1 00:00:51,279 --> 00:00:52,399 Hello. 2 00:00:52,861 --> 00:00:53,982 Ya?... 3 00:00:57,073 --> 00:00:57,893 What? 4 00:00:57,943 --> 00:01:00,342 Sir kindly switch off your mobile phone. 5 00:01:00,460 --> 00:01:02,480 Just one sec one sec please!!! 6 00:01:11,515 --> 00:01:13,216 Excuse me! 7 00:01:32,779 --> 00:01:33,899 Sir please sit down!!!! 8 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:44,685 Captain there is a medical emergency 9 00:01:44,761 --> 00:01:46,761 A passenger has just fallen down on the aisle 10 00:01:47,028 --> 00:01:50,348 Delhi Air India 11 returning to medical emergency 11 00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:58,519 Sir excuse me, sir excuse me sir 12 00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:10,559 One minute!!! 13 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,801 I'm alright now 14 00:02:20,883 --> 00:02:22,084 Thank you! 15 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:22,962 You can all go now 16 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:24,163 I'll go now 17 00:02:25,084 --> 00:02:26,903 Gentlemen wait!! 18 00:02:54,748 --> 00:02:56,168 Get the vehicle 19 00:02:56,580 --> 00:02:57,980 Are you Mr.Dullon 20 00:02:58,024 --> 00:02:58,344 Why? 21 00:02:58,419 --> 00:02:59,419 Should I tatoo my name here? 22 00:02:59,419 --> 00:03:00,120 Take out the vehicle fast!! 23 00:03:00,138 --> 00:03:00,958 Ok sir!! Come sir 24 00:03:02,531 --> 00:03:03,931 Should go to hotel right sir?? 25 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:05,231 Ya ya we'll go hotel 26 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:07,135 But through Vasant Vihar, take me there 27 00:03:08,754 --> 00:03:10,174 Put some load on accelerator kaake!!!! 28 00:03:22,395 --> 00:03:23,715 Ya Farhan, tell me 29 00:03:23,809 --> 00:03:26,510 You come out fast, I'm reaching your place in 5 min 30 00:03:26,533 --> 00:03:27,653 What happened dude? 31 00:03:27,722 --> 00:03:28,742 Chatur had called 32 00:03:28,803 --> 00:03:29,603 Remember him? 33 00:03:29,715 --> 00:03:31,134 Who, "Silencer"? 34 00:03:31,139 --> 00:03:32,558 Ya ya 35 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:36,146 He says Rancho is coming 36 00:03:37,530 --> 00:03:38,850 What are you saying? 37 00:03:38,913 --> 00:03:43,033 If you wanna meet Rancho come to campus at 8, on the tank 38 00:03:43,693 --> 00:03:44,493 Oh, shaks... 39 00:03:44,493 --> 00:03:46,013 Hey you come out fast 40 00:03:46,083 --> 00:03:47,883 Ya okay ok 41 00:03:51,934 --> 00:03:54,134 Sruthi I'll be back in sometime 42 00:03:54,225 --> 00:03:55,625 Ooh shoes... 43 00:03:55,695 --> 00:03:57,716 Hey I got my friend back 44 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,427 what? 45 00:04:01,475 --> 00:04:03,275 Hey I'll come back and speak to you!!! 46 00:04:03,299 --> 00:04:05,299 At least wear pants and go!!! 47 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:15,651 Now can we go to hotel sir? 48 00:04:15,740 --> 00:04:19,240 We'll go to hotel kaake But only after going to the "Imperial College of Engineering" 49 00:04:19,359 --> 00:04:20,059 Okay sir!!! 50 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,808 Forgot to take socks dude!! 51 00:04:21,887 --> 00:04:25,086 You talking about socks??? Hey look down even pants you forgot!!! 52 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:26,259 Ooh... 53 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Sir now you can go to hotel?! 54 00:04:39,009 --> 00:04:42,999 Yes, but only after going to airport because my sir is coming there. Take him to hotel! Same surname - "Dullon". 55 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 I'm Dullon! Where the hell did you sent taxi? Is it on the runway? 56 00:05:05,146 --> 00:05:06,547 Oye Rancho 57 00:05:06,786 --> 00:05:08,885 Hey Chatur. Where is Rancho? 58 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,061 Rancho 59 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:12,059 Where is Rancho? 60 00:05:12,382 --> 00:05:13,783 Welcome idiots 61 00:05:18,678 --> 00:05:20,498 Wanna drink madiera (rum) 62 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:24,277 This is that rum you all used to drink here? 63 00:05:25,231 --> 00:05:26,631 Have a drink 64 00:05:27,042 --> 00:05:28,062 Hey where is Rancho? 65 00:05:28,081 --> 00:05:29,480 I'll tell you 66 00:05:29,835 --> 00:05:32,056 First you watch this 67 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:39,099 Not my wife... Look at the bungalow behind idiots: 3.5 million 68 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,242 Swiming pool. Heated!!! 69 00:05:41,278 --> 00:05:44,980 Living room maple wood flooring 70 00:05:45,051 --> 00:05:50,170 My new Lamborghini. 6496cc. Sss... very fast 71 00:05:50,245 --> 00:05:52,646 Hey, why you showing all these to us? 72 00:05:52,662 --> 00:05:53,782 Forgot? 73 00:05:56,161 --> 00:05:57,861 What is this? 74 00:05:57,865 --> 00:06:00,464 5 September... today's date... What year? 75 00:06:16,692 --> 00:06:20,712 Let's bet... after 10 years we'll come back 76 00:06:20,801 --> 00:06:22,903 Here, on this same day 77 00:06:22,973 --> 00:06:26,671 And we'll see who is the more successful??? 78 00:06:26,751 --> 00:06:31,551 Do you dare?... Say, will you come?... Will you come? 79 00:06:31,556 --> 00:06:34,157 Remember something now??? 80 00:06:34,178 --> 00:06:37,378 Here. I kept the bet with that idiot 81 00:06:37,462 --> 00:06:39,282 I kept my promise 82 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:40,484 I'm back he he 83 00:06:40,571 --> 00:06:41,691 Stupid 84 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,370 I left my flight and came 85 00:06:43,732 --> 00:06:46,331 He left his pants and came just to meet Rancho 86 00:06:46,382 --> 00:06:51,282 For 5 years we're searching for him. Don't know if he's dead or alive. Do you think he'll come for this stupid bet? 87 00:06:51,401 --> 00:06:55,701 He won't come. I know he won't come he he eh 88 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:58,750 What? Will you break his teeth or shall I do it...? One min Farhan, one min 89 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:00,960 Idiot. Then why did you call us over here? 90 00:07:01,005 --> 00:07:02,405 To meet Rancho 91 00:07:02,938 --> 00:07:06,337 Come and see where he stayed back and where I reached!!! 92 00:07:06,345 --> 00:07:09,145 Means that you know where is Rancho? aah? 93 00:07:09,715 --> 00:07:10,835 Yes 94 00:07:11,688 --> 00:07:13,507 Where is Rancho? 95 00:07:14,425 --> 00:07:16,844 He is in Shimla!!!! 96 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:26,840 #.....he was like a fleeting wind.....# 97 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:34,008 #.....like a flutterting kite.....# 98 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:40,920 #.....where did he go? let's find him.....# 99 00:07:55,648 --> 00:08:00,268 #.....he was like a fleeting wind.....# 100 00:08:00,531 --> 00:08:04,550 #.....like a flutterting kite.....# 101 00:08:05,646 --> 00:08:09,767 #.....where did he go? let's find him.....# 102 00:08:11,773 --> 00:08:15,074 #.....while confined channel guided us.....# 103 00:08:15,137 --> 00:08:18,738 #.....he would define his pathways.....# 104 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:23,312 #.....and loiter along them merrily.....# 105 00:08:25,201 --> 00:08:28,203 #.....while our future haunted us.....# 106 00:08:28,531 --> 00:08:31,331 #.....he would celebrate the present.....# 107 00:08:31,774 --> 00:08:35,774 #.....and live every moment with reckless freedom .....# 108 00:08:38,482 --> 00:08:42,982 #.....where did he come from? .....# 109 00:08:45,029 --> 00:08:49,329 #....touching our hearts .....# 110 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:56,248 #.....where did he go? let's find him.....# 111 00:09:01,181 --> 00:09:04,702 #.....he was like a shade in sweltering heat .....# 112 00:09:04,737 --> 00:09:07,938 #.....like village in desert .....# 113 00:09:08,134 --> 00:09:12,433 #.....he was like salve for our distress .....# 114 00:09:14,449 --> 00:09:17,451 #.....while we cowered from challenges .....# 115 00:09:18,039 --> 00:09:21,038 #.....he would dive in seas .....# 116 00:09:21,153 --> 00:09:25,653 #.....and swim against the rip currents .....# 117 00:09:27,802 --> 00:09:32,103 #.....he was a wandering cloud .....# 118 00:09:32,217 --> 00:09:36,218 #.....he was our pal .....# 119 00:09:37,148 --> 00:09:40,067 #.....where did he go? let's find him.....# 120 00:09:40,504 --> 00:09:41,623 Rancho! 121 00:09:42,131 --> 00:09:44,732 Ranchhodas Shamaldas Chanchad 122 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:46,887 How different his name was? 123 00:09:46,968 --> 00:09:48,788 That same different thoughts 124 00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:54,903 Since childhood we heard that life is like a race... If you don't run fast others will overtake you... 125 00:09:55,000 --> 00:10:00,000 Damn!!! To take birth... I had to race among 300 million sperms he he eh 126 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 1978. I was born at 5.15am 127 00:10:05,077 --> 00:10:08,000 And at 5.16am my dad said: 128 00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:10,000 My son will become engineer!!! 129 00:10:10,035 --> 00:10:12,000 Farhan Qureshi! B-Tech engineer 130 00:10:12,182 --> 00:10:15,202 And my fate was sealed!!! 131 00:10:15,549 --> 00:10:19,448 What I wanted to become? Nobody asked me though? 132 00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:41,019 Raju Rastogi 133 00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:43,749 Ranchhoddas Chanchad 134 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:46,098 Tell me your room number! 135 00:10:47,754 --> 00:10:48,874 D26 136 00:10:50,788 --> 00:10:51,689 Follow me 137 00:10:51,761 --> 00:10:52,561 I'm Manmohan 138 00:10:52,952 --> 00:10:54,072 M.M. 139 00:10:54,169 --> 00:10:55,789 All these enginneers call me Millimeter 140 00:10:55,794 --> 00:11:00,114 Milk, egg, bread, wash clothes, iron clothes, filling journals, copying assignment 141 00:11:00,156 --> 00:11:03,556 Let it be any work tell me! Fixed rate no bargain!! 142 00:11:03,723 --> 00:11:05,743 One min, one min hold this... 143 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:09,231 This is kilobyte 144 00:11:09,317 --> 00:11:11,639 This is megabyte and this is his mother, gigabyte 145 00:11:11,645 --> 00:11:14,164 Take their pictures... this family doesn't byte [bite] 146 00:11:17,378 --> 00:11:18,778 [Raju praying] 147 00:11:20,171 --> 00:11:22,492 Tere comes one more big believer!!! 148 00:11:26,569 --> 00:11:29,189 Hi Farhan Qureshi...I'm Raju Rastogi 149 00:11:32,908 --> 00:11:34,507 Don't worry 150 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:38,995 After few days here... your belief in God will vanish eventually 151 00:11:39,098 --> 00:11:42,499 Only naked girls posters sticked by your bed... and you'll say 152 00:11:42,510 --> 00:11:43,930 Oh God 153 00:11:44,201 --> 00:11:45,701 Give me one, at least once! 154 00:11:45,841 --> 00:11:47,942 Hey get out of here! Out, out! 155 00:11:48,110 --> 00:11:49,110 Give 4 rupees 156 00:11:49,147 --> 00:11:50,467 2 rupees per bag 157 00:11:51,650 --> 00:11:53,750 Here's 5 rupees... keep the change 158 00:11:53,887 --> 00:11:55,706 Wow sir, you gave me tip 159 00:11:56,156 --> 00:11:57,976 I'll also give you a tip 160 00:11:58,275 --> 00:12:02,576 Tonight... wear underwear which doesn't have holes!!! 161 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,258 why? 162 00:12:05,974 --> 00:12:07,194 Oh Emperor... 163 00:12:07,757 --> 00:12:09,158 You are great... 164 00:12:09,965 --> 00:12:12,585 Accept our gift 165 00:12:12,795 --> 00:12:13,515 Aaahh 166 00:12:13,634 --> 00:12:15,454 This is he-man, he-man take this... 167 00:12:18,074 --> 00:12:20,175 Ohoo... white white white 168 00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:22,040 We were humiliated, 169 00:12:22,510 --> 00:12:24,510 Hands saluting, 170 00:12:25,257 --> 00:12:27,277 Heads down like slaves, 171 00:12:27,498 --> 00:12:30,519 When we saw Rancho for the first time! 172 00:12:48,088 --> 00:12:50,487 New gift... gift gift gift gift! 173 00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:51,785 Namaste sir!!! 174 00:12:52,061 --> 00:12:54,160 Remove your pants and get sealed!!! 175 00:12:54,258 --> 00:12:54,978 Whats your name? Tell... 176 00:12:55,068 --> 00:12:56,468 Ranchhodas Shamaldas Chanchad!! 177 00:12:56,540 --> 00:12:57,461 Huuii hhehehhee 178 00:12:57,998 --> 00:13:01,498 Listen brothers learn by-heart!!! By final year you'll learn!!! hmmm 179 00:13:01,871 --> 00:13:03,972 Remove your pants... remove pants 180 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:08,151 Ooh, so you won't listen like this huh? 181 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:13,779 Don't wear wet pants kid? 182 00:13:13,829 --> 00:13:15,249 Come, remove it now!! 183 00:13:15,996 --> 00:13:18,396 Aal iz well, aal iz well.......[Ranchod baba mantra lol] 184 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:20,811 What is he saying? 185 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,368 Someone make him understand!!! 186 00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,410 Hey, James Bond, make him understand!! hmm 187 00:13:25,725 --> 00:13:28,325 Take off your pants, or they're gonna piss on you 188 00:13:28,351 --> 00:13:30,352 Oye English!!! Feeling shy to speak in Hindi huh? 189 00:13:30,487 --> 00:13:33,987 Sorry sir I was born in Uganda, and studied in Pondicherry!! 190 00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:35,751 So little slow in Hindi!!! 191 00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:39,342 So slowly make him understand!! Who is in a hurry here? 192 00:13:41,135 --> 00:13:42,454 Worn again huh? 193 00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:50,436 [in pure Hindi!!!!laughing stock] take off your pants or they're gonna piss on you... 194 00:13:50,819 --> 00:13:53,620 He is telling piss as Muthravisarjan??? hahahha 195 00:13:53,711 --> 00:13:56,732 Ooh here come pandit learning engineering 196 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:03,386 Hey come out you idiot 197 00:14:03,778 --> 00:14:05,279 Come out 198 00:14:10,503 --> 00:14:16,823 Come out or else I'll piss on your door!!! 199 00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,226 I'll count till 10 200 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,518 if you don't come out 201 00:14:29,051 --> 00:14:33,652 I'll piss on your door for the whole semester 202 00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:30,465 Salt water is a great conductor of electricity 203 00:16:30,536 --> 00:16:31,956 8th standard physics 204 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:33,410 We all studied it!! 205 00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,821 He applied it!! 206 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:43,123 ICE's director's name was Dr.Viru Shastrabhuddi 207 00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:45,035 But every one calls him Virus 208 00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,500 All called him Computer Virus!!! 209 00:16:46,574 --> 00:16:48,995 Oye Virus is comin, carrying eggs with him 210 00:16:49,307 --> 00:16:52,507 He has said first years to come down come fast 211 00:16:52,752 --> 00:16:55,451 Virus was the most competetive man we had ever seen 212 00:16:55,646 --> 00:16:58,147 If someone overtakes him even one step. 213 00:16:58,167 --> 00:17:00,487 He couldn't accept it, 214 00:17:02,761 --> 00:17:06,261 To save time he used velcro instead of buttons 215 00:17:06,288 --> 00:17:08,309 And a hook in tie! 216 00:17:10,694 --> 00:17:12,014 He has trained his mind 217 00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:15,317 That he can write using both his hands at the same time 218 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:23,499 Everday at 2 he used to take a power nap of exactly 7.5 minutes and used to listen opera 219 00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:33,871 Govind had to do all unproductive works like shaving, cutting nails in this 7.5 mins 220 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,436 What is this? 221 00:17:51,447 --> 00:17:52,548 Sir, a nest!! 222 00:17:52,597 --> 00:17:53,717 whose?? 223 00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:55,061 cuckoo bird's nest 224 00:17:57,157 --> 00:17:59,756 Cuckoo bird never builds a nest. 225 00:17:59,855 --> 00:18:02,953 They lay their eggs on other birds nest 226 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:07,872 And when their babies come to the world, what do they do first? 227 00:18:08,313 --> 00:18:14,313 They kick out other eggs from the nest... 228 00:18:16,988 --> 00:18:19,009 Competition over 229 00:18:19,819 --> 00:18:22,119 The life begins with murder 230 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,153 That's nature... 231 00:18:24,439 --> 00:18:25,560 Compete 232 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,579 Or die! 233 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:31,551 You all so are like the cuckoo birds 234 00:18:34,909 --> 00:18:39,228 And these are those eggs whom you kicked out and reached ICE 235 00:18:39,308 --> 00:18:40,808 Don't forget 236 00:18:40,872 --> 00:18:44,294 Because every year, 4 lakh applications comes to ICE 237 00:18:44,310 --> 00:18:47,409 Among them only 200 will be selected 238 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,051 You 239 00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:50,342 And these 240 00:18:50,349 --> 00:18:51,748 Finished 241 00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:53,998 Broken eggs!! 242 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:58,739 My own son applied for 3 years 243 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:01,463 Rejected 244 00:19:01,518 --> 00:19:02,918 Everytime 245 00:19:04,430 --> 00:19:06,950 Remember life is a race!! 246 00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:10,702 If you don't run fast someone will beat you and move faster than you... 247 00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:13,179 Let me tell you very interesting story 248 00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:17,072 This is an astronauts pen 249 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,954 In space, fountain pen, ball pen cannot be used 250 00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,957 So after spending millions of dollars 251 00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:25,098 Scientists invented this pen! 252 00:19:25,495 --> 00:19:29,495 With this you can write in any angle, any temperature, zero gravity 253 00:19:29,856 --> 00:19:33,378 One day when I was a student, the director of our institute called me 254 00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:35,833 He said "Viru Shastrabhuddi." I said "yes sir" 255 00:19:35,846 --> 00:19:37,665 Come here!! I got scared 256 00:19:38,795 --> 00:19:40,414 He showed me this pen 257 00:19:41,399 --> 00:19:44,200 He said this is a symbol of excellence 258 00:19:45,007 --> 00:19:46,408 I give it to you 259 00:19:47,362 --> 00:19:51,762 And the day when you get a extraordinary student like you 260 00:19:52,383 --> 00:19:54,083 Pass this pen to him 261 00:19:54,497 --> 00:19:59,617 For 32 years Viru Shastrabhuddi is waiting for the next Viru Shastrabhuddi 262 00:20:02,622 --> 00:20:05,121 Anyone here in this batch to honour this pen? 263 00:20:07,883 --> 00:20:10,103 Good, hands down 264 00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,646 Should I write on the notice board? 265 00:20:15,646 --> 00:20:16,746 I said put down your hands 266 00:20:16,907 --> 00:20:19,007 Sir I have a question sir... 267 00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:27,098 If in space fountain pen, ball pen don't work why astronauts didn't try pencil? 268 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:29,691 Could've saved millions of dollars 269 00:20:41,614 --> 00:20:43,714 I will get back to you on this 270 00:20:46,971 --> 00:20:48,792 That fellow kicks seniors And irritates the director 271 00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:52,211 I'm telling you if we stay with him... He will put us in trouble 272 00:20:52,222 --> 00:20:54,521 Buddy, your thought screwed Virus completely 273 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,586 Oh Emperor, you're great. 274 00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:58,776 Accept our gift... 275 00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:00,764 Get lost, don't you have school? 276 00:21:01,156 --> 00:21:02,756 Who'll pay fees? Your father? 277 00:21:02,766 --> 00:21:04,586 You're naming my father? 278 00:21:04,633 --> 00:21:05,753 Hey stop! Stop Raju, what are you doing? 279 00:21:05,894 --> 00:21:07,294 Eh listen! 280 00:21:07,373 --> 00:21:09,774 No fees required for schooling!!! Uniform is required, uniform... 281 00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:13,009 Whichever school you like go, get the uniform of that school. 282 00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:15,489 Go sit in the class... 283 00:21:15,543 --> 00:21:17,442 Who'll come to know when there is a huge population??? 284 00:21:17,502 --> 00:21:19,123 If I get caught? 