1 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,263 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 2 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:49,746 BURKE: Chapter one. 3 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:53,377 Sometimes, despite your best efforts otherwise, 4 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,546 life will give you lemons. 5 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:05,026 When that happens, you've got two choices, friend. 6 00:01:05,632 --> 00:01:10,399 You can wear a sour face or make lemonade. 7 00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:35,745 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 8 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:45,462 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 9 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,450 I never should have booked this city. 10 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:08,043 Come on, come on, come on. 11 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,018 Finally! 12 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:11,448 Huh? 13 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,583 What, did you swim here? Might as well have. 14 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,684 This is exactly why I tell you 15 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:15,887 you gotta fly in the night before. 16 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:17,190 The less time I spend in this city, the better. 17 00:03:17,263 --> 00:03:19,231 I know, I know, I know. But you'll be enthused to know 18 00:03:19,299 --> 00:03:20,596 that I reamed customer service. 19 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:22,430 Your bag is gonna be on the very next flight. 20 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,696 But have no fear. 21 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:27,206 There is a brand-new suit waiting for you right here. 22 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:28,433 Where'd you conjure this up from? 23 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:30,169 Well, rainmakers make rain... 24 00:03:30,243 --> 00:03:31,608 Room key. Voil�. 25 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,908 There's a gorgeous latte-colored silk tie in there. 26 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:36,039 I think you're gonna love it. It's subtle... Latte? 27 00:03:36,115 --> 00:03:37,980 Okay, there's a red one in there, too. Okay? 28 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,417 Can you please just look your best? Please, okay? 29 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:44,820 Listen, all three Unicom suits will fly in from New York 30 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,485 day after tomorrow to see if we can make a deal. 31 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,152 All three of them? 32 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,027 I'm Lane goddamned Marshall. 33 00:03:55,868 --> 00:03:58,530 Burke, for once in your life, can you please take the elevator? 34 00:03:58,605 --> 00:03:59,902 See you. 35 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,195 (SIGHS) 36 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,770 Coming to the seminar? Okay. 37 00:04:05,612 --> 00:04:07,580 Okay. Big day. Big day. 38 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:51,981 LANE: And don't forget the DVDs and audio books 39 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:54,822 available for purchase all through the week 40 00:04:54,894 --> 00:04:57,260 at our booth down the hall. 41 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,527 And now, without further ado, 42 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:05,401 the author of the bestseller A Path Through Grief, my friend... 43 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,770 No, my inspiration, Burke Ryan. 44 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,106 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 45 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,030 All right! 46 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,660 Thanks, Lane. Wow! 47 00:05:38,604 --> 00:05:39,593 Whoo! 48 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,139 You guys make a guy feel good. 49 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:45,937 I'm feeling okay. How are you? 50 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,673 ALL: A-Okay! 51 00:05:47,747 --> 00:05:51,080 (WHOOPING) Good. Let me ask you a question. 52 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,742 Any football fans in the house? 53 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:54,377 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 54 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:58,584 Certain college team not too long ago lost their season opener. 55 00:05:59,425 --> 00:06:01,825 They're going nowhere fast. 56 00:06:01,894 --> 00:06:05,523 Then something happened. Thank you. 57 00:06:05,598 --> 00:06:09,591 An event that changed everything for their coach. 58 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:11,796 The guy started sleeping at the office, 59 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,099 reinvented the playbook, studied film. 60 00:06:14,173 --> 00:06:17,040 He was on the case 24-7. 61 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,270 They went on to win the national championship. 62 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:26,280 Well, after all the fanfare and the champagne, he traipsed on home, 63 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:31,747 went upstairs, went to his closet 64 00:06:32,425 --> 00:06:36,088 and removed his Browning double-barreled shotgun, 65 00:06:37,797 --> 00:06:41,392 put it to his chin and pulled the trigger. 66 00:06:41,868 --> 00:06:43,096 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 67 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:46,701 See, the event that changed it all 68 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,934 back at the beginning of the season? 69 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:53,476 His brother, his best friend in the world, died of a heart attack. 70 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:54,808 (AUDIENCE GASP) 71 00:06:55,648 --> 00:06:59,345 You might be able to get back on the horse, do great things. 72 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:02,786 Hell, you might even win a national championship. 73 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:06,655 But if you don't pay the piper, he will come calling. 74 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:13,125 I want to thank each and every one of you 75 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:17,693 for having the courage to really feel the loss of loved ones. 76 00:07:19,005 --> 00:07:20,905 I know it's not easy. 77 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,970 I've been there. 78 00:07:25,211 --> 00:07:27,406 How are you? You okay? 79 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,742 ALL: A-Okay! 80 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,147 Good. All right. Say it one more time. How are you? 81 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,014 ALL: A-Okay! 82 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:35,679 All right. I'll see you in workshop. 83 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:36,744 (ALL APPLAUDING) 84 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,960 JESSICA: Perfect. Perfect. 85 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,832 Good. Good. Great. 86 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,662 Come on, loosen up a little bit. You need a drink? 87 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:54,933 Maybe you need a drink. Waiter! 88 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:57,942 Please, no drink. Chapter 12. 89 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,207 "Alcohol's no more a cure-all than a Band-Aid on a bullet wound." 