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Consider outer space.

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From the time of the first NASA mission,
it became evident...

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that being in space has a profound effect
on the human psyche.

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During the first Gemini mission,
some thought was actually given...

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to the notion of sending up
a man and a woman together.

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Really?

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A cosmic Adam and Eve, if you will...

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bound together
in a sophisticated nerve center...

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at the head of the largest,
most powerful known rocket...

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its giant thrusters
blasting into the dark void...

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as they hurtled towards
their final destination:

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the gushing wellspring of life itself.

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How would you like
a sexual encounter so intense...

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it could conceivably change
your political views?

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-Would you like to dance?
-Yes, please.

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I'll take that as a no.

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-Consider outer space.
-What?

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Private Gibson! Incoming!

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What is this? "Lonely man sitting on a hill"?

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It's over, Lance.

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It's gone, I've lost it.

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High school.

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I started off so hot.
Sophomore year, two times.

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Junior year was excellent. Four times.

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And not all with the same girl.

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Senior year looked like the best.
The first day of classes, then nothing.

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What do you mean,
nothing your senior year?

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What about that time with Barbara DeVillebis
in the high-jump pit?

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That was you.

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I just can't motivate myself
the way I used to.

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Maybe I'm past my prime.

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It's not you.
It's these high school girls, here.

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They're simple.

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They're never gonna stimulate
a complex guy like you.

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-Maybe you're right.
-Of course I'm right.

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Anyways...

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after tonight, you'll never have to deal with
these simple high school girls again.

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-But won't these same girls be in college?
-Yeah, but it'll be different.

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-Why?
-Because they'll be college girls.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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It's your own fault. You could be
coming out to California with me.

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Yeah, right.

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Get a totally bitchin' education
out there, dude.

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California.

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You could be coming
to New England with me.

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What are you, crazy? The lvy League stinks.

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They've only got those ugly,
intellectual girls...

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with Band-Aids on their knees
from playing the cello. No, thank you.

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I'm really gonna miss you.

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We're college men now.

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Dear Lance, the campus here is beautiful.

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I've never seen so much corduroy
in one place.

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Classes are classes.

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One of them even looks like
it might be interesting.

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You never know.

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You're wrong about the women here.
I haven't seen one Band-Aid.

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In fact, there's plenty of action.

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My roommate and I have an understanding.

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Hope things are going as good for you.
Your pal, Gib.

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P.S. All of the above is bullshit.

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I'm floundering in a sea of confusion
and total despair.

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But, knock on wood, I still have my health.

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This week's assignment
is to rewrite last week's assignment.

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Remember, "As the dog returneth
to his own vomit...

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"so does the fool to his folly."

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Sorry I'm late,
but there was this big problem...

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and I'm late because of it.

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Katherine, when I told you
that you should develop your own style...

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I didn't mean that you should dot the i's
with little flowers.

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And this lavender ink....
Would you lose that?

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It strains the eye.

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You sure take a lot of notes.

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Miss Duran, this is very interesting.

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Ordinarily, the conclusion comes
in the end of the paper, but....

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-I like that.
-Thank you.

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Go on.

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Gibson.

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-Mr. Gibson?
-Yes, what?

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I know what an important part
voyeurism plays in your daily life...

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but would you mind
if I take up a moment of your time?

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-Sure.
-Thank you.

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See, I want to tell you...

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that I really enjoyed your paper.

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-You did?
-Yeah.

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I don't remember the last time...

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that I have seen this much detail
expressed on:

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"How to eat pizza
without burning the roof of your mouth."

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Unfortunately, whatever whimsical qualities
that your paper evokes...

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are obscured in a morass
of marginal grammar...

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creative spelling...

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and, as I believe, sausage stain.

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Pepperoni.

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Clean it up.

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Ms. Bradbury.

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You, on the other hand...

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express your ideas very clearly.

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Thank you.

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Except that your paper is....

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Well, it's dry.

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There's not enough of you coming through.

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Loosen up, Alison. Have some fun.

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Sleep when you feel like it,
not when you think you should.

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Eat food that is bad for you,
at least once in a while.

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Have conversations with people
whose clothes are not color coordinated.

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Make love in a hammock!

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Life is the ultimate experience.

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You have to experience it...

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in order to write about it.

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-Yes, Alison.
-What did you say after "hammock"?

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-I want you.
-All right.

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You're a dead man, dead meat.
You'll hear footsteps.

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Set!

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One, one thousand,
two, one thousand, three, one thousand.

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Gibson, all-pro safety out of Grambling,
makes another sparkling defensive jam.

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-I thought Grambling was all black.
-So what?

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What are you doing tonight?

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I'll tell you, I am not rewriting
my English paper. I have a social life.

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That's right, I forgot.
You've got to go to a mixer.

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Stand in the corner for three hours,
and not ask anyone to dance.

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It's the girls at this school.

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All they want is to stay indoors, smoke
cigarettes and relate. I don't like them.

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Why do you have to like them?

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You're dead meat.

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What does Taub mean, I have to live life?

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In high school, I was delegate
to the mock UN in New York City.

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Twice.

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When I was nine,
I broke my brother's nose, boxing.

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On a tour of Graceland,
I passed out in Elvis' bedroom.

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I think I've done my share of living,
haven't l?

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-What do you think of that guy Gib?
-I don't.

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I think he's got a cute ass.

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-Him?
-Yeah.

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Gibson, with the interception!
And he's got some running room!

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He's to the 30, to the 40...

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and he's run out of bounds at midfield
by Jimbo Maccavechi!

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That's Gibson's 9th interception
of this very young season.

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He's having an outstanding year.

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"Life's the ultimate experience."

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Forget it. She likes the intellectual type.

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I'm intellectual, and stuff.

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You're flunking English.
That's your mother tongue, and stuff.

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The only way she'd go out with you
is out of pity.

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-Mastin, you're a genius.
-Stop and go, on 1.

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Break!

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-Both y'all are dead.
-Ready down. Set.

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-Hut one. Hut two. Hut three.
-Watch it, now.

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One, one thousand,
two, one thousand, three, one thousand.

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-Nice D.
-Go!

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Nice.

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-Where are you going?
-Come on!

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The ball!

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I'm flunking English. I was wondering
if maybe you could help me out.

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Nice swimsuit.

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If I flunk English, I'm out of here.

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Kiss college goodbye.

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I don't know what I'll do.

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I'll probably go home.

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Gee, Dad will be pissed off.
Mom will be heartbroken.

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If I play my cards right,
I get maybe a six-month's grace period...

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and then I got to get a job,
and you know what that means.

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That's right. They start me off
at the drive-up window...

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and I work my way up
from shakes to burgers...

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and then, one day, my lucky break comes.

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The French fry guy dies,
and they offer me the job.

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But the day I have to start, some men
come in a black Lincoln Continental...

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and tell me I can make a quick $300
just for driving a van back from Mexico.

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When I get out of jail, I'm 36 years old...

168
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Iiving in a flophouse. No job...

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no home, no upward mobility,
very few teeth.

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Then one day they find me, face down...

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talking to the gutter, clutching
a bottle of paint thinner. And why?

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Because you wouldn't help me
in English. No!

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You were too busy to help me!

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Too busy to help a drowning man!

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Okay.

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-Okay, what?
-Okay, I'll help you.

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You will?

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When?

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How about tonight?

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Let's see. Friday.

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5:30, dinner. 6:00, calculus.

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7:00, news. 7:30, shower.

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7:45, phone call. 8:00?

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8:00, I don't know.
That's when I rearrange my sock drawer.

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-Do you want me to help you, or not?
-I do.

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I was just kidding, there.

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-8:00.
-Okay.

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See you then.

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-Where?
-McKenzie Hall.

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Great!

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It's Friday night!

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"I'm a freshman
at a small Northeastern college.

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"l never thought those letters were true,
until a few days ago...

194
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"l had an experience that changed my mind.

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"l just had to share it with you.

196
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"l had resigned myself
to another night of reading your magazine...

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"when there was a knock
on my dorm room door.

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"And when I opened the door,
I could hardly believe my eyes.

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"There were two of the foxiest twins
I had ever seen...

200
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"with long brunette hair,
legs that wouldn't quit...

201
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"and firm tits."

202
00:14:16,539 --> 00:14:18,099
How does that sound?

203
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Change "tits" to "generous scoops
of mouthwatering flesh."

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And have them defy gravity.

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Is this shirt good?

206
00:14:24,579 --> 00:14:27,619
Yeah. You think they'll know that
"scoops of flesh" means "tits"?

207
00:14:27,699 --> 00:14:29,819
I don't think it sounds specific enough.

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Where else are you gonna find
scoops of flesh?

209
00:14:32,179 --> 00:14:34,059
How's this for an opening line:

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"Did you know that
Nietzsche died of syphilis?"

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-How do you spell "zucchini"?
-Z-u-c-h-i-n-i.

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00:14:40,059 --> 00:14:41,579
Nietzsche's too obscure.

213
00:14:41,659 --> 00:14:45,139
How about, "Did you know
that Shakespeare died of syphilis?"

214
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She probably knows it isn't true.
I don't know what to say.

215
00:14:49,059 --> 00:14:52,219
It's not what you say that counts,
but how you say it.

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-Use sincerity. It's the best technique.
-What?

217
00:14:57,539 --> 00:14:58,819
Come here.

218
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You know, I've never met
anyone like you before.

219
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Usually, when I meet someone new,
I feel awkward and shy.

220
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But with you, it's different.

221
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I can talk to you.

222
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You know what I'm thinking, without my
having to explain it to you in fancy terms.

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We speak each other's unspoken language...

224
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fluently.

225
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I love you.

226
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That is the most enormous pile of horseshit
I've ever heard in my life.

227
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-Get out of here, you piece of slime.
-No chick would ever buy it.

228
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That's where you're wrong.
It's how I got Lucy.

229
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-It's horseshit.
-Effective horseshit.

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Get a life.

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It's true.

232
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It's open.

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I'm so far behind, I haven't even picked out
a theme for my English Lit term paper.

234
00:16:35,459 --> 00:16:38,139
Of course I'm still coming out there
for Christmas.

235
00:16:38,179 --> 00:16:41,859
You think I'm gonna leave you alone
with all those UCLA girls?

236
00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:45,819
I just can't afford to fly.
My parents will only pay if I go to see them.

237
00:16:45,899 --> 00:16:48,499
Don't worry. I'll figure something out.

238
00:16:48,579 --> 00:16:51,739
They have this bulletin board
where they list rides.

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I really want to see you.

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00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:05,219
I will send you the article
on civil liability, I promise.

241
00:17:05,779 --> 00:17:06,739
Jason?