285 00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,199 If they catch you, then change uniform, school! ehhe 286 00:21:21,232 --> 00:21:23,052 There was really something special about him, 287 00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:26,650 He always used to challenge everything in the world, each and every move... 288 00:21:26,693 --> 00:21:29,693 He was the only one free bird in VIRUS's nest... 289 00:21:29,731 --> 00:21:33,230 We all were just robots operated by professors remote control... 290 00:21:33,239 --> 00:21:35,339 But he was the only one. 291 00:21:35,421 --> 00:21:37,522 Perhaps not a machine!!!! 292 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:39,351 What is a machine? 293 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,722 why are you smiling?? 294 00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:49,595 Um, actually sir From my childhood I used to dream of studying in an engineering college 295 00:21:49,659 --> 00:21:52,459 Today I'm sitting over here, feeling excited sir!!! 296 00:21:52,790 --> 00:21:56,791 No need to be so overexcited... Tell me the definition for machine 297 00:21:57,168 --> 00:21:58,288 Um... 298 00:21:58,413 --> 00:21:59,533 Sir 299 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:01,751 Machine is anything that reduces human effort sir 300 00:22:01,810 --> 00:22:03,911 Will you please elaborate...? 301 00:22:06,506 --> 00:22:07,606 Sir um... 302 00:22:07,615 --> 00:22:11,814 All those things which makes the work for humans easier are machines sir 303 00:22:12,651 --> 00:22:16,952 Feeling hot!!! Pressed button, wind blowing, FAN is a machine sir!! 304 00:22:16,996 --> 00:22:20,996 You can talk to your friend miles away. TELEPHONE is machine sir!!! 305 00:22:21,069 --> 00:22:24,569 Calculate crores in less time... CALCULATOR is a machine sir 306 00:22:24,726 --> 00:22:26,827 Sir, actually we are dependent in the world of machines sir 307 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,020 From PEN NIB to PANTS ZIB... all machines sir!! 308 00:22:30,082 --> 00:22:32,880 One sec up one sec down, up down up down up 309 00:22:34,215 --> 00:22:36,236 Tell me the definition?? 310 00:22:36,553 --> 00:22:38,653 Sir that's what I'm telling sir. 311 00:22:39,384 --> 00:22:41,384 Will you write all these in exams huh? 312 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:43,911 "This is machine up down up down up"?? 313 00:22:44,004 --> 00:22:45,405 IDIOT!!! 314 00:22:45,421 --> 00:22:47,241 Anybody else??? 315 00:22:48,841 --> 00:22:50,660 )*&#^*&#*&(%#(*&# 316 00:22:51,238 --> 00:22:53,057 )*&%*&#%&*(#*&%# 317 00:22:53,092 --> 00:22:54,213 $(^($*&%#*&%# 318 00:22:55,100 --> 00:22:58,720 *(&^%%%$^&*&*&^%$%&* 319 00:22:59,936 --> 00:23:02,636 he he eh bla bla bla bla 320 00:23:02,785 --> 00:23:05,385 *(&#*&%(*&#%%# 321 00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:07,069 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 322 00:23:07,801 --> 00:23:09,500 Wow great !!!! Perfect !! 323 00:23:09,787 --> 00:23:10,807 Great. Please sit down! 324 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:13,089 Thank you. Thank you 325 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:16,485 But sir even I said the same in simple language... 326 00:23:16,551 --> 00:23:20,052 If you like simple language. You can go join some other arts and commerce college 327 00:23:20,097 --> 00:23:22,396 But sir, we should understand it at least 328 00:23:22,409 --> 00:23:25,510 Mugging up from books like this, what's the use sir? 329 00:23:25,543 --> 00:23:27,563 Oh you know more than books??? 330 00:23:27,936 --> 00:23:32,136 Book has the same definition... And if you wanna pass, you'll write this. 331 00:23:32,146 --> 00:23:33,847 But sir, ther are other books also 332 00:23:33,925 --> 00:23:35,325 Get out!!! 333 00:23:35,418 --> 00:23:36,517 Oh why? 334 00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:39,695 In simple language... please go outside... 335 00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:48,830 IDIOT! 336 00:23:50,816 --> 00:23:53,616 So we were discussing about the machines 337 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:55,823 Hey, why do you come back? 338 00:23:55,966 --> 00:23:57,787 I forgot something sir! 339 00:23:58,662 --> 00:23:59,782 What? 340 00:23:59,849 --> 00:24:03,770 Instruments to record, analyse, summarize, organize, debate and explain information, 341 00:24:03,776 --> 00:24:07,374 that are elastative and non-elastative, hard bound paper, bag jacketed, non-jacketed 342 00:24:07,382 --> 00:24:10,382 with forward introduction, table of cotents index, that are intented for the enlightment, understanding 343 00:24:10,396 --> 00:24:15,117 enhancement and education of human brains, of sense in root of vision, sometimes touch!! 344 00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,881 What are you saying? 345 00:24:22,103 --> 00:24:24,024 My books sir, 346 00:24:24,557 --> 00:24:26,956 I forgot my books sir, can I take them? 347 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:28,698 Couldn't you say in simple way? 348 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:32,232 I tried simple before, but you didn't like that way sir... 349 00:24:37,093 --> 00:24:40,713 Professors used to keep Rancho outside more often than in classroom 350 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:44,213 If he got kicked from one class, he'd go to another 351 00:24:44,218 --> 00:24:48,318 Rancho used to say that knowledge is increasing everywhere wherever you get... gain it!!! 352 00:24:48,412 --> 00:24:50,513 He was entirely different from all of us 353 00:24:50,607 --> 00:24:52,706 We used to fight for bathroom 354 00:24:52,784 --> 00:24:56,284 But wherever Rancho found water, he had bath there itself! 355 00:24:57,677 --> 00:24:59,777 He was very much attached to machines 356 00:24:59,844 --> 00:25:01,946 Used to carry a screwdriver in his pocket wherever he went 357 00:25:02,015 --> 00:25:05,014 He would open any machine that he found.... some got closed 358 00:25:06,126 --> 00:25:08,146 Some did not!! 359 00:25:08,186 --> 00:25:10,987 There was another guy just like him 360 00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,049 Joy Lobo 361 00:25:15,355 --> 00:25:17,174 Sir, excuse me sir 362 00:25:17,997 --> 00:25:19,398 Mr.Joy Lobo 363 00:25:19,696 --> 00:25:22,496 Sir, if you mind letting me know about the convocations dates... 364 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:23,421 Why? 365 00:25:23,479 --> 00:25:25,479 Actually dad wanted to get a reservation 366 00:25:25,505 --> 00:25:28,805 I'm the first engineer in my village sir. All the relatives wanted to come on the convocation day 367 00:25:28,954 --> 00:25:32,154 In that case call make a phone call to your dad 368 00:25:32,161 --> 00:25:34,581 Son please, please don't waste my time, hurry 369 00:25:40,130 --> 00:25:41,249 Hello 370 00:25:41,259 --> 00:25:44,578 Dad, director sir will speak to you 371 00:25:44,988 --> 00:25:46,108 Joy 372 00:25:46,121 --> 00:25:48,922 Mr.Lobo, your son won't get graduated this year 373 00:25:48,966 --> 00:25:50,086 What happened sir? 374 00:25:50,565 --> 00:25:52,665 He has violated all the deadlines 375 00:25:52,665 --> 00:25:56,685 With unrealistic... Mr.Lobo, Mr.Lobo... unrealistic project, as I said already 376 00:25:56,696 --> 00:25:58,517 He's making some non-sense helicopter 377 00:25:58,593 --> 00:26:03,592 Wo I recommend you not to reserve his ticket, I'm so sorry 378 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:06,481 Sir I'm just close 379 00:26:06,513 --> 00:26:08,334 Is your project ready? 380 00:26:08,464 --> 00:26:09,584 Is your project ready? 381 00:26:09,759 --> 00:26:11,659 Sir at least take a look at this once sir please 382 00:26:11,707 --> 00:26:13,667 Submit it. I'll take into consideration 383 00:26:13,683 --> 00:26:15,704 Sir give me some extension sir Why should I give you an extension? 384 00:26:15,788 --> 00:26:18,788 Sir after dads stroke I couldn't concentrate for 2 months sir please 385 00:26:18,861 --> 00:26:20,561 Did you run out of food and water for 2 months? 386 00:26:20,615 --> 00:26:21,735 No 387 00:26:21,737 --> 00:26:23,836 You couldn't take a bath? No? 388 00:26:23,909 --> 00:26:25,109 Then why did you left studies? 389 00:26:25,174 --> 00:26:27,775 I'm very close sir pls take a look at this sir please.. 390 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:31,354 Mr.Lobo, my son died falling from train on Sunday afternoon 391 00:26:31,433 --> 00:26:37,053 Monday morning Viru Shastrabhuddi gave lecture in this college so don't tell me that non-sense 392 00:26:38,713 --> 00:26:42,113 I can only give you sympathy not extension 393 00:26:42,922 --> 00:26:44,042 si...r 394 00:28:01,463 --> 00:28:05,464 How cool design he made? Wireless camera over helicopter? 395 00:28:07,027 --> 00:28:09,827 Traffic updates security... can be used for all 396 00:28:09,831 --> 00:28:12,932 but VIRUS was telling this is an impractical design... Won't fly it seems? 397 00:28:13,013 --> 00:28:15,113 How it won't fly? I'll make it fly!! hm hm 398 00:28:17,316 --> 00:28:19,535 Hey don't tell Joy will give him surprise 399 00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:23,021 we'll make this fly out his window and record his reaction 400 00:28:23,088 --> 00:28:25,408 If we do his project, who'll do ours? 401 00:28:25,503 --> 00:28:28,202 Test, viva, quizzes included, there are 42 exams in each semester 402 00:28:28,276 --> 00:28:30,295 Hey you worry a lot dude 403 00:28:31,175 --> 00:28:33,877 Take this hand and keep it in your hand and say, 404 00:28:33,970 --> 00:28:35,490 Aal iz well, aal iz well 405 00:28:35,554 --> 00:28:36,953 Aal iz well 406 00:28:37,013 --> 00:28:37,913 Aal iz well 407 00:28:38,010 --> 00:28:40,610 Now he has brought something new our BABA Ranchhodas!! 408 00:28:41,025 --> 00:28:48,446 Hey in our village there was a watchman... he used to yell in night saying aal iz well 409 00:28:48,493 --> 00:28:50,593 And we used to sleep tight 410 00:28:50,925 --> 00:28:54,425 One night there was a robbery in our village, then we came to know that he's blind, 411 00:28:54,461 --> 00:28:56,960 And he yells aal iz well, aal iz well 412 00:28:57,056 --> 00:28:59,156 And we used to sleep like fools... 413 00:28:59,847 --> 00:29:01,948 But that day we came to know about the real fact 414 00:29:01,979 --> 00:29:04,599 See our heart right, is a big coward... 415 00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:07,759 Keep our heart as a fool 416 00:29:07,849 --> 00:29:09,849 If you have any big problem in life 417 00:29:09,947 --> 00:29:10,647 Tell our heart 418 00:29:10,728 --> 00:29:14,248 No problem baby everything is ok aal iz well, aal iz well 419 00:29:14,389 --> 00:29:16,688 Hmm so that will solve problem? huh? 420 00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:19,310 No but still it gains the dareness to survive 421 00:29:20,795 --> 00:29:24,696 Remember this mantra... this is gonna become more useful over here 422 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,820 Got it, got it yeah 423 00:32:57,859 --> 00:32:59,678 Take it to Joy's window 424 00:32:59,857 --> 00:33:00,977 Hey Joy, up up 425 00:33:01,694 --> 00:33:04,415 Oye window... see Silencer naked naked heheh ehhe 426 00:33:07,430 --> 00:33:09,450 Hey Joy come out Joy 427 00:33:12,053 --> 00:33:13,173 Hey Joy look outside.. 428 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,044 Joy.... 429 00:33:49,528 --> 00:33:56,549 #... give me some sunshine.. give me some rain...# 430 00:33:58,293 --> 00:34:05,193 #... give me another chance I wanna grow up once again.....# 431 00:34:05,337 --> 00:34:07,157 You've a good news sir.. 432 00:34:07,327 --> 00:34:08,947 Neither police got to know 433 00:34:09,536 --> 00:34:11,357 Nor Joy's dad.... 434 00:34:12,017 --> 00:34:14,118 Everyone will think it's a suicide, sir 435 00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,100 Reason for death in postmortem report 436 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:21,790 Intense pressure in wind pipe resulting in choking 437 00:34:23,248 --> 00:34:25,167 This fool believed that 438 00:34:25,222 --> 00:34:27,343 He died because of the pressure here... 439 00:34:28,028 --> 00:34:31,428 And from the last 4 years of pressure over here? What about that? 440 00:34:31,436 --> 00:34:34,236 Even that's not in the report also sir, 441 00:34:35,078 --> 00:34:37,677 These engineers are so back minded sir 442 00:34:38,199 --> 00:34:42,901 Didn't even invent some machine, that could really behold the pressure over here... 443 00:34:44,064 --> 00:34:49,065 If they had does, could've come to know this is not a suicide, it's a murder, 444 00:34:52,106 --> 00:34:56,225 Are you blaming me for the suicide of Joy? 445 00:34:56,236 --> 00:34:59,457 If one student can't tolerate pressure why I'm I the one responsible? 446 00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,460 So much pressure will come in life... 447 00:35:01,530 --> 00:35:03,430 Then everytime you'll blame others for that? 448 00:35:03,510 --> 00:35:05,810 Sir I'm not blaming you sir 449 00:35:05,812 --> 00:35:07,912 Actually I'm blaming the system 450 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:10,235 Sir I've got some statistics 451 00:35:10,579 --> 00:35:12,679 Sir, in suicides India is no:1 sir 452 00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:15,982 Every half-hour a student attempts suicide, sir 453 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:20,935 Students die less in sickness and more in suicide here sir 454 00:35:20,940 --> 00:35:22,439 Something is going wrong right sir? 455 00:35:22,492 --> 00:35:26,892 I can't tell about other colleges but this is one of the finest colleges in the country 456 00:35:27,117 --> 00:35:29,918 I'm running this college for 32 years 457 00:35:30,014 --> 00:35:33,034 I brought this college to no:1 from 28th position 458 00:35:33,436 --> 00:35:35,656 Sir what no:1 sir ??? 459 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:39,634 Here we don't have any talks related to new ideas, no talks on inventions 460 00:35:40,759 --> 00:35:45,978 Only great talk on marks, or else job in USA 461 00:35:46,832 --> 00:35:48,932 We don't gain any knowledge here sir... 462 00:35:49,007 --> 00:35:51,827 Here they only teach us how to bring good marks... 463 00:35:51,895 --> 00:35:54,696 Now are you going to teach me how to take a class? 464 00:36:16,889 --> 00:36:18,709 Please sit down 465 00:36:20,787 --> 00:36:22,807 Today we have our great leader behind us 466 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:26,971 Who claims that he can teach better than our highly qualified teachers 467 00:36:27,716 --> 00:36:32,215 So today our professor Ranchhodas Chanchad will teach us engineering 468 00:36:49,245 --> 00:36:51,465 We don't have all day 469 00:37:26,446 --> 00:37:28,266 You all have 30 secs 470 00:37:28,326 --> 00:37:30,946 Should find the meaning of the word written on the board 471 00:37:31,020 --> 00:37:33,820 If you want you can make use of your books too 472 00:37:33,897 --> 00:37:36,698 The one who gets the answer can lift your hands up 473 00:37:36,890 --> 00:37:39,689 We'll see who'll come first and who's last 474 00:37:41,134 --> 00:37:42,955 Your time starts now 475 00:38:11,998 --> 00:38:13,119 Time up 476 00:38:15,731 --> 00:38:17,551 Time up sir, time up 477 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,780 What? 478 00:38:19,803 --> 00:38:21,623 Nobody got the answer? 479 00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:26,371 Now rewind 1 min of life a bit and think 480 00:38:27,178 --> 00:38:28,878 When I asked this question. 481 00:38:29,339 --> 00:38:33,339 Anybody thought that today we will learn something new? 482 00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:35,987 Anyone, sir 483 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:40,146 No 484 00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:42,439 Everyone sunk in race 485 00:38:43,278 --> 00:38:45,878 Whats the use if you come first studying like this? 486 00:38:47,316 --> 00:38:49,417 will you improve your knowledge? No. 487 00:38:49,649 --> 00:38:51,750 Only pressure will increase 488 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:54,671 And this is a college not a PRESSURE COOKER 489 00:38:55,148 --> 00:38:59,348 The lion in the circus also learns to sit on the chair fearing the whip held in his owner's hand 490 00:38:59,872 --> 00:39:03,373 But we call such a lion as well trained, not well educated 491 00:39:03,435 --> 00:39:04,435 Hello.... 492 00:39:05,007 --> 00:39:06,507 This is not a philosophy class! 493 00:39:06,742 --> 00:39:09,342 Tell us the meaning of those 2 words, 494 00:39:09,612 --> 00:39:11,912 Sir, actually no such words exists sir 495 00:39:12,237 --> 00:39:14,336 These are my friend's names 496 00:39:14,356 --> 00:39:16,477 Farhan and Raju 497 00:39:27,319 --> 00:39:28,041 Quiet 498 00:39:28,137 --> 00:39:30,137 Non-sense 499 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:32,879 Like this you teach engineering? 500 00:39:32,906 --> 00:39:36,906 No sir I'm not teaching you engineering, you know better than me 501 00:39:37,465 --> 00:39:41,366 I was teaching you that, how to teach, 502 00:39:42,925 --> 00:39:45,724 And I believe that you learn someday for sure sir 503 00:39:46,195 --> 00:39:48,816 Because I never leave my weaker students hand 504 00:39:49,389 --> 00:39:50,509 Busted 505 00:39:52,841 --> 00:39:53,961 Quiet 506 00:39:55,429 --> 00:39:56,829 Quiet I said 507 00:39:59,717 --> 00:40:05,918 I would regret to inform you that your son Farhan, Raju is going on wrong routes 508 00:40:06,095 --> 00:40:09,395 If you don't take required action their future will be spoiled 509 00:40:09,740 --> 00:40:13,558 VIRUS's letters fell down in our homes like an atom bomb 510 00:40:13,630 --> 00:40:16,131 There was mourning in Hiroshima and Nagasaki! 511 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:20,042 And we were invited to both the home to get kicked 512 00:40:20,663 --> 00:40:22,483 Come, come inside 513 00:40:24,331 --> 00:40:26,132 See there 514 00:40:26,865 --> 00:40:29,664 We could only afford one airconditioner 515 00:40:31,069 --> 00:40:34,768 And we didn't keep in our bedroom, we kept it in Farhans bedroom for him to study conveniently 516 00:40:35,549 --> 00:40:40,149 I didn't buy a car, rode a scooter till now 517 00:40:40,726 --> 00:40:43,527 Invested all money in Farhans studies 518 00:40:43,881 --> 00:40:47,581 We sacrificed our future for Farhan's better future.. did you understand or not? 519 00:40:48,962 --> 00:40:52,181 Then can you imagine what I must be going through! 520 00:40:55,639 --> 00:40:57,658 Hey you took all these photos Farhan? 521 00:40:58,264 --> 00:40:59,364 Quiet 522 00:40:59,450 --> 00:41:02,069 He has the ghost of photography in his head 523 00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:06,326 He used to take the images of animals and used to say he wanted to become wild life photographer 524 00:41:07,139 --> 00:41:09,939 Son what was your percentage that year? 525 00:41:10,557 --> 00:41:11,957 91 percent 526 00:41:12,005 --> 00:41:13,125 Did you hear that? 527 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,921 From 94 percent straight down to 91 pecent 528 00:41:20,069 --> 00:41:21,889 You feel it funny? 529 00:41:22,234 --> 00:41:23,434 No no uncle no 530 00:41:23,516 --> 00:41:25,817 I was telling how great pictures he has taken 531 00:41:26,029 --> 00:41:29,028 Why you making him an engineer you could've made him a wild life photographer 532 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:33,668 I'm folding my hands and requesting you 533 00:41:33,722 --> 00:41:36,122 Please don't spoil my son's future 534 00:41:37,252 --> 00:41:38,372 Kids 535 00:41:38,381 --> 00:41:40,201 Come let's eat somethin 536 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:47,120 When you come next time have food and go.... 537 00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:51,462 Dad though didn't give us food, 538 00:41:51,486 --> 00:41:55,707 And at last to fill our hungry stomachs, and to fill the quota of advise 539 00:41:55,711 --> 00:41:57,531 We reached Raju's home 540 00:41:58,141 --> 00:42:02,163 Raju's home reminds us about the 1950's black and white films 541 00:42:02,924 --> 00:42:05,723 One small bed where his paralysed father rest 542 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:07,842 One coughing mother 543 00:42:07,897 --> 00:42:10,096 And one sister at her age of marriage 544 00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,841 Sofa with all springs out 545 00:42:11,876 --> 00:42:14,776 And 24 hours running water from terrace 546 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:18,620 Mother was retired from school and almost tired everytime... 547 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,380 His dad was a postmaster at his age 548 00:42:21,579 --> 00:42:25,280 After paralysis he lost his half body and salary completely.... 549 00:42:25,299 --> 00:42:26,498 And sister!!! 550 00:42:26,765 --> 00:42:28,285 Kammo (Raju's sister) is 28 now... 551 00:42:28,361 --> 00:42:30,461 Asking Maruthi 800 as dowry... 552 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:33,050 If don't study and all how she'll get married? 