1 00:01:42,704 --> 00:01:44,772 Hola, ruya. Where to, mami? 2 00:01:44,906 --> 00:01:46,908 44th, between 9th and 10th. 3 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:51,879 Here you go, buddy. 4 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:00,755 Feel the magic of the city that never sleeps. 5 00:02:01,723 --> 00:02:04,458 From the lights of Broadway to the paths of Central Park. 6 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:08,228 Find your playground in New York-- 7 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:12,967 All right. 8 00:02:24,078 --> 00:02:25,479 God damn it. 9 00:02:31,085 --> 00:02:32,887 Fuckin' asshole. 10 00:04:38,378 --> 00:04:39,714 44th and 9th, huh? 11 00:04:41,783 --> 00:04:42,917 Yep. 12 00:04:43,618 --> 00:04:44,852 Midtown. 13 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,555 Good ol' Midtown. 14 00:04:54,228 --> 00:04:56,964 You are my last fare of the night. 15 00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,734 -Yeah? -Yeah. 16 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:00,935 I won? 17 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:04,806 You fuckin' won, sweetheart, you did. 18 00:05:04,939 --> 00:05:06,140 What do I get for winning? 19 00:05:06,274 --> 00:05:07,975 Anything you want. 20 00:05:17,952 --> 00:05:19,120 Yeah. 21 00:05:19,654 --> 00:05:21,222 I had a rough day of it. 22 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:25,626 Short trips, barely nothing extra. 23 00:05:26,294 --> 00:05:28,196 This fuckin' business with the credit cards. 24 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:33,267 I mean, when it was cash, people throw you 10, 20, 50. 25 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:36,469 Fuckin' Monopoly money, right? 26 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,540 But you swipe that plastic, you got time to think. 27 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:43,211 Staring at all those little numbers, 28 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,745 before you know it, 29 00:05:46,581 --> 00:05:48,549 I get fucked up the asshole. 30 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:53,221 These fuckin' apps, all of 'em. 31 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,224 Get a coffee, burger, soap, socks, 32 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,227 wine, water, weed, fuckin' Chinese takeout. 33 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,697 You can get all that shit and never reach for your purse. 34 00:06:02,830 --> 00:06:04,632 Nah, not even for tip. 35 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,368 I mean, salt used to be money. 36 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:09,670 Motherfuckin' salt, 37 00:06:09,804 --> 00:06:12,240 the same shit you sprinkle on your eggs. 38 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:16,210 You know, every morning you toss that cheap-ass shit on your eggs 39 00:06:16,344 --> 00:06:18,913 with no idea that people used to die for it. 40 00:06:19,714 --> 00:06:21,849 Tea, coffee, same thing. 41 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:25,519 All that shit you gloss over at the grocery store, 42 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,688 at one point in time, 43 00:06:27,822 --> 00:06:30,423 humans fuckin' killed each other for it. 44 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,395 Bird's eye view of all that shit? 45 00:06:36,030 --> 00:06:39,499 Over the years, you see money go from salt to gold to paper. 46 00:06:39,634 --> 00:06:43,337 And now, money, it ain't nothing but an idea, 47 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,239 just little numbers on a screen. 48 00:06:45,373 --> 00:06:46,807 Can't touch it, can't bury it, 49 00:06:46,941 --> 00:06:49,476 can't put a little X that marks the spot. 50 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,747 Nah, you just tie it to a fuckin' butterfly 51 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,049 and send it up into that cloud up there. 52 00:06:55,182 --> 00:06:57,985 But one of these days, I'm telling you, 53 00:06:58,119 --> 00:07:00,888 that cloud's gonna open up and it's gonna pour acid rain 54 00:07:01,022 --> 00:07:03,291 down all over our dumb faces. 55 00:07:08,262 --> 00:07:10,430 Well, I got you covered. 56 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:11,565 Yeah? 57 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,301 My bag in the back should settle us. 58 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:14,434 How? 59 00:07:14,568 --> 00:07:15,870 It's full of salt. 60 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,078 That's good. That's good. 61 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:26,547 For that, you can use a damn credit card, honey. 62 00:07:26,681 --> 00:07:29,250 It is what it is at this point. 63 00:07:29,383 --> 00:07:32,653 I mean, cabs, yellow cabs are like fuckin' Blockbuster. 64 00:07:32,787 --> 00:07:33,821 You know? 65 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:39,160 Ten years' time, there ain't gonna be no yellow cab no more. 66 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:42,930 And all the other guys, the ones with the apps, 67 00:07:43,064 --> 00:07:46,000 the ones that are, you know, taking over, 68 00:07:47,201 --> 00:07:49,403 they're gonna be nothing but a blip on the screen 69 00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:51,471 in a fuckin' blink of an eye, all said and done. 70 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:55,076 Yeah, you'll order up a car on your phone just like before. 71 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,211 But when you hop in, 72 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:58,946 it ain't gonna be no human behind the wheel, 73 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:00,214 I can tell you that. 74 00:08:00,348 --> 00:08:01,481 You'll order up a car, 75 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:04,018 and that fuckin' car will drive itself 76 00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:07,021 to wherever the fuck you want to go. 77 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:10,424 It won't speed, it won't stink, it won't make you sick. 78 00:08:10,558 --> 00:08:12,126 Won't ever get lost. 79 00:08:14,395 --> 00:08:16,697 Might even ask you how your day was. 80 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,303 -Fuckin' apps. -Fuckin' apps, man. 81 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:27,041 Want some radio? 82 00:08:29,010 --> 00:08:30,044 Not really. 83 00:08:31,012 --> 00:08:32,046 Yeah. 84 00:08:32,747 --> 00:08:33,781 Okay. 85 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,062 It's nice you're not on your phone. 86 00:08:50,064 --> 00:08:53,267 You don't have to keep talking to me or nothing but... 87 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:57,338 Just nice, you know? 88 00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:03,477 To see a human not plugged in. 89 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:14,889 What's your name? 90 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,324 Why? 91 00:09:18,059 --> 00:09:20,961 I just like to know people's names. 92 00:09:21,095 --> 00:09:22,797 Fuck, you really are human. 93 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,032 That's sweet. 94 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,769 Clark. 95 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,873 -Clark. -You thought I'd say Vinny 96 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,942 or some shit. 97 00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:38,079 -I don't know what I thought. -Nah, it's fine. 98 00:09:38,212 --> 00:09:39,780 I mean, Clark. Clark... 99 00:09:41,082 --> 00:09:43,017 ...has a house in the Hamptons, 100 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,319 he plays tennis, he goes to the opera and shit. 101 00:09:45,453 --> 00:09:48,122 I'm never, ever going to be that guy. 102 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:50,391 What name would you choose if you could? 103 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,127 Vinny. 104 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:57,364 -Vinny. -Vinny. Classic. 105 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:58,732 Of course. 106 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,116 So you live here, right? 107 00:10:16,083 --> 00:10:17,885 -I do. -Yeah. 108 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,921 Your little outfit gave you away. 109 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:23,057 My little outfit? 110 00:10:23,190 --> 00:10:24,658 It says a lot about you. 111 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:25,993 What does it say? 112 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:27,628 That you can handle yourself. 113 00:10:28,863 --> 00:10:30,331 How could you possibly know that? 114 00:10:30,464 --> 00:10:32,800 It ain't that difficult to read people. 115 00:10:32,933 --> 00:10:34,969 I mean, you jumped in, business as usual, 116 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:37,338 you turned off that damn little screen back there 117 00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,540 'cause you already know 118 00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,142 what Broadway shows are fuckin' playing. 119 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,010 Didn't even think to reach for your seatbelt. 120 00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:44,178 Why would you? 121 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,647 Had enough rides, in and out. Am I right? 122 00:10:49,450 --> 00:10:50,384 What else? 123 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,620 You gave me cross streets 124 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,088 instead of some recited address from your phone. 125 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:56,290 I can tell you're not concerned with the meter, 126 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,392 'cause you already know JFK's a flat rate. 127 00:11:00,294 --> 00:11:01,795 -Impressive. -Yeah. 128 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:04,798 I'm not claiming to be some Sherlock or nothing, 129 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,001 just a guy who pays attention. 130 00:11:08,503 --> 00:11:11,038 You've had a long day, you're tired. 131 00:11:11,172 --> 00:11:12,641 You wanna go home, 132 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,142 take a shower, sleep in your own bed, 133 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,879 and you got in line for a motherfuckin' taxi. 134 00:11:19,013 --> 00:11:21,550 Now that's a New Yorker that pays attention. 135 00:11:21,682 --> 00:11:23,817 Someone who knows what the fuck's going on. 136 00:11:26,655 --> 00:11:29,190 And you're not afraid to look me in the eye. 137 00:11:35,496 --> 00:11:36,830 Like I said, 138 00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,500 you can handle yourself. 