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I can't...
How do you?

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Where's the entrance?
Is it not?

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<i>Into the camera.
Hello.</i>

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<i>My name. Right.</i>

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<i>My name is Marni Olivia Olsen,</i>

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<i>and I'm a senior
here at Ridgefield High.</i>

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<i>What's life like for a
high school student in 2002?</i>

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<i>Well, for starters,
my initials spell...</i>

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<i>Moo!</i>

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<i>Life is hard.</i>

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<i>With a little luck,
you'll rise above it.</i>

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<i>Unfortunately,
I never had much luck.</i>

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<i>Not even a little.</i>

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<i>Dating all the way back
to my freshman year...</i>

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Sorry. Saved.

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Sorry. Saved.

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<i>I come from a small town
in Northern California,</i>

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<i>- and in a school as small as mine...
- Oh, sorry. Saved.</i>

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<i>...there's always one person
that is so famous</i>

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<i>that they outshine all the others.</i>

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<i>In my class,
I was that person.</i>

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- Were you on the squad last year?
- Shh!

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All right, ladies,
let's do this! Here we go!

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Five, six, seven and eight.

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And one, cross two, three, four,

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five, turn, six,
seven and eight. Kick!

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All right,
let's go this time.

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- Good luck, girls!
- Big smiles! Here we go!

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Five, six, seven and eight.
And one...

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<i>I read somewhere that
who you are in high school</i>

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<i>determines who you'll be
for the rest of your life.</i>

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Kick!

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<i>I seriously hope
that's not the case.</i>

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<i>Then again, the odds
aren't exactly in my favor.</i>

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<i>That's my big brother, Will.</i>

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<i>He's the greatest.
At, like, everything.</i>

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Let's go, Gators, let's go!

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Out of my way!

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Go, go, Gators!

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Go, go, go, Gators!
Go, go, go, Gators!

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Nice work, Gator!

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P.S., you were prettier
with the mask on.

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Are you speaking to me yet?

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I'm not in the mood right now,
Marni.

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I just wanted you to know
that I'm really sorry.

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And those girls are right.
I am a loser. You know?

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- Whoa, whoa. Which girls?
- What? No.

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No, no, no, no. Who called you a loser,
Marni? I'll talk to them right now.

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- Who called you a loser?
- Doesn't matter, Will.

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You can't always protect me
from it. It's true.

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I wish you could see how
incredible you are, Marni.

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You just have to believe in yourself,
'cause once you do that,

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you're gonna be able
to do anything you want.

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<i>And, of course, Will was right.</i>

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<i>Once I changed the way I saw myself,
the past was history.</i>

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<i>I ditched the braces,
I got contacts</i>

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<i>and I started spending more
than eight dollars on a haircut.</i>

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I've come a long way
since those horrible days.

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But if it weren't for the determination
of that little girl from Ridgefield,

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the woman standing in front of you
wouldn't be here today,

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working at one of the top
PR firms in Los Angeles,

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telling a bunch of
junior publicists about the days

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when I was the poster child
for the geek squad.

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You can't control the things
that happen to you,

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but you can control
the way you react to them.

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It's all perception.

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That is what public relations
is all about.

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Thank you.
And good luck.

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- Nice job.
- Thank you.

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Great speech. Inspiring.

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Thank you, sir, very much.

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Now, I'm gonna need you
to pack up your office.

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What? Did... Did you just say
that I need to pack up my office?

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- That's right.
- But I only asked for two days off,

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and it's for my brother's wedding.

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There's an opening
in the New York office.

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VP. It's yours.

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It... You...

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I... The VP for...

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Unless, of course, you have
a problem with a huge promotion.

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No, I don't!
I certainly do not. I don't.

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- Thank you, sir!
- You've earned it.

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I am excited to see everyone,
too, Mom.

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I can't believe how quickly
this all came together.

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I know, and it's gonna be
so beautiful.

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Joanna's Aunt Mona is spending
a fortune for this wedding.

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I tried to get in touch with her
to say I thought it was too much,

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and I got back a text saying,

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<i>"Happy to do it,
can't wait to meet you all."</i>

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<i>I just feel bad
that I haven't met Joanna yet.</i>

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I know. Isn't it funny?

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You guys all went to high school
together, you don't know each other.

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Wait, we all went
to high school together?

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I thought you knew.

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No. Well, all Will did
was send me a picture,

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but she didn't look familiar.
Ridgefield High was really small.

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I don't remember a Joanna.

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<i>That's because she didn't
go by Joanna in high school.</i>

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<i>She went by a nickname.</i>

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Oh... Uh...

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...Deedee.

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<i>- Deedee?
- No, um...</i>

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- Titi?
- Titi?

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No... I can't believe
I'm blanking on this.

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<i>- JJ?
- That's it! JJ!</i>

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<i>Joanna, JJ, yeah!</i>

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No!

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No! No!

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No. Nope.

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Ma'am? "Fasten your seat belt" sign's
on. I need you to return to your seat.

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- Mom, are you telling me
Will is... - Shh!

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Please! I've listened to you talk about
how your "cats are just like people"

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- for the last 45 minutes.
- Ma'am, you must remain seated.

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- It's for your own safety.
- Mom, hold on one second.

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I'm sorry... Heather.
Um... This is an emergency.

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My brother is about to marry
the girl

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who single-handedly
ruined my life in high school.

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So, if you don't mind,
would you please back off?

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- Sorry, Mom. I...
- I'm sorry, do we have a problem?

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I don't know,
do we have a problem?

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Is your brother marrying
your arch nemesis?

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So you didn't know
it was the same girl?

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Nobody knew.

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My brother was a senior
when I was a sophomore.

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I can't blame him for not keeping up
with my high school soap opera.

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Pretzel?

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There are seven billion
people on this planet,

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and I get stuck with
Satan's spawn as my sister-in-law.

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She is the reason
I left home in the first place.

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Marni, let me tell you
about bullies.

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They're just like terrorists,
only they're emotional terrorists.

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You can never let them
get the upper hand,

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so the best thing that you can do
in this situation is remain calm

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and show her
that you are in control.

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Besides, I don't care if the Ridgefield
mascot getting ploughed got over

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- a thousand hits on YouTube.
- A million.

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- A million hits?
- Yeah.

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Wow, you gotta get me that link.

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- Will do.
- The bottom line is,

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things have changed since then.

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You need to go back,
and you show JJ what you're made of.

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Maybe you're right.
Maybe I'm just overreacting.

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Hey. You got this.

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- I have got this.
- You got it.

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Oh! There she is!

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- Oh, my little girl is home!
- Hi.

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Oh, sweetheart,
four months is too long!

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- Hey.
- Hi. Why are you so tall?

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Look at you! You look so great!
And we miss you so much.

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- I miss you guys, too.
- Oh, yeah? Well, not as much

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- as you're about to miss shotgun.
- In your dreams.

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- Ben!
- What, Mom?

153
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Joanna always lets me sit shotgun.

154
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You guys do
a lot of stuff with Joanna?

155
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We do everything with Joanna.

156
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We don't do everything...
Take your sister's bag, be a gentleman.

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You're home!

158
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Mark! Honey, she's home!

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Oh!

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Ben, will you get the phone,
please?

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- Yeah, sure.
- Coco Puff!

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- Come here, buddy! Coco!
- Sweetheart...

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Joanna took Coco to the groomer's.

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Everybody needs to look
their best for this wedding,

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including Coco Puff.
Hey, Mark, she's home!

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Hey, babe.
We're a full house this weekend.

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You and Joanna are gonna have
to bunk in, I hope you don't mind.

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- Oh, come on, Mom!
- Oh, Marni Olivia Olsen.

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Okay. It will just be like the
slumber party I was never invited to.

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I'm gonna get dinner.
Honey! She's home!

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- Busted!
- Oh, you scared me!

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- There he is!
- Come here!

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Ridgefield's legal golden boy!

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- Look at you. You look gorgeous.
- Thank you.

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Can you believe this? Because, Marni,
it wasn't that long ago, you remember?

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We were kids up in that tree house,
swearing we'd never get married.

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- Hm-hm.
- I guess some things change, huh?

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- I'm counting on it.
- Is that my little mover and shaker?

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- Oh, baby.
- Hi, Daddy! Hi.

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Oh, my gosh, you look great!
You're so thin!

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I have lost a couple of pounds.
Thank you for noticing.

