1 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,234 I watched Signs again last night. 2 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:01,399 It keeps getting better every time I see it. 3 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:04,106 It's funny. 4 00:01:04,498 --> 00:01:08,742 The first time you watch it, it's hard to understand what it's about. 5 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,004 It just sort of meanders. 6 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:17,078 And then, everything comes together in this one perfect moment at the end. 7 00:01:18,011 --> 00:01:21,515 And when you watch it a second or a third or a fourth time, 8 00:01:21,682 --> 00:01:26,097 you start to see that all of this randomness 9 00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,895 is leading towards a perfect moment. 10 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:35,169 My favorite character is the little girl. 11 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,033 Everyone thinks she's so strange 12 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:42,676 because she can't finish a glass of water. 13 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:45,809 She's convinced they're contaminated. 14 00:01:47,541 --> 00:01:49,646 So, by the end of the film, 15 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:53,323 there are glasses of water littered around this house. 16 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,227 And then, it's the water that saves them. 17 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,463 And that was fate. 18 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:12,870 I can't help but wonder about my fate. 19 00:02:14,401 --> 00:02:16,074 About my destiny. 20 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,203 Renewal. 21 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,203 Vitality. 22 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:25,908 Energy- 23 00:04:28,535 --> 00:04:31,141 Are you tired of feeling sluggish? 24 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:34,146 Do you feel like life is passing you by? 25 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,615 Then we've got the solution for you. 26 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:41,724 It's called "The Most Incredible Vitamin In The World" 27 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:45,359 and there's a reason you're watching this right now. 28 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,437 Call now. Not available in stores. 29 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,477 Made in Germany. Beware of imitators. Call 1-800... 30 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:04,440 Hello? 31 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:05,847 Yo, Kevin. 32 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,219 No, this is Jeff. 33 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,811 Where Kevin at? 34 00:05:10,076 --> 00:05:11,214 I don't know. 35 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:12,723 Oh, man, look, don't be fucking around! 36 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:13,917 Where the fuck is Kevin? 37 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,423 Kevin doesn't live here. 38 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:20,124 There's always some motherfucker trying to tell me there ain't no Kevin! 39 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:24,363 Let me put this word in your fucking peanut brain, Kevin! K-E- V-I-N! 40 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,349 Kevin. 41 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,327 What are you doing? 42 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:51,589 Doing this. 43 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,958 Some strawbs, 44 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,192 hand-sliced. 45 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:01,369 A white rose of whipped cream. Bam! 46 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,303 Bon appétit. 47 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,847 What's the special occasion? 48 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:13,510 This is one of those "just because" breakfasts, you know? 49 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,951 It sounds corny, but relationships are like flowers 50 00:06:16,009 --> 00:06:19,013 and flowers need water to bloom. 51 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:24,051 Consider this sprinkling from a watering can. 52 00:06:24,951 --> 00:06:26,453 Well, thanks. 53 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:28,990 - That's nice. - You're welcome. Enjoy. 54 00:06:31,358 --> 00:06:35,033 Oh, my gosh. I got some good news, actually. 55 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,301 Yeah? 56 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,434 I got a phone call from Randy. 57 00:06:38,498 --> 00:06:41,172 Is he the guy that we talked to at that barbecue? 58 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,714 Oh, no, that's a different Randy. 59 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,113 - But that guy's name was Randy, right? - Yes. 60 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,344 I liked his wife. 61 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:48,950 Different Randy. 62 00:06:49,009 --> 00:06:50,852 - We should have them over. - Yeah. 63 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,687 This is Randy at Millennium Porsche. 64 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,352 Can I tell you something? 65 00:06:56,416 --> 00:07:00,159 With no money down, this thing is practically free. 66 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:01,392 Pat! No! 67 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:03,832 Whoa, whoa. Don't start with no. 68 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:06,666 - That's what this is. - Don't start with no. 69 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,728 You're just, like, in this mindset. And you're not even... 70 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:10,934 It's not a mindset. We don't have the money. 71 00:07:10,997 --> 00:07:13,534 Yeah. That's the mindset I'm talking about. 72 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,046 Honey, look, I'm trying to be really careful, 73 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,275 and I've cut back on some things. 74 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,614 And, like, we promised we were going to get a house this year... 75 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,347 I'm just trying to be a grown-up about this. 76 00:07:22,409 --> 00:07:24,355 Surprise. 77 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:29,824 We got it. 78 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,893 This is happening. 79 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:40,196 Look... Everything you just said about the house, 80 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:42,604 you know, our future, 81 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,832 you're exactly right. 82 00:07:45,599 --> 00:07:48,239 And I'm so lucky to have you 83 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,179 looking out for us in that way. 84 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:54,852 But I'm looking out for us in another way. 85 00:07:54,908 --> 00:07:56,785 I'm looking out for... 86 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:01,886 That intangible thing that every couple needs. 87 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:05,395 It's a little bit of magic, and a little bit of danger, frankly. 88 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,397 This is gonna solve a lot of our problems. 89 00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,561 This tension right now. As soon as you get in that thing 90 00:08:11,624 --> 00:08:14,298 and you feel the energy 91 00:08:14,361 --> 00:08:16,204 and you feel it rumble 92 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:18,668 in your gut. 93 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:23,908 If you don't get turned on, you're made of stone. 94 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,015 Where is it? 95 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,910 It's in the driveway. 96 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,785 Are you... Is this... 97 00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,295 Oh, come on. Okay, okay... That's... 98 00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,510 Hello? 99 00:09:36,843 --> 00:09:37,981 - Mom? - Jeff. 100 00:09:38,044 --> 00:09:39,216 Hi. 101 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,520 You know, you're supposed to say "hello" when you pick up the phone. 102 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:42,958 Yeah, I know. 103 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,292 I thought that maybe you were somebody else, but you're not. 104 00:09:45,351 --> 00:09:48,059 What do you do in the basement? You're not cleaning it. 105 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,122 You really want to know? 106 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:50,259 You didn't like it last time we had this conversation. 107 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:51,734 Okay, no. You know what? You're right. I don't. 108 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:52,929 Did you get the wood glue? 109 00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,562 What are you talking about? 110 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,538 I left you a note on the kitchen counter. 111 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,507 I haven't been upstairs. 112 00:09:58,565 --> 00:10:01,478 One of the shutters on the pantry is broken and I need you to fix it. 113 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,514 You know what, I'm kind of busy right now, so... 114 00:10:03,570 --> 00:10:06,483 All I want for my birthday is for you to get your ass off that couch, 115 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,813 and you get on the bus 116 00:10:07,874 --> 00:10:09,717 -and you go to the Home Depot. - I'm not on the couch. 117 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:13,383 You come home and fix the shutter before I get home, 118 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,153 or you're gonna find someplace else to live. 119 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,387 - Fine. - Fine. 120 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:17,928 Good. You got it? Do you understand? 121 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:20,396 Yes, Mom! Okay! 122 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,126 Love you! Goodbye. 