1 00:00:34,718 --> 00:00:39,348 GIGI: A girl will never forget the first boy she likes. 2 00:00:41,658 --> 00:00:44,991 Even if things don 't quite work out. 3 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:47,627 Why did you do that? 4 00:00:47,997 --> 00:00:49,897 Because you smell like dog poo. 5 00:00:50,066 --> 00:00:52,796 You're so stupid, just like dog poo. 6 00:00:52,969 --> 00:00:54,368 You're made out of poo! 7 00:00:55,505 --> 00:00:59,066 GlGl: But usually someone is there to offer words of wisdom. 8 00:00:59,242 --> 00:01:00,470 Made... 9 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,008 ...of... 10 00:01:02,445 --> 00:01:03,810 ...dog... 11 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,311 ...poo. 12 00:01:05,482 --> 00:01:06,779 Honey... 13 00:01:06,950 --> 00:01:12,183 ...do you know why that little boy did those things and said those things?. 14 00:01:12,355 --> 00:01:14,186 It's because he likes you. 15 00:01:14,858 --> 00:01:16,587 GlGl: And there it is. 16 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:19,388 That's the beginning of our problem. 17 00:01:20,363 --> 00:01:25,699 That little boy is doing those terrible things because he's got a crush on you. 18 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:27,200 GlGl: Do you know what this means? 19 00:01:27,370 --> 00:01:28,496 We're all encouraged... 20 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:29,831 ...no, programmed... 21 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:32,531 ...to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk... 22 00:01:32,709 --> 00:01:35,177 ...that means he likes you. 23 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:40,272 Here' s the problem: He likes you too much. 24 00:01:40,450 --> 00:01:42,315 You're too pretty and too awesome. 25 00:01:42,485 --> 00:01:44,578 -Yes. -He can't handle it. 26 00:01:46,923 --> 00:01:49,687 That Phi Delt so obviously liked you. 27 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:52,054 I'm sure he just lost your number. 28 00:01:53,596 --> 00:01:58,192 He's not asking you out because he's intimidated by your professional success. 29 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,802 [SPEAKlNG lN JAPANESE] 30 00:02:08,077 --> 00:02:11,945 Trust me. It's because he's just getting out of a serious relationship. 31 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:16,144 Trust me. It's because he's never had a serious relationship. 32 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:22,449 [SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 33 00:02:28,698 --> 00:02:30,666 GlGl: Why do we say this stuff to each other? 34 00:02:31,167 --> 00:02:34,295 Is it possible that it's because we're too scared... 35 00:02:34,470 --> 00:02:37,667 ...and it's too hard to say the one obvious truth... 36 00:02:37,841 --> 00:02:40,833 ... that's staring everyone in the face? 37 00:02:50,086 --> 00:02:54,216 [CHATTERlNG] 38 00:02:57,694 --> 00:02:59,719 So Janine says you're a real-estate agent. 39 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:02,126 Yeah, but I'm not one of those cheesy ones... 40 00:03:02,298 --> 00:03:05,233 ...that puts my headshots on bus benches and grocery carts. 41 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:07,733 So just, like, Frisbees and notepads?. 42 00:03:07,904 --> 00:03:08,928 Basically. 43 00:03:09,105 --> 00:03:11,005 -It's much classier. -My thoughts exactly. 44 00:03:11,174 --> 00:03:12,698 [GlGl LAUGHlNG] 45 00:03:14,744 --> 00:03:17,372 Wonder why Janine never thought to introduce us before. 46 00:03:17,547 --> 00:03:19,310 I don't know. I don't know. 47 00:03:19,482 --> 00:03:22,542 -Hey, guys. Want another round?. -You want one more?. 48 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:28,885 Only if you do. I mean, if you need to get going, I totally.... 49 00:03:30,193 --> 00:03:31,387 Uh.... 50 00:03:32,061 --> 00:03:34,154 Okay, well.... 51 00:03:35,732 --> 00:03:37,359 Sure. One more. Ketel and soda?. 52 00:03:38,234 --> 00:03:39,826 And a beer, please. 53 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:41,868 WAlTRESS: Be right back. 54 00:03:42,839 --> 00:03:46,866 GlGl: Well, Conor, I had a really nice time. -lt was really nice meeting you. 55 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:49,475 -Bye. -See you. 56 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:58,744 Hey, it's me. 57 00:03:58,922 --> 00:04:01,356 He's cute, and I think it went well. 58 00:04:01,524 --> 00:04:06,086 And I think he might be leaving me a message at home as we speak. 59 00:04:06,262 --> 00:04:10,323 Hey, it's me. Just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you. 60 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,425 Oh, that's very sweet of you, Conor. Thanks. 61 00:04:13,603 --> 00:04:16,595 Listen, I was wondering if you wanted to grab a late bite. 62 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:19,303 Tonight? I.... 63 00:04:19,475 --> 00:04:23,536 No, I was supposed to meet friends but I'm burnt out. Don't be mad at me. 64 00:04:23,713 --> 00:04:26,341 No, of course, I'm not mad. Well, I'll be up for a while. 65 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:28,416 -Do you wanna go ahead of me?. -I'll be up. 66 00:04:28,584 --> 00:04:29,846 -Oh, can you hold on?. -Okay. 67 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,214 No, that's fine. You just have one thing, so.... 68 00:04:32,388 --> 00:04:34,185 No, technically I have six... 69 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:37,918 ...and I'm mulling over a gum purchase, so I think you should go. 70 00:04:38,094 --> 00:04:39,459 Okay. 71 00:04:39,629 --> 00:04:40,891 Let me call you right back. 72 00:04:41,064 --> 00:04:42,088 All right. Okay. 73 00:04:42,265 --> 00:04:43,960 -Hi. -Hey. 74 00:04:44,133 --> 00:04:46,294 Just that and that, please. 75 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,300 Thank you. 76 00:04:52,608 --> 00:04:53,973 Oh, my word. 77 00:04:55,778 --> 00:04:57,245 Seriously?. That's not possible. 78 00:04:57,413 --> 00:05:00,439 I just deposited cash three days ago, so it's just not possible. 79 00:05:00,616 --> 00:05:03,414 Oh, it's not that. Let me check something. 80 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,585 Congratulations, you won. 81 00:05:06,589 --> 00:05:07,613 What? 82 00:05:07,790 --> 00:05:11,851 Our Funky Fall promotion. You're our 1 000th customer this month. 83 00:05:12,028 --> 00:05:13,586 What? 84 00:05:19,068 --> 00:05:20,399 Are you kidding me?. 85 00:05:21,070 --> 00:05:22,731 I don't do kidding. 86 00:05:23,773 --> 00:05:26,571 Oh, my God. I can't believe this, it's so exciting. 87 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,846 Oh, my God. I never won anything before. 88 00:05:31,014 --> 00:05:34,450 This is the most exciting thing that ever happened to me. Is that sad?. 89 00:05:35,284 --> 00:05:37,548 Yea-- No. I don't think so. 90 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:40,120 -Really? -Yes. 91 00:05:40,289 --> 00:05:42,348 Thank you! Come here. 92 00:05:43,860 --> 00:05:44,849 Wow. 93 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,690 MAN [ON TV] : --as the Terps move to mid-ice, trying to.... 94 00:05:49,866 --> 00:05:51,697 -Hey. -Hey. 95 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:54,837 -How was the date? -lt was fine. Whatever. 96 00:05:55,004 --> 00:05:56,972 -Why are you here?. -My cable's out. 97 00:05:57,140 --> 00:06:00,473 Come on, Spiewak, it's not the lce Capades. 98 00:06:00,643 --> 00:06:03,407 You didn't hear the phone ring by any chance, did you?. 99 00:06:03,579 --> 00:06:05,911 -No, I didn't. -Shit. 100 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:08,778 Anna gave me the old, "I'll call you right back." 101 00:06:08,951 --> 00:06:11,010 Oh, shit, yeah?. Well, how long ago?. 102 00:06:11,187 --> 00:06:14,953 That was 22 minutes ago. 103 00:06:15,358 --> 00:06:16,848 Do I call back? 104 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:19,119 Should you call back?. No, absolutely not. 105 00:06:20,396 --> 00:06:22,796 I'm gonna call back and say I'm going to bed. 106 00:06:22,965 --> 00:06:25,729 What? No. It's 9:30. You're gonna--? 107 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,062 No, it's a great idea. 108 00:06:27,236 --> 00:06:30,262 I'll call and say, "ln case you were gonna call me back, don't... 109 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,567 ...because I'll be sleeping." A genius idea. 110 00:06:32,742 --> 00:06:34,004 ALEX: Okay, no, that's brilliant. 111 00:06:34,177 --> 00:06:37,374 When you wake up you can say, "I'm awake now, I'm available to take your call." 112 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:38,775 [PHONE RlNGS] 113 00:06:38,948 --> 00:06:40,609 Oh, gosh. A second. 114 00:06:40,783 --> 00:06:43,217 -Sorry about that. -It's all right. 115 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:45,549 I was-- 116 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:47,518 Wait, what was I saying again? 117 00:06:47,957 --> 00:06:50,653 You don't wanna be like your mother, wake up one morning... 118 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,761 ...and realize you never pursued your dreams. 119 00:06:52,929 --> 00:06:54,191 Is that what I was saying?. 120 00:06:54,363 --> 00:06:55,990 -You want some gum? -No, thank you. 121 00:06:56,165 --> 00:06:59,999 God, that's kind of heavy for a grocery chat. 122 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,399 -No, that's okay. -lsn't it? 123 00:07:02,572 --> 00:07:05,006 -Sorry. -I actually might be able to help. 124 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:09,440 Yeah, I know a guy at my office who deals exclusively with music clients. 125 00:07:09,612 --> 00:07:10,704 -Are you kidding?. -Uh-uh. 126 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,541 Oh, my God. 127 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:15,013 -Are you my savior or something?. -No. 128 00:07:15,184 --> 00:07:18,017 -Can you hold this for a second?. -Yeah. 129 00:07:19,422 --> 00:07:21,253 Oh, this is so unexpected. 130 00:07:32,969 --> 00:07:34,561 Okay.... 131 00:07:34,737 --> 00:07:35,761 I don't.... 132 00:07:36,172 --> 00:07:38,140 I'm married. 133 00:07:39,142 --> 00:07:40,439 I don't do this. 134 00:07:40,610 --> 00:07:43,943 You don't do what? You don't help struggling singers? 135 00:07:45,815 --> 00:07:51,151 Not hot yoga-instructing singers... 136 00:07:51,587 --> 00:07:54,181 ...who are incredibly charming. 137 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:58,523 ANNA: Hm. 138 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:02,391 Well, you could-- You could give me your card. 139 00:08:02,565 --> 00:08:04,965 That's legit, right? Is that allowed? 140 00:08:05,134 --> 00:08:06,226 I could do that. 141 00:08:06,402 --> 00:08:08,165 -Yeah. -That'd be okay, right?. 142 00:08:08,337 --> 00:08:09,998 Yeah. 143 00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,739 Great, thank you so much. 144 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:15,639 Course. Do you need help to your car?. 145 00:08:15,811 --> 00:08:18,075 -Where'd you park? -No, I'm fine. It's okay. 146 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,482 -lt was very nice to meet you. -Yeah. 147 00:08:21,651 --> 00:08:23,312 Okay. 148 00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:36,426 Who was that? 149 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:41,796 -Oh, that was a prospective client. -Oh. 150 00:08:42,538 --> 00:08:44,096 Okay. 151 00:08:45,675 --> 00:08:48,303 I can talk to a woman. It doesn't have to be like that. 152 00:08:48,477 --> 00:08:50,377 No. Absolutely not. 153 00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:53,811 -Just drive. -Relax. 154 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,735 -Hi. -Hi. 155 00:09:14,904 --> 00:09:17,065 -How you doing?. -Good. 156 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:20,209 -Yeah?. -Yeah. I just got off the phone. 157 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:22,401 -Yeah? -Yeah, with my little sister. 158 00:09:22,578 --> 00:09:25,479 -How's she doing?. -She's getting married. 159 00:09:26,015 --> 00:09:27,414 Really? 160 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:28,982 BETH: Yeah. 161 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:30,277 NElL: Great. 162 00:09:30,453 --> 00:09:31,852 You really think that's great?. 163 00:09:32,021 --> 00:09:33,613 Yeah. 164 00:09:33,789 --> 00:09:35,916 Devon seems like... 165 00:09:36,092 --> 00:09:37,821 ...a great guy. 166 00:09:40,396 --> 00:09:43,695 Well, so you think it's great that they're getting married... 167 00:09:43,866 --> 00:09:49,304 ...but you don't ever feel like we're going against nature, or something... 168 00:09:49,472 --> 00:09:51,804 ...by not getting married?. 169 00:09:53,409 --> 00:09:54,501 No. 170 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:59,946 Going against nature is like the cat who suckled that monkey. 171 00:10:00,116 --> 00:10:04,382 You and I are just two people who happen not to be married. 172 00:10:04,787 --> 00:10:08,120 Let me tell you something. People who get married are not to be trusted. 173 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:10,486 You are so weird. 174 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:11,888 They're not. You know why?. 175 00:10:12,061 --> 00:10:14,791 Because if you are so legitimately happy, honestly... 176 00:10:14,964 --> 00:10:17,660 ...you wouldn't feel the need to make a big show out of it. 177 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,528 You wouldn't have to broadcast it. 178 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,465 They do it because they're insecure... 179 00:10:21,637 --> 00:10:24,868 ...and they think getting married's what they're supposed to be doing. 180 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,601 So they're lying to themselves and to other people. 181 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,108 Seriously. 182 00:10:29,278 --> 00:10:32,645 Think about you and your friends. Okay?. 183 00:10:32,815 --> 00:10:35,010 These women you have great relationships with... 184 00:10:35,184 --> 00:10:38,051 ...you're close to them, some of them you've known for years. 185 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:39,653 But you don't feel the need... 186 00:10:39,822 --> 00:10:45,260 ...to write a $45 check to the state of Maryland for a friendship certificate. 187 00:10:45,428 --> 00:10:47,089 -Yeah. No, I get that. -Right? 188 00:10:47,263 --> 00:10:50,323 Why should it be any different, you know, with me and you?. 189 00:10:50,499 --> 00:10:54,094 We're very happy, I love you, I'm committed to you... 190 00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,500 ...we have a great life, you know? 191 00:10:56,672 --> 00:10:57,696 Yes, you're right. 192 00:10:57,873 --> 00:11:00,967 Why can't we just be happy?. 193 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,804 You're right. 194 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:05,572 -I'm gonna get you some more tea. -Okay. 195 00:11:11,287 --> 00:11:13,482 [KlDS SHOUTlNG] 196 00:11:13,656 --> 00:11:15,817 RECORDlNG [ON PHONE] : Please enter your pass-- 197 00:11:15,991 --> 00:11:17,515 You have no messages. 198 00:11:17,693 --> 00:11:19,593 Main menu. To send a message-- 199 00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,161 [GROANS] 200 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:25,623 Okay, so clearly he hasn't called. 201 00:11:25,801 --> 00:11:27,598 Maybe he's away on business. 202 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,796 He sells real estate. In Baltimore. 203 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:33,305 -Staying in town is his business. -Right. 204 00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,205 Well, look, let me tell you. 205 00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:39,144 After I went out with Ben for the first time, he didn't call me for 1 1 days. 206 00:11:39,315 --> 00:11:41,840 Eleven days. And now he's the world's best husband. 207 00:11:42,017 --> 00:11:43,211 That happens all the time. 208 00:11:43,386 --> 00:11:44,614 -Really? -Really. 209 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,918 JANlNE: You want coffee? 210 00:11:47,089 --> 00:11:49,557 -I got you 2 percent. -Thanks. 211 00:11:54,096 --> 00:11:55,654 This is all your fault. 212 00:11:55,831 --> 00:11:57,662 What? Why? 213 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,357 You set us up. 214 00:11:59,535 --> 00:12:05,371 No. You asked me if I know any guys, and I gave Conor your phone number. 215 00:12:05,541 --> 00:12:07,168 That's not a setup. 216 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:10,141 When I do a setup, I weigh the pros and cons. 217 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,371 I do my due diligence. 218 00:12:12,548 --> 00:12:17,008 All I know about Conor is that he sold us this house. 219 00:12:20,556 --> 00:12:23,047 Seriously, stop. 220 00:12:23,893 --> 00:12:26,794 He said he always hangs out after work at the City Supper Club. 221 00:12:26,962 --> 00:12:29,192 Maybe I should do a little drive-by?. 222 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,364 Please don't. 223 00:12:32,368 --> 00:12:33,596 He'll call. 224 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,166 AMBER: Okay, I have a question: 225 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:42,935 Why'd they even invent caller lD?. 226 00:12:43,112 --> 00:12:45,376 It's, like, who is this service helping? 227 00:12:45,548 --> 00:12:47,413 I mean, for centuries.... 228 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:51,680 Okay, well maybe not centuries, but for, like, a lot and lot of years... 229 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:54,914 ...people have been answering their phone, not knowing who it is... 230 00:12:55,090 --> 00:12:57,524 ...and as far as I can tell, no one's died from that. 231 00:12:57,693 --> 00:13:02,392 And it's like if the police wanna know who placed a call, they could trace it. 232 00:13:02,565 --> 00:13:04,055 I mean, what am l, the police? 233 00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:07,964 This constant obsession with needing to know who's calling all the time... 234 00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:09,399 ...it's, like, so gross. 235 00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:13,201 Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know. 236 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,842 It's, like.... 237 00:13:15,611 --> 00:13:17,476 Look, all I'm saying... 238 00:13:18,414 --> 00:13:22,248 ...if a guy doesn't call me, I would like to reserve the right... 239 00:13:22,418 --> 00:13:25,444 ...to call him at 1 5-minute intervals until he picks up. 240 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:27,748 But if he looks down and sees my numbers... 241 00:13:27,923 --> 00:13:31,222 ...he's gonna think I'm some kind of psycho or something. 242 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:33,525 Which I'm not. 243 00:13:33,696 --> 00:13:35,391 Obviously. 