242
00:17:08,099 --> 00:17:11,219
Do you ever eat food
that you think is bad for you?

243
00:17:12,539 --> 00:17:15,219
I didn't think so. It's not important.

244
00:17:17,899 --> 00:17:19,459
You tell me first.

245
00:17:21,939 --> 00:17:23,459
I love you, too.

246
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,579
'Bye.

247
00:17:32,459 --> 00:17:34,779
-Who's that, your lawyer?
-Someday.

248
00:17:38,219 --> 00:17:39,579
-Ready?
-Yeah.

249
00:17:47,899 --> 00:17:50,979
"When I recollect
my most truly excellent experience...

250
00:17:51,059 --> 00:17:53,659
"recurrent images buzz through my brain:

251
00:17:54,499 --> 00:17:58,339
"the big bubbles of crust
that expand right up through the sauce...

252
00:17:58,419 --> 00:18:02,419
"glistening pools of oil
as still and inviting as a mountain...

253
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,899
"lake...

254
00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:10,139
"the ropy knots of cheese
that gather to a chewy perfection...

255
00:18:10,179 --> 00:18:13,099
"in the center as the slices are pulled apart."

256
00:18:13,339 --> 00:18:16,099
-It's good.
-This is all wrong.

257
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,059
There's no punctuation.
It's all one sentence.

258
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:21,379
-So?
-It's a mess.

259
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:24,579
You neglected to mention
the most important thing.

260
00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:26,939
I talk about the cheese-to-sauce ratio
right there.

261
00:18:26,979 --> 00:18:30,619
You didn't state your topic,
that this is gonna be a paper on pizza.

262
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:33,179
But that is completely inferred.

263
00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:34,699
-lmplied.
-Whatever.

264
00:18:34,779 --> 00:18:38,059
Look, what do you say we blow this off
and go exploring?

265
00:18:38,139 --> 00:18:40,339
Nothing gets done on a Friday night.
Come on.

266
00:18:40,419 --> 00:18:41,819
Where are you going?

267
00:18:41,979 --> 00:18:43,979
It's too stuffy, let's go get some air.

268
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:52,779
-You can't go in there.
-I can.

269
00:18:53,339 --> 00:18:55,179
This is America, you can go anywhere.

270
00:19:16,299 --> 00:19:19,019
-We're not supposed to be up here.
-See that?

271
00:19:19,099 --> 00:19:21,339
That's Ursa Major, the Big Bear.

272
00:19:21,859 --> 00:19:24,979
-We could get into trouble.
-That's Ursa Minor, the Little Bear.

273
00:19:25,059 --> 00:19:27,739
Up to the north there, that's Cassiopeia.

274
00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,859
That's Cassiopeia?

275
00:19:30,619 --> 00:19:33,459
-She was the mother of Andromeda, right?
-Who?

276
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:37,019
-Cassiopeia.
-Really? I just know the names.

277
00:19:37,379 --> 00:19:40,059
Andromeda's there, too, next to Cassiopeia.

278
00:19:40,419 --> 00:19:43,899
Andromeda. She was the princess
who was chained to a rock.

279
00:19:44,739 --> 00:19:46,739
She was to be sacrificed to a sea serpent.

280
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,499
-Did he get her?
-No.

281
00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:52,179
-Perseus rescued her at the last minute.
-Perseus, good man.

282
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,739
He's up there, too, next to Andromeda.

283
00:19:55,619 --> 00:19:58,139
-You know a lot about astronomy.
-Yeah.

284
00:19:59,339 --> 00:20:01,819
When I was six, I wanted to be an astronaut.

285
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:04,379
You know, all the Tang you can drink.

286
00:20:06,179 --> 00:20:09,019
You'll never believe what I wanted to be
when I was six.

287
00:20:09,059 --> 00:20:11,019
-A classics professor.
-No.

288
00:20:12,819 --> 00:20:14,739
I wanted to be a princess.

289
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:29,259
You know, Alison,
I never met anyone like you before.

290
00:20:30,659 --> 00:20:34,059
Usually, when I meet someone new,
I feel awkward and shy.

291
00:20:34,499 --> 00:20:37,779
But with you it's different.
I feel I can talk to you.

292
00:20:38,659 --> 00:20:43,259
You know what I'm thinking, without me
having to explain it to you in fancy terms.

293
00:20:43,339 --> 00:20:45,979
We speak each other's unspoken language...

294
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,739
-What?
-...fluently.

295
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,819
I love you.

296
00:20:51,779 --> 00:20:52,859
What?

297
00:20:53,859 --> 00:20:55,539
-Did I hurt you?
-No.

298
00:20:57,099 --> 00:20:58,179
I'm sorry!

299
00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:01,059
You're not.
You had this whole thing planned.

300
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:03,979
Excellent.

301
00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:12,619
-What?
-Don't you have an 8:00?

302
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:14,579
-What time is it?
-7:51.

303
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:16,339
Shit!

304
00:21:18,899 --> 00:21:20,059
Oh, God!

305
00:21:43,819 --> 00:21:45,019
Wait up.

306
00:21:48,939 --> 00:21:51,419
I feel really terrible about Friday night.

307
00:21:51,699 --> 00:21:54,579
I was rude, insensitive, selfish....

308
00:21:54,699 --> 00:21:56,259
-Asshole.
-Exactly.

309
00:21:57,019 --> 00:21:58,419
But that wasn't me.

310
00:21:58,499 --> 00:22:02,659
I don't know why I said those things,
I'm really not like that. Please.

311
00:22:03,739 --> 00:22:05,299
I'm really sorry.

312
00:22:06,259 --> 00:22:07,899
Can you forgive me?

313
00:22:08,179 --> 00:22:09,339
Please.

314
00:22:12,339 --> 00:22:14,939
Come on, we're gonna be late for class.

315
00:22:18,339 --> 00:22:19,939
"He was a man, that's all.

316
00:22:20,419 --> 00:22:22,099
"A man like any other man.

317
00:22:23,139 --> 00:22:25,339
"A man like no other man."

318
00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:30,619
-That's very interesting, Marsha.
-Thanks.

319
00:22:32,379 --> 00:22:34,499
You have a feel for ambiguity.

320
00:22:35,539 --> 00:22:37,659
Anyone else want to volunteer?

321
00:22:41,659 --> 00:22:43,779
-Me?
-Give me your paper.

322
00:22:45,539 --> 00:22:46,899
Here you go.

323
00:22:49,099 --> 00:22:51,539
-No pepperoni today?
-It's clean.

324
00:22:52,779 --> 00:22:56,659
"l am a freshman
at a small Northeastern college.

325
00:22:56,899 --> 00:22:59,219
"l never thought these letters were real...

326
00:22:59,299 --> 00:23:02,379
"until a few days ago, when I had
an experience that changed my mind.

327
00:23:02,459 --> 00:23:04,219
"l just had to share it with you."

328
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:07,139
-Miss Taub, I don't think that you--
-Take it easy.

329
00:23:08,899 --> 00:23:12,059
"l am 6'2", with dark hair...

330
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:15,979
"athletic build from football, and I'm
considered good-looking by my friends.

331
00:23:16,059 --> 00:23:18,179
"I'm not boastful, but I must explain...

332
00:23:18,259 --> 00:23:21,299
"for the sake of clarity,
that I am relatively well equipped...

333
00:23:21,379 --> 00:23:24,699
"with 10 inches of solid man-meat.

334
00:23:30,419 --> 00:23:34,779
"Still, it has been a dry season
as far as girls were concerned."

335
00:23:48,299 --> 00:23:49,499
I'll get it.

336
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:56,019
-It's for you, Gib. Long distance.
-Thanks.

337
00:23:57,659 --> 00:23:58,739
I'm coming.

338
00:24:02,819 --> 00:24:04,619
Buddy, you getting any?

339
00:24:05,099 --> 00:24:09,059
I'm talking to you cordless.
What are you doing for Christmas break?

340
00:24:09,299 --> 00:24:11,659
I do. You're coming to California.

341
00:24:12,419 --> 00:24:13,619
What don't you know?

342
00:24:13,699 --> 00:24:16,379
My roommate's got a convertible.
We cruise to Palm Springs.

343
00:24:17,139 --> 00:24:18,779
I got exams after Christmas.

344
00:24:19,139 --> 00:24:23,099
We are talking SoCal, here.
It's 80 degrees outside.

345
00:24:23,299 --> 00:24:25,539
My roommate's got this beach house
in Malibu.

346
00:24:25,819 --> 00:24:27,459
I can't afford the flight.

347
00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:30,459
Listen. Can you hear that?

348
00:24:31,059 --> 00:24:33,659
Hear that?
Those are waves calling out to you.

349
00:24:33,699 --> 00:24:35,299
They're beckoning.

350
00:24:36,659 --> 00:24:39,579
-"Come to California."
-It's too sunny out there.

351
00:24:40,259 --> 00:24:42,539
There's a certain someone
I want you to meet.

352
00:24:42,619 --> 00:24:43,539
Forget it.

353
00:24:43,939 --> 00:24:46,139
She's a very special person.

354
00:24:46,219 --> 00:24:48,219
I can't deal with striking out on both coasts.

355
00:24:48,499 --> 00:24:50,339
You're not gonna strike out.

356
00:24:50,419 --> 00:24:53,819
She was released from parochial school.
She's in her experimental phase.

357
00:24:54,379 --> 00:24:55,539
Will you forget it?

358
00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:58,619
-She loves sex.
-What does she look like?

359
00:24:59,579 --> 00:25:01,819
You remember that last snapshot
I sent you?

360
00:25:01,859 --> 00:25:04,339
The blonde in the string bikini? Get it.

361
00:25:05,539 --> 00:25:08,539
-I can't right now.
-That's an order, Private Gibson.

362
00:25:13,819 --> 00:25:15,099
Excuse me.

363
00:25:21,179 --> 00:25:22,459
That's new.

364
00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,179
-Yeah.
-You got it?

365
00:25:28,419 --> 00:25:30,459
-Yeah.
-Good. Now look at it.

366
00:25:30,619 --> 00:25:31,739
Fixate on it.

367
00:25:31,819 --> 00:25:34,339
-Are you fixating on it?
-I'm fixating.

368
00:25:34,619 --> 00:25:36,619
-Are you sitting down?
-Yes.

369
00:25:36,739 --> 00:25:38,419
She's a sure thing.

370
00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:40,179
A sure thing.

371
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,899
I don't need to explain
the deep significance of those words.

372
00:25:44,979 --> 00:25:47,579
I told her all about you,
and she's dying to meet you.

373
00:25:47,659 --> 00:25:50,499
But you gotta drag your ass out here
by the 22nd...