123 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,026 Did you hang up on me? 124 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,945 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 125 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,703 Stop the bus. Can you please stop the bus? 126 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,804 Sorry. Thank you. 127 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:12,559 Can I help you? 128 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,100 Can I help you, sir? 129 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,198 No. 130 00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,436 What? 131 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,986 Pass the ball! 132 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,200 Go, go, go! 133 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,479 Shit, you a'ight? 134 00:14:02,308 --> 00:14:03,981 Get your big ass up, man. 135 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,914 You bleeding and shit? 136 00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,391 - He out, man. - We need another person. 137 00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,791 We need one! 138 00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:12,218 You got next. 139 00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,162 Who, him? 140 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,324 He gonna be a ref? 141 00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,994 That's all we got. That's all we got. 142 00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,934 Let's see what he got. 143 00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:22,336 Let's go, dawg. Get out here. 144 00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,080 Oh, he's passing now. 145 00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,647 Right there, dawg. What's your problem? 146 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,556 That's your man. 147 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,360 Why don't you play some D, man? 148 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,297 Right, right, right. 149 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:58,364 Hell, no! 150 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,805 You working on this? Come on, man. 151 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,479 Go, go, go, go. 152 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,793 I'm Jeff. 153 00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,832 Kevin. 154 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,930 E... 155 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,168 Kevin. 156 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,402 Is your name Kevin Kevin? 157 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,871 No. 158 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,242 So, that's your first name on your jersey? 159 00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,880 Yeah, that's my name. 160 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,212 Yeah. 161 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:41,946 Do you live around here? 162 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,945 Yeah, I don't live far from here. 163 00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,115 You obviously don't live around here, though. 164 00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:49,353 No, I was just strolling around today. 165 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:51,691 It was a nice day, so I thought I'd walk around. 166 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,753 Were you following me, or... 167 00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,128 No. I mean, no. 168 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:56,599 I saw you on the bus. 169 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:58,829 Let me explain. 170 00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,832 Have you ever seen the movie Signs? 171 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,841 With Mel Gibson and Rory Culkin, and Abigail Breslin? 172 00:16:05,898 --> 00:16:07,639 Nah, I don't think I have. 173 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,747 I got a phone call this morning. 174 00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,640 Someone was asking for Kevin. 175 00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:16,152 But there's no Kevin who lives with me. 176 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,280 It's kind of a common name. 177 00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,154 Yeah. I guess that's true. 178 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:22,716 I mean, you never got a call, 179 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,784 like someone called the wrong house phone? 180 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:26,592 What if there's no wrong numbers? 181 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,223 Maybe it's always the right house phone. 182 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,303 Everything happens for a reason, right? 183 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,563 Exactly. No, that's exactly it. 184 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,406 Hey, man, I'm about to go put something in the air real quick. 185 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,878 I don't know if you want to come. 186 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:45,913 I don't... I'm sorry... I don't know what that means. 187 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,383 Smoke weed? 188 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:51,085 You want to smoke weed with me? 189 00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:53,179 Yeah, man. 190 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,725 I like weed. 191 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,418 Yeah, I can see that. 192 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,432 Wow. 193 00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,334 It's nice in here. 194 00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:30,084 - That's nice. - Yeah. 195 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,324 Oh, shit. That's a treat. 196 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,498 Check his pockets! 197 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,003 Sorry, Jeff. 198 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,717 Marriage is a compromise. 199 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,224 She got what she wanted, I'm living here in Baton Rouge. 200 00:18:01,714 --> 00:18:03,091 So I get a little somethin'-somethin'. 201 00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,992 - Right? - Sure. 202 00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,856 Yeah. 203 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:10,490 Thank you. You know what's up. 204 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,000 I got to take this... It's a business call. 205 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,468 Sweetheart, can I get another Bud Light. Do you want more wings? 206 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,767 Whatever. 207 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:26,681 Fine. I will get glue and fix your shutter. 208 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,276 No. It is Jeff's responsibility. That is the point. 209 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:32,186 He has to do it, not you. Jeff has to do it. 210 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,350 Okay. What are you... Why are you calling me? 211 00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:38,887 Maybe you could get him moving a little bit. Do you understand? 212 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,794 He's stuck, honey. He's stuck. 213 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,230 He's 30! 214 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:45,132 He had a difficult adolescent period. 215 00:18:45,191 --> 00:18:49,196 You of all people would know neither of us had a very easy adolescent period. 216 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:52,236 - You were older. - What does that have to do with it? 217 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,303 When you're an adult, you take responsibility for your life. Okay? 218 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,610 But you're brothers. You love each other, don't you? 219 00:18:58,671 --> 00:19:02,414 You know, fake it for a little bit just to get... You know. 220 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,749 Maybe he'll grow on you. 221 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,980 We don't do that, Mom. We don't 222 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,086 spend time together. 223 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,653 Well, Pat, could you at least try? It's my birthday. 224 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,491 I gotta call you back. 225 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,434 - No, no, no, Pat... - Bye. 226 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,336 Damn it. Asshole. 227 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,103 Jeff! 228 00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:55,966 Pat? 229 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,705 What the hell are you doing here? 230 00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:02,712 Kevin beat me up. I walked. 231 00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:03,803 Who's Kevin? 232 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,273 Some kid I was following. 233 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,513 Well, if he's a kid, how come you didn't kick his ass? 234 00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:13,290 Because I don't believe in fighting, Pat. And you know that. 235 00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:14,847 Right. I forgot. You're a pussy. 236 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,257 Look, Mom called and she's really pissed. 237 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,521 Was Gandhi a pussy? 238 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:18,755 Yeah, Gandhi was a pussy. 239 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,856 And once again, I have to pick up your slack. 240 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,264 Well, it's not your problem. 241 00:20:23,322 --> 00:20:24,323 Well, it becomes my problem 242 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,529 when Mom calls me in the middle of a business meeting. 243 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:28,572 Yeah? You're having a business meeting at Hooters? 244 00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:29,799 Yeah. Yes. 245 00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:30,966 That's very classy. 246 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,873 Right. Well, business is business. 247 00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,539 So, come on. Get in the car. 248 00:20:36,502 --> 00:20:38,277 Hey! You don't need to grab onto me. 249 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:40,214 I'm a little bit conflicted right now, that's all. 250 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,410 About what? 251 00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,112 You're just gonna make fun of me, man. 252 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,245 Let's go. Try me. 253 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:46,381 I want to learn how you think because I want to free my mind. 254 00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:49,255 Let me try to explain it to you maybe in terms that you would understand. 