1 00:01:02,875 --> 00:01:06,900 She keeps me hanging on the line, waiting on the side... 2 00:01:07,046 --> 00:01:12,312 ...every single night, same, hanging by the phone... 3 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:17,181 ...waiting all alone. Everybody knows her name. 4 00:01:19,517 --> 00:01:23,928 I love you, I love you, I love you! 5 00:01:24,053 --> 00:01:26,222 Jenny, slow down. You're going to have an aneurism. 6 00:01:26,357 --> 00:01:29,923 What's a girl to do? 7 00:01:32,030 --> 00:01:33,969 In a perfect world... 8 00:01:34,105 --> 00:01:37,128 I'd be perfect, too. 9 00:01:37,399 --> 00:01:39,099 Oh my, God. You're the coolest friend ever. 10 00:01:39,235 --> 00:01:41,205 This is the birthday of my life! 11 00:01:41,539 --> 00:01:43,343 Yeah, well, anything for a friend. 12 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:47,138 - Hi, guys... - Euw, make it go away. 13 00:01:47,545 --> 00:01:50,381 I figured you too would be in these cheap seats. 14 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:52,008 These seats are amazing. 15 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:56,888 Yeah, well, I'm down where Jason can sweat all over me. Peace, ladies. 16 00:01:57,461 --> 00:01:58,650 Every single night... 17 00:01:58,796 --> 00:02:00,621 ...same. 18 00:02:15,980 --> 00:02:18,274 She's a perfect girl. 19 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:21,245 Jason! 20 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:29,118 Is it just me? Or is it hot in here? 21 00:02:29,253 --> 00:02:31,620 Don't do it. Don't you do it! 22 00:02:35,426 --> 00:02:36,417 He did it. 23 00:02:48,074 --> 00:02:50,765 Oh my God. This is my favorite song! 24 00:02:51,046 --> 00:02:52,443 I love you! 25 00:03:01,452 --> 00:03:12,755 You say, you learned to sleep alone. And I say I miss the way you breathe. 26 00:03:12,891 --> 00:03:15,591 - You say... - I'm going! 27 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:17,666 Jenny! 28 00:03:17,802 --> 00:03:19,064 A little to the left. 29 00:03:19,230 --> 00:03:21,931 - Jason! - Hey, watch the hands, dude. 30 00:03:30,116 --> 00:03:30,638 Faster! 31 00:03:30,784 --> 00:03:36,185 Pulling you back in. Do you see? Something... 32 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:41,054 You want to see again? I can be the one. 33 00:03:41,190 --> 00:03:45,486 I can make it up to you. 34 00:03:45,621 --> 00:03:51,721 Take me back. I'm the lonely boy who... 35 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:56,455 - Ioves you... - Don't even think about it. 36 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,844 Come on now. 37 00:04:00,543 --> 00:04:05,381 Come on, do you feel something... 38 00:04:05,516 --> 00:04:11,283 ...pulling you back in? Do you see something... 39 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,441 You want to see again? 40 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:16,215 I can be the one. 41 00:04:16,361 --> 00:04:22,054 I can make it up to you. Take me back. 42 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:26,464 I'm a lonely boy who needs you. 43 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,195 Jason, I love you. 44 00:04:29,165 --> 00:04:30,333 Thank you, Boston. 45 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:35,932 Good morning, Beantown. 46 00:04:36,078 --> 00:04:37,705 Jason masters kicked off his world tour... 47 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:38,602 ...with a sell-out crowd last night. 48 00:04:38,747 --> 00:04:41,177 One lucky fan made it onstage last night and got her own personal... 49 00:04:41,313 --> 00:04:43,440 ...souvenir-the shirt off his back. 50 00:04:43,586 --> 00:04:45,775 Mom, you won't believe this. 51 00:04:45,921 --> 00:04:47,475 I was picked up by the crowd 52 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,884 and I was passed hand over hand to Jason... 53 00:04:50,019 --> 00:04:53,116 ...and just as I was about to reach him, who do I get knocked down by? 54 00:04:53,429 --> 00:04:54,388 Alexis? 55 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:55,963 Story of my life. 56 00:04:56,891 --> 00:05:00,332 Mom? Do you realize that I wasted all of high school... 57 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,335 ...just waiting for someone to sweep me off my feet? 58 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:05,201 And now time's run out. 59 00:05:05,274 --> 00:05:08,173 And all I've got to show for it is a boring diploma. 60 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:11,770 Sometimes love just sneaks up on you. 61 00:05:11,906 --> 00:05:14,429 Four years in high school with no boyfriend. That's sad. 62 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:15,472 What about Ryan? 63 00:05:15,618 --> 00:05:16,640 He's my best friend. 64 00:05:16,786 --> 00:05:19,079 That'd be like kissing my little brother. 65 00:05:19,382 --> 00:05:20,445 I need a man. 66 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:23,605 Someone tough and rugged and smoldering. 67 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:26,483 Just be careful what you wish for, honey. 68 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:28,391 You might just get it. 69 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:33,750 You and Ryan are going to have an amazing time. 70 00:05:33,896 --> 00:05:35,127 Working all summer... 71 00:05:35,262 --> 00:05:36,660 ...in a Caribbean resort. 72 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:40,935 The temperature in Indonesia is 95. 73 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:43,771 Why don't you take mom on a real vacation? 74 00:05:43,906 --> 00:05:46,670 Like maybe a country with indoor plumbing. 75 00:05:46,743 --> 00:05:51,904 We get to be in nature's belly. No cars, no phone, no world wide web. 76 00:05:52,050 --> 00:05:53,916 - Just the two of us. - Yeah... 77 00:05:54,313 --> 00:05:56,012 And nude beaches. 78 00:05:58,953 --> 00:06:00,892 I'll never get that image out of my head. 79 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:02,654 Don't even try, sweetheart. 80 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,918 Oh! Oh! I've cut myself. Oh, that's bad. 81 00:06:06,064 --> 00:06:06,992 Here, dad. 82 00:06:07,128 --> 00:06:07,889 Oh, I'm feeling week. 83 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,256 I might pass out. If I don't make it, remember... 84 00:06:10,402 --> 00:06:11,528 ...that I love you both. 85 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:14,729 I want you to donate my organs to the people who... 86 00:06:14,864 --> 00:06:16,272 Oh! That's much better. 87 00:06:16,804 --> 00:06:18,201 That's good, because I couldn't decide for a minute... 88 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:22,236 ...who I wanted to donate my organs to. I probably should keep them. 89 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:24,603 Well, you're gonna make one hell of a doctor. 90 00:06:24,749 --> 00:06:26,147 You haven't seen the bill yet. 91 00:06:27,085 --> 00:06:28,514 I'm gonna miss you, baby. 92 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,278 Have we got the coolest daughter or what? 93 00:06:32,622 --> 00:06:34,082 Word, darling. 94 00:06:34,593 --> 00:06:36,313 You guys are weird. 95 00:06:37,887 --> 00:06:38,982 - Hello. - Ryan. 96 00:06:39,128 --> 00:06:39,921 Hey! 97 00:06:41,162 --> 00:06:43,424 - Are you ready? - I was born ready. 98 00:06:44,269 --> 00:06:47,824 Oh, you're going to miss my home cooking at St. Lucha this summer. 99 00:06:49,232 --> 00:06:50,400 Sir, I, uh... 100 00:06:51,610 --> 00:06:54,540 I hope that you're going to be okay with the situation... 101 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:56,573 - in St. Lucia this summer. - Situation? 102 00:06:56,708 --> 00:07:00,441 Yeah, living situation with Jenny and me. 103 00:07:00,650 --> 00:07:02,579 Oh, you mean the two of you being roomies. 104 00:07:03,413 --> 00:07:06,249 Ryan, you're the last guy in the world I'm worried about. 105 00:07:06,385 --> 00:07:07,782 The last guy. 106 00:07:07,918 --> 00:07:10,587 I'm more worried about that rat-faced kid, Lenny. 107 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,986 The guy with the lazy eye and the boils on his chin. 108 00:07:15,164 --> 00:07:19,533 But I'll be serious with you. I am down with it. It is tight, man. 109 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,191 Totally cool. 110 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,026 You have a kick-ass time. 111 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:26,165 Now give me five. And up high. 112 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:31,472 Motown bounce, slip and slide, back side and keep on trucking my man. 113 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,461 Welcome to Sun Village Beach Resort. 114 00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:02,660 Thank you. 115 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:05,267 - Oh, hey. - Not bad. 116 00:08:09,677 --> 00:08:10,835 Pretty rad, huh? 117 00:08:11,783 --> 00:08:13,149 This is so cool. 118 00:08:13,348 --> 00:08:14,505 Oh my God, I'm sorry. 119 00:08:15,819 --> 00:08:18,717 - What are you doing here? - What are you doing here? 120 00:08:18,989 --> 00:08:20,719 I didn't know the hotel took food stamps. 121 00:08:20,855 --> 00:08:21,084 Huh? 122 00:08:21,220 --> 00:08:23,055 We're here on the school's summer job program. 123 00:08:23,191 --> 00:08:25,453 You found out that this was Jason's favorite resort, didn't you? 124 00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:26,579 Who doesn't know? 125 00:08:26,725 --> 00:08:29,291 Well, if he shows up, stay out of my way. 126 00:08:29,499 --> 00:08:30,469 He's mine. 127 00:08:30,594 --> 00:08:32,325 Up your meds, Alexis. 128 00:08:34,337 --> 00:08:36,767 Whatever, just stay out of my way. 129 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,469 Have you been pumping up, Ryan? 130 00:08:43,075 --> 00:08:44,170 I like it. 131 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:45,880 Thanks. 132 00:08:47,548 --> 00:08:48,841 I mean, I bought a Bowflex. 133 00:08:51,354 --> 00:08:51,719 What? 134 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:54,347 This will be your home for the next three months. 135 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:56,620 This is the finest resort in the Caribbean. 136 00:08:56,756 --> 00:08:57,882 Now, I expect you... 137 00:08:58,028 --> 00:09:00,155 ...to protect the reputation of the Sun Village Beach resort... 138 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:03,731 ...at Beach with your lives if necessary. 