553 00:42:33,095 --> 00:42:34,814 Take lady's finger curry.. hand jee thank you 554 00:42:34,870 --> 00:42:37,670 You know what? Lady's finger has now become 12 rupees per kg 555 00:42:37,971 --> 00:42:39,271 And cauliflower 10 rupees 556 00:42:39,334 --> 00:42:40,855 World is looting all over 557 00:42:40,923 --> 00:42:44,123 These kind of letters come from college 558 00:42:44,221 --> 00:42:45,540 What will we eat?? 559 00:42:47,145 --> 00:42:48,545 Want paneer? 560 00:42:48,595 --> 00:42:52,097 Someday back you get little of paneer in Goldsmith's shop 561 00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:53,201 Want paneer? 562 00:42:53,241 --> 00:42:54,640 No no enough 563 00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,839 Mom just leave it keep quiet, what? 564 00:42:57,295 --> 00:42:59,114 Ok ok, I'll keep quiet 565 00:43:01,172 --> 00:43:06,492 Earn for kids, work like a servant, and after all these keep mouth shut? 566 00:43:07,630 --> 00:43:12,230 Hey these all our news if I don't tell it to my son, to whom will I say? to his friends? 567 00:43:16,801 --> 00:43:18,201 Hey Raju 568 00:43:19,146 --> 00:43:25,545 It was a big confusion whether we should control our friend or wipe his mother's tears 569 00:43:25,626 --> 00:43:29,027 Then we thought to leave all these matter, and let's concentrate on mattar paneer now, 570 00:43:40,319 --> 00:43:43,118 Even his exhema's cream comes for 55 rupees now 571 00:43:46,136 --> 00:43:47,536 Ewwww... 572 00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:49,447 Want more roti son??? 573 00:43:49,499 --> 00:43:52,000 No no. Done. No. Stomach is filled aunty 574 00:43:59,643 --> 00:44:02,762 Lady's finger 12 rupees and caulli flower 10 rupees hehheee 575 00:44:05,235 --> 00:44:09,036 At least we offered you some food unlike your hungy father 576 00:44:09,103 --> 00:44:10,502 Hitler Qureshi 577 00:44:10,532 --> 00:44:13,532 Huh huh. Your mom is Mother Theresa right? She was serving us itchy roti 578 00:44:13,537 --> 00:44:15,636 Don't make fun of my mother 579 00:44:15,677 --> 00:44:18,479 Hey leave it, why you all fighting? Feeling damn hungry. Come let's go have some food outside 580 00:44:18,495 --> 00:44:21,595 This is the end of month. Who'll give money? His mom, Mother Teresa? 581 00:44:21,673 --> 00:44:25,172 To have food doesn't require money dude, uniform is required uniform 582 00:44:25,732 --> 00:44:27,133 Watch there.. 583 00:44:28,694 --> 00:44:29,815 Come 584 00:44:30,036 --> 00:44:31,156 Come 585 00:44:32,538 --> 00:44:34,357 Namaste jee, namaste 586 00:44:34,377 --> 00:44:35,777 Ooh uncle 587 00:44:39,752 --> 00:44:42,052 Hey, listen, get us 3 glasses of vodka 588 00:44:42,142 --> 00:44:43,962 Half soda half water 589 00:44:44,145 --> 00:44:45,945 What are the starters available? 590 00:44:46,010 --> 00:44:47,510 What ever get us two plates each 591 00:44:47,545 --> 00:44:48,865 And leave this here 592 00:44:48,948 --> 00:44:50,368 And change the music yaar. Put some ghazal or something 593 00:44:50,743 --> 00:44:52,663 Pia what the hell is this? 594 00:44:52,729 --> 00:44:53,849 What have you worn? 595 00:44:53,944 --> 00:44:56,046 Bloody 18th century watch? 596 00:44:56,057 --> 00:44:58,776 What people will say? 597 00:44:58,886 --> 00:45:01,505 Watch Suhas's fiance, she is gonna become doctor, 598 00:45:01,521 --> 00:45:03,720 And she's wearing a watch just costing 200 bucks? 599 00:45:03,889 --> 00:45:05,009 Please take it off. Thank you 600 00:45:05,717 --> 00:45:06,918 Hi handsome 601 00:45:06,939 --> 00:45:08,339 Hey aunty, 602 00:45:08,343 --> 00:45:09,763 You're looking good 603 00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:11,055 Don't miss my set darling 604 00:45:11,387 --> 00:45:12,207 Rubies? 605 00:45:12,286 --> 00:45:13,306 From Mendelaves.. 606 00:45:13,376 --> 00:45:15,197 Mendelave, wow!!! 607 00:45:15,220 --> 00:45:18,020 Hey let's go meet David, come I'll show you, of course, of course 608 00:45:21,208 --> 00:45:22,607 Excuse me 609 00:45:23,817 --> 00:45:24,938 Yes 610 00:45:25,037 --> 00:45:26,437 Um... flowers 611 00:45:27,391 --> 00:45:29,491 Um... Can I take this glass? 612 00:45:29,700 --> 00:45:30,720 Why? 613 00:45:30,808 --> 00:45:33,609 What if you break my head with a glass? 614 00:45:33,615 --> 00:45:35,215 Why should I throw this on you? 615 00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:38,060 Because I'm gonna give you some free advice, 616 00:45:38,651 --> 00:45:39,770 What? 617 00:45:39,777 --> 00:45:41,877 Don't ever marry that fool, 618 00:45:42,514 --> 00:45:43,314 Excuse me 619 00:45:43,415 --> 00:45:45,017 He is not a human, he is just a price tag, price tag 620 00:45:45,111 --> 00:45:48,210 He'll embarrass you telling all prices of different things all your life, 621 00:45:48,499 --> 00:45:51,318 Your life will be spoiled and your future will be finished, 622 00:45:51,522 --> 00:45:53,342 Should I give a demo? 623 00:45:54,479 --> 00:45:56,879 Should I find out what's the price for his shoes? 624 00:45:57,298 --> 00:46:00,797 I'm not gonna ask him, he himself will reveal, just a sec 625 00:46:08,135 --> 00:46:09,255 Oh my God! 626 00:46:09,781 --> 00:46:10,900 Hey hey 627 00:46:10,944 --> 00:46:12,764 What have you done? 628 00:46:12,793 --> 00:46:14,214 These are 300 $ shoes 629 00:46:14,284 --> 00:46:17,084 You dropped mint chutney on my 300 $ shoes! 630 00:46:17,170 --> 00:46:20,269 Run away, it's a free advise, take it or leave it 631 00:46:20,274 --> 00:46:23,075 Genuine Italian leather hand stiched 632 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:28,371 Dad 633 00:46:28,573 --> 00:46:30,393 Are these your guests? 634 00:46:32,732 --> 00:46:34,552 These are my students 635 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:37,079 Why they're here? 636 00:46:39,584 --> 00:46:40,704 One sec 637 00:46:42,347 --> 00:46:45,147 This is really good dude, smelling very good, 638 00:46:45,194 --> 00:46:48,495 Hey no space for puri dude, adjust it by side, ohh 639 00:46:49,477 --> 00:46:50,097 Hi 640 00:46:50,142 --> 00:46:51,162 Hey, hi, 641 00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:54,759 You helped me opening up my eyes, thank you so much 642 00:46:55,932 --> 00:46:58,531 Nothing like that... It was my duty! 643 00:46:58,671 --> 00:47:00,772 can I ask you for a little more help? 644 00:47:00,866 --> 00:47:01,987 Ya ya 645 00:47:02,009 --> 00:47:05,009 My dad won't allow me to break the engagement with Suhas 646 00:47:05,125 --> 00:47:06,945 How great you explain! 647 00:47:07,242 --> 00:47:09,262 It would be good if you give a demo for him also 648 00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,924 Ya ya. Why not, why not? I'll give a demo 649 00:47:11,008 --> 00:47:12,328 Raju get me chutney, 650 00:47:12,554 --> 00:47:14,375 You're really sweet, 651 00:47:14,527 --> 00:47:16,326 Where is he, where is your dad? 652 00:47:16,374 --> 00:47:17,994 Totally behind you, 653 00:47:18,134 --> 00:47:19,254 Ooh 654 00:47:22,918 --> 00:47:23,938 Aal iz well, aal iz well 655 00:47:25,502 --> 00:47:30,202 Run away, it's a free advise. Take it or leave it 656 00:47:30,401 --> 00:47:32,221 What are you all doing here? 657 00:47:32,441 --> 00:47:35,740 Um sir... we'll go on the stage, give this envelope and come sir 658 00:47:36,225 --> 00:47:37,625 Give it to me 659 00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:39,526 This is my sister's marriage 660 00:47:39,546 --> 00:47:41,367 Umm. Sis, sister? 661 00:47:42,758 --> 00:47:45,557 Sir, totally how many daughters do you have, sir? 662 00:47:46,568 --> 00:47:47,887 It's empty! 663 00:47:49,874 --> 00:47:51,975 As though we didn't invite you 664 00:47:52,193 --> 00:47:54,992 You all might be from groom's side right? 665 00:47:55,416 --> 00:47:58,216 No sir. Actually we're from science's side sir 666 00:47:58,608 --> 00:47:59,628 How? 667 00:47:59,817 --> 00:48:00,837 Can you explain? 668 00:48:01,014 --> 00:48:03,115 Dad, he explains really good, 669 00:48:03,127 --> 00:48:05,227 Now he'll give a demo 670 00:48:05,652 --> 00:48:09,973 Um... sir in Delhi, power goes out frequently sir 671 00:48:10,468 --> 00:48:15,165 And this really affects the marriage too sir so I thought to make an inverter 672 00:48:15,213 --> 00:48:17,214 That can generate power from all cars that has come in the marriage, 673 00:48:17,236 --> 00:48:18,156 Ohh 674 00:48:19,128 --> 00:48:20,248 Wow 675 00:48:20,524 --> 00:48:22,624 And did you make the inverter? 676 00:48:22,661 --> 00:48:24,761 Sir, design is ready sir! 677 00:48:26,888 --> 00:48:28,710 Um... Where is the design Farhan? 678 00:48:28,874 --> 00:48:30,574 I've given you the design right? 679 00:48:30,986 --> 00:48:32,205 Aah, I had given it to Raju, 680 00:48:32,238 --> 00:48:33,637 Raju? The design? 681 00:48:36,003 --> 00:48:39,904 Sir, actually, leave it sir, I'll make the inverter itself and show you directly, 682 00:48:39,938 --> 00:48:43,939 You can only make us fool, not an inverter!!! 683 00:48:44,005 --> 00:48:46,825 No sir, I'll surely make the inverter, I promise 684 00:48:46,839 --> 00:48:49,639 And I'll give your name for the inverter 685 00:48:49,701 --> 00:48:54,101 Because after all it had been invented in your daughter's marriage so it's an honour 686 00:48:54,155 --> 00:49:00,155 Farhan, Raju... I wish to meet both of you in the office tomorrow 687 00:49:05,684 --> 00:49:08,386 Sir what was your per plate cost sir, 688 00:49:08,472 --> 00:49:09,592 We'll pay sir 689 00:49:10,006 --> 00:49:12,105 In terms of installment sir 690 00:49:13,356 --> 00:49:15,356 And afterward we won't intrude in any marriage sir 691 00:49:15,383 --> 00:49:17,084 I won't even go into my marriage sir, 692 00:49:17,115 --> 00:49:19,216 Infact I won't even marry sir. Even he won't marry sir 693 00:49:20,004 --> 00:49:22,104 Huh huh, even I won't sir 694 00:49:22,769 --> 00:49:24,868 Even your parents shouldn't have married 695 00:49:26,407 --> 00:49:29,007 2 idiots wouldn't have taken birth in this world 696 00:49:31,726 --> 00:49:33,126 Sit!!!!!!!! 697 00:49:42,818 --> 00:49:43,939 Pay attention... 698 00:49:49,929 --> 00:49:51,049 ?????? 699 00:49:54,417 --> 00:49:57,919 This is Ranchhodas's father's monthly income 700 00:49:58,617 --> 00:50:00,017 2.5 crores rupees, 701 00:50:00,490 --> 00:50:01,890 Now from this, 702 00:50:01,940 --> 00:50:05,261 One, or let it be two zeros if you remove out... 703 00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:08,089 Doesn't make much difference to bother, 704 00:50:08,869 --> 00:50:11,767 But if one more zero is less, 705 00:50:14,162 --> 00:50:15,782 I would worry a little 706 00:50:16,184 --> 00:50:19,784 This is your father's monthly income, Mr.Farhan! 707 00:50:21,024 --> 00:50:22,425 Ye... yes sir, 708 00:50:23,683 --> 00:50:26,983 And now if you make it one more zero less, 709 00:50:28,451 --> 00:50:32,051 Now this is your family income Mr.Raju Rastogi, 710 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,188 Big reason to worry, 711 00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:43,450 Follow Viru Shastrabhuddi's suggestion, change your rooms 712 00:50:43,549 --> 00:50:46,349 And get shifted with Chatur Ramalingam 713 00:50:46,430 --> 00:50:49,429 Exams are closer, and if you are with that Chanchad, 714 00:50:49,476 --> 00:50:51,276 You'll never pass exams! 715 00:51:04,897 --> 00:51:06,996 #..... opera started......# 716 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:12,735 Wanna get shaved? 717 00:51:12,866 --> 00:51:13,766 No sir, 718 00:51:13,802 --> 00:51:15,502 Then get lost! 719 00:51:25,297 --> 00:51:26,996 Raju you try to understand, 720 00:51:27,078 --> 00:51:30,097 VIRUS is playing games between us, divide and rule 721 00:51:30,117 --> 00:51:31,238 Don't get scared, 722 00:51:31,336 --> 00:51:32,656 Had to be scared! 723 00:51:32,716 --> 00:51:36,116 For me to get a good job, I need good grades. And the grades are within his hands 724 00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:39,844 I don't have a rich father like you... Using those money, I could spend the rest of my life 725 00:51:39,927 --> 00:51:41,428 Hey Raju, what non-sense are you telling? 726 00:51:41,438 --> 00:51:44,937 Should we do whatever he says huh? Aal iz well, aal iz well? 727 00:51:45,015 --> 00:51:45,914 You'll be the only one who's gonna catch his tail not me, 728 00:51:46,955 --> 00:51:48,054 Now you're crossing the line 729 00:51:48,103 --> 00:51:52,105 No. I'm making line in between, because I have to support my family! 730 00:51:53,475 --> 00:51:56,995 Mom's half salary has been spend on dad's medicines 731 00:51:57,189 --> 00:51:59,189 Sister's marriage is not happening, 732 00:51:59,231 --> 00:52:02,732 As the groom wants maruthi 800 733 00:52:04,623 --> 00:52:06,442 from past 5 years 734 00:52:06,578 --> 00:52:09,378 Mom didn't even buy one saree 735 00:52:11,348 --> 00:52:14,548 yaar... Now in this argument... If you are getting mother's saree in between... What can I say? 736 00:52:14,662 --> 00:52:17,981 yaar... so like that how many sarees are reserved for one year? heheh 737 00:52:18,245 --> 00:52:20,346 Don't make fun of my mother, 738 00:52:20,577 --> 00:52:22,897 Hey Raju we will study, with complete dedication we'll study, 739 00:52:22,921 --> 00:52:24,820 But not only to pass exams, 740 00:52:25,181 --> 00:52:29,383 Some great scholar has said, "never study to be successful, study for self efficiency" 741 00:52:30,033 --> 00:52:31,453 Don't run behind success, 742 00:52:31,564 --> 00:52:32,263 Excellence 743 00:52:32,451 --> 00:52:33,471 Follow behind excellence 744 00:52:33,531 --> 00:52:35,531 Success will come all way behind you, 745 00:52:36,271 --> 00:52:37,871 Who? The great scholar said this? 746 00:52:38,010 --> 00:52:39,832 BABA Ranchhodas??? 747 00:52:43,446 --> 00:52:44,466 Hey hey. Don't take tension yaar 748 00:52:44,531 --> 00:52:46,531 We'll top the exams yaar, nothing is impossible! 749 00:52:46,571 --> 00:52:47,591 Nothing is impossible? Huh? 750 00:52:50,952 --> 00:52:51,752 Take this 751 00:52:51,996 --> 00:52:54,217 Now put this back, k! 752 00:52:55,684 --> 00:52:57,784 Raju changed his train's bogey 753 00:52:57,986 --> 00:53:00,305 Now he started the journey (saffar) with Chatur, 754 00:53:00,472 --> 00:53:02,292 Not the "saffar" in Hindi, 755 00:53:02,297 --> 00:53:03,416 English's SUFFER 756 00:53:03,767 --> 00:53:04,287 S 757 00:53:04,303 --> 00:53:04,823 SU 758 00:53:04,865 --> 00:53:05,185 SUF 759 00:53:05,187 --> 00:53:05,707 SUFF 760 00:53:05,803 --> 00:53:06,123 SUFFE 761 00:53:06,161 --> 00:53:06,681 SUFFER 762 00:53:06,738 --> 00:53:07,639 SUFFER hehhehe 763 00:53:07,722 --> 00:53:09,142 Everyone calls Chatur as "Silencer" 764 00:53:09,146 --> 00:53:11,146 To make his mind even more sharper, 765 00:53:11,243 --> 00:53:13,443 he used to eat some bengali BABA's PAN, 766 00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:16,742 and he used to leave his HOT AIR!!!! 767 00:53:18,117 --> 00:53:19,517 I didn't do it! 768 00:53:19,572 --> 00:53:20,971 Raju.... 769 00:53:21,062 --> 00:53:24,261 and he always put the blame on others! 770 00:53:24,316 --> 00:53:27,316 SILENCER used to mug up 18 hours a day 771 00:53:27,329 --> 00:53:30,650 and during exam's night, he used to distract others from study 772 00:53:30,771 --> 00:53:33,791 #.... ooh baby.... come on baby ye.....# 773 00:53:34,092 --> 00:53:37,692 he believed in two ways of topping exams 774 00:53:37,724 --> 00:53:43,724 one is to get marks by yourself, or try reducing other's marks 775 00:53:44,293 --> 00:53:50,293 Rancho has made the combined plan to teach Silencer a lesson and to help Raju, 776 00:53:51,599 --> 00:53:58,320 Our director sir has done much miracle here, 777 00:53:58,343 --> 00:53:59,343 Chamatkaar (miracle) means.... 778 00:53:59,407 --> 00:54:03,906 I don't want the meaning Dubey Jee, I'll memorize it.... 779 00:54:04,879 --> 00:54:08,381 Chatur has been chosen to present introductory speech on teacher's day 780 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:14,103 He wrote speech in pure Hindi from librarian Dubey Jee to impress VIRUS, 781 00:54:15,770 --> 00:54:16,890 Hello, 782 00:54:17,212 --> 00:54:18,212 yes, will call, 783 00:54:18,444 --> 00:54:20,264 Chatur, you have a call 784 00:54:20,404 --> 00:54:23,604 Dubey Jee, please keep this print out with you, I'll come back sometime, 785 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:27,314 ooh, even do that work also... 786 00:54:31,077 --> 00:54:32,277 Hey Dubey Jee! 787 00:54:32,387 --> 00:54:35,689 director sir has remembered you, ya now 788 00:54:35,884 --> 00:54:40,402 ok, you give this to Chatur, I'll come back now 789 00:54:44,195 --> 00:54:45,516 hello, hello 790 00:54:45,794 --> 00:54:47,214 hello Mr.Ramalingam, 791 00:54:47,332 --> 00:54:48,452 yes 792 00:54:48,473 --> 00:54:51,273 ya I'm calling from Lajpat Nagar police station, 793 00:54:51,314 --> 00:54:52,934 Are you from Uganda? 794 00:54:53,018 --> 00:54:54,019 Yes sir, 795 00:54:54,140 --> 00:54:56,839 Hmm. Your life is under risk, 796 00:54:57,156 --> 00:54:58,556 what how? 797 00:54:58,808 --> 00:55:01,807 Umm... Listen to my instructions carefullly 798 00:55:02,203 --> 00:55:06,304 Else when you step out from the college gate you'll face death in centre of road itself, 799 00:55:06,389 --> 00:55:08,009 Why? What happened? 800 00:55:08,042 --> 00:55:10,142 By the time Chatur recovers from this shock, 801 00:55:10,296 --> 00:55:13,297 Before that Rancho changed a few words in the speech 802 00:55:13,399 --> 00:55:14,399 like..... 803 00:55:14,449 --> 00:55:17,249 Chamathkaar [=miracle] has become Balathkaar [=rape] 804 00:55:17,339 --> 00:55:18,858 Did you call me sir? 805 00:55:18,896 --> 00:55:20,296 who are you? 806 00:55:20,304 --> 00:55:22,124 Dubey the librarian, 807 00:55:23,345 --> 00:55:25,164 I'm permenant sir, 808 00:55:25,741 --> 00:55:26,961 CONGRATULATIONS!! 809 00:55:27,737 --> 00:55:28,657 Um... one min, one min 810 00:55:28,756 --> 00:55:30,475 Commisioner sir's call, hold on, 811 00:55:30,557 --> 00:55:32,378 Excuse me sir... 812 00:55:37,696 --> 00:55:39,516 Take the phone. Take it. What to say? 813 00:55:40,952 --> 00:55:43,373 Ya ya, where was I? 814 00:55:43,496 --> 00:55:45,695 You were telling, outside gate, my death 815 00:55:46,402 --> 00:55:51,422 Huh! When you go out the gate, you a see a signal in front of you 816 00:55:51,466 --> 00:55:53,787 Traffic signal! Huh okay, okay... 817 00:55:54,592 --> 00:55:57,491 When that signal becomes red, 818 00:55:58,010 --> 00:56:00,130 all vehicle will stop, 819 00:56:00,194 --> 00:56:01,595 okay, okay then 820 00:56:01,646 --> 00:56:03,746 then you cross the road carefully, 821 00:56:04,036 --> 00:56:06,836 you know why son, nowadays' traffic is huge 822 00:56:06,884 --> 00:56:09,904 so if any vehicle hits you or somethin, you might die 823 00:56:11,076 --> 00:56:13,175 what non-sense I know that! 824 00:56:13,351 --> 00:56:16,550 Oh you know that, very good son, then you are safe. well done, well done. 825 00:56:16,608 --> 00:56:18,707 #......became a fool.......# 826 00:56:22,777 --> 00:56:24,997 Hey SILENCER!!! Dubey has given you this, 827 00:56:25,029 --> 00:56:27,830 Hey you don't call me that CHANCHAD, 828 00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:29,800 CHANCHAD 829 00:56:32,015 --> 00:56:34,814 Director told me that he didn't call me, 830 00:56:34,911 --> 00:56:37,910 He didn't call you, I said that he remembered you! 831 00:56:38,930 --> 00:56:40,331 Idiots... 832 00:56:47,421 --> 00:56:49,621 Respected teachers, 833 00:56:51,658 --> 00:56:55,957 Chief guest minister Shri RD Tripati Ji, 834 00:56:56,551 --> 00:57:00,952 Students and dear friends... 835 00:57:01,749 --> 00:57:06,849 Today if ICE is touching sky high limits, 836 00:57:07,426 --> 00:57:11,627 then the credit goes to only one man 837 00:57:11,940 --> 00:57:14,239 Shri Viru Shastrabhuddi 838 00:57:14,326 --> 00:57:15,446 Give him a hand, 839 00:57:15,454 --> 00:57:17,875 Sir he's saying it... 840 00:57:17,913 --> 00:57:19,934 but every word is mine 841 00:57:20,113 --> 00:57:22,212 he is a great guy, really you are, 842 00:57:23,740 --> 00:57:26,859 for the past 32 years he had continuosly 843 00:57:27,284 --> 00:57:28,886 in this college, 844 00:57:28,893 --> 00:57:31,793 has done rapes after rapes,,, 845 00:57:33,976 --> 00:57:36,476 this means... miracles upon miracles 846 00:57:36,512 --> 00:57:39,412 hope he continues to do so 847 00:57:41,723 --> 00:57:43,443 We're all amazed... 848 00:57:43,674 --> 00:57:48,875 how a person of his age can do these many rapes? 849 00:57:52,160 --> 00:57:54,260 with his extreme self discipline... 850 00:57:54,488 --> 00:57:57,789 he has made himself this capable 851 00:58:00,697 --> 00:58:02,717 right usage of time 852 00:58:02,905 --> 00:58:05,905 attention to details... 853 00:58:05,972 --> 00:58:07,994 Everyone, learn from him, 854 00:58:09,588 --> 00:58:11,586 learn from him, learn from him... 855 00:58:11,621 --> 00:58:13,441 Sit down. Sit down 856 00:58:15,038 --> 00:58:17,639 Today... We're all students here. 857 00:58:18,202 --> 00:58:21,203 Tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries 858 00:58:21,255 --> 00:58:23,075 I promise you all 859 00:58:23,114 --> 00:58:27,314 Whichever country we visit... we'll rape!!! 860 00:58:30,773 --> 00:58:33,874 We'll enlighten the name of ICE!!! 861 00:58:39,277 --> 00:58:41,097 We'll show everyone, 862 00:58:41,474 --> 00:58:46,875 The capability to perform rape that students have here 863 00:58:47,137 --> 00:58:50,256 No other student across the globe has it!!! 864 00:58:52,607 --> 00:58:55,408 No other student, no other student! 865 00:58:57,442 --> 00:58:59,261 Respected minister.. 