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WOMAN:
<i>Okay, here we go.</i>

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Oh, wow.

3
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Oh, my God, you guys.

4
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Oh, my God, Rachel, you suck.

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BOUNCER: It's a private party.
- It's okay, they're kind of expecting me.

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[LIL WENDY'S "SHAKE IT"
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

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<i>- Shake it, shake it</i>
<i>- Let me hear you now</i>

8
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<i>Shake it, shake it, shake it</i>

9
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<i>- Shake it, shake it</i>
<i>- Let me hear you now</i>

10
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Hello?

11
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[MUSIC STOPS]

12
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ALL:
Surprise!

13
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[ALL CHEERING]

14
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[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC
PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]

15
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I know you told me not to,
but I just had to.

16
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I just had to.

17
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- You're not mad, are you?
- No, it's sweet.

18
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And are you surprised?

19
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Was I surprised?

20
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- You were?
- Ugh. Was I?

21
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She was surprised!

22
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You don't want this.
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. We did it!

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[ALL CHEERING]

24
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

25
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- No! Oh, no, sorry, somebody's in here.
- Ow!

26
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It's me.

27
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- Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it.
- What are you doing in the ladies' room?

28
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What? I saw you come in here,
looking all tragic.

29
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So I'm here to check for razor blades.

30
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You were not coming in here for me.

31
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You're dodging Claire.

32
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See what happens when you sleep
with people you don't love?

33
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- That's insulting.
- Why don't you talk to her?

34
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Rachel, she's crazy.

35
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[CROWD CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

36
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CLAIRE: There you are.
- Good God.

37
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CLAIRE: Hi.
- Hi.

38
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Where have you been all night, mister?
Mr. Magoo. Ha-ha-ha.

39
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Just hiding. Yeah.

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Hiding. Ha-ha-ha.

41
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- It's so, like, chaotic in here.
- Yep.

42
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Do you wanna...? Do you wanna go
someplace more, like, um, intimate or...?

43
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No. Party. So I think I'll stay here.

44
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- Me neither. I don't want to either.
- Yep. Awesome.

45
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- Oh, my God.
- What is it?

46
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I want you to see me drop it like it's hot.
One second.

47
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- This is awesome.
- [WHISPERING] Talk to her.

48
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DARCY:
When she walked in... Aah!

49
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Hey!

50
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- That was very nice of you.
- What?

51
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Pretending to be surprised.

52
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- Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken.
- I won't.

53
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[MIMICS THUD]

54
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What's going on, Dex?

55
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How you doing? You gonna introduce me
to the birthday girl?

56
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Rachel, this is Marcus.
Old family friend. Just moved into town.

57
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What up, birthday girl?

58
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Please stop saying that.

59
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Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured
only increases with age.

60
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- Trust me.
- Wow.

61
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What's up? What's your name?
You got a boyfriend?

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RACHEL: Wow.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.

63
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DARCY:
Hello.

64
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Hello.

65
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I'm gonna say something.
And I know everybody wants to hear it.

66
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Center of attention. That's weird.

67
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All right, well, as most of you know,
I'm getting married in 61 days.

68
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[ALL CHEER]

69
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And, Dex, honey,
I have a confession to make.

70
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This won't be my first marriage.

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[SALT-N-PEPA'S "SHOOP" PLAYING
ON STEREO]

72
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<i>I wanna shoop, baby</i>

73
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Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates
since the beginning.

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Like two peas in a pod,
we did everything together.

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Like re-enacting <i>Dirty Dancing.</i>

76
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And our infamous dance routine
to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push It."

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We basically shared everything.
Including Ethan.

78
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Oh, shit. Why am I in this?

79
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DARCY:
Our date to the sixth grade dance.

80
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And through all the years,
Rachel and I were inseparable.

81
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It was us against the world.

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And after we graduated Indiana,
she ditched my ass for stupid law school...

83
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...despite the fact
that I selflessly rejected...

84
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...my acceptance to Notre Dame...

85
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...because she wasn't let in.

86
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But whatever.

87
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It all worked out in the end,
because she went to NYU Law...

88
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...and met my future husband,
and introduced us.

89
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[CROWD CHEERING]

90
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I'll never forget, when Dex proposed...

91
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...all I could think about
when he was down on one knee...

92
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...was that I wish Rachel was here...

93
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...watching me in this moment.

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[WHISPERING]
Sorry. Who are we celebrating?

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I mean, to say you are my best friend
is the understatement of the century.

96
00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,833
You're the sister I never had.

97
00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,031
You're sometimes the mother
I often need.

98
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The reason why I can stumble
so fearlessly into adventure...

99
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...is because she's always there.

100
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She is always, always there.

101
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I love you, Rachel.

102
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[WHISPERING]
I love you too.

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Happy 30th!

104
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I'm so happy it's not me yet!

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All right. Come on, let's get this
party going. Come on, come on.

106
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[CROWD CHEERING AND UPBEAT
DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]

107
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And shake it, shake it.

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[CHUCKLING]

109
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Wow.

110
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So are you two, like, uh...?

111
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A couple? Nope.

112
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- No?
- Nope.

113
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You guys ever...?

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- No. No.
- No?

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WOMAN:
Shake it, Darcy!

116
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You know what, sweetheart?
I think it's time that you came down.

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[UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

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Rachel, tell him to let me stay.

119
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Come on, I did the party.
I'm the one who did it.

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- Honey, I love you so much.
- I love you.

121
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- Did you like it? Did you like your party?
- I did. I loved it.

122
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[DARCY LAUGHING]

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Oh, my God, remind me to buy you
new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much.

124
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Okay, yep, time to go home.

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- I hate them.
- You know what? She'll call you tomorrow.

126
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I don't understand why you think,
"I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes."

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- Happy birthday.
- Hey, thank you.

128
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[WHISTLES]

129
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Never helps, but I do it anyway.

130
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There's an old maid in the window.
Let's get her a cat.

131
00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,181
Okay, you're not old.

132
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You're just a lawyer. It's different.

133
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I'm serious, Ethan.
Thirty's young, but it's not that young.

134
00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:05,988
- Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go.
- Ethan.

135
00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,650
I'm past my prime child-bearing years.

136
00:07:08,828 --> 00:07:11,194
Wow. Okay.
I didn't know we were going dark.

137
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I basically wasted my entire 20s.

138
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And I hate my job.

139
00:07:16,035 --> 00:07:17,866
Okay, two things? You went way over.

140
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And, secondly, you didn't waste your 20s.
You just grew up.

141
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Why won't you marry me?

142
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Because I like you too much.

143
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Ah! Perfect timing.

144
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RACHEL:
Dex.

145
00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:36,677
- Hey, what's going on?
- Darcy forgot her purse.

146
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RACHEL: Her new Chanel?
- Not the new Chanel! Let's go.

147
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- Come on.
- Oh. I'm gonna go help him find it.

148
00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,062
Are you serious?

149
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It's like a $2000 handbag.

150
00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,628
Dudes aren't supposed to know that.

151
00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,429
In or out, asshole?

152
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You need a hug, buddy.

153
00:07:54,006 --> 00:07:57,533
Oh! And voil�.

154
00:07:57,710 --> 00:07:59,905
- Oh!
- Ha-ha-ha.

155
00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,637
- You all right?
- Mm-hm.

156
00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,577
- You sure?
- Mm-hm.

157
00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,779
Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi.

158
00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,317
So did you have a good time tonight?

159
00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,690
Yeah, I did.

160
00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:19,593
[SCOFFS]

161
00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:21,528
I did!

162
00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,508
Hey. Let's get one more drink.

163
00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,837
Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to.

164
00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,037
Come on. I want to.

165
00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:41,477
DEX:
Two Heinekens, please.

166
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RACHEL: <i>Darcy.</i>
DARCY: <i>It'll be fun. Come on.</i>

167
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DEX:
<i>Are you always this obnoxious?</i>

168
00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,863
DARCY: <i>Ha-ha-ha.</i>
<i>Yes, I am. Does that surprise you?</i>

169
00:09:01,641 --> 00:09:05,771
Wow. You really don't notice
the way women look at you.

170
00:09:06,479 --> 00:09:08,003
You're funny.

171
00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,408
I'm not that funny.

172
00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,313
You're right. You were much funnier
in law school.

173
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,113
[CHUCKLES]

174
00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,482
[GROANS]

175
00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:20,148
God, if we could do anything, anything,
wake up tomorrow and do anything...

176
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:21,725
...be anything, what would you do?

177
00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,055
- What would you be?
- Rap superstar.

178
00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,221
Come on, seriously.

179
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,331
I'd be a teacher.

180
00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,968
- Really?
- Yeah.

181
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:34,071
Yeah, I always wanted to teach.

182
00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,504
You know, maybe start with high school.

183
00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:38,200
Coach the soccer team.

184
00:09:38,377 --> 00:09:42,211
So why aren't we?
Doing what we really wanna do?

185
00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,973
Well, I don't know about you...

186
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,449
...but doing what I wanna do
has never been much of a factor.

187
00:09:47,620 --> 00:09:51,454
It's more like what I'm expected to do.

188
00:09:52,391 --> 00:09:53,619
Yes.

189
00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,590
Exactly.

190
00:10:00,232 --> 00:10:02,325
Wow. We're really flipping her out.

191
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,966
She can't imagine
what you're doing here with me.

192
00:10:06,138 --> 00:10:08,538
Hot people are supposed to be
with hot people.

193
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,639
- Excuse me.
RACHEL: Dex. Shh!

194
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,746
You're making
my girlfriend uncomfortable.

195
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:15,972
- Dex. Stop it.
- What?

196
00:10:16,148 --> 00:10:19,117
Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha.

197
00:10:19,719 --> 00:10:23,120
Oh. Now I remember why I had
such a crush on you in law school.

198
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,313
No, you didn't.

199
00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,685
Course I did.

200
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:30,354
Oh, come on. You knew.

201
00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:51,680
Two stops. Tenth and Second,
then down to Tribeca.

202
00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:03,056
I'm sorry.

203
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:05,288
I don't know why I...

204
00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,300
I was just a...

205
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:28,946
Yeah, all right.
I'm thinking more like one stop.

206
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,806
DARCY [ON MACHINE]:
<i>Rach? Rachel?</i>

207
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,039
<i>Rach.</i>

208
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,705
<i>Rachel, pick up.</i>

209
00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,545
<i>Pick up, pick up, pick up.</i>

210
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,085
Oh, my God.

211
00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:05,849
DARCY: <i>Rachel. Rach.</i>
- Oh, my God. What did I do?

212
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:09,085
DARCY: <i>I'm panicking.</i>
<i>Dex never came home.</i>

213
00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,455
Oh, no.

214
00:12:10,996 --> 00:12:13,965
DARCY: <i>Listen to me.</i>
<i>Dex never came home and I don't...</i>

215
00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:15,327
[TELEPHONE BEEPS]

216
00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,334
Fourteen missed calls.

217
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:20,631
Oh, my God! Wait! Don't be naked!

218
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:21,830
What...?

219
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,497
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

220
00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,144
- Should I answer it?
- What? No! No, no. Don't...

221
00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:30,441
Oh, shit!

222
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,277
- Pants. What?
- I should answer.

223
00:12:32,451 --> 00:12:35,511
DARCY: <i>Why isn't anyone answering?</i>
- Don't answer the phone.

224
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,656
RACHEL: I'll just say...
DARCY: <i>Pick up the phone!</i>

225
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,256
- What?
DARCY: <i>Rach.</i>

226
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,756
I don't know.

227
00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,690
DARCY: <i>It's an emergency,</i>
<i>and I think Dex is cheating on me.</i>

228
00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,959
<i>And I know it sounds so crazy, but,</i>
<i>hot people, they get cheated on sometimes.</i>

229
00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,535
- What do we do?
DEX: Rachel.

230
00:12:51,704 --> 00:12:55,367
It'll be okay. It's gonna be okay.
We'll figure it out.

231
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:56,838
[GROANS]

232
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,636
I'll tell her I was with Marcus.

233
00:12:58,811 --> 00:13:00,676
[WHISPERING]
God, I'm such a terrible person.

234
00:13:00,846 --> 00:13:02,006
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
What did I do?

235
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,580
I mean, not just to her, but to you.

236
00:13:03,749 --> 00:13:08,277
Rachel, stop. It wasn't just you.

237
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,285
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

238
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:12,557
Rachel, I...

239
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,425
I better go.

240
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,636
- Hello?
- Rach, where the hell have you been?

241
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,476
Dex didn't come home last night.

242
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,517
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Oh, my God.

243
00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,175
<i>- Rachel.</i>
- Yes, I heard you.

244
00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,911
<i>He didn't come home last night.</i>

245
00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:46,057
He better have been hit by a car
or in jail or something.

246
00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:47,385
Darcy, don't say that.

247
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,891
Do you think he's cheating?

248
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:50,653
No.

249
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,928
- He loves you.
- I know he loves me, obviously.

250
00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,260
But where the hell is he?

251
00:13:56,435 --> 00:14:00,030
Did you see him last night? At the bar?
Did you see him when you left the bar?

252
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,230
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

253
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:06,208
Uh, he was with Marcus.
They were, uh, watching a game.

254
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:07,902
A game? At 2 in the morning?

255
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:13,174
It was something European.
Oh, cricket, maybe.

256
00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,376
Cricket?

257
00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:15,577
[CELL PHONE BEEPS]

258
00:14:15,754 --> 00:14:16,778
Oh, my God. It's him.

259
00:14:16,956 --> 00:14:20,483
I'm gonna see about this cricket crap.
I'll call you right back.

260
00:14:22,728 --> 00:14:26,164
Cricket. Cricket?

261
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,189
DEX: You don't happen to have
four extra pens, do you?

262
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,386
Oh, I do, actually. I brought a bunch.

263
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,564
You're making fun of me.

264
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:05,470
No, I'm impressed.

265
00:15:05,938 --> 00:15:08,236
You're making me feel
really inadequate right now.

266
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:10,632
[DOOR OPENS]

267
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:14,212
I'm Professor Dennis Zigman
and this is Torts.

268
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:19,181
A few ground rules: Never introduce
a contingency in your answer.

269
00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:25,685
A supposed tortfeasor may be argued
to have committed a tortious act...

270
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,854
...when four conditions have been met.

271
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:30,393
Each is necessary.
None is, in itself, sufficient.

272
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:35,556
There must be a duty or obligation.
This duty must have been breached.

273
00:15:35,734 --> 00:15:40,103
- This breach must have caused damage.
- [WHISPERING] What about you?

274
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,534
ZIGMAN:
Duty, breach, causation.

275
00:15:41,707 --> 00:15:43,504
[WHISPERING]
That's okay. I'll just listen.

276
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,938
ZIGMAN:
Damage.

277
00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,674
Thank you.

278
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:53,781
ZIGMAN:
Duty, breach, causation, damage.

279
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,116
Now this duty is not a statutory duty.

280
00:15:57,990 --> 00:16:03,018
The breach. The breach may be
in the form of negligence.

281
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,035
[GRUNTING AND SHOUTING]

282
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,070
[RINGING]

283
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,213
- Darcy.
- It's Dex.

284
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:28,945
I borrowed her phone.

285
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:35,026
Um, I just wanted to make sure
that you were okay.

286
00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:38,823
Oh. Yeah, I'm fine.

287
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,590
<i>Are you okay?</i>

288
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,290
I, um...