139 00:09:04,837 --> 00:09:05,765 Did I make a joke? 140 00:09:06,567 --> 00:09:08,434 You laugh. I didn't make a joke. 141 00:09:08,705 --> 00:09:10,634 No, I just remembered a joke. 142 00:09:10,770 --> 00:09:12,792 That I told him on the plane. 143 00:09:13,574 --> 00:09:16,306 Two priests and a rabbi in a boat... 144 00:09:16,442 --> 00:09:18,141 There'll be no drinking and no drugs. 145 00:09:18,277 --> 00:09:21,509 There'll be no canoodling with guests and no hanky-panky. 146 00:09:22,677 --> 00:09:24,304 This is the wall of together. 147 00:09:25,451 --> 00:09:28,381 - We're not together. - Yeah, there will be no hanky-panky. 148 00:09:28,516 --> 00:09:29,955 I want no trouble. 149 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,114 Comprende? 150 00:09:32,228 --> 00:09:33,448 Comprende. 151 00:09:33,793 --> 00:09:37,286 Your assignments are on the board. You will be a lifeguard. 152 00:09:38,068 --> 00:09:39,361 And you will work as a floater. 153 00:09:39,799 --> 00:09:40,320 A floater? 154 00:09:40,466 --> 00:09:41,801 You will float from one task to the next. 155 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,458 You will fill in where needed. 156 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,533 These are your employee handbooks. 157 00:09:46,305 --> 00:09:49,673 I expect you to study it, know it, live it. 158 00:09:52,874 --> 00:09:53,844 Comprende 159 00:09:53,917 --> 00:09:55,314 Yes, Mr. Hernandez. 160 00:09:56,743 --> 00:09:58,943 I mean, comprende. 161 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:19,025 - Here's your Mama-Wanna, Ma'am. - Thanks. 162 00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:19,901 Here you go, Ryan. 163 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:21,663 Hey, I'm digging this older woman thing. 164 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:23,332 See some guys wouldn't even roll like that. 165 00:10:23,478 --> 00:10:26,199 My deal is if she's sliding a Rolex my way... 166 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:30,141 I'll be the bitch. I'll be the biggest bitch you got, cause I don't care man. 167 00:10:30,578 --> 00:10:33,644 Oh-la, oh-la, man, check the chunky on that monkey. 168 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:36,751 Hey, that hit about twenty to three. 169 00:10:36,887 --> 00:10:39,723 Watch and learn, Holmes. Watch and learn. 170 00:10:42,194 --> 00:10:43,883 Hey, hey, girl you fine. 171 00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:47,658 I'll bet under that you ain't wearing nothing but a G-string. 172 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:48,795 Nothing. 173 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,567 I ain't mad at you. 174 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,226 That's all right, cause you're still fine, still fine. 175 00:10:53,372 --> 00:10:54,196 Smooth, Chase. 176 00:10:54,331 --> 00:10:55,531 Hey, man, you can't fault a fellow for trying. 177 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,397 - That's all, I'm saying. - Help! 178 00:10:58,106 --> 00:10:59,368 Help! 179 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,372 Help! 180 00:11:04,884 --> 00:11:05,968 I'll go call in the code. 181 00:11:06,114 --> 00:11:07,668 Yea. Do that. 182 00:11:18,564 --> 00:11:20,993 Hey, baby, did I rock your world? 183 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:28,689 Never mind. 184 00:11:28,835 --> 00:11:30,899 - Mommy! - Yeah, you better run. 185 00:11:31,035 --> 00:11:35,101 Jenny a reminder. Hotel policy strictly prohibits the killing of guests. 186 00:11:35,247 --> 00:11:38,469 Well, I didn't get the memo. The little deviant copped a feel. 187 00:11:38,876 --> 00:11:42,181 - Above or below the equator? - Above. And I got tongued too. 188 00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:45,216 My mouth tastes like Captain Crunch. 189 00:11:45,685 --> 00:11:47,384 You don't have much impulse control do you? 190 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,385 What's that? 191 00:11:48,521 --> 00:11:51,753 Thought so. So. What are you doing tonight? 192 00:11:52,327 --> 00:11:53,422 Gargling Clorox. 193 00:11:54,058 --> 00:11:56,362 - I touched her boobie. - Then killing myself. 194 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,291 Okay, but before that? 195 00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:59,866 I don't know. Why? You want to hang out? 196 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:03,828 Um... well... yeah, I mean, if... if you want to. 197 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,737 Ryan, please assert yourself. 198 00:12:06,841 --> 00:12:09,709 Okay, well, if you want to, and only if you want to. 199 00:12:09,844 --> 00:12:11,669 We could do something, but only if you want to... 200 00:12:11,805 --> 00:12:13,244 ...because I want what you want. 201 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:16,069 - All right, well, that's a start. - Yo, yo, yo! 202 00:12:16,215 --> 00:12:17,550 Cannonball! 203 00:12:18,551 --> 00:12:20,386 Hey, hey, could I get some help over here? 204 00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:23,149 Coming! Let me see. Okay. 205 00:12:25,819 --> 00:12:28,519 You'll live. Unfortunately. 206 00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,357 And that's what you get for touching boobies. 207 00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:37,799 Dog. You been holding out on me. Who was that? 208 00:12:37,998 --> 00:12:39,937 Jenny Taylor. She's too young for you. 209 00:12:40,073 --> 00:12:40,896 Wait, wait, wait! 210 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:07,120 - It's not fair. - What? 211 00:13:07,527 --> 00:13:08,758 Look at them. 212 00:13:09,602 --> 00:13:13,731 Closest thing I ever had to a date was a fat kid with breasts. 213 00:13:14,472 --> 00:13:15,493 Guys ask you out. 214 00:13:15,639 --> 00:13:17,370 Yeah, but I'm a woman, Ryan. 215 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,404 You want the right guy to ask you out. 216 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:22,678 I'm okay, right? Nothing's wrong with me? 217 00:13:23,043 --> 00:13:24,012 You're perfect. 218 00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:27,370 Thanks. You're the only one who seems to think so. 219 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:29,580 - Jenny? - Yeah? 220 00:13:30,821 --> 00:13:32,344 What? Is there something on my face? 221 00:13:32,823 --> 00:13:35,513 No, no, it's just, uh... 222 00:14:03,552 --> 00:14:04,480 Weird. 223 00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:12,686 Yeah, I could get used to this. 224 00:14:12,759 --> 00:14:14,250 Water looks so great. 225 00:14:14,698 --> 00:14:16,325 - You wanna race? - Let's do it! 226 00:14:17,368 --> 00:14:20,131 - Oh, come on, is that all you got? - Hey! 227 00:14:50,067 --> 00:14:52,048 Hey, check out that swim suit. 228 00:14:54,134 --> 00:14:56,261 Who's the grossest person we know? 229 00:14:57,804 --> 00:15:01,568 - Oh, no contest. Chester Arbiter. - Euw, I remember Chester Arbiter. 230 00:15:01,704 --> 00:15:03,007 In the third grade... 231 00:15:03,143 --> 00:15:05,875 ...he used to stick his finger up his nose and wiggle his eyes. 232 00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:07,032 Yeah. 233 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:09,743 - Yeah, well, we've got a winner. - You had a crush on him. 234 00:15:09,879 --> 00:15:12,579 With the eye-wiggler? Uh, huh, you bet. 235 00:15:21,828 --> 00:15:22,985 I have to go. 236 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,195 Where? 237 00:15:24,331 --> 00:15:25,384 Shopping. 238 00:15:25,498 --> 00:15:26,583 Want me to come? I thought maybe I'd... 239 00:15:26,729 --> 00:15:28,063 For bras. 240 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:48,417 We're not doing that kind of press anymore. 241 00:15:48,553 --> 00:15:51,316 Get to cover it. That hillbilly will do anything. 242 00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:54,486 Excuse me. 243 00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:58,750 Welcome back to the Sun Village Beach Resort, Mr. Masters. 244 00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:01,190 You look amazing. As always. 245 00:16:01,326 --> 00:16:04,527 You are our favorite guest. I believe this is your fifteenth visit. 246 00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:06,362 Yeah, yeah, we've heard it all before. 247 00:16:06,498 --> 00:16:07,488 We hope your stay will be... 248 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:11,294 ...a restful one and all that crap. Save it for someone who cares, love. 249 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,536 Presidential Suite. 250 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:21,408 Hello, Jenny. 251 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:22,670 Hello. 252 00:16:22,785 --> 00:16:26,580 The great thing about being chief lifeguard is I can see the future. 253 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:27,811 Really, what's in mine? 254 00:16:27,957 --> 00:16:29,542 You're taking my shift tomorrow morning. 255 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,523 What? When do you work? 256 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,255 - When I want to. - Alexis. 257 00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,258 That's immediate supervisor Alexis. 258 00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:43,368 How's the new boss? 259 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,434 Cruella. What's the penalty for second degree murder? 260 00:16:46,569 --> 00:16:48,602 Well, now that you've told me, it's first degree. 261 00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:50,271 Oh right. So what's up? 262 00:16:50,406 --> 00:16:51,876 Promise you won't make a scene. 263 00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:53,274 Please. 264 00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:56,600 As we speak, Jason Masters is checking in. 265 00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:58,154 Jason's here? He's here?! 266 00:16:58,289 --> 00:16:59,217 Yeah, he's here on a lay over. 267 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:03,221 My God! He's here! Right now! Jason Masters is here! 268 00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:04,618 Don't tell Alexis. 269 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:11,219 We R&R here and I'll get you your teeth whitened after lunch, okay love? 270 00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:13,023 - I need him for five minutes. - No! 271 00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:15,358 Okay, don't trust me. All right I am... 272 00:17:15,504 --> 00:17:17,298 All right, I am cranking, I am cranking... 