255 00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:50,385 - Okay. - This morning 256 00:20:50,449 --> 00:20:55,091 I was meant to have a business meeting with the Kevins. 257 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,828 And destiny. And now you're here 258 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,166 at this weird Hooters thing... 259 00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:03,673 And so now I'm just trying to figure out how to proceed. 260 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:06,608 What you just said sounded like Yoda took acid 261 00:21:06,665 --> 00:21:08,770 and stumbled into a business meeting. 262 00:21:08,834 --> 00:21:11,178 You can make all the fun of Yoda that you want, 263 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,308 Yoda would be fucking killer in a business meeting. 264 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:16,285 Whatever, man. Come on! Let's go. Get in the Porsche. 265 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:17,343 Shit! 266 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:21,624 Hey, I think your Porsche got a ticket, Pat. 267 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:24,624 Shut up, Jeff. Just get in the car. 268 00:21:29,155 --> 00:21:30,498 This Porsche is tiny. 269 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:33,059 The Porsche is normal-sized. You're a sasquatch. 270 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,701 Are those workout gloves? 271 00:21:36,762 --> 00:21:38,833 I don't think so. They came with the car so... 272 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:42,876 Check this out. You see where those cars are stopping up ahead? 273 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:43,970 Yeah. 274 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,242 I should probably stop pretty soon, right? 275 00:21:45,504 --> 00:21:46,676 Pat, slow down. 276 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,912 What? I can't hear you! Bose surround sound! 277 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,817 Hey, stop it, dude. This is not funny. 278 00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,981 - Count to three and I'll stop. - Pat, please stop. 279 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,151 Count of three! One! Two! 280 00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,421 - Pat, look out! - Three! 281 00:21:58,717 --> 00:21:59,889 Curb! Curb! 282 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:00,986 Shit! Yes! 283 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,491 Will you please stop the car? 284 00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:04,665 It handles better at high speeds! 285 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,168 - Stop the car! - Shut up! 286 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,128 Tree! Tree! 287 00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:20,906 Pat? 288 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:22,446 Fuck! 289 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,818 Wow. Yeah, that's real bad. 290 00:22:25,811 --> 00:22:27,085 Oh, shit. 291 00:22:27,146 --> 00:22:28,819 What the fuck? 292 00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:30,485 He looks mad. 293 00:22:30,549 --> 00:22:31,755 Are you on drugs? 294 00:22:31,817 --> 00:22:33,319 How many beers have you had? 295 00:22:33,419 --> 00:22:35,626 Shut up, Jeff. Shut up. 296 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,827 Did you not see that damn tree? 297 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:41,133 Whatever you do, don't say a word. Stay in the fucking car. 298 00:22:41,193 --> 00:22:43,799 I am fine, yes. Thank you for asking. 299 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,139 Burt, should we call an ambulance? 300 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,644 Hi. There was a pedestrian child 301 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:52,046 in the street and in order to avoid killing it, 302 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:55,118 I had to swerve and maneuver onto your sidewalk, 303 00:22:55,174 --> 00:22:57,916 at which point I lost control of my vehicle 304 00:22:57,977 --> 00:22:59,479 and I've hit your tree here. 305 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,252 We can see that. Do you think we're blind? 306 00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,384 No. Of course not. I just would like to apologize. 307 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:05,724 Is he okay? 308 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:07,286 Yeah, he's fine. Just a little stunned. 309 00:23:07,353 --> 00:23:10,493 I think that one's hurt. Maybe we should call the police. 310 00:23:10,556 --> 00:23:12,035 He's fine. He's okay. 311 00:23:12,091 --> 00:23:13,502 That child's not moving. 312 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:17,939 Ma'am, he's okay. Jeff, will you get out of the car? 313 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:19,670 Yeah. Get out of the car. 314 00:23:20,432 --> 00:23:21,638 Show her that you're fine. 315 00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,308 See? Live and limber. 316 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,372 - Baby, are you sure you're all right? - Look at that. 317 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:28,042 - I am fine, thank you. - Look at that. Good as new. 318 00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,109 You remind me of my grandson. 319 00:23:31,043 --> 00:23:32,818 Is his name Kevin, by any chance? 320 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,555 Brian, why? 321 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:36,522 No reason, ma'am. 322 00:23:39,952 --> 00:23:42,558 I really don't want to hang out here all afternoon with the cops. 323 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,999 I don't know... There's some bark off that tree. 324 00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,730 It might have ruined the tree, baby. 325 00:23:46,792 --> 00:23:48,465 Whoa. Is that Linda? 326 00:23:48,727 --> 00:23:50,832 Give me 500 bucks, and we'll call it even. 327 00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,668 Excuse me? 328 00:23:52,731 --> 00:23:54,369 No "excuse me," man. 329 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,743 Look at my tree here. That's a 200-year-old tree. 330 00:23:56,802 --> 00:23:58,247 Might have to do some landscaping. 331 00:23:58,304 --> 00:23:59,647 I'll probably have to bring a tractor in here 332 00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:00,911 and a backhoe and dig all this stuff up. 333 00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,111 It's a tree! 334 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,949 Have you been drinking? 335 00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,416 No. 336 00:24:06,912 --> 00:24:10,621 Why don't we just let the police decide that. Call 911. 337 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,287 -$100. - Times five. 338 00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,026 -$150. - Plus $350. 339 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,260 - Fine. Call the police. - Call 911. 340 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:19,098 God damn it! 341 00:24:20,826 --> 00:24:22,032 You take a check? 342 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,405 Yeah. No problem. 343 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,771 Oh, good. 344 00:24:26,665 --> 00:24:28,508 Boy, he's got some nerve, don't he? 345 00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:30,103 Trying to negotiate with you about our tree. 346 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,877 He come in my yard, hit my tree. 347 00:24:32,938 --> 00:24:35,009 You look at that tree and he don't think he owes me. 348 00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,145 Who's that guy she's with? 349 00:24:39,078 --> 00:24:40,887 Get in the car, Jeff. 350 00:26:10,636 --> 00:26:12,411 It was very, very quick and it could have been somebody... 351 00:26:12,471 --> 00:26:16,681 She was wearing a peach dress that she wore this morning, okay? 352 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,415 And they got into our car! 353 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:24,059 Man, something really big is happening here. 354 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:28,690 Yeah, no shit, Jeff! My wife is having an affair! 355 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:29,858 We don't know that yet. 356 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:31,424 Let's follow this and see where this leads. 357 00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,993 Well, I'm trying to, but I can't see dick so it's kind of hard. 358 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,435 Go! Go! Go, go! 359 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:42,435 Hang on. 360 00:26:44,670 --> 00:26:46,047 - I see them! - Where? 361 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,846 They're just up here to the left! 362 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,785 There they are! Pat. 363 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:52,185 What the fuck are you doing? 364 00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:53,616 You told me to hurry! 365 00:26:53,679 --> 00:26:55,989 Tell me before you swerve so I don't fall off the fucking car! 366 00:26:56,048 --> 00:27:00,190 Okay. Whatever, just focus on the road! Where are they going? 367 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,464 They're turning up there! 368 00:27:04,523 --> 00:27:05,558 What street? 369 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,463 South Clark! South Clark! 370 00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:11,138 They're going to Cochon! Damn it! 371 00:27:13,032 --> 00:27:14,511 Let me tell you about Cochon. 372 00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:17,206 It's full of A-holes who look down on everybody 373 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:20,375 that's not, like, part of the cool-guy club. It's so lame. 374 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,580 Look at this, no parking. 375 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,949 I can wait with the car. 376 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:25,317 No. I got it. 377 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,488 Pat, there's a fire hydrant! 378 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,420 There's a fire hydrant right here. 379 00:27:31,049 --> 00:27:32,323 I got it. 380 00:27:36,388 --> 00:27:38,265 I'm pretty sure that's illegal. 