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- You look fantastic.
- Thanks.

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Joanna's back. Your mom wants
everyone downstairs. Chop-chop!

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One of those. Off to the side.

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And, while rolling, it is
so crucial to have one inch wide

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and nine inches in length.
And you finish it just like that.

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Oh...

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- You are a culinary wonder.
- Hey, hey. Look who I found.

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Marni, Marni, Marni.

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Look at you!

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- You are so beautiful!
- Thank you?

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Do you know that I have waited
so long for this moment?

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It's finally here.

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You think you waited long?
'Cause I...

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- There's just so much to say.
- Believe me, I know.

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But I don't want to do it
in front of them.

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But first, let me just say

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- how nice it is to finally...
- It's okay.

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...meet you!

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- Excuse me?
- Will has told me so much about you,

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but now here you are! I cannot
wait to spend the next four days

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learning all about my
brand-new sister! Hugsies!

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- Oh, never mind.
- Yeah.

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The salad looks good.

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There he is!

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Coco Puff!
Come here, buddy!

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Oh, Coco Puff!
Come to Mommy!

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- Yeah! That's my boy.
- Coco Puff, dinner time.

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Joanna, I'm not sure I feel comfortable
starting dinner without your aunt.

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- I think it's very rude.
- Oh, no, no, no.

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Don't worry about Aunt Mona.
She's just running late.

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- Okay. You ready, honey?
- Ready!

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All right. Batter up.

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I'm sorry, are we executing
Dad tonight?

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You know how your father's
always been so interested

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in the whole mind-body connection?

217
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:05,736
And since we can't have Will's
best man looking fat on Saturday...

218
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- That's right.
- You do not look fat!

219
00:14:07,531 --> 00:14:09,074
...I'm trying the Yamaguchi diet.

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A colleague at the hospital
told me about it.

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Most people don't realize
when they're full.

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They need an empty plate
to tell them.

223
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When you wear a blindfold,

224
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you rely on your stomach.
I've already lost six pounds.

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00:14:21,668 --> 00:14:23,628
And where did you go
to medical school?

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- Ben!
- Well, I think it's

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a very smart way to stay fit.

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- Thank you, Joanna.
- Mm-hmm.

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Let's eat!

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00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:36,555
Wow.
So, uh, how did you two meet?

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We were at this little
karaoke bar at the beach,

232
00:14:39,643 --> 00:14:43,313
and Will was onstage
doing his best Hall & Oates.

233
00:14:43,397 --> 00:14:45,148
- Not my finest moment.
- Really?

234
00:14:45,233 --> 00:14:47,650
- No, it wasn't.
- Ben.

235
00:14:47,734 --> 00:14:50,111
He was so cute,
I just had to save him.

236
00:14:50,195 --> 00:14:53,030
So I got onstage
and we sang it together.

237
00:14:53,115 --> 00:14:56,032
- And she has been saving me
ever since. - That's right.

238
00:14:56,117 --> 00:14:57,910
You know,
I just think it's unbelievable

239
00:14:57,915 --> 00:14:59,829
that in a small town
like Ridgefield,

240
00:14:59,912 --> 00:15:01,995
Will and Joanna
could grow up

241
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,039
practically down the block
from each other

242
00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:06,916
and not run into each other until now.
It's funny, isn't it?

243
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,376
It's hilarious!

244
00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:16,635
Isn't it? I mean, that
our paths haven't crossed till now?

245
00:15:16,719 --> 00:15:20,305
- Isn't that funny?
- Yeah. It's so funny!

246
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,934
Weird. So, Marni, Will tells me

247
00:15:25,060 --> 00:15:28,395
that you work for this
big, fancy PR firm in LA?

248
00:15:30,064 --> 00:15:34,567
Guilty. Actually, since you
mentioned it, I have news.

249
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:36,610
- I got a promotion.
- What?

250
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:39,530
And I am now VP of our
New York office. And I was...

251
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:42,198
- A promotion in New York?
- Yes.

252
00:15:42,283 --> 00:15:44,784
Oh, honey, congratulations!
That's fantastic!

253
00:15:44,869 --> 00:15:46,661
- We're so proud of you!
- That is awesome.

254
00:15:46,745 --> 00:15:49,999
You get to meet real celebrities?
Like, that is really cool!

255
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,959
You know, enough about me.

256
00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:54,544
I'm dying to know
what you're doing. You know?

257
00:15:54,628 --> 00:15:55,920
I mean, what have you been up to?

258
00:15:56,005 --> 00:16:01,216
- My life is dull by comparison.
- Oh, I doubt it.

259
00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:05,345
I'm sure you keep it just as interesting
as you did in high school, right?

260
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:09,640
I mean, I'd love to hear how your
wonderful life has turned out.

261
00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:14,103
- Well, um...
- Yeah.

262
00:16:14,188 --> 00:16:16,646
Yeah. After my parents died,

263
00:16:16,731 --> 00:16:20,692
I took a hard look at my life,
and realized I wasn't

264
00:16:20,776 --> 00:16:25,531
really making the right choices.
So I enrolled in nursing school,

265
00:16:25,616 --> 00:16:29,951
and I decided to focus all of my energy
into helping those less fortunate.

266
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,413
Wow. Good... Good for you.

267
00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:36,373
No, "good" doesn't even
begin to describe it.

268
00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:39,376
Yeah, I kind of became obsessed
with helping people in need.

269
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:43,630
Well, since,
Will and I love children.

270
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:50,427
...as an entry-level RN, they
promoted me to head clinical nurse.

271
00:16:50,511 --> 00:16:52,095
I tried to put in a good word.
She wouldn't let me.

272
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:55,642
- Oh, Dad.
- Oh, Dad.

273
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:57,727
Between the hospital...
Yeah, it, actually...

274
00:16:57,811 --> 00:17:00,230
It helps build the self-esteem of...

275
00:17:00,314 --> 00:17:03,398
Let's be honest, you can only
run a suicide hotline so long

276
00:17:03,483 --> 00:17:05,442
before it starts to take its toll.

277
00:17:05,526 --> 00:17:07,569
- Do you still have that number?
- Ben!

278
00:17:07,654 --> 00:17:10,529
Oh, my gosh, I have been
talking about myself way too much.

279
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,573
- No, no, no. Baby, it's fine.
Trust me. - I, for one,

280
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:17,452
had no idea you were such a...
giver.

281
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:22,040
I know, right? I'm so proud of her.
I'm so proud to call you my bride.

282
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:25,334
Oh! Bride!
He said it again!

283
00:17:25,518 --> 00:17:29,004
Gail! He's getting married!
I know!

284
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,426
- I really need a refill.
- He has been saying bride.

285
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,970
- Today, I think it's 16...
- Anybody need anything?

286
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:39,473
- How many more days?
- Does anybody want anything?

287
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,684
- Of course we will. But...
- Great.

288
00:17:43,852 --> 00:17:44,852
Oh, my gosh!

289
00:17:52,068 --> 00:17:53,735
The Lambada!

290
00:17:54,862 --> 00:17:57,989
Jeez, Mom, you scared me!

291
00:17:58,073 --> 00:18:02,952
- So that Joanna's pretty great, right?
- Yeah, almost too good to be true.

292
00:18:03,037 --> 00:18:05,622
I think so, too.
I think it's her sweetness.

293
00:18:05,707 --> 00:18:06,999
You know, her genuine warmth.

294
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:11,043
- Uh, where is the recycling?
- Oh! Come with me, please.

295
00:18:12,379 --> 00:18:14,964
There's the recycling, and...

296
00:18:16,549 --> 00:18:18,758
Wow, this looks beautiful.

297
00:18:18,843 --> 00:18:22,387
- Maybe Joanna could sleep out here.
- Marni.

298
00:18:23,555 --> 00:18:28,642
Listen. How come you
didn't mention New York?

299
00:18:28,727 --> 00:18:31,311
I'm really proud of you.
That's fantastic.

300
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:35,481
Thank you. I don't know.
I think I've just been preoccupied

301
00:18:35,566 --> 00:18:40,988
with the whole...
Joanna thing, and...

302
00:18:41,072 --> 00:18:43,198
Don't you think it's odd
that she doesn't remember me?

303
00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:45,325
Ridgefield High was not that big.

304
00:18:45,409 --> 00:18:47,994
I don't remember half the people
I went to high school with.

305
00:18:48,078 --> 00:18:52,331
Yeah, but you're Gail Byer.
Everyone loved you.

