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(♪ Mendelssohn's "Wedding March")
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Ghosts, little spirits or pixies?
I don't believe in 'em.
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- Do you, Mr Foxx?
- No, sir.
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You sound it,
with all your metaphysical gibberish.
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I didn't mean ghosts as spirits,
Professor.
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Nothing is real but experience,
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that which can be touched, tasted, felt
or, in some scientific fashion, proved.
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We must never substitute
qualitative events
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that are marked by similar properties
and recurrences for fixed substances.
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Mr Snell, since these are the last few
moments before the summer vacation,
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I would appreciate it if you could
remain awake until the final bell.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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I take it you rule out metaphysics
as unworthy of serious consideration.
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As I stated quite clearly
in my latest paper,
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metaphysical philosophers are men who
are too weak to accept the world as it is.
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Their theories of the so-called
"mysteries of life"
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are nothing more than projections
of their own inner uneasiness.
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Apart from this world,
there are no realities.
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But that leaves many basic
human needs unanswered.
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I'm sorry. I did not create the cosmos,
I merely explain it.
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(Bells chime)
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Leopold! Congratulations!
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Thank you so much. Thank you.
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Do you have a photo of the lucky woman?
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- The wedding is tomorrow?
- The day after. Sunday.
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We're motoring to my cousin's
for a simple country ceremony.
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- She's magnificent!
- She'll be the final jewel in your crown.
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Is it boorish of me to ask you
to inscribe your books?
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Not at all.
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I agree with you about Balzac.
He's vastly overrated.
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- She has the face of an angel.
- And the disposition of one, as well.
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Gentlemen, as someone who has
resolutely resisted matrimony,
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I now must admit to being
the fortunate individual
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on whom fortune showers her favours.
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She must appreciate what
an extraordinary catch she's getting.
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- You flatter me, Ambrose.
- I flatter him!
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A philosopher, an art critic, an astute
political theorist, an outspoken pacifist.
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- A man of culture!
- And a singer of Schubert lieder.
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Come now, am I to be overpraised
merely for being a civilised human?
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What after the wedding?
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We are only having one week of leisure,
which we will spend in London,
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a long-awaited opportunity
to show her Thomas Carlyle's grave.
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Following that,
we depart for the continent,
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where I have consented to give
a series of lectures on Renaissance art.
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It will be a pleasure
to bring Tintoretto into perspective
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for his innumerable sycophants.
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(Clattering and crashing)
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(Squawking)
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- (Woman) Andrew, are you all right?
- Yeah. No, I'm fine.
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I can't seem to get airborne
with my wings for some reason.
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And I've had wonderful success
with my flying bicycle.
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Why does a beautiful day like today
give me such a sad feeling?
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Adrian, I don't want to hear anything sad
for the next two weeks.
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I want this to be a terrific time for us.
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I just wanna relax and have a good time
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and go fishing
and work on my inventions,
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and I don't wanna think
about Wall Street.
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This is supposed to be a vacation.
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I never noticed this thing before,
Andrew. What is that?
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That's my spirit ball. If it works - which
I doubt - it penetrates the unseen world.
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Oh, yeah? Which unseen world
are we talking about?
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You do admit that there's more to life
than meets the eye?
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Either that, or I weep.
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- Yeah, well, like what?
- Like ectoplasm and various energies.
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I want that thing to emit light rays,
and to capture the future and the past.
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Incidentally, I'm putting my cousin
Leopold and his fiancée in our bedroom.
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We'll take the guest room for the night.
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It'll be much nicer before their wedding.
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Imagine sharing a bed before marriage.
It's a little bit depraved.
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I'm very anxious to meet your cousin,
cos I tried to read both his books.
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I couldn't get through the first one
or the second one.
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Is Maxwell going to come up alone
or will he bring a guest?
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Maxwell appear without appropriate
female companionship?
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You know better than that.
You look adorable.
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Oh, Andrew. Erm...
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I don't know where he comes up
with some of these women.
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He's a doctor. These poor women in
the tubercular ward show him gratitude.
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Don't think I don't notice you leering
at his buxom weekend guests.
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I leer, I admit it.
I look. I leer. I salivate.
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I salivated the day that I met you.
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Andrew, what are you doing?
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- Come on, Adrian.
- It's high noon!
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(Andrew) This'll give you an appetite.
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Oh, Maxwell.
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Sweetheart, listen.
We can't go on like this.
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Why not?
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Because my husband is beginning
to realise there's nothing wrong with me.
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It's medically sound
to have periodic check-ups.
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Yes, but not so many. The president
doesn't have this kind of healthcare.
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- Come away with me this weekend.
- Oh, I can't!
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- Why? You know how I feel about you.
- You know how much I wanna come.
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But it's just not possible.
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This is the best weekend
of the whole summer.
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- Oh, Maxwell!
- What?
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If there are other guests,
we'll have to have separate rooms...
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That's OK. You can always
leave your door unlocked.
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- I can't.
- We'd have fun.
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It's impossible! Stop asking me.
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Another...
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Another time, I promise.
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- You swear?
- I swear. Now I have to go out.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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It's all right, Charles.
It's only a muscle spasm.
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Come in next Tuesday at three.
I'd like to take one more look.
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What are you smiling at, Miss Ford?
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I was thinking about something
I read in "The Katzenjammer Kids".
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- What are you doing this weekend?
- Me? Oh...
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I'll probably go to Coney Island. Why?
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- Come away with me.
- Where?
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To the country. The cousin of
my best friend's wife is getting married.
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- A few of us are gonna celebrate.
- Really?
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- Is it all right if I called you Dulcy?
- Yes. I'm just surprised.
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Did you not know that I've had my eye
on you these last two weeks?
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I've only been working here
for five days.
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I lose track.
You always seem so shy around me.
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The nurses on the floor
say you're fast.
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- Me?
- I mean, I think you're handsome.
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Come with me. We'll have a fabulous
weekend. We'll sun, swim and drink beer.
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Naturally, I'll make sure
we have separate rooms.
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We don't need separate rooms.
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I'm sorry about this afternoon.
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- It's not your fault. It's probably me.
- I don't know what's wrong with me.
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What's wrong is that
we have a bad sex life.
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- (Adrian) But why?
- Because we never sleep together now.
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- (Adrian) But what went wrong?
- Don't ask me.
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Everything seemed great till about a year
ago, then you just sort of cooled off.
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I've apologised to you
about a hundred times.
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You don't have to. I must've done
something to make you feel that way.
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No. I can't explain it. I just started
having those moods and odd feelings.
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And the annoying thing is
that I get tense and I can't relax,
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and the whole thing gets destroyed.
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I know. It's become a chore.
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Right. It's not the kind of thing that
should be hanging over our heads all day,
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that we're gonna be in bed together.
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- It's not fair to you.
- It's not fair to you either.
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That's why today at the barn, I tried
to do it quickly and get it over with...
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I don't mean "get it over with"
in a horrible way.
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I mean that...
I don't know what else to do.
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Adrian, I'm sorry.
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- Come on, I'm sorry.
- It's OK.
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Could you get me a headache tablet?
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We should ask Maxwell.
He's a friend and a doctor.
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God, no! I don't want everybody
to know our personal problems.
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(Andrew) What about your cousin?
He's a philosopher.
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Do geniuses have problems
with their sex lives?
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(Adrian) Oh, please, don't bring it up!
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(Andrew) I'm only kidding.
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So who's he marrying anyhow?
What does she do?
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Is she also a philosopher,
an astronomer or something?
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(Adrian) She doesn't do anything.
I think that her family's in politics.
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I believe her name is Ariel Weymouth.
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(Glass shatters)
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Did you drop something?
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Yeah, I dropped a glass.
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I better get the broom and make sure
all the slivers are up off the floor.
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(Tinkling)
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( Mendelssohn's
"Symphony No.3 in A Minor")
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(Car approaches and horn toots)
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(Andrew) Hi! Hey, Maxwell!
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Andrew, my goodness!
How are you? Be careful.
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This is Dulcy. Andrew.
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- Don't kill yourself. We just got here.
- Hello!
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He delights in making
impractical but dang...
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- Adrian!
- Hello.
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- This is Dulcy.
- How do you do?
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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(Crashing)
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- He's down.
- Don't worry, I always carry bandages.
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You must be tired after your motor trip.
Can I show you to your room... rooms?
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- It's up to him.
- We'll just use one room.
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- (Andrew) Maxwell!
- Andrew, you OK?
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- I've fractured my last remaining nose.
- You shouldn't fly, you're a mammal.
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Thank you, Maxwell.
A doctor with a licence is no smarter.
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The man never tires of insulting me,
but when he's sick...
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- Yeah, who overcharges me?
- But you always get well, don't you?
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I would get well
even without the leeches.
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- Say hello to Dulcy.
- Hello, Dulcy.
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Charmed, I'm sure.
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- Maxwell, I'll help you with that.
- I'll show you to the house.
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- Oh, it's a beautiful house.
- Thank you.
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It was Andrew's before we were married.
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Mm, smell that air.
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Oh, a hammock. That's so nostalgic.
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I lost it in a hammock.
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- Pardon me?
- You really have to have good balance.
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Dulcy's cute.
What is she, 12 years old? 137
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She's twice that. She's very experienced.
She couldn't keep her hands off me.
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Will you grow up? You're like a character
in Greek mythology who's half-goat.
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- You only live once.
- Yeah, I know your theory.
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I see what goes on at the hospital.
I've had a hell of a week.
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- Really?
- People with tumours and brain damage.
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A guy with sudden heart failure... Young
people. We tell 'em they're gonna die.
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And they never seized the moment, never
had a life. "Gather ye rosebuds", Andrew.
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So you never have any interest
in getting married?
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I don't stick around long enough
to fall in love. You know what I'm like.
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Marriage for me is the death of hope.
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Plus I can't seem to find that one person.
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Oh...
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What is it? What's the matter, Andrew?
What's wrong?
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Maxwell...
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Maxwell, things are very bad
with Adrian and myself.
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- No!
- Yeah. We don't sleep together any more.
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- That could be just temporary...
- It's been going on for six months.
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- I don't know what to do.
- That's a long time.
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- Maybe I should take your pulse.
- Oh, Jesus... It's awful.
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She was never like that,
and then one day it just set in.
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- Do you cheat?
- Of course I don't cheat.
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What I do is I pour all my energy
into my inventions.
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Because of my problem in bed with her,
I can now fly. It's awful.
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Maybe she's anaemic.
Although it sounds like it's mental.
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They're doing some amazing things
with hypnosis now in Europe.
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Really? Hypnosis?
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Hi! Maxwell, come on up!
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(Adrian) She's a very pretty little girl,
isn't she?
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- Who?
- Dulcy, Maxwell's guest.
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Why? Who were you thinking of?
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Yes, she's adorable, I think. She is.
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What was going
through your mind just now?
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Just... Nothing. Why?
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Last night, when you broke that glass
and I came upstairs to sweep it,
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you were just sitting on the edge of
the bathtub, looking off into the distance.
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I was exhausted.
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Do you know Ariel Weymouth?
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How is it possible for me...?
Of course not.
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Don't be silly, Adrian.
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She's very freethinking and forward,
isn't she?
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- Who, Ariel Weymouth?
- No, Dulcy.
228
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,740
She seems to give off
animal vibrations.
229
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,284
Yeah, well, she's a nurse.
230
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,411
Well, not every nurse is sexy.
231
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,289
But they're very knowledgeable
about the body.
232
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:24,877
They know exactly how all the organs
function, so they're wonderful.
233
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:28,673
Maybe I should ask for lessons.
234
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:33,135
I bet she'd be willing to answer
any questions that you might have.
235
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:37,265
Oh... I was just joking.
You think I need lessons?
236
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,393
Do you like it?
237
00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:44,897
No, not a bit. My blood pressure
is always 90 over 680.
238
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:47,316
It drives them wild at Coney Island.
239
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,904
But if we're gonna be in a country stream,
why do I have to wear anything at all?
240
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,407
Well, it might shock Andrew.
He's elderly.
241
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,908
Oh.
242
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:59,370
I brought some contraceptives
with me in case you forgot.
243
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:02,498
Oh, good. Cos I only brought 300.
244
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,337
(Car horn blares)
245
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,602
Leopold, hello.
It's wonderful to see you again.
246
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,687
- Hi, there.
- You must be Ariel.
247
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,939
I'm Adrian. This is my husband Andrew.
248
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,859
- Yes, we've met before.
- Ariel told me about it.
249
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:34,030
It was such a coincidence when Leopold
said you were his cousin's husband.
250
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,282
I told him we were old friends.
251
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:38,868
Acquaintances. We're...
252
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:43,497
I didn't know it was the same... I couldn't
imagine it was the same Ariel Weymouth.
253
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:46,083
I'll get the luggage, right?
254
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,879
(Leopold) Like each snowflake,
there is only one Ariel Weymouth.
255
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:51,047
Ha-ha!
256
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,466
(Stutters breathlessly)
257
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:58,179
"Only one Ariel..." Did you hear?
Every individual snowflake...
258
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,306
It's been a long time, Cousin Adrian.
259
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,892
- Hello.
- Hello.
260
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,312
(Adrian) Professor Leopold Sturgis,
Dr Maxwell Jordan.
261
00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,273
- Charmed.
- (Adrian) Dulcy Ford, Ariel Weymouth.
262
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,484
Blue Moon Glow.
263
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:15,821
That's exactly right. I'm amazed.
I didn't think they sold it in this country.
264
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:20,409
Well, an old love of mine wore it.
A ballerina from Spain.
265
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,579
And the scent you're wearing,
is that Bay Rum?
266
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:27,208
Yes, exactly right.
Straight from the corner drugstore.
267
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:31,253
We recognise each other's smells.
In the animal kingdom, we'd be married.
268
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,674
Are you the Dr Jordan who
wrote the book on natural science?
269
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:38,260
- Yes, it's my hobby.
- I must be honest, I thought it was poor.
270
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:42,056
It wasn't great. I'm just
an amateur speculator on science.
271
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:45,726
I liked your book, Professor.
