1 00:00:18,261 --> 00:00:22,349 I love love I love being in love 2 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:25,311 I don't care what it does to me 3 00:00:25,728 --> 00:00:30,733 Sing I love love I love being in love 4 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:34,444 I don't care what it does to me 5 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:54,842 I love love I love being in love 6 00:00:54,926 --> 00:00:57,428 I don't care what it does to me 7 00:00:57,469 --> 00:01:02,475 These pills are fine to pass the time 'til I find my new drug 8 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:03,475 We'll take our chances we'll last a month 9 00:01:06,604 --> 00:01:10,692 We'll never speak again How I love being in love 10 00:01:10,732 --> 00:01:12,193 May I help you? 11 00:01:12,236 --> 00:01:13,653 Huh? No. 12 00:01:14,486 --> 00:01:17,824 Thank you. Thank you very much. I'm just browsing. 13 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,994 - Thank you. - So let me guess. 14 00:01:21,119 --> 00:01:22,371 Big night tonight? 15 00:01:23,413 --> 00:01:24,463 - Yeah. - Yeah? 16 00:01:24,497 --> 00:01:26,833 Yeah, actually. Actually, the biggest. 17 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:28,501 - Really? - Yeah. 18 00:01:28,626 --> 00:01:31,130 - Menage a trois? - Pardon me? 19 00:01:31,255 --> 00:01:32,590 I'm kidding. 20 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:35,759 Oh, a menage a trois. 21 00:01:36,677 --> 00:01:39,013 French for, "Who's that dude?" 22 00:01:41,516 --> 00:01:44,019 So you're looking for something for your girl? 23 00:01:44,054 --> 00:01:45,811 Well, not just any girl, okay? 24 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:50,193 The most... The most beautiful and incredible 25 00:01:50,228 --> 00:01:52,069 and amazing and... 26 00:01:52,778 --> 00:01:55,405 Well, girl I've ever met. 27 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,744 Okay. Well, if you have any questions, my name is Claire. 28 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:02,872 Okay. Actually, yeah. Does this come in red? 29 00:02:03,663 --> 00:02:08,252 - I can check. - Also, Claire, does it come any larger? 30 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,970 Much, much larger. 31 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:25,854 Oh, no. 32 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:33,529 Hey. Is she in there? 33 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,240 - Yeah, she's in there. - Good. 34 00:02:35,365 --> 00:02:36,908 How do I look? 35 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:39,160 I see your balls. 36 00:02:39,953 --> 00:02:43,956 Are you crazy? Come here. Come here. Up here, up. 37 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:45,000 - What's the matter with you? - What? 38 00:02:45,083 --> 00:02:46,418 This? This is the big idea? 39 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,753 Yeah. Yeah. She's gonna love it. 40 00:02:48,837 --> 00:02:50,003 - She's gonna hate it. - She's gonna love it. 41 00:02:50,130 --> 00:02:51,221 - No, she's gonna hate it. - Love it. 42 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:53,759 No, she's gonna hate it more than I hate it, and I really hate it. 43 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:56,136 You know what your problem is, Ted? You just... 44 00:02:56,261 --> 00:02:58,222 You don't understand true love. 45 00:02:58,257 --> 00:02:59,514 Oh, and you do? 46 00:02:59,681 --> 00:03:02,351 I understand that there's a girl that I love waiting for me in there. 47 00:03:02,392 --> 00:03:05,479 And you know what? She loves me, too. 48 00:03:06,021 --> 00:03:07,691 I still see balls. 49 00:03:17,325 --> 00:03:19,827 Can I get you a drink while you wait for your friend? 50 00:03:24,373 --> 00:03:27,294 Hopefully, in a man's life, you do this one time. 51 00:03:27,335 --> 00:03:30,422 Well, I want my one time to be unforgettable. 52 00:03:30,506 --> 00:03:35,094 I want tonight to be a story Vanessa and me will be telling our grandkids. 53 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:37,513 You almost done with that baby oil? 54 00:03:37,763 --> 00:03:39,265 Yeah. That's it. 55 00:03:39,308 --> 00:03:42,478 Get it in there. Soak those abs. 56 00:03:42,518 --> 00:03:45,563 - I'm gonna kill you. - Thanks, buddy. 57 00:03:45,688 --> 00:03:47,189 - What's up, ladies? - Oh, goodness. 58 00:03:49,025 --> 00:03:52,196 There you go, beautiful. I brought you some c-rations on the house. 59 00:03:52,237 --> 00:03:53,619 Some what? 60 00:03:53,654 --> 00:03:57,826 Oh, sorry. That's Special Forces talk. 61 00:03:58,368 --> 00:04:00,914 Are you in the Special Forces? 62 00:04:00,997 --> 00:04:03,792 That's not something I'm at liberty to discuss. 63 00:04:09,422 --> 00:04:12,132 Anderson, I sell cars. My job is to close a deal. 64 00:04:12,175 --> 00:04:15,512 - Trust me. This is not gonna close a deal. - Give me the ring, Ted. 65 00:04:15,595 --> 00:04:17,431 No. I can't let you do this. 66 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:19,015 - Give me the ring! - No. 67 00:04:19,182 --> 00:04:20,267 - Give me the ring, now! - No. 68 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:21,518 Give me the ring! 69 00:04:27,108 --> 00:04:30,569 Just give me the ring! I just want the ring! I've got to propose! 70 00:04:30,778 --> 00:04:33,697 Okay. Hey, watch the wings! Watch the wings! 71 00:04:35,784 --> 00:04:37,618 I'm not gonna lie to you, Vanessa. 72 00:04:38,285 --> 00:04:40,579 Special Ops, 73 00:04:41,163 --> 00:04:42,915 it's a deadly game. 74 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:47,419 But as a very brave person once remarked, 75 00:04:47,629 --> 00:04:51,759 "Life is either daring or it's nothing." 76 00:04:52,843 --> 00:04:55,721 Do you know who that brave person was? 77 00:04:56,139 --> 00:04:59,516 My personal hero, Helen Keller. 78 00:05:01,853 --> 00:05:06,731 Helen Keller. 79 00:05:14,407 --> 00:05:18,287 Excuse me, Vanessa. I think table 16 needs more garlic knots. 80 00:05:26,921 --> 00:05:31,092 Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please? 81 00:05:32,258 --> 00:05:35,345 I am Cupid, god of love. 82 00:05:37,222 --> 00:05:38,266 Dear God! 83 00:05:39,309 --> 00:05:41,936 Shooter! Shooter! We got a shooter! 84 00:05:42,019 --> 00:05:44,439 Down! Everybody, down! 85 00:05:44,522 --> 00:05:46,108 Down! Down! 86 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:52,865 Anderson! 87 00:05:52,948 --> 00:05:54,283 You know this perp? 88 00:05:54,407 --> 00:05:56,452 He's my boyfriend. 89 00:05:56,494 --> 00:05:58,538 I didn't know you had a boyfriend. 90 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,081 Anderson, get up! Get up! 91 00:06:01,499 --> 00:06:03,959 You could have gotten yourself killed! 92 00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,087 Vanessa, I... 93 00:06:08,714 --> 00:06:10,674 I wrote you a poem. 94 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:28,485 "I am Cupid, god of love 95 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:32,531 "I come from skies far above 96 00:06:34,033 --> 00:06:35,909 "Bringing love to all I see 97 00:06:37,787 --> 00:06:39,872 "Now I have found some love for me" 98 00:06:40,456 --> 00:06:41,332 Fag. 99 00:06:42,416 --> 00:06:46,338 "And so I get on bended knee 100 00:06:48,382 --> 00:06:52,720 "To ask, Vanessa, will you marry me?" 101 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,608 Vanessa? 102 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:09,362 Oh, my God. She's... 103 00:07:10,113 --> 00:07:11,449 Nessy? 104 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:34,389 I stopped to think about the bad times that I've had 105 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,853 It puts a smile on my face 106 00:07:43,690 --> 00:07:47,737 Curled up with nothing to do 107 00:07:49,988 --> 00:07:54,826 Why is the sun always out when I'm feeling blue? 108 00:07:56,370 --> 00:08:01,375 It must be you Oh, it must be you 109 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:05,546 It must be you 110 00:08:05,838 --> 00:08:12,012 Oh, it must be you 111 00:08:16,808 --> 00:08:21,563 When I took my first drink of alcohol 112 00:08:24,191 --> 00:08:28,529 I saw the Angel of Death floating over us all 113 00:08:30,865 --> 00:08:35,120 With a smile on my face I just wept 114 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:41,960 How does a grown man laugh in the face of death? 115 00:08:43,753 --> 00:08:49,342 It must be you Oh, it must be you 116 00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:29,157 Hey, you hungry? 117 00:10:35,955 --> 00:10:38,625 Did I ever tell you what she smelled like? 118 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,376 - What? - Dew drops. 119 00:10:43,463 --> 00:10:44,923 - She was perfect. - Nobody's perfect. 120 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:46,430 - She was perfect. - Nobody's perfect. 121 00:10:46,466 --> 00:10:50,721 Okay. Like, you know how most people have wrinkly knees? 122 00:10:51,180 --> 00:10:53,891 Okay? Hers were perfectly smooth, like billiard balls. 123 00:10:53,934 --> 00:10:55,900 - You know what I used to call her? - What? 124 00:10:55,935 --> 00:10:59,354 - Billiard ball knees. - You know what might be fun? 125 00:10:59,479 --> 00:11:02,859 Not talking about your dead girlfriend. Huh? 126 00:11:02,983 --> 00:11:05,110 I still see her sometimes. 127 00:11:05,235 --> 00:11:06,946 - Here? - Just forget it. 128 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,406 You know, I'd like to, Anderson, I really would, 129 00:11:08,447 --> 00:11:09,658 but you won't shut up about it. 130 00:11:09,950 --> 00:11:12,703 She's been dead twice as long as you knew her. Get over it. 131 00:11:12,786 --> 00:11:15,121 - I'm sorry, "Get over it"? - Yeah. 132 00:11:15,205 --> 00:11:17,749 How do you get over perfection? How do you get over perfection? 133 00:11:17,784 --> 00:11:18,959 You look around. 134 00:11:19,043 --> 00:11:22,213 Maybe there's another perfect somebody out there. 135 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,724 Here we go. 136 00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,271 - Don't talk to him like that. - Eat that goddamn spaghetti. 137 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:39,939 This is just what the therapist was talking about. 138 00:11:40,064 --> 00:11:41,816 We're wasting enough money on that therapist. 139 00:11:41,852 --> 00:11:42,860 I don't believe you. 140 00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,653 Who wanted to come here? Not me. 141 00:11:46,155 --> 00:11:49,533 I am so sorry. What did you just do? 142 00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:50,784 What did you do? 143 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:53,870 Satisfied? I looked around. 144 00:11:54,371 --> 00:11:55,462 I'm just saying, 145 00:11:55,498 --> 00:11:57,625 don't throw your whole life away 'cause you killed your girlfriend. 146 00:11:57,708 --> 00:12:00,084 - Fiancee. - Technically, she never said yes. 147 00:12:00,126 --> 00:12:02,213 Anyway, I don't know if you're gonna find anyone else 148 00:12:02,296 --> 00:12:04,381 whose butt smells like gumdrops or whatever, 149 00:12:04,417 --> 00:12:07,302 but I know you won't unless you try. 150 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:09,971 So is that it? Is that it, huh? You want me to try? 151 00:12:10,013 --> 00:12:11,646 One time. That's all I'm saying. 152 00:12:11,681 --> 00:12:14,559 - One time. I try, you get off my back. - You have my solemn word. 153 00:12:14,726 --> 00:12:15,811 Fine. 154 00:12:16,228 --> 00:12:19,356 Fine, Ted. I'll try. I'll try. 155 00:12:19,774 --> 00:12:22,483 Hey. Can I get you guys anything else? 156 00:12:23,527 --> 00:12:25,863 That's what I'm talking about. 157 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,281 Back on the horse. 158 00:12:28,366 --> 00:12:31,202 Is there anything else I can get for you? 159 00:12:33,205 --> 00:12:34,872 Will you marry me? 160 00:12:36,707 --> 00:12:37,840 Excuse me? 161 00:12:37,876 --> 00:12:39,127 Will you marry me? 162 00:12:41,212 --> 00:12:44,550 Stuart, you're flapping... All right. Pigs? Three little pigs? 163 00:12:44,968 --> 00:12:46,718 A banjo? And piggies? 