306
00:18:52,415 --> 00:18:54,166
You can't relate to
what I went through.

307
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,668
Really? You wanna bet?

308
00:18:56,753 --> 00:19:00,880
Listen, nobody gets through
high school unscathed, Marni. Nobody.

309
00:19:00,964 --> 00:19:03,924
You didn't tell me
you had problems in high school.

310
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:06,926
Because what's past is past.

311
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:11,807
Look, if you had a problem with Joanna
in the past, you can fix it now.

312
00:19:11,892 --> 00:19:13,184
Remember...

313
00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:17,146
- Everyone deserves a second chance.
- ...deserves a second chance. I know.

314
00:19:19,565 --> 00:19:22,150
Joanna's Aunt Mona is here!

315
00:19:22,234 --> 00:19:25,319
I can't believe my
little Joanna's getting married.

316
00:19:25,403 --> 00:19:27,446
- I know. It's crazy, right?
- I'm so happy for you.

317
00:19:27,530 --> 00:19:30,491
Come meet the family. Aunt Mona...

318
00:19:35,454 --> 00:19:36,954
...this is Will's sister, Marni.

319
00:19:37,039 --> 00:19:38,789
- What a pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.

320
00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,041
And this is Will's mom.

321
00:19:42,543 --> 00:19:45,463
- Gail?
- Ramona.

322
00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:47,465
Whoa! You guys know each other?

323
00:19:51,053 --> 00:19:54,262
- Gail!
- Ramona!

324
00:19:58,225 --> 00:20:00,226
How long has it been?

325
00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:03,270
Well, don't tell, or I'll have
to strangle you.

326
00:20:11,986 --> 00:20:14,321
- Who can remember?
- How do you two know each other?

327
00:20:14,406 --> 00:20:18,367
- Uh... we went to school together.
- We were best friends.

328
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,663
- Whoa!
- Very, very close.

329
00:20:21,747 --> 00:20:27,543
Wow. You look... great.

330
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,628
- Stop.
- No, no, really.

331
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,213
You look amazing.
You haven't aged at all.

332
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,549
- Oh, well...
- She looks computer-generated.

333
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:38,594
- Ben.
- Thank you. You must be Ben.

334
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:42,597
You know, I have something
that I think you will like.

335
00:20:45,725 --> 00:20:49,270
<i>Fallout Four? This doesn't
even come out until the summer!</i>

336
00:20:49,354 --> 00:20:51,522
- What do you say, young man?
- Thank you!

337
00:20:51,606 --> 00:20:54,776
Oh!

338
00:20:54,861 --> 00:20:57,821
I cannot wait to go play this!
I got... I gotta go!

339
00:20:57,905 --> 00:21:01,282
Have fun.
Oh, and Marni.

340
00:21:01,366 --> 00:21:04,493
You know, I think
I have the right size.

341
00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:10,331
- Is this Brian Reyes?
- Brian who?

342
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,000
And this is from his new collection?

343
00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:14,293
'Cause I thought
that it was pre-sold out.

344
00:21:14,377 --> 00:21:16,753
Brian is a doll.
He always stays at my hotels.

345
00:21:16,838 --> 00:21:21,007
He always stays at the Sullenger.
You own the Sullenger Hotel?

346
00:21:21,091 --> 00:21:24,510
The Sullenger Group.
Actually, we now own 14 properties.

347
00:21:24,595 --> 00:21:26,095
I can't believe it myself.

348
00:21:26,180 --> 00:21:28,640
I can't believe
that my mom didn't tell me

349
00:21:28,725 --> 00:21:32,436
that she was friends with one of
Forbes' 100 most powerful women.

350
00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:34,812
Please, that silly list
changes all the time.

351
00:21:34,897 --> 00:21:36,689
Yeah, but you've been on it
for, like, ten years.

352
00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:38,983
Eleven. But, you know,
what's most important to me

353
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:42,360
is that when someone stays at my hotel,
they feel right at home.

354
00:21:42,445 --> 00:21:46,114
"Like home but better", I always say.
Which reminds me...

355
00:21:46,199 --> 00:21:49,241
You two have worked
so hard on this wedding.

356
00:21:49,326 --> 00:21:50,415
It would mean so much to me

357
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:53,412
if you would spend a week
at any one of my resorts.

358
00:21:53,496 --> 00:21:56,331
Bali, Maui, Paris.

359
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,749
- Are you? Yes!
- No. No.

360
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,459
- Yes.
- I insist.

361
00:21:59,543 --> 00:22:01,712
Now, Ramona, you know
you did not have to do all this.

362
00:22:01,796 --> 00:22:02,922
You've already done
so much for the wedding.

363
00:22:03,006 --> 00:22:05,216
Do you think I'm trying
to buy people's affection?

364
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:07,342
- Did it work?
- Yeah!

365
00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:12,555
This is so exciting. I mean, doesn't
it feel like we're already family?

366
00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,224
Let's not just stand here.
Come on in, family!

367
00:22:15,308 --> 00:22:17,434
Put your feet up.
Have a drink, Ramona.

368
00:22:18,686 --> 00:22:20,728
I think we've got
some French champagne.

369
00:22:20,812 --> 00:22:23,940
There are cowbells on every door,
and we have no beds.

370
00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:27,484
I have 400 beds stranded
somewhere in the Indian Ocean.

371
00:22:28,653 --> 00:22:31,821
I mean, it's still beautiful.
It's Switzerland.

372
00:22:31,906 --> 00:22:34,325
- I love Switzerland.
- You've never been to Switzerland.

373
00:22:34,409 --> 00:22:38,037
Yeah, but I love chocolate.
I love cheese. I love clocks!

374
00:22:38,121 --> 00:22:41,623
Well, then we all have to
spend some time at my new place.

375
00:22:41,707 --> 00:22:45,544
- How about Christmas in Gstaad?
- Yes!

376
00:22:45,628 --> 00:22:47,295
- We can take the jet.
- Count me in.

377
00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:49,922
No way! You own your own plane?

378
00:22:50,006 --> 00:22:52,967
Oh, darling,
sometimes I think it owns me.

379
00:22:53,051 --> 00:22:57,762
I am on it non-stop just flitting
from one continent to the next.

380
00:22:57,846 --> 00:23:00,557
Not to mention all the
back-and-forth with my divorce.

381
00:23:00,641 --> 00:23:04,434
Michael and I have been
in litigation 14 months.

382
00:23:04,519 --> 00:23:06,812
We were only married
for seven, so...

383
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:09,649
Ramona, I'm sorry.
That must be so difficult.

384
00:23:09,733 --> 00:23:11,693
Yeah, it is, but, you know,

385
00:23:11,819 --> 00:23:14,820
it's nothing that a delicious piece
of whatever this is can't fix.

386
00:23:18,449 --> 00:23:21,701
Oh, Mark has been doing
this kind of program that...

387
00:23:22,369 --> 00:23:26,289
"As the eyes are the
window to the stomach...

388
00:23:28,499 --> 00:23:31,126
...so shall we pull
the curtain."

389
00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:32,502
How did you know that?

390
00:23:32,587 --> 00:23:36,672
I had no idea the Yamaguchi Diet
had come to the States!

391
00:23:36,756 --> 00:23:39,508
- I simply swear by it!
- Me, too!

392
00:23:40,668 --> 00:23:42,304
Oh!

393
00:23:44,348 --> 00:23:49,935
Hello. Hello, darling.
Georgia King, the wedding planner.

394
00:23:50,020 --> 00:23:52,605
Geor... Georgia King
is the wedding planner?

395
00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:55,024
She is like Southern royalty.

396
00:23:55,108 --> 00:23:57,650
Every single one of our clients
wants her to do their wedding.

397
00:23:57,735 --> 00:24:01,154
Thank you, darling.

398
00:24:02,338 --> 00:24:03,488
Look at these two.

399
00:24:03,573 --> 00:24:06,074
You guys are so adorable.

400
00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:09,577
Gail, doesn't that just take you
right back to when you were young?

401
00:24:09,661 --> 00:24:13,998
You know, your mother may not have
told you this, but back in high school,

402
00:24:14,082 --> 00:24:17,669
- she was quite the superstar.
- Oh, no, she told us. I mean, we know.

403
00:24:17,754 --> 00:24:22,673
- I... was hardly a superstar.
- Oh, you were a supernova.