273 00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:19,873 People magazine. U.S. National. 274 00:17:20,103 --> 00:17:20,968 What? 275 00:17:24,513 --> 00:17:26,640 - Todd! - What, no, I said rescue. 276 00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:28,799 Because Jason is leaving, that's why. 277 00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,775 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. Oh my God. 278 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:59,371 - Are you sure? - Never better. 279 00:17:59,507 --> 00:18:01,602 - What's your name? - Jenny. 280 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,938 My first crush was named Jenny. 281 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,476 I'll show you to your villa. 282 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:12,447 Be careful, beautiful. 283 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,059 He's a god. 284 00:18:22,728 --> 00:18:23,718 Short god. 285 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:33,676 I have personally made sure that everything is the way you like it. 286 00:18:33,843 --> 00:18:34,969 You mean without you here. 287 00:18:37,409 --> 00:18:38,379 Oh, God. 288 00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,283 Yo, Jason, which one of us is hotter? 289 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:50,255 You're a sunset; you're a rainbow. How can I choose between that? 290 00:18:51,454 --> 00:18:54,186 Don't push me. Don't push me! 291 00:18:57,596 --> 00:18:59,400 Deason sent this over. Isn't it fierce? 292 00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:00,828 It's like, c'mere, but go away. 293 00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,769 I'm a big strong man. Hold me. Sexy, but not yet. 294 00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:06,834 Belinda, just call for the Lear jet for six hours. 295 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,096 Do that later. 296 00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,244 Hey, she's not a Don't hurt her, okay? 297 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,370 Thank you. 298 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:12,642 - Cheers - Hello? 299 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:13,904 Bonjour 300 00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:25,885 Beats me. 301 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,658 I think Jason and I had a connection. 302 00:19:29,263 --> 00:19:31,630 - Not this again. - I don't believe in coincidences. 303 00:19:31,766 --> 00:19:33,090 Almost meeting him in the concert at Boston... 304 00:19:33,236 --> 00:19:35,196 ...and then meeting him in the lobby. What are the odds? 305 00:19:35,332 --> 00:19:38,533 A rock star staying at a resort. It is shocking, I tell you. 306 00:19:38,668 --> 00:19:41,504 Stop it. I think if he met me, I might have a chance. 307 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,475 And when you have an opportunity, you take it. 308 00:19:43,611 --> 00:19:46,082 - You're acting like a little kid. - Are you calling me immature? 309 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,303 Shoe. Foot. Fits. Yeah. I am. 310 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:51,942 Look! I don't want to be 90 and dead thinking that I might have had a shot. 311 00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:54,017 Do you even think when you're dead? 312 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:57,354 I don't want to spend the rest of my life wondering "what if?" 313 00:19:57,489 --> 00:19:59,324 - Well, you better move fast. - What? 314 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,430 He's leaving tomorrow. 315 00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:02,661 I told you. He's only here on a lay over. 316 00:20:02,797 --> 00:20:03,881 He's got a concert in D.C. 317 00:20:04,027 --> 00:20:05,226 That only leaves tonight. 318 00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:06,853 Tonight, he's going on the Sunset Pirate Cruise. 319 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:08,594 So, forget it. 320 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:10,700 Pirate cruise. 321 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:25,507 All right, Jason, what lucky girl or girls tonight? 322 00:20:25,747 --> 00:20:27,915 Find out if she has anything contagious. 323 00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:34,610 Hello, darling, tell me. Have you spent any time in Haiti? 324 00:20:34,787 --> 00:20:35,819 Never been there. 325 00:20:49,604 --> 00:20:50,334 Two words for you. 326 00:20:50,469 --> 00:20:54,432 Myocardial infarction. Stop eating. 327 00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,632 We're headed for a tropical depression. 328 00:20:57,080 --> 00:20:58,915 - Plot a new heading. - Yes, sir. 329 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,423 Jason. 330 00:21:09,228 --> 00:21:10,385 Deviled egg? 331 00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:28,497 Are you okay? 332 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:31,844 I see you had the Caribbean stew for dinner. 333 00:21:33,783 --> 00:21:34,680 How's that? 334 00:21:35,785 --> 00:21:36,776 Perfect. 335 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:45,514 Man overboard! Man overboard! 336 00:21:46,327 --> 00:21:48,381 Help! 337 00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:56,806 Grab the raft! Quick! 338 00:22:10,487 --> 00:22:14,386 Help! Help! Help! 339 00:22:14,491 --> 00:22:15,575 Come here! 340 00:22:16,753 --> 00:22:17,880 Help! 341 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,698 - What happened? - You fell overboard. 342 00:22:25,199 --> 00:22:26,419 It's bad. 343 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:30,496 I don't see him. Where is he? 344 00:22:30,569 --> 00:22:31,862 I don't see him, either. 345 00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:34,834 He might not be too far. He might be right down here. 346 00:22:34,834 --> 00:22:37,138 - Mr. Masters is not on board. - What? 347 00:22:37,274 --> 00:22:38,671 We're missing a life raft too. 348 00:22:39,172 --> 00:22:41,163 Don't muck about. Go and find him. 349 00:22:41,309 --> 00:22:42,873 In this weather, with 150 mile an hour wind. 350 00:22:43,009 --> 00:22:44,479 No, we call the Coast Guard. 351 00:22:44,948 --> 00:22:46,210 But... 352 00:22:51,257 --> 00:22:52,685 I'm toast. 353 00:23:13,174 --> 00:23:14,165 Jason. 354 00:23:20,181 --> 00:23:22,674 - Why'd you hit me? - I heard an irregular heartbeat. 355 00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:29,754 Who are you? 356 00:23:29,826 --> 00:23:31,985 Jenny Taylor. We met in the lobby. 357 00:23:32,131 --> 00:23:34,821 I fell, you said careful beautiful. 358 00:23:36,364 --> 00:23:38,888 Right. I don't see the boat. Do you see the boat? 359 00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:42,433 I've been meaning to ask you. The song, Love is a Vail. 360 00:23:42,568 --> 00:23:44,007 Is that about Avril? 361 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:44,831 What? No, no. 362 00:23:44,977 --> 00:23:46,833 Have you seen a plane? Anything? 363 00:23:46,979 --> 00:23:50,931 I made a bet with my friend Wendy. She swore that song was about Avril. 364 00:23:51,077 --> 00:23:53,381 And I'm hearing from the horse's mouth, it isn't. 365 00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:55,415 That's worth a free dinner at Claim Jumper. 366 00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,750 Can we save the Teen People interview for later? 367 00:23:57,917 --> 00:24:00,180 It's so cool that we're hanging out right now. 368 00:24:00,326 --> 00:24:01,786 We're in a raft in the middle of the ocean. 369 00:24:01,921 --> 00:24:03,443 Do you see the problem? 370 00:24:05,060 --> 00:24:07,082 - It's amazing. - Guess not. 371 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:11,691 Even after puking, falling overboard, spending the night in a raft 372 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:15,497 ...and almost dying in a storm, you still look really good. 373 00:24:23,474 --> 00:24:25,174 - Oh my God! - What? 374 00:24:25,309 --> 00:24:26,675 There's a shark out there! 375 00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:28,833 Where'd he go? Where'd he go? 376 00:24:28,979 --> 00:24:29,970 He's under the boat! 377 00:24:30,815 --> 00:24:32,306 Not good! Not good! 378 00:24:40,262 --> 00:24:41,158 Yeah. 379 00:24:42,264 --> 00:24:43,629 I knew it was a dolphin. 380 00:24:54,672 --> 00:24:56,736 Jenny, can you turn that off? 381 00:25:01,449 --> 00:25:02,607 Jenny, please. 382 00:25:03,681 --> 00:25:05,172 Please, just shut it off. 383 00:25:18,894 --> 00:25:19,655 Look! 384 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:22,752 Paddle! 385 00:25:23,503 --> 00:25:25,432 Is it true that you're dating Hillary Duff? 386 00:25:25,672 --> 00:25:26,099 What? 387 00:25:26,235 --> 00:25:26,798 No. 388 00:25:26,933 --> 00:25:28,998 Good. I don't think she's right for you. 389 00:25:29,404 --> 00:25:30,770 Would you pick up the paddle? 390 00:25:48,820 --> 00:25:50,050 - Okay. - Scrub. 391 00:25:54,826 --> 00:25:56,796 - Ah! My ankle! - Are you okay? 392 00:25:58,538 --> 00:25:59,966 Okay, hold on. Wait! 393 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:03,532 Wait! 394 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:05,065 - Great. - Let me see. 395 00:26:05,138 --> 00:26:07,703 That's okay. Let me see. I know what to do. 396 00:26:09,643 --> 00:26:11,613 Judging from the girlish pitch in your scream, 397 00:26:11,749 --> 00:26:12,938 you may have broken it. 398 00:26:14,554 --> 00:26:16,983 Yet. You remain all man to me. 399 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,855 - How am I gonna get off the beach? - Okay, look. 400 00:26:24,626 --> 00:26:27,150 I'll go get some help, and you just wait here. 401 00:26:27,358 --> 00:26:29,350 Of course, that's silly because you can't go anywhere. 402 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,959 You just sit tight. Write a song. 403 00:27:04,062 --> 00:27:05,428 Hello! 404 00:27:22,382 --> 00:27:24,280 Oh my God. 405 00:27:34,592 --> 00:27:35,458 So is help coming? 406 00:27:35,593 --> 00:27:37,689 Uh... No. No, I don't think so. 407 00:27:37,824 --> 00:27:39,086 Why not? 408 00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:43,424 Well, customarily, when you get help... 409 00:27:43,570 --> 00:27:47,762 ...it requires, well, finding another person. 