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What up, my lovely females?
This is your boy, Costa.
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Your host for the evening.
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Behind me is Thomas Kub's house,
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today is Thomas Kub's birthday,
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and this is Project X, yo.
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[2 Live Crew's
"We Want Some Pussy" playing]
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Hey, we want some pussy...
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Birthday cake! Mmm.
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Dax, my dick is gonna
get so wet tonight--
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- Excuse me?
- Shit! Um...
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- Mrs. Kub, I thought you guys left already.
- So,
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what's getting wet tonight?
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Uh... nothing.
I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.
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Who's your friend?
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Don't worry about him. We're just shooting
this little birthday movie for Thomas.
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It's, like, this day-in-the-life
thing that we do.
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He's still in the shower.
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See you later.
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[whispering]
Fuck me, that was close!
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Dax...
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- Happy birthday, motherfucker!
- Shit!
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What the fuck, dude?
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- What the fuck, man?
- Get out. Quit jerking off to your mom.
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So, dude, it's your last day of being a loser.
How does it feel?
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Ew! You're such a dick, Costa.
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That shit never gets old.
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What's up, Dax?
How'd they rope you into this?
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He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V club.
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He's a fucking weirdo, I know,
but he's a solid shooter.
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He's gonna make us look pimping.
You fucking better!
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- Thomas, get down here!
- Oh, shit. Let's go.
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You said your parents were
gonna be gone by 7.
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- Come on.
- I don't want to go talk to your fucking dad.
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Your mother will kill me,
and then I'll have to kill you guys.
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- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay?
- Oh, cool.
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You guys can have that.
Knock yourself out.
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Back door, turn the alarm system off,
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and, look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot.
I know that you're going to have friends over,
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- Dad, why do you think--
- Honestly, we have no--
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I'm sorry,
who are you?
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That's Dax. He's shooting a movie
for a birthday ... present.
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- He's just a friend from school.
- Four or five friends tops.
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I'm just asking that
you please respect my house.
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- Okay?
- Alright. Fine.
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So, don't forget to leave the
gate open for the gardener.
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I know I don't need to tell you,
but my car is off-limits.
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- Yeah, Dad, I know.
- Okay. Good.
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Pool heater?
Don't touch it.
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Also, guys, do not
go in my office, right?
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You know I have three
projects I'm working on.
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I don't want anybody in there. Clear?
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Get out. Out! Out! Out! Out!
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Nothing goes in here, alright?
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Where's your mom?
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Oh, I've got to get the bags.
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What... What's going on?
What's the matter?
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I'm just worried.
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- About what?
- I don't know.
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Thomas. Leaving him
alone all weekend.
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Please, stop it.
Come on, honey, he's...
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- He's 17 years old.
- That's what I'm worried about.
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Let's be realistic here, okay?
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This is Thomas we're talking about.
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- He's not exactly Mr. Popular.
- What is that supposed to mean?
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I'm just saying that he's not
that type of kid, you know?
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He's got a couple of friends.
They're gonna hang out.
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They're not going to do anything.
He's a sweet kid, but...
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he's a loser.
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[all singing]
Happy birthday to you.
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Happy birthday, Thomas.
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Whoo! Yay!
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Honey, car's here.
Boys, you've got to get to school.
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Cool.
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Hold on. We've got to give
Thomas his birthday present.
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Mr. Kub, how cool is it that Thomas
was born on your anniversary, huh?
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What a great anniversay gift: A baby.
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Happy birthday, sweetie!
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Mom's minivan? Nice!
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- Yeah, and it's just for school and back, all right?
- Yes, of course.
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- Cool, right? You've got a car now.
- Thank you so much. I know.
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Okay, and, Milo, you take
good care of Thomas, okay?
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Mom's gonna miss you.
Okay, bye.
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All right. See you, guys.
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And, uh, every one of my
phone calls gets answered, right?
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- Every one.
- Yeah, I know.
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- All right. Have fun.
- Happy anniversary!
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Get off me,
you little faggot dog!
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Yeah! It's on,
motherfucker! Whoo!
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Chill out! God damn.
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Dude, it was really cool of your mom and
dad to clean it out and wash it for you.
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Dude, it's a free car.
I'm not about to complain about a free car.
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First off, it's not even a car.
It's a fucking minivan.
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We can't even roll in this.
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Dude, too bad your dad didn't give
you the Benz. That would've been sick.
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You know, you're right, Costa.
Let's just take your car.
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- Oh, you don't have one.
- Good fucking joke.
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So, dog, you ready for tonight?
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Uh... I actually want to
talk to you about that
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before we jump into it.
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- I knew it. You're bitching out.
- What?
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What? Dude, I'm not bitching out.
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Thomas is bitching out like
the little bitch that he is.
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Oh, my God.
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We need this party, man.
You need this party.
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I'm just nervous. What if nobody
shows up? What if it sucks?
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That's not an option.
People will show up.
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Look at J.B. He's like a little
fat Rain Man texting away.
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Are you telling me
he doesn't need this?
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Holy shit! Did your parents give
you the minivan? That's awesome!
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Hey, Costa.
Hey, Dax!
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Excuse me,
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can I get to my locker right there?
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Dude, why are you staring at my dick?
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I wasn't.
It's-- my locker is right there...
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- Whatever, you fucking weirdo.
- Just let it go. Just come on.
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- Yeah, that's a sweet minivan, soccer mom.
- See? See what I told you?
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Is it true what I heard about you
at Sam's party last week?
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You got a blowjob from his mom?
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That party was so sick.
Everyone got laid.
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You know, Wheelchair
Robert even got a handjob.
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Nice.
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Are you kidding me? Why the fuck
weren't we at that party, man?
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Well, so we missed
the party, dude. Big deal.
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It is a big deal.
We miss every party.
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I mean, did you hear that guy?
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Wheelchair Robert got beat off.
I want to show you something.
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You see this? Check this out.
That's Stacia. She's gorgeous, right?
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That's my girl back in Queens, and we
could be crushing this kind of ass.
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We need a game-changer.
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I mean, no one even knows who we are.
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If we want to be big-time players,
we need to make a big-time play.
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You feel me?
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J.B. ... Whoa! What the fuck, man?
Why do you have a boner?
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I don't. It's just ...
my underwear is sitting funny.
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- Dude, cover up.
- That's absolutely disgusting.
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I mean, it's easy to talk shit, when
the party's not even at your house.
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Dude, please don't back out.
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This party is going to
change everything for us.
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Yeah, well, I'm the one
taking the whole risk.
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I mean, all you do is show up and drink.
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Do you really think your two best friends
would ditch you if something went wrong?
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- I'm fucking offended, man.
- Yeah, me, too.
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The whole idea behind tonight
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is to get these bitches to recognize
us as large-scale ballers.
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Back in Queens,
I had hos blowing me on the reg.
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Then I started hanging out
with you two? ZERO!
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- I just don't really see the point any more.
- How do you not see the point?
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There's the point.
There's the point.
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- Okay.
- There's two more fucking points right there!
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- It's all around, dude.
- I get it.
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If you fuck this up, I will stab you.
I'm not kidding.
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- Okay, like, no more than twenty people.
- Twenty people?
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- All right. Thirty people, okay?
- Thirty people?
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Yeah. I have to make sure
my house doesn't get totally fucked.
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Thirty people won't change anything for us.
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All right. Like, okay,
fifty people absolute max.
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Fine. Fifty people.
Absolute max.
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You know, just big enough to be cool.
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Epic party at Thomas Kub's house. Hot bitches
dress like it. Ugly bitches stay home.
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Mass marketing.
Ya know.
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... and if you guys get there
before we get there,
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you could just get in the backyard and
set up, and do what you've got to do.
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Dax. Dax.
Go up over the top.
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Okay. Really appreciate that.
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Oh, uh... I have to
call you back, Sarah. I'm sorry.
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Dude, what are you doing, Dax?
Get the fuck out of here!
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- Guys...
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Oh, are you fucking with me right now?
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That was a business call
for your birthday party!
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Who takes a shit
and makes a business call?
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Are you guys kidding me?
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Come on, dude. I can't see a thing!
It's dark as fuck in here!
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Dax, come on. Let's get closer.
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It should be pretty cool, eh?
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Basically chill.
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- I'm letting Costa plan most of it.
- Oh.
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That sounds like a really brilliant idea.
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No, he's doing a good job.
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He's, like, getting a bunch of booze, and...
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I think, like, a DJ.
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A DJ? Super chill.
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Guess what Mama Kub
and Papa Kub got for, uh...
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Baby Kub?
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- ...Baby Kub for his birthday?
- What?
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The Kubmobile.
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They gave you the minivan?
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For my birthday, yes.
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Your parents definitely
give the worst gifts ever.
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Where's your present?
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Dude, are you serious? You haven't gotten
me a birthday present in, like, ten years!
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- I thought we were just...
- So?
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But, since I am a better friend than you,
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I did get you something.
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I'll bring it tonight.
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Okay, I have to go run.
Happy birthday, loser.
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Don't trip.
Oh, shit!
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Ow!
I'm okay!
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Thomas, suck my cock.
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- What?
- Mama Kub and Papa Kub?
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Yeah. Those are my parents, asshole.
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Damn! She's so fucking hot, dude.
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You think she'll come tonight?
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I'm not inviting her.
You've got to do this one.
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Alexis won't come.
She fucks college dudes.
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Lamell?
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- What the...? I don't know any Lamell.
- Aw, he's cool.
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You guys, seriously, the last thing
I want in my house is a bunch of randoms.
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Wrong, dude.
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The last thing you want
is nobody at your fucking house.
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The more the word gets around,
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the more likely these chicks
are going to show up at our party.
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Watch and learn how Captain __ does it.
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[Trick Daddy's "I'm a Thug" playing]
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Hey, girls.
Remember to wear something tight.
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What's up, sisters?
Thomas Kub's house. 8 o'clock.
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Come get a piece of this white chocolate.
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Are you going to be going
to Thomas' birthday party tonight?
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Thomas? Who's that?
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Who's Thomas?
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Is there something there? That dick in the
sweater vest was telling us about?
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What up, Ace? 8 o'clock.
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What are your expectations
for the party tonight, dude?
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Get high. Fuck bitches.
You don't even know.
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Yeah, I think we're gonna come.
Can we bring some people?
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Can I bring people?
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Thomas Kub's house.
8 o'clock.
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[Happy Birthday, Thomas Kub!]
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Oh, shit!
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[J.B. likes hard cock]
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What we are witnessing
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is truly a breathtaking moment
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in the life of our young Thomas.
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The helpless fetus is
growing a tiny, tiny penis.
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A penis he may some day
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insert into this female's vagina,
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should he survive his first encounter
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without her
eating him.
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[Pusha T feat. Tyler, the Creator
"Trouble On My Mind" playing]
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Dude, we need a ton.
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Extra-large condoms.
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I'm not paying for that shit.
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[over PA]
Attention, valued shoppers.
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Join us for an evening of ballsy
entertainment at Thomas Kub's house.
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Dude, stop.
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00:12:49,784 --> 00:12:53,558
Hey, little one, want
something to drink?
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00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:56,318
She's gonna catch him,
and he's gonna get his ass kicked.
249
00:13:09,296 --> 00:13:11,675
Holy shit, dude!
It's Miles Teller!
250
00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,680
Dude, that's him. Holy shit.
251
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,681
Yeah, my boy started at
second base for UMC.
252
00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:21,361
I heard he got sent to detention once
and he ended up banging the teacher.
253
00:13:21,362 --> 00:13:23,368
Mi-Tel, what's crackin', bro?
254
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We go to North Pas.
255
00:13:25,024 --> 00:13:27,574
- Yeah, we're big fans.
- Huge fans.
256
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Cool. Awesome.
257
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,037
Look: we're making a movie.
258
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Invite him, man. Come on.