374
00:25:50,539 --> 00:25:53,219
because she's leaving the next day
for a semester at sea.

375
00:25:53,299 --> 00:25:55,219
So, think you can make it?

376
00:25:59,259 --> 00:26:00,739
-Are you Gib?
-Yeah.

377
00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:02,459
Hi, welcome aboard.

378
00:26:02,539 --> 00:26:05,219
-I'm Mary Ann Webster.
-And I'm Gary Cooper.

379
00:26:05,459 --> 00:26:07,859
But not the Gary Cooper that's dead.

380
00:26:08,539 --> 00:26:09,659
Hop in.

381
00:26:16,219 --> 00:26:19,139
-Alison, this is Gib.
-And Gib, this is Alison.

382
00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:21,619
I knew I should've taken the bus.

383
00:26:21,699 --> 00:26:24,739
What, and wind up
sitting next to some sleazebag?

384
00:26:24,899 --> 00:26:26,619
Some sleazebag you don't know?

385
00:26:26,659 --> 00:26:29,499
-You two know each other.
-We're old friends.

386
00:26:29,739 --> 00:26:32,459
We're not old friends. We're acquaintances.

387
00:26:32,739 --> 00:26:34,339
Very distant acquaintances.

388
00:26:34,419 --> 00:26:37,579
Kids, come on.
Let's make this a fun trip, okay?

389
00:26:37,659 --> 00:26:40,499
-You guys know any show tunes?
-That's a great idea.

390
00:26:40,579 --> 00:26:44,219
When the moon is in the Seventh House

391
00:26:44,259 --> 00:26:47,699
And Jupiter aligns with Mars

392
00:26:47,779 --> 00:26:51,459
Then peace will guide the planets

393
00:26:51,539 --> 00:26:54,339
And love will steer the stars

394
00:26:54,419 --> 00:26:58,619
This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius

395
00:26:58,859 --> 00:27:02,459
The age of Aquarius!

396
00:27:04,339 --> 00:27:08,539
Button up your overcoat
when the wind is free

397
00:27:08,619 --> 00:27:12,019
Take good care of yourself
you belong to me!

398
00:27:12,219 --> 00:27:13,419
Come on, everybody.

399
00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:17,979
Eat an apple every day, get to bed by 3:00

400
00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:21,179
Take good care of yourself
you belong to me!

401
00:27:21,219 --> 00:27:22,339
Do the "ooh-ooh's."

402
00:27:22,419 --> 00:27:24,179
Be careful crossing streets

403
00:27:25,459 --> 00:27:26,979
Don't eat meats

404
00:27:28,339 --> 00:27:29,779
Cut out sweets

405
00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:33,419
You'll get a pain and ruin your tum-tum

406
00:27:38,979 --> 00:27:42,619
I never met anyone like you before.
Usually, when I meet someone new...

407
00:27:43,099 --> 00:27:45,179
I feel awkward and shy.

408
00:27:45,499 --> 00:27:47,379
But with you it's different.

409
00:27:47,459 --> 00:27:49,459
I feel I can talk to you.

410
00:27:50,459 --> 00:27:54,859
You know what I'm thinking, without me
having to explain it to you in fancy terms.

411
00:27:55,139 --> 00:27:58,139
We speak each other's
unspoken language fluently.

412
00:28:00,099 --> 00:28:02,779
Before you go any further, let's be honest.

413
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:06,299
You want it. I want it.

414
00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:10,619
You know I want it.
You don't have to bullshit me to get it.

415
00:28:11,459 --> 00:28:14,899
And even if you do bullshit me,
you still get it.

416
00:28:16,659 --> 00:28:20,539
Wear your flannel underwear
when you climb a tree

417
00:28:20,619 --> 00:28:23,979
Take good care of yourself,
you belong to me

418
00:28:24,899 --> 00:28:27,739
Honey, what's the matter?
You're not singing.

419
00:28:27,939 --> 00:28:30,299
I'm not gonna sing
if they're not gonna join in.

420
00:28:30,339 --> 00:28:33,379
-Come on, honey--
-No, they're ruining it for everyone.

421
00:28:59,059 --> 00:29:01,259
What do you think you're doing?

422
00:29:01,419 --> 00:29:04,219
-I'm going to bed.
-Not with me, you're not.

423
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:06,259
I'm not going to bed with you.

424
00:29:06,339 --> 00:29:09,699
I'm going to bed
in a bed that you happen to be in, also.

425
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:12,259
I won't try anything, I swear.

426
00:29:12,779 --> 00:29:13,979
Trust me.

427
00:29:15,459 --> 00:29:18,059
You are sleeping on the floor.
I worked out a schedule.

428
00:29:18,139 --> 00:29:20,179
-It's not my schedule.
-It's both of ours.

429
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,259
They never shut up.
What does she see in him?

430
00:29:24,739 --> 00:29:26,499
It's a twisted relationship.

431
00:29:27,739 --> 00:29:30,299
-You want to sleep in the bed?
-I do.

432
00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:32,859
Fine, I'll sleep on the floor.

433
00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,459
You don't have to sleep on the floor.

434
00:29:35,779 --> 00:29:38,459
-Do you intend to sleep in the bed?
-I do.

435
00:29:38,499 --> 00:29:40,939
Then I intend to sleep on the floor.

436
00:29:45,899 --> 00:29:47,219
Good night.

437
00:30:32,419 --> 00:30:35,459
-Great breakfast.
-Protein, good for you.

438
00:30:38,339 --> 00:30:41,699
Cheese balls, anyone? Gary? They're good.

439
00:30:42,499 --> 00:30:44,659
-Cheese balls?
-No, thank you.

440
00:30:58,659 --> 00:31:00,859
You would think that was funny.

441
00:31:03,099 --> 00:31:06,099
As a matter of fact, I think that's hysterical.

442
00:31:06,699 --> 00:31:09,939
I think it's a scream. An absolute laugh riot.

443
00:31:11,659 --> 00:31:14,659
-What the hell's the matter with it?
-It's stupid.

444
00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,339
Everything's stupid with you.

445
00:31:16,419 --> 00:31:19,699
All right. It is stupid. What's wrong
with being stupid once in a while?

446
00:31:19,779 --> 00:31:22,539
Does everything you do
always have to be sensible?

447
00:31:22,619 --> 00:31:24,259
Gary, they're at it again.

448
00:31:24,339 --> 00:31:27,379
Haven't you ever thrown water balloons
off the roof?

449
00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:30,019
Didn't you ever sprinkle lvory Flakes
on the floor...

450
00:31:30,099 --> 00:31:32,019
because you wanted it to snow in July?

451
00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:36,419
Didn't you ever get really shitfaced,
and make a complete fool out of yourself...

452
00:31:36,499 --> 00:31:39,139
and still have an excellent time?

453
00:31:39,339 --> 00:31:40,699
Gary, do something.

454
00:31:40,779 --> 00:31:43,939
Don't you feel great when
you do something totally spontaneous?

455
00:31:44,019 --> 00:31:45,699
Something totally off the wall?

456
00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:48,379
Spontaneity has its time and its place.

457
00:31:49,699 --> 00:31:52,059
Alison, do you know what you are?

458
00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:55,579
-You're repressed.
-I'm not repressed.

459
00:31:55,659 --> 00:31:57,339
You are.

460
00:31:57,379 --> 00:31:59,579
-I can be as spontaneous as anyone.
-Prove it.

461
00:31:59,619 --> 00:32:00,779
What do you want me to do?

462
00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:04,019
-I don't have to prove anything to you.
-You can't. You're repressed.

463
00:32:04,099 --> 00:32:06,019
You don't have to be stupid
to be spontaneous.

464
00:32:06,099 --> 00:32:07,619
-Repressed.
-ls that spontaneous?

465
00:32:07,699 --> 00:32:09,819
-Sticking your butt out of a car?
-Repressed!

466
00:32:09,899 --> 00:32:11,379
Face it, you're repressed.

467
00:32:11,459 --> 00:32:12,699
You want spontaneity?

468
00:32:12,739 --> 00:32:14,819
-I'll give you spontaneity!
-Repressed!

469
00:32:14,939 --> 00:32:16,859
I'll give you.... Watch this!

470
00:32:17,539 --> 00:32:18,939
You guys!

471
00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:20,699
What in Sam Hill?

472
00:32:20,779 --> 00:32:22,619
Twist and shout!

473
00:32:23,179 --> 00:32:25,539
Come to mama, boys!

474
00:32:25,619 --> 00:32:26,819
Oh, dang!

475
00:32:29,339 --> 00:32:31,019
I'm getting a hive.

476
00:32:33,739 --> 00:32:37,179
"lndecent exposure."
"Driving so as to endanger."

477
00:32:37,619 --> 00:32:40,459
"Driving with a load
not properly tied down."

478
00:32:46,419 --> 00:32:49,179
-Here.
-Thank you, Officer. I'm very sorry.

479
00:33:08,419 --> 00:33:11,019
What the hell are you doing?

480
00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,339
-Lock the doors.
-Let's be reasonable, Gary!

481
00:33:15,419 --> 00:33:17,899
You can't do this! You can't leave us here!

482
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,699
You can't. Gary, please!

483
00:33:20,779 --> 00:33:23,899
-I'm pleading.
-Lock the doors!

484
00:33:25,219 --> 00:33:27,979
I'll do anything!

485
00:33:28,059 --> 00:33:29,739
I'll sing show tunes!

486
00:33:30,059 --> 00:33:32,739
Feelings, nothing more than feelings

487
00:33:32,899 --> 00:33:34,899
Trying to forget my feelings

488
00:33:36,739 --> 00:33:39,699
Feelings of love!

489
00:33:55,579 --> 00:33:57,099
They'll be back.

490
00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:03,819
Just a little mad.

491
00:34:08,219 --> 00:34:11,379
There's a town up ahead.
I saw a sign. We can hitch.

492
00:34:12,419 --> 00:34:14,019
Where you going?

493
00:34:17,819 --> 00:34:21,219
We're in the middle of nowhere, cold,
there's no cars! You stay and hitch.

494
00:34:21,299 --> 00:34:24,899
-You gonna walk? It's almost 20 miles.
-And don't follow me!

495
00:35:18,659 --> 00:35:20,539
Fried pork rinds, anyone?

496
00:35:35,899 --> 00:35:38,259
This doesn't change anything, okay?

497
00:35:39,099 --> 00:35:40,539
Suit yourself.

498
00:36:30,859 --> 00:36:34,539
You know, junk food really doesn't deserve
the bad rap it gets.

499
00:36:34,619 --> 00:36:36,619
Take these fried pork rinds.

500
00:36:36,699 --> 00:36:39,859
This particular brand
has one percent of the RDA...