410 00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:50,035 And why didn't you find anyone? 411 00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,506 Two options. 412 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:56,249 Option number one. Everyone else on the planet... 413 00:27:56,385 --> 00:28:00,545 ...has been killed by an alien death ray, which isn't likely. 414 00:28:00,649 --> 00:28:01,911 And option two? 415 00:28:02,224 --> 00:28:05,018 The storm must have sent us hundreds of miles away. 416 00:28:07,052 --> 00:28:08,584 We're marooned. 417 00:28:11,327 --> 00:28:12,484 What like the color? 418 00:28:15,435 --> 00:28:17,458 - Have you seen Jenny? - No, man, why? 419 00:28:17,604 --> 00:28:20,534 - She didn't come home last night. - Girl going wild? 420 00:28:20,669 --> 00:28:21,796 You weren't with her? 421 00:28:22,202 --> 00:28:22,765 No. 422 00:28:22,901 --> 00:28:28,531 But I did see her sneaking on to the pirate cruise in a waitress uniform. 423 00:28:28,677 --> 00:28:31,701 The music world is awaiting word on the whereabouts of pop... 424 00:28:31,847 --> 00:28:33,338 ...icon Jason Masters. 425 00:28:33,484 --> 00:28:36,143 The triple platinum recording artist was lost... 426 00:28:36,289 --> 00:28:37,509 ...at sea last night. 427 00:28:37,655 --> 00:28:40,950 There are reports that a woman was lost with him. 428 00:28:41,086 --> 00:28:43,557 Did you actually see Jason fall overboard? 429 00:28:43,692 --> 00:28:45,090 No, I believe that happened below decks actually. 430 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:48,562 Sir, can you give us an update on the search for Jason Masters? 431 00:28:48,697 --> 00:28:53,035 Well, the tides are a powerful force. We're covering a 500 mile area. 432 00:28:53,171 --> 00:28:55,996 - With every asset available to us. - Could they have survived? 433 00:28:56,872 --> 00:28:59,062 If they used a life raft, it increases their chances. 434 00:28:59,208 --> 00:29:01,575 Can you confirm that the missing woman is Jenny Taylor? 435 00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:04,578 The manifest says that Jenny Taylor is unaccounted for. 436 00:29:04,713 --> 00:29:05,183 We're operating under the assumption that it is... 437 00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:06,674 Oh, my God! 438 00:29:06,809 --> 00:29:09,718 My Jason lost at sea. This can't be happening. 439 00:29:10,521 --> 00:29:11,449 Jenny. 440 00:29:11,856 --> 00:29:14,577 - I say we get back in the raft. - And how do we navigate? No 441 00:29:14,723 --> 00:29:16,746 We're gonna send up a flare and get some help. 442 00:29:16,986 --> 00:29:18,321 - Okay, let me do that. - No, I got it. 443 00:29:18,456 --> 00:29:18,978 No, no, no. 444 00:29:19,124 --> 00:29:21,616 Seriously, Jason, think of your foot. I got it. 445 00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:30,156 Smooth. 446 00:29:30,468 --> 00:29:31,959 A factory defect? 447 00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:36,235 Well, I am writing a nasty letter to the manufacturer. 448 00:29:39,415 --> 00:29:42,314 Can you confirm that the mystery woman is missing... 449 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,639 That's ridiculous. No more comments. 450 00:29:44,785 --> 00:29:46,276 Is this a cover-up for a secret marriage? 451 00:29:46,422 --> 00:29:49,185 You're blaming me for losing him? Why is it my fault? 452 00:29:49,759 --> 00:29:50,947 Yes, I'm the Road Manager... 453 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:54,253 ...but where does it say I'm responsible for his well-being? 454 00:29:54,795 --> 00:29:57,026 It's in my contract? Where does it say that? 455 00:29:57,193 --> 00:29:58,663 - Hello? - You can't sack me! 456 00:29:59,132 --> 00:29:59,998 Can you please hold? 457 00:30:00,133 --> 00:30:04,325 Look, please. Hello? Hello? Hello? 458 00:30:05,941 --> 00:30:06,765 Bollocks! 459 00:30:06,901 --> 00:30:10,164 I've got your wife on line 1 and your girlfriend on line 2. 460 00:30:11,572 --> 00:30:15,878 - Did they both just hear that? - Whoops. My bad. 461 00:30:17,953 --> 00:30:22,145 Hello, darling. I love you, too. How's the dog? 462 00:30:24,752 --> 00:30:28,120 That's negative. I'm heading west to check that area. 463 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,827 You've reached the Taylors. Jenny's in the Caribbean. 464 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:41,904 Ben and Bree are in the jungles of Indonesia, possibly naked. 465 00:30:42,301 --> 00:30:43,740 Leave a message. 466 00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:49,172 Okay. We've got a Jason Masters key chain. 467 00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:52,113 A paper clip, a room key to the Beverly Wilshire. 468 00:30:52,248 --> 00:30:56,846 A thousand pesos, a first-aid kit from the raft, matches and a... 469 00:30:56,982 --> 00:30:59,578 - That's it? - Oh, and three sugar-free Certs. 470 00:31:01,090 --> 00:31:03,426 - We're doomed. - No, we're not. 471 00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:08,327 We're gonna live off the land, like the castaways we are. 472 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:09,891 How? 473 00:31:16,376 --> 00:31:17,503 Maybe it's a bad one. 474 00:31:19,171 --> 00:31:19,869 What's for lunch? 475 00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:17,417 - Jason's lost at sea. - You don't even know Jason. 476 00:32:17,761 --> 00:32:20,701 - I've known Jenny forever. - Who said anything about her? 477 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,330 Do you have a little thing for Taylor? 478 00:32:24,570 --> 00:32:26,759 - No, it's just that... - You do. 479 00:32:26,968 --> 00:32:30,169 Is she as I thought. You can tell me. No tongue, right? 480 00:32:30,409 --> 00:32:31,670 I wouldn't know. 481 00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:33,141 Are you a virgin? 482 00:32:36,185 --> 00:32:37,583 That's a turn-on. 483 00:32:49,396 --> 00:32:51,690 I can't take it. We're going to starve to death. 484 00:32:51,857 --> 00:32:55,632 Just hold on. You're Jason Masters for God's sake. 485 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:57,196 The whole world will be looking for you. 486 00:32:57,331 --> 00:32:59,000 We'll be found in no time. 487 00:33:04,005 --> 00:33:05,809 How'd you get so handy with the medical tape? 488 00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:07,602 I'm going to be pre-med in the fall. 489 00:33:07,706 --> 00:33:10,199 Oh, I knew you were a smart girl. 490 00:33:10,345 --> 00:33:11,471 Don't tell anyone. 491 00:33:11,617 --> 00:33:14,171 Apparently, guys don't like girls with brains. 492 00:33:14,317 --> 00:33:18,613 I have met some of the most beautiful women in the world. 493 00:33:18,759 --> 00:33:21,846 But if they're brain dead, I move on. 494 00:33:22,555 --> 00:33:27,226 I mean, what's the point of having beauty if you don't have brains, huh? 495 00:33:27,362 --> 00:33:29,124 No, my girl's gotta be smart. 496 00:33:33,065 --> 00:33:34,900 Are you all right? You look a little flushed. 497 00:33:35,036 --> 00:33:38,498 Oh, yeah. No, I'm fine. Okay. 498 00:33:39,676 --> 00:33:41,907 I'm gonna go. I'll be back. 499 00:33:43,013 --> 00:33:44,003 Well, what can I do? 500 00:33:44,149 --> 00:33:45,974 Just rest that ankle. 501 00:33:46,912 --> 00:33:49,175 And... Do your hair like this. 502 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,513 Perfect. 503 00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:00,697 Anything? 504 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:02,824 Nothing, sir. 505 00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:07,996 Beating sun. No food, no water. No chance. 506 00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:19,476 Scrambled. Fried. Poached. 507 00:35:08,994 --> 00:35:10,089 Jenny? 508 00:35:16,606 --> 00:35:17,691 Jenny! 509 00:35:20,037 --> 00:35:21,736 How do I get back to that beach? 510 00:35:27,815 --> 00:35:30,537 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 511 00:35:33,686 --> 00:35:34,676 Jason! 512 00:35:35,886 --> 00:35:37,440 Jason, we're saved! 513 00:35:37,658 --> 00:35:38,878 Ah, you came back! 514 00:35:39,588 --> 00:35:42,684 You were gone so long, I thought something happened to you. 515 00:35:43,592 --> 00:35:45,458 I couldn't imagine going through this without you. 516 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,064 I need you. 517 00:35:50,161 --> 00:35:51,224 You need me? 518 00:35:51,433 --> 00:35:52,528 Of course. 519 00:35:59,076 --> 00:36:03,507 Don't worry, we'll get through this together. 520 00:36:44,079 --> 00:36:45,445 How's your ankle? 521 00:36:45,852 --> 00:36:49,720 Oh, this Advil's a life saver. Can't feel a thing. 522 00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:52,379 How'd you do that? 523 00:36:52,494 --> 00:36:55,257 Oh, what? The fire? It's a little thing called physics. 524 00:36:55,257 --> 00:36:58,062 You create kinetic energy between two surfaces. 525 00:36:59,897 --> 00:37:01,597 And voila! Fire! 526 00:37:02,003 --> 00:37:03,161 Where'd you learn that? 527 00:37:04,141 --> 00:37:06,362 Girl Scouts. Oysters? 528 00:37:06,476 --> 00:37:07,060 Sweet. 529 00:37:07,206 --> 00:37:08,197 Where'd you get these? 530 00:37:08,343 --> 00:37:10,032 The ocean of course. 531 00:37:11,815 --> 00:37:12,774 I'm starving. 532 00:37:12,847 --> 00:37:14,839 Well, not with Jenny Taylor on the case. 533 00:37:14,985 --> 00:37:16,674 Oh, I hope you like mangoes. 534 00:37:19,083 --> 00:37:20,345 You're a lifesaver. 535 00:37:31,595 --> 00:37:33,660 How can they expect me to work with Jenny missing? 536 00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:36,162 You still have a job to do. Go for it. 537 00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:20,008 In the water. 538 00:39:03,854 --> 00:39:04,980 Banana. 539 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,580 You rock. 540 00:39:31,413 --> 00:39:34,437 I was just thinking that your life is such a whirlwind... 541 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:37,377 ...concerts, shooting on location. 542 00:39:38,649 --> 00:39:42,382 How can you stand being alone with just me? 543 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:43,884 It's not so bad. 544 00:39:44,124 --> 00:39:46,751 It's actually the first time in two years that I've been able to think. 545 00:39:47,763 --> 00:39:49,223 What do you think about? 546 00:39:49,765 --> 00:39:50,922 Stuff. 547 00:39:53,268 --> 00:39:54,593 Things. 548 00:39:55,865 --> 00:39:58,169 Other stuff. You know. 549 00:39:59,337 --> 00:40:00,932 The whole deal. 550 00:40:02,611 --> 00:40:06,698 So, uh, your girlfriend must be going nuts right now. 551 00:40:07,647 --> 00:40:09,670 She's not, cause I'm in between. 