139 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:44,872 I like to think so. 140 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,894 Where are you flying in from? 141 00:13:15,630 --> 00:13:17,197 Uh, Oklahoma. 142 00:13:17,331 --> 00:13:18,533 What's in Oklahoma? 143 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,539 I grew up there. 144 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,072 What about your accent? 145 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,409 -Sorry, what? -Your accent. 146 00:14:36,477 --> 00:14:37,779 -My accent? -Yeah. 147 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,147 Don't people from Oklahoma talk like this? 148 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,449 Oh. 149 00:14:42,584 --> 00:14:43,917 Not all of us, apparently. 150 00:14:44,051 --> 00:14:46,053 Where are you from? What part of the state? 151 00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:49,289 Just a tiny little town. 152 00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:50,625 What's the town? 153 00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:52,694 -You've never heard of it. -What's the town? 154 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:58,600 Okay, so Oklahoma is shaped like a pan, right? 155 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:02,069 So if my arm is the panhandle... 156 00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,170 Yeah? 157 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:07,241 Then I grew up here. 158 00:15:07,842 --> 00:15:11,546 -The armpit. -Of Oklahoma. 159 00:15:11,679 --> 00:15:12,881 What's it called? 160 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,918 -Gage. -Gage, Oklahoma. 161 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:19,453 You got it. 162 00:15:19,587 --> 00:15:21,589 I, honest to God, would never have guessed Oklahoma. 163 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:22,690 What would you have guessed? 164 00:15:22,824 --> 00:15:24,559 Not an armpit, I can tell you that. 165 00:15:28,563 --> 00:15:30,397 How long you been in New York? 166 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,434 -Nine years in June. -No shit? 167 00:15:33,568 --> 00:15:35,068 No shit. 168 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,937 One more year and I'll be official. 169 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,473 -What you do for work? -I'm a programmer. 170 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,810 -Computers? -Computers. 171 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,579 -No shit? -No shit. 172 00:15:44,712 --> 00:15:46,815 Like ones and zeroes and that shit? 173 00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:49,116 Like ones and zeroes and that shit. 174 00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,685 Huh. 175 00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:53,353 You thought I'd say something more girly, didn't you? 176 00:15:53,487 --> 00:15:55,590 -Yeah. -Yeah. 177 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:59,460 Yeah, I thought, you know, wedding planner. 178 00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:02,963 -Or fashion or something. -Fashion, hmm. 179 00:16:04,198 --> 00:16:06,634 Not as many women code, I'll give you that. 180 00:16:06,768 --> 00:16:08,803 Yeah, you drew a line in the sand, 181 00:16:08,937 --> 00:16:10,839 lifted your leg and left your mark. 182 00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:12,907 I don't mind squatting. 183 00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,886 So what's the deal with the ones and zeroes? 184 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:27,655 Like? 185 00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:29,557 They're like building blocks and whatnot. 186 00:16:29,691 --> 00:16:30,658 Like when I look at my computer, 187 00:16:30,792 --> 00:16:31,826 I'm really looking 188 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,528 at a bunch of ones and zeroes and shit. 189 00:16:33,661 --> 00:16:35,329 Yeah, something like that. 190 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,332 Well, tell me. I mean, I, honest to God, want to know. 191 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,367 Can't be a know-it-all if I don't know nothing. 192 00:16:40,502 --> 00:16:42,804 Mmm. 193 00:16:42,937 --> 00:16:45,305 Okay. 194 00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:47,876 Basically... 195 00:16:51,579 --> 00:16:54,381 ...so a computer uses electricity 196 00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,818 to create on and off states 197 00:16:56,951 --> 00:16:59,186 that can represent ones and zeroes. 198 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:02,489 One being on and zero being off. 199 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,492 But they more often represent 200 00:17:05,627 --> 00:17:09,096 the idea of something being true or false. 201 00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,699 Ones and zeroes mean true or false? 202 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,400 Well, not always. 203 00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:16,838 They can also represent numbers and other things. 204 00:17:16,971 --> 00:17:18,873 But much of what I do is testing 205 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:21,074 whether something is true or false, 206 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,243 and I've always used one to mean true and-- 207 00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,212 Zero to mean false. 208 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,414 -You got it. -Oh. 209 00:17:28,315 --> 00:17:29,751 Everything in a computer, 210 00:17:29,884 --> 00:17:32,854 the colors, images, music, 211 00:17:32,987 --> 00:17:37,090 money, three-dimensional worlds, 212 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,526 all of it is... 213 00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:42,062 Is represented by ones and zeroes. 214 00:17:42,764 --> 00:17:45,065 True and false. 215 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,400 Correct. 216 00:17:46,534 --> 00:17:47,835 It's basically 217 00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:53,708 how everything you see operates. 218 00:17:53,841 --> 00:17:55,577 Hmm. 219 00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:03,083 I mean, it makes sense. 220 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,019 We all do that. 221 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:07,589 Lay down our bricks of ones and zeroes, 222 00:18:07,722 --> 00:18:09,122 and build ourselves a fort. 223 00:18:14,062 --> 00:18:16,764 And that shit, it starts young, right? 224 00:18:16,898 --> 00:18:18,900 "You are stupid, 225 00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:20,702 "true or false?" 226 00:18:20,835 --> 00:18:23,705 "You are ugly, true or false?" 227 00:18:23,838 --> 00:18:26,741 "Your mother loves you, true or false?" 228 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:29,443 And when you grow up, that shit don't stop. 229 00:18:29,577 --> 00:18:31,244 I mean, "Climate change, true or false?" 230 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:33,648 "Jesus Christ, true or false?" 231 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:37,885 "You must wear pants today, true or false?" 232 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,388 And so it goes, on and on. 233 00:18:42,023 --> 00:18:44,491 We all gotta choose our ones and zeroes 234 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,029 in whatever we decide, yeah? 235 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,832 That becomes the foundation from which we operate. 236 00:18:56,871 --> 00:18:58,973 Or maybe I'm just talking bullshit. 237 00:19:02,476 --> 00:19:03,511 Zero. 238 00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:05,913 Hmm. 239 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,852 You're a... 240 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,821 You're a surprising person, 241 00:19:14,622 --> 00:19:16,858 -I must say. -Aw, shucks. 242 00:19:16,991 --> 00:19:19,661 Very little surprises me these days. 243 00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:22,329 -What about you? -What about me what? 244 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:24,599 -Where are you from? -Hell's Kitchen. 245 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:26,366 Or what used to be Hell's Kitchen, 246 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,102 not too far from where we're going. 247 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,138 What was it like when you were a kid? 248 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,305 Well, back in my day, 249 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:35,409 man, if hell really did have a kitchen, 250 00:19:35,543 --> 00:19:37,310 that would've been it. 251 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:40,682 You know, you had junkies on every stoop, 252 00:19:40,815 --> 00:19:42,784 hookers on every corner. 253 00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:44,652 "Want a date? Want a date?" 254 00:19:45,887 --> 00:19:47,021 It was fantastic. 255 00:19:47,155 --> 00:19:49,489 You still live in Manhattan? 256 00:19:49,624 --> 00:19:52,560 I own a place, Jackson Heights. 257 00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:55,228 -It's a small house. -Still a house. 258 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,131 You better fuckin' believe it. 259 00:20:02,537 --> 00:20:04,872 So, Clark lives in Queens? 260 00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:07,441 No, no, no, no, no, no. 261 00:20:07,575 --> 00:20:09,010 Vinny lives in Queens. 262 00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:11,713 Clark, well, he's got a loft in Tribeca. 263 00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:14,148 Right. 264 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,612 Oh, fuck. That ain't good. 265 00:20:46,848 --> 00:20:47,982 Damn it. 266 00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:50,484 Some kind of fender bender up there. 267 00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,591 Sorry, sweetie, I hate this shit. 268 00:20:56,724 --> 00:20:58,059 Not your fault. 269 00:20:58,192 --> 00:21:01,129 Huh. Fuckin' know these roads like the back of my hand, 270 00:21:01,996 --> 00:21:04,098 but still can't predict the weather. 271 00:21:04,966 --> 00:21:07,400 It's the one thing those fuckin' apps have on me. 272 00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:09,469 That's the one fuckin' thing. 273 00:21:09,604 --> 00:21:11,539 -It's fine, really. -No, it's not fine. 274 00:21:11,672 --> 00:21:12,640 It's not professional, 275 00:21:12,774 --> 00:21:13,941 I should've been paying attention, 276 00:21:14,075 --> 00:21:15,275 I could've gotten off back there. 