Both of 'em. I liked both of 'em.
272
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,730
The first one was chosen as the best
philosophical treatise of the year.
273
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,899
- Which one?
- "Conceptual Pragmatism".
274
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,860
I haven't gotten to that yet.
Exactly what is it?
275
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:58,447
- The house is exactly as I remember it.
- You've been here before?
276
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,034
- Just once. Years ago.
- What an odd coincidence.
277
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,037
Shall I show you to your room,
or do you know the way?
278
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,748
"Do you know the way?"
Did you hear that?
279
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,625
Come, wife.
280
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,962
"Sumer is icumen in, Lhude sing cuccu!
281
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:17,174
"Groweth sed, and bloweth med,
And springth the wude nu.
282
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,969
"Sing cuccu!"
283
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,805
So, you've been here before.
You've met Andrew?
284
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,100
Yes. A long time ago,
before I left for Paris.
285
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,061
We spent a little time together.
Very little.
286
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:32,106
I've been to Paris twice,
but I was miserable both times.
287
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:34,900
Probably because I was there
with the wrong person.
288
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:38,320
That's important,
because it's such a romantic place.
289
00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:42,742
If two people are really in love,
a city like Paris becomes a great medium
290
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:45,161
through which to explore their feelings.
291
00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,872
- Don't you think, Leopold?
- I like large cities.
292
00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,498
Oh, and in the rain...
293
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,918
Tell me about your book, Professor.
What's the plot?
294
00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,045
- What do you do, Miss, uh...?
- Dulcy.
295
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,213
Miss Dulcy.
296
00:20:56,338 --> 00:21:00,342
I'm a nurse, but I get to do a lot
of reading. The patients all have books.
297
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:05,473
A lot of them are too weak to read,
or they die and I get to keep the copies.
298
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:09,226
Look, why don't we change
our clothes and play badminton?
299
00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:13,898
(Adrian) How could you lie to me?
(Andrew) I didn't lie, Adrian.
300
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:16,192
I-I-I was not lying.
301
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,528
- You wanna know why I lied?
- You told me you didn't know her.
302
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,531
- Yes, that part I admit.
- What do you mean, "admit"?
303
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,993
- I caught you! You were exposed!
- May I make my point, please?
304
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:29,830
- Why didn't you want me to know?
- The way things are in our marriage,
305
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:32,583
I thought you'd be full
of fear and suspicion.
306
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:36,045
- I thought you'd be uneasy all weekend.
- Because you're guilty.
307
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:40,925
Guilty? That's a laugh. How am I guilty?
How can I be guilty if I didn't do anything?
308
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,385
Why should I be uneasy
unless you were lovers?
309
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,347
Lovers? I never laid
a finger on the woman.
310
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,934
Didn't you even think
she was gonna give you away?
311
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,062
I thought it was so insignificant,
she wouldn't remember.
312
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:54,522
It was so long ago.
313
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,608
You think that I would care?
I know I wasn't the first one.
314
00:21:57,733 --> 00:22:00,277
It's just that you lied to me
that makes me wonder.
315
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,988
You dropped that glass
at the mention of her name.
316
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:07,993
Our marriage is not going well,
so I thought the less said, the better.
317
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,412
- You went out with her?
- No, never!
318
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,957
- Yeah, once.
- Once, and you took her here?
319
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,459
So twice, three times.
You gonna quibble?
320
00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,045
I drove her up here.
It was a simple thing.
321
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:22,633
I showed her the premises and I drove her
back to New York City. It was very easy...
322
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,928
- I swear by my mother.
- You didn't make love to her?
323
00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,097
No! I would remember that.
324
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,935
And what if I did?
Which I didn't. I never did. But...
325
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:36,689
I've got a really terrible headache.
I'm gonna go get more tablets.
326
00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:41,235
Listen, so how do you feel about her now,
when you see her after all these years?
327
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:46,115
This is why I didn't tell you. If things were
OK between us, this wouldn't bother you.
328
00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:49,410
But you're so vulnerable,
and they'll be here all weekend,
329
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:52,746
- and we don't sleep together any more...
- Oh! Not so loud.
330
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:55,207
- And she's so beautiful...
- Oh...
331
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,502
That's a simple fact.
A blind man could see that.
332
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:03,507
Adrian, I love you. I was never in love with
Ariel Weymouth and I don't love her now.
333
00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:05,676
Hey, trust me.
334
00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:09,305
(Maxwell) So how did you
and Leopold meet?
335
00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:13,058
(Ariel) We were both tourists
at St Peter's in Rome.
336
00:23:13,183 --> 00:23:15,311
(Maxwell) You picked her up
at the Vatican?
337
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,731
(Ariel) My whole life I wanted to see
the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
338
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:21,483
(Leopold) I met her in the Basilica
before a Madonna.
339
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:25,237
I couldn't resist the impulse
to speak to this heavenly creature.
340
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,698
(Ariel) Leopold's an expert on Italian art.
341
00:23:27,823 --> 00:23:32,286
(Leopold) I had the privilege of escorting
Ariel through the Sistine Chapel
342
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:36,498
and explaining to her exactly why
Michelangelo's ceiling was indeed great.
343
00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:40,294
(Ariel) When Raphael first
laid eyes on it, he fainted.
344
00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:42,129
(Maxwell) Had he eaten?
345
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,674
(♪ Mendelssohn's
"Violin Concerto in E Minor")
346
00:24:45,693 --> 00:24:47,987
- (Leopold) To summer.
- To summer.
347
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:51,031
(Leopold) "The spring, the summer,
The childing autumn,
348
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:55,494
"Angry winter, change
Their wonted liveries."
349
00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:24,565
OK. Try something else.
350
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:29,570
- Got it.
- Can I stop now?
351
00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:34,825
Do you remember these woods at all?
Do you remember the bridge down there?
352
00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:38,787
Of course. It was one of the most
beautiful summer nights I'd ever seen.
353
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,249
It was very romantic.
I think about that night all the time.
354
00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,293
- No, really?
- Yeah. I do.
355
00:25:44,418 --> 00:25:48,797
And when I do, I want to kill you.
Kill you or myself, but much more you.
356
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:50,132
What for?
357
00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:53,469
Do you have any idea
how much I lusted after you?
358
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:56,263
Why didn't you do something?
I wanted you to.
359
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,308
You were this diplomat's daughter,
raised by nuns.
360
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,895
I was shy. We were not in love.
It was pure animal lust.
361
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:07,649
- That's just what I was in the mood for.
- I know, I missed an opportunity.
362
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,735
I've regretted it ever since.
363
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:12,905
That's the saddest thing in life,
a missed opportunity.
364
00:26:13,030 --> 00:26:15,324
And particularly rotten in this case,
365
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:18,494
because after you left,
a month after you went to Europe,
366
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:23,665
I learned that you were, and had been,
sleeping with everyone. Everyone!
367
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,335
Not everyone.
Well, maybe it was everyone.
368
00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:29,254
I wouldn't have been the first,
I'd have been the 21st.
369
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:33,884
Writers, bankers, poets, the entire
infield of the Chicago White Sox.
370
00:26:34,009 --> 00:26:38,305
You have to admit, I wasn't one of your
shrinking, mousy, inhibited virgins.
371
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,017
- The understatement of the century.
- Did you want me to take charge?
372
00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:45,771
- You didn't act like you wanted anything.
- I was used to slower women.
373
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:48,232
Adrian and I had no sex
till we were married.
374
00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:52,194
Why are we rehashing all this, huh?
It's over. We're two older people now.
375
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,655
By tomorrow this time,
I'll be married too.
376
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:57,866
What is it with you and Leopold?
He's so much older than you.
377
00:26:57,991 --> 00:27:00,202
Leopold's very brilliant. A genius.
378
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:04,540
So what? If you're such a free spirit,
why do you want to tie yourself down?
379
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:08,377
You know. For a woman,
the years slip away quickly.
380
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:12,047
- Don't tell me you're getting scared?
- Maybe.
381
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:15,551
But why? I don't understand.
You're so beautiful and charming.
382
00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:19,680
- You could get any man that you wanted.
- No, that's not true.
383
00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:22,266
That was always true, Ariel.
384
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,393
- Not you.
- Me?
385
00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:27,896
I think amongst all the love affairs
I was running through then,
386
00:27:28,021 --> 00:27:30,732
you were the one person
that could've stopped me.
387
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:33,318
- I could have?
- Yeah. I...
388
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:36,238
I was really beginning to care for you.
389
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:40,409
Sometimes I wonder what would've
happened if we'd made love that night.
390
00:27:40,534 --> 00:27:42,911
The moment was so perfect.
391
00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:46,498
People find out things about
themselves through lovemaking
392
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,042
that they never dreamed of.
393
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,128
What? What are you thinking?
394
00:27:53,547 --> 00:27:58,427
Nothing. Only that our whole lives might
have been different if only I had acted.
395
00:27:58,552 --> 00:28:01,722
Tell me something, Andrew,
if you lusted after me so,
396
00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:04,558
why weren't you also in love with me?
397
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:07,186
Can the two feelings really be separate?
398
00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,941
(Andrew) Did you see the trout
that I got? It was great!
399
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:16,612
(Leopold) Look, Ariel, a fossil!
(Maxwell) He means you, Andrew!
400
00:28:16,737 --> 00:28:21,074
Millions of years old, when prehistoric
man roamed here naked and savage.
401
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,826
Give me the good old days!
402
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,829
You'd like to see
some long-haired Neanderthal,
403
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,791
his primitive weapon in hand,
stalking through the brush like an animal,
404
00:28:29,917 --> 00:28:32,336
never dreaming that some day
he will be extinct
405
00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:34,796
and culture will be
the order of the day?
406
00:28:34,922 --> 00:28:37,049
Well, I'd like to try it for one night.
407
00:28:37,174 --> 00:28:39,760
Look!
There's a yellow-bellied sapsucker.
408
00:28:39,885 --> 00:28:43,639
- We get a lot of great birds here.
- I love nature. I could live in the woods.
409
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:46,850
- Maxwell was raised by wolves.
- And he was raised by skunks.
410
00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:49,811
Maxwell, why not do the dance
of the merry peasants?
411
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:52,272
(Leopold) There are
too many peasants as it is.
412
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,191
(Dulcy) There's another sapsucker!
413
00:28:54,316 --> 00:28:56,235
(Maxwell) Everything you say
sounds dirty.
414
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,445
(Ariel) These woods
are especially beautiful.
415
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:02,115
(Andrew) They're enchanted.
On summer nights, you can see things.
416
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:06,078
(Adrian) Shadows and glowing things.
(Andrew) Yeah, spirits.
417
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,622
(Leopold) Shadows,
glowing things, spirits...
418
00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,625
What pathetic delusions
we frightened humans cling to!
419
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:14,503
(Ariel) Leopold has no patience
with the spirit world.
420
00:29:14,628 --> 00:29:16,880
(Maxwell) I'm a doctor
and I believe in the spirit world.
421
00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:20,133
(Andrew) You have to,
that's where all your patients wind up.
422
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:23,303
(Maxwell) Very funny, Andrew.
Very funny.
423
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:26,723
You were fishing with Ariel
for such a long time.
424
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:29,476
I couldn't get the fish to bite,
that's all.
425
00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,688
- Were you reminiscing?
- I was out with her once years ago!
426
00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,649
We had a couple of lobsters,
some beers and that was it.
427
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,943
You still remember
exactly what you ate?
428
00:29:38,068 --> 00:29:42,030
Adrian, I'm gonna be glad when
this weekend is over, it's a disaster.
429
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,408
Leopold and Maxwell
can't stand each other
430
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,702
and you I'm gonna have to take
to a hypnotist.
431
00:29:46,827 --> 00:29:49,454
- Why?
- So we can start making love again.
432
00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,541
- You'll be in a trance, but that's OK.
- That's terrible!
433
00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:56,628
- You haven't read my ideas.
- Your view is educated, but it's narrow.
434
00:29:56,753 --> 00:29:59,131
That's why your book was second-rate.
435
00:29:59,256 --> 00:30:03,635
A yellow-banded butterfly.
I've been looking for one my whole life.
436
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,472
- Don't scare it. Bring the net.
- (Ariel) It went that way.
437
00:30:07,597 --> 00:30:11,560
(Dulcy) Which way did it go?
(Maxwell) Everybody quiet and fan out.
438
00:30:11,685 --> 00:30:16,565
(Andrew) What am I supposed to be
looking for? I didn't see any butterfly.
439
00:30:16,690 --> 00:30:19,860
(Dulcy) There it is!
(Andrew) What colour is it?
440
00:30:22,195 --> 00:30:24,448
Did you hurt yourself?
441
00:30:24,573 --> 00:30:27,451
Everybody stand back.
Give her plenty of air.
442
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:31,163
- Does that hurt?
- It's probably the metatarsal.
443
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:35,250
- Relax, it's nothing serious.
- Maxwell, stop fondling her instep.
444
00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:38,128
- The butterfly's gone.
- I'm sorry.
445
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:43,258
That's what comes from horsing around.
Running around the woods like Indians.
446
00:30:43,383 --> 00:30:46,345
She's gonna be fine.
This man is a major quack.
447
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,263
Oh, oh, oh!
448
00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:51,892
Oh, that feels good. Oh, yes.
449
00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,936
- Right in there, isn't it?
- Yes.
450
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:58,148
- Do you two want to be alone?
- Are you well enough to walk?
451
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,108
- I think so.
- (Maxwell) Just hold it.
452
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,611
- It's much better.
- You don't want it to come back.
453
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:05,864
- She said she was fine.
- OK. All better.
454
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:09,951
It's fine! It's good. I used to get this
at dance class all the time.
455
00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:13,372
You studied dance? So did I,
but my folks insisted on medicine.
456
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:17,000
I'm tired of standing around amidst
poison ivy, snakes and toadstools.
457
00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:19,795
I just wanted to make sure
she didn't pull a tendon.
458
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:22,964
Besides, it's not poison ivy
and they're not toadstools.
459
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:25,842
You are wrong.
