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(Chattering)
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- (golf stroke thwacks)
- (Mozart playing)
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(man yells)
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(hip hop blaring on radio)
# I came from the bottom #
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# I made it to the top #
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# And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to your town
to invade your block #
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# Yo, we live from the hood,
taking over your spot #
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# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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(Whistle blows)
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(hip-hop resumes)
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# I'm gonna drop #
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# Whatever I drop is hot #
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# It's gonna rock #
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(indecipherable rapping)
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# Got so much money,
now I can't be stopped #
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# Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey #
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# I'm gettin' dollars, see,
can't nothin' bother me #
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# Green grass, yeah,
blowin' on the hood #
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# Million-dollar caddy
call me Tiger Woods #
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(Mozart resumes)
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(blaring)
#... from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to the your town
to invade your block #
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# We live from the hood,
takin' over your spot #
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# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
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# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
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# Coming to your town
to invade your block #
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# We ride from the hood,
takin� over your spot #
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# Yo, drop #
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MAN: Nice ride
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- What�s up, my guy?
- Whoa, C-Note, lm a huge fan
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- Is that right? Okay
- Yeah
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What�s up, G?
Hey, who on tour this week?
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Gnarls Barkley
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Can you hook my boy up
with some backstage passes?
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I think he tryin to get
his pimp thing together
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Hey, thanks a lot
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All right? Peace, buddy
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- Hey
- How you doing?
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You still breast feed?
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Well, it ain't the Southside
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- No
- Sure ain�t
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You got to be kidding
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Is this the caliber of person
we want in the club?
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HARRINGTON:
With all due respect, Mr Cummings,
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he was the President of
United States
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An unfortunate accident
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- (laughing)
- And besides, I cant stand the wife
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Denied Next?
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Oh, hmm, dykes on spikes
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I�m led to believe he does have
a very successful talk show
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Denied Next?
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What�s happening, players?
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- DREAD: What�s the burning in here?
- What y'all smokin on?
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- Blip (whispers) pow
- All right
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I call you back
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And how you doin?
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May I help you?
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Yes, I want to get an application
for membership
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You don't just apply
for membership here
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You have to be invited
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Your eyes blue?
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Ooh, I bet they be tryin to kiss you
in the mouth
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(gags)
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(growls)
Denied
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Mr Cummings, we have a problem
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Theres no problem
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- Uh
- C-NOTE: Hell, no
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That ain�t the Rev
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I didn�t know Al Sharpton was a member
What�s happening?
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We in the right place?
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How may we help you?
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(British accent) lm in desperate search
of an application, sir
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Uh, well
take them to the Caddy Master
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We always have a spot in the yard
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for an enterprising young man
who can carry a bag
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- What?
- What?
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Did he call you a nigger?
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- Uh...
- You want me to carry a bag?
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If you�d prefer,
you could work in the stables
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- Horses?!
- How are you with a shovel?
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- Shovel?!
- He just said,
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Nigger, shovel that horse shit
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- Meto shovel horse shit?
- Its honest work
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G, could you please school
this nine-ball on who hes talking to?
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Yes, I will
Gentlemen, step back!
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Shout it
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You are in the presence
of a multi-platinum greatness
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Preach that shit!
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The impresario of hip-hop
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- Bam!
- The godfather of modern rap
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- Bam!
- The artist formerly known as
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- (sings high note)
- Bam!
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- Tell it, girl
- Christopher C Hawkins,
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the one, the only, C-Note
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Southside
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Southside!
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Lm sorry, Mr Note
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l... I don't watch much MTV
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As you can see,
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were in the middle
of reviewing candidates
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for membership, so
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Well, we just in time
Sign me up
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CUMMINGS: Lm afraid it doesn't work
that way
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You see, we have
a very stringent application process
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Stringent
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Can I get a stringent on the rocks?
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Okay, G, could you please show him
some love for me one time
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(C-Note sings a note)
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- How's a million?
- Memberships only 500,000
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Keep the rest as a gratuity,
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you know, for letting us
circumvent your stringent process
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You feel me?
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No, I don't feel you
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This is a very exclusive club
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We have a five-year waiting list
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(snobbish affect)
A five-year waiting list
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of over 600 very qualified candidates
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Very qualified
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We only have 180 members
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I can assure you, Mr Note,
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there is not a chance in hell
that you will be number 181
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You feel me?
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That�s cold, my brother
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lm not your brother
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That�s some astringent shit
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Please show Mr Note and his friends
to the exit
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Yo, yo, yoyo, yo
Hey, this some bullshit
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Were gonna talk
to Johnny Cochran about this
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Hes dead
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Oh, wait a minute
You killed Johnny Cochran?
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You moron
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Hes dead?
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Lets ride
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- Lets go
- This is astringent
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- All this is astringent
- DREAD: Yeah, we comin back
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We comin back
with more black people
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Well be talkin to you soon
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BIG LARGE: Step outside,
well be astringent
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DREAD: Come on here, girl
Thank you
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(man rapping reggaeton)
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Great party house
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on one of the best streets
in Carolina Pines
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Location, location, location, right?
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Oh, it has a six-car garage,
plenty of parking for all your guests,
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and more square footage
than you�ll know what to do with
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Oh, Tom Cruise lives
two doors down
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His lot size is much smaller
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Now, cant you just hear the blender
whipping up a batch of Margaritas
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while you�re kicking back,
catching some rays with your bitches
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- Your what?
- Bitches
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Watch your mouth, buddy
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Oh, bitches, pretty girls, I get it
lm down with that
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I could just smell those lines being cut
Mmm
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Are you pickin up
what lm puttin down?
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You feel me, don�t ya?
Yeah
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All right, lets move on
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If I haven�t sold you already,
give me one more chance
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because this is
the pi�ce de r�sistance
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You have the entire
Carolina Pines Golf and Country Club
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right here in your back yard
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Oh, and that...
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that right there is the 17th hole,
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made famous
when Jack Nicklaus called it the
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Best hole in all of golf
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Yes, you�re a fan
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Everybody knows Jacks the man
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Yeah, but all about Tiger
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- Hes so cute
- Hey, G, how we looking?
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That was my contact
at the County Registrars office
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Everything checks out
We good
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All right
Well take it, all cash offer
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Tell your client I need to close
by the end of business tomorrow
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- Can you do that?
- Oh, fabulous
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You are really going to spice things up around
here
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You bring the sugar
Fantastic
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- Honey
- Hmm?
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I have a lesson with the golf pro today
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That�s fine, honey
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Just keep your head down
and keep your eyes on the ball
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What do you think
about what lm wearing?
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Uh, yeah its perfect
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Ugh
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I think III wear this
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it wont restrict my swing
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Well, that�s perfect, honey
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Just remember,
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keep your head down
and your eyes on the ball
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CUMMINGS:
So when will you make a decision?
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FROSTY:
Within the next three weeks
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CUMMINGS: Well, I think I speak
for everyone here at Carolina Pines
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when I say
we would love to host the US Open
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We did have
a successful tournament here,
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the year that Jack Nicklaus
shot a 62 on the last day
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Oh, yeah, he had a good round
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its only two strokes
off my course record
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(Mick groans)
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Did I ever tell you about that?
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Just last week
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- Never grows old, sir
- Yeah
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- (siren rings in the distance)
- Did you hear something?
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Uh, I think its coming
from the 17th, over there
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- (slow hip hop playing)
- Come on, girls, give it to me now
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Stay close
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- Sexy
- # That�s right #
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- Oh
- # Burn, man #
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- Shit
- # Uh-huh, now#
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- # lm back #
- Oh, I love my job
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# lm your fireman,
fire, fa, fireman #
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# I got that fire, lm hollering #
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00:10:09,305 --> 00:10:10,533
# I got that fire, come and try me #
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00:10:10,606 --> 00:10:13,905
# You can spark it up,
and lm-a put you out #
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# Ain�t nobody fucking
with me man #
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# Heatman, Ski Mask,
spending next weeks cash, he fast #
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- # And I don�t even need a G pass #
- Shake what your mamma gave ya, yeah
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# lm passing em out now#
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# And you cant have that #
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# And my chain Toucan Sam that #
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# Tropical colors you cant match that #
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# Gotta be abstract #
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- Oh, how y�all...
- # You catch my gal legs open #
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- # Betta smash that #
- Cut!
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(needle pulls off record)
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What the hell are you doing
in my golf course?
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Shootin a music video
What it look like?
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It looks to me like trespassing
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It does look like trespassing
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And you�re the one
that�s doin the trespassing
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Now, get your monkey ass
off my property
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Your property?
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You see that line?
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It represents
the property line of that estate
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Now, 99 years ago your club
leased the land from the owner of record
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That 99-year lease expired yesterday,
and was not renewed
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One acre belonging to Carolina Pines
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reverted back to the owner
of that property
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Guess who closed escrow yesterday?
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Whoo!
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How much do you want?
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Oh, it ain�t about the money
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I don't wanna beat you up
on the land at all
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All I want is a membership,
and I sign everything over to you
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III never get that past the board
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All right, girls,
were going commando style
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Everybody take off your tops
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Whoa, whoa, whoa...
All right, III try
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III do what l...
You got a deal
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Okay
Don�t play with me, though
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00:11:41,964 --> 00:11:46,094
III keep you up
way past your bedtime deal?
252
00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,341
All right, everybody back to one
Here we go, girls
253
00:11:54,410 --> 00:11:55,934
And action!
254
00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,847
- # Yeah, yeah #
- Uh, lm sorry, Frosty
255
00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:01,406
Just a slight misunderstanding
256
00:12:01,484 --> 00:12:02,815
Is he a member?
257
00:12:03,819 --> 00:12:05,810
(laughs)
No I assure you, no
258
00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:08,948
III be back in three weeks
to make my final decision
259
00:12:09,025 --> 00:12:11,789
Well make this our little secret,
260
00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:14,591
but if I find out that this
is how you run your club, Cummings,
261
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:17,224
the only thing you�ll be hosting
is a Bud Light commercial
262
00:12:19,869 --> 00:12:23,032
I like those Bud Light commercials...
funny and creat...
263
00:12:23,839 --> 00:12:25,534
I�m all over it, sir
264
00:12:25,608 --> 00:12:28,042
Can I go back and watch
for a little bit?
265
00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,805
No
266
00:12:34,383 --> 00:12:36,510
Everyone
267
00:12:36,585 --> 00:12:39,816
Id like to introduce you
to Miss Shannon Williams
268
00:12:39,889 --> 00:12:42,551
Hello Nice to meet you all
269
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,321
l've hired Miss Williams
to handle the C-Note situation
270
00:12:45,394 --> 00:12:46,725
She comes highly recommended
271
00:12:46,796 --> 00:12:49,162
Graduated top of her class
from Harvard,
272
00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:50,892
law degree from Columbia
273
00:12:51,467 --> 00:12:52,456
Miss Williams
274
00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,534
Gentlemen,
lm not going to waste your time
275
00:12:55,604 --> 00:12:58,198
He owns the property legally
and outright,
276
00:12:58,274 --> 00:13:00,469
and you have
no legal recourse to get it back
277
00:13:00,543 --> 00:13:03,671
Now, the way I see it
is you have two choices...
278
00:13:03,746 --> 00:13:06,374
Take his offer or buy him out
279
00:13:06,449 --> 00:13:09,475
- Harrington?
- Well, yes, its a complex scenario...
280
00:13:09,552 --> 00:13:11,986
- Well buy him out
- Well buy him out
281
00:13:12,054 --> 00:13:14,386
As you legal counsel,
I would advise against it
282
00:13:14,457 --> 00:13:17,358
If I were you, Id take his offer
283
00:13:17,426 --> 00:13:19,690
- Not an option
- Not an option, no
284
00:13:19,762 --> 00:13:20,751
May I ask why?
285
00:13:20,830 --> 00:13:23,230
Hes a... hes a rapper
286
00:13:23,299 --> 00:13:24,698
Not quite our class, dear
287
00:13:24,767 --> 00:13:28,533
This is not a strip club
its a golf and polo club
288
00:13:28,604 --> 00:13:30,697
its gentleman�s club
289
00:13:30,773 --> 00:13:32,900
Well, its gonna cost you
290
00:13:32,975 --> 00:13:34,602
Throw some money at him,
Miss Williams,
291
00:13:34,677 --> 00:13:36,201
and make him go away
292
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,344
C-NOTE: That�s right
293
00:13:45,421 --> 00:13:47,548
So what I need you to do
is call your boys,
294
00:13:47,623 --> 00:13:50,114
crunch the numbers and y�all
gotta make this thing work for me
295
00:13:50,192 --> 00:13:52,023
I don�t think its working
on the bill, you now
296
00:13:52,094 --> 00:13:53,789
You either want to be
part of the team or you don�t
297
00:13:53,863 --> 00:13:55,387
Toodles Jackass
298
00:13:55,464 --> 00:14:00,128
Sorry to interrupt you, C,
but we have here a Ms Williams,
299
00:14:00,202 --> 00:14:01,635
and she�s a
300
00:14:01,704 --> 00:14:02,671
lawyer?
301
00:14:03,539 --> 00:14:05,268
Can I interest you
in something to drink?
302
00:14:05,341 --> 00:14:07,241
No, thank you
This is a business call
303
00:14:07,309 --> 00:14:08,799
- Water?
- No
304
00:14:08,878 --> 00:14:10,470
- Kool Aid?
- No
305
00:14:10,546 --> 00:14:13,879
- Juice?
- No, thank you, Mr Hawkins
306
00:14:13,949 --> 00:14:15,246
All right, cool
Have a seat
307
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:18,978
Okay
308
00:14:19,055 --> 00:14:21,956
We gotta give you a hand
309
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:25,088
- Smart play
- How's that?
310
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:30,098
Sending a beautiful, voluptuous,
honey-caramel-complexioned sister here
311
00:14:30,166 --> 00:14:32,259
to do battle with the big bad brother
from the streets
312
00:14:32,368 --> 00:14:35,667
Mr Hawkins,
you�re hardly from the streets
313
00:14:35,738 --> 00:14:37,171
You went to Dartmouth
314
00:14:37,239 --> 00:14:40,037
You graduated
with a bachelor degree in business,
315
00:14:40,109 --> 00:14:41,599
a minor in English lit
316
00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:44,202
- Hmm
- You played lacrosse for the Big Green
317
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:45,508
Rightwing, wasn�t it?
318
00:14:45,581 --> 00:14:49,881
So this gangsta rap thing cover up
that you got going
319
00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,442
wont get any play with me
320
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,115
Well, either you know
how to Google real good,
321
00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:56,818
or somebody done did their homework
322
00:14:56,892 --> 00:14:59,258
Well, I like to know
who lm dealing with
323
00:14:59,328 --> 00:15:00,352
So were dealing now
324
00:15:00,429 --> 00:15:02,829
Yes, lm authorized
to settle this dispute
325
00:15:02,898 --> 00:15:04,126
All I want is the membership
326
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,792
I don�t know nothing
about no dispute
327
00:15:05,868 --> 00:15:10,305
My client was under duress
and made a rash verbal commitment
328
00:15:10,372 --> 00:15:12,863
Hed like to honor his word but alter it
329
00:15:12,942 --> 00:15:14,307
Oh, this ain�t about the money
330
00:15:14,376 --> 00:15:17,607
I know
its about sticking it to the man
331
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,772
So what�s the number?