277 00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:16,409 Well... 278 00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:20,447 -I'm on the flat rate. -Oh... 279 00:21:20,581 --> 00:21:21,949 So... 280 00:21:22,083 --> 00:21:23,918 Nah, I'm gonna meter your ass. 281 00:21:24,051 --> 00:21:26,053 Nope. No, man. 282 00:21:26,187 --> 00:21:28,421 I won. I won again. 283 00:21:28,556 --> 00:21:30,792 You're leaving me in the dust over here. 284 00:21:31,926 --> 00:21:32,960 Two to zero. 285 00:25:28,796 --> 00:25:30,598 How long were you in Oklahoma? 286 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,601 Um... 287 00:25:34,335 --> 00:25:35,636 Two weeks. 288 00:25:35,770 --> 00:25:37,405 You're visiting family? 289 00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:39,707 I have a half-sister. 290 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:07,835 What's she like? Your sister? 291 00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:10,905 She's, um... 292 00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:16,545 Honestly, she's kind of a bitch. 293 00:26:16,677 --> 00:26:19,613 How's she a bitch? What'd she do? 294 00:26:19,747 --> 00:26:22,683 You know, little things like... 295 00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,154 She makes fun of my cankles. 296 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:29,924 -Your cankles? -I have thick ankles. 297 00:26:30,057 --> 00:26:32,126 Nah, I don't believe that. 298 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:34,261 -It's true. -You're small. 299 00:26:34,395 --> 00:26:37,131 I'm small, and I have thick ankles. 300 00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:38,299 That's a thing? 301 00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,401 It's a thing. 302 00:26:41,735 --> 00:26:44,071 -Sounds cute. -Thank you. 303 00:26:45,706 --> 00:26:46,974 It is cute. 304 00:26:48,776 --> 00:26:52,646 I take it you and the bitch don't visit very often. 305 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:55,916 I hadn't seen her in years. 306 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,452 Huh. Why? 307 00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:01,255 We just stopped talking. 308 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,992 We didn't get in a fight or anything, we just... 309 00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:08,262 stopped talking. 310 00:27:09,263 --> 00:27:10,364 Why now? 311 00:27:10,498 --> 00:27:12,833 She tracked me down and asked me to visit, 312 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,668 and I, you know, 313 00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:17,204 I didn't have a reason to say no. 314 00:27:17,338 --> 00:27:19,541 We had a nice time. 315 00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:21,842 I mean, she's a total fuckin' bitch, 316 00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:24,979 but we laughed a lot, and... 317 00:27:26,947 --> 00:27:28,517 We just drank a lot and laughed a lot. 318 00:27:28,649 --> 00:27:29,750 Hmm. 319 00:27:30,585 --> 00:27:31,886 She married? 320 00:27:32,019 --> 00:27:34,455 -She has a girlfriend. -Nice. 321 00:27:36,525 --> 00:27:38,292 Her name is Eagle. 322 00:27:38,993 --> 00:27:39,994 Fuck me, is that Native American 323 00:27:40,127 --> 00:27:41,095 or something? 324 00:27:41,228 --> 00:27:42,363 That's right. 325 00:27:42,496 --> 00:27:44,098 Well, that's some cool-ass shit right there. 326 00:27:44,231 --> 00:27:45,499 Hmm. 327 00:27:45,634 --> 00:27:47,468 Yeah. They seem happy. 328 00:27:47,602 --> 00:27:51,305 They live in a trailer, and they just got a parakeet. 329 00:27:52,373 --> 00:27:55,276 Saving up to do some traveling next year. She's... 330 00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:57,778 She's come a long way. 331 00:27:58,513 --> 00:28:00,114 Is she older or younger? 332 00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:04,318 She was 11 when I was born, so... 333 00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,890 She was kind of like a mom growing up. 334 00:28:10,024 --> 00:28:11,091 Hmm. 335 00:28:11,225 --> 00:28:14,529 But she was a fucked-up mom. Like, fucked-up. 336 00:28:14,663 --> 00:28:18,299 She used to tie me up ankle to ankle, wrist to wrist, 337 00:28:18,432 --> 00:28:20,401 and put me in the bathtub, 338 00:28:20,535 --> 00:28:21,936 and lock me in the bathroom. 339 00:28:22,069 --> 00:28:23,037 What? 340 00:28:24,673 --> 00:28:25,674 Bathtub full? 341 00:28:25,806 --> 00:28:26,907 Empty. 342 00:28:27,474 --> 00:28:29,376 Why the fuck would she do that? 343 00:28:32,046 --> 00:28:33,847 It was her way of helping me practice. 344 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:35,015 Practice what? 345 00:28:37,218 --> 00:28:40,387 If I ever got kidnapped, I'd be able to escape. 346 00:28:40,522 --> 00:28:41,855 That was her logic. 347 00:29:06,548 --> 00:29:08,449 Did you like getting tied up? 348 00:29:13,722 --> 00:29:17,592 I liked the challenge of getting free. 349 00:29:24,532 --> 00:29:26,166 You got loose, didn't you? 350 00:29:28,769 --> 00:29:31,305 You sat there in that cold tub, 351 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,575 that cold, empty tub, 352 00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:36,645 and you wiggled yourself loose 353 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:39,648 every fuckin' time. 354 00:29:43,250 --> 00:29:44,918 Kidnappers be damned. 355 00:29:46,887 --> 00:29:49,957 Like I said, you can handle yourself. 356 00:29:51,258 --> 00:29:53,794 Did you get a prize for getting loose? 357 00:29:53,927 --> 00:29:55,296 Not really. 358 00:29:55,429 --> 00:29:58,600 By the time I'd get free, she'd be at work or whatever. 359 00:29:58,733 --> 00:30:00,735 -And where was Mom? -Mom was gone. 360 00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:01,802 Where'd she go? 361 00:30:05,205 --> 00:30:07,241 Mom went out for a pack of smokes 362 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:08,610 and never came back. 363 00:30:11,412 --> 00:30:12,446 That's funny. 364 00:30:13,748 --> 00:30:14,683 You're funny. 365 00:30:17,084 --> 00:30:18,620 What are you? 25, 26? 366 00:30:18,753 --> 00:30:20,954 Oh, no, no, no. I don't answer that question. 367 00:30:21,088 --> 00:30:23,857 -Why the hell not? -Because it's bullshit. 368 00:30:23,991 --> 00:30:26,493 Well, what, are you weird about your age or something? 369 00:30:26,628 --> 00:30:29,531 The whole world is fuckin' weird about my age. 370 00:30:30,497 --> 00:30:34,835 If I told you that I was 24 or 34, 371 00:30:35,969 --> 00:30:38,640 your opinion of me would drastically change. 372 00:30:38,773 --> 00:30:39,808 That's not true. 373 00:30:41,375 --> 00:30:43,645 For women, it is true. 374 00:30:44,445 --> 00:30:47,014 It is fuckin' true. 375 00:30:47,147 --> 00:30:49,450 The moment we hit 30, our value is cut in half. 376 00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:52,486 I mean, fine. Fuck it, it's true. 377 00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:54,321 -It's fuckin' true. -It's fuckin' true. 378 00:30:54,455 --> 00:30:56,890 But listen, you really do look 20-something, 379 00:30:57,024 --> 00:30:59,561 but by the way you talk, all smart and shit, 380 00:30:59,694 --> 00:31:02,863 you know, if I wasn't looking, I would guess you were 50, so. 381 00:31:05,466 --> 00:31:06,534 So, why does it matter 382 00:31:06,668 --> 00:31:08,402 how many times I've been around the sun? 383 00:31:08,536 --> 00:31:09,838 Hell if I know. 384 00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:15,677 I guess it's just my way of trying to understand. 385 00:31:17,044 --> 00:31:18,445 Understand what? 386 00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:20,849 Well, it is a bit confusing to meet some chick who looks 22, 387 00:31:20,981 --> 00:31:22,916 but is clearly such a fuckin' rocket ship. 388 00:31:23,050 --> 00:31:24,351 A rocket ship? 389 00:31:26,353 --> 00:31:27,388 That's you. 390 00:31:29,089 --> 00:31:31,392 -Yeah, that is me. -Yeah. Feel it, own it. 391 00:31:31,526 --> 00:31:33,193 Oh, I feel it. 392 00:31:33,327 --> 00:31:35,663 Gonna take over the whole wide world, no question. 393 00:31:35,797 --> 00:31:38,165 I'll build a small empire 394 00:31:38,298 --> 00:31:39,868 -and leave the rest. -Yeah. 395 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:44,204 You... You plan to share that empire with someone? 396 00:31:44,338 --> 00:31:46,541 A boyfriend, a girlfriend or whatnot? 397 00:31:47,609 --> 00:31:48,676 Mmm... 398 00:31:48,810 --> 00:31:50,712 What? You need me to kick someone's ass? 399 00:31:50,845 --> 00:31:52,379 No, it's okay. 400 00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:54,014 What's their name? 401 00:31:54,682 --> 00:31:56,950 His name doesn't matter. 402 00:31:57,084 --> 00:31:59,721 He fuck up that bad? 403 00:31:59,854 --> 00:32:02,289 Come on. I told you my name, tell me his. 404 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:04,626 I'd rather not say. 405 00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:07,227 Oh, I see. I get it. 406 00:32:08,530 --> 00:32:11,465 -You get what? -I get it, he's married. 407 00:32:19,239 --> 00:32:20,642 Why do you think he's married? 408 00:32:20,775 --> 00:32:23,243 You could've said his name, I would've never known. 409 00:32:23,377 --> 00:32:25,547 I mean, there's not only one Bob or Sam or Jeff 410 00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,981 in New York fuckin' City, no. 411 00:32:28,115 --> 00:32:30,752 You're afraid to say his name because the guy's married, 412 00:32:30,885 --> 00:32:33,588 or you're married, or someone's fuckin' married 413 00:32:33,721 --> 00:32:35,989 and no one wants to say that shit out loud. 414 00:32:37,592 --> 00:32:38,827 Gum? 415 00:32:40,294 --> 00:32:41,328 Yes, please. 416 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,005 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 417 00:33:11,593 --> 00:33:13,327 -He's married. -I know he's married! 418 00:33:13,460 --> 00:33:14,495 I know people. 419 00:33:15,663 --> 00:33:18,633 You don't drive a cab 20 years and not know people. 420 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:19,901 Word of advice, 421 00:33:20,033 --> 00:33:21,903 and this is coming from a man married twice, 422 00:33:22,035 --> 00:33:23,203 a lot of action on the side. 423 00:33:23,337 --> 00:33:24,706 -You ready? -Mmm. 424 00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:27,876 Don't ever say the word "love," all right? Just don't say it. 425 00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:38,853 Oh, sweetheart... 426 00:33:40,187 --> 00:33:42,690 ...you fuckin' said it, didn't you? 427 00:33:42,824 --> 00:33:45,392 You did, you said the fuckin' L word. 428 00:33:45,527 --> 00:33:46,528 God, honey! 429 00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:48,161 That's fuckin' suicide in that world. 430 00:33:48,295 --> 00:33:49,363 Didn't you know that? 431 00:33:49,496 --> 00:33:51,164 He does not want to hear that from you. 432 00:33:51,298 --> 00:33:52,700 He wants to hear it from his mother, 433 00:33:52,834 --> 00:33:54,034 his wife, his kids, 434 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:56,069 but he does not want to hear that shit from you. 435 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:59,039 In the cognitive wheel that is his life, 436 00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:01,308 that is not your function. 