Toadstools is exactly what they are.
460
00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:29,221
Yes? Well, these happen
to be mushrooms.
461
00:31:29,346 --> 00:31:33,266
- (Leopold) Those are poisonous fungi.
- I believe you're mistaken.
462
00:31:33,392 --> 00:31:36,436
- Does it matter?
- I don't think you'd be willing to eat one.
463
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:39,439
- No?
- (Ariel) Don't be ridiculous. Let's go.
464
00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:43,777
Those are toadstools. A doctor who writes
about nature should know the difference.
465
00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:48,657
Give us all a thrill. Pop one into
your mouth and go into convulsions.
466
00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,952
Maxwell!
467
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:54,246
OK, Leopold. Yeah.
468
00:31:54,371 --> 00:31:57,290
For once in your life, you stand...
469
00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:59,292
- There he goes.
- (Maxwell splutters)
470
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:01,503
Get some coffee or something.
471
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,672
Do we have anything in here? Quickly.
472
00:32:03,797 --> 00:32:07,676
There's some aspirin.
Get some plain white bread.
473
00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:11,054
I don't know
what he was trying to prove.
474
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:14,975
(Adrian) Leopold, put down
the telescope and come help us.
475
00:32:39,458 --> 00:32:42,919
The summer light is so beautiful
at this hour, isn't it?
476
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,130
I love the long days.
477
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,718
So do I. It makes me think
of when I was a little girl.
478
00:32:49,843 --> 00:32:52,846
Me too. Full of dreams.
479
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:56,725
Yes. Mostly about falling in love.
480
00:32:56,850 --> 00:32:58,935
Mine too.
481
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,940
Do you think that
when two people are in love,
482
00:33:04,065 --> 00:33:06,860
it must always express itself
physically?
483
00:33:07,652 --> 00:33:10,614
I-I-I don't understand.
484
00:33:10,739 --> 00:33:15,118
Do you mean that, erm... a man
could lust passionately for a woman,
485
00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:17,871
but still he might not love her?
486
00:33:20,373 --> 00:33:25,170
I don't know, it's very confusing
when you try and think about it, isn't it?
487
00:33:28,048 --> 00:33:33,553
Tell me, I don't mean to be forward,
but was it a difficult decision
488
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:37,766
to, you know, come from a convent
and everything, and guard your chastity,
489
00:33:37,891 --> 00:33:42,312
to decide to share the bed
with Leopold before the wedding?
490
00:33:44,064 --> 00:33:46,066
N-n-not too tough.
491
00:33:49,444 --> 00:33:51,863
I wish I'd have been that brave.
492
00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:57,160
It's funny, I always considered
myself a modern woman,
493
00:33:57,285 --> 00:34:00,914
and then I see someone
like Nurse Dulcy.
494
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:07,420
(Adrian) Yeah, I hear she knows how all
the organs function and just what to do.
495
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,131
(Ariel) I think men appreciate
vigorous women.
496
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:11,550
(Adrian) Yes?
497
00:34:11,675 --> 00:34:16,221
(Ariel) And young ones. This beautiful
summer light doesn't last for ever.
498
00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,307
I was watching you. You shoot well.
499
00:34:19,432 --> 00:34:23,603
It's all in the pectoral muscles.
Healthy pectorals. You should try it.
500
00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,982
Rather than using
weapons of destruction,
501
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:32,028
my aggressive impulses are given vent in
the more socially acceptable chessboard.
502
00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:35,907
- I wouldn't mind learning chess.
- I feel it would be tame for you.
503
00:34:36,032 --> 00:34:38,368
I like the way the stallions look.
504
00:34:38,493 --> 00:34:43,248
They're called knights.
That's a knight, not a stallion.
505
00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,838
- They're watching us.
- Who?
506
00:34:49,963 --> 00:34:53,341
- Leopold, who tried to poison me.
- Yeah. Right, sure.
507
00:34:53,466 --> 00:34:56,428
- I'm in love with Ariel.
- I know, she's beautiful.
508
00:34:56,553 --> 00:35:01,016
- No, I mean I'm really in love with her.
- I don't blame you. She's exceptional.
509
00:35:01,141 --> 00:35:04,019
You don't understand.
I don't want her to get married.
510
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,438
Maxwell, make your shot.
I wanna take my bath.
511
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:09,983
I've never felt like this.
The moment I smelled her, I loved her.
512
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:12,444
Smell someone else,
because she's taken.
513
00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:14,988
- Jesus, he's such a pompous ass!
- I know.
514
00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,866
But this time tomorrow,
she's gonna be Mrs Pompous Ass.
515
00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:21,536
What's the matter with you?
Don't you know what she's thinking?
516
00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:24,623
- What does that mean?
- I kissed her!
517
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:27,459
- You did?
- Yeah, in the woods. I think Leopold saw.
518
00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:30,378
- He's watching me like a hawk.
- She let you kiss her?
519
00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,757
Not exactly, but I could feel
her lips tremble with feeling.
520
00:35:33,882 --> 00:35:38,219
Don't tell me about it. Adrian's jealous
enough. I've had an experience with Ariel.
521
00:35:38,345 --> 00:35:40,680
- What was that experience?
- It was nothing.
522
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:44,184
- What do you mean "It was nothing"?
- It was brief and platonic.
523
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:47,020
Bring her to the brook.
Don't tell her it's to meet me.
524
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:50,231
- Why the brook?
- What's the matter?
525
00:35:50,357 --> 00:35:54,069
You just lust after her. You're not in love.
You wanna sleep with her.
526
00:35:54,194 --> 00:35:58,531
How could anyone just wanna sleep with
such a dream? Not that I don't. She's hot.
527
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:01,576
They're incredible in bed,
the ones raised in a convent.
528
00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,079
Maxwell, go play with your butterfly net.
529
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:07,916
- Take a walk with Ariel. Go to the brook.
- I can't! Adrian's too jealous.
530
00:36:08,041 --> 00:36:10,460
What did you two do
that was so incriminating?
531
00:36:10,585 --> 00:36:11,670
Nothing.
532
00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:15,298
- Don't say nothing. You're blushing.
- Leave me alone, Maxwell.
533
00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:17,842
- You slept with her, didn't you?
- I didn't, I swear!
534
00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:20,845
- You still like her, don't you?
- No. Go away.
535
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:23,556
God, Andrew, I'm suffering. I mean it!
536
00:36:23,682 --> 00:36:28,061
All right! I'll bring her to the brook.
I'll talk to her on your behalf. I'll try.
537
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:30,313
Stop it, they're looking at us.
538
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:33,400
Didn't he say that
they napped before dinner?
539
00:36:34,651 --> 00:36:36,569
(Dulcy) Check.
540
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,280
(Leopold) Very aggressive.
You learn quickly.
541
00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:41,741
And if I do this?
542
00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,327
(Dulcy) Trapped.
543
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:48,081
You have a wonderful flair
for spatial relationships.
544
00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,963
- Can you get away later on?
- What do you mean?
545
00:36:55,088 --> 00:36:58,591
I mean can you get away later on
to be alone with me?
546
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:02,137
- What for?
- These are my last few hours of freedom.
547
00:37:02,262 --> 00:37:04,472
Professor!
548
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:07,642
I pray you,
do not register untoward dismay.
549
00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:11,730
I have known many women, and it is
only because I cherish Ariel so intensely
550
00:37:11,855 --> 00:37:16,651
that I am, with some trepidation, closing
the book on my bachelorhood for ever.
551
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:21,823
I hold the marriage vows sacred and,
once wed, would never be unfaithful.
552
00:37:21,948 --> 00:37:23,992
- I don't know what to say.
- Please...
553
00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:27,162
The shame I feel over my desires
is already too much to bear.
554
00:37:27,287 --> 00:37:30,915
Don't be ashamed.
I'm just surprised it's me you asked.
555
00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:36,004
You have an open personality and I feel
you're modern enough in your thinking
556
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:39,340
not to make more of the experience
than is intended.
557
00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:42,844
And, although I'm surely
not the first to tell you,
558
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:48,433
you're quite attractive
and you radiate a certain raw energy.
559
00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:54,355
I'm not saying that it wouldn't be
an interesting experience for me.
560
00:37:54,481 --> 00:37:57,317
- What if your fiancée finds out?
- She must never.
561
00:37:57,942 --> 00:38:00,361
I want Ariel for my wife and...
562
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,822
yet the pull is strong.
563
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:06,618
I cannot help imagining
what it would be like with you.
564
00:38:06,743 --> 00:38:08,787
I'm flattered.
565
00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:13,541
Have you ever made love
with a much older man?
566
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,460
Yes.
567
00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:18,546
Illicitly? In the woods?
568
00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:20,048
Yes.
569
00:38:20,173 --> 00:38:23,843
- Was he a genius?
- He was a dentist.
570
00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,555
- Do you find me unattractive?
- No, you're elegant.
571
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,935
Would you meet me
where we swam today, at six?
572
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,228
Yes.
573
00:38:33,353 --> 00:38:35,188
I'm grateful.
574
00:38:59,587 --> 00:39:01,631
(Andrew) Ariel! Psst!
575
00:39:02,549 --> 00:39:04,592
Ariel!
576
00:39:07,136 --> 00:39:09,806
Ariel! Ariel!
577
00:39:17,146 --> 00:39:19,232
(Stones clatter)
578
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:33,121
Are you gonna be in there for a while?
579
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:36,124
(Maxwell) I just got in the tub
about two minutes ago.
580
00:39:36,249 --> 00:39:39,210
I really like soaking
in a good, hot bath.
581
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:44,340
I think I'll stay in here for half an hour,
cos the water feels so good on my back.
582
00:39:44,465 --> 00:39:45,800
Mm. Well...
583
00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:50,430
I'm bushed. I think I'll just take a nap,
SO just, you know...
584
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,933
relax and take as long
as you want in the tub.
585
00:39:54,058 --> 00:40:00,023
Don't worry about me. I'll take a nap
for about, maybe, half an hour or so.
586
00:40:19,876 --> 00:40:22,295
(Water flows)
587
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:51,532
(Dulcy) Oh!
(Adrian) I have to speak to you.
588
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:54,869
(Dulcy) Now?
(Adrian) Please. It's an emergency.
589
00:40:54,994 --> 00:41:00,083
- (Dulcy) What's the matter?
- I didn't know where else to turn.
590
00:41:00,208 --> 00:41:02,710
(Dulcy) Calm down, please.
I'm a nurse. It's OK.
591
00:41:02,835 --> 00:41:06,547
- Sorry. This is very hard for me.
- (Dulcy) Don't worry.
592
00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:09,384
He can't hear you. It's fine. It's OK.
593
00:41:09,509 --> 00:41:11,552
All right. The thing is...
594
00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:16,307
I want to learn how
to please my husband in bed.
595
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,037
Ariel! Ariel!
596
00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:43,167
- Andrew! What are you doing there?
- Maxwell Jordan is in love with you.
597
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:45,378
He's a medical Casanova.
598
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,339
No, he's a wonderful guy
and a terrific doctor.
599
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:52,844
Really. Never lost a patient. Got a couple
of 'em pregnant, but never lost one.
600
00:41:52,969 --> 00:41:57,015
- I'm getting married tomorrow.
- You don't love Leopold, you know that.
601
00:41:57,140 --> 00:42:00,893
You're just in love with the idea of
marrying a great scholar. I know you.
602
00:42:01,019 --> 00:42:06,065
- You've got a lot of nerve.
- That was your goal even way back then.
603
00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:09,485
You weren't listening to anything
I was saying "way back then".
604
00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,280
All that was on your mind
was animal passion.
605
00:42:12,405 --> 00:42:14,866
And what was on your mind?
606
00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:18,453
It's my fault.
I shouldn't have flirted with Maxwell.
607
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:22,206
It just comes naturally.
Now I've started something.
608
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:26,210
- He likes the way you smell.
- Oh, Andrew. I'm so mixed up.
609
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:29,922
That's why the sooner I marry Leopold
and settle down, the better.
610
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:34,218
You've gotta give Maxwell five minutes.
He's pining away for you.
611
00:42:34,343 --> 00:42:36,846
I never saw the guy
SO serious in his life.
612
00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:41,934
Unless you're absolutely certain that what
you're doing tomorrow is the right thing.
613
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:44,937
It's a little late for me
to be having those thoughts.
614
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,106
But not too late!
615
00:42:48,024 --> 00:42:51,235
I was fine till I saw you again. Fine!
616
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,946
Come with me to the brook.
Here, I've brought a hat.
617
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,282
Hop on, really. For five minutes.
618
00:42:56,407 --> 00:42:58,451
Andrew, we'll get killed.
619
00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:02,246
No, don't be silly.
Trust me. It's me, Andrew.
620
00:43:02,371 --> 00:43:03,790
Trust me anyhow.
621
00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,686
(Ariel) My God, we're flying!
(Andrew) I know, it's perfect.
622
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:29,774
(Ariel) It's great. Better not look down.
(Andrew) Hang on tight.
623
00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:33,236
(Andrew) I knew it would work! I knew it!
(Ariel) It's wonderful!
624
00:43:38,908 --> 00:43:40,076
Y0u!
625
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:42,870
I was, er...
626
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:47,792
I was just here and
looking at some moss formations.
627
00:43:47,917 --> 00:43:51,254
I couldn't sleep. I felt like a stroll.
628
00:43:51,879 --> 00:43:53,881
What a coincidence.
629
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:56,717
Are you staying?
630
00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:58,886
Are you? No!
631
00:43:59,929 --> 00:44:02,348
Er... Why don't we stroll together?
632
00:44:02,932 --> 00:44:05,893
- Er, yes.
- No! Not that way.
633
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:09,063
I think there's something
more interesting up there.
634
00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:10,523
- Yes?
- Oh, yes.
635
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:14,694
There's some very interesting leaves.
I'd like to show them to you.
636
00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:19,073
It's much better that way, especially
if you're in the mood for a stroll.
637
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:23,035
Yes, that's the only reason I'm about.
I usually nap.
638
00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:26,330
If you'd prefer to walk alone,
I could give you directions.