289
00:16:42,468 --> 00:16:43,765
DARCY:
Hey. Who are you talking to?

290
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,932
DEX:
<i>It's Rachel.</i>

291
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,768
Oh! Hey. Sorry.
Totally forgot to call you back.

292
00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:51,876
Yeah, no. Is everything okay?

293
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:55,241
No, it's fine. He just got drunk
and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever.

294
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,882
- Wish her Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God. Happy birthday.

295
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:02,180
- Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex?
DARCY: <i>Yeah, yeah.</i>

296
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,723
Um, yeah. Yeah.

297
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:09,520
[WHISPERING]
Except he got a little weird...

298
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,528
...and acted really guilty
and said we have to have a talk.

299
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:15,294
Talk about what?

300
00:17:15,467 --> 00:17:17,901
I don't know. Whatever.

301
00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:20,903
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
I gotta go. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

302
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:23,268
Wait, can I just talk to Dex real quick?

303
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,080
[GASPING]

304
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:36,815
DARCY:
Because the dress I picked was perfect.

305
00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:40,481
Unless this one's even more perfect.

306
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,227
Darcy, you look incredible.

307
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,225
Wow. Wow.

308
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,844
She's having her bridal moment.

309
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,649
Hey, Darce. You okay?

310
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,490
- You okay, Darce?
- No, I'm fine. I'm just...

311
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:15,650
I wanna cry on the day...

312
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:20,231
...so I wanna check my mascaras,
make sure it doesn't run...

313
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:23,197
...so I'm trying out
all these different ones.

314
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,601
My mascara. Is it running?

315
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,879
I wish I could cry more.

316
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,641
Can we get a bigger train?

317
00:18:40,486 --> 00:18:42,477
[DEX & RACHEL LAUGHING]

318
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,482
Shh!

319
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:49,621
Sorry.

320
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,825
Duty, breach, causation...

321
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,959
- Oh, jeez.
RACHEL: Hold on.

322
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,433
- What am I missing? What am I missing?
- Damages.

323
00:18:58,604 --> 00:18:59,696
Oh, shit.

324
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:00,896
[STUDENTS HUSH]

325
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,007
[WHISPERING]
Sorry. I'm sorry.

326
00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,643
Here.

327
00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,070
Use a mnemonic.

328
00:19:09,248 --> 00:19:13,241
D, B, C, D.

329
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,219
Deliver by Christmas Day.

330
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,024
Don't blame Cameron Diaz.

331
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,787
[LAUGHING]

332
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,995
- This isn't even that funny, is it?
DEX: No.

333
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,600
It's not funny at all.

334
00:19:43,982 --> 00:19:46,542
How about when all of this is over...

335
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:51,681
...Dex buys celebratory dinner?

336
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,657
Oh! Yeah.

337
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,527
Sure.

338
00:20:07,105 --> 00:20:09,096
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
ON STEREO]

339
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,959
- Actually, I spun the bottle.
- Yes.

340
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:36,498
- I would spin the bottle.
- Ha-ha-ha.

341
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:40,832
And, well, she manipulated the bottle
so that it landed on me, of course.

342
00:20:41,006 --> 00:20:43,531
- And so we go in the closet.
- Ha-ha-ha.

343
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,576
But it was one of the best kisses
I've ever had.

344
00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,212
Wow.

345
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,179
- And...
- And, um, my first kiss was on a golf course.

346
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:59,450
- Okay.
- In the middle of the night, and I was 13.

347
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,620
- Ha-ha-ha.
- That's...

348
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,488
DARCY:
Crashing.

349
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,699
Oh, I don't know. He's okay-looking.

350
00:21:10,869 --> 00:21:13,929
Dex, this is Darcy. Darcy, this is Dex.

351
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,131
You've been talking about him
for nine months.

352
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:18,003
Well, he's been
a very great study partner.

353
00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:21,907
Wow. You two, lighten up.
Your tarts are over.

354
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,604
- Torts. Th...
- Whatever.

355
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,942
Excuse me.

356
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,315
Uh, could we have six shots of tequila,
<i>por favor?</i>

357
00:21:29,488 --> 00:21:33,891
So games, fun, let's get this party started.
Truth or dare.

358
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,287
Darcy.

359
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,519
It'll be fun. Come on.

360
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,527
Okay, fine. I'll start. Dare.

361
00:21:43,702 --> 00:21:47,399
Ask Rachel out on a real date
instead of whatever this is.

362
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:52,677
Darce. We're just friends.

363
00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:57,571
Fine. Then ask me out.

364
00:22:01,019 --> 00:22:02,179
Hey, don't look at me.

365
00:22:04,356 --> 00:22:08,258
- Who are you?
- Who am I? I, counselor, am fun.

366
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,952
Which you look like you could use
a lot more of.

367
00:22:11,129 --> 00:22:12,562
- Oh, is that so?
DARCY: Mm-hm.

368
00:22:12,731 --> 00:22:14,926
Yeah, it is fun, so I'm willing to share.

369
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,432
- Are you always this obnoxious?
- Ha-ha-ha.

370
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:20,093
- Yes. I am. Does that surprise you?
DEX: Yeah.

371
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:22,968
Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble.

372
00:22:23,141 --> 00:22:24,165
DARCY:
Trouble?

373
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,072
[DEX & DARCY LAUGHING]

374
00:22:26,244 --> 00:22:27,871
DARCY:
<i>Rachel.</i>

375
00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:30,176
Did you hear me? Rachel?

376
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,907
[WHISTLES]

377
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,349
Veil, no veil?

378
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,488
Hmm?

379
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,086
Veil.

380
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,785
Veil.

381
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,196
DARCY:
<i>Oh, come on, Rachel. I mean, really.</i>

382
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,701
You're 30, you can't afford to be picky.

383
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:57,405
Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot to
tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot.

384
00:22:57,976 --> 00:22:59,944
Marcus.

385
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,136
Oh.

386
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:03,713
Dex's friend, Marcus.
He was at your party.

387
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:07,143
- Yeah, no.
- What?

388
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:09,480
Oh, my God. You're like...

389
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:11,383
Whatever. So guess what I did.

390
00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:15,549
I convinced Marcus to take
the last bedroom in the Hamptons house.

391
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,786
- Darcy.
- What? It'll be so fun.

392
00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,431
It'll be like
your own little live-in boy toy.

393
00:23:20,599 --> 00:23:24,296
Actually, I'm gonna have to work
most weekends.

394
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:28,569
RACHEL: Hey.
ETHAN: Hey.

395
00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,173
Can't believe I'm doing this.

396
00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:34,301
Oh, stop it. It's one weekend.
It's gonna be beautiful. You can write.

397
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:35,741
What are you talking about?

398
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,077
The Hamptons are like a zombie movie
directed by Ralph Lauren.

399
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,616
And I won't be doing a lot of writing...

400
00:23:41,787 --> 00:23:45,018
...seeing as how
I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco.

401
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:46,680
- Marcus.
- Marky.

402
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:47,950
- Marcus.
- Doesn't matter.

403
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:49,457
[DARCY CHEERING]

404
00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,619
[UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

405
00:23:53,799 --> 00:23:55,460
- No.
- Yikes.

406
00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:57,499
No, please tell me he's not coming.

407
00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:00,229
- Good night, everybody.
- Darcy, be nice.

408
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,765
What's with the backpack, Ethan?
Like 1982.

409
00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,934
- You're lame.
- You're lame.

410
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,947
- Hey. What's up, buddy?
- Hey, look who it is. It's this guy.

411
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,017
MARCUS:
Dude. Three chicks, three dudes.

412
00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:15,813
- Hi.
ETHAN: Thanks, bro.

413
00:24:15,987 --> 00:24:18,547
- Get on in there, doggie.
- Don't touch me, though.

414
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:22,056
- Here... That's all right. I got it.
RACHEL: No, it's okay. I got it. Thank you.

415
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,558
I got that one.

416
00:24:23,728 --> 00:24:26,424
DARCY: By the way, Ethan,
you're sleeping in a little girl's room.

417
00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:28,122
ETHAN:
Oh, great. You're gross.

418
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,791
Pay the toll. Pay the toll.

419
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,960
- I'll get one later.
DARCY: Sun waiting for us!

420
00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,867
DEX: You ready? You ready?
- Whoo!

421
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:37,474
MARCUS:
The Hamptons, baby, huh?

422
00:25:13,912 --> 00:25:15,607
[DARCY CHEERING]

423
00:25:20,285 --> 00:25:23,118
Oh, my God, you guys.
Welcome.

424
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,448
[DARCY LAUGHING]

425
00:25:59,858 --> 00:26:01,723
DARCY:
Oh, my God. Honey. Honey.

426
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,360
MARCUS: Save it for the honeymoon.
DARCY: Yes.

427
00:26:03,528 --> 00:26:05,496
I'd like to make a toast.

428
00:26:05,664 --> 00:26:07,325
Here...

429
00:26:08,133 --> 00:26:12,069
...is to my last and best summer
of my former life...

430
00:26:12,270 --> 00:26:15,569
...before I become Mrs. Dexter Thaler.

431
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:20,234
May we all come up here as often
as possible before Labor Day...

432
00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,848
...and spend the summer full of sun,
fun, drinking, partying...

433
00:26:24,015 --> 00:26:25,505
We should do some shots.

434
00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:26,708
[DARCY CHEERS]

435
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:27,977
MARCUS:
Cheers.

436
00:26:28,153 --> 00:26:29,677
ALL: Cheers.
MARCUS: Cheers, buddy.

437
00:26:29,854 --> 00:26:34,154
Cheers. Look in the eyes.
Look in the eyes, everybody. In the eyes.

438
00:26:34,326 --> 00:26:36,123
Bad luck if you don't do it.

439
00:26:36,294 --> 00:26:39,593
Dex, Rachel, look in each other's eyes.

440
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,856
Let's go out!

441
00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:42,431
MARCUS:
Let's go to the Jetty.

442
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,159
[KING FLOYD'S "GROOVE ME"
PLAYING ON STEREO]

443
00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,327
[CROWD CHEERING]

444
00:27:01,686 --> 00:27:03,210
ETHAN: You gotta stop staring.
- What?

445
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:04,719
I wasn't.

446
00:27:04,923 --> 00:27:07,653
What?
I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there.

447
00:27:07,826 --> 00:27:10,624
Look at her. She's just a little gremlin.

448
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,127
She's like some weird animal.

449
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,994
She's like a freaking circus animal.

450
00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:17,998
- What is that?
- Oh, just stop it.

451
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:20,967
She's a perfectly normal woman
who made the great mistake...

452
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,006
...of thinking some man wanted her
when all he wanted was sex.

453
00:27:24,175 --> 00:27:27,872
- Thanks, Oprah. I don't need...
- Just go talk to her.

454
00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,910
Okay. I should totally do that.

455
00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:33,908
Not now, I'm not.

456
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:42,321
Oh, oh, oh!

457
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,189
What's up? How you doing?

458
00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:47,257
- Ooh! Hey!
- Too much? Too much? All right.

459
00:27:51,770 --> 00:27:53,328
How you doing?

460
00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,065
Could I get a Maker's on the rocks, please?
Thank you.

461
00:27:56,241 --> 00:27:57,503
You're like a shark.

462
00:27:57,909 --> 00:28:00,605
That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit.

463
00:28:00,812 --> 00:28:02,575
I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy.

464
00:28:02,747 --> 00:28:06,205
- Oh, really?
- Once, when I was 9 years old...

465
00:28:06,418 --> 00:28:08,113
...I saved the life of a chipmunk.

466
00:28:08,286 --> 00:28:09,514
A chipmunk.

467
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,748
He fell out of our tree and almost died.
He didn't know what to do.

468
00:28:12,924 --> 00:28:14,255
He couldn't move his legs.

469
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:18,055
So I built a tiny little splint
for his tiny, little broken leg.

470
00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:20,427
And I carried him around
in a Baby Bjorn.

471
00:28:20,598 --> 00:28:24,295
And all the kids in my neighborhood,
they laughed. They made fun of me.

472
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:27,632
They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care.

473
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,064
- You know why?
- Why?

474
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:33,267
Because all I saw was this little fur ball
that needed love.

475
00:28:34,245 --> 00:28:37,874
That's really sweet.

476
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,479
I know.

477
00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:46,187
So next time you wanna call somebody
a shark, just remember the chipmunk.

478
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,155
All right.

479
00:28:50,328 --> 00:28:55,857
How about we go outside
and get a little fresh air? What?

480
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,764
- No. Sorry. Not my thing.
- Ha-ha-ha.

481
00:28:58,937 --> 00:29:00,564
- Not your thing?
- Not my thing.

482
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,001
Okay.

483
00:29:06,511 --> 00:29:08,672
You know what? Why not?

484
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,180
God, I'm good.

485
00:29:15,019 --> 00:29:17,146
MARCUS:
I don't know what you're talking about.

486
00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:20,450
- But where did the guy end up?
- We never spoke to him again.

487
00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,388
[ALL LAUGHING]

488
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,553
[SIGHS]

489
00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:27,429
[SIGHS]

490
00:29:31,903 --> 00:29:33,632
Bedtime, baby.

491
00:29:38,476 --> 00:29:40,467
Yeah, you two should go.

492
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,881
You know what, hon?
I'm actually not that tired.

493
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,711
Good.

494
00:29:52,924 --> 00:29:54,516
Yeah, well, good night, man.

495
00:29:54,692 --> 00:29:55,716
What a great day, huh?

496
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,391
Come here. Love you.

497
00:29:58,563 --> 00:29:59,860
[MOUTHS]
<i>Come on.</i>

498
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:01,794
- [MOUTHS] <i>So hot.</i>
DEX: Good night, Marcus.

499
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:07,736
Night, you two.

500
00:30:08,206 --> 00:30:10,970
- Have fun.
- Good night.

501
00:30:17,348 --> 00:30:18,815
[SIGHS]

502
00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,311
[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]

503
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,685
Alone at last.

504
00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,096
MARCUS:
Here we go. Yeah.

505
00:30:33,264 --> 00:30:35,129
DARCY:
Oh, Dex.

506
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:36,791
Dex.

507
00:30:36,968 --> 00:30:38,333
[DARCY MOANING]

508
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:39,527
[TELEVISION STOPS]

509
00:30:39,704 --> 00:30:41,069
- Is that...?
- It's a cat.

510
00:30:41,239 --> 00:30:43,230
Oh, that was no cat.

511
00:30:45,743 --> 00:30:49,008
I'm really digging the ambience
in this house.

512
00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,180
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

513
00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:57,178
- Hey. Hey.
- Oh.

514
00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:02,053
- It's so, like, crazy out there.
- Is it?

515
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:06,129
Um, do you think maybe I could, uh,
could sleep in here? In this room?

516
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:09,566
No. Nope. Nope.

517
00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:12,332
Because it's...

518
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:14,728
Claire, I'm...

519
00:31:14,906 --> 00:31:18,899
I'm really sorry. I should've talked
to you about this before.

520
00:31:19,077 --> 00:31:21,602
I'm just... I can tell you from in there.

521
00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:23,503
Um...

522
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:29,142
I think I'm gay.

523
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:31,678
That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay.

524
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:33,847
I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out.

525
00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:36,118
- Oh, my God.
- This weekend's been a lot.

526
00:31:36,294 --> 00:31:40,560
I'm a little... Feeling vulnerable,
excited, liberated. Things...

527
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,131
Phew. Got a lot going on.