259
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Okay, uh...
260
00:13:34,710 --> 00:13:36,025
Listen, Miles,
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00:13:36,035 --> 00:13:38,795
we're having a little
soir�e at my place tonight.
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I mean, if you want to swing by.
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Teller, my boy here is
under-selling this like a motherfucker.
264
00:13:42,570 --> 00:13:45,189
The shit's gonna be legit.
You should definitely swing by.
265
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:47,066
Yeah, I can't
I've actually got other plans tonight,
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so I might not make it.
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Dude, think about it.
It's on Dickens Street.
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Love to have you.
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00:13:52,928 --> 00:13:54,845
Uh... Dickens Street?
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That's your party?
You guys are throwing that?
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I'm-- That's where I'm going. I heard
it's gonna be fucking crazy, bro.
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Yeah, it's my party.
I'm Thomas Kub.
273
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It's my birthday today.
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Yeah, I heard there's gonna be
unlimited high-school pussy and shit.
275
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Dude, high-school pussy for days.
276
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:10,633
What? Mind your own business, lady.
277
00:14:10,754 --> 00:14:13,474
Um... how are you guys doing
on liquor? You got liquor?
278
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I'll figure it out. I'll tell you what: Don't
even worry about it, man. I'll bring it.
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I'll call my boys up.
Don't even sweat about anything.
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Thank you so much!
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Cool. See you guys tonight, then.
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- Alright, cool.
- Dickens Street.
283
00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,994
Teller, bring your mitt.
We'll play catch.
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00:14:26,995 --> 00:14:28,248
No.
285
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,055
Bring your mitt?
Fucking fuck?
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[AMG's "Bitch Betta Have My Money" playing]
287
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Okay, here's what I want:
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The party is limited to the backyard, okay?
289
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The house will be locked,
and the alarm will be set.
290
00:14:43,035 --> 00:14:45,394
No one is going inside. All right?
291
00:14:45,434 --> 00:14:47,954
- You want us to throw down in the bushes?
- I don't care.
292
00:14:47,964 --> 00:14:51,286
Dude, if I don't fuck a girl with big
titties tonight, I'm drowning myself.
293
00:14:51,296 --> 00:14:54,638
I don't care if she's 300 pounds.
I have to fuck a girl with big titties.
294
00:14:54,648 --> 00:14:56,445
You feel my drift, J.B.?
295
00:14:56,455 --> 00:14:59,426
Sure do. I mean,
I'd love to get some oral,
296
00:14:59,436 --> 00:15:02,036
or, at least, do some finger-banging.
297
00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:05,318
What? Finger-banging?
Can you please elaborate?
298
00:15:05,328 --> 00:15:07,032
What you're going to do
is take your first finger,
299
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your thumb, and your middle finger.
300
00:15:08,499 --> 00:15:10,698
Make a "come here" motion.
Like, "Hey, come here."
301
00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:13,328
This is called, "The Machine Gun",
or "The Friendly Scissors".
302
00:15:13,338 --> 00:15:15,777
This is called, "The Circle of Pleasure"...
"The Itsy Bitsy Spider" ...
303
00:15:16,007 --> 00:15:18,185
Tapping and circling... Tap-tap-tap...
304
00:15:18,196 --> 00:15:20,444
By the way, keep telling her
how pretty she is all the time.
305
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:22,210
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
306
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,011
- Oh, my God!
- Your loss, man. It's good knowledge.
307
00:15:25,021 --> 00:15:26,028
You're gonna go straight up here,
308
00:15:26,029 --> 00:15:27,339
and then you're gonna
take a right again.
309
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,531
Alright. Listen. The three of us
will have full access to the house
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for sex and finger-banging--
311
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,221
Yes!
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00:15:33,231 --> 00:15:34,867
-- but no one else, okay?
313
00:15:34,877 --> 00:15:36,835
Of course, bro.
We got your back.
314
00:15:36,845 --> 00:15:38,501
- Okay. Take a right.
- Here?
315
00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,185
You're gonna want to lock your doors.
316
00:15:40,186 --> 00:15:42,064
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
317
00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:43,810
Lock your doors.
318
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,183
T-Rick. Gotta score
some of that chronic shit!
319
00:15:47,193 --> 00:15:48,478
Are you sure this guy is cool?
320
00:15:48,479 --> 00:15:50,786
T-Rick's the coolest.
He's ex-military.
321
00:15:50,796 --> 00:15:53,426
Wait 'til you see his gun
collection, bro. It's fucking insane.
322
00:15:53,436 --> 00:15:54,779
This place is ghetto as fuck.
323
00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:56,485
Yeah. Why the fuck do we have
to come all the way over here?
324
00:15:56,486 --> 00:15:58,284
I mean, can't we just get it at school?
325
00:15:58,285 --> 00:16:01,245
Where do you think the school
gets it from? This is wholesale, nigga.
326
00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,804
You are literally retarded.
327
00:16:03,814 --> 00:16:06,163
Aw, shut the fuck up.
328
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,138
T-Rick! Open up!
329
00:16:14,383 --> 00:16:16,291
Hey! What's up, bro?
330
00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:21,440
How you doing?
Everything copacetic?
331
00:16:21,441 --> 00:16:24,702
Dude, everything's great. I see you
upgraded the dish. Everything looks great.
332
00:16:24,712 --> 00:16:28,044
Yeah, I fucking did. I upscaled it.
333
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:29,620
These are my boys J.B. and Thomas.
334
00:16:29,630 --> 00:16:32,250
Hi. How are you doing?
335
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:43,227
...a semi-automatic Mossberg Maverick.
336
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,385
I'd love to go to the range
with you some time. You know?
337
00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:48,356
Yeah. That's a good idea.
Go down to the range.
338
00:16:48,366 --> 00:16:50,724
Get it all out of your system.
339
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:53,173
Pretend you're killing Congs if you want.
340
00:16:53,183 --> 00:16:59,376
[James Blunt - "You're Beautiful"
playing in background]
341
00:17:05,870 --> 00:17:08,079
Alright, well, I'll get your stuff.
342
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,317
- Here. Stoke up the fire, buddy.
- Aw, man, you're the man.
343
00:17:10,318 --> 00:17:12,756
- Okay, T-Rick.
- Yeah. Kick ass, man.
344
00:17:14,131 --> 00:17:15,938
Can we get going?
345
00:17:18,648 --> 00:17:22,050
- Come sit down, dude.
- Check it out.
346
00:17:22,060 --> 00:17:25,142
- What are you doing?
- Fucking stop.
347
00:17:27,059 --> 00:17:29,307
That's technically a homosexual act.
348
00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:32,469
Oh! I'm coming on Santa Claus' face!
349
00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:34,828
Costa! He's coming back!
350
00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:37,879
- Take it!
- What are you doing? Are you stealing it?
351
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:42,466
No! Just borrowing it.
We need a fucking mascot for the party.
352
00:17:45,276 --> 00:17:47,113
Here you go.
353
00:17:47,123 --> 00:17:49,602
Let's do this.
I've got to be at the dojo by five.
354
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,709
Absolutely.
355
00:17:53,776 --> 00:17:55,753
I told you guys.
T-Rick's just a sweetheart.
356
00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:02,007
You little fucking cocksucker!
357
00:18:02,017 --> 00:18:05,670
Give me back my fucking gnome!
Give the gnome back!
358
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,043
Just drive! Go!
359
00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:15,567
He's a fucking wild man!
He's fucking crazy!
360
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,894
Holy shit!
361
00:18:35,551 --> 00:18:37,719
Oh, my God.
362
00:18:37,729 --> 00:18:39,847
God! Dude,
363
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:41,965
he fucking cracked my windshield!
364
00:18:41,975 --> 00:18:45,548
My cousin owns a body shop.
He'll fix it no problem, man.
365
00:18:45,829 --> 00:18:47,696
Kung-fu no good here.
366
00:18:47,706 --> 00:18:49,713
Aaaahhhh!!!
367
00:18:49,783 --> 00:18:51,741
Give me back my gnome!
368
00:18:51,871 --> 00:18:54,872
The guy's like the fucking Terminator! Jesus!
369
00:18:54,882 --> 00:18:58,124
- No, he was super-pissed, though.
- He scared the shit out of me.
370
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:01,085
Hey, boss.
371
00:19:01,095 --> 00:19:03,886
- What the fuck?
- There he is.
372
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:05,660
This is Everett, and his boy, Tyler.
373
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,298
They're gonna be running
security for the night.
374
00:19:07,599 --> 00:19:09,296
Are you serious?
375
00:19:09,306 --> 00:19:10,932
- Are those nunchucks?
- Yeah.
376
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,556
- Oh, shit.
- You guys look like ninjas.
377
00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:13,921
Ninjas are fucking pussies.
378
00:19:13,922 --> 00:19:15,557
- That's why I love this kid.
- You know it.
379
00:19:15,558 --> 00:19:18,046
Seriously, Thomas, with these two,
we've got nothing to worry about.
380
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,774
- We outside the Kub house--
- Hey!
381
00:19:19,775 --> 00:19:21,812
- We've got bogeys.
- What up, Costa?
382
00:19:21,822 --> 00:19:23,297
Do I know you guys?
383
00:19:23,308 --> 00:19:25,044
We heard about your shindig tonight.
384
00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:26,560
- We want in.
- Freshmen?
385
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,567
- Yeah.
- Get the fuck out of here, man.
386
00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:30,725
- Come on, dude.
- Are you still talking?
387
00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:33,064
Get the fuck out of here.
388
00:19:33,515 --> 00:19:36,185
- Dick.
- Oh!
389
00:19:37,048 --> 00:19:39,196
J.B., drop those bags.
We've got work to do.
390
00:19:45,098 --> 00:19:46,925
Hi. Good evening, Mrs. Stilson.
391
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,213
My name is Oliver.
This is my friend, Jonathan.
392
00:19:49,414 --> 00:19:52,164
- We're both friends of Thomas Kub.
- Oh.
393
00:19:52,174 --> 00:19:54,804
Yeah. We're hosting a little
birthday party for Thomas,
394
00:19:54,814 --> 00:19:58,247
and we wanted to give you
the courtesy of informing you that there
395
00:19:58,257 --> 00:20:00,535
possibly would be a little
bit of party-related noise.
396
00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:04,036
I wanted to give you my phone number,
just in case you have any problems or concerns.
397
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,537
You are a very beautiful woman.
398
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,738
- Call me anytime you want.
- Oh, thank you.
399
00:20:08,439 --> 00:20:09,939
That's very sweet of you.
400
00:20:10,036 --> 00:20:11,941
I mean that when I say that
you are a very beautiful woman.
401
00:20:11,951 --> 00:20:14,229
... having a little birthday party for
Thomas Kub. He lives over there.
402
00:20:14,230 --> 00:20:17,963
- Am I invited?
- Uh... Yeah, you can come by.
403
00:20:17,973 --> 00:20:20,432
Well, guys, thank you very much, and
have a good time at your pool party.
404
00:20:20,433 --> 00:20:23,644
Thank you, man. I really appreciate it.
Come by any time you want, man. Seriously.
405
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:25,371
- All right. Thank you.
- All right.
406
00:20:25,372 --> 00:20:26,796
Bye, baby!
407
00:20:29,616 --> 00:20:32,045
Muchas gracias por su... consideration.
408
00:20:32,055 --> 00:20:34,866
Estas bienvenido.
409
00:20:34,876 --> 00:20:36,883
- Gracias.
- De nada.
410
00:20:39,011 --> 00:20:41,460
- DJ's over there.
- Cool.
411
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,488
- Got the bar set up over here.
- Nice.
412
00:20:43,498 --> 00:20:45,314
- Karaoke in the poolhouse.
- Nice!
413
00:20:45,315 --> 00:20:47,121
Holy shit, dude!