639
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:30,001
- Would you rather stroll by yourself?
- Certainly not! Not me.
640
00:44:30,126 --> 00:44:33,421
We can talk about nature,
even if we don't agree on everything.
641
00:44:33,546 --> 00:44:34,589
(Leopold chuckles)
642
00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:37,592
(Ariel) Oh, God. What am I gonna do?
643
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:40,636
Now I know my flying bicycle
won't handle that weight.
644
00:44:40,761 --> 00:44:44,140
- We could've been killed.
- Not killed. Crippled.
645
00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,560
- That lake is cold.
- You're shivering.
646
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,937
Come on, you're shaking.
647
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:52,648
- You know, you're wet.
- I know I'm wet!
648
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:58,654
- I thought I saw a red-winged blackbird.
- Yes.
649
00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:01,240
These woods are fascinating
and beautiful.
650
00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,451
There is something magical about them.
651
00:45:03,576 --> 00:45:06,120
Four miles is rather longer
than I anticipated.
652
00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,957
We're half there.
So, tomorrow's the big day, huh?
653
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:11,209
Mm-hm.
654
00:45:11,334 --> 00:45:14,462
You know what I jokingly call marriage?
“The death of hope."
655
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:18,424
Jokingly, of course. Although no joke
is ever completely untrue.
656
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:21,135
I'm aware that
you have designs on Ariel.
657
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,640
- What?
- It's pointless to deny it.
658
00:45:25,765 --> 00:45:29,644
I observe the way you stare at her
and take pleasure in her behaviour.
659
00:45:29,769 --> 00:45:32,772
I can almost hear your heart beat
when she's close to you.
660
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,066
You have some imagination.
661
00:45:35,191 --> 00:45:40,071
I assure you Ariel does not return these
rather desperate and vulgar feelings.
662
00:45:40,196 --> 00:45:42,990
You're not too overeducated
to get a punch in the nose.
663
00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:45,618
Go ahead, hit me.
You've wanted to all day.
664
00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:48,079
Don't be afraid.
I never resist violence.
665
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:52,041
I realise that often it is
the sole recourse of primitives.
666
00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:55,044
It's like swimming.
It's a measured stroke.
667
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:57,213
And remember, here's the key.
668
00:45:57,338 --> 00:46:00,466
When the sperm count is low,
they won't listen to reason.
669
00:46:00,591 --> 00:46:04,762
But when the sperm count is high,
they'll do anything you want.
670
00:46:05,972 --> 00:46:08,099
It sounds awfully clinical.
671
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:11,018
Well, we're just going over
some basics.
672
00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:14,188
But if you love the guy,
it should all come together
673
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:17,942
with a certain sense
of danger and excitement.
674
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:21,279
You shouldn't just limit yourself
to the bedroom.
675
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:24,949
It should be full of surprise
and spontaneity.
676
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,159
It shouldn't be routine.
677
00:46:28,244 --> 00:46:30,288
Mm-hm.
678
00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,916
(Andrew) I understand
Maxwell kissed you today?
679
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:36,419
(Ariel) Yes. Very suddenly,
in the woods.
680
00:46:36,544 --> 00:46:39,130
- (Andrew) How did it feel?
- It felt good.
681
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:42,550
- (Andrew) What do you mean?
- You asked how it felt. I said good.
682
00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,428
(Andrew) So how can you think
of getting married?
683
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:48,848
(Ariel) I'm always mixed up
when it comes to the opposite sex.
684
00:46:48,973 --> 00:46:52,560
I think I know what I want,
and then I don't. And then I do.
685
00:46:52,685 --> 00:46:55,896
- What about you? How's your marriage?
- My marriage is fine.
686
00:46:56,022 --> 00:46:58,399
- It's not working, but it's fine.
- I'm sorry.
687
00:46:58,524 --> 00:47:02,570
- So you find Maxwell attractive?
- Well, kind of. In his own way.
688
00:47:02,695 --> 00:47:06,574
You're kidding. The kid's tubby.
Haven't you noticed? He's a butterball.
689
00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:09,535
A few minutes ago,
you were telling me how great he was.
690
00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:13,080
He's great. Don't misunderstand me.
It's just that he's blubber.
691
00:47:13,205 --> 00:47:15,333
I guess he is.
692
00:47:15,458 --> 00:47:19,337
If I had only acted that time
when we were at the brook that night!
693
00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:21,547
- Yeah.
- It just haunts me.
694
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:25,426
Not a week has gone by that I haven't
dreamt about you or that evening.
695
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:28,929
We shouldn't be talking like this.
I gotta get married tomorrow.
696
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:31,766
Why? What are you running into?
Stop for a second.
697
00:47:31,891 --> 00:47:34,935
I'm not running into it. No.
He's perfect for me, really.
698
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:37,229
He's solid. He's taught me a lot.
699
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:40,816
- Like what?
- Like how to listen to Mozart.
700
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,153
With your ears, right?
Is that a reason to marry...?
701
00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,156
- (Sneezes)
- Hey, are you OK?
702
00:47:52,078 --> 00:47:54,622
We got wet. We should go back.
703
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:55,790
(Knocking at door)
704
00:47:55,915 --> 00:48:00,795
Maxwell, it's flooding!
Maxwell, are you all right?
705
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,964
- Max...
- I fell asleep in the tub and it overflowed.
706
00:48:04,090 --> 00:48:07,176
I got everything under control.
Did you have a good nap?
707
00:48:07,301 --> 00:48:09,929
Yeah, I just decided to change.
708
00:48:10,054 --> 00:48:11,430
Oh...
709
00:48:13,933 --> 00:48:17,144
I, er... didn't feel tired,
so I took a brief stroll.
710
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:21,148
- You've been in there a long time.
- Oh, I-I-I...
711
00:48:21,273 --> 00:48:23,609
I fell asleep in the bath.
712
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,778
Did you have a nice stroll?
713
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,531
Yes. Very enlightening.
714
00:48:28,656 --> 00:48:32,284
- Did you have a nice bath?
- Oh, yes. Very refreshing.
715
00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,999
(Adrian) Where have you been?
The table's still not set.
716
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:41,752
I was... chopping ice.
I was in the barn.
717
00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,171
I was just, er...
718
00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:46,757
There was a huge block of ice
and I chopped it.
719
00:48:46,882 --> 00:48:48,843
We... We'll have the ice for dinner.
720
00:48:48,968 --> 00:48:51,429
OK, OK, I understand.
721
00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:56,892
Hey... Dinner's nowhere near ready.
722
00:48:57,393 --> 00:48:59,770
Oh. No.
723
00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:02,523
I had to clean the fish.
724
00:49:02,648 --> 00:49:05,818
I thought you said you cleaned the fish.
725
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:09,822
Oh, I didn't mean to say the fish.
I meant to say the chicken.
726
00:49:09,947 --> 00:49:14,118
We're having fish and chicken,
because Leopold hates fish.
727
00:49:26,797 --> 00:49:29,216
- More trout, Leopold?
- Please, yes.
728
00:49:29,341 --> 00:49:32,845
The trellis is broken. Have you been
climbing on it again, Andrew?
729
00:49:32,970 --> 00:49:37,099
No, I was just trying to fix
something there. It's a terrible story.
730
00:49:37,224 --> 00:49:40,352
I once got locked in the bathroom.
731
00:49:40,478 --> 00:49:44,899
Andrew climbed up the trellis and got me
out the window. It was very romantic.
732
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:48,694
I'd like to say that,
also that I'm a little drunk.
733
00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:52,281
- The wine is a little heavy.
- It's gone straight to my head too.
734
00:49:52,406 --> 00:49:57,077
You'll turn into one of those doctors
whose hands shake when they operate.
735
00:49:57,203 --> 00:49:59,330
Domestic brands are always less subtle.
736
00:49:59,455 --> 00:50:03,542
Did anyone see that big, strange bird
that was flying around before dinner?
737
00:50:03,667 --> 00:50:07,087
- What bird?
- The one that dived into the lake.
738
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:11,342
You know what there is up here?
There's hawks and eagles.
739
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:14,595
You haven't been trying
your wings on again, Andrew?
740
00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:19,433
Yeah, sure. I always spin around the lake
a couple of times before dinner.
741
00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:21,727
It builds my appetite.
742
00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:26,106
- So you're an inventor, eh?
- Crackpot inventor.
743
00:50:26,232 --> 00:50:30,778
In actual life, I help people with their
investments until there's nothing left.
744
00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:36,325
What was that odd-looking contraption
with the ball on top that we saw earlier?
745
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,911
That was my spirit box.
746
00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:43,332
It's a kind of a magic lantern
that penetrates the unseen world.
747
00:50:43,457 --> 00:50:47,253
What unseen world?
Forest spirits? Little glowing things?
748
00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:50,589
You can make fun if you want,
but you all will admit
749
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:55,135
that there's more to life than what
we perceive with our five senses.
750
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:57,888
(Leopold) I'm afraid not.
(Ariel) Oh, I think there is.
751
00:50:58,013 --> 00:51:01,350
Oh, I've seen these spirits
on summer nights.
752
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:03,394
Truth is nobody really knows.
753
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:07,147
That thing looked like something I saw
at a magic show at Coney Island.
754
00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:11,694
There is nothing magical about existence.
It grows more understandable every day.
755
00:51:11,819 --> 00:51:15,614
Greater familiarity with some of our
best minds might make that clear.
756
00:51:15,739 --> 00:51:20,202
I disagree. I think that if anything can
be said to be magical, it's the universe.
757
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:21,745
(Andrew) Me, too.
758
00:51:21,870 --> 00:51:24,999
What a pity that people require
more for their existence
759
00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,543
than the wonderful world about them.
760
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:30,379
It's not always so wonderful
down at the hospital.
761
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:35,259
So when are you gonna show us
this little trick of yours?
762
00:51:35,384 --> 00:51:37,595
It's not a trick. I'm gonna try it later.
763
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:39,972
It's gotta be dark
before I can do anything.
764
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:43,142
Andrew's invented a wedding present
for you and Ariel.
765
00:51:43,267 --> 00:51:45,853
- Oh, really? What?
- Tell them about that.
766
00:51:45,978 --> 00:51:49,857
It's nothing. It's a silly apparatus
that takes the bones out of fish.
767
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:54,028
Or if you prefer, although there's
no point to it, it puts bones in fish.
768
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:57,531
- That's great.
- To Leopold and Ariel.
769
00:51:57,656 --> 00:52:00,284
Tomorrow they will be man and wife,
770
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:03,954
forsaking all others
till death do them part.
771
00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:08,792
May they be very happy with one
another for the rest of their lives.
772
00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:15,174
- (Adrian) Are you all right?
- Are you choking? Are you OK?
773
00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:17,551
Just a little wine
went down the wrong way.
774
00:52:17,676 --> 00:52:19,887
You're gulping it down like it was milk.
775
00:52:20,012 --> 00:52:23,849
- I'll be all right. I'm just a little dizzy.
- It's not a bone?
776
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:29,563
- Is he an alcoholic?
- No. He just had a little too much tonight.
777
00:52:29,688 --> 00:52:33,567
(Dulcy) He started on an empty stomach.
He just has to walk it off.
778
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:37,029
(Adrian) So, where will you
settle after you're married?
779
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,698
I've taken a townhouse
near the university.
780
00:52:39,823 --> 00:52:45,079
I can't wait for Ariel to meet the
professors. I'm the envy of the faculty.
781
00:52:45,204 --> 00:52:47,247
You'll adore Professor Eddy and his wife.
782
00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:51,251
They're a very entertaining couple,
with a kind of a theme to their marriage.
783
00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:55,130
He specialises in Dr Johnson
and she teaches Boswell.
784
00:52:55,255 --> 00:52:57,758
They're an entertaining
and amusing couple,
785
00:52:57,883 --> 00:53:00,511
and I look forward
to many wonderful chats.
786
00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,681
Well, to wonderful chats,
787
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:06,058
and Boswell and Johnson,
788
00:53:06,183 --> 00:53:08,268
and Leopold and Ariel,
789
00:53:08,394 --> 00:53:11,480
and this summer night,
and you two, of course.
790
00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:14,358
- And Maxwell.
- And Dr Maxwell Jordan.
791
00:53:14,483 --> 00:53:17,486
- Doctor of high jinks.
- And to Adrian and Andrew.
792
00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:18,696
(Gunshot)
793
00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,531
Where did that come from?
794
00:53:29,707 --> 00:53:31,125
(Andrew) Maxwell!
795
00:53:32,584 --> 00:53:34,044
Maxwell!
796
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:38,132
- Maxwell, what is it?
- Maxwell, are you all right?
797
00:53:38,257 --> 00:53:40,801
- Did you hurt yourself?
- You're bleeding.
798
00:53:40,926 --> 00:53:44,054
I just picked it up and it went off.
I didn't know it was loaded.
799
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:46,974
Put that thing down!
Be careful with it!
800
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,476
- Jesus, are you OK?
- Yeah, I'm all right.
801
00:53:49,601 --> 00:53:51,478
Andrew, you keep it loaded!
802
00:53:51,603 --> 00:53:53,981
No, I don't.
That's what I don't understand.
803
00:53:54,106 --> 00:53:57,985
I'm OK. Go on back to dinner.
There's no harm done, I'm all right.
804
00:53:58,110 --> 00:54:01,280
- Everybody, go.
- We'll put a bandage on it.
805
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:05,325
Go back to the house. We'll put some
alcohol on it. Just relax. He's OK.
806
00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,953
Maxwell, let me see that thing
for a second.
807
00:54:08,078 --> 00:54:11,415
Maxwell, are you crazy?
I never keep bullets in that thing.
808
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,500
- So what?
- SO are you insane”?
809
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:16,336
Is that woman worth putting
a bullet through your head for?
810
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:17,796
I love her.
811
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,675
I don't know who I'm talking to any more.
I don't know you.
812
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,429
- Nobody knows me.
- Don't be melodramatic. Are you crazy?
813
00:54:25,554 --> 00:54:29,808
Maybe I'm drunk, but I haven't been able
to think of anything else but her all day.