528
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,598
All these things I'm dealing with,
it's just...

529
00:31:44,769 --> 00:31:47,260
There's not enough room for all of it
and you.

530
00:31:47,438 --> 00:31:48,996
- Okay.
- You know?

531
00:31:49,173 --> 00:31:50,538
- So...
- Okay.

532
00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:53,438
All right. Thanks for being cool with it.

533
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:55,970
I accept.

534
00:31:56,614 --> 00:31:58,912
- You accept what now?
- I accept the challenge.

535
00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,610
I accept the challenge
of being your partner in this journey.

536
00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:05,415
No. You're not getting it.
I don't need you as a partner.

537
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,150
I need another partner.
I need, like, a guy partner.

538
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,191
Like, dudes, maybe a lot of them.

539
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,559
Yes. We're gonna work through this.

540
00:32:12,730 --> 00:32:15,290
There's no working through it.
It's not a curable thing.

541
00:32:15,466 --> 00:32:16,956
This I got.

542
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:20,003
- We start tomorrow.
- We're not... What are we starting?

543
00:32:20,204 --> 00:32:23,640
- Yeah.
- What? Claire. Claire!

544
00:32:23,808 --> 00:32:25,366
DARCY:
Yeah.

545
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,713
Yeah! Yeah!

546
00:32:30,415 --> 00:32:32,406
[DARCY MOANING AND SHOUTING]

547
00:32:35,219 --> 00:32:37,312
- Well, I'm out of here.
DARCY: What?

548
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:38,819
You're leaving?

549
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:42,357
- No.
- My boss called. I have to go in.

550
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:45,826
Tell him you can't. What an ass.

551
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,988
Ass face.

552
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:52,394
- I know.
- Will you make her stay?

553
00:32:53,037 --> 00:32:54,629
Rachel, you really should stay.

554
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,899
You're gonna miss them shooting
another porno.

555
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:59,134
You are obviously
still so in love with me.

556
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,334
[IN MOCKING VOICE]
Obviously.

557
00:33:00,511 --> 00:33:03,810
Do we have the number for a taxi?
I need to get to the Jitney.

558
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,044
It's okay.

559
00:33:06,551 --> 00:33:07,609
I could take you.

560
00:33:07,785 --> 00:33:10,049
Yeah. Honey will take you.

561
00:33:11,522 --> 00:33:13,319
Well, there you go.

562
00:33:27,472 --> 00:33:30,032
You don't really have to go, do you?

563
00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:37,276
I'm sorry. Can we, um...?
Can we just forget this happened?

564
00:33:38,983 --> 00:33:40,416
Okay.

565
00:33:43,087 --> 00:33:45,078
We'll forget it happened.

566
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:47,224
Good. Why did it happen?

567
00:33:49,227 --> 00:33:50,717
Why did you kiss me?

568
00:33:53,064 --> 00:33:54,088
Yeah...

569
00:33:54,265 --> 00:33:55,698
[STAMMERING]

570
00:33:56,434 --> 00:33:57,458
We shouldn't...

571
00:33:58,569 --> 00:34:00,036
You were having wedding jitters.

572
00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,069
And I was emotional
about turning 30.

573
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:04,572
- We were both really drunk.
- I wasn't that drunk.

574
00:34:06,978 --> 00:34:08,138
What?

575
00:34:09,313 --> 00:34:11,144
I wasn't that drunk.

576
00:34:13,651 --> 00:34:16,313
- I'm sorry. I shouldn't even...
- No, it was just a mistake.

577
00:34:16,487 --> 00:34:17,511
It was a big mistake.

578
00:34:17,688 --> 00:34:20,486
Yeah, you know what?
It was, ha, a big mistake.

579
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,391
So how was the rest of the weekend?

580
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:56,959
I just had the best time
with your boyfriend, Marco.

581
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,755
- Marcus.
- Doesn't matter.

582
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,424
Everybody was okay with me leaving?

583
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,227
You know, Darcy?
Dex? Anybody say anything?

584
00:35:04,402 --> 00:35:07,769
Well, we all had a good cry, but then...
No. No one cared. Why?

585
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,963
Nothing.

586
00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:12,434
I'm having dinner with Darcy.
She said it was important.

587
00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,374
It's important?
Oh, my God, should I be there?

588
00:35:15,646 --> 00:35:17,079
Ha.

589
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:19,240
WOMAN:
Oh, that's great.

590
00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,743
[CROWD CHATTERING]

591
00:35:29,494 --> 00:35:31,189
MAN:
Just because we didn't...

592
00:35:33,498 --> 00:35:34,624
Rachel is here.

593
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,329
Oh. Rach.

594
00:35:36,767 --> 00:35:38,997
- Rach, we're back here.
MAN: A bit short.

595
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,967
- Hi.
- Hi.

596
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,166
Do you wanna sit down?

597
00:35:45,343 --> 00:35:49,336
No, that's okay. I just... I thought that
we were having dinner alone, Darce.

598
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:50,640
DARCY: Right.
- So did I.

599
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,047
We're not. There's something the three
of us need to talk about that's important.

600
00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:57,210
Let me get a chair. Can I steal this?

601
00:35:58,556 --> 00:36:01,548
Scoot over just a smidge. Thank you.

602
00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,990
Okay.

603
00:36:12,803 --> 00:36:16,034
There's something going on here,
and I think we all know what it is.

604
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,235
I know there's something going on.

605
00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:25,849
I've been noticing this for a while.

606
00:36:26,484 --> 00:36:29,510
And I read in <i>Cosmopolitan</i> magazine toda...
Well, I skimmed it.

607
00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:35,523
And it said it's normal for the best friend
and the fianc� to be...

608
00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,924
...upset about losing the attention
of the bride.

609
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:44,729
That is what's going on here, right?

610
00:36:46,604 --> 00:36:47,628
Actually...

611
00:36:47,805 --> 00:36:49,238
- Guilty.
DEX: Yeah.

612
00:36:49,407 --> 00:36:52,308
- That's it. That's it.
- Okay, all right. Let's get over it now.

613
00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:55,536
Let's move on from this,
because there are no third wheels.

614
00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:59,444
I love you both.

615
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:00,914
WOMAN: Thank you.
MAN: You're welcome.

616
00:37:01,085 --> 00:37:04,282
Yes, thank you for dinner.

617
00:37:05,756 --> 00:37:08,224
So did you and Marcus do it?

618
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,882
DEX: Darcy.
DARCY: Heh-heh-heh.

619
00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,529
It's a legitimate question.

620
00:37:12,697 --> 00:37:13,755
Did you?

621
00:37:15,032 --> 00:37:16,465
- Tell me.
- No.

622
00:37:16,634 --> 00:37:18,158
Was he a good kisser at least?

623
00:37:18,336 --> 00:37:19,997
- Will you leave her alone?
- Come on.

624
00:37:20,171 --> 00:37:23,663
Shush. This is between me
and my best girlfriend.

625
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,172
Well?

626
00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:28,840
- Was he?
- Hmm?

627
00:37:30,481 --> 00:37:34,247
I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex
he doesn't know you at all?

628
00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:38,650
He was like, "She's not into him.
Why would she be into him?"

629
00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,152
I just...

630
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:46,194
- I think you two are different. That's all.
- So?

631
00:37:46,364 --> 00:37:48,559
So what? We're different.

632
00:37:48,966 --> 00:37:51,867
If people fell in love based on similarities,
the two of you would be a couple.

633
00:37:52,036 --> 00:37:53,435
DEX:
I'm gonna get a taxi.

634
00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,834
- Okay.
- Meet me up front.

635
00:37:56,007 --> 00:37:57,770
DARCY:
Are you gonna leave me?

636
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,347
Okay. Maid of honor favor.

637
00:38:05,850 --> 00:38:09,047
You have to see this '90s cover band
with me tomorrow night.

638
00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:10,380
For the wedding.

639
00:38:10,888 --> 00:38:14,346
You have to. It's the only time
they're playing and Dex loves the band.

640
00:38:14,525 --> 00:38:16,755
- I'm slammed at work.
- Promised him I'd go.

641
00:38:16,927 --> 00:38:21,660
He's working. You're coming. Please?
You have way better taste than me.

642
00:38:21,832 --> 00:38:23,493
Than I. It's "than I."

643
00:38:23,668 --> 00:38:25,568
- You have better taste than I.
- Than I do.

644
00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:27,465
Sounds weird.

645
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:29,229
Fine. Ahem.

646
00:38:30,041 --> 00:38:31,906
When do I ever say no to you?

647
00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:41,548
[SINGING]
<i>How's it gonna be</i>

648
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,917
<i>When you don't know me anymore?</i>

649
00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:47,717
Hey. Where are you?

650
00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:49,382
Oh, something came up.

651
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:50,720
RACHEL:
<i>Wait, you're not coming?</i>

652
00:38:50,895 --> 00:38:53,489
Well, I... Ow!

653
00:38:54,598 --> 00:38:58,591
Um, why don't you just listen to a couple
songs and call me after? I gotta go.

654
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,736
<i>How's it gonna be</i>

655
00:39:04,909 --> 00:39:11,838
<i>When you don't know me anymore?</i>

656
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,544
<i>How's it gonna be</i>

657
00:39:16,721 --> 00:39:19,952
<i>How's it gonna be?</i>

658
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:24,988
<i>How's it gonna be?</i>

659
00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,396
<i>How's it gonna be?</i>

660
00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:36,730
<i>How's it gonna be?</i>

661
00:39:36,907 --> 00:39:38,568
[CROWD CHEERING]

662
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,973
[BAND PLAYING COUNTING CROWS'
"ROUND HERE"]

663
00:39:43,647 --> 00:39:47,208
<i>Step out the front door</i>
<i>Like a ghost into the fog</i>

664
00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,153
<i>Where no one notices the contrast</i>
<i>Of white on white</i>

665
00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:58,762
<i>In between the moon and you</i>
<i>Angels get a better view</i>

666
00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,726
I can't believe she sent you here.

667
00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,426
- It's fine.
- No.

668
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,063
This is not fine.

669
00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,301
How come you never told me
how you felt in law school?

670
00:40:15,212 --> 00:40:18,978
Dex, I never should have
said anything. I'm...

671
00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:22,243
I just wish I would've known.

672
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:24,681
What do you mean?

673
00:40:26,957 --> 00:40:30,654
Rachel, you were all I ever thought about
in law school.

674
00:40:32,329 --> 00:40:35,264
Did you really not know that?

675
00:40:40,070 --> 00:40:41,503
Why are you saying this to me?

676
00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,105
- Rachel...
- Wait, don't.

677
00:40:43,741 --> 00:40:45,675
- Please, don't.
- Rachel.

678
00:40:45,843 --> 00:40:50,940
This is not wedding jitters. It never was.

679
00:40:52,349 --> 00:40:58,811
I just...
I can't stop thinking about you...

680
00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,385
...and I don't know what to do.

681
00:41:05,596 --> 00:41:07,621
Rachel, look at me.

682
00:41:08,432 --> 00:41:10,400
Look at me.

683
00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:17,706
If you feel the same way about me,
tell me now.

684
00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,304
Please.

685
00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:23,070
Just tell me now.

686
00:41:26,917 --> 00:41:28,043
I can't.

687
00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,649
It's too late.

688
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:36,150
It's too late.

689
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,495
SINGER:
<i>We all look the same</i>

690
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:21,333
I do feel the same way.

691
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:23,663
I wish I didn't.

692
00:42:24,308 --> 00:42:25,969
But I do.

693
00:42:54,104 --> 00:42:59,337
DEX [ON RECORDING]: <i>Hey. I can't stop</i>
<i>thinking about what just happened.</i>

694
00:42:59,677 --> 00:43:01,770
<i>God, this is crazy.</i>

695
00:43:01,946 --> 00:43:07,509
<i>But I just wanna make sure you come</i>
<i>to the Hamptons this weekend.</i>

696
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:13,052
<i>I, um, hope to see you there. Okay.</i>

697
00:43:24,401 --> 00:43:26,198
CLAIRE:
Lunchtime!

698
00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:34,334
- Hey.
- Hey.

699
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:37,377
- How are you?
- I'm good. How are you?

700
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,175
DARCY:
Ha-ha-ha. Hi.

701
00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:43,145
- I, uh, forgot something.
DARCY: Ugh.

702
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,252
- What a dramatic day.
DEX: It is.

703
00:43:47,057 --> 00:43:49,890
Oh. Heh-heh-heh.

704
00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:51,357
Why are you wearing that?

705
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:55,391
What? Why shouldn't gays have
the same rights as we do?

706
00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:58,262
I'm gonna go grab a beer.
Do you guys want anything?

707
00:43:58,435 --> 00:43:59,834
I'll have a beer.

708
00:44:00,004 --> 00:44:01,528
I agree, I just...

709
00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,667
Hey, Rach.

710
00:44:04,074 --> 00:44:08,408
I'm sorry about that.
Uh, I was just thinking...

711
00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,259
No peppers, right, baby?

712
00:44:24,428 --> 00:44:26,555
- When did you get here?
- Uh, this morning.

713
00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:29,824
I didn't invite you back another weekend.
So why are you here?

714
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,232
Because I love you
and I can't stand to be away from you.

715
00:44:34,405 --> 00:44:35,929
And, also, my apartment flooded.

716
00:44:36,106 --> 00:44:38,370
Really? It flooded? That's so weird.
I don't care.

717
00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:39,804
- Darcy.
DARCY: That's crazy.

718
00:44:39,977 --> 00:44:43,105
Be nice to him. He's going through
something very difficult.

719
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:46,943
Thank you. Well, no, it was just
the apartment flooding is the only thing.

720
00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,379
[GIGGLING]

721
00:44:48,552 --> 00:44:50,520
MARCUS:
I think I need a wet nap.

722
00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,121
You do.

723
00:44:54,091 --> 00:44:55,718
MARCUS:
Good spread.

724
00:44:55,959 --> 00:44:57,426
Spaghetti.

725
00:45:02,232 --> 00:45:04,359
We're allowed to have guests, right?

726
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,059
Is there any vodka?

727
00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,136
DEX:
Mom, don't worry.

728
00:45:11,942 --> 00:45:16,276
Yeah, no, it shouldn't be a problem.
Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow.

729
00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,807
It's all gonna be fine, Mom.

730
00:45:19,783 --> 00:45:21,512
I love you too.

731
00:45:26,156 --> 00:45:27,214
That your mom?

732
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:31,418
Is she not doing well again?

733
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:36,128
She's actually getting better.
She's so excited about the wedding.

734
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,199
Right. Ahem.

735
00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,671
You know, when I was a kid...

736
00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,844
...and her depression got really bad,
my father made sure he wasn't around...

737
00:45:52,316 --> 00:45:54,546
...so I'd just try to cheer her up.

738
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:57,487
The worst part was...

739
00:45:57,654 --> 00:46:02,819
...I actually was afraid that if I couldn't
make her happy, I'd lose her.

740
00:46:04,528 --> 00:46:06,257
That's a good reason to be afraid.

741
00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,164
DARCY: Dex! FedEx! It's our proofs
for our wedding invites! Come see!

742
00:46:17,074 --> 00:46:19,702
I'm sorry we haven't had any time to talk.

743
00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,186
Nice jeans, dude.

744
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:36,485
Nice hair, bro.

745
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:38,855
MARCUS: You wanna go
dip your toes in the water with me?

746
00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:44,626
I think she's asleep. Or dead.