414
00:20:47,131 --> 00:20:48,858
Where'd you get a bouncy house?
415
00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:51,588
- Costa hooked it up.
- You know it, baby!
416
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:53,495
$50 extra with the porta-potty.
417
00:20:53,505 --> 00:20:55,502
They threw these in for free.
418
00:20:55,512 --> 00:20:58,844
- Nice touch.
- Why not? It's a birthday party!
419
00:20:58,855 --> 00:21:00,479
You guys want to help?
Do something!
420
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,498
Hey, Chubs, why don't you grab
your twin brother right there?
421
00:21:02,499 --> 00:21:04,907
- Fuck it, dick.
- Hey, dudes, check it out.
422
00:21:04,917 --> 00:21:06,673
Yeah, like that's going to work.
423
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:08,067
Yes, it is going to work.
424
00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:09,685
Next time your pool guy's here,
he's going to be, like,
425
00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:13,338
"Excuse me, Mr. Kub, but I seem to
have found some water in your semen."
426
00:21:13,348 --> 00:21:15,657
Fucking disgusting.
427
00:21:19,541 --> 00:21:21,478
J.B. I thought I told you pick up ice!
428
00:21:21,479 --> 00:21:24,228
I did. It's in the freezer in the garage.
429
00:21:24,238 --> 00:21:26,999
- What the fuck are you doing, man?
- I'm getting in shape for the party.
430
00:21:27,009 --> 00:21:29,950
- The party is in three hours!
- It's mostly water-weight.
431
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:33,322
- Wrestlers do it all the time.
- Yeah, wrestlers also wrestle all the time.
432
00:21:33,332 --> 00:21:34,938
- Let's crank this thing up.
- No! Please, Costa, don't!
433
00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:37,407
It's not gonna work
unless we crank it up.
434
00:21:38,702 --> 00:21:40,970
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
435
00:21:40,980 --> 00:21:43,078
- Let's go! Come on!
- Dax! Dax!
436
00:21:43,088 --> 00:21:45,276
Help me! Dax! Aahh!
437
00:21:47,364 --> 00:21:51,268
Are you alright, dude?
J.B., are you alright?
438
00:21:51,279 --> 00:21:54,410
An hour from now,
this place is a fucking madhouse.
439
00:21:54,420 --> 00:21:59,710
Not a madhouse. It's going
to be a fun, decent-sized party.
440
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:03,353
You. Me. Dax.
441
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,361
Thank you. I don't drink alcohol.
442
00:22:05,371 --> 00:22:07,268
Okay, faggot.
443
00:22:07,278 --> 00:22:09,516
To one sick, fucking night.
444
00:22:09,526 --> 00:22:12,186
Cheers.
445
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:25,987
Shit! Come on!
446
00:22:25,997 --> 00:22:27,994
How are you so fucking
bad at this game, Costa?
447
00:22:28,004 --> 00:22:31,076
Shut up, Kirby.
You're killing my concentration.
448
00:22:31,086 --> 00:22:35,271
Thomas, come here, fucker.
I'm kicking Costa's ass.
449
00:22:35,603 --> 00:22:37,178
Oh-ho! Watch this.
450
00:22:37,188 --> 00:22:39,909
- Looks like I win.
- Shit! Fuck you.
451
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,006
You guys, it's like 9:20 already.
452
00:22:42,016 --> 00:22:44,807
Dude, relax. People are going
to show up. I promise, bro.
453
00:22:44,817 --> 00:22:47,557
- It's getting late.
- I'm gonna look like such a dick if no one shows.
454
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,842
Shut the fuck up, Thomas.
455
00:22:48,843 --> 00:22:51,451
It's pissing me off that
you don't trust me to know what I'm doing.
456
00:22:51,461 --> 00:22:53,338
I'm the hub of a very large social circle.
457
00:22:53,339 --> 00:22:55,597
When I put the word out,
it goes fucking out.
458
00:22:56,711 --> 00:23:00,585
- Oh. My. God.
- What the fuck are you wearing?
459
00:23:02,944 --> 00:23:04,229
You're gonna get laid, dude.
460
00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:06,025
Ladies love a guy with class.
461
00:23:06,748 --> 00:23:08,524
Are you retarded?
462
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:13,392
Jesus Christ, man. Where do you
even get shit like that?
463
00:23:13,402 --> 00:23:15,480
- Men's Wearhouse.
- Men's Wearhouse?
464
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:16,976
Hey. Whoa. Shh.
465
00:23:17,708 --> 00:23:19,254
What is it?
466
00:23:19,264 --> 00:23:23,640
That's what I said.
Don't doubt the master, bitches!
467
00:23:23,650 --> 00:23:29,281
[Lloyd Banks feat. Juelz Santana
"Beamer, Benz, or Bentley" playing]
468
00:23:37,170 --> 00:23:39,198
Dude, we've done good.
469
00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,205
Jesus. All those chicks are really hot.
470
00:23:41,215 --> 00:23:43,514
- They're coming in packs.
- This is insane.
471
00:23:43,524 --> 00:23:45,652
L'chaim!
472
00:23:55,589 --> 00:23:57,676
What up, baby girl?
473
00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,720
Yeah. This is way more than fifty people.
474
00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:08,918
Of course it is. It's "plus one."
475
00:24:08,928 --> 00:24:11,407
That's fucking Alexis, dude.
476
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:14,780
- She came, man.
- Whoa.
477
00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:17,148
Thomas, this is your party.
478
00:24:17,158 --> 00:24:18,784
She's the hottest girl here.
479
00:24:18,794 --> 00:24:21,213
That had better be yours tonight.
480
00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:27,938
[Eminem - "W.T.P." playing]
481
00:25:46,369 --> 00:25:48,366
Where the fuck is your drink, Thomas?
482
00:25:48,367 --> 00:25:51,678
- I'm not doing beverages.
- What the fuck does that even mean?
483
00:25:51,688 --> 00:25:54,438
- J.B. get this kid to drink.
- Yeah, all right.
484
00:25:55,904 --> 00:25:58,925
Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy!
485
00:25:59,507 --> 00:26:01,214
Who's that dude with the mustache?
486
00:26:01,224 --> 00:26:03,763
Oh, that's de Rosa. He graduated.
487
00:26:03,773 --> 00:26:05,770
When? In 1986?
488
00:26:06,563 --> 00:26:08,862
Can we at least try
and have a good time?
489
00:26:08,872 --> 00:26:11,301
Wooh!
490
00:26:11,311 --> 00:26:14,302
- He's good.
- Here we go!
491
00:26:14,312 --> 00:26:16,319
Blast off!
492
00:26:22,653 --> 00:26:24,781
That is not fucking cool!
493
00:26:24,791 --> 00:26:27,591
Oh, my God! It's a flying dog!
494
00:26:31,847 --> 00:26:34,145
That's my fucking dog!
495
00:26:34,155 --> 00:26:37,739
- Oh, I've got to record this.
- Are you serious right now?
496
00:26:37,749 --> 00:26:41,774
- Fuck this. I'm putting him inside.
- Let me help you.
497
00:26:46,933 --> 00:26:49,944
Can you imagine if your mom ever saw that?
498
00:26:51,419 --> 00:26:53,316
Poor Milo.
499
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,930
I don't know. It's pretty funny.
500
00:26:56,940 --> 00:26:58,937
- Maybe I'll post it on YouTube.
- No!
501
00:26:58,947 --> 00:27:01,858
No. Stop. Don't.
502
00:27:01,868 --> 00:27:03,986
Come on. You're way too easy.
503
00:27:03,996 --> 00:27:06,726
- I love it.
- I hate you.
504
00:27:08,081 --> 00:27:10,640
You'll be okay, Milo. I promise.
505
00:27:15,619 --> 00:27:18,359
Alright, well, um...
506
00:27:18,369 --> 00:27:19,895
I'm going to go back out there.
507
00:27:23,568 --> 00:27:25,857
Yo, what's up, bro?
508
00:27:29,089 --> 00:27:31,237
- Hey, man, what's up?
- Nice party, man.
509
00:27:31,247 --> 00:27:34,549
Yeah, thanks. Would you guys mind
maybe getting off my dad's car?
510
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:37,139
It's just, he'll go crazy if
anything happens to it, you know?
511
00:27:37,149 --> 00:27:39,285
Alright, man, cool. Thanks.
I appreciate it.
512
00:27:39,286 --> 00:27:39,949
Yeah. Yeah.
513
00:27:41,023 --> 00:27:44,054
Thomas! Take a bullet
from me right now.
514
00:27:44,064 --> 00:27:45,831
- What the fuck is that?
- It's tequila. Just fucking take it.
515
00:27:46,252 --> 00:27:47,959
Come here. Come here. Come on.
516
00:27:47,969 --> 00:27:50,659
Ladies. What's up, ladies?
Who wants to take a shot with the birthday boy?
517
00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:52,044
Hell yeah.
518
00:27:53,078 --> 00:27:55,135
She's a professional. Open up!
519
00:27:55,145 --> 00:27:57,865
Take it! Oh, my God,
she's got a deep throat!
520
00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:59,792
Okay! Open up! Open up!
521
00:28:08,746 --> 00:28:11,165
- What's up, guys?
- Well, we did it.
522
00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:12,206
This is amazing!
523
00:28:12,207 --> 00:28:14,194
How the hell did we get
all these people to show up?
524
00:28:14,195 --> 00:28:15,069
Check it out, guys.
525
00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:17,287
I'm pretty sure it's that girl from Playboy.
526
00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:19,124
- Who?
- My God, it is her.
527
00:28:19,134 --> 00:28:20,670
She graduated three years ago.
528
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,597
She's in Playboy's Pac-10 issue.
529
00:28:22,607 --> 00:28:23,902
Dibs.
530
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,186
Yeah, like that's going to happen.
531
00:28:25,187 --> 00:28:27,274
Well, I want to declare it, just in case.
532
00:28:27,284 --> 00:28:30,155
- [Bus horn honking]
- Oh, shit!
533
00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:33,357
We're fucked.
534
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,579
- What's going on?
- There's people in the house!
535
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:37,994
Shit.
536
00:28:38,004 --> 00:28:39,708
- Hey, Costa!
- I'm under-staffed!
537
00:28:39,709 --> 00:28:41,908
Come on! I need your
fucking help, man. Seriously.
538
00:28:48,372 --> 00:28:50,350
Welcome to the party.
Welcome. Welcome.
539
00:28:50,351 --> 00:28:52,437
- Yo, what's up, man?
- Miles!
540
00:28:52,447 --> 00:28:53,652
How we doing?
541
00:28:53,662 --> 00:28:55,960
That's Ashley. Rachel. Sarah.
542
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:58,239
Look at all these people
I brought to your party!
543
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:00,246
Party camera, boost it up.
544
00:29:00,638 --> 00:29:02,023
Let's go!
545
00:29:02,033 --> 00:29:04,652
I'm talking about the fucking
people in the house, asshole, alright?
546
00:29:04,663 --> 00:29:07,945
My parents are going to crucify me
if anything gets fucked up.
547
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,749
You know what? I don't care
if everyone thinks I'm a dick,
548
00:29:09,750 --> 00:29:11,468
- I'm getting them out of the house, now.
- Dude, come on.
549
00:29:15,312 --> 00:29:17,249
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
550
00:29:18,393 --> 00:29:20,652
Thomas, please don't
embarass me like this.
551
00:29:20,662 --> 00:29:22,478
Yeah! Thomas!
552
00:29:22,488 --> 00:29:25,971
[Crowd cheering]
553
00:29:28,531 --> 00:29:31,933
That's what I like to see, baby!
Are you having a good time?
554
00:29:31,943 --> 00:29:35,276
Come on, guys. Let's start
making some drinks. Let's get wasted.
555
00:29:36,872 --> 00:29:38,899
Yeah, Costa!