814
00:54:29,933 --> 00:54:32,895
- I have to be alone with her.
- What are you telling me?
815
00:54:33,020 --> 00:54:37,524
What would have happened if you hadn't
missed? What a tragedy that would be.
816
00:54:37,649 --> 00:54:39,610
- Wouldn't you die for Ariel?
- Me?
817
00:54:39,735 --> 00:54:42,863
- I see the way you look at her.
- I'm not a poet.
818
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,240
I don't die for love.
I work on Wall Street.
819
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:48,452
- I waited for her. You never sent her.
- I tried!
820
00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:51,622
- Was she willing to come?
- Yes! I tried to take her by air.
821
00:54:51,747 --> 00:54:53,916
We fell into the lake.
It was ridiculous.
822
00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,211
We had to get out. We walked.
Our clothes were soaking wet.
823
00:54:57,336 --> 00:55:00,631
It sounds very romantic,
walking around with wet clothes.
824
00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,425
- Did you kiss her?
- Kiss her? I sneezed on her.
825
00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:06,887
- Why do you blush when we discuss her?
- Maxwell, leave me alone!
826
00:55:07,012 --> 00:55:10,265
If I did love her, it wouldn't matter.
She's marrying Leopold tomorrow.
827
00:55:10,390 --> 00:55:13,352
What do you mean, if you did love her?
Do you love her?
828
00:55:13,477 --> 00:55:16,688
I'm saying "if". If I loved her,
if I wasn't married, then...
829
00:55:16,814 --> 00:55:18,232
Then...
830
00:55:18,357 --> 00:55:20,859
Well, then we would have some problems.
831
00:55:22,027 --> 00:55:24,446
(& Leopold sings in German)
832
00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:55,394
(Dulcy) That's wonderful.
833
00:55:57,813 --> 00:56:00,440
(& Sings in German)
834
00:56:22,462 --> 00:56:24,673
- I love you. Don't get married.
- Shh!
835
00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:29,136
- I can't live without you, I'm serious.
- What a childish thing to do in the barn.
836
00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:32,222
- Do you have any feelings for me at all?
- I don't know.
837
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:35,142
- How will you ever if you get married?
- I won't.
838
00:56:35,267 --> 00:56:37,519
- Meet me later.
- Go away.
839
00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:40,272
- By the brook at midnight.
- Don't cause trouble.
840
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:43,358
Give me a chance!
I haven't had a single free moment
841
00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:45,527
to show you how charming I can be.
842
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:48,280
Your charm is apparent,
but that's not enough.
843
00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:51,450
Why are you so stubborn?
Do you love Andrew?
844
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:54,536
- How dare you!
- You protest too strongly.
845
00:56:54,661 --> 00:56:58,123
- I love Leopold.
- You don't, he'd run a poor third.
846
00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,793
- You're rude.
- You're adorable. And Andrew's married.
847
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:03,712
(♪ Leopold continues singing)
848
00:57:03,837 --> 00:57:05,797
(Maxwell whispers)
849
00:57:10,636 --> 00:57:13,347
Go away, will you?
We've both had too much wine.
850
00:57:13,472 --> 00:57:17,184
How can you resist? The moon is full.
You're about to be married for ever.
851
00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,937
This is your last free night.
Spend it with me.
852
00:57:20,062 --> 00:57:23,690
Ten minutes, just talking. I know
if you knew me better, you'd like me.
853
00:57:23,815 --> 00:57:28,195
You don't want to get married with the
nagging thought "Maybe I should have.
854
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:32,199
"Maybe if I'd given him ten minutes,
he would've changed my mind.
855
00:57:32,324 --> 00:57:34,952
"But now it's too late.
I'm the professor's wife.
856
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:39,539
"Secure, it's true, yet something's
missing. Maybe if I'd acted..."
857
00:57:39,665 --> 00:57:40,832
Stop it!
858
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,543
- Marriage is the death of hope.
- It is not.
859
00:57:43,669 --> 00:57:46,380
- No, not with the right person.
- I don't love you.
860
00:57:46,505 --> 00:57:50,384
Because you don't know me.
Give me ten minutes. Ten lousy minutes.
861
00:57:50,509 --> 00:57:55,097
If you don't, I'll kill myself right after
the wedding. This time I won't miss.
862
00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:57,182
(Whispering continues)
863
00:57:59,434 --> 00:58:01,728
All right! OK, I'll meet you.
864
00:58:01,853 --> 00:58:04,564
- You promise?
- Go away.
865
00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:07,818
If you don't come,
the guilt will haunt you for ever.
866
00:58:07,943 --> 00:58:11,154
- (Adrian) Ariel, come play for a while.
- All right.
867
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:15,033
Yes, why don't you?
I feel like something devotional.
868
00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:19,997
I love your accompaniment. You have
a way of caressing the words I sing.
869
00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:24,876
(Ariel plays)
870
00:58:27,754 --> 00:58:31,717
(Leopold) ♪ Our Father
871
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:41,977
♪ Which art in heaven
872
00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:48,275
♪ Hallowed be...
873
00:58:49,651 --> 00:58:52,779
- (Door closes)
- What are you slamming the door for?
874
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:54,906
He doesn't sound that bad.
875
00:58:56,074 --> 00:59:00,871
Is something the matter? You've got
a funny look on your face. Are you OK?
876
00:59:00,996 --> 00:59:03,290
Andrew, kiss me.
877
00:59:06,501 --> 00:59:09,796
- What are you doing?
- I want to make love to you.
878
00:59:09,921 --> 00:59:12,591
Adrian, what's the matter with you?
879
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:16,845
Adrian, stop! Adrian!
Adrian, stop that!
880
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:21,475
- Adrian, we've got guests in the house.
- Yeah, that makes it a little dangerous.
881
00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:26,480
Adrian, stop it. Adrian! This is
the kitchen table! What are you doing?
882
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:29,900
Adrian! I cannot have intercourse
where we eat oatmeal.
883
00:59:30,025 --> 00:59:32,069
I want you right now!
884
00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,113
Adrian, stop this. You're crazy.
885
00:59:35,238 --> 00:59:36,907
Stop it!
886
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,451
Adrian, there's a fork under me.
887
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,620
Oh, stop that.
888
00:59:43,288 --> 00:59:46,124
Look, I broke an egg!
This is like a Flemish painting.
889
00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,668
- Get those pants off!
- Shh, quiet!
890
00:59:48,794 --> 00:59:53,173
There's a man in the next room
singing the Lord's Prayer. We'll go blind!
891
00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:56,510
- Adrian! Adrian, I'm on the burner.
- Kiss me!
892
00:59:56,635 --> 01:00:00,722
(Leopold) ♪ ...lead us not
into temptation
893
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:04,851
♪ But deliver us from evil
894
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:10,732
♪ For thine is the kingdom...
895
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:13,151
(Moaning)
896
01:00:14,444 --> 01:00:16,488
What are you doing?
897
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:21,118
- Don't stop.
- (Adrian pants)
898
01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:23,495
I suddenly feel panicky.
899
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:26,581
You can't stop now,
I'm past the point of no return.
900
01:00:26,706 --> 01:00:29,876
I feel a lot of fear
in the bottom of my stomach.
901
01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,587
Yeah, but you're gonna
have to pack me in ice.
902
01:00:32,712 --> 01:00:35,340
I can't. It's disgusting.
903
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,343
How can it be disgusting?
I don't have my clothes off yet.
904
01:00:38,468 --> 01:00:41,763
I'm sorry, Andrew.
I really wanted to, you know that.
905
01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:46,977
I just... suddenly... I became
aware of myself, of the others.
906
01:00:47,102 --> 01:00:49,104
I could feel my heart beating.
907
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:52,023
You don't feel it for me anymore.
Face it.
908
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:56,653
Oh, look... Maybe I don't.
I don't know what I feel.
909
01:00:56,778 --> 01:00:59,906
I know one thing.
I can't go on like this anymore.
910
01:01:00,031 --> 01:01:04,244
(Leopold) What about the spirit world,
Andrew? We're all waiting!
911
01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:09,833
(Andrew) OK, everyone, I can't
guarantee this thing is gonna work.
912
01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:14,212
You're a man of science.
What are your views on an unseen world?
913
01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:17,382
I don't believe in ghosts,
though I almost became one before.
914
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,594
- I believe in science and sex.
- Not love?
915
01:01:20,719 --> 01:01:22,762
Yes. Love at first sight.
916
01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:26,683
- Can there be love without sex?
- I think the two can be totally different.
917
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,059
How?
918
01:01:28,185 --> 01:01:30,937
Sex alleviates tension
and love causes it.
919
01:01:31,062 --> 01:01:33,440
Think about that for a minute.
920
01:01:33,565 --> 01:01:38,945
OK, join hands, everyone. Everyone,
just hold your hand. Everyone, relax.
921
01:01:39,070 --> 01:01:42,949
I'm dealing here with ectoplasm
and animal magnetism.
922
01:01:43,074 --> 01:01:46,953
Everyone, concentrate on the ball
and make your mind a blank.
923
01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,414
- Can we look at it?
- You can look at it, yeah.
924
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,083
OK, relax. Please, take this seriously.
925
01:01:53,084 --> 01:01:54,753
Keep concentrating.
926
01:01:56,546 --> 01:01:58,423
Just relax.
927
01:01:59,799 --> 01:02:01,676
Concentrate.
928
01:02:02,802 --> 01:02:04,638
Concentrate.
929
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,141
Just relax.
930
01:02:26,326 --> 01:02:28,828
(Tinkling)
931
01:02:29,704 --> 01:02:34,709
Look at that!
Look, isn't that fantastic? It's working!
932
01:02:34,834 --> 01:02:37,170
- We went swimming there.
- It's the brook.
933
01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:41,841
(Ariel) It's a person. Some man.
(Adrian) It's Andrew! No, it's Maxwell.
934
01:02:41,967 --> 01:02:43,802
It's Andrew... It's neither of them.
935
01:02:43,927 --> 01:02:46,346
(Ariel) He's waiting alone.
(Adrian) For who?
936
01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:47,847
(Dulcy) A woman, who else?
937
01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:51,393
- He's alone. I guess she never came.
- (Andrew) Is this looking into the past?
938
01:02:51,518 --> 01:02:55,272
- (Leopold) It's an optical illusion.
- There's someone in a dress.
939
01:02:55,397 --> 01:02:58,400
(Adrian) They're just talking.
(Dulcy) Why doesn't he kiss her?
940
01:02:58,525 --> 01:03:01,152
- I know he wants to.
- I wonder why he doesn't.
941
01:03:01,278 --> 01:03:04,781
- He's too timid.
- She really wants him to.
942
01:03:04,906 --> 01:03:07,867
(Ariel) She does want him to.
You can see. She's straining too.
943
01:03:07,993 --> 01:03:11,413
(Adrian) But he just isn't.
(Maxwell) He's missing his chance.
944
01:03:11,538 --> 01:03:12,956
(Adrian) It's so sad.
945
01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:16,793
(Dulcy) Isn't it true, the best
opportunities only happen once?
946
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:22,048
- Careful, Andrew.
- You got something to pour on it?
947
01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:25,969
- Take that away from there.
- The house'll burn down.
948
01:03:26,094 --> 01:03:29,055
- You've really invented something.
- Yeah, but what?
949
01:03:29,180 --> 01:03:33,977
- Give it time, it'll die down.
- I hope so. I can't seem to put it out.
950
01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:37,355
There, you see? That explains it.
Movement is no miracle.
951
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:41,318
The retina retains an image for
1/16th of a second, flickering lights...
952
01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:43,445
- Quite explainable.
- Is it explainable?
953
01:03:43,570 --> 01:03:46,573
But what did we see?
The past, the present, the future?
954
01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:49,576
Maybe it was the spirit world
and those were two ghosts.
955
01:03:49,701 --> 01:03:51,953
There are no ghosts,
except in Shakespeare!
956
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:55,165
And many of those are more real
than many people that I know.
957
01:03:55,290 --> 01:03:57,375
Come along, Ariel. Time to go to bed.
958
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,878
- Thank you, everyone. Lovely dinner.
- This was astonishing.
959
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,796
Thank you for dinner.
960
01:04:01,921 --> 01:04:05,300
- Marvellous demonstration.
- I think I'd better go to bed too.
961
01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:07,761
Adrian, dinner was super. Thank you.
962
01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,929
- God!
- Goodnight, Andrew.
963
01:04:10,055 --> 01:04:14,809
- I was always scared of ghosts.
- Andrew's got everything under control.
964
01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:43,797
(Andrew) Aren't you coming to bed?
(Maxwell) I'm gonna stay up for a while.
965
01:04:43,922 --> 01:04:48,218
- I'm not tired.
- (Andrew) Really? You're just gonna...
966
01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:51,054
- (Maxwell) Get a little air.
- No kidding?
967
01:04:51,179 --> 01:04:53,306
(Maxwell) A little.
It's such a pretty night.
968
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:56,267
- Oh. Where's Dulcy?
- She's exhausted.
969
01:04:56,393 --> 01:04:57,644
Uh-huh.
970
01:04:57,769 --> 01:05:02,190
It's funny, Maxwell. You don't seem
as depressed now as you were before.
971
01:05:02,315 --> 01:05:04,192
- I'm not.
- No?
972
01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:07,570
- I'm much better.
- Good. I like to hear that.
973
01:05:12,450 --> 01:05:16,162
How come, Maxwell?
Why do you feel better?
974
01:05:16,287 --> 01:05:19,624
Well, I guess if marriage
is the death of hope,
975
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:23,128
then the night before marriage,
there's still hope.
976
01:05:24,003 --> 01:05:26,756
Where do you think
you're gonna walk at this hour?
977
01:05:26,881 --> 01:05:30,510
- Just around, under the stars.
- You think maybe down by the brook?
978
01:05:30,635 --> 01:05:33,847
- Why are you so concerned? Go to sleep.
- I'm not concerned.
979
01:05:33,972 --> 01:05:36,599
I'm gonna take a walk.
It's good for the digestion.