90 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,306 All right. Now flash me that sign of yours. 91 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:09,653 Great. Give me that. 92 00:08:11,757 --> 00:08:15,284 Great. So, tell me, what motivated the book? 93 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,627 Uh, my wife died. 94 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,062 I know. 95 00:08:22,902 --> 00:08:24,494 Why tell the whole world about it? 96 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,535 It was a way to coach myself how to get through it. 97 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:33,670 You know, I never intended for anyone to actually read it, 98 00:08:33,746 --> 00:08:37,910 but my manager gave it to a publisher and here I am. 99 00:08:37,984 --> 00:08:40,646 Yes, you are. What happened? 100 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:42,585 (CLEARING THROAT) Uh... 101 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:49,323 She was driving us to dinner. 102 00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:52,194 Dog in the middle of the road. 103 00:08:53,132 --> 00:08:54,929 Car swerved into a pole. 104 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,901 She died instantly. 105 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,073 It must have been awful. I'm sorry. 106 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,107 Appreciate it. 107 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:16,147 Well, I think I got what I needed. 108 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,520 Great! Fantastic. Nice to meet you, Jessica. 109 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,320 Nice to meet you. 110 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:21,985 You take care. 111 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:23,050 WOMAN: Thanks. 112 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:27,061 This way, guys. Follow Burke. 113 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,998 All right, everybody. 114 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:30,763 Those of you who signed up for the morning work group, 115 00:09:30,836 --> 00:09:32,269 you're in for a treat. 116 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,362 Let's go! Let's go! 117 00:09:33,439 --> 00:09:35,430 Come out in the middle here. Excuse us. 118 00:09:36,208 --> 00:09:38,836 (BRAKES SCREECHING) Thank you. Excuse us for a second. 119 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:41,141 Sorry. Come on out here. 120 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:44,316 Come on, everybody out. 121 00:09:44,984 --> 00:09:47,748 I want you to take a moment and look around 122 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:50,516 and tell me what you see and what you hear. 123 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:52,615 Okay? All right. 124 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:54,285 Okay. 125 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:55,384 Lorraine. 126 00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,224 Cars. Honking cars. 127 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:58,820 Good. Natalie? 128 00:09:59,298 --> 00:10:00,390 Jackhammers. 129 00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:01,763 Anybody else? MAN: Stoplights. 130 00:10:01,834 --> 00:10:03,062 Stoplights. Cement. 131 00:10:03,135 --> 00:10:04,193 A homeless person. 132 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,259 Trash. 133 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,362 Middle fingers. 134 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:07,599 Good. Excellent. 135 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:11,040 Now remember that and follow me. 136 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,078 BURKE: All right. Now what do you see? Lorraine? 137 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,548 The ocean. 138 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:20,042 Good. MAN 1: Trees. 139 00:10:20,886 --> 00:10:21,875 MAN 2: The Space Needle. 140 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,182 Skyscrapers. 141 00:10:23,589 --> 00:10:25,147 Mount Rainier. 142 00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,714 MAN 3: Rivers. 143 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,259 MAN 4: Beautiful rivers. 144 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:29,760 WOMAN: The sun. Good. 145 00:10:29,829 --> 00:10:31,228 MAN 5: Naked hot-tubber. 146 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,286 (PEOPLE CHUCKLING) 147 00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,633 Wow. Little bit different up here, isn't it? 148 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:41,366 And yet, it's the same. 149 00:10:42,541 --> 00:10:44,634 We haven't gone anywhere. 150 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:49,012 We're just looking at things from a new perspective. 151 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:56,183 Inside of each of you, there are sirens, honking horns and gridlock, 152 00:10:58,691 --> 00:11:02,752 but there's also this. 153 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,525 We just have to do the work 154 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,034 and climb the stairs to find it. 155 00:11:11,370 --> 00:11:13,998 You have the reporter at noon and I think you're gonna like her a lot. 156 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:15,540 Look, I don't really give a rat's ass 157 00:11:15,608 --> 00:11:17,007 what your cancellation policy is. 158 00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,566 I am leaving and I want my money back. 159 00:11:18,644 --> 00:11:20,168 Sir, it's not that simple. I'll be right back. 160 00:11:20,246 --> 00:11:21,838 Our cancellation policy clearly... 161 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,677 Hi. Becky? What seems to be the trouble here? 162 00:11:23,749 --> 00:11:26,718 Mr. Ryan, this gentleman is refusing to adhere... 163 00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,913 Thank you. Hi. I'm Burke. 164 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:30,747 You are? 165 00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,949 Walter Mayfield. 166 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,013 Walter. Where you from? 167 00:11:33,092 --> 00:11:34,889 Billings. Drove out from Billings. 168 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,621 Montana. That's quite a drive. 169 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:40,188 Yeah. Look, I don't think this thing is for me, okay? 170 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:42,200 Okay. You mind if I ask why? 171 00:11:42,268 --> 00:11:46,466 Well, frankly, my sister talked me into it, and the... 172 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,099 You know the whole... And the feelings... 173 00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,006 I understand. I understand. 174 00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:53,238 Can I ask you, why did your sister think 175 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:55,780 it was so important for you to come here? 176 00:11:58,651 --> 00:11:59,845 My son. 177 00:11:59,919 --> 00:12:01,853 And what's his name? Stephen. 178 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,980 And when did he... Does it really matter? 179 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:06,786 It matters to me, Walter. I'd like to hear. 180 00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,132 Do you have a picture? 181 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:33,884 I'm sorry. 182 00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,752 Walter, I know how you feel. I've been there. 183 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,821 My wife died. Three years ago. 184 00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:46,354 I want you to know that you've taken the first step 185 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,367 just by walking through these doors, and something inside you, 186 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:53,064 whether you know it or not, made you drive all this way. 187 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:58,304 If you want to leave, we'll honor your request. 