556
00:29:43,516 --> 00:29:45,443
Can I help you, sir?
557
00:29:45,453 --> 00:29:47,951
- I'm here to see Thomas.
- First and last name, please.
558
00:29:47,952 --> 00:29:49,948
I'm Rob, the neighbor.
Who the fuck are you?
559
00:29:49,949 --> 00:29:52,389
- I'll ask the questions, sir.
- Get out of my way.
560
00:30:03,781 --> 00:30:06,230
Rob. Hey. What can I do for you, man?
561
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:08,469
Man, I don't mean
to be a dick here, or anything,
562
00:30:08,790 --> 00:30:11,630
Your friend Oliver came over earlier and
told me you guys were having a little party,
563
00:30:11,631 --> 00:30:13,638
but this is too much.
564
00:30:13,929 --> 00:30:17,231
Yeah, we actually should be winding
down around midnight. Maybe 1:00.
565
00:30:17,241 --> 00:30:19,096
- Is that okay?
- No, man, it's not.
566
00:30:19,097 --> 00:30:21,535
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
567
00:30:21,536 --> 00:30:21,748
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
I'm sorry. The baby can't sleep,
and Melinda has to be up early for work.
568
00:30:21,749 --> 00:30:24,147
Fuck yeah, my boy Rob is here! Rage!
569
00:30:24,458 --> 00:30:25,700
Good to see you, brother.
570
00:30:25,701 --> 00:30:27,005
Actually, you know what, bud?
I'm not raging.
571
00:30:27,006 --> 00:30:29,123
I'm actually just telling Thomas
that it's time to shut it down.
572
00:30:29,124 --> 00:30:31,444
You can't be serious. This is a
great party. What the fuck?
573
00:30:31,445 --> 00:30:33,461
I am serious, 'cause it's 11:30 at night,
574
00:30:33,471 --> 00:30:35,699
and it's time to wrap it up.
575
00:30:36,663 --> 00:30:39,524
Why don't we just bring
everyone to the back, lower the volume--
576
00:30:39,534 --> 00:30:42,234
Guys, this isn't a request.
The party is over.
577
00:30:42,244 --> 00:30:45,044
I guess we'll have to agree
to disagree, then, aren't we?
578
00:30:45,054 --> 00:30:48,457
Listen to me. Thomas, either shut
it down, or I'm calling the cops.
579
00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:52,923
Fine. Fuck it. I'm calling the
fucking co-- AAAHHH!
580
00:30:53,736 --> 00:30:56,597
Oh, Jesus Christ,
what did you do that for?
581
00:30:57,229 --> 00:31:00,391
Are you fucking kidding me?
He'll fucking kill you!
582
00:31:00,401 --> 00:31:03,332
Who the fuck Tased me?
I'm definitely calling the cops now.
583
00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:05,036
You punched a kid in the face.
584
00:31:05,037 --> 00:31:06,554
I'm calling the cops on your ass now.
585
00:31:06,555 --> 00:31:07,577
Do it, genius.
586
00:31:07,587 --> 00:31:10,077
It's all on tape. I just saw this
motherfucker record it right here.
587
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,807
All I got was you punching
that little child's face.
588
00:31:12,817 --> 00:31:15,627
- Fuck you.
- Go home, Robert.
589
00:31:15,637 --> 00:31:19,110
[Crowd booing]
590
00:31:19,431 --> 00:31:21,579
Are you alright, man?
Is he okay?
591
00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,496
You're a fucking champion!
592
00:31:23,506 --> 00:31:24,610
He sucker-punched you.
593
00:31:24,620 --> 00:31:27,381
- We'd own that bitch in a real fight.
- You think so?
594
00:31:27,391 --> 00:31:29,027
I know so. Fuck that asshole.
595
00:31:29,037 --> 00:31:30,191
We'd kill him, bro.
596
00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,831
- Yo, Costa, what's up?
- Yo, go in the back.
597
00:31:32,841 --> 00:31:35,320
I want you to dial it back like 10-15%.
598
00:31:35,330 --> 00:31:37,739
You can't hard-charge all the time, alright?
599
00:31:37,749 --> 00:31:40,078
- And lose the Taser, okay?
- I got it.
600
00:31:40,088 --> 00:31:44,173
Get down here. We need
a post-up at the cockbiter's house.
601
00:31:44,183 --> 00:31:47,565
If he calls the cops, I want you to
radio it over to me. Okay?
602
00:31:50,516 --> 00:31:52,725
Get out of here. Go!
603
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,621
Alexis was eye-fucking the shit out of you,
604
00:32:02,631 --> 00:32:04,950
and you got college girls
on your dick. You're golden!
605
00:32:04,951 --> 00:32:06,255
Dude, I'm so fucked.
606
00:32:06,256 --> 00:32:08,272
Relax, man. Everything
is going great.
607
00:32:08,282 --> 00:32:10,591
Oh, shit! Are you
fucking kidding me?
608
00:32:10,601 --> 00:32:12,598
Didn't I tell you two to fuck off?
609
00:32:12,608 --> 00:32:15,479
- Get down here, right now!
- Come on, Costa, there's like 200 people here.
610
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,018
I don't care. T, get these
freshmen out of here.
611
00:32:18,028 --> 00:32:19,724
This is party for grown-ups.
612
00:32:19,734 --> 00:32:22,053
- Let's fucking go!
- This makes no sense.
613
00:32:22,063 --> 00:32:24,251
- There's kids younger than we are!
- Yeah, how the hell did they get up there?
614
00:32:24,252 --> 00:32:26,781
Move it, fellas. Go! Go!
You, too. Get out of here.
615
00:32:26,791 --> 00:32:28,788
That's my boy!
That's my boy!
616
00:32:28,798 --> 00:32:31,538
See? The kid's a pro.
We've got nothing to worry about.
617
00:32:31,548 --> 00:32:34,298
Dude, you heard Rob, man.
What if he calls the cops?
618
00:32:34,308 --> 00:32:37,119
The guy isn't going to do shit.
He punched a 12 year-old in the face.
619
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:39,588
Thomas, everything is under control.
620
00:32:39,598 --> 00:32:42,870
Let's just have some fun.
I got this. Okay?
621
00:32:46,624 --> 00:32:48,471
Cannonball, bitches!
622
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,425
Get in!
623
00:33:05,634 --> 00:33:08,344
This is the Thomas Kub pool-cam.
624
00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:10,241
Dude, check it out.
Check it out.
625
00:33:10,251 --> 00:33:12,429
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Read the sign, honey.
626
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:15,220
Sorry. I don't make the rules.
627
00:33:18,673 --> 00:33:20,961
No fucking way!
628
00:33:21,182 --> 00:33:24,223
- Dude, go over there!
- Do you fucking believe this?
629
00:33:36,107 --> 00:33:38,024
Yeah!
630
00:33:47,961 --> 00:33:52,357
[All cheering]
631
00:33:53,341 --> 00:33:56,814
- Oh, my God!
- Holy shit! Fucking insane!
632
00:34:01,059 --> 00:34:04,201
Oh, my God. Dude,
that sign fucking worked.
633
00:34:04,723 --> 00:34:06,158
You've got to have faith, son.
634
00:34:06,159 --> 00:34:07,684
Would you like a glass of wine?
635
00:34:08,106 --> 00:34:10,725
I've got red. I've got white.
I've got Cabernet.
636
00:34:10,735 --> 00:34:13,797
- Merlot.
- Just another beer would be great.
637
00:34:40,947 --> 00:34:42,433
How'd this thing get up here?
638
00:34:42,434 --> 00:34:45,735
- Was someone in my parents' room?
- It's a gnome. I guess he gets around.
639
00:34:45,745 --> 00:34:48,947
- Who cares, man?
- I just don't want people up here.
640
00:34:49,368 --> 00:34:52,440
Besides, it's creepy.
Look at it.
641
00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:54,557
J.B., what are you looking for?
642
00:34:54,568 --> 00:34:56,372
Looking to see if your dad has condoms.
643
00:34:56,373 --> 00:34:57,669
I'm working on something downstairs.
644
00:34:57,670 --> 00:35:00,178
The only thing you're working on
is diabetes, you fat fuck.
645
00:35:00,179 --> 00:35:02,447
Whoa, dude, Alexis just texted me.
646
00:35:02,457 --> 00:35:04,554
What? What's it say?
647
00:35:04,565 --> 00:35:07,265
Body shots for the birthday boy right now.
648
00:35:07,275 --> 00:35:09,854
- Dude, it's fucking on!
- Check it out.
649
00:35:10,296 --> 00:35:13,959
- Your dad is a freak.
- Stop.
650
00:35:15,736 --> 00:35:17,763
Costa, wait! What are you doing?
651
00:35:17,773 --> 00:35:19,078
Replying.
652
00:35:19,088 --> 00:35:21,467
- Don't. Here, don't send that.
- Send. Too late, man.
653
00:35:21,468 --> 00:35:23,264
What did you write?
654
00:35:24,187 --> 00:35:26,516
"I want your ass, too, mommy"?
655
00:35:26,837 --> 00:35:29,186
"I want your ass, Mommy"?
Who talks like that?
656
00:35:29,196 --> 00:35:31,303
I do. The shit works.
657
00:35:31,314 --> 00:35:34,144
Go. Go talk to her.
658
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:45,913
[White Arrows - City Boy (KKS mix) playing]
659
00:36:02,509 --> 00:36:04,195
Wait, wait wait!
No, no, no, no.
660
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:06,484
- What?
- Not like that. Not like that.
661
00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:09,796
Like this.
662
00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:14,644
Put this in your mouth.
663
00:36:41,022 --> 00:36:42,517
Your turn.
664
00:36:42,527 --> 00:36:46,080
Kub! House phone!
House phone!
665
00:36:46,391 --> 00:36:48,891
Shit! Sorry.
666
00:36:51,099 --> 00:36:53,789
Look out. Sorry.
Sorry. Excuse me.
667
00:36:55,616 --> 00:36:57,081
Sorry.
668
00:37:03,966 --> 00:37:05,884
Thanks. Close that behind you.
669
00:37:06,426 --> 00:37:08,553
Shit! Dax, find the phone!
670
00:37:09,557 --> 00:37:11,685
Alright, fuck it.
Just be quiet.
671
00:37:13,060 --> 00:37:14,897
- Hello?
- Thomas.
672
00:37:14,907 --> 00:37:16,912
- Are you there? Where've you been?
- Dad, hey.
673
00:37:16,913 --> 00:37:18,890
We've been trying your cell phone all night.
674
00:37:18,891 --> 00:37:21,258
I thought we agreed
all my calls would be answered.
675
00:37:21,259 --> 00:37:22,846
Yeah, I know.
I'm sorry about that.
676
00:37:22,847 --> 00:37:25,516
We... We were in the hot tub,
so I didn't have it on me.
677
00:37:25,526 --> 00:37:28,256
Thomas, please, I don't want to find
any wet towels when we get home.
678
00:37:28,257 --> 00:37:30,836
- I want to come to a clean house, okay?
- Yes. Definitely.
679
00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:32,871
[Knocking on door]
We were just calling-- What was that?
680
00:37:32,872 --> 00:37:34,369
[whispering]
Dude, look at her!
681
00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:36,125
What was that? Thomas?
682
00:37:36,135 --> 00:37:39,618
Uh... nothing. That was Costa.
You're on speaker-phone.
683
00:37:39,628 --> 00:37:42,589
Well, we just wanted to call
one last time before going to bed,
684
00:37:42,700 --> 00:37:45,319
and make sure
you're all set for the night.
685
00:37:45,330 --> 00:37:47,728
Yup, all good. Um...
686
00:37:47,738 --> 00:37:51,201
I'm actually about to
go to sleep ... right now.
687
00:37:51,211 --> 00:37:53,480
Great. Well, we'll see you Sunday.
