,380 --> 00:57:16,840
- Let's see it, Potts.
- Yes, please.

1078
00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:19,050
No, no, it's wrapped so neatly, I hate to.

1079
00:57:19,150 --> 00:57:21,490
- I'll take it, Miss Bragg.
- Room service.

1080
00:57:21,590 --> 00:57:25,490
- Now we've got room service.
- I thought she might like this.

1081
00:57:25,590 --> 00:57:27,490
- Thank you.
- It's nothing, really.

1082
00:57:27,590 --> 00:57:28,980
Be careful.

1083
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:34,600
If I were the cream
for that woman's coffee, I'd curdle.

1084
00:57:34,700 --> 00:57:37,570
I thought you meant to leave us
in protest, Miss Bragg.

1085
00:57:37,670 --> 00:57:38,770
- Yes.
- Yes.

1086
00:57:38,870 --> 00:57:42,810
A nurse does not quit her post
when an epidemic reaches a crisis.

1087
00:57:53,330 --> 00:57:54,600
Come in.

1088
00:57:58,740 --> 00:58:02,090
- Morning, Pottsy.
- Good morning. I brought your breakfast.

1089
00:58:02,190 --> 00:58:05,980
Good, I'll have it right here
in the snooze stand, thank you.

1090
00:58:06,780 --> 00:58:09,260
- How do you take it?
- Just jav, no cow.

1091
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,040
- Just what?
- Black.

1092
00:58:11,890 --> 00:58:13,580
- Sugar?
- Straight.

1093
00:58:14,790 --> 00:58:16,550
- Toast?
- No, thanks.

1094
00:58:17,490 --> 00:58:20,000
- You sure you don't want some toast?
- Uh-uh.

1095
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:22,610
Well, here's some jam to go with it.
It's blackberry.

1096
00:58:22,710 --> 00:58:24,950
- Never use it.
- Not just one bite?

1097
00:58:25,050 --> 00:58:26,160
Mmm-mmm.

1098
00:58:26,900 --> 00:58:28,480
Sit down and take a load off your feet.

1099
00:58:28,580 --> 00:58:30,950
Say, I found out what's wrong with
"on account of because."

1100
00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:32,050
It's saying the same thing twice,

1101
00:58:32,150 --> 00:58:34,390
you know, like calling somebody
a rich millionaire.

1102
00:58:34,490 --> 00:58:38,490
You call it a pleo...
No, wait a minute, a plea...

1103
00:58:38,590 --> 00:58:41,130
- A pleonasm?
- Yes, that how you pronounce it? That's it.

1104
00:58:41,230 --> 00:58:43,130
- Who told you that?
- This room's full of books about grammar.

1105
00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:44,860
I read for a couple of hours.

1106
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:46,000
I couldn't sleep, either.

1107
00:58:46,100 --> 00:58:49,040
I walked in the park till the sun
came up over the East Sixties.

1108
00:58:49,140 --> 00:58:50,900
It took me all that time
to gather my thoughts,

1109
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,440
to analyze my impulses
and clarify our relationship.

1110
00:58:54,540 --> 00:58:55,640
Have we got one of those?

1111
00:58:55,740 --> 00:58:58,480
It's a very important moment,
a new chapter.

1112
00:58:58,580 --> 00:59:00,550
In fact, for me, it's the first chapter.

1113
00:59:00,650 --> 00:59:05,050
For what has my life been up till now?
A preface. An empty foreword.

1114
00:59:05,150 --> 00:59:07,250
You couldn't talk a little plainer,
could you?

1115
00:59:07,350 --> 00:59:09,390
Not if you won't have a piece of toast.

1116
00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:12,410
At least just... At least look under the lid.

1117
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:19,700
- You went and bought me a present.
- I hope it fits.

1118
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:23,220
Gurkakoff calculated the circumference
of your finger.

1119
00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:35,700
I woke up the jeweler at 7:00 this morning.

1120
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,300
- It's a lovely ring, Pottsy, really it is.
- I hoped you'd like it.

1121
00:59:42,510 --> 00:59:45,810
It's our... It's our engagement ring.

1122
00:59:46,910 --> 00:59:51,440
- Pottsy, do you mean you...
- Yes, I did, I...

1123
00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:54,250
You mean you really...

1124
00:59:58,090 --> 00:59:59,220
Well?

1125
01:00:01,260 --> 01:00:04,320
- What am I supposed to say?
- Just say yes.

1126
01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:09,560
After you've declared your feelings,
it's the only logical step to take.

1127
01:00:10,730 --> 01:00:14,900
Don't you think you'd better take
another turn around the park, Pottsy?

1128
01:00:15,340 --> 01:00:17,090
I'm just as surprised as you.

1129
01:00:17,190 --> 01:00:19,920
Marriage? I thought
I was married to my books.

1130
01:00:20,020 --> 01:00:22,060
The only thing
I thought I could care for deeply

1131
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,600
was a correctly constructed sentence.

1132
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:30,330
The subject, predicate, adverbial clause,
each in its proper place, and then you...

1133
01:00:30,430 --> 01:00:33,810
You see, I've had rather a curious life.

1134
01:00:33,910 --> 01:00:36,470
I graduated from Princeton when I was 13.

1135
01:00:36,570 --> 01:00:40,080
I recited <i>Tyger, Tyger Burning Bright</i>
when I was a year old.

1136
01:00:40,180 --> 01:00:42,960
Before I was two, I could read fluently.

1137
01:00:43,870 --> 01:00:46,890
People like that just, well...

1138
01:00:48,070 --> 01:00:51,550
You see, dust just piles up on their hearts.

1139
01:00:51,650 --> 01:00:54,040
And it took you to blow it away.

1140
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:57,210
Yeah, but I...

1141
01:00:57,850 --> 01:01:00,930
I didn't mean
to blow it smack into your eyes.

1142
01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:04,890
Well, that's what happened, look.
Look inside the ring.

1143
01:01:07,290 --> 01:01:09,320
Oh, yeah, there's writing.

1144
01:01:10,160 --> 01:01:13,610
- "Richard III." Who's Richard III?
<i>- Richard III.</i>

1145
01:01:13,710 --> 01:01:16,930
Act 1, Scene 2, line 204.

1146
01:01:17,770 --> 01:01:20,950
- There wasn't room for all the words.
- What words?

1147
01:01:21,050 --> 01:01:24,320
Well, they go like this, quote,

1148
01:01:24,420 --> 01:01:27,520
"Look, how this ring
encompasseth thy finger.

1149
01:01:27,620 --> 01:01:31,090
"Even so thy breast
encloseth my poor heart.

1150
01:01:31,190 --> 01:01:34,340
"Wear both of them,
for both of them are thine."

1151
01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,680
Unquote, I suppose.

1152
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:43,650
I hope you don't think it's too corny.

1153
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,290
- Pottsy, I...
- Come in.

1154
01:01:52,370 --> 01:01:54,480
- There is a telephone call for you.
- For me?

1155
01:01:54,580 --> 01:01:58,020
We didn't want to interrupt, but the man
on the wire said it was from your daddy.

1156
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:00,230
- Daddy?
- That's what he said.

1157
01:02:00,340 --> 01:02:01,330
Oh.

1158
01:02:01,980 --> 01:02:05,360
- Oh, yes, Daddy!
- It's long distance.

1159
01:02:05,460 --> 01:02:07,140
Yeah, I'll get it.

1160
01:02:08,050 --> 01:02:10,830
- How did it go, Potts?
- She seemed quite overwhelmed.

1161
01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:12,100
That was to be expected.

1162
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:15,200
You see, excuse me,
you see, the customary procedure

1163
01:02:15,300 --> 01:02:17,740
is to approach
the parents of the young lady first.

1164
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:20,020
- Yes.
- Yes, I realize that.

1165
01:02:22,460 --> 01:02:25,280
- Hello?
- Hello, hello, it's Asthma, Sugie.

1166
01:02:25,380 --> 01:02:26,480
The boss wants to talk to you,

1167
01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:29,120
only we're relaying the call
so it won't be traced, dig me?

1168
01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:31,020
Here she is, boss. Ready?

1169
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:33,800
Okay, Sugie, don't use no names, though.

1170
01:02:42,250 --> 01:02:45,100
Oh, boy, did you call at the right minute.
Where are you?

1171
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,750
Some whistle snort in New Jersey.
Rancocas, it's called.

1172
01:02:49,290 --> 01:02:52,540
Well, how you been, Sugie? I hear
you're hiding out with the seven dwarfs.

1173
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,740
Eight. And it's kind of indicated
I'd better get out of here quick.

1174
01:02:55,840 --> 01:02:59,880
Oh, no, nothing like that, it's just that one
of the professors got off the beam a little.

1175
01:02:59,980 --> 01:03:02,480
Yeah, a slight case of Andy Hardy.

1176
01:03:02,580 --> 01:03:06,960
Why don't you just take his umbrella
and whack him over the knuckles?

1177
01:03:07,060 --> 01:03:10,190
Well, everything's all set, babe.
The license comes through this afternoon.

1178
01:03:10,290 --> 01:03:13,110
I got a justice of the peace all lined up.

1179
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:16,760
Yeah, that's what we're trying
to figure out, how to get you here.

1180
01:03:16,860 --> 01:03:19,970
No, I don't want you to take a train.
They'd spot you like a lead dime.

1181
01:03:20,070 --> 01:03:23,010
They'll be watching everything,
Holland Tunnel, Washington Bridge.

1182
01:03:23,110 --> 01:03:24,910
I don't even trust the highways.