332
00:15:18,848 --> 00:15:20,145
There is no number
333
00:15:20,216 --> 00:15:23,777
Come on
Everybody has a price
334
00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:25,115
Girl, you done brought me a gift?
335
00:15:25,187 --> 00:15:26,518
Yes, we did
336
00:15:27,957 --> 00:15:29,015
Three million dollars?
337
00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,650
That�s grocery money, baby
338
00:15:31,727 --> 00:15:35,458
Now, the property alone is worth
five million in a soft market
339
00:15:35,531 --> 00:15:38,056
You do the math
You tryin to play me?
340
00:15:38,134 --> 00:15:40,068
Lm not trying to play you
341
00:15:40,136 --> 00:15:42,627
I just want to settle this
So what will it take?
342
00:15:42,705 --> 00:15:45,196
I want a membership,
343
00:15:45,274 --> 00:15:48,573
and I wanna
stick it to the man
344
00:15:50,379 --> 00:15:51,403
And the deal is done
345
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,345
# You know it could happen,
it don't happen#
346
00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:54,677
# Till it happen, when it happen#
347
00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:56,047
- # You gonna wish it never did #
- # Hey! #
348
00:15:56,118 --> 00:15:57,608
BIG LARGE:
That�s the 458, man
349
00:15:57,686 --> 00:16:01,315
You got the 458
where the 622 should be
350
00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:03,756
its stupid its stupid!
351
00:16:03,826 --> 00:16:06,294
MISS WILLIAMS:
Are you sure you wont reconsider?
352
00:16:06,362 --> 00:16:08,728
Well, I don�t know
353
00:16:08,797 --> 00:16:13,700
You might have to tell your boss man,
sir, that I ain�t gonna change my mind
354
00:16:13,769 --> 00:16:17,569
C-100!
Lookin good
355
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,904
Bam, check it out
356
00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:20,907
What�s up?
357
00:16:20,976 --> 00:16:23,274
Plasma screen televisions,
X-Box 360,
358
00:16:23,345 --> 00:16:27,179
30-gig mega... rrrrr
with a rrrr hard drive
359
00:16:27,249 --> 00:16:29,740
so you can download the
(makes noise) MP3
360
00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,344
(laughs)
361
00:16:32,421 --> 00:16:36,118
Navigation system
so you can ghost-ride the whip
362
00:16:36,192 --> 00:16:38,126
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
363
00:16:38,194 --> 00:16:40,219
- # Ghost-ride the whip #
- # (together) ghost-ride the whip #
364
00:16:40,296 --> 00:16:41,285
# Ghost-ride the whip #
365
00:16:41,363 --> 00:16:42,887
C-NOTE: # Now, freeze #
366
00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:44,125
Let it go
Bam!
367
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:46,134
- Bill me, baby
- What you know about that?
368
00:16:46,202 --> 00:16:47,294
- What�s happenin?
- # You know it could happen #
369
00:16:47,369 --> 00:16:48,734
- Yeah!
- # It don't happen#
370
00:16:48,804 --> 00:16:51,796
# Till it happen when it happen,
you gonna wish it never did #
371
00:16:51,874 --> 00:16:53,739
# You know it could happen#
372
00:16:53,809 --> 00:16:55,606
# It don't happen
till it happen when it happen#
373
00:16:55,678 --> 00:16:57,407
# You gonna wish it never did #
374
00:17:02,184 --> 00:17:04,345
So how much it cost me?
375
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:07,218
Nothing Hes not interested
in your money
376
00:17:07,289 --> 00:17:10,122
This is not acceptable,
Miss Williams
377
00:17:10,192 --> 00:17:14,788
I need you to kid-glove this guy,
you know, speak his language,
378
00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:17,457
you know, wine and dine him
379
00:17:17,533 --> 00:17:21,128
Mr Cummings, I am a lawyer,
not a street hooker
380
00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,899
I didn�t mean to insult you,
Miss Williams
381
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,873
lm just up against it
382
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:28,239
Exactly what are you up against?
383
00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:33,009
His lifestyle has jeopardized
our chances of hosting the US Open
384
00:17:33,082 --> 00:17:36,176
The USGAs going to be here
in three weeks to make their decision,
385
00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:37,514
and I need this guy gone
386
00:17:37,586 --> 00:17:43,286
I will not let a low-life street thug ruin everything
l�ve worked so hard for
387
00:17:43,359 --> 00:17:45,156
So give him a membership
388
00:17:45,227 --> 00:17:46,694
Have you not been listening
to what l�ve been saying?
389
00:17:46,762 --> 00:17:48,662
According to your bylaws,
390
00:17:48,731 --> 00:17:52,792
all new members are on probation
for the first four weeks
391
00:17:52,868 --> 00:17:56,099
Ah
I like where you�re heads at
392
00:17:56,171 --> 00:18:00,164
If he even breaks one rule,
the slightest infraction,
393
00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:01,766
Yeah, he wont last one day
394
00:18:01,844 --> 00:18:03,869
And then you�ll have grounds
for dismemberment
395
00:18:03,946 --> 00:18:09,475
Dismemberment
Oh l like the sound of that
396
00:18:09,551 --> 00:18:12,349
I thought you would
397
00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:13,979
Have a good day
398
00:18:20,195 --> 00:18:21,924
(helicopter whirring)
399
00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:51,683
Whoa, Killah Ink
400
00:19:35,170 --> 00:19:38,298
Hey, Mr C
What�s happening, baby?
401
00:19:38,374 --> 00:19:39,773
I have to hand it to you,
Mr Hawkins
402
00:19:39,842 --> 00:19:42,310
- That was a heck of an entrance
- Who got next?
403
00:19:44,046 --> 00:19:46,037
Show me the money
Show me the channel, baby
404
00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:48,174
Show me that cheese
Get in where you fit in
405
00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,808
Money talkin, bullshitwalkin
406
00:19:49,885 --> 00:19:53,013
We doin it just like the strip clubs
You got to pay to play, baby
407
00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:55,215
How you feelin, kid?
You ready to sink this thing or what?
408
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,121
- Nothing but net
- Call the shot, Caddy Mack
409
00:19:57,192 --> 00:19:59,387
Okay, boys, listen up
Here�s the shot
410
00:19:59,461 --> 00:20:01,622
Off the ice machine, into the pole,
411
00:20:01,697 --> 00:20:04,996
off the fire extinguisher,
into the ball washer,
412
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,160
bounce, bounce, bounce,
into the vending machine,
413
00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:08,294
into the bucket
414
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,769
Easy like Sunday morning, baby
415
00:20:09,838 --> 00:20:12,102
Now, you good, Mick-o,
but you ain�t that good
416
00:20:12,174 --> 00:20:13,766
You guys, step back for me, huh?
417
00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:15,605
Hey, what kind of odds
are y�all layin down
418
00:20:15,677 --> 00:20:17,440
- What�s up? What you doin, hustler?
- What�s up, baby?
419
00:20:17,513 --> 00:20:20,846
- Hey, ol timer How ya doin, bro?
- Hey
420
00:20:20,916 --> 00:20:22,543
- Good to see you, man
- Whoo, how's your mom?
421
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:24,347
- Doin good, man
- Well, you give her my best
422
00:20:24,420 --> 00:20:25,614
- Will do, will do
- Yo, yo, my man
423
00:20:25,687 --> 00:20:27,177
Why don�t you did deep
in your pockets
424
00:20:27,256 --> 00:20:28,416
and get into this game?
425
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:30,253
Boy, you still out here
hustling them greens?
426
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:31,587
Is water still wet?
427
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,356
Does a bear shit in the woods
and wipe his ass with a white rabbit?
428
00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,024
You�re damn right
lm still reading them, baby
429
00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:39,260
Well, III tell you what
Ten to one
430
00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:41,962
my man right here
slams it home, baby
431
00:20:42,037 --> 00:20:44,505
If you wanna rake some easy cash,
Id take that bet
432
00:20:44,573 --> 00:20:46,165
lm gonna make it
even sweeter for you
433
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:47,367
I want a stack
434
00:20:47,443 --> 00:20:50,276
That�s a stizzle on my nizzle
for the whizzle
435
00:20:50,345 --> 00:20:51,710
That�s the win if you know that one
436
00:20:51,780 --> 00:20:53,179
Make it light on yourself, baby
437
00:21:05,694 --> 00:21:08,595
Come on, baby
Come on, come on, baby
438
00:21:13,135 --> 00:21:15,160
- MAN: Yeah!
- (men hollering)
439
00:21:15,771 --> 00:21:17,329
- Bam!
- Money!
440
00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,668
That boy got game
441
00:21:18,740 --> 00:21:21,834
Tiger who?
Tiger mother-lovin who
442
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:23,002
Yes
443
00:21:27,749 --> 00:21:29,410
(hip hop blaring on radio)
# Throws some Ds on that #
444
00:21:29,485 --> 00:21:30,713
# Just bought a Cadillac #
445
00:21:30,786 --> 00:21:32,344
# Rich Boy sellin' it #
446
00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:33,911
# All them haters wanna jack #
447
00:21:33,989 --> 00:21:36,753
# Tight, no stick,
just bought a Cadillac #
448
00:21:36,825 --> 00:21:37,814
# Throw some Ds on that #
449
00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:39,724
# Just bought a Cadillac #
450
00:21:39,795 --> 00:21:41,262
# Throw some Ds on that b... #
451
00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:42,729
Throw some Ds on that ho!
452
00:21:42,798 --> 00:21:44,265
Sweet ride
453
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,493
Wilson, shut up
454
00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:48,365
- Sorry
- Man, you look like the Easter Bunny
455
00:21:51,006 --> 00:21:53,770
Mr C, Mr C, I didn�t know
they made them pants for men
456
00:21:53,842 --> 00:21:55,241
I thought they was women�s britches
457
00:21:55,911 --> 00:21:58,573
Look like a red-headed bitch
with a blue sweater on
458
00:21:58,647 --> 00:22:00,137
Quiet on the tee
459
00:22:04,152 --> 00:22:06,484
(Big Large meowing)
460
00:22:08,323 --> 00:22:10,257
(laughing)
461
00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:11,792
- (C-Note makes cat growl)
- (Dread barks)
462
00:22:14,196 --> 00:22:15,959
C-NOTE: I love it
463
00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:20,901
Now its time to play some golf
464
00:22:26,808 --> 00:22:30,574
MAN: # You know,
cash boys, the music man#
465
00:22:30,646 --> 00:22:34,207
# Yeah, let me tell you
why I'm undefeated #
466
00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,875
# I'm the best at this game #
467
00:22:35,951 --> 00:22:37,976
# lost one as soon as you
stepped in this lane #
468
00:22:38,053 --> 00:22:39,748
# Told y'all, showed y'all
I was the one #
469
00:22:39,821 --> 00:22:41,584
# Spittin' flames,
shinin' bright as the sun#
470
00:22:41,657 --> 00:22:43,921
# So I rock my ice just to cool y'all #
471
00:22:43,992 --> 00:22:46,119
# Do you know how much money
this jewelry costs? #
472
00:22:46,194 --> 00:22:48,094
# Hold onto that thought,
I'm B-A-D #
473
00:22:48,163 --> 00:22:50,757
# Starvin' MCs I E-A-T#
474
00:22:50,832 --> 00:22:52,732
# Now, y'all couldn't beat us,
even if you cheat us #
475
00:22:52,801 --> 00:22:54,996
# On the golf course
in my Adidas #
476
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,799
# I'm far side,
it's all right #
477
00:22:56,872 --> 00:22:59,067
# On the green, gettin' high
as I shoot the par-fives #
478
00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:00,972
# Stop cry in',
what's all the fuss about? #
479
00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:03,773
# Like MTV, I'll burn this house #
480
00:23:03,845 --> 00:23:05,437
# Might get mad, flip,
freakin' cuss you out #
481
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,675
# Like you a bad mutha,
shut your mouth #
482
00:23:07,749 --> 00:23:10,309
# I won this game like a champion#
483
00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:11,682
# 'Cause I'm always doin'
what can't be done #
484
00:23:11,753 --> 00:23:13,812
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
485
00:23:13,889 --> 00:23:16,653
# On a winnin' spree,
call it a victory #
486
00:23:16,725 --> 00:23:18,750
# I won this game like a champion#
487
00:23:18,827 --> 00:23:21,159
# And I'm always doin'
what can't be done #
488
00:23:21,229 --> 00:23:22,696
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
489
00:23:22,764 --> 00:23:25,130
# On a winnin� spree,
call it a victory #
490
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:27,930
WOMAN:
# He don't talk the name about it... #
491
00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:29,664
Oh, Mulligan!
492
00:23:32,407 --> 00:23:33,806
Can I give you a piece of advice?
493
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,036
Take it back low and slow
494
00:23:36,111 --> 00:23:38,045
And then when you come through
and hit the ball,
495
00:23:38,113 --> 00:23:39,307
just don�t try to kill it
496
00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:40,405
I gotcha
497
00:23:42,217 --> 00:23:44,617
Whoo! Yeah
498
00:23:44,686 --> 00:23:46,278
Nice call
499
00:23:46,355 --> 00:23:47,982
- Who�s your caddy?
- You
500
00:23:48,924 --> 00:23:50,391
Ride up front with your boy
Lets go, y�all
501
00:23:51,126 --> 00:23:52,991
# I won this game like a champion #
502
00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:55,325
# Another hole-in-one
when I hit the tee #
503
00:23:55,397 --> 00:23:58,059
# On a winnin spree,
call it a victory #
504
00:23:58,133 --> 00:24:00,658
Uh, give me my 60-degree wedge
505
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:06,234
Check this out
506
00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:09,605
Is that a Nos system?
507
00:24:09,678 --> 00:24:12,374
You better believe it
Want me to give it some juice?
508
00:24:12,447 --> 00:24:14,642
- Yeah
- Hey, yo, B, hold on
509
00:24:14,716 --> 00:24:16,741
- What?
- I�m-a count you down
510
00:24:16,818 --> 00:24:19,252
Three, two, one
511
00:24:19,955 --> 00:24:21,786
(all screaming)
512
00:24:34,803 --> 00:24:36,031
Southside
513
00:24:36,104 --> 00:24:37,128
Slow down!
514
00:24:38,306 --> 00:24:39,864
Brake!
515
00:24:44,146 --> 00:24:46,376
Incoming!
516
00:24:52,354 --> 00:24:53,912
Oh
517
00:24:53,989 --> 00:24:55,286
Ohh!
518
00:24:56,925 --> 00:24:58,722
C-NOTE: Damn
519
00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,125
Hey, boy
520
00:25:01,863 --> 00:25:03,125
(bones creak)
521
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:05,564
Whoo!
522
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,226
Fore!
523
00:25:07,302 --> 00:25:08,360
You stupid
524
00:25:08,437 --> 00:25:09,768
(groans)
525
00:25:11,339 --> 00:25:14,536
- Here, come on
- How would you say, 50 feet?
526
00:25:14,609 --> 00:25:15,837
(groans weakly)
527
00:25:21,883 --> 00:25:23,612
C-NOTE: (slaps back)
Hey, Mr C,
528
00:25:23,685 --> 00:25:24,811
what�d you shoot today, baby?
