1 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:26,089 Yeow-hoo-hooeee! 2 00:00:45,234 --> 00:00:47,694 Maa-ax! 3 00:00:52,032 --> 00:00:55,077 Mae-ax“! 4 00:00:59,373 --> 00:01:03,502 Maa-ax! 5 00:01:07,422 --> 00:01:09,174 Roxanne? 6 00:01:14,721 --> 00:01:16,223 Mmm-mmm-mmm. 7 00:01:23,397 --> 00:01:25,065 - Ahh. - Oh! 8 00:01:38,328 --> 00:01:39,454 What's wrong? 9 00:01:41,123 --> 00:01:42,708 Argh! 10 00:01:43,125 --> 00:01:46,962 Argh! Ooo-ooo. 11 00:01:48,589 --> 00:01:50,007 Aah! Oh! 12 00:01:52,676 --> 00:01:56,138 - Argh! No! - Look! 13 00:02:00,392 --> 00:02:02,853 - Ayuk! O-O-Oh! 14 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:16,199 Uh... Ahh! Hello? Ahem. Hello. 15 00:02:16,366 --> 00:02:18,035 Max, where the heck are you, man? 16 00:02:18,118 --> 00:02:20,245 - P.J.? - You should've been here an hour ago. 17 00:02:20,412 --> 00:02:22,706 What? What are... Hold on. 18 00:02:22,914 --> 00:02:23,999 Oh, no! 19 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:26,752 Look, maybe we should just call the whole thing off. 20 00:02:26,918 --> 00:02:27,878 No way, man. 21 00:02:28,045 --> 00:02:30,172 It's now or never. Oooh! 22 00:02:30,339 --> 00:02:33,175 You better get a move on. I'll meet you at my locker. 23 00:02:34,801 --> 00:02:37,012 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 24 00:02:37,638 --> 00:02:38,513 Dad! 25 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,891 Oops! I forgot. 26 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:44,561 Ayuk! Mornin', son! 27 00:02:44,728 --> 00:02:47,564 Came to see if you had any... dirty clothes. 28 00:02:47,731 --> 00:02:49,566 Well, there they are. Help yourself. 29 00:02:49,733 --> 00:02:52,235 Max, I thought we talked about this. 30 00:02:52,402 --> 00:02:55,405 Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I-I'll take care of it later. Ow! 31 00:02:55,572 --> 00:02:57,824 - What's the big rush? - I'm running late. 32 00:02:57,991 --> 00:02:59,785 I could drive ya on my way to work. 33 00:02:59,951 --> 00:03:01,370 Uh, no. No, thanks. 34 00:03:01,536 --> 00:03:05,332 - I, uh, need the exercise. - Aw, come on, Max. Huh? 35 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:08,794 Dad! No, don't do it! 36 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,213 Don't... No! 37 00:03:12,297 --> 00:03:15,133 Oh, Dad, you ruined it. 38 00:03:15,300 --> 00:03:16,718 Sorry 'bout that. 39 00:03:17,260 --> 00:03:18,428 Who was he, anyway? 40 00:03:18,595 --> 00:03:22,057 It's only Powerline, Dad. The biggest rock star on the planet. 41 00:03:22,224 --> 00:03:26,436 Ooh, not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the Mambo King. 42 00:03:26,603 --> 00:03:30,273 Everybody mambo! Boom-boom-boom, boom-boom-boom 43 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:33,443 Dad, there's no time for this. What if the neighbors see us? 44 00:03:33,652 --> 00:03:34,986 Boom-boom-boom' 45 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:38,365 Maxie, wait up! 46 00:03:39,241 --> 00:03:40,784 You forgot your lunch. 47 00:03:41,201 --> 00:03:43,704 - Have a good day! - Duh... Ah! 48 00:03:43,870 --> 00:03:45,831 Huh. 49 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:48,875 They've been laughin' Since I can remember 50 00:03:49,042 --> 00:03:52,337 But they're not gonna laugh any more 51 00:03:52,504 --> 00:03:54,214 No more "Maxie the Geek" 52 00:03:54,381 --> 00:03:55,882 No more "Goof of the Week" 53 00:03:56,049 --> 00:03:59,010 Like before' 54 00:03:59,553 --> 00:04:02,556 No more algebra tests 'til September 55 00:04:02,723 --> 00:04:05,559 No more lookin' at losers like him' 56 00:04:05,726 --> 00:04:09,229 - No more havin' to cheat - No more mystery meat 57 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:11,231 - No more gym - No more gym 58 00:04:11,398 --> 00:04:13,150 - No more gym - No more gym 59 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:15,902 - Gonna move to the mall - Gonna live in the pool 60 00:04:16,069 --> 00:04:18,071 - Oh! - Gonna talk to Roxanne 61 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,198 And not feel like a fool' 62 00:04:20,365 --> 00:04:23,201 'Cause after today I'm gonna be cruisin' 63 00:04:23,368 --> 00:04:26,705 After today, she'll be mine 64 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:30,459 After today, my brains'll be snoozin' 65 00:04:30,625 --> 00:04:33,253 If I don't faint, I'll be fine 66 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:37,048 I've got 40 more minutes Of home economics 67 00:04:37,215 --> 00:04:40,427 - Then down with the textbooks - And up with the comics 68 00:04:40,719 --> 00:04:43,722 Just think of all The time I've been losin' 69 00:04:43,889 --> 00:04:47,225 Finding the right thing to say' 70 00:04:47,392 --> 00:04:50,854 But things'll be goin' my way After today 71 00:04:51,021 --> 00:04:53,899 She looked right through me 72 00:04:54,065 --> 00:04:57,736 And who could blame her' 73 00:04:57,903 --> 00:05:00,113 I need a new me' 74 00:05:00,280 --> 00:05:03,533 Plus some positive proof That I'm not just a goof 75 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:07,245 And after today, I'm gonna be cruisin' 76 00:05:07,412 --> 00:05:09,539 No more pep rallies to cut 77 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:10,499 Yuck! 78 00:05:10,582 --> 00:05:13,919 After today, our brains'll be snoozin' 79 00:05:14,085 --> 00:05:17,130 I'm gonna sit on my butt 80 00:05:17,297 --> 00:05:19,132 I've got less than an hour 81 00:05:19,299 --> 00:05:20,717 And when this is ended' 82 00:05:20,884 --> 00:05:24,262 - I'll either be famous - Or you'll be suspended 83 00:05:24,429 --> 00:05:27,682 Just think of all the time I've been losin' 84 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,644 Waiting until I could say 85 00:05:30,811 --> 00:05:33,772 Gonna be on my own Kiss the parents goodbye 86 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:37,776 Gonna party from now 'til the end of July 87 00:05:37,943 --> 00:05:40,278 Things'll be going my way 88 00:05:40,445 --> 00:05:43,657 After today 89 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:48,745 I wish that this was the day... 90 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,331 After today 91 00:05:52,165 --> 00:05:54,292 Whoa! Dah! Argh! 92 00:05:58,755 --> 00:06:00,674 - Are you all right? - Yeah, yeah. I'm okay. 93 00:06:00,841 --> 00:06:03,635 I just, uh... Dah... 94 00:06:07,138 --> 00:06:09,224 Ayuk! 95 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:14,437 Oh. 96 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,273 Argh! 97 00:06:20,068 --> 00:06:21,862 I can't believe I did that! 98 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:25,282 Urgh! She finally says "Hi" to me, and what do I do? 99 00:06:25,448 --> 00:06:27,701 I... choke! Urgh! 100 00:06:27,909 --> 00:06:28,952 Ayuk! 101 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:32,497 - Like a big spaz! - Where have you been, buddy? 102 00:06:32,664 --> 00:06:35,709 Uh. Hi, Peej. Did you get the camera? 103 00:06:35,876 --> 00:06:39,045 Look, Max, if my dad catches me with this, he'll kill me! 104 00:06:39,212 --> 00:06:40,714 Are you sure we gotta do this? 105 00:06:40,881 --> 00:06:42,716 It's my only chance, Peej. 106 00:06:42,883 --> 00:06:45,802 To Roxanne, I'm... I'm just a nobody. 107 00:06:46,303 --> 00:06:47,888 But after today... 108 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:50,348 Bobby! 109 00:06:52,642 --> 00:06:54,728 Wow, look! All this is for us? 110 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:59,232 Mmm, slurpage! 111 00:06:59,399 --> 00:07:01,318 Oh, this is gonna be so great, man! 112 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,195 Dude. Need fund-age, bro. 113 00:07:04,362 --> 00:07:06,531 Oh, your fee. Yeah, yeah. Right here. 114 00:07:07,157 --> 00:07:08,783 Ahhh! 115 00:07:08,950 --> 00:07:12,037 Cheddar! Aah-ooh! 116 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:14,706 Cheddar whizzy! 117 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:20,170 Mmm. Mmm. 118 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,257 Mmm. It's pretty scrumptious. 119 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:27,969 Ha-ha! Let's do it, ladies! 120 00:07:30,513 --> 00:07:33,767 As student body president, I just wanna say like "yea"... 121 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:36,603 - To all of us for a really neat year. - Yo, Stacey! 122 00:07:36,770 --> 00:07:40,065 Talk to me, talk to me, talk to me, baby! 123 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:41,858 And also that I hope you can all attend 124 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:44,569 my totally amazing end-of-school party next Saturday 125 00:07:44,736 --> 00:07:47,113 to watch the Powerline concert live on pay-per-view. 126 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:50,909 Thank you, thank you very much. 127 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:53,954 And now, without further ado, Principal Mazur. 128 00:07:57,999 --> 00:07:59,876 Thank you, Stacey. 129 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:02,295 And good morning, boys and girls. 130 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:05,256 You know, every year on the last day of school 131 00:08:05,590 --> 00:08:08,969 I have several youngsters approach me and say, 132 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:13,932 "Principal Mazur, what can we do to not waste our summer vacation?" 133 00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:16,559 - "We don't want to waste our free time" 134 00:08:16,685 --> 00:08:18,937 - "sleeping or visiting friends.” 135 00:08:19,187 --> 00:08:22,315 Say, Roxanne, about Stacey's party. 136 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:30,448 How you, uh... How you doin' down there, Bobby? 137 00:08:31,116 --> 00:08:34,494 Don't give me that attitude, you guys. I'm doin' it all for you. 138 00:08:37,622 --> 00:08:38,665 This is nuts. 139 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,543 I don't know why I let you guys talk me into this. 140 00:08:41,710 --> 00:08:45,296 If my dad finds out, he's gonna nuke my entire existence... Ah! 141 00:08:45,463 --> 00:08:47,132 of the element, or... 142 00:08:47,590 --> 00:08:49,050 Heh-heh-heh. 143 00:08:49,843 --> 00:08:51,177 I hope this works. 144 00:08:51,511 --> 00:08:55,473 How about... science slumber parties? 