437 00:34:01,441 --> 00:34:03,277 -What is my function? -Sex. 438 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:05,947 Sex. Touch me, lick me, suck me, 439 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:08,248 but do not love me. Don't you fuckin' love me. 440 00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,818 No, no, no, no, no, no. That is not... 441 00:34:10,952 --> 00:34:12,085 I'm not that... 442 00:34:14,022 --> 00:34:17,291 I'm not that girl. Okay? I... 443 00:34:22,997 --> 00:34:24,933 I just couldn't not say it anymore. 444 00:34:25,065 --> 00:34:27,367 Oh. 445 00:34:28,402 --> 00:34:30,772 Yeah, and what's he supposed to do? Love you back? 446 00:34:30,905 --> 00:34:33,106 He's supposed to ride in on a big white horse 447 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:35,510 and whisk you away to some cliff in Greece? 448 00:34:35,643 --> 00:34:38,412 Live out his days braiding your hair with wild flowers 449 00:34:38,546 --> 00:34:40,648 and forget-me-nots? No fuckin' way. 450 00:34:41,315 --> 00:34:42,416 He's not gonna be there 451 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:44,418 when your olive oil dries up, sweetheart. 452 00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:46,521 You... You're not that important. 453 00:34:46,654 --> 00:34:48,656 He knows that, I know that. 454 00:34:49,991 --> 00:34:53,093 You... You just gotta catch up. It's all right. 455 00:34:53,226 --> 00:34:55,730 Gotta change your ones to zeroes, sweetie. 456 00:34:55,863 --> 00:34:57,565 I get it, it takes time. 457 00:34:57,699 --> 00:35:01,468 Honest to God, my first wife was everything you'd ever want. 458 00:35:01,603 --> 00:35:04,438 5'8", 115 pounds, tits out to here, 459 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:07,240 hair full of bleach and a head full of nothing. 460 00:35:07,374 --> 00:35:09,777 Men love women that are dumb as shit. 461 00:35:10,377 --> 00:35:12,580 They're fuckin' pigs in the bedroom. 462 00:35:12,714 --> 00:35:14,247 Motherfuckin' pigs in the bedroom, 463 00:35:14,381 --> 00:35:15,415 and we love that shit. 464 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:16,918 You think smart women can't-- 465 00:35:17,051 --> 00:35:19,053 Cannot reduce themselves to pigs in the bedroom? 466 00:35:19,186 --> 00:35:21,089 That's right. Can't have it both ways, doesn't exist. 467 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:22,189 That's not true. 468 00:35:22,322 --> 00:35:23,490 You're a smart girl. 469 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,761 Went to college, read a lot, talk politics, 470 00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:27,929 -all that shit? -Yes. 471 00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,530 You ever been a pig in the bedroom? 472 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,367 What is your definition of a pig? 473 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,469 See, dumb chicks can't... They don't need explaining, 474 00:35:35,603 --> 00:35:36,938 they just do it. 475 00:35:38,305 --> 00:35:39,574 That was my first wife. 476 00:35:40,474 --> 00:35:42,610 Everything a guy could ask for. 477 00:35:44,144 --> 00:35:46,014 Then she started gaining weight 478 00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:49,017 and it made her feel bad about herself, 479 00:35:49,149 --> 00:35:51,786 and she stops wanting to, you know. 480 00:35:53,121 --> 00:35:54,154 Oink? 481 00:35:55,355 --> 00:35:57,125 Do her wifely duty or whatnot. 482 00:35:57,257 --> 00:35:58,626 Oh, yes, wifely duty. 483 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:00,795 And then, no time flat, honest to God, 484 00:36:00,928 --> 00:36:04,364 I find myself a 19-year-old, put her up in an apartment, 485 00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,034 paid for the whole damn thing. 486 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:07,669 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 487 00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:09,436 Oh, yeah. Cute little thing. 488 00:36:09,570 --> 00:36:12,305 Polish, long legs, fucked the shit out of her. 489 00:36:12,439 --> 00:36:14,142 It was the best year of my life. 490 00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,879 I would've kept her around longer, but... 491 00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:20,180 Ah... 492 00:36:20,313 --> 00:36:21,348 The L word. 493 00:36:22,050 --> 00:36:23,918 Not your function. 494 00:36:24,052 --> 00:36:26,754 You are there because their wives had kids and got fat 495 00:36:26,888 --> 00:36:30,158 or their wives have a career or cancer or whatever the fuck. 496 00:36:30,290 --> 00:36:32,359 But men don't want to hear that shit coming out of your mouth. 497 00:36:32,492 --> 00:36:34,095 They barely want to hear you say a word at all. 498 00:36:34,227 --> 00:36:36,698 Then why get married? Why don't men just stay single 499 00:36:36,831 --> 00:36:40,300 so they can fuck whoever, whenever, wherever? 500 00:36:40,935 --> 00:36:41,969 Whomever. 501 00:36:43,104 --> 00:36:45,873 I'm sorry. Seriously? 502 00:36:48,609 --> 00:36:49,711 Men, 503 00:36:52,146 --> 00:36:53,614 we wanna look good for other men, 504 00:36:53,748 --> 00:36:54,916 if that makes sense. 505 00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:58,886 We want to have a fancy suit, big house, fast car. 506 00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:01,923 He who dies with the most toys wins, yeah. 507 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:04,391 I was talking about the suit, the car, the house, 508 00:37:04,525 --> 00:37:08,596 but it also includes the wife and the kids. 509 00:37:09,496 --> 00:37:10,865 Toys. 510 00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:14,068 Now, a lot of guys out there, maybe they did fall in love, 511 00:37:14,202 --> 00:37:16,537 maybe they did really wanna get married and have kids, 512 00:37:16,671 --> 00:37:18,840 and whatever the fuck. But deep down, 513 00:37:19,574 --> 00:37:21,241 really being honest, 514 00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:25,580 looking like a family man's more important than being one. 515 00:37:34,589 --> 00:37:35,990 There are good men out there. 516 00:37:36,124 --> 00:37:39,127 Yeah, but they are very few and very far... 517 00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:40,928 More than you'd ever want to know. 518 00:37:48,836 --> 00:37:51,239 -Women cheat too. -Different reasons. 519 00:37:51,371 --> 00:37:53,074 Women want to feel sexy. 520 00:37:53,908 --> 00:37:55,176 They want to feel sexy 521 00:37:55,308 --> 00:37:57,344 because they want to feel wanted, 522 00:37:57,477 --> 00:37:59,147 and they want to feel wanted 523 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,084 'cause they want to feel loved. And there it is. 524 00:38:03,718 --> 00:38:04,819 The L word again. 525 00:38:04,952 --> 00:38:07,688 This is such fuckin' bullshit. 526 00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:10,423 I'm certain there are plenty of women out there 527 00:38:10,558 --> 00:38:12,660 who can cheat just like a fuckin' man. 528 00:38:12,794 --> 00:38:14,629 Sure. Sure, there are women out there 529 00:38:14,762 --> 00:38:16,831 that just want to get fucked, no question. 530 00:38:16,964 --> 00:38:18,099 But those women, 531 00:38:18,232 --> 00:38:20,168 they don't fuck any Joe Blow down the street. 532 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:22,737 Nah, they reserve their skills for men that have money. 533 00:38:23,805 --> 00:38:25,106 Men who have power, 534 00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,275 thus causing the whole world of men 535 00:38:27,407 --> 00:38:29,710 to want money and power all the more. 536 00:38:29,844 --> 00:38:33,446 The suit, the house, the car, we want those things. 537 00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:34,849 We want those things 538 00:38:34,982 --> 00:38:36,617 because we want those skilled women 539 00:38:36,751 --> 00:38:38,219 to fuck us senseless like a man, 540 00:38:38,351 --> 00:38:39,821 no strings attached. 541 00:38:40,453 --> 00:38:42,990 Therefore, you ladies, 542 00:38:43,124 --> 00:38:45,960 fighting so hard to be our equal, 543 00:38:46,794 --> 00:38:49,462 is actually, in essence, 544 00:38:49,597 --> 00:38:53,100 still reducing most of you to nothing but toys. 545 00:38:53,634 --> 00:38:55,335 So, the cycle continues. 546 00:38:57,505 --> 00:39:00,208 I seriously fuckin' hate you right now. 547 00:39:01,876 --> 00:39:04,078 This is everything that's wrong with the world. 548 00:39:04,212 --> 00:39:07,081 Look, at the end of the day, 549 00:39:07,215 --> 00:39:08,583 I do agree with you. 550 00:39:08,716 --> 00:39:11,085 Man or woman, people are people. 551 00:39:11,219 --> 00:39:14,055 -Thank you. -And people get lonely. 552 00:39:14,188 --> 00:39:15,556 Don't matter the reason. 553 00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:18,226 Humans just want a soft spot 554 00:39:18,358 --> 00:39:20,228 to rest their heads for an hour even, 555 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,463 just a fuckin' hour to get outside of yourself. 556 00:39:23,598 --> 00:39:25,900 But in your case, in your particular case... 557 00:39:27,134 --> 00:39:29,369 -In my case, what? -You mean it. 558 00:39:29,503 --> 00:39:32,273 You don't use the L word unless you mean it, do you? 559 00:39:35,243 --> 00:39:38,279 Look, I know you're not that girl, all right? 560 00:39:38,411 --> 00:39:39,379 I can tell. 561 00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:40,915 It's not about having babies for you, 562 00:39:41,048 --> 00:39:42,550 it's not about bullshit. 563 00:39:43,416 --> 00:39:45,152 It's about being distracted 564 00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:47,922 just long enough 565 00:39:48,656 --> 00:39:52,660 that you can forget about whatever the fuck happened 566 00:39:52,793 --> 00:39:55,162 in Gage, Oklahoma, all those years ago. 567 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,868 Then, one day, for whatever reason, 568 00:40:01,002 --> 00:40:03,871 this guy grabs your attention. 569 00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:05,039 Suddenly, you want things 570 00:40:05,172 --> 00:40:06,741 you never fuckin' wanted before. 571 00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:08,976 -Am I right? -No. 572 00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:11,512 Good news is, for you, 573 00:40:12,213 --> 00:40:14,481 you'll know right away when it happens next time 574 00:40:14,615 --> 00:40:16,550 'cause you'll know what the fuck is going on. 575 00:40:16,684 --> 00:40:18,418 You won't be caught with your panties down 576 00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:19,921 on the next round, sweetie. 