381 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,666 Come on. Let's go. 382 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:47,033 Okay, what we got here is a friendly lunch. 383 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,510 It could be a coworker. 384 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:50,904 It could be a long-lost cousin. 385 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:53,415 She hates her coworkers and I know her whole family. 386 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,382 We got to hear what they're saying. 387 00:27:59,044 --> 00:28:01,217 Well, body language can tell you a lot, man. 388 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,226 - You're going in there. - What, me? 389 00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:09,425 Yeah. 390 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:11,434 I'm not really dressed properly, Pat. 391 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:14,096 Why don't you just go in there and talk to her? 392 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:15,671 This could all be a huge misunderstanding. 393 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:17,798 If I talk to her, she's just gonna deny it. 394 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,039 Why wouldn't she tell you the truth? 395 00:28:20,132 --> 00:28:22,772 Oh, my God. You have no idea how adult relationships work, do you? 396 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,574 You haven't had a girlfriend since high school. 397 00:28:25,637 --> 00:28:27,639 - So? So? - So? So... 398 00:28:28,006 --> 00:28:30,577 I need to find out exactly what's going on 399 00:28:30,642 --> 00:28:32,246 so I'll have the upper hand later. 400 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:35,325 Do you still love Linda? 401 00:28:36,915 --> 00:28:39,191 There's an empty booth next to them. 402 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,491 Okay? 403 00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:42,691 Just sneak in with my phone. 404 00:28:42,754 --> 00:28:44,324 Here's a little grease money. 405 00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:47,268 Okay. Get in there, do what you got to do. 406 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:00,948 - Hello. - Hi. 407 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,418 - How do you do? Lovely. - Fine, thank you. 408 00:29:04,476 --> 00:29:05,819 Can I help you? 409 00:29:05,878 --> 00:29:07,323 Table for one, please. 410 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,753 - Right this way. - Great. Thank you. 411 00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:12,523 - Oh, miss? - Yes? 412 00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:15,258 Could I sit there? 413 00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,162 - Right. - Right this way. 414 00:29:20,726 --> 00:29:22,933 Miss? You know what? Excuse me. 415 00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:25,566 There are going to be two patrons. There will be two patrons. 416 00:29:25,631 --> 00:29:27,076 You said table of one. 417 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:30,445 I meant that more like in the bistro sense, 418 00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:31,947 like one plus another one? 419 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:35,781 Well, just in case, I think this table back here would be quite lovely for you guys. 420 00:29:37,676 --> 00:29:39,087 What if I grease you? 421 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:40,381 I'm sorry? 422 00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:43,120 I have money. 423 00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:47,027 There's two fives, some ones. There's a 20. 424 00:29:47,085 --> 00:29:50,225 If I could just sit at that table. I can't explain. 425 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,094 But it's really important. 426 00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:11,245 I mean, I honestly don't even feel like he really likes me. 427 00:30:11,777 --> 00:30:14,815 Well, that's his problem. I mean... 428 00:30:15,013 --> 00:30:16,890 From where I stand, there's plenty to like. 429 00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,055 Thank you, Steve. You're a really good listener. 430 00:30:20,218 --> 00:30:21,390 Thank you. 431 00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:23,023 It's such a treat. 432 00:30:23,088 --> 00:30:24,396 I'm just being myself. 433 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,629 Don't say anything. She might recognize your voice. 434 00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:28,569 If you can hear me, give me a thumbs-up. 435 00:30:29,695 --> 00:30:33,199 Okay, now take the talking part of the phone and hold it, 436 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:35,634 but keep it low, don't let them see. 437 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,908 I really don't think that you want to hear this. 438 00:30:37,969 --> 00:30:39,380 Jeff, just do it! Okay? 439 00:30:39,438 --> 00:30:41,816 Stop talking so I can hear what's going on. 440 00:30:43,976 --> 00:30:46,923 I can't. Honestly, I lost a lot of friends because of Pat. 441 00:30:46,979 --> 00:30:51,325 'Cause my friends just don't like him. 442 00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:53,795 I think a little bit's my fault, 443 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,456 'cause I would complain a lot to them and... 444 00:30:56,722 --> 00:31:00,568 For a really long time, I've felt like he and I are... 445 00:31:00,959 --> 00:31:02,029 I don't know... 446 00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:05,166 We got, like, weirdly competitive with each other. 447 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:07,403 We just never communicate. 448 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,376 He just never listens, ever. 449 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,510 Gosh. 450 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:16,008 I shouldn't even be talking about this 451 00:31:16,074 --> 00:31:20,250 but we haven't had sex in... I mean, over two months. 452 00:31:22,347 --> 00:31:24,054 That's a long time. 453 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:26,790 And I think, kind of, what's worse than that 454 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,889 is that it's so awkward. 455 00:31:29,254 --> 00:31:30,824 Well, having sex is one thing 456 00:31:32,591 --> 00:31:34,593 but making love is something else, right? 457 00:31:36,194 --> 00:31:38,196 What does that even mean? 458 00:31:38,263 --> 00:31:39,401 Thank you, Steve. 459 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:42,274 I'm not used to being able to talk so openly with someone 460 00:31:42,334 --> 00:31:47,044 and have them listen, and care what I'm saying and... 461 00:31:47,105 --> 00:31:48,243 Hey! 462 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:50,309 Hey! Hey! 463 00:31:50,375 --> 00:31:51,718 Wail! 464 00:31:53,945 --> 00:31:55,322 Pat, what do you want me to do now, huh? 465 00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:57,986 Hello, my name is Rob. Can I start you out with something to drink? 466 00:31:58,550 --> 00:31:59,722 Some water. 467 00:31:59,785 --> 00:32:00,957 Excuse me? 468 00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,890 - I'll have water. - I'm sorry? 469 00:32:02,954 --> 00:32:04,627 I'll take some fuckin' water, Rob. 470 00:32:04,890 --> 00:32:06,164 Absolutely. 471 00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:10,896 J eff? 472 00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,007 Whoa! Hey. 473 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:15,567 - Wow! - Hi. 474 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:16,772 What are you doing here? 475 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:20,645 I'm just... Lunching it up, you know? 476 00:32:20,705 --> 00:32:22,651 Getting a little bistro action. 477 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:23,845 'Pp- 478 00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:26,719 Have you ever met my friend, Steve? 479 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,917 This is my brother-in-law, Jeff. 480 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:30,961 - This is Steve. - Hey, Jeff, nice to meet you, man. 481 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,859 - My friend Steve. - Steve. 482 00:32:32,918 --> 00:32:34,795 We were just gonna leave. 483 00:32:34,853 --> 00:32:37,333 Did you still want me to drop you off at your car? 484 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,595 Yep. Yeah. 485 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:44,997 So, I'm going to take him to his car, and I'll see you later. 486 00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:47,101 Hope so. 487 00:32:47,165 --> 00:32:48,610 Nice meeting you, Jeff. 488 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:56,783 Pat, they're coming out... 489 00:32:59,778 --> 00:33:01,348 What the fuck? 490 00:33:03,048 --> 00:33:06,154 Jeff! They went that way! 491 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,595 Pat! Well, then, let's go get the car! 492 00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:09,029 - No car! - What? 493 00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:10,498 No car! Help me get a cab! 494 00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:12,125 What are you talkin' about? What happened to the car? 495 00:33:12,190 --> 00:33:14,431 Nothing! It got towed. 496 00:33:15,827 --> 00:33:17,602 - That's not funny! - I'm not... 497 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,972 - I know. I know it's not. - It's so not funny! 498 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,442 Help me get a cab! 499 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,912 - There's no way to know where they are. - Great. 500 00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,340 What do we do? 501 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,349 I think we should just sit down right here. 502 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:33,349 - And? - And wait. 503 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,022 I'm not gonna sit here and wait for a fucking sign! 504 00:33:37,082 --> 00:33:38,618 Okay, well, then let's walk! 505 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:41,289 A school bus just drove by! It's a sign! 506 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:42,627 What does it mean? 507 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,291 Do we go to a school? 508 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,303 Is my wife fucking some guy in a janitor closet? 509 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,896 I don't think that's it. I don't think that's it. 510 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,841 - That's not it. - Good guess. 511 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,041 Now what? 512 00:33:58,537 --> 00:33:59,641 What are you doing? 