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"Get up, get up, you sleepyheads"
Get up, get outta bed
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Good morning, Angel Beach. It's April 12.
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This is Gene Morrison coming to you
from WACN Angel Beach,
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nestled by the shore
in fabulous South Florida.
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It's a bright and beautiful spring day.
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President Eisenhower's running a tight
ship, with his hand steady on the helm.
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The stars are secure in the firmament and the
rent's paid, so all's right with the world.
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♪ "So get up, get up, you sleepyheads"
Get up, get outta bed
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Let's get out there
and get America moving forward.
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It's 64 degrees, expecting to reach
a high of 76 - not a drop of rain in sight.
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Good news for the beach bunnies,
but bad news for the farm boys.
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Now, to help you start the day,
the singin'rage, Miss Patti Page.
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♪ "It gives me a thrill"
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Edward. You'll be late for school.
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Edward? Up. Right now.
I've got things to do. You hear?
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Hit the floor, right now.
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♪ "You're welcome as the flowers"
on Mockingbird Hill
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Edward Morris.
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You be at the breakfast table in five
minutes, or you don't play ball this week.
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- Pee Wee, what's wrong?
- Nothing. I pulled a muscle in my groin.
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Be careful. Your father wants you to drop
him at the office. His car won't start.
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- And pick up those clothes at the tailor's.
- Instant eunuch.
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♪ "To wake up in the morning"
to the mockingbird's trill
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♪ "There's peace and goodwill"
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♪ "You're welcome as the flowers"
on Mockingbird Hill
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Shit.
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It is. It's gettin' shorter.
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Shit.
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♪ "And survey all my kingdom"
while everything's still
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- Hey! Did you get your coloured guy?
- Does a fat dog fart?
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- Well, what's he look like?
- Like a Zulu.
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- Six foot four, two huge gold teeth.
- Great.
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- Where'd you find him?
- My old man's construction company.
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He doesn't know what I'm talkin' about,
but he's willin'.
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- And he'll do it for ten bucks.
- Ten bucks? Not bad.
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- You sure the broad's all set?
- Oh, it's no problem.
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Jarvis, you stupid redneck.
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You better duck, you suckers,
when Jarvis is at the wheel.
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- Billy Boy. Y'all get the nigger?
- Come on, Jarvis.
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- You mean "the coloured guy", "the negro".
- Poor white trash.
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- Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
- That's colourful redneck humour, right?
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- Right. Kiss my rebel ass.
- Should be writin' these down.
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Immigrants. Go on back to Michigan
and kiss ass with all the negroes.
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This is Dixie, baby.
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How come you don't have
four names like most hillbillies?
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Like Billy Joe Jim Bob,
or Flora Mae Sally Sue?
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Hey, man. I had a cousin named Billy Joe
Jim Bob, and he was killed in the war.
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Gee, I didn't know, Mickey. I'm sorry.
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- Anyway, d'you get the negro?
- Yeah, we got one.
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Guy's six four, has gold teeth -
the meanest-Iookin' mother you ever saw.
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Hot damn! They're gonna croak. Who's goin'?
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Hey, Tommy. Wait a minute.
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- Did you get it?
- I found a place that's got one.
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Well, don't let me down.
I'm gonna get that little creep.
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- Who's she gonna get?
- Pee Wee.
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- Didn't you hear about the other night?
- No.
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- Are you sure you didn't?
- No.
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Well, we figure we gotta get Pee Wee laid,
so I fix him up with Wendy.
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Pee Wee and Wendy? Damn,
I thought she had better taste than that.
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Well, all he had to do was knock it off.
They're makin' out, and you know Wendy.
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She reaches down, she unzips his fly
and she grabs his cock, and guess what?
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- What?
- The little bastard already had a rubber on.
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- Oh, bullshit.
- I swear.
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Wendy told me. Why would she lie?
Horny mother wore a rubber to his date.
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She got so pissed off
she wouldn't let him touch her.
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- Hi. I'm Mindy. Can I ask you somethin'?
- Yeah, sure.
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Why do they call you "Meat"?
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- I don't know.
- Wendy Williams told me I should ask ya.
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She did?
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Why do they call you "Meat"?
Cos you're so big?
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- Yeah, sorta.
- Not "sorta". Why?
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- Do you really wanna know?
- Yes.
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- OK. Come on. I'll show ya.
- Meat. Wait, wait, wait.
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- She's only a freshman.
- After this, she'll be a senior.
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But if you get suspended again, you'll
never get that scholarship to Princeton.
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Now think about that.
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- I'm sorry, babe. No cigar. Can't do it.
- He won't tell me.
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Shoot.
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- Hey, you guys. Wait up.
- Speakin' of horny mothers, it's Ready Eddie.
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- Be serious. I'm goin' tonight, right?
- Even a nymphomaniac has standards.
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She lives with a black stud.
He's gonna cut your pecker off.
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- Yeah, he's bringin' a pair of tweezers.
- I don't care. She likes to screw, right?
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Especially young guys.
The more the merrier.
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- Is she good-Iookin'?
- She's got a great body. Moves like an eel.
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- Just the way I like 'em.
- As long as they're not dead...
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I don't care if they're dead
as long as they're not too cold.
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Let's not invite many guys -
we can all get her twice.
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He's not even invited
and he's makin' up the guest list?
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- You're not cuttin' me outta free nooky.
- All right. You're goin'. Now shut up.
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- I'm goin'. Eight o'clock, right?
- Right.
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- Wear your rubber.
- That lyin' bitch.
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- I forgot which one is...
- This is the raw one...
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- No. This is hard-boiled...
- Gonna get some action tonight?
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- What are you talkin' about, Pee Wee?
- I'm goin' tonight. They said I can go.
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- He'll be the comedy relief.
- She could use you for a recess period.
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- Funny! What are you doin' with the eggs?
- What eggs?
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- "What eggs"? Those eggs.
- Oh. These eggs.
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- They're for you.
- For me?
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Yeah. We thought you
might like to wear one.
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Timmy...
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- Funny.
- Not as funny as the look on your face.
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- You gotta let me do it to somebody.
- I don't think there's anybody left.
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- Oh, come on. There's gotta be somebody.
- I think we've done just about everybody.
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Let me do Meat.
You gotta let me do Meat. Come on, Timmy.
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OK. Now listen. The one in your left hand is
the raw egg, OK? That's the one you drop.
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The one in your right hand is the
hard-boiled egg, the one you hit him with.
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- Left hand raw, right hand smack him.
- Go get him, Tiger.
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- Hi, Meat.
- Hi, Pee Wee. What's goin' on?
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- Oh, nothin'.
- Guys.
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Watch it. What are you, a psycho?
What's with the eggs?
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- What eggs?
- Those eggs.
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- Watch my lips. Those eggs.
- These eggs?
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- Is there an echo here?
- They're for you.
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- For me? What am I gonna do with 'em?
- Well, we thought you'd like to wear one.
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- Morris, you're dead.
- I know.
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Good morning, Miss Balbricker.
You look nice this morning.
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Are you losing weight?
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- Hot damn! You like to live dangerously.
- She wants a piece of your ass.
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- Nice pass, captain.
- Too bad, Jew-boy.
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Tim. What's your problem, man?
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Oh, boy, would I like to get next to that.
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- Yes. Lassie.
- Lassie?
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- Patience, my boy, patience.
- Why d'you call her Lassie?
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- Why do you think?
- I don't know.
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Are you kiddin'? You callin' her a dog?
Fred, that's angel food cake.
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You touch her, and the Food and Drug
Administration gets you for fuckin' food.
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- Well, what can I tell you?
- You can tell me why they call her Lassie.
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Just get her up in the equipment room -
you'll find out.
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- What are you talkin' about?
- But beware of King Kong.
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Wait a minute. Come here, Fred.
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- Hi, Miss Walker.
- Hi, Pee Wee.
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- Tommy, Miss Walker's hot.
- Pee Wee, she just said hi to you.
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Yeah, but did you see
the way she said hi to me?
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Right, Pee Wee.
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Boy, Miss Balbricker,
you put a lotta weight behind that one.
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Coach Goodenough, would you kindly
keep your balls off my tumbling mat?
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- Beg your pardon?
- The basketballs. Keep them in your court.
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- I have little enough room as it is.
- I'll take care of that, Miss Balbricker.
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Thank you.
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- The girls' tumbling team just went in.
- Heck, those broads never take a shower.
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- What about the majorettes?
- They're still out there.
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- Yeah, well, keep lookin'.
- Ginny just went in.
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Hey! You're not allowed
to think about her with her clothes off.
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You aren't even allowed
to look at her with her clothes on.
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Little dip.
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Hey, Tim. I was thinkin',
maybe we oughta invite Brian tonight.
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Why do we gotta invite a Jew?
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All we need now is a Communist
and a spic and we'd have the whole bit.
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You're really the tolerant type, Cavanaugh!
I notice you're still includin' yourself.
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Broads are broads. I just don't see
why we gotta invite a kite.
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Brian's a good guy.
Why don't you give him a chance?
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- He's ajerk, and a Jew jerk at that.
- All right. We won't ask him.
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You're a case, Cavanaugh.
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- They just went in. Miss Walker's with 'em.
- I gotta put my shoes on.
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You wouldn't know what to do
with Miss Walker even if she told ya.
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Billy...
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Billy.
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Let's go. Come on.
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Dammit. We missed 'em.
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Kong.
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- Dammit. I told you we were gonna miss 'em.
- That's OK, Pee Wee. We'll get 'em next time.
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Miss Walker. A real
woman, and I missed her.
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You're about to get laid by an exotic dancer.
That's a real woman.
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Yeah, you're right.
I gotta go home and warm up.
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Warm up?
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- Slow down. It's about a quarter of a mile.
- Will they find this place?
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- They'll be there. I took Conklin.
- I drew Cherry a map.
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- Cherry?
- Cherry Forever.
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- Cherry Forever?
- Her professional name.
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- Bullshit.
- Her professional name.
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Hot damn! Let's step on it.
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OK. The coast is clear.
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Let's go.
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"The coast is clear."
Do you believe this dialogue?
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Hey! Hey! Hold it.
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What's goin' on here? Where are they goin'?
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- They're goin' first. I'm sloppy second.
- I'm second.
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Come on, Meat. If you go first,
nobody else'll be able to touch the sides.
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Jeez.
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OK. Cherry's ready.
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- Everybody get their clothes off.
- What's this bullshit?
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- She's gotta make sure you're clean. No VD.
- How's she gonna tell by lookin' at us?
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She's done this so many times
she's practically a doctor.
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And who's gonna inspect her?
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You guys wanna get laid, or have a debate?
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OK, I'm ready.
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I'm gonna get laid.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus.
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Hey! Come on, boys. No strippin',
no dippin'. Come on, let's go.
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Watch me go.
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- Come on, man.
- Relax, will ya, for cryin' out loud?
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Wait a minute. How come
you guys ain't gettin' undressed?
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- We got inspected last week.
- Lucky you.
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- OK, Cherry.
- Come on, make a line. Look sharp.
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Gentlemen... Gentlemen.
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This is Miss Cherry Forever.
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Cherry, this is Steve.
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Hi, Steve.
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Cough.
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- And Cherry, this is Pee Wee.
- I'll say.
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What do you use for ajockstrap, kid?
A peanut shell and a rubber band?
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We might have to tie a board across his ass.
He's liable to fall in.
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Bastard, Tommy.
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Save your energy, Needle-Dick.