244 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:36,963 [SHOWER RUNNlNG] 245 00:13:37,633 --> 00:13:40,466 [HUMAN LEAGUE'S "DON'T YOU WANT ME" PLAYS ON PHONE] 246 00:13:42,204 --> 00:13:44,035 Hello? 247 00:13:44,206 --> 00:13:45,696 Mom. 248 00:13:45,875 --> 00:13:47,809 I gotta call you back. 249 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,479 INSTRUCTOR: lnhale. Upward-facing dog. 250 00:13:52,648 --> 00:13:55,014 Look up towards the ceiling. 251 00:13:55,184 --> 00:13:57,948 Look up towards the ceiling. 252 00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,888 GlGl: He ordered more drinks for us when the waitress came. 253 00:14:01,056 --> 00:14:02,990 He remembered exactly what I wanted. 254 00:14:03,158 --> 00:14:05,649 He initiated the hug. He said it was nice meeting me. 255 00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:09,855 So wait. This was at the end of the date or the beginning of the date?. 256 00:14:10,032 --> 00:14:12,330 End. Why, does it matter? 257 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:15,834 Yeah. " Nice meeting you" at the beginning of the date, that's normal. 258 00:14:16,005 --> 00:14:18,269 " Nice meeting you" at the end of the date.... 259 00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:20,331 It could be a blowoff. 260 00:14:20,976 --> 00:14:22,375 Maybe it was at the beginning. 261 00:14:22,545 --> 00:14:25,605 Okay. That's fine. He's gonna call. 262 00:14:25,781 --> 00:14:27,214 Or maybe it was at the end. 263 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,442 Or maybe it was just nice to meet me. 264 00:14:29,618 --> 00:14:31,108 BETH: Help. 265 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,551 Hi. This is torture. 266 00:14:33,722 --> 00:14:36,657 How am I supposed to come up with something pithy and dynamic... 267 00:14:36,825 --> 00:14:38,292 ...to say about cinnamon blends?. 268 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,927 It's hard to focus on nutmeg... 269 00:14:40,095 --> 00:14:42,529 ...when the guy who might be the guy of my dreams... 270 00:14:42,698 --> 00:14:44,996 ...refuses to call me. 271 00:14:45,834 --> 00:14:47,768 After my first date with Neil... 272 00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:48,961 ...I called him. 273 00:14:49,772 --> 00:14:51,933 There are no rules anymore. 274 00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:55,702 And, I mean, why should you have to wait for him to get off his ass?. 275 00:15:00,215 --> 00:15:03,309 -It's ringing. -That's pretty standard. 276 00:15:03,485 --> 00:15:05,350 -Hey, you've reached Conor. -Yes! Voicemail. 277 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:08,354 -Leave a message, I'll get back to you. -Notes. 278 00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:10,355 " Hey, Conor, it's Gigi. 279 00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:12,494 I just thought, I hadn't heard from you... 280 00:15:12,661 --> 00:15:17,894 ...and how stupid is it that a gal has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?. " 281 00:15:19,868 --> 00:15:22,029 [MOUTHlNG] What does that say? What's that say? 282 00:15:23,405 --> 00:15:25,202 Because we're all equal, right? 283 00:15:25,374 --> 00:15:27,239 More than equal. 284 00:15:27,409 --> 00:15:30,242 More women are accepted into law school now than men. 285 00:15:30,412 --> 00:15:32,846 And, I mean, I don't know if you saw that Dateline... 286 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:35,677 ...but women practically have penises now, right? So.... 287 00:15:36,785 --> 00:15:37,809 Call me. 288 00:15:37,987 --> 00:15:40,455 Oh, this is Gigi. Call me. 289 00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:46,756 Don't worry, he's totally gonna call. 290 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:49,030 [SlGHS] 291 00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:05,812 What? 292 00:16:05,981 --> 00:16:09,280 How can there not be a dial tone? How can there not be a dial tone? 293 00:16:09,818 --> 00:16:11,877 No dial tone. Come here, dial tone. 294 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,282 WOMAN [ON PHONE] : Gigi, are you there? 295 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:14,820 Hello, Gigi? 296 00:16:14,990 --> 00:16:16,423 -Mom, is that you?. - Yes. 297 00:16:16,592 --> 00:16:20,255 -I can't talk now, I'll call you back. -Wait, I need you to-- 298 00:16:21,497 --> 00:16:22,589 [DlAL TONE] 299 00:16:27,503 --> 00:16:29,494 Hi, it's Janine. Leave a message. 300 00:16:29,672 --> 00:16:31,071 Hi, Janine, it's me. 301 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,366 Conor never called... 302 00:16:32,541 --> 00:16:37,274 ...so I'm on the precipice of staging a casual run-in at the City Supper Club. 303 00:16:37,446 --> 00:16:39,346 Pick up if you wanna stop me. 304 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:44,415 All right, I'm interpreting your silence as tacit compliance. Bye. 305 00:16:48,724 --> 00:16:50,282 BARTENDER: What's up, girl? -Hey. 306 00:16:50,459 --> 00:16:52,620 -How are you?. -Good. 307 00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,759 Knock, knock. 308 00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,300 Hey. 309 00:17:02,237 --> 00:17:03,704 So... 310 00:17:04,640 --> 00:17:07,006 ...here we are. Same shift again. 311 00:17:08,711 --> 00:17:11,441 I know. I make the schedule. Remember? 312 00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:15,014 Well, I figured it was no coincidence. 313 00:17:19,388 --> 00:17:21,049 I had... 314 00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,323 ...a good time the other night. 315 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:24,986 Yeah. 316 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,720 It's amazing where 1 0 shots of Patr�n will get you. 317 00:17:27,896 --> 00:17:29,420 [LAUGHS] 318 00:17:32,334 --> 00:17:33,494 So I was thinking... 319 00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,765 ...after work we could.... 320 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:38,830 You know.... 321 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:45,537 Look, Kelli Ann, what happened between us the other night was fun. 322 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:46,874 It was definitely fun. 323 00:17:47,049 --> 00:17:49,950 But we're way understaffed tonight. I even have to man the bar. 324 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,145 So that's why I scheduled you. 325 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,187 To work. 326 00:17:55,357 --> 00:17:56,984 So.... 327 00:17:59,361 --> 00:18:01,090 Are we good?. 328 00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:04,556 -Nope, we're good. -Okay. 329 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:05,961 Hey, oh, Kelli Ann. 330 00:18:06,135 --> 00:18:08,535 Hey, babe, could you get the door?. Thanks. 331 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:15,672 [UP-TEMPOED MUSlC PLAYlNG] 332 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,881 KELLl ANN: Hi. Are you joining us for dinner, or...?. 333 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,381 I'm meeting someone. A guy. 334 00:18:23,552 --> 00:18:25,019 KELLl ANN: Why? - Hm? 335 00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:27,052 Nothing. Sorry. For dinner? 336 00:18:28,824 --> 00:18:29,848 I'll wait at the bar. 337 00:18:31,393 --> 00:18:32,951 That's a great idea. 338 00:18:41,336 --> 00:18:42,701 What can I get you? 339 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,270 Oh, no, I'm meeting someone. 340 00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:47,135 Oh yeah?. What, you got a hot date?. 341 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,873 I don't know if you'd call it "hot." 342 00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:52,309 This guy Conor and l have only been out one time-- 343 00:18:52,481 --> 00:18:54,073 Wait, wait, wait. Conor Barry? 344 00:18:54,516 --> 00:18:55,540 Yeah. 345 00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,708 Conor's not coming in tonight. Thanks a lot. 346 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,446 Did he forget he was supposed to meet you here?. 347 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:04,490 Oh, see, when I said "meeting someone," I guess it was kind of a broad term. 348 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:06,685 A wide interpretation of the word "meeting." 349 00:19:06,862 --> 00:19:08,921 Right. You know what? I'll call him. 350 00:19:09,097 --> 00:19:12,260 Oh, no. I mean, just totally unnecessary. 351 00:19:14,436 --> 00:19:15,733 Okay. 352 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,701 I just was actually in the area... 353 00:19:17,873 --> 00:19:21,138 ...and so I just figured I'd swing by and see if he was around. 354 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:25,610 Because I had to return his pen. 355 00:19:26,048 --> 00:19:27,879 Had to return this pen. He left this. 356 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:33,010 And I just thought I should really return it before he, you know, freaks out. 357 00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:35,617 Yeah. Okay, I'll get it to him. 358 00:19:36,558 --> 00:19:37,616 Thanks. 359 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:43,463 "Wilson Ward, DDS, Adult, Child and Geriatric Dentistry." 360 00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:47,900 Look, I'm not going to judge what may or may not be important to someone. 361 00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:50,595 Yeah. That's not even his dentist, though. 362 00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,501 Oh, really. Who is?. 363 00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,967 My dad. 364 00:20:01,083 --> 00:20:02,209 Oh. 365 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:08,753 I'm Gigi. I went out with Conor last week. 366 00:20:08,924 --> 00:20:11,324 And I just.... 367 00:20:13,095 --> 00:20:15,928 I thought if I just ran into him.... 368 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,858 I don't know. I'm gonna go. 369 00:20:20,035 --> 00:20:21,662 Wait. 370 00:20:21,837 --> 00:20:22,861 Wait, just-- 371 00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,131 Hang out for a second. Let me buy you a drink. 372 00:20:25,841 --> 00:20:28,867 One drink. Okay?. 373 00:20:29,711 --> 00:20:32,976 Give me two seconds, I'll be right back. 374 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:38,715 ALEX: Look, you seem like a cool girl, so I'm just gonna be honest with you. 375 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:41,185 Conor's never gonna call you. 376 00:20:41,356 --> 00:20:43,950 Oh, really. How do you know?. 377 00:20:44,126 --> 00:20:46,651 Because I'm a guy, and it's just how we do it. 378 00:20:46,828 --> 00:20:48,295 He said it was nice meeting me. 379 00:20:48,463 --> 00:20:50,988 I don't care if he said you were his favorite female... 380 00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:53,498 ...since his mommy and Joanie Cunningham. 381 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,832 Over a week went by, okay, Gigi?. And he didn't call you. 382 00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,633 But maybe he did call and I didn't get the message. 383 00:20:59,808 --> 00:21:01,207 Or maybe he lost my number... 384 00:21:01,376 --> 00:21:05,403 ...or he's out of town, or got hit by a cab, or his grandma died. 385 00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,572 Or he didn't call because he has no interest in seeing you again. 386 00:21:10,552 --> 00:21:14,181 Yeah. But my friend Terri once went out with a guy who never called. 387 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:15,914 She totally wrote him off. 388 00:21:16,091 --> 00:21:17,786 -Over a year goes by. -Right. 389 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,621 She ran into him, and it ended up that-- 390 00:21:19,795 --> 00:21:22,457 Your friend Terri's an idiot. She's also the exception... 391 00:21:23,098 --> 00:21:24,622 ...by the way. The rare exception. 392 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,667 Okay. Okay. But what if I'm the exception?. 393 00:21:27,836 --> 00:21:30,600 No, you're not. You're not at all. In fact, you're the rule. 394 00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:35,175 And the rule is this: If a guy doesn't call you, he doesn't wanna call you. 395 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:36,971 -Really? -Yeah. 396 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,942 -Always?. -Yeah, always. 397 00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:43,141 Look, I know what blowing off a woman looks like, okay?. 398 00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,786 I do it early, I do it often. 399 00:21:45,954 --> 00:21:50,414 So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you like he doesn't give a shit... 400 00:21:50,592 --> 00:21:53,083 ...he genuinely doesn't give a shit. 401 00:21:53,261 --> 00:21:55,126 No exceptions. 402 00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:07,035 Thank you. 403 00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:10,335 Given me a lot to think about. 404 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,686 GlGl: Morning, morning. MAN: Excuse me. 405 00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:20,014 -Hi. -Hi. 406 00:22:20,188 --> 00:22:21,450 Everything okay?. 407 00:22:21,623 --> 00:22:22,749 Oh, I was up all night. 408 00:22:22,924 --> 00:22:24,949 Please say you were working on the nutmeg copy. 409 00:22:25,127 --> 00:22:28,255 Sure. It's basically done. I have to tell you something important. 410 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,295 JANlNE: Sweetie?. What's going on with your hair?. 411 00:22:30,465 --> 00:22:33,798 Yeah, come here before people see you have a mini muffin in your hair. 412 00:22:33,969 --> 00:22:35,630 Okay. 413 00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:37,135 So.... 414 00:22:39,708 --> 00:22:42,472 Thank you. I think I figured it out. 415 00:22:43,211 --> 00:22:45,771 Remember that notary public who cheated on me? 416 00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:49,246 Then Anastasia told me her boyfriend cheated on her at the beginning... 417 00:22:49,418 --> 00:22:52,512 ...but then he changed and now they're married and crazy in love?. 418 00:22:53,155 --> 00:22:55,555 -I thought that guy was a process server. -No, notary. 419 00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:58,659 Anyway, my point is, Anastasia's the exception, not the rule. 420 00:22:58,827 --> 00:23:00,795 We have to stop listening to these stories. 421 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:04,022 The rule is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much. 422 00:23:04,900 --> 00:23:08,427 -Okay. -Okay, so Exhibit A: 423 00:23:08,603 --> 00:23:11,401 Chad, the drummer who lived in a storage space. 424 00:23:11,573 --> 00:23:15,407 He only used me for rides, and yet I continued to stalk him for most of 1 998. 425 00:23:15,577 --> 00:23:18,102 And then.... Oh, there was Don... 426 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,841 ...who broke up with me every Friday so that he could have his weekends free. 427 00:23:22,017 --> 00:23:23,917 I was delusional about that relationship. 428 00:23:24,086 --> 00:23:26,577 I'd refer to him as my husband to my dental hygienist. 429 00:23:26,755 --> 00:23:29,019 And all of my friends used to tell me stories... 430 00:23:29,191 --> 00:23:31,819 ...about how things might work out with these dipshits... 431 00:23:31,993 --> 00:23:34,791 ...because they knew someone who dated a dipshit like mine... 432 00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:36,931 ...and that girl ended up getting married. 433 00:23:37,099 --> 00:23:40,159 But that's the exception. We're not the exception, we're the rule. 434 00:23:45,707 --> 00:23:48,972 Okay, let me just see if I understand. 435 00:23:49,411 --> 00:23:50,844 So what you're saying is... 436 00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:54,311 ...if I hear a story about a girl who's been with a guy for 1 3 years... 437 00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:57,008 ...and he finally married her, that's the exception. 438 00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,812 Yes. 439 00:23:58,987 --> 00:24:01,854 But the rule are guys like Neil... 440 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:05,956 ...who are with girls like me... 441 00:24:06,128 --> 00:24:08,653 ...for seven years and aren't married... 442 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:10,388 ...they're never getting married. 443 00:24:10,832 --> 00:24:12,231 -No. -No. 444 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,924 -No, no, no. No, no, no. -No. 445 00:24:14,102 --> 00:24:17,970 -It's not what she meant in that-- -No, it's got nothing to do with you. 446 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:20,267 I absolutely was not talking about you. 447 00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:24,378 -These are specific relationship situations. -I was talking about myself specifically. 448 00:24:24,546 --> 00:24:27,140 GlGl: Just me specifically, you know?. 449 00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:34,248 This guy is, like, impossible not to like, you know?. 450 00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:37,687 He's flirting with me pretty heavily outside of the Handy Mart... 451 00:24:37,859 --> 00:24:41,955 ...and, you know, everything just kind of lines up, it's really magical. 452 00:24:42,130 --> 00:24:44,121 And then he tells me that he's married. 453 00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:46,733 Which, of course, I should be pissed about, right? 454 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,928 But I just can't stop thinking about him. 455 00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:51,299 But he's married. 456 00:24:51,473 --> 00:24:54,909 I know, I realize that. I don't know what's wrong with me. 457 00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,338 What's wrong with me? 458 00:24:57,879 --> 00:24:59,369 Okay. 459 00:24:59,548 --> 00:25:02,312 I know this guy, he works in my dad's printing business. 460 00:25:02,484 --> 00:25:07,080 And he was married for 1 5 years to a nice lady. 461 00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:11,954 And one night he meets this woman at some church event. 462 00:25:12,127 --> 00:25:16,461 And he tells my dad that he's never felt anything like it before. 463 00:25:17,132 --> 00:25:19,999 That he had finally met the one. 464 00:25:20,168 --> 00:25:21,931 So he divorced his wife... 465 00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:25,368 ...and he's been with this other woman for 22 years... 466 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:27,838 ...and they're insanely happy. 