688
00:37:53,490 --> 00:37:55,939
- Happy birthday, Thomas.
- Thanks, Dad. Good night.
689
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,685
Good night.
690
00:38:05,354 --> 00:38:06,879
Holy shit!
691
00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:15,732
Yeah! Fuck yeah!
692
00:38:17,472 --> 00:38:20,192
Hey, I'm not here to bust anybody.
I'm just here to party.
693
00:38:20,975 --> 00:38:23,695
C'mon, give me a break.
You got a ball?
694
00:38:23,705 --> 00:38:25,381
- Yeah, man.
- Let's do this.
695
00:38:25,642 --> 00:38:27,639
Here we go.
696
00:38:29,828 --> 00:38:34,384
Up high! Come on, right here! Yeah!
697
00:38:51,006 --> 00:38:54,609
What's that, dude? Hold on, I can't
fucking hear a thing you're saying.
698
00:38:55,593 --> 00:38:57,259
Speak up, E.
699
00:38:57,791 --> 00:39:00,240
What? E?
700
00:39:00,471 --> 00:39:01,695
What the fuck are you doing here?
701
00:39:01,696 --> 00:39:03,994
- What are you going to do about it?
- Dickhead.
702
00:39:07,256 --> 00:39:09,183
You're a fucking asshole.
703
00:39:11,953 --> 00:39:13,327
Go ahead, bro.
What's happening?
704
00:39:13,328 --> 00:39:15,466
Subject is currently arguing
with an overweight woman,
705
00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:18,146
most likely his wife.
She wants him to call the police.
706
00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:20,796
He says he wants to
handle it himself. He's drinking.
707
00:39:20,806 --> 00:39:23,346
They're in the kitchen.
I'm upstairs.
708
00:39:23,356 --> 00:39:25,363
- Kids are asleep. Over.
- Wait! In their house?
709
00:39:27,732 --> 00:39:29,107
Are you fucking kidding me?
710
00:39:29,108 --> 00:39:31,566
E, get the fuck out! Now!
711
00:39:31,576 --> 00:39:34,587
Negative. I'm a ghost. Out.
712
00:39:34,678 --> 00:39:36,886
What the fuck am I
going to do with this kid?
713
00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:38,702
E? E?
714
00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:45,815
[Bonde do Rol� - Marina Do Bairro playing]
715
00:40:07,493 --> 00:40:10,253
- Are you having fun?
- Yeah, I'm having a good time.
716
00:40:10,263 --> 00:40:12,702
It's pretty fucking crazy.
717
00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:17,209
Oh, my God.
718
00:40:17,219 --> 00:40:19,487
What was wrong with me?
719
00:40:19,949 --> 00:40:21,354
Wow.
720
00:40:21,364 --> 00:40:22,940
This was before Costa.
721
00:40:22,950 --> 00:40:25,680
Yeah. The good old days.
722
00:40:25,690 --> 00:40:28,420
Yeah. Back when you were
still in the crew, right?
723
00:40:30,026 --> 00:40:31,973
You used to be so cute.
What happened?
724
00:40:31,974 --> 00:40:33,820
Shut the fuck up.
725
00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:36,038
It still looks like me.
726
00:40:41,669 --> 00:40:43,667
Was that weird? I'm sorry.
727
00:40:44,077 --> 00:40:46,927
- Shit. That was weird, wasn't it? Fuck.
- No... It was a little weird.
728
00:40:47,128 --> 00:40:49,125
Um...
729
00:40:53,842 --> 00:40:57,024
Cops on the way! Now!
Everybody, now! Party in the back!
730
00:40:57,034 --> 00:40:58,891
Get in the back, now!
731
00:40:58,901 --> 00:41:00,898
Hey, you over there!
Get in the back!
732
00:41:00,908 --> 00:41:02,564
Cops are coming! Let's move!
733
00:41:02,574 --> 00:41:04,853
Move it! Move it!
Let's go! Hurry up!
734
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:07,011
Cops are coming!
Everybody in the back!
735
00:41:07,021 --> 00:41:08,255
Costa!
736
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,357
- Hey! Costa!
- Everybody get in the back!
737
00:41:11,367 --> 00:41:12,752
Hey, what's going on?
738
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,944
- The cops are on the way right now.
- Oh, shit.
739
00:41:16,315 --> 00:41:17,941
Get in the back, now!
740
00:41:17,951 --> 00:41:19,949
Everybody move! Let's go!
741
00:41:19,959 --> 00:41:21,464
Hide the bottles!
742
00:41:22,127 --> 00:41:24,556
Get going! Get in the back, now!
743
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:25,969
Get out, you guys, please!
744
00:41:25,970 --> 00:41:27,988
- They're on their way, now.
- Wait. How do you know that?
745
00:41:27,989 --> 00:41:29,675
Don't ask. My boy is in deep.
746
00:41:29,685 --> 00:41:31,441
Gotta clear this fucking beer out of here.
747
00:41:34,653 --> 00:41:36,480
- Is that everything?
- Yeah.
748
00:41:36,881 --> 00:41:38,477
I've got your chalice.
749
00:41:59,023 --> 00:42:01,101
Law enforcement currently on-scene.
750
00:42:01,111 --> 00:42:04,453
Standing down ... for now.
751
00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:14,682
- I don't hear anything.
- No, it doesn't sound like a party.
752
00:42:16,157 --> 00:42:18,867
Not a party that's still going, anyway.
753
00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,002
Evening, officers.
754
00:42:31,012 --> 00:42:32,317
You fellas having a party?
755
00:42:32,318 --> 00:42:35,358
Yeah, we're having a small, little
birthday gathering for my friend.
756
00:42:35,369 --> 00:42:37,727
I'm the friend. It's my birthday.
757
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,317
A lot of cars for a small party.
758
00:42:40,327 --> 00:42:44,121
SSSSSShhhhhhh!!!!!
759
00:42:52,482 --> 00:42:54,339
The house. Whose is it?
760
00:42:54,349 --> 00:42:56,346
Is there a problem here, officers?
761
00:42:56,356 --> 00:42:58,052
We have a noise complaint.
762
00:42:58,424 --> 00:43:01,254
- Mind if we look around?
- I'd prefer if you didn't.
763
00:43:01,264 --> 00:43:02,437
We're not asking.
764
00:43:02,438 --> 00:43:04,516
Excuse me, officers.
I'm not a lawyer or anything,
765
00:43:04,517 --> 00:43:08,883
doesn't the law state that you cannot enter
through a private residence without permission?
766
00:43:10,248 --> 00:43:12,687
Is there an adult here we might speak with?
767
00:43:12,697 --> 00:43:15,597
You're speaking with one.
I'm 18� years-old, sir,
768
00:43:15,607 --> 00:43:18,970
and, of course, in my culture,
I've been a man since my 13th birthday.
769
00:43:19,261 --> 00:43:22,001
So, you're telling us we cannot come in?
770
00:43:22,011 --> 00:43:24,741
Well, with all due respect,
technically the law says you cannot.
771
00:43:24,751 --> 00:43:26,749
What we're saying is you may not.
772
00:43:26,759 --> 00:43:29,138
I guess both are true.
The law says you cannot,
773
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,964
because we say you may not.
774
00:43:30,994 --> 00:43:33,965
All right, all right.
Props on all the can/may bullshit.
775
00:43:33,975 --> 00:43:36,445
- Very good.
- No doubt. Thank you, sir.
776
00:43:36,455 --> 00:43:39,737
Just keep the noise down
to a minimum, okay?
777
00:43:39,847 --> 00:43:41,794
Yes, sir. Of course.
778
00:43:41,915 --> 00:43:44,785
Don't make us come back.
You know what I mean?
779
00:43:44,795 --> 00:43:46,893
- Yeah.
- Of course.
780
00:43:47,395 --> 00:43:49,774
- Good night.
- Good night, officers.
781
00:43:50,737 --> 00:43:53,156
"Technically the law says..."
blah, blah, blah...
782
00:43:53,427 --> 00:43:55,355
Damn Internet.
783
00:43:55,365 --> 00:43:57,984
Everybody's a fucking attorney.
784
00:44:10,671 --> 00:44:13,482
- Fucking A, Costa.
- Seriously.
785
00:44:14,606 --> 00:44:16,643
Come inside. Just come inside.
786
00:44:17,316 --> 00:44:18,922
Just forget about it.
787
00:44:28,660 --> 00:44:30,567
To the break of dawn, yo!
788
00:44:32,177 --> 00:44:37,406
[All cheering]
789
00:44:39,871 --> 00:44:46,435
[Kid Cudi feat. MGMT & Ratatat
"Pursuit of Happiness (Steve Aoki remix)" playing]
790
00:45:40,487 --> 00:45:41,691
Oh, shit!
791
00:45:41,711 --> 00:45:43,869
What the fuck are you doing?
792
00:45:44,983 --> 00:45:47,292
Thomas, my cousin can replace
the window, no problem.
793
00:45:47,293 --> 00:45:49,369
It's all good, man. I promise.
794
00:46:00,965 --> 00:46:02,952
Where did you get this?
This is my mom's.
795
00:46:02,953 --> 00:46:05,301
It's not a problem.
I'm not going to break it.
796
00:46:15,457 --> 00:46:17,665
Throw it in here nice and low.
797
00:46:29,941 --> 00:46:31,768
Take it! They're pills!
798
00:46:31,778 --> 00:46:33,424
It's Ecstacy, bro!
799
00:46:33,434 --> 00:46:35,441
Oh, shit! Give it to me!
800
00:46:46,362 --> 00:46:48,309
Are you serious?
You heard about this on craigslist?
801
00:46:50,186 --> 00:46:51,480
On craigslist, yeah. There was
a thing, a gnome. He's right there.
802
00:46:51,491 --> 00:46:54,732
- Whoa. We are so fucked.
- Relax, man.
803
00:46:54,823 --> 00:46:56,328
We need to tell Thomas.
804
00:46:56,338 --> 00:46:58,958
T-Rick's so burned out,
he probably forgot about it already.
805
00:46:58,668 --> 00:47:00,455
This is bad.
806
00:47:00,947 --> 00:47:02,924
Mom, Dad,
807
00:47:02,934 --> 00:47:05,162
it's me, Thomas. Um...
808
00:47:05,614 --> 00:47:08,304
I'm drunk. I mean, that's not an excuse.
809
00:47:08,505 --> 00:47:10,000
Hopefully we'll meet again,
810
00:47:10,010 --> 00:47:13,332
so I can explain things.
811
00:47:14,316 --> 00:47:18,291
I mean, I don't really have an explanation
other than fucking Costa made me do it.
812
00:47:20,246 --> 00:47:22,494
- [Knocking on door]
- Fuck off!
813
00:47:22,504 --> 00:47:24,271
- Dude, it's us!
- I know!
814
00:47:26,077 --> 00:47:27,711
What the fuck are you doing in here?
815
00:47:27,712 --> 00:47:29,187
The whole party is outside, man.
816
00:47:29,188 --> 00:47:30,825
Have you seen what
my fucking house looks like?
817
00:47:30,826 --> 00:47:33,515
We'll have the whole day to fix up
this place like new. It's all good.
818
00:47:33,525 --> 00:47:36,335
No, it's not all good, okay?
819
00:47:36,345 --> 00:47:38,343
And what about this?
What if my parents see it?
820
00:47:38,344 --> 00:47:41,223
Nobody is going to
see this shit but us. I promise.
821
00:47:43,221 --> 00:47:45,479
Where the fuck did all
these people even come from?
822
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:50,136
I mean, you know a guy down there told me
he found out about the party on craigslist?
823
00:47:51,291 --> 00:47:53,780
My dad met my step-mom on craigslist.
824
00:47:53,790 --> 00:47:56,219
So you just put my address
on the fucking Internet?
825
00:47:56,220 --> 00:47:59,039
- Well, not just the Internet.