1183
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:27,170
I don't care
if I have to hook a ride on a hearse.

1184
01:03:27,270 --> 01:03:29,660
I want to get out of here.
I don't like it. I want to blow.

1185
01:03:32,600 --> 01:03:35,450
Well, what other news is there, Daddy?

1186
01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:39,030
Everything fine at home? Is Mom all right?

1187
01:03:42,910 --> 01:03:47,570
For Easter? Well, I don't know, Daddy.

1188
01:03:48,050 --> 01:03:51,300
Just a minute.
I won't be long, just wait in the library.

1189
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:54,250
Do you mind if I have a few words
with your father?

1190
01:03:55,390 --> 01:03:56,550
Sure.

1191
01:03:58,620 --> 01:04:02,430
Daddy, this is the professor
I was telling you about.

1192
01:04:06,430 --> 01:04:10,030
Mr. O'Shea? My name is Bertram Potts.

1193
01:04:10,900 --> 01:04:15,740
I judge your daughter has already
told you of my aspirations in her regard.

1194
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,370
Hey, are you crazy?

1195
01:04:19,180 --> 01:04:22,160
You're quite right, Mr. O'Shea.

1196
01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:23,960
It's inexcusable for one
to introduce oneself

1197
01:04:24,060 --> 01:04:27,280
to one's future father-in-law
over the telephone.

1198
01:04:28,150 --> 01:04:30,270
But before even considering

1199
01:04:30,370 --> 01:04:32,240
entrusting your daughter's
future happiness to my care,

1200
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:35,050
I'm sure you want to know all about me.

1201
01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,510
Well, as character references,

1202
01:04:38,610 --> 01:04:41,450
you might get in touch with the head
of the Rockefeller Foundation,

1203
01:04:41,550 --> 01:04:44,370
and the President of Princeton,
my own university.

1204
01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,820
Well, except for occasional trouble
with my left sinus,

1205
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,500
I am in excellent physical condition.

1206
01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:55,480
- How's your digestion, son?
- Good.

1207
01:04:56,310 --> 01:04:59,280
I draw a salary of $3,200 per year.

1208
01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:03,650
In the last election,
I voted the straight Republican ticket.

1209
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:05,920
That's fine, that's fine.

1210
01:05:07,530 --> 01:05:09,990
I just had a brain flash, McNeary.

1211
01:05:10,860 --> 01:05:14,060
What did you say your first name is, son?
Bertram.

1212
01:05:14,970 --> 01:05:17,250
Well, Bertram,
I don't know if Sugarpuss told you,

1213
01:05:17,350 --> 01:05:19,590
but she's our only child.

1214
01:05:19,690 --> 01:05:22,890
We kind of never figured
on having a professor in the family,

1215
01:05:22,990 --> 01:05:25,860
but if that's what she wants,
then that's fine with us.

1216
01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:29,060
Well, I shall do everything I can,
Mr. O'Shea, to make her happy.

1217
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:31,430
Just one thing more, Bertram.

1218
01:05:31,530 --> 01:05:35,800
Mom is kind of an invalid,
doesn't do any traveling.

1219
01:05:35,900 --> 01:05:38,670
But it would just break her heart
not to see Sugarpuss married.

1220
01:05:38,770 --> 01:05:41,340
- You understand that?
- Of course, sir.

1221
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,620
My mother's dead,
but I know it would have...

1222
01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:48,330
It would have made her happy
to be present.

1223
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:51,810
So, suppose you just bring the kid
right down here.

1224
01:05:51,910 --> 01:05:56,000
We want to see you and
let's have the ceremony in our hometown.

1225
01:05:56,670 --> 01:05:58,770
Why, of course, Mr. O'Shea.

1226
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:02,030
May I call you Father, Mr. O'Shea?

1227
01:06:03,050 --> 01:06:04,950
Thank you, Father.

1228
01:06:06,180 --> 01:06:10,210
It was better than I hoped for.
Your father wants to talk to you.

1229
01:06:14,230 --> 01:06:16,680
Well, Sugie,
this solves your transportation.

1230
01:06:16,780 --> 01:06:18,510
That Jack was made-to-order.

1231
01:06:18,610 --> 01:06:22,480
Who's gonna stop the Rockefeller
Foundation and Princeton University?

1232
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:25,450
And suppose you get a couple of the other
old beavers to come along in the car.

1233
01:06:25,550 --> 01:06:27,920
Maybe there's some other way.

1234
01:06:28,020 --> 01:06:30,220
I don't want to take them
for that kind of a ride.

1235
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,690
That's quite all right.
I'll take a couple of days off.

1236
01:06:32,790 --> 01:06:35,400
- Yes, we all will.
- That's a good idea.

1237
01:06:35,810 --> 01:06:39,060
Now cut out the menkenkes, Sugie.
This gets you to Rancocas.

1238
01:06:39,160 --> 01:06:41,530
Once you're here, we'll give the professor
the boot, easy like,

1239
01:06:41,630 --> 01:06:43,660
where it won't blind him.

1240
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:46,690
I don't want any discussions.
Just one thing.

1241
01:06:47,290 --> 01:06:51,420
Watch out for the Washington Bridge.
That'll be swarming with cops.

1242
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:54,830
Hello? Hello?

1243
01:06:57,900 --> 01:07:01,620
- What's the matter, my dear?
- He's always in such a rush.

1244
01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:04,350
Which is my great good fortune,
the sooner the better.

1245
01:07:04,450 --> 01:07:07,220
Gentlemen, I now have the honor
to announce our betrothal.

1246
01:07:07,320 --> 01:07:08,630
Congratulations.

1247
01:07:08,730 --> 01:07:12,480
Very sensibly condensed,
as in the <i>Reader's Digest. </i>

1248
01:07:14,650 --> 01:07:17,770
- Please don't cry, I'm very happy.
- Can't help it.

1249
01:07:17,870 --> 01:07:21,240
Look, why don't you go upstairs and
pack my fiancée's things for her? Please.

1250
01:07:21,340 --> 01:07:24,220
- I want to be an usher.
- We'll all be ushers.

1251
01:07:24,890 --> 01:07:27,110
One kisses the bride. May I?

1252
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,710
- We'll all kiss the bride.
- Yes, of course.

1253
01:07:29,810 --> 01:07:32,790
- May we?
- Go ahead.

1254
01:07:36,810 --> 01:07:39,020
We are very happy.

1255
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:42,260
We feel that you are marrying
all of us, a little.

1256
01:07:42,360 --> 01:07:44,040
Yes, yes, indeed.

1257
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:52,850
We wish you every happiness, my dear.

1258
01:07:55,290 --> 01:07:56,620
All of us.

1259
01:08:00,030 --> 01:08:04,090
If we're gonna get started
this afternoon, I'd better be going.

1260
01:08:12,270 --> 01:08:13,370
Well.

1261
01:08:17,210 --> 01:08:20,560
- Kind of a cheesy picture of me, isn't it?
- Recognizable, thank heaven.

1262
01:08:20,660 --> 01:08:21,760
- Wait a minute.
- Get your things together

1263
01:08:21,860 --> 01:08:23,400
and get down the back stairs
before I call the police.

1264
01:08:23,500 --> 01:08:24,560
I've got something to say.

1265
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:27,270
A gangster's moll thinking
she'd marry one of my professors.

1266
01:08:27,370 --> 01:08:29,170
Don't worry,
I'm not marrying any professor.

1267
01:08:29,270 --> 01:08:31,940
- Certainly not.
- I'm mink coat. I'm no bungalow apron.

1268
01:08:32,040 --> 01:08:33,440
That's the guy I'm getting.

1269
01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:35,680
Pretty good getting for a gal
that came up the hard way.

1270
01:08:35,780 --> 01:08:38,240
We'll have this room fumigated
when you're out of it.

1271
01:08:38,340 --> 01:08:39,550
- Well, you ought to, I guess.
- Let me past.

1272
01:08:39,650 --> 01:08:42,180
No, no, no, any spilling that's to be done,
I'll do, but not yet.

1273
01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,820
- Not while it would bug up everything.
- If you think I'll hold my tongue...

1274
01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,190
Why don't you look at it this way, Braggo?
The harm's been done.

1275
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:50,290
Pottsy's gonna wear his heart in a sling
whether he finds out sooner or later.

1276
01:08:50,390 --> 01:08:53,230
Here or in New Jersey
won't make any difference to him.

1277
01:08:53,330 --> 01:08:55,860
Only, in New Jersey's
a darned sight better for me.

1278
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,060
Better for you, indeed.

1279
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,260
- No, no, no.
- Why, you, you...

1280
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,800
- Open that door or I'll scream.
- No, I can't have you screaming, not now.

1281
01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:03,410
- A piercing scream...
- Sorry, Braggo.

1282
01:09:24,240 --> 01:09:25,820
- What did you say?
- What?

1283
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:28,700
I was just running
through the marriage service.

1284
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:30,060
"To be my lawful wedded wife.

1285
01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:32,160
"For better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer."

1286
01:09:32,260 --> 01:09:33,970
- Please, Pottsy.
- What?

1287
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:35,520
Don't, please.

1288
01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:39,670
You're very nervous aren't you, darling?

1289
01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:41,410
It's been a very exciting day.

1290
01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:44,750
It's just this business of going to Jersey.
I mean, back home.

1291
01:09:44,850 --> 01:09:48,010
Every time I get to this old bridge,
I get worried for fear I might get stuck

1292
01:09:48,110 --> 01:09:49,880
and not be able to get back over again.