747
00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,497
MARCUS:
Well, I'm gonna go.

748
00:46:55,712 --> 00:46:58,476
DEX: Something tells me you're not kidding.
DARCY: I'm not.

749
00:46:59,082 --> 00:47:00,674
[DEX CHUCKLING UNEASILY]

750
00:47:02,953 --> 00:47:04,682
Ha-ha-ha.

751
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:10,521
That's, like, the fakest laugh.
What's wrong with you lately?

752
00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,493
I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense.

753
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,291
Tense.

754
00:47:17,201 --> 00:47:21,501
I love you, baby,
even when you're tense.

755
00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,470
What are you doing?

756
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:24,698
What do you mean?

757
00:47:24,875 --> 00:47:26,570
What am I doing?

758
00:47:27,144 --> 00:47:29,271
Don't even think about it.

759
00:47:30,881 --> 00:47:33,179
What did I say, huh?

760
00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,414
Darcy, you're so dead.

761
00:47:36,587 --> 00:47:38,077
[SHOUTING AND LAUGHING]

762
00:47:52,436 --> 00:47:54,427
[MISS EIGHTY 6'S "CAME TO PARTY"
PLAYING ON STEREO]

763
00:47:54,605 --> 00:47:57,540
<i>When I need to get away</i>
<i>I turn it up</i>

764
00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,474
<i>I let it play</i>
<i>Let the DJ show me the way of the player</i>

765
00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:03,169
<i>Until I'm feeling as good as</i>

766
00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:07,374
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

767
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,179
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

768
00:48:10,354 --> 00:48:12,948
<i>We came here to party</i>

769
00:48:13,123 --> 00:48:15,091
- My mom didn't know what I was doing.
<i>- Oh, oh, oh</i>

770
00:48:15,259 --> 00:48:19,252
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

771
00:48:19,429 --> 00:48:21,829
<i>We came here to party</i>

772
00:48:21,999 --> 00:48:24,559
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

773
00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,259
- Get away from me.
<i>- Oh, oh, oh</i>

774
00:48:26,436 --> 00:48:29,997
<i>Oh, oh, oh</i>

775
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:34,132
So I built this tiny little splint
for his tiny little broken leg.

776
00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:38,042
And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't
push hard. You had to just blow it...

777
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:39,682
- I need him. I'm sorry.
- Oh!

778
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,249
Oh, God! I need you.

779
00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,409
Aah! Yeah!

780
00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,578
[BUBBA SPARXXX'S "MS. NEW BOOTY"
PLAYING]

781
00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,087
<i>Bring it back to me</i>

782
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,521
<i>Hit the players' club</i>
<i>For about a month or two</i>

783
00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:50,751
Yeah, Rachel!

784
00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,726
<i>I found you</i>
<i>Ms. New Booty</i>

785
00:48:53,897 --> 00:48:54,921
Do it, girl!

786
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:59,125
I'm here for you, baby! Whatever you need!
Whatever you need, baby!

787
00:48:59,303 --> 00:49:02,329
<i>Put a tan on it</i>
<i>Then see what it do</i>

788
00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:03,871
<i>Get it right</i>
<i>Get it right, get it tight</i>

789
00:49:04,041 --> 00:49:05,599
DARCY:
Oh, yeah.

790
00:49:06,043 --> 00:49:07,510
[MOUTHS]
<i>No.</i>

791
00:49:07,678 --> 00:49:09,236
Give him your back. Give him your back.

792
00:49:09,413 --> 00:49:11,643
<i>Girl, I don't need you</i>
<i>But you need me</i>

793
00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:14,181
<i>Take it off, let it flop</i>
<i>Shake it freely</i>

794
00:49:14,351 --> 00:49:15,375
[SHOUTS]

795
00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:19,079
<i>I let 'em tell itself</i>
<i>And you ain't gotta sell, girl, it sell itself</i>

796
00:49:19,256 --> 00:49:21,121
<i>Like nothing else</i>
<i>Yeah, I'm a country boy</i>

797
00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,781
Yeah.

798
00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:27,690
<i>Ain't life grand?</i>
<i>Live it up, daddy</i>

799
00:49:27,864 --> 00:49:30,424
[SHOUTING]

800
00:49:31,501 --> 00:49:33,401
MARCUS:
Yeah, get in there.

801
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,872
[GROANING]

802
00:49:36,039 --> 00:49:37,097
Are you all right?

803
00:49:37,274 --> 00:49:39,242
Yeah, no, I just think I pulled something.

804
00:49:39,409 --> 00:49:41,138
Your vagina?

805
00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:43,370
No, I didn't pull my vagina.

806
00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:49,417
- Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding.
- I just pulled near my vagina.

807
00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:52,183
She's fine, she's fine.

808
00:50:31,561 --> 00:50:35,122
Now I know how many flowers it takes
for you to call me back when you're mad.

809
00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,496
Sorry. It just...

810
00:50:37,667 --> 00:50:41,660
Look, I know this weekend wasn't
what we had hoped it would be.

811
00:50:41,838 --> 00:50:43,863
RACHEL:
<i>No, it wasn't just this weekend.</i>

812
00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,568
It's watching you with her.
And knowing what we're doing.

813
00:50:47,744 --> 00:50:50,372
<i>What are we doing? It's just...</i>

814
00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:54,843
It's hard to see you with her, Dex.

815
00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,945
I can't believe I'm saying these things.

816
00:50:58,822 --> 00:51:01,689
Rachel, what we need
is some time alone.

817
00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:04,417
Just the two of us.

818
00:51:04,594 --> 00:51:07,358
<i>You know what,</i>
<i>next weekend is the Fourth of July.</i>

819
00:51:07,531 --> 00:51:09,590
<i>I'll say I have to work.</i>

820
00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:11,963
And it'll be like a time-out.

821
00:51:12,469 --> 00:51:14,699
<i>A time-out to see what this is...</i>

822
00:51:14,871 --> 00:51:19,740
<i>...without anyone</i>
<i>or anything around us.</i>

823
00:51:25,282 --> 00:51:26,306
What do you say?

824
00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:30,313
Gotta go. Call you back.

825
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,921
Sorry. Started without you. Good God.
Who are those from?

826
00:51:34,891 --> 00:51:39,021
- Uh, Marcus.
- Really? Because they look expensive.

827
00:51:39,663 --> 00:51:41,255
- Should we go?
- Yes, we should.

828
00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,296
And that was him
on the phone too, right?

829
00:51:43,467 --> 00:51:45,526
- You doing good?
- Should we go?

830
00:51:46,403 --> 00:51:48,667
Yes, we should. There's a note.

831
00:51:49,339 --> 00:51:50,704
It's private. Come on.

832
00:51:50,874 --> 00:51:53,638
Come on.
I was just gonna check his spelling.

833
00:51:53,810 --> 00:51:56,210
- Heh.
- Rachel.

834
00:51:58,248 --> 00:52:00,512
Rachel, who are the flowers from?

835
00:52:03,887 --> 00:52:05,718
Do you want me to guess?

836
00:52:06,523 --> 00:52:08,218
Please don't.

837
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:15,395
Please say something.

838
00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:20,366
I don't know what you want me to say.
I mean, I guess I'm impressed, actually.

839
00:52:20,537 --> 00:52:23,995
I didn't think you had it in you.
Him either.

840
00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:27,436
It's nothing to be proud of.

841
00:52:28,178 --> 00:52:29,770
Oh, my God, it's terrible.

842
00:52:29,946 --> 00:52:32,414
Why? Nobody's married yet.

843
00:52:32,582 --> 00:52:35,847
And, besides, sometimes good people
do bad things, right?

844
00:52:36,386 --> 00:52:39,913
And, hey, I could see you guys together.

845
00:52:43,293 --> 00:52:44,920
So, what's the plan?

846
00:52:45,095 --> 00:52:47,859
You gonna stay here,
spend Fourth of July weekend with him?

847
00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:53,900
He wants to spend some time together
to see what this thing is.

848
00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,668
And what do you want?

849
00:52:56,406 --> 00:53:00,866
I want not to want him.

850
00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,869
Is that true?

851
00:53:05,482 --> 00:53:07,245
I don't know.

852
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,983
Well, I can tell you this.

853
00:53:11,421 --> 00:53:13,753
If the roles were reversed...

854
00:53:14,291 --> 00:53:16,020
...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate.

855
00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,428
RACHEL:
Darcy, I really have to get back to work.

856
00:53:20,597 --> 00:53:22,565
What about these?

857
00:53:23,133 --> 00:53:24,964
Did you hear me?

858
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,734
- Can I read you something?
- Can you read it fast?

859
00:53:27,904 --> 00:53:29,496
- It's my vows.
- I have to be...

860
00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:36,035
Sit.

861
00:53:37,314 --> 00:53:38,804
Ready?

862
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:41,150
"Dex.

863
00:53:43,019 --> 00:53:44,816
Dex.

864
00:53:45,255 --> 00:53:50,750
Our love is like the ocean.
Endless and deep, always flowing."

865
00:53:53,863 --> 00:53:55,922
It's awful? You hate it?

866
00:53:56,433 --> 00:53:58,298
I don't hate it. It's lovely.

867
00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,237
Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow.

868
00:54:02,872 --> 00:54:07,138
See, you're better at this than I am.
Help me.

869
00:54:07,310 --> 00:54:08,937
Right now?

870
00:54:09,112 --> 00:54:10,170
- Come on.
- Okay.

871
00:54:10,347 --> 00:54:11,837
Well, forget the ocean.

872
00:54:12,649 --> 00:54:13,741
Forget the ocean.

873
00:54:14,317 --> 00:54:17,411
Uh, tell him that...

874
00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:22,422
...when you're with him,
everything makes sense.

875
00:54:23,059 --> 00:54:24,617
Right?

876
00:54:25,061 --> 00:54:27,859
And he makes you giddy.

877
00:54:30,867 --> 00:54:32,562
And...

878
00:54:32,736 --> 00:54:35,136
...uh, tell him that...

879
00:54:37,207 --> 00:54:43,043
...he makes you the person you want to be,
instead of the person you are.

880
00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:45,908
And that...

881
00:54:47,584 --> 00:54:52,487
...uh, the idea of life without him is...

882
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:57,926
...not only unbearable, it's unimaginable.

883
00:54:58,228 --> 00:55:00,025
DARCY:
Oh, my God.

884
00:55:00,196 --> 00:55:02,562
- Ha, ha. Hi.
- What's up?

885
00:55:02,732 --> 00:55:04,996
DARCY: How are you?
I haven't seen you guys forever.

886
00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:07,796
- How's it going? What's happening?
WOMAN 1: I know.

887
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,495
- Who's that?
DARCY: Oh, that's Rachel.

888
00:55:09,673 --> 00:55:12,642
You remember Rachel.
My best friend from forever.

889
00:55:12,842 --> 00:55:15,640
I know, I'm getting...
I'm getting shoes for my wedding.

890
00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,110
- Can you believe it?
WOMAN 1: No!

891
00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:22,350
DARCY:
Yes.

892
00:55:22,852 --> 00:55:25,912
DJ [ON RADIO]: <i>If you're driving to the</i>
<i>beach, I hope you packed your patience...</i>

893
00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:28,421
<i>...because the roads are jammed, folks...</i>

894
00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:33,221
<i>...as New York City does its annual</i>
<i>disappearing act for the Fourth of July.</i>

895
00:55:45,375 --> 00:55:47,138
[DOORBELL BUZZES]

896
00:55:50,380 --> 00:55:52,780
- Who is it?
- It's Dex.

897
00:55:52,949 --> 00:55:54,541
Hi.

898
00:56:00,457 --> 00:56:01,981
Come on up.

899
00:56:05,395 --> 00:56:07,260
You know what,
I'm gonna come down there.

900
00:56:07,430 --> 00:56:08,454
I can come up.

901
00:56:08,631 --> 00:56:11,191
No, no, no. I'm coming down.

902
00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,274
Wow.

903
00:56:24,447 --> 00:56:27,109
Sorry. I'm... Ugh, I'm just a...

904
00:56:27,784 --> 00:56:28,978
- A wreck?
- Heh.

905
00:56:29,652 --> 00:56:31,381
Yes. Heh-heh-heh.

906
00:56:32,689 --> 00:56:34,987
- So shall we go?
- Yeah.

907
00:56:38,361 --> 00:56:41,125
Wow. It really is deserted.

908
00:56:41,297 --> 00:56:42,855
Yeah, it's just us.

909
00:56:43,032 --> 00:56:45,023
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

910
00:56:46,369 --> 00:56:48,462
- Is that her? You can answer if you want.
- No.

911
00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,300
You know what,
I'm gonna turn this thing off.

912
00:57:02,218 --> 00:57:06,882
I'm sorry. I'm not... I just...
I'm not, uh, really comfortable.

913
00:57:08,291 --> 00:57:10,020
No, it's okay...

914
00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:15,756
...because this is already the best
weekend I've had in a long time.

915
00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:26,502
Do you remember that night when
we were studying for our Torts final?

916
00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:28,803
And you were laughing so hard?

917
00:57:29,979 --> 00:57:32,379
You know exactly what I'm talking about,
don't you?

918
00:57:32,549 --> 00:57:33,948
Yeah.

919
00:57:34,851 --> 00:57:39,185
Didn't you feel what I was feeling?

920
00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:41,289
I did.

921
00:57:43,193 --> 00:57:46,492
At least I was hoping
that's what you were feeling.

922
00:57:47,363 --> 00:57:50,992
Yeah, but, then,
that night when I met Darcy...

923
00:57:51,901 --> 00:57:53,994
...I actually thought you set us up.

924
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:57,105
I just didn't think someone like you...

925
00:57:57,907 --> 00:58:00,239
...could ever like someone like me.

926
00:58:28,538 --> 00:58:30,529
[CROWD CHATTERING AND LAUGHING]

927
00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:07,734
[SIGHS]

928
00:59:09,844 --> 00:59:12,039
That's a nice way to wake up.

929
00:59:12,646 --> 00:59:14,238
Good morning.

930
00:59:18,252 --> 00:59:19,981
I wanna tell you something.

931
00:59:20,755 --> 00:59:22,484
Tell me something.

932
00:59:29,430 --> 00:59:30,727
I love you.

933
00:59:32,700 --> 00:59:34,634
I love you, Rachel.

934
00:59:37,104 --> 00:59:39,470
I think I always have loved you.

935
00:59:51,218 --> 00:59:54,312
Imagine I'm holding your hand
right now.

936
00:59:54,789 --> 00:59:56,484
RACHEL:
Okay.

937
00:59:58,692 --> 01:00:01,422
- You're blushing.
MAN: Dexter.

938
01:00:04,532 --> 01:00:05,556
Is that...?

939
01:00:05,733 --> 01:00:07,928
- That's my parents.
- Who's that?

940
01:00:08,102 --> 01:00:10,764
I wonder what he's doing.
He's not supposed to be in town.

941
01:00:10,938 --> 01:00:12,997
Oh, my God. I should go.

942
01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:14,607
No, don't.

943
01:00:14,809 --> 01:00:16,242
- Dex.
- Stay.

944
01:00:16,410 --> 01:00:18,537
Well, this is a surprise. Heh, heh.

945
01:00:18,779 --> 01:00:21,839
Dex, what are you doing here?
We thought you were in the Hamptons.

946
01:00:22,016 --> 01:00:23,916
- I had to work.
- Mm. Had to work.