188 00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,074 I hope you don't. 189 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,279 Thanks, Becky. Think about it. 190 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:18,052 BURKE: Chapter two. Happiness is a state of mind 191 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:21,893 and, like all things, it takes practice. 192 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:26,199 Devote five minutes a day to smiling, just smiling, 193 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,175 and after a while it'll come naturally. 194 00:13:52,631 --> 00:13:55,065 (EXCLAIMS) Sorry. I didn't mean to... 195 00:14:10,316 --> 00:14:12,409 Hey, you forgot your pen! 196 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:28,430 Quidnunc? Quidnunc? 197 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:43,072 What can I get you? 198 00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:47,642 I would like another Seven-and-Seven, and a tomato juice 199 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,709 for my virtuous friend here. 200 00:14:48,787 --> 00:14:49,913 Tomato juice. 201 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,616 Thank you. 202 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:54,591 So, as far as Unicom knows, 203 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:58,061 I'm a hair away from signing a deal with Time Warner. Okay? 204 00:14:58,130 --> 00:15:00,189 I'm expecting the offer by lunchtime tomorrow. 205 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:05,670 That means TV, radio, publishing. All of it. 206 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,641 Are you as hot for me right now as I am hot for me right now? 207 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:10,732 So hot. 208 00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:12,003 And check it. 209 00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:16,111 Ted Vernon, the CEO himself, is gonna fly in for the end of the seminar. 210 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,344 My guess, a little warm and fuzzy contract-inking party. 211 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,817 Who knows? 212 00:15:20,886 --> 00:15:22,353 Your drinks, gentlemen. 213 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,082 Thank you. 214 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,683 It's a long way from booking you gigs 215 00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:32,287 writing columns for Psychology Today, huh? 216 00:15:39,004 --> 00:15:41,029 I'll get you a Learjet. 217 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:42,831 You like Learjets? 218 00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:44,136 Lane. 219 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,674 Come on. You know that's not why I wrote it. 220 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:52,973 You do know that you're helping people, right, man? 221 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,049 (SIGHS) 222 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,987 This is your moment. 223 00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,784 You have to give yourself permission to enjoy it, brother. 224 00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:06,122 Come on, man. Live a little. 225 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,990 Yeah. 226 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,091 Yeah. 227 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,901 What? 228 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,951 You're right. 229 00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:43,726 (EXHALES) 230 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:52,341 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 231 00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:56,642 Hi. Do you remember me? From the hallway upstairs? 232 00:16:56,715 --> 00:16:58,615 You dropped your pen. 233 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:01,578 Um... 234 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,751 Would you like to have a cup of coffee? 235 00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:10,884 Ah. 236 00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:12,558 Right. Um... 237 00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:17,266 Well, we could bring him along if you want. Double your pleasure. 238 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,341 I'm sorry. I... I... You... 239 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:33,979 See you, Ricky. 240 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,179 Later, Eloise. 241 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:40,614 (SIGHS) 242 00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:50,757 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 243 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,440 Hey, baby. What's this? Delivery. 244 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,110 Wow. I was in the neighborhood, 245 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,545 so I figured I'd bring you lunch 246 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,639 'cause I knew you'd be working so hard. 247 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,705 Wow, you didn't have to do that. 248 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,183 Polished up, ready to go. 249 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:08,276 (EXCLAIMS) Hey, Eloise. 250 00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:09,445 ELOISE: Hi, Ian. 251 00:18:09,988 --> 00:18:11,717 How's your boss treating you today? 252 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,485 Oh, he's all right. 253 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,790 The lead singer of the Stereo Kings trashed his Les Paul. 254 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:19,990 Look at that fretboard, man. As good as new. 255 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:21,259 Make sure he signs for it. 256 00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:22,664 IAN: No problem. 257 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:25,097 Did you have company? 258 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:27,727 Um... 259 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,332 Yeah. I told you Frank and I were working last night. 260 00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,971 Frank wears lipstick? 261 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,611 Hey, listen. EI, it's not what you think. 262 00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,014 It's business. Totally platonic. 263 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:40,676 You know what? You used that one last time. 264 00:18:40,752 --> 00:18:43,448 No, she's got ties to Sony. Hey! 265 00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:46,047 Listen to me. You gotta listen to me. Eloise! 266 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,956 I don't want to hear it. 267 00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:04,798 (SIGHS) 268 00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:04,963 BURKE: How you doing today? 269 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,470 MAN: Pretty good, thanks. 270 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,467 All right. Okay. 271 00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:11,733 What's your name? 272 00:20:11,810 --> 00:20:12,834 Alberto. 273 00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:15,178 See you at workshop, okay? Goodbye. 274 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:16,805 Mr. Ryan. 275 00:20:17,082 --> 00:20:19,312 You are something. Yes, sir. 276 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:24,480 Say, would you mind signing that to "Donald and Shirley," please? 