1293
01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:52,800
We'll bring you back, don't you be afraid.

1294
01:09:59,380 --> 01:10:00,900
Okay, go ahead.

1295
01:10:08,750 --> 01:10:11,270
- Hey.
- Sorry, sorry.

1296
01:10:11,370 --> 01:10:13,740
You trying to play piggy-back?

1297
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,370
Listen to that.

1298
01:10:15,470 --> 01:10:18,330
- I don't see any reason for sarcasm.
- Neither do I.

1299
01:10:23,100 --> 01:10:25,050
Something wrong with your brakes,
sonny?

1300
01:10:25,150 --> 01:10:28,990
I couldn't locate it for a moment.
This is a rented car.

1301
01:10:29,090 --> 01:10:31,770
- Got a driver's license?
- I have, indeed.

1302
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:42,970
"1903."
This should have been renewed 20 times.

1303
01:10:43,070 --> 01:10:45,170
- This is as far as you drive, brother.
- No, no.

1304
01:10:45,270 --> 01:10:48,120
But, Officer, this is a wedding party.

1305
01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:50,710
A wedding party?

1306
01:10:50,810 --> 01:10:52,940
- Are you the bridegroom?
- No, I am.

1307
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,210
- Is this the bride?
- Yes.

1308
01:10:55,310 --> 01:10:56,680
- Pardon me.
- Officer, please.

1309
01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:57,750
What is it?

1310
01:10:57,850 --> 01:11:01,050
It's good luck to touch a bride,
and I got a promotion coming up.

1311
01:11:01,150 --> 01:11:04,650
Well, could you reciprocate
by letting us proceed?

1312
01:11:04,750 --> 01:11:06,220
- Yes, we'll drive very carefully.
- Yes.

1313
01:11:06,320 --> 01:11:09,030
Postponing a wedding
is bad luck, you know, Officer.

1314
01:11:09,130 --> 01:11:11,030
That's right.
Well, what are you waiting for?

1315
01:11:11,130 --> 01:11:12,700
- Get going.
- Okay.

1316
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,410
A very nice gentleman.

1317
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,760
All that nonsense with my driving license.

1318
01:11:21,960 --> 01:11:25,280
With that license I once drove
President Theodore Roosevelt.

1319
01:11:25,380 --> 01:11:27,590
And he pronounced my driving bully.

1320
01:11:28,770 --> 01:11:31,170
- He said that...
- Look out! Look out!

1321
01:11:35,070 --> 01:11:36,830
Look out, look out!

1322
01:11:55,460 --> 01:11:57,220
Help! Help!

1323
01:11:58,800 --> 01:12:02,230
Police! Police! Help! Help!

1324
01:12:02,870 --> 01:12:04,950
How's that, operator? No answer.

1325
01:12:05,050 --> 01:12:06,660
- Jam it.
- Jam it.

1326
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:11,400
Huh?

1327
01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:15,360
All right, I didn't mean to say it, I'm sorry.

1328
01:12:15,460 --> 01:12:17,640
Hey, wait a minute,
there's a car driving up now.

1329
01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:23,000
Listen, sister, I said I was sorry.
What do you want me to do?

1330
01:12:23,100 --> 01:12:25,370
Send you a bouquet of...

1331
01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:28,180
It's you, wait a minute.
Hey, it's Sugarpuss.

1332
01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:32,740
Sugie, say,
what the sweet Judas gives out?

1333
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:33,810
Where are you?

1334
01:12:33,910 --> 01:12:37,720
We're not down here to enjoy ourselves.
This is a wedding.

1335
01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:40,600
A what? They had an accident.

1336
01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:46,300
Nothing serious.
No, it just shook the old boys up a little.

1337
01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:49,330
I couldn't get to a phone before.

1338
01:12:49,430 --> 01:12:51,630
I don't know,
some little hotel near Kingston.

1339
01:12:51,730 --> 01:12:54,010
Poplar Grove, it's called. Yeah.

1340
01:12:55,320 --> 01:12:57,800
Oh, sure, Joe,
there's a midnight bus. I can grab that.

1341
01:12:57,900 --> 01:12:59,340
Midnight bus, what are you talking about?

1342
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:02,540
I'll have Asthma and Pastrami
pick you up in about 40 minutes.

1343
01:13:02,640 --> 01:13:03,700
Sure tonight.

1344
01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,940
I've got a justice of the peace on call.

1345
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,780
There'll be a justice
of the peace tomorrow.

1346
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,780
Now, why not do this thing right?

1347
01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:14,080
I want to wait until the old boys go to bed.
I can't walk out on them cold.

1348
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:15,250
Maybe you'd like to sit down

1349
01:13:15,350 --> 01:13:17,650
and knit them eight little sweaters
to remember you by.

1350
01:13:17,750 --> 01:13:20,960
I've told you how it's going to be,
now stop barking orders.

1351
01:13:21,060 --> 01:13:22,270
So long.

1352
01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:27,680
Get the car ready.

1353
01:13:29,280 --> 01:13:31,870
I could prove to you
by the laws of relativity

1354
01:13:31,970 --> 01:13:35,170
that it was not I who ran into the signpost,

1355
01:13:35,270 --> 01:13:37,440
but that it was the signpost which ran...

1356
01:13:37,540 --> 01:13:39,930
That's all right, go ahead, sit down.

1357
01:13:40,860 --> 01:13:43,960
But that it was the signpost
which ran into me.

1358
01:13:45,370 --> 01:13:46,480
Let me explain.

1359
01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:50,630
If you do, by that same law,
your head will run into this bottle.

1360
01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:55,160
- Before you do that, I'd like a drink, please.
- By all means, excuse me.

1361
01:13:55,260 --> 01:13:56,990
No, I think I'll hit the hay, get some sleep.

1362
01:13:57,090 --> 01:13:58,890
- Why?
- The evening's young yet.

1363
01:13:58,990 --> 01:14:01,360
Oh, no, I don't belong here.
This is a bachelor dinner.

1364
01:14:01,460 --> 01:14:03,770
- But this one is different.
- No, that's the law.

1365
01:14:03,870 --> 01:14:06,270
We've heard from the garage.
The car will be ready in the morning.

1366
01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:08,270
Perhaps it will hold together
until Rancocas.

1367
01:14:08,370 --> 01:14:09,400
Then we'll be leaving early.

1368
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:14,150
Yeah, after issuing an urgent appeal
to all signposts not to charge at us.

1369
01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:15,370
That's right.

1370
01:14:15,470 --> 01:14:16,580
What...

1371
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,910
What time shall we waken you,
about 7:30?

1372
01:14:19,010 --> 01:14:21,020
I'll be awake all right.

1373
01:14:21,970 --> 01:14:24,890
Well, kids, here's to you.

1374
01:14:24,990 --> 01:14:27,650
- Here's to you.
- Here's to all of us.

1375
01:14:27,750 --> 01:14:28,870
Yes, to all of us.

1376
01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:35,310
Pottsy, I...

1377
01:14:37,520 --> 01:14:39,970
You know,
you boys still have time to warn him.

1378
01:14:40,070 --> 01:14:43,170
- A man is a goof to marry any woman.
- Just let them try to warn me.

1379
01:14:43,270 --> 01:14:46,870
He'll have to console us that
there aren't seven more just like you.

1380
01:14:46,970 --> 01:14:50,640
- Yeah, one for each of us.
- Of assorted ages, of course.

1381
01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:52,060
Naturally.

1382
01:14:52,630 --> 01:14:53,620
I...

1383
01:14:54,670 --> 01:14:55,660
Well, I...

1384
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:59,170
I'd like to keep you all in a locket, always.

1385
01:14:59,770 --> 01:15:02,940
Eight squirrelly cherubs
right out of this world.

1386
01:15:04,740 --> 01:15:07,440
- Bye, kids.
- Good night.

1387
01:15:07,780 --> 01:15:08,890
Goodnight.

1388
01:15:08,990 --> 01:15:11,540
Did you hear, Potts?
I'm a squirrelly cherub.

1389
01:15:32,170 --> 01:15:35,390
No, no, no.
No, I insist, the happiest marriages

1390
01:15:35,490 --> 01:15:37,690
are those which produce three children

1391
01:15:37,790 --> 01:15:41,040
at intervals of not less than two
or more than three years.

1392
01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:45,010
Gentlemen, gentlemen. Please.

1393
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:48,930
You are all speaking very glibly
about a subject

1394
01:15:49,030 --> 01:15:51,270
of which you know practically nothing.

1395
01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:53,540
No, I know what I'm saying.

1396
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:58,610
If you feel the need of any guidance,
may I suggest that you turn to me.

1397
01:15:58,710 --> 01:16:00,550
That's right.
You were married, weren't you?

1398
01:16:00,650 --> 01:16:05,350
Oh, yes. Genevieve has been dead
for some 24 years but...

1399
01:16:05,450 --> 01:16:09,320
I have relived every moment
of our happiness so many times.

1400
01:16:09,420 --> 01:16:12,520
And my experience
is entirely at your disposal, Bertram.

1401
01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,830
Thank you, Oddly, but I really...

1402
01:16:13,930 --> 01:16:19,480
I judge I do not have to start
with basic principles.

1403
01:16:20,390 --> 01:16:22,110
Being...