552 00:40:11,349 --> 00:40:12,506 You've gotta be kidding me. 553 00:40:12,652 --> 00:40:15,019 No, it's like you said, you know, you get so busy. 554 00:40:16,354 --> 00:40:18,585 - What about you, though? - What about me? 555 00:40:18,794 --> 00:40:20,785 Your boyfriend. He must be going out of his mind. 556 00:40:20,858 --> 00:40:22,912 Oh, I'm not with anyone. I'm as free as a bird. 557 00:40:26,030 --> 00:40:29,367 Come on. I can't believe you haven't hooked up with some one. 558 00:40:29,502 --> 00:40:33,235 I mean, A guy would be nuts to give up a girl like you. 559 00:40:35,644 --> 00:40:38,303 Well, if you're trying to make me blush then... 560 00:40:39,575 --> 00:40:40,972 ...you've succeeded. 561 00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:43,840 You are an amazing girl. 562 00:40:44,653 --> 00:40:47,552 And it sucks being marooned, but if I had to be marooned... 563 00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:49,971 I'm glad it's with you. 564 00:40:56,894 --> 00:40:58,823 Pretend that you didn't hear that. 565 00:40:59,293 --> 00:41:00,356 You got it. 566 00:41:04,235 --> 00:41:04,996 Good night. 567 00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:05,966 Good night. 568 00:41:16,810 --> 00:41:20,011 Tonight on INN news. Are we spending too much money... 569 00:41:20,147 --> 00:41:24,610 ...rescuing fat car stars. You'll decide. Let's take it again. 570 00:41:24,891 --> 00:41:28,343 Still no word from Jason Masters or his female companion, Jenny Taylor. 571 00:41:28,488 --> 00:41:30,751 Was it love gone bad on the high seas that jilted lover... 572 00:41:30,887 --> 00:41:33,796 ...sending him into the briny deep. Only time will tell. 573 00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:38,926 Yes, Jason was wearing Giordina slacks and sandals by Villa Lobos. 574 00:41:40,897 --> 00:41:41,992 Thirsty? 575 00:41:43,066 --> 00:41:44,129 Yeah. 576 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:51,480 You look... 577 00:41:53,284 --> 00:41:54,973 Are you wearing lipstick? 578 00:41:55,119 --> 00:41:58,915 Oh, I found some berries that had a great color. You like? 579 00:41:59,655 --> 00:42:00,812 Your hair. 580 00:42:00,917 --> 00:42:02,043 Genetic. 581 00:42:02,189 --> 00:42:05,317 You are the prettiest girl on the island. 582 00:42:05,963 --> 00:42:07,945 Well, I'm the only girl on the island. 583 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,426 You're so optimistic. I love that about you. 584 00:42:10,562 --> 00:42:13,294 Well, that's what makes me me. 585 00:42:14,097 --> 00:42:18,267 You saved my life, Jenny. I won't forget that. 586 00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:21,302 Oh, you would've done the same for me. 587 00:42:24,107 --> 00:42:25,410 - What was that? - What was what? 588 00:42:26,275 --> 00:42:27,078 That. 589 00:42:27,641 --> 00:42:31,207 A tropical bird. A, uh, twin-breasted farthing. 590 00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:33,449 Are you okay? 591 00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:37,818 Yes! I just remembered that I left my gas on at the apartment. 592 00:42:37,954 --> 00:42:40,446 It's gonna cost me a fortune. Kiwi? 593 00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:42,896 Thanks. 594 00:43:02,343 --> 00:43:03,969 24,000 dollars. 595 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:07,285 Anaconda Records has declined to pick up this tab... 596 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:09,245 ...because Mr. Masters isn't residing here. 597 00:43:09,381 --> 00:43:11,373 And you and your party... 598 00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:12,686 ...have continued to get the massage, 599 00:43:12,822 --> 00:43:14,845 the room service, the beer, the scuba lessons. 600 00:43:15,220 --> 00:43:16,315 I can't pay this. 601 00:43:16,461 --> 00:43:17,556 Really? 602 00:43:18,599 --> 00:43:21,821 Listen. We're in a state of grieving. 603 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,490 Save it for someone who cares. 604 00:43:30,173 --> 00:43:32,467 Damn, Milo, can you at least light a match? 605 00:43:32,613 --> 00:43:35,272 This is inhumane. You've got to get us back the villa. 606 00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:38,035 My going to take the bed. 607 00:43:38,181 --> 00:43:39,807 - I don't think so. - Stop me! 608 00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:41,549 Milo! 609 00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,042 Milo, are you there? 610 00:43:46,053 --> 00:43:47,075 You lost Jason Masters. 611 00:43:47,221 --> 00:43:49,484 I didn't lose him. He bloody vanished. 612 00:43:49,619 --> 00:43:50,318 Find him. 613 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:53,623 That's mine! 614 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:57,658 Jason Masters is still lost at sea. 615 00:43:57,794 --> 00:44:01,235 He was about to come out with a line of cologne called Masters Smell... 616 00:44:01,371 --> 00:44:07,867 ...which was to feature his own DNA. Alas his DNA may be seen no more. 617 00:44:12,079 --> 00:44:12,976 Is this enough? 618 00:44:14,081 --> 00:44:16,417 - No. - Can I have some credit please? 619 00:44:16,521 --> 00:44:17,710 Credit, no. 620 00:44:17,856 --> 00:44:18,878 No. 621 00:44:55,717 --> 00:44:57,687 I've missed you. 622 00:45:12,066 --> 00:45:13,599 Jenny! Oh my God! 623 00:45:14,339 --> 00:45:16,206 - Ryan. - You're alive! I thought you were gone! 624 00:45:16,341 --> 00:45:17,311 - Ryan! - Are you okay? 625 00:45:17,447 --> 00:45:18,062 - Ryan! - What? 626 00:45:18,208 --> 00:45:19,678 You're hugging me. I'm naked. 627 00:45:21,378 --> 00:45:22,639 Oh. Sorry. 628 00:45:23,713 --> 00:45:26,049 Okay. You're looking at me and I'm naked which isn't as bad... 629 00:45:26,185 --> 00:45:28,708 ...as your hugging me naked but still it's really bad. 630 00:45:29,459 --> 00:45:31,617 Towel! Towel! Towel! 631 00:45:31,753 --> 00:45:33,192 I know. What's new? 632 00:45:33,661 --> 00:45:35,485 Brighton has me feeding sea lions over at Ocean World. 633 00:45:35,621 --> 00:45:36,612 Where have you been? 634 00:45:36,758 --> 00:45:38,822 I mean do you have any idea what I've been going through? 635 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,928 Oh, you missed me? That's sweet. 636 00:45:41,064 --> 00:45:42,294 Jenny, what happened? 637 00:45:43,097 --> 00:45:44,161 Kind of complicated. 638 00:45:44,296 --> 00:45:45,923 Complicated? What does that mean? 639 00:45:46,674 --> 00:45:48,134 It's easier if I show you. 640 00:45:55,610 --> 00:45:56,767 Are you out of your mind? 641 00:45:56,976 --> 00:46:00,208 - It just happened. - Isn't this kidnapping or something? 642 00:46:00,354 --> 00:46:03,618 No. It's only kidnapping when you know that you've been kidnapped. 643 00:46:04,316 --> 00:46:05,578 You do know how nuts you sound? 644 00:46:05,724 --> 00:46:08,748 Ryan, I think he's actually falling for me. 645 00:46:09,353 --> 00:46:11,344 Yeah, well, there's not a lot of competition. 646 00:46:11,490 --> 00:46:13,054 No, he likes that I'm smart, 647 00:46:13,190 --> 00:46:14,358 and if this didn't happen, we wouldn't... 648 00:46:14,493 --> 00:46:16,193 ...have been able to get to know each other. 649 00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:17,663 It's cosmic. 650 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:21,469 Let me know when you get back from Jupiter. 651 00:46:21,605 --> 00:46:24,660 - Ryan, I need your help. - No, you need to get a grip. 652 00:46:24,806 --> 00:46:27,777 This is exactly what I've been talking about-impulse control. 653 00:46:28,278 --> 00:46:30,749 You don't understand how wonderful he is. 654 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:32,209 What's so incredible about him? 655 00:46:32,344 --> 00:46:35,014 Look, I spent all of high school sequestered in the library... 656 00:46:35,149 --> 00:46:36,984 ...just wishing that somebody would want me. 657 00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,810 And suddenly, Jason Masters likes me. 658 00:46:39,956 --> 00:46:44,450 Boring, Jenny Taylor from the suburbs of Massachusetts. 659 00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:47,286 There's nothing wrong with being that girl from Massachusetts, Jenny. 660 00:46:47,422 --> 00:46:50,957 - Nothing at all. - Look, just help me, please. 661 00:46:55,566 --> 00:46:58,537 Why can't you break into a rock star's hotel room like normal people? 662 00:46:58,673 --> 00:47:00,800 This isn't about chasing a rock star. 663 00:47:00,936 --> 00:47:02,739 I wouldn't care if he was a cab driver. 664 00:47:02,875 --> 00:47:04,867 - Do you know why? - Why? 665 00:47:05,013 --> 00:47:07,703 Because most people never find their soul mate and whether he's... 666 00:47:07,849 --> 00:47:12,311 ...famous or not, I think that we may have something really special. 667 00:47:21,498 --> 00:47:23,552 - All right. - Thank you. 668 00:47:35,439 --> 00:47:36,273 Shopping? 669 00:47:36,773 --> 00:47:39,745 Yeah, I just needed to pick up a few things. 670 00:47:40,642 --> 00:47:41,612 For you? 671 00:47:42,008 --> 00:47:44,041 - Sensitive skin. - What are you up to? 672 00:47:44,177 --> 00:47:45,845 Nothing. Just shopping. 673 00:48:20,546 --> 00:48:21,714 Oh my... 674 00:48:22,986 --> 00:48:25,687 Let go of me! What is Jason Masters doing here? 675 00:48:25,822 --> 00:48:28,617 - He's, well, shipwrecked. - Shipwrecked? 676 00:48:28,763 --> 00:48:30,348 Well, he thinks he's shipwrecked. 677 00:48:30,494 --> 00:48:32,829 Wait a minute. He thinks he's stranded. 678 00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:36,917 Three miles from a luxury resort. She didn't tell him? 679 00:48:37,063 --> 00:48:39,326 It sounds a lot worse when you say it. 680 00:48:39,472 --> 00:48:41,734 Look! You can't tell anyone, ok? 681 00:48:41,870 --> 00:48:46,270 Moi? Spill the beans? Not a chance. 682 00:48:56,082 --> 00:48:59,387 Okay, we ran out of Advil but this banana will take that ache away. 683 00:49:01,222 --> 00:49:03,412 Who knew that bananas were painkillers? 684 00:49:03,558 --> 00:49:06,290 The jungle is filled with medicinal wonders. 685 00:49:07,698 --> 00:49:11,493 You rock me, baby. You rock me around the world twice. 686 00:49:11,764 --> 00:49:15,101 Purgatory Love from your Respect the Dead CD. 687 00:49:15,768 --> 00:49:19,835 Yeah. Big hit for me. Triple Platinum. 688 00:49:20,137 --> 00:49:21,232 Oh... 689 00:49:29,615 --> 00:49:30,637 Help! 690 00:49:32,118 --> 00:49:34,547 - Oh my God. - Help! 691 00:49:35,653 --> 00:49:37,050 Help me! 692 00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:42,128 Thank God I made it. 693 00:49:43,567 --> 00:49:45,830 I must have been out there for days. 694 00:49:46,268 --> 00:49:48,760 Oh! You need help? Are you okay? 695 00:49:52,941 --> 00:49:53,838 Who are you? 696 00:49:55,078 --> 00:49:57,873 My name is Alexis Merriti. 