277 00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,949 There you go. 278 00:20:27,025 --> 00:20:28,322 Say, do you mind if I share? 279 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,749 Share? 280 00:20:29,828 --> 00:20:32,490 Yeah. See, there's this fellow in his 60s 281 00:20:32,564 --> 00:20:36,159 and he thinks he's just gonna, you know, sail through his retirement. 282 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:40,103 But then one day, three years and 13 days ago, 283 00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:42,367 his daughter dies. 284 00:20:43,342 --> 00:20:46,675 And the truth is he hasn't been doing very well. 285 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:51,075 He doesn't sleep much, and he and his wife, well... 286 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,076 You can understand. 287 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:56,780 But his daughter's husband, 288 00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,117 well, he doesn't seem to be having 289 00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,124 any of these kinds of problems. No. 290 00:21:00,926 --> 00:21:05,522 She was crushed to death in a car crash, but he, well... 291 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,960 He's making lemonade out of lemons. Isn't that how it goes? 292 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,606 When are you gonna stop lying, son? 293 00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,218 Hypocrite. 294 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,290 Burke, I am so sorry. 295 00:21:37,529 --> 00:21:39,861 God. The balls on him! 296 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,159 I'm fine. 297 00:21:42,934 --> 00:21:44,424 Who does he think he is? 298 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,800 Her father. 299 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,467 Even so, way over the line. 300 00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:55,476 Forget that. You know what? She'd be proud of you. 301 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,307 All right, you're pissed off at me. 302 00:21:59,384 --> 00:22:02,945 A thousand times you said no to Seattle, but I wouldn't listen. 303 00:22:03,021 --> 00:22:05,455 You gotta be pissed off at me. 304 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,490 I'm fine. 305 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:11,951 (SIGHING) 306 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:15,527 Burke? 307 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:28,408 CYNTHIA: So, take a good look at them, mister. A little preview of tonight. 308 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:31,809 I know how you love the high heels. 309 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:36,581 I'll see you tonight at 8:00. Standing tall. 310 00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:40,289 Big kiss. 311 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,058 Love you. 312 00:22:49,801 --> 00:22:52,167 MARTY: "So, my ass don't fit no Cosmo cover 313 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:55,434 "You think I can't be some hot animal lover? 314 00:22:55,507 --> 00:23:00,137 "You scared of my cerebral cortex? That I'm Gloria's fish, chromosome X? 315 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:05,275 "Or maybe you're just afraid of my battery-operated sex" 316 00:23:08,186 --> 00:23:09,949 What do you think? 317 00:23:13,892 --> 00:23:14,950 Hello. 318 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:17,119 There's something wrong with that girl. 319 00:23:19,030 --> 00:23:20,930 She said she wanted to hear it. 320 00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:24,560 Marty. Slam poetry, coffee house. 321 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:27,036 My shop, work. Please. 322 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:28,595 Yes, ma'am. 323 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,197 Are there any new receivables? 324 00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,971 Just that birthday arrangement I told you about. 325 00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,602 Right. Great. 326 00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,009 Marty, you did not cauterize the stems. 327 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,209 Oh. 328 00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:42,112 I was just about to. 329 00:23:42,187 --> 00:23:43,654 You know what? Here's what happens. 330 00:23:43,722 --> 00:23:48,421 The sap pollutes the water and then they die twice as fast. 331 00:23:48,493 --> 00:23:51,155 I know, I know, I know, I know. I'll get it. I promise. 332 00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:54,960 I don't understand this. We have roses, we have all of these. 333 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:57,433 I mean, come on. These are flowers living out of water. 334 00:23:57,502 --> 00:23:58,935 Are you all right? 335 00:23:59,004 --> 00:24:03,441 Look, I just had a really... I've had a really bad couple of days, okay? 336 00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:06,639 Would you like to talk to me about it? 337 00:24:06,711 --> 00:24:08,372 No, I don't. 338 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:13,145 Because you weren't this mad the last time I forgot to cauterize. 339 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:18,551 Tyler. 340 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:22,654 And some groupie. 341 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:23,751 Again? 342 00:24:23,829 --> 00:24:24,818 Yeah. 343 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,921 No. No! 344 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:28,659 I know. It's crazy. 345 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,831 I can't believe it. 346 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,137 God, you know what? No, I can believe it. I can totally believe it. 347 00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:37,402 Excuse me. What does that mean? What does that mean? 348 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,568 It's so clear to me. 349 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:39,632 Oh. 350 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,670 It means that you manage to choose guys 351 00:24:42,747 --> 00:24:45,215 that guarantee that at some point, 352 00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:47,080 we are going to be standing here 353 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:48,881 having this same conversation again. 354 00:24:48,954 --> 00:24:54,017 And you're gonna be shocked at the outcome of the relationship again. 355 00:24:54,092 --> 00:24:55,184 But most of all, 356 00:24:55,260 --> 00:25:00,596 I just hate seeing you get so disappointed and hurt every single time. 357 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,428 Am I being too harsh? 358 00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:04,992 Yes. No. 359 00:25:08,473 --> 00:25:09,497 Yeah. 360 00:25:09,574 --> 00:25:11,804 Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna... 361 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:13,708 Cauterize. Yeah. 362 00:25:20,619 --> 00:25:23,486 BURKE: It was because they were feeling pain and resentment. 363 00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,718 I want you to re-read Chapter 12, okay? 364 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:31,558 The cigarettes are more than just a habit. They're a denial mechanism. 365 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,619 Oh. 366 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:33,891 Okay? 367 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,558 "Mental health begins with..." 368 00:25:37,636 --> 00:25:40,127 "Physical health." Okay. 369 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:43,197 And how you always say it's important to remember the person, 370 00:25:43,275 --> 00:25:45,903 how they lived, not how they died? 371 00:25:45,977 --> 00:25:49,913 Well, my husband loved my oatmeal-raisin cookies so much. 372 00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,074 So, I took his ashes and... 373 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:55,946 Meet my Stanley. 