164 00:12:47,637 --> 00:12:49,221 Deliverance! 165 00:12:49,846 --> 00:12:52,474 - Oh, my gosh! Like a machine. - Oh, man. 166 00:12:52,558 --> 00:12:55,644 - Oh, my God. Oh, you guys are so fast. - That was great. 167 00:12:55,978 --> 00:12:58,606 Okay. It's my turn, and this is a really good one. 168 00:12:58,731 --> 00:13:03,360 So I need you all to pay attention. Especially you, mon amour. 169 00:13:03,396 --> 00:13:05,280 Give me the little hand. 170 00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:08,575 - Isn't he the cutest thing ever? - Hey, I resent that. 171 00:13:09,033 --> 00:13:10,995 Isn't it getting kind of late, you guys? 172 00:13:11,036 --> 00:13:13,294 Oh, what's the matter, Cinderella? 173 00:13:13,330 --> 00:13:16,415 You're not gonna turn into a pumpkin, are you? 174 00:13:18,084 --> 00:13:21,005 Do I know how to push her buttons, or what? 175 00:13:21,045 --> 00:13:23,091 I am pushing your buttons. 176 00:13:23,966 --> 00:13:28,262 Honey, do your charade, okay? I have to get up early tomorrow. 177 00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:29,889 Aye, aye, Captain. Okay. 178 00:13:30,306 --> 00:13:31,766 Oh, wait. We can't do this... 179 00:13:32,851 --> 00:13:34,519 Incoming. 180 00:13:34,644 --> 00:13:37,314 Here we go. Last one. 181 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,445 - Four words. First word. - Four words. First word. 182 00:13:44,695 --> 00:13:46,740 - Me... Me... - Shazam. 183 00:13:46,781 --> 00:13:49,868 William! William! Shorter. Willie. Will! 184 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:51,460 - Will. - Will. Okay. 185 00:13:51,495 --> 00:13:53,623 - Second word. It sounds like... - Second word. Sounds like... 186 00:13:53,657 --> 00:13:55,708 - Rockette. Boot. Shoe. - Shoe. 187 00:13:55,875 --> 00:13:57,126 You. 188 00:14:00,795 --> 00:14:02,132 Fourth word. 189 00:14:02,215 --> 00:14:03,931 - Me, it's me again... Me? - Me? 190 00:14:03,966 --> 00:14:05,385 - Oh, it is "Me." Okay. - Will you blank me? 191 00:14:05,468 --> 00:14:07,221 Hey, buddy, there's ladies present. 192 00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:08,972 All right, well, you know, that's just tasteless, Stuart, 193 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:10,056 - for God's sake. - Sorry. 194 00:14:10,138 --> 00:14:12,225 All right. Will you blank me? 195 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:13,643 Third word. 196 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,563 Saunter. 197 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:20,359 - Marry? - Stuart, he's proposing. 198 00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:23,153 Katie, will you marry me? 199 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,992 Yes! Yes! She says yes! 200 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,495 - Honey? - Katie! 201 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,580 Katie! 202 00:14:33,624 --> 00:14:34,541 Katie! 203 00:14:34,875 --> 00:14:36,377 Honestly, Katherine, 204 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,462 do you have any idea how embarrassing that was for me last night? 205 00:14:39,547 --> 00:14:42,047 I didn't say no, Mom. I just said I needed to think about it. 206 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:43,591 What's there to think about? 207 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,971 That boy is a catch, and he's crazy about you. God knows why. 208 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:50,015 Just tell me, what is it you want? Because William is perfect. 209 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:52,518 For one thing, he's just about the most attractive orthodontist 210 00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:53,692 I think I've ever seen. 211 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:54,985 And he's incredibly romantic. 212 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,898 Mom, I know he's perfect. I just need a little time. 213 00:14:57,933 --> 00:14:59,734 Will you talk to her, Stuart? 214 00:14:59,769 --> 00:15:01,403 Not to toot my own horn, 215 00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:03,738 but William reminds me a lot of me when I was younger. 216 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,322 Are you listening to your father? 217 00:15:05,365 --> 00:15:06,574 He is not my father. 218 00:15:06,616 --> 00:15:09,118 This man is more of a father to you than your father ever was, 219 00:15:09,202 --> 00:15:10,328 God rest his soul. 220 00:15:10,369 --> 00:15:13,498 - Dad is not dead. - He's dead to me, the son of a bitch. 221 00:15:13,539 --> 00:15:15,750 - Don't talk about Dad that way! - Don't you raise your voice to me! 222 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,546 - You're getting emotional, Lois. - I am not getting emotional! 223 00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:21,799 All right. I am leaving this house in five minutes, 224 00:15:21,883 --> 00:15:25,720 and if you want to be on that bus, I suggest you pull yourself together. 225 00:15:29,308 --> 00:15:31,476 Sometimes I wonder if you still love him. 226 00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:32,560 Who? 227 00:15:33,562 --> 00:15:36,481 - Dad. - Are you crazy? Are you out of your mind? 228 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:38,566 Well, you must have loved him once. 229 00:15:38,649 --> 00:15:43,155 Honey, I was 18 when I met your father and about as dumb as a piece of ham. 230 00:15:43,989 --> 00:15:46,867 What did I know about love? All I knew was... 231 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:54,584 He was the hottest thing that I had ever seen. 232 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:58,546 Oh, he looked like a panther, 233 00:16:00,215 --> 00:16:01,715 a sex panther. 234 00:16:04,134 --> 00:16:05,762 Sounds like love to me. 235 00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:10,642 Well, there's a big difference between love and mindless, animalistic, carnal lust. 236 00:16:11,769 --> 00:16:13,687 And what do you have with Stuart? 237 00:16:14,689 --> 00:16:17,607 What I have with Stuart is what I want for you and William. 238 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:21,363 - A mature, stable relationship. - But are you happy? 239 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,574 Of course I'm happy. I'm very happy. 240 00:16:24,658 --> 00:16:26,492 Very, very happy. 241 00:16:27,159 --> 00:16:29,453 No, no. Very happy. 242 00:16:30,663 --> 00:16:31,505 Very happy. 243 00:16:31,539 --> 00:16:34,417 - I gotta go. The bus is here. - All right. 244 00:16:40,465 --> 00:16:41,675 Very happy. 245 00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:04,699 There she is. There's my beautiful girl! 246 00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:07,410 Hey! Keep it down. 247 00:17:07,578 --> 00:17:12,082 I will eat your head! I will tear it off, shove it up your ass, 248 00:17:12,166 --> 00:17:15,502 pull it through your mouth, brush my teeth with it, and then eat it! 249 00:17:15,538 --> 00:17:17,337 - I will eat it. - Smitty! 250 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,464 I'm not finished. Eat it! 251 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:22,801 - Dad. - What? 252 00:17:23,635 --> 00:17:26,096 - Apologize to him. - Oh, come on. 253 00:17:26,138 --> 00:17:29,893 I'm serious, Dad. It's just rude. Now. 254 00:17:32,103 --> 00:17:33,770 Do it now, Dad. 255 00:17:36,816 --> 00:17:39,904 Hey, Dave. I'm sorry. 256 00:17:41,863 --> 00:17:43,406 Smitty, I'm working on my appeal over here. 257 00:17:43,491 --> 00:17:45,743 I know, I know. I'm sorry. 258 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:52,165 You see, that's why I love you so much, Baby Bear. 259 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:54,710 You got your mother's good heart. 260 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,422 What's wrong? 261 00:17:58,464 --> 00:18:01,635 No, nothing. William asked me to marry him. 262 00:18:01,885 --> 00:18:03,970 But that's good. That's what you wanted, no? 263 00:18:04,054 --> 00:18:05,305 Yeah. 264 00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:08,558 No. 265 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:12,062 Oh, Dad, I don't know. I just... 266 00:18:13,815 --> 00:18:17,733 I mean, how are you supposed to know when you're with the right person? 267 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:21,071 Just listen to your heart, Baby Bear. 268 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,741 You'll know. 269 00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:28,413 Hey, do you know what I do when I'm feeling blue? 270 00:18:28,496 --> 00:18:31,165 Yeah. You drink homemade toilet wine. 271 00:18:31,249 --> 00:18:32,500 No! 272 00:18:32,668 --> 00:18:36,754 Well, yeah. But I also write in my gratitude journal. 273 00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:39,633 And every day, I write about the things that I have to be grateful for, 274 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,261 like you and your mother. 275 00:18:43,719 --> 00:18:44,971 Oh, here. 276 00:18:45,972 --> 00:18:49,142 "December 25th, Christmas Day. 277 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:53,982 "I am grateful that somebody finally stabbed that cocksucker Rodriguez." 278 00:18:54,314 --> 00:18:55,400 Dad. 279 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:02,323 I'm gonna say yes. 280 00:19:02,365 --> 00:19:03,456 Yes! 281 00:19:03,492 --> 00:19:06,120 I mean, we get along so well, right? 282 00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:09,205 He's so funny. He cracks me up, you guys. 283 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:13,585 I'm gonna say yes. 284 00:19:13,751 --> 00:19:16,255 That's great. Right, Matador? 285 00:19:16,297 --> 00:19:18,340 I think William is kind of a turd. 286 00:19:18,374 --> 00:19:20,467 - Really? - Yeah. 287 00:19:20,842 --> 00:19:25,222 But he's like a turd with a piece of candy in it. 288 00:19:31,061 --> 00:19:33,940 Marriage isn't in our blood. We're circus folk. 289 00:19:34,065 --> 00:19:38,029 Gypsies roaming from big top to big top on the open road. 290 00:19:39,153 --> 00:19:41,656 You guys have been working in the diner since I've known you. 291 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:44,951 Not in here, Katie. Not in here. 292 00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:54,837 Gentlemen, observe. 293 00:20:03,346 --> 00:20:05,681 Can I get you guys anything else? 294 00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,351 Will you marry me? 295 00:20:09,185 --> 00:20:11,312 - Excuse me? - Will you marry me? 296 00:20:12,563 --> 00:20:13,565 Seriously. 297 00:20:13,649 --> 00:20:17,445 Think about it. What could possibly be more romantic 298 00:20:17,569 --> 00:20:20,615 than throwing away your entire life and running off with some handsome, 299 00:20:20,656 --> 00:20:23,993 dark-haired stranger you spotted across a restaurant? 300 00:20:28,248 --> 00:20:30,960 I'm sorry. He's had a lot of syrup. 301 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:34,921 - Okay. - Okay, he's had a lot of syrup? 302 00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,381 Okay, I'll marry you. 303 00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:40,718 What? 304 00:20:40,927 --> 00:20:42,804 Yes. Yes. 305 00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,516 I'll marry you! 306 00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:50,063 Jane! Jane! Will you cover for me? 307 00:20:50,097 --> 00:20:51,147 Where're you going? 308 00:20:52,399 --> 00:20:55,735 I'm getting married! To this guy! 309 00:20:57,488 --> 00:20:59,655 Come on. Come on! 310 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:02,409 Go. Get out of here. I got the bill. 311 00:21:11,627 --> 00:21:12,669 Oh! 312 00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:14,755 Anderson. 313 00:21:15,173 --> 00:21:17,009 - Katie. - Katie. Hi. 314 00:21:23,265 --> 00:21:24,683 Two kisses. 