145 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,267 Huh? 146 00:09:03,356 --> 00:09:04,482 Wha... 147 00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:06,359 Hey! 148 00:09:06,818 --> 00:09:09,446 I'm not gonna just... Aaah! 149 00:09:10,822 --> 00:09:12,991 Ha-ha-ha-ha-hah! 150 00:09:13,158 --> 00:09:16,953 Some people settle For the typical things 151 00:09:17,037 --> 00:09:20,206 Livin' all their lives Waitin' in the wings 152 00:09:20,373 --> 00:09:24,002 It ain't a question of "if" It's just a matter of time 153 00:09:24,169 --> 00:09:27,380 Before I move to the front of the line' 154 00:09:27,589 --> 00:09:30,633 Once you're watchin' Every move that I make 155 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:33,136 You gotta believe That I got what it takes 156 00:09:33,386 --> 00:09:35,221 Whaaa! 157 00:09:35,388 --> 00:09:38,850 To stand out above the crowd 158 00:09:39,017 --> 00:09:41,394 Even if I've gotta shout out loud' 159 00:09:41,561 --> 00:09:44,898 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 160 00:09:45,065 --> 00:09:49,360 Gonna stand out 'Til you notice me, yeah 161 00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:55,033 A little smoke-age! 162 00:09:55,450 --> 00:09:58,828 If I can make you stop and Take a look at me instead of just 163 00:09:58,953 --> 00:10:01,581 Walkin' by 164 00:10:02,082 --> 00:10:05,668 There's nothin' that I wouldn't do If it was gettin' you to notice 165 00:10:05,794 --> 00:10:08,379 I'm alive 166 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:12,258 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 167 00:10:12,383 --> 00:10:15,970 To prove I've got whatever it takes 168 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:17,305 It's a piece of cake. 169 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:20,600 To stand out above the crowd' 170 00:10:20,725 --> 00:10:23,603 Wow! Who's that guy? 171 00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:26,731 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 172 00:10:26,898 --> 00:10:29,901 Gonna stand out... 173 00:10:36,908 --> 00:10:39,911 Hey, it's the Goof boy! 174 00:10:40,078 --> 00:10:42,163 We're busted! 175 00:10:42,997 --> 00:10:44,415 Hmph. 176 00:10:47,085 --> 00:10:49,129 Gaga-booja-boo boo-boo-boo. 177 00:10:49,295 --> 00:10:52,173 Ayuk! Come on, smile! 178 00:10:52,799 --> 00:10:54,175 Smiley-Wiley! 179 00:10:54,801 --> 00:10:56,928 Blaa-aa-aa. Ayuk! 180 00:10:57,095 --> 00:10:59,722 Oh, come on, Kimmie. Gimme a big... 181 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,935 - Ahh! 182 00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:05,270 Whee! 183 00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:07,564 - Ahh! Whee! 184 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,151 - Ahh. 185 00:11:11,734 --> 00:11:13,444 - Ahh! 186 00:11:13,611 --> 00:11:15,488 - Ahh! 187 00:11:15,864 --> 00:11:18,116 Stop goofin' around! 188 00:11:18,533 --> 00:11:19,993 We got work to do! 189 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,495 Okay, Kimmie, back to Mommy now. 190 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:25,456 - Ayuk! BIaa-aa-aa. - Ahh. 191 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:28,001 You're such a cute little girlie. 192 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,754 - Mmm. - Oh, come back and see me. 193 00:11:31,963 --> 00:11:35,216 Oh, you have such a way with children. 194 00:11:36,593 --> 00:11:38,428 "You have such a way with children." 195 00:11:38,553 --> 00:11:39,470 Pah! 196 00:11:39,637 --> 00:11:42,307 Okay, now. Who's next over here? 197 00:11:42,473 --> 00:11:45,810 Step aside, Goof. Let a pro Show you how it's done. 198 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:49,480 Okay. Who's next over here? Ha-ha-ha-ha. 199 00:11:49,647 --> 00:11:51,983 Ooh, hello, precious... 200 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,819 Oooh! Oooh! 201 00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:56,821 You lucky woman. Heh. 202 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:58,948 Now, now, you come on here, honey. 203 00:11:59,115 --> 00:12:01,284 - It's picture time. Come on. - Peekaboo! 204 00:12:01,451 --> 00:12:03,953 - She's so cute. - Peekaboo! 205 00:12:05,496 --> 00:12:07,624 Gosh, Pete, you sure are good with kids. 206 00:12:07,999 --> 00:12:10,710 - Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. - Argh! 207 00:12:10,877 --> 00:12:15,548 Ha-ha. Why P.J., he's been beggin' me to take him on vacation this summer. 208 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:17,508 Really? Where ya goin'? 209 00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:18,676 Campin'! 210 00:12:18,843 --> 00:12:20,637 Nothing like the great outdoors 211 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:24,390 to strengthen the bond between a father and a son. 212 00:12:24,557 --> 00:12:27,518 - Argh! - Max'd never go for anything like that. 213 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,354 - I don't know, Goof. - Ooh! Gimme, gimme. 214 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:33,066 Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. 215 00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:36,194 Well, for all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang, 216 00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:38,988 and stealin' stuff, and causin' riots and... 217 00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:40,865 Waaa! Gimme! 218 00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:42,700 Oh, Max is a good kid. 219 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:45,078 He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that. 220 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,796 I'm a failure. 221 00:12:55,171 --> 00:12:56,839 Complete loser. 222 00:12:57,006 --> 00:13:00,385 My one chance to impress Roxanne and I blew it. 223 00:13:00,718 --> 00:13:01,594 Uh-huh! 224 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,680 Max, look. 225 00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:07,392 It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a. Huh. 226 00:13:10,853 --> 00:13:11,938 Oh, man. 227 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:14,899 My dad is gonna smash me like a bug. 228 00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:18,403 Hey, P.J., detention! 229 00:13:18,569 --> 00:13:20,613 Robert Zimuruski. 230 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,409 Okay. I'm comin'. 231 00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:25,618 Max, here. 232 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:28,371 Guard this with your life, dude. 233 00:13:34,210 --> 00:13:37,255 Hey, Maz-u-ur! 234 00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:39,257 What's up, bro? All right. 235 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:41,759 Then my parents' air conditioner went on the fritz. 236 00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:44,095 I figured with all those kids in my house, the place a be like a sauna. 237 00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:46,180 So I'm all freaked out, but then I thought, like, use it. 238 00:13:46,347 --> 00:13:49,600 So my theme's gonna be, "Powerline Goes Rain Forest." 239 00:13:49,851 --> 00:13:50,727 Too much? 240 00:13:51,227 --> 00:13:53,187 Roxanne, are you listening? 241 00:13:55,773 --> 00:13:57,775 Oh! 242 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:01,362 - Stacey, no! I don't wanna... - Talk to him. 243 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,406 Ahem! 244 00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:06,159 A-A-Ahem'. Hmm. 245 00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:07,827 Tap him. 246 00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,967 - Gosh, I'm sorry. - It's okay... really. 247 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,806 Um, I liked your dance. 248 00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,475 Yeah. 249 00:14:30,558 --> 00:14:31,476 Yeah? 250 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:33,519 Yeah, it's from Powerline's new video. 251 00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:35,813 I know. H-He's totally a genius. 252 00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:38,107 Yeah. He's doing a concert next week in LA. 253 00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:40,485 Oh, yeah. Stacey's showing it at her party. 254 00:14:40,651 --> 00:14:42,528 - Yeah! - Yeah. 255 00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:47,116 Um, uh, Roxanne... 256 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:51,621 I was, uh, sorta, kinda thinkin' that maybe I'd, um, 257 00:14:51,788 --> 00:14:56,042 ask you to, uh, go with me, that is to the... party. 258 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,753 Of course if you don't want to, I'd completely understand. 259 00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:03,758 Well, I was sorta, kind of thinkin' that... I'd love to. 260 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,385 - Yeah? - Yeah. 261 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,844 - Good. - Great. 262 00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:08,054 - Terrific. - Wonderful. 263 00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:09,889 - All right. - Okay. 264 00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:13,142 C'mon, Roxanne. We don't want to belabor the moment now, do we? 265 00:15:13,309 --> 00:15:15,103 Well, I'd better be going. 266 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,230 I'll, uh, call you later. 267 00:15:17,397 --> 00:15:18,314 Okay. 268 00:15:18,773 --> 00:15:19,899 Bye. Oh. 269 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:22,902 Bye. 270 00:15:24,612 --> 00:15:27,657 See, that wasn't so bad. I told you men are easy to deal with. 271 00:15:27,824 --> 00:15:30,034 Yes! She said yes! 272 00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,245 Ya-ha-ha-hoo! 273 00:15:32,412 --> 00:15:36,499 Everybody mambo! Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 274 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:39,168 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 275 00:15:39,377 --> 00:15:41,712 It's not my break yet! Ooh! 276 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:44,382 - Oooh! - Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah 277 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:47,885 Yeah! Dance with her! Groove with her. 278 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,762 Rum-bum-bum-bum-dah' 279 00:15:49,887 --> 00:15:51,681 - Miss Maple! - Yes, sir? 280 00:15:51,848 --> 00:15:54,225 Get that boy's father on the phone at once! 281 00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,394 Right away, sir! Whoo! 282 00:15:56,853 --> 00:15:57,979 Hello. 