374 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,623 Don't those look delicious? 375 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,559 I'll see you in workshop. 376 00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,529 Oh, thank him. 377 00:26:12,871 --> 00:26:14,566 (ELOISE CHATTERING) 378 00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:25,472 ...event next week in the Junior Ballroom. 379 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:27,845 But then Julie was wondering if we could get the side... 380 00:26:27,919 --> 00:26:29,147 Excuse me. ...arrangements. Excuse... 381 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:32,986 Oh, my God. Oh, my God, there's been a healing. 382 00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:36,454 You like making a fool of people, 383 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,052 pretending to be Helen Keller? 384 00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:42,532 Uh, well, technically, she was blind also, so... 385 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:45,297 Okay. Will you excuse us for a second? 386 00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:47,698 Thank you. 387 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:51,105 See, I happen to know a thing or two about people. 388 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:52,473 You get approached a lot. 389 00:26:52,544 --> 00:26:55,104 Probably have since the day you strapped on your first training bra. 390 00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,082 But you're smart and you're creative and you're caring and deep. 391 00:26:59,150 --> 00:27:02,119 But how come the guys only see the package it comes in? 392 00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:05,247 Sure, you're flattered, but ultimately, ultimately, it's tiresome 393 00:27:05,323 --> 00:27:07,257 because it has nothing to do with you. You were born that way. 394 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:10,726 You can't take credit for it. Your insides, though. That's yours. 395 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:14,356 That's what you want someone to truly see, even a stranger. 396 00:27:14,432 --> 00:27:17,663 Ergo, you fake a handicap 397 00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:21,832 rather than deign to have a conversation with a fellow human being. 398 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:24,272 You prefer sign language? Fine. 399 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:25,798 (GASPS) 400 00:27:29,748 --> 00:27:30,737 (SIGHS) 401 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,887 Smooth. Real smooth. 402 00:27:40,792 --> 00:27:41,781 Ha! 403 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,356 Excuse me. This is the men's room. 404 00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:46,363 You know what? Excuse me. 405 00:27:46,698 --> 00:27:48,791 What did you have in mind? 406 00:27:48,867 --> 00:27:51,893 Some sweet, romantic courtship 407 00:27:51,970 --> 00:27:53,631 in the bar over some warm peanuts 408 00:27:53,705 --> 00:27:57,300 before we consummate our love in the glow of Spectravision porn? 409 00:27:57,375 --> 00:27:58,399 You... 410 00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:01,104 God, I'm so sorry your little ego took such a bruising. 411 00:28:01,179 --> 00:28:05,582 But you know what? I bet the next chick that you meet in the elevator 412 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:07,641 or, I don't know, the gym, 413 00:28:07,719 --> 00:28:09,880 is gonna fit that bill just fine. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 414 00:28:09,954 --> 00:28:13,185 Even though I bet you have a wife who is actually stupid enough 415 00:28:13,258 --> 00:28:16,523 to believe that you're the one guy with integrity. The one guy. 416 00:28:16,594 --> 00:28:19,791 Until, of course, she finds that lipstick mark on your boxers, 417 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:21,764 and then it's game over, pal. 418 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,130 And that one thing that you held so dear, 419 00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:25,362 that one thing that you loved more than anything in the world, 420 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:29,032 is tainted and ruined and destroyed like that. 421 00:28:29,474 --> 00:28:30,498 (SIGHS) 422 00:28:30,575 --> 00:28:33,203 Ergo, if you had a brain in either head, 423 00:28:33,278 --> 00:28:35,803 you would realize that I was doing us both a favor. 424 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,108 (TOILET FLUSHING) 425 00:28:43,154 --> 00:28:44,143 (CLEARS THROAT) 426 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:45,781 (CLEARS THROAT) 427 00:28:45,857 --> 00:28:46,846 Excuse me. 428 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,017 Sure. No problem. 429 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,360 Is that my flower you're wearing? 430 00:28:54,132 --> 00:28:55,258 No. 431 00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:59,502 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, it is. 432 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:05,535 But I... I took it before, when I thought you were deaf. 433 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:07,570 Hmm? 434 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:09,340 Not that I would steal from a deaf person. 435 00:29:10,448 --> 00:29:11,574 All right. 436 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:14,248 Goodbye. 437 00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,446 (SIGHING) My God. 438 00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:34,734 All right, this one's ready. 439 00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,900 Where's that headed? Don't know. 440 00:29:36,975 --> 00:29:39,705 He said you'd know where it was going. 441 00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:04,761 Hi. 442 00:30:06,371 --> 00:30:07,429 Hi. 443 00:30:08,373 --> 00:30:09,465 Don't you look grand? 444 00:30:09,541 --> 00:30:12,442 Thank you. My, my, fancy. 445 00:30:13,511 --> 00:30:15,502 Thank you. All right. 446 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,180 The concierge said it's good. 447 00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:24,519 That's good. He should know. 448 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:26,320 Yeah. 449 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:35,062 It stopped raining. 450 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,730 It sure did. 451 00:30:42,207 --> 00:30:45,370 Carrot-ginger and the spinach soup. 452 00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,644 You know, I have to say, I have never been on a date with someone 453 00:30:51,716 --> 00:30:54,014 who has a cardboard cutout of themselves. 454 00:30:54,085 --> 00:30:55,416 Well, I mean, they're... They're really... 455 00:30:55,486 --> 00:30:57,386 They're good for the carpool lane. 456 00:30:57,989 --> 00:30:58,978 Oh. 457 00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:00,422 (CHUCKLING) 458 00:31:00,491 --> 00:31:01,549 Got it. 459 00:31:01,626 --> 00:31:05,687 You know, we take long walks on the beach together, go fly kites. 460 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,822 He's the kite. 461 00:31:08,766 --> 00:31:10,757 Because he's cardboard. Right. 462 00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,434 Your salads. Enjoy. 463 00:31:17,508 --> 00:31:18,941 Thank you. Thank you. 464 00:31:21,746 --> 00:31:22,838 So... 465 00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:26,981 "Quidnunc"? 466 00:31:27,986 --> 00:31:29,317 Yeah. 467 00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:33,721 You weren't really supposed to see that, but, you know... 468 00:31:33,791 --> 00:31:36,351 They're just... They're just words. 