315 00:21:26,601 --> 00:21:29,687 Big rig. Watch this. 316 00:21:31,147 --> 00:21:33,233 Stick that arm up your ass! 317 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:50,876 Got a brand new roof above my head 318 00:21:52,086 --> 00:21:56,007 All the empty boxes thrown away 319 00:21:57,257 --> 00:21:59,761 - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. Yeah. 320 00:22:00,344 --> 00:22:02,847 So years from now, when we're celebrating 321 00:22:02,882 --> 00:22:05,226 our 37th wedding anniversary 322 00:22:07,018 --> 00:22:10,774 and one of our friends asks us about our first date, 323 00:22:10,814 --> 00:22:13,067 is this what we'll talk about? 324 00:22:13,399 --> 00:22:16,320 I guess it is. Yeah. Okay. 325 00:22:16,654 --> 00:22:19,657 And... And then I'll tell them the funny part. 326 00:22:20,074 --> 00:22:20,991 What's the funny part? 327 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,246 That after we talked about it, you stepped in dog shit. 328 00:22:26,665 --> 00:22:29,709 - Oh! I stepped in dog shit! - Yeah. 329 00:22:29,835 --> 00:22:31,503 Why didn't you warn me? You could have warned me. 330 00:22:31,585 --> 00:22:33,589 That would have ruined the story. 331 00:22:33,672 --> 00:22:36,300 Ah, man. Can I borrow your... 332 00:22:36,425 --> 00:22:37,759 Oh, God! Cut it out! 333 00:22:37,844 --> 00:22:39,220 Okay, careful, careful. 334 00:22:49,188 --> 00:22:51,481 I've never been up here before. 335 00:22:51,732 --> 00:22:57,029 Yeah, it's a cool place to come if you want to get an old refrigerator filled with vomit. 336 00:22:57,572 --> 00:22:59,116 I was looking for one of those. 337 00:22:59,158 --> 00:23:01,910 Yeah? Well, I think it's two-for-one day, so... 338 00:23:04,664 --> 00:23:06,373 Look what I've got. 339 00:23:08,334 --> 00:23:09,668 Tetanus? 340 00:23:15,256 --> 00:23:16,966 - This is stupid. - What? 341 00:23:17,593 --> 00:23:21,514 You know, this. Us sitting up here, pretending we're doing something. 342 00:23:21,556 --> 00:23:22,598 It's just stupid. 343 00:23:23,015 --> 00:23:24,184 It is, right? 344 00:23:24,267 --> 00:23:26,143 I mean, obviously we're not getting married. 345 00:23:26,268 --> 00:23:27,395 Obviously. 346 00:23:28,229 --> 00:23:31,734 - Strangers don't get married. - Well, in some cultures they do. 347 00:23:32,233 --> 00:23:34,195 - They do? - But not ours. 348 00:23:34,235 --> 00:23:36,739 Not ours. Other cultures, far-away cultures. 349 00:23:36,989 --> 00:23:39,708 The Kalahari bushmen is one example. 350 00:23:39,742 --> 00:23:42,243 - And my parents did. They did. - They did? 351 00:23:42,278 --> 00:23:43,751 My mom barely knew my dad, 352 00:23:43,787 --> 00:23:45,413 and she got pregnant with me, and they eloped 353 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:48,334 to this weird little place called The House of Wedded Bliss 354 00:23:48,416 --> 00:23:49,418 in Atlantic City. 355 00:23:49,502 --> 00:23:50,753 The House of Wedded Bliss? 356 00:23:50,836 --> 00:23:52,422 Yeah. 357 00:23:53,006 --> 00:23:55,174 Doesn't that sound incredibly romantic? 358 00:23:55,341 --> 00:23:57,927 Sounds like a bad Chinese takeout place. 359 00:24:01,264 --> 00:24:05,269 Yeah, well, I mean, just because they did, doesn't mean that we are, right? 360 00:24:06,521 --> 00:24:10,148 You probably weren't even serious when you asked. 361 00:24:10,272 --> 00:24:11,567 Were you? 362 00:24:12,817 --> 00:24:14,277 Of course not. 363 00:24:17,364 --> 00:24:20,700 You see, that's what I'm talking about. I mean, this whole thing is just... 364 00:24:20,736 --> 00:24:21,744 It's stupid. 365 00:24:24,498 --> 00:24:25,749 - Wait. - I'm sorry. 366 00:24:25,873 --> 00:24:27,291 Wait, wait, wait. What's happening? 367 00:24:27,417 --> 00:24:28,960 I'm just such an idiot. 368 00:24:29,377 --> 00:24:30,754 Are you crying? 369 00:24:30,879 --> 00:24:32,714 - No. - Why are you crying? 370 00:24:33,966 --> 00:24:35,926 I am not crying. 371 00:24:38,136 --> 00:24:40,389 It really looks like you're crying. 372 00:24:40,514 --> 00:24:42,306 Yeah, well, I'm crying now. 373 00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:45,769 Are you satisfied, you asshole? 374 00:24:46,854 --> 00:24:48,480 Hey. Hey, hey. 375 00:24:48,689 --> 00:24:51,067 Hey. Hey, you. 376 00:24:52,026 --> 00:24:54,737 Hey! Hey. 377 00:25:00,661 --> 00:25:02,204 Are you okay? 378 00:25:03,997 --> 00:25:08,669 I can't remember the last time I did that. I don't think I've ever done that. 379 00:25:09,336 --> 00:25:13,089 - Do you want a tissue? - No, I'm fine. I feel incredible. 380 00:25:13,340 --> 00:25:14,340 Really? 381 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,677 Why is that? 382 00:25:17,678 --> 00:25:20,848 - You sure you don't want a tissue? - No, I'm fine. 383 00:25:21,474 --> 00:25:25,604 Anderson, when you asked me to marry you, 384 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:30,233 you probably picked the only girl in the whole world that would say yes. 385 00:25:30,358 --> 00:25:33,152 I don't think that's a coincidence, do you? 386 00:25:34,154 --> 00:25:35,405 I don't know. 387 00:25:35,614 --> 00:25:37,908 - Do you believe in fate? - No. 388 00:25:38,033 --> 00:25:41,662 Neither do I. You see, this was meant to be. 389 00:25:42,245 --> 00:25:43,496 Will you marry me? 390 00:25:44,749 --> 00:25:47,425 You said yes? - Yeah. Well, why not? 391 00:25:47,460 --> 00:25:51,840 You know, I think this is exactly what I need to get my life back on track. 392 00:25:51,923 --> 00:25:53,759 I mean, why can't two strangers get married? 393 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:57,513 - I don't know. Because it's retarded? - Look, you said it yourself. 394 00:25:57,637 --> 00:25:59,889 You said I need to get back out there and meet people. Right? So... 395 00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:01,898 Yeah, meet! Meet! Not marry! 396 00:26:01,933 --> 00:26:04,769 Why can't you just date her for a while like a normal human being? 397 00:26:04,852 --> 00:26:06,730 Look, don't worry. Okay? It's not... 398 00:26:06,855 --> 00:26:09,025 You know, it's not like we're getting married today. 399 00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:11,693 We talked about it, and we decided to take things slow. 400 00:26:11,735 --> 00:26:13,987 - So what's next? - She's moving in with me. 401 00:26:14,071 --> 00:26:15,072 I gotta go. 402 00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:19,369 Okay. Well, good luck with that. 403 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,090 I don't care whether you hear this 404 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:36,678 I don't care if I'm alone here singing songs to myself 405 00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:40,682 There's nobody else around, around 406 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:45,569 Meet you up at the Indian part of the town 407 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:49,608 The town's shut down, the people left with their bags 408 00:26:49,644 --> 00:26:52,778 Their kids so there's not a sound, a sound 409 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:57,373 But I must get from there to here 410 00:26:57,409 --> 00:27:01,996 There's a small voice crying on the other side of the river from here 411 00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,458 It's too late to phone her now 412 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:09,422 William, I have some weird news. It's good news for me. 413 00:27:10,213 --> 00:27:14,802 I can't marry you. I'll explain everything later. I'm so sorry. 414 00:27:14,844 --> 00:27:19,141 I love you... As a friend. Okay, bye. 415 00:27:19,808 --> 00:27:22,894 Just a minute close your eyes 416 00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:27,773 If we settle for this compromise I'll stay with you 417 00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:30,151 The river looks so good tonight 418 00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:32,863 Can I leave a message for 99138? 419 00:27:33,030 --> 00:27:35,949 I don't know what's with your friend 420 00:27:35,991 --> 00:27:38,077 Phone message, Smitty. 421 00:27:39,161 --> 00:27:42,373 She said she'd had enough of playing games 422 00:27:42,408 --> 00:27:45,585 It's from my daughter. She's getting married. 423 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:46,753 Oh, yeah? 424 00:27:46,836 --> 00:27:48,004 It's too bad you're not gonna be there 425 00:27:48,212 --> 00:27:50,422 to walk her down the aisle, big guy. 426 00:28:01,267 --> 00:28:03,604 - What is this? - I'm getting married! 427 00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:06,105 - No, this. - It's a diaphragm. 428 00:28:06,231 --> 00:28:09,527 I know what it is. Not in front of... Please. Please. 429 00:28:09,568 --> 00:28:11,112 - It's her diaphragm. - Stuart! 430 00:28:11,195 --> 00:28:12,863 - Damn it! - Jeez. 431 00:28:13,532 --> 00:28:16,201 - Where are you going? - I told you. I'm getting married. 432 00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:21,830 - You said yes! - Not to William. 433 00:28:22,039 --> 00:28:23,458 Not to William? 434 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,837 His name's Anderson. I met him a couple of hours ago. 435 00:28:27,871 --> 00:28:29,506 A couple of hours ago? 436 00:28:29,714 --> 00:28:32,510 What kind of... What about William? What kind of name is Anderson? 437 00:28:32,635 --> 00:28:35,178 - Use your head here, Katie. - He's black, isn't he? 438 00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:37,931 I have to go. 439 00:28:38,098 --> 00:28:39,642 Don't you think you're being a little impulsive? 440 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:44,604 Yes! That is exactly what I'm being. And guess what? It feels great! 441 00:28:47,148 --> 00:28:49,193 - You ready? - Oh, my God. 442 00:28:49,235 --> 00:28:50,193 Hi. 443 00:28:50,443 --> 00:28:53,364 Hey, there, dude. You must be Anderson. 444 00:28:53,406 --> 00:28:54,408 - No. - Matador. 445 00:28:54,533 --> 00:28:57,744 This is my friend, Matador. He's just giving me a ride. 446 00:28:57,779 --> 00:28:59,580 I like your Jew hat. 447 00:29:07,589 --> 00:29:11,633 Bye, Mom. I'll bring him by for you to meet him tomorrow! 448 00:29:38,369 --> 00:29:40,456 - Can you see? - No. 449 00:29:40,663 --> 00:29:43,374 No problem. You know, this happens all the time. 450 00:30:18,204 --> 00:30:19,497 How can you see? 451 00:30:19,705 --> 00:30:22,960 Just be patient! This will clear up in a second. 452 00:30:23,209 --> 00:30:24,752 Okay, slow down. 453 00:30:25,087 --> 00:30:26,755 - What? - Slow down. 454 00:30:40,185 --> 00:30:43,022 Oh, my! Oh, my! 455 00:30:43,772 --> 00:30:44,773 Oh, my! 456 00:30:46,025 --> 00:30:50,029 I killed that fellow. I killed that fellow with my car! 457 00:30:54,117 --> 00:30:56,620 - Oh, my God, not again. - Anderson? 458 00:30:58,706 --> 00:31:00,039 Vanessa? 459 00:31:03,251 --> 00:31:04,294 Anderson? 460 00:31:07,547 --> 00:31:08,882 Vanessa? 461 00:31:12,261 --> 00:31:13,637 Am I dead? 462 00:31:14,472 --> 00:31:16,557 You're just unconscious. 463 00:31:16,599 --> 00:31:18,100 Does it hurt? 464 00:31:18,934 --> 00:31:20,103 Not really. 465 00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:22,189 Now does it hurt? 466 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:25,359 You're getting married? 467 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:28,986 No! No! No! We're not getting married. We're just... 468 00:31:29,111 --> 00:31:30,655 We're just moving in together. 469 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,281 I thought you loved me. 470 00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:35,826 I do, Vanessa. I do. I'll never love anybody but you. 471 00:31:37,495 --> 00:31:38,747 - Really? - Yeah. 472 00:31:39,957 --> 00:31:41,250 Of course. 473 00:31:45,421 --> 00:31:46,839 Then dump her. 474 00:31:53,304 --> 00:31:55,557 Promise me, Anderson. 475 00:31:59,853 --> 00:32:01,187 I promise. 476 00:32:05,943 --> 00:32:08,111 Touch my lightsaber, Luke. 477 00:32:10,031 --> 00:32:11,366 Touch it! 478 00:32:12,784 --> 00:32:14,368 - What is that? What is that? - It's just ice. 479 00:32:14,452 --> 00:32:15,453 Okay. 480 00:32:20,457 --> 00:32:21,625 Hello. 