866 00:58:59,310 --> 00:59:00,710 Namaskar 867 00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:04,292 You have given that thing for this institution.... 868 00:59:04,615 --> 00:59:07,915 That we needed the most... 869 00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:09,520 Money money!!! 870 00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:10,999 Tits 871 00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:16,751 Not that.... That means **** 872 00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:18,978 What kind of offensive speach is this? 873 00:59:19,267 --> 00:59:21,867 Everyone has tits... 874 00:59:22,378 --> 00:59:24,479 But keep them for themselves... 875 00:59:25,686 --> 00:59:27,785 Nobody shares... 876 00:59:30,659 --> 00:59:31,259 eeaan eaan??? 877 00:59:31,339 --> 00:59:32,259 This guy is too vulgar 878 00:59:32,287 --> 00:59:38,009 You have placed your tits in the hands of this rapist 879 00:59:39,893 --> 00:59:41,513 Now let us see, 880 00:59:41,610 --> 00:59:44,531 What he does with them... 881 00:59:44,627 --> 00:59:47,427 Shastrabhuddi, don't you have so much of brains 882 00:59:47,766 --> 00:59:49,166 Indecent guy... 883 00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:59,012 On this golden occasion, I'd like to quote a shlok... 884 00:59:59,065 --> 01:00:02,466 listen listen... now he'll explain the farting strength gradation in sanskrit 885 01:00:02,500 --> 01:00:06,400 Utthamam dadhdadaath paadam [ when I fart loudest is at its best (like motor vehicle)... ] 886 01:00:06,402 --> 01:00:08,000 paadam?!? [ =fart ] ooh Silencer!!!... 887 01:00:08,123 --> 01:00:12,623 Madyam paadam..... tuchuka tuchuk. [ without full pressure it comes like thuchuka thuchuk (the sound of train) ] 888 01:00:13,230 --> 01:00:19,500 kanishtam thud thudiya paadam [ with controlled pressure it sounds thud thudi (sound of a sirene)... ] 889 01:00:19,642 --> 01:00:28,744 sur suriiee.... praana gatakam... [ but the silent ones are breath of life (aka silent killers)... ] 890 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,255 see, without understanding if you cram things, this will be the result, see see 891 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:40,840 By cramming, you can save 4 years of your college life.. 892 01:00:41,259 --> 01:00:44,859 but for the next 40 years of your life, you'll go on getting raped... 893 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:49,650 aare yaar, we're explaining him so much.. but still he doesn't seem to get it. 894 01:00:54,259 --> 01:00:56,359 madyam paadam thuchuk thuchuk... 895 01:00:57,441 --> 01:00:59,261 unbelievable yaar.... 896 01:00:59,269 --> 01:01:00,390 You done the right point.. Rancho 897 01:01:02,558 --> 01:01:04,378 how fun it was...... hehe 898 01:01:04,446 --> 01:01:07,244 poor fellow didn't had any idea...... 899 01:01:07,356 --> 01:01:08,756 hey you hey 900 01:01:08,848 --> 01:01:10,049 you swines.. 901 01:01:10,098 --> 01:01:11,918 in what way have I harmed you?? 902 01:01:12,011 --> 01:01:13,411 eheh ehe 903 01:01:13,939 --> 01:01:16,740 hey sorry dude don't take it personally, 904 01:01:16,825 --> 01:01:18,445 I'll take it personally, 905 01:01:18,526 --> 01:01:21,827 Chatur Ramalingam is not gonna forget this insult, 906 01:01:21,883 --> 01:01:25,481 I'll think of it every minute, every sec of my life 907 01:01:25,669 --> 01:01:29,170 dude leave it, acttually we were giving demo for Raju... 908 01:01:29,192 --> 01:01:31,012 that don't cram things and study. 909 01:01:31,085 --> 01:01:33,305 understand and study..enjoy the beauty of science yaar 910 01:01:33,325 --> 01:01:35,845 I'm not here to enjoy... 911 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:40,543 Then what?... Are you here to rape? Or have you come here to rape science!...tuchuk tuchuk!! 912 01:01:40,599 --> 01:01:43,399 laugh...!!! laugh on my methods.. 913 01:01:43,491 --> 01:01:46,391 one day using this methods... 914 01:01:46,404 --> 01:01:49,005 I'll become successful and show everyone 915 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,579 and then I'll laugh... and you'll cry!! 916 01:01:52,612 --> 01:01:55,612 yaar, you're boarding the wrong train again 917 01:01:55,934 --> 01:01:58,035 don't run behind success...... 918 01:01:58,131 --> 01:02:00,431 become such great engineer that success follows you... 919 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:04,649 these ideals don't work in the real world CHANCHAD 920 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:09,524 You board your train... and I'll board mine 921 01:02:09,635 --> 01:02:13,534 and after 10 years from now... We'll come back to this same station 922 01:02:14,101 --> 01:02:15,520 on this same date, 923 01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:18,532 we'll see whose more successful!!! 924 01:02:19,395 --> 01:02:20,515 you? 925 01:02:20,848 --> 01:02:22,267 or me! 926 01:02:22,287 --> 01:02:23,687 do you dare...? 927 01:02:24,029 --> 01:02:25,349 do you dare...??? 928 01:02:25,573 --> 01:02:27,373 then let's bet....tell me 929 01:02:27,386 --> 01:02:28,086 will you come..? 930 01:02:28,117 --> 01:02:28,817 will you come..?? 931 01:02:28,997 --> 01:02:30,698 will you come..??? 932 01:02:31,239 --> 01:02:33,259 what are you doing yaar? 933 01:02:33,278 --> 01:02:35,378 what has happened to him?! 934 01:02:38,299 --> 01:02:40,118 what is he writing yaar?? 935 01:02:46,308 --> 01:02:50,328 don't forget this date... 936 01:02:56,715 --> 01:02:59,514 I'm not used to such expensive gifts, Suhas! 937 01:02:59,613 --> 01:03:03,111 Get used to it Pia.. You're gonna be Suhas tandon's wife!! 938 01:03:03,151 --> 01:03:04,971 Where's the bill man? 939 01:03:08,405 --> 01:03:10,225 I'll be back huh! 940 01:03:18,931 --> 01:03:21,931 You had changed the speech right?... Don't lie! 941 01:03:22,704 --> 01:03:24,104 Ooh... Umm... Yeah. 942 01:03:24,191 --> 01:03:26,092 what problem do you have with my dad, huh? 943 01:03:26,191 --> 01:03:27,210 I don't have any problem with him. 944 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:29,720 I'm making an inverter on his name... see this 945 01:03:29,834 --> 01:03:30,754 ooh... 946 01:03:32,498 --> 01:03:34,500 broke it! 947 01:03:34,514 --> 01:03:36,414 why are you behind my dad, huh? 948 01:03:36,456 --> 01:03:38,256 because he's not running a college, but a factory. 949 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:40,172 where donkeys are manufactured every year.... 950 01:03:40,261 --> 01:03:43,261 See... See over there... Your donkey 951 01:03:50,714 --> 01:03:52,213 How dare you call him a donkey!! 952 01:03:52,285 --> 01:03:53,285 Then what else should I call him? 953 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:57,976 First he did engineering... then MBA... and after that he went to America to work for a bank... heeeh 954 01:03:58,004 --> 01:04:00,304 If he had to work in a bank only, then why did he do engineering? 955 01:04:00,306 --> 01:04:03,306 for such donkeys... life only means profit or loss statement... 956 01:04:03,320 --> 01:04:05,520 he's seeing there's profit being with you, that's why he's with you 957 01:04:05,606 --> 01:04:09,606 you, director's daughter whose gonna be a doctor, it's good for his image etc etc 958 01:04:09,723 --> 01:04:12,024 He has no attachment with you... 959 01:04:12,355 --> 01:04:14,256 what do you think of yourself? 960 01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:16,870 what do you mean by saying Suhas is not interested in me? 961 01:04:16,948 --> 01:04:20,446 aare... you bought new watch?... one minute... hold this 962 01:04:20,943 --> 01:04:23,044 I have to show you demo everytime... 963 01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:25,161 Hey Suhas! 964 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:28,729 where were you?... I've been looking for you! 965 01:04:28,755 --> 01:04:30,555 she lost her watch yaar... she's searching for it... 966 01:04:30,652 --> 01:04:32,152 what!?!?... You lost the watch??? 967 01:04:32,219 --> 01:04:33,720 aare leave it yaar... get a new one 968 01:04:33,765 --> 01:04:35,564 aare it cost 4 lakhs..... 969 01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:39,067 4 lakhs!?!... mine cost only 150 yaar but shows the same time 970 01:04:39,115 --> 01:04:40,214 Oh shut up! 971 01:04:40,234 --> 01:04:43,655 how could you be so careless Pia? This careless attitude is disgusting 972 01:04:43,732 --> 01:04:44,752 It's disrespectful 973 01:04:44,804 --> 01:04:47,604 that was a limited edition watch you just lost! 974 01:04:47,619 --> 01:04:51,540 You got it 4 free... so that's it... Now you wear your 18th century watch at dinner. 975 01:04:51,838 --> 01:04:53,938 what?... what are you staring at? 976 01:04:55,030 --> 01:04:59,029 huh... Now you'll start crying. Real mature Pia 977 01:04:59,445 --> 01:05:03,946 I can't handle this... Now stop crying and search!! 978 01:05:16,229 --> 01:05:19,729 seach for some other hand for this watch... donkey!!! 979 01:05:25,110 --> 01:05:28,310 hey.. You're solid yaar.. You said donkey to him on his face! 980 01:05:28,400 --> 01:05:29,500 get lost!! 981 01:05:29,570 --> 01:05:31,371 yaar it's too much noisy here right..? 982 01:05:31,432 --> 01:05:33,132 she's saying thank you to me, but I hear it as get lost 983 01:05:33,161 --> 01:05:34,681 I said get lost only! 984 01:05:34,743 --> 01:05:36,042 aare yaar, why're you getting so angry? 985 01:05:36,050 --> 01:05:38,970 do you know... actually you never had loved him at all! 986 01:05:39,053 --> 01:05:40,454 what do you mean? 987 01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:42,480 means... whenever he comes in front of you.. 988 01:05:42,525 --> 01:05:48,825 have you ever felt like wind is blowing..or dupatta/veil is flying in slow motion?? 989 01:05:48,850 --> 01:05:51,251 or the moon looks even bigger in the sky....? 990 01:05:51,346 --> 01:05:53,846 such things only happens in a film, not in real life! 991 01:05:53,894 --> 01:05:56,892 aare no-no..it happens in real life also....if you love a human, it'll happen... 992 01:05:56,906 --> 01:05:58,906 it doesn't happen with donkeys 993 01:05:59,729 --> 01:06:01,549 #.... phone ringing...# 994 01:06:03,199 --> 01:06:05,600 hello!!..ya 995 01:06:07,366 --> 01:06:08,386 what??.. 996 01:06:08,997 --> 01:06:09,997 Oh God!!.. 997 01:06:10,293 --> 01:06:12,392 ok ok..I'm coming..ya bye bye 998 01:06:14,139 --> 01:06:16,238 hey.. You're a medical student right? 999 01:06:16,315 --> 01:06:19,117 I need your help... It's an emergency. Please, please! 1000 01:06:19,244 --> 01:06:20,864 Come with me. Please 1001 01:06:20,864 --> 01:06:23,464 aare yaar.. You doctors take an oath that you'll never say no to a patient! 1002 01:06:23,512 --> 01:06:26,312 what do you call it: hippocratic oath? 1003 01:06:26,323 --> 01:06:29,323 yaar help me yaar... please... it's an emergency... please 1004 01:06:31,819 --> 01:06:34,818 You barged into my sister's engagement, you broke my engagement 1005 01:06:34,902 --> 01:06:37,703 Dad is taking BP pills because of you 1006 01:06:37,711 --> 01:06:39,811 and I'm helping you over here 1007 01:06:40,698 --> 01:06:41,698 unbelivable!! 1008 01:06:42,953 --> 01:06:46,652 this hippocratics... it has just ruined doctor's life! 1009 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,743 aunty, where is Raju? 1010 01:06:52,779 --> 01:06:54,980 he's gone to get a taxi... we called for an ambulance two hours ago. 1011 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:58,701 our country is so weird... there is a guarantee for pizza to arrive in 30 mins... but an ambulance! 1012 01:06:58,882 --> 01:07:00,981 He must be hospitalised... Urgently! 1013 01:07:14,091 --> 01:07:15,491 Hey stop man! 1014 01:07:17,231 --> 01:07:19,752 Move..move..move..move 1015 01:07:23,706 --> 01:07:25,526 move..move..move..move 1016 01:07:28,477 --> 01:07:31,276 Doctor..doctor.. emergency..emergency.. 1017 01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:33,459 Patient 1018 01:07:38,668 --> 01:07:40,488 keep this with you. 1019 01:07:40,812 --> 01:07:41,712 Hey Raju 1020 01:07:41,714 --> 01:07:43,814 Idiot, you brought dad on a scooter? 1021 01:07:44,462 --> 01:07:46,764 Then should I have sent him through a speed-post? 1022 01:07:46,832 --> 01:07:48,631 Don't get into my dad's profession! 1023 01:07:48,692 --> 01:07:50,511 where?... where is dad? 1024 01:07:50,792 --> 01:07:52,611 ask the doctor!!! 1025 01:07:52,847 --> 01:07:53,847 this was a close call Pia... 1026 01:07:53,938 --> 01:07:55,959 If it would've been late by 2 or 2.5 hours, then we would have lost him 1027 01:07:55,974 --> 01:08:01,375 good that you did not wait for an ambulance and got him on a scooter, I'll go now..if there is any problem..call me ok..bye 1028 01:08:08,947 --> 01:08:10,767 Rancho.... 1029 01:08:10,779 --> 01:08:12,179 Thank you yaar! 1030 01:08:13,445 --> 01:08:15,146 Idiot, are you saying thank you to a friend...? 1031 01:08:15,179 --> 01:08:17,978 is that Silencer teaching you manners? huh? 1032 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:21,510 Didn't he tell you?... Friendship is the biggest sthan of a human! 1033 01:08:23,051 --> 01:08:25,852 Go go.. Now go... You guys have exam tomorrow, right? 1034 01:08:25,932 --> 01:08:29,431 aare there are a lot of exams... but dad is mostly only one. 1035 01:08:29,489 --> 01:08:32,989 now we'll take the post master sir and go only then!! 1036 01:08:40,725 --> 01:08:45,146 Rancho..forgive me yaar..i was frightened! 1037 01:08:45,184 --> 01:08:47,284 Enough..enough.sshhh..quiet..quiet 1038 01:08:49,775 --> 01:08:51,775 Forgive me. 1039 01:08:54,374 --> 01:08:55,774 Enough. Quiet! 1040 01:08:58,661 --> 01:09:00,061 Enough. Quiet! 1041 01:09:00,483 --> 01:09:04,983 Go... meet dad... And don't go with such a gloomy face 1042 01:09:06,689 --> 01:09:07,808 Go 1043 01:09:10,055 --> 01:09:11,455 Thanks yaar 1044 01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:12,659 Go 1045 01:09:16,526 --> 01:09:19,526 #..... he was our pal......# 1046 01:09:21,866 --> 01:09:25,365 Your Scooty saved a life today... It's nice. 1047 01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:26,917 How much is it? 1048 01:09:26,963 --> 01:09:29,262 Put chutney and see. Might be, it'll say 1049 01:09:29,332 --> 01:09:30,452 aaaaaaeeeee.... 1050 01:09:32,079 --> 01:09:34,079 Hey. Happy Independence Day.... 1051 01:09:34,104 --> 01:09:35,804 But today is not August 15th 1052 01:09:35,809 --> 01:09:39,310 But it is so for you. Now you can wear your mom's watch whenever you want! 1053 01:09:39,310 --> 01:09:42,810 Nobody will say why have you worn a 18th century watch and all that! 1054 01:09:42,856 --> 01:09:43,976 bye 1055 01:09:44,100 --> 01:09:45,220 hey 1056 01:09:46,719 --> 01:09:49,519 how do you know that it was my mom's watch? 1057 01:09:49,885 --> 01:09:53,386 in a sister's wedding. if a girl is nicely dressed head to toe 1058 01:09:53,399 --> 01:09:56,898 except for an old watch in the hand, what does it mean? 1059 01:09:58,294 --> 01:10:02,095 on that day, you were missing your mom a lot, right? 1060 01:10:04,051 --> 01:10:05,170 yes 1061 01:10:06,142 --> 01:10:08,942 Your mom must have been very beautiful, right? 1062 01:10:09,855 --> 01:10:12,875 yes, how do you know? 1063 01:10:12,962 --> 01:10:14,782 have you seen your dad? 1064 01:10:14,834 --> 01:10:19,034 life is a race..... if you don't run fast.... you'll be like a broken egg of the cuckoo bird 1065 01:11:58,015 --> 01:12:01,934 today we'll teach you how to prepare chutney 1066 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,718 this chutney is very useful, 1067 01:12:03,781 --> 01:12:07,281 this is not only to have, but its really useful to understand people too. 1068 01:12:07,727 --> 01:12:10,448 now the bad time has gone for you... 1069 01:12:10,485 --> 01:12:13,085 now you can leave donkeys and start loving humans 1070 01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:15,955 time is perfect for starting love.... 1071 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:22,559 temperature is constant... and the climate is clear and clean.... 1072 01:12:22,585 --> 01:12:26,086 and if you felt love for someone... sure it's gonna rain on you... 1073 01:14:32,460 --> 01:14:34,280 hello... wake up! 1074 01:14:35,574 --> 01:14:37,174 what... Uncle passed away or what! what? 1075 01:14:37,185 --> 01:14:38,585 no stupid! 1076 01:14:38,823 --> 01:14:41,825 its already 8:30.. at 9:00,the exam starts.. You wanna go or not! 1077 01:14:42,023 --> 01:14:44,522 aare yaar... how can you leave him alone here and go! 1078 01:14:44,704 --> 01:14:47,303 I'm there, doctors are there.. And its only a matter of 3 hours 1079 01:14:47,313 --> 01:14:50,314 C'mon... take my scooter and go... Now come on go... it's getting late 1080 01:14:50,332 --> 01:14:51,452 hey!! 1081 01:14:55,050 --> 01:14:57,550 why have you worn an old watch! 1082 01:15:03,036 --> 01:15:04,156 Go!! 1083 01:15:21,385 --> 01:15:24,185 sorry sir... we were late... emergency! 1084 01:15:29,319 --> 01:15:31,139 settle down there! 1085 01:15:34,869 --> 01:15:36,969 sir, they are still writing! 1086 01:15:37,477 --> 01:15:39,298 Hello... time up! 1087 01:15:39,967 --> 01:15:43,968 Sir... 5 minutes sir. We were half-an hour late! it was an emergency sir..please please 1088 01:15:44,044 --> 01:15:48,045 Examiner looked at us like we asked for both his kidneys!! 1089 01:15:48,570 --> 01:15:50,669 but we still continued to write 1090 01:15:50,867 --> 01:15:54,366 while he was busy arranging papers according to roll numbers 1091 01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:03,530 it's over sir 1092 01:16:03,617 --> 01:16:06,717 you're late!.. I can't take your papers 1093 01:16:07,098 --> 01:16:08,499 sir, please sir 1094 01:16:11,638 --> 01:16:13,738 sir, do you know, who we are? 1095 01:16:14,190 --> 01:16:18,790 even if you are prime minister's son, I won't accept your paper! 1096 01:16:19,594 --> 01:16:22,595 Sir, do you know our names and roll numbers?? 1097 01:16:23,542 --> 01:16:26,863 No... who are you guys? 1098 01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:29,446 You don't know... then.. run run run run 1099 01:16:30,857 --> 01:16:33,458 hey... what's your roll number? 1100 01:16:33,494 --> 01:16:35,895 where is it? 1101 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,180 where is his paper? 1102 01:16:39,336 --> 01:16:40,736 aaaahhh! 1103 01:16:43,336 --> 01:16:45,638 today the results were gonna come 1104 01:16:45,741 --> 01:16:49,841 scared and innocent!... all were busy striking a deal with God 1105 01:16:49,862 --> 01:16:52,761 God... please save me with electronics, I'll break coconuts! 1106 01:16:52,848 --> 01:16:57,268 Oh snake-god!... Save my physics... I shall send one litre of milk everyday! 1107 01:16:57,315 --> 01:17:00,616 Oh cow-god! Just... just get me passing marks 1108 01:17:00,634 --> 01:17:05,635 God. I'll treat Malati and Sangeeta like my sisters. Please save my results 1109 01:17:05,652 --> 01:17:09,650 God. God. I'll offer 100RS per month. Surely God! Promise! 1110 01:17:09,735 --> 01:17:15,136 Nowadays, traffic constables don't accept 100RS. As if God would fall for it! 1111 01:17:15,610 --> 01:17:18,410 Check... check... check from below... check from below 1112 01:17:18,648 --> 01:17:20,948 It's yours yaar. In the last... 1113 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:23,740 and yours? 1114 01:17:25,568 --> 01:17:27,467 second last! 1115 01:17:27,978 --> 01:17:29,777 and Rancho? 1116 01:17:33,686 --> 01:17:35,706 It's not there yaar! 1117 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:37,185 My heart sank, 1118 01:17:37,545 --> 01:17:42,145 Not because we were last but because our friend had failed! 1119 01:17:42,409 --> 01:17:43,109 Not possible. 1120 01:17:43,201 --> 01:17:43,621 It's fine Chatur 1121 01:17:43,706 --> 01:17:46,506 There is a mistake!..it's not possible! 1122 01:17:46,514 --> 01:17:49,314 This is injustice..injustice..Oh God!! 1123 01:17:51,321 --> 01:17:54,322 Why is this idiot Silencer shouting so much? 1124 01:17:54,862 --> 01:17:55,981 He has come second... 1125 01:17:56,241 --> 01:17:59,360 Idiot... whose first then? 1126 01:18:00,363 --> 01:18:01,484 Rancho! 1127 01:18:04,563 --> 01:18:07,063 Rancho...idiot.. 1128 01:18:07,799 --> 01:18:09,619 Move... move yaar 1129 01:18:12,923 --> 01:18:16,023 we learnt something about human behaviour that day 1130 01:18:16,091 --> 01:18:18,011 if your friend fails, you feel sad!.. 1131 01:18:18,052 --> 01:18:21,551 but if your friend comes first.. You feel even more sad! 1132 01:18:21,594 --> 01:18:22,794 on that day..we were sad.. 1133 01:18:22,794 --> 01:18:26,694 but there were two more people who were sadder than us 1134 01:18:26,774 --> 01:18:30,274 Ranchhoddas Chanchad..first row..right of the director! 1135 01:18:30,904 --> 01:18:33,704 Uday Sinha... second row... third seat! 1136 01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:38,142 Alok Mittal... second row... fifth seat! hey! 1137 01:18:42,064 --> 01:18:45,363 Sir... is it compulsory to sit acccording to our ranks? 1138 01:18:45,414 --> 01:18:46,913 why, do you have any problem? 1139 01:18:46,997 --> 01:18:49,496 sir, I have problem with entire grading system itself! 1140 01:18:49,572 --> 01:18:54,174 It's like the caste-system sir! A grade students - kings, C grade students - slaves! 1141 01:18:54,207 --> 01:18:55,627 it's not nice sir! 1142 01:18:55,798 --> 01:18:57,898 do you have a better idea for this? 1143 01:18:57,905 --> 01:18:59,725 yes sir, I do have! 1144 01:18:59,783 --> 01:19:02,784 results should not be put up on a notice board.... 