404
00:24:22,758 --> 00:24:24,800
Every girl wanted
to be just like your mother.

405
00:24:24,885 --> 00:24:29,638
She was prom queen. She was
homecoming queen. Cheerleading captain.

406
00:24:29,722 --> 00:24:31,389
Well, not all at the same time.

407
00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:34,851
Wait. You were cheerleading
captain at Ridgefield?

408
00:24:34,935 --> 00:24:36,894
Mm-hmm. My senior year,
I was varsity.

409
00:24:36,978 --> 00:24:38,437
- Me, too!
- Joanna!

410
00:24:38,521 --> 00:24:40,564
I was cheerleading captain
at Ridgefield!

411
00:24:40,649 --> 00:24:42,691
How come I didn't know that?

412
00:24:42,775 --> 00:24:45,818
Joanna, have you ever heard of the...
Byer Flyer?

413
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:48,988
Well, yeah, I mean, it's the
signature move of the varsity squad.

414
00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:50,699
Yeah?

415
00:24:52,202 --> 00:24:54,787
You were the "Byer" in the Byer Flyer?

416
00:24:54,871 --> 00:24:56,412
I mean, I originated the move.

417
00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:59,499
Oh, my gosh!
Your mother is a legend!

418
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:01,876
Oh, I'm not a legend.
I'm not a legend.

419
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,045
- Gator Power. Let's do it!
- Oh, no, no. They still do it?

420
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:07,964
- Go, Gators! Go, go, go, Gators!
- I haven't done it in 30 years!

421
00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:10,508
Dad, can I please
borrow your blindfold?

422
00:25:10,592 --> 00:25:12,343
- Come on! Go, go, Gators!
- Get in line.

423
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:16,430
Go, go, go, Gators!
Go, go, go, Gators!

424
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:18,515
No, I haven't done it
in such a long time!

425
00:25:18,599 --> 00:25:23,604
- Go, go, go, Gators!
- Go, go, Gators! Go, go, go, Gators!

426
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,524
Ready? Okay!

427
00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:29,151
Ridgefield Gators are out tonight.

428
00:25:29,236 --> 00:25:31,945
We're gonna dribble
and fight, fight, fight!

429
00:25:32,071 --> 00:25:35,198
- Yeah!
- Snap those jaws, let's begin.

430
00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:37,616
Ridgefield Gators gonna win,
win, win!

431
00:25:37,701 --> 00:25:41,620
Go... Gators!

432
00:25:45,332 --> 00:25:49,460
- Unbelievable!
- I haven't done that in 30 years!

433
00:25:49,545 --> 00:25:52,629
- Oh!
- Boy, the two of you together again.

434
00:25:52,714 --> 00:25:55,257
Must feel like you're
right back at Ridgefield High.

435
00:25:55,341 --> 00:25:59,095
Oh, yes, it feels...
just like old times.

436
00:25:59,179 --> 00:26:01,848
- Whoo! Gator Power!
- Mom!

437
00:26:01,932 --> 00:26:03,891
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

438
00:26:07,353 --> 00:26:10,813
- All I want is an apology.
- You can't prove it was me.

439
00:26:10,897 --> 00:26:16,569
I suppose I should
commend Joanna for changing her life

440
00:26:16,653 --> 00:26:21,281
and just do what Mom says
and forget about it and move on.

441
00:26:21,365 --> 00:26:23,705
Yeah. You know, that's probably
a good idea.

442
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:26,786
I mean,
you two are roommates now.

443
00:26:28,496 --> 00:26:29,747
Ben!

444
00:26:29,831 --> 00:26:31,750
- Thank you.
- Let me help you.

445
00:26:32,626 --> 00:26:34,377
How gallant.

446
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:39,339
You know, Joanna is my
only family now, and...

447
00:26:40,592 --> 00:26:43,886
...it's been hard to imagine this
wedding without her parents here.

448
00:26:44,012 --> 00:26:46,804
- Of course. - So it means
the world to me to be able

449
00:26:46,889 --> 00:26:48,890
to share it with you
and your beautiful family.

450
00:26:48,974 --> 00:26:50,516
It means a lot to us, too.

451
00:26:53,186 --> 00:26:55,729
- Good night.
- Good night, Ramona.

452
00:26:59,065 --> 00:27:04,445
- Well, that was normal. Right?
- Yeah. You seem surprised.

453
00:27:04,529 --> 00:27:07,866
- You two were friends, weren't you?
- Yeah, we were best friends.

454
00:27:07,950 --> 00:27:09,659
Yeah, all the way
through grade school,

455
00:27:09,744 --> 00:27:12,536
and then we were close in high school.

456
00:27:12,621 --> 00:27:15,414
Right up until our senior prom,
and...

457
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:20,168
...then she... she kind of
had a little breakdown,

458
00:27:20,252 --> 00:27:22,796
and something happened, and I...

459
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,339
She said she never
wanted to see me again.

460
00:27:24,423 --> 00:27:26,924
I don't know what happened,
really.

461
00:27:27,467 --> 00:27:30,344
Honey, it was...
That's a long time ago.

462
00:27:30,428 --> 00:27:33,971
And you always say
everyone deserves a second chance.

463
00:27:34,056 --> 00:27:35,765
So stop worrying about it.

464
00:27:35,849 --> 00:27:38,309
You honestly don't
remember me from high school?

465
00:27:38,393 --> 00:27:40,145
Uh...

466
00:27:40,647 --> 00:27:43,649
No, I... I'm so sorry.

467
00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:48,069
High school was such a blur.
Please don't take it personally.

468
00:27:49,738 --> 00:27:52,823
Slumber party!
Oh, look at you two.

469
00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:56,660
Now, I'm not interrupting
any pillow fights, am I?

470
00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:59,578
- Not yet.
- I just came to say goodnight

471
00:27:59,663 --> 00:28:01,622
to my lady.

472
00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:04,250
- My favorite!
- Yeah?

473
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,669
- Does that smell good?
- Don't you just love this?

474
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,420
I'll give you two a minute.

475
00:28:22,643 --> 00:28:25,937
Wow. Love what
you've done with the place.

476
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:33,192
Oh, my curtains!
Did you know I made those from scratch?

477
00:28:33,277 --> 00:28:36,153
Uh, yeah. I thought you said
you were going to bed.

478
00:28:38,282 --> 00:28:41,241
My room is a little crowded right now.

479
00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:44,953
I thought I would just hang up here
with you, if that's cool.

480
00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:48,124
Yeah. It's cool.

481
00:28:50,544 --> 00:28:51,627
Thanks.

482
00:28:57,082 --> 00:28:58,967
I thought you said
his sister was hot.

483
00:29:01,970 --> 00:29:03,387
Oh, I accept.

484
00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:06,931
- Mark, do you remember Denmark?
- Of course I do.

485
00:29:07,016 --> 00:29:08,224
- Yeah.
- I was there.

486
00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:10,393
I know. Do you remember
the room service?

487
00:29:10,477 --> 00:29:12,520
No, I really don't.

488
00:29:12,605 --> 00:29:15,522
- Hey! Good morning, sunshine.
- Hey.

489
00:29:15,607 --> 00:29:19,192
Oh, Coco Puff, there's my boy!

490
00:29:20,111 --> 00:29:24,032
Coco Puff, no!
We do not growl at guests.

491
00:29:24,116 --> 00:29:26,826
I am so sorry.
He'll warm up to you.

492
00:29:26,911 --> 00:29:29,536
He probably just doesn't recognize you.

493
00:29:29,662 --> 00:29:31,955
Yeah. I get that a lot.

494
00:29:33,041 --> 00:29:36,167
Check it out, Marni.
The Hawaii trip.

495
00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:39,211
Remember when you got nailed
in the face by that baby octopus.

496
00:29:39,338 --> 00:29:42,213
You were like...
It wouldn't come off!

497
00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:46,051
She was so sad. She was so brave,
though. She was so brave.

498
00:29:47,636 --> 00:29:52,514
- Let's turn the page.
- Um, hello, we need to go right now

499
00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:54,643
because we have a lot to do
before our dance lesson.

500
00:29:54,727 --> 00:29:57,312
- Dance lesson?
- If the bride and groom want dancing,

501
00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:59,356
we're gonna give them dancing.
Hey!

502
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,523
That means you need
to pick up Grandma.

503
00:30:01,608 --> 00:30:04,026
Oh, honey,
she can't wait to see you.