481 00:32:24,420 --> 00:32:27,882 Katie, would you like to make the introductions? 482 00:32:31,053 --> 00:32:32,929 I hit you with my car. 483 00:32:33,304 --> 00:32:34,598 This is Matador. 484 00:32:34,723 --> 00:32:35,682 Matador. 485 00:32:35,807 --> 00:32:39,352 Here. I got you a small gift. 486 00:32:40,438 --> 00:32:42,649 I didn't have time to wrap it. 487 00:32:43,899 --> 00:32:45,401 It's a Discman. 488 00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:48,529 This is my Discman. 489 00:32:49,739 --> 00:32:51,866 Did you take this from my drawer? 490 00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:53,910 Yes, I did. 491 00:32:56,162 --> 00:32:57,371 Okay. 492 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:01,750 Matador, could you do me a giant favor? 493 00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:03,212 Yeah. 494 00:33:03,254 --> 00:33:08,175 Is there some way that you could not press your balls into my shin? 495 00:33:10,469 --> 00:33:13,389 - Can do. - Thank you. Thank you. 496 00:33:13,424 --> 00:33:14,848 - Yeah. - Thanks. 497 00:33:16,726 --> 00:33:18,144 Are you okay? 498 00:33:18,185 --> 00:33:22,774 Well, I thought he was abrupt, but I'll be fine. 499 00:33:28,697 --> 00:33:31,034 Yeah, I think... I think I'll be okay. 500 00:33:36,455 --> 00:33:37,707 Matador. 501 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,211 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Very good. 502 00:33:42,836 --> 00:33:43,879 Okay. 503 00:33:45,214 --> 00:33:46,590 Take care, now. 504 00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:48,218 I will. 505 00:33:49,092 --> 00:33:50,637 He seems nice. 506 00:33:51,596 --> 00:33:54,683 - Does it hurt? - No, it's fine. 507 00:33:54,807 --> 00:33:58,436 - You're so brave. - Listen. Listen, Katie... 508 00:33:58,646 --> 00:34:01,189 - Hey, where's your bedroom? - Bedroom? 509 00:34:01,314 --> 00:34:02,776 Yeah. I need to put this somewhere. 510 00:34:02,983 --> 00:34:05,492 - What's this? - My clothes. 511 00:34:05,528 --> 00:34:08,197 - Your clothes? - Yeah, you know, for wearing. 512 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,074 Oh, clothes. 513 00:34:10,114 --> 00:34:13,327 Right. I thought you said "cloves." Cloves. 514 00:34:13,452 --> 00:34:16,080 And I was like, "Cloves, that's a weird thing to pack." 515 00:34:16,122 --> 00:34:19,125 Okay, yeah. You found the bedroom. 516 00:34:21,629 --> 00:34:24,172 So, yup. So this... This is the bedroom. This is the bedroom. 517 00:34:24,296 --> 00:34:26,424 I should probably clean up a little. 518 00:34:26,459 --> 00:34:28,094 Good. Good. 519 00:34:28,219 --> 00:34:31,680 So listen, I was thinking about everything and how great this is, 520 00:34:31,806 --> 00:34:33,995 but it's all happening so fast, and I was afraid 521 00:34:34,029 --> 00:34:36,185 that maybe you thought it was happening too fast. 522 00:34:36,394 --> 00:34:37,776 That's what makes it so exciting. 523 00:34:37,812 --> 00:34:41,022 Exactly. Exactly. That's what I was exactly going to say. 524 00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,816 Because personally, I couldn't be more thrilled. 525 00:34:42,852 --> 00:34:44,193 Well, you seem really nervous. 526 00:34:44,277 --> 00:34:47,614 Really? No, no, no. I don't... That's weird. I don't get nervous. 527 00:34:47,697 --> 00:34:51,367 I just express joy by sweating on occasion. 528 00:34:51,702 --> 00:34:53,752 - Who's Vanessa? - Who? 529 00:34:53,787 --> 00:34:56,373 You said "Vanessa" right before you passed out. 530 00:34:56,540 --> 00:34:59,041 - I did? - Oh, is this her? 531 00:34:59,376 --> 00:35:02,546 No. No, that's not her. I don't know who that is. 532 00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:05,299 That's... That picture came with the frame. 533 00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:07,509 But you're in the picture. 534 00:35:09,721 --> 00:35:12,306 Yeah, there I am, right there. I know. 535 00:35:12,473 --> 00:35:14,976 That's because I used to do some modeling when I was younger. 536 00:35:15,010 --> 00:35:16,561 - Really? - Yes, I did. 537 00:35:16,644 --> 00:35:19,064 I did some picture frame modeling 538 00:35:19,147 --> 00:35:20,607 back when that whole "regular guy" phase 539 00:35:20,815 --> 00:35:23,319 was sweeping the picture frame modeling industry. 540 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,196 - That is so cool. - Yeah. 541 00:35:35,789 --> 00:35:37,874 The telephone's ringing. 542 00:35:42,881 --> 00:35:44,054 Should I get it? 543 00:35:44,089 --> 00:35:46,718 No. No, no, no. It's my mom. I'll call her back. 544 00:35:46,752 --> 00:35:49,012 - Oh, should I say hi? - That's okay. 545 00:35:49,220 --> 00:35:51,514 No, really, it's weird. I mean, I should say hi, right? 546 00:35:51,723 --> 00:35:54,560 No, no. That's... I got it. I got it. 547 00:35:54,595 --> 00:35:57,187 Hello, Mom? Hi. Hi! 548 00:35:57,939 --> 00:36:00,273 Oh, same old, same old. How are you guys? 549 00:36:00,398 --> 00:36:02,609 If she wants to talk to me, I'm here. 550 00:36:02,901 --> 00:36:06,279 Yeah, listen. No. Everything is... Everything is... 551 00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:07,281 Everything is good. 552 00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:08,949 Okay, sweetie. 553 00:36:09,449 --> 00:36:10,451 Yeah. 554 00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:11,536 I gotta go, Mom. I love you. 555 00:36:11,702 --> 00:36:14,872 Yeah. Love you. See you tomorrow, then. 556 00:36:14,997 --> 00:36:16,416 Okay. See you tomorrow. 557 00:36:17,875 --> 00:36:19,044 Bye-bye. 558 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:23,847 How's Anderson? 559 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:27,385 Fine, I guess. He says he has a surprise for us. 560 00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:29,471 He's coming over tomorrow. 561 00:36:30,097 --> 00:36:32,057 What's he doing tomorrow? 562 00:36:33,850 --> 00:36:35,060 Coming. 563 00:36:36,479 --> 00:36:37,980 He's what? 564 00:36:41,943 --> 00:36:43,277 Coming. 565 00:36:47,531 --> 00:36:49,827 I can give you what you want 566 00:36:51,494 --> 00:36:52,744 I can make your heart beat short 567 00:36:52,780 --> 00:36:54,206 I'm scared. 568 00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:57,542 Give me that, little girl. 569 00:36:57,876 --> 00:37:01,838 I'm just a little girl. I'm a little girl. 570 00:37:07,636 --> 00:37:11,016 - Anderson? - Just a minute! Just a minute. 571 00:37:11,051 --> 00:37:14,352 I can be the sauce you crave 572 00:37:15,144 --> 00:37:18,273 I can spell what you can't say 573 00:37:19,065 --> 00:37:22,986 Chocolate flavored love theme treat that treats you so mean 574 00:37:23,021 --> 00:37:25,738 Covering your nights and days 575 00:37:26,865 --> 00:37:30,077 Let me give you what you'd like 576 00:37:30,911 --> 00:37:33,872 I can make your mouth run dry 577 00:37:34,664 --> 00:37:38,376 Drink me like a liquor, c'mon and dip your dipper 578 00:37:38,461 --> 00:37:42,049 Show me what you're here for, guy 579 00:37:45,552 --> 00:37:48,805 - Anderson? Anderson? - Coming. 580 00:37:50,139 --> 00:37:51,224 Okay. 581 00:37:52,683 --> 00:37:57,647 Listen. Listen, Katie. I think you're really neat. Okay, I do. 582 00:37:57,688 --> 00:38:00,115 But I just... 583 00:38:00,150 --> 00:38:04,071 I can't. I can't, 'cause I made a promise to somebody. 584 00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,156 And... 585 00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:10,078 "I think you're really neat"? God. 586 00:38:14,916 --> 00:38:20,380 What you want I can give you what you want 587 00:38:22,590 --> 00:38:28,179 What you want I can give you what you want 588 00:38:28,429 --> 00:38:30,683 What you want I can 589 00:38:30,975 --> 00:38:33,478 Oh, God! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, sorry. 590 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,563 No, Anderson. It's okay. 591 00:38:35,646 --> 00:38:36,689 Turn around. 592 00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:46,448 So what did your mom say? 593 00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:49,125 Oh, yeah. Well, she... 594 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:54,374 I was thinking that we could go over there and meet them before we... 595 00:38:54,409 --> 00:38:55,792 Get married? 596 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,713 If you want to put a label on it. 597 00:38:59,130 --> 00:39:02,133 Great, 'cause I told my mom we'd go over to visit her tomorrow, too. 598 00:39:02,216 --> 00:39:04,886 Great. That's great. 599 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:08,807 I was thinking we could take a bus over to my folks' house. 600 00:39:08,890 --> 00:39:14,021 - I like buses. - That's good. 'Cause it's a bus. It's a bus. 601 00:39:17,566 --> 00:39:18,734 Minty. 602 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:23,195 Well, that's toothpaste for you. That's just classic toothpaste. 603 00:39:26,658 --> 00:39:27,951 Oh, God! 604 00:39:28,202 --> 00:39:31,497 - It's in my eye! It hurts! - I'm sorry. I swallowed some. Sorry. 605 00:39:31,663 --> 00:39:32,539 It's really burning. 606 00:39:32,664 --> 00:39:34,291 Did you wanna go in... The bathroom's right there. 607 00:39:34,375 --> 00:39:37,920 - Where? - Yup, this way. Yes. Yeah, you got it. 608 00:39:38,629 --> 00:39:41,048 Maybe I should go out and get some saline solution. 609 00:39:41,084 --> 00:39:42,382 No. I'm fine. 610 00:39:42,507 --> 00:39:44,933 Yeah, but maybe I should go, you know, 611 00:39:44,969 --> 00:39:47,388 get some saline or eye drops or something. 612 00:39:47,430 --> 00:39:48,889 No, really. 613 00:39:50,975 --> 00:39:52,852 I'll go get some saline. 614 00:39:54,103 --> 00:39:58,150 - Okay. Okay. Okay. - Okay. Slow down. What's the problem? 615 00:39:58,233 --> 00:40:00,528 I think she wants to have sex with me. 616 00:40:00,736 --> 00:40:02,822 I'm gonna call 911. 617 00:40:02,864 --> 00:40:06,324 I'm so embarrassed. I mean, I feel like such an idiot. 618 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:09,828 - Maybe you just came on a little strong. - Oh, God. 619 00:40:09,870 --> 00:40:12,332 A couple hours ago, she was moving in. 620 00:40:12,457 --> 00:40:13,624 All your problems were solved, 621 00:40:13,832 --> 00:40:15,793 rainbows were shooting out of your ass. What happened? 622 00:40:16,127 --> 00:40:19,047 Nothing. Nothing. She's great. She's great. It's just... 623 00:40:19,214 --> 00:40:20,257 What? 624 00:40:20,423 --> 00:40:23,718 - What would Vanessa say? Huh? - Oh, buddy. 625 00:40:23,802 --> 00:40:26,429 I was just trying to be spontaneous, you know? 626 00:40:26,555 --> 00:40:28,391 He probably thinks I'm such a freak. 627 00:40:28,808 --> 00:40:31,393 No. Trust me. You're not a freak. 628 00:40:31,727 --> 00:40:36,481 Hold on. Help. Help. Help me. 629 00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:38,568 I've got to go. He's here. 630 00:40:40,570 --> 00:40:42,446 - Hi. - Hi. Hi. 631 00:40:43,489 --> 00:40:46,785 They were out of saline, so I got you some Q-tips 632 00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:48,995 and some zit cream. 633 00:40:49,371 --> 00:40:53,000 So you can do with that what you please. 634 00:40:54,668 --> 00:40:55,753 How's your head? 635 00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,629 - Oh, sorry. - No, it's okay. 636 00:41:02,342 --> 00:41:03,844 My eye is fine. 637 00:41:03,969 --> 00:41:05,805 Right. How's your eye? 638 00:41:07,931 --> 00:41:09,558 - It's fine. - Good. 639 00:41:33,249 --> 00:41:34,335 Wow. 640 00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:38,088 - Wowee. - Wowee dowee doo. 641 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,260 Doowee wowie booby. 642 00:41:46,598 --> 00:41:51,062 Well, I think we better get to bed. I think it's time for... 643 00:41:51,145 --> 00:41:54,397 Not... I mean, not that kind of bed. Not that kind of bed. 644 00:41:54,481 --> 00:41:57,234 I mean... I mean, like, sleepy time. Sleepy bed. 645 00:41:57,817 --> 00:41:58,818 'Cause... 646 00:41:59,193 --> 00:42:02,322 'Cause I... You know. 