947
01:00:24,118 --> 01:00:26,848
Mom, Dad, you remember Rachel White.

948
01:00:27,021 --> 01:00:28,852
Oh, my gosh, yes.

949
01:00:29,023 --> 01:00:31,355
- Hello, dear.
- Hi. Good to see you.

950
01:00:31,525 --> 01:00:35,120
BRIDGET: Guess who was asleep in the box
with his head on the pillow next to Buddy.

951
01:00:35,296 --> 01:00:39,630
Little Dex did not come out of that box
for two days. Ha-ha-ha.

952
01:00:40,568 --> 01:00:42,195
Dexter, come. Let's walk.

953
01:00:42,369 --> 01:00:44,633
- Excuse us, ladies.
- Excuse us.

954
01:00:44,805 --> 01:00:47,706
Mom, thank you for thoroughly
embarrassing me. Appreciate that.

955
01:00:47,875 --> 01:00:48,967
My pleasure.

956
01:00:50,444 --> 01:00:51,468
[CHUCKLES]

957
01:00:52,746 --> 01:00:55,340
Your mother doesn't like me drinking
during the daytime.

958
01:00:56,483 --> 01:00:59,509
Well, she looks good. She seems happy.

959
01:00:59,687 --> 01:01:01,655
She sure does.

960
01:01:01,822 --> 01:01:04,256
I don't think I've ever seen her so happy.

961
01:01:05,526 --> 01:01:07,255
Must be the wedding.

962
01:01:08,696 --> 01:01:10,129
Cheers.

963
01:01:11,098 --> 01:01:13,066
Dad, can I ask you a question?

964
01:01:16,971 --> 01:01:20,407
Have you ever gone down a road...

965
01:01:20,908 --> 01:01:24,173
...I mean, far down it and...

966
01:01:25,579 --> 01:01:29,948
And wondered maybe
if it wasn't what you want?

967
01:01:30,117 --> 01:01:32,085
What you want.

968
01:01:33,120 --> 01:01:34,883
The problem with that expression is...

969
01:01:35,055 --> 01:01:38,047
...it's frequently at odds
with what's right.

970
01:01:39,159 --> 01:01:40,820
Isn't it?

971
01:01:42,663 --> 01:01:46,599
Now, whatever's going on
between you and that girl, you stop it. Now.

972
01:01:46,767 --> 01:01:48,234
- But, Dad...
- No.

973
01:01:48,402 --> 01:01:50,097
You know what I'm talking about.

974
01:01:52,506 --> 01:01:54,565
That's not the kind of people we are.

975
01:01:57,177 --> 01:01:58,542
Yes, sir.

976
01:02:05,986 --> 01:02:08,648
Your mom is a sweetheart.

977
01:02:09,657 --> 01:02:11,454
Your dad...

978
01:02:11,792 --> 01:02:14,886
I see where the strong silent thing
comes from.

979
01:02:17,131 --> 01:02:18,257
Is everything okay?

980
01:02:18,432 --> 01:02:21,924
Yeah. Yeah, I'm just tired.

981
01:02:26,273 --> 01:02:27,604
Do you wanna come up?

982
01:02:29,476 --> 01:02:33,469
I do, but, uh, Darcy texted
and they're on their way back, so...

983
01:02:34,114 --> 01:02:37,174
- Oh. Yeah.
- I should...

984
01:02:39,486 --> 01:02:41,784
Rachel, just so you know...

985
01:02:42,656 --> 01:02:44,351
...what I said this morning...

986
01:02:44,758 --> 01:02:46,089
Yeah?

987
01:02:49,196 --> 01:02:50,527
I meant it.

988
01:03:03,677 --> 01:03:05,440
That's what he said?

989
01:03:05,679 --> 01:03:08,079
It's complicated, Ethan.

990
01:03:11,719 --> 01:03:13,016
Don't.

991
01:03:13,187 --> 01:03:17,624
Don't what? Rachel, it's not complicated.
He's being a dick.

992
01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:19,622
To be honest, you're being stupid.

993
01:03:19,793 --> 01:03:21,784
- Whoa. I'm being stupid?
- Yes.

994
01:03:22,262 --> 01:03:25,595
He's stringing you along. And the
worst part is you're just letting him.

995
01:03:25,766 --> 01:03:28,326
How long are you gonna let this happen?
His wedding day?

996
01:03:28,502 --> 01:03:31,266
- His first anniversary?
- He's not even married yet, Ethan.

997
01:03:31,438 --> 01:03:34,601
Exactly, Rachel.
He's not even married yet.

998
01:03:34,775 --> 01:03:37,539
Which means he can change his situation
anytime he wants.

999
01:03:37,978 --> 01:03:40,708
But he hasn't, has he?

1000
01:03:41,448 --> 01:03:45,680
Have you even seen him, have you even
talked to him since the Fourth of July?

1001
01:03:47,488 --> 01:03:51,891
Rachel, when did you become one
of these women that just waits?

1002
01:03:52,059 --> 01:03:54,289
And is still waiting.

1003
01:03:54,461 --> 01:03:57,225
I don't exactly see you
living your happily ever after.

1004
01:03:57,731 --> 01:04:01,497
Maybe you're right. But at least I try.
At least I take chances.

1005
01:04:01,668 --> 01:04:04,159
When? When is the last time
you took a chance?

1006
01:04:04,338 --> 01:04:07,273
Two days ago, when I decided
to move to London.

1007
01:04:07,841 --> 01:04:10,742
- What?
- Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall.

1008
01:04:11,412 --> 01:04:12,936
When were you gonna tell me?

1009
01:04:13,113 --> 01:04:17,174
Um, today. Just now, actually,
before you yelled at me.

1010
01:04:21,388 --> 01:04:23,913
There's a publisher
who's really interested in my book.

1011
01:04:24,091 --> 01:04:25,217
She wants to work on it.

1012
01:04:25,692 --> 01:04:27,023
Ethan, that's incredible.

1013
01:04:28,962 --> 01:04:31,294
Hey, you wanna give me
a killer going-away present?

1014
01:04:31,465 --> 01:04:34,798
- What?
- Tell your boyfriend to make a decision.

1015
01:04:41,175 --> 01:04:42,472
MARCUS:
Nice, Justin.

1016
01:04:49,116 --> 01:04:50,777
I'm okay.

1017
01:04:54,822 --> 01:04:57,188
BOY 1:
Oh, nice one!

1018
01:04:59,259 --> 01:05:00,556
Hey.

1019
01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:01,819
Hi.

1020
01:05:02,529 --> 01:05:04,156
MARCUS:
<i>So I'm lying in bed last night...</i>

1021
01:05:04,731 --> 01:05:09,828
...thinking about you,
wondering if I should jerk off or not.

1022
01:05:10,838 --> 01:05:13,306
But the thing was, I couldn't get it up.

1023
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:17,205
And that never happens, by the way.
Just FYI. Never happens to me.

1024
01:05:17,377 --> 01:05:20,312
And it wasn't because
I don't think you're hot. I do.

1025
01:05:20,481 --> 01:05:22,711
I totally think you're hot.

1026
01:05:22,883 --> 01:05:23,907
I just feel...

1027
01:05:24,084 --> 01:05:27,520
I don't know.
I associate you now with failure.

1028
01:05:28,689 --> 01:05:30,247
[RACHEL LAUGHS]

1029
01:05:30,424 --> 01:05:33,325
How do you make the most hideous things
sound charming?

1030
01:05:33,494 --> 01:05:36,258
- That's a compliment, right?
- Sure. Ha-ha-ha.

1031
01:05:37,564 --> 01:05:39,191
So how big you think it is?

1032
01:05:39,366 --> 01:05:40,594
Excuse me?

1033
01:05:40,767 --> 01:05:42,200
Oh, my God.

1034
01:05:42,369 --> 01:05:44,269
The house. You think it'll be big?

1035
01:05:44,471 --> 01:05:46,166
What house?

1036
01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:48,968
The house that Dex's old man
is buying for him and Darcy.

1037
01:05:50,477 --> 01:05:52,308
What, Darcy didn't tell you?

1038
01:05:52,479 --> 01:05:54,674
Yeah, yeah.
My dad is Dex's dad's realtor.

1039
01:05:54,848 --> 01:05:57,112
They're... Right now,
they're out in Westchester...

1040
01:05:57,284 --> 01:06:00,344
...looking for $2 million mansions.

1041
01:06:00,521 --> 01:06:02,580
Must be nice, huh?

1042
01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:09,054
DARCY: Gorgeous.
REALTOR: Oak floors throughout.

1043
01:06:09,229 --> 01:06:11,129
This is the study.

1044
01:06:11,598 --> 01:06:13,463
DARCY:
You look good in here, babe.

1045
01:06:13,634 --> 01:06:17,661
REALTOR: Hand-cut
Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step.

1046
01:06:17,938 --> 01:06:20,168
Natural light to the left.

1047
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,806
Southern exposure to the right.

1048
01:06:26,079 --> 01:06:27,808
So how many kids
you planning to have?

1049
01:06:27,981 --> 01:06:30,609
As many as Dex's father tells me to have.

1050
01:06:30,784 --> 01:06:32,308
- This is amazing.
- Isn't it great?

1051
01:06:32,486 --> 01:06:35,887
DARCY: We love you so much.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

1052
01:06:36,690 --> 01:06:40,524
Hmm. So Dex?

1053
01:06:41,028 --> 01:06:42,689
What do you think?

1054
01:06:45,165 --> 01:06:46,496
It's great.

1055
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,661
[CHUCKLES]

1056
01:06:50,103 --> 01:06:52,094
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1057
01:06:53,874 --> 01:06:56,536
- Hello.
- Hey, you little tart.

1058
01:06:56,710 --> 01:06:58,439
<i>Marcus just texted me.</i>

1059
01:06:58,612 --> 01:07:04,608
He said you guys saw each other today.
So spill the beans. Circumcised?

1060
01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:08,086
When were you gonna tell me
about looking at houses?

1061
01:07:09,723 --> 01:07:13,454
How did you know? Oh, Marcus's dad.

1062
01:07:13,627 --> 01:07:15,686
Um, it wasn't, like, a little secret.

1063
01:07:16,363 --> 01:07:18,422
<i>Wait till you see this house</i>
<i>that we loved.</i>

1064
01:07:18,599 --> 01:07:20,191
Oh, my God. We loved it.

1065
01:07:20,367 --> 01:07:22,028
We haven't decided anything yet.

1066
01:07:22,636 --> 01:07:24,866
- Oh, am I on speaker?
- Hi, Rach.

1067
01:07:25,038 --> 01:07:26,096
<i>Hey, Dex.</i>

1068
01:07:26,273 --> 01:07:27,934
You like the house too?

1069
01:07:28,976 --> 01:07:32,173
Uh, yeah, it was... It was okay.

1070
01:07:32,346 --> 01:07:33,904
DARCY:
What are you talking about?

1071
01:07:34,081 --> 01:07:37,278
- We loved it.
- That's great. I gotta go. But, Darce?

1072
01:07:37,451 --> 01:07:40,579
<i>- Yeah.</i>
- Yes, Marcus is circumcised.

1073
01:07:44,658 --> 01:07:47,786
Opposing counsel gave me
a two-week extension to respond.

1074
01:07:47,961 --> 01:07:48,985
Yes, I'll hold.

1075
01:07:52,032 --> 01:07:53,761
[CELL PHONE BUZZES]

1076
01:08:08,315 --> 01:08:10,078
[WOMEN CHEERING AND LAUGHING]

1077
01:08:12,786 --> 01:08:14,754
RACHEL:
We only have one night.

1078
01:08:15,489 --> 01:08:17,684
DARCY:
Oh, I know. Me too.

1079
01:08:19,326 --> 01:08:20,953
CLAIRE: Bye, Rachel.
- Night. Bye.

1080
01:08:21,128 --> 01:08:23,426
- Good night. Good night, Darcy.
- Air, air.

1081
01:08:23,597 --> 01:08:25,792
Darce, where...? Where are you going?

1082
01:08:25,966 --> 01:08:28,867
You know what?
I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight.

1083
01:08:29,036 --> 01:08:31,766
Oh, come on. We haven't had
a sleepover in, like, forever.

1084
01:08:31,938 --> 01:08:35,704
And, plus, Dex is gonna be out
with all his bachelor buddies all night.

1085
01:08:35,876 --> 01:08:37,138
Oh.

1086
01:08:38,512 --> 01:08:39,536
Okay, bye.

1087
01:08:39,713 --> 01:08:41,613
DARCY:
Love you.

1088
01:08:42,549 --> 01:08:44,983
So, what's going on in Marcus-land?

1089
01:08:45,152 --> 01:08:46,380
You gonna marry him?

1090
01:08:46,553 --> 01:08:47,713
Stop it.

1091
01:08:47,921 --> 01:08:50,981
What? Marcus isn't marriage material?

1092
01:08:51,591 --> 01:08:53,286
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1093
01:08:53,460 --> 01:08:57,191
Who is calling at this ungodly hour?

1094
01:08:58,732 --> 01:09:00,029
- Who is it?
- Hello?

1095
01:09:00,200 --> 01:09:03,567
Rachel, it's me.
Please, don't hang up.

1096
01:09:03,737 --> 01:09:05,136
<i>- Rachel.</i>
- [WHISPERING] Who is it?

1097
01:09:06,073 --> 01:09:09,338
I miss you. That's all I want to say.

1098
01:09:09,509 --> 01:09:10,840
Um...

1099
01:09:11,878 --> 01:09:16,679
Look, can I come up? I just wanna talk.

1100
01:09:16,850 --> 01:09:18,374
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Who is it?

1101
01:09:18,552 --> 01:09:20,486
- Ethan.
- Ethan?

1102
01:09:20,654 --> 01:09:22,815
Ethan? No, it's Dex.

1103
01:09:22,989 --> 01:09:24,422
I'm downstairs.

1104
01:09:24,591 --> 01:09:26,491
<i>- Can I see you?</i>
- Wait, you're downstairs?

1105
01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,457
No! No, no, no! Darcy's here, so...

1106
01:09:28,628 --> 01:09:32,086
He's downstairs and he wants to come up
at 3 in the morning?

1107
01:09:32,265 --> 01:09:33,357
<i>Um, I'm gonna...</i>

1108
01:09:34,067 --> 01:09:36,126
Oh, my God.

1109
01:09:38,171 --> 01:09:39,570
- Ew.
- What?

1110
01:09:39,740 --> 01:09:42,038
Ew! Ew!

1111
01:09:43,643 --> 01:09:48,546
Oh, my God. You are having a fling
with Ethan?

1112
01:09:50,117 --> 01:09:52,244
Oh, my God, you're having an affair
with Ethan.

1113
01:09:52,419 --> 01:09:54,512
- I gotta go.
- He's downstairs.

1114
01:09:54,721 --> 01:09:56,985
- No, he's... Oh, shit.
DARCY: Ainsley?

1115
01:09:59,593 --> 01:10:04,394
Oh, Ainsley! Way to go, honey! I didn't
know you had it in you, you little shithead!

1116
01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:07,055
RACHEL: Close the window.
DARCY: You little tart.

1117
01:10:07,234 --> 01:10:09,964
Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me?

1118
01:10:10,137 --> 01:10:12,401
Um, you know, it just happened.

1119
01:10:13,273 --> 01:10:14,934
It just happened.

1120
01:10:15,108 --> 01:10:19,204
Well, we're gonna celebrate
your just happening right now.