1145 01:19:02,805 --> 01:19:06,704 why should we exhibit someone's weakness in front of all? 1146 01:19:06,722 --> 01:19:10,222 now sir... if in your blood test, the haemoglobin count is less.,. 1147 01:19:10,229 --> 01:19:13,729 will the doctor give you tonic... or put up your report on the TV? 1148 01:19:14,167 --> 01:19:15,567 You see sir!? 1149 01:19:15,655 --> 01:19:21,956 so basically what you're saying is I must go to each one's room one-by-one and say results in their ears! 1150 01:19:23,012 --> 01:19:26,811 You've come first. You've come second. I'm so sorry, you failed! 1151 01:19:29,603 --> 01:19:31,702 No sir, I didn't mean that way 1152 01:19:31,740 --> 01:19:34,540 but the thing is..grade creates divide..divide 1153 01:19:35,799 --> 01:19:37,699 now see..I've come first so I'm sitting with you.. 1154 01:19:37,774 --> 01:19:40,375 Whereas my friends have come last. So they are seated in the last row... In a corner 1155 01:19:40,405 --> 01:19:44,905 At least they are sitting in a corner now. If they continue being with you, next year they won't even be in the photo! 1156 01:19:44,934 --> 01:19:47,934 neither will they pass, nor any company will give them jobs! 1157 01:19:47,982 --> 01:19:49,803 sir, they'll find a job some how sir.... 1158 01:19:49,817 --> 01:19:54,016 there will be at least few companies.. which hire people and not machines for work! 1159 01:19:55,147 --> 01:19:58,647 it's not like that sir..they'll find a job.. I guarentee 1160 01:19:59,309 --> 01:20:02,109 Oh.. You guarentee it.. You guarantee it! 1161 01:20:02,131 --> 01:20:03,530 You want to bet? 1162 01:20:06,933 --> 01:20:08,733 Govind.... 1163 01:20:11,998 --> 01:20:15,898 if even one among those two get a job in the campus interview.. 1164 01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:18,366 then shave my moustache! 1165 01:20:18,518 --> 01:20:19,918 ok sir!! 1166 01:20:21,396 --> 01:20:22,515 happy? 1167 01:20:24,932 --> 01:20:26,332 happy sir! 1168 01:20:30,060 --> 01:20:31,580 woahhhh!!!!.. 1169 01:20:31,669 --> 01:20:34,470 by using car's horn.. You wanna hide your horn..idiot! 1170 01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:37,321 Idiot... Septic tank... You had the churan again...? 1171 01:20:37,358 --> 01:20:38,378 I didn't do it. 1172 01:20:38,391 --> 01:20:39,790 Raaaaju!!! huh..... 1173 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:41,646 we've been very used to this hot air from those days.. 1174 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:45,166 This idiot is only responsible for global warming! I can't take it! 1175 01:21:08,422 --> 01:21:11,723 Give me..give me your wallet..I'll go and buy a pant! 1176 01:21:11,732 --> 01:21:14,831 Leave it yaar..wear this Chatur Ramalingam's suit's pant! 1177 01:21:14,919 --> 01:21:17,020 hey don't you touch my suit! 1178 01:21:17,057 --> 01:21:19,157 leave it yaar..Rancho will recognise you even without the pant! 1179 01:21:19,233 --> 01:21:20,732 hey Mr., where's this address? 1180 01:21:20,817 --> 01:21:23,318 brother, if I was so educated... would I be selling groundnuts? 1181 01:21:23,336 --> 01:21:24,556 he doesn't know to read 1182 01:21:24,616 --> 01:21:26,117 but at least he knows to speak! 1183 01:21:26,155 --> 01:21:29,654 brother..here in Shimla..is there any Ranchhodas Chanchad? 1184 01:21:29,678 --> 01:21:32,277 yes..yes..he stays over there! 1185 01:21:32,371 --> 01:21:36,273 #....he was like the fleeting wind.....# 1186 01:21:36,306 --> 01:21:37,706 let's go! 1187 01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:43,494 #....like a fluttering kite.....# 1188 01:21:46,202 --> 01:21:50,603 #..... where did he go? let find him!......# 1189 01:21:50,676 --> 01:21:51,976 oye Chatur..here's is your bottle of churan! 1190 01:21:52,002 --> 01:21:53,102 Oh thanks..where did you find it? 1191 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,021 it was in the pocket! 1192 01:21:54,097 --> 01:21:55,297 hey..how dare you!? That's my pant. 1193 01:21:55,525 --> 01:21:57,524 hey, what's yours is mine ... it's written in Gita! 1194 01:21:57,611 --> 01:21:58,810 hey shut up... remove the pants 1195 01:21:58,821 --> 01:22:01,621 hey what are you doing yaar!..people will misinterpret! Mad, idiot! 1196 01:22:01,781 --> 01:22:02,481 hey leave. 1197 01:22:02,539 --> 01:22:03,660 hey I want it now! 1198 01:22:18,164 --> 01:22:19,564 what happened? 1199 01:22:21,337 --> 01:22:22,738 Rancho's dad! 1200 01:22:25,701 --> 01:22:28,701 brother, where can I find Ranchhodas? 1201 01:22:28,788 --> 01:22:30,788 he's sitting over there... 1202 01:22:30,808 --> 01:22:32,208 thank you... 1203 01:22:53,665 --> 01:22:54,785 Rancho 1204 01:22:56,039 --> 01:22:56,758 yes 1205 01:22:57,166 --> 01:23:01,166 Oh sorry.. we wish to meet Ranchhodas 1206 01:23:01,589 --> 01:23:03,690 I'm only Ranchhodas..tel me? 1207 01:23:03,746 --> 01:23:07,345 no..Ranchhodas Shyamaldas Chanchad 1208 01:23:08,430 --> 01:23:11,730 I'm only Ranchhodas Shyamaldas Chanchad..tell me? 1209 01:23:16,516 --> 01:23:18,716 Rancho....take care of yourself! 1210 01:23:37,407 --> 01:23:39,227 Ranchhodas Chanchad!!! 1211 01:23:45,902 --> 01:23:47,022 Raju!! 1212 01:24:14,305 --> 01:24:19,007 yaar..i must be the first man in history who travelled from Delhi to Shimla in underwear that too ..to meet a wrong person! 1213 01:24:19,088 --> 01:24:22,087 yaar..the same name..the same degree.. And the same photo 1214 01:24:22,155 --> 01:24:25,654 but the person is different..what's the matter!..I'm unable to understand! 1215 01:24:25,754 --> 01:24:28,555 but from where did Silencer get Rancho's address? 1216 01:24:29,666 --> 01:24:30,787 yes! 1217 01:24:31,388 --> 01:24:33,207 oye Chatur!..come here 1218 01:24:34,601 --> 01:24:37,001 hey..hey.. 1219 01:24:39,049 --> 01:24:42,248 how dare you open this..i got this from San Francisco 1220 01:24:42,256 --> 01:24:44,077 it's hand-made biscuit.. 1221 01:24:45,762 --> 01:24:47,863 specially for Mr.Phunsuk Wangdu! 1222 01:24:48,129 --> 01:24:50,229 Phunsuk Bangdu... Now who is this? 1223 01:24:50,316 --> 01:24:54,815 Wangdu..Wangdu..'W'..'W'...Phunsuk Wangdu.. 1224 01:24:54,860 --> 01:24:56,081 do you know who that is?? 1225 01:24:56,248 --> 01:24:59,948 he's a great scientist...400 patents..the world wants him! 1226 01:25:00,654 --> 01:25:05,054 I have been chasing him from past one year.. And the meeting has been fixed now! 1227 01:25:05,121 --> 01:25:10,122 You know..once he signs a deal with my company..I'll be huge!..huge! 1228 01:25:10,653 --> 01:25:14,851 now stop praising this Wangdu and tell us from where did you get Rancho's address? 1229 01:25:14,919 --> 01:25:19,120 You should be thanking Phunsuk Wangdu..it's because of him, that I found a clue 1230 01:25:19,319 --> 01:25:26,421 see this..my secretary tracey was here last month to arrange a meeting with Phunsuk Wangdu 1231 01:25:27,092 --> 01:25:31,190 Tracey couldn't get an appointment with Phunsuk but I got Rancho 1232 01:25:31,276 --> 01:25:36,877 I checked Shimla's phone directory..in that the name was..Chanchad Ranchhodas 1233 01:25:36,951 --> 01:25:41,851 Then how did his appearance change? He heard you are coming and got a plastic surgery done or what? 1234 01:25:44,343 --> 01:25:46,444 only one man can answer this! 1235 01:25:47,195 --> 01:25:49,495 I'm sorry dad. 1236 01:25:49,505 --> 01:25:51,604 I couldn't fulfill your last wish! 1237 01:25:53,207 --> 01:25:56,908 You kept on telling..take me to Haridwar..take me to Haridwar 1238 01:25:57,545 --> 01:26:01,046 but I was waiting for the highway's tender to be opened 1239 01:26:01,927 --> 01:26:03,927 the tender opened over there 1240 01:26:03,932 --> 01:26:06,233 and you closed your eyes over here! 1241 01:26:09,469 --> 01:26:10,989 I'm so sorry dad. 1242 01:26:12,602 --> 01:26:14,503 I could not be a good son! 1243 01:26:14,504 --> 01:26:16,124 what are you saying yaar? 1244 01:26:16,139 --> 01:26:18,938 You have become such a great engineer, the degree's been put up on the wall 1245 01:26:18,983 --> 01:26:20,803 You are a very good son! 1246 01:26:22,451 --> 01:26:25,953 how dare you enter my property without my permission, huh? 1247 01:26:26,122 --> 01:26:27,542 I'll put you behind bars! 1248 01:26:27,592 --> 01:26:29,591 You'll go behind bars, idiot! 1249 01:26:29,631 --> 01:26:31,031 we have investigated everything. 1250 01:26:31,112 --> 01:26:34,512 on the basis of ICE degree, you're taking these highway contracts and hydro projects 1251 01:26:34,541 --> 01:26:38,042 this degree belongs to our friend..how did it come to you? 1252 01:26:51,430 --> 01:26:57,431 it's a 150 hectares property..I'll blow off your heads and bury you in a corner.. Nobody will get to know!.. 1253 01:26:57,528 --> 01:26:59,628 Get the point!.. Now get lost! 1254 01:27:05,383 --> 01:27:10,380 I'm taking dad's ashes and going to Haridwar..if you say, I'll even take your bones along with that! 1255 01:27:16,991 --> 01:27:18,811 lift the dad!!!! 1256 01:27:21,508 --> 01:27:23,328 over there..there there 1257 01:27:26,768 --> 01:27:28,168 leave my dad! 1258 01:27:29,333 --> 01:27:30,453 aeeeeee.. 1259 01:27:30,488 --> 01:27:33,089 tell who you are..or else I shall immerse your dad's ashes over here itself 1260 01:27:33,130 --> 01:27:34,249 handover dad to me! 1261 01:27:34,326 --> 01:27:36,126 dad's ashes won't go to Ganga... they'll go into the gutter!! 1262 01:27:36,329 --> 01:27:38,128 aeeee...remove dad from the pot...remove from the pot! 1263 01:27:38,272 --> 01:27:39,693 if you press the trigger then I'll press the flush! 1264 01:27:39,763 --> 01:27:41,264 see, I'll count till three..that's it!.. 1265 01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:43,856 hey..whom are you scaring, huh?..shoot! 1266 01:27:43,875 --> 01:27:45,695 Raju, put it in! 1267 01:27:47,476 --> 01:27:48,596 one.. 1268 01:27:48,613 --> 01:27:52,815 hey..we'll go to hell but along with that we'll even finish your dad!..got it 1269 01:27:54,494 --> 01:27:55,294 two.. 1270 01:27:55,359 --> 01:27:57,659 then strain-strain and remove your dad using a strainer! 1271 01:27:57,692 --> 01:27:58,811 what? 1272 01:27:59,630 --> 01:28:02,431 we got the wrong one..this one is empty. 1273 01:28:02,917 --> 01:28:04,317 empty??? 1274 01:28:05,236 --> 01:28:06,056 empty?? 1275 01:28:06,928 --> 01:28:08,848 empty... I'll empty it! 1276 01:28:08,908 --> 01:28:10,028 no no 1277 01:28:10,045 --> 01:28:12,545 I'll empty it... I'll empty it... I'm telling you. I'll empty it 1278 01:28:12,634 --> 01:28:15,254 noooooooo...hands up! 1279 01:28:16,986 --> 01:28:19,687 come on tel..tel, who you are? 1280 01:28:19,851 --> 01:28:21,751 aare, I'm Ranchhodas yaa! 1281 01:28:21,773 --> 01:28:22,772 aeeeeeeeeeee 1282 01:28:22,849 --> 01:28:25,048 No. I swear on dad. I swear on dad. I'm telling the truth yaar! 1283 01:28:25,085 --> 01:28:27,184 I'm Ranchhodas... he was Chote! 1284 01:28:27,923 --> 01:28:29,324 Chote?????? 1285 01:28:30,178 --> 01:28:32,278 he was the son of our gardener.. 1286 01:28:32,345 --> 01:28:34,845 everyone used to call him Chote! 1287 01:28:36,231 --> 01:28:39,732 even after his mom-dad passed away...dad let him stay in the house! 1288 01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:44,098 he used to do odd house-hold works.. You know 1289 01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:49,019 changing bulbs..getting eggs and bread..ironing..like 1290 01:28:50,163 --> 01:28:52,963 he was very much interested in studies! 1291 01:28:54,604 --> 01:28:58,105 he used to wear my old uniform and get into the school 1292 01:28:59,331 --> 01:29:02,831 whichever class he liked. he would go and sit in that one! 1293 01:29:02,911 --> 01:29:05,011 I used to take advantage of that.. 1294 01:29:05,016 --> 01:29:07,317 I used to make him do my homework also 1295 01:29:07,410 --> 01:29:09,011 and make him write my exam papers also 1296 01:29:09,036 --> 01:29:11,135 I was having a good time! 1297 01:29:11,139 --> 01:29:12,339 then one day.. 1298 01:29:12,359 --> 01:29:16,758 Master Ji saw that a sixth standard child was solving a tenth standard problem 1299 01:29:17,160 --> 01:29:20,862 Which class you are in, son? What's your name? 1300 01:29:21,553 --> 01:29:23,152 we were caught 1301 01:29:23,337 --> 01:29:28,738 Dad was a big man so Master Ji thought it's better to tell him before telling the principal! 1302 01:29:29,050 --> 01:29:32,750 You've beginned this..then you only will end it! 1303 01:29:35,201 --> 01:29:38,002 the whole himachal salutes in front of me.. 1304 01:29:38,778 --> 01:29:41,777 but as soon as I turn away....behind my back, 1305 01:29:41,836 --> 01:29:43,936 they call me an illiterate! 1306 01:29:44,235 --> 01:29:46,336 this won't happen with my son! 1307 01:29:47,194 --> 01:29:52,194 he wants education...and me..just..degree 1308 01:29:52,267 --> 01:29:56,268 let it continue as it is...make this boy an engineer 1309 01:29:57,589 --> 01:30:02,786 Ranchhodas Chanchad's degree..over there..on that wall I want 1310 01:30:03,454 --> 01:30:07,755 I went away to london for four years .. And he kept studying in ICE using my name 1311 01:30:08,397 --> 01:30:11,898 he had a deal with my dad that after getting a degree from ICE 1312 01:30:11,939 --> 01:30:15,440 he won't meet anyone from ICE in his whole lifetime! 1313 01:30:16,641 --> 01:30:22,339 he usually said..i won't go meet anyone..but one day two idiots will come searching for me 1314 01:30:23,834 --> 01:30:25,655 then what will you do? 1315 01:30:29,474 --> 01:30:31,294 he misses you both a lot! 1316 01:30:33,216 --> 01:30:35,317 I'll give you the address.. 1317 01:30:35,944 --> 01:30:37,344 go meet him.. 1318 01:30:39,828 --> 01:30:43,028 but don't tel my secret to anyone yaar..please! 1319 01:30:45,170 --> 01:30:46,569 which secret? 1320 01:30:57,816 --> 01:30:59,215 aeeeeeeeeee 1321 01:30:59,302 --> 01:31:01,603 sir ji.. You got the wrong glass... big sir is in this 1322 01:31:04,446 --> 01:31:06,046 hey what the hell is going on?.. 1323 01:31:06,104 --> 01:31:07,423 who was that gun man? 1324 01:31:07,472 --> 01:31:10,472 aare it's a very complicated story and it is without subtitles You can't understand... 1325 01:31:10,626 --> 01:31:11,745 ignore it..ignore it 1326 01:31:11,837 --> 01:31:13,659 where are we going? 1327 01:31:13,993 --> 01:31:14,993 ladakh 1328 01:31:15,039 --> 01:31:16,439 ladakh?..why?? 1329 01:31:17,093 --> 01:31:18,112 to meet Rancho! 1330 01:31:18,115 --> 01:31:19,435 is he in ladakh? 1331 01:31:19,513 --> 01:31:21,213 what he doing over there? 1332 01:31:21,230 --> 01:31:24,830 don't know..but this is a school's address! 1333 01:31:24,887 --> 01:31:27,688 school teacher..he he he..master ji! 1334 01:31:28,533 --> 01:31:31,333 I'm vice-president of rockledge corporation! 1335 01:31:31,352 --> 01:31:34,153 and he..A for apple..B for Ball 1336 01:31:34,456 --> 01:31:36,055 D for donkey 1337 01:31:36,145 --> 01:31:41,144 next week, I'll be signing a multi-million dollar deal with phunshuk Wangdu! 1338 01:31:41,146 --> 01:31:43,747 and he..A for apple..B for ball 1339 01:31:47,661 --> 01:31:50,661 today, my respect grew even more for that Idiot Rancho! 1340 01:31:51,145 --> 01:31:53,766 we all went to college only to get a degree.... 1341 01:31:53,808 --> 01:31:55,627 if we don't have a degree, we won't have a job! 1342 01:31:55,690 --> 01:31:57,989 if you don't have a job, no father will give his daughter's hand 1343 01:31:58,043 --> 01:32:00,842 bank won't give credit card, and world won't respect us... 1344 01:32:01,194 --> 01:32:04,596 but that idiot came to college, not for the degree but to study! 1345 01:32:05,263 --> 01:32:08,763 he wasn't afraid to come last or greedy to come first! 1346 01:32:08,821 --> 01:32:11,321 who was the first man to step on the moon? 1347 01:32:11,419 --> 01:32:13,239 Neil Armstrong sir! 1348 01:32:13,275 --> 01:32:16,775 obviously it's Neil Armstrong, we all know it..but who was the second man? 1349 01:32:16,873 --> 01:32:18,873 don't waste your time, it's not important! 1350 01:32:18,947 --> 01:32:21,748 nobody remembers the man who ever came second! 1351 01:32:21,775 --> 01:32:27,773 after two monthes..26 companies will come to this college to offer jobs to you all! 1352 01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:31,402 that means before your final exams, 1353 01:32:31,344 --> 01:32:33,444 you'll have jobs on your hands! 1354 01:32:34,124 --> 01:32:36,223 this is your last act my friends! 1355 01:32:36,463 --> 01:32:40,664 put the medal on the pedal..press the accelerator go out there and make history 1356 01:32:43,526 --> 01:32:44,926 any questions? 1357 01:32:47,177 --> 01:32:48,297 yes.. 1358 01:32:49,197 --> 01:32:53,398 sir, suppose any student gets a job and..... 1359 01:32:54,362 --> 01:32:57,962 he fails in the finals by 1-2 marks.. 1360 01:32:58,246 --> 01:33:00,546 then will the job remain or....? 1361 01:33:00,814 --> 01:33:02,634 very good question 1362 01:33:04,758 --> 01:33:08,259 is there any other person, in whose mind, the same question is arising? 1363 01:33:08,828 --> 01:33:10,228 as expected 1364 01:33:12,725 --> 01:33:17,423 please come on stage, everyone give them a big hand..come on the stage..come 1365 01:33:21,355 --> 01:33:23,455 come...come..don't waste time! 1366 01:33:26,356 --> 01:33:31,657 from past four years, they have been the most consistent students of ICE! 1367 01:33:31,745 --> 01:33:35,244 because consistently, they've come last in every exam 1368 01:33:35,640 --> 01:33:37,460 come my geniuses..come 1369 01:33:38,235 --> 01:33:43,435 if we remove these two people's brains and sell in the market, we'll get a very gud price! 1370 01:33:44,321 --> 01:33:47,821 because they are unused brain.. Never have been used! 1371 01:33:49,348 --> 01:33:51,248 n to answer to their question 1372 01:33:51,468 --> 01:33:54,967 whether they paas or fail, it's not gonna affect their jobs 1373 01:33:55,007 --> 01:33:57,809 because they are not gonna get jobs at all! 1374 01:33:57,835 --> 01:33:59,235 I guarentee it 1375 01:33:59,964 --> 01:34:02,764 their names will be written in gold 1376 01:34:02,816 --> 01:34:05,615 FARHANITRATE and PRERAJULISATION!.. 1377 01:34:05,686 --> 01:34:08,487 give them a big hand please..everybody! 1378 01:34:15,614 --> 01:34:17,715 Idiot, he raped completely... 1379 01:34:18,418 --> 01:34:21,918 collective rape you know..in front of..in front of everyone! 1380 01:34:23,255 --> 01:34:28,455 God...I'll stop eating non-veg..I'll light thousands of incense sticks! 1381 01:34:28,547 --> 01:34:30,367 do only one thing.. 1382 01:34:30,405 --> 01:34:32,504 take away VIRUS from this world! 1383 01:34:34,311 --> 01:34:36,131 burn him in hell.. 1384 01:34:37,498 --> 01:34:41,298 make hot pakkodas of him in hot oil....God.. 1385 01:34:41,647 --> 01:34:42,767 aeee 1386 01:34:43,135 --> 01:34:45,135 are you giving God a contract to kill? 1387 01:34:45,209 --> 01:34:47,310 idiot you sit quietly, huh.. 1388 01:34:47,377 --> 01:34:49,676 idiot every year you sit in the centre with VIRUS and take photo 1389 01:34:49,729 --> 01:34:51,827 while we'll be rotting in the side 1390 01:34:52,785 --> 01:34:55,886 this year I think we'll be finished out of the photo itself! 1391 01:34:55,973 --> 01:34:57,573 aee.. 1392 01:34:57,931 --> 01:34:59,532 do you know why I come first? 1393 01:34:59,588 --> 01:35:00,308 why? 1394 01:35:00,312 --> 01:35:02,412 because I'm in love with machines 1395 01:35:02,632 --> 01:35:04,733 engineering is my passion..passion 1396 01:35:05,491 --> 01:35:07,591 do you know what's your passion? 1397 01:35:09,205 --> 01:35:10,224 hey that's my bag.. 1398 01:35:10,266 --> 01:35:12,086 keep quiet man! 1399 01:35:12,089 --> 01:35:13,909 what are you doin, Rancho? 1400 01:35:13,954 --> 01:35:15,075 hey.. 1401 01:35:15,555 --> 01:35:17,655 this is your passion..this..this 1402 01:35:18,730 --> 01:35:20,850 go and post this letter.. 1403 01:35:20,930 --> 01:35:22,330 but what is it? 1404 01:35:24,325 --> 01:35:28,825 5 years ago, he had written this letter to his favorite wild life photographer! 1405 01:35:28,868 --> 01:35:30,468 Andre Isthawa 1406 01:35:31,085 --> 01:35:32,485 ya... Isthawa 1407 01:35:32,568 --> 01:35:36,068 he wanted to go to him..go to Hungary and learn work from him! 1408 01:35:36,869 --> 01:35:41,069 but fearing his dad, due to Hitler Qureshi, he never posted the letter at all! 1409 01:35:41,848 --> 01:35:45,649 aare..quit engineering.. And become a wild life photographer! 1410 01:35:46,376 --> 01:35:49,175 do that work which you are talented in! 1411 01:35:51,315 --> 01:35:55,316 if Lata Mangeshkar's dad would have told her to become a fast bowler 1412 01:35:55,790 --> 01:35:59,289 or Sachin Tendulkar's father would have told him to be a singer. 1413 01:35:59,799 --> 01:36:02,600 then think... where would they stand today?! 1414 01:36:03,399 --> 01:36:06,199 are you understanding, what I'm sayin? 1415 01:36:09,242 --> 01:36:12,042 Idiot..he loves animals but is marrying machines! 1416 01:36:12,920 --> 01:36:14,040 ae 1417 01:36:16,807 --> 01:36:17,927 baba Ranchhodas.. 1418 01:36:19,388 --> 01:36:23,389 my girlfriend and wife..both are engineering 1419 01:36:24,544 --> 01:36:26,563 then why do I come last...say? 1420 01:36:28,254 --> 01:36:30,754 because you are a coward... coward 1421 01:36:31,959 --> 01:36:36,859 see this..see his hand..the fingers are less..and the rings are more 1422 01:36:36,942 --> 01:36:40,443 one for exam..one for sister's marriage and one for job 1423 01:36:41,486 --> 01:36:45,485 aare..if you fear so much from the future.. You think you can live? 1424 01:36:45,734 --> 01:36:47,833 and where will you focus on today? 