'Cause your eye and my head and... 647 00:42:02,357 --> 00:42:03,740 Well, if we have any more physical contact, 648 00:42:03,783 --> 00:42:06,244 I think one of us might actually die. So... 649 00:42:33,438 --> 00:42:36,608 So the weekend came and went 650 00:42:36,733 --> 00:42:38,403 - I'm sorry. Sorry. - It's all right. 651 00:42:38,444 --> 00:42:40,530 - Go back to sleep. I'm sorry. - It's all right. 652 00:42:42,156 --> 00:42:47,328 Sunday afternoon's a memory 653 00:42:49,663 --> 00:42:52,750 She was just lying there 654 00:42:53,167 --> 00:42:56,921 Sleeping softly in a chair 655 00:43:01,885 --> 00:43:02,929 Are you almost ready? 656 00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:05,307 I told Mom we'd be there in, like, half an hour. 657 00:43:05,848 --> 00:43:07,933 She's gonna love you! 658 00:43:10,228 --> 00:43:11,645 Fourth word! 659 00:43:14,316 --> 00:43:17,818 You're holding hands. You're holding hands. 660 00:43:17,853 --> 00:43:19,779 You're with friends. You're skip... 661 00:43:19,904 --> 00:43:22,074 Wizard of Oz! The Wizard of Oz! 662 00:43:25,535 --> 00:43:28,331 Diving? The Greg Louganis Story? 663 00:43:32,627 --> 00:43:34,128 Flashdance! 664 00:43:36,339 --> 00:43:37,631 Airplane! 665 00:43:40,259 --> 00:43:41,136 Him? 666 00:43:41,511 --> 00:43:43,221 Her? When a Man Loves a Woman! 667 00:43:43,386 --> 00:43:44,555 Sound of Music! 668 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:45,890 Philadelphia! 669 00:43:45,973 --> 00:43:48,185 Deep Throat! Deep Throat! 670 00:43:48,226 --> 00:43:49,853 Oh, sorry. 671 00:43:50,478 --> 00:43:52,355 Okay. You know what? You know what, dear? 672 00:43:52,391 --> 00:43:54,234 We give up. Why don't you just tell us? 673 00:43:55,734 --> 00:43:58,488 - That was The Apple Dumpling Gang. - Oh. 674 00:44:03,826 --> 00:44:05,912 It's not an easy one. So... 675 00:44:07,289 --> 00:44:08,289 It was really good. 676 00:44:08,415 --> 00:44:11,917 Thanks. Thanks. Thank you. I'm sorry... Thanks. 677 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,254 - You're so good. Yeah. It was hard. - I thought it... 678 00:44:14,712 --> 00:44:16,799 - I thought it made sense. - It was good. 679 00:44:17,006 --> 00:44:18,675 - It was a tough one, so... - Yeah. 680 00:44:18,716 --> 00:44:23,472 And then a few years ago, I was in a toy store and I had a thought. 681 00:44:24,431 --> 00:44:29,271 What if there was a line of stuffed animals specifically for Jewish children? 682 00:44:30,104 --> 00:44:32,773 And that's when the Jewnicorn was born. 683 00:44:35,151 --> 00:44:36,402 Listen. 684 00:44:47,999 --> 00:44:50,499 Well, Anderson, what do you think? 685 00:44:52,711 --> 00:44:53,753 Wow. 686 00:44:55,463 --> 00:44:56,464 Wow. 687 00:44:58,259 --> 00:45:00,094 I think it's very... 688 00:45:05,891 --> 00:45:07,184 Specific. 689 00:45:09,145 --> 00:45:11,231 In a good way, of course. 690 00:45:11,355 --> 00:45:14,150 So, Anderson, what is it you do? 691 00:45:14,234 --> 00:45:16,778 Oh, Anderson's between jobs right now, Mom. 692 00:45:16,820 --> 00:45:18,154 - Oh, he's between jobs? - Yeah. 693 00:45:18,196 --> 00:45:19,280 I see. 694 00:45:19,865 --> 00:45:22,826 You know, maybe you'd like to go downstairs to the basement 695 00:45:22,862 --> 00:45:25,579 and see where Stuart makes all his little toys. 696 00:45:26,371 --> 00:45:28,165 - Mom, no. Why? - Well, yeah. Yes, yeah. 697 00:45:28,206 --> 00:45:30,230 Oh, I think he'd be interested. 698 00:45:30,265 --> 00:45:32,253 Especially if you like googly eyes. 699 00:45:32,336 --> 00:45:34,588 - As a matter of fact, I do like googly eyes. - Okay. 700 00:45:34,623 --> 00:45:37,342 That does it. Follow me, young man. 701 00:45:37,716 --> 00:45:40,053 Santa's not the only one with a workshop. 702 00:45:40,178 --> 00:45:42,931 - Wow. - What do you think? 703 00:45:51,650 --> 00:45:53,651 - What is this? - Jewla-Hoop. 704 00:45:55,654 --> 00:45:57,279 Doesn't really work. 705 00:45:57,404 --> 00:45:59,822 Kind of like you, right, Anderson? 706 00:46:07,582 --> 00:46:08,833 William. 707 00:46:09,416 --> 00:46:11,752 I thought you two should speak. 708 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:17,801 I've been here this whole time. Been watching you with him. 709 00:46:17,926 --> 00:46:20,054 I mean, what do you even see in that loser? 710 00:46:20,263 --> 00:46:23,182 He doesn't even know how to do The Apple Dumpling Gang. 711 00:46:23,217 --> 00:46:27,103 Apple. Dump. Ling. Gang. 712 00:46:27,143 --> 00:46:28,603 That's The Apple Dumpling Gang, okay? 713 00:46:28,644 --> 00:46:31,147 That's the motherfucking Apple Dumpling Gang! 714 00:46:33,818 --> 00:46:37,989 William, you are really, really good at charades, 715 00:46:38,114 --> 00:46:41,033 and nobody can ever take that away from you. 716 00:46:41,742 --> 00:46:44,078 I had a whole life planned for us. 717 00:46:44,121 --> 00:46:49,127 You know, a big house, three kids, two boys and a girl, you know? 718 00:46:49,377 --> 00:46:50,377 I know. 719 00:46:50,503 --> 00:46:53,254 Conner, Tanner and Ashley. I'm sorry. 720 00:46:53,588 --> 00:46:54,923 I'm not gay. 721 00:46:55,966 --> 00:46:57,342 What? 722 00:46:57,425 --> 00:46:58,469 What? 723 00:47:01,639 --> 00:47:04,266 - I think you should go. - Oh, yeah. 724 00:47:04,684 --> 00:47:06,394 Okay. I'll go. 725 00:47:06,561 --> 00:47:09,689 But this ball isn't over, Cinderella. 726 00:47:10,148 --> 00:47:11,400 'Cause, oh... 727 00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,321 Oh, I'm still dancing. 728 00:47:17,157 --> 00:47:20,701 Do you hear me? I'm still dancing! Check it. 729 00:47:20,993 --> 00:47:24,662 I'm still dancing. Who's still dancing? I'm a dancing fool, yeah! 730 00:47:24,697 --> 00:47:25,831 Did you hear that? 731 00:47:48,687 --> 00:47:49,856 Got it. 732 00:47:59,700 --> 00:48:04,038 We should get going, 'cause we're gonna see Anderson's parents. 733 00:48:04,580 --> 00:48:06,123 - I'll grab our jackets. - Okay. 734 00:48:06,165 --> 00:48:11,964 Okay, well, this has been fun. So, thank you. 735 00:48:20,012 --> 00:48:23,100 I think they really liked you. I do, I could tell. 736 00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:25,811 Especially my mom. My mom loved you. 737 00:48:26,894 --> 00:48:29,357 - Really? - Yeah, definitely. 738 00:48:29,982 --> 00:48:33,277 'Cause I got the impression she thought I was a loser. 739 00:48:33,319 --> 00:48:34,953 Why would you say that? 740 00:48:34,988 --> 00:48:39,409 When you were in the bathroom, your mom said she thought I was a loser. 741 00:48:44,913 --> 00:48:47,166 I thought you were great. 742 00:48:47,333 --> 00:48:48,585 Really? 743 00:48:48,918 --> 00:48:50,420 Yeah, really. 744 00:48:55,258 --> 00:48:57,928 Well, I think you're pretty great, too. 745 00:49:01,515 --> 00:49:05,604 - Sorry. - Do you want to sit down? 746 00:49:05,646 --> 00:49:07,689 Okay. Thanks. 747 00:49:10,441 --> 00:49:12,319 - Thank you. - Sure thing. 748 00:49:16,072 --> 00:49:17,282 May I? 749 00:49:30,797 --> 00:49:32,049 Wow. 750 00:49:33,716 --> 00:49:36,217 Anderson, you have to feel this. 751 00:49:37,637 --> 00:49:38,888 Okay. 752 00:49:41,099 --> 00:49:46,270 Wow. I think I felt a kick. Do you mind if I take a listen? 753 00:49:48,774 --> 00:49:49,650 Wow. 754 00:49:52,946 --> 00:49:55,072 - When are you due? - I'm not pregnant. 755 00:49:56,115 --> 00:49:58,993 This is my stop. Getting off, getting off, getting off! 756 00:49:59,619 --> 00:50:02,831 Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me. Excuse me. 757 00:50:03,498 --> 00:50:05,456 Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. 758 00:50:09,837 --> 00:50:11,506 - I feel terrible. - That is your fault. 759 00:50:11,589 --> 00:50:12,757 - Oh, my God. - That is your fault. 760 00:50:39,076 --> 00:50:40,286 Anderson! 761 00:50:40,327 --> 00:50:42,580 Hey, there, skipper! Hey! 762 00:50:43,623 --> 00:50:45,458 Who's the good-looking potato? 763 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:48,629 Mom, Dad, I want you to meet Katie, my... 764 00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,464 - Fiancee. - My fiancee. 765 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:52,300 Fiancee? 766 00:50:52,842 --> 00:50:53,844 Well... 767 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,139 - Well... - Congratulations! 768 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:03,519 Hot dog! Hot dog, I say! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 769 00:51:04,979 --> 00:51:07,440 I think Monitor approves, too. 770 00:51:08,982 --> 00:51:10,193 The dog! 771 00:51:29,338 --> 00:51:30,756 Should we go inside? 772 00:51:39,933 --> 00:51:43,144 I've got to hand it to you, skipper. She's a peach. 773 00:51:44,813 --> 00:51:47,024 Yeah. I guess you think I'm being pretty foolish, huh? 774 00:51:47,106 --> 00:51:48,983 Why should I think that? 775 00:51:49,817 --> 00:51:52,945 Because I just met Katie, and we hardly know each other. 776 00:51:52,980 --> 00:51:56,040 You've got your whole lives to get to know each other. 777 00:51:56,074 --> 00:51:59,954 - What if I don't like what I get to know? - Oh, that's just nerves talking. 778 00:52:00,789 --> 00:52:04,959 I remember just before I got married, your grandpa and I walked our dog, 779 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,463 had a little conversation about the birds and the bees. 780 00:52:08,505 --> 00:52:09,590 I tell you, 781 00:52:09,715 --> 00:52:13,051 when he told me what he told me, I just about fell down. 782 00:52:13,093 --> 00:52:14,052 Yeah. 783 00:52:14,177 --> 00:52:16,389 I think I pretty much know everything about that stuff, Dad. 784 00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:19,475 Oh, of course you do. Of course you do. You're a grown man. 785 00:52:20,183 --> 00:52:22,776 About time that I started treating you like one. 786 00:52:22,811 --> 00:52:26,315 So I guess I don't have to tell you what this is for. 787 00:52:29,610 --> 00:52:32,531 I've had this cock ring since my Navy days. 788 00:52:33,364 --> 00:52:36,325 I got it from a $3 whore in Shanghai. 789 00:52:37,743 --> 00:52:42,291 Wow, that's a really nice... 790 00:52:44,627 --> 00:52:46,253 It's a nice ring. 791 00:52:46,503 --> 00:52:48,963 - Cock ring, Son. - Cock ring. Cock ring. 792 00:52:49,006 --> 00:52:51,432 Yeah. I don't know what it is, 793 00:52:51,466 --> 00:52:54,428 ever since I left the service I've been having trouble 794 00:52:54,512 --> 00:52:56,847 with firing my torpedoes too soon. 795 00:52:58,516 --> 00:53:00,267 If you take my meaning. 796 00:53:00,350 --> 00:53:01,352 I think I do, Dad. 797 00:53:01,436 --> 00:53:04,272 - Premature ejaculation. - Okay. Okay. 798 00:53:05,106 --> 00:53:06,775 - Son. - Yeah. 799 00:53:08,444 --> 00:53:10,279 I want you to have it. 800 00:53:11,989 --> 00:53:14,365 I want you to have my cock ring. 801 00:53:20,288 --> 00:53:22,290 I don't know what to say. 802 00:53:30,883 --> 00:53:32,302 Knock, knock. 803 00:53:32,969 --> 00:53:36,641 I'm sorry, Smitty. I just wanted to borrow your Dirt Devil. 804 00:54:04,044 --> 00:54:06,004 Dinner was terrific, Mrs. Wells. 805 00:54:06,129 --> 00:54:09,340 Oh, no, I won't have any of that. We're family now. 806 00:54:10,299 --> 00:54:13,261 I'd like you to call me Mommy. 807 00:54:15,012 --> 00:54:16,138 Okay. 808 00:54:17,183 --> 00:54:19,684 I suppose Anderson told you all about Vanessa? 809 00:54:19,851 --> 00:54:22,354 Oh. No. Yeah. I mean, he did. 810 00:54:24,190 --> 00:54:25,275 Mommy. 811 00:54:26,526 --> 00:54:30,531 He really loved her. I suppose we all did. 812 00:54:31,780 --> 00:54:34,534 I thought of that girl as one of my own. 813 00:54:35,786 --> 00:54:37,495 Why did they break up? 814 00:54:37,912 --> 00:54:41,832 Break up? Oh, heavens, they didn't break up. 815 00:54:44,335 --> 00:54:47,797 She died, poor little thing. 816 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,843 Her heart just gave out the night he proposed. 817 00:54:51,803 --> 00:54:53,054 Oh, my God! 818 00:54:53,512 --> 00:54:57,641 Some folks around here blame Anderson, the way he surprised her and all. 819 00:54:57,683 --> 00:54:59,060 I know I do. 820 00:55:00,437 --> 00:55:03,396 When she went, it just about tore this family apart. 821 00:55:03,521 --> 00:55:06,442 There were nights I thought about sticking Daddy's service revolver 822 00:55:06,567 --> 00:55:10,905 in my mouth and pulling the trigger, just so I could be with her in heaven. 