You're gonna need it.
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And this is Tim.
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- Hi, Tim.
- Howdy.
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Cherry, meet Frank Bell.
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Frankie?
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It's crooked.
You been screwin' around corners?
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And the pride of Angel Beach, Anthony
Tupperelo - affectionately known as "Meat".
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My God, the boy's deformed.
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OK, let's move it out.
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- Yo.
- You guys take a number,
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and sit down.
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- We'll just be a minute.
- Yeah, we know.
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- That boy really is deformed.
- I know.
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- Billy, this is John Conklin.
- Hi, Conklin.
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00:18:43,933 --> 00:18:46,477
OK, Cherry, sit down.
218
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:51,315
- She touched your nuts.
- At least I got nuts.
219
00:19:00,449 --> 00:19:03,828
Hey, wait. I got sloppy seconds,
you got ticklish thirds,
220
00:19:03,911 --> 00:19:07,874
you got filthy fourths, you got
fall-in fifths, you're slippery sixth,
221
00:19:07,957 --> 00:19:10,334
and you scrape her off
the mattress, Mickey.
222
00:19:10,418 --> 00:19:13,004
OK, Cherry. Cherry, get it started.
Go ahead.
223
00:19:13,087 --> 00:19:17,049
- Timmy, that's disg... Will you stop that?
- It wouldn't bother him.
224
00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:27,018
Don't stop.
Come on, keep pumpin', baby. Yeah.
225
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:31,063
- You're next, Pee Wee. You're next.
- We're gonna get laid. Oh, she's hot.
226
00:19:33,149 --> 00:19:35,359
- They're gonna shit.
- They're gonna shit.
227
00:19:35,443 --> 00:19:37,361
They're gonna shit.
228
00:19:37,612 --> 00:19:39,947
They're gonna shit.
229
00:19:42,158 --> 00:19:44,243
Come on, Billy.
230
00:19:45,578 --> 00:19:47,121
Go ahead. Go on.
231
00:19:47,205 --> 00:19:49,540
- What are you guys doin'?
- Yeah, let's go.
232
00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,752
- Give it to her, Billy.
- Oh, Billy. Keep pumpin'. Yeah.
233
00:19:52,835 --> 00:19:56,088
Keep pumpin', Billy.
Come on, keep pumpin', Billy.
234
00:19:58,466 --> 00:20:02,136
Tommy? Come on, baby.
Come on, Tommy. Get over here.
235
00:20:02,261 --> 00:20:06,724
Don't stop. Billy. Oh, Billy.
236
00:20:06,807 --> 00:20:09,810
- Oh, Billy. Oh, Tommy.
- Oh, shit.
237
00:20:10,061 --> 00:20:12,438
Keep pumpin'. Come on. Come on, Billy.
238
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,607
Come on. Yes.
239
00:20:15,399 --> 00:20:16,692
Oh, yes.
240
00:20:16,776 --> 00:20:19,904
Oh, Billy. You're so good I can't stand it.
241
00:20:19,987 --> 00:20:21,781
Come on, baby.
242
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,785
Don't stop.
243
00:20:28,329 --> 00:20:30,998
Oh, man. This broad must be from Brooklyn.
244
00:20:33,209 --> 00:20:35,294
Come on, don't stop.
245
00:20:39,048 --> 00:20:41,759
Hey, Cherry. Break the window.
246
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:51,936
What's goin' on? I'll kill you, white boy.
247
00:20:52,019 --> 00:20:54,146
What the hell was that?
248
00:20:54,230 --> 00:20:58,651
We didn't know she was your wife.
Besides, it wasn't me, it was him.
249
00:20:58,734 --> 00:21:02,071
- You're both dead men.
- What's this bullshit?
250
00:21:02,154 --> 00:21:06,242
- I'll kill you all, you peckerwoods.
- Look out, Tommy. Look out.
251
00:21:07,326 --> 00:21:08,744
No.
252
00:21:18,588 --> 00:21:19,839
Oh, shit.
253
00:21:25,803 --> 00:21:27,889
Come on.
254
00:21:29,432 --> 00:21:32,602
This way, Meat. Meat, this way. Run. Run.
255
00:21:43,779 --> 00:21:46,282
You... you sons of bitches.
256
00:21:47,617 --> 00:21:52,121
Wait, wait. Wait. Meat's still runnin'.
Come on, let's get him, guys.
257
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:12,266
- Slow night.
- Don't worry. That'll change soon enough.
258
00:22:20,691 --> 00:22:22,777
What'd I tell ya?
259
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:32,119
Can't wait to hear this story.
260
00:22:32,203 --> 00:22:36,040
I think I know that kid. Pee Wee Morris.
261
00:22:36,123 --> 00:22:39,377
- The basketball player?
- A friend of Mickey's, my brother.
262
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:43,130
- Well, what should we do?
- Pull him over.
263
00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:53,516
OK, pull over.
264
00:22:56,686 --> 00:22:59,105
OK, let me see your driver's license.
265
00:23:08,865 --> 00:23:12,243
Hey, Jarvis. I got
somethin' you can blow on.
266
00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:18,666
Hey, Mick. It's your brother.
267
00:23:22,420 --> 00:23:26,215
I got somethin'
you guys lost in the Everglades.
268
00:23:29,135 --> 00:23:33,306
- You bastards. You left me out there.
- We thought you ran all the way home.
269
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:36,684
- If we hadn't seen him, he would have.
- Funny! A brother act.
270
00:23:36,767 --> 00:23:40,229
- Tommy, where are my clothes?
- They're in my car.
271
00:23:41,147 --> 00:23:44,025
Stop it, Meat. Come on.
Come on, let's go.
272
00:23:45,318 --> 00:23:49,906
Cindy and I are bringin' the kids over
on Sunday. I'll see you then?
273
00:23:58,915 --> 00:24:01,417
Get rid of the beer, Cavanaugh.
274
00:24:04,212 --> 00:24:07,298
I'm sorry about that, Officer Jarvis.
275
00:24:15,389 --> 00:24:17,892
See you later, boys.
276
00:24:26,943 --> 00:24:30,112
Tim. You get your ass over here.
277
00:24:30,696 --> 00:24:33,741
Ginny, why don't you and
the girls go inside?
278
00:24:35,535 --> 00:24:38,829
- Yes, sir?
- I heard you ran tail-ass from some nigger.
279
00:24:38,913 --> 00:24:40,748
- No, we didn't.
- What's that?
280
00:24:40,831 --> 00:24:42,458
Who is this guy?
281
00:24:42,542 --> 00:24:45,378
- Tim's old man.
- Just got out of prison.
282
00:24:45,461 --> 00:24:48,297
You get your ass on home, boy, right now.
283
00:25:13,030 --> 00:25:16,033
- Shoulda left him there.
- What was he in for?
284
00:25:16,117 --> 00:25:20,538
Manslaughter. Killed a guy in a fight
and tore his ear off with his bare hands.
285
00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:23,583
Guess my old man's
not such a bad guy after all.
286
00:25:27,253 --> 00:25:29,505
What are you lookin'
so glum about, Pee Wee?
287
00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:33,968
Look, man, I gotta get laid. I go more
than a coupla weeks, I getjittery.
288
00:25:34,051 --> 00:25:38,431
- So you're due for a nervous breakdown.
- Funny, Tommy. Real funny!
289
00:25:38,514 --> 00:25:43,311
If he strikes out with Wendy Williams,
there's nothin' left but ham hocks.
290
00:25:43,811 --> 00:25:47,565
Maybe there's a horny midget
eatin' her heart out, waitin' for Pee Wee.
291
00:25:47,648 --> 00:25:50,902
- Come on, Meat. I'm serious.
- I'm just tryin' to help.
292
00:25:50,985 --> 00:25:54,030
- We need professional help.
- What are you talkin' about?
293
00:25:54,113 --> 00:25:57,617
- Porky's.
- Oh, come on. Don't start that stuff again.
294
00:25:57,700 --> 00:26:02,121
- You crazy? You'll get your throat slit.
- All you gotta do is know how to operate.
295
00:26:02,205 --> 00:26:06,083
- Porky is a badass redneck.
- You guys don't know how to talk redneck.
296
00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:12,006
Porky is a businessman. He just imported
a load of Cuban broads. They're fantastic.
297
00:26:12,089 --> 00:26:16,177
- How do you know?
- I got my sources. Upstairs is "Porky's Pen".
298
00:26:16,260 --> 00:26:20,681
You can party with the Cubans as long as you
let 'em know you know what you're doin'.
299
00:26:20,765 --> 00:26:22,892
- You sure?
- Does a bear shit in the woods?
300
00:26:22,975 --> 00:26:25,353
- Let's go now.
- We got a game tomorrow.
301
00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:28,064
- We need 30 bucks apiece.
- 30 bucks?
302
00:26:28,147 --> 00:26:30,483
But anything goes. We can go Friday night.
303
00:26:30,566 --> 00:26:34,070
It's "7" 0 miles out in the Everglades.
We got a game Saturday night.
304
00:26:34,153 --> 00:26:36,656
What do you say, Turner?
305
00:26:37,782 --> 00:26:39,867
Meat?
306
00:26:39,951 --> 00:26:44,247
Well, you know my motto:
"Give me pussy or give me death."
307
00:26:44,330 --> 00:26:46,457
Hot damn! There's my boy.
308
00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:50,962
- You know, I never had any Cuban pussy.
- Right, Pee Wee... Right.
309
00:26:52,421 --> 00:26:55,091
- "For the man who measures up."
- What is that?
310
00:26:55,174 --> 00:26:57,844
- It's for Pee Wee.
- Where did you get it?
311
00:26:57,927 --> 00:27:00,596
- Miami. One of those joke stores.
- Look at that.
312
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,890
- You're kiddin'.
- A ten-gallon condom.
313
00:27:02,974 --> 00:27:06,853
- It looks like King Kong's rubber.
- D'you like it?
314
00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:09,188
- I like it very...
- Jesus, Turner.
315
00:27:10,273 --> 00:27:12,650
Hi, Pee Wee.
316
00:27:14,193 --> 00:27:18,865
- OK, what'd you do now, Pee Wee?
- The little jerk put Bengay in my jockstrap.
317
00:27:18,948 --> 00:27:22,243
You shoulda seen him
hoppin' around like the Easter bunny.
318
00:27:22,326 --> 00:27:24,662
Who looks like the Easter bunny now?
319
00:27:24,745 --> 00:27:27,290
- Hey, Pee Wee.
- What do you want?
320
00:27:27,373 --> 00:27:31,252
- I got somethin' for ya.
- For me? What is it?
321
00:27:31,335 --> 00:27:35,339
- It's kinda like a trophy.
- A trophy? What are you talkin' about?
322
00:27:35,423 --> 00:27:39,093
- A trophy for you, my little Pee Wee.
- All right, a trophy. What for?
323
00:27:39,177 --> 00:27:43,139
For being the biggest dickhead
I ever went out with.
324
00:27:46,058 --> 00:27:48,769
Watch yourjock, Tommy. Watch yourjock.
325
00:27:52,899 --> 00:27:54,984
Get 'em, best boy.
326
00:27:57,987 --> 00:28:03,618
- Here, Meat. You can use that for a spare.
- Gimme a break, will ya, Turner?
327
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:06,412
- Wait a second.
- Pee Wee, you love it and you know it.
328
00:28:06,495 --> 00:28:09,373
- Wendy, I will get you.