1425 01:36:48,511 --> 01:36:49,711 I've got weird friends yaar 1426 01:36:49,882 --> 01:36:52,684 one fears and lives..and one idiot..dies and lives! 1427 01:36:52,782 --> 01:36:53,502 heyy 1428 01:36:53,535 --> 01:36:55,635 but you idiot..do both the things.. 1429 01:36:55,688 --> 01:36:57,808 You fear also and die also... 1430 01:36:57,855 --> 01:36:59,075 ae..i don't fear! 1431 01:36:59,373 --> 01:37:00,773 hey..listen 1432 01:37:00,944 --> 01:37:04,044 he dies on Pia and fears to tell 1433 01:37:04,245 --> 01:37:05,865 aaaaahahaaa... 1434 01:37:06,293 --> 01:37:08,113 go go..get lost 1435 01:37:08,927 --> 01:37:12,927 it's easy to give free advise dude but difficult to follow it 1436 01:37:12,988 --> 01:37:15,808 if you dare..then go and tell Pia..tel 1437 01:37:16,278 --> 01:37:18,878 hey from where and all you guys are connecting things.. 1438 01:37:18,921 --> 01:37:20,722 there's full connection baba 1439 01:37:20,763 --> 01:37:22,283 listen to me..listen to me 1440 01:37:22,353 --> 01:37:26,052 what I say is..if you go and tell Pia about what you feeling 1441 01:37:26,099 --> 01:37:30,301 then even I'll go and tel my dad that I wanna be a photographer.. and don't wanna be an engineer 1442 01:37:30,304 --> 01:37:31,424 yes 1443 01:37:31,457 --> 01:37:34,956 even I'll remove all my rings and go to give interview 1444 01:37:35,064 --> 01:37:36,483 now say 1445 01:37:38,477 --> 01:37:40,298 say..do you dare.. 1446 01:37:40,334 --> 01:37:43,834 baba Ranchodas rolled his tongue back....what will he say? 1447 01:37:48,044 --> 01:37:50,844 come.. 1448 01:37:53,221 --> 01:37:54,341 come... 1449 01:37:54,414 --> 01:37:56,235 where... where.? 1450 01:37:59,682 --> 01:38:01,801 mmm hmm.. come... 1451 01:38:02,091 --> 01:38:03,890 Veeru, 1452 01:38:03,954 --> 01:38:05,773 Jay has come Veeru!!! 1453 01:38:05,869 --> 01:38:07,269 see..see if there's any dog! 1454 01:38:07,277 --> 01:38:09,599 hey cowards...I'm not afraid of anythin....come! 1455 01:38:09,656 --> 01:38:14,556 hey you guys get in..if there's any danger outside..I'll give VIRUS alert! 1456 01:38:24,782 --> 01:38:26,802 idiot..VIRUS..old man! 1457 01:38:44,905 --> 01:38:46,026 hey 1458 01:38:46,107 --> 01:38:47,508 shall I give background music? 1459 01:38:47,563 --> 01:38:48,283 Pia? 1460 01:38:48,304 --> 01:38:51,803 sshhhhh... don't shout.. 1461 01:38:52,734 --> 01:38:54,834 I'm Ranchhodas Chanchad 1462 01:38:56,164 --> 01:38:59,765 listen to me for 2mins then I'll go away 1463 01:39:00,246 --> 01:39:02,265 [Raju singing...... on background] [don't say anythin, don't at all say anythin!..] 1464 01:39:02,280 --> 01:39:04,280 Pia, 1465 01:39:05,096 --> 01:39:08,796 the 22minutes that I spent with you on the scooter 1466 01:39:09,221 --> 01:39:14,221 those were the most beautiful 22minutes of my life! 1467 01:39:18,383 --> 01:39:23,403 i can spend the rest of my life on the scooter with you 1468 01:39:23,748 --> 01:39:24,868 wow! 1469 01:39:25,896 --> 01:39:27,996 #.......everything is still.......# 1470 01:39:29,662 --> 01:39:36,664 do you know.. You come on scooter everyday wearing a bride's costume in my dreams! 1471 01:39:39,685 --> 01:39:43,484 instead of the veil... takes off your helmet! 1472 01:39:45,189 --> 01:39:48,690 and you come near me to kiss me 1473 01:39:50,411 --> 01:39:53,511 but that kiss won't happen yaar... 1474 01:39:54,134 --> 01:39:55,254 why? 1475 01:39:55,343 --> 01:39:58,142 beacuse nose comes in between and then I wake up 1476 01:39:59,222 --> 01:40:02,022 nose doesn't come in between, stupid 1477 01:40:05,099 --> 01:40:09,099 I'm sorry... I thought you were Pia.. 1478 01:40:09,504 --> 01:40:10,904 I wish I was 1479 01:40:10,964 --> 01:40:12,764 Sister, why did you interrupt in between? 1480 01:40:12,830 --> 01:40:14,831 he took 4 years to say this 1481 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:17,340 Pia kiss him and tell him, nose doesn't come in between 1482 01:40:17,422 --> 01:40:18,741 you have my permission 1483 01:40:18,814 --> 01:40:20,914 kiss him yaar..he's so cute 1484 01:40:21,253 --> 01:40:22,253 who is this? 1485 01:40:22,277 --> 01:40:23,398 sister 1486 01:40:23,622 --> 01:40:25,022 who are you? 1487 01:40:33,978 --> 01:40:37,477 Do you know... when you were speaking... he kicked... first time! 1488 01:40:37,745 --> 01:40:41,646 He... how do you know it's a he or a she? 1489 01:40:41,719 --> 01:40:42,920 Dad had asked the astrologer.. 1490 01:40:43,217 --> 01:40:46,216 He wanted to know, is an engineer coming home or a doctor? 1491 01:40:46,645 --> 01:40:47,565 Means? 1492 01:40:47,852 --> 01:40:51,051 Means if it's a boy, then it's an engineer and if it's a gal, then it's a doctor 1493 01:40:51,078 --> 01:40:56,380 oye champ.. You stay inside itself..outside there's a lot of circus! 1494 01:40:57,119 --> 01:41:02,619 and the circus's ringmaster, your granfather will spin the hunter and say run! 1495 01:41:03,250 --> 01:41:06,251 life is a race..run..be an engineer 1496 01:41:07,093 --> 01:41:10,493 but you become whatever your heart says 1497 01:41:11,032 --> 01:41:12,852 if he scares you too much 1498 01:41:12,987 --> 01:41:16,085 keep a hand on your heart and say: AAL IZ WELL! 1499 01:41:16,769 --> 01:41:18,168 Hah!... He kicked! 1500 01:41:19,758 --> 01:41:21,859 say again, ALL IZ WELL! 1501 01:41:22,259 --> 01:41:23,659 ALL IZ WELL! 1502 01:41:23,913 --> 01:41:26,013 yes..he kicked..he kicked..Pia 1503 01:41:28,695 --> 01:41:30,797 say AAL IZ WELL 1504 01:41:34,485 --> 01:41:39,083 ALL IZZ WELL! 1505 01:41:40,912 --> 01:41:42,313 goooo...! 1506 01:41:42,749 --> 01:41:46,949 you send letter to my dad!.... take this pee-mail freely from us 1507 01:41:47,466 --> 01:41:49,966 pigeon..go go go.. 1508 01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:51,860 pigeon go go go... 1509 01:41:52,347 --> 01:41:54,167 pigeon go go go 1510 01:41:54,521 --> 01:41:55,921 Who's there? 1511 01:41:57,207 --> 01:41:58,607 Who's there? 1512 01:41:58,626 --> 01:42:02,126 your coming son-in-law..idiotic VIRUS..and marriage attenders! 1513 01:42:03,150 --> 01:42:04,550 Rastogi!! 1514 01:42:06,321 --> 01:42:08,422 security..that way..that way!!! 1515 01:42:35,498 --> 01:42:39,898 so you all have already learnt about the simple pendulum 1516 01:42:39,923 --> 01:42:43,423 now let's get down to the advanced study about compound pendulum 1517 01:42:44,093 --> 01:42:48,795 it's an irregular object oscillating about its own axis 1518 01:42:48,813 --> 01:42:50,632 let me demonstrate to you 1519 01:42:51,064 --> 01:42:52,064 what's this?? 1520 01:42:52,145 --> 01:42:52,964 pencil 1521 01:42:53,051 --> 01:42:53,970 what's inside it? 1522 01:42:54,004 --> 01:42:54,624 lead! 1523 01:42:54,643 --> 01:42:56,863 good! lead is the axis to this pencil 1524 01:42:57,328 --> 01:43:01,028 even you can be a compound pendulum if you osscilate about 1525 01:43:07,093 --> 01:43:08,713 where is Raju Rastogi? 1526 01:43:09,039 --> 01:43:11,239 present sir! 1527 01:43:16,912 --> 01:43:18,732 hi... everybody is here 1528 01:43:20,462 --> 01:43:22,283 good morning sir.. 1529 01:43:22,314 --> 01:43:23,834 where were you last night? 1530 01:43:23,929 --> 01:43:27,429 sir, he was studying sir..he was studying whole night sir! 1531 01:43:27,485 --> 01:43:28,405 really? 1532 01:43:28,505 --> 01:43:31,104 he hasn't slept since two nights, that's why he's looking like this sir! 1533 01:43:31,193 --> 01:43:32,013 what are you sayin! 1534 01:43:32,072 --> 01:43:33,592 what were you studyin? 1535 01:43:33,665 --> 01:43:34,585 ummmm.. 1536 01:43:34,622 --> 01:43:38,823 induction motors sir..induction motor..he studied fully sir..induction motor! 1537 01:43:39,443 --> 01:43:41,463 in that case, Mr.Raju Rastogi.. 1538 01:43:41,474 --> 01:43:42,793 yes sir........ 1539 01:43:42,886 --> 01:43:45,687 can you tel me how an induction motor starts? 1540 01:43:45,771 --> 01:43:46,771 brrrrm.. 1541 01:43:46,905 --> 01:43:50,026 brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.. 1542 01:43:50,096 --> 01:43:52,716 brrrrrrrrrr..... 1543 01:43:52,740 --> 01:43:53,440 stop it! 1544 01:43:53,473 --> 01:43:56,474 brrrrrrrrrrmmm brmmmmm brmm brm 1545 01:44:01,235 --> 01:44:03,554 sir..rum!! 1546 01:44:04,977 --> 01:44:08,777 Mr.Rastogi, let's have a cup of tea in my office 1547 01:44:14,552 --> 01:44:15,672 sir 1548 01:44:16,692 --> 01:44:18,092 close the door 1549 01:44:22,704 --> 01:44:24,525 do you know how to type? 1550 01:44:24,887 --> 01:44:26,008 yes sir 1551 01:44:26,035 --> 01:44:28,134 can you type a letter for me? 1552 01:44:28,944 --> 01:44:30,343 definitely sir 1553 01:44:30,683 --> 01:44:32,083 come sit 1554 01:44:32,152 --> 01:44:33,973 sir I'm sorry sir 1555 01:44:35,718 --> 01:44:37,118 please type 1556 01:44:38,027 --> 01:44:39,427 dear sir, 1557 01:44:39,599 --> 01:44:46,599 it is my painful duty to inform you that your son is restigated.. 1558 01:44:47,396 --> 01:44:50,195 no no sorry..delete it delete it..go back! 1559 01:44:50,531 --> 01:44:54,732 ur son Mr.Raju Rastogi 1560 01:44:55,685 --> 01:44:59,685 is restigated from the IMPERIAL COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING! 1561 01:45:00,275 --> 01:45:02,375 come on..type type..come on..go on 1562 01:45:08,893 --> 01:45:10,513 dad will die sir.... 1563 01:45:10,617 --> 01:45:11,317 please type 1564 01:45:11,371 --> 01:45:12,772 sir, please sir 1565 01:45:12,853 --> 01:45:16,153 my decision is final and irrevokable! 1566 01:45:18,167 --> 01:45:23,167 he's living only in a hope that he could see me becoming an engineer sir! 1567 01:45:23,667 --> 01:45:27,666 you could've thought of this before you pissed in front of my doors... 1568 01:45:27,712 --> 01:45:31,113 sir give me one more chance sir, please... just one chance 1569 01:45:31,183 --> 01:45:32,584 sir please sir 1570 01:45:37,283 --> 01:45:40,482 ok..remove your name from the letter 1571 01:45:41,912 --> 01:45:44,712 and put Ranchodas Chanchad's name! 1572 01:45:45,366 --> 01:45:47,465 I know he was with you last night! 1573 01:45:48,274 --> 01:45:52,374 be my witness and I won't remove you from the college 1574 01:45:55,446 --> 01:45:59,546 you have 7.5 minutes with you..to think 1575 01:46:44,556 --> 01:46:49,357 #......we won't let you go .......# 1576 01:46:50,704 --> 01:46:55,202 #.......we shall not let you leave.......# 1577 01:46:57,950 --> 01:47:00,951 #.......even if God might summon you.......# 1578 01:47:01,360 --> 01:47:04,359 #.....but we are not the one who fear him.....# 1579 01:47:04,376 --> 01:47:08,998 #.....we are standing here in this ground with resolve.....# 1580 01:47:10,489 --> 01:47:13,288 #.....take out our eyes from our pal....# 1581 01:47:13,702 --> 01:47:16,501 #.... No matter how hard you try.....# 1582 01:47:16,527 --> 01:47:21,549 #....we're not gonna let you leave lik this.....# 1583 01:47:23,829 --> 01:47:30,249 #......we won't let you go .......# 1584 01:47:30,328 --> 01:47:36,149 #.......we shall not let you leave.......# 1585 01:47:38,017 --> 01:47:40,516 Rancho, look at that monitor 1586 01:47:40,916 --> 01:47:42,635 Raju! 1587 01:47:43,302 --> 01:47:45,302 the body is paralyzed due to the shock 1588 01:47:45,337 --> 01:47:47,159 but the mind is alert 1589 01:47:47,210 --> 01:47:49,310 he can see us and hear us! 1590 01:47:49,680 --> 01:47:52,080 please aunty, don't cry in front of him! 1591 01:47:52,648 --> 01:47:57,249 talk to him normally.. motivate him.. crack jokes.. keep him happy 1592 01:47:59,530 --> 01:48:01,029 oye Raju, we have a good news yaar 1593 01:48:01,508 --> 01:48:04,107 dad is become proper yaar.... that new medicine worked! 1594 01:48:04,348 --> 01:48:07,149 it's Rastogi family's tradition that.. 1595 01:48:07,854 --> 01:48:11,274 if one man gets up... the other man will lie down! 1596 01:48:11,852 --> 01:48:13,172 C'mon, c'mon... get-up now 1597 01:48:13,352 --> 01:48:15,152 your dad is asking for Pia's scooter? 1598 01:48:15,296 --> 01:48:16,796 what do you say?... shall I give it? 1599 01:48:16,890 --> 01:48:18,710 won't he bang it? 1600 01:48:24,542 --> 01:48:26,843 hey Raju, Farhan wants to tell you something 1601 01:48:26,926 --> 01:48:29,725 on the webcam..live from the hostel! 1602 01:48:31,118 --> 01:48:34,618 see this..Virus has cancelled your suspension..problem solved 1603 01:48:34,881 --> 01:48:36,081 c'mon...wake up at least now! 1604 01:48:36,096 --> 01:48:37,817 everything is solved... 1605 01:48:37,909 --> 01:48:40,008 oye..are you listening....hey 1606 01:48:41,180 --> 01:48:42,580 Rastogi! 1607 01:49:37,220 --> 01:49:40,219 see this..mom bought a new saree.. New saree 1608 01:49:40,237 --> 01:49:41,237 brand new 1609 01:49:41,276 --> 01:49:43,377 it costs 2000 bucks son... see 1610 01:49:43,416 --> 01:49:45,236 at least get up now... idiot 1611 01:49:45,540 --> 01:49:48,340 not one..she bought ten sarees..ten! 1612 01:49:48,406 --> 01:49:49,526 see 1613 01:49:50,915 --> 01:49:52,036 oye Raju 1614 01:49:52,261 --> 01:49:55,061 Raju..tel me, how do I look? 1615 01:50:26,739 --> 01:50:28,138 hey..kammo 1616 01:50:28,916 --> 01:50:31,718 have you heard about kammo? 1617 01:50:31,865 --> 01:50:34,665 aare, kammo's marriage has been fixed 1618 01:50:35,169 --> 01:50:37,269 and that too..without any dowry! 1619 01:50:37,773 --> 01:50:41,173 hey..bridegroom..the bridegroom doesn't want maruti 800 1620 01:50:41,179 --> 01:50:44,980 doesn't want anything..wants kammo..only kammo.. 1621 01:50:45,009 --> 01:50:46,129 huh... 1622 01:50:46,967 --> 01:50:48,567 And do you know who's the bridegroom? 1623 01:50:48,797 --> 01:50:49,417 yes 1624 01:50:49,515 --> 01:50:50,536 who's the bridegroom? 1625 01:50:50,536 --> 01:50:51,236 guess it 1626 01:50:51,238 --> 01:50:52,557 You know him very well 1627 01:50:52,563 --> 01:50:53,383 huh... 1628 01:50:53,443 --> 01:50:54,363 he loves animals a lot 1629 01:50:54,434 --> 01:50:55,335 huh?! 1630 01:50:55,873 --> 01:50:57,472 and ..and he's gonna be a wild life photographer! 1631 01:50:57,492 --> 01:50:59,092 hey keep quiet!..keep quiet! 1632 01:50:59,166 --> 01:51:00,167 didn't flash?? 1633 01:51:00,257 --> 01:51:02,357 aare, it's our Farhan yaar! 1634 01:51:03,574 --> 01:51:06,774 as if our Farhan will take dowry from you ppl! 1635 01:51:07,555 --> 01:51:11,656 aare, our Farhan will marry your sister..Farhan! 1636 01:51:13,006 --> 01:51:16,005 and that too..free..free..free 1637 01:51:18,176 --> 01:51:19,998 hey..hey.. 1638 01:51:21,078 --> 01:51:22,478 hey..hey Raju 1639 01:51:24,620 --> 01:51:25,740 Raju 1640 01:51:25,763 --> 01:51:28,363 if we would have given 1 kilo lady's finger and 1/2 kilo paneer freely to that idiot 1641 01:51:28,462 --> 01:51:30,282 even then he would get up 1642 01:51:30,348 --> 01:51:32,448 what was the need to sacrifice me? 1643 01:51:32,476 --> 01:51:34,476 well done yaar..well done well done 1644 01:51:34,482 --> 01:51:36,082 everything is fixed.. Your sister's marriage is fixed 1645 01:51:36,156 --> 01:51:38,257 Farhan will marry..ok done!!! 1646 01:51:38,708 --> 01:51:40,108 Rancho!!.. 1647 01:51:42,459 --> 01:51:45,659 idiots..how much will you lie?? 1648 01:51:47,974 --> 01:51:49,794 You are saved..idiot!! 1649 01:52:31,297 --> 01:52:32,416 did you call for a taxi? 1650 01:52:32,669 --> 01:52:34,489 I have called for it,... it's waiting 1651 01:52:34,576 --> 01:52:35,678 thank you... 1652 01:52:35,772 --> 01:52:36,192 why? 1653 01:52:36,268 --> 01:52:37,768 I have to go 4 a job interview 1654 01:52:38,120 --> 01:52:39,620 Oh..so you gonna go with me? 1655 01:52:39,978 --> 01:52:43,478 no..I'll drop you home and I'll go for the job interview! 1656 01:52:44,212 --> 01:52:46,313 Idiot...why will I go home? 1657 01:52:46,626 --> 01:52:48,427 did you forget?.. 1658 01:52:48,799 --> 01:52:51,598 we had promised something to this idiot! 1659 01:52:53,430 --> 01:52:55,651 give..give me your tie! 1660 01:52:56,853 --> 01:52:57,673 why? 1661 01:52:57,751 --> 01:53:01,952 give it..i don't think after reading this, you'll be able to go for the interview! 1662 01:53:02,536 --> 01:53:03,436 what is this? 1663 01:53:03,444 --> 01:53:04,544 it's a letter 1664 01:53:04,579 --> 01:53:06,679 It came for you. From hungary! 1665 01:53:06,738 --> 01:53:09,537 it's some photographer..Andre Isthawan! 1666 01:53:16,532 --> 01:53:18,631 idiots.. You posted my letter? 1667 01:53:18,709 --> 01:53:21,508 he liked your photos very much..he's become crazy! 1668 01:53:21,801 --> 01:53:23,902 he wants to make you his assistant! 1669 01:53:23,941 --> 01:53:27,442 He has called you to work in the Brazilian rainforest for one year! 1670 01:53:27,513 --> 01:53:30,312 He's saying he'll even give you salary! 1671 01:53:44,278 --> 01:53:46,098 Dad won't oblige! 1672 01:53:47,856 --> 01:53:50,855 Go to him. And make him understand lovingly. 1673 01:53:51,948 --> 01:53:53,768 Don't fear today Farhan. 1674 01:53:53,864 --> 01:53:57,364 Otherwise after 50yrs when you'll be old and fallen in the hospital... 1675 01:53:57,519 --> 01:53:58,839 and be waiting to die 1676 01:53:59,171 --> 01:54:02,872 You'll think then. letter was in the hand. taxi was at the gate. 1677 01:54:03,286 --> 01:54:06,786 if I had dared a little bit. life would have been something else! 1678 01:54:12,784 --> 01:54:15,284 what do you think, will he like it? 1679 01:54:15,330 --> 01:54:18,131 what was the need to get such an expensive one! 1680 01:54:18,597 --> 01:54:20,797 today, son is getting a job 1681 01:54:22,237 --> 01:54:26,436 now the days to put our head up and roam wid pride are arriving and you are being stingy! huh? 1682 01:54:27,866 --> 01:54:29,266 aare Farhan? 1683 01:54:32,208 --> 01:54:36,208 Farhan, today was your interview, right? 1684 01:54:37,332 --> 01:54:38,732 I didn't go 1685 01:54:41,142 --> 01:54:43,243 i don't wanna be an engineer dad! 1686 01:54:46,640 --> 01:54:49,440 what happened? You had an an accident? 1687 01:54:49,496 --> 01:54:51,497 sir... Umm... 1688 01:54:52,460 --> 01:54:54,560 that building in front sir. 1689 01:54:55,455 --> 01:54:58,254 I had jumped from its third floor sir! 1690 01:54:59,684 --> 01:55:00,805 why? 1691 01:55:01,240 --> 01:55:03,340 because I was restigated! 1692 01:55:05,841 --> 01:55:06,962 why? 1693 01:55:07,045 --> 01:55:11,746 sir I had pissed on director's door when I was in a drunken state... 1694 01:55:14,343 --> 01:55:17,842 that devil Rancho is still playing with your brain? 1695 01:55:17,916 --> 01:55:22,118 I can't understand engineering...even if I'll be...I'll be a very bad engineer dad! 1696 01:55:23,595 --> 01:55:25,694 Rancho tells a very simple thing. 1697 01:55:25,777 --> 01:55:27,877 whatever you enjoy doing, make that your profession! 1698 01:55:27,907 --> 01:55:29,907 then work won't seem work but a game! 1699 01:55:29,976 --> 01:55:31,977 aare..how much will you earn in that jungle? 1700 01:55:32,404 --> 01:55:35,904 dad, stipend isn't too much but I'll get to learn a lot! 1701 01:55:35,993 --> 01:55:40,994 after 5 years, when you'll see your friends buying a car 1702 01:55:41,038 --> 01:55:42,357 then you'll curse yourself! 1703 01:55:42,438 --> 01:55:44,938 I'll be frustrated being an engineer, 1704 01:55:45,022 --> 01:55:47,821 then I'll curse you throughout my life! 1705 01:55:48,237 --> 01:55:50,238 Dad, it's better I curse myself, right? 1706 01:55:50,347 --> 01:55:52,447 aare..people will laugh!! 1707 01:55:52,893 --> 01:55:54,593 they'll say that you came till final year and had quit! 1708 01:55:55,445 --> 01:55:58,947 That Kapoor sir told me that you're lucky that your son is studying in ICE! 1709 01:55:59,484 --> 01:56:00,804 what will he think? 1710 01:56:00,872 --> 01:56:03,670 Kapoor sir didn't get AC fixed in my room! 1711 01:56:05,927 --> 01:56:09,429 making me sleep comfortably...he himself didn't sleep in heat! 1712 01:56:09,909 --> 01:56:13,409 making me sit on the shoulders...Kapoor sir didn't take me around the zoo! 1713 01:56:15,723 --> 01:56:17,543 you did all that dad! 1714 01:56:19,373 --> 01:56:21,473 what you think, makes a difference! 1715 01:56:22,332 --> 01:56:25,332 what Kapoor sir thinks, it doesn't make a difference to me! 1716 01:56:25,556 --> 01:56:27,557 aare... I don't even know his first name! 1717 01:56:27,558 --> 01:56:30,557 have you watched a film and come... are you performing drama? 1718 01:56:30,569 --> 01:56:32,669 stop it now. poor guy is tensed! 1719 01:56:34,000 --> 01:56:36,802 God forbid, if he commits something like Raju! 1720 01:56:36,834 --> 01:56:38,634 then the discussion is only over! 1721 01:56:38,706 --> 01:56:42,205 don't say anything to son or else he'll jump from the terrace! 1722 01:56:45,593 --> 01:56:48,895 no dad... I won't commit suicide. 1723 01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:51,200 I promise! 1724 01:56:52,405 --> 01:56:53,904 That Rancho, 1725 01:56:53,987 --> 01:56:55,807 whom you call a devil. 1726 01:56:56,384 --> 01:56:59,885 he forcibly made me put yours and mom's photo in this! 1727 01:57:01,027 --> 01:57:04,547 he started saying that....promise me....that whenever such stupid thoughts come to your mind! 1728 01:57:04,641 --> 01:57:09,741 see this photo and think what will happen to this smile when they see your dead body! 1729 01:57:15,028 --> 01:57:19,028 dad, I wanna convince you. 1730 01:57:20,021 --> 01:57:23,519 but not by hanging this suicide's sword on your head! 1731 01:57:25,791 --> 01:57:28,391 what will happen.... huh? 1732 01:57:28,811 --> 01:57:34,311 If I'd be a photographer... then I'll earn less, right? Home will be small, car will be small! 1733 01:57:35,393 --> 01:57:38,193 But dad, I'll be happy... 