823 00:55:11,073 --> 00:55:13,283 Mrs. Wells, I'm not trying to take Vanessa's... 824 00:55:13,366 --> 00:55:15,202 Don't you say her name. 825 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:18,121 I will cut you. 826 00:55:19,623 --> 00:55:22,500 We're home, Mother. Where are you girls hiding? 827 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:25,504 We're just having a little girl talk, Daddy. 828 00:55:27,506 --> 00:55:29,801 Oh, how was your walk, sweetheart? 829 00:55:29,968 --> 00:55:31,343 - Very nice. - Hi, honey. 830 00:55:34,181 --> 00:55:37,767 I don't know what you said to my mom, but whatever it was, it worked. 831 00:55:37,893 --> 00:55:39,603 She loved you. 832 00:55:39,685 --> 00:55:43,106 And believe me, my mom's not always as sweet as she looks. 833 00:55:43,190 --> 00:55:46,360 - Really? - No, really. I know it's hard to believe. 834 00:55:47,694 --> 00:55:50,949 Don't you have anything you want to tell me? 835 00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:52,617 Yeah. 836 00:55:54,369 --> 00:55:56,329 Yeah, there is. 837 00:56:00,708 --> 00:56:02,960 You look really nice tonight. 838 00:56:04,671 --> 00:56:06,464 You're a real jerk. 839 00:56:10,093 --> 00:56:11,929 Are we about to have our first fight? 840 00:56:12,054 --> 00:56:13,429 'Cause if we are, you think we can finish it 841 00:56:13,554 --> 00:56:16,100 before we get to your friend's house? 842 00:56:17,727 --> 00:56:19,186 Or it could wait. 843 00:56:19,812 --> 00:56:21,647 I just don't understand. 844 00:56:21,897 --> 00:56:24,317 Why didn't you tell me about Vanessa when I asked? 845 00:56:24,442 --> 00:56:27,076 - Who's Vanessa? - She was my girlfriend. 846 00:56:27,112 --> 00:56:30,029 - His fiancee. - Okay, technically, she never said yes. 847 00:56:30,065 --> 00:56:31,407 She died. 848 00:56:31,532 --> 00:56:32,950 Did you kill her? 849 00:56:33,033 --> 00:56:34,159 No. 850 00:56:34,744 --> 00:56:36,412 That's not what your mother says. 851 00:56:36,538 --> 00:56:39,207 Look, I was gonna tell you. Okay? Okay? But... 852 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:42,127 But what? I mean, you're still in love with her? 853 00:56:49,468 --> 00:56:51,971 You're in love with a dead girl! 854 00:56:52,012 --> 00:56:53,847 - You freak! - Freak? 855 00:56:54,347 --> 00:56:57,018 Freak? I'm the freak? I'm the freak? 856 00:56:57,143 --> 00:56:59,228 What kind of person accepts a marriage proposal 857 00:56:59,271 --> 00:57:00,986 from a complete stranger? Freak! 858 00:57:01,022 --> 00:57:03,489 Well, what kind of a person asks? Freak! 859 00:57:03,525 --> 00:57:05,861 - Stop calling me freak! - Stop being one, you freak! 860 00:57:05,944 --> 00:57:08,864 Okay. Okay. I don't care what you think about me, 861 00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:10,198 just leave her out of it. 862 00:57:10,282 --> 00:57:14,202 Her? Her? You can't even say her name! 863 00:57:14,285 --> 00:57:16,622 It's Vanessa, you asshole! 864 00:57:16,706 --> 00:57:20,584 And she's dead! Dead, dead, dead! 865 00:57:27,842 --> 00:57:31,804 Wow. That was harsh, harsh, harsh. 866 00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:51,492 Wouldn't be the first time love made a fool of me 867 00:57:54,119 --> 00:58:00,669 Wouldn't even care but now you're here to see 868 00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:10,011 It comes as no surprise 869 00:58:10,845 --> 00:58:14,307 Just leave the light on 870 00:58:22,275 --> 00:58:28,447 What I wouldn't give if you could have it all 871 00:58:31,535 --> 00:58:34,036 Sun is going down 872 00:58:34,121 --> 00:58:37,958 The bed that breaks the fall 873 00:58:42,336 --> 00:58:47,134 Cradle and the bough 874 00:58:47,634 --> 00:58:54,601 So you can take comfort now 875 00:58:57,519 --> 00:59:04,361 You can take comfort now 876 00:59:10,450 --> 00:59:11,451 Hey. 877 00:59:11,993 --> 00:59:13,119 Hey. 878 00:59:13,494 --> 00:59:15,581 We split up to look for you. 879 00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:33,682 You know, when I was a kid, I didn't have many friends. 880 00:59:33,808 --> 00:59:35,269 You're kidding? 881 00:59:35,518 --> 00:59:38,813 Nope. It's the truth. I don't know why. 882 00:59:40,273 --> 00:59:43,151 Perhaps 'cause I was into different things than the other kids. 883 00:59:43,193 --> 00:59:46,529 Acrobats, strongmen, makeup, that sort of thing. 884 00:59:46,564 --> 00:59:48,664 Right. That sort of thing. 885 00:59:48,698 --> 00:59:52,118 But I didn't let it bother me, you know, because I knew what I loved. 886 00:59:52,203 --> 00:59:53,621 The circus? 887 00:59:59,378 --> 01:00:02,214 You know, the circus is a lot like love. 888 01:00:03,464 --> 01:00:04,715 Oh? How so? 889 01:00:04,799 --> 01:00:09,930 Well, if it's a good one, it's a really good one, it's beautiful 890 01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:15,351 and terrifying and magical, all at the same time. 891 01:00:18,438 --> 01:00:20,906 And you wouldn't give up on the circus just because 892 01:00:20,942 --> 01:00:25,071 once in a while a girl falls off the high wire, snaps her neck. 893 01:00:28,157 --> 01:00:30,492 Oh, dead girls. 894 01:00:31,493 --> 01:00:34,037 Sensitive subject. I'm sorry. 895 01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:42,756 Morning. 896 01:00:50,849 --> 01:00:53,726 "Prison escape." Honey? 897 01:01:03,485 --> 01:01:04,904 No, thanks. 898 01:01:07,407 --> 01:01:09,951 I thought that maybe you could open it for me. 899 01:01:10,036 --> 01:01:11,036 Oh. 900 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:12,871 Stuart? 901 01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:15,206 Stuart? 902 01:01:17,126 --> 01:01:18,627 Hiya, Little Bear. 903 01:01:19,044 --> 01:01:21,964 What the hell are you doing here? Stuart, honey, are you okay? 904 01:01:22,048 --> 01:01:25,383 - Ducky. - Smitty, what did you do? 905 01:01:25,425 --> 01:01:29,180 You think I would miss walking my little girl down that aisle? 906 01:01:29,388 --> 01:01:31,474 - Where is she? - Ran off with her loser boyfriend. 907 01:01:31,557 --> 01:01:34,477 Hey! You shut up, all right, pal? 908 01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:36,062 Did she say where she was going? 909 01:01:38,357 --> 01:01:44,613 No! I don't know. No. No! Get away from me. Oh, my God. 910 01:01:51,871 --> 01:01:52,955 Hey. 911 01:01:55,792 --> 01:01:57,585 Hey! Hey! 912 01:01:58,002 --> 01:02:00,630 This is all your fault. You chased her away! 913 01:02:00,756 --> 01:02:02,131 Lois, please, you're getting... 914 01:02:02,173 --> 01:02:03,674 Emotional? 915 01:02:03,715 --> 01:02:05,892 You're right. I'm getting good and goddamned emotional. 916 01:02:05,927 --> 01:02:08,847 And what the hell are you going to do about it, you tiny, tiny man? 917 01:02:09,014 --> 01:02:11,767 - Easy, Little Bear. Easy. - You spineless little noodle. 918 01:02:11,933 --> 01:02:15,229 Easy, Lois. Now, come on. Let's go find our baby. 919 01:02:16,313 --> 01:02:19,192 All right. Let me go get dressed, Big Bear. 920 01:02:19,817 --> 01:02:21,777 Let me help, Little Bear. 921 01:02:35,875 --> 01:02:38,045 Hey! What's that? 922 01:02:38,128 --> 01:02:39,380 Nothing. 923 01:02:48,889 --> 01:02:50,724 Take care, Matador. 924 01:02:58,399 --> 01:03:01,236 - Hey. - You never gave me a key. 925 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:03,404 Right. 926 01:03:07,577 --> 01:03:11,372 I just need to pack up my shit and you'll never see me again. 927 01:03:27,972 --> 01:03:30,016 Can I get a taxi, please? 928 01:03:30,058 --> 01:03:31,809 What is the address? 929 01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:33,937 - 6 New Lane. - 6 New Lane. 930 01:03:34,063 --> 01:03:39,526 - Apartment... Don't go. - Apartment... What? 931 01:03:40,778 --> 01:03:43,030 I like you and I don't want you to go. 932 01:03:43,404 --> 01:03:44,364 Hello? 933 01:03:44,781 --> 01:03:47,166 Hold on. What did you say? 934 01:03:47,200 --> 01:03:49,286 I like you and I don't want you to go. 935 01:03:49,322 --> 01:03:50,746 You don't like me. 936 01:03:50,912 --> 01:03:54,249 - Don't tell me who I like. Screw you! - Screw you! 937 01:03:54,291 --> 01:03:55,627 - Screw you! - No, screw you! 938 01:03:55,710 --> 01:04:00,632 God, you're impossible! You are pig-headed. You are stubborn. 939 01:04:01,634 --> 01:04:02,718 You don't even warn a guy 940 01:04:02,801 --> 01:04:04,636 when he's about to step in dog shit. What is that? 941 01:04:04,672 --> 01:04:06,471 Ever since I met you, I've been a total wreck. 942 01:04:06,555 --> 01:04:09,557 Even more of a wreck than usual. And screw you, I like you! 943 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:14,144 Yeah? Well, you're a liar! And you have horrible morning breath. 944 01:04:14,230 --> 01:04:17,148 And you could never have made it as a picture frame model. 945 01:04:17,273 --> 01:04:20,193 It is so cutthroat and so competitive. 946 01:04:20,402 --> 01:04:24,740 And ever since I met you, I've been feeling completely crazy. 947 01:04:24,782 --> 01:04:26,930 And I like you, too! 948 01:04:26,966 --> 01:04:29,079 - Okay. - Okay. 949 01:04:30,915 --> 01:04:32,039 Okay. 950 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:34,501 Okay. So we like each other. 951 01:04:37,003 --> 01:04:38,254 Now what? 952 01:04:40,965 --> 01:04:42,301 Let's go. 953 01:04:42,592 --> 01:04:44,303 - Really? Where? - Trust me. 954 01:04:44,387 --> 01:04:45,971 - Where are we going? - After you. 955 01:04:48,307 --> 01:04:50,643 - Please? - No. 956 01:04:50,685 --> 01:04:51,936 - Please? - No. 957 01:04:52,771 --> 01:04:54,021 Doesn't one of them have a car? 958 01:04:54,147 --> 01:04:55,649 No, not one that will make it. 959 01:05:03,489 --> 01:05:05,450 No, I'm not doing this. I'm going to lose my job. 960 01:05:05,575 --> 01:05:07,250 You hate your job. 961 01:05:07,285 --> 01:05:09,204 Yeah, but that and my thumbs are the only things 962 01:05:09,238 --> 01:05:11,665 separating me from the animals. 963 01:05:13,083 --> 01:05:14,299 Besides, I could get arrested. 964 01:05:14,335 --> 01:05:17,379 I am not doing this, and I'm not gonna feel bad about it. 965 01:05:17,463 --> 01:05:19,798 And there's nothing you can say to change my mind. 966 01:05:22,384 --> 01:05:23,386 Hey. 967 01:05:24,053 --> 01:05:26,055 Taking a test drive, Hal. 968 01:05:38,401 --> 01:05:39,986 May I drive? 969 01:05:42,238 --> 01:05:43,199 No. 970 01:05:45,075 --> 01:05:46,118 Okay. 971 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:49,162 Love is a game for two to play 972 01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:52,333 Don't go wishing your life away 973 01:05:52,368 --> 01:05:53,335 Come on now 974 01:05:54,878 --> 01:05:57,963 The race ain't run 975 01:05:58,380 --> 01:06:00,737 Love is a game 976 01:06:00,773 --> 01:06:03,095 Games can be fun 977 01:06:05,179 --> 01:06:08,140 Love is a game for two to win 978 01:06:08,265 --> 01:06:11,061 Walking along with a great big grin 979 01:06:11,096 --> 01:06:13,105 Come on now 980 01:06:13,271 --> 01:06:16,442 Take a run at the sun 981 01:06:17,151 --> 01:06:19,529 We're taking the car, honey! 982 01:06:43,805 --> 01:06:46,098 Do you know where she might go to get married? 983 01:06:46,223 --> 01:06:48,726 Only one place she would go. 984 01:06:48,976 --> 01:06:51,062 Come on now 985 01:06:51,146 --> 01:06:53,148 The deal ain't done 986 01:06:56,232 --> 01:06:57,319 Love is a game 987 01:06:57,402 --> 01:06:59,654 Games can be fun 988 01:07:01,823 --> 01:07:04,826 Pretty soon you'll find yourself 989 01:07:04,908 --> 01:07:07,662 Hoppin' skippin'and jumpin' 990 01:07:08,705 --> 01:07:10,791 Turning somersaults 991 01:07:10,916 --> 01:07:13,878 With that heart a-thump, thump, thumpin' 992 01:07:14,295 --> 01:07:17,132 Love is a game for two to play 993 01:07:17,166 --> 01:07:19,967 Don't go wishing your life away 994 01:07:20,092 --> 01:07:21,969 Come on now 995 01:07:22,386 --> 01:07:25,098 The song ain't sung 996 01:07:25,556 --> 01:07:28,226 Love is a game 997 01:07:28,726 --> 01:07:31,271 Games can be fun 998 01:07:32,105 --> 01:07:34,900 Love is a game 999 01:07:34,984 --> 01:07:37,069 Games should be fun 1000 01:07:38,320 --> 01:07:41,032 Love is a game 1001 01:07:41,157 --> 01:07:44,994 Games can be fun 1002 01:07:49,081 --> 01:07:51,167 - Hey. What do you think? - Nice. 1003 01:07:52,542 --> 01:07:54,754 Hey, so what's their deal? Are they, like, a thing? 