- Shut the fuck up, J.B..
826
00:47:59,049 --> 00:48:00,987
No. Wait.
What the fuck is he talking about?
827
00:48:00,988 --> 00:48:03,446
Okay. I had Jesse Marco
put out an e-mail blast,
828
00:48:03,456 --> 00:48:05,202
and I may have called a radio station.
829
00:48:05,203 --> 00:48:06,798
You motherfuckers!
830
00:48:06,808 --> 00:48:09,267
Hey, you were so nervous about
people not showing up.
831
00:48:09,268 --> 00:48:11,355
Dude, people are spilling
shit, breaking shit...
832
00:48:11,365 --> 00:48:14,557
I mean, people are probably
stealing shit, alright? It's out of control.
833
00:48:14,567 --> 00:48:17,729
And, look, I wasn't nervous. I just wanted
the party to be big enough to be cool.
834
00:48:17,739 --> 00:48:19,212
Dude, look, back in Queens--
835
00:48:19,213 --> 00:48:21,583
And I'm fucking sick of hearing
about Queens, alright? We get it.
836
00:48:21,584 --> 00:48:24,112
Queens is awesome. We're a bunch
of pussies. I don't fucking care.
837
00:48:30,325 --> 00:48:31,941
Whatever happens, we can make this right.
838
00:48:31,942 --> 00:48:35,123
I'll fix this whole fucking house
myself if I have to.
839
00:48:35,133 --> 00:48:37,140
Your parents aren't even
coming home until Sunday.
840
00:48:37,141 --> 00:48:38,837
You just need to relax, man.
841
00:48:38,847 --> 00:48:40,784
- Want a massage, bro?
- No. No.
842
00:48:42,209 --> 00:48:44,026
This is my favorite song, guys.
843
00:48:44,207 --> 00:48:48,111
[R. Kelly - Bump N' Grind playing]
844
00:48:48,121 --> 00:48:51,182
I can't believe, like,
you guys did this to me.
845
00:48:51,192 --> 00:48:53,270
We did this for you.
846
00:48:54,234 --> 00:48:56,723
Look, man. I know you're not a drug guy,
847
00:48:56,733 --> 00:48:59,654
and I respect that about you,
but right now, this is what you need.
848
00:48:59,664 --> 00:49:01,531
- What is it?
- It's Extacy.
849
00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:04,201
It'll put the brakes on your
little freak-out. Just take it.
850
00:49:06,589 --> 00:49:07,884
Alright.
851
00:49:07,894 --> 00:49:10,022
This won't try and, like,
fuck me up, will it?
852
00:49:10,032 --> 00:49:12,451
Of course it will, dude.
That's the whole point.
853
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:15,924
Here.
854
00:49:16,998 --> 00:49:18,935
Hey, you get a half of one.
855
00:49:24,034 --> 00:49:25,760
Just give me, like, ten minutes.
856
00:49:26,804 --> 00:49:28,761
No fucking way, man.
857
00:49:29,956 --> 00:49:31,351
This is your night.
858
00:49:31,361 --> 00:49:33,138
Cut the music!
859
00:49:33,148 --> 00:49:35,065
How's everybody doing?
860
00:49:35,075 --> 00:49:36,560
This is your host, Costa.
861
00:49:36,561 --> 00:49:39,491
I want to bring out
my best friends Thomas and J.B.
862
00:49:39,501 --> 00:49:41,760
Get your asses up here. Come on.
863
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:43,225
Move your asses!
864
00:49:43,235 --> 00:49:45,343
Come on, J.B., move your fat ass.
865
00:49:45,353 --> 00:49:49,006
The reason you guys are here tonight
is that it's Thomas Kub's birthday,
866
00:49:49,016 --> 00:49:51,536
and we're going to sing
"Happy Birthday" for him.
867
00:49:51,546 --> 00:49:53,804
One, two, three.
868
00:49:53,814 --> 00:50:00,067
[Crowd singing "Happy Birthday")]
869
00:50:15,374 --> 00:50:18,004
Thanks, everybody, for coming!
Let's get the music rockin'!
870
00:50:18,014 --> 00:50:25,200
[Lil' Jon feat. LMFAO
"Outta Your Mind" playing]
871
00:50:29,536 --> 00:50:31,032
What's up in this bitch?
872
00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,782
Hey, nigga, what's up?
873
00:50:33,792 --> 00:50:35,248
You want some of this?
874
00:50:40,688 --> 00:50:42,765
You got something to say?
875
00:50:42,775 --> 00:50:44,030
What the--?
876
00:50:49,601 --> 00:50:51,227
Let me go!
877
00:50:52,682 --> 00:50:54,228
Don't shut that!
878
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,317
Hey, have you seen Thomas?
879
00:50:59,698 --> 00:51:01,093
We're looking for him.
880
00:51:01,103 --> 00:51:02,920
Oh. Well, when you find him,
881
00:51:02,930 --> 00:51:05,429
can you tell him I've got something for him?
882
00:51:05,439 --> 00:51:08,641
- Jump in!
- You're breaking the rules, you know.
883
00:51:11,331 --> 00:51:12,375
Ew.
884
00:51:13,178 --> 00:51:15,466
Why won't you get in with me?
885
00:51:15,938 --> 00:51:18,016
It's just, like, I already
went swimming once,
886
00:51:18,026 --> 00:51:19,762
against my will.
887
00:51:23,938 --> 00:51:26,949
So, Thomas, are you having fun?
888
00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:29,538
- No. Yes.
- Not at all?
889
00:51:29,548 --> 00:51:32,951
- You look pretty fucked up.
- I'm...I'm...I'm...I'm a little fucked up.
890
00:51:32,961 --> 00:51:35,641
But you look good.
Have you gotten lucky at all?
891
00:51:35,651 --> 00:51:37,157
I'm pretty lucky right now.
892
00:51:37,167 --> 00:51:39,355
- Slow down, dude.
- Fine.
893
00:51:39,365 --> 00:51:41,924
Give me that.
Are you having fun at this party?
894
00:51:41,934 --> 00:51:43,139
I'm having so much fun.
895
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,307
It's just that it's a small get-together.
896
00:51:45,317 --> 00:51:46,843
It should be basically chill.
897
00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:48,479
Now, look how fucking chill this is!
898
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:52,383
It's no big deal. There's two DJs.
That's not a big deal. Right?
899
00:51:52,393 --> 00:51:54,260
- When do your parents get home?
- I don't know.
900
00:51:54,261 --> 00:51:56,167
J.B.! Get your fat ass up here!
901
00:51:56,177 --> 00:51:58,184
There's a midget in the oven! Let's go!
902
00:51:59,289 --> 00:52:00,995
- What?
- What did he say?
903
00:52:01,005 --> 00:52:02,470
I heard midget and oven.
904
00:52:05,241 --> 00:52:07,489
- Hey!
- Get the fuck out of the way!
905
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,939
I'm so sorry! No, no. I'm so sorr--
906
00:52:14,706 --> 00:52:16,884
Oh, my God!
907
00:52:28,351 --> 00:52:30,358
Yo, yo, yo! Hey! Um...
908
00:52:30,368 --> 00:52:31,723
I just heard a rumor that
909
00:52:31,724 --> 00:52:34,022
all of your balls got attacked by a midget.
910
00:52:34,032 --> 00:52:35,407
Is it true? Please?
911
00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:36,820
Please just tell me it is.
912
00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:38,047
I'm praying it fucking is.
913
00:52:38,048 --> 00:52:40,446
Dude! I can't believe I missed it!
914
00:52:42,262 --> 00:52:44,159
Look at your fucking pupils.
915
00:52:48,746 --> 00:52:50,312
I love you guys.
916
00:52:50,874 --> 00:52:52,470
No, seriously.
917
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,411
Look, I realize that I can be,
like, a huge dick sometimes.
918
00:52:55,913 --> 00:52:57,469
I'm really sorry for that.
919
00:52:57,519 --> 00:52:58,944
It's okay.
920
00:52:58,954 --> 00:53:00,640
No, it's not.
921
00:53:01,353 --> 00:53:04,555
J.B., I'm sorry for buying you
a bra on your birthday.
922
00:53:04,565 --> 00:53:06,030
That wasn't cool.
923
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,646
Wasn't cool, man.
924
00:53:08,028 --> 00:53:09,313
And I'm sorry for all the times
925
00:53:09,314 --> 00:53:11,440
I called you, "fat fuck,"
926
00:53:12,986 --> 00:53:15,255
- "chubby bitch,"
- Yeah.
927
00:53:15,837 --> 00:53:18,205
- "Fudgy the whale,"
- Okay.
928
00:53:18,215 --> 00:53:21,287
and I'm sorry for that time
at your brother's Bar Mitzvah
929
00:53:21,297 --> 00:53:24,017
when I told everyone that you
looked like Rosie O'Donnell,
930
00:53:24,027 --> 00:53:25,874
- 'cause you don't.
- I don't.
931
00:53:25,884 --> 00:53:28,142
- Hey, guys?
- What?
932
00:53:29,688 --> 00:53:31,715
I hooked up with Kirby.
933
00:53:33,432 --> 00:53:35,700
I'm, like, really into her.
934
00:53:38,571 --> 00:53:40,036
Okay, seriously, Thomas,
935
00:53:40,046 --> 00:53:42,044
that's, you know, cool and all,
936
00:53:42,054 --> 00:53:44,663
but she's kind of always been around.
937
00:53:45,185 --> 00:53:47,343
It's like hooking up with J.B.,
938
00:53:48,307 --> 00:53:50,906
- but her tits are smaller.
- Hey...
939
00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,914
I'm just saying,
940
00:53:52,924 --> 00:53:55,473
Kirby's, sort of, like, one of us.
941
00:53:55,483 --> 00:53:58,625
You know, tonight's about
the girls we never had a shot at.
942
00:53:58,635 --> 00:54:01,967
Tonight's about ... changing the game.
943
00:54:14,303 --> 00:54:22,353
[Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Heads Will Roll (A-Trak remix) playing]
944
00:55:52,075 --> 00:55:56,140
It's crazy! I haven't seen Tyler in an hour.
945
00:56:00,034 --> 00:56:01,871
We were slightly out of
our league on this mission.
946
00:56:07,693 --> 00:56:10,784
- Cool room.
- Thanks.
947
00:56:10,794 --> 00:56:13,243
It's a bit messy right now.
948
00:56:13,956 --> 00:56:16,134
Yeah, let me, uh...
949
00:56:20,761 --> 00:56:22,859
So, it's your birthday.
950
00:56:22,869 --> 00:56:25,719
Yeah, it's my birthday.
951
00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:57,166
Whoa.
952
00:56:58,902 --> 00:57:05,406
[Small Black - Despicable Dogs
(Washed Out Remix) playing]
953
00:57:14,433 --> 00:57:16,721
Oh, my God!
954
00:57:16,731 --> 00:57:18,096
Kirby...
955
00:57:18,106 --> 00:57:20,415
- Fuck off!
- Kirby...
956
00:57:20,425 --> 00:57:22,814
Thomas! What the fuck?
957
00:57:23,567 --> 00:57:25,403
Asshole!
958
00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:31,225
- Would you like a hand with that?
- What?
959
00:57:31,226 --> 00:57:32,821
How long have you been in there?
960
00:57:32,831 --> 00:57:34,838
- Fucking shit!
- What are you doing?
961
00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:48,268
Kirby?
962
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:11,303
Yeah, man!
963
00:58:11,313 --> 00:58:18,329
[The Kills - "Cheap and Cheerful
(SebastiAn Remix)" playing]
964
00:58:40,140 --> 00:58:42,629
Oh, uh, Alexis, are you having a good time?
965
00:58:42,639 --> 00:58:44,968
No. I'm leaving.
966
00:59:01,770 --> 00:59:03,818
[Answering machine]
Hi. You've reached the Kub residence.