504
00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:06,445
- Come on, Coco. Let's go.
- She really can't.

505
00:30:06,529 --> 00:30:09,238
That was all she would talk about
the other day at the mall, Marni.

506
00:30:09,365 --> 00:30:10,949
You go shopping with our grandma?

507
00:30:11,033 --> 00:30:14,035
Oh, yeah. Bunny and I,
we're like sorority sisters.

508
00:30:14,119 --> 00:30:16,870
All right, ladies, come on. We're
wastin' time. Let's go. Let's do it.

509
00:30:16,955 --> 00:30:19,456
Yes!
I'm so excited about our dance.

510
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,540
Come on, Marni.
Chop-chop.

511
00:30:21,667 --> 00:30:23,459
Marni, seriously,
don't worry about it.

512
00:30:23,543 --> 00:30:27,213
You'll have plenty of time to wash up
before my bridal shower this afternoon.

513
00:30:30,218 --> 00:30:32,886
So, Will,
how'd you pop the question?

514
00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:36,806
I... I proposed in
the tree house, actually.

515
00:30:36,890 --> 00:30:38,808
- Our tree house?
- Uh-huh.

516
00:30:38,892 --> 00:30:40,434
It's my wedding gift to Joanna.

517
00:30:40,519 --> 00:30:42,477
I'm having it moved from
Mom and Dad's to our new place,

518
00:30:42,561 --> 00:30:44,729
- once it's finally built.
- You're moving the tree?

519
00:30:44,814 --> 00:30:46,314
You can't move
the tree house, Will.

520
00:30:46,399 --> 00:30:48,941
You and I built that with Dad
with our bare hands.

521
00:30:49,067 --> 00:30:50,901
- That's like Olsen family history.
- Okay, Marni, how about

522
00:30:50,986 --> 00:30:53,779
when you come in town,
you can come visit it at our place.

523
00:30:53,863 --> 00:30:55,822
Okay? How's that?

524
00:30:55,906 --> 00:30:58,366
Honey, our song!
It's fate.

525
00:30:58,450 --> 00:30:59,492
Oh!

526
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:19,219
Stop!

527
00:31:23,682 --> 00:31:27,601
Sorry. I thought that
plastic bag was a kitten.

528
00:31:29,311 --> 00:31:32,522
- What?
- Check it out. Ridgefield High.

529
00:31:32,606 --> 00:31:36,485
So many... fond memories.

530
00:31:37,571 --> 00:31:40,322
But, you know,
if I knew then what I know now,

531
00:31:40,449 --> 00:31:42,700
I would've done a lot
of things differently.

532
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,119
How about you, Joanna?
Any regrets?

533
00:31:47,653 --> 00:31:49,247
Well, actually, yeah.

534
00:31:49,331 --> 00:31:52,416
I mean, if I could start
all over, I would probably

535
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,030
get a head start
on my community service

536
00:31:54,035 --> 00:31:56,378
and charitable outreach programs.

537
00:31:56,462 --> 00:31:57,628
Huh.

538
00:31:58,338 --> 00:32:00,895
I would've had a boyfriend.

539
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,259
You probably had
lots of boyfriends, right, Joanna?

540
00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:06,550
No, I wouldn't say "lots".

541
00:32:06,555 --> 00:32:08,056
I heard
that one of the cheerleaders

542
00:32:08,139 --> 00:32:10,767
had a different boyfriend
in each school in the district,

543
00:32:10,851 --> 00:32:14,395
and that when she'd bleed one dry,
she'd just move on to the next one.

544
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,230
Hey, Joanna, you were
on the cheerleading squad.

545
00:32:17,315 --> 00:32:18,774
Do you remember who that was?

546
00:32:18,858 --> 00:32:21,318
- What's your point, Marni?
- No point.

547
00:32:21,444 --> 00:32:26,030
Just wondered if she remembered who
this low self-esteem gold-digger was.

548
00:32:26,114 --> 00:32:28,657
I heard she even dated the Wilson
High School principal for a while.

549
00:32:28,742 --> 00:32:29,950
She did not!

550
00:32:34,205 --> 00:32:38,332
I mean, that's just a rumor I heard
that Judy Karbash made up

551
00:32:38,416 --> 00:32:41,460
because she was jealous
of said cheerleader.

552
00:32:41,544 --> 00:32:44,798
Do you guys mind
if I change the music?

553
00:33:00,395 --> 00:33:02,814
Love this song!
Don't you guys just love this song?

554
00:33:43,226 --> 00:33:44,892
Joanna!

555
00:33:51,358 --> 00:33:55,863
I said, "Cougar? I'm old enough
to be your grandmother!"

556
00:33:58,407 --> 00:34:02,493
Well, we better get going if we wanna
make it on time for our dance lesson.

557
00:34:02,578 --> 00:34:04,328
Bunny, can I help you get ready?

558
00:34:04,413 --> 00:34:06,163
- That would be delightful.
- Okay.

559
00:34:06,247 --> 00:34:08,415
You know what? You've done enough.
I'll help her get ready.

560
00:34:08,499 --> 00:34:10,667
Don't be silly. I'm happy
to help Grandma Bunny.

561
00:34:10,751 --> 00:34:15,462
Well, she's my Grandma Bunny,
by blood. I've got this.

562
00:34:15,547 --> 00:34:18,590
They're fighting over me.

563
00:34:18,716 --> 00:34:21,843
So, Grandma, is there
anything I can help you with?

564
00:34:21,927 --> 00:34:25,263
Here, dear.
They were a little loose.

565
00:34:25,347 --> 00:34:27,641
We can't have them
falling out on the dance floor.

566
00:34:27,726 --> 00:34:31,562
- I don't think... I don't know how.
- They're just dentures! Get over it.

567
00:34:31,646 --> 00:34:34,272
Now, and be sure
and press hard, dear.

568
00:34:34,356 --> 00:34:37,817
We need a tight seal.
I might be kissing later.

569
00:34:37,902 --> 00:34:39,234
Oh!

570
00:34:39,319 --> 00:34:43,614
- Okay.
- There we go. Okay.

571
00:34:48,660 --> 00:34:51,787
- Oh, seriously?
- Oh, dear!

572
00:34:53,122 --> 00:34:55,457
I can fix that.

573
00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,543
- Now, hold still.
- Grandma, no!

574
00:35:02,841 --> 00:35:05,426
I really gotta give you credit.
You've got this whole good girl act

575
00:35:05,510 --> 00:35:07,761
- down to a T, don't you?
- Excuse me?

576
00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:10,639
You even had me believing
that you didn't remember who I was.

577
00:35:10,723 --> 00:35:12,806
<i>But We Are The Champions?</i>

578
00:35:12,891 --> 00:35:15,768
You really showed your true colors,
didn't you, JJ?

579
00:35:15,852 --> 00:35:17,478
Joanna.

580
00:35:18,104 --> 00:35:20,146
Tim!

581
00:35:21,273 --> 00:35:23,942
Oh... Tim!

582
00:35:24,026 --> 00:35:28,695
- Wow! You look well!
- Thank you.

583
00:35:28,821 --> 00:35:31,823
Thank you for saying that.
You... Wow.

584
00:35:31,908 --> 00:35:35,078
I wasn't expecting to see you.
What... how...

585
00:35:35,162 --> 00:35:37,330
Well, you look...
You changed your hair.

586
00:35:37,414 --> 00:35:41,458
No, I didn't, but Tim, this is Will,
Marni and Grandma Bunny.

587
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:45,504
- We go way back.
- Way back. Seattle Space Needle.

588
00:35:47,088 --> 00:35:47,880
It was really great
seeing you.

589
00:35:47,965 --> 00:35:49,131
- Oh, my gosh.
- It's awesome.

590
00:35:49,216 --> 00:35:51,425
I mean, but, unfortunately,
we've gotta get going. So...

591
00:35:51,510 --> 00:35:53,885
We don't need to rush. They're
not gonna start without you guys.

592
00:35:54,011 --> 00:35:56,596
Let's talk to Tim
and hear about way back.

593
00:35:56,681 --> 00:36:00,266
What is your phone number? Someone
keeps blocking your number on my phone.

594
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:03,560
- I think it's a glitch.
- It's 555-0172.

595
00:36:03,645 --> 00:36:08,066
That's my cell. I'm also on Facebook.
And the Twitter.

596
00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:10,193
What about you, Joanna?
Do you Twitter?