513 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:01,377 I'm looking for a credit card slip. 514 00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:03,313 I don't see why. 515 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,048 If I find the slip, I get his last name 516 00:34:05,110 --> 00:34:07,454 and then we can look up where he lives and go beat him up. 517 00:34:07,512 --> 00:34:09,685 No, I get it. I just don't think they throw those things away. 518 00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:11,785 Just shut up and help. 519 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,659 Find it yet? 520 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:16,499 - How about now? - That's not helping! 521 00:34:16,555 --> 00:34:19,297 I think we've gotten off track somewhere. 522 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,998 Like I've gotten off track. 523 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:26,271 Something feels wrong. 524 00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,208 Fine. I'll do it myself, 525 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:30,678 if it'll make you stop talking. 526 00:34:31,469 --> 00:34:32,880 - Is that it? - No. 527 00:34:32,938 --> 00:34:34,110 It's not. 528 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:35,911 Oh, God. 529 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:37,146 What is that? 530 00:34:38,743 --> 00:34:40,416 No, don't do it, Pat. 531 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,257 You don't have to smell it. 532 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:43,691 Pat. Okay. 533 00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,761 - Hey. - Hey, Carol. 534 00:34:51,056 --> 00:34:52,228 That was yummy. 535 00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:55,563 What're you doing? 536 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,405 Don't tell anybody else. 537 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,434 What? 538 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:04,174 Somebody's messing with me. 539 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,074 - Really? - Yeah, in this office. 540 00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:07,947 - No. - Yeah. I got hit by a plane. 541 00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:11,014 - What? - A little paper plane came into my... 542 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:17,360 And all these messages were coming to me on my computer. 543 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:18,790 Kind of... 544 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,453 - Flirty stuff. - Flirty? 545 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,931 I know someone's playin' some kind of a joke 546 00:35:22,988 --> 00:35:24,160 and I think it's those guys 547 00:35:24,222 --> 00:35:26,600 that are in the back over there that did the fantasy football. 548 00:35:26,658 --> 00:35:28,194 Oh, my God, those guys are so hot. 549 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:31,264 That would be so good. They're young, too. 550 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:34,307 Do you think it's Henry? 551 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,643 - Henry? - Yeah. 552 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,304 He's kind of... 553 00:35:40,205 --> 00:35:41,377 Interesting. 554 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,119 He's married, isn't he? 555 00:35:43,175 --> 00:35:45,121 Okay, let's just say it is somebody here. 556 00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:48,589 What does the message say? Like what are the details? 557 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:51,321 Well, somethin' about, you know... 558 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:53,490 What? 559 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:56,595 That they're a secret admirer. 560 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:57,827 They said they were... 561 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:00,659 I think that's kind of hot. 562 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,398 No, it's not. It's ridiculous. 563 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,940 And I don't like being the butt of a joke. 564 00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:06,236 How do you know it's a joke? 565 00:36:06,298 --> 00:36:09,745 I mean, how many times do we get to get juiced up like this? 566 00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:11,508 This is awesome. 567 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,641 I'm not getting juiced up over a joke. 568 00:36:13,705 --> 00:36:17,619 You're getting attention. I am super-jelly. I want attention. 569 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,349 You're impossible. 570 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,486 When was the last time you had a relationship? 571 00:36:21,546 --> 00:36:24,652 Well, my husband, of course. 572 00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:25,922 No way. 573 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,793 Well, I mean, I went out on dates. 574 00:36:27,852 --> 00:36:29,729 Come on. I've been to the movies. 575 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,166 - It's no wonder you're so cranky. - I've been bowling... 576 00:36:32,223 --> 00:36:34,225 - I'm not... - Yeah, you need to get busy. 577 00:36:34,292 --> 00:36:36,067 - You need to get your pipes cleaned. - You think I'm... 578 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:38,107 You need to get f... Yeah. 579 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:42,542 Well, I won't tell anyone. Pinky swear. 580 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,278 What else? What else? 581 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:53,280 I did hear her say that she felt neglected. 582 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:57,423 Sounds like they're banging already. 583 00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,495 It's possible. 584 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:03,055 Don't ever get married, dude. It fucking sucks. 585 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:06,432 Really? I think it would be kind of awesome. 586 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:07,993 Well, it's not. 587 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,030 Okay. 588 00:37:10,295 --> 00:37:12,673 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 589 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:13,903 Okay. 590 00:37:13,965 --> 00:37:15,911 I'm sick of walking. 591 00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,573 Okay. 592 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,947 Is that what I think it is? 593 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:45,600 You know, I've been havin' this really weird dream about Dad lately. 594 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,967 - Really? - Yeah. 595 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:50,135 He's a teacher. 596 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:51,975 And... 597 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,844 We're in this classroom with a whole bunch of kids, 598 00:37:53,905 --> 00:37:55,475 and we all sit down. 599 00:37:55,540 --> 00:37:56,951 And Dad asks everyone, 600 00:37:57,008 --> 00:37:59,386 "What's the greatest day in the history of the world?" 601 00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:04,824 And Dad's like, "No." 602 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,028 And whenever they get the answer wrong, 603 00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:08,120 they have to leave the room. 604 00:38:09,454 --> 00:38:13,334 And eventually it's just me and Dad. 605 00:38:13,391 --> 00:38:16,304 And he looks at me and says, 606 00:38:16,361 --> 00:38:18,568 "Pat, what's the greatest day in the history of the world?" 607 00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:20,405 And I don't know, 'cause I'm nervous. 608 00:38:20,465 --> 00:38:22,103 And I'm like, "Dad, I don't know." 609 00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,169 And he just looks at me and he smiles and he says... 610 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:27,239 He says, "Today." He says, "Today." 611 00:38:28,206 --> 00:38:29,344 How'd you know that? 612 00:38:29,407 --> 00:38:31,853 He says, "Today is the greatest day in the history of the world." 613 00:38:32,343 --> 00:38:33,913 Yeah. 614 00:38:34,512 --> 00:38:36,150 I have that dream, Pat. 615 00:38:36,214 --> 00:38:39,661 Except in mine, it's me, you and Dad in his car. 616 00:38:42,420 --> 00:38:43,956 Okay. 617 00:38:52,597 --> 00:38:55,703 I guess it's just something he said to us when we were kids or somethin. 618 00:38:55,767 --> 00:38:58,873 It's like floatin' around in both of our brains. 619 00:39:01,639 --> 00:39:02,879 What is wrong with you? 620 00:39:06,111 --> 00:39:07,613 - Pat. - What? What? 621 00:39:07,679 --> 00:39:08,680 What is wrong with you? 622 00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:10,521 Why do you want to be like this? 623 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:14,023 - What are you talking about? - We had... We were havin'... 624 00:39:14,953 --> 00:39:16,455 We're having the same dream! 625 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,565 What the fuck are you talking about? 626 00:39:18,623 --> 00:39:19,897 Why do you want to live like this? 627 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:25,405 You're drifting through this life with no awareness of how special this is. 628 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:28,137 You want to talk about what's happening right now, right here? 629 00:39:28,867 --> 00:39:30,244 What's happening right now 630 00:39:30,301 --> 00:39:32,645 is that I'm getting lectured by my pothead brother 631 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:35,116 who lives in our mom's basement at 30 years old 632 00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,948 about how I don't understand the universe! 633 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:39,454 Hey, here's some understanding for you. 634 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:43,618 A job and a car and a wife and an apartment! 635 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,322 L got to 90- 636 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,522 What? 637 00:39:47,585 --> 00:39:49,587 - I have to go, Pat. - Where are you going? 638 00:39:49,654 --> 00:39:51,930 You know what? You wouldn't... You would laugh at me again. 639 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:54,064 Jesus Christ. 640 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,627 You see a fucking truck 641 00:39:55,693 --> 00:39:57,331 with the word "Kevin" on it and you have to run after it? 642 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:58,931 Yeah. I do. 643 00:39:58,997 --> 00:40:00,738 I wish I was that stupid! 644 00:40:01,499 --> 00:40:02,842 You're a dick! 645 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,578 You know what? I have an asshole for a brother. 646 00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:06,741 It breaks my heart. 