- You had your chance.
329
00:28:13,961 --> 00:28:17,131
You know, Pee Wee,
you never looked so good.
330
00:28:17,215 --> 00:28:19,675
Nice face, Wendy! Get outta here.
331
00:28:21,302 --> 00:28:22,428
Hi, there.
332
00:28:22,678 --> 00:28:25,223
Come on, girls. Don't be scared.
333
00:28:29,393 --> 00:28:31,312
They love it. They love it.
334
00:28:31,395 --> 00:28:34,315
Tommy. Tommy...
335
00:28:56,128 --> 00:28:59,215
- "Your ass is mine" says Kong.
- No shit, Sherlock.
336
00:28:59,298 --> 00:29:01,425
- Tommy...
- Turner, you're dead.
337
00:29:08,516 --> 00:29:11,811
- Great defence!
- And you thought Jews were just smart.
338
00:29:11,894 --> 00:29:14,730
Turner. I wanna talk to you.
339
00:29:14,814 --> 00:29:17,650
Get in there, Young.
340
00:29:17,942 --> 00:29:20,903
- Back to work.
- Bye.
341
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,866
Damn. Oh, God.
342
00:29:24,949 --> 00:29:28,035
Well... Any luck?
343
00:29:28,119 --> 00:29:32,915
We've been out twice. Zero, man. Zilch.
That girl wants to be loved for her mind.
344
00:29:34,375 --> 00:29:40,423
You are drivin' me nuts with this howlin'.
What the hell does it mean? Come on, Fred.
345
00:29:40,506 --> 00:29:45,011
Up there, Roy. Just get her up there,
and all things shall be made clear.
346
00:29:45,094 --> 00:29:48,431
You're pullin' my chain, Fred.
The girl's a virgin.
347
00:29:48,514 --> 00:29:51,309
- And the Pope's Jewish.
- All right.
348
00:29:51,392 --> 00:29:55,938
So how do I get her up there? Put a rope
around her neck? Put handcuffs on her?
349
00:29:56,022 --> 00:29:58,107
Guile, charm, persuasion...
350
00:29:59,525 --> 00:30:02,028
And if that doesn't work, just ask her.
351
00:30:06,616 --> 00:30:09,702
So what happened? Two days' suspension?
352
00:30:09,785 --> 00:30:12,246
- Two games, and 2,000 laps.
- You're kiddin'.
353
00:30:12,330 --> 00:30:15,291
I'm gonna nail her fat ass.
354
00:30:20,922 --> 00:30:24,258
- Hey, Chief. What the hell is this?
- The sheriff's office.
355
00:30:24,342 --> 00:30:26,969
In Wallacetown?
Where the hell's Wallacetown?
356
00:30:27,053 --> 00:30:31,140
You're lookin' at it. It's Porky's
storm troopers. Porky Wallace, get it?
357
00:30:31,224 --> 00:30:33,309
Get this.
358
00:30:40,024 --> 00:30:42,109
Come on, man. Let's go.
359
00:30:56,666 --> 00:30:58,876
- What's this?
- It's a Pigmobile.
360
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:01,838
It's got a pink interior.
361
00:31:01,921 --> 00:31:06,050
- All right, let's go.
- All right, studs. Everyone got their ID?
362
00:31:10,972 --> 00:31:12,265
I left my ID at home.
363
00:31:12,348 --> 00:31:15,434
Every time we go somewhere,
you find some way to fuck it up.
364
00:31:15,518 --> 00:31:18,145
Pee Wee, they'll take your word for it.
365
00:31:18,229 --> 00:31:21,983
- I knew we shouldn't have brought him.
- I didn't do it on purpose, Tim.
366
00:31:22,066 --> 00:31:25,778
Will y'all knock it off? Jesus.
Meat, give Pee Wee your ID.
367
00:31:25,862 --> 00:31:30,074
- It's got my picture on it.
- You could be twins. Got any other cards?
368
00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:32,743
- Here, use this.
- That's my Bible-school card.
369
00:31:32,827 --> 00:31:36,289
Who'd believe a guy with
a Bible-school card would lie? Act cool.
370
00:31:36,372 --> 00:31:38,791
- Think you can handle that?
- Yeah, sure.
371
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:41,836
Act like you come here all the time,
but don't overdo it.
372
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:44,130
- I won't overdo it.
- Let's go.
373
00:31:58,477 --> 00:32:00,146
Yeah, OK.
374
00:32:00,229 --> 00:32:03,983
- It's a coupla years since I been to the joint.
- Yeah, sure. A regular.
375
00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:06,819
- Stop talkin' and start drinkin'.
- How's Porky?
376
00:32:06,903 --> 00:32:09,238
I haven't seen ol' Porky in...
377
00:32:12,909 --> 00:32:15,703
Holy shit. It's a pussy stampede.
378
00:32:21,876 --> 00:32:24,754
Come on, Tiger. Let's go get 'em.
379
00:32:37,517 --> 00:32:40,686
- Whaddaya want? Beer?
- Yeah, beer would be good.
380
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:43,773
♪ Heart throbs
381
00:32:43,856 --> 00:32:46,609
♪ Heart throbs
382
00:32:46,692 --> 00:32:48,778
♪ Heart throbs, heart throbs
383
00:32:51,364 --> 00:32:54,534
- That's a buck.
- I'll take care of this.
384
00:32:56,577 --> 00:32:58,663
It's a buck apiece.
385
00:33:04,544 --> 00:33:07,463
- Wanna take a peek?
- Yeah. Yeah.
386
00:33:07,547 --> 00:33:10,466
- Two.
- Yeah, let's see 'em both.
387
00:33:12,134 --> 00:33:15,471
It means it'll cost you
two bucks to see 'em, stupid.
388
00:33:15,555 --> 00:33:19,976
Oh, shit, I knew that. I'm just tryin'
to have some fun with the broad.
389
00:33:26,899 --> 00:33:30,444
This broad's hot. She's really hot.
390
00:33:30,528 --> 00:33:33,865
♪ She took the seat beside me
and we rode to paradise
391
00:33:33,948 --> 00:33:36,868
♪ Heart throbs
392
00:34:00,183 --> 00:34:03,519
- Way to go, Tiger.
- You sure took care of those guys.
393
00:34:03,603 --> 00:34:06,606
The guy tried to muff-dive
one of the strippers.
394
00:34:06,689 --> 00:34:09,317
He stuck his nose right in it.
395
00:34:10,151 --> 00:34:13,070
- Mickey.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
396
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:26,876
It's your night, Tiger.
Pick the one you want.
397
00:34:30,129 --> 00:34:33,174
I'll take care of it, I'll take care of it.
398
00:34:33,257 --> 00:34:36,260
- Barkeep, I'd like to talk to Porky.
- Porky's busy.
399
00:34:36,344 --> 00:34:40,389
He ain't too busy for what I wanna
talk about. I wanna pay for some pussy.
400
00:34:40,473 --> 00:34:43,601
- Pay me.
- I wanna talk to Porky.
401
00:34:45,186 --> 00:34:47,271
OK, if that's what you want.
402
00:34:51,484 --> 00:34:55,363
See? You just gotta
show 'em who's boss, right? Now...
403
00:34:55,446 --> 00:34:58,407
In a minute, darlin'.
Now, sit here and do nothin'.
404
00:34:58,491 --> 00:35:01,911
The racket is to get you
to buy these broads overpriced drinks.
405
00:35:01,994 --> 00:35:05,331
No kiddin'? Hey, Mickey. Porky.
406
00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:20,471
- Who's askin' to see me?
- Well... Mr Porky, I am.
407
00:35:20,555 --> 00:35:22,640
What do you want?
408
00:35:22,723 --> 00:35:27,478
My friends and I would like to party
with five of your girls in Porky's Pen.
409
00:35:27,562 --> 00:35:30,523
- You want five of my piglets up in the pen?
- Yes, sir.
410
00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:33,234
- For how long?
- An hour.
411
00:35:33,317 --> 00:35:36,070
- What you got to spend? Bottle caps?
- 100 bucks.
412
00:35:36,988 --> 00:35:39,448
100 dollars for five ladies?
413
00:35:40,950 --> 00:35:43,160
- Go home, snotnose.
- Hey, Porky...
414
00:35:43,244 --> 00:35:46,581
- Mr Porky.
- How many girls can we have for 100 bucks?
415
00:35:47,999 --> 00:35:52,170
There's five of you, right?
That's a lot of horny dicks.
416
00:35:52,253 --> 00:35:54,547
Two girls for an hour,
three for a half hour.
417
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:57,216
- That's all?
- Hey! Nobody's forcin' ya.
418
00:35:57,300 --> 00:36:00,761
It's a long ride back home,
and it's even longer with a hard-on.
419
00:36:00,845 --> 00:36:05,141
- OK. We'll take three for 30 minutes.
- OK. Pick out what you want.
420
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:10,438
Her... Her in the... And her.
421
00:36:11,731 --> 00:36:13,900
Hey! That's cash in advance.
422
00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,944
No, Mick.
423
00:36:17,028 --> 00:36:20,823
- Hey, you. That's the only way I do business.
- OK. OK, no problem.
424
00:36:20,907 --> 00:36:24,493
Got it right here. 20, 40, 50...
425
00:36:24,577 --> 00:36:27,496
Not me. You pay the bartender,
you ridiculous dude.
426
00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:30,458
And if any of you
get outta line with any of my girls,
427
00:36:30,541 --> 00:36:34,378
I'm gonna kick your candied asses
all the way back to Angel Beach.
428
00:36:34,462 --> 00:36:37,048
- You hear me?
- Yes, sir.
429
00:36:37,131 --> 00:36:40,593
See that doorway over there?
You step in there and wait.
430
00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:44,430
- It's dark. I don't want you to be surprised.
- What's this bullshit?
431
00:36:44,514 --> 00:36:49,977
This bullshit is, you're underage kids
and I don't want my liquor license revoked.
432
00:36:50,061 --> 00:36:53,898
The sheriff out here
happens to be a badass mother?
433
00:36:55,107 --> 00:36:58,903
I don't want nobody
to see none of ya with any of my girls.
434
00:36:59,695 --> 00:37:01,989
Now that's the back way up to the pen.
435
00:37:02,949 --> 00:37:06,077
Go through the door and wait for a knock.
436
00:37:08,287 --> 00:37:10,540
- That door over there?
- That door.
437
00:37:10,623 --> 00:37:17,046
Wait for a knock, step through another door, and you're in.
And the girls'll be waiting.
438
00:37:17,129 --> 00:37:19,549
- You like that, kid?
- Yeah.
439
00:37:19,632 --> 00:37:22,134
I'll give you a night to remember.
440
00:37:23,177 --> 00:37:25,847
You little piece of shit.
441
00:37:33,855 --> 00:37:36,774
Did you see those broads?
They're really hot.
442
00:37:36,858 --> 00:37:39,151
They're paid to be hot, Casanova.
443
00:37:39,235 --> 00:37:43,364
- I don't like this. We're being had.
- Tim, it's under control.
444
00:37:43,447 --> 00:37:47,410
- I smell pussy behind that door.
- I can't feel any door.
445
00:37:47,493 --> 00:37:49,871
- I knew it.
- Are you ready, boys?
446
00:37:49,954 --> 00:37:52,373
I told ya. Hell, yeah, we're ready.
447
00:37:53,207 --> 00:37:56,752
- Are you sure you're ready?
- Yeah. Come on, let's go.