529
00:25:24,886 --> 00:25:26,945
(weakly)
Uh, I only got one hole in
530
00:25:27,022 --> 00:25:32,392
So that means you shot a low score
(chuckles)
531
00:25:32,461 --> 00:25:34,326
Hello
532
00:25:36,064 --> 00:25:39,659
That looks scrumptious-ssss
533
00:25:39,735 --> 00:25:42,169
Well, its She Crab Soup
534
00:25:42,237 --> 00:25:46,435
its our signature dish
You really should try some, sir
535
00:25:47,709 --> 00:25:48,801
I will
536
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:54,173
(sniffs)
537
00:25:54,249 --> 00:25:56,513
(Mrs Cummings gasps, moans)
538
00:25:56,585 --> 00:25:58,450
(sniffs)
539
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,680
- Mm-hmm
- (groans)
540
00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:00,813
Mm-hmm
541
00:26:06,161 --> 00:26:08,823
Hey my-guy,
what�s your name, buddy?
542
00:26:08,897 --> 00:26:10,296
Wilson, sir
543
00:26:10,365 --> 00:26:12,162
Nah, don�t call me sir
The names Christopher
544
00:26:12,234 --> 00:26:14,896
Sorry, sir... I mean, Christopher, sir...
I mean... I like you
545
00:26:14,970 --> 00:26:16,995
All right, Dice Clay Jr, sir
546
00:26:18,774 --> 00:26:20,241
(slaps hard)
Holler at your boy, Mr C!
547
00:26:22,210 --> 00:26:23,507
(whispers)
Holler at ya, Miss
548
00:26:26,448 --> 00:26:27,881
(humming)
549
00:26:30,685 --> 00:26:37,090
# Freedom gonna come some day #
550
00:26:37,159 --> 00:26:40,890
# Freedom, oh, oh #
551
00:26:40,962 --> 00:26:42,520
(humming)
552
00:26:44,432 --> 00:26:45,694
(stops humming)
553
00:26:49,104 --> 00:26:51,265
(hums)
554
00:26:52,607 --> 00:26:54,370
You see something you like?
555
00:26:54,442 --> 00:26:55,670
(chuckles)
556
00:26:55,744 --> 00:26:58,474
You better keep looking
at the man in the mirror
557
00:26:58,547 --> 00:26:59,536
bro
558
00:27:01,583 --> 00:27:04,711
I know I got a bangin body
I got it goin on
559
00:27:04,786 --> 00:27:06,777
# You must like what you see #
560
00:27:06,955 --> 00:27:08,980
# You must like what you see #
561
00:27:09,057 --> 00:27:11,184
# Cause you see a brother like me #
562
00:27:11,259 --> 00:27:14,422
# Huh, huh, huh,
and lm-a break it down #
563
00:27:14,496 --> 00:27:15,485
# lm-a break it down #
564
00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:18,260
# And when I wanna stop #
(farts)
565
00:27:19,634 --> 00:27:22,034
(farts)
# Back to the beat #
566
00:27:22,103 --> 00:27:24,901
# Bam, bam, bam #
567
00:27:24,973 --> 00:27:28,568
Look, I know it looks big,
but its only three inches
568
00:27:28,643 --> 00:27:30,474
from the back wall
569
00:27:32,981 --> 00:27:34,448
How's your mamma and them?
570
00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:39,877
(Lady G gasps)
Oh, oh, oh
571
00:27:39,955 --> 00:27:41,582
This is a nice-ass pad
572
00:27:41,656 --> 00:27:43,521
What�s happenin, baby
573
00:27:43,592 --> 00:27:47,961
Yeah, if you like turned-up collars
with polo ponies and pink-striped pants
574
00:27:48,029 --> 00:27:49,826
- Which we don�t
- Which we don�t
575
00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:53,163
Now, what�s this, though?
Trophies, anyone?
576
00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:56,227
Okay, not only do they have trophies,
they got a pimp cup
577
00:27:56,304 --> 00:27:58,431
Look at this, the Inglewood pimp cup
578
00:27:58,506 --> 00:28:01,475
- Hmm
- Look, they put your balls in a glass
579
00:28:01,543 --> 00:28:05,138
Yeah
I don�t see no pictures of my boy Tiger
580
00:28:05,213 --> 00:28:06,680
(Southern accent)
Nah, no negras hear
581
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:10,244
C-NOTE: We got goin?
582
00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:12,946
Nah, hold up
That�s a brother right there, isn�t it?
583
00:28:14,689 --> 00:28:16,179
DREAD: No, that�s just a caddy
584
00:28:22,230 --> 00:28:23,754
WILSON: Hey, what up, Christopher?
585
00:28:23,832 --> 00:28:25,299
I hear you�re getting
your jacket tonight, man
586
00:28:25,367 --> 00:28:27,358
- That�s tight
- What�s up, baby boy?
587
00:28:28,403 --> 00:28:30,530
- Whatch a doin?
- (chuckles)
588
00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:33,165
Your dads got
a lot of hardware around here
589
00:28:33,241 --> 00:28:35,402
Looks like
he the club champion up in here
590
00:28:35,477 --> 00:28:36,910
Yeah He cheats
591
00:28:36,978 --> 00:28:38,411
What�s this right here?
592
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:39,947
Carolina Classic?
593
00:28:40,015 --> 00:28:42,006
Its the biggest polo tournament
in the country
594
00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:44,017
- You play?
- I suck
595
00:28:44,085 --> 00:28:46,178
- Can anybody play?
- If you got the bankroll, yeah
596
00:28:46,254 --> 00:28:49,087
Hey, gang, I think its time
we bought ourselves a polo team
597
00:28:49,157 --> 00:28:50,749
- G, you got me?
- I got you
598
00:28:50,825 --> 00:28:53,385
Call Ralph
Party, people!
599
00:28:55,697 --> 00:28:56,721
- Yeah
- Horse?
600
00:28:56,798 --> 00:29:00,962
- Horses
- I�m not riding on a horse
601
00:29:08,710 --> 00:29:09,904
(clinking glass)
602
00:29:11,713 --> 00:29:13,977
Ladies and gentlemen,
603
00:29:14,049 --> 00:29:19,146
as you know, the jacket ceremony
for new inductees here at Carolina Pines
604
00:29:19,220 --> 00:29:20,881
is a sacred tradition
605
00:29:20,956 --> 00:29:21,980
(mocks)
606
00:29:22,057 --> 00:29:23,183
CUMMINGS:
So lets get to it
607
00:29:23,258 --> 00:29:26,819
Pray all assembled,
please raise your glasses
608
00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:30,228
And join me in welcoming
our first inductee...
609
00:29:30,298 --> 00:29:32,198
Mr Carson Courtemarche
610
00:29:32,267 --> 00:29:34,599
- Oh, hell no, hell no
- Whatever
611
00:29:34,669 --> 00:29:36,136
DREAD:
You got a big-ass head, brother
612
00:29:36,204 --> 00:29:38,297
(chuckles)
Look at that big-ass head
613
00:29:38,373 --> 00:29:40,864
- BIG LARGE: Boo, boo, boo
- DREAD: You got a shiny forehead
614
00:29:40,942 --> 00:29:43,502
Chump Nice haircut
615
00:29:43,578 --> 00:29:49,141
Uh l have no words to describe
our next inductee
616
00:29:49,217 --> 00:29:50,809
Ain�t no words!
617
00:29:50,885 --> 00:29:53,149
- Damn right
- Ain�t no words
618
00:29:53,221 --> 00:29:57,487
So lets welcome
Mr Christopher Hawkins
619
00:29:57,559 --> 00:30:01,825
- LADY G: Yo, C!
- ENTOURAGE: C! C! C! C!
620
00:30:01,896 --> 00:30:03,193
- LADY G: Yeah, walk it off!
- C! C!
621
00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:05,095
- Its about time
- C! C! C! C!
622
00:30:05,166 --> 00:30:06,861
- Walk it off!
- Bam!
623
00:30:06,935 --> 00:30:09,233
Bam! Bam! Bam!
624
00:30:09,304 --> 00:30:12,671
- Killah Ink!
- Bam! Whoo-hoo!
625
00:30:12,741 --> 00:30:14,208
You�re doin it
You�re lookin good
626
00:30:14,275 --> 00:30:16,140
You�re lookin good
627
00:30:16,211 --> 00:30:20,272
Uh, unfortunately,
I have a little bit of bad news
628
00:30:20,348 --> 00:30:21,679
Uh-oh, somebody pregnant
629
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:26,016
Mr Hawkins, your membership
has been officially revoked
630
00:30:26,087 --> 00:30:27,554
- LADY G & BIG LARGE: What?!
- Revoked?
631
00:30:27,622 --> 00:30:29,613
- Did he say nigger?
- This don�t make no sense
632
00:30:29,691 --> 00:30:31,181
C-NOTE:
Hold on one second Back up, stiff
633
00:30:31,259 --> 00:30:32,920
Hold on, khaki-man
Hold on, hold on one minute
634
00:30:32,994 --> 00:30:34,188
What do you mean, revoked?
635
00:30:34,262 --> 00:30:36,560
Enlighten him, Miss Williams
636
00:30:36,631 --> 00:30:37,996
Who is Miss Wilson?
637
00:30:39,234 --> 00:30:44,137
Mr Hawkins, you have violated
several of the clubs bylaws
638
00:30:44,205 --> 00:30:47,572
If you please turn your attention
to the plasma screen
639
00:30:47,642 --> 00:30:49,303
- Court TV
- (together): Here we go
640
00:30:49,377 --> 00:30:54,542
WILLIAMS: Violation number one,
rule 729-36
641
00:30:54,616 --> 00:30:58,814
No personal or commercial aircrafts
may land on the course
642
00:30:58,887 --> 00:31:01,287
except in case of emergency
643
00:31:01,356 --> 00:31:03,085
Hold on, Ronald Reagan Jr
644
00:31:03,158 --> 00:31:05,649
If you see the plasma, you see
the chopper didn�t even touch the grass
645
00:31:05,727 --> 00:31:07,251
LADY G:
Didn�t even touch the ground, lady
646
00:31:07,328 --> 00:31:09,728
Oh, yeah, oh yeah
I didn�t even see that
647
00:31:09,798 --> 00:31:12,130
Can you say hovering?
648
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,827
Its a technicality
649
00:31:13,902 --> 00:31:15,631
We are getting technical, aren't we?
650
00:31:15,703 --> 00:31:18,433
Violation number two,
section E, rule 12...
651
00:31:18,506 --> 00:31:20,906
What did he do now,
proper light skin?
652
00:31:20,975 --> 00:31:23,569
Thirty-six, dash 12
653
00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:26,705
No firearms are permitted
on the premises
654
00:31:26,781 --> 00:31:28,408
No, hold up, hold up
655
00:31:28,483 --> 00:31:31,509
- I�m will whoop her ass
- Excuse me, dog
656
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:33,914
This is signed by the mayor
657
00:31:33,988 --> 00:31:37,151
The permit to carry my weapon
wherever and whenever I would like to
658
00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:38,249
- Forgery
- DREAD: Forg...!
659
00:31:38,326 --> 00:31:40,760
The potato salad was a forgery
660
00:31:40,829 --> 00:31:43,059
- No, Mr Mayor
- My signature
661
00:31:44,199 --> 00:31:49,068
- Anything else?
- But... what about that... that monstrosity?
662
00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:51,367
- That�s Big Large
- He almost killed me
663
00:31:51,439 --> 00:31:52,929
Is that against the rules, too?
664
00:31:53,007 --> 00:31:54,907
You are a disgrace to every member
who�s come before you
665
00:31:54,976 --> 00:31:57,342
You�re not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest
666
00:31:57,412 --> 00:32:00,381
MAN: What does this mean?
667
00:32:00,448 --> 00:32:01,779
- Daddy?
- What?
668
00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:02,874
Oh, shoot
669
00:32:03,918 --> 00:32:05,476
Sweet Jesus
670
00:32:05,553 --> 00:32:07,180
Excuse me, honey
Excuse me
671
00:32:07,255 --> 00:32:09,246
What does this mean?
672
00:32:09,324 --> 00:32:11,849
# What does it mean? #
673
00:32:12,927 --> 00:32:16,328
Hes not fit to wear
the Carolina Pines crest?
674
00:32:16,397 --> 00:32:18,627
- Preach on it!
- Go on, Reverend!
675
00:32:18,700 --> 00:32:21,225
Does this mean hes not the right size?
676
00:32:21,302 --> 00:32:24,328
In the words of Whitney Houston,
Hell to the no!
677
00:32:24,405 --> 00:32:28,637
Or is it about something else,
something more sinister?
678
00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:31,076
- Holler!
- Cause this is surely not about
679
00:32:31,146 --> 00:32:32,773
guns and golf carts
680
00:32:33,581 --> 00:32:37,915
- MAN: Tell it!
- This is not about rules and infractions
681
00:32:37,986 --> 00:32:43,822
No, no, no
This here is about black and white
682
00:32:43,892 --> 00:32:46,224
- Free Mandela!
- That�s what lm talkin about!
683
00:32:46,294 --> 00:32:48,489
This is about rich and poor
684
00:32:48,563 --> 00:32:51,726
DREAD: Theres a lot of rich,
not enough poor in here
685
00:32:51,799 --> 00:32:53,562
Why cant a soul brother
686
00:32:53,635 --> 00:32:56,763
- walk these fairways, huh?
- Amen!
687
00:32:56,838 --> 00:33:00,205
Why cant a soul brother
be Capn Crunch?
688
00:33:00,275 --> 00:33:01,765
WOMAN: # I wanna know#
689
00:33:01,843 --> 00:33:02,901
Capn...
690
00:33:06,181 --> 00:33:08,206
(laughing)
Capn Crunch
691
00:33:09,984 --> 00:33:11,349
Captain Crunch?
692
00:33:11,419 --> 00:33:13,751
He in the zone
Preach, little preach!
693
00:33:13,821 --> 00:33:16,722
If you strip this brother of his jacket,
694
00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:20,249
you will strip yourselves
of your very souls
695
00:33:20,328 --> 00:33:21,352
Hallelujah!
696
00:33:21,429 --> 00:33:25,024
Halle-shunna-hiya-hiya,
hoola-nah-nah shunna
697
00:33:25,099 --> 00:33:27,795
(continues speaking in tongues)
698
00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:42,343
Now I ask you
699
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,977
are you going to take away
this beautiful brothers dream?
700
00:33:45,053 --> 00:33:46,611
- Mm-mmm
- Hmm?
701
00:33:47,722 --> 00:33:49,622
MAN: # What did the man say? #
702
00:33:51,793 --> 00:33:56,662
I think not because if you do,
I will sue the living...
703
00:33:56,731 --> 00:33:58,323
- Shit!
- Out of you
704
00:33:58,399 --> 00:33:59,559
Can I get a amen?
705
00:33:59,634 --> 00:34:00,658
Amen!
706
00:34:00,735 --> 00:34:01,793
- Amen
- LADY G: Hallelujah!
707
00:34:01,869 --> 00:34:03,894
- Holler if you hear me
- (yells)
708
00:34:03,972 --> 00:34:05,166
Peace out!
709
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:06,798
# Come on#
710
00:34:06,874 --> 00:34:08,967
# Fire's gonna leave it low now#
711
00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:10,977
- Here we go!