469 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:39,393 So, there's more than one, or... 470 00:31:39,464 --> 00:31:40,453 Mmm-mmm. 471 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:52,441 Thank you. 472 00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:00,545 Well, your concierge called it. That was real good. 473 00:32:00,618 --> 00:32:01,846 Right. Thank you. 474 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,410 My pleasure. 475 00:32:04,789 --> 00:32:07,986 So, I gotta... I'm gonna go. I've got... 476 00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,924 It's a school night for me, so... 477 00:32:09,994 --> 00:32:11,154 I understand. 478 00:32:11,229 --> 00:32:12,491 It was very nice. Thank you. Okay. 479 00:32:12,563 --> 00:32:14,326 All right. Thank you. Great. 480 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:16,663 Goodbye. See you later. Thanks. 481 00:32:23,174 --> 00:32:24,505 Eloise! 482 00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:27,166 Eloise! 483 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:28,234 Oh. 484 00:32:31,716 --> 00:32:35,812 You know, I haven't... I haven't been on a date in three years. 485 00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:39,954 'Cause see, I was... I was married. 486 00:32:40,024 --> 00:32:45,326 And I mean, normally, I'm... I'm quite dashing and debonair 487 00:32:45,396 --> 00:32:48,229 and whatever other "D" word there is 488 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,288 that would really impress you. 489 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:52,359 But it's painfully apparent that I'm... I'm a little rusty. 490 00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:53,930 (LAUGHS) 491 00:32:54,339 --> 00:32:57,467 Why... Why wouldn't you just say so? 492 00:32:58,409 --> 00:33:00,969 I don't know, a desperate attempt to hold on to 493 00:33:01,045 --> 00:33:03,513 whatever shred of masculinity that I have left? 494 00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:06,539 Okay. So... 495 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,253 So then I'm your... I'm your first since a divorce? 496 00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:16,383 Uh, you are the first... Well, that's good. 497 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:19,988 Because that explains a lot. Because that in there... 498 00:33:21,132 --> 00:33:22,497 It was... It was bad. 499 00:33:22,567 --> 00:33:23,829 Really bad. 500 00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:30,565 Well, I have to go pick some phalangiums right now. 501 00:33:30,641 --> 00:33:33,041 Would you like to come with me? 502 00:33:34,078 --> 00:33:35,067 Yeah. 503 00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:36,702 Good. 504 00:33:46,624 --> 00:33:50,287 Personally, I like to put the waffles and bacon in first. 505 00:33:50,795 --> 00:33:52,626 I'm increasing the pH level. 506 00:33:52,697 --> 00:33:55,029 Hey. You do your thing. 507 00:33:56,234 --> 00:34:00,295 I'm still trying to wrap my head around what your thing is. 508 00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:02,931 You're just gonna have to read my book. 509 00:34:03,007 --> 00:34:04,634 You're slippery. 510 00:34:04,776 --> 00:34:06,437 I prefer "mysterious." 511 00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:12,143 How long you been at this? 512 00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:14,081 Oh, I've always wanted to do it. 513 00:34:14,852 --> 00:34:17,844 I finally got up the guts a couple of years ago to open my own shop. 514 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:19,480 Good for you. 515 00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:24,385 "Julie, we have never met..." 516 00:34:24,462 --> 00:34:26,123 No. Hey! 517 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,131 Wow. Nosy. 518 00:34:29,233 --> 00:34:30,291 I'm sorry. 519 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:31,460 Sorry. I don't mean to... 520 00:34:31,536 --> 00:34:35,267 But these are just... They're from deliveries. 521 00:34:35,339 --> 00:34:38,240 They're copies I've made of cards that have, 522 00:34:38,309 --> 00:34:40,004 you know, stuck with me. 523 00:34:41,646 --> 00:34:43,045 So... Can I... 524 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:44,911 Really? Would you... Yeah. I'd like to. 525 00:34:44,982 --> 00:34:46,074 Okay. 526 00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:49,446 "Julie, we have never met, 527 00:34:51,289 --> 00:34:54,417 "but I've watched you lovingly all these years. 528 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:57,950 "Congratulations and have a beautiful wedding. 529 00:34:59,664 --> 00:35:01,529 "Love, your father." 530 00:35:06,037 --> 00:35:07,299 May I? 531 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:08,564 Um... 532 00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,177 Let's see. 533 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:19,342 "Stacy, these are supposed to last two weeks. 534 00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,908 "I'll be back in time to see them bloom." 535 00:35:21,986 --> 00:35:25,217 Yeah, deployed Marine. He never saw them bloom. 536 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:32,221 One last one. 537 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,890 "My dearest wife, happy 50th anniversary. 538 00:35:34,966 --> 00:35:36,934 "Sorry about the rug burns last night." 539 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,195 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 540 00:35:38,736 --> 00:35:40,704 Thanks for the visual. 541 00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:44,103 Life on a 3-by-5. 542 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,510 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 543 00:36:00,758 --> 00:36:04,159 Okay, well, I mean, if this is the candle of truth, 544 00:36:07,265 --> 00:36:09,699 then I guess I should be honest. 545 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:15,265 I... I used her life insurance money 546 00:36:17,408 --> 00:36:20,241 for a down payment on a condo in Mexico. 547 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:25,238 Well, because we had talked about it before. He liked the idea. 548 00:36:26,083 --> 00:36:31,487 So, I... I made a mold of his, you know... 549 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:32,814 (PEOPLE CHUCKLE) 550 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:37,794 That way, when he was gone, we could still, you know... 551 00:36:41,499 --> 00:36:42,966 BURKE: Who's next? 552 00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:50,569 Walter? 553 00:36:54,278 --> 00:36:56,337 Not much to say, really. 554 00:36:58,115 --> 00:37:01,846 Walter, there's always something to say. Come on, tell us. 555 00:37:03,888 --> 00:37:05,378 How did your son die? 556 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:15,354 (CLEARS THROAT) 557 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:19,933 I used to be a contractor. He was my little right-hand man. 558 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:26,669 Only 12, but he could frame a garden shed better than I could. 559 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,607 We stopped by my construction site. 560 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,171 I had to pick up some blueprints from my trailer. 561 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,081 I told him to wait in the car. 562 00:37:34,151 --> 00:37:37,848 He fell off a scaffold and snapped his spinal cord in two. 563 00:37:46,697 --> 00:37:47,686 (SNIFFLING) 564 00:37:51,569 --> 00:37:53,059 Just like... 565 00:37:54,972 --> 00:37:56,599 Just like that. 566 00:37:59,644 --> 00:38:01,339 And every day... 567 00:38:03,714 --> 00:38:05,341 Every day is... 568 00:38:09,487 --> 00:38:12,547 I should've known he wouldn't stay in the car. 569 00:38:19,897 --> 00:38:23,333 Walter, you said, "I used to be a contractor." 