448
00:37:57,545 --> 00:38:00,965
OK. Here comes your night to remember.
449
00:38:07,388 --> 00:38:11,267
- I'm drownin'. I'm drownin'.
- Asshole. It's only two feet deep.
450
00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:17,148
- Nice work, Jarvis. Great work!
- Mickey. You promised to get me laid.
451
00:38:17,231 --> 00:38:20,234
- You're a horseshit procurer.
- I'll take care of it.
452
00:38:20,318 --> 00:38:22,904
- We're out 20 bucks apiece.
- I'll take care of it.
453
00:38:22,987 --> 00:38:27,116
Set 'em up, bartender. Whatever they want.
454
00:38:30,703 --> 00:38:33,456
Shut the fuck up.
455
00:38:33,539 --> 00:38:36,167
I wanna see Porky,
and I wanna see him now.
456
00:38:36,250 --> 00:38:38,503
Get that piece of pigshit out here.
457
00:38:41,589 --> 00:38:43,841
How was the pussy, boys?
458
00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:52,225
- I want a piece of your fat ass.
- Sure you do.
459
00:38:52,308 --> 00:38:56,687
- Let's step outside. We don't wanna...
- Play fair with me, fat man.
460
00:39:01,484 --> 00:39:04,320
Mickey, I don't mind you
being stupid, but this is crazy.
461
00:39:04,403 --> 00:39:06,489
Get outta here.
462
00:39:23,923 --> 00:39:28,469
- Dammit. The damn sheriff.
- Hold it.
463
00:39:31,013 --> 00:39:33,558
Hold it.
464
00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:37,311
You better fuckin' freeze, buster.
465
00:39:41,607 --> 00:39:43,150
What's goin' on, Pork?
466
00:39:43,234 --> 00:39:46,237
I was givin' the place an enema,
and this pile of shit...
467
00:39:47,154 --> 00:39:49,407
Shut up, boy.
468
00:39:49,490 --> 00:39:52,368
Just shut up.
469
00:39:54,537 --> 00:39:58,291
Well, it looks like to me
we got five Angel Beach assholes here.
470
00:40:00,918 --> 00:40:03,629
Yes, sir. Five walkin', talkin' rectums.
471
00:40:08,676 --> 00:40:11,637
- Where's your car, boy?
- Right there.
472
00:40:15,975 --> 00:40:18,895
- You from Seward County?
- Yeah.
473
00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:21,105
I don't know about Seward County,
474
00:40:21,189 --> 00:40:24,692
but we got laws here
about drivin' with busted headlights.
475
00:40:24,775 --> 00:40:29,197
- I don't have a busted headlight.
- Don't have a busted headlight?
476
00:40:29,530 --> 00:40:31,616
Shit.
477
00:40:32,783 --> 00:40:35,620
Now that's a $35 fine,
35 bucks or a night in jail.
478
00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:38,915
Shit. I got 15 bucks.
479
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:42,335
- I got five.
- You got five, you got 15?
480
00:40:42,418 --> 00:40:44,545
- I got 12.
- I think I got three.
481
00:40:44,629 --> 00:40:46,714
Watch this.
482
00:40:47,965 --> 00:40:50,051
Goddammit.
483
00:40:51,969 --> 00:40:55,932
You got a busted taillight, too.
That's 20 more dollars. Can you cover it?
484
00:40:56,015 --> 00:40:59,143
- I got ten.
- Give it to me. Gimme all you got.
485
00:41:06,484 --> 00:41:10,154
I guess I can show leniency
for first offenders. Whaddaya say, Pork?
486
00:41:10,238 --> 00:41:13,032
Shall I give these nice lads a break?
487
00:41:13,115 --> 00:41:17,453
They seem like a nice bunch
of clean-cut Angel Beach pussies.
488
00:41:17,828 --> 00:41:21,332
A little smelly... Yeah, give 'em a break.
489
00:41:23,376 --> 00:41:28,923
You heard the man. You get your candy asses
back to Seward County, and keep 'em there.
490
00:41:29,006 --> 00:41:31,384
This here's a man's county.
491
00:41:31,467 --> 00:41:35,596
Go on, get the fuck out. Go on. Come on.
492
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,686
Go on. Here we go.
493
00:41:43,020 --> 00:41:47,149
- Here we go. Go on home now.
- I don't think they'll be comin' back.
494
00:41:48,025 --> 00:41:50,111
Let's get back inside.
495
00:41:56,826 --> 00:41:59,537
Worst thing is, you guys are out 100 bucks.
496
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:02,248
- This is the kind of thing you write off.
- Here.
497
00:42:02,331 --> 00:42:04,417
- Again?
- I got it last time.
498
00:42:06,335 --> 00:42:10,590
- Mick, I'm telling you, they're bad mothers.
- I'm goin' back to get that pig.
499
00:42:10,673 --> 00:42:13,718
- Yeah, right, Mick!
- Yeah, Meat.
500
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:16,679
Mickey, are you crazy?
501
00:42:18,389 --> 00:42:23,144
- What are you, a big man?
- Forget it, OK? We lost.
502
00:42:23,227 --> 00:42:26,772
What do you think this is?
What are you, a tough guy or somethin'?
503
00:42:26,856 --> 00:42:29,483
- Evenin', boys.
- Hello, Ted.
504
00:42:30,234 --> 00:42:35,323
You don't look too terrific, little brother.
I hear you tried to butt heads with Porky.
505
00:42:35,406 --> 00:42:39,827
- I'd have whipped him without that sheriff.
- That scumbag sheriff sided with Porky.
506
00:42:40,161 --> 00:42:43,164
- That "scumbag sheriff" is Porky's brother.
- What?
507
00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:45,208
- Shit.
- Unbelievable.
508
00:42:45,291 --> 00:42:48,377
- Now, just where were you headed?
- Back to Porky's.
509
00:42:48,461 --> 00:42:51,672
Well, if he kicks your ass again,
then what are you gonna do?
510
00:42:51,756 --> 00:42:54,258
I'll go back, and just keep goin' back.
511
00:42:55,510 --> 00:42:58,346
This guy's dangerous.
He's playin' with you now,
512
00:42:58,429 --> 00:43:02,475
but he's gonna get tired of you,
then he's gonna hurt you bad.
513
00:43:05,144 --> 00:43:07,522
Am I gonna have to take you home myself?
514
00:43:07,605 --> 00:43:09,690
All right, I'm goin' home.
515
00:43:17,365 --> 00:43:19,450
Redneck.
516
00:43:19,534 --> 00:43:23,538
- Do you think he's really goin' back?
- Runs in the family, I'm afraid.
517
00:43:23,621 --> 00:43:26,916
- What's up?
- He wanted to go after Porky.
518
00:43:26,999 --> 00:43:29,085
Just hope he lives to outgrow it.
519
00:43:40,513 --> 00:43:43,391
The girls are waiting, Miss Honeywell.
520
00:43:58,948 --> 00:44:02,326
- How's Lassie?
- Lassie's fine.
521
00:44:02,410 --> 00:44:04,829
She's still a virgin, but she's fine.
522
00:44:04,912 --> 00:44:09,959
You, on the other hand, are gonna be dead if
you don't tell me why they call her Lassie.
523
00:44:28,102 --> 00:44:33,316
Cavanaugh, you get wiped out by that trick
every time. When are you gonna learn, son?
524
00:44:44,744 --> 00:44:47,663
- Cavanaugh, off the floor.
- It was an accident, Coach.
525
00:44:47,747 --> 00:44:52,793
Bullshit. That was no accident. Off the floor, now.
You're suspended indefinitely.
526
00:44:52,877 --> 00:44:55,379
Nobody who plays like that plays for me.
527
00:44:55,796 --> 00:44:57,882
Move.
528
00:44:59,509 --> 00:45:01,802
You all right, son?
529
00:45:01,886 --> 00:45:03,971
Yeah.
530
00:45:17,193 --> 00:45:19,987
Anybody wanna go
fly a kite with me tonight?
531
00:45:20,071 --> 00:45:22,949
I think it's great weather
for flyin' kites.
532
00:45:24,075 --> 00:45:27,495
I wonder if there are
any kites around here we can fly.
533
00:45:28,287 --> 00:45:30,665
Hey, listen, Cavanaugh.
534
00:45:30,748 --> 00:45:34,252
It's not "kites". It's "kike".
535
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:36,838
K-I-k-e. Kike.
536
00:45:38,381 --> 00:45:41,467
You know, you're too stupid
to even be a good bigot.
537
00:45:41,551 --> 00:45:46,305
Behind the gym, Jew-boy, as soon as
the coaches have gone. Jew-boy.
538
00:45:46,389 --> 00:45:48,474
Suit yourself.
539
00:45:57,441 --> 00:45:59,527
Asshole.
540
00:46:22,508 --> 00:46:25,261
- Shit. This guy's a ringer.
- Yeah.
541
00:46:30,892 --> 00:46:34,020
- Get him, Tim.
- Come on, Timmy.
542
00:46:36,981 --> 00:46:39,275
Nice move, Tim.
543
00:46:40,568 --> 00:46:43,404
Get him, Tim.
544
00:46:43,988 --> 00:46:46,073
Get him, Timmy.
545
00:46:49,702 --> 00:46:51,787
Jeez.
546
00:46:54,749 --> 00:46:58,294
All right, Tim. That's enough.
Knock it off. That's enough.
547
00:46:58,377 --> 00:47:00,463
All right. It's over. Let me go.
548
00:47:01,672 --> 00:47:04,300
All right, shake hands.
549
00:47:05,218 --> 00:47:07,303
Go on.
550
00:47:15,645 --> 00:47:18,189
How did you learn to fight like that?
551
00:47:18,272 --> 00:47:22,652
Listen, when you're Jewish, you either
learn to fight or you take a lotta shit.
552
00:47:22,735 --> 00:47:27,782
I don't like to take shit, so I learned
how to box, and I studied a little jujitsu.
553
00:47:27,865 --> 00:47:31,410
That Japanese stuff, right?
How often have you had to use it?
554
00:47:31,494 --> 00:47:34,038
Well, this was the first time.
555
00:47:34,121 --> 00:47:38,084
- Were you sure you'd remember how?
- Well, I was hopin'.
556
00:47:40,336 --> 00:47:45,258
Look, Brian. Tim's our buddy, but you
gotta understand, he's got problems.
557
00:47:46,175 --> 00:47:47,677
I noticed.
558
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:51,722
It's easy for him to take it out on you,
cos he thinks you're puttin' him down.
559
00:47:51,806 --> 00:47:54,267
He's not a bad guy.
560
00:47:54,350 --> 00:47:56,435
He's a prick.
561
00:48:00,106 --> 00:48:02,567
- You're right. He's a prick.
- He's a schmuck.
562
00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:05,403
- What?
- A schmuck.
563
00:48:05,486 --> 00:48:08,447
That's Jewish for "prick", right?
564
00:48:08,531 --> 00:48:11,701
- Yeah, sort of.
- Yeah, well...
565
00:48:11,784 --> 00:48:14,954
Anyway, even though he's a schmuck and...
566
00:48:16,122 --> 00:48:21,294
We don't like everything he does,
but he's still our buddy, you know?
567
00:48:21,377 --> 00:48:23,462
I... I understand.
568
00:48:25,631 --> 00:48:29,177
Well, listen, I gotta go.
See you guys later.
569
00:48:30,136 --> 00:48:33,264
- Take it easy, Brian.