467 00:25:28,009 --> 00:25:30,603 I mean, what if you meet the love of your life... 468 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,872 ...but you already married someone else?. 469 00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:35,175 Are you supposed to let them pass you by?. 470 00:25:37,519 --> 00:25:40,955 You're right. Okay. 471 00:25:41,656 --> 00:25:42,782 I'm gonna call him. 472 00:25:43,592 --> 00:25:45,116 Okay. 473 00:26:00,475 --> 00:26:02,966 BEN: Hello? -Hey, Ben. This is Anna Marks. 474 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:05,544 Hey, Anna. What's up? 475 00:26:05,714 --> 00:26:08,808 Nothing, I was just-- I was taking you up on your offer. 476 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:13,421 I know you said you had a couple of contacts you thought could help me. 477 00:26:13,588 --> 00:26:18,855 And I thought maybe we could talk about it over coffee or something like that. 478 00:26:22,030 --> 00:26:24,294 Look, I just.... 479 00:26:26,134 --> 00:26:28,102 I can 't, Anna. 480 00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:31,762 You seemed great. I just-- I don 't know. 481 00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:33,908 I should probably go. 482 00:26:34,075 --> 00:26:35,770 Take care, though. Bye. 483 00:26:43,652 --> 00:26:44,778 -Hey. -Hey. 484 00:26:44,953 --> 00:26:46,352 -I'm psyched you called. -Cool. 485 00:26:46,521 --> 00:26:48,955 Kind of given up on you when you didn't call me back. 486 00:26:49,124 --> 00:26:50,785 I was just thinking about you. 487 00:26:50,959 --> 00:26:52,756 -Want a glass of wine?. -Sure. 488 00:26:52,927 --> 00:26:54,758 Okay, what were the categories again?. 489 00:26:54,929 --> 00:26:56,760 Four categories: 490 00:26:56,931 --> 00:27:00,492 Smart, sexy, funny and cute. 491 00:27:00,669 --> 00:27:02,830 But you can only be two things. 492 00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:07,338 Like Sarah Jessica Parker would be funny and sexy. 493 00:27:07,509 --> 00:27:09,477 Bill Clinton would be smart and sexy. 494 00:27:09,644 --> 00:27:11,475 I can't believe you're hot for Clinton. 495 00:27:11,646 --> 00:27:13,170 Go. What am l?. 496 00:27:13,348 --> 00:27:14,508 Wait, what was I again? 497 00:27:14,683 --> 00:27:16,514 You're smart and cute. 498 00:27:16,685 --> 00:27:19,711 Okay, you are sexy, very sexy. 499 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:21,412 And cute. 500 00:27:22,357 --> 00:27:24,086 No, you can't-- 501 00:27:24,259 --> 00:27:26,386 Sexy and cute are both in the looks column. 502 00:27:26,561 --> 00:27:28,324 Nobody wants to be all in one column. 503 00:27:28,496 --> 00:27:32,455 I sound like a jackass if I say you're all four, which obviously you are. 504 00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:34,829 Especially sexy. 505 00:27:35,003 --> 00:27:36,834 ANNA: You're the best. 506 00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,567 I better go. 507 00:27:43,945 --> 00:27:47,938 Okay, well, you know you could stay here if you want. 508 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:50,381 What? It's been a while. 509 00:27:50,552 --> 00:27:52,281 No, I can't. 510 00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:54,888 I can't stay, I'm totally-- 511 00:27:55,056 --> 00:27:56,648 I'm totally, totally fried. 512 00:27:56,825 --> 00:27:58,019 Is that okay? 513 00:27:58,193 --> 00:27:59,626 Yeah. 514 00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:05,757 I'll see you later. 515 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,367 Bye. 516 00:28:12,974 --> 00:28:15,067 [HAMMERlNG] 517 00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,304 NElL: Hey. 518 00:28:19,914 --> 00:28:21,438 That look straight to you? 519 00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:23,811 Why are you hanging that?. 520 00:28:24,753 --> 00:28:27,847 Because you asked me to about three weeks ago. 521 00:28:28,022 --> 00:28:30,217 I'm getting around to it. 522 00:28:30,392 --> 00:28:32,417 Why? You don't want it here? 523 00:28:32,594 --> 00:28:34,289 No, I love it there. But just stop. 524 00:28:34,929 --> 00:28:36,920 Why?. Is it the painting?. 525 00:28:37,098 --> 00:28:42,058 You know, I know, it looks kind of like a deflated boob here. 526 00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:43,534 Right? I know. 527 00:28:43,705 --> 00:28:46,173 It's gonna be depressing. Should I take it down?. 528 00:28:47,375 --> 00:28:50,208 No, I want you to stop doing anything nice. 529 00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:54,376 This feels like a trick. 530 00:28:54,549 --> 00:28:56,016 -No. -No? 531 00:28:56,184 --> 00:29:00,177 No, I just-- I just need you to stop being nice to me... 532 00:29:00,355 --> 00:29:02,346 ...unless you're gonna marry me after. 533 00:29:02,524 --> 00:29:03,889 [CHUCKLES] 534 00:29:04,058 --> 00:29:06,049 Is that funny? 535 00:29:06,227 --> 00:29:07,694 Do you think that's funny?. 536 00:29:09,230 --> 00:29:11,221 No, I guess it's not funny. 537 00:29:11,399 --> 00:29:13,333 See, you can't keep being nice to me... 538 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:17,198 ...and I can't keep pretending that this is something that it's not. 539 00:29:17,572 --> 00:29:20,666 We've been together for over seven years. 540 00:29:20,842 --> 00:29:22,366 You know me, you know who I am. 541 00:29:22,544 --> 00:29:25,377 You either wanna marry me or you don't. 542 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:30,248 Or there's the possibility... 543 00:29:30,485 --> 00:29:33,750 ...that I mean it when I say I don't believe in marriage-- 544 00:29:33,922 --> 00:29:35,389 Bullshit. 545 00:29:35,557 --> 00:29:36,581 Bullshit. 546 00:29:36,758 --> 00:29:39,090 Come on, it's bullshit for every woman... 547 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:42,855 ...that has been told by some man that he doesn't believe in marriage... 548 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:48,492 ...and then six months later he's married to some 24-year-old that he met at a gym. 549 00:29:48,670 --> 00:29:50,570 It's just-- It's bullshit. 550 00:29:50,738 --> 00:29:52,205 Where is this coming from? 551 00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:55,399 From the place I've been hiding from you for about five years. 552 00:29:55,577 --> 00:29:56,601 Okay. 553 00:29:56,778 --> 00:29:59,372 Five years, because I haven't wanted to seem demanding. 554 00:29:59,547 --> 00:30:04,143 And I haven't wanted to seem clingy or psycho. 555 00:30:04,886 --> 00:30:06,444 Or whatever. 556 00:30:06,621 --> 00:30:08,748 So I haven't asked you. 557 00:30:10,058 --> 00:30:11,821 But l.... 558 00:30:13,928 --> 00:30:15,725 I have to. 559 00:30:17,198 --> 00:30:19,029 I mean... 560 00:30:21,636 --> 00:30:24,503 ...are you ever gonna marry me?. 561 00:30:42,724 --> 00:30:45,158 Oh, I can't do this anymore. 562 00:31:02,977 --> 00:31:05,138 ANGELA: I used to think that I had never been dumped. 563 00:31:05,313 --> 00:31:07,304 Yeah, then we started comparing notes. 564 00:31:07,482 --> 00:31:11,509 Then we realized we've both been dumped by every man we've ever been with. 565 00:31:11,686 --> 00:31:13,313 -Every one. -Yeah. 566 00:31:13,488 --> 00:31:16,013 -But they do it so skillfully. -Mm-hm. 567 00:31:16,190 --> 00:31:19,523 They just so sneaky that you think it was your idea. 568 00:31:19,694 --> 00:31:21,924 Yeah. You're sitting back and you're like: 569 00:31:22,096 --> 00:31:25,964 "Oh, yeah. This my idea. But wait a second, why am I alone? " 570 00:31:26,134 --> 00:31:28,625 "Why am I unhappy?. Why have I gained 20 pounds?. " 571 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,203 -They Jedi mind-trick you. -Yes, they do. 572 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:32,805 -So they do a soft pass. -Yeah. 573 00:31:32,974 --> 00:31:35,033 They got little lines they like to tell you. 574 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:37,074 Like, " I don't wanna stand in your way." 575 00:31:37,245 --> 00:31:40,646 Or, "You're perfect, it's just I have to work on myself." 576 00:31:40,815 --> 00:31:42,874 Right. "I'm just thinking of your happiness." 577 00:31:43,051 --> 00:31:45,645 "Oh, I don't deserve you." That's my favorite one. 578 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,219 You know the other one I like? 579 00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:49,856 "l am so jealous of the guy who gets to marry you." 580 00:31:50,024 --> 00:31:51,821 -Well, that could have been you. -Yeah. 581 00:31:51,993 --> 00:31:53,688 That's what I was leaning towards. 582 00:31:53,861 --> 00:31:55,829 Yeah. And the second you hear that... 583 00:31:55,997 --> 00:31:58,989 ...run to the store, get yourself some ribs and some ice cream... 584 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:00,896 ...because you have been dumped. 585 00:32:01,469 --> 00:32:03,494 Hey Anna, it's Ben. 586 00:32:03,671 --> 00:32:06,572 Listen, I know it's been a while since you called. 587 00:32:06,741 --> 00:32:09,835 It's just-- It took me by surprise. 588 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,411 But I did offer to help you with your career... 589 00:32:12,580 --> 00:32:14,673 ...and I don't see why I can't do that, right?. 590 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,441 So why don't you give me a call... 591 00:32:16,618 --> 00:32:19,143 ...and maybe you can come by the office or something. 592 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:21,811 Okay?. All right, take care. Bye. 593 00:32:21,990 --> 00:32:23,116 JANlNE: Hey, you. 594 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:25,316 Oh, shit. 595 00:32:25,493 --> 00:32:28,428 -What? -You scared me. 596 00:32:28,596 --> 00:32:30,427 -You okay? -Yeah. 597 00:32:30,598 --> 00:32:32,429 Everything's fine. 598 00:32:32,734 --> 00:32:33,996 Are you smoking again?. 599 00:32:34,168 --> 00:32:36,227 No, sweetie, I'm not smoking. 600 00:32:36,404 --> 00:32:37,428 Why? 601 00:32:37,605 --> 00:32:39,095 You get jumpy when you smoke. 602 00:32:39,273 --> 00:32:40,865 I'm not smoking, I promise. 603 00:32:41,042 --> 00:32:43,101 No, I was just sitting here... 604 00:32:43,277 --> 00:32:46,940 ...trying to picture what this room's gonna look like when it's finished. 605 00:32:47,115 --> 00:32:48,377 -I like that game. -You do? 606 00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:49,948 Yeah. 607 00:32:51,052 --> 00:32:53,577 What color did you picture? 608 00:32:53,755 --> 00:32:55,723 That's where I got stuck. 609 00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:57,289 Yeah. 610 00:32:58,426 --> 00:33:00,394 I was thinking... 611 00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,692 ...maybe yellow. 612 00:33:04,365 --> 00:33:07,266 -Yellow? Okay. -Yeah. I mean, it's neutral. 613 00:33:07,435 --> 00:33:11,269 -Mm-hm. -Yeah. So it could be whatever. 614 00:33:11,439 --> 00:33:14,931 It could be an office, it could be a guest room... 615 00:33:15,109 --> 00:33:17,805 ...a gym, a baby's room.... 616 00:33:17,979 --> 00:33:19,742 [LAUGHS] 617 00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:24,550 Wait, did you mean "neutral," or "gender-neutral"?. 618 00:33:24,719 --> 00:33:28,280 -I don't know what you're talking about. -Oh, really?. 619 00:33:30,224 --> 00:33:32,920 I know we said we'd wait to talk about it. 620 00:33:33,094 --> 00:33:34,823 BEN: Uh-huh. -Mm-hm. 621 00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:41,431 But I think that we're almost ready to start talking about it. 622 00:33:53,481 --> 00:33:55,779 [UP-TEMPOED MUSlC PLAYlNG] 623 00:33:57,819 --> 00:34:00,379 JARRAD: So that's the last time I do anything pro bono. 624 00:34:00,555 --> 00:34:01,817 [GlGl LAUGHS] 625 00:34:03,658 --> 00:34:06,650 Well, ladies, I guess I have to get back to the office. 626 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:10,492 You go back to the office after happy hour? What's happy about that? 627 00:34:10,665 --> 00:34:12,223 I met you. 628 00:34:14,535 --> 00:34:17,026 I would love to call you sometime. Do you have a card? 629 00:34:18,873 --> 00:34:20,033 -Of course. -Oh, great. 630 00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:23,371 Here is my info. 631 00:34:24,378 --> 00:34:26,471 -Nice to meet you, Janine. -Nice to meet you. 632 00:34:27,181 --> 00:34:28,876 Look forward to hearing from you, Gigi. 633 00:34:31,085 --> 00:34:32,575 Oh, wait. 634 00:34:34,021 --> 00:34:35,318 So... 635 00:34:35,723 --> 00:34:37,156 ...how are we doing this? 636 00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:40,317 Are you hearing from me or am I getting a call?. 637 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,519 What? 638 00:34:42,029 --> 00:34:43,690 You said you'd love to call me... 639 00:34:43,865 --> 00:34:46,766 ...but then you said, "Look forward to hearing from you," and-- 640 00:34:46,934 --> 00:34:48,834 You see how that's kind of confusing? 641 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,870 Yeah, look, we'll talk. We'll get in touch. 642 00:34:53,241 --> 00:34:55,368 You did it again. Very vague. 643 00:34:55,543 --> 00:34:58,205 You know what?. Let's just say that you'll call me... 644 00:34:58,379 --> 00:35:00,973 ...and then we can skip all the nonsense. 645 00:35:01,149 --> 00:35:03,014 Goodbye, Gigi. 646 00:35:13,094 --> 00:35:16,757 -He was cute. -Yeah, please don't cyber-stalk him. 647 00:35:19,233 --> 00:35:20,791 What are you doing?. 648 00:35:20,968 --> 00:35:22,128 I'm not calling him. 649 00:35:22,303 --> 00:35:24,601 If he wants to see me, he'll call. 650 00:35:24,839 --> 00:35:26,067 Wow. 651 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,266 That guy Alex really made an impression on you. 652 00:35:29,443 --> 00:35:30,637 Was he hot? 653 00:35:30,812 --> 00:35:33,337 No. He was just... 654 00:35:33,548 --> 00:35:34,708 ...right. 655 00:35:36,350 --> 00:35:37,715 Morning. 656 00:35:37,885 --> 00:35:39,477 Morning, Ryan. 657 00:35:39,654 --> 00:35:42,521 A surprise mocha venti just because you're so awesome. 658 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:45,124 -Love you. -Love you. 659 00:35:46,093 --> 00:35:47,390 Good morning. 660 00:35:57,705 --> 00:35:59,798 Okay. 661 00:36:03,477 --> 00:36:04,501 So?. 662 00:36:05,546 --> 00:36:06,604 Oh, hi. 663 00:36:12,220 --> 00:36:14,415 -He asked me out. NATHAN: Oh, my God. He called? 664 00:36:15,923 --> 00:36:18,118 MARY: Well.... -He e-mailed? 665 00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:19,782 -No. BRUCE: What? 666 00:36:19,961 --> 00:36:21,986 Left his calling card with your lady-in-waiting?. 667 00:36:23,664 --> 00:36:26,963 -He MySpaced me. -Ouch. 668 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:31,500 -Oh. -Oh, girl, I don't know about that. 669 00:36:31,672 --> 00:36:35,301 My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call. 670 00:36:36,244 --> 00:36:38,712 Well, what am I supposed to do? 671 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:40,507 I mean, things have changed. 672 00:36:40,681 --> 00:36:43,013 People don't meet each other organically anymore. 673 00:36:43,184 --> 00:36:47,143 If I would like to make myself seem more attractive to the opposite sex... 674 00:36:47,321 --> 00:36:50,381 ...I don't go and get a new haircut, I update my profile. 675 00:36:50,558 --> 00:36:52,458 That's just the way it is, you know?. 676 00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:53,651 [PHONE RlNGlNG] 677 00:36:53,828 --> 00:36:55,022 NATHAN: Yeah, she's right. 678 00:36:55,196 --> 00:36:57,460 Back, back, back, back. 679 00:36:58,733 --> 00:37:00,530 Ad sales, this is Mary. 680 00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:04,865 Hi, Mary, this is Conor, Anna's friend, or whatever. 681 00:37:05,039 --> 00:37:06,063 Hi. 682 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,965 So, what'd you think?. 683 00:37:09,143 --> 00:37:11,475 Looking at it right now. I'm not sure about this. 684 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:12,908 Oh, you have to trust me. 685 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,640 It's a burgeoning market, you're gonna make a fortune. 686 00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,944 I know. Did you have to put me with the massage ads?. 687 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:22,681 Well, it was either that or the page with the personals, so.... 688 00:37:22,857 --> 00:37:24,722 This page gets a lot of action. 689 00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:26,723 Yeah, I guess you're right. 690 00:37:26,894 --> 00:37:28,555 Hey, have you spoken to Anna lately?. 691 00:37:28,729 --> 00:37:30,356 Yeah. 692 00:37:32,266 --> 00:37:33,893 Okay. 693 00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:37,366 All right, Mary, I'll talk to you soon. Thank you. 694 00:37:37,538 --> 00:37:38,971 Bye. 695 00:37:39,707 --> 00:37:42,835 PAlGE: What I'm trying to show you is that there's a difference. 696 00:37:43,511 --> 00:37:44,808 There is a difference. 697 00:37:44,979 --> 00:37:48,813 BETH: Hey, how did you get Aunt Linda to sew these dresses in two weeks?. 698 00:37:48,983 --> 00:37:50,211 PAlGE: She wanted to do it. 699 00:37:50,384 --> 00:37:53,751 LAURA: Really?. She told me she felt like an old lndonesian lady in a sweat shop. 700 00:37:53,921 --> 00:37:55,684 -ls that not right? PAlGE: No, she didn't. 701 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:56,948 LAURA: No? 702 00:37:57,124 --> 00:38:01,356 BETH: What's the--?. Why the big rush to get married?. 703 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:05,863 PAlGE: Because I am not having my wedding during a gross Baltimore winter... 704 00:38:06,033 --> 00:38:07,898 ...and I am not waiting till spring. 705 00:38:08,069 --> 00:38:10,060 You are so pregnant. 706 00:38:10,237 --> 00:38:11,761 PAlGE: Oh, God, I'm not pregnant. 707 00:38:11,939 --> 00:38:13,907 I'm not pregnant. That's ridiculous. 708 00:38:14,075 --> 00:38:16,270 -Chug a beer then. PAlGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer. 709 00:38:16,444 --> 00:38:17,468 CATHERlNE: Chug a beer. 710 00:38:17,645 --> 00:38:19,374 PAlGE: We're in love, you assholes. 711 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:23,108 That's what people do when they're in love, they get married. 712 00:38:25,953 --> 00:38:29,548 But you know what?. Not everybody gets married, you know?. 713 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:33,216 There are many people who never get married. 714 00:38:33,728 --> 00:38:36,026 Well, thanks for the inspirational pep talk. 715 00:38:36,197 --> 00:38:40,258 What she meant to say was that it's fine that you broke up with Neil. 716 00:38:40,434 --> 00:38:41,458 Right. 717 00:38:41,635 --> 00:38:44,399 Tons of people make the choice to be alone. They're happy. 718 00:38:45,306 --> 00:38:47,001 Look at Al Pacino. 719 00:38:47,174 --> 00:38:50,439 Never been married, happy as a clam. 720 00:38:50,611 --> 00:38:54,240 Would that--? Am l--? Would I be Al Pacino in this scenario? 721 00:38:54,415 --> 00:38:56,508 No, Bethie, we just-- We want you to be happy. 722 00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:59,977 Well, then you should have rethought the coral. 723 00:39:00,154 --> 00:39:02,054 LAURA: Oh, her face. 724 00:39:02,223 --> 00:39:03,656 -Your face. -Don't make her cry. 725 00:39:03,824 --> 00:39:05,815 I'm sick of these coral jokes. 