501
00:36:39,939 --> 00:36:42,819
that's "recommended daily allowance,"
of riboflavin.

502
00:36:43,939 --> 00:36:46,139
You ever noticed
there's three kinds of junk food?

503
00:36:46,219 --> 00:36:48,459
There's your starchy, fried, greasy type--

504
00:36:48,579 --> 00:36:51,619
Listen, I appreciate the food.
But I'm not in the mood...

505
00:36:51,699 --> 00:36:54,659
to listen to any more
of your scientific observations.

506
00:36:55,339 --> 00:36:57,579
You didn't have to come over here
and sit down.

507
00:36:57,779 --> 00:36:59,579
You're right. I didn't.

508
00:37:15,139 --> 00:37:16,459
Want a ride?

509
00:37:17,579 --> 00:37:20,219
I wouldn't take that ride, if I were you.

510
00:37:20,779 --> 00:37:22,259
You're not me.

511
00:37:26,699 --> 00:37:27,659
Hello!

512
00:37:28,699 --> 00:37:30,739
-How far are you going?
-Los Angeles.

513
00:37:30,819 --> 00:37:34,459
Los Angeles is a long way
for a little girl like you to be going.

514
00:37:34,939 --> 00:37:39,059
This thing's like an old woman.
You've got to kick her to get her in gear.

515
00:37:46,339 --> 00:37:49,379
I got up at 6:00 this morning,
and I've been driving ever since.

516
00:37:49,459 --> 00:37:52,299
You're the first person I've talked to all day.

517
00:37:52,379 --> 00:37:53,819
Wish I could say that.

518
00:37:53,899 --> 00:37:58,019
I hope he gets a ride, but some people
just don't know when to put a lid on it.

519
00:37:58,099 --> 00:38:02,179
A day like this, you get to thinking
you're the only person on Earth.

520
00:38:02,259 --> 00:38:04,299
It gets lonely on the road.

521
00:38:05,979 --> 00:38:08,859
I know. I can't wait to get to California
to see my boyfriend.

522
00:38:08,939 --> 00:38:12,339
I got my CB. But that's not real talk.

523
00:38:12,939 --> 00:38:15,579
-It's not a real person, just a voice.
-Let's see if I--

524
00:38:15,659 --> 00:38:18,779
You never get to know what they look like,
or who they are.

525
00:38:18,859 --> 00:38:22,139
...by Thursday night,
or Friday morning at the latest.

526
00:38:22,819 --> 00:38:24,219
You look nice.

527
00:38:28,419 --> 00:38:30,299
Why are we stopping here?

528
00:38:31,819 --> 00:38:33,419
What are we doing?

529
00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:36,219
It gets lonely on the road.

530
00:38:37,659 --> 00:38:40,379
-Don't touch me!
-Don't be scared.

531
00:38:41,219 --> 00:38:44,019
-I wouldn't hurt you.
-Don't!

532
00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:49,979
Thanks for the ride.
I've been out here all day.

533
00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:51,739
Am I interrupting anything?

534
00:38:51,819 --> 00:38:54,179
Me and the wife
are just having a little squabble.

535
00:38:54,259 --> 00:38:56,299
It's not easy getting rides, you know?

536
00:38:56,379 --> 00:38:58,739
Most people are afraid
to pick up hitchhikers.

537
00:38:58,819 --> 00:39:00,819
You never know who you might pick up.

538
00:39:00,899 --> 00:39:03,939
I mean, I could be some crazed slimeball.

539
00:39:04,099 --> 00:39:07,619
I mean, a real deranged, violent psycho.
You know what I mean?

540
00:39:07,699 --> 00:39:09,979
I mean, a guy
who would rip your heart out...

541
00:39:10,059 --> 00:39:12,579
and eat it, just for pleasure!

542
00:39:13,099 --> 00:39:15,419
I'm talking about a total maniac!

543
00:39:16,099 --> 00:39:18,579
Do you know what I mean?

544
00:39:23,139 --> 00:39:24,859
Why aren't we moving?

545
00:39:25,539 --> 00:39:27,739
Don't you want to give me a ride?

546
00:39:29,139 --> 00:39:33,179
-I'm only going about another mile.
-Then what the hell did you pick me up for?

547
00:39:33,259 --> 00:39:35,739
You think I got nothing better to do
with my life...

548
00:39:35,819 --> 00:39:38,739
than to sit here
and to pass the time with you?

549
00:39:39,579 --> 00:39:41,219
Shitbrain!

550
00:39:45,459 --> 00:39:48,059
I don't think I want this ride after all.

551
00:39:49,219 --> 00:39:52,259
And I think I'll take your wife,
if you don't mind.

552
00:39:58,659 --> 00:40:00,019
-Shit.
-The luggage!

553
00:40:04,579 --> 00:40:06,459
Gib, are you okay?

554
00:40:11,459 --> 00:40:14,259
Told you you shouldn't have taken that ride.

555
00:40:14,339 --> 00:40:17,779
-That's because you know everything, right?
-That's right.

556
00:40:19,659 --> 00:40:22,939
Then you should also know
that you make it virtually impossible...

557
00:40:23,019 --> 00:40:26,859
for anyone to be grateful
for anything nice you might have done.

558
00:40:33,379 --> 00:40:34,819
I'm sorry, okay?

559
00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:36,699
-Yeah.
-You okay?

560
00:40:45,499 --> 00:40:48,139
Why did you get on the back of that truck?

561
00:40:49,219 --> 00:40:52,619
Because I'm the kind of guy
that likes to live on the edge.

562
00:41:05,739 --> 00:41:08,419
I just want to get on that bus,
and tilt the seat back...

563
00:41:08,499 --> 00:41:11,099
and fall asleep, and wake up in California.

564
00:41:11,139 --> 00:41:14,379
Check out those guys.
Wonder what they majored in.

565
00:41:14,979 --> 00:41:16,819
-Where to?
-Los Angeles.

566
00:41:17,379 --> 00:41:19,379
That'll be $89.50.

567
00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:23,419
-Bus number 33, now boarding outside.
-Thank you.

568
00:41:23,619 --> 00:41:26,779
-Where to?
-Nowhere. Just browsing.

569
00:41:29,059 --> 00:41:32,179
Tell me, those guys over there?
Do they sleep here all night?

570
00:41:32,259 --> 00:41:34,539
Come on, I want to get a good seat.

571
00:41:34,619 --> 00:41:35,819
Where to?

572
00:41:42,819 --> 00:41:44,539
Where's your ticket?

573
00:41:44,899 --> 00:41:47,019
I've been thinking it over. I'm gonna hitch.

574
00:41:47,099 --> 00:41:49,619
The way I see it,
I'm not getting any younger.

575
00:41:49,699 --> 00:41:53,459
This could be my last chance to see
the real America, really relate to the people.

576
00:41:53,539 --> 00:41:55,099
Loan me $1.

577
00:41:57,739 --> 00:41:59,539
Change a $5?

578
00:41:59,619 --> 00:42:01,579
-How much money do you have?
-That's $1.

579
00:42:01,659 --> 00:42:02,859
-I got money.
-That's $2.

580
00:42:02,939 --> 00:42:04,539
-How much?
-Enough.

581
00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:08,379
-Can you loan me $1.23?
-Sure.

582
00:42:13,779 --> 00:42:15,699
How much do you got there?

583
00:42:15,939 --> 00:42:17,499
$18.77.

584
00:42:19,179 --> 00:42:22,499
How did you expect to get to California
on $18.77?

585
00:42:23,179 --> 00:42:24,579
I'll get by.

586
00:42:26,659 --> 00:42:29,099
I have $20. You can have $50.

587
00:42:29,739 --> 00:42:32,379
-I can't take that.
-You can. Come on.

588
00:42:32,699 --> 00:42:35,539
You can pay me back
after Christmas. Take it.

589
00:42:39,219 --> 00:42:42,579
-I won't forget this.
-You will. But I'll remind you.

590
00:42:43,339 --> 00:42:46,459
Last call for bus number 33,
leaving for St. Louis...

591
00:42:46,539 --> 00:42:50,379
Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Albuquerque,
Tucson and Los Angeles.

592
00:42:50,819 --> 00:42:52,539
There's your bus. You better hurry.

593
00:42:59,779 --> 00:43:01,499
Are you sure you'll be okay?

594
00:43:01,539 --> 00:43:04,299
Don't you worry about me.
You go have a good trip.

595
00:43:10,059 --> 00:43:11,859
-See you.
-'Bye.

596
00:43:59,379 --> 00:44:01,819
Back. Give Hercules some room.

597
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:08,059
Hercules stands no chance
against the sea monster.

598
00:44:09,379 --> 00:44:10,939
Anything good on?

599
00:44:12,139 --> 00:44:14,299
-Your bus just left.
-I know.

600
00:44:15,699 --> 00:44:17,339
Why weren't you on it?

601
00:44:17,379 --> 00:44:20,339
I'm the kind of gal
who likes to live on the edge.

602
00:44:22,499 --> 00:44:24,379
We're gonna have to use a towel, here.

603
00:44:24,419 --> 00:44:27,459
This could get very messy,
if you don't know what you're doing.

604
00:44:27,539 --> 00:44:29,779
This is called shotgunning beer.

605
00:44:29,859 --> 00:44:34,059
It's an ancient tribal custom.
Originated in Southeast Asia, I believe.

606
00:44:34,139 --> 00:44:37,739
Take the beer.
Poke a hole in it, as I will do now...

607
00:44:40,779 --> 00:44:44,539
using any household appliance.
I'm using a pen.

608
00:44:46,139 --> 00:44:49,179
Make it just big enough
to fit your mouth over it.

609
00:44:50,059 --> 00:44:53,539
Eighty-six the pen, and then in one swift....

610
00:44:53,819 --> 00:44:55,699
Now listen to me, it's very important.

611
00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:58,499
In one swift, deft motion,
you're gonna take it...

612
00:44:58,579 --> 00:45:01,619
pull it up, and then release the cork.
Not the cork, this thing...

613
00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,659
and all the beer will slide down
to your throat in two seconds.

614
00:45:04,739 --> 00:45:07,059
-Now wait. Are you sure you're ready?
-I'm ready.

615
00:45:07,139 --> 00:45:09,659
For all you kids watching,
this is very dangerous.

616
00:45:09,739 --> 00:45:12,299
Let's not try this at home, all right?

617
00:45:13,179 --> 00:45:15,579
-Sure you're ready?
-I can't believe I'm doing this.

618
00:45:15,659 --> 00:45:17,819
-It's good for you.
-Mom, forgive me.

619
00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:21,219
Swallow, swallow!

620
00:45:21,979 --> 00:45:23,619
"Danger, Will Robinson!"