647 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:08,512 - Fuck you! - Fuck you! 648 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,678 - You call me an asshole? - Yeah, you are an asshole! 649 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:12,744 You fucking piece of shit! 650 00:40:12,810 --> 00:40:14,153 You drive a fucking Boxster! 651 00:40:14,212 --> 00:40:15,350 Fuck you! 652 00:40:16,881 --> 00:40:17,916 Don't do this, Pat! 653 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:19,427 Fuck you! 654 00:40:19,484 --> 00:40:21,122 You get down. Get down on the fucking ground! 655 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:22,358 Fucking idiot! 656 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:31,369 You and Mom will never understand me. 657 00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:33,534 And you're all I have left! 658 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:00,628 Another Jack and Coke? 659 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,600 Nope. 660 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:05,964 Got to get home. 661 00:41:07,065 --> 00:41:08,373 Old lady, huh? 662 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:10,470 No, she's boning another dude. 663 00:41:10,935 --> 00:41:12,209 Right on. 664 00:42:45,129 --> 00:42:48,406 Stop the car. Stop. Please, stop? 665 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:03,383 - Hi. - Hello. 666 00:43:03,681 --> 00:43:07,959 Hey, so, my sister and her husband just got here a little while ago 667 00:43:08,019 --> 00:43:11,057 in that red Camry out there. And... 668 00:43:12,490 --> 00:43:15,494 I need to... I'm meeting them. So... 669 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,005 - Okay... - Actually, 670 00:43:18,029 --> 00:43:19,269 it's an emergency. 671 00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:21,537 I have to get her medication, like, right now, 672 00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:22,634 so what's her room number? 673 00:43:23,401 --> 00:43:26,280 We have a privacy policy, sir. I'm sorry, I can't give you her number. 674 00:43:26,337 --> 00:43:29,477 I know it's like policy and everything, but this is a family emergency, 675 00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:31,019 so maybe you could just give me the room number... 676 00:43:31,075 --> 00:43:32,281 It'll take me a second to call. 677 00:43:32,343 --> 00:43:34,380 I lied. It's not an emergency. 678 00:43:35,546 --> 00:43:37,651 It's not a health emergency. 679 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:39,957 It is a financial emergency. 680 00:43:43,154 --> 00:43:45,532 Their home is about to be foreclosed on 681 00:43:45,590 --> 00:43:49,163 and I need to make a payment. 682 00:43:59,103 --> 00:44:00,343 - Just stop. - Okay. 683 00:44:00,405 --> 00:44:02,146 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Right. 684 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:47,287 - Thank you. - Excuse me? 685 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,262 No, just thank you so much. 686 00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:55,594 Pat! Pat! 687 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:56,762 Oh, my God. Jeff. 688 00:44:56,828 --> 00:44:58,307 - Oh, my God, Pat. - What the fuck? 689 00:44:58,362 --> 00:44:59,534 I was on the truck. 690 00:44:59,597 --> 00:45:01,634 The truck came here and now you're here. 691 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:03,474 - This shit is aligned! - Shut the fuck up. 692 00:45:03,534 --> 00:45:06,105 - What? - Linda is here, 693 00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:07,615 in this hotel somewhere. 694 00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:13,285 - With the guy? - Yeah, probably with the guy. 695 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:15,586 Sorry- 696 00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,284 How the fuck did you find me? 697 00:45:17,348 --> 00:45:18,588 It was the candy man. 698 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,127 Oh, shit. 699 00:45:25,189 --> 00:45:26,634 He's right there. 700 00:45:26,691 --> 00:45:28,193 Okay, what should we do? 701 00:45:28,626 --> 00:45:29,969 Duck in there. 702 00:45:30,028 --> 00:45:31,063 I'm gigantic! 703 00:45:49,714 --> 00:45:51,955 Come on, let's go. 704 00:46:39,497 --> 00:46:40,797 What do you want to do? 705 00:46:40,798 --> 00:46:41,139 706 00:46:41,432 --> 00:46:44,174 Should we stay? Should we wait? 707 00:46:45,236 --> 00:46:47,443 Do we just wait, or... 708 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:50,014 We could wait. 709 00:46:50,108 --> 00:46:51,610 I don't know. I don't... 710 00:46:52,910 --> 00:46:54,446 Should I call her? 711 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:57,186 Maybe I call her cell phone right now. 712 00:46:57,248 --> 00:47:00,092 And then, like, act innocent and be like, "What's going on?" 713 00:47:00,584 --> 00:47:01,722 You could try that. 714 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:05,130 You know, you're not fucking helping at all. 715 00:47:05,189 --> 00:47:07,533 You're just like, "Do you want to do that?" 716 00:47:07,725 --> 00:47:09,398 Do you want to know what I think you should do? 717 00:47:09,460 --> 00:47:10,564 Yeah. 718 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:11,868 I think you should take a few deep breaths, 719 00:47:11,929 --> 00:47:13,931 close your eyes, 720 00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:15,374 and focus. 721 00:47:15,866 --> 00:47:20,975 That is like stupid fucking Jeff mumbo-jumbo. 722 00:47:21,072 --> 00:47:25,521 If you have any other idea, even one, 723 00:47:25,610 --> 00:47:28,784 I'll be happy to try it without making fun of you. 724 00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,484 Okay, all right. 725 00:47:33,751 --> 00:47:35,287 Okay. Close your eyes. 726 00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:41,069 What do you see? 727 00:47:43,628 --> 00:47:46,541 I just can't stop picturing what's going on. 728 00:47:47,164 --> 00:47:50,236 What if she's, like, giving him a hand job? 729 00:47:50,501 --> 00:47:52,981 You know, I think they're adults. 730 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:55,278 It's probably unlikely she's giving him a hand job. 731 00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,515 I'm gonna break down the door. 732 00:47:58,576 --> 00:47:59,884 No. Pat. 733 00:47:59,944 --> 00:48:01,184 I'm gonna break it down. 734 00:48:01,245 --> 00:48:03,851 Listen. Wait, hold on. That's a terrible idea. 735 00:48:03,914 --> 00:48:07,259 I've seen you try to do things physically. 736 00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:08,762 I'll do it. 737 00:48:10,188 --> 00:48:11,633 Do you think you can do that? 738 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:13,862 I wish I could get some sort of running start. 739 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:16,633 You totally can. There's, like, hallways. 740 00:48:16,694 --> 00:48:17,934 You run and turn. 741 00:48:17,995 --> 00:48:19,997 Parallel isn't gonna help me. 742 00:48:20,064 --> 00:48:22,237 You could run and turn right at the last second. 743 00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,008 I wouldn't... No. That's not gonna work. 744 00:48:25,369 --> 00:48:26,439 All right. 745 00:48:31,142 --> 00:48:32,314 One, 746 00:48:32,443 --> 00:48:33,513 two , 747 00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,484 three! 748 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,186 Fuck! 749 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:38,625 - Run! - What was that? 750 00:48:38,683 --> 00:48:40,287 - Are you okay? - Fuck! 751 00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:41,692 Get up! 752 00:48:41,752 --> 00:48:43,197 - Linda! - Pat! What are you... 753 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:45,097 - Pat, don't... Pat, stop! - What's going on? 754 00:48:45,156 --> 00:48:46,692 - Steve, let him go! - Either you're gonna calm down... 755 00:48:46,757 --> 00:48:48,361 - Let him go! Jeff! - Don't fucking move! 756 00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:50,030 - What are you doing? - What the hell is going on? 757 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,903 - We just got here! - Who are you people? 758 00:48:51,962 --> 00:48:54,306 You, shut up! Who the fuck is this guy? 759 00:48:54,365 --> 00:48:55,639 He's just a friend, okay? Calm down. 760 00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:57,509 - There's wine! - Yeah! 761 00:48:57,568 --> 00:49:01,141 There's a bottle of wine on ice, and a... What is this? 762 00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:02,377 - That's a... - A sex board? 763 00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:03,976 No, you bring it with the... Pat! 764 00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:06,578 And your face is flushed, which means you're horny. 765 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:08,988 - No! - What the fuck is going on? 766 00:49:09,046 --> 00:49:11,322 Stop yelling and I'll answer all of your questions. 767 00:49:11,382 --> 00:49:14,727 Excuse me! Excuse me! I'm ready to go home. 768 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,196 Linda, I think you should come with me. 769 00:49:16,253 --> 00:49:18,665 Excuse me! You should shut the fuck up! 770 00:49:18,723 --> 00:49:20,896 I think that you should go and I'll call you later. 771 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:22,198 You're not calling this fucking guy. 772 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:23,398 Linda, do you want me to stay? 773 00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:25,873 - I think you should go. - You should go! You need to go! 774 00:49:25,997 --> 00:49:27,738 I'm gonna stay and talk to Pat, okay? 775 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:29,778 Time for you to go, man. 776 00:49:30,167 --> 00:49:31,771 - Get out, bro! - All right, Pat. 777 00:49:31,836 --> 00:49:33,076 Get out! 778 00:49:34,372 --> 00:49:38,218 Okay. Start talking. ls there anyone else in here? 779 00:49:42,947 --> 00:49:45,257 Well, I'm a little upset, actually, 780 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,159 -and I think that it's understandable! - I understand that. 781 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:50,893 Look, what I need to know... I just need to know one thing, okay? 782 00:49:50,955 --> 00:49:52,366 - Okay. What? - Okay. 783 00:49:54,692 --> 00:49:57,764 Are you mad because you came in here and you found me with another man? 784 00:49:58,095 --> 00:49:59,165 Yes. 785 00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:02,542 - Yes. - Or... 786 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:06,481 Or are you mad because you're afraid that you might lose me? 787 00:50:06,537 --> 00:50:08,312 What? There's like a part B now? 788 00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:09,882 Please, don't do that. 789 00:50:09,940 --> 00:50:11,283 It's just semantic bullshit! 