980
01:05:36,724 --> 01:05:40,353
- Maybe I should walk along with you?
- No, no, don't bother.
981
01:05:40,478 --> 01:05:43,982
- Why not? I'd like to. I like to digest.
- I prefer to be alone.
982
01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:47,694
- Yeah, but why?
- Look, go to bed.
983
01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,863
I'm going to meet Ariel.
984
01:05:49,988 --> 01:05:52,991
- You are?
- Yes. By the brook at midnight.
985
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:56,202
- Since when did that happen?
- I spoke to her.
986
01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,788
- She's gonna meet you?
- Yes.
987
01:05:58,913 --> 01:06:01,207
- What did you tell her?
- I told her I loved her.
988
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:04,919
I told her not to marry Leopold.
I told her to meet me tonight.
989
01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:08,882
- And she agreed to this?
- I think I have a chance with her.
990
01:06:09,007 --> 01:06:11,551
- You do?
- Yeah.
991
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:16,014
- I got an idea. I'll bring her to meet you.
- No, you go to sleep.
992
01:06:16,139 --> 01:06:18,892
No, I'm not tired.
I'll bring her. Ma... Ma...
993
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:21,060
- Wish me luck.
- Good luck.
994
01:06:23,354 --> 01:06:25,356
Maxwell, I'm not tired.
995
01:07:31,256 --> 01:07:33,132
(Leopold) Ariel?
996
01:07:33,258 --> 01:07:35,802
Yes? Yes, Leopold?
997
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:41,307
(Leopold mumbles) Ariel...
Doctor... Andrew... sing... music...
998
01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:44,477
Er... blowing things...
999
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:57,615
Ariel! Ariel, over here by the tree.
1000
01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,118
Ariel, by the tree!
1001
01:08:01,286 --> 01:08:03,580
- What are you doing here?
- I'm here to see Ariel.
1002
01:08:03,705 --> 01:08:07,041
- I wanna be alone with her.
- It's no use. I'm in love with her.
1003
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,586
- What?
- I can't fight it any more.
1004
01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:12,630
- I said I thought you loved her.
- I know. Don't get upset.
1005
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:16,676
- You denied it. And I'm not upset.
- She's been in love with me a long time.
1006
01:08:16,801 --> 01:08:18,845
- You said it was platonic.
- It was.
1007
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:22,348
I never touched her, but I could have.
She wanted me to years ago.
1008
01:08:22,473 --> 01:08:26,269
- I said I thought you loved her!
- What am I gonna tell Adrian?
1009
01:08:26,394 --> 01:08:30,648
- I asked you to help me.
- I tried to bring her. It didn't work out.
1010
01:08:30,773 --> 01:08:34,736
- We flew, we laughed. It turned romantic.
- Did she tell you she loved you?
1011
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:37,196
She's loved me since I took her
to a baseball game.
1012
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:39,949
- I'll kill you!
- I knew you would take this badly.
1013
01:08:40,074 --> 01:08:43,286
- You knew how much I cared for her.
- Nobody plans these things.
1014
01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:45,455
They just happen.
You gotta be a little mature.
1015
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:49,083
Mature? I'll show you what mature is,
you backstabbing little runt!
1016
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:52,170
- (Ariel) Hey, what's going on here?
- Ariel, I love you.
1017
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:53,338
- You do?
- Yes.
1018
01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,215
- She's not bowled over.
- I can't fight it any longer.
1019
01:08:56,341 --> 01:08:58,843
- Ariel, I love you too.
- Stop confusing things.
1020
01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:01,846
I'm surprised.
When did this feeling come over you?
1021
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:05,224
I've had it for a long time,
I just didn't know what to do.
1022
01:09:05,350 --> 01:09:08,061
He's having some domestic
problems, that's all.
1023
01:09:08,186 --> 01:09:10,813
- Don't marry Leopold.
- She's not going to.
1024
01:09:10,938 --> 01:09:14,525
- You can't do that, you won't be happy.
- He's not the right guy for you.
1025
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:17,654
- I told you she's not marrying him.
- I'm talking to her.
1026
01:09:17,779 --> 01:09:20,740
And I'm talking to you.
Ariel and I had a rendezvous.
1027
01:09:20,865 --> 01:09:24,243
- You're married, Andrew.
- The magic has gone in the bedroom.
1028
01:09:24,369 --> 01:09:28,081
- How can you reveal intimate secrets?
- What do you care?
1029
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,875
Ariel, we stood here years ago
and I failed to act.
1030
01:09:31,000 --> 01:09:33,503
He'll always fail to act,
he's a procrastinator.
1031
01:09:33,628 --> 01:09:36,547
- He talks big schemes and does nothing.
- Don't get me angry.
1032
01:09:36,673 --> 01:09:39,467
I love you, Ariel. I just need time
to show you how much.
1033
01:09:39,592 --> 01:09:42,053
One thing's for sure:
I can't marry Leopold.
1034
01:09:42,178 --> 01:09:44,847
No, you can't.
And I gotta say something to Adrian.
1035
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:47,725
Listen to him!
I wouldn't tell Adrian anything.
1036
01:09:47,850 --> 01:09:49,686
That's my business, OK?
1037
01:09:49,811 --> 01:09:52,146
We have a second chance.
Let's not mess it up.
1038
01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:55,316
It's no use. She may have cared
for you once, but this is now.
1039
01:09:55,441 --> 01:10:00,279
Ariel, I love you and, in spite of all
his nauseating begging, I want you.
1040
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:02,824
I'm sorry, Maxwell.
1041
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:05,159
Maxwell, you gotta understand.
1042
01:10:05,284 --> 01:10:07,912
Maxwell, I'm your best friend.
Forgive me.
1043
01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:11,040
- I should've killed myself.
- Don't talk like that!
1044
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:14,544
Only a drunken idiot shoots himself
over love. Not an internist.
1045
01:10:14,669 --> 01:10:16,629
- You'll forget me.
- No.
1046
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:20,925
You will, we'll help you. You'll come
over. We won't let you sit and brood.
1047
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,970
If I come over, how am I gonna
forget her? She'll be here.
1048
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:26,305
That's a point. So don't come over.
1049
01:10:26,431 --> 01:10:30,643
Maxwell, we know each other
for so long. This was inevitable.
1050
01:10:31,853 --> 01:10:34,272
Maxwell, you know I love you.
1051
01:10:35,106 --> 01:10:38,484
Better Andrew than Leopold.
At least you'll have a few laughs.
1052
01:10:38,609 --> 01:10:40,737
What are you gonna do?
1053
01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:44,991
I'll go for a walk. I'll throw a rock
in the brook. I'll go to sleep.
1054
01:10:45,116 --> 01:10:47,660
Don't worry,
I'm not a drunken infantile idiot.
1055
01:10:47,785 --> 01:10:52,498
I'll go back and I'll get anaesthetised
with meaningless lovemaking.
1056
01:10:52,623 --> 01:10:56,169
- Maxwell, I didn't mean it.
- Will he be all right? I'm worried.
1057
01:10:56,294 --> 01:11:00,673
Why does it have to be so complicated?
The guy's my best friend.
1058
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:07,513
Ariel?
1059
01:11:09,223 --> 01:11:10,475
Ariel!
1060
01:11:13,144 --> 01:11:17,607
(Ariel) Remember this tree? We stood
under it and looked at the stars.
1061
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:21,360
(Andrew) The constellations are
in the same place. There's Gemini.
1062
01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:24,322
(Ariel) Yeah, I remember
you pointed that out to me.
1063
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:28,034
We both had wine,
and you showed me your latest invention.
1064
01:11:28,159 --> 01:11:32,538
Did 1? Oh, of course!
My musical house slippers, right?
1065
01:11:32,663 --> 01:11:36,876
As you walked, they would play
"My Old Kentucky Home". Never sold.
1066
01:11:37,001 --> 01:11:39,045
Remember what we talked about?
1067
01:11:39,170 --> 01:11:43,049
We talked about the brook
and the stars... and your dress.
1068
01:11:43,174 --> 01:11:47,136
- You'd bought a new dress.
- Yes. This is it. This is the same dress.
1069
01:11:47,261 --> 01:11:50,014
It looks more beautiful.
You look more beautiful.
1070
01:11:50,139 --> 01:11:51,557
Thank you.
1071
01:11:51,682 --> 01:11:55,728
- You've lost a little hair from the top.
- I'm working on a hair restorer.
1072
01:11:55,853 --> 01:11:59,732
But you still have
that little boy's look. You do.
1073
01:12:40,481 --> 01:12:42,859
(Footsteps)
1074
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:49,782
It's only Leopold. There's no need
to worry. I'm not a spirit.
1075
01:12:49,907 --> 01:12:54,370
I couldn't sleep, so I came downstairs
to read The Katzenjammer Kids.
1076
01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:58,416
The Katzenjammer Kids?
1077
01:13:01,586 --> 01:13:03,588
That's extraordinary.
1078
01:13:05,339 --> 01:13:08,426
- That's what happened in the dream.
- What dream?
1079
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:11,679
Just now, before I awoke.
1080
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,475
- I was dreaming this.
- Me?
1081
01:13:16,601 --> 01:13:19,020
Precisely this. That's incredible.
1082
01:13:22,148 --> 01:13:29,030
We were alone and you were lying
across the sofa, and you were reading.
1083
01:13:29,155 --> 01:13:33,075
And I asked you what,
and you said, "The Katzenjammer Kids."
1084
01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:36,078
And I thought it was funny.
1085
01:13:37,288 --> 01:13:40,666
And then your robe fell open slightly.
1086
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:43,336
Only slightly, the way it is now,
1087
01:13:43,461 --> 01:13:47,173
and I was taken
with a great erotic fervour.
1088
01:13:48,132 --> 01:13:51,344
And all the terrible thoughts
of my whole life,
1089
01:13:51,469 --> 01:13:53,804
that I'd been afraid to unleash,
1090
01:13:54,847 --> 01:13:57,350
poured forth.
1091
01:13:57,475 --> 01:13:59,518
How did I react?
1092
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,231
You pressed your lips to mine...
1093
01:14:05,650 --> 01:14:10,613
...and then the scene changed, and
we were two savages in the wilderness.
1094
01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:12,990
It was a prehistoric era.
1095
01:14:13,115 --> 01:14:18,037
I was a Neanderthal, hunting
my enemies with primitive weapons,
1096
01:14:18,162 --> 01:14:20,623
and loving you uninhibitedly.
1097
01:14:20,748 --> 01:14:24,460
Jesus. What did you eat
before you went to bed?
1098
01:14:25,878 --> 01:14:28,381
- What are you doing here?
- I couldn't sleep.
1099
01:14:28,506 --> 01:14:32,593
I didn't want to read alone in the room.
All that ghost talk makes me nervous.
1100
01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:36,806
- Alone? Why alone?
- Maxwell's off walking.
1101
01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,975
- He is?
- Yeah.
1102
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:42,561
So's Ariel. She slipped out of bed
after I fell asleep.
1103
01:14:42,687 --> 01:14:46,774
- You don't think that they...
- I will not play the cuckold for that goat.
1104
01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:50,111
Relax! You have to learn to trust Ariel
if you're gonna marry her.
1105
01:14:50,236 --> 01:14:51,737
I trust no one.
1106
01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:55,116
I can feel it. They're looking into
each other's eyes or holding hands.
1107
01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:59,161
I can just envision his clumsy general
practitioner's attempts to kiss her.
1108
01:14:59,286 --> 01:15:03,416
Or worse. Worse! And it is now
officially our wedding day.
1109
01:15:03,541 --> 01:15:07,211
OK, you can relax now,
cos there's Maxwell and he's alone.
1110
01:15:08,045 --> 01:15:10,589
- He's right there.
- But where's Ariel?
1111
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,508
(Tinkling)
1112
01:15:24,520 --> 01:15:26,772
Those shadows...
1113
01:15:26,897 --> 01:15:30,359
That's Ariel's dress. Her French frock.
1114
01:15:30,484 --> 01:15:32,903
But if Maxwell is here...
1115
01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:36,032
Those eyeglasses... That's Andrew!
1116
01:15:36,157 --> 01:15:38,743
(Dulcy) Leopold.
(Leopold) Andrew and Ariel!
1117
01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:42,204
Deceived by that third-rate inventor.
1118
01:15:42,329 --> 01:15:45,750
- I'll Kill him.
- Leopold!
1119
01:15:48,002 --> 01:15:51,213
Leopold, come back! Leopold!
1120
01:15:51,338 --> 01:15:55,926
Maxwell, go get Leopold!
Leopold's gone to kill Andrew.
1121
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:57,178
What?
1122
01:15:58,763 --> 01:16:02,767
Was... was it a completely
horrible experience, Ariel?
1123
01:16:02,892 --> 01:16:06,645
No. At least I didn't...
At least we bulled our way through it.
1124
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:09,857
Yeah. Great.
That's exactly what it was.
1125
01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:14,695
- The frogs kept croaking.
- I know, I know. I got a headache.
1126
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:18,324
Yeah, but it wasn't
what I thought it would be.
1127
01:16:18,449 --> 01:16:21,160
- Did you feel it was?
- No.
1128
01:16:21,285 --> 01:16:23,454
I think it's true.
1129
01:16:23,579 --> 01:16:29,418
You really do learn an awful lot
about yourself through lovemaking.
1130
01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,129
- It's quite incredible.
- It's so strange.
1131
01:16:32,254 --> 01:16:37,301
Years ago when we were here,
that kind of stuff never bothered me.
1132
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:41,889
I know. I think if we had made love that
very first night when we had the chance,
1133
01:16:42,014 --> 01:16:45,643
we never would've dreamed
that the outside world even existed.
1134
01:16:45,768 --> 01:16:48,729
Boy, time passes.
1135
01:16:48,854 --> 01:16:51,857
Before you know it,
a little hair falls out,
1136
01:16:51,982 --> 01:16:54,777
a little noise becomes bothersome...
1137
01:16:54,902 --> 01:16:59,365
I guess we just... we change.
We become different people.