- So long, Brian.
570
00:48:49,322 --> 00:48:52,241
This is great. I'm gonna get her.
571
00:48:52,325 --> 00:48:55,203
This is great. It's
great, Meat, it's great.
572
00:48:55,786 --> 00:48:57,955
I know I got her.
573
00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:04,337
- Wendy, hon, would you get that for me?
- You got it.
574
00:49:14,514 --> 00:49:17,433
- Deadbeats.
- Hello. Hi.
575
00:49:17,517 --> 00:49:21,521
I... I'm lookin' for a friend of mine.
He's supposed to be there.
576
00:49:21,604 --> 00:49:24,607
- What's his name?
- His name's Michael Hunt.
577
00:49:27,818 --> 00:49:31,697
- Mike. Mike, yes.
- Mike Hunt? OK, just hang on a minute.
578
00:49:31,781 --> 00:49:34,200
Is Mike Hunt here?
579
00:49:38,287 --> 00:49:40,373
Is Mike Hunt here?
580
00:49:45,336 --> 00:49:48,130
Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
581
00:49:49,966 --> 00:49:52,969
Practically everybody in town,
from what I hear.
582
00:49:53,803 --> 00:49:57,849
Hey, Frank, ask one of the carhops
if Mike Hunt's outside.
583
00:50:00,059 --> 00:50:03,729
- Telephone call for Mike Hunt.
- I got her. I got her.
584
00:50:04,772 --> 00:50:09,485
Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?
Is Mike Hunt in the parking lot?
585
00:50:10,611 --> 00:50:12,697
Do you know Mike...
586
00:50:13,906 --> 00:50:16,951
Oh, God!
587
00:50:17,034 --> 00:50:19,412
- Pee Wee.
- Got her, Tommy.
588
00:50:19,495 --> 00:50:23,040
Pee Wee, I'm gonna get you.
You little prick.
589
00:50:23,916 --> 00:50:26,377
And I mean that literally.
590
00:50:54,030 --> 00:50:56,741
What's wrong with Meat?
I thought he didn't drink.
591
00:50:56,824 --> 00:51:00,578
He doesn't. But he found out today
he got turned down by Princeton.
592
00:51:00,661 --> 00:51:03,998
Princeton sucks. It sucks.
593
00:51:04,457 --> 00:51:07,668
I thought he had scholarship offers
from 60 other colleges.
594
00:51:07,752 --> 00:51:12,215
He does, but for some reason
he had his heart set on Princeton.
595
00:51:12,298 --> 00:51:14,383
This chilli tastes like shit.
596
00:51:19,222 --> 00:51:21,724
Oh, shit.
597
00:51:21,807 --> 00:51:26,062
Pee Wee, would you get me some sugar
from the end of the counter?
598
00:51:28,689 --> 00:51:31,442
That boy been drinkin'?
599
00:51:31,526 --> 00:51:33,861
No, sir, Officer. Our friend is a diabetic.
600
00:51:33,945 --> 00:51:36,531
Thank you for bringing Anthony some sugar.
601
00:51:36,614 --> 00:51:41,661
How many cubes of sugar does your cousin
require when he's had too much insulin?
602
00:51:43,329 --> 00:51:48,876
Two cubes of sugar
usually is enough to bring Anthony around.
603
00:51:52,713 --> 00:51:55,007
Feel better now?
604
00:52:08,563 --> 00:52:13,025
Gee, I've never seen anybody
drown in a bowl of chilli before.
605
00:52:15,653 --> 00:52:19,156
Me neither. I wouldn't even know
how to fill out the forms on that.
606
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:22,034
Yeah, you're right.
It would be a lotta hassle.
607
00:52:22,118 --> 00:52:24,537
I guess we'd better save him.
608
00:52:24,620 --> 00:52:27,039
Yeah, I guess we'd better.
609
00:52:30,293 --> 00:52:34,088
You know, I'm no doctor, but I could
swear this youngster's inebriated.
610
00:52:34,172 --> 00:52:36,549
- No, sir. He's not inebriated.
- Not at all.
611
00:52:37,466 --> 00:52:40,553
Well, now,
if you guys say he's a diabetic, OK.
612
00:52:40,636 --> 00:52:44,515
But if we find out he's drunk,
we're gonna book you as accessories.
613
00:52:44,599 --> 00:52:48,019
- He's bombed.
- The son of a bitch does it all the time.
614
00:52:54,108 --> 00:52:58,654
Officer. Excuse me, but I couldn't
help but notice what's been happening here.
615
00:52:58,738 --> 00:53:02,408
- And who are you?
- Just a bystander. Brian Schwartz.
616
00:53:02,491 --> 00:53:04,994
Now, I don't know if this is important,
617
00:53:05,077 --> 00:53:09,415
but I overheard this poor fellow saying
the reason he'd gotten drunk...
618
00:53:09,499 --> 00:53:11,709
that his girlfriend broke up with him.
619
00:53:11,792 --> 00:53:15,630
Now, tell me, gentlemen,
wouldn't you be likely to toss down a few
620
00:53:15,713 --> 00:53:18,591
if the woman you loved
turned her back on you?
621
00:53:18,674 --> 00:53:21,469
If my wife left me, I'd get drunk forjoy.
622
00:53:22,512 --> 00:53:25,765
All right.
Get him outta here, and get him home.
623
00:53:25,848 --> 00:53:27,808
- Now.
- Thank you, Officer.
624
00:53:27,892 --> 00:53:29,977
Will do.
625
00:53:35,775 --> 00:53:39,403
- You're one smooth mother, Schwartz.
- Well, you do what you can.
626
00:53:45,326 --> 00:53:48,412
- It's Mickey.
- Porky's.
627
00:53:48,496 --> 00:53:50,790
Here we go again.
628
00:53:57,171 --> 00:53:59,257
Holy shit.
629
00:54:00,716 --> 00:54:03,302
- Did you whip him?
- Hell, yes.
630
00:54:03,386 --> 00:54:06,639
I used my face
to break the son of a bitch's hand.
631
00:54:11,185 --> 00:54:13,354
Pee Wee, you better go call Ted.
632
00:54:14,730 --> 00:54:17,483
- I don't feel so good...
- I hate to do this,
633
00:54:17,567 --> 00:54:20,528
but I think we better
get him to a hospital.
634
00:54:20,611 --> 00:54:23,781
- Hospital. Hospital.
- Mickey, where are you goin'?
635
00:54:23,865 --> 00:54:27,618
I'm goin' home, you son of a bitch.
Where d'you think?
636
00:54:27,702 --> 00:54:30,580
Don't worry, old buddy.
I learned my lesson.
637
00:54:38,921 --> 00:54:42,008
We're gonna have to baby-sit with him.
638
00:54:42,091 --> 00:54:44,177
That won't stop him.
639
00:55:05,990 --> 00:55:09,076
- Did you see Timmy's face?
- Yeah, we saw it.
640
00:55:11,078 --> 00:55:13,164
Shorts, shirt...
641
00:55:13,372 --> 00:55:16,542
You really worked him over,
didn't you, Schwartz?
642
00:55:16,626 --> 00:55:20,630
Hey, I didn't do that. I hardly touched
his face. I couldn't have done that.
643
00:55:20,713 --> 00:55:23,799
- No, you didn't do it.
- Well, what happened?
644
00:55:23,883 --> 00:55:28,346
- His old man.
- His father? Why?
645
00:55:28,429 --> 00:55:31,224
Cos he got into a fight with a Jew
and he lost.
646
00:55:48,616 --> 00:55:51,369
Coach, can I talk to you about Cavanaugh?
647
00:55:57,792 --> 00:56:02,004
- Come on, Lynn.
- Brackett, you know I don't go all the way.
648
00:56:02,088 --> 00:56:07,134
Who said anythin' about goin' all the way?
We're just gonna have a cup of coffee.
649
00:56:07,218 --> 00:56:10,012
- No. No, no, no, no.
- Come on, Lynn.
650
00:56:10,096 --> 00:56:12,181
I'll tell you a little secret.
651
00:56:14,809 --> 00:56:20,064
- How do you know that?
- Miss Honeywell, do you mind?
652
00:56:20,147 --> 00:56:23,442
- Do I mind what?
- It's disgusting.
653
00:56:25,152 --> 00:56:30,950
The two of you, squirming about
like a pair of eels in heat.
654
00:56:31,033 --> 00:56:32,785
- You're a disgrace.
- Yeah?
655
00:56:32,869 --> 00:56:36,747
Well, it beats waddlin' around
like a frigid hippopotamus, Beulah.
656
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:38,916
What did you call me?
657
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,420
Beulah... Beulah Ballbreaker.
658
00:56:42,503 --> 00:56:46,841
- Who do you think you're talking to?
- Well, if I heard a hurdy-gurdy playin',
659
00:56:46,924 --> 00:56:49,760
I'd think I was talkin'
to the fat lady in the circus.
660
00:56:49,844 --> 00:56:55,433
But I guess I'm talkin' to a ton of bad
news named Beulah, Beulah, Beulah.
661
00:56:55,516 --> 00:56:58,561
- Look, ladies, I don't think this...
- You butt out.
662
00:56:58,644 --> 00:57:01,480
Moral turpitude.
663
00:57:01,564 --> 00:57:03,649
- What?
- Moral turpitude.
664
00:57:03,733 --> 00:57:07,195
Read your contract, Miss Honeywell.
665
00:57:07,278 --> 00:57:10,990
I'll have you fired for moral turpitude.
666
00:57:11,073 --> 00:57:16,120
You can take your moral turpitude and you
can stick it up the old gazoo, Beulah.
667
00:57:17,371 --> 00:57:22,668
- Gee, Lynn, I don't know. "Moral turpitude".
- Oh, come on.
668
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:27,465
All right, Brian.
669
00:57:30,051 --> 00:57:32,720
- I'll talk to Coach Goodenough.
- I appreciate that.
670
00:57:32,803 --> 00:57:37,391
But don't expect too much.
Now, come on, we're late for practice.
671
00:57:48,361 --> 00:57:50,446
Smell.
672
00:57:54,784 --> 00:57:56,869
Smell that air.
673
00:57:57,912 --> 00:57:59,997
Oh, boy.
674
00:58:00,540 --> 00:58:02,625
Oh, boy.
675
00:58:03,167 --> 00:58:07,338
The boys' locker room always turned me on.
676
00:58:07,421 --> 00:58:10,132
- Really?
- Yeah.
677
00:58:10,508 --> 00:58:12,885
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
678
00:58:15,513 --> 00:58:17,723
Yeah.
679
00:58:18,432 --> 00:58:20,518
Yeah.
680
00:58:29,861 --> 00:58:33,698
I mean, it turns me on.
It always has. I... I don't know why.
681
00:58:33,781 --> 00:58:37,743
That's really interesting, Lynn,
but why don't you give me a hand here?
682
00:58:37,827 --> 00:58:41,330
It always turned me on,
and I really don't know why.
683
00:58:41,414 --> 00:58:43,499
Who cares?
684
00:58:48,171 --> 00:58:50,882
I gotta know... I believe in frankness...
685
00:58:51,757 --> 00:58:55,178
Why do they call you Lassie?
686
00:58:56,053 --> 00:58:58,055
I... I...
687
00:58:58,139 --> 00:59:01,184
I... don't... don't...
688
00:59:13,279 --> 00:59:15,364
What in the world...?
689
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,171
Come on, Lynn. Time out. Time out.