621
00:45:26,539 --> 00:45:29,019
-Definite shotgun potential.
-But it went up my nose.

622
00:45:29,099 --> 00:45:31,419
For a beginner,
it's amazing what you just did.

623
00:45:32,179 --> 00:45:33,499
Really nice.

624
00:45:34,419 --> 00:45:35,539
Really?

625
00:45:41,579 --> 00:45:44,299
I just remembered, I got to check something.

626
00:46:08,219 --> 00:46:10,819
Listen, tonight I'll sleep on the floor.

627
00:46:10,899 --> 00:46:13,579
-I don't think so.
-I don't want any arguments from you.

628
00:46:13,659 --> 00:46:16,699
I mean, it's only fair.
Last night, I slept on the bed--

629
00:46:16,739 --> 00:46:21,019
Jason, I don't think so. It's gonna take me
a bit longer than I anticipated.

630
00:46:21,059 --> 00:46:24,059
Today's the 19th. Better not expect me...

631
00:46:24,139 --> 00:46:26,659
till the 22nd or 23rd, at the earliest.

632
00:46:27,779 --> 00:46:29,939
Everything's fine. Really.

633
00:46:30,779 --> 00:46:32,179
I'll call you tomorrow.

634
00:46:32,979 --> 00:46:34,139
Promise.

635
00:46:34,659 --> 00:46:36,499
I miss you, Jason.

636
00:46:37,539 --> 00:46:40,979
I've got this great big bed,
and no one to share it with.

637
00:46:47,059 --> 00:46:49,579
-What are you doing?
-I'm going for a walk.

638
00:46:49,659 --> 00:46:52,619
-It's almost midnight.
-It's too stuffy in here.

639
00:46:57,819 --> 00:46:58,819
I'm here.

640
00:47:22,419 --> 00:47:23,739
Are you 21?

641
00:47:29,779 --> 00:47:31,939
Okay, Dr. Levinson, what'll it be?

642
00:47:32,019 --> 00:47:34,339
Double bourbon and a beer chaser.

643
00:48:00,899 --> 00:48:03,139
Come on, Giblet, one more time.

644
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:07,219
I can't. Tomorrow, I promise.

645
00:48:08,059 --> 00:48:09,499
It was so good.

646
00:48:09,699 --> 00:48:12,299
It was so masterful. Relentless...

647
00:48:13,139 --> 00:48:15,059
but with a delicate touch.

648
00:48:15,499 --> 00:48:17,179
Confident. Creative.

649
00:48:17,979 --> 00:48:19,579
I was overwhelmed.

650
00:48:20,019 --> 00:48:21,699
You're a true artist.

651
00:48:21,779 --> 00:48:24,619
Just let me sleep awhile, regain my strength.

652
00:48:24,779 --> 00:48:27,539
Five minutes. A grace period, if you will.

653
00:48:27,739 --> 00:48:28,939
Please.

654
00:48:30,099 --> 00:48:31,539
What the heck.

655
00:48:32,779 --> 00:48:33,939
Howdy.

656
00:48:35,219 --> 00:48:37,979
-Mind if I sit here?
-Sure, buddy, go ahead.

657
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:40,059
Thank you kindly.

658
00:48:41,179 --> 00:48:43,779
-Two beers.
-And another double bourbon.

659
00:48:46,379 --> 00:48:50,259
I got one of them sweepstakes flyers
in the mail today...

660
00:48:50,819 --> 00:48:55,299
and I can't figure
if it's worth the effort to send it in.

661
00:48:56,219 --> 00:48:58,179
You think I should bother?

662
00:49:01,139 --> 00:49:02,779
Probably not.

663
00:49:04,939 --> 00:49:06,899
She says she's from Paris.

664
00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:08,819
I don't believe that.

665
00:49:09,699 --> 00:49:11,179
Paris women...

666
00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:15,259
don't give you a hard time, like they do here.

667
00:49:15,299 --> 00:49:18,739
To a Paris woman, sex is an art.

668
00:49:19,259 --> 00:49:21,659
I was in Paris once, with my wife.

669
00:49:24,019 --> 00:49:25,939
Boy, am I glad she's dead.

670
00:49:26,939 --> 00:49:28,619
One tequila eggnog.

671
00:49:29,459 --> 00:49:32,059
I had fried food again for lunch today.

672
00:49:33,219 --> 00:49:35,419
I know I shouldn't have had it...

673
00:49:36,259 --> 00:49:38,299
but I couldn't help myself.

674
00:49:39,659 --> 00:49:41,979
You think I lack self-discipline?

675
00:49:43,139 --> 00:49:45,979
What's wrong with me?
I'm a good-looking guy.

676
00:49:46,019 --> 00:49:49,179
You are a good-looking guy.

677
00:49:49,939 --> 00:49:51,419
And I'm a good-looking guy.

678
00:49:51,499 --> 00:49:52,939
-You are.
-I am.

679
00:49:53,019 --> 00:49:55,339
We're all three good-looking guys.

680
00:49:55,739 --> 00:49:57,779
That's right. We are.

681
00:49:58,699 --> 00:50:02,019
And it's Christmastime,
and I'm gonna buy you a drink.

682
00:50:02,099 --> 00:50:04,699
-What are you drinking?
-Something light.

683
00:50:05,219 --> 00:50:08,019
-What, like a nice Chablis?
-A spritzer.

684
00:50:08,939 --> 00:50:12,219
Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer.

685
00:50:12,699 --> 00:50:15,499
And you, cowboy guy,
what do you want to drink?

686
00:50:15,579 --> 00:50:18,299
-I'll have a beer.
-Get cowboy guy a beer.

687
00:50:18,619 --> 00:50:21,099
It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me.

688
00:50:21,299 --> 00:50:22,259
They're on me.

689
00:50:27,939 --> 00:50:31,579
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

690
00:50:32,699 --> 00:50:36,379
Jack Frost nipping at your nose

691
00:50:37,299 --> 00:50:41,819
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir

692
00:50:41,979 --> 00:50:45,779
and folks dressed up like Eskimos

693
00:50:46,019 --> 00:50:48,299
Everybody knows

694
00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:51,579
that turkey and some mistletoe

695
00:51:15,779 --> 00:51:17,419
Where've you been?

696
00:51:26,619 --> 00:51:28,219
This guy, Jason...

697
00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:32,299
may be a real brain and all,
but can he do this?

698
00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:06,699
Don't worry, Mom, I'll take the garbage out
in the morning, I promise.

699
00:52:13,499 --> 00:52:18,139
Chestnuts roasting on the fire

700
00:52:32,099 --> 00:52:33,299
Come on, let's go.

701
00:52:33,339 --> 00:52:36,619
-Okay, do you have everything?
-I have everything. You have everything.

702
00:52:36,699 --> 00:52:39,379
-Sure?
-We all have everything. Everything's fine.

703
00:52:39,899 --> 00:52:41,939
-Let's go.
-You can't rush me.

704
00:52:43,299 --> 00:52:46,339
She's checking under the thing.
What is under there, I don't know.

705
00:52:46,419 --> 00:52:49,499
-A bathroom. Again with the bathroom.
-You can't rush me!

706
00:52:49,579 --> 00:52:52,059
We've got to travel by day. So let's go.

707
00:52:52,619 --> 00:52:55,419
-Look at the time. We got to go.
-We're all proceeding, here.

708
00:52:55,459 --> 00:52:57,739
-Just check everything.
-We got everything, here.

709
00:52:57,819 --> 00:52:59,819
We're out of here.

710
00:53:11,659 --> 00:53:12,859
God, I'm starving.

711
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:15,219
-How does it feel?
-Needs more bulk.

712
00:53:15,299 --> 00:53:17,259
We can't eat for 200 miles.

713
00:53:17,339 --> 00:53:18,939
What are you telling me, woman?

714
00:53:18,979 --> 00:53:22,139
-I worked out a schedule.
-Another schedule. Great.

715
00:53:22,979 --> 00:53:25,059
I computed
exactly how much money we have...

716
00:53:25,139 --> 00:53:28,379
how long it'll take us to get there,
how many meals we have to have.

717
00:53:28,459 --> 00:53:30,939
It came out to one meal every 200 miles.

718
00:53:31,019 --> 00:53:32,979
After 700, though, we can have a snack.

719
00:53:33,059 --> 00:53:36,019
Good. Cheetos in Albuquerque.
I can hardly wait.

720
00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:41,179
-What do you think, nine months?
-More like 15.

721
00:53:44,419 --> 00:53:46,379
Excellent. Very pregnant.

722
00:53:50,299 --> 00:53:52,659
-What are you gonna name it?
-What?

723
00:53:53,379 --> 00:53:54,659
The baby.

724
00:53:55,179 --> 00:53:56,419
The baby.

725
00:53:57,659 --> 00:54:00,219
If it's a girl, Cynthia.

726
00:54:01,019 --> 00:54:02,459
And if it's a boy...

727
00:54:03,859 --> 00:54:05,019
Elliot.

728
00:54:05,619 --> 00:54:07,379
Those are lovely names.

729
00:54:07,419 --> 00:54:10,739
Elliot? You're gonna name the kid Elliot?

730
00:54:11,059 --> 00:54:13,459
You can't name the kid Elliot.

731
00:54:13,539 --> 00:54:16,379
Elliot is a fat kid with glasses
who eats paste.

732
00:54:16,419 --> 00:54:19,939
Not gonna name the kid Elliot.
Got to give him a real name.

733
00:54:20,259 --> 00:54:21,819
Give him a name.

734
00:54:22,499 --> 00:54:24,059
-Like Nick.
-Nick?

735
00:54:24,099 --> 00:54:27,739
Nick's a real name. Nick's your buddy.

736
00:54:28,179 --> 00:54:31,459
Nick's the kind of guy you can trust,
someone you can drink beer with.

737
00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:34,699
Kind of guy who doesn't mind
if you puke in his car.

738
00:54:34,779 --> 00:54:36,579
-God.
-Vomit, I'm sorry.

739
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:45,179
-Thank you.
-Merry Christmas to you.

740
00:54:49,819 --> 00:54:53,979
I'm gonna have a huge orange juice,
three eggs, two sides of bacon...

741
00:54:54,099 --> 00:54:57,059
home fries, four pieces of toast,
and then lunch!

742
00:54:57,139 --> 00:54:59,899
You sure we can eat?
I don't know if we've gone 200 miles.

743
00:54:59,939 --> 00:55:02,059
I don't want to throw your schedule off.

744
00:55:02,139 --> 00:55:04,619
Leave me alone. I'm a pregnant woman.

745
00:55:11,099 --> 00:55:12,819
How could you lose your money?