1404
01:16:22,490 --> 01:16:25,910
Being a botanist,
I find an astonishing parallel

1405
01:16:26,010 --> 01:16:29,610
between a woman's heart
and the wind flower

1406
01:16:29,710 --> 01:16:31,940
or <i>Anemone nemorosa. </i>

1407
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:35,950
Perhaps you know the plant,
how it waits for the warm sunshine

1408
01:16:36,050 --> 01:16:40,630
and soft winds before it unfolds its petals.

1409
01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:43,290
Sensitive and delicate.

1410
01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:47,780
One rough, impetuous bee
can completely destroy the bloom.

1411
01:16:47,910 --> 01:16:50,030
Come out of the garden, will you, Oddly?

1412
01:16:50,130 --> 01:16:51,360
- Jerome.
- Have a heart.

1413
01:16:51,460 --> 01:16:52,630
I'm much obliged to you, Oddly, but I...

1414
01:16:52,730 --> 01:16:56,900
Please, please, Bertram.
Think of me as an elder brother

1415
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:01,360
or father, anxious to send you off properly.

1416
01:17:01,930 --> 01:17:04,140
As we all are. Of course.

1417
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,490
Now, tenderness,

1418
01:17:07,230 --> 01:17:11,360
that is what I advocate.
Tenderness and patience.

1419
01:17:12,770 --> 01:17:14,820
Genevieve was a watercolorist.

1420
01:17:14,920 --> 01:17:19,500
Therefore, after the wedding reception,
we went straight to the Catskills.

1421
01:17:22,150 --> 01:17:27,450
We spent there a beautiful week
filled with promise.

1422
01:17:28,190 --> 01:17:31,780
And returned to New York
with 14 excellent watercolors.

1423
01:17:32,420 --> 01:17:33,840
Fourteen watercolors.

1424
01:17:33,940 --> 01:17:38,210
Back in New York, I flung my enthusiasm
into preparing a lecture,

1425
01:17:38,310 --> 01:17:40,510
"The Flora of the Catskills,"

1426
01:17:40,610 --> 01:17:43,310
whilst Genevieve painted
a flight of swallows

1427
01:17:43,410 --> 01:17:45,920
around the walls of our living room.

1428
01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,700
Ah, me.

1429
01:17:48,700 --> 01:17:53,250
I remember for three months,
every time I bade her goodnight

1430
01:17:53,350 --> 01:17:56,530
I would kiss the palm of her little hand,

1431
01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:59,430
astonished at my own boldness.

1432
01:17:59,530 --> 01:18:01,490
What did you say
the name of the flower was?

1433
01:18:01,590 --> 01:18:05,080
<i>Anemone nemorosa,</i>
of the buttercup family.

1434
01:18:05,950 --> 01:18:09,520
Genevieve was a blonde.

1435
01:18:11,260 --> 01:18:13,350
Here is a lock of her hair.

1436
01:18:13,830 --> 01:18:15,280
- Very lovely.
- Yes.

1437
01:18:15,380 --> 01:18:18,320
I remember, it used to shine a great deal.

1438
01:18:18,420 --> 01:18:21,930
And there was a song at that time
everyone sang.

1439
01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:25,370
Unfortunately, I can never carry a tune.

1440
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,210
That's it.

1441
01:18:30,650 --> 01:18:32,380
Please sing it all.

1442
01:18:36,590 --> 01:18:38,580
Does anyone else know it?

1443
01:19:00,910 --> 01:19:02,500
Please sing it again.

1444
01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:37,470
Please, go on.

1445
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,010
Thank you, thank you so much.

1446
01:20:21,420 --> 01:20:22,750
Good boy.

1447
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,280
Robinson, what did you make
of what Oddly was saying?

1448
01:20:35,380 --> 01:20:37,550
Don't ask me, Potts. He's the expert.

1449
01:20:37,650 --> 01:20:41,060
- What's his bungalow number?
- I don't know. Ask Peagram.

1450
01:20:41,160 --> 01:20:43,920
Peagram, what's the number
of Oddly's bungalow?

1451
01:20:44,020 --> 01:20:45,410
He's in six.

1452
01:21:09,570 --> 01:21:10,730
Oddly?

1453
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,790
I'm sorry, Oddly,
but I've got to talk this out.

1454
01:21:14,890 --> 01:21:18,070
I must get this off my chest
before it stifles me.

1455
01:21:19,140 --> 01:21:20,620
If you don't mind,
we won't turn on the light

1456
01:21:20,720 --> 01:21:23,900
while we're discussing
these things extremely personal.

1457
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:25,770
What you said,

1458
01:21:25,870 --> 01:21:29,600
I recognize the beauty and delicacy
of the relationship you described.

1459
01:21:29,700 --> 01:21:32,140
But I'm... I don't trust myself.

1460
01:21:32,240 --> 01:21:34,970
I'm afraid
I'm a lot bolder than you are, Oddly.

1461
01:21:35,070 --> 01:21:37,910
You don't think that would necessarily
endanger everything? Do you?

1462
01:21:38,010 --> 01:21:41,480
Why, the very idea that I should
have to spend my honeymoon

1463
01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:43,520
watching her paint in watercolors

1464
01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:47,370
just because she's like somebody
from the buttercup family, I...

1465
01:21:48,710 --> 01:21:50,690
I'm a man in love.
It's the first time in my life.

1466
01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:52,690
I want to take her in my arms.

1467
01:21:52,790 --> 01:21:56,930
I thought because I was young,
I had self-control but that's not true.

1468
01:21:57,030 --> 01:21:59,260
I think of her every waking moment.

1469
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,200
Why, if this marriage had been delayed,
I mean, should have been delayed,

1470
01:22:02,300 --> 01:22:04,080
I mean, should be...

1471
01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:07,900
Listen to that.
Oddly, I don't know my tenses anymore.

1472
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:12,070
I've gone goofy, completely goofy,
bim-buggy, slap-happy.

1473
01:22:12,170 --> 01:22:15,760
Can a man like that keep his mind
on the <i>Anemone nemorosa?</i>

1474
01:22:16,630 --> 01:22:19,160
- Pottsy.
- What...

1475
01:22:24,470 --> 01:22:29,060
I'm sorry, I don't know
how I could have made such a mistake.

1476
01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:32,880
To say such things to a woman.
You'll have to forgive me.

1477
01:22:33,450 --> 01:22:35,540
Don't apologize, Pottsy.

1478
01:22:36,020 --> 01:22:38,280
It was illuminating.

1479
01:22:41,890 --> 01:22:43,330
Professor Potts!

1480
01:22:45,400 --> 01:22:48,800
- Somebody is calling me.
- Are they?

1481
01:22:50,930 --> 01:22:52,850
Maybe it's just as well.

1482
01:22:52,950 --> 01:22:54,960
- Professor Potts!
- Professor Potts!

1483
01:22:56,470 --> 01:22:57,960
I'll be back.

1484
01:23:11,090 --> 01:23:12,770
- Were you calling me?
- Yes, we were, Potts.

1485
01:23:12,870 --> 01:23:14,970
Potts, something has come up.

1486
01:23:15,070 --> 01:23:16,820
- Yes, well...
- Well, what?

1487
01:23:17,730 --> 01:23:21,650
- You better tell him, Martin.
- Maybe he'd better tell him.

1488
01:23:21,750 --> 01:23:23,130
- Who?
- Potts.

1489
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,350
There's a gentleman here. No.

1490
01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:27,520
There's a man here. No.

1491
01:23:27,620 --> 01:23:30,870
- Four men, four men inside.
- Yes, they'll tell you.

1492
01:23:40,550 --> 01:23:44,230
- Well, what...
- So you're the bridegroom?

1493
01:23:44,330 --> 01:23:47,690
- Yes. This is Professor Potts.
- How are you, Bertram?

1494
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:51,940
I thought
you'd look like these other squats,

1495
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,620
only with a beard and pea soup on it.

1496
01:23:55,100 --> 01:23:57,610
What about me evoked
this interest on your part?

1497
01:23:57,710 --> 01:24:00,450
- Sounds like it was engraved, don't it?
- Yeah.

1498
01:24:00,550 --> 01:24:03,850
- What is this all about?
- It's about Sugarpuss.

1499
01:24:03,950 --> 01:24:07,920
- Perhaps if we talked to him...
- There's been too many detours as is.

1500
01:24:08,020 --> 01:24:11,570
Maybe you recognize my voice, Bertram,
do you?

1501
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:16,040
How's your sinus?

1502
01:24:17,790 --> 01:24:20,470
- You're not her father.
- You're getting warm.

1503
01:24:20,570 --> 01:24:21,540
I'm her daddy.

1504
01:24:22,690 --> 01:24:23,680
Shut up.

1505
01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:27,150
I believe I'm entitled to some clarification.

1506
01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:30,190
So am I.

1507
01:24:40,410 --> 01:24:41,710
Lipstick.

1508
01:24:45,950 --> 01:24:47,680
What are you doing?

1509
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:51,250
Calm down now, Wimpy.

1510
01:24:55,890 --> 01:24:58,470
I was kind of counting on Sugarpuss
to tell you the score.

1511
01:24:58,570 --> 01:25:01,880
Trouble is she's all right giving out
with the twists and the wise cracks.

1512
01:25:01,980 --> 01:25:03,540
When it comes to leveling off,
she gets chicken.

1513
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:06,310
He's trying to say that our wedding trip
was nothing but a vast lie.

1514
01:25:06,410 --> 01:25:08,080
A vast lie?

1515
01:25:08,180 --> 01:25:09,680
Don't you believe it, Bertram.

1516
01:25:09,780 --> 01:25:12,720
There's going to be a wedding all right,
with Sugarpuss the bride.