283 00:15:58,438 --> 00:16:00,189 Ah, yes. Mr. Goof. 284 00:16:00,523 --> 00:16:02,275 This is Principal Mazur. 285 00:16:02,442 --> 00:16:05,236 I'm calling in regard to your son Maximilian. 286 00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:07,947 Max? Oh, my gosh! Is he hurt? 287 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:09,574 No, Mr. Goof. 288 00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:10,908 He's in trouble! 289 00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:13,077 Trouble? What kind of trouble? 290 00:16:13,244 --> 00:16:15,413 - Dressed like a gang member... {Sang member? 291 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:18,416 your son caused the entire student body 292 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,877 to break into a riotous frenzy! 293 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:24,422 - Riot? Couldn't be my... - If I were you, Mr. Goof, 294 00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:28,134 I'd seriously reevaluate the way you're raising your child 295 00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:31,053 before he ends up in the electric chair! 296 00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,931 The electric chair? 297 00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:36,726 Oh! 298 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:39,645 What am I gonna do? 299 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,274 Blue light special on aisle three. 300 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:46,611 Blue light special on aisle three. 301 00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,672 Lake Destiny. 302 00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:10,593 Okay, kiddo. Now, smile! 303 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,512 Lake Destiny, Idaho! 304 00:17:12,678 --> 00:17:15,097 - Lake who-did-ho? - You were right, Pete. 305 00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:17,016 Nothin' like the great outdoors 306 00:17:17,183 --> 00:17:19,519 to strengthen the bond between father and son. 307 00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,104 - You said so yourself. - Well, yeah, but... 308 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:23,981 I'm goin' fishin'! Ayuk! 309 00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:26,067 I'm goin' fishin' with my boy! 310 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:27,818 Yeah. 311 00:17:28,277 --> 00:17:31,239 Okay, precious, gimme a big smi... 312 00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:36,869 Fishing! Fishing! 313 00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,916 Cool concert, lad. 314 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:45,044 - What? - You wailed, bud! 315 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:49,131 - Hey, Max, wicked dance. - Thanks. 316 00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:51,551 Forget it, girl. He's Roxanne's. 317 00:17:51,717 --> 00:17:53,052 Way to go, man! 318 00:17:53,219 --> 00:17:55,304 I just heard about you and Roxanne. 319 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:57,848 Oh, Pete! OW! 320 00:17:58,015 --> 00:18:01,018 See, see? I told you our plan would work! 321 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,272 - Max! Max! Max! - Peej, knock it off. Come on. Shh. 322 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:08,192 - Maximum! Maxi-mu-um! - Max! Max! 323 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:12,029 Max! Max! Max! Max! Max! 324 00:18:12,196 --> 00:18:14,824 Max! Max! Max! Yeah! 325 00:18:14,991 --> 00:18:17,827 All I need is half a chance A second thought, a second glance 326 00:18:17,994 --> 00:18:21,205 To prove I've got whatever it takes 327 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,332 It's a piece of cake. 328 00:18:23,499 --> 00:18:26,836 To stand out above the crowd' 329 00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:29,964 Even if! gotta shout out loud 330 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:32,383 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 331 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,846 Gonna stand out Stand out, heh 332 00:18:37,013 --> 00:18:38,472 Stand out' 333 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,266 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 334 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,018 Stand out' 335 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:46,439 'Til mine is the only face you'll see 336 00:18:46,606 --> 00:18:49,066 Gonna stand out' 337 00:18:49,233 --> 00:18:50,234 'Til you notice me 338 00:18:52,528 --> 00:18:53,613 Goin' somewhere, Pop? 339 00:18:53,779 --> 00:18:57,408 - Sure are, pal-a-roony. - Cool. Have a good time, Dad. 340 00:18:57,575 --> 00:18:59,994 If you're gonna be gone more than a month, drop me a line. 341 00:19:00,161 --> 00:19:02,747 But, Max, this isn't just my vacation. 342 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:05,875 It's a vacation with me and my best buddy. 343 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:09,128 - Oh, Donald Duck? - No, silly. With you! 344 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,885 Are you okay, Maxie? 345 00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:18,095 Wh-What did you say? 346 00:19:18,262 --> 00:19:19,430 That's right! 347 00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:21,265 A vacation, son! 348 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:24,769 We'll spend some real quality time together! 349 00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,145 I think I'm gonna be sick. 350 00:19:26,312 --> 00:19:28,022 Hey, got a present for ya! 351 00:19:28,189 --> 00:19:30,483 Dad, stop that! What are you doing? 352 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,905 You look just like I did at your age. 353 00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:37,615 Please don't say that, Dad. 354 00:19:37,782 --> 00:19:41,035 Wait! I saved the best for last. Ayuk! 355 00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:45,956 It's been handed down from Goof to Goof to Goof. 356 00:19:46,165 --> 00:19:48,292 And now, it's yours, son. 357 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,670 - A stick? - No, silly. 358 00:19:50,836 --> 00:19:52,129 A fishin' pole! 359 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:55,174 Fishing? We're going fishing? 360 00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:58,052 Yep. Just like my dad and me did. 361 00:19:58,219 --> 00:20:01,013 Two best buddies fishin' on Lake Destiny. 362 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,015 Away from it all! 363 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:05,935 I don't wanna be "away" from it all, Dad. 364 00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:07,770 I like "it all"! 365 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:11,649 Look, Maxie, we're using the same map me and my dad used. 366 00:20:11,816 --> 00:20:14,735 We'll take the same route, and make the same stops... 367 00:20:14,902 --> 00:20:16,737 - And see the same sights. - Ahh! 368 00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:20,282 - But that trip would take weeks, Dad! - Exactly! 369 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:22,284 Gettin' there is half the fun. 370 00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:23,661 Put the map away, Dad. 371 00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:26,747 - It's not gonna happen. I'm tellin' ya. - Careful, son. You'll wrinkle my past. 372 00:20:26,914 --> 00:20:29,166 Ayuk! And our future. 373 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:33,379 What the map says, Max, we will follow. 374 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:35,965 That's very mystical and everything, Dad, 375 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:39,427 but, uh, seriously, there's this party I have to go to. And there's this girl... 376 00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,804 There'll be plenty of time for parties when you're older. 377 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:45,683 Why, when I was your age I'd never even been invited to a party. 378 00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:48,602 - Look at me now! - Great, Dad. 379 00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,980 - Hop in, Maxie. - No. 380 00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,026 All right, then. 381 00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:58,154 Guess I'll just have to go... 382 00:20:58,404 --> 00:20:59,822 all alone. 383 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:01,407 That's all. 384 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:05,870 Just sit in the boat all alone... 385 00:21:06,162 --> 00:21:07,872 and talk to myself. 386 00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:11,333 - All alone. - I guess so. 387 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,669 - Oh, come on! Hop in! - No, Dad. 388 00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:16,130 - Just hop right in there. - No. 389 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:19,258 - Come on, Maxie. Go for it! - Argh! No. 390 00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:21,761 Let's buckle you up! 391 00:21:22,011 --> 00:21:24,096 And we're ready for takeoff! Ayuk. 392 00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:28,684 Set for adventure, Maxie? 393 00:21:28,851 --> 00:21:31,020 Why are you doing this to me, Dad? 394 00:21:31,228 --> 00:21:34,690 'Cause I don't want ya to end up in the electric chair. 395 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:36,734 Electric chair? What are you... 396 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,694 I'm not givin' up on ya, son. 397 00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:41,572 Together, we're gonna work this out. 398 00:21:41,739 --> 00:21:42,865 Work this out? But, Dad! 399 00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:44,992 No buts about it, Maxie boy. 400 00:21:45,159 --> 00:21:47,203 - Your ol' pop knows best. - But... 401 00:21:51,499 --> 00:21:54,668 Goodbye, house. Goodbye, mailbox. 402 00:21:56,378 --> 00:21:58,422 Goodbye, pile of broken wood. 403 00:22:01,091 --> 00:22:02,426 Goodbye, hopes. 404 00:22:02,593 --> 00:22:03,886 Goodbye, dreams. 