790 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:12,946 - No, it isn't! It isn't! - Yeah, it is! 791 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,489 - You really don't know the difference. - You know what? 792 00:50:16,046 --> 00:50:19,323 Linda! Linda. I'm gonna try to listen to you 793 00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:21,886 blabber about whatever this is. 794 00:50:22,186 --> 00:50:25,099 And I'm gonna try to understand your incoherent babble. Go. 795 00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:27,362 - Why do you always do that? - What? 796 00:50:27,692 --> 00:50:29,603 - I'm listening. - No, you're not. 797 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,003 Yeah, I'm trying. 798 00:50:31,195 --> 00:50:33,539 You always just make me feel so stupid! 799 00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:37,540 I'm sorry it's stupid! I catch you trying to cheat on me and... 800 00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,804 You make fun of everything I say. 801 00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:43,875 I'm really just trying to have a conversation with you right now. 802 00:50:44,008 --> 00:50:47,182 This is why our relationship is so fucked. 803 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,222 Because you know what? When I asked you 804 00:50:50,281 --> 00:50:53,694 if you would take me to Cochon 805 00:50:53,818 --> 00:50:55,491 you laughed at me. 806 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,695 Who care... I'm sorry. That's... 807 00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:02,033 But when I asked Steve, he just, you know, said, let's go. 808 00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:03,763 Yeah, 'cause he wanted to get in your pants! 809 00:51:03,994 --> 00:51:07,908 Well, maybe, but at least he's trying to put in some time and effort! 810 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,711 Let me tell you something about Cochon. 811 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:15,011 - Cochon is full of assholes... - You're not even... 812 00:51:15,072 --> 00:51:17,518 ...and snobs in fucking turquoise 813 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:20,579 tailored shirts and pink ties, like that asshole! 814 00:51:20,911 --> 00:51:22,481 You want to ask me to take you there? 815 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:25,117 Fine. I'll take you to fucking Cochon. We'll... 816 00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,526 - Yeah. - God, you're not even listening to me. 817 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,029 No, I'm hearing you loud and clear. 818 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:30,929 You're not! It's not about the restaurant. 819 00:51:30,988 --> 00:51:34,162 I just want you to, like, care that I want to go there! 820 00:51:34,692 --> 00:51:36,603 And do you think it's about this guy? 821 00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:39,664 Because I really don't even fucking care about him! He's nice. 822 00:51:39,763 --> 00:51:41,765 - He listens to me. - I'm nice. 823 00:51:41,966 --> 00:51:43,877 But you and I, we are petty, 824 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,039 we are passive-aggressive with each other, 825 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,050 we don't even fight! I mean, this is a miracle right now! 826 00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:53,686 And what I think, honestly, is that we have no house, 827 00:51:53,744 --> 00:51:55,917 we have no kids, thank God! 828 00:51:56,046 --> 00:51:58,925 It would be really fucking easy for us to just walk away! 829 00:51:58,983 --> 00:52:00,485 It'd be super simple. 830 00:52:00,551 --> 00:52:02,189 And that is what I think that we should do. 831 00:52:07,558 --> 00:52:08,901 Hang on, hang on. 832 00:52:14,031 --> 00:52:16,272 You know, let's just not, like, let's just not... 833 00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:18,006 Can we not talk about this anymore? 834 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:20,605 Let's just go home and sleep on it, and, like... 835 00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:23,774 And like... 836 00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,252 Forget it. 837 00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:30,116 I'm gonna go stay at my mom's. 838 00:52:40,925 --> 00:52:42,268 Bye, Jeff. 839 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:46,003 Jeffrey, where are you? 840 00:52:46,063 --> 00:52:48,976 I asked you to call me after you got the wood glue. 841 00:52:49,033 --> 00:52:50,706 I'm at the office. 842 00:52:50,768 --> 00:52:53,510 Let me know what's going on. Thanks. Bye. 843 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,377 Oh, please. 844 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,762 It sure is a noisy little thing. 845 00:54:54,825 --> 00:54:56,133 Yeah. 846 00:54:56,627 --> 00:54:58,868 - Eight glasses a day, my doctor says. - Really? 847 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,875 You're kidding me. Blow out my biceps 848 00:55:00,931 --> 00:55:03,741 trying to lift these cups that many times. 849 00:55:08,605 --> 00:55:10,380 - I'm Barry. - Sharon. 850 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:12,546 Nice to meet you. 851 00:55:12,610 --> 00:55:13,953 Same here. 852 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:15,217 What am I saying? 853 00:55:15,279 --> 00:55:17,452 I know you're Sharon. I've seen you around. 854 00:55:28,492 --> 00:55:30,494 I really do like flowers. 855 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:33,668 Yeah? 856 00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,135 Like. 857 00:55:35,632 --> 00:55:37,578 Metaphorically, too. 858 00:55:37,634 --> 00:55:40,979 Symbolically. All kinds. 859 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,348 Gardenias are my favorite. 860 00:55:50,781 --> 00:55:52,317 I'm not following you. 861 00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,867 Excuse me. 862 00:56:03,027 --> 00:56:04,335 It was nice meeting you. 863 00:56:17,140 --> 00:56:18,881 Just stupid. 864 00:56:27,851 --> 00:56:28,921 Sharon? 865 00:56:36,527 --> 00:56:38,131 What's going on? 866 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,437 I think it's over. 867 00:57:23,207 --> 00:57:24,515 What happened? 868 00:57:24,741 --> 00:57:25,811 What? 869 00:57:25,876 --> 00:57:28,948 This is not the way I imagined my life was gonna be. 870 00:57:29,546 --> 00:57:30,889 How did you imagine it? 871 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:38,632 I was gonna be in the Peace Corps and all that crap, you know, 872 00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:42,501 with some guy in an exotic place, 873 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:46,405 all worldly and giving and shit, 874 00:57:48,065 --> 00:57:50,238 and living in a little hut, 875 00:57:50,567 --> 00:57:54,242 and taking care of cute little kids 876 00:57:55,739 --> 00:57:58,913 and kissing under waterfalls and stuff, you know. 877 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:03,149 You can still kiss under waterfalls and stuff like that. 878 00:58:03,480 --> 00:58:04,925 It's like, 879 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:08,095 how many good years do I have left? 880 00:58:08,719 --> 00:58:11,063 I hate my kids right now. 881 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:14,398 I don't know when that happened. They were so cute. 882 00:58:14,925 --> 00:58:18,771 I look at the pictures of them, and our family... 883 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:21,068 Don't cry. 884 00:58:21,898 --> 00:58:23,172 Have some more tissue. 885 00:58:30,541 --> 00:58:32,885 - Don't explain. Oh, God. - No. I just... 886 00:58:32,943 --> 00:58:36,755 Oh, Carol, I'm sorry. It'll just make it worse. Don't explain. 887 00:58:36,813 --> 00:58:38,019 But it's not what you think! 888 00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:39,116 Yeah, it is. 889 00:58:45,822 --> 00:58:48,496 I wish that I could 890 00:58:51,962 --> 00:58:55,307 see the world like you. 891 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:58,506 Really? 892 00:59:00,804 --> 00:59:05,810 I don't know. You have this, like, belief in this cosmic order. 893 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:11,652 I really envy that. 894 00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:16,755 You don't want to be like me. 895 00:59:18,322 --> 00:59:21,326 I'm not happy 896 00:59:22,325 --> 00:59:23,861 at all. 897 00:59:27,064 --> 00:59:30,273 You know, since Dad died, I've had this... 898 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:33,440 Had this feeling that it had to be for a reason. 899 00:59:35,506 --> 00:59:39,511 I keep thinking that the signs are all about me, but maybe... 900 00:59:40,510 --> 00:59:42,751 Maybe they're about you and your marriage. 901 00:59:44,348 --> 00:59:48,694 My marriage is not good. 902 00:59:51,354 --> 00:59:52,526 It 903 00:59:55,192 --> 00:59:56,694 is a 904 00:59:57,694 --> 00:59:59,367 disaster. 905 01:00:00,664 --> 01:00:02,075 I just want to feel 906 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:05,369 like I love Linda. 907 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:10,508 And I want to feel like she loves me. 908 01:00:15,545 --> 01:00:18,389 And we both want to, like, be in love. 909 01:00:22,552 --> 01:00:26,728 I miss it and I want it so bad. 910 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,569 I think you should just say that. 911 01:00:35,065 --> 01:00:36,408 To her. 912 01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:41,913 It's not that simple, Jeff. 913 01:00:42,672 --> 01:00:44,709 I don't know. I think it could be that simple. 914 01:00:47,077 --> 01:00:50,251 I mean, wouldn't you be psyched if Linda walked in here right now 915 01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,960 and sat down in this tub next to you and said, 916 01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:56,020 "Pat, I want to be in love with you again"? 917 01:01:03,226 --> 01:01:05,297 That would be awesome. 918 01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,010 Dude, you need to say that to her. 919 01:01:09,065 --> 01:01:11,671 You need to tell her that right now. 920 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:32,464 - River Parish. - I am so sorry. 921 01:01:32,522 --> 01:01:35,230 Oh, no, I'm sorry. Don't apologize, seriously. 922 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,067 - But! want to. - It's okay. 923 01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:40,870 No, I just... It was so weird and didn't come out the way I... 924 01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,468 Yeah, I know, I know, I know. It's just that I'm not gay. 925 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:45,137 But that's okay. I'm not gay, either. 926 01:01:45,202 --> 01:01:46,613 But you like women. 927 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:48,644 So? 928 01:01:49,472 --> 01:01:51,145 Well, I like men. 929 01:01:51,408 --> 01:01:55,413 I like men, too. And to me, it's like, at this point in my life, 930 01:01:55,479 --> 01:01:58,358 whether it's a man or a woman, it doesn't matter. 