746
00:55:12,859 --> 00:55:16,059
-I put it in my schedule book.
-How could you lose your schedule book?

747
00:55:16,139 --> 00:55:19,099
That's the most important thing in your life,
that stupid book!

748
00:55:19,179 --> 00:55:22,539
You wouldn't even remember your name
without it. This is just excellent!

749
00:55:48,379 --> 00:55:49,779
I'm starving.

750
00:56:01,819 --> 00:56:03,099
Thank you.

751
00:56:07,259 --> 00:56:09,059
I'm freezing to death.

752
00:56:13,459 --> 00:56:15,259
My feet are killing me.

753
00:56:21,539 --> 00:56:23,419
I just swallowed my gum.

754
00:56:23,539 --> 00:56:26,659
Your incessant complaining
isn't doing us any good.

755
00:56:26,939 --> 00:56:29,659
Can't you try and look on the bright side?

756
00:56:40,219 --> 00:56:41,539
Over there!

757
00:57:04,219 --> 00:57:06,819
Over there. There's a trailer, come on.

758
00:57:12,419 --> 00:57:15,779
It's locked! This is very good.

759
00:57:15,859 --> 00:57:19,219
It's important that this place
should have an airtight security system...

760
00:57:19,299 --> 00:57:21,259
in the middle of nowhere!

761
00:57:21,499 --> 00:57:23,699
Wait, I might have a nail file.

762
00:57:28,219 --> 00:57:29,979
I have a credit card.

763
00:57:33,579 --> 00:57:36,819
Credit cards work
on a completely different kind of lock.

764
00:57:36,859 --> 00:57:40,019
I don't think you understand.
I have a credit card.

765
00:57:40,099 --> 00:57:41,819
You have a credit card?

766
00:57:48,139 --> 00:57:52,699
My dad told me, specifically,
I can only use it in case of an emergency.

767
00:57:54,499 --> 00:57:56,299
Maybe one will come up.

768
00:57:57,979 --> 00:58:00,379
Too bad this is the only place
that takes credit cards.

769
00:58:00,459 --> 00:58:01,779
Real shame.

770
00:58:02,379 --> 00:58:04,339
Here, try some of my veal.

771
00:58:05,859 --> 00:58:08,739
Only if you try some of this salmon.

772
00:58:08,819 --> 00:58:11,099
I'm not a big fish guy, so you take it.

773
00:58:11,179 --> 00:58:13,539
I'm not gonna eat that, but you try the veal--

774
00:58:13,619 --> 00:58:15,219
-I'm not gonna--
-Try it.

775
00:58:17,899 --> 00:58:19,979
It's good? See, I told you.

776
00:58:21,739 --> 00:58:23,099
So, you were saying?

777
00:58:23,179 --> 00:58:26,419
Anyway, my father.... He grew up on a farm.

778
00:58:27,219 --> 00:58:30,659
He always thought it was a real shame
that we only saw the suburbs.

779
00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:33,899
He used to take us on great camping trips.
Want more wine?

780
00:58:36,259 --> 00:58:39,339
One night, I was sleeping in my pup tent
with my younger brother.

781
00:58:39,419 --> 00:58:41,819
I must have been, what, six or seven.

782
00:58:42,459 --> 00:58:45,779
I woke up in the middle of the night,
and I had to get outside.

783
00:58:46,539 --> 00:58:49,779
I don't know why.
I just really wanted to go outside.

784
00:58:51,259 --> 00:58:53,579
It was dark. I mean, totally dark.

785
00:58:54,299 --> 00:58:56,859
Not like in the city, or even in the suburbs.

786
00:58:56,939 --> 00:58:58,819
I'm talking absolute blackness.

787
00:58:58,899 --> 00:59:01,659
You couldn't see
two inches in front of your face.

788
00:59:03,179 --> 00:59:05,619
But there's one thing you could see.

789
00:59:06,139 --> 00:59:08,179
Millions of things, really.

790
00:59:08,539 --> 00:59:10,419
You could see the stars.

791
00:59:11,459 --> 00:59:15,179
There were more stars out that night
than I've ever seen since.

792
00:59:16,339 --> 00:59:18,579
Believe me, I've looked.

793
00:59:18,619 --> 00:59:22,139
I'm standing there,
looking up at the sky, and I'm thinking...

794
00:59:22,299 --> 00:59:25,099
that each one of these dots of light
is another world.

795
00:59:25,179 --> 00:59:28,699
I didn't know the difference
between the stars and the planets, then.

796
00:59:28,739 --> 00:59:32,379
But it made me feel really small.

797
00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:36,859
Lonely.

798
00:59:38,499 --> 00:59:40,379
Do you know what I mean?

799
00:59:42,699 --> 00:59:46,939
Then I thought,
maybe on each one of these other worlds...

800
00:59:47,859 --> 00:59:50,579
there's a kid like me.
Only, he's shaped like a sponge...

801
00:59:50,619 --> 00:59:53,739
or a pinball machine, or something.
Whatever, but he's up there.

802
00:59:53,899 --> 00:59:57,659
Maybe he's on a camping trip,
and he's looking up at the stars.

803
00:59:58,819 --> 01:00:02,139
I decided I want to meet this guy.

804
01:00:06,739 --> 01:00:10,019
-A rose for the lady?
-Would the lady care for a rose?

805
01:00:10,659 --> 01:00:14,459
Would the lady care to advance
the gentleman the cost of a rose?

806
01:00:14,499 --> 01:00:16,939
Put it on the bill. That'd be great.

807
01:00:19,619 --> 01:00:20,819
For you.

808
01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,619
-Thank you.
-lt was nothing.

809
01:00:52,619 --> 01:00:55,099
You don't have to sleep on the floor.

810
01:00:55,539 --> 01:00:56,499
What?

811
01:00:57,739 --> 01:01:00,219
You don't have to sleep on the floor.

812
01:01:02,139 --> 01:01:03,579
Are you sure?

813
01:01:10,299 --> 01:01:12,419
I won't try anything, I swear.

814
01:01:13,259 --> 01:01:14,619
I trust you.

815
01:01:37,259 --> 01:01:38,939
Good night.

816
01:01:53,859 --> 01:01:55,459
How's your lawyer?

817
01:01:56,779 --> 01:01:58,059
My lawyer?

818
01:01:58,539 --> 01:02:01,179
What's his name? Jimmy, Jeremy.

819
01:02:02,459 --> 01:02:03,379
Jason.

820
01:02:05,819 --> 01:02:07,539
How is Jason, anyway?

821
01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,259
Jason's fine.

822
01:02:14,939 --> 01:02:18,939
-I guess you really miss him.
-I haven't seen him since last summer.

823
01:02:23,419 --> 01:02:25,219
What's he like?

824
01:02:28,179 --> 01:02:31,499
Jason is very directed. He's a real achiever.

825
01:02:32,179 --> 01:02:36,219
I know, but what is he like?
I mean, what kind of beer does he drink?

826
01:02:36,779 --> 01:02:40,099
Is he funny? Does he make you laugh?

827
01:02:43,339 --> 01:02:47,899
-He is everything a girl looks for in a guy.
-He sounds perfect.

828
01:02:50,299 --> 01:02:52,579
We both want the same things out of life.

829
01:02:52,659 --> 01:02:55,419
We're both gonna be lawyers.
Damn good ones.

830
01:02:55,779 --> 01:02:59,099
We might even open a practice together,
up in Vermont.

831
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,259
-Somewhere in the country.
-I get it.

832
01:03:02,299 --> 01:03:04,619
Jason is the real outdoorsy type.

833
01:03:05,859 --> 01:03:08,379
Clear, freshwater streams,
fragrant meadows...

834
01:03:08,459 --> 01:03:10,899
biodegradable toilet paper, the works.

835
01:03:11,819 --> 01:03:14,419
It's just that we both like old farmhouses.

836
01:03:14,739 --> 01:03:17,739
We thought it'd be nice to find one
and restore it ourselves.

837
01:03:18,219 --> 01:03:20,899
Jason thinks
it would make a good investment.

838
01:03:20,979 --> 01:03:24,939
I just want it to be nice and warm and cozy.

839
01:03:25,899 --> 01:03:27,419
Kind of like this.

840
01:03:35,019 --> 01:03:38,259
And we're both crazy about basset hounds.

841
01:03:44,979 --> 01:03:47,619
I guess that sounds kind of tame to you.

842
01:03:51,179 --> 01:03:52,339
It sounds nice.

843
01:03:52,819 --> 01:03:54,139
Good night, Alison.

844
01:04:00,299 --> 01:04:01,579
Good night, Gib.

845
01:05:57,539 --> 01:06:00,179
-I didn't try anything, I swear.
-I know.

846
01:06:01,979 --> 01:06:04,939
-You were on my side of the bed.
-It's all right.

847
01:06:05,099 --> 01:06:07,499
-Nothing happened.
-I know.

848
01:06:14,619 --> 01:06:17,899
I'm just gonna go out
on the veranda thing for a while.

849
01:07:06,579 --> 01:07:09,579
-Where you headed?
-Los Angeles.

850
01:07:10,179 --> 01:07:12,179
It's your lucky day. Come on, let's go!

851
01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:17,339
I got it.

852
01:07:29,739 --> 01:07:31,659
So what's in California?

853
01:07:32,619 --> 01:07:33,619
A girl.

854
01:07:34,779 --> 01:07:37,739
-What's wrong with her?
-She's got a boyfriend.

855
01:07:38,499 --> 01:07:39,699
Too bad.

856
01:07:46,539 --> 01:07:48,619
-What's she like?
-Who?

857
01:07:49,979 --> 01:07:53,139
-Your girlfriend.
-I don't know. I've never met her.

858
01:07:55,099 --> 01:07:56,699
You never met her.

859
01:07:57,099 --> 01:08:00,699
You're going across the country
to see a girl you never met.

860
01:08:02,539 --> 01:08:04,619
My best friend, Lance, set it up.

861
01:08:04,699 --> 01:08:06,579
Supposed to be a sure thing.

862
01:08:06,659 --> 01:08:08,059
A sure thing?

863
01:08:15,059 --> 01:08:19,099
A sure thing, no questions asked,
no strings attached--

864
01:08:19,179 --> 01:08:20,539
No guilt involved.

865
01:08:20,619 --> 01:08:22,099
A sure thing.

866
01:08:26,019 --> 01:08:28,619
My whole life, I never had a sure thing.

867
01:08:30,059 --> 01:08:34,019
Probably never meet her anyway.
She's gonna be gone in 24 hours.

868
01:08:34,339 --> 01:08:37,259
You pay for the traffic tickets,
I'll get you in the saddle.

869
01:09:19,299 --> 01:09:21,219
-Thank you.
-Thanks a lot.