697 00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:02,575 I was here for the Hawaiian Tropics Swimsuit competition. 698 00:50:03,149 --> 00:50:05,078 I was the winner, of course. 699 00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:09,478 Some of the girls and I chartered a boat to celebrate. 700 00:50:09,885 --> 00:50:14,650 ...and it was this horrible storm. I was the only one who survived. 701 00:50:14,796 --> 00:50:16,193 We were in the same storm. 702 00:50:16,329 --> 00:50:17,924 What island is this? 703 00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:20,030 I hate to tell you this, but we don't know. 704 00:50:20,427 --> 00:50:22,158 This island's deserted. 705 00:50:22,929 --> 00:50:24,097 Are you okay? 706 00:50:25,703 --> 00:50:28,675 It's just the hunger... 707 00:50:29,769 --> 00:50:31,469 Well, let me get you something. 708 00:50:34,514 --> 00:50:35,598 One moment! 709 00:50:36,318 --> 00:50:37,298 What are you doing? 710 00:50:37,381 --> 00:50:37,975 Come on. 711 00:50:38,111 --> 00:50:39,842 Do you actually think that you're in his league? 712 00:50:40,113 --> 00:50:42,814 Not a chance. Right idea. Wrong girl. 713 00:50:42,949 --> 00:50:43,783 I'm taking him away. 714 00:50:43,919 --> 00:50:46,891 Well, you're too late. He's already fallen for moi. 715 00:50:47,026 --> 00:50:48,246 Look out, Taylor. 716 00:50:48,392 --> 00:50:50,759 I teach this stuff at the learning annex. 717 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:53,084 Mademoiselle. 718 00:50:58,871 --> 00:51:01,697 Merci. You are a prince. 719 00:51:01,801 --> 00:51:03,063 - More? - Oui. 720 00:51:03,209 --> 00:51:05,367 Oui? Jenny. 721 00:51:11,509 --> 00:51:14,637 Aren't you some sort of singer? 722 00:51:15,617 --> 00:51:17,171 I guess you could say that. 723 00:51:17,452 --> 00:51:19,319 I love music. 724 00:51:19,892 --> 00:51:21,154 I can tell. 725 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:26,587 I'm putting you to the spa, and here's your next assignment. 726 00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:29,391 But I've never given a professional massage before. 727 00:51:29,527 --> 00:51:33,896 It's easy. Just rub. Mrs. Venable is back there. 728 00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:41,664 Hey, good looking, what's cooking? 729 00:51:42,206 --> 00:51:43,604 Pardon me, for one second. 730 00:51:43,739 --> 00:51:44,803 Wait you back. 731 00:51:45,543 --> 00:51:48,212 Excuse me, that lady in there has Elephantitus. 732 00:51:48,317 --> 00:51:50,444 No. She's from the Midwest. 733 00:51:50,579 --> 00:51:53,113 Oh, you are a sick, evil little man. 734 00:51:53,249 --> 00:51:55,345 Si. And you're a float. 735 00:51:55,490 --> 00:51:57,044 Go float! 736 00:51:58,222 --> 00:52:02,988 Actually, I'm from the Big Apple. I like it deep. 737 00:52:04,301 --> 00:52:05,229 Yes, Ma'am. 738 00:52:05,365 --> 00:52:07,023 We'll work all those kinks out. 739 00:52:08,535 --> 00:52:10,057 Have you got a girlfriend? 740 00:52:11,507 --> 00:52:12,528 Working on it. 741 00:52:12,872 --> 00:52:15,604 You shouldn't have to work too hard with hands like that. 742 00:52:15,980 --> 00:52:18,409 I... oh, oh, under my left shoulder blade. 743 00:52:20,943 --> 00:52:22,205 Very nice. 744 00:52:31,818 --> 00:52:32,684 What's the matter? 745 00:52:33,789 --> 00:52:34,988 My watch. 746 00:52:36,532 --> 00:52:38,054 Feels like a Rolex. 747 00:52:39,493 --> 00:52:41,464 - Do you mind if I just... - Go. Go ahead. 748 00:52:52,005 --> 00:52:55,811 You are good. You are very, very good. 749 00:52:56,510 --> 00:52:57,918 May I give you a massage? 750 00:52:58,053 --> 00:52:59,409 Oh, okay, that's... 751 00:53:15,831 --> 00:53:17,771 Listen, Hernandez. 752 00:53:18,907 --> 00:53:21,170 I know I was out of line when we first met. 753 00:53:21,441 --> 00:53:25,633 I'm an arrogant, pushy bastard and I'm very sorry. 754 00:53:27,374 --> 00:53:32,608 That's so sweet, and I accept your apology a hundred times over. 755 00:53:34,683 --> 00:53:37,019 Now pack up! You're moving again. 756 00:53:52,806 --> 00:53:53,932 Yeah! 757 00:53:55,809 --> 00:53:56,893 Yeah! 758 00:54:04,182 --> 00:54:06,048 I never got out of the hotel when I played France. 759 00:54:06,184 --> 00:54:06,841 What's it like? 760 00:54:06,976 --> 00:54:09,572 Yeah. What is France like? 761 00:54:09,687 --> 00:54:12,617 Oh. It's very beautiful. I did a lot of modeling there. 762 00:54:12,951 --> 00:54:14,859 - To France! - To France! 763 00:54:16,121 --> 00:54:17,987 You know, Jenny, you could do some modeling, too. 764 00:54:30,635 --> 00:54:33,534 Parasites are probably eating her gums away. 765 00:54:34,076 --> 00:54:35,901 - Gross. - Poor dear. 766 00:54:36,881 --> 00:54:39,039 Do you know the history of the French kiss? 767 00:54:39,509 --> 00:54:42,741 No, but history fascinates me. 768 00:54:53,888 --> 00:54:56,088 Rosie, quit that crying. 769 00:54:56,630 --> 00:54:58,121 It's not Rosie, it's Gil. 770 00:54:58,267 --> 00:54:59,664 He misses his cat. 771 00:55:53,854 --> 00:55:55,783 Papaya must not agree with you. 772 00:56:23,081 --> 00:56:27,106 My music is commonly interpreted as existential but it's 773 00:56:27,252 --> 00:56:30,880 more of a steady reflection on the human deterioration... 774 00:56:32,121 --> 00:56:35,093 Excuse me, we're having a personal conversation. 775 00:56:35,218 --> 00:56:38,284 Oh, sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. 776 00:56:40,129 --> 00:56:42,621 Anyway, you were saying? 777 00:56:43,831 --> 00:56:46,771 I was discovered at a mall in front of a Cinna-Bun. 778 00:56:46,896 --> 00:56:50,629 And this record promoter was there with his... kid. 779 00:56:52,444 --> 00:56:53,372 You got the... 780 00:57:03,215 --> 00:57:04,706 - Did you see that? - I know. 781 00:57:04,852 --> 00:57:06,479 Not a very clean girl. 782 00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:08,606 - No? - Absolutely no. 783 00:57:08,752 --> 00:57:11,484 Who knows what else has set up camp in her hair. 784 00:57:11,619 --> 00:57:16,061 Lice? Cock-a-roaches? Small moles? 785 00:57:16,197 --> 00:57:18,887 That girls needs a day for the Orkin man. 786 00:57:23,402 --> 00:57:26,957 Don't worry, sweetheart, we'll shave all that off. 787 00:57:27,103 --> 00:57:28,334 It will grow back. 788 00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:32,338 So. Tell me... 789 00:57:32,473 --> 00:57:36,144 What inspires you when you write a song? 790 00:58:12,284 --> 00:58:15,183 Wait! Stop! This is crazy. 791 00:58:15,318 --> 00:58:16,788 We are grown girls. 792 00:58:16,924 --> 00:58:19,218 We shouldn't be at each other's throats over a guy. 793 00:58:19,354 --> 00:58:22,346 So in the spirit of sisterhood, truce? 794 00:58:29,197 --> 00:58:30,896 But I'm not a dancer. 795 00:58:31,032 --> 00:58:33,096 Look, one of the dancers was stung by a jelly fish. 796 00:58:33,232 --> 00:58:35,641 You will replace him. Just follow along. 797 00:58:35,776 --> 00:58:37,205 - When do I start? - You're late. 798 00:58:37,340 --> 00:58:38,268 What? 799 00:58:52,856 --> 00:58:54,691 Hey. We need to talk. 800 00:58:54,826 --> 00:58:58,320 Yeah. This is really awkward, the two of you fighting... 801 00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:03,126 ...like wildcats for my attention. I'd hate it if it wasn't so hot. 802 00:59:04,899 --> 00:59:06,526 Right. Okay. Listen. 803 00:59:06,672 --> 00:59:08,392 I want you to know, it's you, Jenny. 804 00:59:08,538 --> 00:59:09,696 It's you I want. 805 00:59:10,571 --> 00:59:13,668 I mean, Alexis has a smoking hot body. 806 00:59:14,774 --> 00:59:16,838 But, you're the one I want. 807 00:59:17,578 --> 00:59:19,007 You really like me? 808 00:59:19,215 --> 00:59:20,581 I do, Jenny. 809 00:59:22,187 --> 00:59:23,480 Mucho. 810 00:59:25,816 --> 00:59:29,987 But I want to let Alexis down easy, so how am I gonna tell her? 811 00:59:30,122 --> 00:59:31,248 Oh, let me. 812 00:59:31,957 --> 00:59:33,292 You are vicious. 813 00:59:34,731 --> 00:59:35,951 I love it. 814 00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:52,134 - Jason! You know what we could use? - What? 815 00:59:52,613 --> 00:59:56,273 - A private concert. - You know what? That's a great idea. 816 00:59:56,419 --> 00:59:57,817 Yeah, you should perform to us. 817 00:59:57,952 --> 00:59:59,537 - And we'll watch. - Right now? 818 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:01,080 Yep, right now! 819 01:00:02,686 --> 01:00:03,656 All right. 820 01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:06,283 Let's see. 821 01:00:07,357 --> 01:00:09,151 I'm not used to this, but... 822 01:00:11,831 --> 01:00:14,562 I think about you all the time. 823 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:17,899 Your face is etched into my mind. 824 01:00:18,035 --> 01:00:22,404 I can't breathe without us... ...sharing air. 825 01:00:23,175 --> 01:00:28,941 Impossible it seems to be that you could tame a guy like me. 826 01:00:29,077 --> 01:00:34,040 I feel I'm not myself. But I don't care. 827 01:00:34,989 --> 01:00:38,618 I've been waiting here for hours. 828 01:00:38,753 --> 01:00:41,485 Just you on my mind. Yeah... 829 01:00:41,621 --> 01:00:43,748 The avenues of hope. 830 01:00:44,561 --> 01:00:46,897 Quickly losing time. 831 01:00:47,596 --> 01:00:50,661 Always wondering can she be smitten... 832 01:00:50,797 --> 01:00:54,707 ...through my hands. I've examined its dance... 833 01:00:54,842 --> 01:00:59,899 And I find I'm going crazy... 834 01:01:05,614 --> 01:01:07,011 - You like that, huh? - Oh, he is the best. 835 01:01:07,146 --> 01:01:12,349 There's some more to it, too. But we'll do that later. 836 01:01:13,017 --> 01:01:15,384 It's a mess, home boy. Look around. 837 01:01:15,957 --> 01:01:17,292 Swim somewhere. 838 01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:21,463 We're talking DJ love. Cause I know what the ladies crave. 839 01:01:21,598 --> 01:01:24,653 She's just a girl, and she's like my best friend. 840 01:01:24,799 --> 01:01:27,031 - I don't know. - Uh, huh. I know this one. 841 01:01:27,166 --> 01:01:29,293 You gotta let the woman know you're in charge, man. 842 01:01:29,439 --> 01:01:30,524 She'll laugh at me. 843 01:01:31,004 --> 01:01:34,069 Let her mock your ass. You don't care. Look at me. 844 01:01:34,205 --> 01:01:38,042 I ain't all that but you know what I've got, baby, confidence. 845 01:01:38,177 --> 01:01:40,742 Confidence. It's the ultimate aphrodisiac. 846 01:01:40,878 --> 01:01:43,141 I thought power was the ultimate aphrodisiac. 