726 00:39:05,993 --> 00:39:08,928 I know, you're sensitive. Trust me, I get it. 727 00:39:09,096 --> 00:39:12,691 Hey, why don't you have dinner with me and Steven and the kids... 728 00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:14,391 ...then you can just stay over--?. 729 00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:16,934 Why'd she wanna hang out with you and your husband?. 730 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:18,696 The last thing I'd feel like doing. 731 00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:20,773 If being in this wedding is too painful-- 732 00:39:20,941 --> 00:39:24,570 Oh, God, you guys. Please, stop it. Relax, relax. 733 00:39:25,046 --> 00:39:27,344 That's enough, okay?. Seriously, you guys, I'm f-- 734 00:39:27,515 --> 00:39:31,679 I've gone through breakups before. If you remember, I handle them quite well. 735 00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:36,186 You've been there, you've seen it. I'm perfectly capable of doing this. 736 00:39:36,357 --> 00:39:37,949 I can do it again. 737 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,320 I want you to stop worrying about me. 738 00:39:40,494 --> 00:39:42,359 I'm fine. 739 00:39:43,230 --> 00:39:45,357 BEN: I know it's here somewhere. 740 00:39:45,533 --> 00:39:50,596 I spoke with George Lane in Music. He had a whole list of references for you. 741 00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:55,908 Well, that's okay. You can just call me when you find it. 742 00:39:58,446 --> 00:40:01,711 I swear I didn't lure you here under false pretenses. 743 00:40:01,882 --> 00:40:03,611 I know. 744 00:40:03,784 --> 00:40:05,149 A girl can dream, though. 745 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,215 You're just too good a guy. 746 00:40:15,362 --> 00:40:16,351 [SlGHS] 747 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:19,192 Why are you married again?. 748 00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:20,627 [LAUGHS] 749 00:40:21,669 --> 00:40:23,296 Seriously, why?. 750 00:40:23,471 --> 00:40:26,167 No, I really think that it would be good for me to know... 751 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:29,207 ...why you cannot live without this other woman. 752 00:40:30,644 --> 00:40:35,775 Well, we'd been together since college and she gave me an ultimatum. 753 00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:39,545 She said, "Either we get married or we break up." 754 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:41,085 So we got married. 755 00:40:41,922 --> 00:40:44,220 Wow. You caved. 756 00:40:46,460 --> 00:40:47,586 It's complicated. 757 00:40:48,062 --> 00:40:49,495 Really? 758 00:40:51,031 --> 00:40:55,058 What?. You're a dick if you date a girl for too long and don't marry her. 759 00:40:55,636 --> 00:40:58,730 You marry her and you're an asshole for marrying before you're ready. 760 00:40:58,906 --> 00:41:02,342 I mean, shit, I don't know. 761 00:41:11,352 --> 00:41:12,717 [SlGHS] 762 00:41:15,656 --> 00:41:17,385 You're really hot. 763 00:41:18,259 --> 00:41:21,092 And I am obviously attracted to you. 764 00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:25,696 So I think the best I can do is... 765 00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:30,433 ...eventually find this piece of paper and call you... 766 00:41:31,105 --> 00:41:34,734 ...and hope to just help you out in your career in some small way. 767 00:41:45,753 --> 00:41:46,777 Hi. 768 00:41:46,954 --> 00:41:49,081 Hi. What's going on? 769 00:41:49,990 --> 00:41:51,821 [HAMMERlNG] 770 00:41:57,965 --> 00:41:59,660 Javier. 771 00:42:01,435 --> 00:42:04,996 Javier, I thought we talked about tarping the furniture. 772 00:42:43,477 --> 00:42:45,672 [PHONE RlNGS] 773 00:42:47,248 --> 00:42:48,272 City Supper. 774 00:42:48,449 --> 00:42:50,314 Hi, this is Gigi. Is Alex there? 775 00:42:50,484 --> 00:42:51,951 Hold on. 776 00:42:52,119 --> 00:42:53,916 -Alex?. -Yo. 777 00:42:54,088 --> 00:42:56,022 -Drinks are good? MAN: Yeah, one more. 778 00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:58,181 -Hello?. -Hi, this is Gigi. 779 00:42:58,359 --> 00:43:00,190 -Gigi?. -Gigi Phillips. 780 00:43:00,361 --> 00:43:02,989 -Huh? -l, um... 781 00:43:03,163 --> 00:43:04,653 ...had the dentist pen. 782 00:43:04,832 --> 00:43:06,993 Right. Hey. How you doing? 783 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,965 -I'm really sorry to bug you. -That's okay. 784 00:43:10,137 --> 00:43:13,334 You had some really good insights and I wanted to ask you a question. 785 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:15,998 Okay, look, now I need to be harsh with you. 786 00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:18,701 Conor's never gonna be interested in you, Geege. 787 00:43:18,879 --> 00:43:21,905 No, I know. This is about Jarrad. 788 00:43:22,082 --> 00:43:23,174 Jarrad. 789 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:26,251 So we meet at happy hour and he's completely charming-- 790 00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:30,356 Hey, give me two seconds, okay?. Two seconds, hold on. 791 00:43:40,634 --> 00:43:41,658 Let me guess. He said: 792 00:43:41,835 --> 00:43:44,269 "The only thing happy about this hour is you." 793 00:43:45,806 --> 00:43:48,297 He might have used some derivative of that. 794 00:43:48,475 --> 00:43:50,568 [CHUCKLES] 795 00:43:51,178 --> 00:43:55,137 So he says he's going to call, but then he gives me his card and he says-- 796 00:43:55,316 --> 00:43:56,806 Oh, he's not interested. 797 00:43:56,984 --> 00:43:59,782 -You don't even know if he's called. -Oh, did he?. 798 00:44:00,387 --> 00:44:01,411 No. 799 00:44:01,955 --> 00:44:04,947 -But I honestly think he's expect-- -Okay. 800 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:09,425 Gigi, he is not interested. 801 00:44:09,596 --> 00:44:10,654 [KNOCKlNG ON DOOR] 802 00:44:10,831 --> 00:44:12,025 Alex, this is jacked. 803 00:44:12,199 --> 00:44:14,963 The hostess is giving me shit for not wearing a black shirt. 804 00:44:15,135 --> 00:44:16,534 -It's not black. -Look at it. 805 00:44:16,704 --> 00:44:19,673 Not a black shirt. I see it. It's not black. 806 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:21,501 This shit is black. 807 00:44:24,778 --> 00:44:28,612 If a guy gives you his phone number instead of taking yours, he's not interested. 808 00:44:28,782 --> 00:44:30,374 He took mine first. Then he gave-- 809 00:44:30,551 --> 00:44:34,009 And also, if a guy wants to see you, believe me, he will see you. 810 00:44:36,123 --> 00:44:39,991 I once called 55 Lauren Bells until I got the right one. 811 00:44:40,661 --> 00:44:41,855 That's cute. 812 00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:43,087 What happened? 813 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:46,721 Oh, yeah, as it turns out, her ass looked really huge in the daylight. 814 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,390 [GlGl LAUGHS] 815 00:44:48,569 --> 00:44:51,504 Is it your sensitivity that makes you so popular with women?. 816 00:44:51,839 --> 00:44:54,171 Don't call him. He doesn't like you. 817 00:44:54,641 --> 00:44:56,336 Don't tiptoe around my feelings. 818 00:44:56,510 --> 00:44:59,138 -Well, I'm just trying to help. -I know. Thank you. 819 00:44:59,313 --> 00:45:00,746 Sure. 820 00:45:00,914 --> 00:45:03,678 I gotta get back to work, but good luck. 821 00:45:03,851 --> 00:45:05,648 Okay, bye. 822 00:45:10,057 --> 00:45:11,285 Hey, buddy, you home?. 823 00:45:11,458 --> 00:45:13,688 CONOR: Yeah. Come on in. 824 00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:18,793 Hey, you want a beer?. 825 00:45:20,434 --> 00:45:22,595 Or an apple martini?. 826 00:45:22,770 --> 00:45:24,101 Oh, that's funny. 827 00:45:24,438 --> 00:45:25,769 [ALEX LAUGHS] 828 00:45:26,039 --> 00:45:27,802 Have you told your parents?. 829 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:30,500 It's for work. I'm trying to expand my client base. 830 00:45:30,677 --> 00:45:32,474 By pretending to be gay?. 831 00:45:32,646 --> 00:45:35,342 No, by being more gay-friendly. 832 00:45:35,516 --> 00:45:37,575 Or, in real estate terms, "gay-adjacent." 833 00:45:37,751 --> 00:45:39,343 Nice. I'm gonna use that. 834 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,954 I should change this. It's maybe a little much. 835 00:45:42,122 --> 00:45:45,683 I don't know. Dressing like that, seeing a girl who won't sleep with you... 836 00:45:45,859 --> 00:45:47,326 ...I think you can pull it off. 837 00:45:47,494 --> 00:45:49,689 It's not that she won't sleep with me, douche bag. 838 00:45:49,863 --> 00:45:52,331 I have slept with her. It's just she, you know.... 839 00:45:53,367 --> 00:45:55,358 Won't sleep with you anymore. 840 00:45:55,869 --> 00:45:57,769 Pretty much, yeah. 841 00:45:58,338 --> 00:45:59,896 What do you think? 842 00:46:00,073 --> 00:46:01,438 I think you got a problem... 843 00:46:01,608 --> 00:46:05,669 ...because you're gonna have to beat them away with a stick, you gorgeous, sexy man. 844 00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:07,108 Holy shit. 845 00:46:07,614 --> 00:46:09,809 Observe your breath. 846 00:46:10,551 --> 00:46:13,384 Inhale, belly rise. 847 00:46:15,088 --> 00:46:18,683 And exhale, belly fall. 848 00:46:20,027 --> 00:46:22,689 Bring your hands together in front of your chest. 849 00:46:23,464 --> 00:46:26,024 Bow your head in gratitude. 850 00:46:30,304 --> 00:46:33,102 -Namaste. -Namaste. 851 00:46:33,273 --> 00:46:35,366 Thank you for coming. See you next week. 852 00:46:35,609 --> 00:46:37,372 [BEN CLAPPlNG] 853 00:46:39,313 --> 00:46:40,803 Great class. 854 00:46:52,793 --> 00:46:54,727 We ran into each other. 855 00:46:55,762 --> 00:46:57,059 You came to my class. 856 00:46:57,965 --> 00:46:59,557 I had no idea this was your class. 857 00:47:01,101 --> 00:47:03,569 You called to ask me if this was my class. 858 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,102 No, you never called back. 859 00:47:05,272 --> 00:47:08,207 Because you told me not to call you if it was my class. It was. 860 00:47:08,375 --> 00:47:10,673 -No. We just ran into each other. -Okay. 861 00:47:10,844 --> 00:47:15,474 We're just two innocent folks who happen to be working out near each other. 862 00:47:15,649 --> 00:47:17,617 BEN: Exactly. 863 00:47:19,686 --> 00:47:20,948 Do you want a swim? 864 00:47:22,122 --> 00:47:23,146 Sure. 865 00:47:29,663 --> 00:47:31,597 You know, I was just thinking... 866 00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:34,631 ...why can't we be friends? 867 00:47:35,402 --> 00:47:38,428 I mean, am I not allowed to have friends anymore?. 868 00:47:38,872 --> 00:47:42,706 I mean, am I not allowed to be friends with people that are hot?. 869 00:47:42,876 --> 00:47:45,572 I mean, what kind of reverse prejudice is that? 870 00:47:45,746 --> 00:47:46,940 I hear you. 871 00:47:47,114 --> 00:47:48,604 I mean... 872 00:47:48,782 --> 00:47:52,183 ...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married?. 873 00:47:52,352 --> 00:47:53,376 Right. 874 00:47:53,554 --> 00:47:55,454 Or has an insane smile?. 875 00:47:55,622 --> 00:47:57,988 Or an ass that makes me wanna dry hump?. 876 00:47:59,259 --> 00:48:01,386 [BEN CHUCKLES] 877 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:06,630 -Did you just say "dry hump"?. -Yeah. 878 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,635 BEN: Think I just fell in love. 879 00:48:18,245 --> 00:48:20,008 So we're friends. 880 00:48:20,881 --> 00:48:22,143 Yeah. 881 00:48:57,484 --> 00:48:58,849 You wanna come in? 882 00:49:02,723 --> 00:49:04,418 I'm sorry, I don't trust myself. 883 00:49:05,058 --> 00:49:07,856 That's okay. You can just watch. 884 00:49:10,430 --> 00:49:13,399 You know, you may be the best friend I've ever had. 885 00:49:13,667 --> 00:49:14,929 [LAUGHS] 886 00:49:24,778 --> 00:49:27,178 -Hi. -Hey. 887 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:35,887 BEN: Take a shower. Hey. -What? Hi. 888 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:38,047 -Honey? -Yeah. 889 00:49:39,860 --> 00:49:41,725 You smell weird. 890 00:49:41,895 --> 00:49:43,988 -I smell weird? -Yeah, different. 891 00:49:44,164 --> 00:49:47,395 -Different how? -I don't know. 892 00:49:47,768 --> 00:49:48,996 [BEN LAUGHS] 893 00:49:49,169 --> 00:49:50,659 Sort of an odd thing to say. 894 00:49:50,837 --> 00:49:54,136 You know, maybe it was the ashtray and cigarettes I found. 895 00:49:54,307 --> 00:49:56,241 In the back yard. 896 00:49:56,943 --> 00:50:00,401 What part of " My dad died of lung cancer"... 897 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:03,572 ...is so hard for you to wrap your brain around?. 898 00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:04,774 What? 899 00:50:04,951 --> 00:50:08,443 Do not lie to me, Ben. Please, okay? 900 00:50:12,793 --> 00:50:14,761 Are you serious?. 901 00:50:18,098 --> 00:50:23,468 We have, like, 8000 undocumented workers here daily. 902 00:50:23,637 --> 00:50:28,301 Okay, and you find an ashtray with cigarettes in it and you think-- 903 00:50:28,475 --> 00:50:31,535 You automatically assume that they're mine. 904 00:50:31,712 --> 00:50:33,270 Oh, yeah. 905 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:35,540 Honey, I'm not lying to you. 906 00:50:40,587 --> 00:50:42,282 I think... 907 00:50:43,056 --> 00:50:45,286 ...you are really freaking out. 908 00:50:45,659 --> 00:50:49,459 This whole renovation thing's getting to you because nothing's happening. 909 00:50:55,235 --> 00:50:57,100 Just say no. 910 00:50:57,270 --> 00:50:58,498 Get it out. 911 00:50:58,672 --> 00:50:59,832 Gonna take a shower. 912 00:51:00,407 --> 00:51:02,739 -I'm exhausted. -Okay. 913 00:51:06,246 --> 00:51:09,545 -Sorry. -It's all right. 914 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:21,590 Who'd have thought that a random girl from yoga... 915 00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:25,664 -...would fix me up with such a good kisser? -Back at you, sister. 916 00:51:29,236 --> 00:51:30,863 I can't wait to kiss you again. 917 00:51:31,505 --> 00:51:33,097 But we're kissing right now. 918 00:51:33,273 --> 00:51:34,433 I know, next time. 919 00:51:34,608 --> 00:51:37,304 The second-date kiss is way more intimate. 920 00:51:39,246 --> 00:51:40,474 Well, listen... 921 00:51:40,647 --> 00:51:44,139 ...I'm leaving tomorrow, so I'll be out of touch for a little bit. 922 00:51:46,653 --> 00:51:49,520 Can you excuse me a quick second?. Too many Diet Cokes. 923 00:51:49,990 --> 00:51:51,150 Okay. 924 00:52:03,937 --> 00:52:06,132 [PHONE RlNGlNG] 925 00:52:09,476 --> 00:52:10,534 Oh, yeah. 926 00:52:10,710 --> 00:52:11,768 Yeah? 927 00:52:11,945 --> 00:52:14,709 Hey, sorry to bug you again. Quick question. 928 00:52:14,881 --> 00:52:17,179 Excuse me one minute, babe. Sorry. 929 00:52:17,350 --> 00:52:19,284 What's going on? 930 00:52:19,452 --> 00:52:22,478 Okay, I'm making out with this guy-- PG stuff. 931 00:52:22,656 --> 00:52:26,092 And he mentions that he's going out of town, he's gonna be out of touch. 932 00:52:26,259 --> 00:52:27,385 Run. 933 00:52:28,161 --> 00:52:30,152 But maybe he is going out of town. 934 00:52:30,330 --> 00:52:32,924 Where?. Where's he going that he's gonna be out of touch?. 935 00:52:35,602 --> 00:52:37,467 Where are you going out of town to again?. 936 00:52:37,637 --> 00:52:39,901 Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh. 937 00:52:41,441 --> 00:52:42,601 Pittsburgh. 938 00:52:42,776 --> 00:52:43,902 Run. 939 00:52:44,077 --> 00:52:47,513 So, what, now I'm just supposed to run from every guy who doesn't like me?. 940 00:52:48,114 --> 00:52:49,775 Yeah. 941 00:52:50,650 --> 00:52:53,278 There's not gonna be anybody left. 942 00:52:54,354 --> 00:52:56,584 I don't know why I'm saying this... 943 00:52:56,756 --> 00:52:59,589 ...but I think I know a nice guy who might actually like you. 944 00:52:59,759 --> 00:53:01,454 -Yeah?. -Yeah. 945 00:53:01,628 --> 00:53:03,721 He's friends with my brother. His name's Bill. 946 00:53:03,897 --> 00:53:06,422 We'll all meet for drinks and it'll be good. 947 00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:10,627 So, I mean, I'm in his bathroom right now. 948 00:53:10,804 --> 00:53:11,828 What do I do? 949 00:53:12,005 --> 00:53:16,135 Well, you gotta come out eventually, right? But I'd take my time in there. 950 00:53:16,576 --> 00:53:18,373 I'd let him sweat. 951 00:53:18,545 --> 00:53:20,809 -Thanks. -Good luck. 952 00:53:33,526 --> 00:53:34,959 [SlGHS] 953 00:53:50,877 --> 00:53:52,640 BEN: Yeah, the boat looks great. 954 00:53:52,812 --> 00:53:54,336 You look like shit. 955 00:53:54,514 --> 00:53:56,414 But your boat looks great. 956 00:53:56,583 --> 00:54:00,383 Yeah. I live on my boat, man. 957 00:54:00,553 --> 00:54:02,680 Personal hygiene goes out the window. 958 00:54:02,856 --> 00:54:05,120 A lot of time to work on the place. 959 00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:07,123 BEN: You should try working on a shower. 960 00:54:07,294 --> 00:54:08,886 NElL: Yeah. 961 00:54:09,229 --> 00:54:12,255 Hey, what can I tell you?. 962 00:54:12,432 --> 00:54:16,368 Standing on principle, man. It's all I got. 963 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,997 Cigarette?. 964 00:54:22,175 --> 00:54:23,369 No, I'm good. 965 00:54:23,543 --> 00:54:25,875 That's right, you quit. 966 00:54:27,013 --> 00:54:28,503 Good for you. 967 00:54:34,621 --> 00:54:38,751 BEN: So did Janine send you out here to check up on me?. 968 00:54:39,392 --> 00:54:41,189 Yeah, pretty much. 969 00:54:41,361 --> 00:54:43,226 What are you gonna tell her?. 970 00:54:44,030 --> 00:54:47,227 I'll tell her how gorgeous you look out here on the ocean. 971 00:54:47,400 --> 00:54:48,389 [LAUGHS] 972 00:54:48,568 --> 00:54:50,559 Break. 973 00:54:50,737 --> 00:54:52,534 Any word from Beth?. 974 00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,476 She's so busy organizing her sister's funeral, I think she must be-- 975 00:54:57,644 --> 00:54:58,736 Sister's what?. 976 00:54:58,912 --> 00:55:00,903 Her wedding. Her sister's wedding. 977 00:55:01,081 --> 00:55:03,709 -lsn't that what I said? -No. You said "funeral." 978 00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:05,441 -No, I didn't. -Yes, you did. 979 00:55:05,618 --> 00:55:07,245 Shit, did I really?. 980 00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:09,615 That's so weird. 981 00:55:10,056 --> 00:55:12,286 I don't understand why people wanna get married. 982 00:55:13,026 --> 00:55:14,186 [SlGHS] 983 00:55:14,361 --> 00:55:15,419 They don't. 984 00:55:15,595 --> 00:55:17,119 -They don't? -No. 985 00:55:17,664 --> 00:55:20,656 No, no guy actually wants to get married. 986 00:55:20,834 --> 00:55:24,031 And if they do, all they're really thinking about?. 987 00:55:24,204 --> 00:55:26,399 All the women they're gonna miss out on. 988 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,768 I don't wanna be with anybody else, just Beth. 989 00:55:30,643 --> 00:55:32,508 I don't know, man, l.... 990 00:55:32,679 --> 00:55:34,340 Why'd you get married?. 991 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:38,483 I love Janine. 