597
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:13,238
Can we Twitter together?
You wanna, maybe... I have a pool.

598
00:36:13,322 --> 00:36:15,823
- You wanna catch a movie sometime?
- Oh, uh...

599
00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:18,701
Tim, Will and I are getting married.

600
00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:21,744
- I hadn't heard about this.
- Yup, this Saturday.

601
00:36:23,330 --> 00:36:24,998
- This Saturday?
- Hm-hm.

602
00:36:25,082 --> 00:36:28,375
That is great!
That is so soon for a marriage.

603
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:31,628
That is so soon.
Lovebirds.

604
00:36:31,713 --> 00:36:35,548
That is great.
Gotta give you one of these, then.

605
00:36:36,883 --> 00:36:39,343
Married to... And you're
sure that's this Saturday?

606
00:36:39,428 --> 00:36:44,016
Hey, man. Keep it real.
And you got a terrific girl here. Move.

607
00:36:46,394 --> 00:36:49,520
Bye, Tim. Call me!

608
00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:53,357
That was awkward.
We dated in college.

609
00:36:53,442 --> 00:36:55,817
Long story. Right.
We're not gonna go into that.

610
00:36:55,901 --> 00:36:58,611
- Let's go dance!
- You guys dated?

611
00:37:00,271 --> 00:37:02,614
Oh! Here they are. Hi!

612
00:37:02,741 --> 00:37:07,411
It's happening! Marni!
Did you get a haircut?

613
00:37:07,495 --> 00:37:13,416
You did. Let me see!
It's, um... It's cute.

614
00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,503
It's cute, bangs. You haven't
had bangs since high school.

615
00:37:16,588 --> 00:37:20,090
- I know.
- It's cute. How was Grandma's?

616
00:37:20,216 --> 00:37:25,636
It was fun... when Grandma wasn't
fawning all over her new BFF, Joanna.

617
00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:30,223
Honey. Your grandma loves you.

618
00:37:30,308 --> 00:37:32,684
Don't turn everything
into a competition.

619
00:37:32,769 --> 00:37:37,313
Hola, everyone!
I am so sorry I'm late.

620
00:37:37,439 --> 00:37:41,442
Oh, look at this!

621
00:37:41,901 --> 00:37:44,611
Oh, Gail, when was the
last time we danced together?

622
00:37:44,737 --> 00:37:46,905
Could it have been... prom?

623
00:37:48,539 --> 00:37:49,367
Um...

624
00:37:49,451 --> 00:37:50,618
Is that what you're wearing?

625
00:37:52,287 --> 00:37:54,705
- Yes. Why?
- You know what I love

626
00:37:54,790 --> 00:37:57,499
about your look is it's so...
sporty.

627
00:37:57,583 --> 00:37:59,667
- Thank you.
- So American.

628
00:38:00,552 --> 00:38:02,378
Ooh!

629
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:07,549
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,
your wedding extraordinator,</i>

630
00:38:07,634 --> 00:38:11,427
<i>Miss Georgia King!</i>

631
00:38:31,406 --> 00:38:32,489
Hi!

632
00:38:37,536 --> 00:38:38,661
Whack!

633
00:38:53,133 --> 00:38:54,174
Oh!

634
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,054
Heart!

635
00:39:03,018 --> 00:39:04,768
<i>- Brava.
- Yes!</i>

636
00:39:04,853 --> 00:39:09,731
<i>Oh... Bonjour. Guten tag. Hola.
Aloha. Konichiwa.</i>

637
00:39:09,858 --> 00:39:14,777
Hi, y'all. I'm Georgia King.
And I am your wedding extraordinator.

638
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,823
And this lovely man
to my right is the owner

639
00:39:19,907 --> 00:39:24,368
of this Off-Broadway dance studio,
and my personal helper, Timothy.

640
00:39:25,745 --> 00:39:28,789
- Oh, look, it's Tim!
- I want you to think of me

641
00:39:28,874 --> 00:39:31,751
as the engine room to your Love Boat.

642
00:39:31,878 --> 00:39:36,006
And our first "port of call"
is the crucial wedding dance.

643
00:39:36,090 --> 00:39:40,509
Now, since Will and Joanna first
said "I love you" at the Mardi Gras,

644
00:39:40,594 --> 00:39:44,762
I have choreographed a Brazilian
Carnival Lambada dance number.

645
00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:48,475
Now, this dance number is
the forbidden dance that bestows

646
00:39:48,559 --> 00:39:50,809
good luck and fertility
on the happy couple.

647
00:39:50,894 --> 00:39:55,731
And now, I'm gonna teach it to all
y'all. Do you get what I'm sayin'?

648
00:39:55,815 --> 00:39:58,774
All right! Let's get
this party started!

649
00:40:06,868 --> 00:40:09,661
Oh, Marni! I'm so sorry.
We were expecting more people.

650
00:40:09,746 --> 00:40:11,746
It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

651
00:40:11,872 --> 00:40:14,665
- Olsen!
- Charlie! You made it!

652
00:40:14,750 --> 00:40:17,627
Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
The flight was delayed...

653
00:40:17,752 --> 00:40:20,378
Don't even worry about it.
Marni, you remember Charlie, right?

654
00:40:30,388 --> 00:40:32,514
Uh... sorta.

655
00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:35,892
Come here, you!
Come here, man.

656
00:40:35,976 --> 00:40:37,644
- Hey!
- Hey.

657
00:40:37,770 --> 00:40:38,771
- Oh...
- Good to see you.

658
00:40:38,897 --> 00:40:41,065
- You, too.
- Hi!

659
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:43,484
Marni! Ah!

660
00:40:44,277 --> 00:40:47,779
Wow. You look... grown-up!

661
00:40:47,863 --> 00:40:50,990
That's what I did. Couldn't stop it.

662
00:40:52,275 --> 00:40:53,325
At last!

663
00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:56,662
For every lovely lady,
there is a gentleman.

664
00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:59,580
Marcie, I want you
to dance with Charlie.

665
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:02,625
And, you two, I want you to work
on that bride and groom dance.

666
00:41:02,751 --> 00:41:05,126
Right over there.
I'm gonna come help you.

667
00:41:05,211 --> 00:41:07,712
Just right that way,
that's it.

668
00:41:07,797 --> 00:41:10,632
Remember, you're a swan.
Long neck.

669
00:41:15,013 --> 00:41:16,973
You might wanna bend
your knees a little bit there.

670
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:19,057
It's... it's the Lambada,
not the foxtrot.

671
00:41:19,141 --> 00:41:21,810
- Oh, okay.
- He's acting like it's a foxtrot.

672
00:41:23,646 --> 00:41:25,146
So, what am I doing?

673
00:41:26,314 --> 00:41:30,943
Uh, I'll just teach you what we
learned. It's... your left hand,

674
00:41:31,027 --> 00:41:35,613
foot, goes... forward,
together, back and together.

675
00:41:35,698 --> 00:41:38,575
Forward and together,
back and together.

676
00:41:38,659 --> 00:41:40,826
Don't be intimidated.
I've had two hours more practice.

677
00:41:40,910 --> 00:41:41,910
Oh, okay. Thank you.

678
00:41:43,162 --> 00:41:44,830
Mind if I drive for a while?

679
00:41:57,677 --> 00:41:59,343
I mean,
what is she trying to prove?

680
00:41:59,428 --> 00:42:01,512
- Well, if I had her body...
- You'd what?

681
00:42:01,597 --> 00:42:04,849
I'd shut my mouth before
the next stupid thing comes out.

682
00:42:05,684 --> 00:42:09,561
Don't try this at home.
It's strictly for professionals.

683
00:42:13,273 --> 00:42:15,149
Roar!

684
00:42:18,403 --> 00:42:22,032
Right and left,
and right and left.

685
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,167
- Wee!
- Wait!

686
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:35,627
Wee!

687
00:42:45,553 --> 00:42:46,595
Bang, bang!

688
00:42:58,608 --> 00:43:03,319
Oh, forget this. Mark, "Byer Flyer",
on my count. Spot me.

689
00:43:03,403 --> 00:43:06,614
- What?
- Tim!

690
00:43:11,952 --> 00:43:14,078
- You ready?
- No!

691
00:43:28,468 --> 00:43:32,012
Two scoops of crazy
with a side of coo-coo-cachoo.