1517
01:25:12,820 --> 01:25:13,830
Only I'm the bridegroom.

1518
01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:16,300
Shake it off.

1519
01:25:18,510 --> 01:25:22,240
I certainly do appreciate the way
you guys delivered a hot cargo.

1520
01:25:23,750 --> 01:25:26,130
She was to be handled with care.

1521
01:25:26,230 --> 01:25:31,780
- Potts, it seems that your bride to be...
- His bride. That's a laugh.

1522
01:25:32,630 --> 01:25:36,810
It seems that Sugarpuss has used us
to circumvent the police.

1523
01:25:36,910 --> 01:25:40,250
- We serving as protective coloration.
Yes.

1524
01:25:40,350 --> 01:25:41,510
I don't believe it.

1525
01:25:41,610 --> 01:25:43,920
Professor, you really thought
she was going to marry you

1526
01:25:44,020 --> 01:25:46,960
with your $3,000 what-was-it a year?

1527
01:25:47,060 --> 01:25:49,760
She spends that much
for having her toenails painted.

1528
01:25:49,860 --> 01:25:52,570
She sulks if she has to wear
last year's ermine.

1529
01:25:55,250 --> 01:25:57,680
He don't believe it. Look at him.

1530
01:25:58,650 --> 01:26:02,180
All right. Suppose you go tell Sugarpuss
Daddy's here.

1531
01:26:06,530 --> 01:26:08,320
Joe Lilac's the name.

1532
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,120
Professor Potts! Professor Potts!

1533
01:26:22,220 --> 01:26:23,690
- Why, Miss Bragg.
- Is it too late?

1534
01:26:23,790 --> 01:26:25,520
Have you married that girl?
She knocked me out.

1535
01:26:25,620 --> 01:26:27,490
Nine hours in a closet.
Something told me all along.

1536
01:26:27,590 --> 01:26:29,260
Hold the phone, sister.

1537
01:26:29,360 --> 01:26:30,490
We traced you through your accident.

1538
01:26:30,590 --> 01:26:33,330
There's a warrant from the DA's office
for this girlfriend of Lilac's.

1539
01:26:33,430 --> 01:26:34,910
Where is she?

1540
01:26:57,210 --> 01:26:59,730
There's a Mr. Lilac waiting for you.

1541
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:01,440
Yeah.

1542
01:27:02,380 --> 01:27:05,870
The situation has been explained to me
in simple terms.

1543
01:27:06,450 --> 01:27:11,540
You don't have to worry about the police.
I told them you and he left a half hour ago.

1544
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:13,410
Probably were in Trenton by now.

1545
01:27:13,510 --> 01:27:15,920
- Thanks, Pottsy.
- Thanks for what?

1546
01:27:16,530 --> 01:27:20,350
You've given us all a fine course in
the theory and practice of being a sucker.

1547
01:27:20,450 --> 01:27:22,880
It was a very small tuition fee.

1548
01:27:22,980 --> 01:27:25,150
Perhaps it wasn't quite worthy
of you choosing us

1549
01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:27,860
as subjects of your demonstration.

1550
01:27:28,570 --> 01:27:32,130
Eight pushovers,
like shooting fish in a barrel.

1551
01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:34,470
I...

1552
01:27:35,180 --> 01:27:37,810
I didn't want you to get it this way.

1553
01:27:38,350 --> 01:27:40,210
Not right in the face.

1554
01:27:41,520 --> 01:27:42,950
I've been...

1555
01:27:44,090 --> 01:27:47,570
I've been sitting here
trying to write you a letter.

1556
01:27:47,670 --> 01:27:49,650
Here are all my excuses.

1557
01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:57,300
The handwriting of a...
What would be your word for it?

1558
01:28:04,310 --> 01:28:05,600
A tramp.

1559
01:28:29,130 --> 01:28:31,750
- Good morning, Miss Bragg.
- Good morning, gentlemen.

1560
01:28:31,850 --> 01:28:34,350
What about some nice hot breakfast?
I made some Parker House rolls.

1561
01:28:34,450 --> 01:28:36,220
- No, thank you.
- Even have some jam.

1562
01:28:36,320 --> 01:28:37,660
Strawberry jam, Professor Oddly.

1563
01:28:37,760 --> 01:28:39,720
Thank you, Miss Bragg,
but I don't think so.

1564
01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,730
- Nobody wants any breakfast?
- No, thank you.

1565
01:28:41,830 --> 01:28:44,250
Why? What? Very well.

1566
01:29:05,000 --> 01:29:07,430
Gentlemen, just a moment, please.

1567
01:29:08,300 --> 01:29:11,120
Before we attempt to get back to work,
I'd like to say a few words.

1568
01:29:11,220 --> 01:29:15,970
You've been very kind and very tactful.
If I may say so, over-tactful.

1569
01:29:17,150 --> 01:29:18,500
The entire ride home in the car,

1570
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:22,330
you avoided a certain subject
and made empty conversation.

1571
01:29:22,430 --> 01:29:25,270
Now, let's have it out.
I made an ass of myself and I know it.

1572
01:29:25,370 --> 01:29:27,370
Oh, well, we all have, Potts.

1573
01:29:27,470 --> 01:29:29,620
Yes, but I was the lead donkey.

1574
01:29:30,190 --> 01:29:34,810
Why not just regard the episode
as a prolonged constitutional?

1575
01:29:34,910 --> 01:29:36,980
That's right. That's what we'll do.

1576
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:38,080
Thank you.

1577
01:29:38,180 --> 01:29:41,720
What happened to our emotions
can't be undone.

1578
01:29:41,820 --> 01:29:44,380
What happened to our work
must be remedied.

1579
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:48,560
I'm sorry, but because of me
we must work two extra hours a day.

1580
01:29:48,660 --> 01:29:50,220
In a month,
we'll be back on schedule again.

1581
01:29:50,320 --> 01:29:51,490
- Sure.
- That's right.

1582
01:29:51,590 --> 01:29:53,130
Now, we are all scholars.

1583
01:29:53,230 --> 01:29:55,830
Let us withdraw behind our wall of books,

1584
01:29:55,930 --> 01:29:59,130
and may her name never
be brought up in this house again.

1585
01:29:59,230 --> 01:30:03,140
- We didn't mention it, Potts.
- Not even by omitting it so obviously.

1586
01:30:03,240 --> 01:30:05,840
Excuse me, Bertram, but...

1587
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:09,410
Well, now that
we are burying her memory,

1588
01:30:09,510 --> 01:30:14,080
I feel it only fair, you see,
she gave me something for you.

1589
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:19,750
I found her crying in her bungalow,
and she slipped your ring into my pocket.

1590
01:30:19,850 --> 01:30:21,520
Put it in the wastebasket, please, Oddly.

1591
01:30:21,620 --> 01:30:23,320
Just a moment.
Just a moment.

1592
01:30:23,420 --> 01:30:27,160
- Is this your ring, Potts?
- That for $39.85?

1593
01:30:27,260 --> 01:30:30,260
- Doesn't look like it.
- Why, no it is not.

1594
01:30:30,360 --> 01:30:32,320
- Are you sure?
- Positive.

1595
01:30:33,250 --> 01:30:38,890
Because if this is the one she gave
back to you and not the one you gave her,

1596
01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:41,340
it's enormously interesting.

1597
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:43,990
- But why?
- Why? How so?

1598
01:30:45,270 --> 01:30:46,880
Potts.

1599
01:30:46,980 --> 01:30:49,080
- She loves you.
- How can you say that?

1600
01:30:49,180 --> 01:30:51,320
Please, she happened
to pull that one off by mistake.

1601
01:30:51,420 --> 01:30:53,860
- Not according to Professor Freud.
- Freud?

1602
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:56,770
The subconscious mind
never makes mistakes.

1603
01:30:57,610 --> 01:31:00,940
She gave you the ring she didn't want,
his ring.

1604
01:31:01,810 --> 01:31:05,630
And she kept the one she wanted, yours.

1605
01:31:05,730 --> 01:31:09,500
- That's right, Potts.
- Bosh and nonsense.

1606
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:11,100
I agree with Miss Bragg.

1607
01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:14,080
I refuse to be coddled with
a lot of psychoanalytical nonsense.

1608
01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:17,060
As one who understands a woman's heart,
I would like to...

1609
01:31:21,300 --> 01:31:22,910
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

1610
01:31:23,010 --> 01:31:24,680
Quite an eventful night
last night, gentlemen.

1611
01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:26,140
At least, so we see by the papers.

1612
01:31:27,310 --> 01:31:30,890
We're quite fresh this morning, however.
And we're going back to work with a will.

1613
01:31:30,990 --> 01:31:32,590
- Yes, indeed.
- There's no hurry about that.

1614
01:31:32,690 --> 01:31:35,500
- Not any longer.
- We've had quite enough of your activities.

1615
01:31:35,600 --> 01:31:39,030
It has cost the estate some $300,000
to at last have its name

1616
01:31:39,130 --> 01:31:41,130
spread across every tabloid in New York.

1617
01:31:41,230 --> 01:31:43,970
"Night club babe hides out
in Totten Foundation."

1618
01:31:44,070 --> 01:31:45,960
- And this one.
- Yes.

1619
01:31:46,660 --> 01:31:49,440
"Professor bridegroom carries
ball of fire across state line."

1620
01:31:49,540 --> 01:31:51,310
And many others like it.

1621
01:31:51,410 --> 01:31:55,980
For my father, I feel profound humiliation.
For myself, unutterable disgust.