992 00:55:38,651 --> 00:55:40,278 You're a happily married guy. 993 00:55:41,054 --> 00:55:42,749 Yeah. 994 00:55:42,922 --> 00:55:44,947 Yeah, I'd say so. 995 00:55:51,464 --> 00:55:53,625 Now, I know I don't need to tell any of you... 996 00:55:53,800 --> 00:55:57,463 ...that my cousin Paige is hot. 997 00:55:57,637 --> 00:55:59,161 [ALL LAUGHlNG] 998 00:55:59,339 --> 00:56:02,570 In high school, if I told the popular guys that Paige was my cousin... 999 00:56:02,742 --> 00:56:04,801 ...it'd keep me from getting my ass kicked... 1000 00:56:04,978 --> 00:56:07,708 ...because no one wanted to blow their chances with her. 1001 00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:09,109 [ALL LAUGHlNG] 1002 00:56:09,282 --> 00:56:13,946 And when she gets up there and says those marriage vows to Devon... 1003 00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,816 ...there will be hearts breaking all over the world. 1004 00:56:16,990 --> 00:56:18,855 MAN: Hear, hear. WOMAN: That's sweet. 1005 00:56:20,293 --> 00:56:25,663 But, you know, keep in mind that her sister Beth is still on the market. 1006 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:29,563 Yeah, sure, she may be an older model... 1007 00:56:29,736 --> 00:56:32,466 ...but she got a lot of good miles left in that tank. 1008 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:34,368 But don't stay on the lot too long... 1009 00:56:34,541 --> 00:56:37,476 ...or next year's models are gonna slip in there and steal all-- 1010 00:56:37,644 --> 00:56:39,635 Okay, that's enough of the speeches. 1011 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:40,837 Okay. 1012 00:56:41,014 --> 00:56:42,914 KEN: So enjoy the crab. 1013 00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:48,817 And that yellow stuff is not hot mustard, it's the crab's hepatopancreas. 1014 00:56:52,459 --> 00:56:53,721 Bethie. 1015 00:56:55,128 --> 00:56:57,961 Your cousin Jay has always been a jackass. 1016 00:56:58,131 --> 00:56:59,155 I know. 1017 00:56:59,632 --> 00:57:01,896 And somehow even he's married. 1018 00:57:02,068 --> 00:57:03,262 [KEN CHUCKLES] 1019 00:57:03,436 --> 00:57:05,734 Oh, honey, look. 1020 00:57:05,905 --> 00:57:09,363 Back when everyone was just going to camp at the Y... 1021 00:57:09,542 --> 00:57:11,533 ...you borrowed my New York Times... 1022 00:57:11,711 --> 00:57:14,077 ...found some arts camp in the Berkshires... 1023 00:57:14,247 --> 00:57:17,410 ...wrote away for information and got accepted on your own. 1024 00:57:17,584 --> 00:57:20,246 You never did things like everyone else. 1025 00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:21,717 Why not? 1026 00:57:21,888 --> 00:57:23,412 Because that's you. 1027 00:57:23,957 --> 00:57:26,790 That's why you're my favorite daughter. 1028 00:57:27,393 --> 00:57:29,861 You're not supposed to say that. 1029 00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,860 I don't give a shit. 1030 00:57:32,031 --> 00:57:34,556 I'm retired, I'll say what I want to. 1031 00:57:34,734 --> 00:57:36,725 I'll say it to the whole room if you want. 1032 00:57:36,903 --> 00:57:39,667 Wait, wait, wait! Come here. Stop. 1033 00:57:39,839 --> 00:57:41,704 KEN: It's true, though. 1034 00:57:59,025 --> 00:58:00,049 Hey. 1035 00:58:01,895 --> 00:58:04,159 -What are you doing?. -Waiting for you. 1036 00:58:07,901 --> 00:58:09,732 Come on. 1037 00:58:14,073 --> 00:58:15,131 Sorry I'm late. 1038 00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:16,639 No, it's okay. 1039 00:58:16,809 --> 00:58:18,743 I like a little time before a blind date. 1040 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:22,609 Prepare myself mentally, remind myself not to tell the story about my molars.... 1041 00:58:22,782 --> 00:58:24,010 Gigi, he's not coming. 1042 00:58:24,184 --> 00:58:27,381 But you can tell me the story about the molars. I'd love to hear it. 1043 00:58:27,554 --> 00:58:29,317 Hey. 1044 00:58:29,489 --> 00:58:31,184 How could he already not like me? 1045 00:58:31,357 --> 00:58:34,588 I screwed up. I told Bill it was Thursday, not Tuesday. It's my fault. 1046 00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:36,160 Hi. Are you good?. 1047 00:58:36,329 --> 00:58:38,422 -Can I get a Jameson on the rocks?. -Sure. 1048 00:58:41,201 --> 00:58:44,637 GlGl: Awesome. I'm stuck with a guy who can't distinguish Tuesday from Thursday. 1049 00:58:44,804 --> 00:58:48,900 Meanwhile, this girl, she's probably meeting her soul mate as we speak. 1050 00:58:49,075 --> 00:58:50,542 -This one right here? -Mm-hm. 1051 00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:52,177 Oh, God, no. 1052 00:58:52,879 --> 00:58:54,574 How do you know? 1053 00:58:55,348 --> 00:58:57,282 The guy working the Tom Cruise thing? 1054 00:58:57,450 --> 00:58:59,782 She's interested, he's clearly not. 1055 00:58:59,953 --> 00:59:02,945 You cannot tell from a cursory glance that he's not into her. 1056 00:59:03,122 --> 00:59:05,784 Actually, I can. I see this stuff going on every night. 1057 00:59:05,959 --> 00:59:08,519 Watch this. She's going on about her macrobiotic diet. 1058 00:59:08,695 --> 00:59:10,959 He's thinking, "Dear Christ, get me out of here." 1059 00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:12,529 And look, how fortuitous. 1060 00:59:12,699 --> 00:59:15,361 Drinks spill, which is perfect for him, because now.... 1061 00:59:15,535 --> 00:59:17,799 He can move on to the girl with the shoulder tattoo. 1062 00:59:19,105 --> 00:59:20,902 Man, you have a gift. 1063 00:59:21,074 --> 00:59:23,167 Now check out Droopy Dog on the other side. 1064 00:59:23,343 --> 00:59:27,370 He's gonna buy her drinks all night and she's still gonna insist there's no spark. 1065 00:59:27,547 --> 00:59:29,674 Maybe there's not. You need a spark. 1066 00:59:29,849 --> 00:59:32,682 Oh, the spark thing is bullshit. 1067 00:59:32,852 --> 00:59:34,444 -Really? -Bullshit. 1068 00:59:34,621 --> 00:59:35,952 Enlighten me. 1069 00:59:36,122 --> 00:59:37,783 Guys invented the spark... 1070 00:59:37,957 --> 00:59:41,791 ...so they could not call and treat you kind of badly and keep you guessing... 1071 00:59:41,961 --> 00:59:45,692 ...then convince you that that anxiety and fear that just develops naturally... 1072 00:59:45,865 --> 00:59:47,457 ...was actually just a spark. 1073 00:59:47,634 --> 00:59:50,831 And you guys all buy it. You eat it up and you love it. 1074 00:59:51,004 --> 00:59:54,201 You love it because you feed off that drama. You all love that drama. 1075 00:59:54,374 --> 00:59:55,398 I don't. 1076 00:59:55,575 --> 00:59:58,908 So you never wait until the last minute on a deadline or a phone bill... 1077 00:59:59,078 --> 01:00:00,978 ...because secretly you love the drama... 1078 01:00:01,147 --> 01:00:03,615 ...of not knowing whether or not you're gonna make it?. 1079 01:00:04,550 --> 01:00:05,915 Maybe. 1080 01:00:06,085 --> 01:00:07,677 And let me guess: 1081 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:10,084 When you were stalking Conor the other night... 1082 01:00:10,256 --> 01:00:12,417 ...were you obsessing about him calling... 1083 01:00:12,592 --> 01:00:15,823 ...constantly pacing back and forth, staring at your phone for days... 1084 01:00:15,995 --> 01:00:18,486 ...even though the date was just kind of mediocre?. 1085 01:00:18,665 --> 01:00:20,360 [GlGl LAUGHS] 1086 01:00:20,533 --> 01:00:22,501 Okay. Yeah. 1087 01:00:22,669 --> 01:00:25,331 Because you all thrive on the drama. Thank you. 1088 01:00:25,505 --> 01:00:28,338 Look, you gotta be more like me. If a girl likes me, great. 1089 01:00:28,508 --> 01:00:31,705 But if not, there are plenty more out there like her, you know?. 1090 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:33,903 With smaller pores and bigger implants. 1091 01:00:34,380 --> 01:00:36,905 -That's beautiful. -I know. 1092 01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:40,712 Why are you sharing all of this inside dating information with me again?. 1093 01:00:40,887 --> 01:00:42,718 I don't know, I like you. 1094 01:00:44,023 --> 01:00:45,047 You do? 1095 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:50,721 Well, yeah. Okay, don't start doodling my name on your binder, okay?. 1096 01:00:50,897 --> 01:00:54,924 I just mean-- I mean, I like you the way I like basset hounds. 1097 01:00:55,101 --> 01:00:57,899 Something pathetic about them. You just wanna cheer them up. 1098 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,096 Again with the sensitivity. 1099 01:01:00,707 --> 01:01:02,299 To sensitivity. 1100 01:01:05,244 --> 01:01:07,838 [HAMMERlNG] 1101 01:01:09,816 --> 01:01:11,579 It looks good. 1102 01:01:11,751 --> 01:01:13,184 JAVlER: Yeah. 1103 01:01:13,353 --> 01:01:14,877 JANlNE: Yeah. 1104 01:01:15,755 --> 01:01:18,485 -He does good work. -Yeah, he does. 1105 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,289 JANlNE: Very nice. 1106 01:01:26,232 --> 01:01:27,995 Very nice. 1107 01:01:30,870 --> 01:01:33,430 -Javier? -Yeah. 1108 01:01:35,141 --> 01:01:36,574 Javier... 1109 01:01:37,243 --> 01:01:40,007 ...if I asked you an honest question... 1110 01:01:40,179 --> 01:01:42,613 ...do you think you could give me an honest answer?. 1111 01:01:42,782 --> 01:01:45,751 -I think so. -Good, good. 1112 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:50,187 Because I think some of your guys might be smoking. 1113 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:52,691 Javier? 1114 01:01:52,859 --> 01:01:54,656 -ls that the question? -Yes. 1115 01:01:54,827 --> 01:01:57,387 -Seemed like a statement. -The question part's implied. 1116 01:01:57,563 --> 01:01:59,997 I really didn't hear it in the inflection. 1117 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:01,497 Javier... 1118 01:02:02,335 --> 01:02:04,030 ...have you guys been smoking... 1119 01:02:04,570 --> 01:02:05,969 ...or not?. 1120 01:02:07,707 --> 01:02:11,370 No, ma'am. My guys, they don't smoke on the job site. They're good guys. 1121 01:02:11,911 --> 01:02:14,072 Are you sure your guys haven't been... 1122 01:02:14,247 --> 01:02:16,579 ...sneaking around here?. 1123 01:02:16,749 --> 01:02:17,807 And smoking?. 1124 01:02:18,851 --> 01:02:20,978 And lying to me?. 1125 01:02:21,154 --> 01:02:22,416 And smoking?. 1126 01:02:22,588 --> 01:02:23,646 I'm pretty sure. 1127 01:02:23,823 --> 01:02:26,257 I need you to be honest with me, Javier. 1128 01:02:26,426 --> 01:02:28,792 Because I can't have someone lying to me. 1129 01:02:28,961 --> 01:02:32,397 To my face, under my roof, on my time. 1130 01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:34,330 That's a lot of prepositions. 1131 01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:39,164 I mean, there's no reason for that kind of dishonesty, is there?. 1132 01:02:39,338 --> 01:02:42,671 I mean, we made promises to each other. 1133 01:02:43,943 --> 01:02:46,002 I mean, we have a contract. 1134 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:49,171 That's like making promises. Isn't it? 1135 01:02:51,384 --> 01:02:53,113 Maybe I should get back to work. 1136 01:02:55,555 --> 01:02:57,580 Oh, yeah. Right, yeah. 1137 01:02:57,757 --> 01:03:00,123 That's great, yeah. 1138 01:03:00,293 --> 01:03:02,955 -Javier? -Yeah. 1139 01:03:03,896 --> 01:03:06,421 We're good. Right? You and me. 1140 01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:09,598 -Oh, yeah, yeah. We're good. -Oh, good. 1141 01:03:10,169 --> 01:03:11,602 Okay, that's great. 1142 01:03:11,771 --> 01:03:13,796 Yeah, he did great work. 1143 01:03:19,178 --> 01:03:20,611 Hey. 1144 01:03:21,948 --> 01:03:24,746 Welcome, everybody. Thanks for coming. I'm Conor. 1145 01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:27,442 Sign in when you get a second. Make yourselves at home. 1146 01:03:27,620 --> 01:03:30,817 We got some cookies over here, some cold beverages. Help yourself. 1147 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,550 Conor, you are the Liza Minnelli of real estate. 1148 01:03:33,726 --> 01:03:37,492 -I know. Your friend Mary's a genius. -I know, she's so great. 1149 01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:42,122 Well, I gotta go, so I guess I'll see you later. 1150 01:03:42,301 --> 01:03:43,632 What, you got a class, or...? 1151 01:03:43,803 --> 01:03:47,170 Yeah. No. No, just something. 1152 01:03:47,340 --> 01:03:49,774 -Stuff I gotta do. CONOR: Okay. Well.... 1153 01:03:49,942 --> 01:03:52,911 -I'll see you. Okay. Bye. -Okay. 1154 01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:55,343 Okay. Bye. 1155 01:03:55,515 --> 01:03:57,415 -See you later. CONOR: All right. Call me. 1156 01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:02,811 What? 1157 01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:06,615 She's holding out on you, isn't she?. 1158 01:04:08,461 --> 01:04:10,429 Not quite sure I get your meaning. 1159 01:04:10,596 --> 01:04:12,689 It's obvious she won't sleep with you. 1160 01:04:13,232 --> 01:04:16,258 It's written all over your puppy-dog face. 1161 01:04:17,837 --> 01:04:20,806 -It's killing me, literally. I'm dying. -Here, have a cookie. 1162 01:04:20,973 --> 01:04:22,406 No, I'm cool. 1163 01:04:22,575 --> 01:04:25,237 I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signals. 1164 01:04:25,411 --> 01:04:27,276 We used to sleep together all the time. 1165 01:04:30,182 --> 01:04:32,343 That's not true. I don't know why I said that. 1166 01:04:32,518 --> 01:04:36,010 It wasn't all the time, but it happened. I know I'm not just making this up. 1167 01:04:36,188 --> 01:04:39,021 And then out of nowhere it just stops. But she still calls. 1168 01:04:39,191 --> 01:04:42,388 She wants a massage. She leaves cute messages. 1169 01:04:42,562 --> 01:04:45,053 But it's not going anywhere. What is she doing? 1170 01:04:45,231 --> 01:04:48,166 Honestly, we may not have the best insight. 1171 01:04:48,334 --> 01:04:51,303 Gay signals have nothing to do with straight signals. 1172 01:04:51,470 --> 01:04:54,234 He's right. The signals are totally different. 1173 01:04:54,407 --> 01:04:58,138 Like, here. Here's "l wanna sleep with you." 1174 01:04:58,611 --> 01:05:01,739 One, two, three. 1175 01:05:01,914 --> 01:05:04,246 That's it, three seconds or more, it's on. 1176 01:05:04,417 --> 01:05:07,045 And here's "l don't wanna sleep with you." 1177 01:05:07,219 --> 01:05:08,743 One, two.... 1178 01:05:08,921 --> 01:05:11,583 -Nope, thanks for playing, move along. -It's that simple. 1179 01:05:12,959 --> 01:05:14,859 You're right, that didn't help me at all. 1180 01:05:15,027 --> 01:05:16,892 All right, well, I can tell you this: 1181 01:05:17,063 --> 01:05:20,055 Gay or straight, you're not gonna get anywhere by being inactive. 1182 01:05:20,232 --> 01:05:23,531 She likes you. Maybe she just wants you to be a man and do something. 1183 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,766 Hit me up with an oatmeal raisin, will you? 1184 01:05:28,941 --> 01:05:31,341 -Thanks. -Here you go. 1185 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:36,714 TRENT: If a girl's into you, she's sleeping with you. 1186 01:05:37,550 --> 01:05:40,348 If after a month, or two months at the very outside... 1187 01:05:40,519 --> 01:05:42,578 ...she's not sleeping with you?. 1188 01:05:43,222 --> 01:05:45,087 She doesn't like you. 1189 01:05:45,558 --> 01:05:47,355 The trick is to spot this girl early. 1190 01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:51,462 Don't wanna waste the one to seven weeks waiting to find out it's never gonna happen. 1191 01:05:51,631 --> 01:05:55,465 So I've come up with some signs about how to spot this girl. 1192 01:05:56,669 --> 01:05:58,967 A girl will never sleep with you... 1193 01:05:59,138 --> 01:06:02,198 ...if she calls you "cuddly" or "dependable." 1194 01:06:02,541 --> 01:06:04,532 If she pops a zit in front of you... 1195 01:06:05,077 --> 01:06:08,240 ...if her name is Amber or Christine... 1196 01:06:08,648 --> 01:06:10,616 ...if she takes a dump in your bathroom... 1197 01:06:10,783 --> 01:06:14,378 ...or she takes home leftovers on dates one, two, or three. 1198 01:06:14,553 --> 01:06:17,021 I know it's not scientific... 1199 01:06:17,189 --> 01:06:19,453 ...but I'm just saying, you were warned. 1200 01:06:41,647 --> 01:06:42,671 Wait, stop. 1201 01:06:45,951 --> 01:06:46,975 What? 1202 01:06:47,687 --> 01:06:49,416 BEN: Shit. 1203 01:06:50,222 --> 01:06:51,246 What? 1204 01:06:53,726 --> 01:06:55,284 I am so into you. 1205 01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,321 Seriously, I've never felt like this before. 1206 01:06:58,664 --> 01:07:02,156 I have to actively stop my brain from thinking about you. 1207 01:07:02,668 --> 01:07:04,829 Like, all the time. 1208 01:07:08,374 --> 01:07:09,773 Why stop? 1209 01:07:12,912 --> 01:07:14,937 Because I don't do stuff like this. 1210 01:07:15,114 --> 01:07:16,979 Stuff like what?. 1211 01:07:18,884 --> 01:07:20,784 Like sleep with women that aren't my wife. 1212 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:25,356 First of all, I am not "women," I'm just one. 1213 01:07:26,025 --> 01:07:27,390 And second of all?. 1214 01:07:29,095 --> 01:07:30,687 Oh, I didn't have a second of all. 1215 01:07:30,863 --> 01:07:33,661 I was hoping "second of all" would make me feel better. 1216 01:07:38,337 --> 01:07:40,328 Second of all... 1217 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:44,367 ...I can't stop thinking about you either. 1218 01:07:45,611 --> 01:07:47,670 [ANNA LAUGHS] 1219 01:07:56,956 --> 01:08:00,221 He's totally leaving his wife for me. That's crazy. 1220 01:08:00,392 --> 01:08:02,485 That's crazy. We hardly know each other. 1221 01:08:02,661 --> 01:08:04,720 I don't know. I mean, look at Becca. 1222 01:08:04,897 --> 01:08:06,524 You know, my sister's friend. 1223 01:08:06,699 --> 01:08:08,428 One guy waits on her at Bennigan's... 1224 01:08:08,601 --> 01:08:11,900 ...and by the end of the meal, they both knew they had found the one. 1225 01:08:12,972 --> 01:08:16,533 You're right. You're totally right. I mean, it could happen, right? 1226 01:08:17,009 --> 01:08:18,874 Not for me. 1227 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,744 What about texter? 1228 01:08:20,913 --> 01:08:23,609 Texter has yet to make verbal contact. 1229 01:08:23,783 --> 01:08:27,742 I mean, this guy could've had surgery, leaving him without a voice box... 1230 01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:29,387 ...breathing through a stoma... 1231 01:08:29,555 --> 01:08:33,013 ...and I would never know because I've never actually heard his voice. 1232 01:08:33,192 --> 01:08:35,126 Well, I doubt he has a stoma. 1233 01:08:35,294 --> 01:08:38,354 MARY: That's not the point. I can't text. 1234 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:40,692 You know, I'm not charming via text. 1235 01:08:40,866 --> 01:08:42,493 ANNA: Maybe you should just stop texting. 1236 01:08:42,668 --> 01:08:47,628 But it's not just texting, it's e-mail. It's voicemail. It's snail mail. 1237 01:08:47,807 --> 01:08:48,899 That's regular mail. 1238 01:08:49,074 --> 01:08:50,803 Whatever. None of it's working. 1239 01:08:50,976 --> 01:08:55,970 I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home. 1240 01:08:56,148 --> 01:09:00,585 And then he e-mailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell. 1241 01:09:00,753 --> 01:09:05,690 Then he e-mailed me to my home account and the whole thing just got out of control. 1242 01:09:05,858 --> 01:09:11,125 And I miss the days where you had one phone number and one answering machine. 