690
00:59:40,473 --> 00:59:42,767
Lynn. Lynn.
691
00:59:42,850 --> 00:59:45,561
Be quiet! Be quiet, be quiet, be...
692
00:59:45,645 --> 00:59:47,730
Please be quiet.
693
00:59:56,656 --> 00:59:58,741
- Yes.
- Why, yes.
694
00:59:58,824 --> 01:00:00,535
- Yes.
- Yes.
695
01:00:00,618 --> 01:00:02,537
- Yes.
- Yes.
696
01:00:02,620 --> 01:00:04,705
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes. Yes.
697
01:00:05,623 --> 01:00:07,708
- Yes. Yes.
- Yes.
698
01:00:08,125 --> 01:00:11,045
Yes. Yes. Yes.
699
01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:13,089
- No.
- Yes.
700
01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:15,299
- No.
- Yes.
701
01:00:20,721 --> 01:00:22,807
Oh, goddammit.
702
01:01:02,972 --> 01:01:05,057
Now.
703
01:01:20,907 --> 01:01:22,992
Gas.
704
01:01:29,415 --> 01:01:33,544
Sorry I'm late, Coach,
but I had a case of the runs.
705
01:01:33,628 --> 01:01:37,757
Boy, it hurt like hell.
You probably heard me all the way out here.
706
01:01:37,840 --> 01:01:40,635
- Must be catching.
- How's that?
707
01:01:40,718 --> 01:01:46,140
I hope you haven't grown too attached
to Angel Beach, Coach Brackett.
708
01:01:46,224 --> 01:01:49,352
All right, boys.
709
01:01:53,606 --> 01:01:55,691
- This is the best one yet.
- What now?
710
01:01:55,775 --> 01:01:58,819
All you need is a watermelon
and two jelly doughnuts.
711
01:01:58,903 --> 01:02:02,949
- I'm not takin' a shower with him.
- Religious fanatics.
712
01:02:03,032 --> 01:02:07,161
Hey, Mickey, how's it goin'? Listen,
we're about to go on a beaver shoot.
713
01:02:07,245 --> 01:02:09,539
- You wanna come?
- Nah, I got things to do.
714
01:02:09,622 --> 01:02:12,333
You're not thinkin' of
goin' back out there?
715
01:02:12,416 --> 01:02:15,336
Hell, no. They got some badasses out there.
716
01:02:15,419 --> 01:02:18,047
Not to worry, gentlemen.
Tupperelo's on the job.
717
01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:20,508
If he goes there again, I'll work him over.
718
01:02:20,591 --> 01:02:23,261
When I get through,
he'll think Porky's his momma.
719
01:02:23,344 --> 01:02:26,138
You'd be an idiot
to mess with those shitkickers.
720
01:02:26,222 --> 01:02:29,934
Hey, you guys. They're goin' in.
Miss Walker's with 'em. Come on.
721
01:02:30,017 --> 01:02:33,020
See you later, Mick.
722
01:02:33,104 --> 01:02:35,189
Right.
723
01:02:41,487 --> 01:02:43,823
Jesus Christ. It's the mother lode.
724
01:02:43,906 --> 01:02:47,034
I've never seen so much wool.
You could knit a sweater.
725
01:02:52,665 --> 01:02:57,003
This has gotta be the biggest beaver shoot
in the history of Florida.
726
01:03:01,382 --> 01:03:04,510
Dammit. It's Blubber McNeil.
I can't see a thing, dammit.
727
01:03:04,802 --> 01:03:06,929
Would ya be quiet?
728
01:03:17,106 --> 01:03:19,775
They're startin' to leave. Shit.
729
01:03:19,859 --> 01:03:22,653
- Hey, beat it, would ya?
- But I'm missin' it, man.
730
01:03:22,904 --> 01:03:25,615
Would ya shut up?
And you stay on your side.
731
01:03:30,411 --> 01:03:33,956
One, two, three, four, up, down.
732
01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:38,002
And one, two, three, four, up, down.
733
01:03:47,053 --> 01:03:49,889
Goddammit. Will you move it, you lard-ass?
734
01:03:56,729 --> 01:04:00,983
- Sounds like a guy's voice.
- Yeah, but where's it comin' from?
735
01:04:08,282 --> 01:04:11,744
- Is that Tommy Turner?
- Yeah, who is it? Who's back there?
736
01:04:11,828 --> 01:04:14,330
Horny bastards. Get outta here.
737
01:04:14,789 --> 01:04:18,000
Don't be alarmed, girls.
This is your health department.
738
01:04:18,084 --> 01:04:20,378
We're checking out unlicensed pussies.
739
01:04:20,461 --> 01:04:24,507
- Please step forward and spread your legs.
- What are you testin' for?
740
01:04:24,590 --> 01:04:27,552
Originality, neatness and hygiene.
741
01:04:29,470 --> 01:04:33,099
You'd better get outta here,
otherwise you could get in big trouble.
742
01:04:33,182 --> 01:04:38,312
If Pee Wee's with you, you better
cover his eyes. He might get confused.
743
01:04:43,526 --> 01:04:46,779
They're hot. These broads are hot.
They want us to look.
744
01:04:46,863 --> 01:04:50,241
- They're hot, I'm tellin' ya.
- Well, they ain't leavin'.
745
01:04:51,117 --> 01:04:53,244
Well, let's find out.
746
01:04:58,457 --> 01:05:01,502
- What are they doin'?
- Shit. One's comin' for it.
747
01:05:11,679 --> 01:05:14,557
Shit. Bitch. Funny?
748
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,019
All right, I'll give ya
somethin' to play with.
749
01:05:18,394 --> 01:05:20,813
Tommy, what are you doin'?
750
01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:35,036
Here, chickie chickie. Good chickie. Here, chickie.
Chickie chickie? Here, chickie.
751
01:05:35,119 --> 01:05:38,414
- Here, chickie.
- Wait a minute. I know that guy.
752
01:05:47,006 --> 01:05:49,217
- What's... what's goin' on?
- Tommy...
753
01:05:50,593 --> 01:05:53,054
Hey, hold still, man. She's comin' for it.
754
01:05:54,347 --> 01:05:56,432
Are you shittin' me?
755
01:05:59,852 --> 01:06:01,646
She's droolin'.
756
01:06:01,729 --> 01:06:07,401
Hi. I'm Paulie the Penis,
and I just love to have fun.
757
01:06:11,405 --> 01:06:16,244
Hold still, man. She's comin' for it.
Oh, boy. She really wants it.
758
01:06:17,829 --> 01:06:19,914
Here she comes.
759
01:06:21,249 --> 01:06:23,334
She's almost got it.
760
01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:25,294
She's almost got it.
761
01:06:25,711 --> 01:06:27,797
She's got it.
762
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:32,218
- Oh, jeez.
- I've got you now, Tommy Turner.
763
01:06:32,301 --> 01:06:36,722
- And I'm taking you to the principal.
- Man, this broad is really hot.
764
01:06:36,806 --> 01:06:38,891
Hang in there, buddy.
765
01:06:38,975 --> 01:06:42,728
Somebody get the principal, Mr Carter.
Somebody get the principal.
766
01:06:44,230 --> 01:06:47,149
Does this mean
Tommy and Miss Balbricker are engaged?
767
01:06:47,233 --> 01:06:48,860
Shit. Christ.
768
01:06:48,943 --> 01:06:53,698
I know it's you, you little filthy pervert.
769
01:06:55,158 --> 01:06:57,243
Now you...
770
01:06:58,619 --> 01:07:00,955
Shit.
771
01:07:01,330 --> 01:07:03,291
You freak.
772
01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:06,878
You filthy little pervert.
773
01:07:06,961 --> 01:07:09,380
I can hear you in there.
774
01:07:10,173 --> 01:07:12,383
You dirty little degenerate.
775
01:07:14,010 --> 01:07:16,596
Now, Mr Carter,
776
01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:19,974
I know this is completely unorthodox,
777
01:07:20,057 --> 01:07:23,978
but I think this is the only way
to find that boy.
778
01:07:24,937 --> 01:07:29,817
Now, that penis had a mole on it.
I'd recognise that penis anywhere.
779
01:07:31,903 --> 01:07:36,949
In spite of the juvenile snickers of some,
this is a serious matter.
780
01:07:38,117 --> 01:07:44,040
That... that seducer and despoiler
must be stopped.
781
01:07:44,123 --> 01:07:46,459
He's extremely dangerous.
782
01:07:46,542 --> 01:07:52,298
And, Mr Carter, I'm certain that
everyone in this room knows who that is.
783
01:07:52,381 --> 01:07:54,884
He's a contemptible little pervert who's...
784
01:07:54,967 --> 01:07:58,679
- Miss Balbricker.
- Well, I'm sorry.
785
01:07:58,763 --> 01:08:03,809
But I've got him now, and I'm not going to
let him slip through my fingers again.
786
01:08:06,062 --> 01:08:11,651
All I'm asking is that you give me
five boys for a few minutes.
787
01:08:12,485 --> 01:08:19,075
The coaches can be present. Tommy Turner,
and any four boys you see fit to choose.
788
01:08:19,158 --> 01:08:22,161
And we... and we
789
01:08:24,330 --> 01:08:28,626
can put a stop to this menace,
and it is a menace.
790
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:36,217
Well? What are you gonna do about it?
791
01:08:41,264 --> 01:08:44,809
Five young boys in the nude?
792
01:08:44,892 --> 01:08:50,857
A police line-up so that
you can identify his tallywhacker.
793
01:08:51,566 --> 01:08:55,152
Please, please, can we
call it a tallywhacker?
794
01:08:56,028 --> 01:08:58,364
"Penis" is so person... per...
795
01:08:59,615 --> 01:09:02,118
"Penis" is so personal.
796
01:09:02,201 --> 01:09:07,915
Well, we can put hoods over their heads
to avoid embarrassment.
797
01:09:08,833 --> 01:09:12,295
Now, listen. We have got to do it,
798
01:09:12,378 --> 01:09:16,215
as distasteful as it is.
799
01:09:18,176 --> 01:09:20,887
I know it's him.
800
01:09:20,970 --> 01:09:27,226
That tallywhacker had a mole on it,
801
01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:30,438
and that mole is the key to it.
802
01:09:32,190 --> 01:09:35,943
Miss Balbricker, do you realise
the difficulty of your request?
803
01:09:36,027 --> 01:09:40,490
Now, I would be very happy to...
to apprehend the young man myself,
804
01:09:40,573 --> 01:09:43,534
but imagine what
the Board of Education would say
805
01:09:43,618 --> 01:09:49,707
if you were granted a line-up in order
to examine their private pa... pa... pa...
806
01:09:49,790 --> 01:09:52,502
their... their... their...
807
01:09:54,795 --> 01:09:57,173
their private parts
808
01:09:57,256 --> 01:09:59,800
for an incriminating mole.
809
01:10:02,803 --> 01:10:04,972
But, Mr Carter...
810
01:10:05,056 --> 01:10:07,725
Mr Carter?
811
01:10:07,808 --> 01:10:10,811
I think I have a way out of this.
812
01:10:10,895 --> 01:10:16,108
We call the police, and we have 'em
send over one of their sketch artists.
813
01:10:20,071 --> 01:10:22,949
And Miss Balbricker can give a description.
814
01:10:29,372 --> 01:10:32,416
We can put up "Wanted" posters
all over school.
815
01:10:37,255 --> 01:10:39,340
"Have you seen this prick?"