931 01:01:58,415 --> 01:02:00,520 I want someone who gets me. 932 01:02:01,752 --> 01:02:03,857 I fee! like I deserve that. 933 01:02:04,488 --> 01:02:06,468 And! think you do, too. 934 01:02:08,992 --> 01:02:10,994 Well, it's important, yes. 935 01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:12,501 But it doesn't mean 936 01:02:12,562 --> 01:02:15,441 I want to sleep with everybody that understands me. That's all. 937 01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:18,104 No, no, no. That's not my intention. 938 01:02:18,168 --> 01:02:20,444 Isn't the most important thing 939 01:02:21,004 --> 01:02:24,679 finding someone who sees you exactly as you are? 940 01:02:25,275 --> 01:02:28,916 Who gets the Peace Corps and the kissing under waterfalls? 941 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:35,356 Yeah. 942 01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:42,868 So? Carol? Are you there? 943 01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:45,096 Hello? 944 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:46,765 Shit. 945 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:51,277 Okay, sorry, everybody. 946 01:02:53,370 --> 01:02:56,817 Just head for the exits! Single file! 947 01:03:04,214 --> 01:03:06,194 Keep it orderly! Please! 948 01:04:19,789 --> 01:04:21,393 Close your eyes. 949 01:04:39,843 --> 01:04:42,483 It's clear. Come on. There's my car, right here. 950 01:04:42,546 --> 01:04:44,321 Where are we going? We're all wet. 951 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,622 - I don't know. What do you think? - I'm sorry, I don't know. 952 01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,458 I can't believe I'm doing this. 953 01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:52,599 Let's go to the mall and get drinks with the little umbrellas in them. 954 01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,066 Bigger. Wilder. 955 01:04:57,093 --> 01:04:59,903 I haven't been to New Orleans in 20 years. How about that? 956 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:01,668 It's perfect. 957 01:05:02,532 --> 01:05:04,068 Okay, let's go. 958 01:05:07,871 --> 01:05:10,784 Come on out, everybody! Just come right out. 959 01:06:11,501 --> 01:06:12,668 Shit. 960 01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:13,010 961 01:06:14,471 --> 01:06:15,814 What is this? 962 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,845 It looks like really bad traffic. 963 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:22,083 Well, I mean in your, you know... 964 01:06:22,412 --> 01:06:24,414 - You mean, like, is it a sign? - I don't know. 965 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:25,818 It could be. 966 01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:29,558 - It definitely could be. - How do I know what to do? 967 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:31,990 That's the big question, yeah. 968 01:06:32,055 --> 01:06:34,057 It's a constant struggle. 969 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,573 I think you got to go with your gut. 970 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,513 Well, I'm not going to stop now. 971 01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:54,415 Right? 972 01:06:55,278 --> 01:06:56,552 Hey. Pat? 973 01:06:57,614 --> 01:07:00,618 If we don't get a chance to reconnect today, 974 01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:03,596 I'm, like, super proud of you. 975 01:07:27,811 --> 01:07:28,983 Linda! 976 01:07:29,445 --> 01:07:30,515 Linda! 977 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:33,654 Sorry. 978 01:07:40,089 --> 01:07:42,091 - Second thoughts? - Well, I just... 979 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:47,038 It's okay. 980 01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,240 Pat? 981 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:53,975 Pat! 982 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:56,682 - I think that's my son. - Sharon? 983 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,175 What now, my man? 984 01:08:00,343 --> 01:08:03,187 I guess I'll go back. 985 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:05,323 We'll have to wait for all this traffic to clear. 986 01:08:08,018 --> 01:08:09,326 You all right? 987 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:12,998 Yeah, I'm fine. 988 01:08:13,289 --> 01:08:14,632 I just... 989 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,768 You ever feel like you're waiting forever 990 01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:21,365 to figure out what your destiny is, and then when you do 991 01:08:21,497 --> 01:08:23,738 it's not really that exciting? 992 01:09:03,907 --> 01:09:05,250 Linda! 993 01:09:06,676 --> 01:09:07,746 Pat? 994 01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:09,047 Pat! 995 01:09:09,112 --> 01:09:10,182 Linda! 996 01:09:13,216 --> 01:09:14,559 What are you doing here? 997 01:09:16,519 --> 01:09:18,021 I want to be in love again. 998 01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:19,289 What? 999 01:09:19,956 --> 01:09:22,061 Things have gotten way off track. 1000 01:09:22,959 --> 01:09:24,836 And weird and shitty. 1001 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:27,773 And I'm a big part of that, and I'm really sorry for it. 1002 01:09:27,831 --> 01:09:29,037 - Pat! - What? 1003 01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:31,868 Honey, what's happening? What's the matter? 1004 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:33,778 - Why are you running down... - Mom? 1005 01:09:33,837 --> 01:09:35,407 What's going... Oh, hi. 1006 01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:37,644 - Wait, what are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 1007 01:09:37,707 --> 01:09:38,742 How did you get here? 1008 01:09:38,808 --> 01:09:40,685 In Carol's... This is Carol. 1009 01:09:40,743 --> 01:09:41,983 Hi. 1010 01:09:42,045 --> 01:09:43,149 I'm Linda. Nice to meet you. 1011 01:09:43,213 --> 01:09:44,556 Jeff... Jeff's here? 1012 01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:48,862 Whoa, hey! Did you see that? 1013 01:09:54,624 --> 01:09:56,900 Is he okay? Is he okay? 1014 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,371 Yeah, we're here. 1015 01:09:58,428 --> 01:10:00,806 A car just went off the bridge. 1016 01:10:00,864 --> 01:10:02,605 There's people inside of it. 1017 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,181 Somebody jumped in! 1018 01:10:35,932 --> 01:10:37,912 Wait! Our dad's still down there! 1019 01:10:37,967 --> 01:10:38,968 Fuck. 1020 01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:40,674 Come on. 1021 01:10:42,005 --> 01:10:43,712 Help! Help us! 1022 01:10:43,806 --> 01:10:44,841 Dad! 1023 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,314 Help! 1024 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:48,622 Come on, girls! Come on. Swim hard! 1025 01:10:48,678 --> 01:10:52,285 Come on, honey! Give me your hand. That a girl. Come on. 1026 01:10:56,352 --> 01:10:58,354 - Get back there. - Dad? 1027 01:11:00,189 --> 01:11:02,226 Hey, the car's going down! 1028 01:11:03,359 --> 01:11:05,032 The car's sinking! 1029 01:11:07,864 --> 01:11:09,036 Dad! 1030 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:11,476 Dad! 1031 01:11:14,871 --> 01:11:16,214 Jeff! 1032 01:11:18,541 --> 01:11:19,713 Jeff! 1033 01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:22,120 Dad! 1034 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,055 Come on, Dad! 1035 01:11:29,052 --> 01:11:30,895 We need some help over here. 1036 01:11:48,504 --> 01:11:49,847 Pat? 1037 01:11:50,573 --> 01:11:52,678 Over here! Over here! 1038 01:11:54,344 --> 01:11:55,414 Pat! 1039 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:58,717 Pat! 1040 01:12:05,922 --> 01:12:07,094 - Jeff! - Jeff! 1041 01:12:09,092 --> 01:12:11,003 Help! Help! 1042 01:12:11,294 --> 01:12:12,637 Man in the water! 1043 01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:19,141 Two survivors in sight. Five feet off the first cleat. 1044 01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,545 Coming into the dive deck. 1045 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:21,972 Hurry! 1046 01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,278 Get a hold of him! 1047 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:24,977 One, two, three! 1048 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:31,819 Jeff! 1049 01:12:31,981 --> 01:12:33,824 We have an unresponsive person! 1050 01:12:33,883 --> 01:12:35,226 He's not moving! 1051 01:12:35,285 --> 01:12:37,526 Call the command center! Have an ambulance meet us at the pier! 1052 01:12:37,587 --> 01:12:39,430 - Jeff! - Sir, we got to help him. We got him. 1053 01:12:39,489 --> 01:12:41,491 Do something! Jesus! 1054 01:12:41,624 --> 01:12:42,728 Sir, sir. 1055 01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:43,896 Jeff! 1056 01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:46,263 - He's not moving! - Starting CPR! 1057 01:12:46,329 --> 01:12:49,037 Get off me! Leave me alone! 1058 01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:51,237 You need to sit down! 1059 01:12:51,301 --> 01:12:54,805 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight... 1060 01:12:55,138 --> 01:12:56,640 Jeff, wake up! 1061 01:13:04,981 --> 01:13:06,927 - Jeff! - Still not responding. 1062 01:13:15,658 --> 01:13:16,830 Can you hear me? 1063 01:13:16,993 --> 01:13:18,836 HEY. hey, you okay? 1064 01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:20,430 Hey. 1065 01:13:20,496 --> 01:13:21,668 Sir? 1066 01:13:22,798 --> 01:13:24,106 - Are you okay? - Oh, God. 1067 01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:26,738 Let's get blankets! 1068 01:13:26,869 --> 01:13:28,177 Sir, stay still. 1069 01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,739 Let me sit up. 1070 01:13:34,744 --> 01:13:36,417 What happened? 1071 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,192 Everything- 1072 01:13:42,318 --> 01:13:43,695 I'm hungry- 1073 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,805 And coming up next, 1074 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,904 the story of two girls, their father, 1075 01:15:39,969 --> 01:15:43,507 and the man who was in the right place at the right time. 1076 01:15:43,573 --> 01:15:46,850 The car that was behind us crashed into the back of us 1077 01:15:46,909 --> 01:15:48,684 and then we went over the bridge. 1078 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:50,985 And then this man, 1079 01:15:51,314 --> 01:15:53,453 he just came and broke our window... 1080 01:15:53,516 --> 01:15:56,520 And he almost died doing it. 1081 01:15:57,186 --> 01:15:59,530 If we had lost our dad, 1082 01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:03,932 you know, I just really can't even imagine it. 1083 01:16:04,861 --> 01:16:07,467 We're just really thankful he was there. 1084 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:09,532 We'll be right back with that rescue tale 1085 01:16:09,598 --> 01:16:13,068 of local councilman Kevin Landry and his two little girls. 1086 01:16:13,136 --> 01:16:15,673 All that and more when we come back.