1734 01:57:38,736 --> 01:57:40,555 I will be really happy! 1735 01:57:41,193 --> 01:57:43,992 Whatever I do for you. I'll do it from my heart! 1736 01:57:44,727 --> 01:57:50,328 Till today... I have listened to whatever you said, today... just once... let me listen to my heart! 1737 01:57:51,744 --> 01:57:53,144 Please dad! 1738 01:57:59,006 --> 01:58:02,327 Dad... Don't go... Please! 1739 01:58:07,842 --> 01:58:09,662 Return this one.. 1740 01:58:12,387 --> 01:58:15,189 Son, how much will your professional camera cost? 1741 01:58:16,457 --> 01:58:19,256 Will we get it against this laptop? 1742 01:58:19,312 --> 01:58:22,112 If it costs more money, then ask me son 1743 01:58:29,480 --> 01:58:31,299 Go... Go son... Live your life 1744 01:58:34,452 --> 01:58:38,671 Your marks are consistenly poor... any particular reason? 1745 01:58:38,746 --> 01:58:42,767 Due to fear... I was a bright student since childhood 1746 01:58:43,230 --> 01:58:46,030 parents thought that it will abolish our poverty! 1747 01:58:46,109 --> 01:58:47,929 I started to fear! 1748 01:58:49,407 --> 01:58:54,308 when I came here.. I saw that there's a race,.. if you don't come first, no one will recognize you 1749 01:58:54,326 --> 01:58:56,426 I started to fear even more! 1750 01:58:56,666 --> 01:58:58,765 fear is not good for grade, sir! 1751 01:58:58,850 --> 01:59:01,871 I started wearing more rings... praying more 1752 01:59:01,898 --> 01:59:04,598 not only praying... I started begging to God 1753 01:59:04,999 --> 01:59:07,100 Give me this, give me that! 1754 01:59:09,001 --> 01:59:14,002 16 bones broke, I got two months to think..then I understood! 1755 01:59:15,638 --> 01:59:18,038 sir, today I haven't told God... that get me this job 1756 01:59:18,118 --> 01:59:21,618 I just folded my hands. And said thank you for this life 1757 01:59:22,962 --> 01:59:26,462 If you guys. If you guys even reject me today, then I don't have any regrets 1758 01:59:26,478 --> 01:59:31,479 Because I believe..I'll somehow do something worthy with my life sir! 1759 01:59:31,557 --> 01:59:36,556 see..this very much frank behaviour of yours is not good for our company! 1760 01:59:36,996 --> 01:59:40,997 we need a diplomatic person to handle the clients 1761 01:59:41,060 --> 01:59:43,160 and you are way too straight forward! 1762 01:59:45,034 --> 01:59:53,234 but..if you assure us that you can control this attitude of yours.. 1763 01:59:53,243 --> 01:59:56,543 then..something can happen!!! 1764 01:59:56,563 --> 01:59:57,683 sure 1765 01:59:59,817 --> 02:00:03,316 after breaking both the limbs, I learnt to stand on my feet sir, 1766 02:00:04,151 --> 02:00:07,850 with great difficulty, I got this attitude in me!..it can't happen sir! 1767 02:00:11,296 --> 02:00:16,295 you keep your job, I'll keep my attitude 1768 02:00:16,372 --> 02:00:18,472 I'm sorry..don't mind sir! 1769 02:00:21,829 --> 02:00:22,949 stop 1770 02:00:24,675 --> 02:00:28,176 I've been recruiting from the past 25years.. conducted a lot of interviews 1771 02:00:28,841 --> 02:00:31,440 to get the job.. people find yes in our yes itself! 1772 02:00:32,053 --> 02:00:34,153 from where have you come yaar? 1773 02:00:34,226 --> 02:00:35,925 Sir... I? 1774 02:00:36,024 --> 02:00:39,525 how much salary will you take brother? let's discuss 1775 02:00:45,707 --> 02:00:47,529 thank you sir. 1776 02:00:50,024 --> 02:00:51,143 thank you 1777 02:01:18,007 --> 02:01:19,406 Oh Emperor... 1778 02:01:20,672 --> 02:01:22,072 you're great 1779 02:01:23,933 --> 02:01:25,753 accept out gift... 1780 02:01:59,464 --> 02:02:02,865 Govind...!!! 1781 02:02:04,050 --> 02:02:09,050 sir you only said if they get a job, remove your moustache... 1782 02:02:14,664 --> 02:02:15,964 huh, what have you done? 1783 02:02:16,752 --> 02:02:18,572 he eh ehehehheehheeeehhe 1784 02:02:19,920 --> 02:02:23,220 I'm feeling like someone undressed me 1785 02:02:25,300 --> 02:02:27,120 humiliated me.... 1786 02:02:28,396 --> 02:02:32,114 I won't let you conquer, Rastogi 1787 02:02:33,455 --> 02:02:36,956 you gonna get a job only when you pass in final exams,,,, 1788 02:02:37,591 --> 02:02:41,592 but this time I'm gonna set the paper for exam... 1789 02:02:44,399 --> 02:02:45,519 dad 1790 02:02:46,404 --> 02:02:47,804 that's not fair 1791 02:02:50,121 --> 02:02:53,143 everything is fair in love and war... 1792 02:02:53,164 --> 02:02:57,583 and this is world war 3 1793 02:02:57,682 --> 02:02:59,781 Rastogi you're gone this time... 1794 02:03:04,359 --> 02:03:05,759 hehe heheheee 1795 02:03:06,409 --> 02:03:08,228 what are you doing here? 1796 02:03:10,509 --> 02:03:11,909 easy easy... 1797 02:03:16,322 --> 02:03:18,023 you're drunk? 1798 02:03:19,025 --> 02:03:21,124 ya yaar, had to take two, four... 1799 02:03:21,170 --> 02:03:22,171 two... four? 1800 02:03:22,255 --> 02:03:23,655 two or four? 1801 02:03:23,741 --> 02:03:24,741 I was in need of dareness... 1802 02:03:24,815 --> 02:03:26,215 for what? 1803 02:03:26,440 --> 02:03:27,759 to steal this... 1804 02:03:27,850 --> 02:03:29,251 what is this? 1805 02:03:29,456 --> 02:03:33,056 a duplicate key of VIRUS's office 1806 02:03:33,108 --> 02:03:34,928 sshh ssshh sshhhs 1807 02:03:35,059 --> 02:03:37,479 questions papers are in the red sealed envelope... 1808 02:03:38,237 --> 02:03:40,337 dad has set by himself... 1809 02:03:40,872 --> 02:03:42,694 to fail Raju in exam. 1810 02:03:42,701 --> 02:03:44,100 take it out... 1811 02:03:44,721 --> 02:03:46,120 mad or what? 1812 02:03:46,234 --> 02:03:48,053 this is cheating yaar... no.. 1813 02:03:51,497 --> 02:03:54,698 everything is fair in love and war 1814 02:03:54,713 --> 02:03:56,113 eeheh eheheh 1815 02:03:56,131 --> 02:03:58,031 ok... just tell me one thing, 1816 02:03:59,120 --> 02:04:00,941 do you really feel... 1817 02:04:01,890 --> 02:04:07,988 nose comes in between if wanted to kiss? 1818 02:04:10,185 --> 02:04:11,305 hmmm... 1819 02:04:13,993 --> 02:04:15,113 ey have this dhokla... hold this, 1820 02:04:17,887 --> 02:04:24,388 you Gujrati people are too cute yaar, but why does your food sound so dangerous? 1821 02:04:25,544 --> 02:04:30,645 Dhokla, phaphda, handhwa, thepla, kakkrah 1822 02:04:31,352 --> 02:04:33,952 It seems as though they are some missiles! 1823 02:04:33,979 --> 02:04:34,979 come... come on 1824 02:04:35,036 --> 02:04:40,536 Tonight Bush dropped two dhoklas... 400 killed, 200 injured! 1825 02:04:40,711 --> 02:04:42,111 come on.. 1826 02:04:45,365 --> 02:04:46,485 aare 1827 02:04:47,818 --> 02:04:49,919 I can bear with khakrah, phaphda 1828 02:04:50,635 --> 02:04:52,454 but this name of yours 1829 02:04:52,769 --> 02:04:54,869 Ranchhodas Shyamaldas Chanchad! 1830 02:04:55,601 --> 02:04:56,720 yack!! 1831 02:04:57,390 --> 02:05:00,191 I won't change my surname after marriage, huh? 1832 02:05:01,443 --> 02:05:03,962 Pia, we can't get married 1833 02:05:07,483 --> 02:05:08,883 why? 1834 02:05:09,300 --> 02:05:11,121 do you love someone? 1835 02:05:12,755 --> 02:05:13,875 no 1836 02:05:13,915 --> 02:05:15,315 are you gay? 1837 02:05:15,398 --> 02:05:16,518 no 1838 02:05:17,475 --> 02:05:19,575 then why don't you propose me? 1839 02:05:23,556 --> 02:05:25,375 are you impotent? 1840 02:05:27,639 --> 02:05:29,459 then prove it..prove it 1841 02:05:30,194 --> 02:05:31,294 Pia..I'm not.. 1842 02:05:31,344 --> 02:05:32,564 hey stop stop stop stop! 1843 02:05:32,584 --> 02:05:33,604 aare, what happened? 1844 02:05:33,618 --> 02:05:35,519 aare, we haven't informed Pia at all! 1845 02:05:35,526 --> 02:05:37,447 Oh stop now..my bladders are bursting! 1846 02:05:37,505 --> 02:05:38,525 Oh shut up yaar! 1847 02:05:38,612 --> 02:05:39,632 are you in touch with her? 1848 02:05:39,650 --> 02:05:40,469 no yaar 1849 02:05:40,558 --> 02:05:41,857 but I have her landline no. 1850 02:05:41,911 --> 02:05:42,811 then dial it, I'll stop.. 1851 02:05:42,856 --> 02:05:43,976 ya..stop stop stop 1852 02:05:48,610 --> 02:05:49,430 hello! 1853 02:05:49,444 --> 02:05:51,544 no place to piss in this country? 1854 02:05:51,633 --> 02:05:54,653 hello..ya..is Pia there? 1855 02:05:54,708 --> 02:05:55,228 she's not there sir 1856 02:05:55,365 --> 02:05:57,365 ok..where will she be availiable?..in the hospital? 1857 02:05:57,384 --> 02:05:59,984 Sir, why would she go to hospital today? It's her marriage today! 1858 02:06:00,049 --> 02:06:01,869 she's gone to manali! 1859 02:06:08,729 --> 02:06:10,549 Pia marriage is over! 1860 02:06:11,086 --> 02:06:16,587 it's not yet over..see, it's a 6 hour's way..if we speed up, then we'll surely reach before the marriage vows! 1861 02:06:16,912 --> 02:06:18,312 what do you say? 1862 02:06:19,537 --> 02:06:22,436 now if you have already thought about it partner, then take a u-turn! 1863 02:06:22,452 --> 02:06:26,854 ae, no u-turn...straight to Ladakh...we'll meet Rancho and come back... 1864 02:06:26,933 --> 02:06:29,732 Friday, I have a meeting with Phunsukh Wangdu 1865 02:06:29,822 --> 02:06:31,622 come...come...sit in the car 1866 02:06:31,630 --> 02:06:33,429 If I miss it, you know what will happen! 1867 02:06:33,475 --> 02:06:34,776 The Japanese will get in. 1868 02:06:34,785 --> 02:06:37,285 They are offering him a first name in the company 1869 02:06:37,372 --> 02:06:40,372 Phunshuk and Fujiashi. Profit hearings are. 1870 02:07:12,052 --> 02:07:13,273 Pia weds Suhas! 1871 02:07:13,346 --> 02:07:15,446 and thanks for the suit, huh! 1872 02:07:16,407 --> 02:07:17,807 yaar... Virus will suffer a heart attack 1873 02:07:17,847 --> 02:07:18,966 hello, hello 1874 02:07:18,997 --> 02:07:21,996 whenever his daughters are getting married, we come off to ruin it! 1875 02:07:22,658 --> 02:07:26,159 ok listen. I'll handle Pia. you pull out the price-tag! 1876 02:07:42,228 --> 02:07:43,348 Farhan! 1877 02:07:43,426 --> 02:07:44,545 we found Rancho, Pia! 1878 02:07:51,652 --> 02:07:52,973 Is it for 107? 1879 02:07:53,028 --> 02:07:53,849 Yes sir! 1880 02:07:54,412 --> 02:07:55,432 Give it here. 1881 02:07:55,456 --> 02:07:56,556 How much time do you take yaar? 1882 02:07:56,574 --> 02:07:57,373 Sorry sir... 1883 02:07:57,395 --> 02:07:58,795 Come on... go 1884 02:08:06,704 --> 02:08:07,624 house-keeping sir! 1885 02:08:07,661 --> 02:08:08,660 come in! 1886 02:08:08,821 --> 02:08:10,641 more..more..amore 1887 02:08:10,713 --> 02:08:12,814 quick quick iron my sherwani! 1888 02:08:12,866 --> 02:08:15,486 more..more..amore 1889 02:08:15,997 --> 02:08:19,498 aare, we found Rancho..still, will you marry this donkey? 1890 02:08:20,010 --> 02:08:21,830 you're mad, Farhan! 1891 02:08:22,262 --> 02:08:23,482 don't fool yourself Pia! 1892 02:08:23,488 --> 02:08:26,988 you love Rancho even today.. and eating these dhoklas remembering him! 1893 02:08:27,198 --> 02:08:28,918 more..more..amore 1894 02:08:44,799 --> 02:08:48,599 he's a dog's tail..put it inside a pipe for 12years.. when you remove it..it'll still remain bent! 1895 02:08:48,643 --> 02:08:51,444 Shut up Farhan. Suhas is the changed man! 1896 02:08:51,464 --> 02:08:53,863 now he never talks about brands and prices! 1897 02:08:53,887 --> 02:08:55,986 My 1.5lakh worth sherwani!!! 1898 02:08:57,016 --> 02:08:59,116 why do you people eat chutney??? 1899 02:08:59,127 --> 02:09:00,328 sir I'll do something sir! 1900 02:09:00,396 --> 02:09:01,616 what...what will you do? 1901 02:09:01,712 --> 02:09:04,112 sir...sir...we get such shirts and sherwanis everyday in our laundry sir! 1902 02:09:04,139 --> 02:09:05,439 I'll clean it within 2minutes sir! 1903 02:09:05,439 --> 02:09:07,259 sir..one minute sir! 1904 02:09:11,115 --> 02:09:12,515 get it soon! 1905 02:09:13,261 --> 02:09:14,960 but it's too late now, Farhan! 1906 02:09:15,013 --> 02:09:18,413 Pia...Pia...come, it's getting late! Come on. 1907 02:09:29,084 --> 02:09:31,884 Pia. I'm Raju. Don't shout, people will kill me 1908 02:09:36,987 --> 02:09:38,008 where is Suhas? 1909 02:09:38,078 --> 02:09:41,577 aare, he had come from house-keeping. he took away the sherwani!! 1910 02:09:41,780 --> 02:09:43,600 Go inside. And send Suhas 1911 02:09:43,607 --> 02:09:47,608 The hymns are going on Pia. If I get up and go then all will be furious yaar! 1912 02:09:57,175 --> 02:09:57,995 yes Farhan, tell me 1913 02:09:58,071 --> 02:09:59,392 car is ready at the gate 1914 02:09:59,454 --> 02:10:00,254 I'm telling..take Pia and run! 1915 02:10:00,264 --> 02:10:02,284 aare don't move yaar 1916 02:10:03,463 --> 02:10:04,283 sir? 1917 02:10:04,358 --> 02:10:04,758 sherwani? 1918 02:10:04,804 --> 02:10:05,704 you are here? 1919 02:10:05,767 --> 02:10:06,287 yes 1920 02:10:06,312 --> 02:10:07,313 whose taking the vows over there? 1921 02:10:07,347 --> 02:10:08,467 vows? 1922 02:10:10,168 --> 02:10:14,667 if the vows get over..then our marriage will be over..I'm already married Pia..let's go! 1923 02:10:14,997 --> 02:10:18,598 there are so many people over here..all of them will laugh!! 1924 02:10:18,650 --> 02:10:20,550 aare, because people laugh... so will you suicide? 1925 02:10:20,567 --> 02:10:21,587 aare..Rastogi? 1926 02:10:21,636 --> 02:10:25,137 Pia.. people will gossip for two days and forget it! 1927 02:10:25,215 --> 02:10:28,916 but today if you do this marriage..you never forget that car was at the gate! 1928 02:10:28,984 --> 02:10:32,982 we had come to take you to Rancho..but only because you feared from people 1929 02:10:33,068 --> 02:10:35,167 you got married to this donkey! 1930 02:10:36,713 --> 02:10:37,833 house keeping? 1931 02:11:15,879 --> 02:11:18,678 yaar Pia..there is a small..minor tension. 1932 02:11:18,774 --> 02:11:19,894 what? 1933 02:11:20,044 --> 02:11:22,043 we don't know if Rancho's married or not? 1934 02:11:22,059 --> 02:11:22,679 what! 1935 02:11:22,746 --> 02:11:24,047 aare, I wouldn't have happened yaar. it wouldn't have happened! 1936 02:11:24,052 --> 02:11:25,852 and if it would've happened? 1937 02:11:25,945 --> 02:11:27,766 then we'll drop you back! 1938 02:11:28,188 --> 02:11:30,087 aare, don't take tension. have this biscuit 1939 02:11:30,158 --> 02:11:31,958 hand-made biscuit from San Francisco 1940 02:11:32,232 --> 02:11:33,552 Idiot,,,. 1941 02:11:35,450 --> 02:11:37,270 from where did he come? 1942 02:11:37,308 --> 02:11:38,328 ignore it..ignore it.. 1943 02:11:38,362 --> 02:11:39,362 you eat the biscuits..eat.. 1944 02:11:39,523 --> 02:11:40,524 it's very good 1945 02:11:40,572 --> 02:11:41,572 AAL IZ WELL... AAL IZ WELL! 1946 02:11:41,634 --> 02:11:43,755 Till yesterday I was a noble citizen of this country 1947 02:11:43,839 --> 02:11:47,438 but in the last 24hours. I had got an emergency landing of a plane 1948 02:11:48,054 --> 02:11:50,853 almost immersed Shyamalda's soul in the gutter 1949 02:11:50,917 --> 02:11:53,719 and kidnapped a bride from her wedding 1950 02:11:53,783 --> 02:11:55,383 all for that idiot Rancho 1951 02:11:56,220 --> 02:11:58,620 but even that idiot gave out his heart for his friends 1952 02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:02,220 he had entered Ravan's territory, to steal a question paper for Raju 1953 02:12:02,305 --> 02:12:03,606 search for a red sealed envelope 1954 02:12:03,689 --> 02:12:04,689 ok come... 1955 02:12:04,724 --> 02:12:09,222 he was very afraid..that if Raju failed, he'll again go and do a high-jump! 1956 02:12:11,873 --> 02:12:14,174 but even we were very principled robbers! 1957 02:12:14,375 --> 02:12:18,576 we had sweared that we'll steal the paper oly for Raju...we won't even see it ourselves! 1958 02:12:21,067 --> 02:12:22,667 aare yaar, where has he hidden it? 1959 02:12:22,681 --> 02:12:24,481 aare yaar, searching like this, it'll be good morning 1960 02:12:24,568 --> 02:12:25,888 Rancho, ask Pia 1961 02:12:29,125 --> 02:12:31,126 where are you, since then I'm calling you? 1962 02:12:32,225 --> 02:12:33,625 Pia, your phone 1963 02:12:33,676 --> 02:12:35,195 give it to me, one minute Pia...Pia 1964 02:12:35,221 --> 02:12:37,621 Jiju..when we say AAL IZ WELL..it kicks! 1965 02:12:37,633 --> 02:12:39,032 it kicked 1966 02:12:39,161 --> 02:12:40,561 you heard? 1967 02:12:40,906 --> 02:12:42,728 Pia, your phone 1968 02:12:47,727 --> 02:12:49,547 we got it..Rancho.. 1969 02:12:50,391 --> 02:12:51,512 hello? 1970 02:12:52,854 --> 02:12:54,953 aare at least call me sometimes! 1971 02:13:08,507 --> 02:13:11,307 make its copy..make its xerox copy..quick! 1972 02:13:18,500 --> 02:13:19,620 take it 1973 02:13:31,681 --> 02:13:33,782 keep it wherever we got it from... 1974 02:13:34,056 --> 02:13:35,456 carefully! 1975 02:13:56,306 --> 02:13:57,426 oye where had you been???? huh? 1976 02:13:58,995 --> 02:14:00,115 huh?? 1977 02:14:02,428 --> 02:14:03,427 take this... 1978 02:14:03,444 --> 02:14:04,444 what is it? 1979 02:14:04,486 --> 02:14:05,606 enjoy... 1980 02:14:06,118 --> 02:14:07,939 question paper... 1981 02:14:08,055 --> 02:14:11,855 VIRUS's had set by himself to make you fail in exam.... 1982 02:14:17,055 --> 02:14:19,156 weird friends I've got... 1983 02:14:19,471 --> 02:14:22,071 teaching how to live straight forward first.... 1984 02:14:22,142 --> 02:14:25,142 then making me do things that are odd... 1985 02:14:25,914 --> 02:14:28,815 no..today.. 1986 02:14:29,029 --> 02:14:31,828 if I pass, it'll be on my own ability! 1987 02:14:33,489 --> 02:14:35,589 otherwise it's okay if I fail! 1988 02:14:51,036 --> 02:14:52,156 Idiot! 1989 02:14:52,219 --> 02:14:56,220 idiot won my heart! My heart said I'll make this idiot my brother-in-law 1990 02:14:56,298 --> 02:14:59,097 um.. um... then I controlled my emotion! 1991 02:15:17,232 --> 02:15:18,631 go..go.. 1992 02:15:18,681 --> 02:15:20,500 no sir no sir please.. 1993 02:15:23,086 --> 02:15:24,606 you had come to change the system! 1994 02:15:26,378 --> 02:15:28,198 You'll piss on my door 1995 02:15:30,430 --> 02:15:31,830 bloody rascals 1996 02:15:32,458 --> 02:15:33,858 sorry sir 1997 02:15:34,900 --> 02:15:40,700 you are restigated, if you aren't gone by morning. I'll call the police 1998 02:15:40,721 --> 02:15:42,541 I'll call the police 1999 02:15:44,100 --> 02:15:47,200 rascals..rascals all of you! 2000 02:15:50,887 --> 02:15:52,988 how did he get my office's key? 2001 02:15:54,050 --> 02:15:55,870 I gave him the keys dad 2002 02:15:56,446 --> 02:15:59,245 I wish I had given it to my brother 2003 02:15:59,344 --> 02:16:00,444 he would have been alive today.. 2004 02:16:00,539 --> 02:16:01,939 stop it Pia 2005 02:16:02,121 --> 02:16:05,523 what do you think?..brother, fell off the train and died? 2006 02:16:05,661 --> 02:16:06,461 shut up Pia 2007 02:16:06,527 --> 02:16:08,526 you decided that he'll be an engineer..... 2008 02:16:08,543 --> 02:16:11,342 did you ever ask him, what he wanted to be? 2009 02:16:11,736 --> 02:16:13,737 how much you pressurised brother, dad.. 2010 02:16:13,755 --> 02:16:17,556 he thought it's easier to die than to give an entrance exam! 2011 02:16:19,731 --> 02:16:21,251 what is she saying? 2012 02:16:21,332 --> 02:16:23,032 dad, you go into the room! 2013 02:16:23,084 --> 02:16:24,904 you get into your room! 2014 02:16:27,785 --> 02:16:31,786 Pia stop it..what are you doing Pia?..I'm telling you right.. 2015 02:16:32,097 --> 02:16:36,497 brother wanted to study literature..he wanted to be a writer 2016 02:16:38,252 --> 02:16:40,751 but he couldn't write anything more than this suicide note! 2017 02:16:40,893 --> 02:16:41,894 Pia, hide that letter..please! 2018 02:16:41,960 --> 02:16:44,061 till when will I hide it sister? 2019 02:16:46,809 --> 02:16:47,929 once 2020 02:16:49,069 --> 02:16:51,169 only once if you would have told him 2021 02:16:51,590 --> 02:16:54,592 if you can do engineering then quit it! 2022 02:16:54,679 --> 02:16:56,498 do whatever you like! 2023 02:16:57,092 --> 02:16:59,891 then today brother would have been alive, dad! 2024 02:17:06,936 --> 02:17:08,756 he cannot suicide 2025 02:17:09,046 --> 02:17:13,146 you're right dad, it wasn't a suicide... 2026 02:17:14,820 --> 02:17:16,739 it was a murder! 2027 02:17:31,129 --> 02:17:36,329 in many areas..the roads are immersed in water..their is total traffic jam! 2028 02:17:49,444 --> 02:17:51,265 Dad.. 2029 02:17:52,945 --> 02:17:54,065 dad!!.. 2030 02:17:54,205 --> 02:17:55,324 Mona.... 2031 02:17:59,304 --> 02:18:02,304 aare, I told you to go back right? then why are you coming behind us? 2032 02:18:02,346 --> 02:18:04,446 why..is this your mom's road? 2033 02:18:04,458 --> 02:18:09,259 please help..we are desperate here! is there only one ambulance in the city? 2034 02:18:09,554 --> 02:18:11,553 get an ambulance from some other hospital! 2035 02:18:11,681 --> 02:18:14,380 the whole city is immersed in water, sir 2036 02:18:14,380 --> 02:18:16,199 we can't do anythin! 2037 02:18:16,857 --> 02:18:19,078 no..Pia..that.. 2038 02:18:19,095 --> 02:18:20,915 hey Mona..what happened? 2039 02:18:20,966 --> 02:18:22,367 Rancho..Pia! 2040 02:18:23,721 --> 02:18:27,741 Rancho, it's impossible to reach over here.... so do as I say! 2041 02:18:27,835 --> 02:18:32,735 you guys are not understanding!..get water bags..drive fast!!.. You're not underst....... 2042 02:18:33,359 --> 02:18:35,180 they disconnected! 2043 02:18:35,399 --> 02:18:36,518 Monaa! 2044 02:18:40,753 --> 02:18:41,873 Monaa! 2045 02:18:42,976 --> 02:18:44,796 be careful..be careful 2046 02:18:46,245 --> 02:18:48,246 turn on the light..turn on the light! 2047 02:18:48,561 --> 02:18:50,781 table..table..table-tennis table 2048 02:18:55,678 --> 02:18:57,899 Raju, switch on the webcam! 