1121
01:10:19,379 --> 01:10:20,403
[SALT-N-PEPA'S "PUSH IT" PLAYING]

1122
01:10:20,580 --> 01:10:22,571
What are you doing? Oh, come on.

1123
01:10:22,749 --> 01:10:25,309
- It's your favorite thing in the world.
- Darcy, no. No.

1124
01:10:25,485 --> 01:10:27,715
- Not tonight.
- Sixth grade, second place.

1125
01:10:27,888 --> 01:10:28,912
RACHEL:
Not now.

1126
01:10:29,089 --> 01:10:31,148
We should've won.
Get over here right now.

1127
01:10:31,324 --> 01:10:32,450
I suck.

1128
01:10:32,626 --> 01:10:34,116
Five, six, seven, eight!

1129
01:10:34,294 --> 01:10:36,489
[SINGING IN UNISON]
<i>Ooh, baby, baby</i>

1130
01:10:36,663 --> 01:10:37,925
<i>Baby, baby</i>

1131
01:10:38,098 --> 01:10:39,156
<i>Ooh, baby</i>

1132
01:10:41,635 --> 01:10:45,435
<i>Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we're in effect</i>
<i>Want you to push it back</i>

1133
01:10:45,605 --> 01:10:49,598
<i>Coolin' by day, then at night</i>
<i>Workin' up a sweat</i>

1134
01:10:49,776 --> 01:10:53,576
<i>Come on, girls, let's go show the guys</i>
<i>That we know how to become</i>

1135
01:10:53,747 --> 01:10:58,184
<i>Number one in a hot party show</i>
<i>Now, push it</i>

1136
01:10:59,986 --> 01:11:01,817
<i>Push it good</i>

1137
01:11:03,290 --> 01:11:04,621
<i>Push it real good</i>

1138
01:11:06,159 --> 01:11:07,183
[DARCY CHEERS]

1139
01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:09,385
<i>Push it good</i>

1140
01:11:10,597 --> 01:11:12,497
<i>Push it real good</i>

1141
01:11:12,666 --> 01:11:14,531
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1142
01:11:27,013 --> 01:11:31,916
People who were friends as kids
almost always lose touch eventually.

1143
01:11:33,086 --> 01:11:35,054
I'm glad we didn't.

1144
01:11:36,857 --> 01:11:38,620
Me too.

1145
01:11:39,960 --> 01:11:41,860
And we never will, right?

1146
01:11:43,396 --> 01:11:45,193
No.

1147
01:11:46,132 --> 01:11:49,465
I don't think there's anybody
who knows me like you.

1148
01:11:49,636 --> 01:11:51,570
Not even Dex does.

1149
01:11:52,138 --> 01:11:54,197
Not like you do.

1150
01:11:55,242 --> 01:12:00,043
It's like you totally accept me.

1151
01:12:01,081 --> 01:12:02,844
Darce, why are you saying all this?

1152
01:12:06,286 --> 01:12:08,254
I don't know.

1153
01:12:11,224 --> 01:12:15,854
But when you're getting married, you start
thinking about all your big moments.

1154
01:12:18,098 --> 01:12:20,157
And you're in all of mine.

1155
01:12:22,135 --> 01:12:24,069
Me too.

1156
01:12:37,150 --> 01:12:39,015
Darcy?

1157
01:12:39,953 --> 01:12:41,511
[DARCY GRUNTS]

1158
01:12:45,625 --> 01:12:47,991
I have to tell you something.

1159
01:12:55,302 --> 01:12:57,327
Something I've done.

1160
01:12:58,638 --> 01:13:00,469
Rachel...

1161
01:13:01,575 --> 01:13:03,338
...I love you.

1162
01:13:03,510 --> 01:13:08,311
And I would never let
anyone hurt you, ever.

1163
01:13:09,683 --> 01:13:12,208
And you wouldn't let
anyone hurt me, right?

1164
01:13:14,154 --> 01:13:16,088
No.

1165
01:13:41,948 --> 01:13:43,677
DARCY:
Rach.

1166
01:13:44,584 --> 01:13:47,951
RACHEL: Hmm.
- Rach. Oh, God.

1167
01:13:48,555 --> 01:13:49,783
Good morning.

1168
01:13:50,223 --> 01:13:51,986
Do you think I should marry Dex?

1169
01:13:54,227 --> 01:13:55,455
What?

1170
01:13:55,629 --> 01:13:58,860
No, I mean it.
Do you think this is a good idea?

1171
01:13:59,032 --> 01:14:02,195
I mean, nobody knows me like you.
And you sort of know Dex too.

1172
01:14:02,369 --> 01:14:05,861
And you're much smarter than I am.
I mean, book-smarter, anyway.

1173
01:14:06,506 --> 01:14:08,531
But what I'm trying to say is...

1174
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:11,541
...you're not gonna let me
do anything dumb, are you?

1175
01:14:11,711 --> 01:14:13,110
Darcy.

1176
01:14:13,279 --> 01:14:15,713
No, I mean it, because...

1177
01:14:16,383 --> 01:14:20,752
Ugh, I can really do...
I can really do dumb shit.

1178
01:14:21,421 --> 01:14:22,854
Because I do love him. I do.

1179
01:14:24,958 --> 01:14:26,858
And I know what he sees in me.

1180
01:14:27,027 --> 01:14:28,460
What?

1181
01:14:29,996 --> 01:14:31,293
You know what I mean.

1182
01:14:31,464 --> 01:14:33,932
He's never met anybody like me...

1183
01:14:34,100 --> 01:14:37,467
...because I don't let stuff get to me.

1184
01:14:37,637 --> 01:14:40,731
Which is true, because I always
assume everything'll just work out.

1185
01:14:40,907 --> 01:14:43,432
And I guess it's because it always has.

1186
01:14:43,610 --> 01:14:46,238
So I make him lighter, and he kind of...

1187
01:14:48,081 --> 01:14:51,983
He makes me heavier, somehow.
In a good way.

1188
01:14:52,452 --> 01:14:54,113
Does that make sense?

1189
01:14:54,454 --> 01:14:56,081
It does.

1190
01:14:58,124 --> 01:15:01,116
And what you said in your vows...

1191
01:15:01,294 --> 01:15:02,556
...I feel that.

1192
01:15:02,729 --> 01:15:05,323
Especially when you said...

1193
01:15:05,899 --> 01:15:07,264
Um...

1194
01:15:07,701 --> 01:15:09,168
What exactly did you say again?

1195
01:15:09,736 --> 01:15:14,036
- Life without him would be unimaginable.
- Yes. And it would.

1196
01:15:14,474 --> 01:15:17,068
But is that enough for a marriage?

1197
01:15:20,447 --> 01:15:22,176
I think...

1198
01:15:24,617 --> 01:15:25,914
Yeah?

1199
01:15:27,754 --> 01:15:31,884
You should marry him.

1200
01:15:35,628 --> 01:15:37,061
I love you so much.

1201
01:15:38,264 --> 01:15:39,754
I love you, Darcy.

1202
01:15:41,401 --> 01:15:45,394
You are the best girlfriend in the world.
Ever.

1203
01:15:48,775 --> 01:15:51,938
So it's okay that I kind of cheated on him
a little bit?

1204
01:15:53,379 --> 01:15:54,903
What?

1205
01:15:55,682 --> 01:15:58,150
I... Just barely. Heh. Once.

1206
01:15:58,818 --> 01:16:02,049
- With whom?
- Well, he was a guy from work.

1207
01:16:02,222 --> 01:16:05,851
And it was nothing.
You know me, it was just sex.

1208
01:16:06,893 --> 01:16:10,454
And I felt terrible, so that's good.

1209
01:16:10,630 --> 01:16:12,154
Right?

1210
01:16:12,332 --> 01:16:16,496
Plus, Dex hasn't had sex with me
since before the Fourth of July.

1211
01:16:16,669 --> 01:16:20,332
Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest.

1212
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,074
I hate feeling guilty. I hate it.

1213
01:16:23,243 --> 01:16:26,076
I feel so much better now.

1214
01:16:26,579 --> 01:16:29,173
Oh, my God.
So when are you gonna tell him?

1215
01:16:29,382 --> 01:16:32,112
Do you want me to tell him?
I would love to tell him.

1216
01:16:32,285 --> 01:16:35,948
It's none of your business.
I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out.

1217
01:16:36,122 --> 01:16:39,558
She just told you she's cheating.
You want your opportunity, take it.

1218
01:16:39,726 --> 01:16:41,785
Ethan, stop.

1219
01:16:41,961 --> 01:16:45,590
I don't really get it.
I don't get how you let her win all the time.

1220
01:16:46,232 --> 01:16:47,256
Wow.

1221
01:16:47,433 --> 01:16:51,392
Oh. No, "wow" nothing. If the tables
were turned, you think she'd let you win?

1222
01:16:51,571 --> 01:16:54,972
Will you stop? What is it with you two?
Why do you hate her so much?

1223
01:16:55,141 --> 01:16:56,540
What? I don't hate her.

1224
01:16:56,709 --> 01:17:00,167
I hate the fact that you yield to her
at every turn.

1225
01:17:00,346 --> 01:17:02,814
So why do you do it?
Why do you let her win?

1226
01:17:02,982 --> 01:17:06,611
Because that's what Darcy does.
Darcy wins. She always has.

1227
01:17:06,786 --> 01:17:10,153
She sees things, she wants them,
she gets them.

1228
01:17:10,557 --> 01:17:12,218
Ethan, she got into Notre Dame.

1229
01:17:12,392 --> 01:17:16,055
Do you know how hard it is to get
into Notre Dame? It is impossible.

1230
01:17:16,229 --> 01:17:19,164
But she did. And with her grades?

1231
01:17:20,567 --> 01:17:22,194
You're kidding, right?

1232
01:17:22,368 --> 01:17:24,836
You're not kidding?
Did you see her acceptance letter?

1233
01:17:25,004 --> 01:17:28,770
- What are you talking about?
- Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't.

1234
01:17:28,942 --> 01:17:31,206
Remember when she asked
Michael Jordan to prom?

1235
01:17:31,377 --> 01:17:33,345
They sent a letter
saying he couldn't make it.

1236
01:17:33,513 --> 01:17:35,481
How many times did she show us
that letter?

1237
01:17:35,648 --> 01:17:37,980
I could recite it right now.
That was a rejection.

1238
01:17:38,151 --> 01:17:40,244
Do you really think
if she were accepted...

1239
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:43,116
...that she wouldn't make us
memorize that letter too?

1240
01:17:43,990 --> 01:17:45,423
Rachel, come on.

1241
01:17:45,859 --> 01:17:48,191
She never got into Notre Dame.

1242
01:17:52,432 --> 01:17:56,459
Rachel. Okay, look, I get it. You're in
a tough spot because you love him.

1243
01:17:56,636 --> 01:17:58,365
But you gotta do something about it.

1244
01:17:58,538 --> 01:18:01,405
He's a coward. If he breaks your heart,
I'm gonna take a swing at him.

1245
01:18:01,574 --> 01:18:04,236
- Then I'm gonna let him beat me up.
- I gotta go. I'm late.

1246
01:18:04,410 --> 01:18:08,073
I know! Rachel, that's the point.
Be late. Better yet, quit.

1247
01:18:08,248 --> 01:18:10,614
At least it would be a decision.
Rachel!

1248
01:18:10,783 --> 01:18:14,844
You're all going to hell anyway, so you
might as well do something for yourself.

1249
01:18:15,021 --> 01:18:17,956
For once.
Rachel, you deserve to be happy.

1250
01:18:18,124 --> 01:18:20,388
Then butt out.
That would make me happy.

1251
01:18:21,928 --> 01:18:23,520
I'll figure it out on my own.

1252
01:18:23,796 --> 01:18:29,564
Oh. Oh, that's great.
Let me know how that goes.

1253
01:18:36,075 --> 01:18:37,736
MARCUS:
Serve is up.

1254
01:18:37,911 --> 01:18:39,469
All right.

1255
01:18:41,814 --> 01:18:44,044
DARCY: Whoo!
DEX: Go! Yes!

1256
01:18:44,450 --> 01:18:46,611
Five-zip. We're killing you, Rachel.

1257
01:18:46,786 --> 01:18:48,048
Isn't that the truth?

1258
01:18:49,522 --> 01:18:50,546
It is, right?

1259
01:18:50,723 --> 01:18:53,055
MARCUS: I'm really competitive,
so I need you to focus.

1260
01:18:53,226 --> 01:18:56,389
You gotta pop it, Rach. Pop it.

1261
01:18:56,562 --> 01:18:58,860
- It's a backhand.
- Serve's up. Here we go.

1262
01:18:59,032 --> 01:19:00,829
Go, Dex, do it.

1263
01:19:01,067 --> 01:19:03,228
- Aah! Oops.
MARCUS: Yeah!

1264
01:19:03,403 --> 01:19:05,132
Who doesn't love badminton?

1265
01:19:05,305 --> 01:19:08,433
Have you ever even played
a sport in your life?

1266
01:19:08,608 --> 01:19:10,235
I think she's calling you gay, son.

1267
01:19:10,410 --> 01:19:11,809
- I heard it.
DARCY: Hey, Romeo.

1268
01:19:11,978 --> 01:19:15,345
Why don't you get up off your ass
and come help out your Juliet?

1269
01:19:15,515 --> 01:19:17,176
- What?
- Darcy.

1270
01:19:17,350 --> 01:19:18,783
Your secret lover. Wink, wink.

1271
01:19:18,952 --> 01:19:22,080
RACHEL: Darcy.
- Rachel shared your secret. Oops.

1272
01:19:22,855 --> 01:19:25,824
Oh. Oh, wow. We're sharing secrets now.

1273
01:19:25,992 --> 01:19:29,120
See, I didn't know we were at that part
of the day, but I am in.

1274
01:19:29,295 --> 01:19:30,626
- Ethan.
- This sounds like fun.

1275
01:19:30,797 --> 01:19:33,459
- Give me this. Let's do this.
- The novelist wants to play.

1276
01:19:33,633 --> 01:19:35,965
I got an idea.
How about it's us versus you guys...

1277
01:19:36,135 --> 01:19:38,365
...but we'll do a secret for every point?

1278
01:19:38,538 --> 01:19:41,268
- Love that.
- Ethan. Stop.

1279
01:19:41,441 --> 01:19:42,999
Gotta do this. Here we go.

1280
01:19:43,176 --> 01:19:45,235
- Don't.
- I love it so much, I'll serve first.

1281
01:19:45,411 --> 01:19:47,276
All right? Hit me, Dex.

1282
01:19:49,449 --> 01:19:51,041
Dex, hit me.

1283
01:19:51,217 --> 01:19:53,185
His name rhymes with sex.
You know that?

1284
01:19:53,353 --> 01:19:54,581
I knew that.

1285
01:19:54,754 --> 01:19:55,880
ETHAN:
I'm so happy to be here.

1286
01:19:56,055 --> 01:19:57,522
Ready?

1287
01:19:59,092 --> 01:20:00,616
[RACKETS THWACKING]

1288
01:20:01,527 --> 01:20:03,051
Yes, do it again.

1289
01:20:03,396 --> 01:20:08,800
Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got
a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex.

1290
01:20:08,968 --> 01:20:10,799
- Ugh.
- What?

1291
01:20:10,970 --> 01:20:12,528
DARCY:
I was there the other night...

1292
01:20:12,705 --> 01:20:15,697
...and somebody showed up
for a little booty call.