847 01:01:43,287 --> 01:01:45,779 Well, I ain't got any of that so it's confidence. 848 01:01:45,914 --> 01:01:47,218 I don't care if I get slapped up the side 849 01:01:47,353 --> 01:01:49,011 of the head nine times out of ten. 850 01:01:49,157 --> 01:01:50,846 Because if number 10 gets freaky on my ass... 851 01:01:50,992 --> 01:01:55,424 ...then it's worth the pain. So, are you the man or what? 852 01:01:56,195 --> 01:01:57,989 Yeah, Chase, I'm the man, yeah. 853 01:01:58,135 --> 01:01:59,928 The man, yeah. Repeat after me. 854 01:02:00,064 --> 01:02:01,795 - You the man. - You the man. 855 01:02:01,930 --> 01:02:03,494 Not "you," "I!" 856 01:02:04,005 --> 01:02:05,601 - I'm the man. - Say it again! 857 01:02:05,736 --> 01:02:06,800 I'm the man. 858 01:02:06,935 --> 01:02:08,103 Go get it, dog. 859 01:02:18,186 --> 01:02:19,448 I'm the man. 860 01:02:20,021 --> 01:02:21,252 Mama-Wanna please. 861 01:02:21,356 --> 01:02:25,016 Damn. You got a booty like a little baby cow, girl. 862 01:02:26,496 --> 01:02:28,790 My bad. 863 01:02:29,166 --> 01:02:30,792 But still little don. 864 01:02:30,928 --> 01:02:31,825 Hey. 865 01:02:58,518 --> 01:02:59,144 Hey. 866 01:02:59,290 --> 01:03:00,447 Hey, baby. 867 01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:01,980 What are you wearing? 868 01:03:02,126 --> 01:03:03,596 Are you going to a costume party? 869 01:03:04,024 --> 01:03:05,515 Don't be hitting on my new clothes. 870 01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:07,465 Oh, what's that smell? 871 01:03:07,600 --> 01:03:10,832 Caribbean Sunset. My new after shave. 872 01:03:10,968 --> 01:03:11,834 Do you like it? 873 01:03:11,969 --> 01:03:13,460 It reminds me of Windex. 874 01:03:16,338 --> 01:03:19,101 - Oh, I get it. - Get what? 875 01:03:19,247 --> 01:03:20,436 You're doing somebody. 876 01:03:20,582 --> 01:03:21,906 - No. - Yeah, yeah. 877 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:24,242 Morty Purvis, that kid from eighth grade, 878 01:03:24,377 --> 01:03:26,077 the one that used to wear... 879 01:03:26,212 --> 01:03:27,683 ...really weird clothes and horrible cologne. 880 01:03:27,818 --> 01:03:29,247 You captured him to a T. 881 01:03:31,322 --> 01:03:32,156 Pretty good, huh? 882 01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:34,220 Yeah, but Ryan, come here. 883 01:03:35,993 --> 01:03:38,224 Things on the other side of the island are out of control. 884 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,590 I don't know what to do. 885 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:41,822 Tell them the truth. 886 01:03:41,968 --> 01:03:43,553 No, I can't. 887 01:03:44,502 --> 01:03:46,295 He told me that I'm the one. 888 01:03:46,670 --> 01:03:48,860 - Did he? - Yes, God! 889 01:03:49,006 --> 01:03:51,164 What do you do when all your dreams come true? 890 01:03:52,676 --> 01:03:54,136 Keep it to yourself. 891 01:03:54,439 --> 01:03:57,379 What? Aren't you psyched for me? 892 01:03:57,515 --> 01:03:58,808 Yeah, Jenny. 893 01:04:00,215 --> 01:04:04,115 I'm really happy for you. Look, I've gotta go. 894 01:04:04,282 --> 01:04:05,314 Hey, where are you going? 895 01:04:05,450 --> 01:04:07,618 I've gotta go return this necklace to Chase. 896 01:04:11,091 --> 01:04:12,290 Bye. 897 01:04:31,309 --> 01:04:33,373 Jenny, we're great together. 898 01:04:34,645 --> 01:04:37,909 We've always been great together. I can't get you out of my mind. 899 01:04:41,924 --> 01:04:43,550 But we're friends. 900 01:04:45,323 --> 01:04:47,658 I fully expect you to blow me off. 901 01:04:48,023 --> 01:04:50,432 I can't hold a candle to a pop star. 902 01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:53,800 - I'm out of here. - Hold on. Talk to me. 903 01:04:54,697 --> 01:04:56,031 Ryan, wait. 904 01:04:56,438 --> 01:04:58,993 I'm going home. Have a good summer. 905 01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,680 Look over there. What is that? 906 01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:13,810 At 0600 hours Eastern Time, the life raft used by Jason Masters... 907 01:05:13,956 --> 01:05:17,949 ...was recovered, degraded, burned and battered. 908 01:05:18,658 --> 01:05:21,317 It is the Coast Guard's position that without this life raft... 909 01:05:21,463 --> 01:05:26,489 ...the survival of Jason Masters and Jenny Taylor is highly unlikely. 910 01:05:26,729 --> 01:05:30,493 At 0900 hours, orders were given to suspend the search. 911 01:05:33,267 --> 01:05:35,102 Meanwhile, around the world, fans prayed... 912 01:05:35,237 --> 01:05:38,637 ...that the popular singing sensation will be found alive. 913 01:05:39,773 --> 01:05:44,403 We'll keep you updated on developments in the search for Jason Masters. 914 01:05:57,624 --> 01:06:00,252 I was Miss California two years running. 915 01:06:00,398 --> 01:06:04,558 Nobody cut the mustard second year, so they extended me. 916 01:06:04,736 --> 01:06:06,706 There she is. Hello, gorgeous. 917 01:06:07,374 --> 01:06:08,395 Hi. 918 01:06:08,906 --> 01:06:10,231 What's wrong with you? 919 01:06:13,838 --> 01:06:16,904 Jason, I have to tell you something. 920 01:06:17,113 --> 01:06:17,603 What's up? 921 01:06:17,749 --> 01:06:21,805 I have adored you from the first moment I saw you on MTV. 922 01:06:22,555 --> 01:06:24,109 I was in love with you. 923 01:06:24,922 --> 01:06:28,374 But, it's ridiculous because I didn't even know you. 924 01:06:29,156 --> 01:06:31,220 But I thought that if we had some time to get to know each other... 925 01:06:31,356 --> 01:06:33,952 ...you'd see how great I was. 926 01:06:35,798 --> 01:06:37,195 That's crazy, right? 927 01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,700 You don't deserve what I did to you. 928 01:06:42,106 --> 01:06:42,826 What did you do to me? 929 01:06:42,972 --> 01:06:45,964 She's caught jungle fever, Jason. She's lost her mind. 930 01:06:46,204 --> 01:06:47,799 Can it, Alexis. 931 01:06:52,346 --> 01:06:54,744 I know that after I tell you this, you're going to have me terminated. 932 01:06:54,879 --> 01:06:58,143 But whatever. I don't care. I just need this to end. 933 01:06:58,352 --> 01:06:59,405 Jenny! 934 01:07:00,854 --> 01:07:03,617 - Stop it, now! - I have to tell him. 935 01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,984 What are you talking about? What is she talking about? 936 01:07:06,130 --> 01:07:07,851 We're still on St. Luchas. 937 01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:13,429 Oh! Hey! Help! 938 01:07:13,732 --> 01:07:15,525 - Help! - We're not marooned! 939 01:07:15,702 --> 01:07:17,465 - What? - I thought we were, 940 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:21,062 but when I found out we weren't, I didn't tell you. 941 01:07:21,740 --> 01:07:23,335 The resort is through that jungle. 942 01:07:27,276 --> 01:07:30,008 You have no idea how sorry you're gonna be. 943 01:07:30,384 --> 01:07:31,009 Yeah! 944 01:07:31,145 --> 01:07:33,084 What are you talking about? You're part of this! 945 01:07:33,220 --> 01:07:34,409 Mois? 946 01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:37,787 Help! Help! Help! 947 01:07:38,319 --> 01:07:40,727 When my lawyers get through with you two... 948 01:07:40,863 --> 01:07:44,356 ...there's gonna be nothing left but a smoking cinder. 949 01:07:46,535 --> 01:07:48,360 - Jason! - Thanks, man. 950 01:07:48,464 --> 01:07:49,987 Jason! Wait. 951 01:07:52,573 --> 01:07:54,064 No. No, no! No! 952 01:07:56,378 --> 01:07:57,202 She's crazy. 953 01:07:57,338 --> 01:07:59,507 I'm just as scared and confused as you are. 954 01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:00,841 - You dropped something. - What? 955 01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:02,416 Your accent. 956 01:08:03,219 --> 01:08:04,647 Go! Go! 957 01:08:04,783 --> 01:08:07,254 - Hey! Aren't you Jason Masters? - Yeah, that's me, let's go. 958 01:08:07,389 --> 01:08:09,287 Oh, my God! 959 01:08:15,231 --> 01:08:16,889 You ruined everything. 960 01:08:17,024 --> 01:08:20,517 I had him in the palm of my hand and you blew it! 961 01:09:00,568 --> 01:09:02,299 I'll pick you up at Logan. What time, son? 962 01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:04,499 - My plane gets in at ten. - What happened? 963 01:09:04,634 --> 01:09:07,168 It's a long story. I'll tell you when I get home. 964 01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,128 How's this? You can get out now. 965 01:09:32,464 --> 01:09:34,195 Breaking news from storm watch central. 966 01:09:34,331 --> 01:09:36,197 Hurricane Sandy has suddenly shifted course... 967 01:09:36,333 --> 01:09:38,731 ...and is headed for the resort island of St Lucha. 968 01:09:38,877 --> 01:09:41,838 It has left a trail of destruction and devastation across the Caribbean. 969 01:09:41,974 --> 01:09:44,872 Forced evacuation has been ordered by the local authorities. 970 01:09:45,008 --> 01:09:47,844 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention? 971 01:09:47,980 --> 01:09:49,606 Everyone, attention. 972 01:09:49,752 --> 01:09:52,442 We're can't get out. One hundred mile an hour winds... 973 01:09:52,588 --> 01:09:53,642 ...they close the airport. 974 01:09:53,788 --> 01:09:56,342 We have to double up the people in the rooms. 975 01:09:59,053 --> 01:10:00,826 What's up, Ryan? You know the hurricane's coming. 976 01:10:00,961 --> 01:10:03,516 - Where's it making landfall? - On the other side of the island. 977 01:10:04,329 --> 01:10:05,351 What's wrong? 978 01:10:07,770 --> 01:10:09,626 Ryan, where are you going? 979 01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,461 You know it's a hurricane out there. 980 01:10:11,607 --> 01:10:13,130 You might get caught up in it, Ryan! 981 01:10:13,276 --> 01:10:14,798 That's one crazy white boy. 982 01:10:29,657 --> 01:10:30,616 I'll get you. 983 01:10:30,752 --> 01:10:34,120 I got your license number, buddy. Yeah, I got it. 984 01:10:59,885 --> 01:11:02,075 Jenny! Where are you? 985 01:11:07,528 --> 01:11:08,612 Jenny! 986 01:11:09,457 --> 01:11:10,656 Jenny! 987 01:11:17,767 --> 01:11:18,737 Ryan! 988 01:11:27,538 --> 01:11:28,445 Oh, my God! 989 01:11:39,185 --> 01:11:42,751 - Ryan! - Jenny! Jenny, I'm coming. 990 01:11:42,928 --> 01:11:44,190 Ryan! 991 01:11:45,493 --> 01:11:47,120 - Jenny! - It's stuck! 992 01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:49,184 Hold on. I got you. 993 01:11:56,838 --> 01:11:57,807 Come on. 994 01:12:04,408 --> 01:12:06,243 - Where are we? - Come on. 995 01:12:10,549 --> 01:12:12,916 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'll be fine. 996 01:12:13,521 --> 01:12:16,493 We're safe now. I'm going to make a fire. 997 01:12:25,564 --> 01:12:27,118 You saved my life. 998 01:12:28,234 --> 01:12:29,662 I did, didn't I? 999 01:13:22,288 --> 01:13:25,082 Come on, there's got to be something at Tower Records for me. 1000 01:13:25,218 --> 01:13:27,783 I could be a cashier. Yeah? 1001 01:13:28,189 --> 01:13:29,347 Milo. 1002 01:13:30,994 --> 01:13:32,089 Is it you? 1003 01:13:33,393 --> 01:13:34,560 Yeah. 1004 01:13:34,967 --> 01:13:37,553 You're alive! You're alive! 