405 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:05,387 Goodbye, Roxanne. 406 00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:07,014 Roxanne! 407 00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:09,809 Dad, I gotta stop somewhere first. I have to talk to someone. 408 00:22:09,975 --> 00:22:11,435 - Well... - Turn here! 409 00:22:12,895 --> 00:22:16,065 D-Dad, watch out! Aaah! 410 00:22:16,232 --> 00:22:18,150 Stop here. Here! Pull over! 411 00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:21,654 Now, make it quick, Maxie boy. 412 00:22:21,821 --> 00:22:23,572 We gotta put some road behind us. 413 00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:28,244 You get and cancel your first date in less than an hour. 414 00:22:29,495 --> 00:22:31,705 Must be some kind of lame-o record. 415 00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:38,712 Hi. Is Roxanne home? 416 00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:43,592 M-M-My name's Max. 417 00:22:43,759 --> 00:22:46,428 Does Roxanne live here? 418 00:22:46,595 --> 00:22:49,473 - Does she even live on this block? Ha-ha. - Wait! 419 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,892 It's okay, Daddy. Max is a friend from school. 420 00:22:52,393 --> 00:22:54,186 Oh. 421 00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:57,106 Go on. Go on. Good Daddy. 422 00:22:58,107 --> 00:23:00,276 - Hey, Max. - Hi, there. 423 00:23:01,235 --> 00:23:03,571 You wanna... uh, have a seat? 424 00:23:03,988 --> 00:23:06,323 Hey. Uh... oh. 425 00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,369 Daddy! 426 00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:14,248 I promise, he'll be better behaved when you pick me up for the party. 427 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:17,459 Yeah, that's, uh, sorta why I came by. 428 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:19,545 I'm really looking forward to it, Max. 429 00:23:19,712 --> 00:23:23,382 - Yeah. I was too. - Was? 430 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:26,343 You see, my dad's on this stupid father-son kick and... 431 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:29,263 Don't worry about it, Max. It's just a dumb party. 432 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,182 No, it's not. Roxanne, I really wanted to go with you. 433 00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:34,894 - Max, I understand. Really, it's okay. - But my dad surprised me. 434 00:23:35,060 --> 00:23:36,812 I don't wanna go, but I have no choice. 435 00:23:36,979 --> 00:23:40,441 - I'm sure I can find someone else. - Someone else? 436 00:23:40,691 --> 00:23:44,361 - I'll just talk to you later. - Uh, uh, Roxanne! 437 00:23:44,528 --> 00:23:46,488 Uh, my dad is, uh... 438 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:49,658 My dad's taking me to the Powerline concert in LA. 439 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:53,871 Your dad's taking you clear across the country just to see a concert? 440 00:23:54,455 --> 00:23:57,082 Uh, well, you see, uh, my dad... 441 00:23:57,374 --> 00:24:00,002 uh, knew... knows... knows Powerline. 442 00:24:00,169 --> 00:24:02,004 They used to play together, in a band! 443 00:24:02,171 --> 00:24:05,299 - Yeah! - Come on, son! 444 00:24:05,507 --> 00:24:07,051 Let's get this Show on the road! 445 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,053 Uh... Just a minute! 446 00:24:09,219 --> 00:24:12,431 You... party animal, you. 447 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:18,562 - You're really serious. - Absolutely. 448 00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:20,940 So, uh... 449 00:24:21,106 --> 00:24:24,151 you aren't still thinkin' of goin' with someone else, are you? 450 00:24:24,401 --> 00:24:27,321 - Well, I guess... - Because I was hopin'... 451 00:24:27,488 --> 00:24:29,907 I could, uh, wave to you onstage 452 00:24:30,074 --> 00:24:32,701 when we join Powerline for the final number. 453 00:24:32,993 --> 00:24:34,620 This is incredible. 454 00:24:35,037 --> 00:24:36,497 Well, I wouldn't miss our date for anything 455 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,040 that wasn't incredible, Roxanne. 456 00:24:39,249 --> 00:24:40,125 Mwa. 457 00:24:42,878 --> 00:24:44,630 Have a great time at the concert, Max. 458 00:24:44,964 --> 00:24:47,341 I'll see you on TV! 459 00:24:47,675 --> 00:24:49,927 Ah. I'm in deep sludge. 460 00:24:59,728 --> 00:25:00,813 Day one. 461 00:25:01,188 --> 00:25:02,731 Well, here we are, 462 00:25:02,898 --> 00:25:06,443 out on the open road, retracin' the steps of my boyhood. 463 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:09,947 And here's Maxie! A yuk! 464 00:25:10,114 --> 00:25:11,824 Say hi, Max. 465 00:25:12,866 --> 00:25:15,995 - Well, how 'bout a wave? - Not now, Dad. 466 00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:18,372 Ayuk! What a kidder! 467 00:25:22,543 --> 00:25:23,711 Hmm. 468 00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:29,717 Fun games I used to play with my dad. 469 00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:33,804 Road bingo. Twenty ques... Hey, Maxie. 470 00:25:33,971 --> 00:25:35,139 Let's play a game. 471 00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:37,808 You think of a name, and I'll try and guess who it is. 472 00:25:37,975 --> 00:25:40,477 - Uh, man or woman? - Oh, man. 473 00:25:40,644 --> 00:25:41,895 A man, huh? 474 00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,148 Hmm, that's a toughie. 475 00:25:44,314 --> 00:25:46,150 Uh, let's see. 476 00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:48,652 - Walt Disney! - Right. 477 00:25:48,819 --> 00:25:50,362 I'm good at this. 478 00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:52,072 Now, uh, I'll think of one. 479 00:25:52,281 --> 00:25:54,533 Hmm. 480 00:25:56,577 --> 00:25:59,121 Oh! You wanna sing a song, huh? 481 00:25:59,621 --> 00:26:03,125 Me and my dad used to sing this one all the time. 482 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,753 High hopes 483 00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:08,922 He's got high hopes 484 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:12,509 He's got high apple pie 485 00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,012 kin the sky hopes' 486 00:26:19,475 --> 00:26:21,769 Oops, there goes another... 487 00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:27,191 Oops, there goes... 488 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:29,860 Oops, there goes... 489 00:26:30,027 --> 00:26:32,863 Oops... 490 00:26:38,577 --> 00:26:41,288 Oh, g-great, Dad. Now we don't have any music! 491 00:26:41,622 --> 00:26:44,166 Oh, Maxie. It's not so bad. 492 00:26:44,333 --> 00:26:46,168 We'll just have to entertain ourselves! 493 00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:02,351 Putt-putt-poof! 494 00:27:02,518 --> 00:27:04,645 Putt-putt-poof! 495 00:27:04,812 --> 00:27:06,855 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof! 496 00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:11,193 Ping-ping-ping. Ping-ping-ping. 497 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,195 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 498 00:27:13,362 --> 00:27:16,532 - Ping-ping-ping. - Putt-putt-poof. 499 00:27:20,410 --> 00:27:24,873 Do ya need a break from modern livin'? 500 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:28,961 Do you long to shed your weary load? 501 00:27:29,586 --> 00:27:31,797 If your nerves are raw And your brain is fried 502 00:27:31,964 --> 00:27:35,050 Just grab a friend And take a ride together 503 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:37,928 On the open road 504 00:27:38,095 --> 00:27:40,097 Come on, Maxie! Ayuk! 505 00:27:40,264 --> 00:27:44,184 All in all, I'd rather have detention 506 00:27:44,643 --> 00:27:47,729 An in all, I'd rather eat a toad' 507 00:27:48,021 --> 00:27:49,439 Yuck! 508 00:27:49,606 --> 00:27:51,942 Old man drives like such a klutz' 509 00:27:52,109 --> 00:27:54,611 That I'm about to hurl my guts Directly... 510 00:27:54,778 --> 00:27:57,865 Upon the open road 511 00:27:58,031 --> 00:28:00,242 There's nothin' can upset me 512 00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:02,286 'Cause now we're on our way 513 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:06,248 Our trusty map will guide us Straight and true 514 00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:08,750 Roxanne, please don't forget me 515 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,294 I will return someday' 516 00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:14,882 Though I may be in traction when I do 517 00:28:15,424 --> 00:28:18,760 - Me and Max relaxin' like the old days - This is worse... 518 00:28:18,927 --> 00:28:22,264 - ... Than dragon breath and acne - In a buddy-buddy kind of way 519 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:24,808 I'm so mad I think I may explode 520 00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:28,604 - When I see that highway I could cry - That's funny, so could! 521 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:32,232 Just bein' out on the open road 522 00:28:39,489 --> 00:28:40,824 Howdy, boys 523 00:28:40,908 --> 00:28:43,118 Is this the way to Nashville? 524 00:28:43,285 --> 00:28:45,120 Watch it, Mac! 525 00:28:45,287 --> 00:28:48,457 Or you'll be gettin' towed 526 00:28:48,624 --> 00:28:50,667 I'm in no hurry to arrive 527 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:53,045 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five 528 00:28:53,212 --> 00:28:56,548 The next time I sees the open road 529 00:28:59,301 --> 00:29:03,680 - Just a week of rest and relaxation - Yeah! 530 00:29:03,805 --> 00:29:06,725 And the odd romantic episode 531 00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:08,477 Very odd! 532 00:29:08,644 --> 00:29:10,562 And it's Califor-ni-a or bust 533 00:29:10,729 --> 00:29:12,940 Look out, you dirt-bags, eat my dust 534 00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:17,069 From now on, I own the open road' 535 00:29:17,236 --> 00:29:19,321 It's me and little Maxie' 536 00:29:19,529 --> 00:29:21,531 My pip-squeak pioneer 537 00:29:21,782 --> 00:29:24,326 They're partners forever, westward ho 538 00:29:24,493 --> 00:29:25,911 - Yee-haw! - Yee-haw! 539 00:29:26,036 --> 00:29:30,290 Could someone call a taxi And get me outta here? 540 00:29:30,457 --> 00:29:33,877 To Beverly Hills 90210 541 00:29:33,961 --> 00:29:38,048 Oh, every day, another new adventure 542 00:29:38,966 --> 00:29:43,053 Every mile, another new ZIP Code 543 00:29:43,637 --> 00:29:46,056 And the cares we had are gone for good 544 00:29:46,139 --> 00:29:47,933 And I'd go with them if! could 545 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:50,227 I got no strings on me' 546 00:29:50,394 --> 00:29:52,187 I'm feelin' fancy free 547 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:55,607 How wonderful to be' 548 00:29:55,774 --> 00:30:00,529 On the open ro-oad 549 00:30:00,696 --> 00:30:04,116 Re-cad ' 550 00:30:16,503 --> 00:30:20,382 You'll all do-do-do-do' 551 00:30:20,882 --> 00:30:23,093 Do-do-do bum-bum-bum 552 00:30:23,176 --> 00:30:24,511 Grandpa! Grandpa! 