577 00:40:20,054 --> 00:40:21,155 Unless you want to be. 578 00:40:21,289 --> 00:40:24,424 Please just don't use the word "panties," 579 00:40:24,558 --> 00:40:26,560 say like literally anything else. 580 00:40:26,694 --> 00:40:30,064 -Pantaloons, underwears! -Great. 581 00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:32,900 Regardless, it will happen again. 582 00:40:33,034 --> 00:40:35,468 Yeah, you'll meet someone. You'll meet someone. 583 00:40:35,603 --> 00:40:36,938 It doesn't matter where. 584 00:40:37,972 --> 00:40:39,640 And the conversation 585 00:40:39,774 --> 00:40:41,441 will start to go in a certain way, 586 00:40:41,575 --> 00:40:42,777 men know how to do that, 587 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:45,279 steer the talk to see if there's interest. 588 00:40:45,413 --> 00:40:47,882 When you met your fella, he was doing the same thing. 589 00:40:48,015 --> 00:40:50,952 He was poking around to see if you had any candy to give. 590 00:40:51,686 --> 00:40:55,056 And there you were, thinking how great this guy is, 591 00:40:55,189 --> 00:40:56,489 and how nice he's listening, 592 00:40:56,624 --> 00:40:58,759 and, aw, such a warm, perfect smile, 593 00:40:58,893 --> 00:41:01,262 the warmth behind the eyes. Bullshit! 594 00:41:01,395 --> 00:41:04,165 Bull-fuckin'-shit, sweetheart. It wasn't no accident. 595 00:41:04,298 --> 00:41:06,300 He's done it before and he'll do it again. 596 00:41:06,434 --> 00:41:08,336 Ain't nothing special about it. 597 00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:12,440 And now... 598 00:41:16,110 --> 00:41:18,346 I gotta piss like a fuckin' racehorse. 599 00:41:23,084 --> 00:41:24,251 Whoa! No. 600 00:41:24,385 --> 00:41:26,287 -Do not do that in here. -What am I supposed to do? 601 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,556 -Take it outside, man. -And get arrested? 602 00:41:28,689 --> 00:41:29,857 Who the fuck's gonna arrest you? 603 00:41:29,991 --> 00:41:31,325 Come on, Hell's Kitchen. 604 00:41:31,459 --> 00:41:33,260 Like you've never peed outside before. 605 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:36,897 Fuck. 606 00:41:42,703 --> 00:41:45,139 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 607 00:43:31,011 --> 00:43:32,279 He gave me his card. 608 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:35,649 What? 609 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,652 He... He gave me his card. 610 00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,255 He didn't ask for my number or anything. 611 00:43:41,388 --> 00:43:43,592 Yeah, yeah. There you go. 612 00:43:44,258 --> 00:43:46,827 No, but that's my point. 613 00:43:47,795 --> 00:43:50,431 He gave me his card and I emailed him, 614 00:43:50,565 --> 00:43:52,867 -not the other way around. -Yeah, he's good. 615 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,237 I bet that man gives out a shit ton of cards wherever he goes. 616 00:43:56,370 --> 00:43:58,772 I mean, it's... It's a numbers game. 617 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:00,674 You know, sometimes he gets the candy, 618 00:44:00,808 --> 00:44:03,744 sometimes he doesn't, but you better believe 619 00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:06,247 he's dishing out those cards like it's fuckin' ice cream. 620 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:08,782 And when you contacted him, sweetie... 621 00:44:10,151 --> 00:44:11,852 ...you gave away your first piece of candy. 622 00:44:11,986 --> 00:44:14,355 You can't blame the guy for wanting more. 623 00:44:15,890 --> 00:44:17,358 You think about it. 624 00:44:17,491 --> 00:44:18,459 His card, 625 00:44:18,593 --> 00:44:20,895 it had a business email on it, right? 626 00:44:21,829 --> 00:44:23,130 How long did it take him 627 00:44:23,264 --> 00:44:26,000 to switch you over to something a little more private? 628 00:44:27,569 --> 00:44:29,670 Blink of a fuckin' eye, am I right? 629 00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:33,107 He wasn't looking for love, sweetheart. 630 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:35,209 He wasn't looking to replace his wife. 631 00:44:35,342 --> 00:44:37,344 Who the hell wants to go to all that trouble? 632 00:44:37,478 --> 00:44:38,513 No. 633 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:42,917 He's all set up just the way he wants to be. 634 00:44:43,050 --> 00:44:46,020 He was just looking for another toy to play with, 635 00:44:46,153 --> 00:44:49,658 and clearly, he found one. 636 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:54,161 For all your smarts, and all the time and effort 637 00:44:54,295 --> 00:44:55,696 and everything you've clearly done 638 00:44:55,829 --> 00:44:57,498 to make yourself a fuckin' fortress, 639 00:44:57,632 --> 00:45:03,572 somehow you've found yourself back in that bathtub again. 640 00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:08,876 Your hands and legs all tied up, 641 00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:12,746 fighting so hard to get free. 642 00:45:20,522 --> 00:45:22,591 One to two. I'm catching up. 643 00:45:23,490 --> 00:45:26,227 -You done yet? -What? 644 00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,163 You've said very little in a very long time, 645 00:45:29,296 --> 00:45:32,032 -that I don't already know. -So? 646 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,268 So, go fuck yourself. 647 00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:47,081 Listen, I run my mouth sometimes, 648 00:45:47,214 --> 00:45:48,148 that's my problem. 649 00:45:48,282 --> 00:45:51,620 I... I just like to push buttons. 650 00:45:52,687 --> 00:45:54,288 Stuff like this is... 651 00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,725 It's just something people don't wanna talk about. 652 00:45:56,857 --> 00:45:58,926 Who the fuck wants to talk about this shit? 653 00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:00,595 No one. Look... 654 00:46:01,862 --> 00:46:04,098 Look, you are a wonderful person. 655 00:46:04,231 --> 00:46:05,199 A human. 656 00:46:05,332 --> 00:46:08,235 You ask me about my name and shit, 657 00:46:08,369 --> 00:46:10,639 and you got a good heart. I can see that, 658 00:46:10,771 --> 00:46:14,108 which is why I just gotta tell you, you know, 659 00:46:14,241 --> 00:46:16,611 you're better off walking away. 660 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,913 I'm not saying that because I think I'm smarter than you. 661 00:46:20,047 --> 00:46:21,448 I'm saying it 'cause... 662 00:46:22,816 --> 00:46:26,153 I used to be that guy, doing what your guy's doing. 663 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:31,892 And I'm looking at your face like that, all sad and shit. 664 00:46:34,461 --> 00:46:36,765 That's why I don't go for the full candy no more. 665 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:39,433 You know, I take a blowjob on the side 666 00:46:39,567 --> 00:46:41,101 every now and then but... 667 00:46:42,637 --> 00:46:46,040 Some of you girls, you grow a conscience in the morning, 668 00:46:46,173 --> 00:46:48,610 and I just can't deal with that, I'm too old. 669 00:46:53,682 --> 00:46:55,049 Your guy young or old? 670 00:46:56,950 --> 00:46:58,886 -Old. -How old? 671 00:47:00,321 --> 00:47:01,388 Old. 672 00:47:01,523 --> 00:47:04,224 Like what? Like daddy type shit? 673 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:06,827 He could be my father, yeah. 674 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,531 So I'm guessing you don't have a daddy, right? 675 00:47:09,664 --> 00:47:10,632 I mean I do, but-- 676 00:47:10,765 --> 00:47:12,099 No, but you don't have a daddy, 677 00:47:12,232 --> 00:47:14,669 and you wanted him to be your daddy. Am I right? 678 00:47:18,472 --> 00:47:19,907 You ever call him Daddy? 679 00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,352 -Two to two. -We're tied. 680 00:47:31,485 --> 00:47:33,053 We are tied. 681 00:47:33,187 --> 00:47:35,724 -Oh, you call him Daddy. -I do. 682 00:47:35,889 --> 00:47:37,559 -That's hot. -It's fucked up. 683 00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:39,493 There's nothing fucked up about that. 684 00:47:39,627 --> 00:47:41,228 I don't know psychology very well, 685 00:47:41,362 --> 00:47:43,665 but I know it don't take rocket science to figure out 686 00:47:43,798 --> 00:47:46,668 that there's a little girl inside you. 687 00:47:46,801 --> 00:47:49,537 The one you used to be, she didn't go anywhere. 688 00:47:50,037 --> 00:47:52,206 And that little girl, she didn't have a daddy, 689 00:47:52,339 --> 00:47:54,875 but she still needs a fuckin' daddy, right? 690 00:47:55,976 --> 00:47:57,679 So, you meet this guy 691 00:47:57,812 --> 00:47:59,748 with his bald head and his liver spots, 692 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,550 and whatever the hell he's got going on. 693 00:48:02,684 --> 00:48:05,919 Would make most girls your age want to puke, but not you. 694 00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:08,088 Because he's everything you missed out there 695 00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:09,223 back in the day. 696 00:48:09,356 --> 00:48:11,024 He's all the things your friends had 697 00:48:11,158 --> 00:48:12,893 that you didn't fuckin' have. 698 00:48:14,395 --> 00:48:15,663 And the little girl inside, 699 00:48:15,797 --> 00:48:18,332 she just wants her daddy to hold her. 700 00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:21,569 Tell her nice things and tell her bedtime stories. 701 00:48:21,703 --> 00:48:24,773 But the grown woman on the outside? 702 00:48:25,439 --> 00:48:28,710 Well, she wants a different kind of bedtime story, 703 00:48:28,843 --> 00:48:30,077 if you catch my drift. 704 00:48:31,613 --> 00:48:32,781 Put the two together, 705 00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:36,183 and that guy has a chance of having something 706 00:48:36,316 --> 00:48:38,853 he never would've touched otherwise. 707 00:48:41,656 --> 00:48:42,690 Me. 708 00:48:53,735 --> 00:48:55,068 You. 709 00:48:55,202 --> 00:48:57,839 He's a lucky son of a bitch to have gotten your candy, 710 00:48:57,971 --> 00:48:59,339 if you don't mind my saying. 711 00:49:02,744 --> 00:49:04,512 -He got kids? -He does. 712 00:49:04,646 --> 00:49:06,313 -How many? -Three. 713 00:49:06,447 --> 00:49:08,182 Shit. How old? 714 00:49:08,917 --> 00:49:10,984 -Young. -His wife young? 715 00:49:11,118 --> 00:49:12,787 No, I think they just waited. 716 00:49:12,921 --> 00:49:14,988 -Have you met her? -No. 717 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:16,791 -You seen her? -No. 718 00:49:16,925 --> 00:49:18,459 But you've seen pictures. 719 00:49:18,593 --> 00:49:19,894 Come on. This day and age, 720 00:49:20,027 --> 00:49:22,095 you wanna find a picture, you can find a fuckin' picture. 721 00:49:23,964 --> 00:49:25,132 Why do you care? 722 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:26,300 Huh? 723 00:49:27,968 --> 00:49:30,505 I... I guess, to be honest, 724 00:49:30,638 --> 00:49:33,040 I drive around in this beast all day, 725 00:49:33,775 --> 00:49:36,811 you got time to do nothing but think, you know? 726 00:49:36,945 --> 00:49:40,314 When you think too much, you ask too many questions. 