1243 01:09:11,297 --> 01:09:14,061 And that one answering machine housed one cassette tape... 1244 01:09:14,233 --> 01:09:17,896 ...and that one cassette tape either had a message from the guy or it didn't. 1245 01:09:18,070 --> 01:09:21,267 And now you have to go around checking all these different portals... 1246 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:24,500 ...just to get rejected by seven different technologies. 1247 01:09:24,677 --> 01:09:26,508 It's exhausting. 1248 01:09:26,979 --> 01:09:29,140 What about that MySpace guy?. 1249 01:09:29,315 --> 01:09:31,875 -Jude. I like him. -Good. 1250 01:09:32,484 --> 01:09:34,952 Yeah, I felt like we connected. 1251 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:36,417 Great. 1252 01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:39,453 What if she wants you to kiss her? 1253 01:09:39,625 --> 01:09:43,322 Well, then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her. 1254 01:09:43,495 --> 01:09:45,258 [REClTlNG ON-TV DlALOGUE] "Amanda Jones is no minor leaguer... 1255 01:09:45,431 --> 01:09:48,457 ...who'll be swept off her feet at the touch of your amateur lips." 1256 01:09:48,634 --> 01:09:49,760 [PHONE RlNGS] 1257 01:09:49,935 --> 01:09:51,835 This babe has plenty of battle scars. 1258 01:09:52,304 --> 01:09:53,328 Hello? 1259 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:56,005 Oh, hey, you're home. 1260 01:09:57,176 --> 01:09:58,507 Where am I supposed to be? 1261 01:09:59,245 --> 01:10:01,611 Out, maybe?. It's Saturday night. 1262 01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:05,505 You won't let me go out with guys who don't like me. It's kind of limiting. 1263 01:10:05,684 --> 01:10:07,948 Right. Listen, I was just gonna leave a message. 1264 01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:10,611 I'm having a party next weekend. You should come. 1265 01:10:11,357 --> 01:10:15,293 Oh, I don't know. Won't Conor be there?. Might be kind of awkward. 1266 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:19,397 He's at a real-estate conference in D.C. But there'll be a lot of single guys. 1267 01:10:19,565 --> 01:10:22,125 So there will be plenty of chances for me to be awkward. 1268 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:24,792 Don't worry, I'll be there. I'll talk you through it. 1269 01:10:24,970 --> 01:10:25,959 [PLATES SHATTERlNG] 1270 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:27,230 Okay, gotta go. 1271 01:10:27,406 --> 01:10:30,466 Someone just dropped like 84,000 plates. Maybe I'll see you there. 1272 01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:33,077 You're busy. I shouldn't have called. You called me. 1273 01:10:33,245 --> 01:10:35,304 -Yup, good. -Bye. 1274 01:10:39,151 --> 01:10:41,881 KElTH [ON TV] : How--? How do you work on it? 1275 01:10:42,521 --> 01:10:45,149 Pretend I'm a girl, okay? 1276 01:10:46,358 --> 01:10:47,848 I mean... 1277 01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:49,554 ...pretend I'm her. 1278 01:10:50,462 --> 01:10:52,123 Amanda. 1279 01:10:55,367 --> 01:10:56,629 He's into me. 1280 01:10:56,802 --> 01:10:58,963 Awesome. I knew it. 1281 01:10:59,138 --> 01:11:01,072 -Who's this now?. -Alex. 1282 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:04,505 It's totally clear to me now. He's Watts. 1283 01:11:04,677 --> 01:11:07,840 -He's what? -From Some Kind of Wonderful. 1284 01:11:08,013 --> 01:11:10,038 I thought Mary Stuart Masterson was Watts. 1285 01:11:10,215 --> 01:11:12,445 -Yes. -So why aren't you Watts?. 1286 01:11:13,052 --> 01:11:14,610 I'm Eric Stoltz. 1287 01:11:15,988 --> 01:11:19,253 Alex is Watts. Watts helps Eric Stoltz go on a date with Amanda Jones. 1288 01:11:19,425 --> 01:11:21,290 Really, she's in love with Eric Stoltz. 1289 01:11:21,961 --> 01:11:24,122 So Amanda Jones is Conor?. 1290 01:11:24,997 --> 01:11:28,865 I guess. At first. Now men in general, but that's not the point. 1291 01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:30,899 The point is he's into me. 1292 01:11:31,070 --> 01:11:34,528 I knew there had to be some reason why he was spending that time with you. 1293 01:11:34,707 --> 01:11:38,268 I know. It's so obvious now. There are so many signs. 1294 01:11:38,444 --> 01:11:41,902 Signs. Love signs. You gotta tell me about the signs. I love signs. 1295 01:11:42,081 --> 01:11:46,017 First they were small. At first when l called, he said, "Good to hear from you." 1296 01:11:46,185 --> 01:11:47,618 -Totally good sign. -Right?. 1297 01:11:47,786 --> 01:11:50,414 And then the next time I called he was with a woman... 1298 01:11:50,589 --> 01:11:53,285 ...but he took the call and we talked for a while. 1299 01:11:53,459 --> 01:11:55,518 -You know it was a woman?. -Called her "babe." 1300 01:11:55,694 --> 01:11:59,630 Okay, a guy doesn't leave a woman to go talk to another woman unless he's.... 1301 01:11:59,798 --> 01:12:01,129 And it gets more obvious. 1302 01:12:01,300 --> 01:12:05,293 I mean, please. There was no guy he was gonna fix me up with. 1303 01:12:05,471 --> 01:12:06,938 The fix-up was him. 1304 01:12:07,106 --> 01:12:08,232 No. 1305 01:12:08,407 --> 01:12:12,343 Yes. He shows up without this fictitious Bill character. 1306 01:12:12,511 --> 01:12:14,240 The two of us basically have a date. 1307 01:12:14,413 --> 01:12:19,350 And then he calls and invites me to a party at his place. 1308 01:12:19,518 --> 01:12:21,918 JANlNE: He so likes you. 1309 01:12:22,955 --> 01:12:25,651 I'm so happy for you. 1310 01:12:25,824 --> 01:12:28,759 Let's look up places for your destination wedding. 1311 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:34,858 How do you feel about Napa Valley?. 1312 01:12:35,034 --> 01:12:37,195 I have really always wanted to go there. 1313 01:12:40,305 --> 01:12:41,932 Oh, he's cute. 1314 01:12:42,107 --> 01:12:44,541 Yeah. Smoldering but sensitive. 1315 01:12:45,310 --> 01:12:49,644 Oh. "All I have is my guitar, these chords, and the truth." 1316 01:12:49,815 --> 01:12:51,009 BOTH: Bon Jovi. 1317 01:12:51,183 --> 01:12:53,583 -That's hot. -Yeah. I like him. 1318 01:12:53,752 --> 01:12:57,813 I mean, he probably hasn't called yet because we just had coffee last night. 1319 01:12:58,357 --> 01:13:00,154 -Really? MARY: Yeah, you know. 1320 01:13:00,325 --> 01:13:03,556 I mean, we actually video iChatted while holding coffee. 1321 01:13:03,729 --> 01:13:05,390 But that's the same thing, right? 1322 01:13:05,564 --> 01:13:07,691 -Right, right. -Just call your voicemail. 1323 01:13:07,866 --> 01:13:11,734 Yeah, but he had a gig last night and he probably didn't get home till late. 1324 01:13:11,904 --> 01:13:13,872 -Did I tell you he's a singer?. -Mm-hm. 1325 01:13:14,039 --> 01:13:15,802 -Just call. JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker. 1326 01:13:16,408 --> 01:13:18,706 I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't called. 1327 01:13:18,877 --> 01:13:20,401 -Just call him. -Okay. 1328 01:13:26,151 --> 01:13:29,609 RECORDlNG: You have two new messages. GUYS: Oh. 1329 01:13:30,022 --> 01:13:31,284 [BEEP] 1330 01:13:31,457 --> 01:13:33,425 JUDE [SlNGlNG] : Mary 1331 01:13:33,592 --> 01:13:37,460 Whoa, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary 1332 01:13:37,996 --> 01:13:40,965 Oh, my Mary 1333 01:13:41,767 --> 01:13:43,166 I just got hard. 1334 01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:44,825 Hey, Mary, it's Jude. 1335 01:13:45,003 --> 01:13:48,939 I was just calling to tell you again how special it was to meet you. 1336 01:13:49,108 --> 01:13:52,669 So call me back. Bye-bye. 1337 01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:54,142 [DlAL TONE] 1338 01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:55,840 Amazing. 1339 01:13:56,348 --> 01:13:58,475 NATHAN: This is good, this is good. -This is.... 1340 01:13:58,650 --> 01:13:59,878 See, he called. 1341 01:14:00,052 --> 01:14:01,747 JUDE [SlNGlNG] Jenny 1342 01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:05,856 Whoa, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny 1343 01:14:06,024 --> 01:14:09,221 Hey, Jenny, it's Jude. I was just calling to-- 1344 01:14:09,394 --> 01:14:13,421 Whoa, shit. What number did I just dial? 1345 01:14:13,632 --> 01:14:16,624 RECORDlNG : All messages erased. 1346 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:29,104 That one. 1347 01:14:29,281 --> 01:14:30,373 -You sure? -Yeah. 1348 01:14:31,917 --> 01:14:33,976 No. It's a laminate. 1349 01:14:34,987 --> 01:14:37,421 -That's not real hardwood floor? -Nope. 1350 01:14:37,589 --> 01:14:41,081 It looks exactly like it. But it is like one one-hundredth of the cost. 1351 01:14:41,260 --> 01:14:42,454 Oh. 1352 01:14:44,029 --> 01:14:45,792 I still wanna go with the real wood. 1353 01:14:46,598 --> 01:14:48,896 What? You can't even tell the difference. 1354 01:14:49,067 --> 01:14:50,796 It's not the point. 1355 01:14:51,837 --> 01:14:53,168 Well, what is the point? 1356 01:14:53,338 --> 01:14:55,033 I just.... 1357 01:14:55,507 --> 01:14:58,203 I don't like the way it's pretending to be wood. 1358 01:14:58,377 --> 01:15:00,971 If you're not wood, don't try and look like wood. 1359 01:15:01,747 --> 01:15:03,806 I don't think that it's pretending. 1360 01:15:05,017 --> 01:15:06,678 This is a lie, Ben. 1361 01:15:06,852 --> 01:15:10,481 Just be up front and tell people what you really are. 1362 01:15:12,224 --> 01:15:14,419 Okay, you're right. You're right. 1363 01:15:14,593 --> 01:15:16,220 I'm sorry. 1364 01:15:19,097 --> 01:15:22,658 It's okay. Maybe we should just go look at the grills and we'll come back. 1365 01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:24,626 Okay. 1366 01:15:29,174 --> 01:15:31,142 I slept with someone. 1367 01:15:39,685 --> 01:15:41,846 -I said-- -I heard you. 1368 01:15:46,191 --> 01:15:49,422 You tell me this in Home Depot because you know I hate a public scene. 1369 01:15:49,595 --> 01:15:52,291 No, that is not why I'm telling-- 1370 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:54,390 I knew it. 1371 01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:56,324 I knew it. 1372 01:15:56,501 --> 01:15:58,401 -You asshole. -I'm sorry. 1373 01:16:00,405 --> 01:16:03,340 It is you that's been smoking too, isn't it?. 1374 01:16:03,942 --> 01:16:06,410 Wha--?. Wait, what does that even matter?. 1375 01:16:06,578 --> 01:16:08,273 Have you--?! 1376 01:16:09,648 --> 01:16:11,172 Have you been smoking?. 1377 01:16:11,350 --> 01:16:12,681 No. No, I haven't. 1378 01:16:19,958 --> 01:16:21,255 I talked to Neil. I told him. 1379 01:16:21,426 --> 01:16:23,223 He said I could stay at his boat for a while. 1380 01:16:23,395 --> 01:16:24,692 Excuse me? 1381 01:16:25,831 --> 01:16:27,924 Now you're moving out?. 1382 01:16:28,100 --> 01:16:30,000 -You're, like, leaving me? -No. 1383 01:16:30,168 --> 01:16:33,365 No, I just assumed that you wouldn't want me to-- 1384 01:16:34,439 --> 01:16:38,102 Aren't we gonna deal with this?. 1385 01:16:38,277 --> 01:16:42,236 Don't you wanna find some way... 1386 01:16:42,414 --> 01:16:45,042 ...for us to work through this?. 1387 01:16:45,550 --> 01:16:49,452 I assumed that when I told you, you would want me... 1388 01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:51,379 ...out. 1389 01:16:54,126 --> 01:16:55,855 Is that what you want? 1390 01:17:09,141 --> 01:17:10,403 No. 1391 01:17:12,844 --> 01:17:14,209 Okay. 1392 01:17:14,613 --> 01:17:16,080 Okay. 1393 01:17:39,137 --> 01:17:41,628 WOMAN 1 : You're doing a great job. 1394 01:17:48,647 --> 01:17:51,514 Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi! 1395 01:17:55,253 --> 01:17:57,118 WOMAN 2: Oh, my goodness. 1396 01:17:57,289 --> 01:17:58,779 [CROWD CHUCKLlNG] 1397 01:18:00,459 --> 01:18:02,859 Oh, what a beautiful dog. 1398 01:18:12,437 --> 01:18:16,430 Seriously, Devon, I really did feel just a moment, a splash, of hesitation. 1399 01:18:16,608 --> 01:18:18,940 No, there wasn't. There wasn't any hesitation at all. 1400 01:18:19,111 --> 01:18:21,170 PAlGE: You just did it again. That was a pause. 1401 01:18:21,346 --> 01:18:23,610 DEVON: I did not pause. 1402 01:18:30,055 --> 01:18:31,920 You must be Beth. 1403 01:18:34,359 --> 01:18:36,418 Yeah. Yeah. 1404 01:18:36,595 --> 01:18:38,893 Heard a lot about you from Paige. 1405 01:18:39,464 --> 01:18:43,332 Actually been lobbying to sit next to her single sister for weeks. 1406 01:18:43,902 --> 01:18:45,802 Oh, yeah?. 1407 01:18:45,971 --> 01:18:48,439 So you must be: 1408 01:18:48,607 --> 01:18:50,234 " Dan." 1409 01:18:50,776 --> 01:18:52,209 Sort of. 1410 01:18:53,178 --> 01:18:56,443 -Sort of?. -Well, I'm actually a Wiccan. 1411 01:18:56,615 --> 01:18:58,310 -A what?. -A Wiccan. 1412 01:18:59,050 --> 01:19:00,074 Wiccan? 1413 01:19:00,252 --> 01:19:01,810 -Male witch. -Right. 1414 01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:04,547 So I also have a magical name. 1415 01:19:04,923 --> 01:19:07,221 It's Brother Phoenix East-Horse. 1416 01:19:07,392 --> 01:19:10,759 But I didn't know if that would fit on the card. Love that. 1417 01:19:10,929 --> 01:19:13,557 I'm guessing that I'm gonna hear a whole lot about you. 1418 01:19:13,732 --> 01:19:16,223 Nature-based pre-Christian paganism, yeah. 1419 01:19:16,401 --> 01:19:18,392 Yeah. That's fantastic. 1420 01:19:18,570 --> 01:19:20,003 Well, where to begin? 1421 01:19:20,172 --> 01:19:23,164 Well, first off, it's not just a bunch of nude farming. Dad. 1422 01:19:23,341 --> 01:19:25,366 -Wow. -Let's look at Stonehenge. 1423 01:19:25,544 --> 01:19:26,841 Obviously not a coincidence. 1424 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,810 They didn't have the machinery to move those rocks. They're huge. 1425 01:19:29,981 --> 01:19:30,970 -Yeah, they're heavy. -Of course. 1426 01:19:33,037 --> 01:19:35,062 ["lF I NEVER SEE YOUR FACE AGAlN" BY MAROON 5 PLAYlNG ON STEREO] 1427 01:20:01,299 --> 01:20:04,291 -I'm Nathan. And this is Bruce. -Gigi. 1428 01:20:05,370 --> 01:20:06,962 -Gigi. Hi. -Hey. 1429 01:20:07,972 --> 01:20:11,373 So how do you guys know Alex?. 1430 01:20:12,644 --> 01:20:16,273 We don't. Our friend Mary heard about this from some guy named Conor. 1431 01:20:19,384 --> 01:20:21,511 And how do you know Alex?. 1432 01:20:23,388 --> 01:20:25,015 I hope-- 1433 01:20:25,356 --> 01:20:28,848 I'm pretty sure that something's about to happen between us. 1434 01:20:29,027 --> 01:20:30,551 BRUCE: Ooh. NATHAN: Oh. 1435 01:20:30,728 --> 01:20:34,494 So are you here as, like, a guest, or, like, his date?. 1436 01:20:34,666 --> 01:20:38,363 Oh, I hate that. When you don't know if you're a date. 1437 01:20:38,536 --> 01:20:41,801 You don't know if you should bring a friend, or are you co-hosting... 1438 01:20:41,973 --> 01:20:44,669 ...or should you stay to the end to have some alone time?. 1439 01:20:44,843 --> 01:20:47,311 He didn't say. I'm sure I'm more than just a guest. 1440 01:20:48,246 --> 01:20:50,009 -I mean, there have been signs. -Cool. 1441 01:20:54,819 --> 01:20:57,515 [BAND PLAYlNG JAZZ MUSlC] 1442 01:21:16,307 --> 01:21:17,535 DOMlNlC: So where's Neil?. 1443 01:21:17,709 --> 01:21:18,767 We broke up. 1444 01:21:18,943 --> 01:21:21,173 -No way. -Yeah. 1445 01:21:21,679 --> 01:21:23,840 You guys were together, what, like 1 0 years? 1446 01:21:24,015 --> 01:21:25,812 Seven. But still, it's a long time. 1447 01:21:25,984 --> 01:21:27,110 Yeah. 1448 01:21:27,685 --> 01:21:30,586 It's too bad cousins can't marry, because then we could maybe-- 1449 01:21:30,755 --> 01:21:32,723 Oh, Dominic. 1450 01:21:33,057 --> 01:21:35,116 -Gross. -No. 1451 01:21:37,161 --> 01:21:38,856 MAN 1 : Ken, are you okay? What happened? 1452 01:21:41,199 --> 01:21:42,223 WOMAN 1 : Oh, my God. 1453 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,664 WOMAN 2: Ken, are you all right? MAN: Just clutched his chest. 1454 01:21:44,836 --> 01:21:46,804 WOMAN 1 : He was standing there and all of a sudden-- 1455 01:21:47,272 --> 01:21:49,001 WOMAN 2: Ken, just try to breathe. MAN 2: Call 91 1. 1456 01:21:49,173 --> 01:21:50,299 BETH: Dad. Excuse me. 1457 01:21:50,475 --> 01:21:52,966 Daddy, what is it? What happened? What happened? 1458 01:21:53,144 --> 01:21:55,078 -Guys, come here! LAURA: What happened?. 1459 01:21:55,246 --> 01:21:56,679 BETH: Daddy, lay down, okay?. 1460 01:21:56,848 --> 01:21:58,179 LAURA: Did he fall? BETH: You'll be fine. 1461 01:21:58,349 --> 01:22:01,216 You guys, did anybody see what happened?. 1462 01:22:01,386 --> 01:22:03,911 LAURA: Over there. Just go get it. -Okay. 1463 01:22:06,324 --> 01:22:08,588 Hey, hey. I had no idea it'd be such a madhouse. 1464 01:22:08,760 --> 01:22:10,022 Hey. Great party. 1465 01:22:10,194 --> 01:22:12,594 Thanks. Did any guys hit on you?. A lot of them here. 1466 01:22:12,764 --> 01:22:15,358 You need me to evaluate any level of interest?. 1467 01:22:15,533 --> 01:22:18,798 They were gay. Even I know their level of interest was probably low. 1468 01:22:18,970 --> 01:22:19,994 ALEX: Hey, Skilo! 1469 01:22:20,171 --> 01:22:23,368 It's too bad Bill couldn't make it. I know you guys would hit it off. 1470 01:22:23,541 --> 01:22:24,940 Okay, right. "Bill." 1471 01:22:26,077 --> 01:22:27,101 Right. 1472 01:22:27,278 --> 01:22:30,076 [CHUCKLlNG] 1473 01:22:31,316 --> 01:22:35,685 Listen, I gotta go make a liquor run, but the food needs some refreshing. 1474 01:22:36,454 --> 01:22:39,116 -Would you mind helping and refilling--?. -Like co-hosting?. 1475 01:22:40,491 --> 01:22:42,618 Okay, yeah. 1476 01:22:42,794 --> 01:22:43,818 Sure. 1477 01:22:43,995 --> 01:22:46,327 Just refilling the chips. They're on the fridge. 1478 01:22:46,497 --> 01:22:47,589 Thanks. 1479 01:22:47,765 --> 01:22:51,292 [TlNG TlNGS' "FRUlT MACHlNE" BLARlNG] 1480 01:22:51,869 --> 01:22:54,269 MAN 1 : Hey, sweetie, get me a beer?. -I'll get you another. 1481 01:22:54,439 --> 01:22:56,907 -Hi, guys. -Nice. 1482 01:22:57,075 --> 01:22:59,066 Hey, Linda. 1483 01:23:04,115 --> 01:23:06,106 [SPEAKlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY] 1484 01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:17,090 -Really great party. -Oh, thanks. 1485 01:23:17,895 --> 01:23:21,626 You know, when Alex said he wanted to throw a party, I was like, "Let's do it!" 1486 01:23:21,799 --> 01:23:24,597 -Thanks for having us. -No problem, any time. 1487 01:23:25,436 --> 01:23:26,835 Can I help you find something?. 1488 01:23:27,005 --> 01:23:29,064 Oh, no, it's okay. I got it. 1489 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:30,673 Thanks for mixing that up. 1490 01:23:31,509 --> 01:23:32,567 What? 1491 01:23:32,744 --> 01:23:36,407 Alex asked me to get the dip together. Thanks for getting it started. 1492 01:23:37,682 --> 01:23:39,445 It could use a little more dill. 1493 01:23:39,617 --> 01:23:41,346 I'm on it, though, don't worry. 1494 01:23:45,523 --> 01:23:47,252 Come on, my boy. Take it home. 1495 01:23:47,425 --> 01:23:49,256 Franchise player. My boy Marbury. 1496 01:23:49,427 --> 01:23:51,054 GlRL: Fifteen seconds. ALEX: Let's go. 1497 01:23:51,229 --> 01:23:53,527 GlRL: Oh, a pass. ALEX: You work too hard. 1498 01:23:53,698 --> 01:23:57,031 Well, I think I've rounded up the last of the beer bottles. 