1622
01:31:56,080 --> 01:31:57,720
- Shall I go ahead?
- Please.

1623
01:31:57,820 --> 01:31:59,220
For the aforesaid reasons,

1624
01:31:59,320 --> 01:32:01,390
Miss Totten has decided
to discontinue the encyclopedia.

1625
01:32:01,490 --> 01:32:02,520
What?

1626
01:32:02,620 --> 01:32:04,620
- How soon can you vacate?
- Vacate? After nine years?

1627
01:32:04,720 --> 01:32:06,790
- Expelled in disgrace?
- Pull the chair from under us?

1628
01:32:06,890 --> 01:32:08,990
Thrown out like eight old shoes?

1629
01:32:09,090 --> 01:32:11,800
I'm sorry, gentlemen,
but my mind's made up.

1630
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:13,100
Go ahead, Mr. Larsen.

1631
01:32:13,200 --> 01:32:15,160
Several real estate firms
are interested in this property.

1632
01:32:15,260 --> 01:32:18,270
One of the companies wants to erect
an apartment house here, giving you...

1633
01:32:18,370 --> 01:32:19,570
Whoa! Please don't do that.

1634
01:32:19,670 --> 01:32:20,990
I'm sorry.

1635
01:32:21,590 --> 01:32:24,140
One word, Miss Totten, may I?

1636
01:32:24,240 --> 01:32:27,780
In your very understandable excitement,
a great injustice is being done.

1637
01:32:27,880 --> 01:32:29,010
I am the guilty one.

1638
01:32:29,110 --> 01:32:32,110
And I accept my dishonorable discharge
without protest,

1639
01:32:32,210 --> 01:32:34,850
but that others should suffer
and be punished

1640
01:32:34,950 --> 01:32:37,370
for my misconduct
is unthinkable.

1641
01:32:38,910 --> 01:32:41,240
Oh, my goodness, what was that?

1642
01:32:45,680 --> 01:32:47,430
- Good morning.
- Good morning.

1643
01:32:47,530 --> 01:32:50,950
Everybody line up over there,
like for a photograph.

1644
01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:54,610
With you, Bertram, in the foreground.

1645
01:32:54,710 --> 01:32:56,200
Come on, get going.

1646
01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:59,660
Get around, get around. Go on.
Faster. Keep moving.

1647
01:33:01,030 --> 01:33:05,330
Saint Valentine's Day!

1648
01:33:22,720 --> 01:33:25,040
Is the bride ready yet?

1649
01:33:25,140 --> 01:33:26,990
- No, not yet.
- What?

1650
01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:31,610
- Louder, please.
- We're still talking it over.

1651
01:33:31,710 --> 01:33:33,720
Good idea. Important step.

1652
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:38,480
- Hey, wait a minute. Where you going?
- For lunch. Five minutes late.

1653
01:33:38,580 --> 01:33:42,560
- When are you going to be back?
- After I've ate and had my nap.

1654
01:33:43,170 --> 01:33:45,570
How long are we gonna argue this?

1655
01:33:46,240 --> 01:33:49,530
- Now look, Sugie.
- I said no. And no is no.

1656
01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:52,730
Sugie, when I was nine years old,
I was in love with my piano teacher.

1657
01:33:52,830 --> 01:33:55,600
She played classical.
You're not nine years old.

1658
01:33:55,700 --> 01:33:56,660
I love him.

1659
01:33:56,760 --> 01:33:59,200
- She loves him.
- Yes, I love him.

1660
01:33:59,300 --> 01:34:02,370
I love those hick shirts he wears
with the boiled cuffs.

1661
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:04,610
And the way he always has
his vest buttoned wrong.

1662
01:34:04,710 --> 01:34:07,150
Looks like a giraffe and I love him.

1663
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,610
I love him because he's the kind of a guy

1664
01:34:08,710 --> 01:34:11,680
that gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk.

1665
01:34:11,780 --> 01:34:15,170
And I love the way
he blushes right up over his ears.

1666
01:34:16,400 --> 01:34:20,000
I love him because he doesn't know
how to kiss, the jerk.

1667
01:34:20,810 --> 01:34:23,960
I love him, Joe.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.

1668
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:26,040
I'll never see him again.

1669
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:29,070
But I'm not gonna marry you.

1670
01:34:29,170 --> 01:34:31,270
Not if you tie a ton of cement
around my neck

1671
01:34:31,370 --> 01:34:33,870
and throw me into the East River
like you did to all the others.

1672
01:34:33,970 --> 01:34:35,770
- I tell you, Joe was framed.
- Oh, sure, sure.

1673
01:34:35,870 --> 01:34:38,290
So you tell me, I know better now.

1674
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,810
I guess she'd better talk to her professor.
Get him on the phone.

1675
01:34:41,910 --> 01:34:43,440
You leave him out of this.

1676
01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:46,010
Imagine that big giraffe
at the bottom of the East River.

1677
01:34:46,110 --> 01:34:48,350
You wouldn't like that to happen
to him, would you, Sugarpuss?

1678
01:34:48,450 --> 01:34:50,850
- That ain't funny, McGee.
- Who said it's funny?

1679
01:34:50,950 --> 01:34:52,530
I mean business.

1680
01:34:53,280 --> 01:34:55,630
That is if you don't say "I do"
like a nice little bride.

1681
01:34:55,730 --> 01:34:56,700
Uh-uh.

1682
01:34:57,280 --> 01:35:00,660
I kind of figured you'd bumped your brains
into one of them pink clouds.

1683
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:03,500
- You can't do this, Joe.
- It's too late, Sugie.

1684
01:35:03,600 --> 01:35:06,300
- The pressure's on already.
- What is this? Putting the screws on me?

1685
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,700
You said it,
and right where it'll do the most good.

1686
01:35:08,800 --> 01:35:11,470
- Neighborhood of the heart.
- Hello.

1687
01:35:11,570 --> 01:35:14,220
This is McNeary. Hang on. Here you are.

1688
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:16,560
You take it.

1689
01:35:20,940 --> 01:35:22,800
- Hello?
- Hello, Sugie.

1690
01:35:23,970 --> 01:35:25,730
Sure, it's Pastrami.

1691
01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:29,760
Just dropped in on the boys,
Asthma and me,

1692
01:35:29,860 --> 01:35:32,180
with our little old typewriters.

1693
01:35:33,150 --> 01:35:34,880
That's up to the boss.
We're waiting for orders.

1694
01:35:36,150 --> 01:35:38,880
- For orders?
- Can we make a deal now, Sugie?

1695
01:35:39,620 --> 01:35:44,150
Sure we can, brother.
Put him on, Pastrami, just a word.

1696
01:35:45,430 --> 01:35:48,140
Would you mind stepping
to the phone, Professor Potts?

1697
01:35:48,240 --> 01:35:50,410
A lady friend of yours.

1698
01:35:50,510 --> 01:35:53,130
I have nothing to say to Miss O'Shea.

1699
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:57,350
- Oh, please, please!
- You haven't?

1700
01:35:57,450 --> 01:35:58,420
Just a moment.

1701
01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:00,150
Goodness, this is awful.
Yesterday, a nightclub...

1702
01:36:00,250 --> 01:36:01,890
Shut your clam, sister.

1703
01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:03,140
Hello.

1704
01:36:03,940 --> 01:36:07,060
Yes, Miss O'Shea, this is Professor Potts.

1705
01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:09,010
Your friends are here.

1706
01:36:09,650 --> 01:36:12,630
Not at all.
Your methods are familiar by now.

1707
01:36:12,730 --> 01:36:15,270
I don't know the exact purpose
of this maneuver.

1708
01:36:15,370 --> 01:36:17,810
What more can be gained from us?

1709
01:36:17,910 --> 01:36:20,360
But I hope
that it works to your advantage.

1710
01:36:21,430 --> 01:36:24,480
I'm sorry, Pottsy,
but it'll be all right in a little while.

1711
01:36:24,580 --> 01:36:29,250
They won't hurt anybody.
Just don't do anything foolish.

1712
01:36:29,350 --> 01:36:31,430
- Promise me, Pottsy.
- Give it.

1713
01:36:34,370 --> 01:36:37,400
Okay, Bertram, put Pastrami back on.

1714
01:36:38,040 --> 01:36:40,510
I imagine he wants to talk to you.

1715
01:36:41,480 --> 01:36:42,810
Yes, boss?

1716
01:36:43,480 --> 01:36:48,350
Okay, we'll wait for the call.
And best wishes, boss. Congratulations.

1717
01:36:50,060 --> 01:36:53,790
Well, all we have to do
is to wait for the all-clear signal.

1718
01:36:54,790 --> 01:36:58,110
We'll dismiss the class
right after the ceremony.

1719
01:36:58,210 --> 01:37:01,750
- Did you say after the ceremony?
- That's what I said.

1720
01:37:01,850 --> 01:37:03,220
You mean they're not married yet?

1721
01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:05,120
Why do you think
we're futzing around with these?

1722
01:37:05,220 --> 01:37:06,320
Well, I don't know, I thought...

1723
01:37:06,420 --> 01:37:10,430
A little trouble with Sugarpuss'
vocal chords. Wouldn't say yes.

1724
01:37:10,810 --> 01:37:13,290
She wouldn't say yes? What...

1725
01:37:13,390 --> 01:37:14,800
You very ugly young man,

1726
01:37:14,900 --> 01:37:17,600
you know, to me at this moment
you look perfectly delightful?

1727
01:37:17,700 --> 01:37:19,230
- I mean absolutely beautiful.
- I what?