1004 01:07:54,921 --> 01:07:56,589 Like, weirdo and weirdette? 1005 01:07:56,630 --> 01:07:58,675 No. No. They're just roomies. 1006 01:07:59,758 --> 01:08:02,011 What about you and Anderson? 1007 01:08:02,053 --> 01:08:04,098 Oh, yeah. We make out once in a while. 1008 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:08,060 Hey, no, we've been friends since seventh grade homeroom. 1009 01:08:08,268 --> 01:08:12,816 We entered a talent show together as Wayne and Garth. I was Garth. 1010 01:08:13,983 --> 01:08:16,986 Well, you guys must be pretty close if you're willing to steal a car for him. 1011 01:08:18,237 --> 01:08:22,409 We did not steal a car. We're just on a very, very long test drive. 1012 01:08:22,492 --> 01:08:24,494 Hey, can I ask you a question? 1013 01:08:24,576 --> 01:08:25,662 Sure. 1014 01:08:27,121 --> 01:08:31,084 You know, he's had it pretty tough last year, and... 1015 01:08:34,379 --> 01:08:37,008 Ted, I'm not gonna hurt him. 1016 01:08:39,385 --> 01:08:41,176 Yeah, 'cause he's an idiot, you know? 1017 01:08:41,886 --> 01:08:43,930 But he's my best friend. 1018 01:08:44,222 --> 01:08:46,308 Someone's gotta watch his back. 1019 01:08:52,023 --> 01:08:53,106 Hey! 1020 01:08:53,691 --> 01:08:54,693 Hey. 1021 01:08:56,193 --> 01:08:57,612 - Hello. - That's it? 1022 01:08:58,405 --> 01:09:01,366 That's all you have to say to me, "Hello"? 1023 01:09:01,616 --> 01:09:03,000 Hello, stranger? 1024 01:09:03,034 --> 01:09:07,582 I won't be such a stranger when I detach your bicuspids from your alveolus. 1025 01:09:07,623 --> 01:09:08,749 Pardon? 1026 01:09:15,422 --> 01:09:16,923 You ruined my life! 1027 01:09:16,966 --> 01:09:18,342 Please tell me who you are! 1028 01:09:18,384 --> 01:09:21,720 "Please tell me who you are." I'm the Grim Reaper, ass clam! 1029 01:09:24,057 --> 01:09:25,224 William! 1030 01:09:25,432 --> 01:09:27,101 William! What are you doing? 1031 01:09:27,143 --> 01:09:29,605 Exacting my vengeance! 1032 01:09:32,107 --> 01:09:35,569 Again, Katie, would you like to make the introductions? 1033 01:09:36,654 --> 01:09:38,488 Anderson, this is William, my... 1034 01:09:38,524 --> 01:09:40,156 Wife! Wife! I'm her wife! 1035 01:09:40,323 --> 01:09:43,993 I mean, she's my wife! To be! We're engaged! 1036 01:09:44,410 --> 01:09:45,412 What? 1037 01:09:46,164 --> 01:09:47,830 You didn't tell him? 1038 01:09:49,167 --> 01:09:50,959 I asked her to marry me three days ago. 1039 01:09:51,085 --> 01:09:52,337 I never said yes. 1040 01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:53,838 You accepted a balloon bouquet from me! 1041 01:09:53,879 --> 01:09:56,091 In a court of law, that's the same thing as saying yes. 1042 01:09:56,174 --> 01:10:00,011 - I don't think that's true. - Is there a problem here, folks? 1043 01:10:00,553 --> 01:10:03,013 Oh, no. There's no problem here, Officer. 1044 01:10:03,056 --> 01:10:04,057 This is him. 1045 01:10:04,182 --> 01:10:06,726 And he said he was just going for a test drive, see? 1046 01:10:08,186 --> 01:10:09,062 Excuse me. 1047 01:10:20,492 --> 01:10:22,660 You folks move along now, all right? 1048 01:10:22,702 --> 01:10:26,707 Okay, Officer. Thanks. We're gonna get going. Bye. 1049 01:10:35,757 --> 01:10:36,883 Oh, my. 1050 01:10:40,554 --> 01:10:42,598 This could be really bad. 1051 01:10:44,558 --> 01:10:47,437 Hi, Mom? Guess where I am. 1052 01:10:53,735 --> 01:10:55,321 Oh, my word. 1053 01:10:55,404 --> 01:10:56,488 What is it, Mother? 1054 01:10:56,571 --> 01:11:00,241 Anderson's in trouble. It's that girl, I just know it. 1055 01:11:02,328 --> 01:11:05,331 All right, you two, we're gonna have to cut it short. 1056 01:11:06,497 --> 01:11:08,834 Haven't we taught that boy values? 1057 01:11:09,251 --> 01:11:11,587 There's lemonade in the fridge. 1058 01:11:18,345 --> 01:11:21,222 Welcome to Tuxedo Depot. I'm Bill, I'll be your conductor. 1059 01:11:21,258 --> 01:11:24,100 How can I help you reach your formal wear destination? 1060 01:11:24,143 --> 01:11:27,854 You can help me by shutting up, Bill. This is a stickup. 1061 01:11:29,105 --> 01:11:31,066 We don't want your money. 1062 01:11:39,283 --> 01:11:40,409 What do you think? 1063 01:11:40,534 --> 01:11:42,662 I think you look great. Doesn't he look great? 1064 01:11:42,746 --> 01:11:45,582 - Yeah, he looks great. - Yeah, great. Fantastic. 1065 01:11:46,499 --> 01:11:49,002 Pizza. Gotcha. 1066 01:11:49,044 --> 01:11:52,338 Pizza, you're under arrest. 1067 01:12:13,945 --> 01:12:14,988 So, 1068 01:12:15,614 --> 01:12:19,574 Katie tells me, you know, you're some sort of circus... 1069 01:12:19,783 --> 01:12:20,827 Freak? 1070 01:12:22,661 --> 01:12:24,747 Yeah, I think that's the word she used. 1071 01:12:25,540 --> 01:12:29,127 Yeah, I guess there aren't a lot of girls that spend their weekends 1072 01:12:29,168 --> 01:12:30,920 learning how to breathe fire. 1073 01:12:31,587 --> 01:12:32,672 No. 1074 01:12:34,258 --> 01:12:36,134 How do you breathe fire? 1075 01:12:37,511 --> 01:12:43,809 Well, it's like the old saying, you just pucker your lips and blow. 1076 01:12:47,271 --> 01:12:50,024 And then, of course, you try not to inhale the propellant, 1077 01:12:50,065 --> 01:12:52,527 'cause you can collapse a lung. 1078 01:12:54,362 --> 01:12:57,698 All units. All units. 10-16 in progress. 10-16 at Tuxedo Depot. 1079 01:12:58,366 --> 01:12:59,457 Damn it. 1080 01:12:59,492 --> 01:13:01,418 All right, we're moving out of here real slow. 1081 01:13:01,453 --> 01:13:04,080 Nobody say nothing, nobody do nothing, nobody gets hurt. 1082 01:13:04,123 --> 01:13:06,459 Thank you. You've been very nice. 1083 01:13:09,003 --> 01:13:11,923 Freeze! - Freeze! Put your hands on your head! 1084 01:13:33,236 --> 01:13:35,907 You've had a tough couple of days, huh? 1085 01:13:37,991 --> 01:13:41,411 Aside from being hit by a car and assaulted by an orthodontist, 1086 01:13:41,578 --> 01:13:43,247 hasn't been too bad. 1087 01:13:43,831 --> 01:13:48,086 I'm sorry about William. He's usually a nice guy. 1088 01:13:48,252 --> 01:13:51,506 You know, it's funny you say that, because I remember thinking 1089 01:13:51,588 --> 01:13:55,677 as he was kicking me in the face, "Hey, this guy is pretty nice." 1090 01:13:55,712 --> 01:13:57,261 I'll shut up. 1091 01:13:59,139 --> 01:14:01,224 You know, I just think 1092 01:14:01,349 --> 01:14:04,103 maybe the world is trying to tell us something. 1093 01:14:05,981 --> 01:14:07,232 Well, like what? 1094 01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:11,574 Like, maybe you can't look across a crowded restaurant, 1095 01:14:11,610 --> 01:14:15,781 find the person you're supposed to spend the rest of your life with. 1096 01:14:16,073 --> 01:14:17,283 Hey. You didn't read me my rights. 1097 01:14:17,317 --> 01:14:18,493 And what are those handcuffs... 1098 01:14:18,618 --> 01:14:20,996 Not my problem. Tell it to the judge. 1099 01:14:21,121 --> 01:14:22,914 Hey, put them in the front. Get a space heater... 1100 01:14:23,039 --> 01:14:24,749 I demand to be Mirandized. - Oh, my God! 1101 01:14:24,785 --> 01:14:26,710 - Oh, my God! - Holy shit! 1102 01:14:26,835 --> 01:14:28,004 - Mom? - Katie! 1103 01:14:28,087 --> 01:14:29,879 - Baby Bear! - Dad! 1104 01:14:29,922 --> 01:14:32,675 Anderson, this is my dad! 1105 01:14:32,758 --> 01:14:36,844 Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you. 1106 01:14:36,928 --> 01:14:38,139 Excuse the jewelry. 1107 01:14:38,263 --> 01:14:40,515 - What are you doing here? - We stole a car! 1108 01:14:40,599 --> 01:14:42,268 - Allegedly. - Oh, good for you! 1109 01:14:42,308 --> 01:14:44,812 All of you, pipe down! 1110 01:14:44,937 --> 01:14:47,565 This guy's fugitive ass is going back to the big house. 1111 01:14:47,690 --> 01:14:49,150 I'm sorry, your dad's a fugitive? 1112 01:14:49,185 --> 01:14:50,402 Yep. 1113 01:14:50,944 --> 01:14:52,278 Okay. All right. Come on, let's go. 1114 01:14:52,313 --> 01:14:54,239 - Come to me, baby. - Daddy! 1115 01:14:55,406 --> 01:14:57,285 So good to see you. You, too. 1116 01:14:57,868 --> 01:14:59,286 Mom. Dad. 1117 01:14:59,328 --> 01:15:00,413 Oh, my God! 1118 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:03,290 Who the hot springs are you people? 1119 01:15:03,325 --> 01:15:04,958 We're his parents. 1120 01:15:05,583 --> 01:15:08,211 - Hey. - Nice to see you again, Katie. 1121 01:15:08,337 --> 01:15:10,297 Hi, Mommy? 1122 01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:14,010 Mom, Dad, these are Katie's parents. 1123 01:15:14,926 --> 01:15:17,597 Why are Katie's parents in the hoosegow? 1124 01:15:18,264 --> 01:15:19,432 Yeah. Mom? 1125 01:15:19,599 --> 01:15:21,100 He kidnapped me. 1126 01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:23,812 He kidnapped me from my Stuart. 1127 01:15:24,020 --> 01:15:27,524 What are you talking about? Baby, what are you doing? 1128 01:15:27,565 --> 01:15:28,817 Mom, Dad, stop! 1129 01:15:29,777 --> 01:15:31,737 Back me up. No, no! 1130 01:15:37,533 --> 01:15:38,994 All right, freeze! 1131 01:15:39,953 --> 01:15:41,247 You freeze! 1132 01:15:41,281 --> 01:15:42,297 Mom! 1133 01:15:42,331 --> 01:15:44,542 No. You drop that gun! You drop that gun! 1134 01:15:44,584 --> 01:15:46,251 Put down the piece. I will blow you away. 1135 01:15:46,336 --> 01:15:48,296 I will seriously wound this jackass! Don't you think I won't! 1136 01:15:48,338 --> 01:15:51,216 I will violate your bodily organs with tempered steel! 1137 01:15:51,257 --> 01:15:53,594 I am Little Bear, protecting her brood! 1138 01:15:53,719 --> 01:15:56,096 - Put that down! Put down the gun, now! - You don't think I would do this? 1139 01:15:56,179 --> 01:15:59,557 To preserve the rule of law, I will gladly sacrifice this man! 1140 01:16:00,266 --> 01:16:01,351 What? 1141 01:16:03,478 --> 01:16:05,313 - Mom? - Not now, sweetheart. 1142 01:16:05,438 --> 01:16:06,816 Drop it! 1143 01:16:06,941 --> 01:16:08,213 This is not police procedure! 1144 01:16:08,247 --> 01:16:09,485 - She startled me. - Help me up! 1145 01:16:09,611 --> 01:16:10,660 Give me the keys. 1146 01:16:10,695 --> 01:16:14,490 Give me those keys right now and get over there before I hurt this man. 1147 01:16:14,615 --> 01:16:16,618 Sweetheart, get your jacket. 1148 01:16:16,653 --> 01:16:18,619 Go! Go! Come on! Come on! 1149 01:16:19,621 --> 01:16:21,123 The keys! The keys! 1150 01:16:22,125 --> 01:16:24,001 We're not going anywhere! 1151 01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:27,837 My son is not going to be an accessory to a felony. 1152 01:16:28,170 --> 01:16:30,673 Will you get a load of this one? "My son's too good for felonies." 1153 01:16:30,757 --> 01:16:31,807 You snobby bitch. 1154 01:16:31,842 --> 01:16:35,220 Lady, I have half a mind to stick my boot right up your cooter. 1155 01:16:35,263 --> 01:16:36,346 - What? - You... 1156 01:16:45,148 --> 01:16:46,190 Katie? 1157 01:16:47,526 --> 01:16:49,110 Katie, what are you doing? 1158 01:16:50,946 --> 01:16:52,362 I don't know. 1159 01:16:53,071 --> 01:16:58,369 These past few days, I haven't really had any idea what I'm doing, Anderson. 1160 01:16:58,453 --> 01:17:02,832 But what I'm realizing is I'm standing here shooting a stolen gun, 1161 01:17:02,916 --> 01:17:04,751 which, by the way, is pretty cool. 1162 01:17:07,004 --> 01:17:10,925 What I'm realizing is that I don't care, 1163 01:17:11,718 --> 01:17:14,846 as long as I can keep doing it with you, Anderson. 1164 01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:17,432 Because I think you can. 1165 01:17:17,599 --> 01:17:20,476 I think you can look across a crowded restaurant 1166 01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:23,396 and fall in love with a grubby stranger. 1167 01:17:24,230 --> 01:17:29,944 And I think love can be instantaneous and insane. 1168 01:17:31,905 --> 01:17:36,410 So, Anderson, for the last time I'm asking you... 1169 01:17:38,161 --> 01:17:39,288 Will you marry me? 1170 01:17:39,955 --> 01:17:41,625 - Yes. - Yes. 1171 01:17:41,833 --> 01:17:43,584 - Yes. - Yeah. 1172 01:17:44,293 --> 01:17:45,586 - Yes. - Yes, say it! 1173 01:17:46,003 --> 01:17:47,837 Yes. Yes. 1174 01:17:49,590 --> 01:17:50,674 Yes! 1175 01:18:04,190 --> 01:18:05,608 Gotta go! 1176 01:18:05,691 --> 01:18:07,193 Let's go! Come on! 1177 01:18:08,111 --> 01:18:09,653 Take the van. The keys are on the hook. 1178 01:18:09,778 --> 01:18:11,739 - Take the van. - Thank you. 1179 01:18:14,783 --> 01:18:16,369 You go, girl! 1180 01:18:17,494 --> 01:18:18,453 Bye! 1181 01:18:21,499 --> 01:18:22,875 Don't stop believing! 