1499 01:23:58,469 --> 01:24:01,461 -Oh, what game are we playing?. -Oh, sorry, Nash. 1500 01:24:01,639 --> 01:24:03,869 -Oh, come on. -Come on, come on. 1501 01:24:04,042 --> 01:24:07,671 ALEX: Nash, you piece of shit. Come on. -Maybe I should just-- 1502 01:24:07,845 --> 01:24:09,574 -It's past 3, so.... ALEX: Okay, swat it. 1503 01:24:09,747 --> 01:24:11,180 GlRL: Watch this. Ready?. 1504 01:24:11,349 --> 01:24:12,907 -And.... ALEX: Oh, no, no, no! 1505 01:24:13,084 --> 01:24:16,281 Yes. Suck it. Yes. 1506 01:24:16,454 --> 01:24:18,388 Oh, you are-- You're sensational. 1507 01:24:18,556 --> 01:24:19,614 -Yeah, I know. -Jesus. 1508 01:24:20,324 --> 01:24:21,882 I don't know why I bother. 1509 01:24:22,060 --> 01:24:24,028 -Did you say it's past 3?. -Yeah. 1510 01:24:24,195 --> 01:24:27,494 -Oh, man, I gotta go. Hey, good game. -All right. 1511 01:24:27,665 --> 01:24:29,690 GlRL: Bye. GlGl: Bye. 1512 01:24:52,690 --> 01:24:55,784 Hey, thanks for staying and helping me clean up. 1513 01:24:56,761 --> 01:24:58,922 I really gotta go to bed, though. 1514 01:24:59,097 --> 01:25:00,587 Is that an invitation? 1515 01:25:01,466 --> 01:25:02,490 What? 1516 01:25:02,667 --> 01:25:03,725 [GlGl LAUGHS] 1517 01:25:03,901 --> 01:25:06,062 Oh, God, that was cheesy. 1518 01:25:06,504 --> 01:25:08,995 Oh, I'm not good at this. 1519 01:25:09,440 --> 01:25:10,566 What? 1520 01:25:19,617 --> 01:25:20,879 ALEX: Hey. 1521 01:25:21,285 --> 01:25:23,480 Oh, yes. I knew it. 1522 01:25:23,654 --> 01:25:26,714 The best relationships grow out of friendships. 1523 01:25:26,891 --> 01:25:28,950 Wait, wait, wait. Gigi. 1524 01:25:29,594 --> 01:25:31,789 Wait, wait, wait. 1525 01:25:31,963 --> 01:25:33,260 What? 1526 01:25:33,431 --> 01:25:35,262 Now you and I are in a relationship? 1527 01:25:35,433 --> 01:25:39,335 Well, I'd say if we're not at relationship station-ship... 1528 01:25:39,504 --> 01:25:40,971 ...we're at least on the track. 1529 01:25:42,373 --> 01:25:45,365 And why exactly would you think that?. 1530 01:25:45,543 --> 01:25:47,306 Because of the signs. 1531 01:25:47,879 --> 01:25:49,244 Really, like what? 1532 01:25:49,413 --> 01:25:52,644 Like, it was good to hear from me... 1533 01:25:52,817 --> 01:25:56,184 ...and you talked to me even when you were with a girl... 1534 01:25:56,354 --> 01:25:59,050 ...and I felt something. 1535 01:25:59,590 --> 01:26:01,524 Oh, man. 1536 01:26:01,692 --> 01:26:02,954 What are you talking about?. 1537 01:26:03,127 --> 01:26:06,426 Gigi, what have I been saying since I met you?. 1538 01:26:06,597 --> 01:26:10,260 If a guy wants to date you, he will make it happen, okay?. He will ask you out. 1539 01:26:10,434 --> 01:26:11,628 Did I ask you out? 1540 01:26:12,904 --> 01:26:13,996 No. 1541 01:26:14,172 --> 01:26:16,697 Why would you do this?. 1542 01:26:17,008 --> 01:26:18,976 Oh, shit. 1543 01:26:19,143 --> 01:26:21,839 Why do women do this? Build up this stuff in their minds... 1544 01:26:22,013 --> 01:26:25,881 ...take each little thing a guy does, and then twist it into something else?. 1545 01:26:26,050 --> 01:26:27,745 It's insane. 1546 01:26:38,129 --> 01:26:41,189 I'd rather be like that than be like you. 1547 01:26:43,301 --> 01:26:44,529 Excuse me? 1548 01:26:44,702 --> 01:26:46,670 What is that supposed to mean? 1549 01:26:49,040 --> 01:26:51,736 I may dissect each little thing... 1550 01:26:51,909 --> 01:26:54,969 ...and put myself out there too much... 1551 01:26:55,146 --> 01:26:57,478 ...but at least that means I still care. 1552 01:26:57,648 --> 01:27:03,518 Oh, you think you've won because women are expendable to you?. 1553 01:27:03,688 --> 01:27:08,022 You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way... 1554 01:27:08,192 --> 01:27:10,888 ...but you don't fall in love that way either. 1555 01:27:11,062 --> 01:27:12,791 You have not won. 1556 01:27:12,964 --> 01:27:15,125 You're alone, Alex. 1557 01:27:21,872 --> 01:27:24,238 I may do a lot of stupid shit... 1558 01:27:24,408 --> 01:27:28,902 ...but I know I'm a lot closer to finding someone than you are. 1559 01:27:36,954 --> 01:27:39,081 BETH: Do you want anything else?. 1560 01:27:39,257 --> 01:27:42,715 Yeah, less of the cardboard crap and more regular people food. 1561 01:27:42,893 --> 01:27:47,489 Well, that cardboard crap is what we call whole-wheat toast. 1562 01:27:47,898 --> 01:27:51,390 Well, maybe you could just fry me up a couple of sausage links. 1563 01:27:51,569 --> 01:27:54,697 People who have just had a heart attack are generally not advised... 1564 01:27:54,872 --> 01:27:58,330 ...to have animal fat that's been stuffed into a synthetic casing. 1565 01:27:58,809 --> 01:28:00,071 [CHUCKLES] 1566 01:28:00,978 --> 01:28:04,641 [VAN MORRlSON'S "l GOT A WOMAN" BLARlNG ON RECORD PLAYER] 1567 01:28:09,053 --> 01:28:12,716 STEVEN: Hey, Beth. Grab me a beer when you get to the kitchen, okay?. 1568 01:28:12,890 --> 01:28:15,723 And a little plate of cold cuts, if there are any left. 1569 01:28:15,893 --> 01:28:19,420 Hey, would you guys please just turn that down a bit?. Dad's trying to sleep. 1570 01:28:19,597 --> 01:28:21,588 You think he wants to hang on to this vinyl?. 1571 01:28:21,766 --> 01:28:23,791 My collection could use a lot of these. 1572 01:28:23,968 --> 01:28:26,300 Would you just turn it the fuck down?. 1573 01:28:29,573 --> 01:28:32,064 Well, we're totally out of toilet paper... 1574 01:28:32,243 --> 01:28:36,873 ...and all we have left to eat is some old jelly and some ramen noodles. 1575 01:28:37,048 --> 01:28:41,712 And our new brother would like to co-opt Dad's property before he's even dead. 1576 01:28:41,886 --> 01:28:45,014 Laura, also your husband would really like another beer... 1577 01:28:45,189 --> 01:28:48,317 ...to go with his fifth consecutive hour of the golf network. 1578 01:28:50,294 --> 01:28:51,886 Are you okay?. 1579 01:28:52,063 --> 01:28:53,189 [CRYlNG] 1580 01:28:53,364 --> 01:28:56,060 Don't worry, honey, Dad's gonna be fine. 1581 01:28:57,768 --> 01:28:59,326 GlGl: Do you know who it is?. -No. 1582 01:29:00,638 --> 01:29:02,503 Doesn't matter. 1583 01:29:03,874 --> 01:29:05,341 So are you gonna leave him?. 1584 01:29:06,410 --> 01:29:09,470 Gigi, he's my husband. 1585 01:29:09,647 --> 01:29:12,810 He's not some guy who didn't call me back. 1586 01:29:12,983 --> 01:29:14,917 He did admit it to me. 1587 01:29:15,286 --> 01:29:18,778 He didn't wait to get caught, which takes courage, you know? 1588 01:29:19,724 --> 01:29:22,090 I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. 1589 01:29:22,259 --> 01:29:23,521 I didn't mean it. 1590 01:29:23,694 --> 01:29:26,128 I know that Alex wasn't just some guy. 1591 01:29:26,497 --> 01:29:28,488 Oh, it's okay. 1592 01:29:32,536 --> 01:29:33,867 It's my fault, you know. 1593 01:29:34,372 --> 01:29:35,430 What? 1594 01:29:35,606 --> 01:29:41,875 Oh, I just think I need to take responsibility for my share in the whole... 1595 01:29:42,046 --> 01:29:44,606 ...mess. You know? 1596 01:29:44,782 --> 01:29:47,546 I forced him into getting married. 1597 01:29:48,452 --> 01:29:51,148 -You know, he wasn't ready. -Janine, this isn't your fault. 1598 01:29:51,322 --> 01:29:54,348 No, it is. It is, I've changed. 1599 01:29:55,126 --> 01:29:56,889 I was... 1600 01:29:57,928 --> 01:30:00,055 ...fun, you know?. 1601 01:30:00,464 --> 01:30:02,261 I was fun when we first met. 1602 01:30:02,433 --> 01:30:03,559 You're still fun. 1603 01:30:03,734 --> 01:30:04,996 [SlGHS] 1604 01:30:12,343 --> 01:30:13,742 We don't have sex anymore. 1605 01:30:19,483 --> 01:30:21,314 Lots of couples go through lulls. 1606 01:30:21,485 --> 01:30:22,975 No, I mean... 1607 01:30:25,423 --> 01:30:28,290 ...we never have sex. 1608 01:30:33,998 --> 01:30:36,023 [JANlNE CRYlNG] 1609 01:30:36,200 --> 01:30:39,226 I mean, realistically, what do I expect him to do, you know? 1610 01:30:39,403 --> 01:30:41,701 I don't think that's really.... 1611 01:30:43,474 --> 01:30:46,102 God, this tile is too small. 1612 01:30:46,277 --> 01:30:48,211 I have to tell Javier. 1613 01:30:48,679 --> 01:30:51,842 -What? -This tile is too small. 1614 01:30:52,149 --> 01:30:55,983 I gotta go. I have to take a personal day, if anyone asks. 1615 01:31:04,361 --> 01:31:07,592 MARlEL: Well, my first husband was unimpressive. 1616 01:31:07,765 --> 01:31:10,563 I found him in bed with his big-breasted secretary... 1617 01:31:10,734 --> 01:31:12,929 ...when I came home early from the Maldives. 1618 01:31:13,103 --> 01:31:16,004 It was just so unoriginal. 1619 01:31:16,173 --> 01:31:18,539 Made me feel sorry for him. 1620 01:31:18,709 --> 01:31:22,372 My second husband was a pinch more creative. 1621 01:31:22,546 --> 01:31:24,343 Cheated on me with my sister... 1622 01:31:24,515 --> 01:31:29,578 ...but made me believe that I was insane for being suspicious. 1623 01:31:29,753 --> 01:31:33,211 So at least some mind games, some intrigue. 1624 01:31:33,390 --> 01:31:37,019 But my last husband, he was a gem. 1625 01:31:37,194 --> 01:31:40,095 He was a veritable master at covering his tracks. 1626 01:31:40,264 --> 01:31:45,201 I mean, I pored over his phone records, I intercepted his credit-card bills... 1627 01:31:45,369 --> 01:31:47,462 ...I had him followed on numerous occasions... 1628 01:31:47,638 --> 01:31:50,971 ...and never found a single shred of evidence. 1629 01:31:51,141 --> 01:31:53,541 It wasn't until he died... 1630 01:31:53,711 --> 01:31:58,910 ...that I found out about the property he owned with his Austrian mistress. 1631 01:31:59,083 --> 01:32:03,782 But the real master, I have to say, is me. 1632 01:32:03,954 --> 01:32:09,620 Three husbands, countless boyfriends, I haven't been caught yet. 1633 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:12,087 ANNA: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1634 01:32:14,331 --> 01:32:17,323 -Oh, my God, oh, my God. I can't-- -Shh. 1635 01:32:23,274 --> 01:32:25,003 BEN: It's over there. 1636 01:32:28,612 --> 01:32:30,273 ANNA: Oh, my God. 1637 01:32:30,447 --> 01:32:32,210 He liked the demo. I can't believe it. 1638 01:32:32,383 --> 01:32:33,441 It's unbelievable. 1639 01:32:33,617 --> 01:32:36,313 Did you hear when he said that it was hauntingly beautiful?. 1640 01:32:36,487 --> 01:32:38,478 Yeah, I was there. I was-- 1641 01:32:38,656 --> 01:32:40,351 I was there, baby. 1642 01:32:40,891 --> 01:32:42,620 Thank you. 1643 01:33:12,389 --> 01:33:14,186 [KNOCKlNG ON DOOR] 1644 01:33:14,692 --> 01:33:18,753 Dana, I'm working. I'm still going over some offering statements. You gotta-- 1645 01:33:19,830 --> 01:33:21,798 You gotta come back later. 1646 01:33:22,533 --> 01:33:24,592 JANlNE: It's not Dana. 1647 01:33:27,705 --> 01:33:28,729 Is that your--? 1648 01:33:29,740 --> 01:33:31,002 -ls that your--?. -Shh. 1649 01:33:31,609 --> 01:33:33,076 [WHlSPERlNG] Can you get in the closet?. 1650 01:33:34,878 --> 01:33:36,436 -Get in the closet. -What?. 1651 01:33:36,614 --> 01:33:39,082 Just go in the closet for a second. Just for a second. 1652 01:33:39,249 --> 01:33:40,273 Ben? 1653 01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:46,283 I keep telling Dana to get that damn lock fixed. 1654 01:33:46,890 --> 01:33:49,825 JANlNE: Why do you even bother locking it?. -What?. 1655 01:33:49,994 --> 01:33:52,394 JANlNE: Why do you bother locking it?. 1656 01:33:53,397 --> 01:33:56,491 Oh, you know I can't get any work done if I don't. 1657 01:34:04,108 --> 01:34:06,633 -Hey. -Hi. 1658 01:34:07,244 --> 01:34:09,712 -Can I come in?. -Yeah, of course. 1659 01:34:22,526 --> 01:34:23,550 What are you doing?. 1660 01:34:24,662 --> 01:34:26,220 JANlNE: Sit down. 1661 01:34:26,497 --> 01:34:28,021 BEN: Okay. 1662 01:34:40,110 --> 01:34:41,737 Hon? 1663 01:34:46,617 --> 01:34:47,675 What are you doing?. 1664 01:34:48,152 --> 01:34:50,313 I don't know. I just thought... 1665 01:34:50,487 --> 01:34:52,114 ...maybe we could-- 1666 01:34:54,024 --> 01:34:55,218 -Sorry. -Are you okay?. 1667 01:34:55,392 --> 01:34:57,383 JANlNE: Maybe if you just go over there. 1668 01:34:57,561 --> 01:34:59,825 Just trying to... 1669 01:35:00,631 --> 01:35:02,462 ...you know, re-light the fire. 1670 01:35:02,633 --> 01:35:04,794 Oh, honey. 1671 01:35:04,968 --> 01:35:09,166 Didn't you hear what I said before?. I really gotta finish these offerings. 1672 01:35:11,141 --> 01:35:12,768 Look... 1673 01:35:14,311 --> 01:35:16,575 ...I'm really trying here. 1674 01:35:18,849 --> 01:35:21,977 Do you wanna save our marriage?. 1675 01:35:26,924 --> 01:35:28,824 Of course. 1676 01:35:29,460 --> 01:35:30,984 Me too. 1677 01:35:55,185 --> 01:35:58,951 Tyrone, you cover 4 through 6 and pitch in with the bussers when you can. 1678 01:35:59,123 --> 01:36:01,091 Wait a minute. I'm on 8 through 1 0. 1679 01:36:01,759 --> 01:36:04,728 Hey, I been working here 1 8 months, 8 through 1 0. 1680 01:36:05,963 --> 01:36:07,931 ALEX: Minor oversight. 1681 01:36:09,566 --> 01:36:12,467 Luis, you cover 4 through 6, then. 1682 01:36:12,636 --> 01:36:16,094 Dude, Luis quit like 1 0 months ago. 1683 01:36:16,273 --> 01:36:17,638 [WORKERS CHUCKLlNG] 1684 01:36:17,841 --> 01:36:19,331 MAN: Yeah, he quit. 1685 01:36:20,677 --> 01:36:23,612 Is there any reason we're even having this meeting? 1686 01:36:23,781 --> 01:36:24,941 Not really. 1687 01:36:25,115 --> 01:36:27,083 -No, not for me. ALEX: Great. Good. Great. 1688 01:36:27,251 --> 01:36:29,151 Meeting adjourned. 1689 01:36:29,319 --> 01:36:31,082 Back to work. 1690 01:36:35,659 --> 01:36:37,923 Hey, Kelli Ann. 1691 01:36:40,097 --> 01:36:41,724 Did I get any calls? 1692 01:36:41,899 --> 01:36:47,235 Since you asked me 1 1 minutes ago, no. Not a lot of phone traffic. 1693 01:36:51,975 --> 01:36:54,205 -Oh, my God. -What?. 1694 01:36:54,878 --> 01:36:55,970 What's her name? 1695 01:36:57,848 --> 01:36:59,179 Who? 1696 01:36:59,349 --> 01:37:00,748 The girl, Alex. 1697 01:37:01,385 --> 01:37:03,546 There's no girl. 1698 01:37:03,720 --> 01:37:05,153 You can't hide it, man. 1699 01:37:05,322 --> 01:37:08,723 I know strung out and you are strung out. 1700 01:37:10,627 --> 01:37:13,187 Okay, please. 1701 01:37:13,730 --> 01:37:15,322 KELLl ANN: This is amazing. 1702 01:37:15,866 --> 01:37:17,629 You can't focus, right? 1703 01:37:17,801 --> 01:37:22,067 Jumping every time your phone rings, checking your e-mail 1 00 times a day... 1704 01:37:22,239 --> 01:37:24,002 ...wishing you could write songs. 1705 01:37:24,174 --> 01:37:28,838 No, feeling the need to bring up her name in random conversations. 1706 01:37:29,513 --> 01:37:33,313 It's always the same and it has happened to you, my friend. 1707 01:37:37,120 --> 01:37:38,644 Shit. 1708 01:37:41,258 --> 01:37:42,623 Welcome to my world, asshole. 1709 01:37:44,795 --> 01:37:46,558 Let me get the door. 1710 01:37:50,200 --> 01:37:53,067 Sure I can't interest you in a little beef and broccoli?. 1711 01:37:53,237 --> 01:37:55,102 I gotta finish this stuff. 1712 01:37:55,272 --> 01:37:56,705 Okay. 1713 01:37:58,208 --> 01:38:01,109 -Yeah. So I'll see you at home. -Okay. 1714 01:38:02,079 --> 01:38:03,740 I love you. 1715 01:38:04,248 --> 01:38:06,079 I love you too. 1716 01:38:10,854 --> 01:38:13,152 -Okay. I'll see you later. Okay, bye. -Bye. 1717 01:38:21,598 --> 01:38:23,225 -You make me sick. -I had no choice. 1718 01:38:23,400 --> 01:38:26,164 -You're a disgusting excuse for a man! -What was I supposed to do? 1719 01:38:26,336 --> 01:38:28,531 -You're the one I wanna be-- -Don't touch me! 1720 01:38:28,705 --> 01:38:31,105 You will never touch me again. 1721 01:38:36,280 --> 01:38:38,714 Dino, thanks again for letting me pay over the phone. 1722 01:38:38,882 --> 01:38:42,943 I assure you this late-payment thing will never happen again. 1723 01:38:43,120 --> 01:38:45,680 Yep, just trying to trim some of the drama out of my life. 1724 01:38:45,856 --> 01:38:46,845 [BEEPlNG] 1725 01:38:47,024 --> 01:38:48,116 Oh, that's my other line. 1726 01:38:48,292 --> 01:38:49,486 Okay, bye. 1727 01:38:49,660 --> 01:38:51,685 -Hello?. BlLL: Hi, Gigi? 1728 01:38:51,862 --> 01:38:53,261 This is Bill. 1729 01:38:53,430 --> 01:38:55,421 -Bill...?. -Alex's friend. 1730 01:38:55,599 --> 01:38:59,695 We were supposed to meet up but Alex told me the wrong day. 1731 01:39:00,404 --> 01:39:02,395 Bill, so you do exist. 1732 01:39:02,572 --> 01:39:03,903 I do. 1733 01:39:04,074 --> 01:39:08,135 And I'd love to buy you dinner sometime if you're still game. 1734 01:39:09,246 --> 01:39:10,508 Yes. 1735 01:39:10,681 --> 01:39:12,808 Sure, why not?. 1736 01:39:16,520 --> 01:39:17,817 [KNOCKlNG ON DOOR] 1737 01:39:20,657 --> 01:39:21,885 Hey. 1738 01:39:22,059 --> 01:39:24,152 Coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. 1739 01:39:24,328 --> 01:39:26,728 Hi. Hi, sweetie. 1740 01:39:27,164 --> 01:39:28,961 See, why did you just call me "sweetie"?. 1741 01:39:29,132 --> 01:39:32,226 -We always call each other that. -Why? 1742 01:39:32,402 --> 01:39:35,394 All right, look, I wanna say something, okay?. 1743 01:39:35,572 --> 01:39:37,972 We call each other "sweetie" all the time. 1744 01:39:38,141 --> 01:39:40,905 And we fall asleep on the phone after talking for hours. 1745 01:39:41,078 --> 01:39:44,445 I washed your hair for you after you had shoulder surgery and everything. 1746 01:39:44,614 --> 01:39:45,979 And it's like we're together. 1747 01:39:46,149 --> 01:39:48,276 -I know that I've been-- -No, hold on a second. 1748 01:39:48,452 --> 01:39:50,283 Let me finish. 1749 01:39:50,454 --> 01:39:52,285 I think maybe this is my fault... 1750 01:39:52,456 --> 01:39:56,187 ...because maybe I wasn't clear about exactly what I want. 1751 01:39:56,360 --> 01:39:58,988 So let me-- Let me be clear. 1752 01:39:59,162 --> 01:40:01,062 I love hanging out. 1753 01:40:01,398 --> 01:40:05,232 But I'm so attracted to you. I just-- I want both. 1754 01:40:05,402 --> 01:40:08,166 I don't know what happened or why we stopped. I don't care. 1755 01:40:08,338 --> 01:40:09,771 Okay. 1756 01:40:11,041 --> 01:40:12,599 -What?. -Okay. 1757 01:40:12,776 --> 01:40:15,973 No, I'm talking about really doing this. Like a full-on relationship. 1758 01:40:16,146 --> 01:40:17,636 Right. 1759 01:40:17,814 --> 01:40:19,145 With me. 1760 01:40:19,316 --> 01:40:20,715 Yeah. 1761 01:40:22,219 --> 01:40:24,084 A bunch of gay people put you up to this?. 1762 01:40:24,254 --> 01:40:26,051 Stop talking. 1763 01:40:45,042 --> 01:40:48,239 DEVON: Stay home. It's an end-around. GEORGE: No, no, it's not. He's still got it. 1764 01:40:48,412 --> 01:40:49,845 He's still got it. 1765 01:40:50,013 --> 01:40:52,607 STEVEN: Shit. -Who let that happen?. It's embarrassing. 1766 01:40:52,783 --> 01:40:56,583 GEORGE: Argh! DEVON: That is so embarrassing. 1767 01:40:56,953 --> 01:40:57,977 What? 1768 01:40:59,256 --> 01:41:01,781 Did any of you guys have a chance to get to the store?. 1769 01:41:02,325 --> 01:41:04,520 Oh, yeah, no. We're good, we got takeout. 1770 01:41:05,095 --> 01:41:07,290 No, I didn't mean for you, I meant f-- 1771 01:41:07,464 --> 01:41:10,433 GEORGE: All right, here we go. -Come on, defense, wake up. 1772 01:41:12,035 --> 01:41:14,799 You have to be kidding me. 1773 01:41:28,085 --> 01:41:31,418 I just got a little bit more of this I gotta finish. 1774 01:41:31,588 --> 01:41:33,749 There's some laundry I'm gonna put away... 1775 01:41:33,924 --> 01:41:36,654 ...then I had another load of clothes in the dryer. 