- Yes!
712
00:34:11,045 --> 00:34:12,307
Who the hell was that?
713
00:34:14,082 --> 00:34:17,142
Yeah, I told you
we was gonna get in, baby, all day
714
00:34:17,218 --> 00:34:20,779
Hey, C-Note,
I just wanna say, man,
715
00:34:20,855 --> 00:34:22,789
I was really impressed
with how you handled my father
716
00:34:22,857 --> 00:34:24,484
l�ve never seen anyone
diss him like that
717
00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:26,652
Well, lm gonna tell you something
Ain�t nobody scared of your daddy
718
00:34:26,728 --> 00:34:27,990
You know what lm talkin about?
719
00:34:28,062 --> 00:34:30,428
All right, what he do?
What he do?
720
00:34:30,498 --> 00:34:33,695
What up? What up?
721
00:34:33,768 --> 00:34:34,996
What�s happening?
722
00:34:35,069 --> 00:34:37,367
The boys wanna take the chopper
into the city and party You in?
723
00:34:37,438 --> 00:34:39,497
Y�all go ahead and do that
III catch up with y�all in a minute
724
00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:45,107
Ain�t she
a little Abercrombie and Bitch for you?
725
00:34:45,179 --> 00:34:46,612
Girl, you crazy Y�all have fun
726
00:34:46,681 --> 00:34:47,705
- Crazy
- All right
727
00:34:47,782 --> 00:34:50,376
My girlfriend Rashida
gets off the pole in 15
728
00:34:50,451 --> 00:34:52,009
Shout me a holler, C!
729
00:34:53,288 --> 00:34:54,312
So check this out
730
00:34:54,389 --> 00:34:56,357
You wanna come to the city
and party with us?
731
00:34:56,424 --> 00:34:59,689
I don�t know I mean,
are they gonna have shotguns there?
732
00:34:59,761 --> 00:35:00,853
Front seat
733
00:35:00,928 --> 00:35:02,623
All right
734
00:35:02,830 --> 00:35:05,025
Mmm
735
00:35:11,673 --> 00:35:12,662
Ahh
736
00:35:12,740 --> 00:35:14,674
- # She's so cinematic #
- (sniffs) Mmm
737
00:35:14,842 --> 00:35:17,208
# She's so cinematic #
738
00:35:17,278 --> 00:35:19,678
# She's turned me to an addict #
739
00:35:19,747 --> 00:35:22,341
# Got me addicted to her #
740
00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:26,820
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
741
00:35:26,888 --> 00:35:31,154
- # To her, to her, to her #
- Ooh
742
00:35:31,225 --> 00:35:33,625
# Ooh, yeah shawty so cinematic #
743
00:35:33,695 --> 00:35:35,890
# I spit a little game
just to get the rabbit #
744
00:35:35,963 --> 00:35:38,261
# It's me on the microphone,
I've been an addict #
745
00:35:38,333 --> 00:35:40,801
# Yo, pimp yo' rabbit,
I could pimp your static #
746
00:35:40,868 --> 00:35:42,335
Yo, how you been doin?
747
00:35:42,403 --> 00:35:44,667
MAN: Welcome to the club
748
00:35:44,739 --> 00:35:48,436
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Where you goin?
749
00:35:48,509 --> 00:35:51,569
Hey its a nice jacket
750
00:35:51,646 --> 00:35:53,045
You earned it
751
00:35:53,114 --> 00:35:55,014
You know I don�t back down
for nothing
752
00:35:55,083 --> 00:35:57,074
I don�t expect you to
753
00:35:57,151 --> 00:35:58,846
Why don't we stop this
754
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,514
me versus you and
755
00:36:01,589 --> 00:36:03,420
together take a little break and...
756
00:36:03,491 --> 00:36:04,753
Take a break?
757
00:36:04,826 --> 00:36:07,192
Get to know one another,
be friends or something
758
00:36:09,731 --> 00:36:11,426
You know, hang?
759
00:36:11,499 --> 00:36:14,297
- Hang
- Rent a movie
760
00:36:14,369 --> 00:36:17,600
I got T-shirts, footies
761
00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:23,533
Id rather scratch
762
00:36:26,848 --> 00:36:29,373
We got some hood in us after all
Let me find out
763
00:36:29,450 --> 00:36:32,317
Good-night, Mr Hawkins
764
00:36:32,387 --> 00:36:35,788
Id rather say good-morning
765
00:36:36,657 --> 00:36:38,181
Good-night
766
00:36:38,259 --> 00:36:40,284
# She�s so cinematic #
767
00:36:40,461 --> 00:36:42,827
# She�s so cinematic #
768
00:36:42,897 --> 00:36:45,388
# She's turned me to an addict #
769
00:36:45,466 --> 00:36:48,299
# Got me addicted to her #
770
00:36:48,369 --> 00:36:51,532
# To her, to her, to her #
771
00:36:51,606 --> 00:36:56,270
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
772
00:36:56,344 --> 00:36:58,312
I like country clubs
773
00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:04,579
C-NOTE: Mick-a-leek-o
774
00:37:04,652 --> 00:37:06,984
Looks like I ain�t the only one
out here breaking the rules
775
00:37:07,054 --> 00:37:10,683
Yeah, well, this is the only time
I get a chance to practice
776
00:37:10,758 --> 00:37:12,191
What are you practicing for?
777
00:37:12,260 --> 00:37:14,285
I just love the game
778
00:37:16,431 --> 00:37:19,491
If you have that much love for the game, you�ll have
to get a new bag of sticks
779
00:37:22,537 --> 00:37:23,970
They work for me
780
00:37:25,673 --> 00:37:27,800
Oh, they sure do
781
00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:30,166
C-NOTE:
Holler at your boy, man
782
00:37:30,244 --> 00:37:31,939
Yup
783
00:37:32,013 --> 00:37:33,674
MAN: # We ain't done, son#
784
00:37:37,051 --> 00:37:38,848
# Uh-huh #
785
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,047
# Ha ha #
786
00:37:41,122 --> 00:37:42,851
# Don't make that booty clap #
787
00:37:43,024 --> 00:37:44,719
# Don't make that booty clap #
788
00:37:44,792 --> 00:37:46,657
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
789
00:37:46,727 --> 00:37:48,319
# Gonna make that booty clap #
790
00:37:48,396 --> 00:37:50,364
MAN:
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
791
00:37:50,431 --> 00:37:52,058
# Don't make that booty clap #
792
00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:54,192
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
793
00:37:54,268 --> 00:37:55,326
# Gonna make that booty clap #
794
00:37:55,403 --> 00:37:58,133
MAN:
# You ain't gonna do it #
795
00:37:58,206 --> 00:37:59,969
# You ain't gonna do it #
796
00:38:00,041 --> 00:38:01,201
# You ain't gonna... #
797
00:38:08,616 --> 00:38:10,447
(man rapping)
798
00:38:22,029 --> 00:38:24,190
You like her, don�t you?
799
00:38:24,265 --> 00:38:27,098
If my father knew I was here,
hed shit a golf ball
800
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,187
You wanna slap that ass?
801
00:38:47,255 --> 00:38:48,279
Think I do
802
00:38:48,356 --> 00:38:50,517
You have to know you do
803
00:38:52,426 --> 00:38:54,894
You wanna... you wanna slap that ass?
804
00:38:54,962 --> 00:38:56,293
I do
805
00:38:56,364 --> 00:38:58,332
Whose ass is it?
806
00:38:58,399 --> 00:38:59,457
Hers?
807
00:38:59,534 --> 00:39:01,866
No
808
00:39:01,936 --> 00:39:03,233
its your ass
809
00:39:03,304 --> 00:39:04,794
its mine?
810
00:39:24,392 --> 00:39:26,690
Okay, you better get your...
811
00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:31,061
Its Tank, baby, in the flesh
812
00:39:31,132 --> 00:39:32,759
Long time, no see
813
00:39:32,833 --> 00:39:34,130
- Tank?
- Yeah
814
00:39:34,201 --> 00:39:35,225
I thought you got life
815
00:39:35,303 --> 00:39:37,271
Oh, no, baby
lm out, lm out
816
00:39:37,338 --> 00:39:38,327
Oh
817
00:39:38,406 --> 00:39:40,169
Think I could slap it?
818
00:39:40,241 --> 00:39:44,337
I mean, not like a tiger,
but like a teddy bear
819
00:39:44,412 --> 00:39:45,504
Tigers play too rough
820
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:47,912
So slap it like a nice teddy bear
821
00:39:47,982 --> 00:39:49,347
You been lifting weights?
822
00:39:49,417 --> 00:39:51,612
Oh, Id rather be lifting you, girl
823
00:39:51,686 --> 00:39:54,780
Oh, I know
Well, you know I cut out the protein
824
00:39:54,855 --> 00:39:56,152
- I�m eating a lot of sugar
- Oh, yeah
825
00:39:56,223 --> 00:39:57,713
its time to get
some of this chocolate going
826
00:39:57,792 --> 00:39:59,487
Uh-huh Oh, you want that chocolate?
827
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,323
Uh-huh, carve it up?
828
00:40:01,395 --> 00:40:04,455
Yeah, melted, uh-huh
Ooh, girl
829
00:40:04,532 --> 00:40:05,863
Lets pick up where we left off,
830
00:40:05,933 --> 00:40:07,730
but there ain�t gonna be
no police this time, all right?
831
00:40:07,802 --> 00:40:10,396
Okay You know, Tank
832
00:40:10,471 --> 00:40:12,769
All right I lifted that restraining order
833
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:16,298
its all... its all good
Wont be no cops
834
00:40:16,377 --> 00:40:17,969
Come on Whoo!
835
00:40:19,513 --> 00:40:20,707
- I�m gonna do it
- You feel it?
836
00:40:20,781 --> 00:40:21,805
Lm gonna do it I feel it
837
00:40:21,882 --> 00:40:23,543
- Do it Slap it
- Do it
838
00:40:26,187 --> 00:40:29,816
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
There you go!
839
00:40:39,867 --> 00:40:41,425
Pop it one time
840
00:40:42,737 --> 00:40:43,829
Yeah!
841
00:40:43,904 --> 00:40:47,465
Don�t tease me, baby
l�ve got a long fuse, girl
842
00:40:47,541 --> 00:40:49,441
- III work it, III work it
- Come on, come on
843
00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:51,000
Bring it on
844
00:40:51,078 --> 00:40:52,978
Back it up, back it up
845
00:40:53,047 --> 00:40:54,878
- Oh! Oh!
- (Tank makes beeping noise)
846
00:40:54,949 --> 00:40:58,146
I think lm pregnant!
I think lm pregnant!
847
00:40:58,219 --> 00:40:59,208
You�re not popping it enough
848
00:41:00,388 --> 00:41:04,085
There you go
That�s it Whoa!
849
00:41:16,637 --> 00:41:17,899
(shouts)
850
00:41:18,172 --> 00:41:20,265
# We ain't done, son#
851
00:41:34,288 --> 00:41:35,653
(whistles)
852
00:41:45,700 --> 00:41:46,724
What do you want?
853
00:41:46,801 --> 00:41:48,200
A little help
854
00:41:48,269 --> 00:41:49,600
A little help?
855
00:41:49,670 --> 00:41:51,467
BIG WILLIE JOHNSON:
Yeah, what do you mean, little?
856
00:41:52,673 --> 00:41:56,803
Uh l mean, I have a small job
857
00:41:56,877 --> 00:41:59,368
Small? What do you mean small?
858
00:41:59,447 --> 00:42:01,608
Are you trying to disrespect me?
859
00:42:01,682 --> 00:42:04,708
No, no, no, I meant no disrespect
860
00:42:04,785 --> 00:42:06,218
Hey, check this out, big man
861
00:42:06,287 --> 00:42:10,155
Come on, now
Does this look small to you, huh?
862
00:42:10,224 --> 00:42:13,455
Lm sorry
My bad
863
00:42:13,527 --> 00:42:18,430
Uh, word on the street is
you the man
864
00:42:18,499 --> 00:42:20,729
to see about a... a job
865
00:42:22,703 --> 00:42:23,931
What are we talking about?
866
00:42:24,004 --> 00:42:25,096
A hundred
867
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:30,108
- large
- Now you�re speaking my language
868
00:42:30,177 --> 00:42:31,667
Who�s the mark?
869
00:42:31,746 --> 00:42:33,270
Christopher Hawkins
870
00:42:33,347 --> 00:42:34,405
C-Note?
871
00:42:34,482 --> 00:42:35,471
I want him gone
872
00:42:35,549 --> 00:42:37,813
- Gone permanently?
- Or just gone
873
00:42:37,885 --> 00:42:39,750
I want him out of my life
874
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:41,253
permanently
875
00:42:41,322 --> 00:42:42,619
Consider him gone
876
00:42:47,628 --> 00:42:50,153
You�ll get the other half
when the job is done
877
00:43:10,184 --> 00:43:11,208
Hey, ma
878
00:43:13,254 --> 00:43:14,778
Don�t you Hey, mamma me
879
00:43:14,855 --> 00:43:18,313
I ain�t seen you in eight days,
and you skipped church last week
880
00:43:18,392 --> 00:43:19,518
l�ve been busy
881
00:43:19,593 --> 00:43:21,959
Too busy to come see your mamma?
882
00:43:22,029 --> 00:43:23,189
Nah, its just work, that�s all
883
00:43:23,264 --> 00:43:26,631
Gangsta rap
That�s what you call work, baby?
884
00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:29,498
Its just what I do
You know, you gotta roll with it, now
885
00:43:29,570 --> 00:43:31,037
III roll with it when you grow up,
886
00:43:31,105 --> 00:43:34,700
meet yourself a nice little girl
and settle your butt down somewhere
887
00:43:34,809 --> 00:43:37,642
III have you know
I think I might�ve found me one
888
00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:38,734
Oh
889
00:43:38,813 --> 00:43:43,682
I hope its not one of them little
nasty video skank types again
890
00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:45,048
She�s a lawyer
891
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:47,485
A lawyer, huh?
892
00:43:47,555 --> 00:43:50,581
Now you�re swimming in deep water
What�s she like?
893
00:43:50,658 --> 00:43:51,955
She shot me down tonight
894
00:43:52,026 --> 00:43:54,551
Not impressed with your money, huh?
895
00:43:54,628 --> 00:43:57,563
- Guess not
- I like her already
896
00:43:57,631 --> 00:44:01,658
What�s that? Lm hungry
You got enough for me?
897
00:44:01,735 --> 00:44:04,829
What do you think?
I always got enough for you
898
00:44:04,905 --> 00:44:06,202
Go sit down
III make you a plate
899
00:44:06,273 --> 00:44:08,104
Whoo!
900
00:44:10,544 --> 00:44:12,205
My god
901
00:44:54,255 --> 00:44:58,453
C-NOTE: Smell that fresh air
Such a beautiful day for golf
902
00:44:58,525 --> 00:44:59,890
its goin down
903
00:45:00,694 --> 00:45:01,956
You know, this is the whole
904
00:45:02,029 --> 00:45:04,896
that Jack Nicklaus eagled
to win the US Open
905
00:45:04,965 --> 00:45:06,660
I know
I was there
906
00:45:06,734 --> 00:45:09,862
(laughs)
Lt was like 20 years ago
907
00:45:09,937 --> 00:45:11,768
Yeah, my dad caddied for him
908
00:45:11,839 --> 00:45:13,136
Your dad is Bobby Hawkins?