727 00:49:40,447 --> 00:49:41,982 Nothing special about it. 728 00:49:43,484 --> 00:49:45,352 But hey, it... It ain't all for nothing. 729 00:49:45,486 --> 00:49:47,655 I mean, who else are you gonna talk to about this shit? 730 00:49:47,789 --> 00:49:49,490 Not like you're ever gonna see me again. 731 00:49:55,295 --> 00:49:56,296 I... 732 00:49:57,030 --> 00:49:58,633 I found one picture of her. 733 00:49:58,766 --> 00:50:00,067 Mmm-hmm. 734 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:01,636 They're pretty private. 735 00:50:02,871 --> 00:50:04,404 They both in the picture? 736 00:50:05,974 --> 00:50:07,374 They're at some... 737 00:50:10,177 --> 00:50:12,647 Some corporate thing, like an award thing. 738 00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:13,715 Mmm-hmm. 739 00:50:13,848 --> 00:50:16,049 And what are they doing, in the picture? 740 00:50:17,484 --> 00:50:19,721 They're just smiling. 741 00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:23,825 They're sitting next to each other and they're just... 742 00:50:25,292 --> 00:50:27,695 -smiling at the camera. -And? 743 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:32,534 And they just look normal. 744 00:50:34,836 --> 00:50:36,203 They just look normal. 745 00:50:38,806 --> 00:50:41,341 -He win the award? -He did. 746 00:50:41,976 --> 00:50:44,044 Hmmm. What is he, some kind of big shot? 747 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:46,179 -Somebody I'd recognize? -Oh, yeah. 748 00:50:46,313 --> 00:50:47,381 Uh-huh. 749 00:50:48,282 --> 00:50:50,150 And how old is she? The wife? 750 00:50:52,620 --> 00:50:54,054 Late 40's, I'd say. 751 00:50:54,187 --> 00:50:55,422 She's pretty? 752 00:50:56,758 --> 00:50:57,959 She looks really sweet. 753 00:50:59,594 --> 00:51:00,762 So she's not pretty. 754 00:51:02,564 --> 00:51:04,431 She's lovely. 755 00:51:06,834 --> 00:51:08,636 She has this huge smile. 756 00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:10,203 Like a really... 757 00:51:11,305 --> 00:51:13,206 Like a really happy smile. 758 00:51:22,382 --> 00:51:25,385 I looked at that picture for a really long time, 759 00:51:26,788 --> 00:51:30,257 and I had this really strange feeling that maybe... 760 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:39,466 That she and I could have been friends. 761 00:51:40,868 --> 00:51:41,936 Maybe. 762 00:51:42,070 --> 00:51:43,071 Hmm. 763 00:51:43,203 --> 00:51:45,105 Another time, another place, maybe. 764 00:51:49,677 --> 00:51:51,646 -You ever meet the kids? -God, no. 765 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,281 Seen pictures? 766 00:51:55,516 --> 00:51:57,150 He shows me pictures. 767 00:51:57,986 --> 00:51:59,286 Fuck, like, on his phone? 768 00:51:59,419 --> 00:52:01,623 Yeah. Videos, too. 769 00:52:01,756 --> 00:52:03,490 Fuck. I mean, that's some trust. 770 00:52:03,625 --> 00:52:05,693 I mean, that's some fucking trust right there. 771 00:52:08,730 --> 00:52:09,764 Well. 772 00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,165 What? 773 00:52:14,869 --> 00:52:15,903 You did it. 774 00:52:17,304 --> 00:52:18,305 What'd I do? 775 00:52:18,438 --> 00:52:20,508 I don't know. But you did something. 776 00:52:20,975 --> 00:52:22,910 I mean, he let you in. 777 00:52:23,044 --> 00:52:26,179 That's as far as anyone in your position could ever go. 778 00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,683 What am I supposed to do with that? 779 00:52:29,316 --> 00:52:32,152 Look, it don't change anything, 780 00:52:32,285 --> 00:52:33,955 but it is a compliment. 781 00:52:34,922 --> 00:52:35,957 Kids cute? 782 00:52:36,658 --> 00:52:37,725 They're adorable. 783 00:52:37,859 --> 00:52:39,027 Boys, girls? 784 00:52:40,193 --> 00:52:42,630 -Twin boys and a girl. -Hmm. 785 00:52:45,332 --> 00:52:48,770 He showed me this video of his daughter dancing. 786 00:52:49,637 --> 00:52:51,204 She's just three years old, 787 00:52:51,338 --> 00:52:53,675 and she's wearing this, like, red cape, 788 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,342 like a princess cape or something, 789 00:52:55,475 --> 00:52:57,879 and she's just twirling and twirling and twirling. 790 00:52:58,012 --> 00:52:59,514 Dancing for her daddy. 791 00:53:00,682 --> 00:53:01,716 That's sweet. 792 00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:05,185 You ever dance for your daddy? 793 00:53:05,318 --> 00:53:07,522 I mean, your real daddy when you were a kid. 794 00:53:09,824 --> 00:53:10,858 No. 795 00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:23,037 I did have a cape though. 796 00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,208 I had a long purple cape, 797 00:53:30,111 --> 00:53:33,480 and it made me think I could fly. 798 00:53:33,981 --> 00:53:35,382 Cape wasn't lying. 799 00:53:37,151 --> 00:53:38,853 You can fly just fine. 800 00:53:43,157 --> 00:53:45,225 So, what about the twins? What do they do? 801 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:47,528 They seem like good kids. 802 00:53:47,662 --> 00:53:49,864 And you get the feeling you could have been friends, 803 00:53:50,464 --> 00:53:53,400 with the kids, another time, another place. 804 00:53:58,338 --> 00:53:59,707 Yeah, well, 805 00:54:01,175 --> 00:54:02,777 he can pretend to be your daddy, 806 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:05,079 but he's gotta be their real daddy, so, 807 00:54:06,214 --> 00:54:08,381 you get why you ain't going to Greece. 808 00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:13,087 Here we go. 809 00:54:39,379 --> 00:54:41,849 Shit, that ain't no fender bender. 810 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:17,425 Eleven years. 811 00:59:18,192 --> 00:59:19,627 Big difference. 812 00:59:21,362 --> 00:59:23,364 Your sister being that much older. 813 00:59:30,638 --> 00:59:31,672 Yeah. 814 00:59:32,740 --> 00:59:36,377 She was only 17 when we both left home. 815 00:59:37,078 --> 00:59:38,112 I was six. 816 00:59:39,146 --> 00:59:40,614 You run away? 817 00:59:40,748 --> 00:59:42,517 I went to live with her. 818 00:59:43,717 --> 00:59:45,052 I mean, I can't imagine 819 00:59:45,186 --> 00:59:47,556 any Oklahoma judge saying that was all right. 820 00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:49,790 No, no. 821 00:59:49,924 --> 00:59:53,394 No one said it was all right, but that's what happened. 822 00:59:55,229 --> 00:59:57,598 You lived in the armpit with your sister? 823 00:59:58,399 --> 01:00:01,536 We moved, actually, to Woodward. 824 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:03,771 Like 20 minutes away, 825 01:00:05,673 --> 01:00:07,308 into her boyfriend's house. 826 01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:08,976 Boyfriend? 827 01:00:09,743 --> 01:00:11,479 She had boyfriends back then. 828 01:00:11,946 --> 01:00:12,980 Huh. 829 01:00:14,048 --> 01:00:16,083 Why did you go to live with your sister? 830 01:00:25,092 --> 01:00:26,694 Did your daddy do something? 831 01:00:26,827 --> 01:00:29,830 Something he shouldn't have done? 832 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,300 No, it was never like that. 833 01:00:33,434 --> 01:00:34,603 What was it like? 834 01:00:39,773 --> 01:00:41,142 Well, he... 835 01:00:46,213 --> 01:00:50,050 He actually never touched me. 836 01:00:50,951 --> 01:00:53,154 I mean, not one hug? Not one? 837 01:00:53,287 --> 01:00:54,889 Didn't have to be a hug. 838 01:00:55,856 --> 01:00:58,359 You know, a pat on the back would've been nice, 839 01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:01,128 a fuckin' high five. 840 01:01:04,498 --> 01:01:06,300 But I remember the day we left, 841 01:01:06,967 --> 01:01:08,469 my sister jumped in her car, 842 01:01:08,603 --> 01:01:12,006 and my dad was sitting on the front porch. 843 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:17,711 And before I left, I turned and I looked at him, 844 01:01:18,647 --> 01:01:21,148 and he looked at me, and... 845 01:01:22,049 --> 01:01:24,586 And he got up, and he walked over to me 846 01:01:24,718 --> 01:01:26,987 and he reached out and... 847 01:01:29,790 --> 01:01:31,425 And he shook my hand. 848 01:01:37,632 --> 01:01:40,234 I had never shaken anyone's hand before. 849 01:01:42,604 --> 01:01:44,004 I was six. 850 01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:48,008 I was just little, you know? But I knew what it meant. 851 01:01:51,345 --> 01:01:52,379 What did he look like? 852 01:01:52,514 --> 01:01:53,548 Your pop? 853 01:01:54,148 --> 01:01:56,750 Oh, he was a cowboy. 854 01:01:56,884 --> 01:01:59,853 Never met a cowboy before. 855 01:02:00,354 --> 01:02:02,456 Gotta put that on my list. 856 01:02:03,424 --> 01:02:04,693 You know, before I die. 857 01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:07,328 Number 22, meet a motherfuckin' cowboy. 858 01:02:08,829 --> 01:02:10,497 What else is on your list? 859 01:02:11,700 --> 01:02:14,268 You know, I've already done most of it. 860 01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:16,571 Like what? 861 01:02:17,505 --> 01:02:18,607 Like... 862 01:02:19,708 --> 01:02:21,909 I learned to scuba dive last year. 863 01:02:23,744 --> 01:02:26,280 Took a trip to Nassau, sat on the edge of a boat. 864 01:02:27,014 --> 01:02:29,618 And, you know, they make you fall backward, right? 865 01:02:30,518 --> 01:02:32,052 So, you fall back in the water, 866 01:02:32,186 --> 01:02:34,388 and you start to let the wind out of your sails, 867 01:02:34,522 --> 01:02:36,757 and you go down, down, down. 868 01:02:37,424 --> 01:02:39,728 I mean, I didn't go too far, 869 01:02:39,860 --> 01:02:41,295 I don't have the training for that, 870 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:45,032 crazy stuff like shipwrecks or whatnot. 871 01:02:47,101 --> 01:02:49,036 Saw a blue whale even, yeah. 872 01:02:49,738 --> 01:02:51,606 Big-ass whale passed right by us. 873 01:02:51,740 --> 01:02:55,009 I mean, it was just swimming along like it was nothing. 874 01:02:57,712 --> 01:02:59,313 Fuckin' poetry, that shit. 875 01:03:00,715 --> 01:03:03,284 -Wow. -Yeah. Big fuckin' wow. 876 01:03:05,286 --> 01:03:09,290 But I don't know if I'll do it again. 877 01:03:10,457 --> 01:03:11,492 Why not? 878 01:03:12,594 --> 01:03:15,329 It takes a lot of guts to breathe underwater. 879 01:03:16,430 --> 01:03:18,966 That's the biggest challenge, just telling your... 880 01:03:19,734 --> 01:03:20,934 Allowing your body 881 01:03:21,068 --> 01:03:23,672 to do this thing it wasn't meant to do, you know? 882 01:03:24,471 --> 01:03:26,140 I wasn't afraid to see a shark, 883 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:30,779 I wasn't afraid to be alone. Mostly just... 884 01:03:33,447 --> 01:03:34,683 ...afraid of breathing. 885 01:03:37,818 --> 01:03:41,255 I mean, that's pretty scary shit 886 01:03:41,388 --> 01:03:42,856 when you're afraid to breathe. 887 01:03:49,163 --> 01:03:50,864 I always liked sharks. 888 01:03:52,499 --> 01:03:53,535 Did you see one? 889 01:03:56,538 --> 01:03:57,572 No. 890 01:03:58,272 --> 01:04:00,709 But I always tell everyone I did. You know? 891 01:04:01,208 --> 01:04:02,811 Great white shark, 892 01:04:02,943 --> 01:04:04,345 13 feet long, 893 01:04:04,478 --> 01:04:08,482 two, three tons, just swimming around me, looking for lunch. 