553 00:30:27,764 --> 00:30:30,934 Dad, you're gonna get us killed! 554 00:30:31,101 --> 00:30:34,187 - Why don't you just give me the map? - Oh, no thanks, son. 555 00:30:34,354 --> 00:30:36,606 Navigating's a big responsibility. 556 00:30:36,773 --> 00:30:40,360 Besides, you wouldn't wanna spoil the big surprise! 557 00:30:40,527 --> 00:30:43,530 I'm takin' you someplace pretty special. 558 00:30:50,746 --> 00:30:53,790 Gosh! It's even better than I remembered. 559 00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:57,461 No, Mommy! I don't wanna go! 560 00:30:58,003 --> 00:30:59,588 Yeah, fun. Tell you what... 561 00:30:59,755 --> 00:31:01,965 - I'm just gonna wait here in the car. - Ayuk! 562 00:31:02,132 --> 00:31:04,343 You party pooper! Come on. 563 00:31:04,509 --> 00:31:06,011 This is gonna be fun! 564 00:31:06,678 --> 00:31:08,764 Oh, howdy there, folks. 565 00:31:09,222 --> 00:31:12,184 Lester's is proud to present... 566 00:31:12,267 --> 00:31:16,104 the Possum Posse Jamboree. 567 00:31:16,855 --> 00:31:17,731 Here it is. 568 00:31:20,108 --> 00:31:22,569 Oh, boy! Just in time. 569 00:31:27,991 --> 00:31:29,534 Howdy, folks. 570 00:31:30,077 --> 00:31:32,412 Who's your favorite possum? 571 00:31:32,704 --> 00:31:33,997 Lester! 572 00:31:36,625 --> 00:31:38,585 Got us a seat right up front. 573 00:31:38,752 --> 00:31:40,837 Let me introduce you to the posse. 574 00:31:41,213 --> 00:31:44,716 Here's Beuford, Beulah, and Mordachai. 575 00:31:46,385 --> 00:31:49,930 Hey, Lester, ready for yodelin'? Ha-ha-ha. 576 00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,681 Sure am, Beuford! 577 00:31:52,099 --> 00:31:53,850 Now gather 'round my possum pals 578 00:31:53,934 --> 00:31:55,102 Join the jamboree 579 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:57,771 Come hoot and howl And holler from the heart... 580 00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:00,357 This is pathetic. 581 00:32:01,817 --> 00:32:06,071 - Here in Lester's Possum Park - Join in, folks. 582 00:32:06,238 --> 00:32:08,532 This is yodelin' time! 583 00:32:08,698 --> 00:32:11,868 Yodel-lay-ee, yodel-ee-oo' 584 00:32:12,035 --> 00:32:13,870 Yodel-ee-oo, ooo-ooo-ooo' 585 00:32:14,121 --> 00:32:16,581 Lester's Possum Park' 586 00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:20,710 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah 587 00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:22,879 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 588 00:32:23,046 --> 00:32:26,174 Ayuk! Yodel-lay-ee, ooo-ooo-ooo 589 00:32:26,341 --> 00:32:28,009 - Don't you wanna be - Mm-hmm. 590 00:32:28,135 --> 00:32:29,428 - A-hangin' from a tree? - Uh-huh. 591 00:32:29,511 --> 00:32:34,349 We're mighty glad to see ya And the parking's always free 592 00:32:34,516 --> 00:32:37,978 Here at Lester's Po-Po' 593 00:32:38,270 --> 00:32:41,440 Po-Possum Park' 594 00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:43,608 Doodle-do, diddle-do' 595 00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,823 Hey, that's the ticket! 596 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,742 I'll be right back, my little possum pal. 597 00:32:52,909 --> 00:32:55,454 My life's a living... 598 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,205 Hello, little buddy! 599 00:32:59,207 --> 00:33:01,918 Who's your favorite possum? 600 00:33:02,544 --> 00:33:03,962 Don't touch me. 601 00:33:04,546 --> 00:33:07,591 Aww. Why such a long face? 602 00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:10,385 You're so sad. 603 00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:13,638 I know! You need a big hug from Lester. 604 00:33:13,805 --> 00:33:16,099 - Don't even think about it! No! - See? 605 00:33:16,266 --> 00:33:19,561 Now you feel all good inside. 606 00:33:20,312 --> 00:33:21,646 Beat it, doofus! 607 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:30,155 - Oh, no. No, Dad. Not that. Please. - Here you go, sport. 608 00:33:30,322 --> 00:33:32,240 What say we get our picture taken? 609 00:33:35,327 --> 00:33:38,455 - You have got to be kidding. - Oh, all right. 610 00:33:38,622 --> 00:33:40,081 But you're missin' out. 611 00:33:41,249 --> 00:33:43,877 Urgh. Huh? 612 00:33:44,336 --> 00:33:45,962 Hiya, son! 613 00:33:48,089 --> 00:33:50,550 Hey, everyone! Check out the dork! 614 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:52,010 Say "sassafras." 615 00:33:52,177 --> 00:33:54,429 Sassy-frass! 616 00:33:54,679 --> 00:33:58,099 Argh! 617 00:33:58,266 --> 00:34:00,310 Ahh! Get it! Get it! 618 00:34:04,606 --> 00:34:06,816 That's the spirit, Maxie! 619 00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:10,153 Whoa! No! 620 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,864 Dad, stop! Please! No! 621 00:34:13,657 --> 00:34:15,200 Dad, look, this is embarrassing. 622 00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:17,536 No, no, no! 623 00:34:17,702 --> 00:34:19,746 Let go! Dad! 624 00:34:19,913 --> 00:34:21,748 Ta-da! Ayuk. 625 00:34:23,875 --> 00:34:27,712 It's Dork and Dork Junior! Hah-hah-hah! 626 00:34:49,276 --> 00:34:51,278 - Argh! - Max! 627 00:34:52,487 --> 00:34:54,823 Hey, what the heck you tryin' to do? 628 00:34:54,990 --> 00:34:57,826 - Trying to get away from you! - Me? 629 00:34:58,451 --> 00:35:00,787 - What'd I do? - Forget it! 630 00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:04,165 I thought we was having fun. What's the matter? 631 00:35:04,457 --> 00:35:06,042 Nothin'. Let's just go. 632 00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,044 Well, come on! 633 00:35:19,806 --> 00:35:21,433 Hey, you dropped your hat. 634 00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:24,394 Ah! This is the stupidest vacation! 635 00:35:24,561 --> 00:35:27,105 You drag me from home, you jam me in this dumb car, 636 00:35:27,272 --> 00:35:31,067 then drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat Show! 637 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,403 Call me when the trip's over. 638 00:36:21,451 --> 00:36:22,577 Hey, Max. 639 00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:25,664 You wanna get in some fishin' practice? 640 00:36:26,164 --> 00:36:29,334 Just a couple of days 'til we get to Lake Destiny. 641 00:36:30,502 --> 00:36:31,795 Maybe later. 642 00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:08,415 Whoa! 643 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:10,667 Now that's camping. 644 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,503 Did you say somethin', Max? Ow! 645 00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:21,302 - Pete? - Goofy? 646 00:37:21,511 --> 00:37:25,348 Oh-ho! What a serendipity doo-dah! 647 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:27,684 Who'd've thunk it, huh? 648 00:37:27,851 --> 00:37:30,687 - Is P.J. here? - Who? Oh, yeah. 649 00:37:31,104 --> 00:37:33,273 I'm sure he's loafin' around here somewhere. 650 00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:35,316 It ain't a question of how 651 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,485 Just a matter of when' 652 00:37:37,652 --> 00:37:40,530 You get the message That I'm trying to sing 653 00:37:40,697 --> 00:37:43,742 I'm under a spell, I'm in over my head 654 00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:47,203 And you know I'm goin' All of the way to the end 655 00:37:47,370 --> 00:37:48,371 What a goob! 656 00:37:48,538 --> 00:37:52,208 To stand out above the crowd 657 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:55,044 Even if you got to shout out loud 658 00:37:55,211 --> 00:37:57,630 No matter what the look is It's Max, I get... 659 00:37:57,881 --> 00:37:58,965 - Max! - H-H-Hey! 660 00:37:59,132 --> 00:38:01,384 Whoa! Small wilderness, dude. 661 00:38:01,551 --> 00:38:04,137 - Didn't expect to run into you. - Apparently not. 662 00:38:04,304 --> 00:38:07,932 You're just jealous, man, 'cause you ain't got the moves! 663 00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:09,684 Yeah, you can keep the moves. 664 00:38:10,393 --> 00:38:13,354 But I wouldn't mind havin' this RV. Oh! 665 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:18,067 - You are so lucky, man. - Me? Oh, come on. You're the star. 666 00:38:18,401 --> 00:38:20,904 - Wh-What do you... - Going to the Powerline concert. 667 00:38:21,237 --> 00:38:24,866 - Ah! It's unbelievable, man. - Who told you about that? 668 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,869 Hey, come on. Everybody in town knows about it, Max. 669 00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:30,371 You are gonna be famous, buddy. 670 00:38:30,747 --> 00:38:32,874 Especially with Roxanne. 671 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:37,754 There's, uh, only one person who doesn't know about it yet, Peej. 672 00:38:38,087 --> 00:38:40,298 - Who? - My dad. 673 00:38:41,090 --> 00:38:42,550 So tell me, Goof. 674 00:38:42,717 --> 00:38:44,928 Is that kid of yours still givin' you guff? 675 00:38:45,094 --> 00:38:46,554 Oh, I don't know what's wrong. 676 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:50,725 Just seems like everything I try only drives Max further away. 677 00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:53,561 Maybe I oughta just back off, I don't know. 678 00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:55,605 Wrong, Goof. 679 00:38:55,855 --> 00:38:58,691 Look, if you keep 'em under your thumb, 680 00:38:58,858 --> 00:39:01,736 they'll never end up in the gutter. 681 00:39:07,826 --> 00:39:09,869 Too bad, Pete. Almost. 682 00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:11,788 Almost? Hah! 683 00:39:11,996 --> 00:39:13,164 Watch this. 684 00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:14,999 PAH! 685 00:39:15,250 --> 00:39:17,627 Here, sir. Comin', sir. Yes, sir. 686 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,884 Whoo-hoo! Strike-Ola! 687 00:39:25,051 --> 00:39:27,178 Yee-haw! Thank you. Thank you. Yes! 688 00:39:27,428 --> 00:39:29,764 And the crowd goes wild! Ahh-ha-ha-ha! 689 00:39:30,014 --> 00:39:31,099 High five, son! 690 00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:32,308 Psych! 