909
00:45:13,207 --> 00:45:14,697
Yeah
910
00:45:14,775 --> 00:45:16,868
Hes a legend around here
911
00:45:16,944 --> 00:45:18,912
And I heard
that he shot the course record
912
00:45:18,979 --> 00:45:21,038
Well, it was a 59 unofficially
913
00:45:21,115 --> 00:45:23,811
Cummings was never going to let
a caddy take the record away from him
914
00:45:26,220 --> 00:45:27,653
Is that what this is all about?
915
00:45:27,721 --> 00:45:31,623
No I just love the game, my friend
Putter
916
00:45:31,692 --> 00:45:33,489
Grab that flag over there for me
917
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,790
III show you how we do this here
918
00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:37,023
What about you?
919
00:45:37,097 --> 00:45:38,655
What about me?
920
00:45:38,732 --> 00:45:40,222
Well, you should be playing
the game for a living
921
00:45:40,301 --> 00:45:41,325
instead of toting my bag
922
00:45:41,402 --> 00:45:42,994
Someday
923
00:45:48,742 --> 00:45:50,471
Well, you know,
someday comes and goes
924
00:45:50,544 --> 00:45:51,636
quicker than you think
925
00:45:51,712 --> 00:45:52,838
You gotta chase it
926
00:45:53,414 --> 00:45:55,348
Lets take it in
927
00:45:59,219 --> 00:46:01,915
(classical music playing over radio)
928
00:46:14,234 --> 00:46:16,134
# We came to set the party off#
929
00:46:16,203 --> 00:46:18,171
# I came to set the party off#
930
00:46:18,238 --> 00:46:20,172
# You came to set the party off#
931
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,299
# Hey, pimp, get a girl... #
932
00:46:22,376 --> 00:46:24,276
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
933
00:46:24,445 --> 00:46:26,310
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
934
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,812
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
935
00:46:28,882 --> 00:46:30,907
# Let's get this party off#
936
00:46:33,420 --> 00:46:35,888
Mmm, delicious
937
00:46:35,956 --> 00:46:39,153
Yeah, lm glad you like it
938
00:46:42,663 --> 00:46:45,188
its my special recipe
939
00:46:54,341 --> 00:46:55,467
# Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
940
00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:57,134
# Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican#
941
00:46:57,211 --> 00:46:58,678
# Even some European #
942
00:47:22,603 --> 00:47:23,763
# Straight out of Compton#
943
00:47:23,837 --> 00:47:25,429
# Here's the crazy bother
name Ice Cube #
944
00:47:25,506 --> 00:47:27,440
# From the stupid dope gang
with a attitude #
945
00:47:27,508 --> 00:47:29,373
- Oh, Jesus
- # When I'm called off#
946
00:47:29,443 --> 00:47:30,432
# I got a sawed off#
947
00:47:30,511 --> 00:47:32,809
# Kick knowledge
and bodies are hauled off#
948
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:35,371
# You, too, boy if ya get with me #
949
00:47:35,449 --> 00:47:38,418
- Wilson!
- Sup?
950
00:47:38,485 --> 00:47:39,918
What�s that in your mouth?
951
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:42,387
Oh, that�s the grill, my niggard
952
00:47:42,456 --> 00:47:44,924
I am not your niggard!
953
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,084
Whatever
954
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:50,221
- # Goin' off on every body like that #
- (microphone squeals)
955
00:47:50,297 --> 00:47:52,993
Yo, yo, yo, this is Kidd Clean
comin live and direct,
956
00:47:53,067 --> 00:47:54,295
representin Killah Ink
957
00:47:54,368 --> 00:47:57,064
My fellas,
Lets go and get this mutha poppin
958
00:47:57,137 --> 00:47:59,662
C-NOTE: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
959
00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:01,071
Yeah, you all know what it is
960
00:48:01,141 --> 00:48:03,336
I want everybody right now
who came out to the party
961
00:48:03,410 --> 00:48:05,708
give it up for my boy Wilson
962
00:48:07,414 --> 00:48:09,507
- What�s up, badass?
- What up?
963
00:48:11,018 --> 00:48:12,986
Right now,
we got a special performance
964
00:48:13,053 --> 00:48:14,520
cause you all know
I know how to pull strings
965
00:48:14,588 --> 00:48:17,182
We got all the way from Atlanta, Georgia, just for
your on your birthday,
966
00:48:17,257 --> 00:48:20,488
Give it up one time,
East Point represent!
967
00:48:24,264 --> 00:48:27,165
# I'm about it, who about it?
I'm about it, you about it? #
968
00:48:27,234 --> 00:48:28,531
# What the hell you waiting for? #
969
00:48:28,602 --> 00:48:30,092
# I'm about it, who about it? #
970
00:48:30,170 --> 00:48:31,194
# Need to stop the hating, boy #
971
00:48:31,271 --> 00:48:34,672
# Hey, shortie, let me see
if you can do it like I do it #
972
00:48:34,741 --> 00:48:37,175
# Commenced to getting to it
while you sipping on that fluid #
973
00:48:37,244 --> 00:48:39,371
# Got the Chevy paint dripping
while I'm burning on that gritchet #
974
00:48:39,446 --> 00:48:42,381
# Come and smoke with a pimp,
and ride with a player #
975
00:48:42,449 --> 00:48:45,179
# Off to the A-T-L,
eastside that's Decatur #
976
00:48:45,252 --> 00:48:47,186
# Got a couple shorties
on the low it's going digital #
977
00:48:47,254 --> 00:48:48,312
Are you hot?
978
00:48:49,022 --> 00:48:51,115
Lm good, not too bad
979
00:48:51,191 --> 00:48:53,853
Not you, idiot!
The bomb! Is it hot?
980
00:48:53,927 --> 00:48:54,951
Is it hot?
981
00:48:55,062 --> 00:48:56,962
Give me a minute
982
00:48:57,798 --> 00:49:00,266
# I love freaky girls,
so baby, come give it up #
983
00:49:01,802 --> 00:49:03,201
# Hey, tell me
what you're waiting for #
984
00:49:04,338 --> 00:49:05,896
# Hey, what the hell you waiting for? #
985
00:49:05,973 --> 00:49:07,964
This is Lil Rod
lm-a go
986
00:49:08,041 --> 00:49:10,475
Well, light them up,
and lets get the hell out of here
987
00:49:15,649 --> 00:49:17,116
# What the hell you waiting for? #
988
00:49:17,184 --> 00:49:18,412
# I'm about it, who about it?
989
00:49:18,485 --> 00:49:19,884
# Who can stop the hatin', boy? #
990
00:49:19,953 --> 00:49:23,047
# I keep the best, fine greenery
around the whole city #
991
00:49:23,123 --> 00:49:25,591
# I'm fresh from my head to feet,
the ladies lust for me #
992
00:49:25,659 --> 00:49:27,354
# 'Cause your boy
smokes pounds down#
993
00:49:27,427 --> 00:49:28,792
# King of the crop, now#
994
00:49:28,862 --> 00:49:31,831
# Not too long ago I had
to take it like a rebound #
995
00:49:31,899 --> 00:49:34,663
# So give me
that got stacks on dizzeck #
996
00:49:34,735 --> 00:49:36,760
# When I walk by,
watch the ladies break their nizzeck #
997
00:49:36,837 --> 00:49:40,329
# They know I'm a baller,
young shot caller #
998
00:49:40,407 --> 00:49:42,875
Bomb! Bomb!
Everybody down!
999
00:49:42,943 --> 00:49:45,241
(screaming)
1000
00:50:15,475 --> 00:50:17,340
C-NOTE:
Hey, G, who did this?
1001
00:50:17,411 --> 00:50:20,380
I just got the word out
lm waiting to hear back
1002
00:50:20,447 --> 00:50:22,005
Just get me a name
1003
00:50:22,082 --> 00:50:23,572
You give me a couple days
1004
00:50:25,018 --> 00:50:27,316
I said I wanted him gone,
not dead
1005
00:50:27,387 --> 00:50:30,322
Gone is dead,
dead and gone
1006
00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:34,156
If you want an omelet, my brother,
you have to break a few eggs
1007
00:50:34,228 --> 00:50:36,423
You planted a bomb
at my kids pool party!
1008
00:50:36,496 --> 00:50:38,794
Its called collateral damage
1009
00:50:38,865 --> 00:50:41,891
Collateral damage?!
You blew up my car!
1010
00:50:41,969 --> 00:50:42,993
The deals off
1011
00:50:43,070 --> 00:50:44,935
lm not paying you one penny more,
you little prick
1012
00:50:45,005 --> 00:50:47,166
- Bite me!
- Oh, eat me!
1013
00:50:47,241 --> 00:50:50,108
Y�all are work it
Y�all are making papa grow
1014
00:50:52,312 --> 00:50:54,075
MRS HAWKINS:
You�re late, young man
1015
00:50:54,147 --> 00:50:57,241
Sorry, I got hung up, ma
Traffic
1016
00:50:57,317 --> 00:50:58,716
its all right, though
You lookin good
1017
00:50:58,785 --> 00:51:01,015
Got hung up
It ain�t how I heard it
1018
00:51:01,088 --> 00:51:02,146
You all right?
1019
00:51:02,222 --> 00:51:03,712
Lm good
1020
00:51:04,725 --> 00:51:06,784
What you got goin on in here,
momma?
1021
00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:09,260
Well, Miss Williams wants to know
more about you,
1022
00:51:09,329 --> 00:51:10,990
so she came to the source
1023
00:51:11,064 --> 00:51:13,055
Is that right?
1024
00:51:14,201 --> 00:51:16,294
Lm gonna whip y�all up
something to eat
1025
00:51:16,370 --> 00:51:17,564
Yes, maam
1026
00:51:20,807 --> 00:51:24,573
I gotta tell you,
I don�t understand this generation
1027
00:51:24,645 --> 00:51:28,240
In my day, you met somebody
1028
00:51:28,315 --> 00:51:31,614
You fell in love
You got married, you had babies,
1029
00:51:31,685 --> 00:51:36,054
none of this sleeping around
and booty calls and online sex
1030
00:51:36,123 --> 00:51:38,648
You kids got it all wrong
1031
00:51:38,725 --> 00:51:40,556
Momma, chill out
Do we gotta do this now?
1032
00:51:40,627 --> 00:51:42,527
Damn right, we have to do it
1033
00:51:42,596 --> 00:51:43,824
Look at you
1034
00:51:43,897 --> 00:51:46,593
You�re running
around town making millions,
1035
00:51:46,667 --> 00:51:49,500
shooting videos, carrying on,
1036
00:51:49,569 --> 00:51:51,867
but where�s the love, Christopher?
1037
00:51:56,777 --> 00:51:59,871
Little girl, I got your number, too
1038
00:51:59,946 --> 00:52:01,470
You running around town
1039
00:52:01,548 --> 00:52:05,507
with your big fancy law degree
and your power suits,
1040
00:52:05,585 --> 00:52:08,247
spending your time
in a courtroom instead of a bedroom
1041
00:52:08,322 --> 00:52:11,189
Your eggs aren�t getting any fresher
Sweet potato pie?
1042
00:52:13,126 --> 00:52:14,388
Yes, maam
1043
00:52:17,297 --> 00:52:19,663
This is it
1044
00:52:19,733 --> 00:52:25,933
Oh got pictures
1045
00:52:26,006 --> 00:52:29,601
Oh(laughs)
1046
00:52:29,676 --> 00:52:31,439
Nice look
1047
00:52:31,511 --> 00:52:32,773
Now, that was so long ago
1048
00:52:32,846 --> 00:52:35,610
Okay, so tell me,
was LL more upset with you
1049
00:52:35,682 --> 00:52:39,709
about stealing his clothes
or his little, thin mustache?
1050
00:52:39,786 --> 00:52:41,651
Well, if you really want to know the truth,
1051
00:52:41,722 --> 00:52:45,453
it took me about six, seven months
to get this here chin together,
1052
00:52:45,525 --> 00:52:50,189
but LL did help me win
the talent show with that I Need Love
1053
00:52:50,263 --> 00:52:51,355
Pow
1054
00:52:51,431 --> 00:52:55,094
lm sure you did need love,
looking like that
1055
00:52:55,168 --> 00:52:57,102
Don�t do me like that
1056
00:52:57,170 --> 00:53:02,574
l�ve got a couple fashion skeletons
in my closet, too, thanks to Madonna
1057
00:53:02,642 --> 00:53:05,634
That must�ve been
so devastating to a girl like you
1058
00:53:07,147 --> 00:53:09,672
C-NOTE: Whoo
1059
00:53:09,750 --> 00:53:12,344
- You�re crazy
- No, you crazy
1060
00:53:16,823 --> 00:53:17,812
Well
1061
00:53:19,059 --> 00:53:22,290
Well, you... I should be going
1062
00:53:22,362 --> 00:53:23,795
I guess you gotta go
1063
00:53:23,864 --> 00:53:26,298
Yeah, I better go
1064
00:53:26,366 --> 00:53:27,628
You gotta go
1065
00:53:27,701 --> 00:53:30,033
I gotta go
1066
00:53:30,103 --> 00:53:31,263
Better go
1067
00:53:31,338 --> 00:53:32,566
I better go
1068
00:53:34,574 --> 00:53:36,098
(cell phone rings)
1069
00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:37,268
Shannon
1070
00:53:39,446 --> 00:53:42,779
III be right there Okay
1071
00:53:42,849 --> 00:53:44,817
(snaps fingers)
You gotta go?
1072
00:53:44,885 --> 00:53:50,653
Yeah Um, tell your mom
I said thank you, and good-night
1073
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,260
Um
1074
00:53:55,328 --> 00:53:59,389
you know,
I came here to find out about C-Note
1075
00:54:01,001 --> 00:54:03,026
and I met Christopher Hawkins
1076
00:54:05,472 --> 00:54:07,235
You�re all right with me
1077
00:54:10,177 --> 00:54:11,667
Damn
1078
00:54:20,587 --> 00:54:23,954
HARRINGTON: Well, it really is
a beautiful day here at Carolina Pines,
1079
00:54:24,024 --> 00:54:26,492
home of the storied Carolina Cup
1080
00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,018
We�re just minutes away
from our second match of the day,
1081
00:54:30,096 --> 00:54:33,224
which promises to be
a real humdinger, as they say.
1082
00:54:33,300 --> 00:54:35,325
MRS CUMMINGS: Hey there
1083
00:54:37,037 --> 00:54:39,005
Mrs Cummings
1084
00:54:39,072 --> 00:54:40,664
How you doing?
1085
00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:43,368
Are you smiling at me,
or am I smiling at you?
1086
00:54:44,578 --> 00:54:47,570
Now, you know there�s only one way
you�re going to win out there, right?
1087
00:54:47,647 --> 00:54:48,841
How's that?
1088
00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:52,043
Play dirty
1089
00:54:52,118 --> 00:54:54,086
Dirty
1090
00:54:56,323 --> 00:54:58,757
Well, I think you done tuned
into my channel
1091
00:54:58,825 --> 00:55:00,315
Fellas?