1293
01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:18,742
I knew it. I called it, I knew it.

1294
01:20:18,911 --> 01:20:21,379
What? You told me you were gay!

1295
01:20:21,547 --> 01:20:23,674
That makes more sense.

1296
01:20:25,451 --> 01:20:27,976
I think that things
are getting a tad competitive.

1297
01:20:28,154 --> 01:20:30,850
- Why don't we just take it down a notch?
- No. Honey, serve.

1298
01:20:31,024 --> 01:20:32,651
Rachel's right. Why don't we...?

1299
01:20:32,825 --> 01:20:34,656
No, no, no. Let's do this.

1300
01:20:34,827 --> 01:20:35,987
- Serve it.
ETHAN: Do it.

1301
01:20:36,162 --> 01:20:37,527
DEX: Just...
- You know what?

1302
01:20:37,697 --> 01:20:39,164
Let's keep telling secrets.

1303
01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:40,526
DARCY: Come on.
ETHAN: Serve it!

1304
01:20:40,700 --> 01:20:43,362
DARCY:
Yeah. Serve it, Dex.

1305
01:20:44,504 --> 01:20:45,766
ETHAN:
Serve it, Dex.

1306
01:20:45,938 --> 01:20:47,997
DARCY:
Serve it, Dex.

1307
01:20:48,541 --> 01:20:50,031
Serve it.

1308
01:20:54,247 --> 01:20:55,271
Yep. Easy.

1309
01:20:55,448 --> 01:20:56,574
[GRUNTING]

1310
01:20:56,749 --> 01:20:58,080
Watch out.

1311
01:20:59,018 --> 01:21:00,042
- Excuse me.
- Aah!

1312
01:21:01,721 --> 01:21:03,348
- Rachel!
- Jesus!

1313
01:21:05,691 --> 01:21:07,124
ETHAN:
Come on, Dex!

1314
01:21:08,361 --> 01:21:10,226
Okay. Yeah, really?

1315
01:21:10,396 --> 01:21:11,727
I got it.

1316
01:21:14,767 --> 01:21:18,259
- There you go. Yeah. All right.
- Ethan, stop.

1317
01:21:18,438 --> 01:21:20,303
No. Let's hear a secret.

1318
01:21:20,473 --> 01:21:21,940
Rach, why don't you do this one?

1319
01:21:22,108 --> 01:21:23,939
Come on, guys.
I think we're done here.

1320
01:21:24,110 --> 01:21:26,874
- No, Dex. We're not.
- Ethan, stop it!

1321
01:21:27,046 --> 01:21:29,913
- What is going on?
- If she's not gonna tell you, I will.

1322
01:21:30,083 --> 01:21:31,072
Okay, here we go.

1323
01:21:31,250 --> 01:21:32,615
[SHOUTS]

1324
01:21:32,785 --> 01:21:34,218
[MARCUS LAUGHING]

1325
01:21:44,764 --> 01:21:46,527
Shit.

1326
01:21:46,933 --> 01:21:48,457
What the hell was that?

1327
01:21:48,634 --> 01:21:50,602
Me? You broke my nose.

1328
01:21:50,770 --> 01:21:52,465
I'm sure I didn't break your nose.

1329
01:21:52,638 --> 01:21:56,130
God. And what is all this
about us having sex?

1330
01:21:56,309 --> 01:21:59,176
Jesus, Rachel, just leave me out
of your goddamn soap opera.

1331
01:21:59,345 --> 01:22:00,937
No one asked you to get involved.

1332
01:22:01,114 --> 01:22:04,641
Really? So why have I been listening
to this bullshit all summer?

1333
01:22:05,351 --> 01:22:08,980
Rachel, do something, because this
is just pathetic. But you know what?

1334
01:22:09,155 --> 01:22:11,350
At the end of the day,
you deserve each other.

1335
01:22:11,524 --> 01:22:13,116
He's never gonna do anything.

1336
01:22:13,292 --> 01:22:15,726
You're never gonna ask him to,
and let's be honest...

1337
01:22:15,895 --> 01:22:20,093
...you and I both know that, even if you did,
she will never let you have him.

1338
01:22:21,501 --> 01:22:24,527
- You're an asshole!
- Yeah, maybe I am!

1339
01:22:24,704 --> 01:22:28,333
But I'm the only asshole here
who gives a shit about you!

1340
01:22:34,080 --> 01:22:36,071
[MELLOW POP MUSIC
PLAYING ON STEREO]

1341
01:22:36,516 --> 01:22:38,814
DARCY: I wanna know
what it is you're not telling me.

1342
01:22:38,985 --> 01:22:41,476
DEX: There's nothing to tell.
If you wanna know something...

1343
01:22:41,654 --> 01:22:44,782
DARCY: I'm sorry, that's weird
and bizarre. And I'm asking you.

1344
01:22:44,957 --> 01:22:47,118
I don't wanna talk outside.

1345
01:22:47,293 --> 01:22:50,660
He's not really gay, is he?

1346
01:22:53,499 --> 01:22:54,523
No.

1347
01:22:55,935 --> 01:22:59,393
Uh, Claire, we're not
having an affair, either.

1348
01:22:59,572 --> 01:23:01,540
That was just a...

1349
01:23:01,707 --> 01:23:03,368
It was...

1350
01:23:05,545 --> 01:23:09,379
He's never gonna love me, is he?

1351
01:23:13,653 --> 01:23:15,644
I don't think so.

1352
01:23:18,925 --> 01:23:21,917
Least I tried. Right?

1353
01:23:25,631 --> 01:23:26,655
Yeah.

1354
01:23:30,503 --> 01:23:32,596
Ethan's...
Like I said, I think it's weird too.

1355
01:23:32,772 --> 01:23:34,433
DARCY:
Whatever.

1356
01:23:45,017 --> 01:23:48,919
- You told Ethan?
- No. He guessed.

1357
01:23:49,088 --> 01:23:52,785
Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me
what happened on the beach today.

1358
01:23:52,959 --> 01:23:54,620
You know what?

1359
01:23:55,595 --> 01:23:57,119
Work it out with her, Dex.

1360
01:23:58,231 --> 01:23:59,391
Well...

1361
01:24:00,366 --> 01:24:01,993
Rachel.

1362
01:24:03,035 --> 01:24:04,662
Rachel.

1363
01:24:04,837 --> 01:24:06,464
Rachel, what am I supposed to do?

1364
01:24:07,440 --> 01:24:10,898
Forget what you're supposed to do, Dex.
Do what you wanna do.

1365
01:24:11,077 --> 01:24:14,137
Live your own life
the way you want to live it.

1366
01:24:14,313 --> 01:24:17,441
You wanna teach? Teach.

1367
01:24:17,617 --> 01:24:20,518
You don't wanna be the man
who lives in the big house you hate?

1368
01:24:20,686 --> 01:24:22,415
Then don't be him.

1369
01:24:22,588 --> 01:24:26,615
Or do. Just decide.

1370
01:24:54,453 --> 01:24:56,444
[CROWD CHATTERING]

1371
01:24:56,889 --> 01:24:59,517
[DEX & DARCY LAUGHING]

1372
01:24:59,692 --> 01:25:00,852
- That was awesome.
- What?

1373
01:25:01,027 --> 01:25:02,858
Nothing. You've got a great laugh.

1374
01:25:04,096 --> 01:25:07,429
Wait. When did this happen
that you were like, "I wanna be a lawyer"?

1375
01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:11,092
Who says, "You know what I wanna
do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer."

1376
01:25:11,270 --> 01:25:12,794
I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off.

1377
01:25:12,972 --> 01:25:15,440
Where are you going?
Come on, sit down.

1378
01:25:15,608 --> 01:25:17,872
I'm beat. This week has done me in.

1379
01:25:18,044 --> 01:25:19,170
I'll take you home.

1380
01:25:19,345 --> 01:25:21,870
- No, you don't have to.
- No, it's fine. I'd like to.

1381
01:25:22,048 --> 01:25:25,211
Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted.

1382
01:25:25,384 --> 01:25:28,182
- Darcy, I will call you in the morning.
- Okay.

1383
01:25:28,354 --> 01:25:32,188
Dex, you were incredible this week.
I owe you one.

1384
01:25:50,376 --> 01:25:51,934
DEX:
Rachel.

1385
01:25:53,579 --> 01:25:55,137
Rach.

1386
01:25:55,514 --> 01:25:58,745
Hey. What's up?

1387
01:26:00,086 --> 01:26:03,055
I just... I just wanted to make sure
you were okay.

1388
01:26:03,222 --> 01:26:05,281
Okay with...?

1389
01:26:06,992 --> 01:26:09,483
Well, with this.

1390
01:26:09,662 --> 01:26:12,654
Oh, yeah. Totally.

1391
01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:14,493
No, Darcy's fantastic.

1392
01:26:16,335 --> 01:26:19,498
And, hey, you never know where
it might lead, right?

1393
01:26:19,905 --> 01:26:21,600
Yeah.

1394
01:26:21,907 --> 01:26:23,568
Okay.

1395
01:26:24,977 --> 01:26:26,740
Well, good night.

1396
01:26:27,913 --> 01:26:29,471
Good night.

1397
01:26:38,157 --> 01:26:40,148
[THUNDER BOOMING]

1398
01:26:44,697 --> 01:26:46,426
RACHEL:
Dex!

1399
01:26:48,934 --> 01:26:50,595
Dex!

1400
01:26:52,371 --> 01:26:54,896
- Dex!
- What's wrong?

1401
01:26:55,074 --> 01:26:56,632
I shouldn't have left.

1402
01:26:57,042 --> 01:26:59,704
- No, it's okay. I understand.
- No. Six years ago.

1403
01:26:59,879 --> 01:27:03,940
That night. I shouldn't have left.

1404
01:27:04,717 --> 01:27:07,242
It wasn't okay what happened.

1405
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:09,388
- None of it was okay.
- Rachel...

1406
01:27:09,555 --> 01:27:11,682
No, no, no, let me say it.

1407
01:27:13,159 --> 01:27:15,320
Cancel the wedding.

1408
01:27:16,328 --> 01:27:18,125
Tell her you can't marry her.

1409
01:27:20,900 --> 01:27:24,996
I love you. I've always loved you.

1410
01:27:25,638 --> 01:27:29,301
And I should've told you a long time ago,
but I'm telling you now...

1411
01:27:29,475 --> 01:27:32,638
...before it's too late,
before it's really too late.

1412
01:27:33,345 --> 01:27:36,246
You're not the only one
who hasn't been living his life.

1413
01:27:36,982 --> 01:27:42,352
I haven't either, but I wanna live it now.
And I wanna live it with you.

1414
01:27:53,365 --> 01:27:55,629
I can't, Rachel.

1415
01:27:57,770 --> 01:28:00,102
I'm so sorry.

1416
01:28:05,077 --> 01:28:06,772
I can't.

1417
01:29:09,975 --> 01:29:11,966
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1418
01:29:15,214 --> 01:29:18,206
ETHAN [ON RECORDING]: <i>Hey, it's Ethan.</i>
<i>Leave a message. Cheers.</i>

1419
01:29:43,642 --> 01:29:45,769
[MOUTHS]
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

1420
01:29:54,186 --> 01:29:57,212
Wow, thank God you said sorry first,
because that would've been embarrassing.

1421
01:29:57,389 --> 01:30:00,051
- Heh-heh-heh. Hi.
- Hi.

1422
01:30:02,962 --> 01:30:05,658
- Wow. Are you trying to make me cry?
- Heh, heh.

1423
01:30:06,065 --> 01:30:12,470
Hey, so totally not a big deal,
but, um, why are you here?

1424
01:30:12,638 --> 01:30:14,936
I, uh, just needed to get away.

1425
01:30:15,107 --> 01:30:19,305
This close to the wedding?
Darcy must be freaking out.

1426
01:30:19,478 --> 01:30:21,412
You're where?

1427
01:30:21,580 --> 01:30:24,674
It is one week before my wedding,
Rachel, and you're in London?

1428
01:30:24,850 --> 01:30:25,976
RACHEL:
<i>I know.</i>

1429
01:30:26,151 --> 01:30:28,016
Um, I, uh...

1430
01:30:30,122 --> 01:30:31,612
I just need some time.

1431
01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:34,289
You're my maid of honor.

1432
01:30:34,460 --> 01:30:36,121
- And you needed time?
- It's Rachel?

1433
01:30:36,295 --> 01:30:38,160
DARCY: <i>Are you kidding?</i>
- I, um...

1434
01:30:39,565 --> 01:30:43,695
Rachel, Rachel, the band you picked sucks.
The caterer is a nightmare.

1435
01:30:43,869 --> 01:30:46,463
You need to get back here right now.
Right now.

1436
01:30:47,039 --> 01:30:49,507
- Darcy...
- Right now!

1437
01:30:51,744 --> 01:30:53,234
No.

1438
01:30:54,279 --> 01:30:55,303
Wow.

1439
01:30:56,048 --> 01:30:57,174
What the fuck?

1440
01:30:57,349 --> 01:30:59,544
Do you need me
to be your maid of honor?

1441
01:31:01,353 --> 01:31:02,547
Oh, my God.

1442
01:31:02,755 --> 01:31:04,188
I can do it.

1443
01:31:10,796 --> 01:31:14,493
I have dreamed about Darcy getting married
almost my whole life.

1444
01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:18,398
But I don't know how to stand next to them
while they promise those things.

1445
01:31:19,038 --> 01:31:21,097
While she says my words.

1446
01:31:21,273 --> 01:31:23,673
I still say you should've
told Dex she was cheating.

1447
01:31:23,842 --> 01:31:29,109
No. And, besides,
I didn't want him to pick me by default.

1448
01:31:29,782 --> 01:31:31,909
I wanna be someone's first choice.

1449
01:31:32,384 --> 01:31:33,874
Yeah.

1450
01:31:35,087 --> 01:31:36,520
You are.

1451
01:31:36,689 --> 01:31:38,884
No, I know what you're saying.

1452
01:31:40,426 --> 01:31:42,087
I'm not his first choice.

1453
01:31:42,261 --> 01:31:44,024
Maybe you're someone's first choice.

1454
01:31:59,044 --> 01:32:00,671
What?

1455
01:32:01,180 --> 01:32:02,943
You never wondered about me?

1456
01:32:04,750 --> 01:32:07,048
I don't know how to say this. Um...

1457
01:32:08,620 --> 01:32:11,214
God, Rachel, I like you.

1458
01:32:13,192 --> 01:32:15,126
I've always liked you.

1459
01:32:15,861 --> 01:32:20,093
And when another guy came in the picture,
I liked you even more.

1460
01:32:22,234 --> 01:32:27,035
You are home for me.

1461
01:32:30,242 --> 01:32:32,710
Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh.

1462
01:32:32,878 --> 01:32:37,645
Wow. And that's probably what all this is.
I mean, it's probably just crazy. It's not...

1463
01:32:37,850 --> 01:32:39,647
It's not love.

1464
01:32:40,319 --> 01:32:43,186
Even though it kind of feels like it is.

1465
01:32:46,625 --> 01:32:48,422
Don't worry, I...

1466
01:32:49,061 --> 01:32:51,859
My love's not really
the overwhelming kind.

1467
01:32:52,030 --> 01:32:58,128
Jesus, when I'm in love, I, uh, drink ros�
and watch <i>Remains of the Day</i>. So...