691 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,602 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 692 00:39:34,853 --> 00:39:37,480 Say, Goof, why don't you two stay for dinner? 693 00:39:37,772 --> 00:39:39,983 - Cool! - Oh, no thanks, Pete. 694 00:39:40,149 --> 00:39:43,319 - Max and I have some fish to catch. - Dad, we can do that tomorrow. 695 00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:45,113 So, uh, what're we havin'? 696 00:39:45,363 --> 00:39:49,242 - But, Max, I thought... - Ahem! Under your thumb, Goof. 697 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:53,162 - Maximilian! - What? 698 00:39:53,329 --> 00:39:54,873 Get your gear, little man. 699 00:39:55,081 --> 00:39:56,833 We're goin' fishin'! 700 00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:00,253 And I mean now! 701 00:40:09,512 --> 00:40:11,472 Dad, I don't even know how to fish. 702 00:40:11,639 --> 00:40:13,892 Oh, now come on. That never stopped me! 703 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:15,685 Let me Show you a little family secret, 704 00:40:15,852 --> 00:40:19,480 handed down through about 12 or 13 Goof generations. 705 00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:22,150 The perfect cast! 706 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:23,860 The perfect what? 707 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,403 The perfect cast. 708 00:40:25,570 --> 00:40:28,114 My dad taught it to me when I was about your age. 709 00:40:28,781 --> 00:40:31,159 Okay now, watch carefully. 710 00:40:31,618 --> 00:40:33,661 You gotta be l-l-loose. 711 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:36,706 Relaxed, with your feet apart. 712 00:40:37,248 --> 00:40:40,627 And... ten o'clock, two o'clock... 713 00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:43,129 Quarter to three, tour jeté. 714 00:40:43,296 --> 00:40:45,465 Twist, over, pas de deux. 715 00:40:45,632 --> 00:40:48,301 I'm a little teapot And the windup! 716 00:40:50,637 --> 00:40:51,512 Huh? 717 00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:54,265 And let her fly! 718 00:40:54,641 --> 00:40:56,476 The perfect cast. 719 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:13,493 And now we reel her in. 720 00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:18,831 Grrr. Ah! Ooh! 721 00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:21,584 Oof! Grrr! 722 00:41:26,506 --> 00:41:28,591 - Whoa! - Grrr! 723 00:41:29,676 --> 00:41:31,135 Quick, get the camera! 724 00:41:36,265 --> 00:41:38,226 Must be over three pounds. 725 00:41:38,768 --> 00:41:40,103 I don't wanna miss this! 726 00:41:42,981 --> 00:41:44,357 Look, Max! 727 00:41:44,649 --> 00:41:46,401 A... duh, D-Dad? 728 00:41:46,693 --> 00:41:48,778 It's Bigfoot! 729 00:41:49,195 --> 00:41:52,490 Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot? You're out of focus. 730 00:41:55,785 --> 00:41:56,953 What's the idea? 731 00:41:59,163 --> 00:42:00,498 Bigfoot! 732 00:42:05,294 --> 00:42:07,714 Behold the legendary Bigfoot! 733 00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:10,883 Fabled, but seldom... Yeow-hoo-hoo! 734 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:14,303 - It's locked! - Quick! The sunroof! 735 00:42:17,015 --> 00:42:17,890 Hurry up! 736 00:42:20,935 --> 00:42:22,311 Hurry up! 737 00:42:25,398 --> 00:42:26,524 Huh? 738 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:28,067 Whoa! 739 00:42:30,236 --> 00:42:31,779 I can't believe it! 740 00:42:32,488 --> 00:42:33,781 Bigfoot! 741 00:42:33,948 --> 00:42:36,159 And I got the only video! 742 00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:38,369 We're gonna be famous! 743 00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,624 Huh? Grrr. 744 00:42:44,125 --> 00:42:45,752 Let's just get outta here. 745 00:42:52,842 --> 00:42:54,302 Ha-ha! 746 00:42:57,722 --> 00:43:00,266 Ooh. 747 00:43:10,109 --> 00:43:11,486 Is he gone yet? 748 00:43:12,695 --> 00:43:14,405 Mm-mm-mm-mm? 749 00:43:14,572 --> 00:43:17,408 - Nnn. Bb-fftt. - Bb-bbb-bbb. 750 00:43:19,660 --> 00:43:21,370 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 751 00:43:22,789 --> 00:43:24,874 Nope. He's still here. 752 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:27,043 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 753 00:43:31,672 --> 00:43:34,759 Gee, Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach? 754 00:43:35,009 --> 00:43:36,677 Man, I'm starving. 755 00:43:38,387 --> 00:43:41,599 Ayuk! Alphabet Soup comin' up. 756 00:43:44,644 --> 00:43:45,645 Huh? 757 00:43:46,854 --> 00:43:48,147 Uh, Dad? 758 00:43:50,358 --> 00:43:51,818 Dad! 759 00:43:52,151 --> 00:43:54,779 Stop playing around! He's coming! 760 00:44:05,039 --> 00:44:08,668 You can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man 761 00:44:08,835 --> 00:44:10,294 No time to talk' 762 00:44:12,588 --> 00:44:14,674 I've been kicked around Since I was born 763 00:44:14,841 --> 00:44:16,759 But then it's all right, it's okay 764 00:44:18,594 --> 00:44:21,639 Well, it's nice to know this thing's good for somethin'. 765 00:44:25,726 --> 00:44:29,981 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 766 00:44:30,189 --> 00:44:33,067 Ah, ah, ah, ah Stayin' alive... 767 00:44:41,492 --> 00:44:42,869 What's so funny? 768 00:44:44,078 --> 00:44:45,204 "Hi, Dad" Soup. 769 00:44:45,454 --> 00:44:46,581 Huh? 770 00:44:46,914 --> 00:44:49,333 Don't tell me you don't remember "Hi, Dad" Soup! 771 00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,920 Oh, come on. Sure you do. 772 00:44:53,212 --> 00:44:56,966 You used to spell things out using the letters, like, uh, "Hi, Dad," 773 00:44:57,133 --> 00:44:58,926 - Or Maxie, or... - Ambidextrous? 774 00:44:59,093 --> 00:45:00,595 Yeah! That's... Huh? 775 00:45:00,803 --> 00:45:03,055 No! Little words like... 776 00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:05,474 - Hasta la vista? - Like "Bye-bye." 777 00:45:05,641 --> 00:45:09,228 - Or "I pledge allegiance"... - Ayuk-ayuk. Or "I love you." 778 00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:16,777 Is, uh... is it soup yet? 779 00:45:16,986 --> 00:45:18,529 Oh, oh. I almost forgot. 780 00:45:20,114 --> 00:45:21,908 Whoa! Where'd you learn to do that? 781 00:45:22,491 --> 00:45:25,620 Your granddad taught me that when we went to Yosemite. 782 00:45:26,287 --> 00:45:27,955 You two did a lot together, huh? 783 00:45:28,414 --> 00:45:29,415 Yep. 784 00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:33,753 - Max, you and I... - Dad, I'm sorry... 785 00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,173 Um, um... how's the soup? 786 00:45:38,424 --> 00:45:40,509 Not bad. Um, not... Ahem. 787 00:45:43,179 --> 00:45:45,306 - What? - N-nothin'. 788 00:45:53,272 --> 00:45:56,108 Well, we might as well get some shuteye. 789 00:45:56,275 --> 00:45:58,361 I don't think we're goin' anywhere tonight. 790 00:46:19,548 --> 00:46:21,092 Hi, Maxie. 791 00:46:58,504 --> 00:47:00,006 "Dear Roxanne, 792 00:47:00,631 --> 00:47:02,216 "I couldn't sleep... 793 00:47:02,967 --> 00:47:05,469 "so I thought I'd drop you a line. 794 00:47:05,803 --> 00:47:08,931 "Dad and I are having a great time! We're only days away from LA. 795 00:47:09,056 --> 00:47:12,184 "and I can hardly wait for the big concert.” 796 00:47:15,980 --> 00:47:18,024 More "Hi, Dad" Soup, please. 797 00:47:25,031 --> 00:47:28,659 "Dear Roxanne, sorry I lied, 798 00:47:28,826 --> 00:47:31,412 "but I'm not really going to the Powerline concert. 799 00:47:31,579 --> 00:47:34,915 "You may never want to see me again... ” 800 00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:36,542 Oh, man. 801 00:47:37,168 --> 00:47:38,961 I'm dead no matter what I do! 802 00:48:36,894 --> 00:48:40,272 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 803 00:48:40,773 --> 00:48:43,859 Ah... three and a half? 804 00:49:17,726 --> 00:49:20,354 - Pickup! - Hold your horses. 805 00:49:25,443 --> 00:49:27,027 - Short stack? - Right here. 806 00:49:27,194 --> 00:49:28,737 Here you go, hun. Eggs? 807 00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:30,948 Eggs? 808 00:49:31,115 --> 00:49:33,284 - Eggs! - Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. Sorry. 809 00:49:33,451 --> 00:49:35,327 Here you go, cutie. 810 00:49:53,053 --> 00:49:56,849 - Max, I think we need to talk about this. - Huh? 811 00:49:57,016 --> 00:50:00,769 Seems to me you need to start taking some responsibility around here. 812 00:50:01,937 --> 00:50:04,857 Excuse me. Can I have your attention, please? 813 00:50:06,525 --> 00:50:10,696 I, Goofy, hereby dub my son Maximilian... 814 00:50:10,946 --> 00:50:15,993 Official Navigator and Head "Which-Wayer“ of this here road trip. 815 00:50:16,535 --> 00:50:18,746 - Isn't that nice? - Hee-haw! 816 00:50:19,079 --> 00:50:20,372 Seriously? 817 00:50:20,664 --> 00:50:23,292 I'm not even lookin' at the map any more. 818 00:50:23,459 --> 00:50:27,087 As a matter of fact, you can pick all the stops from here to Lake Destiny. 819 00:50:28,130 --> 00:50:29,757 I trust you wholeheartedly, son. 820 00:50:31,133 --> 00:50:32,843 To the open road! 821 00:50:34,512 --> 00:50:36,096 To the... open road! 822 00:50:43,395 --> 00:50:47,024 Wha-hoo! Wha-hoo! 823 00:50:54,448 --> 00:50:55,950 - Ooh! - Ow! 824 00:50:58,244 --> 00:51:00,829 - Ya-hoo! - Woo-hoo! 825 00:51:21,141 --> 00:51:22,393 Oh boy! 826 00:51:43,247 --> 00:51:45,666 Whoa! 827 00:51:58,178 --> 00:52:01,140 Oo-oo-waah! 828 00:52:04,602 --> 00:52:07,313 - Wah-ha-hoo! - Oof! 829 00:52:24,079 --> 00:52:25,289 Gosh! 830 00:52:26,999 --> 00:52:28,292 Whoa-ho-ho! 831 00:52:29,043 --> 00:52:31,795 Check out the bed! 832 00:52:32,212 --> 00:52:33,589 Check out the dresser! 833 00:52:33,756 --> 00:52:34,673 Coral! 834 00:52:35,549 --> 00:52:36,717 Nice lamp. 835 00:52:37,968 --> 00:52:40,346 Classy choice there, Navigator. 836 00:52:40,471 --> 00:52:41,972 - This is the police! - Huh? 837 00:52:42,139 --> 00:52:46,018 We've got the place surrounded, see? You Goofs come out with your hands up. 838 00:52:49,855 --> 00:52:52,149 You should've seen the look on your face! 839 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,320 - Ayuk! You really had him fooled, Pete! - Me? 840 00:52:56,612 --> 00:52:58,280 You jumped outta your skin! 841 00:52:58,447 --> 00:53:01,200 - I was just pretendin' for your sake. - All right, sure! 842 00:53:01,492 --> 00:53:03,619 - Did too! - Did not! 843 00:53:03,786 --> 00:53:05,245 Oh, ain't this sweet? 