1092
00:55:00,393 --> 00:55:02,190
- That�s what lm talkin about
- I�m talkin about
1093
00:55:02,262 --> 00:55:04,287
That�s what we do
1094
00:55:04,364 --> 00:55:06,730
KIDD: We�ve been trying to do that
for a long time
1095
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,062
DREAD: We do that
1096
00:55:08,134 --> 00:55:11,797
Is that?
Throats a little parched
1097
00:55:11,872 --> 00:55:12,930
Would you like a sip?
1098
00:55:15,675 --> 00:55:17,506
(gargles)
1099
00:55:17,577 --> 00:55:19,738
Sweet grapes
1100
00:55:19,813 --> 00:55:22,577
Ooh, Mrs Cummings
1101
00:55:22,649 --> 00:55:23,946
I can bite you
1102
00:55:24,017 --> 00:55:25,041
Can you?
1103
00:55:25,118 --> 00:55:27,018
(whispers)
They�re gonna kick us out of the South
1104
00:55:28,188 --> 00:55:30,418
HARRINGTON: This is, of course,
the 75th anniversary
1105
00:55:30,490 --> 00:55:31,855
of this wonderful tournament.
1106
00:55:31,925 --> 00:55:35,827
I'm sure every one here
is quite as excited as I am.
1107
00:55:35,896 --> 00:55:37,830
Good luck today, Se�or Cummings
1108
00:55:37,898 --> 00:55:38,922
What are you doing?
1109
00:55:39,032 --> 00:55:40,966
I got a better offer
1110
00:55:41,034 --> 00:55:44,162
You�ve been playing
for me for 15 years
1111
00:55:44,237 --> 00:55:45,397
Where�s the loyalty?
1112
00:55:45,472 --> 00:55:49,101
This is all about money
Besides that, you are a prick
1113
00:55:51,611 --> 00:55:55,047
Yeah, now, slow down,
slow down, man
1114
00:55:55,115 --> 00:55:58,744
This is serious skunk weed
lm telling you you�re making a mistake
1115
00:55:58,818 --> 00:56:02,379
Hmm? You�re not gonna make it
the whole game, no you�re not
1116
00:56:02,455 --> 00:56:03,615
You know you�re not
1117
00:56:03,690 --> 00:56:07,456
Hey, who does your hair?
That is some nice braid-work right there
1118
00:56:19,439 --> 00:56:22,567
Hey, yo, suckers,
wait up for your boy
1119
00:56:22,642 --> 00:56:24,269
What�s up, baby?
1120
00:56:24,344 --> 00:56:28,041
Come on, all right
Come on, lets get it
1121
00:56:28,114 --> 00:56:29,809
All right, how's everybody doing so far?
1122
00:56:29,883 --> 00:56:31,043
Doing fine
1123
00:56:31,117 --> 00:56:32,243
How you feeling?
You all right?
1124
00:56:32,319 --> 00:56:34,810
They�ve been playing this
since they was kids, man
1125
00:56:34,888 --> 00:56:36,082
This ain�t our sport
1126
00:56:36,156 --> 00:56:38,454
Come on, man, stop whining
Matias, you know who Kobe Bryant is?
1127
00:56:38,525 --> 00:56:39,719
- Si
- Okay
1128
00:56:39,793 --> 00:56:41,260
You�re Kobe Bryant
You�re the leader of this team
1129
00:56:41,328 --> 00:56:43,888
- No problem Vamos
- Do your job, Mexico
1130
00:56:43,964 --> 00:56:45,431
All right, you know what were gonna do
1131
00:56:45,498 --> 00:56:47,989
- No
- Were gonna take this to the streets
1132
00:56:48,068 --> 00:56:51,834
The streets?
Were playing on grass!
1133
00:56:51,905 --> 00:56:54,465
We smoke grass Don�t tell nobody
1134
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:56,475
Think about the good grass
You the man
1135
00:56:56,543 --> 00:56:58,568
- You are Se�or Shaq
- C-NOTE: You the big guy
1136
00:56:58,645 --> 00:57:00,272
- Hes Kobe
- C-NOTE: Right
1137
00:57:00,347 --> 00:57:01,575
- Shaq
- You the man
1138
00:57:01,648 --> 00:57:03,548
Kobe, Shaq, me and Mexico
1139
00:57:03,617 --> 00:57:04,914
The new version
1140
00:57:04,985 --> 00:57:05,974
- I got it
- Can you handle it?
1141
00:57:06,052 --> 00:57:07,110
All right
1142
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,552
Blondie,
what kind of panties you got on?
1143
00:57:10,790 --> 00:57:13,725
My bad Anyway, were gonna do
a Killah Ink on three
1144
00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:15,624
Y�all ready?
Lm gonna throw the first one at you
1145
00:57:15,695 --> 00:57:16,992
- Uno
- Two
1146
00:57:17,063 --> 00:57:18,223
- Three
- Killah Ink
1147
00:57:18,298 --> 00:57:19,959
(imaginary gun cocking)
1148
00:57:20,033 --> 00:57:21,466
(gun fires)
1149
00:57:21,534 --> 00:57:25,630
And now, taking the field,
put your happy, clappy hands together,
1150
00:57:25,705 --> 00:57:28,868
for our defending champions
for the last 15 years,
1151
00:57:28,942 --> 00:57:34,073
wearing their signature navy and gold
and led by Captain Richard Cummings,
1152
00:57:34,147 --> 00:57:38,447
please let's hear it
for team Carolina Pines.
1153
00:57:43,089 --> 00:57:49,585
And on the opposite side of the wall,
wearing a rather zesty orange and black,
1154
00:57:49,663 --> 00:57:55,226
in their first tournament here ever,
lets hear it for team Killah Ink
1155
00:57:55,301 --> 00:57:57,428
(man rapping)
1156
00:57:57,537 --> 00:57:59,164
All right, C-Note!
1157
00:57:59,239 --> 00:58:00,570
# They call me Nicky-Nicky
in the streets #
1158
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,664
What�s up, Prime Time?
1159
00:58:01,741 --> 00:58:03,470
Go kick my daddy�s ass!
1160
00:58:03,543 --> 00:58:05,602
(indecipherable rapping)
1161
00:58:05,679 --> 00:58:07,078
# We should take his head off#
1162
00:58:07,247 --> 00:58:08,407
# We should take his head off#
1163
00:58:08,481 --> 00:58:10,381
# We should take his head off#
1164
00:58:10,450 --> 00:58:11,940
# I believe there's a... #
1165
00:58:12,018 --> 00:58:13,280
# We should take his head off#
1166
00:58:13,353 --> 00:58:15,218
# I'm taking his head off#
1167
00:58:15,388 --> 00:58:16,719
# I'm taking his head off#
1168
00:58:16,890 --> 00:58:18,517
# I'm taking his head off#
1169
00:58:18,591 --> 00:58:19,888
Good afternoon, ladies
1170
00:58:22,462 --> 00:58:23,952
You don�t stand a chance
1171
00:58:24,030 --> 00:58:26,692
You know,
l�ve been hearing that all my life
1172
00:58:26,766 --> 00:58:28,563
Well, lets play some ball
1173
00:58:30,136 --> 00:58:31,433
(horn blares)
1174
00:58:31,504 --> 00:58:33,404
(whistle)
1175
00:58:34,007 --> 00:58:35,804
And it's Magrini and Cummings
1176
00:58:35,875 --> 00:58:37,968
heading up the field together
towards the goal mouth.
1177
00:58:38,044 --> 00:58:40,239
They're 30 yards away, 20,
1178
00:58:40,313 --> 00:58:42,474
and Cummings is
in a wonderful position
1179
00:58:42,549 --> 00:58:44,346
and he shoots and scores!
1180
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:47,318
# Whether it's rock and roll
or old soul #
1181
00:58:47,387 --> 00:58:48,411
- # It don't matter #
- Y�all stop clapping
1182
00:58:48,488 --> 00:58:51,082
- # Disco, Calypso, it don't matter #
- Stop clapping
1183
00:58:51,157 --> 00:58:52,886
- Welcome to my world
- # Suit and tie or tie-dye #
1184
00:58:52,959 --> 00:58:54,153
# It don't matter #
1185
00:58:54,227 --> 00:58:57,253
# Snakeskin�s or Timberlands,
it don't matter #
1186
00:58:57,330 --> 00:58:59,821
# Tight fade or long braid,
it don't matter #
1187
00:58:59,899 --> 00:59:01,594
# Red head or brunette #
1188
00:59:01,668 --> 00:59:03,226
# It don't matter #
1189
00:59:03,303 --> 00:59:04,770
# Break-dance, slam dance #
1190
00:59:04,838 --> 00:59:06,032
# It don't matter #
1191
00:59:06,106 --> 00:59:08,301
# Do the jerk until it hurts,
I'm tellin' you #
1192
00:59:08,374 --> 00:59:11,673
- # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
- I�m not your son, you suck
1193
00:59:13,046 --> 00:59:15,344
Oh, come on, please
1194
00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:20,378
(neighing)
1195
00:59:20,453 --> 00:59:22,512
No, no!
1196
00:59:25,859 --> 00:59:29,295
# Ain't nothing wrong with that #
1197
00:59:32,031 --> 00:59:35,194
- # Ain't nothing wrong with that #
- Boom, boom!
1198
00:59:37,537 --> 00:59:39,095
Get out there and score!
1199
00:59:39,172 --> 00:59:40,969
- (grunts)
- Lord have mercy
1200
00:59:43,009 --> 00:59:44,374
I need a horse
1201
00:59:44,444 --> 00:59:47,311
# Ain't nothing wrong with that #
1202
00:59:47,380 --> 00:59:51,146
Magrini is once again chasing the ball.
His opponents are hot in pursuit.
1203
00:59:51,217 --> 00:59:56,712
He reaches the goal mouth, and the goal!
The game is tied at 11 apiece,
1204
00:59:56,790 --> 01:00:00,749
which means we'll go to sudden death, where the next
goal wins.
1205
01:00:04,497 --> 01:00:05,987
(horse neighs)
1206
01:00:08,868 --> 01:00:09,994
That hurt my momma
1207
01:01:01,321 --> 01:01:03,312
Let the big dog eat, baby!
1208
01:01:09,696 --> 01:01:11,755
(horn blowing)
1209
01:01:17,604 --> 01:01:18,798
Ha!
1210
01:01:19,505 --> 01:01:21,234
Ha! Ha!
1211
01:01:21,307 --> 01:01:24,435
Ha! Ha! Ha!
1212
01:01:24,510 --> 01:01:26,307
- DREAD: Yeah
- WILSON: Yeah
1213
01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:37,585
Miss Williams,
this has got to stop
1214
01:01:37,657 --> 01:01:41,024
I cant take this one day more
1215
01:01:41,094 --> 01:01:42,857
What exactly is wrong?
1216
01:01:42,929 --> 01:01:45,420
Look around
The members are enjoying themselves
1217
01:01:45,498 --> 01:01:47,056
I don�t care
1218
01:01:47,133 --> 01:01:49,601
its my club
I make the decisions here
1219
01:01:49,669 --> 01:01:51,967
I tell them when to enjoy themselves
1220
01:01:52,038 --> 01:01:55,439
My recommendation
is that you let this thing go
1221
01:01:55,508 --> 01:01:59,911
I think that Christopher Hawkins
is a great addition to your club
1222
01:01:59,979 --> 01:02:03,506
Now you need to find someone else
to do your legal work
1223
01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:04,948
You cant quit me
1224
01:02:05,018 --> 01:02:06,383
I just did
1225
01:02:09,289 --> 01:02:12,258
- WILSON: You did it!
- Told you I don�t never lose, baby
1226
01:02:14,227 --> 01:02:16,252
One of us has to go
1227
01:02:16,329 --> 01:02:17,694
How you wanna handle it?
1228
01:02:17,764 --> 01:02:19,629
Golf match
My team wins, you go
1229
01:02:19,699 --> 01:02:21,030
Your team wins, I go
1230
01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:23,898
That�s cool,
but when I bust your ass,
1231
01:02:23,970 --> 01:02:25,767
you�re gonna take
that bullshit course record off the wall
1232
01:02:25,838 --> 01:02:26,862
You hear me?
1233
01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:30,000
Ridiculous! I hold the course record
Everybody knows
1234
01:02:30,076 --> 01:02:33,239
Who�s this? Who�s that?
1235
01:02:33,313 --> 01:02:34,371
Arnold Palmer
1236
01:02:34,447 --> 01:02:36,244
- The caddy
- Caddy?
1237
01:02:36,316 --> 01:02:39,717
Yeah, the caddy
that worked here for over 40 years,
1238
01:02:39,786 --> 01:02:41,686
a caddy you fired
1239
01:02:41,754 --> 01:02:44,723
because he was a better golfer
than you could ever be
1240
01:02:44,791 --> 01:02:46,088
His name was Robert Hawkins
1241
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:49,128
Is that what this is about?
1242
01:02:49,195 --> 01:02:50,184
A caddy?
1243
01:02:50,263 --> 01:02:51,855
That was my father
1244
01:02:52,899 --> 01:02:56,926
You think he shot a 59, don�t you?
1245
01:02:57,003 --> 01:02:59,597
Caddy Mack
1246
01:02:59,672 --> 01:03:03,199
I played with him
the day he posted the score
1247
01:03:03,276 --> 01:03:07,303
If you�re calling him a liar,
you�re calling me a liar
1248
01:03:13,753 --> 01:03:17,416
I saw this score card 20 years ago
1249
01:03:17,490 --> 01:03:21,927
It is, to be kinda forgery
1250
01:03:21,995 --> 01:03:25,226
its as worthless today as it was then
1251
01:03:25,298 --> 01:03:26,822
It doesn�t matter
whether you believe it or not,
1252
01:03:26,899 --> 01:03:28,491
its the truth
1253
01:03:28,568 --> 01:03:30,365
He was the best golfer I ever saw,
1254
01:03:30,436 --> 01:03:33,530
professional or amateur
1255
01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:38,943
We will settle this
on the golf course
1256
01:03:39,012 --> 01:03:40,775
lm looking forward to it
1257
01:03:45,184 --> 01:03:48,881
its a very simple question!
Who ordered the hit?
1258
01:03:48,955 --> 01:03:50,183
Lm just a businessman
1259
01:03:50,256 --> 01:03:52,349
l�ve got no beef with you
Believe it
1260
01:03:52,425 --> 01:03:55,087
You know, we can do this
the easy way or the hard way
1261
01:03:55,161 --> 01:03:58,528
Cause I love
that big body Benz back there,
1262
01:03:58,598 --> 01:04:00,589
and lm gonna ride tonight
1263
01:04:00,666 --> 01:04:02,361
Love makes a brother stupid
1264
01:04:02,435 --> 01:04:04,198
You don�t wanna see me stupid,
little man!
1265
01:04:04,270 --> 01:04:06,500
You got a big-ass mouth, bitch!
1266
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:12,308
Ooh, is that all you got?
My baby sister hit harder than that
1267
01:04:12,378 --> 01:04:15,438
Hurry up, Tank!
Lm starting to get bored with this
1268
01:04:16,115 --> 01:04:20,916
The more time I spend hitting you,
the lest time I spend hitting that, tater tot!
1269
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:24,582
Next time bring it from the shoulder,
you big pussy!