570 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:33,207 I can't even walk into a hardware store. 571 00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:39,538 I clean buildings at night now. 572 00:38:42,453 --> 00:38:44,478 And I lost my business. 573 00:38:45,856 --> 00:38:47,551 My wife left me. 574 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:53,659 Thank you, Walter. 575 00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:04,866 There's a dirty little secret. It's fear. 576 00:39:06,644 --> 00:39:09,112 How many here don't fly anymore? 577 00:39:10,247 --> 00:39:12,374 Come on, raise your hands. 578 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:16,350 Who here gets an annual checkup three times a year? 579 00:39:19,557 --> 00:39:21,422 How many of you don't take elevators 580 00:39:21,492 --> 00:39:25,724 or gave up skiing, biking, surfing, kayaking, whatever it might be? 581 00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:33,293 Well, listen to me. Fear is a state of mind. 582 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:37,373 We're gonna prove that right now. 583 00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,608 BURKE: Let's put our hands together. 584 00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:48,410 Ready? Here we go. 585 00:39:49,353 --> 00:39:50,411 (ALL CHEERING) 586 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:54,216 Step, step, step, step. 587 00:39:55,726 --> 00:39:57,751 Okay? Come on, Natalie. 588 00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:05,392 (EXCLAIMING) 589 00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:13,699 (WHOOPING) 590 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:20,248 BURKE: The only thing separating you and me is in your head. 591 00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:23,616 Come on. You can do this. Come on. 592 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:27,319 Okay. Walter? 593 00:40:28,125 --> 00:40:30,821 Come on, Walter! MAN: Come on, Walter! 594 00:40:31,028 --> 00:40:32,427 BURKE: Here we go! 595 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,225 Come on, Walter! 596 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:39,334 Here we go. 597 00:40:39,403 --> 00:40:41,371 WOMAN: Come on, Walter! 598 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,536 Come on! 599 00:40:44,074 --> 00:40:45,336 Walter. 600 00:40:46,310 --> 00:40:47,868 It's okay. It's okay. 601 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:51,108 I'm sorry. This is just silly. 602 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:52,672 I'm not gonna feel A-Okay 603 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,718 because I walked across some damn coals. 604 00:40:55,319 --> 00:40:58,049 Okay, then it shouldn't be that big of a deal, Walter. 605 00:40:58,155 --> 00:40:59,679 It's not a big deal. It's just... 606 00:40:59,757 --> 00:41:01,247 It's a step. 607 00:41:01,325 --> 00:41:03,293 It's an important step. 608 00:41:04,094 --> 00:41:07,427 Well, it has nothing to do with my Stephen. 609 00:41:07,498 --> 00:41:10,365 Walter, would Stephen want you like this? 610 00:41:11,502 --> 00:41:15,063 Or would he want you to move on, to take a step forward? 611 00:41:17,441 --> 00:41:19,841 You don't know anything about my son. 612 00:41:19,910 --> 00:41:21,537 Walter, watch. 613 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:35,853 Walter, come on. 614 00:41:44,702 --> 00:41:47,102 Come on, Walter. You can do this. 615 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,606 Come on. 616 00:41:52,810 --> 00:41:54,175 Walter! 617 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:02,786 Okay. All right, we all go at our own pace. 618 00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:05,282 He'll get there. 619 00:42:06,323 --> 00:42:08,188 All right, well, let's give ourselves a round of applause 620 00:42:08,259 --> 00:42:09,556 (ALL APPLAUDING) 621 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,220 for daring to kick fear right where it hurts. 622 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:20,300 Buddy, this stuff is gonna hurt. 623 00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:27,978 How many layers of skin do you think you have? 624 00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,204 Not enough. 625 00:42:33,684 --> 00:42:36,915 You know, you can't do the work for them. 626 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:38,913 You know that, right? 627 00:42:38,989 --> 00:42:40,422 The guy needs help. 628 00:42:41,659 --> 00:42:43,854 Fine, but you can't do it for them. 629 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:46,494 This is gonna sting a little bit. 630 00:42:48,299 --> 00:42:49,527 Ready? 631 00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:53,094 Count of three. 632 00:42:53,804 --> 00:42:54,828 One. 633 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:55,997 (GROANING) 634 00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:58,504 Lane! You're fired! 635 00:43:02,046 --> 00:43:05,345 WOMAN: Once you sign with us, you're no longer an independent contractor. 636 00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:09,182 You've got all 32 divisions funneling your image 24-7. 637 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:13,622 Within a year, we�ll increase your household name recognition by 65%. 638 00:43:13,691 --> 00:43:17,252 The Burke Ryan Show will subsequently launch in the third quarter. 639 00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,592 Followed by the DVD line, a new set of books, 640 00:43:19,663 --> 00:43:21,961 syndicated talk radio, et cetera. 641 00:43:22,132 --> 00:43:23,258 "Et cetera" is good. 642 00:43:23,334 --> 00:43:26,462 All of this lays the foundation for a branding strategy 643 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:29,438 that taps into demographics well beyond your current base. 644 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:32,441 Studies indicate that persons grieving the loss of a loved one 645 00:43:32,509 --> 00:43:35,967 put on 30 to 40% more weight than the national average. 646 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:40,346 Introducing the Burke Ryan Calorie Reduction Plan. 647 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:45,046 "Finally, a loss you can feel good about." 648 00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:46,349 Ooh. 649 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:49,849 Look at that. I like that picture. 650 00:43:50,427 --> 00:43:51,553 (SIGHS) 651 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,961 Wow. Are you kidding me? 652 00:43:55,733 --> 00:43:57,030 You look strong, you look happy and... 653 00:43:57,101 --> 00:43:58,159 Right. 654 00:43:58,235 --> 00:44:01,170 It's a mock-up at this point. Anyway, continuing on... 655 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,299 (GROANING) 656 00:44:29,900 --> 00:44:31,663 LANE: Hey, that was great. Don't forget, 657 00:44:31,735 --> 00:44:33,862 when Mr. Vernon gets into town... 658 00:44:33,937 --> 00:44:35,700 Hey, I gotta take them down to the museum 659 00:44:35,773 --> 00:44:37,968 and show them around like an idiot... 660 00:44:38,542 --> 00:44:43,411 Did that beep? Hey, Burke. It's me, Eloise. 661 00:44:47,117 --> 00:44:48,675 BURKE: So, where are we going? 662 00:44:48,819 --> 00:44:50,377 ELOISE: It's all good. You'll see. 663 00:45:01,298 --> 00:45:04,358 Okay, I will be right back. 664 00:45:05,202 --> 00:45:06,897 Is this... Is this your house? 665 00:45:06,970 --> 00:45:08,232 No, it's my mom's. 666 00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:10,773 I'm just gonna go grab something. 667 00:45:11,775 --> 00:45:13,242 I mean, you're more than welcome to come in. 668 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:14,572 Okay. 669 00:45:16,046 --> 00:45:17,206 Okay. 670 00:45:18,982 --> 00:45:20,040 ELOISE: Hi, Mom. 671 00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:21,448 Oh. Hi, honey. 672 00:45:21,618 --> 00:45:23,142 Bob left the keys on the counter. 673 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,710 Oh, great. 