692
00:43:32,097 --> 00:43:35,056
I guess this means
you didn't get your apology, huh?

693
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:37,892
I don't think there's
gonna be an apology.

694
00:43:37,976 --> 00:43:39,977
But she remembers me.

695
00:43:40,062 --> 00:43:43,063
Oh, yeah, and this is all
just part of her little act.

696
00:43:43,147 --> 00:43:46,733
Everybody loves a good story, and
that's exactly what she's giving 'em.

697
00:43:46,818 --> 00:43:49,026
She has got Will totally brainwashed.

698
00:43:49,111 --> 00:43:51,946
Come on, Marni.
Don't you think you're overreacting?

699
00:43:52,781 --> 00:43:54,323
He's giving her the tree house.

700
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,200
What?

701
00:44:13,175 --> 00:44:16,510
Ben! I need to leave a little early
for baseball practice.

702
00:44:16,636 --> 00:44:18,690
I'm gonna run
by Ramona's hotel!

703
00:44:18,695 --> 00:44:20,640
We'll leave
in about five minutes, okay?

704
00:44:21,765 --> 00:44:25,643
We gotta save him, Benny.
Will has protected us his entire life.

705
00:44:25,728 --> 00:44:29,646
- Now, it's our turn to protect him.
- What are we supposed to do, Marni?

706
00:44:29,731 --> 00:44:32,232
He's getting married in,
like, 48 hours.

707
00:44:32,316 --> 00:44:37,363
Ben. Ben.
In PR, 48 hours is a lifetime.

708
00:44:37,448 --> 00:44:40,283
All we have to do
is isolate the problem,

709
00:44:40,367 --> 00:44:43,493
calculate a plan
and institute a solution.

710
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:46,830
We gotta get him alone.

711
00:44:48,499 --> 00:44:51,834
Hey, Will. What are you doing
right now? Can I talk to you?

712
00:44:51,918 --> 00:44:54,462
Actually, can it wait?
Because Joanna's gonna be back soon,

713
00:44:54,546 --> 00:44:56,671
- and I wanna sneak in
a quick run here. - No way!

714
00:44:56,756 --> 00:45:00,425
I was just thinking that... that I need
to sneak in a run. I'll come with you.

715
00:45:00,509 --> 00:45:02,968
Yeah, okay, great, Marn,
but I'm warning you,

716
00:45:03,052 --> 00:45:04,762
I'm training for a marathon.
Five miles, okay?

717
00:45:04,846 --> 00:45:08,265
Uh... This is so weird.
It's like we're twins!

718
00:45:08,349 --> 00:45:11,936
I'm actually training for a triathlon,
which is a little bit harder,

719
00:45:12,021 --> 00:45:14,481
but five miles is perfect.

720
00:45:18,526 --> 00:45:21,403
- Charlie! Are you ready?
- Charlie?

721
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,534
- You all right?
- Oh, yeah.

722
00:45:28,619 --> 00:45:32,245
No, I'm just stretching my hamstrings,
you know. Safety first.

723
00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,708
There's someone at the door.
Hold on.

724
00:45:39,795 --> 00:45:42,087
- Hi.
- Hi.

725
00:45:42,214 --> 00:45:45,634
Ramona, I'm sorry
to just sort of barge in.

726
00:45:45,718 --> 00:45:49,762
I just, I was kind of hoping...
Do you have a minute?

727
00:45:49,846 --> 00:45:53,599
- Oh, yes, absolutely. Come in.
- Wonderful. Thanks.

728
00:45:55,685 --> 00:45:57,393
- I'm on the phone.
- Oh, you know what?

729
00:45:57,478 --> 00:46:00,730
I need to use the restroom.
It was a long drive.

730
00:46:00,815 --> 00:46:03,649
It's, um...
up the stairs and to the left.

731
00:46:03,733 --> 00:46:05,984
Wow. Okay.

732
00:46:07,695 --> 00:46:10,905
Hi. Sorry, Will's mother...

733
00:46:56,032 --> 00:47:00,368
No! No! No.

734
00:47:04,789 --> 00:47:06,164
No!

735
00:47:08,418 --> 00:47:09,626
No!

736
00:47:14,131 --> 00:47:15,590
Oh, come on.

737
00:47:30,647 --> 00:47:35,251
Well, your lawyer has
the paperwork, so, um...

738
00:47:36,112 --> 00:47:37,652
that's that.

739
00:47:44,867 --> 00:47:46,367
Ramona?

740
00:47:48,579 --> 00:47:51,247
Is everything okay?

741
00:47:51,332 --> 00:47:53,123
Oh, yes.

742
00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:58,170
You know, Ridgefield gives me
such terrible allergies.

743
00:48:01,842 --> 00:48:03,843
Did you take a shower?

744
00:48:05,261 --> 00:48:09,514
Yes. Yes, I did.

745
00:48:10,683 --> 00:48:15,728
I did. I did.
I hope you don't mind. I...

746
00:48:15,812 --> 00:48:20,023
Really I just came by because...

747
00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:22,525
...I believe in closure.

748
00:48:22,610 --> 00:48:26,904
And I just wanted to come by here

749
00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:31,742
and tell you that
whatever happened between us

750
00:48:31,868 --> 00:48:36,456
is in the past,
and as far as I'm concerned...

751
00:48:37,959 --> 00:48:39,792
...it's over.

752
00:48:39,876 --> 00:48:44,213
Well, I appreciate that.
Good for you, Gail. Brava.

753
00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:47,256
So we're good, right? We're...

754
00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:51,052
- Is that good?
- Yes.

755
00:48:51,136 --> 00:48:53,095
Good.

756
00:48:55,456 --> 00:48:57,516
Oh! Um...

757
00:48:58,017 --> 00:49:02,645
I should take that, so...
Thanks for stopping by and...

758
00:49:05,691 --> 00:49:09,236
- See you later.
- Alligator.

759
00:49:12,906 --> 00:49:14,657
Yes.

760
00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:21,413
Sven? Guten tag. How are you?

761
00:49:33,799 --> 00:49:35,967
- How you holding up, champ?
- Oh, great!

762
00:49:36,051 --> 00:49:38,803
I love it. I love running!

763
00:49:41,307 --> 00:49:45,686
Hey, Will. Earlier, at the house,
I wanted to talk to you about Joanna.

764
00:49:45,770 --> 00:49:47,854
Actually, I'm glad
you're bringing this up.

765
00:49:47,938 --> 00:49:49,564
- You are? Good.
- Yeah, sure. I mean, Marn,

766
00:49:49,648 --> 00:49:51,983
- how can we not talk about this,
right? - Right! Because

767
00:49:52,067 --> 00:49:54,401
she's not just marrying you,
Will, she's marrying all of us.

768
00:49:54,485 --> 00:49:56,820
- We all have to put up with her.
- But I couldn't do it

769
00:49:56,904 --> 00:49:58,363
unless I knew I had
your support on this thing.

770
00:49:58,448 --> 00:50:02,366
In that case, Will, William...

771
00:50:02,451 --> 00:50:04,577
- Cramp!
- I know what you're about to say,

772
00:50:04,661 --> 00:50:08,163
and it means the world to me
that you'd actually open up your heart

773
00:50:08,247 --> 00:50:10,415
and bring her into
our family like that. Seriously.

774
00:50:10,499 --> 00:50:12,751
What's going on, kids? I thought
we were training for a marathon.

775
00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:15,796
- Charlie!
- Hey, you cool with this pace, Marni?

776
00:50:15,881 --> 00:50:16,922
- Yeah!
- You sure?

777
00:50:17,007 --> 00:50:18,841
- Oh, yeah. It's good.
- In that case,

778
00:50:18,925 --> 00:50:20,509
- what do you say we sprint to the end!
- Let's do it.

779
00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:24,095
- Yeah? Let's go!
- Yeah? Yeah...

780
00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:26,014
Whoo! Come on!

781
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:29,683
Whoo!

782
00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:33,270
Maybe I'll give you guys a head start.

783
00:50:43,571 --> 00:50:46,156
Come on, honey, come on.
Here, sit here.

784
00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:49,494
- Watch my carpet.
- Ow! Make the burning stop!

785
00:50:49,578 --> 00:50:52,163
I'll get Marni one of my back pills.
One of those babies,

786
00:50:52,247 --> 00:50:55,040
- she'll be able to taste sunlight.
- Ew, gross!