967
00:59:03,819 --> 00:59:05,574
Please leave a message.
968
00:59:05,584 --> 00:59:09,207
- Thomas, it's me again. I just got another call.
- Oh fuck, dude!
969
00:59:09,629 --> 00:59:12,389
I'm sure the neighbors are exaggerating.
970
00:59:12,399 --> 00:59:15,390
- Please call me.
- Fuck.
971
01:00:03,850 --> 01:00:06,188
Holy shit!
972
01:00:06,540 --> 01:00:08,989
That's fucking insane!
973
01:00:25,630 --> 01:00:29,284
Thomas, look at what we did. Epic.
974
01:00:33,018 --> 01:00:35,487
Is this big enough to be cool?
975
01:00:36,751 --> 01:00:38,940
Game-changing.
976
01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:42,663
Oh, shit, it's the news.
977
01:00:49,438 --> 01:00:52,209
Dude, that's Thomas!
978
01:00:53,694 --> 01:00:55,822
Are you hearing this?
979
01:01:01,021 --> 01:01:03,671
This is your fucking party, man!
980
01:01:03,681 --> 01:01:06,110
You're right, dude. I needed this.
981
01:01:10,055 --> 01:01:12,203
Fuck, yeah!
982
01:01:19,309 --> 01:01:23,254
Look at me now, bitches!
My party's the shit!
983
01:01:31,052 --> 01:01:33,381
- Watch this.
- Watch what?
984
01:01:33,391 --> 01:01:35,348
Are you kidding me?
985
01:01:44,372 --> 01:01:47,152
Thomas, you crazy motherfucker! I love you!
986
01:01:51,197 --> 01:01:55,001
[All] Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
987
01:01:55,011 --> 01:01:57,952
Fuck that shit. I'm not jumping. Fuck that.
988
01:02:03,804 --> 01:02:06,474
To my family members,
and my friends on Facebook,
989
01:02:06,484 --> 01:02:08,371
- What?
- It's been a great ride.
990
01:02:08,381 --> 01:02:10,860
- Costa, hold onto these.
- J.B., don't do it, man.
991
01:02:11,412 --> 01:02:13,981
- You're way too fat.
- Shut up.
992
01:02:29,318 --> 01:02:31,556
Oh, my God!
993
01:02:31,566 --> 01:02:33,664
Aaahhh!
994
01:02:34,196 --> 01:02:36,535
J.B.! You alright, man?
995
01:02:37,308 --> 01:02:39,345
- J.B.! Are you alright?
- Ha ha!
996
01:02:39,355 --> 01:02:42,346
[Crowd cheering]
997
01:02:50,306 --> 01:02:51,520
This is Falcon-1.
998
01:02:51,550 --> 01:02:54,612
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
999
01:02:54,622 --> 01:02:54,630
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
I was just attacked ...
by this really sexy woman.
1000
01:02:54,631 --> 01:02:57,380
We've lost all control of the situation.
The house was breached hours ago,
1001
01:02:57,381 --> 01:02:58,857
chaos has spread to the streets,
1002
01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:01,628
and the police are returning in force.
We're clearly outnumbered.
1003
01:03:09,621 --> 01:03:11,267
God help us.
1004
01:03:27,176 --> 01:03:31,251
[Crowd chanting "Cops go home!"]
1005
01:03:31,261 --> 01:03:33,048
[Over loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1006
01:03:33,049 --> 01:03:36,611
Disperse peacefully and immediately,
or you will be subject to arrest.
1007
01:03:47,251 --> 01:03:49,800
[Police radio]
We need immediate assistance.
1008
01:03:51,205 --> 01:03:53,293
Drive! Drive! Drive!
1009
01:03:54,909 --> 01:03:57,308
[Police radio]
Requesting backup, all units.
1010
01:04:08,820 --> 01:04:14,431
[Jay-Z & Kanye West - H.A.M. playing]
1011
01:04:15,104 --> 01:04:16,429
Holy shit!
1012
01:04:16,439 --> 01:04:18,446
** on purpose.
1013
01:04:22,381 --> 01:04:24,739
[Reporter]
Chaos has broken out in the Southland,
1014
01:04:24,749 --> 01:04:28,995
where this normally quiet residential
street has turned into anarchy.
1015
01:04:38,811 --> 01:04:42,435
I'm being joined right now by
Captain Reeseman of the Police Department.
1016
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:44,091
We're going to have to
let this thing burn out,
1017
01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:46,299
before we even think about moving back in.
1018
01:04:46,309 --> 01:04:49,712
Yeah!
1019
01:05:16,501 --> 01:05:18,779
- Shit! That's my dad's car!
- Oh, shit, dude.
1020
01:05:27,391 --> 01:05:29,870
Holy shit!
1021
01:05:40,911 --> 01:05:43,320
Are you okay, man?
1022
01:05:46,532 --> 01:05:48,730
- What are you doing?
- What?
1023
01:05:48,740 --> 01:05:50,537
Fuck your car.
1024
01:05:53,608 --> 01:05:55,305
Motherfuckers!
1025
01:05:55,636 --> 01:05:57,021
Oh, my God. Thomas,
1026
01:05:57,031 --> 01:06:01,186
Thomas, we're fucked.
I don't know how to fix this.
1027
01:06:02,531 --> 01:06:05,000
I don't know how to fix any of this shit.
1028
01:06:05,342 --> 01:06:07,229
I'm sorry, Thomas.
1029
01:06:07,239 --> 01:06:09,607
I just wanted to get some pussy.
1030
01:06:09,603 --> 01:06:11,710
Oh, my God!
1031
01:06:12,232 --> 01:06:14,561
Something is just happening right now.
I've heard a commotion.
1032
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:18,797
Holy shit!
1033
01:06:21,938 --> 01:06:23,715
What the fuck is that?
1034
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:32,136
Keep back!
1035
01:06:36,532 --> 01:06:38,480
Run! Get the fuck out of here!
1036
01:06:43,904 --> 01:06:45,710
Jesus Christ, dude!
Get down!
1037
01:06:48,647 --> 01:06:50,865
[Police radio]
Subject is armed and active.
1038
01:06:52,853 --> 01:06:55,242
Police are on-scene in riot gear.
1039
01:06:55,252 --> 01:06:58,082
SWAT officers are rushing forward.
1040
01:07:02,759 --> 01:07:05,299
Oh, shit, dude! It's T-Rick!
1041
01:07:05,309 --> 01:07:08,350
- What the fuck is he doing?
- COSTA!!!!!
1042
01:07:08,752 --> 01:07:12,194
Give me back my fucking gnome!
1043
01:07:12,204 --> 01:07:13,981
Just give it back to him!
Where the fuck is it?
1044
01:07:13,982 --> 01:07:16,470
It was full of Extacy!
Everyone ate it!
1045
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,608
Motherfucking Costa!
1046
01:07:18,618 --> 01:07:20,897
[Police radio]
Subject is advancing.
1047
01:07:28,324 --> 01:07:31,114
Police in the area:
Approach with extreme caution.
1048
01:07:37,277 --> 01:07:39,806
[Reporter]
Police are now firing rubber bullets.
1049
01:07:42,948 --> 01:07:45,588
[Police radio]
Suspect is firing at officers.
1050
01:07:45,598 --> 01:07:47,716
- Fuck this.
- Where the fuck are you going, dude?
1051
01:07:47,717 --> 01:07:49,884
Get back! No, Thomas! No!
1052
01:07:49,894 --> 01:07:52,554
Look, T-Rick, we can fix this. Okay, man?
1053
01:07:52,564 --> 01:07:55,384
Fuck you! You burned me,
1054
01:07:55,394 --> 01:07:57,582
I burned you!
1055
01:07:58,174 --> 01:08:00,764
Costa, you motherfucker!
1056
01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:05,150
- Go! Go! Go!
- Shit!
1057
01:08:08,131 --> 01:08:10,299
Get the fuck out of here! Go!
1058
01:08:16,141 --> 01:08:18,811
[Police radio]
Subject is still active and on the move.
1059
01:08:24,412 --> 01:08:26,750
Oh, shit!
1060
01:08:28,657 --> 01:08:30,042
This is the police.
1061
01:08:31,709 --> 01:08:33,596
Disperse immediately.
1062
01:08:45,349 --> 01:08:46,905
Thomas, we've got to
get the fuck out of here!
1063
01:08:46,906 --> 01:08:49,514
- No, man! I can't leave my house!
- The house is gone, man!
1064
01:08:49,525 --> 01:08:51,873
- It's fucking over!
- Where's Milo?
1065
01:09:09,599 --> 01:09:11,847
Here! Here!
1066
01:09:11,857 --> 01:09:13,523
J.B., what the fuck are you doing?
1067
01:09:13,533 --> 01:09:15,200
The dog isn't going to be in that drawer!
1068
01:09:15,201 --> 01:09:16,956
Here he is! I've got him!
1069
01:09:16,966 --> 01:09:19,556
- Motherfuckers!
- Come on! Let's go! Move!
1070
01:09:27,355 --> 01:09:29,231
[Reporter]
It's complete chaos out here.
1071
01:09:29,232 --> 01:09:32,975
Police are using flash-bang grenades
to try and disperse this crowd.
1072
01:09:33,347 --> 01:09:35,083
[Loudspeaker]
This is the police.
1073
01:09:35,084 --> 01:09:37,091
Disperse immediately.
1074
01:09:37,532 --> 01:09:41,216
If you do not disperse immediately,
you will be subject to arrest.
1075
01:09:42,089 --> 01:09:44,197
Disperse immediately.
1076
01:09:44,207 --> 01:09:45,590
[Reporter]
Police are now mobilizing,
1077
01:09:45,591 --> 01:09:47,449
and fire helicopters
have been brought in.
1078
01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:50,209
They're dropping water,
trying to put this blaze out.
1079
01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:03,699
[Police radio]
Officers need assistance.
1080
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:04,914
Holy shit!
1081
01:10:05,777 --> 01:10:08,035
Tyler! I need you! Pull it together!
1082
01:10:10,002 --> 01:10:11,127
Holy shit!
1083
01:10:11,137 --> 01:10:13,626
[Police radio]
Civilians 50 yards ahead on Dickens.
1084
01:10:15,322 --> 01:10:16,777
Officers, engage with riot.
1085
01:10:16,778 --> 01:10:18,945
What the fuck is going on here?
1086
01:10:21,756 --> 01:10:23,452
Milo!
1087
01:10:24,466 --> 01:10:26,222
Dude! Milo!
1088
01:10:26,503 --> 01:10:27,929
Where are you, buddy?
1089
01:10:27,939 --> 01:10:30,508
You owe me a fucking tree,
you piece of shit!
1090
01:10:30,518 --> 01:10:33,620
All I know is, I had a good time,
you cock-sucking motherfucker!
1091
01:10:34,734 --> 01:10:37,093
You know where you're going?
You're going to jail, you motherfucker!
1092
01:10:37,094 --> 01:10:39,251
Yeah! That's my boys!
1093
01:10:39,261 --> 01:10:42,723
Suck my dick, Robert!
Suck my fucking dick!
1094
01:10:47,963 --> 01:10:49,569
Oh, shit!
1095
01:10:50,462 --> 01:10:52,640
[Police radio]
We've got a hit-and-run.
1096
01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:56,464
Go! Go! Go! Go! Drive!
1097
01:11:03,390 --> 01:11:06,361
[Police radio]
Be advised. Officer down. Officer down.
1098
01:11:29,155 --> 01:11:31,353
We need about an hour
to make sure he's asleep.
1099
01:11:31,363 --> 01:11:33,190
We'll definitely make our move.
1100
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:35,306
We'll go in through the back,
break Rob's door down,
1101
01:11:35,307 --> 01:11:36,591
- and torch the house.
- Yeah.