2049 02:18:57,948 --> 02:18:58,568 yaa 2050 02:19:01,578 --> 02:19:02,698 ya Pia.. 2051 02:19:02,755 --> 02:19:04,754 hello Raju..where is sister?...show me!! 2052 02:19:04,841 --> 02:19:06,561 ya..hold on hold on 2053 02:19:07,196 --> 02:19:09,016 don't worry.. hold on 2054 02:19:09,043 --> 02:19:10,443 see this Pia 2055 02:19:10,695 --> 02:19:12,995 sister, everything will be alright! I'm near you..ok? 2056 02:19:13,260 --> 02:19:14,380 Pia I'm dying. 2057 02:19:14,422 --> 02:19:18,223 Rancho, when there were no hospitals and doctors in this world even then babies were born... 2058 02:19:18,423 --> 02:19:20,622 you guys will carry on sister's delivery 2059 02:19:21,380 --> 02:19:22,500 aaaaa 2060 02:19:23,641 --> 02:19:25,541 aal iz well.. aal iz well.. 2061 02:19:25,634 --> 02:19:26,855 how dare you...??? 2062 02:19:27,022 --> 02:19:28,842 what are you guys doing? 2063 02:19:28,860 --> 02:19:31,459 dad, don't come in between..please stay out of this ok!! 2064 02:19:31,550 --> 02:19:33,350 Farhan, you go get towels and scissors.... 2065 02:19:33,364 --> 02:19:35,664 Millimeter, get cloth drying clip and hot water.... 2066 02:19:35,670 --> 02:19:37,671 Rancho you cover sister... 2067 02:19:44,883 --> 02:19:46,284 sister.... push 2068 02:19:46,558 --> 02:19:48,577 push..push..come on.. 2069 02:19:49,398 --> 02:19:50,598 push.... 2070 02:19:50,835 --> 02:19:52,734 keep quiet..I'm unable to push 2071 02:19:52,962 --> 02:19:55,363 Rancho, see if crowning is happening? 2072 02:19:55,478 --> 02:19:57,298 crowning means? 2073 02:19:57,639 --> 02:19:59,459 go get that diagram 2074 02:20:01,390 --> 02:20:04,191 Rancho, see if the head is coming out 2075 02:20:06,371 --> 02:20:08,190 come on Rancho..quickly 2076 02:20:08,296 --> 02:20:09,695 Gooooooo 2077 02:20:09,734 --> 02:20:12,333 Go go go..go Rancho..go..come on 2078 02:20:19,303 --> 02:20:21,603 No. No crowning. It's not coming. No 2079 02:20:21,639 --> 02:20:23,459 sister.. please push 2080 02:20:26,037 --> 02:20:27,437 Mona.. 2081 02:20:27,767 --> 02:20:28,886 Mona 2082 02:20:29,661 --> 02:20:31,081 she's tired Pia.. 2083 02:20:31,151 --> 02:20:32,351 wake her up 2084 02:20:32,351 --> 02:20:34,952 if she doesn't push, then it'll be a big problem 2085 02:20:34,960 --> 02:20:37,059 vacuum cup has to be put, Pia 2086 02:20:37,102 --> 02:20:38,902 from where will they get a vacuum cup over there... 2087 02:20:38,929 --> 02:20:41,929 what is a vacuum cup?..how does it look?..what do they do with it? 2088 02:20:41,987 --> 02:20:43,388 I'll show u 2089 02:20:45,653 --> 02:20:49,852 if the mother gets tired and is unable to push then this cup is put on the baby's head 2090 02:20:49,897 --> 02:20:53,399 suction pump creates vacuum and this cup sticks on the baby's head 2091 02:20:54,157 --> 02:20:56,256 then the baby is pulled out 2092 02:20:56,701 --> 02:20:58,401 i can make this..i can make it 2093 02:20:58,411 --> 02:20:59,231 how? 2094 02:20:59,250 --> 02:21:00,269 vacuum cleaner sir.. 2095 02:21:00,324 --> 02:21:00,944 vacuum cleaner??.. 2096 02:21:00,983 --> 02:21:01,903 yes sir..vacuum cleaner 2097 02:21:01,979 --> 02:21:04,280 but vacuum cleaner's pressure is too much Rancho 2098 02:21:04,324 --> 02:21:05,224 I'll control the pressure 2099 02:21:05,268 --> 02:21:06,369 is there a vacuum cleaner over there? 2100 02:21:06,397 --> 02:21:07,916 it's there in my office 2101 02:21:07,928 --> 02:21:10,228 Farhan go soon and get it from sir's office 2102 02:21:10,251 --> 02:21:11,651 take the key 2103 02:21:16,145 --> 02:21:18,246 Mona..push Mona..come on push 2104 02:21:20,627 --> 02:21:22,028 what happened? 2105 02:21:22,459 --> 02:21:23,859 what happened? 2106 02:21:27,554 --> 02:21:28,473 ya Pia 2107 02:21:28,511 --> 02:21:29,531 hello Raju what happened? 2108 02:21:29,579 --> 02:21:30,600 the light is gone Pia 2109 02:21:30,690 --> 02:21:32,691 Oh God! Now how will the vacuum cleaner work 2110 02:21:32,753 --> 02:21:35,253 Farhan, you get the vacuum cleaner and I shall get the light.. 2111 02:21:35,331 --> 02:21:36,451 how? 2112 02:21:37,010 --> 02:21:39,110 Millimeter..get Virus out..fast come on 2113 02:21:39,654 --> 02:21:41,455 come Virus..get out..get out 2114 02:21:41,924 --> 02:21:45,424 aare not this Virus yaar.. my Virus, the inverter that I had made 2115 02:21:45,843 --> 02:21:46,062 that? 2116 02:21:46,114 --> 02:21:46,934 go get that soon 2117 02:21:47,046 --> 02:21:48,046 Oh ok, that one... I understood!!! 2118 02:21:48,103 --> 02:21:50,202 Raju..wake everyone in the hostel 2119 02:21:50,227 --> 02:21:54,428 and tell them that we want car battery, wires, tool kit and vaccuum gauge.. come on 2120 02:21:56,147 --> 02:21:59,547 come out..there's an emergency in the common room 2121 02:22:27,812 --> 02:22:28,832 where is Rancho? 2122 02:22:28,847 --> 02:22:30,268 sir sir sir..here sir 2123 02:22:30,281 --> 02:22:32,481 everyone keep the batteries over here..comeon..quickly! 2124 02:22:32,489 --> 02:22:33,889 and the wires 2125 02:22:34,482 --> 02:22:37,481 Raju.. turn off all switches and connect this inverter to main... 2126 02:22:37,562 --> 02:22:38,962 take this 2127 02:22:42,168 --> 02:22:44,267 Rancho, vacuum cleaner... 2128 02:22:44,826 --> 02:22:47,727 Farhan.... that camera cleaning thing..what do you call it? 2129 02:22:47,760 --> 02:22:49,860 plower..plower..go and get it soon 2130 02:22:51,616 --> 02:22:52,736 Rancho, take this plower 2131 02:22:53,213 --> 02:22:56,013 pull the vaccuum and put it on the pipe..over here! 2132 02:23:19,953 --> 02:23:21,772 Rancho..it's done! 2133 02:23:23,567 --> 02:23:25,387 is every swiches off? 2134 02:23:26,109 --> 02:23:28,910 now turn on only TT table's and computer's light! 2135 02:23:40,317 --> 02:23:42,416 Raju, turn on the computer..fast! 2136 02:23:42,488 --> 02:23:44,888 help me..connect this..put it in this! 2137 02:23:45,776 --> 02:23:47,877 Pia..come soon..Pia..come soon 2138 02:23:50,369 --> 02:23:51,769 love you Rancho 2139 02:23:52,039 --> 02:23:53,638 Farhan..on it 2140 02:23:53,729 --> 02:23:54,849 yes 2141 02:24:00,274 --> 02:24:02,374 Pia, how much must the suction be? 2142 02:24:02,395 --> 02:24:03,915 not more than 0.5 Rancho 2143 02:24:04,071 --> 02:24:04,871 Farhan..0.5 2144 02:24:05,477 --> 02:24:06,678 cover up 2145 02:24:06,754 --> 02:24:07,274 yes 2146 02:24:07,422 --> 02:24:08,542 0.5 2147 02:24:09,016 --> 02:24:10,136 ok 2148 02:24:10,849 --> 02:24:14,349 delivery using vacuum cleaner..i haven't seen this in 20 yrs of my career! 2149 02:24:16,038 --> 02:24:17,058 Farhan..off it.. 2150 02:24:17,078 --> 02:24:18,198 yeah 2151 02:24:23,665 --> 02:24:25,765 Raju, get on the table..see me 2152 02:24:25,915 --> 02:24:28,716 push the baby down like this..like this 2153 02:24:30,377 --> 02:24:31,777 Farhan, turn it on.. 2154 02:24:35,675 --> 02:24:38,474 come on sister....push.. You can do it! 2155 02:24:39,207 --> 02:24:41,305 come on Mona..push..come on 2156 02:24:45,349 --> 02:24:47,749 think abt champ..for champ..come on 2157 02:24:47,896 --> 02:24:50,116 come on Mona..Mona push 2158 02:24:52,469 --> 02:24:55,290 it's coming..it's coming 2159 02:24:55,346 --> 02:24:57,445 come on sister....you can do it 2160 02:25:07,538 --> 02:25:08,458 Farhan..turn it off.. 2161 02:25:08,474 --> 02:25:10,294 ya ya. I turned it off 2162 02:25:29,034 --> 02:25:30,834 put two clips..and cut the umbical chord 2163 02:25:31,003 --> 02:25:32,403 Farhan, get two clips..fast! 2164 02:25:32,421 --> 02:25:34,822 put it on the umbical chord and get scissors 2165 02:25:34,895 --> 02:25:36,715 careful careful 2166 02:25:37,570 --> 02:25:39,390 get the towel..towel 2167 02:25:41,810 --> 02:25:44,812 Pia..Pia,,,why isn't it cryin? 2168 02:25:44,919 --> 02:25:46,038 huh?.. 2169 02:25:48,482 --> 02:25:49,881 hey 2170 02:25:50,299 --> 02:25:51,699 hey champ 2171 02:25:52,086 --> 02:25:55,507 Rancho rub is back 2172 02:25:56,744 --> 02:25:58,144 hey champ 2173 02:26:00,567 --> 02:26:02,667 no.. Nothing is happening.. 2174 02:26:02,674 --> 02:26:04,774 blow air into its mouth.. 2175 02:26:08,299 --> 02:26:09,699 come on.. 2176 02:26:10,595 --> 02:26:11,996 come on champ 2177 02:26:17,002 --> 02:26:18,821 nothing is happening 2178 02:26:41,041 --> 02:26:42,361 Quiet Mona, quiet 2179 02:26:42,447 --> 02:26:44,547 say all iz well.. say aal iz well 2180 02:26:49,388 --> 02:26:51,488 it kicked 2181 02:26:51,773 --> 02:26:52,893 what!!! 2182 02:26:53,616 --> 02:26:55,415 it kicked 2183 02:26:58,207 --> 02:27:00,308 say aal iz well.. all iz well 2184 02:27:00,375 --> 02:27:01,475 all iz well 2185 02:27:01,509 --> 02:27:01,908 all iz well 2186 02:27:01,928 --> 02:27:02,728 all iz well 2187 02:27:02,931 --> 02:27:03,531 all iz well 2188 02:27:04,147 --> 02:27:05,547 all iz well 2189 02:27:05,836 --> 02:27:07,136 all iz well 2190 02:27:11,656 --> 02:27:13,556 yeah!!!! 2191 02:27:47,228 --> 02:27:52,229 at that time if VIRUS would have said that his grandson would have been an engineer... I would have raped that idiot! 2192 02:27:53,005 --> 02:27:56,404 but when that idiot opened his mouth, then a miracle happened! 2193 02:27:56,453 --> 02:27:59,654 solid you kick.. will you become a footballer or what? 2194 02:27:59,710 --> 02:28:03,311 become..become whatever your heart says 2195 02:28:18,993 --> 02:28:21,093 stop....where are you going?.. 2196 02:28:21,300 --> 02:28:23,400 I'm not finished with you, 2197 02:28:24,666 --> 02:28:27,867 on the first day of college, you had asked me a question....remember? 2198 02:28:27,903 --> 02:28:30,703 that why don't they use a pencil in the space. 2199 02:28:30,788 --> 02:28:34,987 if the tip of the pencil breaks in the space, then it will be revolving under the action of gravity 2200 02:28:35,008 --> 02:28:37,409 it can get into someone's eyes, it can get into someone's nose 2201 02:28:37,494 --> 02:28:39,194 it can get into the instrument panel. 2202 02:28:39,249 --> 02:28:41,349 you were wrong... you were wrong 2203 02:28:42,184 --> 02:28:44,283 you cannot be right all the time! 2204 02:28:46,156 --> 02:28:47,976 you understand? 2205 02:28:49,326 --> 02:28:50,445 yes sir 2206 02:28:51,645 --> 02:28:55,846 this was a very important invention... you understand? 2207 02:28:57,221 --> 02:28:58,340 yes sir 2208 02:28:59,632 --> 02:29:02,232 my director had told me.... 2209 02:29:03,439 --> 02:29:09,939 when any extraordinary student comes... 2210 02:29:26,587 --> 02:29:31,086 go go go... go study... pass in the exams and go away from here... 2211 02:29:39,368 --> 02:29:43,970 and now student of the year.. Ranchhodas Shyamaldas Chanchad 2212 02:30:00,894 --> 02:30:02,714 sir..one photo sir! 2213 02:30:18,467 --> 02:30:21,968 i wanted to capture all these memories in my camera and take it with me! 2214 02:30:24,032 --> 02:30:28,231 on that day, everyone were hugging each other, getting emotional and making promises 2215 02:30:28,382 --> 02:30:31,884 that we'll stay in touch, we'll surely meet up once in a year! 2216 02:30:32,034 --> 02:30:37,033 who knew that we were seeing Rancho for the last time? 2217 02:31:06,807 --> 02:31:08,626 yaar, untie him! 2218 02:31:10,346 --> 02:31:13,146 I'll sue you all in american court! 2219 02:31:26,341 --> 02:31:27,460 Raju. 2220 02:31:45,577 --> 02:31:47,978 this kinda school... only can be made by that idiot Rancho! 2221 02:31:48,041 --> 02:31:49,862 but where is he? 2222 02:31:53,234 --> 02:31:54,634 see there.. 2223 02:31:55,427 --> 02:31:57,247 go in creatures... go 2224 02:31:57,328 --> 02:31:59,049 don't piss over here... 2225 02:31:59,187 --> 02:32:01,007 you want a beating, huh? 2226 02:32:11,972 --> 02:32:14,692 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2227 02:32:16,174 --> 02:32:17,274 ha ha ha.. 2228 02:32:17,310 --> 02:32:20,811 we got him.... that idiot is some where around.. come on 2229 02:32:30,572 --> 02:32:32,772 brother, where will we find Ranchhodas? 2230 02:32:32,832 --> 02:32:33,932 is his name Ranchhodas!!! 2231 02:32:33,973 --> 02:32:34,393 Rancho 2232 02:32:34,418 --> 02:32:35,938 Chote..Chote..Chote 2233 02:32:36,002 --> 02:32:37,004 aare, whats his name ultimately? 2234 02:32:37,054 --> 02:32:38,954 aare, cool down.... cool down 2235 02:32:38,995 --> 02:32:40,394 come with me.. 2236 02:32:42,115 --> 02:32:43,934 where.. where is Rancho? 2237 02:32:43,986 --> 02:32:45,386 Rancho..Rancho 2238 02:32:49,929 --> 02:32:55,929 Farhan, do you know.....he has read every book written by u!!..see this 2239 02:32:58,935 --> 02:33:01,933 Raju.... he reads your blogs everyday! 2240 02:33:02,018 --> 02:33:05,517 he tells the children about your research very proudly! 2241 02:33:08,210 --> 02:33:10,510 do you remember your helmet Pia sister? 2242 02:33:10,549 --> 02:33:12,369 it was stolen right? 2243 02:33:13,300 --> 02:33:16,701 who are you?.. and how do you remember all our names? 2244 02:33:16,726 --> 02:33:18,546 didn't you recognize me? 2245 02:33:18,592 --> 02:33:19,712 no 2246 02:33:19,770 --> 02:33:24,169 how will you recogzine.. now that millimeter has become centimeter! 2247 02:33:27,301 --> 02:33:32,299 oye oye oye..idiot..what centimeter? you have become kilometer!!! 2248 02:33:33,011 --> 02:33:34,311 but what are you doing over here? 2249 02:33:34,380 --> 02:33:37,881 for the first time, I got a letter on my name.. I found a train ticket from that 2250 02:33:37,974 --> 02:33:41,474 it was written inside that if you wanna study then board the train! and I boarded it.. 2251 02:33:42,752 --> 02:33:44,373 idiot Rancho.. 2252 02:33:47,802 --> 02:33:49,622 where is that idiot? 2253 02:33:59,672 --> 02:34:01,772 Furjee.. take this and go!!! 2254 02:34:15,771 --> 02:34:20,770 you come in my dreams everyday on a scooter wearing a bride's costume ! 2255 02:34:21,994 --> 02:34:24,795 instead of the veil.. you take off your helmet! 2256 02:34:24,864 --> 02:34:26,964 and you come near me to kiss me! 2257 02:34:28,888 --> 02:34:30,709 aaaaaaah..ouch! 2258 02:34:30,798 --> 02:34:32,899 couldn't you say and go? 2259 02:34:33,647 --> 02:34:35,966 ummmm.. No.. 2260 02:34:35,993 --> 02:34:37,393 ummmm...sorry 2261 02:34:38,119 --> 02:34:39,339 did you get married? 2262 02:34:39,376 --> 02:34:42,296 what?..what?.. 2263 02:34:42,340 --> 02:34:45,161 no... you? 2264 02:34:45,363 --> 02:34:46,763 almost, idiot! 2265 02:34:54,274 --> 02:34:55,395 then? 2266 02:34:56,362 --> 02:34:57,761 then what? 2267 02:34:57,781 --> 02:34:59,601 do you love someone? 2268 02:35:00,702 --> 02:35:02,403 hmm.. 2269 02:35:02,993 --> 02:35:04,112 ya 2270 02:35:09,882 --> 02:35:11,002 who? 2271 02:35:11,997 --> 02:35:13,117 you..! 2272 02:35:37,798 --> 02:35:41,298 did you see, the nose doesn't come in between, stupid! 2273 02:35:41,372 --> 02:35:43,192 yes, that's right! 2274 02:35:43,272 --> 02:35:45,092 idiot Rancho! 2275 02:35:45,302 --> 02:35:46,603 hi, Farhan! 2276 02:35:46,662 --> 02:35:48,562 aare keep your hi to yourself! 2277 02:35:48,606 --> 02:35:49,626 aare listen to me! 2278 02:35:49,675 --> 02:35:50,996 no, you listen to me 2279 02:35:51,074 --> 02:35:52,873 aare..you listen to me..listen to me, 2280 02:35:52,914 --> 02:35:54,733 no,you listen to me, I'll explain everything 2281 02:35:56,418 --> 02:35:57,818 hey Raju 2282 02:35:57,890 --> 02:35:58,811 idiot!! 2283 02:35:58,825 --> 02:35:59,826 look here... 2284 02:36:02,373 --> 02:36:03,773 aeee.idiot 2285 02:36:08,221 --> 02:36:11,023 hit him..hit him two-three from my side as well 2286 02:36:11,197 --> 02:36:13,296 because of you, what all I had to become..you know? 2287 02:36:13,299 --> 02:36:15,118 this idiot got glasses! 2288 02:36:18,289 --> 02:36:20,110 come.. getup idiot.. getup 2289 02:36:30,561 --> 02:36:33,180 ha ha eh ehhe hehhhee 2290 02:36:33,657 --> 02:36:35,057 hey idiot! 2291 02:36:48,587 --> 02:36:50,407 having fun idiots? 2292 02:36:50,549 --> 02:36:52,548 hey.. hi Chatur 2293 02:36:53,032 --> 02:36:55,832 Ranchhodas Chanchad..... 2294 02:36:55,879 --> 02:36:57,700 Namaste masterji 2295 02:36:57,716 --> 02:37:02,216 where have you reached?..you have become a teacher in the village, eh? 2296 02:37:02,325 --> 02:37:04,644 A for apple.. B for ball 2297 02:37:06,516 --> 02:37:08,617 we boarded the bus together right 2298 02:37:08,731 --> 02:37:11,531 but your train went away in reverse 2299 02:37:11,548 --> 02:37:14,348 straight to primary teacher from engineering 2300 02:37:14,714 --> 02:37:16,114 ha ha ha ha 2301 02:37:16,240 --> 02:37:19,040 whats the salary Chanchad?..tell me..Rs 5000, huh? 2302 02:37:19,672 --> 02:37:21,772 for me, they are like 100 $ 2303 02:37:21,871 --> 02:37:25,071 my son's pocket money is more than your salary 2304 02:37:25,084 --> 02:37:26,506 hey stop this non-sense 2305 02:37:26,592 --> 02:37:30,091 he used to do non-sense.. he wanted to change the education system 2306 02:37:30,151 --> 02:37:32,749 he wanted to change the world 2307 02:37:32,966 --> 02:37:35,766 now he changes children's diaper over here! 2308 02:37:35,813 --> 02:37:37,613 will you break his teeth or shall I do it?... Idiot 2309 02:37:37,651 --> 02:37:38,652 Hey, let it be! 2310 02:37:38,726 --> 02:37:40,826 Do you remember? I told you. 2311 02:37:40,883 --> 02:37:44,083 One day you'll cry and I'll laugh 2312 02:37:44,161 --> 02:37:45,562 Hehehe hahhaa 2313 02:37:46,379 --> 02:37:52,578 Sign over here. Accept it. That you lost and I won! 2314 02:37:53,375 --> 02:37:56,876 The declaration of defeat. Unbelivable yaar. Chatur, unbelivable 2315 02:38:00,321 --> 02:38:02,141 Hey, that is Virus's pen 2316 02:38:02,179 --> 02:38:04,280 How did you get it? You stole it? 2317 02:38:04,706 --> 02:38:06,806 Umm.. Now what shall I say yaar? 2318 02:38:06,837 --> 02:38:10,536 This is for winners, not losers 2319 02:38:11,360 --> 02:38:16,362 No problem. If you have any difficulty in school and need a donation 2320 02:38:16,793 --> 02:38:18,793 Do call my assistant, eh! 2321 02:38:18,884 --> 02:38:20,184 Ha ha ehe he e 2322 02:38:20,208 --> 02:38:22,027 A for apple. B for ball 2323 02:38:24,467 --> 02:38:25,967 He hasn't changed at all yaar 2324 02:38:26,009 --> 02:38:27,509 yaar..ignore it,..ignore it! 2325 02:38:27,334 --> 02:38:29,034 leave him yaar..he'll keep saying anything 2326 02:38:29,090 --> 02:38:32,590 leave it..the good news is your name is not Ranchhodas Chanchad 2327 02:38:33,551 --> 02:38:36,352 imagine.... after marriage I would be Pia Chanchad! 2328 02:38:36,820 --> 02:38:37,939 yack 2329 02:38:38,017 --> 02:38:40,117 by the way, whats your real name? 2330 02:38:40,152 --> 02:38:41,972 Phunshuk Wangdu 2331 02:38:42,114 --> 02:38:43,234 Wangdu? 2332 02:38:43,243 --> 02:38:44,644 Pia Wangdu? 2333 02:38:44,891 --> 02:38:46,191 no.. means you are a scientist? 2334 02:38:46,260 --> 02:38:47,760 that means you have 400 patents in your name? 2335 02:38:47,818 --> 02:38:49,617 i won't change my surname after marriage 2336 02:38:49,645 --> 02:38:50,645 means you are Chatur's Wangdu? 2337 02:38:50,735 --> 02:38:52,835 are the japanese looking for you? 2338 02:38:53,241 --> 02:38:55,042 i don't like Wangdu! I think so... 2339 02:38:55,046 --> 02:38:57,246 yaar tell me one thing.. are you a scientist or a teacher? 2340 02:38:57,249 --> 02:38:59,449 I'm a scientist but I also teach children 2341 02:38:59,476 --> 02:39:01,476 means you are the phunshuk Wangdu?? 2342 02:39:01,497 --> 02:39:02,898 yes man..yes 2343 02:39:03,572 --> 02:39:06,371 oye Silencer.. hey Chatur comeback! 2344 02:39:06,382 --> 02:39:07,682 stop stop stop 2345 02:39:07,774 --> 02:39:09,173 take van, huh? ehhehe hehe 2346 02:39:10,161 --> 02:39:12,962 he won't stop that way!.. I'll stop him! 2347 02:39:19,968 --> 02:39:22,769 Mr.Wangdu.. I can't believe you called! 2348 02:39:23,781 --> 02:39:27,679 I'm sorry Mr.Chatur but I can't sign a deal with your company! 2349 02:39:27,693 --> 02:39:29,792 what sir, what happened sir? 2350 02:39:29,873 --> 02:39:32,675 aare how shall I sign yaar.. you took away my pen! 2351 02:39:32,730 --> 02:39:34,130 he heh ehehe 2352 02:39:34,451 --> 02:39:36,551 what pen sir?.. I did'nt get you 2353 02:39:36,839 --> 02:39:39,639 the one that's in your hand.. Virus's pen!! 2354 02:39:40,411 --> 02:39:41,811 Virus's pen?? 2355 02:39:44,381 --> 02:39:45,781 Mr.Wangdu? 2356 02:39:45,912 --> 02:39:47,731 ya tell me Chatur! 2357 02:39:47,749 --> 02:39:50,549 A for Apple..B for Ball.... L for lucky! 2358 02:39:50,897 --> 02:39:52,297 ehhe ehhee 2359 02:39:52,503 --> 02:39:54,322 yaar, he has been raped!! 2360 02:39:54,914 --> 02:39:56,314 eh ehhehee 2361 02:39:59,889 --> 02:40:01,990 you got me.. 2362 02:40:02,236 --> 02:40:04,056 you got me Rancho 2363 02:40:04,150 --> 02:40:06,949 I mean Mr.Wangdu. Totally flowd me. Good one 2364 02:40:07,465 --> 02:40:11,867 I hope our personal problems are not gonna affect our deal.... 2365 02:40:11,872 --> 02:40:15,271 hey Chatur..over here..here 2366 02:40:15,381 --> 02:40:21,181 I was just joking yaar.. I knew it from within that you'll do something in life! 2367 02:40:21,290 --> 02:40:24,610 no.. you're lying? 2368 02:40:24,823 --> 02:40:26,623 no no no no.. I'm telling you.. I swear 2369 02:40:26,709 --> 02:40:28,529 Rancho 100..Chatur zero 2370 02:40:28,582 --> 02:40:31,382 you win, I lose.. you don't believe me 2371 02:40:32,620 --> 02:40:34,020 aare yaar 2372 02:40:34,070 --> 02:40:37,671 Oh Emperor, you are great.. accept the gift 2373 02:40:37,947 --> 02:40:40,748 I'll give you a free advice Mr.Wangdu... run!! 2374 02:40:42,009 --> 02:40:43,209 run run... 2375 02:40:43,651 --> 02:40:47,149 hey Rancho.. I'll lose my job yaar... I have small-small kids 2376 02:40:48,486 --> 02:40:51,287 baba Ranchhodas used to say rightly 2377 02:40:51,514 --> 02:40:53,414 kids.... be self-efficeient.. self-efficient 2378 02:40:53,500 --> 02:40:55,600 then success will come behind you 2379 02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:14,000 Original subtitles by roliekgeorge@yahoo.com Corrections & sync by Radu108