674 00:45:25,789 --> 00:45:27,484 Great. How was your day? 675 00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:30,186 Oh, fine. I had lots of coupons. 676 00:45:30,260 --> 00:45:32,751 Oh, really? So, that was busy, huh? 677 00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:34,119 Mmm-hmm. 678 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:37,667 Hi. I brought you flowers. 679 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,203 Oh. Those are so pretty. Thanks. 680 00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,299 Mom, I'd like you to meet a friend of mine. 681 00:45:44,374 --> 00:45:46,535 I wasn't expecting company. 682 00:45:47,511 --> 00:45:50,139 Hi. I'm Burke. 683 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,840 Burke Ryan! 684 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,215 Ellie, you didn't tell me you were dating a celebrity. 685 00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:58,277 Well, we're not dating. 686 00:45:58,889 --> 00:46:00,652 I wish you would have told me. I look like hell. 687 00:46:00,724 --> 00:46:02,954 Not at all. It's just the opposite. 688 00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:05,153 I see where Eloise gets her looks. 689 00:46:07,364 --> 00:46:08,729 Let's show him your pictures. 690 00:46:08,799 --> 00:46:09,823 You know, no, I don't think so... 691 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:10,889 I'd love to. 692 00:46:10,968 --> 00:46:12,492 No, really. 693 00:46:14,071 --> 00:46:16,938 You know... Okay, I'm gonna get the keys. 694 00:46:17,007 --> 00:46:19,373 My word, you have Pocahontas here. 695 00:46:19,443 --> 00:46:22,469 Eloise was state archery champion two years in a row. 696 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:24,036 No. Oh, Mother. 697 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,981 Don't be modest. This is Burke Ryan. 698 00:46:28,919 --> 00:46:31,251 (SOFTLY) I loved you on The Today Show. 699 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:33,756 Now how old is she here? 700 00:46:33,824 --> 00:46:35,849 Okay. I got those keys, so thank you for that. 701 00:46:35,926 --> 00:46:37,860 We gotta go. Look how cute you are here. 702 00:46:37,928 --> 00:46:39,953 A-Okay. A-Okay. 703 00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:41,924 It was very nice meeting you. Nice to meet you. 704 00:46:41,999 --> 00:46:44,524 Hope to see you again. Yeah. Take care. Bye-bye. 705 00:46:45,903 --> 00:46:47,996 I am so glad you're not dating that musician. 706 00:46:48,071 --> 00:46:49,436 Mother. Oh, God. 707 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:56,437 I love you. Thanks. Thank Bob. 708 00:46:58,182 --> 00:47:00,275 Burke Ryan. Oh, my God! 709 00:47:01,585 --> 00:47:03,109 Wow. She's so sweet. 710 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,484 She loves you. 711 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:05,715 I really enjoyed that. 712 00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:07,347 It was very sweet. 713 00:47:07,424 --> 00:47:08,413 (CHUCKLES) 714 00:47:09,393 --> 00:47:13,022 Oh, Mom. No, no, no. This way. Come on. 715 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:15,691 Where are we going? 716 00:47:16,633 --> 00:47:18,123 It's fun not knowing, isn't it? 717 00:47:18,202 --> 00:47:19,191 Ah. 718 00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:20,998 (CHUCKLING) You�ll see. 719 00:47:23,407 --> 00:47:25,671 What, are you trying to avoid the FBI? 720 00:47:25,742 --> 00:47:28,836 You�ll see. Please, just get in the truck. 721 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:37,317 I think I forgot my hard hat. 722 00:47:37,387 --> 00:47:39,787 Oh, really? Well, here you go. 723 00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:01,204 What you doing? 724 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:04,144 Your chariot awaits. 725 00:48:05,616 --> 00:48:07,982 Seriously? Me, in bucket? 726 00:48:08,685 --> 00:48:10,619 Yes. Trust me. 727 00:48:14,892 --> 00:48:17,656 Have you had any cold medicine today? 728 00:48:17,728 --> 00:48:19,286 Not today. 729 00:48:19,363 --> 00:48:20,853 We're good. Okay, now watch this. 730 00:48:20,931 --> 00:48:22,523 Very dangerous. Fingers. Uh-huh. 731 00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:24,931 Lock us in. Got it? 732 00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:26,196 Do you know what you're doing? Uh-huh. 733 00:48:26,270 --> 00:48:27,362 Ready? Oh, Lord. 734 00:48:27,437 --> 00:48:28,665 Are we in? Buckled? 735 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,229 Locked? Loaded? Okay. 736 00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:35,639 All right, here lies Burke Ryan, dead... 737 00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:40,573 Oh, stop it. I had a crash course this morning from Bob. 738 00:48:40,651 --> 00:48:43,085 Who is Bob, and why is my life in his hands? 739 00:48:43,153 --> 00:48:45,280 Bob's my mom's neighbor. 740 00:48:45,355 --> 00:48:47,550 Current boyfriend of the moment. 741 00:48:47,624 --> 00:48:49,114 (CLEARING THROAT) Mmm-hmm. 742 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:51,625 Okay. Here's what I was thinking. 743 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,662 I wanted to pick up from last night. 744 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:57,356 And I wanted to get you tickets to Rogue Wave, 745 00:48:57,434 --> 00:49:00,062 but they've been sold out for weeks. 746 00:49:01,204 --> 00:49:05,698 So, I figured where there is a will, there is a way. 747 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:07,073 (CROWD CHEERING) 748 00:49:08,879 --> 00:49:10,744 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 749 00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:24,119 MAN: (SINGING) Heaven is a switchboard that you want to fight 750 00:49:24,194 --> 00:49:26,458 She would even miss you if you taught her sight 751 00:49:26,530 --> 00:49:28,794 Power politician leaning to the right 752 00:49:28,865 --> 00:49:32,733 Baby's got a trust fund that she'll want to go off like that 753 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:35,203 Get off my stack 754 00:49:35,272 --> 00:49:37,035 leave a little window 755 00:49:37,107 --> 00:49:40,042 Get off of my stack 756 00:49:47,851 --> 00:49:49,751 Now we wear same-colored yellow uniforms 757 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:51,082 Sky is burning but at least we're warm 758 00:50:00,497 --> 00:50:02,590 If I had a nickel for every time I saw a concert 759 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:04,998 from a telephone truck, I'd be... 760 00:50:05,969 --> 00:50:08,199 Thank you. It was exquisite. 761 00:50:08,271 --> 00:50:10,102 Don't thank me. Thank Bob. 762 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,606 Thank you, Bob. 763 00:50:12,442 --> 00:50:14,342 Hey, I got your book. 764 00:50:14,411 --> 00:50:15,400 I'm halfway through it. 765 00:50:15,479 --> 00:50:16,605 Really? 766 00:50:17,247 --> 00:50:19,909 Well, wait till you get to the recipe chapters. 767 00:50:19,983 --> 00:50:21,780 They're top-notch. 768 00:50:25,455 --> 00:50:27,548 I'm sorry about your wife. 769 00:50:29,192 --> 00:50:31,854 How come you didn't tell me that's what happened? 770 00:50:34,164 --> 00:50:36,428 I don't know. Never came up. 771 00:50:39,102 --> 00:50:41,593 Well, it sounded like you really loved her. 772 00:50:43,340 --> 00:50:44,830 Yeah, I did. 773 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,268 But that was a long time ago. 774 00:50:49,646 --> 00:50:51,136 Three years? 775 00:50:51,848 --> 00:50:53,645 Twenty-one in dog years. 776 00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:01,952 I had a really, really great time. 777 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:05,054 Me, too. That was really fun. 778 00:51:19,176 --> 00:51:20,473 What? 779 00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:24,779 I'm waiting to watch you strut back to your bitchin' rig. 780 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:30,116 All right. 781 00:51:31,555 --> 00:51:32,544 Bye.