1138
01:16:59,490 --> 01:17:01,534
Ah-ha, you little vermin!
1139
01:17:01,659 --> 01:17:03,160
- Leopold!
- Prepare to die!
1140
01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:04,995
Leopold, don't shoot!
1141
01:17:05,579 --> 01:17:06,956
Ah!
1142
01:17:07,623 --> 01:17:10,709
Leopold, you're a man of reason.
You're a pacifist.
1143
01:17:10,835 --> 01:17:12,920
You're an animal.
1144
01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:15,422
Stop it, Leopold! Come back!
1145
01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:27,434
Leopold! Leopold!
1146
01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:29,854
Andrew!
1147
01:17:34,441 --> 01:17:36,735
Hold still, you miserable worm!
1148
01:17:36,861 --> 01:17:40,030
- Leopold, I can expl...
- Oh, really?
1149
01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:47,329
Aargh!
1150
01:17:57,464 --> 01:18:00,634
Blood... I've drawn blood.
1151
01:18:02,303 --> 01:18:04,305
Who am I?
1152
01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:16,567
(Andrew) Maxwell! Maxwell!
1153
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:20,821
- Maxwell, are you all right?
- No. I'm badly hit, I'm dying.
1154
01:18:20,946 --> 01:18:23,324
Oh, Jesus. Help! Help!
1155
01:18:23,449 --> 01:18:26,869
- It's no use, Andrew. I'm finished.
- Don't say that. Help!
1156
01:18:26,994 --> 01:18:29,538
I'm a doctor.
I know where I've been hit.
1157
01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:38,797
(Leopold) Blood. Blood!
1158
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,425
I've drawn blood. And I relished it!
1159
01:18:41,550 --> 01:18:46,555
- (Dulcy) Leopold, what's gotten into you?
- I've returned from the hunt.
1160
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:51,810
What's an intellectual genius like you
want with a simple nurse like me?
1161
01:18:51,936 --> 01:18:53,979
(Clothes ripping)
1162
01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:57,691
Maxwell, for what it's worth to you,
I don't think the magic is there
1163
01:18:57,816 --> 01:18:59,902
between Ariel and myself any more.
1164
01:19:00,027 --> 01:19:02,363
If it's any incentive
for you to pull through,
1165
01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,198
I think you got a chance with her.
1166
01:19:04,323 --> 01:19:06,450
- I can't breathe, I'm dying.
- Take it easy.
1167
01:19:06,575 --> 01:19:10,579
I have a confession to make.
I want my soul, if it exists, to be clean.
1168
01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:13,040
Don't talk like that.
We won't let you die.
1169
01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:15,793
I slept with your wife.
1170
01:19:15,918 --> 01:19:18,545
- Pardon me?
- I did it with Adrian.
1171
01:19:19,964 --> 01:19:23,634
- What did you say?
- By the brook, one night last summer.
1172
01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:27,179
- What are you talking about?
- The images from the spirit box.
1173
01:19:27,304 --> 01:19:31,600
Didn't you recognise us? Adrian and me.
Didn't you notice? It was her dress.
1174
01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:34,645
- How could you?
- The moment was perfect, I seized it.
1175
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:37,731
- You only live once.
- But you're my best friend.
1176
01:19:37,856 --> 01:19:41,819
- I apologise.
- I don't accept it.
1177
01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:43,696
Oh, no. Oh, my God.
1178
01:19:43,821 --> 01:19:46,991
It's nothing serious.
Just an arrow in his heart.
1179
01:19:48,450 --> 01:19:52,955
He's still breathing. Where are you going?
We have to help him.
1180
01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:56,834
(Dulcy) Leopold. Bite me... hard.
1181
01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,502
Harder!
1182
01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:02,006
(Leopold) I can't.
These are not my teeth.
1183
01:20:09,305 --> 01:20:10,889
(Adrian) Hello?
1184
01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:16,395
Andrew? I saw a light.
1185
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:18,772
So you slept with Maxwell?
1186
01:20:20,190 --> 01:20:22,359
Me? Why?
1187
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:25,738
- Why? Cos he told me you did.
- How could he?
1188
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:30,451
Cos he thinks he's dying,
which he's probably not, unfortunately.
1189
01:20:31,869 --> 01:20:35,456
I don't know what to tell you.
It's true.
1190
01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:38,709
We were alone by the brook.
1191
01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:43,922
You weren't paying any attention to me.
You were obsessed with your inventions.
1192
01:20:44,048 --> 01:20:48,427
It was a perfect,
moonlit, summer night.
1193
01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:53,807
He put his hands on my breasts
and my blood just started to boil.
1194
01:20:53,932 --> 01:20:57,936
And afterwards, I've never been able
to rid myself of the guilt.
1195
01:20:58,062 --> 01:21:01,315
- But you enjoyed it?
- Oh, yeah, definitely. It was hot.
1196
01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,733
Oh!
1197
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:05,402
How could you?
1198
01:21:05,527 --> 01:21:09,615
That's exactly when all the trouble
began between the two of us.
1199
01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:13,160
I will make it up to you, Andrew.
1200
01:21:13,285 --> 01:21:16,622
Now that you know this, I feel...
1201
01:21:16,747 --> 01:21:20,376
I feel really relieved.
This is like a weight is off my back.
1202
01:21:20,501 --> 01:21:23,212
I've been carrying around
a terrible secret.
1203
01:21:23,337 --> 01:21:25,214
Don't lie to me.
1204
01:21:25,339 --> 01:21:29,843
No, Andrew. I swear to you.
This is like a curse has been lifted.
1205
01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:32,012
- I hate you.
- You love me.
1206
01:21:32,137 --> 01:21:35,057
No. I love Ariel. I always loved Ariel.
1207
01:21:35,182 --> 01:21:36,975
No, that's not true.
1208
01:21:37,101 --> 01:21:40,813
Andrew, make love to me.
1209
01:21:40,938 --> 01:21:44,650
- Adrian, don't mix me up.
- I mean it. In fact, let me handle it.
1210
01:21:44,775 --> 01:21:48,195
- No, I'm furious with you.
- I really mean it this time.
1211
01:21:48,320 --> 01:21:50,823
No, Adrian. Stop.
1212
01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:54,618
- Andrew, you're gonna like this.
- Stop, I've had a very rough night.
1213
01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:57,246
- Excuse me.
- Adrian, stop. What are you doing?
1214
01:21:57,371 --> 01:21:59,998
Andrew, I promise you,
this is a good idea.
1215
01:22:00,124 --> 01:22:03,293
Adrian, what is this with table tops?
1216
01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:06,171
I'm on a loaded pistol!
1217
01:22:06,296 --> 01:22:08,173
- It feels much better.
- Does it?
1218
01:22:08,298 --> 01:22:11,301
I can't believe I did this.
The sight of blood terrifies me.
1219
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,679
- I love you.
- You're still wounded.
1220
01:22:13,804 --> 01:22:17,349
I need time to be with you, to prove
to you that you can be happy with me.
1221
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:19,560
I'm such a frivolous person.
1222
01:22:19,685 --> 01:22:22,563
First, I thought I loved Leopold,
then Andrew...
1223
01:22:22,688 --> 01:22:28,068
But you never loved Leopold, and
Andrew was just a dream out of the past.
1224
01:22:28,193 --> 01:22:30,904
I, however, am the man of the moment.
1225
01:22:31,029 --> 01:22:33,866
We're gonna seize this moment
and keep it for ever.
1226
01:22:33,991 --> 01:22:37,870
I have to admit that when we first met,
and you recognised my perfume,
1227
01:22:37,995 --> 01:22:40,873
you smelled it,
I did feel a little weak at the knees.
1228
01:22:40,998 --> 01:22:43,667
I know. You were scared
and attracted to me all day.
1229
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:47,838
We're two of a kind. We're both flirts,
but our flirting days are all over.
1230
01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,883
- Aargh...
- Careful. Just easy.
1231
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:55,053
Me, a confirmed bachelor,
struck down by Cupid's arrow.
1232
01:22:55,179 --> 01:22:57,222
Unfortunately, it was shot by Leopold.
1233
01:22:57,347 --> 01:22:59,892
You said you believed
in love at first sight.
1234
01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,060
It's all in the smell.
1235
01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:04,188
And you smell wonderful.
1236
01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,859
Oh, Adrian, I'm still spinning.
1237
01:23:08,984 --> 01:23:12,696
That was a deeply religious experience
on that table top.
1238
01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,574
It's only the beginning.
wait till everyone's gone,
1239
01:23:15,699 --> 01:23:18,744
I'll show you what Dulcy calls
a Mexican Cartwheel.
1240
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,663
- Really”? That sounds incredibly filthy.
- It is!
1241
01:23:21,788 --> 01:23:25,042
- Good. I can't wait.
- So can you forgive me?
1242
01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:30,130
Forgive you? I can ordain you. You've
cleared my sinuses for the summer.
1243
01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:31,924
- And Maxwell too?
- Yes.
1244
01:23:32,049 --> 01:23:34,384
The way I feel tonight,
I could heal people.
1245
01:23:34,510 --> 01:23:36,720
Oh! What is he doing with Ariel?
1246
01:23:36,845 --> 01:23:39,848
- Doing well, I think.
- Really? What about Leopold?
1247
01:23:39,973 --> 01:23:41,558
(Screaming)
1248
01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:44,895
Help! Help! Come quickly!
Leopold's dead.
1249
01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:46,063
(Screams)
1250
01:23:46,188 --> 01:23:49,149
Help! Help! Come quickly!
1251
01:23:49,274 --> 01:23:52,778
- Oh, my God!
- What happened to him?
1252
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:57,157
- Maxwell, what's wrong with him?
- We were making love...
1253
01:23:57,282 --> 01:23:59,785
He was like an animal.
He tore off my robe.
1254
01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:04,623
He was wonderful.
We did it all violently, like two savages.
1255
01:24:04,748 --> 01:24:09,086
He was screaming with pleasure,
and at the highest moment of ecstasy,
1256
01:24:09,211 --> 01:24:12,923
he just keeled over
with that smile on his face.
1257
01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:17,135
- Poor Leopold.
- I'm sorry, Ariel.
1258
01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:19,263
(Tinkling)
1259
01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:40,742
(Leopold) Don't feel sorry for me,
Maxwell.
1260
01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:44,037
My soul has merely passed
into a different dimension.
1261
01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:47,332
I feel myself floating, liberated.
1262
01:24:47,457 --> 01:24:50,168
I am, at long last, pure essence.
1263
01:24:50,294 --> 01:24:53,589
Leopold? Is that really you?
1264
01:24:53,714 --> 01:24:55,257
Of course it's me, Ariel.
1265
01:24:55,382 --> 01:24:58,844
And I am most delighted to say
that Andrew and Adrian were right.
1266
01:24:58,969 --> 01:25:00,929
These woods are enchanted,
1267
01:25:01,054 --> 01:25:04,141
filled with the spirits of the lucky men
and women of passion
1268
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:07,185
who have passed away
at the height of lovemaking.
1269
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:10,522
Promise me, all of you,
to look for my glowing presence
1270
01:25:10,647 --> 01:25:13,483
on starlit evenings, in these woods,
1271
01:25:13,609 --> 01:25:16,903
under the summer moon... for ever.
1272
01:25:19,197 --> 01:25:21,658
- Look!
- Leopold!
1273
01:25:21,783 --> 01:25:23,910
- Beautiful!
- That's incredible.
ng into each
other's eyes or holding hands.
1407
01:14:55,507 --> 01:14:59,307
I can just envision his clumsy general
practitioner's attempts to kiss her.
1408
01:14:59,427 --> 01:15:03,477
Or worse. Worse! And it is now
officially our wedding day.
1409
01:15:03,681 --> 01:15:07,311
Okay, you can relax now,
'cause there's Maxwell and he's alone.
1410
01:15:08,353 --> 01:15:09,587
He's right there.
1411
01:15:09,687 --> 01:15:11,539
But where's Ariel?
1412
01:15:24,702 --> 01:15:27,022
Those shadows...
1413
01:15:27,122 --> 01:15:30,376
That's Ariel's dress. Her French frock.
1414
01:15:30,708 --> 01:15:33,006
But if Maxwell is here...
1415
01:15:33,586 --> 01:15:36,114
Those eyeglasses... That's Andrew!
1416
01:15:36,214 --> 01:15:38,637
- Leopold.
- Andrew and Ariel.
1417
01:15:39,259 --> 01:15:41,808
Deceived by that third-rate inventor.
1418
01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,205
I'll kill him.
1419
01:15:44,305 --> 01:15:45,898
Leopold!
1420
01:15:48,059 --> 01:15:51,108
Leopold, come back! Leopold!
1421
01:15:51,604 --> 01:15:56,092
Maxwell, go get Leopold!
Leopold's gone to kill Andrew.
1422
01:15:56,192 --> 01:15:57,193
What?
1423
01:15:58,778 --> 01:16:02,682
Was... Was it a completely
horrible experience, Ariel?
1424
01:16:02,782 --> 01:16:06,628
No. At least I didn't...
At least we bulled our way though it.
1425
01:16:06,786 --> 01:16:09,756
Yeah. Great. That's exactly what it was.
1426
01:16:10,415 --> 01:16:11,900
The frogs kept croaking.
1427
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:14,986
I know, I know. I got a headache.
1428
01:16:15,086 --> 01:16:18,323
Yeah, but it wasn't
what I thought it would be.
1429
01:16:18,423 --> 01:16:19,949
Did you feel it was?
1430
01:16:20,049 --> 01:16:21,141
No.
1431
01:16:21,342 --> 01:16:23,436
I think it's true.
1432
01:16:23,761 --> 01:16:29,439
You really do learn an awful lot about
yourself through lovemaking.
1433
01:16:29,559 --> 01:16:30,794
It's quite incredible.
1434
01:16:30,894 --> 01:16:32,253
It's so strange.
1435
01:16:32,353 --> 01:16:37,509
Years ago when we were here,
that kind of stuff never bothered me.