870
01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:25,859
I hope you fully appreciate the magnitude
of your impending good fortune.

871
01:09:25,939 --> 01:09:27,059
I do.

872
01:09:30,419 --> 01:09:32,379
Alison, where are you going?

873
01:09:38,499 --> 01:09:39,779
Wait up.

874
01:09:42,739 --> 01:09:44,379
What is it with you?

875
01:09:44,859 --> 01:09:47,779
You haven't said two words to me
since Arizona.

876
01:09:48,219 --> 01:09:50,859
-See you around.
-That's it?

877
01:09:52,539 --> 01:09:55,019
-"See you around"?
-lsn't that what you want?

878
01:09:55,099 --> 01:09:58,619
No questions asked? No strings attached?
No guilt involved?

879
01:10:01,019 --> 01:10:03,179
Have fun with your sure thing.

880
01:10:07,459 --> 01:10:10,259
-I bought this for you.
-I bought it!

881
01:10:12,659 --> 01:10:14,739
It's the thought that counts.

882
01:10:29,899 --> 01:10:31,259
Here we are.

883
01:10:34,219 --> 01:10:38,179
Here, let me take that from you.
It's really great to see you.

884
01:10:44,979 --> 01:10:47,939
I cleared out this drawer for you.

885
01:10:50,339 --> 01:10:53,139
And you can use this half of the closet.

886
01:10:55,579 --> 01:10:58,459
I bought some of those hangers
you like so much.

887
01:11:00,659 --> 01:11:03,379
We'll just put your bags up there
after you've unpacked...

888
01:11:03,419 --> 01:11:05,339
get them out of the way.

889
01:11:06,819 --> 01:11:08,699
It's so good to see you.

890
01:11:16,499 --> 01:11:17,579
Look.

891
01:11:22,939 --> 01:11:24,419
Flannel sheets.

892
01:11:25,899 --> 01:11:29,859
You know, the longer you use them,
the softer they get.

893
01:11:30,939 --> 01:11:33,299
By the time we find our farmhouse...

894
01:11:33,379 --> 01:11:36,339
my goodness,
they'll be incredible, won't they?

895
01:11:39,499 --> 01:11:40,939
Are you all right?

896
01:11:41,019 --> 01:11:43,219
Yes. Great.

897
01:11:44,059 --> 01:11:46,779
-I guess I'm just exhausted from the trip.
-Tired.

898
01:11:47,779 --> 01:11:49,499
Those sheets are great.

899
01:11:52,379 --> 01:11:54,419
-I know what you need.
-What?

900
01:11:54,659 --> 01:11:56,459
A good hot mug of tea.

901
01:11:56,859 --> 01:12:00,539
Restores both body and spirit.
Let's see what we have this week.

902
01:12:00,619 --> 01:12:02,899
Let's see, we've got some Darjeeling...

903
01:12:04,579 --> 01:12:05,659
English Breakfast.

904
01:12:05,739 --> 01:12:08,739
That's more of a studying tea, isn't it?

905
01:12:08,899 --> 01:12:12,099
Let's see, Lapsang Souchong,
for those rainy mornings.

906
01:12:13,179 --> 01:12:14,459
Earl Grey.

907
01:12:14,899 --> 01:12:17,419
Remember that camping trip to Vermont?

908
01:12:20,219 --> 01:12:22,539
Of course. China Black.

909
01:12:23,219 --> 01:12:26,059
How about a good hot mug of China Black?

910
01:12:27,539 --> 01:12:29,259
Do you have any beer?

911
01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:53,899
Walter Gibson.

912
01:12:55,899 --> 01:12:57,819
Private Gibson, incoming!

913
01:13:01,979 --> 01:13:03,339
How are you doing, buddy?

914
01:13:03,419 --> 01:13:05,499
-How are you?
-Good to see you. Looking good.

915
01:13:05,579 --> 01:13:08,139
Looking good. Glad you made it.
Welcome to California...

916
01:13:08,219 --> 01:13:11,979
home of the waves and the babes.
I want you to meet some people.

917
01:13:12,059 --> 01:13:15,019
Guys, this is Gib, the guy I told you about.
I said he'd make it.

918
01:13:15,099 --> 01:13:17,899
-Hey, dude.
-Nice to meet you.

919
01:13:17,979 --> 01:13:21,579
3,000 miles just to get laid?
I really respect that.

920
01:13:22,939 --> 01:13:25,059
Tonight is the night, Gib, man.

921
01:13:25,139 --> 01:13:27,219
-Merry Christmas.
-I love you.

922
01:13:27,419 --> 01:13:28,979
I don't think she believes me.

923
01:13:29,019 --> 01:13:30,779
-Why is that, man?
-I don't know.

924
01:13:30,819 --> 01:13:34,259
You are gonna love California.
You ever make it with an avocado?

925
01:13:34,299 --> 01:13:35,419
Party!

926
01:13:38,339 --> 01:13:39,379
Gin.

927
01:13:39,739 --> 01:13:42,299
Let's see, that makes 25 for me...

928
01:13:43,059 --> 01:13:44,179
plus...

929
01:13:49,059 --> 01:13:51,059
43...

930
01:13:51,419 --> 01:13:54,619
so, 25 plus 43 is....

931
01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:57,099
Can I borrow that?

932
01:14:04,659 --> 01:14:05,779
Sorry.

933
01:14:07,339 --> 01:14:08,699
There you go.

934
01:14:08,859 --> 01:14:12,139
...which makes the score 233 for me...

935
01:14:14,299 --> 01:14:16,779
and 8 for you.

936
01:14:27,179 --> 01:14:28,379
Charming.

937
01:14:30,059 --> 01:14:33,859
It sounds like someone's having a party.
Let's go. It'll be fun.

938
01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:38,099
You know how we feel about parties.
They're hot, loud and crowded.

939
01:14:38,139 --> 01:14:40,859
The only reason anyone goes to them
is to pick someone up.

940
01:14:40,939 --> 01:14:43,179
Now, why would we want to do that?

941
01:14:44,379 --> 01:14:47,699
-Let's go to Disneyland.
-Disneyland is for children.

942
01:14:51,739 --> 01:14:55,419
Let's do something pointless,
something totally crazy.

943
01:14:56,499 --> 01:14:58,979
-All right. I tell you what.
-What?

944
01:14:59,699 --> 01:15:03,539
I'll spot you 50 points.
That'll add some excitement to the game.

945
01:15:13,339 --> 01:15:15,939
I really don't want to wear this stuff.
I really don't.

946
01:15:16,019 --> 01:15:18,619
-What do you mean? You look fantastic.
-Come with me.

947
01:15:18,699 --> 01:15:21,059
What's the first thing you'll do
when you meet her?

948
01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:23,379
Shave my head
and join a Polynesian monastery.

949
01:15:23,419 --> 01:15:25,939
-What do you mean?
-Tito. Isn't that nice?

950
01:15:26,019 --> 01:15:27,819
-What are you doing?
-Like that?

951
01:15:27,899 --> 01:15:29,779
-What's going on?
-I look like a moron.

952
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:33,019
What do you mean, you look like a moron?
Look at me.

953
01:15:33,499 --> 01:15:35,579
You don't like green? Is that it?

954
01:15:35,659 --> 01:15:38,419
-I'll get you blue, or the red.
-I don't want anyone.

955
01:15:38,459 --> 01:15:40,179
-Come on.
-Because I don't.

956
01:15:40,219 --> 01:15:43,539
What do you mean, because you don't?
What is that?

957
01:15:44,299 --> 01:15:45,419
You know what?

958
01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:49,019
You happen to be developing
a very bad attitude, young man.

959
01:15:52,299 --> 01:15:54,899
Don't move, because she's here.

960
01:15:56,299 --> 01:15:57,979
It's her. Look.

961
01:15:59,579 --> 01:16:03,939
Tonight is the first night
of the rest of your sex life.

962
01:16:05,819 --> 01:16:08,859
You're gonna kill me.
I don't think I can go through with this.

963
01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:11,659
-I knew it. The breasts are too small?
-Breasts are fine.

964
01:16:11,739 --> 01:16:13,379
-Hi, how you doing?
-How are you?

965
01:16:13,459 --> 01:16:15,979
-This is a drink for you.
-ls that him?

966
01:16:16,939 --> 01:16:19,019
-Yeah.
-He's cute.

967
01:16:19,099 --> 01:16:23,019
He's kind of going through
a little climate adjustment.

968
01:16:23,099 --> 01:16:25,819
And so we're gonna be with you
in just a minute.

969
01:16:25,899 --> 01:16:30,259
So why don't you just go over there
and look for something, okay?

970
01:16:30,499 --> 01:16:33,219
-All right.
-I love you, babe. You look good.

971
01:16:35,579 --> 01:16:37,819
What's the problem?
What's wrong with you?

972
01:16:37,859 --> 01:16:42,179
I don't know. I'm almost 19.
Maybe I'm getting too old for this.

973
01:16:42,539 --> 01:16:44,699
What do you want?
A goddamn relationship?

974
01:16:44,739 --> 01:16:46,659
I don't know what I want.

975
01:16:47,339 --> 01:16:49,939
-Maybe it's a moral issue.
-Moral issue?

976
01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:53,579
This is Lance you're talking to.
You have no morals.

977
01:16:55,139 --> 01:16:59,059
You're just in a slump, that's all.
It happens to the best of us.

978
01:16:59,539 --> 01:17:03,619
It could happen to me someday.
I doubt it, but it could. You nervous?

979
01:17:04,179 --> 01:17:05,139
Get out!

980
01:17:05,179 --> 01:17:07,739
You're nervous,
because you haven't done it in a while.

981
01:17:07,819 --> 01:17:11,579
It's like riding a bike.
You just got to climb on and keep pedaling.

982
01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:13,979
And wear something white at night.

983
01:17:15,579 --> 01:17:18,059
You want a relationship? That's fine.

984
01:17:18,139 --> 01:17:22,139
Just remember that every relationship
starts with a one-night stand.

985
01:17:22,539 --> 01:17:25,339
You came 3,000 miles for a reason,
didn't you?

986
01:17:25,379 --> 01:17:27,139
Would you look at that reason?

987
01:17:29,939 --> 01:17:31,859
Go for it, you've earned it.

988
01:17:34,139 --> 01:17:36,699
-Lance, you're right.
-That's right.

989
01:17:36,779 --> 01:17:38,859
I'm not being unfaithful to anyone.

990
01:17:38,939 --> 01:17:41,659
Hell, I could use a torrid night
of cheap, meaningless lust.

991
01:17:41,739 --> 01:17:44,059
That's right, buddy. There you go.