1728
01:37:19,330 --> 01:37:20,830
- Positively wonderful.
- Are you nuts?

1729
01:37:20,930 --> 01:37:23,080
No, I feel like yodeling.

1730
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:26,910
Pardon me.

1731
01:37:27,010 --> 01:37:30,780
Dr. Gurkakoff,
my apologies to Professor Freud.

1732
01:37:30,880 --> 01:37:32,110
Thank you.

1733
01:37:32,210 --> 01:37:34,880
But you don't understand.
This visit is no longer a mystery.

1734
01:37:34,980 --> 01:37:36,650
Apparently, it requires those two guns

1735
01:37:36,750 --> 01:37:39,640
leveled on us
to force Sugarpuss to marry Mr. Lilac.

1736
01:37:39,870 --> 01:37:41,290
- You mean to say that...
- Yes.

1737
01:37:41,390 --> 01:37:44,390
- That explains everything.
- Break it up, break it up.

1738
01:37:44,490 --> 01:37:46,290
- We can't allow that.
- No, no, indeed.

1739
01:37:46,390 --> 01:37:47,960
Can't, huh?
What do you think we're here for?

1740
01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:52,030
But, young man, you see,
we all love this young lady very dearly.

1741
01:37:52,130 --> 01:37:54,000
Better look out. It's gonna spit.

1742
01:37:54,100 --> 01:37:55,730
What is going to... Oh, dear.

1743
01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:59,190
- Now, sit down, all of you. Sit down.
- Yes, we're... I mean, we're...

1744
01:38:06,160 --> 01:38:07,180
Ah.

1745
01:38:07,280 --> 01:38:10,480
Don't look so big now,
them eight big brains.

1746
01:38:10,580 --> 01:38:12,330
Not to me they don't.

1747
01:38:13,770 --> 01:38:15,390
You are under the impression
that you are big

1748
01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:16,620
because you have those firearms

1749
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,420
because you know how to load them
and pull the trigger.

1750
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:21,930
It would be interesting
to teach them the contrary...

1751
01:38:22,030 --> 01:38:24,040
Button it up, understand?

1752
01:38:26,050 --> 01:38:28,800
Hey, fellows, this won't take a second.

1753
01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:31,070
They're pulling a double or nothing
on that quizzola.

1754
01:38:31,170 --> 01:38:33,840
Three new questions. First.

1755
01:38:33,940 --> 01:38:36,690
"The sword of Damocles, was that a..."

1756
01:38:37,990 --> 01:38:39,780
Say, was you holding a meeting
or something?

1757
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:41,830
More like a wake, maybe.

1758
01:38:45,340 --> 01:38:48,000
- Excuse me.
- Just a minute, Jack.

1759
01:38:48,570 --> 01:38:52,020
We got a loge seat for you,
right in the back row.

1760
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:53,700
This way, please.

1761
01:39:00,050 --> 01:39:01,520
That's right.

1762
01:39:02,720 --> 01:39:04,210
Now, sit down.

1763
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:26,520
Young man, your...
You don't mind if we talk, do you?

1764
01:39:26,620 --> 01:39:28,910
- Just keep it funny.
- Thank you.

1765
01:39:29,580 --> 01:39:33,840
Your question as you came in was about
the sword of Damocles, I believe.

1766
01:39:34,150 --> 01:39:35,200
Yeah.

1767
01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:37,830
- But I'd just as soon skip it.
- No, but it's a very interesting subject.

1768
01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:40,120
- Never mind.
- Yeah, but I do mind.

1769
01:39:40,820 --> 01:39:43,610
I just wanted to tell you
that the sword of Damocles

1770
01:39:43,710 --> 01:39:45,370
was suspended over his head.

1771
01:39:45,470 --> 01:39:47,900
- Yes, by a single hair.
- Exactly.

1772
01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:52,320
Did you hear that, Robinson?
Suspended over his head by a single hair.

1773
01:39:52,420 --> 01:39:54,620
A constant source of danger.

1774
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:57,760
Mr. Pastrami,
you know your history, don't you?

1775
01:39:58,470 --> 01:40:02,970
It's not one of my best points.
I never went in for that kind of stuff.

1776
01:40:03,650 --> 01:40:07,160
- At least, not very much.
- Well, I thought I'd just ask you.

1777
01:40:07,260 --> 01:40:10,280
- A very interesting lesson indeed.
- Yes.

1778
01:40:10,990 --> 01:40:15,340
Yes, indeed. I've always found it
a most absorbing subject.

1779
01:40:15,440 --> 01:40:17,910
But Mr. Totten is not suspended by a hair.

1780
01:40:19,790 --> 01:40:21,140
Uh-uh.

1781
01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:24,740
No secrets, boys, talk upstairs.

1782
01:40:24,840 --> 01:40:27,550
- I thought you'd see it.
- Don't you agree, Dr. Gurkakoff?

1783
01:40:27,650 --> 01:40:29,950
- What did you say?
- I said, don't you agree?

1784
01:40:30,050 --> 01:40:34,520
Yes, yes, yes. A danger very often
overhangs the unsuspecting.

1785
01:40:34,620 --> 01:40:35,960
What kind of jive is that?

1786
01:40:36,060 --> 01:40:38,590
If you're gonna talk, talk so we can dig it.

1787
01:40:38,690 --> 01:40:41,030
Oh, I'm sorry. We'll try.

1788
01:40:41,130 --> 01:40:43,260
- Dr. Gurkakoff?
- Yeah?

1789
01:40:43,360 --> 01:40:46,330
What was that about
the Roman fleet and Archimedes?

1790
01:40:46,430 --> 01:40:49,470
I don't remember.
You know, it's not exactly...

1791
01:40:49,570 --> 01:40:52,570
Why, he set it afire
with the use of reflectors.

1792
01:40:52,670 --> 01:40:55,780
You can talk just as well sitting down,
can't you?

1793
01:40:55,880 --> 01:40:57,420
Yes, yes.

1794
01:40:58,130 --> 01:41:01,380
I find that vastly instructive,
don't you, Dr. Gurkakoff?

1795
01:41:01,480 --> 01:41:03,370
Extremely enlightening.

1796
01:41:04,670 --> 01:41:07,460
- Potts, you were saying...
- Yes.

1797
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:09,890
Now if I... May I stand?

1798
01:41:09,990 --> 01:41:13,660
- Sure, if it's gonna help.
- Thank you, it will a lot.

1799
01:41:13,760 --> 01:41:17,030
Now, if I may have your attention
for a few moments.

1800
01:41:17,130 --> 01:41:20,100
Gentlemen,
you see your inferiority is a question

1801
01:41:20,200 --> 01:41:22,400
of the bony structure of your skulls.

1802
01:41:22,500 --> 01:41:26,000
- What's the matter with our skulls?
- Now, just listen, please.

1803
01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:28,140
Let us take
the glandular syncopation of your eyes.

1804
01:41:28,240 --> 01:41:30,610
Kindly look at me, both of you.
It's very important.

1805
01:41:30,710 --> 01:41:33,380
They are the doliocephalic and
the brachiocephalic

1806
01:41:33,480 --> 01:41:35,750
with a somewhat
Mediterranean estrafuge.

1807
01:41:35,850 --> 01:41:37,550
Now try to follow me closely.

1808
01:41:37,650 --> 01:41:41,580
Now, the double smorgasbord
of your chins, for instance,

1809
01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:44,470
convexing into
the cataclysmic protoplasm...

1810
01:41:45,540 --> 01:41:47,140
Am I boring you?

1811
01:41:48,410 --> 01:41:52,270
- I don't get it.
- Now, the latest centrifugal research

1812
01:41:52,370 --> 01:41:56,270
as performed by
Bronxville scientists has proven

1813
01:41:56,370 --> 01:42:00,940
that syllogism is enigmatic to prolonged
resistance, especially in the cavalry.

1814
01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:03,980
Now take your ears.
The totalitarian mastoid

1815
01:42:04,080 --> 01:42:08,650
of their basic lobes prematurely
extricated from the paranoiac agriculture

1816
01:42:08,750 --> 01:42:11,220
- and molecular cadenzas...
- Get down to it.

1817
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:14,070
- What's wrong with us?
- Nothing.

1818
01:42:15,780 --> 01:42:18,230
You're just fine. Everything's fine.

1819
01:42:18,330 --> 01:42:20,930
Now, on one hand
we have the sword of Damocles,

1820
01:42:21,030 --> 01:42:23,350
and on the other hand we have...

1821
01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,900
Professor Quintana,
would you look up something

1822
01:42:26,000 --> 01:42:27,530
in Tate's <i>Oriental Philosophy</i> for me?

1823
01:42:27,630 --> 01:42:30,610
- I think I saw it last on your desk.
- Yes, yes.

1824
01:42:31,520 --> 01:42:33,910
- Line one, chapter seven.
- Yes.

1825
01:42:34,010 --> 01:42:35,360
Do you mind?

1826
01:42:36,190 --> 01:42:38,710
Hey, this mixed-up talk
is giving me a headache.

1827
01:42:38,810 --> 01:42:41,840
All that book talk. That's a lot of mahaha.

1828
01:42:41,940 --> 01:42:44,080
I assure you this is not a lot of mahaha.
This is...

1829
01:42:44,180 --> 01:42:46,690
I'll show you
what makes the world go round.

1830
01:42:47,210 --> 01:42:49,700
Kind of spread out a little bit, will you?

1831
01:42:54,350 --> 01:42:57,510
- My globe! My globe!
- Me, I don't like globes.