1182 01:18:23,292 --> 01:18:27,881 Believe, you gotta believe 1183 01:18:28,048 --> 01:18:31,217 Oh, you gotta believe 1184 01:18:31,260 --> 01:18:32,469 Got to believe 1185 01:18:39,853 --> 01:18:43,480 Yeah, yeah, got to believe 1186 01:18:52,365 --> 01:18:54,242 How do you feel? Nervous? 1187 01:18:54,366 --> 01:18:55,910 No. I feel good. 1188 01:19:02,126 --> 01:19:06,297 So let me ask you, when you met this guy, did you know? 1189 01:19:10,008 --> 01:19:12,927 Yeah. I guess I did. 1190 01:19:14,430 --> 01:19:17,433 - I love you, Daddy. - I love you too, Baby Bear. 1191 01:19:20,019 --> 01:19:22,938 Look at me, crying like a jailhouse bitch. 1192 01:19:26,444 --> 01:19:27,695 Stop it. 1193 01:19:39,456 --> 01:19:41,042 Take care of my baby girl. 1194 01:19:41,124 --> 01:19:42,292 I will. 1195 01:19:46,714 --> 01:19:49,634 'Cause if you don't, they'll never find you. 1196 01:19:54,098 --> 01:19:55,641 Thank you. 1197 01:19:59,228 --> 01:20:02,481 My name is Doctor Favreau, 1198 01:20:02,606 --> 01:20:04,405 and on behalf of my family, 1199 01:20:04,440 --> 01:20:08,529 I'd like to welcome you all to The House of Wedded Bliss. 1200 01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:14,285 A couple who marries here, I personally guarantee, 1201 01:20:14,452 --> 01:20:18,373 that's a marriage that's gonna last for life. 1202 01:20:18,455 --> 01:20:22,627 And we never forget a face. Ain't that right, Lois and Smitty? 1203 01:20:23,879 --> 01:20:24,921 Big Bear. 1204 01:20:26,966 --> 01:20:29,509 Now, on to the business at hand. 1205 01:20:29,718 --> 01:20:34,180 Anderson, do you take this woman to be your wife? 1206 01:20:44,608 --> 01:20:46,069 Do you? 1207 01:20:47,361 --> 01:20:48,612 Anderson? 1208 01:20:55,621 --> 01:20:57,371 Sorry. I don't. 1209 01:20:57,705 --> 01:21:00,792 Vanessa, when I met you, I thought you were perfect. 1210 01:21:00,833 --> 01:21:03,920 And you are. I mean... I mean, look at you. 1211 01:21:06,549 --> 01:21:11,429 But then I met Katie, and she's perfect for me. 1212 01:21:13,931 --> 01:21:18,103 I'm sorry. Are you... You're heartbroken. 1213 01:21:18,269 --> 01:21:21,398 Anderson, I want you to meet somebody. 1214 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:23,484 You remember Morty, right? 1215 01:21:23,524 --> 01:21:25,485 "Shooter, shooter. We got a shooter." 1216 01:21:25,610 --> 01:21:29,197 He killed himself after I died. Isn't that so romantic? 1217 01:21:30,741 --> 01:21:32,283 I couldn't live without her, dude. 1218 01:21:32,409 --> 01:21:35,870 I know, we just met. But she's the one. 1219 01:21:35,913 --> 01:21:37,165 Know what I mean? 1220 01:21:38,166 --> 01:21:39,833 Yeah, I think I do. 1221 01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:42,712 Listen, babe, we gotta blow. I'll be in the Humvee. 1222 01:21:46,925 --> 01:21:48,051 Bye. 1223 01:21:55,100 --> 01:21:58,478 Do you want to get back to your wedding now, son? 1224 01:22:04,359 --> 01:22:05,319 I do. 1225 01:22:08,699 --> 01:22:12,369 Son, you've got to wait until you say "I do." 1226 01:22:14,871 --> 01:22:15,871 Son? 1227 01:22:20,084 --> 01:22:22,378 I do. I do. I do. 1228 01:22:22,461 --> 01:22:25,716 You got a ring? Because if you don't, we have some splendid ones 1229 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:27,714 in the gift shop for $19.95. 1230 01:22:27,750 --> 01:22:29,678 No. No, no, no. I have a ring. 1231 01:22:36,268 --> 01:22:38,146 I have another ring. 1232 01:22:40,230 --> 01:22:41,899 Remember this? 1233 01:22:56,122 --> 01:23:01,587 By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. 1234 01:23:05,549 --> 01:23:07,301 Everybody's gonna love today 1235 01:23:07,385 --> 01:23:09,262 Gonna love today gonna love today 1236 01:23:09,387 --> 01:23:11,180 Everybody's gonna love today 1237 01:23:11,305 --> 01:23:12,599 Gonna love today 1238 01:23:12,682 --> 01:23:14,058 Anyway you want to 1239 01:23:14,099 --> 01:23:15,518 Anyway you've got to 1240 01:23:16,770 --> 01:23:17,854 Love, love me 1241 01:23:17,978 --> 01:23:19,647 Love, love me 1242 01:23:19,689 --> 01:23:21,523 Love, love me 1243 01:23:21,608 --> 01:23:22,984 Love, love me 1244 01:23:24,235 --> 01:23:25,383 All right, freeze! 1245 01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:26,530 I LoJacked your ass. 1246 01:23:26,613 --> 01:23:28,532 That's him right there! Arrest him! Arrest him! 1247 01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:30,700 - Arrest him! - All right. Hey! 1248 01:23:30,736 --> 01:23:32,620 That is my ear, my friend. 1249 01:23:32,703 --> 01:23:33,703 Sorry. 1250 01:23:33,788 --> 01:23:36,123 How would you like it if I did that to you? 1251 01:23:36,207 --> 01:23:39,335 - I said I'm sorry. - All righty. 1252 01:23:39,544 --> 01:23:42,219 On a personal note, 1253 01:23:42,254 --> 01:23:45,174 I understand we have some newlyweds here. 1254 01:23:45,383 --> 01:23:46,842 Yes. Yes, sir. That's... 1255 01:23:49,136 --> 01:23:53,684 I'd like to offer the congratulations of myself and the whole team. 1256 01:23:53,893 --> 01:23:54,935 - Thank you very much. Thank you. - That's nice. 1257 01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:56,394 - It is. - That's cool. 1258 01:24:02,025 --> 01:24:04,069 We didn't know where you were registered. 1259 01:24:04,112 --> 01:24:05,113 Oh, wow. 1260 01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:08,365 It's a blender. I had some help picking it out. 1261 01:24:09,909 --> 01:24:11,076 William? 1262 01:24:11,952 --> 01:24:14,038 I realized something today, Katie. 1263 01:24:14,246 --> 01:24:17,166 No matter how hard you try to plan your life, 1264 01:24:17,201 --> 01:24:21,087 life has a plan for you all its own. 1265 01:24:21,671 --> 01:24:23,132 Good luck. 1266 01:24:23,172 --> 01:24:25,968 - Thank you, guys. - Guys, thank you. 1267 01:24:26,051 --> 01:24:28,053 Why is he hugging the cop? 1268 01:24:28,971 --> 01:24:29,979 Okay, guys, now. 1269 01:24:30,014 --> 01:24:32,892 - Very nice. - No, seriously, why is he hugging the cop? 1270 01:24:32,934 --> 01:24:34,144 All right. 1271 01:24:36,437 --> 01:24:40,190 On a professional note, y'all are under arrest. 1272 01:24:40,399 --> 01:24:42,527 Right. Just... 1273 01:24:42,652 --> 01:24:45,863 Considering we might not all be together again for quite some time, 1274 01:24:45,989 --> 01:24:49,492 Katie and I were hoping to get a picture before we all go off to the big house. 1275 01:24:49,526 --> 01:24:52,038 - What a great idea. - The big house. 1276 01:24:52,245 --> 01:24:53,873 - You want me to do it? - Would you? 1277 01:24:53,956 --> 01:24:55,714 - All right. - Oh, come on! 1278 01:24:55,750 --> 01:25:00,045 Hey! You know, you are walking on thin ice here, my friend! 1279 01:25:00,130 --> 01:25:02,714 You are on very thin ice! 1280 01:25:04,633 --> 01:25:05,675 Let me see it. 1281 01:25:05,800 --> 01:25:08,136 Don't forget to push the button for the flash. 1282 01:25:08,172 --> 01:25:10,057 Get in here, you guys. 1283 01:25:12,767 --> 01:25:14,602 Could you all just scooch in a little? 1284 01:25:14,728 --> 01:25:16,271 One, 1285 01:25:16,480 --> 01:25:18,148 two, 1286 01:25:18,189 --> 01:25:19,441 three. 1287 01:25:19,566 --> 01:25:22,507 I love love I love being in love 1288 01:25:22,541 --> 01:25:25,447 I don't care what it does to me 1289 01:25:27,115 --> 01:25:30,619 Take these tattered boxes that used to hold your clothes 1290 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:34,623 Break them down Build them back up with your bones 1291 01:25:44,677 --> 01:25:46,887 We swore we'd never take pictures 1292 01:25:46,969 --> 01:25:50,307 Pictures only prove you can't convince 1293 01:25:58,148 --> 01:26:00,066 Well well well 1294 01:26:00,234 --> 01:26:02,026 If fingertips are relationships 1295 01:26:10,662 --> 01:26:13,790 Don't use this one to point the blame 1296 01:26:13,825 --> 01:26:17,378 Just sing sing 1297 01:26:17,670 --> 01:26:21,257 I love love I love being in love 1298 01:26:29,515 --> 01:26:31,474 We'll take our chances 1299 01:26:31,559 --> 01:26:33,477 We'll last a month 1300 01:26:55,542 --> 01:26:57,795 You're dressed to have a good time 1301 01:26:57,829 --> 01:26:59,046 You don't need him 1302 01:26:59,171 --> 01:27:00,714 You need to be seen 1303 01:27:10,601 --> 01:27:13,729 I don't care what it does to me 1304 01:27:21,736 --> 01:27:24,323 To be the new statistic 1305 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:25,990 How I love 1306 01:27:26,158 --> 01:27:28,250 How I love 1307 01:27:28,285 --> 01:27:31,038 How I love being in love 1308 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:48,200 All you did was construct a mess 1309 01:27:48,236 --> 01:27:50,433 You're dead to me if love is death 1310 01:27:50,558 --> 01:27:53,561 You're a memory with nothing to show 1311 01:27:53,603 --> 01:27:54,980 Well well well 1312 01:27:55,022 --> 01:27:59,402 If fingertips are relationships then 1313 01:27:59,734 --> 01:28:03,322 Maybe I could use a break 1314 01:28:03,364 --> 01:28:04,616 She smiles 1315 01:28:04,783 --> 01:28:09,162 She points at me, she says "Baby I love how you sing" 1316 01:28:09,203 --> 01:28:11,998 So just sing 1317 01:28:12,290 --> 01:28:16,210 I love love I love being in love 1318 01:28:16,293 --> 01:28:20,339 I don't care what it does to me 1319 01:28:20,716 --> 01:28:24,511 I love love I love being in love 1320 01:28:24,636 --> 01:28:27,813 I don't care what it does to me 1321 01:28:27,849 --> 01:28:30,351 These pills are fine to pass the time 1322 01:28:30,386 --> 01:28:32,562 Till I find my new drug 1323 01:28:32,644 --> 01:28:34,647 We'll take our chances 1324 01:28:34,682 --> 01:28:36,525 We'll rise above 1325 01:28:36,650 --> 01:28:38,985 We'll last until the end 1326 01:28:39,027 --> 01:28:45,033 I love how, I love how I love being in love 1327 01:28:45,450 --> 01:28:48,996 Just me and my puppy 1328 01:28:49,163 --> 01:28:52,499 Together we're so very happy 1329 01:28:52,541 --> 01:28:57,129 And the bitter world won't bring us down 1330 01:28:57,296 --> 01:29:00,841 No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1331 01:29:02,218 --> 01:29:05,221 It's just me and my honey 1332 01:29:06,056 --> 01:29:09,141 Together we are so very funny 1333 01:29:09,975 --> 01:29:13,792 And the bitter world won't bring us down 1334 01:29:13,826 --> 01:29:17,610 No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1335 01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:24,658 And nothing will be taken from my hands now 1336 01:29:25,701 --> 01:29:27,370 Within me 1337 01:29:27,453 --> 01:29:29,538 Resistance from me 1338 01:29:29,663 --> 01:29:31,124 Nothing can last 1339 01:29:31,249 --> 01:29:33,550 How can I pass 1340 01:29:33,585 --> 01:29:36,962 On love and understanding 1341 01:29:37,963 --> 01:29:40,390 Oh oh oh oh 1342 01:29:40,424 --> 01:29:43,178 It's just me and my guitar 1343 01:29:44,012 --> 01:29:47,807 Together we'll go so very far 1344 01:29:47,974 --> 01:29:52,604 And the bitter world won't bring us down 1345 01:29:52,640 --> 01:29:57,235 No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1346 01:30:14,085 --> 01:30:15,504 Here we go now 1347 01:30:30,017 --> 01:30:36,441 And nothing will be taken from my hands now 1348 01:30:36,650 --> 01:30:38,235 Within me 1349 01:30:38,319 --> 01:30:40,613 A resistance from me 1350 01:30:40,739 --> 01:30:42,823 Nothing can last 1351 01:30:42,859 --> 01:30:44,909 How can I pass 1352 01:30:44,993 --> 01:30:48,956 On love and understanding 1353 01:30:49,081 --> 01:30:51,332 Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh 1354 01:30:51,417 --> 01:30:54,962 It's just me and the town 1355 01:30:55,046 --> 01:30:58,716 Together we will be the champs 1356 01:30:58,882 --> 01:31:02,720 And the bitter world won't bring us down 1357 01:31:02,845 --> 01:31:06,494 No, I'm looking on the bright side of things 1358 01:31:06,529 --> 01:31:10,144 I'm looking on the bright side of things 1359 01:31:10,269 --> 01:31:13,981 I'm looking on the bright side of things