992
01:17:46,179 --> 01:17:47,899
Look at these people.

993
01:17:48,219 --> 01:17:50,459
They probably think
they're having a good time.

994
01:18:05,059 --> 01:18:06,419
Let's dance.

995
01:18:06,859 --> 01:18:09,899
-Since when do you like to dance?
-Since tonight.

996
01:18:20,899 --> 01:18:22,619
That's a nice shirt.

997
01:18:26,139 --> 01:18:27,499
From Hawaii.

998
01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,299
It's been a long time
since I've held you like this.

999
01:18:37,339 --> 01:18:38,499
I know.

1000
01:18:41,179 --> 01:18:43,899
Lance said you were very shy around girls.

1001
01:18:45,979 --> 01:18:48,619
Did he mention what a great dancer I am?

1002
01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:01,299
What else did Lance tell you about me?

1003
01:19:01,339 --> 01:19:03,379
He says you're a real gourmet.

1004
01:19:03,579 --> 01:19:05,579
-And you're a virgin.
-What?

1005
01:19:06,139 --> 01:19:08,139
He thinks you might be gay.

1006
01:19:10,659 --> 01:19:12,739
I didn't say it. Lance said it.

1007
01:19:15,579 --> 01:19:17,099
Excuse me, won't you?

1008
01:19:17,179 --> 01:19:20,499
I have to go kick the shit out of someone.
Just one second.

1009
01:19:23,459 --> 01:19:26,619
-You told her I was a virgin?
-I exaggerated a little.

1010
01:19:26,699 --> 01:19:28,939
Girls like virgins.
They find them a challenge.

1011
01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:32,059
-You told her I was gay!
-It's a bigger challenge.

1012
01:19:35,419 --> 01:19:37,819
Keep your shirt on, buddy,
you're doing great.

1013
01:19:37,899 --> 01:19:41,779
Excuse me. I see a sweet young thing
whose sarong needs adjusting.

1014
01:19:42,739 --> 01:19:44,259
Get out of my life.

1015
01:20:00,459 --> 01:20:02,419
Excuse me, I'd like to get some punch.

1016
01:20:03,179 --> 01:20:05,619
Please, allow me.

1017
01:20:06,139 --> 01:20:08,859
-Thank you.
-You're very welcome.

1018
01:20:13,939 --> 01:20:17,179
She's got lovely skin, and so much of it.

1019
01:20:17,859 --> 01:20:20,539
She happens to be an excellent judge
in quality shirt wear.

1020
01:20:20,619 --> 01:20:23,059
She should try wearing one, sometime.

1021
01:20:27,979 --> 01:20:30,579
-Would you like a cup for Justin?
-Jason.

1022
01:20:30,619 --> 01:20:34,019
-Whatever. He probably eats paste.
-Justin's twice the man you'll ever be.

1023
01:20:34,099 --> 01:20:35,059
Jason.

1024
01:20:35,099 --> 01:20:37,979
-He's loyal, he's trustworthy--
-Housebroken?

1025
01:20:40,259 --> 01:20:42,139
Do you know this person?

1026
01:20:43,019 --> 01:20:44,339
Not really.

1027
01:20:44,379 --> 01:20:46,739
-Would you like a drink?
-No, thank you.

1028
01:20:49,339 --> 01:20:51,139
Jason, let's go to bed.

1029
01:20:52,299 --> 01:20:54,739
Careful, she hogs all the blankets.

1030
01:20:54,779 --> 01:20:57,619
-You snore.
-Not tonight, I won't.

1031
01:20:58,099 --> 01:20:59,899
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting.

1032
01:20:59,939 --> 01:21:03,099
How would you like to go up
to Lance's room for a drink?

1033
01:21:03,139 --> 01:21:04,419
All right.

1034
01:21:04,739 --> 01:21:05,779
Let's go.

1035
01:21:08,059 --> 01:21:09,339
Good night.

1036
01:21:14,139 --> 01:21:16,899
-He doesn't even know that girl!
-How do you know that guy?

1037
01:21:16,979 --> 01:21:18,579
It was all set up by his friend.

1038
01:21:18,659 --> 01:21:21,699
He thinks love is something
you order on the phone, like a pizza!

1039
01:21:21,779 --> 01:21:24,859
-How do you know he snores?
-He thinks he knows all about stars.

1040
01:21:24,939 --> 01:21:27,379
He doesn't know Cassiopeia's
the mother of Andromeda.

1041
01:21:27,419 --> 01:21:30,419
-How's he know you hog the blankets?
-The crap he eats...

1042
01:21:30,459 --> 01:21:32,379
cheese balls and beer for breakfast!

1043
01:21:32,459 --> 01:21:34,579
How do you know
what he eats for breakfast?

1044
01:21:42,259 --> 01:21:43,579
Come on in.

1045
01:21:53,779 --> 01:21:55,219
Want to sit down?

1046
01:21:55,979 --> 01:21:58,539
-Do you want me to?
-Why don't you sit down?

1047
01:21:58,619 --> 01:21:59,899
All right.

1048
01:22:03,699 --> 01:22:05,699
-Do you want a drink?
-Sure.

1049
01:22:08,219 --> 01:22:09,299
Great.

1050
01:22:22,019 --> 01:22:23,179
Thanks.

1051
01:22:29,419 --> 01:22:31,019
That's strong.

1052
01:22:43,779 --> 01:22:46,139
Lance sure does drink a lot of beer.

1053
01:22:48,979 --> 01:22:50,779
A lot of it's imported.

1054
01:22:56,059 --> 01:22:58,899
-Are you all right?
-I'm fine. Why, don't I look fine?

1055
01:22:58,939 --> 01:23:01,699
-I don't know, it just seems like--
-I'm not.

1056
01:23:08,059 --> 01:23:10,579
-ls it that girl at the punch bowl?
-No.

1057
01:23:10,659 --> 01:23:14,139
It's nothing.
Particularly not that girl at the punch bowl.

1058
01:23:16,179 --> 01:23:18,459
Why didn't you tell me about him?

1059
01:23:19,659 --> 01:23:22,419
Because he's not worth mentioning.
He's a creep.

1060
01:23:37,979 --> 01:23:40,299
You made love to him, didn't you?

1061
01:23:42,979 --> 01:23:44,899
-Did you make love to him?
-No.

1062
01:23:44,979 --> 01:23:47,419
-Honest?
-Honest.

1063
01:23:51,139 --> 01:23:52,659
Do you love him?

1064
01:24:12,859 --> 01:24:15,219
I have to go to the library. I'm really behind.

1065
01:24:15,259 --> 01:24:18,859
That's what I should've done.
I didn't study all this week.

1066
01:24:19,499 --> 01:24:20,619
Me, neither.

1067
01:24:32,179 --> 01:24:33,459
Want some?

1068
01:24:35,579 --> 01:24:37,499
Good morning, everybody.

1069
01:24:37,699 --> 01:24:40,659
You're gonna have to talk to me
sooner or later.

1070
01:24:40,979 --> 01:24:43,099
-No, thank you.
-All right. Here we go.

1071
01:24:43,179 --> 01:24:47,339
I've got a very pleasant surprise today.
Comes from an unlikely source.

1072
01:24:48,299 --> 01:24:49,779
Walter Gibson.

1073
01:24:52,139 --> 01:24:54,139
It is called The Sure Thing.

1074
01:24:56,659 --> 01:24:59,179
"'lt could be tonight,' he thought...

1075
01:24:59,659 --> 01:25:02,539
"as he stood in the corner,
pretending to have a good time.

1076
01:25:02,619 --> 01:25:04,619
"He would meet her tonight.

1077
01:25:04,899 --> 01:25:08,699
"All his young life,
he had dreamed of a girl like this.

1078
01:25:09,339 --> 01:25:11,619
"5'6", silky hair...

1079
01:25:12,059 --> 01:25:13,899
"trim, nubile body...."

1080
01:25:15,059 --> 01:25:17,459
"Nubile," by the way, is spelled with a "u."

1081
01:25:17,819 --> 01:25:20,779
"...nubile body
that really knew how to move...

1082
01:25:21,099 --> 01:25:23,979
"and soft, deeply tanned skin.

1083
01:25:25,139 --> 01:25:28,299
"Now, as for personality traits,
she needed only one.

1084
01:25:28,739 --> 01:25:31,579
"She had to love sex, and all the time.

1085
01:25:32,099 --> 01:25:36,379
"To arrive at this moment,
he had traveled vast distances...

1086
01:25:36,699 --> 01:25:38,779
"enduring many hardships:

1087
01:25:39,179 --> 01:25:41,979
"abject poverty, starvation...

1088
01:25:42,619 --> 01:25:45,459
"show tunes, you name it.

1089
01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:50,139
"From across the room he saw her.
She was perfect.

1090
01:25:51,379 --> 01:25:55,099
"He knew almost nothing about her,
and she didn't know much more about him.

1091
01:25:55,179 --> 01:25:59,579
"lt was exactly how it was supposed to be.
He brought her to his room.

1092
01:26:00,939 --> 01:26:04,019
"The lights were soft, the moment was right.

1093
01:26:05,979 --> 01:26:09,139
"Then she leaned over
and whispered in his ear:

1094
01:26:10,499 --> 01:26:12,099
"'Do you love me?'

1095
01:26:13,979 --> 01:26:18,139
"Thoughts raced through his mind.
Did she really want him?

1096
01:26:18,939 --> 01:26:22,859
"What had he done to deserve this bounty?
Does God exist?

1097
01:26:23,219 --> 01:26:25,619
"Who invented liquid soap, and why?

1098
01:26:27,659 --> 01:26:31,139
"'Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes...

1099
01:26:32,059 --> 01:26:34,859
"he knew that she really needed to hear it.

1100
01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:40,939
"But for the first time in his life,
he knew these were no longer just words.

1101
01:26:42,579 --> 01:26:45,979
"And if he said it, it would be a lie.

1102
01:26:47,739 --> 01:26:50,859
"'Do you love me?' she whispered.
'Do you love me?'

1103
01:26:52,259 --> 01:26:54,179
"lt would not be tonight.

1104
01:26:55,379 --> 01:26:57,379
"The answer was 'no."'

1105
01:26:58,139 --> 01:26:59,699
He was a traitor!

1106
01:27:11,579 --> 01:27:13,499
You didn't sleep with her?

1107
01:27:14,299 --> 01:27:16,139
Still seeing Jason?

1108
01:27:17,019 --> 01:27:18,459
We broke up.

1109
01:27:19,459 --> 01:27:20,859
That's too bad.

1110
01:27:27,899 --> 01:27:29,659
You didn't sleep with her.

1111
01:27:31,379 --> 01:27:33,019
She wasn't my type.