1102
01:11:36,592 --> 01:11:38,379
What the fuck are you talking about?
1103
01:11:38,380 --> 01:11:41,621
The guy has a wife and a baby.
You're not going to burn his house down.
1104
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:43,930
He called the cops on us.
He ruined everything.
1105
01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:48,035
It's six in the morning.
Let it go. It's over.
1106
01:11:49,059 --> 01:11:50,866
Just go home.
1107
01:11:57,390 --> 01:11:59,317
What about our money?
1108
01:12:00,531 --> 01:12:04,717
The house is trashed.
You're the worst security ever.
1109
01:12:15,647 --> 01:12:17,896
Yeah, you guys should go home, too.
1110
01:12:19,733 --> 01:12:21,710
You gonna be okay, man?
1111
01:12:22,151 --> 01:12:24,771
Yeah. I'm just going to
hang here with Milo for a bit.
1112
01:12:30,593 --> 01:12:32,239
Alright.
1113
01:12:32,450 --> 01:12:34,246
I'm gonna go home,
1114
01:12:35,451 --> 01:12:38,653
have a good cry,
and start calling some lawyers.
1115
01:12:40,891 --> 01:12:43,139
Thomas, whatever happens, man,
1116
01:12:44,755 --> 01:12:47,525
that was one fucking hell of a night.
1117
01:12:48,248 --> 01:12:50,446
Come on, J.B., let's bounce.
1118
01:13:14,756 --> 01:13:17,115
You can go, too, Dax.
1119
01:13:20,427 --> 01:13:22,595
Thanks, Thomas.
1120
01:13:22,605 --> 01:13:24,874
I had a really fun time.
1121
01:13:27,042 --> 01:13:29,210
You'll be alright.
1122
01:13:41,610 --> 01:13:43,617
[The xx - "Intro" playing]
1123
01:13:45,149 --> 01:13:47,216
[KROQ-FM] Hey, it's Kevin & Bean,
from the world-famous KROQ.
1124
01:13:47,217 --> 01:13:50,860
Can we please talk about
this insanity in Pasadena last night?
1125
01:13:50,870 --> 01:13:53,357
It looked like the greatest
party I have ever seen.
1126
01:13:52,858 --> 01:13:54,373
[KWPR Power 106] Big Boy's neighborhood.
Beautiful day in the neighborhood.
1127
01:13:54,374 --> 01:13:57,366
It is going down. I don't know if
you guys been seeing the news, man,
1128
01:13:57,367 --> 01:13:59,835
but some cats had a party in Pasadena,
1129
01:13:59,845 --> 01:14:01,790
and took this thing
to the whole next level.
1130
01:14:01,791 --> 01:14:04,261
I'm talking 'bout,
they trashed the neighborhood,
1131
01:14:04,262 --> 01:14:05,897
they trashed the house,
1132
01:14:05,907 --> 01:14:07,752
We heard that Kanye
made an appearance.
1133
01:14:07,753 --> 01:14:08,226
- What?
1134
01:14:08,227 --> 01:14:11,357
Yeah. So, if you were there
at the party in Pasadena last night,
1135
01:14:11,368 --> 01:14:12,943
hit us up, 'cause we're gonna
be talking about it
1136
01:14:12,944 --> 01:14:15,874
all morning long in the neighborhood.
1137
01:14:19,708 --> 01:14:23,292
- I really am sorry.
- You said that already.
1138
01:14:26,393 --> 01:14:29,916
Do you have any idea how much
all this is going to cost, Thomas?
1139
01:14:32,466 --> 01:14:36,119
Your college fund is gone,
I can tell you that.
1140
01:14:37,775 --> 01:14:40,044
- Dad, I'm sorry.
- You had so much going for you,
1141
01:14:40,045 --> 01:14:44,129
and you just pissed it
all away for one night?
1142
01:14:48,525 --> 01:14:51,004
I just didn't think you had it in you.
1143
01:14:54,156 --> 01:14:57,207
I know. I'm sorry I let you down.
1144
01:14:57,217 --> 01:14:58,693
No,
1145
01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:00,690
I literallly
1146
01:15:00,700 --> 01:15:02,768
didn't think that you had
1147
01:15:02,898 --> 01:15:05,498
this ... in you.
1148
01:15:08,710 --> 01:15:10,316
So, uh,
1149
01:15:10,687 --> 01:15:13,066
how many people were here?
1150
01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:14,481
Um ...
1151
01:15:16,057 --> 01:15:17,803
1500?
1152
01:15:18,928 --> 01:15:21,236
A couple thousand, maybe?
1153
01:15:21,828 --> 01:15:23,324
Wow.
1154
01:15:24,819 --> 01:15:27,278
You should've seen it.
1155
01:15:30,059 --> 01:15:32,227
It was awesome.
1156
01:15:35,439 --> 01:15:37,376
Yeah, well, you're still fucked, Thomas.
1157
01:15:48,096 --> 01:15:54,861
[Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg
"The Next Episode" playing]
1158
01:16:02,178 --> 01:16:04,426
Well, at least the van looks gangsta now.
1159
01:16:04,436 --> 01:16:07,808
Dude, don't even start, okay?
My dad is making me drive it as punishment.
1160
01:16:07,819 --> 01:16:09,244
That sucks.
1161
01:16:09,254 --> 01:16:12,797
Yeah, and I'm being brought up on,
like, six different charges.
1162
01:16:13,269 --> 01:16:15,256
My mom hasn't stopped crying.
1163
01:16:15,447 --> 01:16:18,217
We're living at a Courtyard
Marriott right now.
1164
01:16:18,227 --> 01:16:20,152
I'm basically on house
arrest until my hearing,
1165
01:16:20,153 --> 01:16:22,332
and I'm definitely not supposed
to be talking to you guys.
1166
01:16:21,933 --> 01:16:25,365
My parents are convinced this is totally
going to be fucking up my college plans.
1167
01:16:25,375 --> 01:16:27,955
Your grades are fucking
up your college plans.
1168
01:16:27,965 --> 01:16:29,299
My dad got me a lawyer.
1169
01:16:29,310 --> 01:16:31,106
Even that Jew thinks we're fucked.
1170
01:16:31,116 --> 01:16:33,676
- He thinks we could actually do time for this.
- Jesus.
1171
01:16:34,117 --> 01:16:36,346
Well, what about you, Dax?
What did your parents say?
1172
01:16:36,566 --> 01:16:38,855
Um, I live alone, actually.
1173
01:16:40,431 --> 01:16:42,498
You're really starting to fucking scare me.
1174
01:16:44,837 --> 01:16:46,413
Yo! What up, Kub?
1175
01:16:49,755 --> 01:16:51,502
Yo, what's going on, man?
1176
01:16:57,082 --> 01:16:59,461
- Hey, Costa.
- Hi, Thomas.
1177
01:17:04,791 --> 01:17:08,344
Yo, you guys, Thomas,
that party was dope.
1178
01:17:08,555 --> 01:17:11,576
Thank you, man.
You guys rock!
1179
01:17:19,455 --> 01:17:25,929
[Crowd chanting "Thomas"]
1180
01:17:43,123 --> 01:17:45,160
Kirby, wait!
1181
01:17:46,124 --> 01:17:47,539
Kirby.
1182
01:17:48,442 --> 01:17:49,396
Hey.
1183
01:17:49,406 --> 01:17:51,915
Hey, look, I just wanted to talk to you.
1184
01:17:51,925 --> 01:17:55,258
- There's really nothing to talk about, Thomas.
- No, please, can I explain?
1185
01:17:55,890 --> 01:17:57,687
It's not that complicated.
1186
01:17:57,797 --> 01:17:59,232
What you did
1187
01:17:59,242 --> 01:18:02,143
was really ... not cool.
1188
01:18:02,846 --> 01:18:04,913
It really hurt me.
1189
01:18:05,506 --> 01:18:07,684
Kirby, I'm really sorry about what happened.
1190
01:18:07,694 --> 01:18:09,912
I didn't know how to handle it,
1191
01:18:11,799 --> 01:18:14,479
but I think I do now,
and that's why I'm here.
1192
01:18:17,630 --> 01:18:20,742
My life right now is totally ruined.
1193
01:18:21,033 --> 01:18:24,205
Okay? I practically burned
down my whole neighborhood.
1194
01:18:25,198 --> 01:18:28,159
I probably bankrupted my parents.
I'll be in debt 'til I die, but
1195
01:18:28,732 --> 01:18:31,562
the only thing I care about
fixing right now is this.
1196
01:18:31,994 --> 01:18:34,061
So, I'm sorry.
1197
01:18:35,085 --> 01:18:36,781
You're still mad. I get it,
1198
01:18:36,962 --> 01:18:38,237
but,
1199
01:18:38,367 --> 01:18:41,338
if you are talking to me by my next birthday,
1200
01:18:41,378 --> 01:18:44,239
I'd really like to spend it with just you.
1201
01:19:01,493 --> 01:19:03,591
So, we're cool again?
1202
01:19:03,912 --> 01:19:06,270
I never said you were cool.
1203
01:19:16,301 --> 01:19:18,790
[Jimmy Kimmel Live!]
1204
01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:22,333
So, you know this high-school party
in Pasadena that turned into a riot, right?
1205
01:19:22,343 --> 01:19:25,023
The kid actuallly burned
his parents' house down.
1206
01:19:25,033 --> 01:19:28,626
Can you imagine how many
chores it's going to take
1207
01:19:28,636 --> 01:19:30,142
to make up for...
1208
01:19:30,152 --> 01:19:33,364
He'll be taking the trash out nine
times a day for the rest of his life.
1209
01:19:33,675 --> 01:19:36,405
[Reporter]
The person who caused the early-morning fire
1210
01:19:36,415 --> 01:19:39,928
and explosion here has survived his injuries.
1211
01:19:39,938 --> 01:19:41,464
[T-Rick]
Costa!!!!!!
1212
01:19:41,815 --> 01:19:44,595
You move to place like Pasadena
to avoid stuff like this.
1213
01:19:44,937 --> 01:19:48,068
Some asshole puked all over my door.
1214
01:19:48,078 --> 01:19:50,477
Do these kids even have parents?
1215
01:19:50,487 --> 01:19:52,545
It's ridiculous, right?
1216
01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:55,044
Have you seen the footage?
1217
01:19:55,054 --> 01:19:58,236
Let me tell you, I haven't
seen that many teenage boobs
1218
01:19:58,246 --> 01:20:00,374
since R. Kelly's birthday party.
1219
01:20:47,439 --> 01:20:51,113
[Jillian Reynolds - Good Day L.A.]
Joining us now, live, is one Pasadena teen
1220
01:20:51,123 --> 01:20:53,341
who has recently drawn a lot of notice
1221
01:20:53,351 --> 01:20:54,977
for throwing what people are calling,
1222
01:20:54,978 --> 01:20:58,591
possibly, the most epic
high-school party of all time.
1223
01:20:58,601 --> 01:21:00,136
Costa, before we begin,
1224
01:21:00,146 --> 01:21:02,696
is there anything that you
would like to say to the viewers?
1225
01:21:02,706 --> 01:21:05,657
In fact, I would.
You said it was "perhaps"
1226
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:07,463
the most epic party of all time?
1227
01:21:07,464 --> 01:21:10,003
It was the most epic party of all time.
1228
01:21:10,013 --> 01:21:13,757
Okay... I was thinking
more along the lines of an apology.
1229
01:21:13,767 --> 01:21:16,587
- Would you like to apologize?
- I've got a better idea.
1230
01:21:16,597 --> 01:21:18,836
How about I invite you to my next party?
1231
01:21:18,846 --> 01:21:20,843
- What?
- Yeah, you heard me, sugar-tits.
1232
01:21:20,853 --> 01:21:22,750
Just make sure you wear something tight.
1233
01:21:23,454 --> 01:21:31,272
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