844 00:53:07,081 --> 00:53:09,958 Don't let him fool you with that buddy-buddy act now. 845 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:12,169 Under your thumb! 846 00:53:12,628 --> 00:53:16,548 So... since we're all bein' palsy-walsy here, 847 00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:18,926 - how 'bout lettin' me hook up the RV? - Well... 848 00:53:19,093 --> 00:53:22,262 Oh, it's just a tiny extension cord. You'll hardly even notice it. 849 00:53:22,429 --> 00:53:24,598 - Okay. - Great! P.J.! 850 00:53:24,890 --> 00:53:27,267 “PA. GRUNTS)' 851 00:53:30,145 --> 00:53:33,732 Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza? This might take a while. 852 00:53:37,444 --> 00:53:39,613 - No, I mean it... Ahh! - Here you go, kids. 853 00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:41,490 I'm gonna check out the hot tub. 854 00:53:41,657 --> 00:53:43,325 - Okay, sir. - All right. 855 00:53:43,826 --> 00:53:45,536 I can't believe you, man. 856 00:53:45,703 --> 00:53:48,664 Whatever made you think your dad would fall for a stupid idea like that? 857 00:53:48,997 --> 00:53:51,500 - It wasn't stupid! - Come on! It was really stupid. 858 00:53:51,667 --> 00:53:53,544 Changing the map? 859 00:53:53,711 --> 00:53:57,423 I didn't know what I was doin', all right? I-I was panicked. 860 00:54:01,301 --> 00:54:03,053 Oof-oof-oof. 861 00:54:03,220 --> 00:54:05,764 Oh-oh-ah-ah! 862 00:54:06,056 --> 00:54:08,517 Ah! 863 00:54:15,315 --> 00:54:18,819 Taking a break from the MTV generation, huh? 864 00:54:19,153 --> 00:54:20,612 Can't say I blame ya. 865 00:54:22,489 --> 00:54:25,284 People are always puttin' too much water in these things. 866 00:54:25,951 --> 00:54:26,994 80, um... 867 00:54:27,161 --> 00:54:30,789 you and your son seem to be, uh, gettin' along just hunky-dory, huh? 868 00:54:31,081 --> 00:54:33,125 Yeah, it's been great! 869 00:54:33,333 --> 00:54:36,462 You know, it's funny, but none of your techniques worked for me. 870 00:54:36,754 --> 00:54:38,839 The harder I tried, the worse it got. 871 00:54:39,006 --> 00:54:42,760 - Once I eased up, things just clicked! - Oh, that's swell. 872 00:54:43,427 --> 00:54:46,180 So, there's no problems then, huh? 873 00:54:46,555 --> 00:54:48,182 Not a one! 874 00:54:50,517 --> 00:54:51,977 That's, uh... 875 00:54:52,811 --> 00:54:55,939 I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, but uh... 876 00:54:56,648 --> 00:54:57,649 What is it, Pete? 877 00:54:58,442 --> 00:55:01,987 - Your kid's dupin' ya. - What do you mean? 878 00:55:02,154 --> 00:55:05,324 Well, I heard the little mutant tellin' P.J. that he changed the map, 879 00:55:05,491 --> 00:55:08,076 so you're headin' straight to LA, pal. 880 00:55:08,952 --> 00:55:11,622 - What? - Oh, you tried, Goof. 881 00:55:11,914 --> 00:55:14,416 He's just a bad kid, that's all. 882 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:16,585 I don't believe you. 883 00:55:16,919 --> 00:55:19,296 - What? - I don't believe ya, Pete! 884 00:55:19,588 --> 00:55:22,674 Well, hey, don't take my word for it. Check your map. 885 00:55:23,133 --> 00:55:24,927 I don't need to check the map. 886 00:55:25,093 --> 00:55:26,637 I trust my son. 887 00:55:27,971 --> 00:55:31,642 You know, maybe Max isn't all the things that you think a son should be. 888 00:55:31,850 --> 00:55:34,019 But... he loves me. 889 00:55:34,269 --> 00:55:36,522 Hey, my son respects me! 890 00:55:37,773 --> 00:55:39,024 Yeah. 891 00:55:40,859 --> 00:55:43,070 Check the map, Goof! 892 00:56:18,564 --> 00:56:19,857 Hi, Dad. 893 00:56:22,109 --> 00:56:24,486 Sorry about the mess. I-I'll clean it up. 894 00:56:36,206 --> 00:56:38,834 - Me think I better go. - See ya, Peej. 895 00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:41,962 - Don't forget... Powerline! - Shh! 896 00:57:19,499 --> 00:57:21,168 Well, here you go, Navigator. 897 00:57:22,669 --> 00:57:25,297 Just follow my route on the map, son. 898 00:57:27,341 --> 00:57:28,508 Okay. 899 00:57:29,343 --> 00:57:31,178 Um, huh... 900 00:57:32,763 --> 00:57:34,598 Here comes our junction. 901 00:57:38,143 --> 00:57:40,687 Okay, Max, now this is it. Left or right? 902 00:57:40,979 --> 00:57:42,397 Uh... 903 00:57:44,983 --> 00:57:46,443 Come on, Max! 904 00:57:46,735 --> 00:57:48,654 Uh, left! 905 00:58:01,959 --> 00:58:04,252 Uh... how 'bout a song, Dad? 906 00:58:06,338 --> 00:58:07,756 Uh... a game? 907 00:58:07,965 --> 00:58:09,841 A game. Yeah! Yeah, a game. Okay. 908 00:58:10,008 --> 00:58:11,677 Uh... a man or woman? 909 00:58:13,512 --> 00:58:15,764 A man? Man, okay. Uh... Walt Disney! 910 00:58:41,581 --> 00:58:42,958 Dad... 911 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:45,085 Listen, about my directions... 912 00:58:45,419 --> 00:58:48,255 Will you listen to me? I gotta tell you somethin', Dad. 913 00:58:48,422 --> 00:58:52,217 Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway. 914 00:58:52,384 --> 00:58:53,510 Right? 915 00:58:54,177 --> 00:58:56,096 Ah, forget it. 916 00:59:11,445 --> 00:59:12,863 H-H-Hey, the car! 917 00:59:13,030 --> 00:59:15,490 - What? Now you want to drive, too? - No, Dad. 918 00:59:15,782 --> 00:59:17,284 The car! Look! 919 00:59:17,534 --> 00:59:19,161 The car! 920 00:59:23,248 --> 00:59:24,624 What'd you do now, Max? 921 00:59:24,708 --> 00:59:26,585 I didn't do anything, Dad. I only touched it. 922 00:59:28,879 --> 00:59:31,173 WW-Whoa“! 923 00:59:36,762 --> 00:59:37,888 You looked it! 924 00:59:38,055 --> 00:59:41,058 I looked it? It's your door. You looked it. 925 00:59:41,308 --> 00:59:42,517 Well, you distracted me. 926 00:59:42,684 --> 00:59:43,852 Whoa! 927 00:59:44,311 --> 00:59:46,772 You should've put the brake on. 928 00:59:46,897 --> 00:59:48,565 Why don't you just put it on yourself? 929 00:59:49,691 --> 00:59:51,985 See? You ruin everything. 930 00:59:54,112 --> 00:59:57,282 W-well, y-you r-ruined the vacation. 931 00:59:57,657 --> 01:00:00,160 I ruined it? 932 01:00:00,327 --> 01:00:02,788 I never... wanted to go... 933 01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,456 on this stupid... 934 01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:07,084 vacation! 935 01:00:16,885 --> 01:00:18,553 Ah! Ah! 936 01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,765 - Now look where you've got us, Dad! - Where I got us? 937 01:00:21,932 --> 01:00:24,101 - You should've let me stay at home. - Why? 938 01:00:24,893 --> 01:00:26,353 So you'd end up in prison? 939 01:00:26,603 --> 01:00:29,481 Prison? What are you talkin' about? 940 01:00:29,815 --> 01:00:32,818 - Your principal called me. - It's not what you think. 941 01:00:32,984 --> 01:00:34,903 You even lied to me! 942 01:00:35,070 --> 01:00:37,197 I had to! You were ruining my life. 943 01:00:37,447 --> 01:00:40,742 I was only tryin' to take my boy fishin', okay? 944 01:00:40,826 --> 01:00:43,620 I'm not your little boy any more, Dad! 945 01:00:43,703 --> 01:00:45,205 I've grown up. 946 01:00:45,372 --> 01:00:46,832 I've got my own life now. 947 01:00:47,082 --> 01:00:48,375 I know that! 948 01:00:48,875 --> 01:00:50,877 I just wanted to be part of it. 949 01:00:54,172 --> 01:00:55,841 You're my son, Max. 950 01:00:56,049 --> 01:00:57,968 No matter how big you get, 951 01:00:58,176 --> 01:01:00,470 you'll always be my son. 952 01:01:50,103 --> 01:01:53,940 There are times you drive me Shall we say, bananas 953 01:01:54,733 --> 01:01:58,445 And your mind is missin' No offense, a screw 954 01:01:58,612 --> 01:01:59,529 None taken. 955 01:01:59,613 --> 01:02:02,073 Still, whatever mess I land in 956 01:02:02,324 --> 01:02:04,951 Who is always understandin'? 957 01:02:05,035 --> 01:02:08,455 Nobody else but you 958 01:02:09,497 --> 01:02:14,544 Oh, your moodiness is Now and then bewilderin' 959 01:02:14,711 --> 01:02:17,756 And your values may be Soto speak, askew 960 01:02:17,923 --> 01:02:19,090 Gesundheit. - Thanks. 961 01:02:19,382 --> 01:02:22,135 Who deserves a hero's trophy 962 01:02:22,302 --> 01:02:24,346 As we face each catastro-phee? 963 01:02:24,596 --> 01:02:28,767 Nobody else but you 964 01:02:29,893 --> 01:02:34,105 Nobody else but you 965 01:02:34,356 --> 01:02:36,107 kit's just our luck' 966 01:02:36,816 --> 01:02:39,361 We're stuck together 967 01:02:39,486 --> 01:02:43,531 Nobody else but you 968 01:02:44,074 --> 01:02:49,079 It's crazy enough to believe We'll come through 969 01:02:50,956 --> 01:02:55,001 So your jokes are all Let's face it, prehistoric 970 01:02:56,086 --> 01:02:59,422 And your music sounds Like monkeys in a zoo 971 01:03:00,924 --> 01:03:03,426 But when life becomes distressin" 972 01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:05,804 Who will 1 be SOS-in'? 973 01:03:06,054 --> 01:03:08,181 If you're havin' trouble guessing 974 01:03:08,306 --> 01:03:10,016 Here's a clue' 975 01:03:10,767 --> 01:03:12,978 Though he seems intoxicated 976 01:03:13,436 --> 01:03:15,730 He's just highly animated 977 01:03:15,897 --> 01:03:18,566 And he's nobody else but 978 01:03:18,942 --> 01:03:22,612 Nobody else but you 979 01:03:23,405 --> 01:03:25,490 We've turned into' 980 01:03:25,865 --> 01:03:28,410 A true-blue duo 981 01:03:28,618 --> 01:03:32,622 Hard times, we've had a few' 982 01:03:32,872 --> 01:03:34,874 Like we're thrown in the drink' 983 01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:37,252 Like we're tossed out of town' 984 01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:39,754 But when I start to sink' 985 01:03:40,005 --> 01:03:42,799 Hey, I'd rather go down 986 01:03:43,049 --> 01:03:44,884 With nobody else 987 01:03:45,176 --> 01:03:50,432 But Y-O-U 988 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:52,392 Aw, Dad! 989 01:03:56,229 --> 01:03:59,733 Anyway, I figure she's never gonna want to talk to me again, 990 01:03:59,858 --> 01:04:01,860 much less go out with me. 991 01:04:02,235 --> 01:04:04,904 - What a dumb lie, huh? - What do you know? 992 01:04:05,071 --> 01:04:07,782 My Maxie... in love. 993 01:04:08,533 --> 01:04:10,327 Gosh, you're really growin' up. 994 01:04:10,660 --> 01:04:14,831 It happened so fast... I guess I sort of missed it. 995 01:04:16,541 --> 01:04:19,252 Well, I think the only thing for us to do now 996 01:04:19,461 --> 01:04:21,921 is to get you up onstage with this Powerline feller. 997 01:04:22,130 --> 01:04:25,175 Uh, how are we gonna do that? 998 01:04:25,342 --> 01:04:28,470 - Well, you just leave that up to me. - No, Dad, really, 999 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:30,889 I-I think we should just, you know, forget it. 1000 01:04:31,056 --> 01:04:34,809 Now how come you always think I'm gonna lead you into some sort of calamity? 