1270
01:04:25,458 --> 01:04:27,483
Doh... uh yeah?
1271
01:04:29,896 --> 01:04:31,591
The last time lm gonna ask
1272
01:04:34,100 --> 01:04:35,431
Oh, its... its...
1273
01:04:35,501 --> 01:04:40,461
No, don�t, big boy
Save your energy
1274
01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:41,973
cause you gonna need it
1275
01:04:44,110 --> 01:04:48,444
Now, if you thought he was bad,
you ain�t messed with me
1276
01:04:48,514 --> 01:04:51,312
lm queen bitch of this universe
1277
01:04:51,384 --> 01:04:54,512
Now, if you don�t tell me
what I want to know,
1278
01:04:54,587 --> 01:04:56,953
after I whoop your ass...
1279
01:04:57,023 --> 01:05:01,460
Okay, okay, okay
III tell you what you wanna know, all right?
1280
01:05:04,397 --> 01:05:05,864
Mick-a-leek-a
1281
01:05:05,932 --> 01:05:07,661
Thought I might find you here
What�s happening, boy?
1282
01:05:07,733 --> 01:05:10,167
Not much
I hear you got a big match tomorrow
1283
01:05:10,236 --> 01:05:12,397
You should be working on your game
1284
01:05:12,472 --> 01:05:13,734
Oh, its too late for that
1285
01:05:13,806 --> 01:05:15,603
its never too late
1286
01:05:15,675 --> 01:05:18,337
Besides, I hear Cummings got a ringer
1287
01:05:18,411 --> 01:05:21,209
I got a ringer of my own, though
1288
01:05:23,616 --> 01:05:25,481
I need this job
1289
01:05:25,551 --> 01:05:28,884
No, you don�t,
not when you got C-Note
1290
01:05:29,589 --> 01:05:31,352
Here�s your boy I got you
1291
01:05:31,424 --> 01:05:33,051
- All right
- Lets do it
1292
01:05:33,126 --> 01:05:34,115
What the hell
1293
01:05:34,193 --> 01:05:36,320
Giddy-up Lets get it done
1294
01:05:36,395 --> 01:05:38,386
- Yeah
- Ho, hey
1295
01:05:38,464 --> 01:05:40,591
# Now, on your mark, get set, go #
1296
01:05:40,666 --> 01:05:42,031
# It's time to let it show#
1297
01:05:42,135 --> 01:05:44,535
# Relax your mind
and let your arms go #
1298
01:05:44,604 --> 01:05:45,832
# Go go go go #
1299
01:05:45,905 --> 01:05:47,167
# And let your arms go #
1300
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:48,832
# Go go go #
1301
01:05:49,475 --> 01:05:50,965
# Now, I've been waitin' a long time #
1302
01:05:51,043 --> 01:05:52,340
# I'm patient enough #
1303
01:05:52,411 --> 01:05:53,400
# Been gettin' my work on#
1304
01:05:53,479 --> 01:05:56,573
# And now it's time to let it show#
1305
01:05:56,649 --> 01:05:58,708
# Time, time I let it show#
1306
01:05:59,919 --> 01:06:01,750
# You keep on cry in� all night #
1307
01:06:01,821 --> 01:06:03,049
# You call for the sun#
1308
01:06:03,122 --> 01:06:05,818
# Your hair to the sky,
and that's the limit, oh, oh #
1309
01:06:05,892 --> 01:06:08,554
(car playing jingle)
1310
01:06:08,628 --> 01:06:10,994
C-NOTE: Hey, hey, hey
Hello, everyone
1311
01:06:11,063 --> 01:06:13,224
Top of the morning to you
1312
01:06:13,299 --> 01:06:14,357
What�s happening, Mr C?
1313
01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:15,422
- (slap loudly)
- Ow!
1314
01:06:15,501 --> 01:06:16,490
What�s goin on, baby?
1315
01:06:16,569 --> 01:06:19,504
Looks like everybody showed up
to watch me whoop your ass
1316
01:06:19,572 --> 01:06:21,938
Actually, they showed up to watch
1317
01:06:22,008 --> 01:06:24,738
him whoop on your ass
1318
01:06:34,587 --> 01:06:37,055
All right, let me in here, let me in here
Let the betting begin
1319
01:06:37,123 --> 01:06:39,956
Come on, who�s betting on the kid?
Lm taking ten-to-one, five-to-one
1320
01:06:40,026 --> 01:06:42,221
Okay, okay,
may I have your attention please?
1321
01:06:42,295 --> 01:06:45,264
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you all for coming here
1322
01:06:45,331 --> 01:06:47,265
to this rather special contest
1323
01:06:47,333 --> 01:06:49,358
Let me explain
what were going to do today
1324
01:06:49,535 --> 01:06:53,528
Well play 18 holes of match play,
best ball
1325
01:06:53,606 --> 01:06:56,097
Mr Parnevik, its your tee, sir
1326
01:06:56,175 --> 01:06:57,472
PARNEVIK: Thank you
1327
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:04,415
MAN: Attaboy, Jesper!
Hit it good!
1328
01:07:04,483 --> 01:07:06,849
- Eat a sandwich
- Shut up
1329
01:07:13,392 --> 01:07:16,088
- WOMAN: Whoa, great shot
- (audience applauding)
1330
01:07:17,663 --> 01:07:19,494
Sweet
1331
01:07:20,633 --> 01:07:22,794
So who wants to follow that one?
1332
01:07:22,868 --> 01:07:23,857
Is that all you got?
1333
01:07:24,670 --> 01:07:26,001
Lm just getting warmed up
1334
01:07:28,441 --> 01:07:29,430
Lets go, C-Note
1335
01:07:32,745 --> 01:07:35,942
Come on, breathe, breathe
1336
01:07:39,952 --> 01:07:41,385
Play for your freedom
1337
01:07:44,924 --> 01:07:46,323
- DREAD: Yeah
- AUDIENCE: Oh!
1338
01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,031
Looking good, Mick, looking good
1339
01:07:59,405 --> 01:08:01,999
- Whoo Whoo
- (applauding)
1340
01:08:04,677 --> 01:08:07,737
- MAN #1: What did I tell you?
- MAN #2: Nice shot, Mick
1341
01:08:11,050 --> 01:08:12,244
Oh, this guy
1342
01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:15,679
- (inhales)
- Chump
1343
01:08:15,755 --> 01:08:21,387
(Big Large farts loudly)
1344
01:08:21,460 --> 01:08:24,520
(farting)
1345
01:08:26,666 --> 01:08:27,655
(gags)
1346
01:08:29,268 --> 01:08:30,394
Stop
1347
01:08:30,603 --> 01:08:31,661
(baby farts)
1348
01:08:31,737 --> 01:08:33,102
My mouth was open
1349
01:08:33,172 --> 01:08:37,165
Damn, that�s a lot of sound
out of a quarter-inch speaker
1350
01:08:37,243 --> 01:08:39,939
Are you done?
1351
01:08:42,415 --> 01:08:43,712
Swing away
1352
01:08:45,718 --> 01:08:47,117
(farts)
1353
01:08:52,158 --> 01:08:54,251
- (farts)
- (audience laughing)
1354
01:08:57,229 --> 01:08:58,662
Watch out there!
1355
01:09:02,168 --> 01:09:05,968
- Boo
- Boo, boo
1356
01:09:22,455 --> 01:09:23,786
AUDIENCE: Oh
1357
01:09:26,125 --> 01:09:27,490
Oh
1358
01:09:46,879 --> 01:09:48,506
Damn, that waters deep
1359
01:09:57,990 --> 01:09:59,821
ALL: Oh
1360
01:10:02,261 --> 01:10:03,592
Oh
1361
01:10:08,401 --> 01:10:10,164
(applauding)
1362
01:10:21,747 --> 01:10:23,510
Does this smell infected?
1363
01:10:41,434 --> 01:10:42,765
Shoot him
1364
01:10:42,835 --> 01:10:46,532
Ladies and gentlemen,
at the end of the outward nine,
1365
01:10:46,605 --> 01:10:49,096
Mr Cummings team is four holes up
1366
01:10:49,175 --> 01:10:53,544
We shall take a 15-minute break
and convene back at the 10th hole
1367
01:10:53,612 --> 01:10:54,636
Thank you
1368
01:10:54,713 --> 01:10:57,113
C-NOTE: Cant we kill him?
Come on
1369
01:10:57,283 --> 01:10:59,114
I thought it was
1370
01:11:00,719 --> 01:11:02,209
You ain�t foolin, man
1371
01:11:02,288 --> 01:11:05,382
Yo, wait
Show me the money, baby
1372
01:11:05,458 --> 01:11:08,256
Man, were getting bitch-slapped
1373
01:11:08,327 --> 01:11:10,955
This guys got shots in his bag
I didn�t know existed
1374
01:11:11,030 --> 01:11:12,497
Big deal
1375
01:11:14,133 --> 01:11:17,660
What are you,
a couple of pussies having a pity party?
1376
01:11:17,736 --> 01:11:19,294
Hes great
So what?
1377
01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:20,395
See, that�s your problem
1378
01:11:20,473 --> 01:11:21,963
You�re playing him
instead of the course
1379
01:11:22,041 --> 01:11:23,770
It doesn�t matter how great he is
1380
01:11:23,843 --> 01:11:27,574
Every time you put a peg in the turf,
you�re playing Old Man Par
1381
01:11:27,646 --> 01:11:32,913
Now, you�ve got two choices...
you can either play big or go home
1382
01:11:34,987 --> 01:11:36,420
lm going to go warm up
1383
01:11:39,024 --> 01:11:40,184
You know
1384
01:11:40,259 --> 01:11:44,423
whether you win or lose,
your father would be proud of you
1385
01:11:44,497 --> 01:11:46,931
He didn�t give a damn
about course records
1386
01:11:46,999 --> 01:11:50,162
He golfed his ball
because he loved the game
1387
01:11:50,236 --> 01:11:51,931
And that�s what you need to do
1388
01:11:52,671 --> 01:11:56,072
See, this could be the last time
you set foot on this course
1389
01:11:56,141 --> 01:11:57,870
Make it count
1390
01:12:13,659 --> 01:12:14,751
Hey
1391
01:12:14,827 --> 01:12:16,954
Hey, hey
What�s happening?
1392
01:12:17,029 --> 01:12:21,523
I wanted you to know
I don't work for Cummings anymore
1393
01:12:21,600 --> 01:12:25,536
So sorry
I should�ve quit sooner
1394
01:12:25,604 --> 01:12:27,333
That�s cool
I get it
1395
01:12:27,406 --> 01:12:29,567
Gotta do what you gotta do, right?
1396
01:12:29,642 --> 01:12:30,870
Yeah
1397
01:12:30,943 --> 01:12:33,673
Yeah, you think you�re working
for someone that�s honest,
1398
01:12:33,746 --> 01:12:35,907
then you find out later they�re not
1399
01:12:37,182 --> 01:12:39,707
Well, the three blind mice
could�ve solved that
1400
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,382
Want to wish you luck on your back nine
1401
01:12:44,456 --> 01:12:47,823
Well, you know lm gonna shake em up
its halftime
1402
01:12:47,893 --> 01:12:50,293
All I have is time for the bliss, baby
1403
01:13:09,715 --> 01:13:11,444
Bing! Bam!
1404
01:13:14,753 --> 01:13:16,448
(man singing)
1405
01:13:26,365 --> 01:13:28,765
I didn�t bring you all this way
for you to... to... to
1406
01:13:28,834 --> 01:13:29,960
- Choke, sir?
- Choke!
1407
01:13:30,936 --> 01:13:32,494
Whoo!
1408
01:14:13,278 --> 01:14:14,336
HARRINGTON:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1409
01:14:14,413 --> 01:14:17,814
after 17 holes, we are dead even
1410
01:14:17,883 --> 01:14:20,351
The winner of the next hole
takes the match
1411
01:14:20,419 --> 01:14:22,353
Mick, its your tee
1412
01:14:22,421 --> 01:14:24,150
Hey, our ticket right there
1413
01:14:25,591 --> 01:14:26,990
Come on, Mick!
1414
01:14:27,059 --> 01:14:29,186
Don�t piss like a puppy
Stay on the port
1415
01:14:29,261 --> 01:14:31,229
Let the big dogs eat, brother
1416
01:14:32,631 --> 01:14:33,757
MAN: You the man!
1417
01:14:41,440 --> 01:14:43,067
Yeah, that�s my dawg
1418
01:14:43,142 --> 01:14:44,609
Give it to em, baby
1419
01:14:46,445 --> 01:14:49,437
Yeah, that�s that money shot!
That�s that money shot!
1420
01:14:50,249 --> 01:14:54,345
Oh! Let me lay down on it
Bam
1421
01:14:59,625 --> 01:15:02,958
- I hate you
- BIG LARGE: Meow, meow
1422
01:15:03,796 --> 01:15:05,593
- (barks)
- Oh!
1423
01:15:05,664 --> 01:15:07,222
(audience laughing)
1424
01:15:12,838 --> 01:15:14,931
That�s the best shot he hit all day
1425
01:15:17,309 --> 01:15:20,107
MAN #1: Nice shot Beautiful
MAN #2: Great shot
1426
01:15:35,728 --> 01:15:37,286
Give me a five iron
1427
01:15:39,031 --> 01:15:40,862
Don�t sweat it
1428
01:15:40,933 --> 01:15:44,994
Like I said, you either play big,
or you go home
1429
01:15:46,405 --> 01:15:47,872
This is my home
1430
01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:49,999
Well, lets act like it
1431
01:15:50,075 --> 01:15:51,940
Come on, Mick-o
1432
01:16:01,019 --> 01:16:02,577
C-NOTE: There it is
1433
01:16:02,654 --> 01:16:03,951
Get close, baby
1434
01:16:08,827 --> 01:16:10,158
Whoo
1435
01:16:13,932 --> 01:16:16,127
Oh
1436
01:16:17,703 --> 01:16:19,603
How many points you get
when it go in the water?
1437
01:16:19,671 --> 01:16:21,332
(chuckling)
1438
01:16:21,406 --> 01:16:22,703
Oh
1439
01:16:38,757 --> 01:16:40,054
(applauding)
1440
01:16:44,396 --> 01:16:46,330
All right Whatta I got?
1441
01:16:46,398 --> 01:16:49,731
230 yards uphill into the wind?
1442
01:16:50,736 --> 01:16:52,533
I don�t have that shot in my bag,
do I?
1443
01:16:52,604 --> 01:16:54,231
No one does
1444
01:16:55,240 --> 01:16:57,231
All right, give me my driver
1445
01:16:57,309 --> 01:16:58,970
Come on, baby
Take your time
1446
01:16:59,044 --> 01:17:00,204
Let me show you how we do this
1447
01:17:00,279 --> 01:17:01,678
Think about the course
1448
01:17:01,747 --> 01:17:04,910
We play big, or we go home
1449
01:17:07,586 --> 01:17:08,780
(breeze whispers)
1450
01:17:43,622 --> 01:17:44,816
Ease up
1451
01:18:23,228 --> 01:18:26,994
# People take it
just a little bit higher like this #
1452
01:18:27,065 --> 01:18:29,795
Mick, we won!
What did I tell you?
1453
01:18:29,868 --> 01:18:31,768
What did I tell you?