1005 01:13:37,636 --> 01:13:40,900 That's cool. That's cool. Enough. 1006 01:13:43,642 --> 01:13:44,664 Sorry. 1007 01:13:47,313 --> 01:13:48,209 What happened? 1008 01:13:48,345 --> 01:13:50,107 You've got the whole world going ape over this. 1009 01:13:50,243 --> 01:13:52,641 It's been a bloody freak show. Where the hell were you? 1010 01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:56,770 I was blowing chunks over the side and fell in. 1011 01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:58,115 This chick saves me. 1012 01:13:58,251 --> 01:14:00,378 We think we're marooned on an island 1013 01:14:00,524 --> 01:14:01,921 only we're still in St. Luchas. 1014 01:14:02,057 --> 01:14:03,527 You were on St. Luchas the whole time? 1015 01:14:03,662 --> 01:14:05,216 She doesn't tell me, okay. I'm an idiot. 1016 01:14:05,362 --> 01:14:07,489 - Who else knows? - That I'm an idiot? 1017 01:14:07,625 --> 01:14:09,689 Who else knows about your shipwreck? 1018 01:14:10,763 --> 01:14:12,359 Only the people that picked me up. 1019 01:14:12,630 --> 01:14:14,225 They can be paid off. 1020 01:14:15,570 --> 01:14:18,771 Don't worry, I know exactly what to do. 1021 01:14:19,605 --> 01:14:20,043 Are you okay? 1022 01:14:20,179 --> 01:14:22,535 Yeah, I just need to shower and crash. 1023 01:14:22,681 --> 01:14:24,809 It's not always completely sold out. He's not going to do it. 1024 01:14:24,944 --> 01:14:26,008 Milo, that's her. 1025 01:14:26,341 --> 01:14:27,832 - Are you sure? - Yeah, the blond. 1026 01:14:29,417 --> 01:14:33,317 Jenny, sweetheart, Jason would like to have a word with you. 1027 01:14:33,453 --> 01:14:34,287 Excuse me, who are you? 1028 01:14:34,422 --> 01:14:36,080 Oh. Here love. 1029 01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:37,957 Have some free tickets. Right this way. 1030 01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:39,083 - Ryan. - No. 1031 01:14:39,229 --> 01:14:42,493 Please, Jason, really, really wants to see you. 1032 01:14:42,628 --> 01:14:43,598 Hold on! 1033 01:14:44,359 --> 01:14:47,852 - Good to see you, babe. - Okay, I'm really confused. 1034 01:14:47,998 --> 01:14:51,731 Look, Jenny, despite your lies, depravity, and deception... 1035 01:14:51,867 --> 01:14:53,900 ...I still meant what I said on the beach. 1036 01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:55,631 About destroying me? 1037 01:14:57,007 --> 01:14:58,978 No, no, about liking you. 1038 01:14:59,114 --> 01:15:00,438 He can't stop talking about you. 1039 01:15:00,584 --> 01:15:03,243 Oh my God, Jason, you were right. 1040 01:15:03,378 --> 01:15:05,245 She is adorable. 1041 01:15:05,850 --> 01:15:07,789 Thanks, I'm just gonna get Ryan... 1042 01:15:07,925 --> 01:15:10,354 Jenny, we're gonna have a little press conference. 1043 01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:13,013 To tell Jason's adoring fans about the last few days... 1044 01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:16,360 ...and we need you to say a few little words, too, love. 1045 01:15:16,558 --> 01:15:17,789 A press conference? 1046 01:15:17,924 --> 01:15:19,989 Yeah, we'll take a few pictures. Get me Natasha. 1047 01:15:20,135 --> 01:15:21,563 Tell her we have a hair emergency. 1048 01:15:21,699 --> 01:15:23,795 Okay, Ryan's just outside. 1049 01:15:24,264 --> 01:15:25,296 He'll keep. 1050 01:15:25,974 --> 01:15:26,766 I'm from US Weekly. 1051 01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:28,602 Is there any chance I can get in to see Jason? 1052 01:15:28,737 --> 01:15:29,936 What's going on? 1053 01:15:30,270 --> 01:15:31,532 - Ryan. - Gil, get him out. 1054 01:15:32,105 --> 01:15:33,513 No wait! Let him stay. 1055 01:15:35,379 --> 01:15:39,779 Look. To you Jenny may just be some crazy fan from Massachusetts. 1056 01:15:39,915 --> 01:15:41,072 I mean I know she can be a little 1057 01:15:41,218 --> 01:15:44,273 impulsive and get carried away sometimes. 1058 01:15:45,254 --> 01:15:49,779 But she's the most amazing girl you will ever meet. 1059 01:15:50,957 --> 01:15:54,158 And you are lucky to have her care so much about you. 1060 01:15:57,036 --> 01:15:59,966 Jenny, I love you. 1061 01:16:02,907 --> 01:16:04,669 Is this your boyfriend? 1062 01:16:07,077 --> 01:16:08,339 - Lose the geek. - Guess not. 1063 01:16:08,475 --> 01:16:09,278 Let' go. 1064 01:16:09,976 --> 01:16:11,603 - Come on. - Ryan. 1065 01:16:11,676 --> 01:16:15,013 He'll be fine, love. They won't hurt him. 1066 01:16:15,148 --> 01:16:18,318 Stop this! Jenny! Jenny! 1067 01:16:18,620 --> 01:16:20,320 I really need you to help me out on this. 1068 01:16:20,455 --> 01:16:21,321 Okay, but I... 1069 01:16:21,456 --> 01:16:26,086 This will all go away if we just play it right. 1070 01:16:28,495 --> 01:16:30,434 Welcome to the Sun Village Beach Resort at Coch... 1071 01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:32,655 Jason Masters is back! 1072 01:16:34,073 --> 01:16:35,971 The Villa now. 1073 01:16:36,670 --> 01:16:40,872 Ladies and Gentlemen, Jason Masters! 1074 01:16:50,048 --> 01:16:51,309 Erin Dood with the U.S. News. 1075 01:16:51,455 --> 01:16:52,352 You. 1076 01:16:52,519 --> 01:16:55,251 Jay Bigsby of Rolling Stone. Can you tell us what happened to you? 1077 01:16:55,386 --> 01:16:57,451 It's a million dollar question, isn't it? 1078 01:16:58,087 --> 01:16:59,557 Don't leave us in the dark, Jason. 1079 01:17:00,527 --> 01:17:03,123 I was on a cruise ship with some friends. 1080 01:17:03,394 --> 01:17:07,961 And a young lady fell overboard. Naturally, I dove in to save her. 1081 01:17:09,067 --> 01:17:13,936 I managed to steer the tiny raft to a deserted island. 1082 01:17:15,344 --> 01:17:17,606 Where I had to catch fish with my bare hands. 1083 01:17:17,846 --> 01:17:19,139 Where did you learn all that? 1084 01:17:20,213 --> 01:17:21,444 Boy Scouts. 1085 01:17:22,851 --> 01:17:26,303 I built a ship out of palm trees. 1086 01:17:26,449 --> 01:17:28,649 Sailed back to St. Luchas, 1087 01:17:28,784 --> 01:17:30,849 navigating by the stars, of course. 1088 01:17:34,060 --> 01:17:38,659 It was with the support of one beautiful woman... 1089 01:17:38,794 --> 01:17:40,890 ...that gave the will to carry on... 1090 01:17:41,401 --> 01:17:43,267 Jason Masters... 1091 01:17:43,966 --> 01:17:46,406 So! Tell us how you made it. 1092 01:17:46,573 --> 01:17:50,128 Regale us with your Navy Seals like survival skills. 1093 01:17:50,274 --> 01:17:52,266 Who are you? What's your name? 1094 01:17:52,412 --> 01:17:53,173 Jason! Jason! 1095 01:17:53,309 --> 01:17:54,904 Who is this woman? 1096 01:17:55,050 --> 01:17:56,677 What about Jenny Taylor? 1097 01:17:56,812 --> 01:17:59,304 Who is the woman? One more question here. 1098 01:17:59,450 --> 01:18:00,316 Who is the lady? 1099 01:18:00,451 --> 01:18:04,288 And that one woman is Alexis Menetti! 1100 01:18:06,155 --> 01:18:07,093 Who's that? 1101 01:18:07,229 --> 01:18:09,022 - What are you doing? - Saving both of us. 1102 01:18:09,158 --> 01:18:11,963 And I know they wouldn't want me to spill the beans... 1103 01:18:12,098 --> 01:18:14,392 But what the heck, I'm going to do it anyway. 1104 01:18:14,862 --> 01:18:17,958 May I present to all of you the future... 1105 01:18:18,104 --> 01:18:22,557 Mrs. Jason Masters, Alexis Menetti. 1106 01:18:24,277 --> 01:18:26,863 Jenny all the reports have you on the island with Jason. 1107 01:18:27,009 --> 01:18:30,502 Well, that was just a publicity cover-up for the real affair. 1108 01:18:31,117 --> 01:18:33,985 I don't know, I guess they wanted a really pretty girl. 1109 01:18:34,350 --> 01:18:36,446 Tell us, Jenny, so you're not with Jason? 1110 01:18:36,988 --> 01:18:38,114 No. 1111 01:18:39,657 --> 01:18:41,951 My boyfriend is Ryan Howell. 1112 01:18:42,827 --> 01:18:45,820 And he's standing right back there. 1113 01:18:49,897 --> 01:18:51,419 Now that's what I'm talking about! 1114 01:19:05,047 --> 01:19:05,704 Hi. 1115 01:19:06,079 --> 01:19:07,070 Hi. 1116 01:19:08,217 --> 01:19:10,772 So, uh, what are you doing tonight? 1117 01:19:11,084 --> 01:19:12,419 - Huh? - What are you doing tonight? 1118 01:19:12,555 --> 01:19:15,182 I was thinking we could hang out. 1119 01:19:15,756 --> 01:19:17,487 You don't have to if you don't want to. 1120 01:19:18,926 --> 01:19:21,188 You know, we could do something... 1121 01:19:21,991 --> 01:19:22,794 If you can't... 1122 01:19:22,930 --> 01:19:24,223 Jenny. Please 1123 01:19:24,963 --> 01:19:26,485 Assert yourself. 1124 01:19:26,965 --> 01:19:28,592 I love you. 1125 01:19:38,111 --> 01:19:39,133 How's that? 1126 01:19:39,644 --> 01:19:40,739 It's a start. 1127 01:19:42,387 --> 01:19:44,368 So why now? Why not two years ago? 1128 01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:47,319 Well, I finally took the advice from a good friend. 1129 01:19:47,621 --> 01:19:49,884 I don't want to be ninety and dead, thinking I should have tried. 1130 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:53,648 Really, sounds kind of lame. I mean... 1131 01:19:53,794 --> 01:19:55,556 ...can you sink when you're dead? 1132 01:20:53,812 --> 01:20:57,952 I'd like to dedicate this song to my new wife, Alexis... Masters. 1133 01:20:59,724 --> 01:21:05,490 I think about you all the time. Your face is etched into my mind. 1134 01:21:05,626 --> 01:21:09,693 I can't breathe without us sharing love. 1135 01:21:11,434 --> 01:21:17,273 Impossible it seems to be that you can tame a guy like me. 1136 01:21:17,409 --> 01:21:21,642 Feeling not myself, but I don't care. 1137 01:21:22,341 --> 01:21:24,906 No I don't care. 1138 01:21:25,448 --> 01:21:29,577 I've been waiting here for hours... 1139 01:21:29,723 --> 01:21:32,518 ...just you on my mind. 1140 01:21:32,653 --> 01:21:35,416 Never lose hope. 1141 01:21:35,552 --> 01:21:39,994 Quickly losing time. Always wondering... 1142 01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:43,560 ...can she be slipping through my hands. 1143 01:21:43,695 --> 01:21:50,004 I've examined its snares and I find I'm going crazy. 1144 01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:53,632 Crazy, yeah. Oh... 1145 01:21:56,813 --> 01:22:01,839 I'm going crazy... crazy... I can't... I can't... 1146 01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,279 ...get you out of my mind... mind... 1147 01:22:52,994 --> 01:22:54,224 Yeah! 1148 01:22:55,465 --> 01:22:56,768 We love you! 1149 01:22:57,238 --> 01:22:59,229 - Thank you. - That's my girl. 1150 01:23:00,637 --> 01:23:02,034 Goodnight, Winnipeg.