787
00:50:55,124 --> 00:50:58,001
- Go get me my rag bag.
- Marni, what happened to you?

788
00:50:58,086 --> 00:51:00,879
- Uh, I took a shortcut.
- Through a woodchipper?

789
00:51:00,963 --> 00:51:02,922
No, through an ant bed.

790
00:51:03,006 --> 00:51:05,841
- I knew we shouldn't have left her.
- Oh, Charlie. You're here.

791
00:51:05,926 --> 00:51:09,344
I'm here, actually.
Blurred vision. That can't be good.

792
00:51:09,428 --> 00:51:12,472
No. Ants carried away her contacts.

793
00:51:12,556 --> 00:51:14,932
- What kind of ants were they?
- I forgot to ask them,

794
00:51:15,016 --> 00:51:18,477
but I will next time. And, really, this
is not a big deal, you guys. I'm fine.

795
00:51:18,561 --> 00:51:20,646
She's not. The bad news
is she hurt her leg.

796
00:51:20,730 --> 00:51:22,482
The good news is she can't
feel it 'cause of the ant bites.

797
00:51:22,566 --> 00:51:24,651
Mom, stop being so dramatic.
It's not...

798
00:51:24,735 --> 00:51:25,777
Ah!

799
00:51:25,861 --> 00:51:28,154
- That did not sound good.
- Uh, you know what?

800
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:30,280
That was completely my fault.
I shouldn't have been standing here.

801
00:51:30,365 --> 00:51:32,491
- I'm sorry. I can take care
of these... - No, no, no, no...

802
00:51:33,475 --> 00:51:34,201
Okay,

803
00:51:34,285 --> 00:51:37,370
I'm actually gonna
get you to a safety zone.

804
00:51:37,454 --> 00:51:38,871
That looked like it hurts.

805
00:51:38,956 --> 00:51:41,165
You guys will not believe
what just happened. I think my...

806
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,792
- So itchy everywhere!
- What is going on?

807
00:51:43,876 --> 00:51:46,128
- Marni fell into an ant bed.
- Oh, no.

808
00:51:46,212 --> 00:51:48,712
Well, with this many bites,
she could go into anaphylactic shock.

809
00:51:48,797 --> 00:51:51,423
- You're the nurse. What should we do?
- We need lard. Stat!

810
00:51:51,508 --> 00:51:56,012
- I need lard, stat!
- Who are you talking to?

811
00:52:11,152 --> 00:52:13,736
There you go. Get her, Coco!
Get her, Coco!

812
00:52:27,207 --> 00:52:30,544
Honey, stop with the picking.
You look fine.

813
00:52:30,628 --> 00:52:33,172
How lucky for me, that you kept
my glasses from tenth grade.

814
00:52:33,256 --> 00:52:37,300
Well, I can't get your contacts
until tomorrow morning.

815
00:52:37,384 --> 00:52:39,677
I thought you'd like to see.

816
00:52:42,431 --> 00:52:46,433
Look at them, Mom!
They look like pimples!

817
00:52:46,517 --> 00:52:50,603
And my bangs? It's literally like
nothing has changed since high school.

818
00:52:50,687 --> 00:52:54,815
Marni, I know.
But they're just ant bites,

819
00:52:54,941 --> 00:52:57,233
and they will go away.

820
00:52:57,318 --> 00:53:00,069
And, before you know it,
everything's gonna be fine,

821
00:53:00,154 --> 00:53:02,113
and you're gonna live
happily ever after.

822
00:53:03,325 --> 00:53:06,744
"Happily ever after"
is in fairy tales, Mom.

823
00:53:06,828 --> 00:53:10,288
High school was a horror movie.
This weekend is the sequel.

824
00:53:10,372 --> 00:53:13,541
It's times like this
that I like to then go back...

825
00:53:13,626 --> 00:53:15,335
Mom, do you always have to offer up

826
00:53:15,461 --> 00:53:18,754
some sweet little perfect
nugget of self-help advice?

827
00:53:18,838 --> 00:53:20,589
Because I'm just
really not in the mood.

828
00:53:20,673 --> 00:53:23,300
Well, someday you're gonna
appreciate my wisdom.

829
00:53:39,233 --> 00:53:44,861
Marni, being a mom is hard.
There is no rule book.

830
00:53:44,946 --> 00:53:47,239
Every day, you wake up and hope...

831
00:53:47,323 --> 00:53:50,325
You have to trust your instincts and
hope you're not messing up your kids.

832
00:53:51,409 --> 00:53:52,805
It's a lot of pressure.

833
00:53:52,810 --> 00:53:56,039
And I feel a profound
sense of responsibility that...

834
00:53:56,122 --> 00:54:02,085
...that everything I do greatly affects
you and your brothers' lives.

835
00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:04,878
And that's why
I want you to know

836
00:54:05,004 --> 00:54:08,715
that what I'm about to do
is deeply,

837
00:54:08,841 --> 00:54:12,011
deeply... wrong!

838
00:54:13,514 --> 00:54:16,808
- Mom, what are you doing?
- Oh, you know I hate being late!

839
00:54:17,601 --> 00:54:20,852
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

840
00:54:20,979 --> 00:54:23,230
Yes! Whoo-hoo!

841
00:54:28,944 --> 00:54:33,196
<i>Bonjour, guten tag, hola,
aloha, konichiwa! Hi, y'all.</i>

842
00:54:33,322 --> 00:54:35,615
Welcome to Joanna's bridal shower.

843
00:54:40,829 --> 00:54:44,874
Now, listen, ladies.
Will and Joanna first met on the beach.

844
00:54:44,959 --> 00:54:49,879
So it seems only fitting that we begin
their wedding story in a sea of love.

845
00:54:50,006 --> 00:54:55,301
Viva la romance. Enjoy it, enjoy it.

846
00:54:55,385 --> 00:54:58,720
A little over the top. I'm gonna
just check on your grandma, okay?

847
00:54:58,804 --> 00:54:59,887
- Okay.
- You okay?

848
00:54:59,972 --> 00:55:02,598
- Yep.
- All right. Hi, Mom.

849
00:55:10,565 --> 00:55:12,982
Oh! Marni, there you are!
I was getting worried.

850
00:55:13,066 --> 00:55:16,652
Girls, girls,
this is Will's sister, Marni.

851
00:55:16,737 --> 00:55:19,448
She actually graduated
from Ridgefield High with us.

852
00:55:19,574 --> 00:55:21,575
Oh, right. I remember you.

853
00:55:21,659 --> 00:55:24,286
We were in... homeroom together.

854
00:55:24,912 --> 00:55:30,624
History, fifth period, Mrs. Barker.
But who's keeping track?

855
00:55:34,128 --> 00:55:35,920
So when are you guys due?

856
00:55:36,005 --> 00:55:37,422
August 23rd.

857
00:55:37,506 --> 00:55:40,591
Wow. Is that such a weird coincidence?

858
00:55:40,675 --> 00:55:42,468
Oh, no, no.
We planned it in college.

859
00:55:46,472 --> 00:55:47,555
Oh, you're serious.

860
00:55:47,639 --> 00:55:49,182
And Joanna won't be far behind.

861
00:55:49,266 --> 00:55:51,726
- Oh...
- You know you will!

862
00:55:51,810 --> 00:55:53,979
Stop talking about my stomach!

863
00:55:54,064 --> 00:55:57,024
So, how about you, Marni?
Any little ones?

864
00:55:57,108 --> 00:55:58,067
Uh...

865
00:55:58,151 --> 00:56:01,527
Not that I know of.

866
00:56:04,573 --> 00:56:08,700
And now I'd like to give
a special thanks to my bridesmaids.

867
00:56:08,951 --> 00:56:11,650
Thank you for standing by my side
this weekend.

868
00:56:11,755 --> 00:56:14,353
Here's just a small token
of my appreciation.

869
00:56:15,436 --> 00:56:19,690
- That is so sweet.
- Oh, so sweet.

870
00:56:19,773 --> 00:56:21,816
I will cherish this forever.

871
00:56:26,029 --> 00:56:28,240
I hope you like it.

872
00:56:31,703 --> 00:56:35,830
I told your mother Olivia
was a terrible middle name.

873
00:56:38,500 --> 00:56:40,583
Grandma, does it ever get any easier?

874
00:56:40,668 --> 00:56:43,336
- What, dear?
- This!

875
00:56:43,421 --> 00:56:47,756
- Life, everything.
- Marni...