1468
01:33:04,276 --> 01:33:07,040
I don't know, Rachel.
Maybe it's just that I...

1469
01:33:07,946 --> 01:33:09,811
Maybe it's just that I miss you.

1470
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:18,055
But I think you fell in love
with someone else.

1471
01:33:23,495 --> 01:33:28,057
And I think you still are.

1472
01:33:39,144 --> 01:33:40,441
[CHUCKLES]

1473
01:33:42,648 --> 01:33:44,980
Oh, damn it.

1474
01:33:45,617 --> 01:33:49,212
- I knew I should've gone for Claire.
- Ha-ha-ha.

1475
01:33:55,060 --> 01:33:57,460
- You still have a pump in every color.
- Ha-ha-ha.

1476
01:33:58,630 --> 01:34:02,566
Yeah, every night,
I put on my princess outfit.

1477
01:34:02,734 --> 01:34:04,725
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]

1478
01:34:17,449 --> 01:34:18,814
[DOOR OPENS]

1479
01:34:19,985 --> 01:34:21,179
Oh, good, you're up.

1480
01:34:24,356 --> 01:34:25,755
Hey, Ethan?

1481
01:34:26,191 --> 01:34:27,715
I'm going back.

1482
01:34:27,893 --> 01:34:32,091
Yeah, well, I think you and I both knew
you weren't gonna miss that wedding.

1483
01:34:32,264 --> 01:34:34,926
No, I'm not going back for her.

1484
01:34:38,170 --> 01:34:40,400
This isn't who I am.

1485
01:34:41,540 --> 01:34:44,270
I can't do whatever I want
and not care if I hurt anybody.

1486
01:34:44,443 --> 01:34:47,606
Besides, Darcy didn't do anything wrong.
I did.

1487
01:34:47,779 --> 01:34:51,442
Rachel, I can't hear this "Daddy hits
me because he loves me" stuff anymore.

1488
01:34:51,617 --> 01:34:54,882
No, this isn't me
being pathetic anymore.

1489
01:34:55,554 --> 01:34:59,285
I have always thought it was Darcy
who took things from me...

1490
01:34:59,491 --> 01:35:03,587
...but really it was just me
who was giving everything up to her.

1491
01:35:05,030 --> 01:35:06,725
And Darcy may be...

1492
01:35:08,066 --> 01:35:13,231
...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what
Darcy is, but she is my best friend.

1493
01:35:13,805 --> 01:35:16,365
And I want to be there for her.

1494
01:35:16,541 --> 01:35:18,771
So I'm going to that wedding.

1495
01:35:26,919 --> 01:35:28,477
Then you win.

1496
01:35:59,084 --> 01:36:00,517
How did you, uh...?

1497
01:36:00,686 --> 01:36:04,679
Called your office.
I wanted to be here when you got home.

1498
01:36:06,625 --> 01:36:08,354
You have to go.

1499
01:36:09,328 --> 01:36:11,193
I can't do this anymore.

1500
01:36:12,931 --> 01:36:17,766
She deserves better. So do you. So do I.

1501
01:36:22,441 --> 01:36:23,874
I called off the wedding.

1502
01:36:33,618 --> 01:36:35,449
I told her I couldn't marry her.

1503
01:36:38,390 --> 01:36:39,880
When?

1504
01:36:40,592 --> 01:36:42,856
Couple hours ago.

1505
01:36:51,636 --> 01:36:53,331
What did she say?

1506
01:36:53,972 --> 01:36:54,996
What did she do?

1507
01:36:55,173 --> 01:36:57,368
She's pretty upset.

1508
01:36:57,642 --> 01:37:00,736
Mostly about what people
are gonna think.

1509
01:37:01,380 --> 01:37:03,405
Then she threw a few things.

1510
01:37:03,815 --> 01:37:05,544
Did you tell her about us?

1511
01:37:06,685 --> 01:37:10,519
She asked if there was someone else.
I said no.

1512
01:37:12,791 --> 01:37:15,521
Because I'm not sure yet if there still is.

1513
01:37:17,362 --> 01:37:19,330
I don't know what to say.

1514
01:37:19,498 --> 01:37:24,834
I don't expect anything.
I don't deserve to expect anything.

1515
01:37:25,537 --> 01:37:29,098
I was afraid of hurting people.

1516
01:37:29,274 --> 01:37:31,674
And I just want to thank you...

1517
01:37:32,144 --> 01:37:35,113
...for finally asking
for what you wanted...

1518
01:37:37,549 --> 01:37:39,676
...and for helping me to do the same.

1519
01:37:42,521 --> 01:37:44,716
I want to apologize...

1520
01:37:47,392 --> 01:37:50,793
...for being such a moron
outside that bar six years ago...

1521
01:37:53,165 --> 01:37:55,998
...and outside the Jetty last week...

1522
01:37:58,637 --> 01:38:02,971
...where I made the worst decision
of my life.

1523
01:38:05,544 --> 01:38:10,140
Basically, you and I shouldn't have
conversations outside bars anymore.

1524
01:38:19,091 --> 01:38:20,558
[BANGING ON DOOR]

1525
01:38:21,359 --> 01:38:23,122
DARCY:
Rachel. Open up.

1526
01:38:25,564 --> 01:38:28,658
- Darcy.
DARCY: Yes. Open the door.

1527
01:38:28,834 --> 01:38:30,597
How did you get into the building?

1528
01:38:30,769 --> 01:38:33,966
DARCY: There was a pizza guy and he
let me in. Who cares? Open the door.

1529
01:38:34,139 --> 01:38:36,130
I need to talk to you!

1530
01:38:37,209 --> 01:38:38,233
Yeah, um...

1531
01:38:39,377 --> 01:38:40,844
- I'm just changing.
DARCY: Ugh!

1532
01:38:41,346 --> 01:38:45,248
I've seen your ass. Open the door.

1533
01:38:47,352 --> 01:38:48,842
I called off the wedding.

1534
01:38:51,656 --> 01:38:53,021
- You did.
- Well...

1535
01:38:53,758 --> 01:38:57,421
...technically, Dex said it first,
but I was thinking the same thing.

1536
01:38:57,762 --> 01:39:01,926
Wow. I think I need some air
to process that. Wanna go for a walk?

1537
01:39:02,100 --> 01:39:04,796
No. I need to sit down.

1538
01:39:04,970 --> 01:39:07,803
- Before I tell you what I came to tell you...
- Okay.

1539
01:39:07,973 --> 01:39:10,840
...I just wanna say that I'm not
the only one of us...

1540
01:39:11,009 --> 01:39:12,874
...who's being dishonest here.

1541
01:39:17,315 --> 01:39:20,216
- What have I been dishonest about?
- Please.

1542
01:39:20,986 --> 01:39:22,817
Give me a little credit, Rachel.

1543
01:39:25,023 --> 01:39:27,116
Claire told me you were lying
about Ethan.

1544
01:39:27,292 --> 01:39:30,489
I know for an absolute fact
that you are not sleeping with Marcus.

1545
01:39:30,662 --> 01:39:34,063
So, what, you're making up stories
to make me jealous?

1546
01:39:34,232 --> 01:39:37,690
You know I'm more sexual than you.
I always have been.

1547
01:39:37,869 --> 01:39:40,997
I wasn't e... And there was never a...

1548
01:39:42,674 --> 01:39:44,869
How did you know
I never slept with Marcus?

1549
01:39:45,710 --> 01:39:49,146
Well, um, you said he was circumcised.

1550
01:39:50,315 --> 01:39:53,341
- Okay.
- And he is not.

1551
01:39:55,887 --> 01:39:57,684
Marcus is the guy you slept with?

1552
01:39:58,123 --> 01:40:00,614
That's what I wanted to tell you.

1553
01:40:00,792 --> 01:40:03,522
- Can you get me some water?
- Wait, when?

1554
01:40:03,962 --> 01:40:05,793
When did you sleep with him?

1555
01:40:05,964 --> 01:40:07,761
Fourth of July.

1556
01:40:07,933 --> 01:40:10,766
Well, we were both lonely,
and we were both drunk.

1557
01:40:10,936 --> 01:40:11,960
[FLOOR CREAKS NEARBY]

1558
01:40:12,137 --> 01:40:14,901
And we both felt awful afterwards.

1559
01:40:15,840 --> 01:40:20,675
I mean, we promised right then and there
that we would never do it again.

1560
01:40:22,380 --> 01:40:25,577
And we broke that promise,
because we did it again.

1561
01:40:25,750 --> 01:40:26,774
A couple times.

1562
01:40:26,952 --> 01:40:28,886
You slept with him more than once?

1563
01:40:31,089 --> 01:40:35,287
Oh, God. Marcus and I have a...

1564
01:40:35,594 --> 01:40:37,061
Sit.

1565
01:40:37,229 --> 01:40:40,960
Okay, Marcus and I have an extremely
powerful connection.

1566
01:40:41,132 --> 01:40:42,929
It's like...

1567
01:40:43,935 --> 01:40:45,129
...genetic.

1568
01:40:45,537 --> 01:40:47,129
Genetic.

1569
01:40:48,273 --> 01:40:50,070
Chemical?

1570
01:40:50,575 --> 01:40:52,873
Whatever. I'm not a word person.

1571
01:40:53,044 --> 01:40:58,311
Anyway, what I'm trying to say is,
I'm gonna need you now more than ever.

1572
01:41:02,587 --> 01:41:04,316
I took a test.

1573
01:41:06,124 --> 01:41:07,318
You're pregnant?

1574
01:41:07,492 --> 01:41:09,392
I am.

1575
01:41:10,462 --> 01:41:12,896
It's crazy.

1576
01:41:13,064 --> 01:41:15,726
I mean... And good.

1577
01:41:15,900 --> 01:41:18,391
I mean, Marcus has been amazing.

1578
01:41:18,570 --> 01:41:21,505
He is not what you think.

1579
01:41:22,474 --> 01:41:26,433
Yes, yes, he's a caveman,
a total caveman.

1580
01:41:26,611 --> 01:41:29,910
But one time, he made a little splint...

1581
01:41:30,081 --> 01:41:32,948
...for this little chipmunk
with a broken leg.

1582
01:41:33,118 --> 01:41:35,382
Is that not the sweetest thing
you've ever heard?

1583
01:41:35,553 --> 01:41:37,043
Yeah.

1584
01:41:37,222 --> 01:41:41,852
I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting.
But I love you so much.

1585
01:41:45,997 --> 01:41:48,363
It's crazy...

1586
01:41:48,533 --> 01:41:50,797
...how things work out sometimes, huh?

1587
01:41:54,339 --> 01:41:55,897
Bye.

1588
01:42:00,578 --> 01:42:02,637
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

1589
01:42:12,824 --> 01:42:15,054
Is that Dex's jacket?

1590
01:42:21,466 --> 01:42:23,127
What is it doing here?

1591
01:42:24,202 --> 01:42:27,296
Oh, he just left it at the restaurant.
I must've picked it up.

1592
01:42:27,472 --> 01:42:29,269
No.

1593
01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:34,008
No, he didn't, because he was
wearing it today, so...

1594
01:42:34,779 --> 01:42:37,145
What is it doing here?

1595
01:42:39,184 --> 01:42:40,845
What is it doing here?

1596
01:42:41,986 --> 01:42:43,385
Darcy...

1597
01:42:45,590 --> 01:42:47,023
Where is he?

1598
01:42:48,126 --> 01:42:49,354
Darcy.

1599
01:42:49,894 --> 01:42:51,452
Where is he?

1600
01:42:53,498 --> 01:42:55,261
Where is he?

1601
01:42:56,134 --> 01:42:57,658
Dex?

1602
01:42:57,836 --> 01:43:00,100
- Darcy. Please, let's just...
- Dex! Dex?

1603
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:04,938
- Dex?
- Darcy, no!

1604
01:43:08,513 --> 01:43:10,242
Dex!

1605
01:43:12,150 --> 01:43:14,243
- You liar!
- Are you kidding me?

1606
01:43:14,419 --> 01:43:16,250
You told me there was nobody in...

1607
01:43:16,421 --> 01:43:20,016
You are pregnant! Are you pretending
you're the wronged party here?

1608
01:43:20,191 --> 01:43:21,920
Rachel?
How could you do this to me?

1609
01:43:22,093 --> 01:43:24,960
I never wanted to hurt you, Darcy.
I never wanted to hurt you!

1610
01:43:25,130 --> 01:43:28,588
- Rachel! How could you do this to me?
- Darcy, I never wanted to hurt you.

1611
01:43:28,767 --> 01:43:31,702
I hate you. I hate you.

1612
01:43:31,870 --> 01:43:33,394
I hate you.

1613
01:43:34,172 --> 01:43:36,106
I hate you.

1614
01:43:37,642 --> 01:43:39,371
I hate you.

1615
01:43:39,544 --> 01:43:42,980
I never wanna speak to you again! Ever!

1616
01:43:58,563 --> 01:44:01,430
Dude, you suck. I'm telling Mom.

1617
01:44:10,208 --> 01:44:12,176
Wish me luck, dude.

1618
01:44:49,113 --> 01:44:50,808
Hey.

1619
01:44:55,987 --> 01:44:57,477
You look good.

1620
01:44:58,156 --> 01:45:02,957
I know. Clearly, I'm gonna be one
of those girls who only carries in my belly.

1621
01:45:07,031 --> 01:45:08,658
I bought him that shirt.

1622
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:17,540
Darcy, I'm really sorry.

1623
01:45:18,076 --> 01:45:20,567
You're really sorry
you slept with my fianc�?

1624
01:45:21,946 --> 01:45:24,540
No, I'm sorry I hurt you.

1625
01:45:28,753 --> 01:45:30,653
You always were jealous of me.

1626
01:45:32,023 --> 01:45:34,321
Ever since I got into Notre Dame.

1627
01:45:38,196 --> 01:45:39,561
You're right.

1628
01:45:42,367 --> 01:45:44,562
Darcy, I miss you.

1629
01:45:47,305 --> 01:45:49,296
Every day.

1630
01:46:00,785 --> 01:46:05,051
You know, I'm the happiest I've ever been
in my life...

1631
01:46:06,090 --> 01:46:07,216
...so whatever.

1632
01:46:09,060 --> 01:46:10,891
I'm glad.

1633
01:46:17,502 --> 01:46:19,265
Rachel?

1634
01:46:20,838 --> 01:46:22,703
I am, though.

1635
01:46:24,776 --> 01:46:26,141
Happy.

1636
01:46:35,753 --> 01:46:37,243
Good.

1637
01:47:05,016 --> 01:47:07,007
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

1638
01:47:11,122 --> 01:47:12,953
Hey. Where are you?

1639
01:47:31,909 --> 01:47:33,843
I'll take this.

1640
01:49:56,754 --> 01:49:58,745
[BELLS GONGING]

1641
01:49:59,190 --> 01:50:01,283
What'd I miss? What did I miss?

1642
01:50:01,492 --> 01:50:03,323
Okay, okay.

1643
01:50:03,694 --> 01:50:04,752
DARCY:
Ethan.

1644
01:50:07,165 --> 01:50:09,326
Ethan.

1645
01:50:09,734 --> 01:50:11,565
Ethan.

1646
01:50:19,377 --> 01:50:20,935
Ethan.

1647
01:50:21,179 --> 01:50:22,840
Ethan?

1648
01:50:23,014 --> 01:50:24,504
Ethan!

1649
01:52:36,347 --> 01:52:38,338
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