894 01:04:08,616 --> 01:04:09,883 Until I look him straight in the eye, 895 01:04:10,017 --> 01:04:11,051 give him the middle finger, 896 01:04:11,185 --> 01:04:12,486 and that shark swims the fuck away 897 01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:13,822 'cause he knows what's going on. 898 01:04:13,954 --> 01:04:16,290 Oh, wow. That's your story? 899 01:04:16,423 --> 01:04:18,058 Yeah, I fuckin' love that story. 900 01:04:19,927 --> 01:04:22,129 What's on your list that you haven't done? 901 01:04:23,197 --> 01:04:25,199 I do want to go to Japan one day. 902 01:04:25,332 --> 01:04:26,433 Heard a lot about it. 903 01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:28,402 Heard about how they got these... 904 01:04:30,505 --> 01:04:31,905 These vending machines 905 01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:37,344 with used bloomers in 'em. 906 01:04:38,078 --> 01:04:39,581 -Bloomers? -Panties! 907 01:04:39,714 --> 01:04:41,549 Oh, come on, man! We've been over this. 908 01:04:41,683 --> 01:04:43,016 Well, I tried to call 'em something else, 909 01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:44,686 you didn't know what the fuck I was talkin' about. 910 01:04:44,819 --> 01:04:46,253 They got used panties! 911 01:04:46,387 --> 01:04:48,489 -Oh, God, no. -Panties. 912 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:50,357 -Panties in vending machines. -No. 913 01:04:50,491 --> 01:04:52,326 -Oh, my God. -That's what I heard. 914 01:04:53,026 --> 01:04:54,194 I gotta see that shit. 915 01:04:54,328 --> 01:04:55,963 They can't really be used. 916 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,231 I don't give a fuck either way, 917 01:04:57,364 --> 01:04:59,366 it'll be mind over matter on that one. 918 01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:04,405 What about you? Huh? 919 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:06,106 What's on your list? 920 01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,109 I don't know. 921 01:05:09,243 --> 01:05:10,879 Come on, talk to me. 922 01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:19,119 Well, I have always wanted to learn how to swing dance. 923 01:05:19,754 --> 01:05:21,021 Yeah? 924 01:05:21,155 --> 01:05:22,757 Yeah. 925 01:05:22,891 --> 01:05:24,992 Like get tossed around and stuff. 926 01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,461 It looks like a lot of fun. I think I'd be good at it. 927 01:05:27,595 --> 01:05:29,963 I bet you would. 928 01:05:30,097 --> 01:05:31,733 And I wanna be one of those 929 01:05:31,866 --> 01:05:34,468 freaky bird-watchers in Central Park, 930 01:05:34,602 --> 01:05:38,472 who just knows everything about all the birds. 931 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,676 Someone who can recognize their calls. 932 01:05:43,511 --> 01:05:44,978 I just wanna be a bird lady. 933 01:05:46,079 --> 01:05:47,114 What else? 934 01:05:49,216 --> 01:05:50,284 I have been... 935 01:05:51,051 --> 01:05:53,588 I've been thinking about having a little... 936 01:05:54,254 --> 01:05:56,758 Like a little herb garden in my window. 937 01:05:57,357 --> 01:06:01,161 You know, just basil and stuff. 938 01:06:02,162 --> 01:06:04,965 Try to remember to use it when I'm cooking, 939 01:06:06,801 --> 01:06:08,168 which isn't very often. 940 01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:12,306 But I like the idea of it being there. 941 01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:13,440 What else? 942 01:06:13,575 --> 01:06:17,077 I wanna habla espanol perfectamente. 943 01:06:17,211 --> 01:06:21,448 And I want to go to Oaxaca during Noche de Rabanos, 944 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:23,918 and I want to eat all the things. 945 01:06:24,752 --> 01:06:27,789 Like the ants, and, you know, the crickets. 946 01:06:28,388 --> 01:06:29,757 And, yes, 947 01:06:29,891 --> 01:06:33,994 I do wanna stand at the edge of a fuckin' cliff in Greece, 948 01:06:35,095 --> 01:06:37,197 and dive off that motherfucker. 949 01:06:37,331 --> 01:06:38,600 What else? 950 01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:41,068 What do you mean what else? I just told you so much. 951 01:06:41,201 --> 01:06:42,737 What, it's time for me to ante up? 952 01:06:42,871 --> 01:06:44,004 Yeah, damn straight. 953 01:06:44,137 --> 01:06:45,138 How many chips you got on the table? 954 01:06:45,272 --> 01:06:47,441 Two. We're tied, remember? 955 01:06:47,575 --> 01:06:49,343 -Two to two. -And you raise me one. 956 01:06:49,476 --> 01:06:50,945 And it better be a good one. 957 01:06:51,078 --> 01:06:52,279 I'll give you a good one, and you'll match me? 958 01:06:52,412 --> 01:06:54,649 I'm not gonna let you win, that's for damn sure. 959 01:06:54,782 --> 01:06:57,619 All right, all right. I can hang. 960 01:07:00,822 --> 01:07:02,757 And it's gotta be something personal, okay? 961 01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:05,894 Not one of, like, your little anecdotes. 962 01:07:07,562 --> 01:07:09,998 Well, fuck, I don't know. 963 01:07:10,130 --> 01:07:12,834 Um... Hmm. 964 01:07:12,967 --> 01:07:14,002 Like... 965 01:07:16,671 --> 01:07:17,906 How'd you meet your wife? 966 01:07:20,040 --> 01:07:21,074 Which one? 967 01:07:21,776 --> 01:07:22,810 The first one. 968 01:07:27,815 --> 01:07:29,584 She threw up in my cab. 969 01:07:30,618 --> 01:07:32,854 -Classy. -Yeah, she was clubbing. 970 01:07:32,987 --> 01:07:35,455 You know, she was, like, 971 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:38,125 with her girlfriends, ladies' night or some shit. 972 01:07:39,192 --> 01:07:42,730 And they were all in these tight dresses and high heels, 973 01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:47,301 and they smelled like booze and sweat, 974 01:07:48,201 --> 01:07:49,737 and flowers. 975 01:07:49,871 --> 01:07:50,905 And I was in heaven. 976 01:07:51,039 --> 01:07:53,173 All these pretty ladies jammed in my cab, 977 01:07:53,307 --> 01:07:55,677 sitting on each other's laps, talking so loud, 978 01:07:55,810 --> 01:07:58,245 laughing, screaming out the window. 979 01:07:58,378 --> 01:08:00,414 And I gotta tell you, I gotta be honest. 980 01:08:01,583 --> 01:08:03,818 My cock was so fuckin' hard, 981 01:08:03,952 --> 01:08:05,720 it was just pounding in my panties 982 01:08:05,853 --> 01:08:07,154 -because... -Oh, my God. 983 01:08:07,287 --> 01:08:08,990 God, the odds were, I was gonna get lucky that night. 984 01:08:09,122 --> 01:08:12,060 If I didn't get lucky, at least I'd get enough good material 985 01:08:12,225 --> 01:08:13,260 to rub one out at the end of the night. 986 01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:14,328 You know what I mean? 987 01:08:14,461 --> 01:08:15,630 Mmm. 988 01:08:15,763 --> 01:08:17,164 And then outta nowhere, 989 01:08:18,098 --> 01:08:20,133 Blondie doubles over in the back, 990 01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:21,603 empties her stomach. 991 01:08:21,736 --> 01:08:25,138 Which wasn't holding that much, I'm thankful to report. 992 01:08:25,272 --> 01:08:26,306 And what happened? 993 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,042 There's not much you can do, you know? 994 01:08:28,175 --> 01:08:30,243 Drop 'em off and get back to the garage, 995 01:08:30,377 --> 01:08:31,478 hose down the cab. 996 01:08:32,947 --> 01:08:35,583 And there it was, right there. 997 01:08:37,417 --> 01:08:38,352 Her purse. 998 01:08:38,485 --> 01:08:39,621 Hmm. 999 01:08:39,754 --> 01:08:41,789 So, next day she calls the company, 1000 01:08:41,923 --> 01:08:44,692 and me being the gentleman that I am, 1001 01:08:44,826 --> 01:08:47,028 I offer to bring it out there myself. 1002 01:08:47,996 --> 01:08:53,101 And I didn't have to jerk off after paying her a visit, 1003 01:08:53,233 --> 01:08:54,368 I can tell you that. 1004 01:08:58,106 --> 01:08:59,139 Yeah. 1005 01:09:06,114 --> 01:09:07,682 Why did you marry her? 1006 01:09:13,788 --> 01:09:15,155 She was a doll. 1007 01:09:18,492 --> 01:09:21,129 Dumb as shit. But still, she was... 1008 01:09:22,764 --> 01:09:24,264 She was a sweetheart. 1009 01:09:26,668 --> 01:09:29,637 I used to play pranks on her, you know? 1010 01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,773 Hide behind the couch, then jump out. 1011 01:09:31,906 --> 01:09:35,643 Or... Or, you know, putting sugar in the salt shaker, 1012 01:09:35,777 --> 01:09:36,911 just dumb shit like that. 1013 01:09:37,045 --> 01:09:39,580 And she always laughed about it, you know? 1014 01:09:40,982 --> 01:09:42,750 She'd choose to laugh about it. 1015 01:09:42,884 --> 01:09:45,153 Like, when something happens, 1016 01:09:46,654 --> 01:09:48,690 and you got a choice, 1017 01:09:49,456 --> 01:09:52,927 that choice to get pissed off 1018 01:09:53,728 --> 01:09:54,929 or to laugh it off, 1019 01:09:55,063 --> 01:09:56,196 she'd laugh. 1020 01:09:57,165 --> 01:09:59,199 She'd choose to laugh every time. 1021 01:10:00,200 --> 01:10:01,201 Did she ever get you? 1022 01:10:01,334 --> 01:10:02,670 What? A prank? 1023 01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:04,605 Mmm-hmm. 1024 01:10:04,739 --> 01:10:06,239 She did one time. 1025 01:10:06,373 --> 01:10:08,710 She poured cold water all over me 1026 01:10:08,843 --> 01:10:10,310 when I was in the shower. 1027 01:10:10,444 --> 01:10:13,514 Like a bucket of ice water, Niagara Falls. 1028 01:10:14,816 --> 01:10:16,517 And I had that same choice, you know? 1029 01:10:16,651 --> 01:10:19,153 Either to get pissed or to laugh it off. 1030 01:10:19,987 --> 01:10:21,689 And what did you choose? 1031 01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:24,324 I laughed my fuckin' ass off. 1032 01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:26,694 Chased her around the house in my birthday suit, 1033 01:10:26,828 --> 01:10:29,229 she's screaming like a little girl and everything, 1034 01:10:29,362 --> 01:10:31,099 like we were playing tag and shit. 1035 01:10:32,299 --> 01:10:34,267 Finally caught her in the kitchen. 1036 01:10:37,038 --> 01:10:38,271 That was a good day. 1037 01:10:40,575 --> 01:10:43,544 I bet she's a lot smarter than you give her credit for. 1038 01:10:48,448 --> 01:10:49,483 Do you miss her? 1039 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:01,896 I do sometimes. Yeah. 1040 01:11:04,532 --> 01:11:06,333 She was like a summer day, you know? 1041 01:11:06,466 --> 01:11:08,669 Not too complicated, just, you know, 1042 01:11:08,803 --> 01:11:11,239 beer and a bag of chips, and we were set. 1043 01:11:14,876 --> 01:11:17,578 Three to two. You gonna match me or what? 1044 01:11:19,747 --> 01:11:21,983 I mean, that last one's a tough act to follow. 1045 01:11:22,116 --> 01:11:24,284 -Yeah, you surprised me there. -I surprised myself, 1046 01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:27,320 -I don't talk about my shit. -You think I talk about my shit? 1047 01:11:27,454 --> 01:11:29,624 Well, there you go. That's what's on the table. 1048 01:11:29,757 --> 01:11:32,425 Let's talk about the shit, let's talk about all the shit. 1049 01:11:32,560 --> 01:11:34,494 -Okay. All right. -All right. 