1001 01:04:35,018 --> 01:04:36,436 Uh, uh, Dad? Dad? 1002 01:04:36,686 --> 01:04:39,105 - What's wrong now? - Look! 1003 01:04:41,691 --> 01:04:43,735 Ayuk! A waterfall. 1004 01:04:44,444 --> 01:04:45,653 Waterfall! 1005 01:04:56,039 --> 01:04:57,665 Dad! 1006 01:04:58,083 --> 01:04:59,167 Max! 1007 01:05:14,474 --> 01:05:16,434 Grab ahold, Max! 1008 01:05:21,981 --> 01:05:23,566 No! 1009 01:05:23,817 --> 01:05:25,568 No! Ah! 1010 01:05:29,906 --> 01:05:31,574 Whoa! 1011 01:05:38,623 --> 01:05:41,209 Aaaaaaaaaah! 1012 01:05:44,963 --> 01:05:45,964 Dad! 1013 01:05:58,226 --> 01:05:59,436 Aaaaaaah! 1014 01:05:59,644 --> 01:06:03,189 Ten o'clock, two o'clock, quarter to three. Tour jeté. 1015 01:06:03,356 --> 01:06:04,858 Twist. I'm a little teapot 1016 01:06:05,024 --> 01:06:05,900 Let her fly! 1017 01:06:14,075 --> 01:06:15,243 Huh? 1018 01:06:15,410 --> 01:06:17,454 Aaah! Aah! Aah! 1019 01:06:35,763 --> 01:06:37,432 The perfect cast. 1020 01:06:54,657 --> 01:06:57,452 Boy, this has been one crazy vacation. 1021 01:06:57,827 --> 01:06:59,454 And it's not over yet! 1022 01:07:19,057 --> 01:07:19,933 Dad. 1023 01:07:20,099 --> 01:07:22,894 Oof. We made it! 1024 01:07:23,061 --> 01:07:25,188 Come on, Max. Let's get you onstage. 1025 01:07:25,313 --> 01:07:26,940 Uh, maybe this isn't such a good idea. 1026 01:07:27,023 --> 01:07:29,734 Yeah, yeah 1027 01:07:29,901 --> 01:07:31,528 Oh, then again... 1028 01:07:32,070 --> 01:07:34,155 Dad? Dad! 1029 01:07:34,447 --> 01:07:37,450 Hey yeah 1030 01:07:42,455 --> 01:07:44,541 I got myself a notion 1031 01:07:46,209 --> 01:07:49,254 One I know that you'll understand 1032 01:07:49,337 --> 01:07:52,298 We set the world in motion' 1033 01:07:53,299 --> 01:07:56,844 By reaching out for each other's hand 1034 01:07:56,970 --> 01:07:58,805 Dad? - Maybe we'll discover 1035 01:07:58,888 --> 01:08:01,474 What we should have known all along 1036 01:08:01,558 --> 01:08:04,269 - What are you doin' here? Hey! - Yeah 1037 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:06,980 - One way or another - Max? Max? 1038 01:08:07,146 --> 01:08:09,315 Together's where we both belong 1039 01:08:09,399 --> 01:08:13,611 If we listen to each other's heart' 1040 01:08:13,695 --> 01:08:16,531 We'll find we're never too far apart 1041 01:08:16,781 --> 01:08:20,368 And maybe love is the reason why 1042 01:08:20,702 --> 01:08:22,620 For the first time ever' 1043 01:08:22,787 --> 01:08:25,123 We're seein' it 1-2-1' 1044 01:08:25,290 --> 01:08:27,083 That Goof kid ain't there. 1045 01:08:28,084 --> 01:08:30,044 Don't worry, he'll be there. 1046 01:08:30,503 --> 01:08:33,881 Seein' it 1-2-1 1047 01:08:34,048 --> 01:08:36,175 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1048 01:08:36,551 --> 01:08:38,428 Excuse me. Uh... 1049 01:08:38,511 --> 01:08:40,930 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1050 01:08:41,222 --> 01:08:43,349 - I think we're seein' it - Max? 1051 01:08:43,516 --> 01:08:45,518 Yeow-ee! Yeow-ee! 1052 01:08:51,024 --> 01:08:52,025 Hey, Dad. Dad! 1053 01:08:52,233 --> 01:08:53,735 Do the perfect cast! 1054 01:09:00,867 --> 01:09:02,827 If you're ever lonely 1055 01:09:03,077 --> 01:09:06,039 Stop, you don't have to be 1056 01:09:06,581 --> 01:09:09,000 Whoa! Whoaaa! 1057 01:09:09,167 --> 01:09:11,669 After all, it's only a beat away 1058 01:09:11,919 --> 01:09:14,380 From you to me 1059 01:09:14,547 --> 01:09:17,592 - Take a look inside to see - Yeah 1060 01:09:17,759 --> 01:09:21,846 If we listen to each other's heart' 1061 01:09:22,138 --> 01:09:26,392 Yeah! Max is on the tube! That's Max. I know him... 1062 01:09:26,476 --> 01:09:28,853 And maybe love is the reason why 1063 01:09:28,936 --> 01:09:31,981 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1064 01:09:32,148 --> 01:09:34,317 He did it! 1065 01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:37,195 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1066 01:09:37,278 --> 01:09:39,447 Seein' it 1-2-1, baby' 1067 01:09:39,697 --> 01:09:45,787 - For the first time - For the first time 1068 01:09:47,872 --> 01:09:50,917 - Seein' it, seein' it, baby - Yeah! 1069 01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:53,753 Yeah, yeah 1070 01:09:54,003 --> 01:09:56,798 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1071 01:09:56,964 --> 01:09:58,257 Come on, baby 1072 01:09:58,591 --> 01:10:01,886 - 1-2-1 - 1-2-1 1073 01:10:02,136 --> 01:10:05,682 U-z-fl 1074 01:10:05,848 --> 01:10:09,519 Yeah 1-2-1' 1075 01:10:22,240 --> 01:10:24,075 You're doin' the right thing, son. 1076 01:10:24,325 --> 01:10:25,618 Yeah, I know. 1077 01:10:26,077 --> 01:10:28,538 But she'll probably never talk to me again. 1078 01:10:28,830 --> 01:10:30,540 Well, if she doesn't... 1079 01:10:30,998 --> 01:10:33,418 maybe she's just not the one for you. 1080 01:10:35,420 --> 01:10:37,338 That's what I'm afraid of. 1081 01:10:58,985 --> 01:11:00,778 Ah, hi! Remember me? 1082 01:11:00,945 --> 01:11:03,156 Daddy! 1083 01:11:04,449 --> 01:11:06,200 Max, I saw you on TV. 1084 01:11:06,492 --> 01:11:07,410 You were great! 1085 01:11:07,577 --> 01:11:10,538 Yeah? I mean, no, no. 1086 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:12,290 I mean, uh... 1087 01:11:13,499 --> 01:11:16,502 Roxanne, I lied to you. I don't even know Powerline. 1088 01:11:16,669 --> 01:11:19,756 What are you talking about? A billion people saw you dance with him. 1089 01:11:20,214 --> 01:11:21,424 Yeah, well... 1090 01:11:22,091 --> 01:11:25,470 I never met him before... the concert, that is. 1091 01:11:26,596 --> 01:11:29,474 You mean that story about Powerline and your dad... 1092 01:11:31,726 --> 01:11:33,686 Why would you make up something like that? 1093 01:11:33,853 --> 01:11:34,896 I don't know. 1094 01:11:35,188 --> 01:11:38,024 I guess I just... wanted you to like me. 1095 01:11:39,942 --> 01:11:41,152 I already liked you, Max. 1096 01:11:43,613 --> 01:11:45,907 From the very first time I heard you laugh. 1097 01:11:46,199 --> 01:11:47,492 "Ayuk." 1098 01:11:48,826 --> 01:11:51,370 So, you wanna do something tonight? 1099 01:11:51,537 --> 01:11:54,165 Definitely! Oh! Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1100 01:11:54,332 --> 01:11:55,416 What? 1101 01:11:55,792 --> 01:11:58,336 Well, I'm kinda doin' somethin' with my dad. 1102 01:11:59,170 --> 01:12:00,129 Honest! 1103 01:12:00,546 --> 01:12:02,882 - How 'bout tomorrow? - Deal. 1104 01:12:07,094 --> 01:12:09,305 Ayuk! Ha-ha-ha-ha-yuk! 1105 01:12:24,821 --> 01:12:27,824 Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee! 1106 01:12:37,458 --> 01:12:40,628 Roxanne, I'd like you to meet my dad. 1107 01:12:41,295 --> 01:12:43,422 Enchanté, mademoiselle. 1108 01:13:08,990 --> 01:13:11,325 Yeah, yeah 1109 01:13:16,372 --> 01:13:18,666 Yeah, yeah, yeah 1110 01:13:24,338 --> 01:13:27,842 I got myself a notion' 1111 01:13:28,009 --> 01:13:31,429 And one I know that you'll understand 1112 01:13:31,596 --> 01:13:35,099 We'll set the world in motion' 1113 01:13:35,266 --> 01:13:38,936 By reaching out for each other's hand 1114 01:13:39,103 --> 01:13:40,897 Maybe we'll discover 1115 01:13:41,063 --> 01:13:44,317 What we should have known all along 1116 01:13:44,525 --> 01:13:46,277 Yeah' 1117 01:13:46,444 --> 01:13:51,240 One way or another Together's where we both belong 1118 01:13:51,407 --> 01:13:55,494 If we listen to each other's heart' 1119 01:13:55,661 --> 01:13:58,623 We'll find we're never too far apart 1120 01:13:58,789 --> 01:14:02,627 And maybe love is the reason why 1121 01:14:02,793 --> 01:14:07,924 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1122 01:14:21,228 --> 01:14:24,982 If a wall should come between us' 1123 01:14:25,149 --> 01:14:28,611 Too high to climb Too hard to break through 1124 01:14:28,778 --> 01:14:32,323 I know that love will lead us' 1125 01:14:32,490 --> 01:14:36,160 And find a way to bring me to you 1126 01:14:36,327 --> 01:14:38,204 So don't be in a hurry 1127 01:14:38,371 --> 01:14:41,499 Think before you count us out 1128 01:14:41,666 --> 01:14:45,503 Oh, you don't have to worry 1129 01:14:45,670 --> 01:14:50,341 - I will never let you down - Nothin's gonna stop us now 1130 01:14:50,508 --> 01:14:54,470 If we listen to each other's heart' 1131 01:14:54,637 --> 01:14:57,682 We'll find we're never too far apart 1132 01:14:57,848 --> 01:15:01,769 And maybe love is the reason why 1133 01:15:01,936 --> 01:15:06,023 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1134 01:15:06,190 --> 01:15:08,943 Wes, we're seein' it 1-2-1' 1135 01:15:09,110 --> 01:15:11,445 Wes, we are' 1136 01:15:11,612 --> 01:15:14,949 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1137 01:15:15,116 --> 01:15:18,786 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1138 01:15:18,953 --> 01:15:22,039 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1139 01:15:22,206 --> 01:15:26,127 I guess we're seein' it 1-2-1, yeah' 1140 01:15:26,210 --> 01:15:27,420 U-z-fl 1141 01:15:41,934 --> 01:15:45,229 If you're ever lonely, stop 1142 01:15:45,396 --> 01:15:47,523 You don't have to be' 1143 01:15:50,026 --> 01:15:54,196 After all it's only A beat away from you to me 1144 01:15:54,280 --> 01:15:58,617 Fake a look inside to see, yeah' 1145 01:15:58,784 --> 01:16:02,747 If we listen to each other's heart' 1146 01:16:02,913 --> 01:16:06,000 We'll find we're never too far apart 1147 01:16:06,167 --> 01:16:09,962 And maybe love is the reason why 1148 01:16:10,129 --> 01:16:15,968 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1149 01:16:28,314 --> 01:16:32,276 If we listen to each other's heart' 1150 01:16:32,443 --> 01:16:35,446 We'll find we're never too far apart 1151 01:16:35,613 --> 01:16:39,450 And maybe love is the reason why 1152 01:16:39,617 --> 01:16:45,372 For the first time ever We're seein' it 1-2-1 1153 01:16:45,539 --> 01:16:47,416 Seein' it 1-2-1' 1154 01:16:47,583 --> 01:16:50,503 Seein' it 1-2-1, baby' 1155 01:16:50,711 --> 01:16:52,379 For the first time 1156 01:16:52,546 --> 01:16:56,592 For the first time 1157 01:16:58,302 --> 01:17:00,513 Seein' it, seein' it, baby 1158 01:17:00,679 --> 01:17:03,808 Seein' it 1-2-1, yeah' 1159 01:17:03,974 --> 01:17:07,394 For the first time ever Yeah, yeah, yeah 1160 01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:11,273 Seein' it, baby, we're seein' it 1-2-1 1161 01:17:11,440 --> 01:17:14,819 1-2-1, yeah 1162 01:17:14,985 --> 01:17:18,322 Come on, baby, 1-2-1' 1163 01:17:18,489 --> 01:17:22,243 1-2-1, 1-2-1 1164 01:17:22,409 --> 01:17:27,665 Yeah 1-2-1' 1165 01:17:27,832 --> 01:17:30,417 Yeow-hoo-hoo-hooee!