816
01:10:40,716 --> 01:10:43,678
"Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker."
817
01:10:47,431 --> 01:10:53,479
"Do not attempt to apprehend this prick
as it is armed and dangerous."
818
01:10:58,150 --> 01:11:04,866
"It was last seen hanging out in the girls'
locker room at Angel Beach High School."
819
01:11:30,558 --> 01:11:34,020
- There you are. Now let's do it.
- All right.
820
01:11:39,692 --> 01:11:43,488
- Hey, Timmy. Coach gonna let you play?
- Yeah. I've been reinstated.
821
01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:46,324
- That's great.
- OK, guys. Hit the floor.
822
01:11:46,407 --> 01:11:49,619
Yeah, Tim. Us little
guys need our enforcer.
823
01:11:56,626 --> 01:11:59,754
All right, Cavanaugh. Get with it.
824
01:12:01,422 --> 01:12:09,422
♪ "Anytime you're feelin'Ionely"
825
01:12:11,349 --> 01:12:18,648
♪ "Anytime you're feelin'blue"
826
01:12:20,399 --> 01:12:25,696
♪ "Anytime you feel downhearted"
827
01:12:31,077 --> 01:12:34,247
- What's that, Wendy?
- It's a shit detector.
828
01:12:39,669 --> 01:12:43,714
- That's the oldestjoke in the world.
- I know.
829
01:12:43,798 --> 01:12:46,425
I liked it.
830
01:12:46,509 --> 01:12:49,470
- So, where's Mickey?
- Meat's with him.
831
01:12:49,554 --> 01:12:51,556
I don't think so.
832
01:12:52,265 --> 01:12:55,810
Hey, Meat. Where's Mickey?
833
01:12:55,893 --> 01:12:58,646
I don't know, man. He gave me the slip.
834
01:12:58,729 --> 01:13:01,941
- Shall we go out there?
- It's too late now.
835
01:13:02,024 --> 01:13:04,110
OK.
836
01:13:05,194 --> 01:13:07,738
Come on, Jew-boy. Hey, watch it, buddy.
837
01:13:10,575 --> 01:13:13,786
♪ Louie, Hymie, Abie, Sam
838
01:13:13,870 --> 01:13:16,247
♪ We're the boys who eat no ham
839
01:13:16,330 --> 01:13:18,666
You really get a kick
out of this, don't you?
840
01:13:18,749 --> 01:13:22,253
You got a big Jew mouth,
just like your big Jew nose.
841
01:13:23,212 --> 01:13:27,550
You're a big man when you're kickin' the
ass outta kids with that sneaky Jap stuff.
842
01:13:27,633 --> 01:13:32,555
Well, come on, boy. Why don't you try
some of that shit on me? Come on, Jew-boy.
843
01:13:33,472 --> 01:13:36,058
- Get outta here.
- What?
844
01:13:36,142 --> 01:13:39,896
- You heard what I said.
- Well, who are you talkin' to, boy?
845
01:13:42,023 --> 01:13:46,694
- Trash. Pure trash.
- Now, son, that's no way to talk to your pa.
846
01:13:49,155 --> 01:13:51,866
You know, I wish
you wouldn't have said that,
847
01:13:51,949 --> 01:13:56,871
cos you don't know how humiliatin' it is
to have anybody know you're my pa.
848
01:13:58,080 --> 01:14:00,166
Just stay out of this.
849
01:14:01,375 --> 01:14:03,628
Make sure you're finished,
850
01:14:03,711 --> 01:14:08,549
cos this is the last time you ever lay
a hand on me again, you son of a bitch.
851
01:14:12,053 --> 01:14:14,847
All right, what's going on here?
852
01:14:16,682 --> 01:14:19,685
Now, you got any more smart talk?
853
01:14:24,148 --> 01:14:29,362
All right, Mr Cavanaugh. I think we can
get you one to three for felonious assault.
854
01:14:29,445 --> 01:14:32,281
Meanwhile, I'll be glad
to finish this off the record.
855
01:14:32,365 --> 01:14:35,618
No. Just let him be. I'm not afraid of him.
856
01:14:36,327 --> 01:14:40,998
I'm not afraid of you.
If you ever come near me again,
857
01:14:41,082 --> 01:14:44,210
I swear to God I'll kill you.
858
01:14:44,293 --> 01:14:47,088
Looks like I'm gonna
make a man out of you yet, boy.
859
01:14:47,171 --> 01:14:49,173
A man?
860
01:14:49,257 --> 01:14:53,177
If being a man means being what you are,
I'd rather be queer.
861
01:14:58,307 --> 01:15:01,561
I'm havin' you put under a peace bond,
Mr Cavanaugh.
862
01:15:01,644 --> 01:15:05,064
You come near this boy again,
I'll have you arrested.
863
01:15:12,613 --> 01:15:16,701
- I'll see you again.
- I'll be lookin' forward to that, Slime.
864
01:15:22,874 --> 01:15:26,294
OK, it's over. Come on,
let's get on back to the dance.
865
01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:29,005
- Well, what are you waitin' for?
- Are you OK?
866
01:15:29,088 --> 01:15:31,632
Yeah, I think I'll be all right.
867
01:15:31,716 --> 01:15:36,429
Look, you know you're welcome to stay
with Tommy or I as long as you like.
868
01:15:36,512 --> 01:15:39,640
- All right. Thanks.
- Why don't you...
869
01:15:40,558 --> 01:15:44,103
OK, girls. If you're gonna kiss each other,
let's get it over with.
870
01:15:44,187 --> 01:15:47,106
Otherwise let's get on
back to the dance, right?
871
01:15:47,190 --> 01:15:49,275
Right.
872
01:15:50,943 --> 01:15:54,280
If Ted hadn't stepped in,
I'd have taught that sucker a new one.
873
01:15:54,363 --> 01:15:57,533
I wonder if he realises
just how lucky he was.
874
01:15:57,617 --> 01:16:00,369
Now, wait a minute. Just wait one minute.
875
01:16:00,453 --> 01:16:02,538
Something's wrong here.
876
01:16:02,622 --> 01:16:04,707
I know what it is.
877
01:16:04,790 --> 01:16:07,585
If we could just... Yeah.
878
01:16:09,128 --> 01:16:13,841
- That satisfies my sense of proportion.
- Man is not known by inches alone.
879
01:16:13,925 --> 01:16:16,969
I got somethin' to satisfy
your sense of proportion.
880
01:16:17,053 --> 01:16:19,138
I'm sure you do.
881
01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:25,937
What the hell is this
tonight, Looney Tunes?
882
01:16:30,316 --> 01:16:32,527
Mickey.
883
01:16:32,610 --> 01:16:34,529
You should see him.
884
01:16:34,612 --> 01:16:36,697
I messed him up good.
885
01:16:36,781 --> 01:16:39,909
- I got the pig's tooth.
- Come on, step aside. Look out.
886
01:16:42,161 --> 01:16:45,331
I think he's got some broken ribs,
maybe a collapsed lung.
887
01:16:45,414 --> 01:16:47,917
Billy, get an ambulance.
888
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,670
No, don't move him, don't move him.
889
01:16:50,753 --> 01:16:54,507
Take off his sweater
and put it behind his head. Real slow.
890
01:17:05,726 --> 01:17:08,896
- See you guys.
- Hey, Ted, we're goin' too.
891
01:17:08,980 --> 01:17:12,900
No, you're not. It's bad enough,
us goin' outtajurisdiction,
892
01:17:12,984 --> 01:17:15,987
without a charge
of contributin' to delinquency.
893
01:17:16,070 --> 01:17:18,239
- But we...
- No buts, Pee Wee.
894
01:17:18,322 --> 01:17:21,159
I don't want to see any
of you guys get hurt.
895
01:17:21,242 --> 01:17:25,079
- Nobody has to get hurt.
- What are you talkin' about, Brian?
896
01:17:25,496 --> 01:17:29,458
Nobody has to get hurt, and your career
doesn't have to be in jeopardy.
897
01:17:29,542 --> 01:17:32,670
Well, I'm all for that.
What have you got in mind, Brian?
898
01:17:32,753 --> 01:17:37,425
- It doesn't have to happen tonight, right?
- No, it doesn't have to be done tonight.
899
01:17:37,508 --> 01:17:40,970
Good. Look, let me talk to you alone
for a second, OK?
900
01:17:41,971 --> 01:17:44,056
OK.
901
01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:49,228
- Count me in.
- You could get fired, Coach.
902
01:17:49,312 --> 01:17:53,107
Are you kiddin'? I gotta be
the worst coach that ever lived.
903
01:17:54,108 --> 01:17:58,529
I'm long gone after this semester anyway.
And don't call me "Coach" any more.
904
01:17:58,613 --> 01:18:01,908
Call me Roy. I'm only 23, for chrissake.
905
01:18:02,241 --> 01:18:06,120
- You look much older.
- Turner, why don't you go sit on a snake?
906
01:18:06,704 --> 01:18:11,125
You see that right there?
Porky gave me that about six years ago.
907
01:18:11,542 --> 01:18:15,963
I've always wanted a shot at that mother.
I'd like to feed him his nuts for lunch.
908
01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:19,759
Brian's got somethin'. Be at his place
four o'clock Sunday, all right?
909
01:18:19,842 --> 01:18:21,928
- What we gonna do?
- Just sit tight.
910
01:18:22,011 --> 01:18:24,805
We're gonna give Porky a night to remember.
911
01:18:26,265 --> 01:18:30,311
- Hey, Brian, where are you goin'?
- To do some reconnaissance.
912
01:18:35,107 --> 01:18:37,568
Hey, Brian. Wait a minute.
913
01:18:44,909 --> 01:18:49,539
Look, when we go to Porky's,
do me a favour, OK?
914
01:18:51,165 --> 01:18:55,920
Don't tell him your name is Schwartz.
Those guys are prejudiced out there.
915
01:18:59,423 --> 01:19:01,884
All right.
916
01:19:01,968 --> 01:19:05,555
What about Paddy Aloysius O'Brien?
917
01:19:05,638 --> 01:19:08,516
Nah, too Jewish. Let's
not take any chances.
918
01:19:11,143 --> 01:19:14,897
All right. What about Sean Mulcahy?
919
01:19:51,392 --> 01:19:53,477
Wait a minute.
920
01:19:54,562 --> 01:19:56,647
Go ahead.
921
01:21:13,724 --> 01:21:18,020
OK, thanks. We're just waitin'
for the guys from the bridge.
922
01:21:27,196 --> 01:21:29,282
Oh, shit.
923
01:21:48,926 --> 01:21:51,012
Come on.
924
01:22:13,784 --> 01:22:15,995
Billy. Billy. Tommy.
925
01:22:26,839 --> 01:22:29,509
OK, I gotta go relieve Coach.
926
01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:52,698
- Everything go all right?
- Like a precision drill team. Thanks.
927
01:22:52,782 --> 01:22:56,744
Well... Good luck, kiddo.
I'll have everything ready.
928
01:22:59,247 --> 01:23:01,749
Get ready for Jarvis's revenge.
929
01:23:03,543 --> 01:23:06,212
- Hey, man, this better work.
- Don't worry.
930
01:23:32,446 --> 01:23:34,657
There it is.
931
01:23:37,660 --> 01:23:39,328
They're ready.
932
01:23:39,412 --> 01:23:42,206
- What do we do now?
- Wait.
933
01:23:43,207 --> 01:23:45,710
All we gotta do now is wait.