1050 01:11:34,629 --> 01:11:35,997 -All right. -All right. 1051 01:11:37,464 --> 01:11:39,000 I'll think of something juicy. 1052 01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:41,501 Easy. 1053 01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:44,304 Make it about your daddy. 1054 01:11:46,073 --> 01:11:47,108 Which one? 1055 01:11:48,009 --> 01:11:48,976 You pick. 1056 01:11:49,110 --> 01:11:50,144 Fuck. 1057 01:11:52,647 --> 01:11:54,015 Come on. 1058 01:11:54,148 --> 01:11:56,449 There's gotta be at least one more thing you haven't told me. 1059 01:11:56,584 --> 01:11:58,719 Something you're just dying to say out loud. 1060 01:12:01,354 --> 01:12:02,489 Take your time. 1061 01:12:05,126 --> 01:12:06,794 Not like I'm going nowhere. 1062 01:17:07,628 --> 01:17:10,599 Got a few more minutes if you still wanna play for the win. 1063 01:17:16,571 --> 01:17:17,638 What's left? 1064 01:17:18,339 --> 01:17:20,040 What have you not told me about? 1065 01:17:22,676 --> 01:17:26,947 Last night, my sister and I, we... 1066 01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:28,482 We got drunk. 1067 01:17:29,551 --> 01:17:30,918 We got really drunk, 1068 01:17:31,051 --> 01:17:33,420 and we were sitting outside her trailer. 1069 01:17:34,321 --> 01:17:36,591 And she has these little... 1070 01:17:37,892 --> 01:17:38,959 Um... 1071 01:17:39,093 --> 01:17:41,929 These little chili pepper lights, like... 1072 01:17:43,464 --> 01:17:45,534 Christmas lights or something, you know? 1073 01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:47,835 Just draped around, 1074 01:17:48,802 --> 01:17:50,938 and we sat in these old beach chairs, 1075 01:17:51,071 --> 01:17:52,607 and just drank and drank. 1076 01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:55,376 What about Eagle? 1077 01:17:57,278 --> 01:17:58,312 Eagle was around, 1078 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:00,414 she was grilling up some burgers. 1079 01:18:02,783 --> 01:18:04,418 You talk about the bathtub? 1080 01:18:05,286 --> 01:18:06,588 We did. 1081 01:18:06,720 --> 01:18:10,224 We did. I brought it up, and she just laughed. 1082 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:14,061 She laughed so hard she cried. 1083 01:18:14,195 --> 01:18:17,865 She didn't apologize or anything, it was amazing. 1084 01:18:19,133 --> 01:18:21,101 What else did you talk about? 1085 01:18:21,235 --> 01:18:23,504 We talked about just everything, 1086 01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:26,073 like the perms our mom used to give us, 1087 01:18:26,207 --> 01:18:29,710 sitting on a stool in the... In the kitchen 1088 01:18:29,843 --> 01:18:34,014 with this, like, old pink towel draped over our shoulders, 1089 01:18:34,148 --> 01:18:37,017 and you know, that smell, that horrible perm smell 1090 01:18:37,151 --> 01:18:39,554 that just sticks around for days. 1091 01:18:40,154 --> 01:18:42,056 And we start talking about that day, 1092 01:18:43,357 --> 01:18:44,892 the day she took me away. 1093 01:18:46,160 --> 01:18:48,762 And I told my side of the story, and then... 1094 01:18:50,798 --> 01:18:52,733 And then she told her side. 1095 01:18:54,301 --> 01:18:55,736 What did she tell you? 1096 01:18:56,237 --> 01:18:59,073 She said that our dad was on the porch that day. 1097 01:19:00,675 --> 01:19:01,742 And... 1098 01:19:04,378 --> 01:19:07,549 That we passed him as we walked to the car. 1099 01:19:10,184 --> 01:19:14,623 And then she said that she got in the car, 1100 01:19:17,424 --> 01:19:18,993 and then I got in the car, 1101 01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:23,230 and we just drove away. 1102 01:19:24,398 --> 01:19:29,036 She said, "He didn't shake your hand that day." 1103 01:19:29,604 --> 01:19:33,040 But when I think back on it, it doesn't make any sense. 1104 01:19:34,208 --> 01:19:36,443 Because I remember it so clearly. 1105 01:19:37,111 --> 01:19:39,980 Even I remember the feel of his hand. 1106 01:19:42,283 --> 01:19:44,918 I remember thinking it felt like sandpaper. 1107 01:19:46,621 --> 01:19:48,255 So, which of you is right? 1108 01:19:50,357 --> 01:19:51,559 You or your sister? 1109 01:19:52,393 --> 01:19:53,427 I don't know. 1110 01:19:55,095 --> 01:19:56,130 But... 1111 01:19:58,365 --> 01:20:00,034 If that memory isn't real, 1112 01:20:03,470 --> 01:20:08,510 the moment my father finally touched me, 1113 01:20:11,912 --> 01:20:13,814 then I don't know what is, man. 1114 01:20:18,152 --> 01:20:19,621 Ones and zeroes. 1115 01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:23,123 Yeah, ones and zeroes. 1116 01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:25,660 I got a story kinda like that. 1117 01:20:28,128 --> 01:20:29,229 About my pop. 1118 01:20:31,633 --> 01:20:32,933 That moment where 1119 01:20:34,401 --> 01:20:36,805 everything comes into focus. 1120 01:20:39,106 --> 01:20:40,140 And then... 1121 01:20:42,811 --> 01:20:44,178 goes out again. 1122 01:20:48,315 --> 01:20:50,685 But that's a story for another cab ride. 1123 01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:56,056 We're tied again. 1124 01:20:57,424 --> 01:21:00,027 -Three to three. -Three to three. 1125 01:21:01,529 --> 01:21:02,564 Nice. 1126 01:21:29,022 --> 01:21:30,759 We did a rain dance last night. 1127 01:21:32,527 --> 01:21:35,195 The three of us, just drunk. 1128 01:21:37,297 --> 01:21:40,000 But Eagle, Eagle showed us how. 1129 01:21:40,134 --> 01:21:41,603 Mmm-hmm. 1130 01:21:41,736 --> 01:21:42,771 Did it rain? 1131 01:21:46,006 --> 01:21:47,408 Well, that's the thing. 1132 01:21:57,418 --> 01:22:01,188 Two weeks ago, when I flew to Oklahoma... 1133 01:22:08,295 --> 01:22:09,430 I was pregnant. 1134 01:22:16,103 --> 01:22:18,939 What'd your daddy have to say about that? 1135 01:22:22,811 --> 01:22:24,178 I never told him. 1136 01:22:28,248 --> 01:22:29,283 I never... 1137 01:22:31,318 --> 01:22:33,086 I never told anyone. 1138 01:22:38,893 --> 01:22:40,595 Did you get rid of the baby? 1139 01:22:45,232 --> 01:22:46,467 It got rid of me. 1140 01:22:51,238 --> 01:22:54,776 The first day in Oklahoma, I started bleeding, 1141 01:22:55,543 --> 01:22:57,211 and my sister didn't know. 1142 01:22:57,812 --> 01:23:00,247 I... I just told her I was having a bad period, 1143 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:02,149 like a really bad period, like... 1144 01:23:03,785 --> 01:23:05,052 She let me sleep a lot, 1145 01:23:05,185 --> 01:23:07,689 and gave me a heating pad and some ice cream, and... 1146 01:23:11,258 --> 01:23:14,662 But then, after seven days, 1147 01:23:14,796 --> 01:23:16,296 when I kept bleeding, 1148 01:23:17,599 --> 01:23:19,734 I had to hide the tampons... 1149 01:23:19,868 --> 01:23:22,302 ...and pretend it was just a... 1150 01:23:23,370 --> 01:23:25,907 a normal period, that it ended. 1151 01:23:29,343 --> 01:23:33,080 I had to get up and go out and meet her friends, and... 1152 01:23:33,882 --> 01:23:36,751 Just feeling like... 1153 01:23:44,792 --> 01:23:46,226 Like trash. 1154 01:24:00,542 --> 01:24:02,042 I wasn't gonna keep it. 1155 01:24:06,480 --> 01:24:09,584 I had made up my mind, I wasn't gonna keep it, 1156 01:24:10,384 --> 01:24:12,085 and I wasn't gonna tell anyone. 1157 01:24:18,325 --> 01:24:19,359 But then... 1158 01:24:24,032 --> 01:24:25,733 But then when it happened... 1159 01:24:28,670 --> 01:24:29,704 When it just... 1160 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:35,142 It just happened on its own, 1161 01:24:36,945 --> 01:24:37,912 I was... 1162 01:24:40,882 --> 01:24:42,884 I was so... 1163 01:24:45,152 --> 01:24:46,286 relieved. 1164 01:24:49,824 --> 01:24:53,293 I had never been more relieved in my whole life. 1165 01:24:58,398 --> 01:24:59,534 And then last night... 1166 01:25:06,373 --> 01:25:07,709 ...when we were dancing, 1167 01:25:09,510 --> 01:25:10,745 in my mind, 1168 01:25:14,882 --> 01:25:18,920 I really did, I just begged the sky to rain down on me. 1169 01:25:20,888 --> 01:25:22,657 To just clean me. 1170 01:25:28,930 --> 01:25:30,765 To wash it all away. 1171 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:37,639 The whole fucking thing. 1172 01:25:40,608 --> 01:25:43,143 I asked the sky to just... 1173 01:25:43,611 --> 01:25:45,079 ...take it from me. 1174 01:25:54,656 --> 01:25:57,091 And then this morning, I woke up... 1175 01:26:05,833 --> 01:26:07,835 ...and I wasn't bleeding anymore. 1176 01:26:09,837 --> 01:26:12,106 It had stopped after two weeks. 1177 01:26:19,614 --> 01:26:20,982 Rain dance worked. 1178 01:26:34,829 --> 01:26:35,763 Four to three. 1179 01:26:35,897 --> 01:26:38,933 Shit. I fold. 1180 01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:41,435 I win? 1181 01:26:41,569 --> 01:26:43,604 Can't beat that, that's for sure. 1182 01:26:48,009 --> 01:26:49,043 Fuck. 1183 01:26:49,977 --> 01:26:51,145 God damn. 1184 01:28:09,957 --> 01:28:11,626 I don't have any cash. 1185 01:28:12,193 --> 01:28:14,061 -I'm sorry. -No one ever does. 1186 01:28:14,195 --> 01:28:17,598 I'm sorry. I'm gonna leave you a big tip though. 1187 01:28:17,732 --> 01:28:20,535 Yeah, my advice don't come for free. 1188 01:28:21,301 --> 01:28:22,469 You gonna need a receipt? 1189 01:28:22,603 --> 01:28:24,038 No, I'm good. 1190 01:29:08,348 --> 01:29:09,317 So... 1191 01:29:11,285 --> 01:29:12,320 So... 1192 01:29:19,794 --> 01:29:21,195 You gonna be all right? 1193 01:29:27,201 --> 01:29:28,769 I don't know. 1194 01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:32,874 Your brain, 1195 01:29:34,008 --> 01:29:35,943 it's a little confused right now. 1196 01:29:37,545 --> 01:29:38,913 It's in panic 'cause... 1197 01:29:40,047 --> 01:29:42,083 you ain't used to breathing underwater, 1198 01:29:43,416 --> 01:29:46,020 and it's telling you you're in way over your head. 1199 01:29:46,153 --> 01:29:49,690 "This is it, no way out. Done, end of story." 1200 01:29:53,628 --> 01:29:55,329 You just keep breathing. 1201 01:29:55,462 --> 01:29:57,331 No matter how far down you go, 1202 01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:00,935 you keep breathing. 1203 01:30:02,904 --> 01:30:04,504 You're gonna be all right. 1204 01:30:05,306 --> 01:30:06,439 Someone like you... 1205 01:30:11,078 --> 01:30:13,014 You are not a shipwreck. 1206 01:30:14,815 --> 01:30:16,384 You're gonna swim back up. 1207 01:30:17,151 --> 01:30:20,855 Swim back up to all that light and life and colors, 1208 01:30:21,856 --> 01:30:22,890 you are. 1209 01:30:33,701 --> 01:30:35,303 You might even see a blue whale. 1210 01:30:39,240 --> 01:30:40,274 I hope so. 1211 01:31:06,968 --> 01:31:08,002 Thank you. 1212 01:31:09,971 --> 01:31:12,239 You're most welcome. 1213 01:31:23,617 --> 01:31:25,086 You have a good night. 1214 01:31:26,654 --> 01:31:27,688 You, too. 1215 01:31:47,375 --> 01:31:48,409 Mikey. 1216 01:31:49,844 --> 01:31:50,878 What? 1217 01:31:53,280 --> 01:31:55,316 I just always felt more like a Mikey, 1218 01:31:55,449 --> 01:31:57,184 not like a Vinny, not a Clark. 1219 01:31:58,152 --> 01:31:59,453 If it were up to me, 1220 01:32:01,756 --> 01:32:03,057 I'd choose Mikey. 1221 01:32:23,544 --> 01:32:24,745 Good night, Mikey.