1832
01:42:59,150 --> 01:43:00,410
Now me.

1833
01:43:04,890 --> 01:43:07,090
I saw me a picture last week.

1834
01:43:19,740 --> 01:43:21,720
There's gonna be a lot
of trash tomorrow, sister.

1835
01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:23,900
If there is any tomorrow, brother.

1836
01:43:41,090 --> 01:43:43,910
Ain't there some more of
them things around?

1837
01:43:44,010 --> 01:43:47,160
- Don't get up, please, just...
- Please.

1838
01:43:49,070 --> 01:43:51,190
What's the matter with all of you?

1839
01:43:51,540 --> 01:43:53,350
We thought...

1840
01:43:53,450 --> 01:43:55,550
- Young man.
- What do you want?

1841
01:43:55,650 --> 01:43:59,860
Do you think you could shoot this dime

1842
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:03,570
if I held it between my fingers?

1843
01:44:04,920 --> 01:44:06,280
Why, sure.

1844
01:44:07,920 --> 01:44:09,300
I mean...

1845
01:44:09,400 --> 01:44:11,880
I mean from where you were sitting.

1846
01:44:16,790 --> 01:44:17,890
Okay.

1847
01:44:23,870 --> 01:44:25,660
All right, put it up.

1848
01:44:27,640 --> 01:44:31,750
- Perhaps we'd better use a quarter.
- Well, that's twice as easy.

1849
01:44:31,850 --> 01:44:33,310
I'm glad.

1850
01:44:42,990 --> 01:44:46,010
Or maybe even a 50-cent piece?

1851
01:44:47,990 --> 01:44:50,220
He's not as dumb as he looks.

1852
01:44:50,830 --> 01:44:53,160
Has anyone change for $1?

1853
01:44:53,530 --> 01:44:56,410
Never mind, never mind.
A quarter will do. Put it up.

1854
01:44:56,510 --> 01:44:59,730
- Oh, no, I can get change.
- Never mind, put it up.

1855
01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:22,480
I've got him!

1856
01:45:30,900 --> 01:45:33,330
- Hold him, hold him.
- I've got him.

1857
01:45:37,670 --> 01:45:40,820
New Jersey? That's an awful big order.
Whereabouts in Jersey?

1858
01:45:40,920 --> 01:45:44,060
You just keep on driving.
Further orders will be forthcoming.

1859
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:46,560
I warned you, Miss Totten,
you should never have come along.

1860
01:45:46,660 --> 01:45:48,260
It may be very dangerous.

1861
01:45:48,360 --> 01:45:50,430
This is my encyclopedia,
and I am going to stick with it.

1862
01:45:50,530 --> 01:45:52,700
I've never had so much fun in my life.

1863
01:45:52,800 --> 01:45:54,700
How are they doing inside?

1864
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:56,240
Are we ready?

1865
01:45:56,340 --> 01:45:58,740
- Shall we start the torture now?
- Just one moment.

1866
01:45:58,840 --> 01:46:01,440
First, we are going to give him
just one chance to talk.

1867
01:46:01,540 --> 01:46:03,350
Where is that ceremony taking place?

1868
01:46:03,450 --> 01:46:06,580
Listen, monkey, I've been given
the third degree by all kinds of cops.

1869
01:46:06,680 --> 01:46:08,750
- All over.
- But not by us.

1870
01:46:08,850 --> 01:46:11,450
You will see, I am an authority
on Chinese tortures.

1871
01:46:11,550 --> 01:46:13,490
That tickles!

1872
01:46:13,590 --> 01:46:16,220
- Are you ready, Dr. Gurkakoff?
- That's right.

1873
01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:19,370
- Now, between the 12th and 13th vertebra.
- No! No! No!

1874
01:46:20,450 --> 01:46:24,630
- Hold his head down.
- Hey, cut it out!

1875
01:46:24,730 --> 01:46:27,480
- Stop it, will you? Look out.
- No, no, no.

1876
01:46:30,260 --> 01:46:32,690
Will you cut it out? Stop it.

1877
01:46:33,030 --> 01:46:35,390
No! No!

1878
01:46:35,860 --> 01:46:37,190
Around and around.

1879
01:46:42,670 --> 01:46:46,250
All right, all right!
All right, I'll talk! I'll talk.

1880
01:46:46,350 --> 01:46:48,640
They're in Fulham, New Jersey.

1881
01:46:49,380 --> 01:46:53,190
- Fulham, New Jersey.
- Fulham, New Jersey.

1882
01:46:53,290 --> 01:46:56,740
Shortest route, Bloomfield, Pine Brook,
Mine Hills, Allamuchy.

1883
01:47:06,030 --> 01:47:07,510
And now repeat after me.

1884
01:47:07,610 --> 01:47:10,110
- I, Joseph Lilac.
- I, Joseph Lilac.

1885
01:47:10,210 --> 01:47:12,650
- Loud, please.
- I, Joseph Lilac...

1886
01:47:12,750 --> 01:47:13,910
Head of Murder Incorporated.

1887
01:47:14,010 --> 01:47:16,050
- Quiet.
- Take thee, Katherine O'Shea.

1888
01:47:16,150 --> 01:47:18,520
- Take thee, Katherine O'Shea...
- Who hates and despises you.

1889
01:47:18,620 --> 01:47:20,390
- Loathes you.
- To be my lawful wedded wife.

1890
01:47:20,490 --> 01:47:23,590
- To be my lawful wedded wife.
- For better or for worse.

1891
01:47:23,690 --> 01:47:25,790
- For better or for worse.
- For worse.

1892
01:47:25,890 --> 01:47:28,660
For richer or poorer,
in sickness and in health.

1893
01:47:28,760 --> 01:47:31,030
For richer or for poorer,
in sickness and in health...

1894
01:47:31,130 --> 01:47:32,500
- I'm sick right now.
- Cut it out.

1895
01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:34,470
- What?
- Never mind. Keep going.

1896
01:47:34,570 --> 01:47:36,370
- Huh?
- Keep going!

1897
01:47:36,470 --> 01:47:39,170
To love and to cherish
until death do us part.

1898
01:47:39,270 --> 01:47:40,690
They'll put you in the chair
and fry you like...

1899
01:47:41,830 --> 01:47:45,060
And now repeat after me.
I, Katherine O'Shea.

1900
01:47:46,000 --> 01:47:47,880
I said, repeat after me.

1901
01:47:47,980 --> 01:47:49,420
I, Katherine O'Shea.

1902
01:47:49,520 --> 01:47:51,280
Come on, come on, Sugie.
It's just a parade or something.

1903
01:47:51,380 --> 01:47:53,360
Is it? Just wait and see.

1904
01:47:59,280 --> 01:48:00,460
What is this?

1905
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:03,660
I believe...
I think it is known as an upstick.

1906
01:48:03,760 --> 01:48:05,460
- A stickup.
- Put 'em up.

1907
01:48:05,560 --> 01:48:07,640
- Hold up your hands.
- Hold 'em up!

1908
01:48:14,390 --> 01:48:15,910
- Back door!
- Don't do that!

1909
01:48:16,010 --> 01:48:17,740
I didn't mean it.

1910
01:48:17,840 --> 01:48:21,780
Hold 'em up there. Hold 'em up!
I mean it! I mean it.

1911
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:26,060
Come on, now.
Put 'em up. Put 'em up. I mean it.

1912
01:48:34,950 --> 01:48:37,010
Get his gun, get his gun.

1913
01:48:45,320 --> 01:48:47,760
All right, Joe. Put up your dukes.

1914
01:48:49,360 --> 01:48:50,850
Okay, Bertram.

1915
01:49:14,990 --> 01:49:16,650
Come on, Bertram.

1916
01:49:38,210 --> 01:49:41,110
This load of garbage
goes to the DA's office.

1917
01:49:42,550 --> 01:49:45,140
Something must have went wrong, boss.

1918
01:49:47,350 --> 01:49:51,720
Listen, you squirrelly cherubs,
you eight wise idiots, it wouldn't work.

1919
01:49:52,160 --> 01:49:54,400
Remember, Pottsy, no women aboard.

1920
01:49:54,500 --> 01:49:58,710
And now, above all women,
you want to take a dizzy dame like me.

1921
01:49:58,810 --> 01:50:02,480
If you'll allow me, I can prove to you
the inevitability of this step

1922
01:50:02,580 --> 01:50:05,180
- by higher mathematics.
- I can cite examples from history.

1923
01:50:05,280 --> 01:50:08,380
Or from geography,
two rivers converging irresistibly.

1924
01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:09,480
Yes, indeed.

1925
01:50:09,580 --> 01:50:11,120
I can prove it
by examples from literature.

1926
01:50:11,220 --> 01:50:12,790
Physiology.
By law.

1927
01:50:12,890 --> 01:50:14,840
- All of them.
- Gentlemen.

1928
01:50:15,310 --> 01:50:18,360
As a grammarian,
I know when words cease to be of use.

1929
01:50:18,460 --> 01:50:20,610
There remains one argument.

1930
01:50:22,620 --> 01:50:25,330
- Come here, dear.
- Oh, no, please, Pottsy.

1931
01:50:25,430 --> 01:50:27,670
- Get up, darling.
- But, Pottsy...

1932
01:50:27,770 --> 01:50:29,270
- It isn't fair.
- It isn't?

1933
01:50:29,370 --> 01:50:31,090
No. It is not fair.

1934
01:50:31,900 --> 01:50:36,450
Oh, my goodness, Bertram.
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