1436
01:16:37,609 --> 01:16:42,013
I know. I think if we had made love that very
first night when we had the chance,
1437
01:16:42,113 --> 01:16:45,538
we never would have dreamed
that the outside world even existed.
1438
01:16:45,783 --> 01:16:48,707
Boy, time passes.
1439
01:16:48,953 --> 01:16:52,023
Before you know it,
a little hair falls out,
1440
01:16:52,123 --> 01:16:54,967
a little noise becomes bothersome...
1441
01:16:55,126 --> 01:16:59,472
I guess we just...
We change. We become different people.
1442
01:16:59,672 --> 01:17:01,674
Ah-ha, you little vermin!
1443
01:17:01,799 --> 01:17:03,118
- Leopold!
- Prepare to die!
1444
01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:05,016
Leopold, don't shoot!
1445
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:10,729
Leopold, you're a man
of reason. You're a pacifist.
1446
01:17:10,892 --> 01:17:12,314
You're an animal.
1447
01:17:13,102 --> 01:17:15,321
Stop it, Leopold! Come back!
1448
01:17:24,864 --> 01:17:27,367
Leopold! Leopold!
1449
01:17:28,785 --> 01:17:30,037
Andrew!
1450
01:17:34,499 --> 01:17:36,672
Hold still, you miserable worm!
1451
01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:38,486
Leopold, I can exp...
1452
01:17:38,586 --> 01:17:40,008
Really?
1453
01:17:57,563 --> 01:17:59,382
Blood.
1454
01:17:59,482 --> 01:18:01,484
I've drawn blood.
1455
01:18:02,402 --> 01:18:03,870
Who am I?
1456
01:18:13,371 --> 01:18:16,466
Maxwell! Maxwell!
1457
01:18:17,166 --> 01:18:18,776
Maxwell, are you all right?
1458
01:18:18,876 --> 01:18:20,862
No. I'm badly hit. I'm dying.
1459
01:18:20,962 --> 01:18:23,448
Oh, Jesus. Help! Help!
1460
01:18:23,548 --> 01:18:25,283
It's no use, Andrew. I'm finished.
1461
01:18:25,383 --> 01:18:26,993
Maxwell, don't say that. Help!
1462
01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:29,596
I'm a doctor. I know where I've been hit.
1463
01:18:36,519 --> 01:18:38,692
Blood. Blood!
1464
01:18:39,063 --> 01:18:41,407
I've drawn blood and I relished it!
1465
01:18:41,649 --> 01:18:43,947
Leopold, what's gotten into you?
1466
01:18:44,902 --> 01:18:46,554
I've returned from the hunt.
1467
01:18:46,654 --> 01:18:51,742
What's an intellectual genius
like you want with a simple nurse like me?
1468
01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:57,732
Maxwell, for what it's worth to you,
I don't think the old magic is there
1469
01:18:57,832 --> 01:18:59,834
between Ariel and myself anymore.
1470
01:19:00,084 --> 01:19:03,988
If it's any incentive for you to pull through,
I think you got a chance with her.
1471
01:19:04,088 --> 01:19:06,324
- I can't breathe. I'm dying.
- Take it easy.
1472
01:19:06,424 --> 01:19:10,828
I have a confession to make.
I want my soul, if it exists, to be clean.
1473
01:19:10,928 --> 01:19:13,331
Maxwell, don't talk like that.
We're not gonna let you die.
1474
01:19:13,431 --> 01:19:15,833
I slept with your wife.
1475
01:19:15,933 --> 01:19:18,702
- Pardon me?
- I did it with Adrian.
1476
01:19:19,937 --> 01:19:21,005
What did you say?
1477
01:19:21,105 --> 01:19:23,716
By the brook, one night last summer.
1478
01:19:23,816 --> 01:19:25,593
Maxwell, what are you talking about?
1479
01:19:25,693 --> 01:19:27,345
The images from the spirit box.
1480
01:19:27,445 --> 01:19:29,722
Didn't you recognize us? Adrian and me.
1481
01:19:29,822 --> 01:19:31,766
Didn't you notice? It was her dress.
1482
01:19:31,866 --> 01:19:33,017
How could you?
1483
01:19:33,117 --> 01:19:34,811
The moment was perfect. I seized it.
1484
01:19:34,911 --> 01:19:36,354
You only live once.
1485
01:19:36,454 --> 01:19:37,855
But you're my best friend.
1486
01:19:37,955 --> 01:19:39,457
I apologize.
1487
01:19:40,041 --> 01:19:41,793
I don't accept it.
1488
01:19:41,959 --> 01:19:43,736
Oh, no. Oh, my God.
1489
01:19:43,836 --> 01:19:46,885
It's nothing serious.
Just an arrow in his heart.
1490
01:19:48,591 --> 01:19:52,846
He's still breathing. Where are you going?
We have to help him.
1491
01:19:53,262 --> 01:19:58,393
Leopold. Bite me... Hard. Harder!
1492
01:19:58,684 --> 01:20:01,437
I can't. These are not my teeth.
1493
01:20:09,362 --> 01:20:11,035
Hello!
1494
01:20:13,616 --> 01:20:15,914
Andrew? I saw a light.
1495
01:20:16,744 --> 01:20:18,746
So you slept with Maxwell?
1496
01:20:20,331 --> 01:20:22,174
Me? Why?
1497
01:20:22,542 --> 01:20:24,402
Why? 'Cause he told me you did.
1498
01:20:24,502 --> 01:20:25,754
How could he?
1499
01:20:25,962 --> 01:20:29,592
'Cause he thinks he's dying,
which he's probably not, unfortunately.
1500
01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:34,642
I don't know what to tell you. It's true.
1501
01:20:35,847 --> 01:20:38,771
We were alone by the brook.
1502
01:20:38,975 --> 01:20:40,626
You weren't paying any attention to me.
1503
01:20:40,726 --> 01:20:43,900
You were obsessed with your inventions.
1504
01:20:44,188 --> 01:20:48,364
It was a perfect, moonlit, summer night.
1505
01:20:48,734 --> 01:20:53,848
He put his hands on my breasts
and my blood just started to boil.
1506
01:20:53,948 --> 01:20:57,828
And afterwards, I've never been
able to rid myself of the guilt.
1507
01:20:58,119 --> 01:20:59,103
But you enjoyed it?
1508
01:20:59,203 --> 01:21:01,046
Oh, yeah, definitely. It was hot.
1509
01:21:04,250 --> 01:21:05,610
How could you?
1510
01:21:05,710 --> 01:21:09,681
And that's exactly when all the trouble
began between the two of us.
1511
01:21:10,715 --> 01:21:13,138
I will make it up to you, Andrew.
1512
01:21:13,551 --> 01:21:16,600
Now that you know this, I feel...
1513
01:21:16,762 --> 01:21:20,500
I feel really relieved.
This is like a weight is off my back.
1514
01:21:20,600 --> 01:21:23,194
I've been carrying around
a terrible secret.
1515
01:21:23,478 --> 01:21:25,196
Don't lie to me.
1516
01:21:25,396 --> 01:21:29,867
No, Andrew. I swear to you.
This is like a curse has been lifted.
1517
01:21:30,109 --> 01:21:31,094
I hate you.
1518
01:21:31,194 --> 01:21:32,178
You love me.
1519
01:21:32,278 --> 01:21:35,157
No. I love Ariel. I always loved Ariel.
1520
01:21:35,364 --> 01:21:37,141
No, that's not true.
1521
01:21:37,241 --> 01:21:40,620
Andrew, make love to me.
1522
01:21:40,953 --> 01:21:42,522
Adrian, don't mix me up.
1523
01:21:42,622 --> 01:21:44,732
I mean it. In fact, let me handle it.
1524
01:21:44,832 --> 01:21:46,234
No, I'm furious with you.
1525
01:21:46,334 --> 01:21:48,319
Oh, no, no, no.
I really mean it this time.
1526
01:21:48,419 --> 01:21:50,947
No, Adrian. Stop.
1527
01:21:51,047 --> 01:21:52,323
Andrew, you're gonna like this.
1528
01:21:52,423 --> 01:21:54,367
Stop, I've had a very rough night.
1529
01:21:54,467 --> 01:21:55,910
Excuse me.
1530
01:21:56,010 --> 01:21:57,328
Adrian, stop. What are you doing?
1531
01:21:57,428 --> 01:21:59,997
Andrew, I promise you,
this is a good idea.
1532
01:22:00,097 --> 01:22:03,192
Adrian, what is this with table tops?
1533
01:22:03,601 --> 01:22:05,945
I'm on a loaded pistol!
1534
01:22:06,521 --> 01:22:08,506
- It feels much better.
- Does it?
1535
01:22:08,606 --> 01:22:11,467
I can't believe I did this.
The sight of blood terrifies me.
1536
01:22:11,567 --> 01:22:13,845
- I love you.
- You're still wounded.
1537
01:22:13,945 --> 01:22:17,370
I need time to be with you, to prove to you
that you can be happy with me.
1538
01:22:17,615 --> 01:22:19,684
Maxwell, I'm such a frivolous person.
1539
01:22:19,784 --> 01:22:22,478
First I thought I loved Leopold,
then I thought I loved Andrew...
1540
01:22:22,578 --> 01:22:28,192
But you never loved Leopold, and Andrew
was just a dream out of the past.
1541
01:22:28,292 --> 01:22:30,841
I, however, am the man of the moment.
1542
01:22:31,170 --> 01:22:33,969
We're gonna seize
this moment and keep it forever.
1543
01:22:34,131 --> 01:22:38,119
I have to admit that when we first met,
and you recognized my perfume,
1544
01:22:38,219 --> 01:22:41,038
you smelled it, I did feel
a little weak at the knees.
1545
01:22:41,138 --> 01:22:43,749
I know. You were scared
and attracted to me all day.
1546
01:22:43,849 --> 01:22:48,020
We're two of a kind. We're both flirts,
but our flirting days are all over.
1547
01:22:48,670 --> 01:22:51,040
Careful. Just easy.
1548
01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:55,219
Me, a confirmed bachelor,
struck down by Cupid's arrow.
1549
01:22:55,319 --> 01:22:57,263
Unfortunately, it was shot by Leopold.
1550
01:22:57,363 --> 01:22:59,741
You said you believed
in love at first sight.
1551
01:23:00,199 --> 01:23:02,143
It's all in the smell,
1552
01:23:02,243 --> 01:23:04,245
and you smell wonderful.
1553
01:23:06,872 --> 01:23:08,858
Oh, Adrian, I'm still spinning.
1554
01:23:08,958 --> 01:23:12,695
That was a deeply religious
experience on that table top.
1555
01:23:13,248 --> 01:23:15,531
It's only the beginning.
Wait till everyone's gone,
1556
01:23:15,631 --> 01:23:18,635
I'll show you what Dulcy
calls a Mexican Cartwheel.
1557
01:23:18,968 --> 01:23:21,037
Really? That sounds incredibly filthy.
1558
01:23:21,137 --> 01:23:22,079
It is!
1559
01:23:22,179 --> 01:23:23,414
Good. I can't wait.
1560
01:23:23,514 --> 01:23:25,357
Oh, so can you forgive me?
1561
01:23:25,474 --> 01:23:27,627
Forgive you? I can ordain you.
1562
01:23:27,727 --> 01:23:30,254
You've cleared my sinuses for the summer.
1563
01:23:30,354 --> 01:23:31,881
- And Maxwell, too?
- Yes.
1564
01:23:31,981 --> 01:23:34,592
The way I feel tonight,
I could heal people.
1565
01:23:34,692 --> 01:23:36,594
Oh! What is he doing with Ariel?
1566
01:23:36,694 --> 01:23:38,262
Doing well, I think.
1567
01:23:38,362 --> 01:23:40,792
Really? What about Leopold?
1568
01:23:41,824 --> 01:23:44,903
Help! Come quickly! Leopold's dead.
1569
01:23:46,245 --> 01:23:48,523
Help! Help! Come quickly!
1570
01:23:49,423 --> 01:23:51,484
Oh, my God!
1571
01:23:51,584 --> 01:23:53,319
What happened to him?
1572
01:23:53,419 --> 01:23:55,238
Maxwell, what's wrong with him?
1573
01:23:55,338 --> 01:23:59,951
We were making love. He was
like an animal. He tore off my robe.
1574
01:24:00,051 --> 01:24:04,789
He was wonderful. We did it
all violently, like two savages.
1575
01:24:04,889 --> 01:24:06,541
He was screaming with pleasure,
1576
01:24:06,641 --> 01:24:09,252
and at the highest moment of ecstasy,
1577
01:24:09,352 --> 01:24:12,856
he just keeled over
with that smile on his face.
1578
01:24:14,190 --> 01:24:15,692
Poor Leopold.
1579
01:24:15,941 --> 01:24:18,024
I'm sorry, Ariel.
1580
01:24:38,673 --> 01:24:40,866
Don't feel sorry for me, Maxwell.
1581
01:24:40,966 --> 01:24:44,161
My soul has merely passed
into a different dimension.
1582
01:24:44,261 --> 01:24:47,265
I feel myself floating, liberated.
1583
01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:50,356
I am, at long last, pure essence.
1584
01:24:50,768 --> 01:24:53,647
Leopold? Is that really you?
1585
01:24:53,771 --> 01:24:56,591
Of course it's me, Ariel.
And I am most delighted to say
1586
01:24:56,691 --> 01:24:58,785
that Andrew and Adrian were right.
1587
01:24:59,110 --> 01:25:01,178
These woods are enchanted,
1588
01:25:01,278 --> 01:25:04,181
filled with the spirits
of the lucky men and women of passion
1589
01:25:04,281 --> 01:25:07,310
who have passed away
at the height of lovemaking.
1590
01:25:07,410 --> 01:25:10,688
Promise me, all of you,
to look for my glowing presence
1591
01:25:10,788 --> 01:25:13,691
on starlit evenings, in these woods,
1592
01:25:13,791 --> 01:25:17,136
under the summer moon, forever.
1593
01:25:19,380 --> 01:25:21,303
- Look!
- Leopold!
1594
01:25:22,508 --> 01:25:23,805
That's incredible.