1776 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:40,391 I did get some of the food your dad likes, but some healthy stuff too. 1777 01:41:40,564 --> 01:41:42,395 Just, you know. 1778 01:41:45,368 --> 01:41:47,461 It's gonna be okay. 1779 01:41:50,240 --> 01:41:51,366 It'll be okay. 1780 01:41:58,648 --> 01:42:00,081 [CAR ALARM CHlRPS] 1781 01:42:18,802 --> 01:42:21,327 [HAMMERlNG] 1782 01:43:00,443 --> 01:43:02,570 Bend your knee a little bit more. There you go. 1783 01:43:02,746 --> 01:43:04,873 Inhale, reverse warrior, look up. 1784 01:43:05,048 --> 01:43:06,140 Exhale. 1785 01:43:06,316 --> 01:43:08,546 [PHONE RlNGlNG] 1786 01:43:17,794 --> 01:43:20,661 Hi, you've reached Ben 's cell phone. Please leave-- 1787 01:43:30,607 --> 01:43:32,268 [SlGHS] 1788 01:43:50,327 --> 01:43:53,592 You lying sack of shit! 1789 01:43:53,763 --> 01:43:54,991 [SCREAMlNG] 1790 01:43:58,935 --> 01:44:00,596 Lying! 1791 01:44:00,770 --> 01:44:01,794 Sack! 1792 01:44:01,972 --> 01:44:03,564 Shit! 1793 01:44:42,846 --> 01:44:44,609 Okay. 1794 01:44:44,981 --> 01:44:47,176 [PHONE RlNGlNG] 1795 01:44:55,025 --> 01:44:56,890 GlGl: --or call my cell, or try me at work... 1796 01:44:57,060 --> 01:45:00,393 ...but definitely leave a message here first. Thanks. 1797 01:45:00,563 --> 01:45:03,862 Hey, Gigi, it's Alex. 1798 01:45:04,434 --> 01:45:06,231 How's it going? 1799 01:45:06,403 --> 01:45:08,303 Just wondering how you're doing. 1800 01:45:08,471 --> 01:45:12,305 I haven't talked to you in a little while... 1801 01:45:12,475 --> 01:45:14,636 ...and was just wondering how you're doing. 1802 01:45:14,811 --> 01:45:18,440 So, hey, I was hoping to talk to you. 1803 01:45:19,382 --> 01:45:21,441 Obviously. 1804 01:45:22,018 --> 01:45:23,918 But you're out, I guess. 1805 01:45:24,087 --> 01:45:27,784 So just call me sometime. 1806 01:45:27,957 --> 01:45:29,117 Or tonight. 1807 01:45:29,292 --> 01:45:31,886 I'm around, I'll be-- Well, I'm in and around. 1808 01:45:32,595 --> 01:45:35,291 So that's enough for now. 1809 01:45:36,833 --> 01:45:38,528 It's Alex. 1810 01:45:38,702 --> 01:45:40,294 Okay. 1811 01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:44,964 Dude. 1812 01:45:46,076 --> 01:45:47,668 I know. 1813 01:46:06,629 --> 01:46:07,653 Hey. 1814 01:46:07,831 --> 01:46:09,560 Hey. 1815 01:46:11,568 --> 01:46:12,830 Welcome aboard. 1816 01:46:13,002 --> 01:46:14,162 Might I come aboard? 1817 01:46:14,337 --> 01:46:16,771 Yeah. You remember the boat. 1818 01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:19,465 Well, you know, I thought I did. 1819 01:46:19,642 --> 01:46:22,076 -Or, you know, little.... -But it's been a while. 1820 01:46:22,245 --> 01:46:26,511 You know that dock?. Over there, there's a boat that looks just like yours. 1821 01:46:26,683 --> 01:46:28,116 NElL: Uh-huh. -It's not yours. 1822 01:46:28,284 --> 01:46:30,650 -No, that's not my boat. -It's definitely not. 1823 01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:34,256 But there's a very nice gentleman... 1824 01:46:34,424 --> 01:46:35,686 ...Iiving on the boat... 1825 01:46:35,859 --> 01:46:38,987 ...who invited me in for a white-wine spritzer. 1826 01:46:39,162 --> 01:46:40,288 Oh, good. 1827 01:46:40,463 --> 01:46:44,456 Wasn't expecting visitors. 1828 01:46:44,634 --> 01:46:48,627 That's all right. I just wanted to just come by and say thanks... 1829 01:46:48,805 --> 01:46:50,739 ...for helping yesterday. 1830 01:46:50,907 --> 01:46:54,934 Beth, you know, I'm the same person. 1831 01:46:55,111 --> 01:46:57,545 I would do anything for you. 1832 01:46:57,714 --> 01:47:00,148 I just can't give you.... 1833 01:47:00,316 --> 01:47:02,045 I just can't give you what you want. 1834 01:47:02,218 --> 01:47:04,015 You're what I want. 1835 01:47:04,187 --> 01:47:07,315 Our life together is what I want. 1836 01:47:07,490 --> 01:47:08,582 I miss it. 1837 01:47:08,758 --> 01:47:10,055 I miss you. 1838 01:47:10,226 --> 01:47:12,751 You see those guys my sisters are married to-- 1839 01:47:12,929 --> 01:47:15,489 You're more of a husband to me, not being married... 1840 01:47:15,665 --> 01:47:19,123 ...than those real husbands are ever gonna be, and.... 1841 01:47:19,302 --> 01:47:23,398 It's enough. It's really enough for me. 1842 01:47:25,842 --> 01:47:28,242 And you would be willing... 1843 01:47:28,411 --> 01:47:32,905 ...to take the whole marriage thing off the table completely?. 1844 01:47:33,082 --> 01:47:37,041 If you promise to commit to me and to love me, and-- 1845 01:47:37,220 --> 01:47:39,347 -I already have. -I'm not finished. 1846 01:47:40,023 --> 01:47:41,615 Okay. All right. 1847 01:47:41,791 --> 01:47:45,318 -But I've loved you for seven years-- -Ah-ah. 1848 01:47:45,495 --> 01:47:47,053 Okay. 1849 01:47:48,264 --> 01:47:52,132 You have to snake the drain when my hair gets clogged. 1850 01:47:52,302 --> 01:47:54,270 You know that happens. Okay? 1851 01:47:54,437 --> 01:47:55,870 Okay. Yeah. 1852 01:47:56,039 --> 01:47:57,768 And also... 1853 01:47:59,943 --> 01:48:03,401 ...you have to let me eat those Wheat Thins in bed. You gotta give me that. 1854 01:48:03,580 --> 01:48:05,571 -Okay, fine. All right. -Okay?. 1855 01:48:06,850 --> 01:48:08,545 And.... 1856 01:48:09,118 --> 01:48:10,449 -Yeah. -And?. 1857 01:48:10,620 --> 01:48:13,088 -That's it. -Okay. 1858 01:48:16,993 --> 01:48:18,392 Do I get to come home now? 1859 01:48:19,362 --> 01:48:21,421 I guess you can. 1860 01:48:24,601 --> 01:48:26,796 But these cannot come. 1861 01:48:27,303 --> 01:48:28,895 -What, my pants--? -That's correct. 1862 01:48:29,072 --> 01:48:31,267 -Can't come home?. Why?. -No. 1863 01:48:31,441 --> 01:48:34,706 You just won a really big battle, my friend. Come on. 1864 01:48:36,513 --> 01:48:42,008 So we're not gonna get married, but I have to get rid of my pants. 1865 01:48:42,185 --> 01:48:45,018 Mm-hm. And we both win. 1866 01:48:45,388 --> 01:48:48,323 All right. I'll get rid of them if you like. 1867 01:48:48,591 --> 01:48:50,525 You're getting a lot of bids on this place?. 1868 01:48:50,693 --> 01:48:53,924 Yeah. I know it's crazy, but it's a neighborhood in transition. 1869 01:48:54,097 --> 01:48:57,089 Is that like young, hip, gay couples or something like that?. 1870 01:48:57,267 --> 01:49:01,363 Yeah. Hip gay people, young couples, young families. 1871 01:49:04,374 --> 01:49:05,807 ANNA: Wow. 1872 01:49:06,476 --> 01:49:09,377 God, this reminds me of where I grew up. 1873 01:49:09,779 --> 01:49:12,043 I bet it's got one of the-- 1874 01:49:13,016 --> 01:49:15,075 Wait a minute. 1875 01:49:15,552 --> 01:49:17,816 Oh, yeah. 1876 01:49:18,221 --> 01:49:21,281 Yeah, that's it. 1877 01:49:22,525 --> 01:49:24,390 We used to have the exact same one... 1878 01:49:24,561 --> 01:49:27,894 ...except my mom used it as a desk. 1879 01:49:29,966 --> 01:49:31,934 So... 1880 01:49:32,435 --> 01:49:35,165 ...when do all the fabulous people arrive? 1881 01:49:35,338 --> 01:49:37,499 Well, actually, the open house is tomorrow. 1882 01:49:37,674 --> 01:49:39,938 But I have this one buyer... 1883 01:49:40,109 --> 01:49:43,670 ...and I wanted to make sure his girlfriend likes it first. 1884 01:49:44,247 --> 01:49:46,579 Oh, he has a girlfriend, huh?. 1885 01:49:48,117 --> 01:49:50,085 Yeah, I have an idea. 1886 01:49:50,253 --> 01:49:51,481 For this house. 1887 01:49:51,654 --> 01:49:52,780 For me. 1888 01:49:52,956 --> 01:49:55,720 And hopefully, if you like it... 1889 01:49:55,892 --> 01:49:58,486 ...and things continue to, you know.... 1890 01:50:00,096 --> 01:50:01,495 Anna... 1891 01:50:01,664 --> 01:50:03,723 ...I have a plan, okay? 1892 01:50:03,900 --> 01:50:06,869 I know where my life is going, and I want you to go with me. 1893 01:50:07,036 --> 01:50:09,300 I'm not saying I want you to move in right now... 1894 01:50:09,472 --> 01:50:13,408 ...but I don't want to buy this place unless, at some point... 1895 01:50:13,576 --> 01:50:15,840 ...you could see yourself moving in. 1896 01:50:16,412 --> 01:50:18,107 So, what do you think?. 1897 01:50:19,682 --> 01:50:21,946 I can't do this. 1898 01:50:22,919 --> 01:50:24,546 Okay. 1899 01:50:25,655 --> 01:50:28,624 Well, if it's too fast, I guess we can always just-- 1900 01:50:28,791 --> 01:50:31,021 I can't do any of this. 1901 01:50:31,728 --> 01:50:33,059 I mean... 1902 01:50:33,229 --> 01:50:37,666 ...what you're saying and what you're offering... 1903 01:50:37,834 --> 01:50:40,894 ...is what every girl wants. 1904 01:50:41,070 --> 01:50:43,402 It's what I always wanted. 1905 01:50:43,573 --> 01:50:45,564 It's just.... 1906 01:50:52,348 --> 01:50:53,610 You don't want it with me. 1907 01:51:14,470 --> 01:51:15,494 Okay. 1908 01:51:16,973 --> 01:51:18,838 I have a question. 1909 01:51:20,243 --> 01:51:22,541 Is there any way we could... 1910 01:51:23,479 --> 01:51:26,505 ...dial it back to before, when we were just sleeping together... 1911 01:51:26,683 --> 01:51:30,744 ...because I don't know, I felt like that gelled. 1912 01:51:44,667 --> 01:51:46,225 Babe? 1913 01:52:20,903 --> 01:52:22,131 It was nice meeting you. 1914 01:52:22,305 --> 01:52:24,569 Thank you so much for a lovely evening. 1915 01:52:24,741 --> 01:52:26,538 You too. 1916 01:52:32,882 --> 01:52:33,906 Good night. 1917 01:52:46,662 --> 01:52:48,152 [KNOCKlNG ON DOOR] 1918 01:52:52,969 --> 01:52:55,062 You forget something? 1919 01:52:56,038 --> 01:52:58,029 Yeah, I did. 1920 01:52:58,841 --> 01:53:01,071 Really?. What did you forget?. 1921 01:53:04,781 --> 01:53:06,248 This. 1922 01:53:11,087 --> 01:53:15,547 You came all the way here at 1 1 :00 at night to bring me back a promotional pen?. 1923 01:53:15,725 --> 01:53:16,817 Yeah. 1924 01:53:16,993 --> 01:53:22,329 I thought I should just come up with some really great excuse to get over here. 1925 01:53:22,498 --> 01:53:24,591 That's how it's done, isn't it? 1926 01:53:26,035 --> 01:53:27,366 Sometimes. 1927 01:53:27,537 --> 01:53:30,097 Look, I can't stop thinking about you. 1928 01:53:30,573 --> 01:53:31,767 It's a problem. 1929 01:53:31,941 --> 01:53:36,173 I drive by your place, I call and hang up. 1930 01:53:36,345 --> 01:53:37,369 I'm turning into-- 1931 01:53:37,547 --> 01:53:39,037 Me. 1932 01:53:39,982 --> 01:53:41,643 Yeah. 1933 01:53:44,754 --> 01:53:47,086 A wise person once told me... 1934 01:53:47,256 --> 01:53:52,057 ...that if a guy wants to be with a girl he will make it happen, no matter what. 1935 01:53:52,228 --> 01:53:53,320 That's true. 1936 01:53:53,496 --> 01:53:56,522 But when I was hurling my body onto yours... 1937 01:53:56,699 --> 01:53:58,826 ...you did not seem to want to make it happen. 1938 01:53:59,001 --> 01:54:02,334 Yeah, all right. Here's the thing about that: 1939 01:54:02,505 --> 01:54:03,938 You were right. 1940 01:54:04,106 --> 01:54:07,803 I've gotten so used to keeping myself at a safe distance from all these women... 1941 01:54:07,977 --> 01:54:09,342 ...and having the power... 1942 01:54:09,512 --> 01:54:11,639 ...that I didn't know what it felt like... 1943 01:54:11,814 --> 01:54:14,009 ...when I actually fell... 1944 01:54:14,183 --> 01:54:16,344 ...for one of them. 1945 01:54:19,388 --> 01:54:21,356 I didn't know. 1946 01:54:30,399 --> 01:54:32,765 Look, I just went out with your friend Bill and.... 1947 01:54:32,935 --> 01:54:33,993 Yeah. 1948 01:54:34,170 --> 01:54:36,730 He might be just exactly what I need. 1949 01:54:36,906 --> 01:54:38,635 No drama. 1950 01:54:38,808 --> 01:54:41,106 He calls, he does what he says. 1951 01:54:41,277 --> 01:54:43,404 -I can do that stuff too. -But you didn't. 1952 01:54:43,579 --> 01:54:46,104 And that same wise person told me that I am the rule. 1953 01:54:46,282 --> 01:54:49,877 That I have to stop thinking that every guy will change. 1954 01:54:50,052 --> 01:54:52,316 That I have to stop thinking that-- 1955 01:55:09,639 --> 01:55:11,402 I'm the exception. 1956 01:55:14,510 --> 01:55:17,070 You are my exception. 1957 01:55:57,019 --> 01:55:58,646 [PHONE RlNGS] 1958 01:56:00,423 --> 01:56:01,447 Conor Barry. 1959 01:56:01,624 --> 01:56:04,058 Hi, it's Mary at the Blade. 1960 01:56:04,226 --> 01:56:06,524 I'm looking at your new ad and I love it. 1961 01:56:07,463 --> 01:56:10,023 Really?. You don't think the muscle T is too much?. 1962 01:56:10,700 --> 01:56:14,466 I think the shirt you're wearing now is probably more you. 1963 01:56:16,372 --> 01:56:17,703 What, you here? 1964 01:56:17,873 --> 01:56:20,068 I'm sitting right in front of you. 1965 01:56:20,242 --> 01:56:21,231 [MARY LAUGHlNG] 1966 01:56:21,410 --> 01:56:23,310 Wow, this is you. Mary. 1967 01:56:23,479 --> 01:56:24,537 It's me. 1968 01:56:24,714 --> 01:56:25,942 I'm me. 1969 01:56:29,819 --> 01:56:31,150 Should l--?. 1970 01:56:31,420 --> 01:56:32,751 -Please. Please. -Okay. 1971 01:56:32,922 --> 01:56:34,947 -Talk to you in a minute. -See you in a second. 1972 01:56:35,124 --> 01:56:36,989 Okay. 1973 01:56:38,728 --> 01:56:40,320 Hey. 1974 01:56:40,496 --> 01:56:41,793 -Hi. -How are you? 1975 01:56:41,964 --> 01:56:43,363 It's nice to finally meet you. 1976 01:56:43,532 --> 01:56:44,590 -You too. -ln person. 1977 01:56:45,167 --> 01:56:47,362 This is a pleasant surprise. 1978 01:56:47,536 --> 01:56:48,764 -You.... -What? 1979 01:56:48,938 --> 01:56:52,066 -I don't know. Not what I expected. -My voice doesn't match my face?. 1980 01:56:52,241 --> 01:56:54,607 CONOR: Your voice does not match your face in a good way. 1981 01:56:54,777 --> 01:56:57,803 In a-- Yeah, I mean-- That sounded terrible. 1982 01:57:02,451 --> 01:57:04,180 Amazing. 1983 01:57:04,353 --> 01:57:06,685 I don't know how all this stuff fit in here before. 1984 01:57:06,856 --> 01:57:09,757 I know. It seems like it just expanded. 1985 01:57:18,667 --> 01:57:23,036 You are not trying to get these back in here. 1986 01:57:23,205 --> 01:57:26,140 -You are not getting rid of these pants. -We had a deal, mister. 1987 01:57:26,308 --> 01:57:27,673 These are not staying. 1988 01:57:27,843 --> 01:57:32,177 -You can store those horizontally. -Goodwill wouldn't even take these. 1989 01:57:32,348 --> 01:57:34,816 They could be pressed, flattened, you can-- 1990 01:57:34,984 --> 01:57:38,442 If you're gonna throw them out, at least check the pockets, all right?. 1991 01:57:38,621 --> 01:57:42,250 So you don't throw away some personal items. 1992 01:57:59,508 --> 01:58:02,739 I love you so much. 1993 01:58:03,479 --> 01:58:05,071 So much. 1994 01:58:05,681 --> 01:58:07,876 And I wanna make you happy. 1995 01:58:08,517 --> 01:58:10,451 I need to make you happy... 1996 01:58:10,619 --> 01:58:14,885 ...for me to even have a shot at being happy. 1997 01:58:16,192 --> 01:58:21,391 Will you marry me?. 1998 01:58:27,002 --> 01:58:30,597 Yes, of course I will. Yes. 1999 01:58:30,773 --> 01:58:32,331 Yes. 2000 01:58:36,946 --> 01:58:38,743 NElL: Thank God. 2001 01:58:42,685 --> 01:58:44,915 GlGl: Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up: 2002 01:58:45,087 --> 01:58:47,647 If a guy punches you, he likes you. 2003 01:58:47,823 --> 01:58:50,053 Never try to trim your own bangs. 2004 01:58:50,226 --> 01:58:55,186 And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. 2005 01:58:55,364 --> 01:58:57,025 --and your commitment to each other. 2006 01:58:58,601 --> 01:59:01,934 GlGl : Every movie we see, every story we 're told... 2007 01:59:02,104 --> 01:59:03,799 ...implores us to wait for it. 2008 01:59:04,607 --> 01:59:10,443 The third act twist: The unexpected declaration of love. 2009 01:59:11,413 --> 01:59:13,540 The exception to the rule. 2010 01:59:13,716 --> 01:59:17,277 But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending... 2011 01:59:17,453 --> 01:59:20,149 ... we don 't learn how to read the signs. 2012 01:59:20,322 --> 01:59:23,257 How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don 't. 2013 01:59:23,425 --> 01:59:26,724 The ones who will stay from the ones who will leave. 2014 01:59:35,304 --> 01:59:37,169 -Hi. -Hi. 2015 01:59:37,706 --> 01:59:42,075 GlGl : And maybe this happy ending doesn 't include a wonderful guy. 2016 01:59:43,412 --> 01:59:46,404 Maybe it's you... 2017 01:59:47,950 --> 01:59:49,850 ...on your own... 2018 01:59:50,019 --> 01:59:53,079 ...picking up the pieces and starting over. 2019 01:59:54,423 --> 01:59:58,382 Freeing yourself up for something better in the future. 2020 02:00:00,162 --> 02:00:03,097 Maybe the happy ending is just... 2021 02:00:03,666 --> 02:00:05,600 ...moving on. 2022 02:00:09,405 --> 02:00:12,841 Baby, what are you doing?. It' s our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on. 2023 02:00:13,008 --> 02:00:15,067 MAN: Let's go, Alex. 2024 02:00:15,244 --> 02:00:16,836 Come on, Alex, your turn. 2025 02:00:17,012 --> 02:00:18,274 Ready? LOL. 2026 02:00:18,447 --> 02:00:20,813 Laugh out loud! We won! 2027 02:00:20,983 --> 02:00:22,848 GlGl: Or maybe the happy ending is this: 2028 02:00:23,018 --> 02:00:26,886 Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls and broken hearts... 2029 02:00:27,056 --> 02:00:30,548 ...through all the blunders and misread signals... 2030 02:00:30,726 --> 02:00:33,695 ... through all of the pain and embarrassment... 2031 02:00:33,862 --> 02:00:37,730 ... you never, ever gave up hope. 2032 02:00:44,974 --> 02:00:46,532 NElL: Now that we are married.... 2033 02:00:46,709 --> 02:00:47,971 BETH: We 're gonna move. 2034 02:00:48,143 --> 02:00:50,111 Gonna move. That's one thing we 're gonna do. 2035 02:00:50,279 --> 02:00:54,272 Another thing we 're gonna do is move a little further away from.... 2036 02:00:54,450 --> 02:00:57,214 -Baltimore? - Your sisters. 2037 02:00:57,886 --> 02:00:59,786 JANlNE: I mean, everyone makes mistakes. 2038 02:00:59,955 --> 02:01:04,949 I've started trying to figure out what I wanna do, who I wanna be, you know? 2039 02:01:05,127 --> 02:01:08,756 Probably seems the wrong time to do that, but why not? You know, why not? 2040 02:01:08,931 --> 02:01:10,262 Better later than never. 2041 02:01:10,432 --> 02:01:12,127 I'm dating now. 2042 02:01:14,436 --> 02:01:17,030 MAN: What do you miss most about marriage? 2043 02:01:17,206 --> 02:01:18,673 Have you been married? 2044 02:01:18,841 --> 02:01:19,899 MAN: Yes, I'm married. 2045 02:01:20,075 --> 02:01:21,702 - You are married? MAN: I am married. 2046 02:01:21,877 --> 02:01:23,708 And what's your question? 2047 02:01:23,879 --> 02:01:27,713 MARY: We're heading there, is that fair? CONOR: It's moving fast. Just on our way. 2048 02:01:27,883 --> 02:01:30,647 I like him, I'll say that L word. 2049 02:01:30,819 --> 02:01:33,788 That's true, it does start with an L. Yeah. 2050 02:01:33,956 --> 02:01:36,356 I like her a lot, so.... 2051 02:01:36,525 --> 02:01:39,085 -Good, I'm glad. [MOUTHlNG] I love her. I love her. 2052 02:01:39,795 --> 02:01:42,263 ANNA: You know, what I've been focusing my energy on... 2053 02:01:42,431 --> 02:01:46,265 ...is like a self-discovery, as opposed to dating. 2054 02:01:46,435 --> 02:01:48,869 I don 't know. Maybe dating 's a little overrated. 2055 02:01:49,038 --> 02:01:53,805 Good friend of mine and I are going to India for a few months. 2056 02:01:53,976 --> 02:01:55,375 We're going on a yoga retreat. 2057 02:01:55,544 --> 02:01:57,808 ALEX: I really genuinely love this person-- 2058 02:01:57,980 --> 02:01:59,845 He had asked me to co-host this party... 2059 02:02:00,015 --> 02:02:01,243 ...and I stayed after. 2060 02:02:01,417 --> 02:02:05,080 I was trying to help you out because there was this girl who would not leave... 2061 02:02:05,254 --> 02:02:08,018 -... that tall girl. -Right. She was gross. 2062 02:02:08,190 --> 02:02:09,555 I was trying to-- 2063 02:02:09,725 --> 02:02:11,556 She was-- Come on. 2064 02:09:14,282 --> 02:09:16,273 [Subs by Szymek]