934
01:24:03,936 --> 01:24:06,439
Billy. Billy.
935
01:24:12,862 --> 01:24:15,364
Billy loves those bird calls.
936
01:24:23,039 --> 01:24:27,043
All right. Now, If there's any sign of
guns, don't bother hookin' this up.
937
01:24:27,126 --> 01:24:30,713
- We're gettin' the hell out, all right?
- Billy, be careful.
938
01:24:33,966 --> 01:24:37,220
You'll never get one to fit me
out of that rubber machine.
939
01:24:41,724 --> 01:24:44,185
What's that? What the hell is that?
940
01:24:44,268 --> 01:24:47,730
- I wanna see Porky.
- Who wants to see Porky?
941
01:24:47,813 --> 01:24:50,608
Tell him the boys from
Angel Beach are here.
942
01:24:50,691 --> 01:24:54,821
Tell him to bring the best he's got
and meet us in the parking lot - now.
943
01:24:56,447 --> 01:24:58,241
Jesus Christ.
944
01:24:58,324 --> 01:25:00,910
Hey! Do you believe that?
945
01:25:00,993 --> 01:25:04,664
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Porky?
946
01:25:04,747 --> 01:25:08,084
The boys from Angel Beach are here.
947
01:25:11,295 --> 01:25:15,424
All right, now. Remember -
any sign of guns and we're gone, OK?
948
01:25:15,508 --> 01:25:17,301
Yo. Billy.
949
01:25:17,385 --> 01:25:21,013
Where are these little virgins
that think they've reached manhood?
950
01:25:21,097 --> 01:25:23,641
You wanna tangle ass with me?
951
01:25:24,308 --> 01:25:28,020
Come up here, you sawed-off punk.
I'll educate ya.
952
01:25:28,271 --> 01:25:31,524
I'll wrap this right around
your damn neck. Come on.
953
01:25:31,607 --> 01:25:35,319
Boy oh boy, Porky, we're really scared.
I guess we'd better go now.
954
01:25:35,403 --> 01:25:37,822
- Get your ass on home.
- I hope shit floats.
955
01:25:37,905 --> 01:25:41,117
You'll float if I catch you here again,
you little shit.
956
01:25:42,118 --> 01:25:43,369
What are they up to now?
957
01:26:06,142 --> 01:26:09,187
All right. Grab everything that kills.
958
01:26:59,529 --> 01:27:02,490
I'm gonna kill em', the dumb shits.
959
01:27:03,324 --> 01:27:05,535
I got splinters in my butt.
960
01:27:39,527 --> 01:27:41,612
Let's go.
961
01:27:50,788 --> 01:27:54,917
Don't you son of a bitches know the
difference between drive and reverse?
962
01:27:55,001 --> 01:27:58,171
- I did have it in drive, boss.
- Get us outta here.
963
01:28:01,007 --> 01:28:03,092
It's gone.
964
01:28:03,176 --> 01:28:05,428
Porky's is gone.
965
01:28:11,893 --> 01:28:16,189
You're dead, you sons of bitches.
I'm gonna get you.
966
01:28:16,564 --> 01:28:19,525
I'm gonna kill you with my bare hands.
967
01:28:21,152 --> 01:28:23,488
Get that Pigmobile up here.
968
01:28:27,033 --> 01:28:30,161
I'm gonna break your fuckin' necks myself.
969
01:28:46,552 --> 01:28:49,138
Get their asses.
970
01:28:55,478 --> 01:28:58,064
- Shit.
- Come on, forget it. We're leavin'.
971
01:28:58,147 --> 01:29:00,399
We're leavin'. Come on.
972
01:29:06,656 --> 01:29:11,035
- Did you check that car out?
- Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss.
973
01:29:27,468 --> 01:29:29,971
"Ain't nothin' wrong with this car, boss."
974
01:29:30,388 --> 01:29:32,807
Let's go. Come on.
975
01:29:37,645 --> 01:29:41,107
Come on, fellas. Come on. Step on it.
976
01:29:42,984 --> 01:29:45,069
Pork. Pork.
977
01:29:45,695 --> 01:29:47,780
Come on. Let's go.
978
01:29:51,659 --> 01:29:55,037
Where the hell were you?
See what those kids did to my club?
979
01:29:55,121 --> 01:29:58,207
Hit that pig whistle.
980
01:30:06,507 --> 01:30:09,302
Come on, Billy, let's go.
We're gonna do it.
981
01:30:13,097 --> 01:30:15,600
Come on, Billy. They're gainin' on us.
982
01:30:25,651 --> 01:30:28,112
- All right.
- Come on. Let's go.
983
01:30:33,451 --> 01:30:36,621
There's the county line,
goddammit. Step on it.
984
01:30:36,871 --> 01:30:39,624
We're gonna make it.
985
01:31:06,776 --> 01:31:11,280
I want those little nosy mothers arrested,
and I mean like right now.
986
01:31:11,364 --> 01:31:13,908
- They destroyed my club.
- How'd they do that?
987
01:31:13,991 --> 01:31:16,994
- They've been comin' in there for weeks.
- Which ones?
988
01:31:17,078 --> 01:31:21,082
- This one, and that little bastard back there.
- All right, Mickey.
989
01:31:21,165 --> 01:31:25,220
This 16-year-old, and this 17- year-old
youngster have been in your establishment?
990
01:31:25,245 --> 01:31:26,503
They've been comin' in before,
This ain't the first time...
991
01:31:26,504 --> 01:31:30,132
- Especially that little son of a...
- We may have made a mistake.
992
01:31:30,216 --> 01:31:33,010
- What are you talkin' about?
- They're youngsters.
993
01:31:33,386 --> 01:31:37,098
Those boys just destroyed my station house
and two of my cars.
994
01:31:37,181 --> 01:31:42,061
I want them booked on felony charges,
destruction of private property, and assault.
995
01:31:42,144 --> 01:31:43,980
- Hold on...
- Hold on, my ass.
996
01:31:44,063 --> 01:31:47,817
You're in my county now.
I wonder what I could book you for?
997
01:31:53,656 --> 01:31:55,992
Let's see...
998
01:32:01,455 --> 01:32:03,583
Get him, brother.
999
01:32:03,666 --> 01:32:06,919
Broken headlight.
That's a $50 fine in Seward County.
1000
01:32:07,003 --> 01:32:09,255
I got that right here.
1001
01:32:16,220 --> 01:32:18,598
Damn.
1002
01:32:18,681 --> 01:32:20,766
Blown tyre. That's too bad.
1003
01:32:28,316 --> 01:32:31,360
Broken radiator. This car is a mess.
1004
01:32:42,079 --> 01:32:45,875
- Shit.
- Broken hood ornament.
1005
01:32:45,958 --> 01:32:49,462
- Any questions?
- All right, how much do you want?
1006
01:32:49,962 --> 01:32:54,884
I'll let you off on the promise that you get
your fat ass back across that county line,
1007
01:32:54,967 --> 01:32:59,722
and the promise from your brother that
what occurred tonight will be forgotten.
1008
01:32:59,805 --> 01:33:03,726
- Why don't you stick it up your...
- Promise. For chrissakes, promise.
1009
01:33:03,809 --> 01:33:06,437
- I promise to shove my foot up his...
- Promise him.
1010
01:33:06,521 --> 01:33:10,942
Promise him, you asshole,
or you'll be back shovellin' pigshit.
1011
01:33:11,025 --> 01:33:12,944
- I promise.
- I can't hear you.
1012
01:33:13,027 --> 01:33:15,530
I said I promise, you motherf...
1013
01:33:16,239 --> 01:33:18,658
I promise.
1014
01:33:18,991 --> 01:33:21,828
Now get this car out of Seward County.
1015
01:33:21,911 --> 01:33:25,122
You've blown away our engine,
we got one flat tyre. How?
1016
01:33:25,206 --> 01:33:29,794
Just put a little weight behind it.
I'm sure you boys can manage that.
1017
01:33:36,342 --> 01:33:40,471
OK, you guys. Get your shoulders
behind this thing. Let's get outta here.
1018
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:06,247
Hey, listen up.
1019
01:34:08,958 --> 01:34:12,044
It's Tommy and Brian. Let's go get 'em.
1020
01:34:53,753 --> 01:34:56,464
- What a perfect ending?
- Yeah, perfect!
1021
01:34:57,507 --> 01:35:00,927
- What's with him?
- Take care of that, Mick.
1022
01:35:02,386 --> 01:35:04,472
What's wrong with you, Pee Wee?
1023
01:35:04,555 --> 01:35:09,393
We just blew up Porky's. That was my last
chance. Now I'm never gonna get laid.
1024
01:35:09,477 --> 01:35:13,856
- Oh, no, you... Wendy. Wendy. Come here.
- No, Tommy. Don't make me.
1025
01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:18,945
Yeah. You said if we pulled it off,
you'd break Pee Wee's cherry.
1026
01:35:19,028 --> 01:35:23,574
- A bet's a bet. Now you gotta pay off.
- I shoulda gotten better odds.
1027
01:35:23,658 --> 01:35:27,286
- Whaddaya mean, "break Pee Wee's cherry"?
- You wanna get laid or not?
1028
01:35:27,370 --> 01:35:31,290
- If you're not cherry, you don't get Wendy.
- I'm cherry.
1029
01:35:31,374 --> 01:35:35,002
You could put me on top of
a banana split, I'm so cherry.
1030
01:35:36,671 --> 01:35:39,131
Well?
1031
01:35:39,215 --> 01:35:42,927
Well... Oh, all right, all right.
1032
01:35:43,010 --> 01:35:45,763
Just... just don't tell anybody, OK?
1033
01:35:46,597 --> 01:35:50,518
- Hey, don't worry. It'll only take a minute.
- All right, Pee Wee.
1034
01:36:06,159 --> 01:36:09,453
Pee Wee. You idiot.
1035
01:36:09,537 --> 01:36:13,249
- Here he comes.
- Hey, it's Ready Eddie.
1036
01:36:14,250 --> 01:36:15,877
What now, Pee Wee?
1037
01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:18,754
- I need a rubber.
- Didn't I tell ya?
1038
01:36:18,838 --> 01:36:24,260
- Do you believe this?
- You have to do this with a little...
1039
01:36:24,343 --> 01:36:26,929
The Ramses, curse of the Pharaohs.
1040
01:36:27,013 --> 01:36:30,558
Hey, Pee Wee. Hey, Pee Wee.
It fits over your dick.
1041
01:36:45,698 --> 01:36:47,783
It's too big.
1042
01:36:47,867 --> 01:36:50,495
Pee Wee, we don't have
any training rubbers.
1043
01:36:50,578 --> 01:36:54,081
- Pee Wee, tie a knot in this one.
- I got ajunior size.
1044
01:36:54,165 --> 01:36:58,002
Hey, Pee Wee. Whaddaya think this is,
the return desk at Macy's?
1045
01:37:10,348 --> 01:37:12,433
Shit. Shit. Shit.
1046
01:37:17,230 --> 01:37:19,899
I'd know that penis anywhere.
1047
01:37:19,982 --> 01:37:22,485
I saw it. I saw it.
1048
01:37:24,654 --> 01:37:25,947
Arrest him.
1049
01:37:26,030 --> 01:37:30,451
Arrest him. I can identify him.
1050
01:37:30,535 --> 01:37:32,620
Positively.
1051
01:37:57,603 --> 01:37:59,689
Jeez.