What did I tell you?
1454
01:18:33,171 --> 01:18:36,504
# We can take the slow... like this #
1455
01:18:40,646 --> 01:18:44,673
Just like money in the bank
Yes
1456
01:18:46,585 --> 01:18:48,143
LADY G: Hey, Dick
1457
01:18:48,220 --> 01:18:50,347
- Richard Cummings
- Yes?
1458
01:18:50,422 --> 01:18:52,947
You�re under arrest
for conspiracy to commit murder
1459
01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,049
That�s ridiculous
1460
01:18:54,126 --> 01:18:55,286
Yo must have
the wrong Richard Cummings
1461
01:18:57,129 --> 01:18:58,619
Remember me?
1462
01:18:58,697 --> 01:19:00,631
This mans a liar
1463
01:19:02,935 --> 01:19:04,300
- Ooh
- Ooh
1464
01:19:04,369 --> 01:19:06,360
Ooh, that was a lot of little strength
1465
01:19:06,438 --> 01:19:07,928
Oh, yeah
All day long
1466
01:19:08,006 --> 01:19:09,234
- All day long?
- Yeah
1467
01:19:09,308 --> 01:19:12,277
- You can climb me like a tree
- Ooh, lets talk about it
1468
01:19:12,344 --> 01:19:14,710
- Lets go, come on
- Heh
1469
01:19:16,014 --> 01:19:17,914
Holler at your boy, Mr C
1470
01:19:17,983 --> 01:19:19,473
# A growin' boy need vitamin C #
1471
01:19:19,551 --> 01:19:22,281
# Can't wait four years
for a college degree #
1472
01:19:22,354 --> 01:19:24,117
# So I'm gonna try to be all I can be #
1473
01:19:24,189 --> 01:19:25,952
# Minus the army and Uncle Sam #
1474
01:19:26,024 --> 01:19:28,288
# God damn,
I'm just proud to be who I am #
1475
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:29,691
# Get higher like this #
1476
01:19:29,761 --> 01:19:32,559
# On the days when I'm back to...,
all right #
1477
01:19:32,631 --> 01:19:34,599
# Take it
just a little bit higher like this #
1478
01:19:34,666 --> 01:19:36,657
(singing continues)
1479
01:20:10,035 --> 01:20:11,366
Nice round, pop
1480
01:20:23,749 --> 01:20:25,478
The USGA is here
1481
01:20:27,753 --> 01:20:30,654
Thanks for everything
1482
01:20:31,623 --> 01:20:34,683
Well, he deserved it
1483
01:20:34,760 --> 01:20:36,990
And you deserve it, too
1484
01:20:51,543 --> 01:20:53,909
Very nice to see you again
1485
01:20:53,979 --> 01:20:54,968
Where�s Cummings?
1486
01:20:55,047 --> 01:20:58,483
Hes actually not a member
of this club anymore
1487
01:20:58,550 --> 01:20:59,778
Joined another club,
1488
01:20:59,851 --> 01:21:01,716
but let me introduce you
to our new president,
1489
01:21:01,787 --> 01:21:02,845
Christopher Hawkins
1490
01:21:02,921 --> 01:21:05,719
its good to meet you
its Frosty, right?
1491
01:21:05,791 --> 01:21:07,156
Frosty, right
1492
01:21:07,225 --> 01:21:09,989
As you can see, we made
a couple changes here at Carolina Pines,
1493
01:21:10,062 --> 01:21:11,154
you know what lm sayin?
1494
01:21:11,229 --> 01:21:12,389
Were still exclusive
1495
01:21:12,464 --> 01:21:15,695
but were more open-minded
1496
01:21:16,735 --> 01:21:17,793
What up, family?
1497
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:21,499
- Southside
- All right, let me give you a tour
1498
01:21:23,542 --> 01:21:24,907
Ross King:
Welcome to the final round
1499
01:21:24,976 --> 01:21:26,341
of the US Open...
1500
01:21:26,411 --> 01:21:29,903
Sergio Garcia, Tiger Woods
battling it out to take the crown
1501
01:21:29,981 --> 01:21:32,506
and become Open Champion
over these wind-swept fairways
1502
01:21:32,584 --> 01:21:35,519
right here at Carolina Pines
Golf and Polo Club,
1503
01:21:35,587 --> 01:21:37,987
The club itself established
in 1892
1504
01:21:38,056 --> 01:21:40,081
It really has stood the test of time,
1505
01:21:40,158 --> 01:21:43,423
and it is absolutely steeped
in rich golfing tradition.
1506
01:21:43,495 --> 01:21:44,894
But I've got to now welcome the man,
1507
01:21:44,963 --> 01:21:46,453
the President of the club here,
Christopher Hawkins.
1508
01:21:46,531 --> 01:21:47,623
Christopher, good to see you.
1509
01:21:47,699 --> 01:21:48,757
How you doing, Ross?
What's going on?
1510
01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:49,823
(whispers)
Hi, mom.
1511
01:21:49,901 --> 01:21:53,496
Christopher, this I've got to say,
this course is really in top-notch shape.
1512
01:21:53,572 --> 01:21:54,664
Well, I'd love to take credit,
1513
01:21:54,739 --> 01:21:56,366
but I've got a terrific staff
that works behind me.
1514
01:21:56,441 --> 01:21:57,931
Well, it certainly shows.
1515
01:21:58,009 --> 01:22:01,536
Now, a lot of low scores
being posted here, it has to be said,
1516
01:22:01,613 --> 01:22:03,740
possibility that your father�s record's
in jeopardy.
1517
01:22:03,815 --> 01:22:05,612
You know
1518
01:22:05,684 --> 01:22:08,414
its either your ass
1519
01:22:08,487 --> 01:22:09,818
or the remote
1520
01:22:10,755 --> 01:22:12,950
How did I get this?
1521
01:22:13,024 --> 01:22:16,357
(mocking)
I don�t know Go sit down
1522
01:22:16,428 --> 01:22:17,486
(slaps butt)
1523
01:22:17,662 --> 01:22:19,653
(man singing reggaeton)
1524
01:22:41,153 --> 01:22:43,678
Let me give you a lesson
about doobah-doobahs
1525
01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:44,949
Everybody talkin about the black man
1526
01:22:45,023 --> 01:22:48,186
got the biggest doobah-doobah
in the world
1527
01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:49,386
I don�t know
1528
01:22:49,461 --> 01:22:51,429
I ain�t seen
every black guys doobah-doobah
1529
01:22:51,496 --> 01:22:53,589
My doobah-doobah
happens to be pretty good
1530
01:22:53,665 --> 01:22:55,724
KIDD: Hey, Mick,
do me a favor, bro
1531
01:22:55,800 --> 01:22:56,926
Can you help me out with something?
1532
01:22:57,002 --> 01:22:58,196
MICK: Yeah, no problem
1533
01:22:58,270 --> 01:23:02,070
Hold this for me, please
its messing up m swing
1534
01:23:02,874 --> 01:23:05,104
- Hey, my...!
- Pick them up
1535
01:23:07,279 --> 01:23:09,076
You want some candy, little boy?
1536
01:23:09,147 --> 01:23:11,115
- Yeah
- Aha, rrrrr
1537
01:23:11,183 --> 01:23:12,707
You still breast feed?
1538
01:23:12,784 --> 01:23:14,081
Lm still on the bottle
1539
01:23:14,152 --> 01:23:15,278
Breast milk
1540
01:23:15,353 --> 01:23:17,821
Ain�t my fault you people speak French
1541
01:23:17,889 --> 01:23:20,517
Oui, Oui! You have a little wee-wee
1542
01:23:20,592 --> 01:23:23,652
I got a boom bam!
Boom bam, boom bam!
1543
01:23:23,728 --> 01:23:25,491
Boom bam, bam bam!
1544
01:23:25,564 --> 01:23:28,897
Bah! Bah! Bam!
1545
01:23:28,967 --> 01:23:30,491
Whoo-hoo!
1546
01:23:30,569 --> 01:23:32,366
# You must like what you see #
1547
01:23:32,537 --> 01:23:34,437
# You must like what you see #
1548
01:23:34,506 --> 01:23:36,133
# Cause you see a brother like me #
1549
01:23:36,208 --> 01:23:38,335
# lm gonna break it down
lm gonna break it down #
1550
01:23:38,410 --> 01:23:40,708
# And then lm gonna stop #
1551
01:23:42,080 --> 01:23:43,877
# Back to the beat #
1552
01:23:43,949 --> 01:23:47,476
MAN: # Oh, pretty, pretty girl
look so fine #
1553
01:23:47,552 --> 01:23:50,419
I almost took my own head off
After you, boy
1554
01:23:50,488 --> 01:23:52,479
Okay
1555
01:23:52,557 --> 01:23:55,549
Air ball!
1556
01:23:55,627 --> 01:23:58,187
You�ll get the other half
when the job is done
1557
01:24:01,800 --> 01:24:03,233
(thud)
1558
01:24:04,069 --> 01:24:05,900
BIG WILLIE JOHNSON:
What do you mean half?
1559
01:24:05,971 --> 01:24:07,063
# Make it feel nice #
1560
01:24:07,138 --> 01:24:08,366
# No more strife #
1561
01:24:08,440 --> 01:24:09,668
# Make you my wife #
1562
01:24:09,741 --> 01:24:14,872
# Baby, I would make
your dreams come true #
1563
01:24:14,946 --> 01:24:17,471
(indecipherable reggaeton
rapping)
1564
01:24:26,524 --> 01:24:29,118
Tyrone, is that you?
1565
01:24:29,327 --> 01:24:32,353
- My grandmother used to baby-sit you
- No, that ain�t me
1566
01:24:32,430 --> 01:24:35,524
TT, you peed in the bed
till you were 15 years old
1567
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,965
I know you remember me
1568
01:24:46,811 --> 01:24:49,780
Goodbye, peace out!
Southside!
1569
01:24:54,686 --> 01:24:56,551
# To be with you #
1570
01:24:56,621 --> 01:24:58,714
# Yes, girl #
1571
01:24:58,890 --> 01:24:59,948
# Yes, girl #
1572
01:25:00,025 --> 01:25:02,220
# And they say,
"Oh, you're so picky-picky"#
1573
01:25:02,294 --> 01:25:03,522
# "Why you no it,� he said #
1574
01:25:03,595 --> 01:25:04,619
# I wanna sticky-sticky #
1575
01:25:04,696 --> 01:25:06,561
Damn, your tittys hanging out
1576
01:25:09,167 --> 01:25:10,600
Little bitty titty
1577
01:25:10,669 --> 01:25:12,830
Don�t be selfish I gotta smoke, too
1578
01:25:12,904 --> 01:25:15,668
I gotta make some brownies
and some muffins and...
1579
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:18,106
You know what?
You�re just being greedy now
1580
01:25:18,176 --> 01:25:19,575
All right
No, go on in
1581
01:25:19,644 --> 01:25:21,407
Take it, take it
Just take the whole bag
1582
01:25:21,479 --> 01:25:25,074
Damn good try
Mm-hmm
1583
01:25:25,150 --> 01:25:27,710
III take those two Benjamin�s
whenever you�re ready
1584
01:25:27,786 --> 01:25:30,619
If you gotta take your pants off first,
to get into your pockets,
1585
01:25:30,689 --> 01:25:32,657
hey, player, I understand
1586
01:25:32,724 --> 01:25:35,420
Huh! Huh, huh, huh!
Huh, huh, huh!
1587
01:25:35,493 --> 01:25:36,892
Huh! Huh!
1588
01:25:37,696 --> 01:25:40,597
Uh, oh, yeah
Look at me
1589
01:25:40,665 --> 01:25:41,689
Yeah!
1590
01:25:41,866 --> 01:25:42,992
Yeah?
1591
01:25:43,068 --> 01:25:45,628
Boom, doo-chah-doo, doo-chah-doo
That�s how mine sounds
1592
01:25:45,704 --> 01:25:49,299
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
Doo-chah, doo-chah, doo-chah-doo
1593
01:25:49,374 --> 01:25:51,865
Doo-cha, doo...
dayoh...
1594
01:25:51,943 --> 01:25:53,706
doo-cha, doo-te-doo
1595
01:26:07,192 --> 01:26:09,251
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin' around #
1596
01:26:09,427 --> 01:26:11,622
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1597
01:26:11,796 --> 01:26:14,424
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1598
01:26:14,499 --> 01:26:16,524
# Jump around, jump around #
1599
01:26:16,601 --> 01:26:18,762
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1600
01:26:18,937 --> 01:26:21,132
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1601
01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:23,968
# Tell me who'll I say
is just sittin� around #
1602
01:26:24,042 --> 01:26:26,306
# Jump around, jump around #
1603
01:26:27,812 --> 01:26:29,439
(man rapping)
1604
01:26:48,299 --> 01:26:50,665
MAN: # One, two, three, four #
1605
01:26:50,735 --> 01:26:52,669
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
1606
01:26:52,737 --> 01:26:54,466
# Don't make that booty clap #
1607
01:26:54,539 --> 01:26:56,473
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
1608
01:26:56,541 --> 01:26:58,099
# Gonna make that booty clap #
1609
01:26:58,176 --> 01:26:59,871
MAN:
# Girl, don't make that booty clap #
1610
01:26:59,944 --> 01:27:01,775
# Don't make that booty clap #
1611
01:27:01,846 --> 01:27:03,677
WOMAN:
# We gonna make that booty clap #
1612
01:27:03,748 --> 01:27:05,045
# Gonna make that booty... #
1613
01:27:05,116 --> 01:27:06,140
(whistle blows)
1614
01:27:20,198 --> 01:27:22,928
(woman rapping)
1615
01:27:27,806 --> 01:27:29,831
MAN: # Comin' at ya! #
1616
01:27:41,619 --> 01:27:43,849
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1617
01:27:43,922 --> 01:27:46,288
# And I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1618
01:27:46,357 --> 01:27:48,723
# Comin' to your town
to invade your block #
1619
01:27:48,793 --> 01:27:51,159
# We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot #
1620
01:27:51,229 --> 01:27:53,459
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1621
01:27:53,531 --> 01:27:55,999
# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1622
01:27:56,067 --> 01:27:58,535
# Comin� to your town
to invade your block #
1623
01:27:58,603 --> 01:28:00,798
# We ride from the hood,
taking over your spot #
1624
01:28:00,872 --> 01:28:03,534
# Follow me
while I take you on an odyssey #
1625
01:28:03,608 --> 01:28:05,940
# I'm hittin' dollars, see,
can't nothin� bother me #
1626
01:28:06,010 --> 01:28:08,001
# Green grass, yeah,
blowin� on the hood #
1627
01:28:08,079 --> 01:28:10,479
# Million-dollar caddy,
call me Tiger Woods #
1628
01:28:10,548 --> 01:28:12,846
# I came from the bottom,
I made it to the top #
1629
01:28:12,917 --> 01:28:15,249
# I'm married to the game,
and this game don't stop #
1630
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,720
# Comin� to your town
to invade your block #
1631
01:28:17,789 --> 01:28:20,724
# Yo, we ride from the hood,
takin� over your spot #
1632
01:28:32,170 --> 01:28:34,365
(man rapping)
1633
01:29:04,636 --> 01:29:06,900
(woman singing)
1634
01:29:38,770 --> 01:29:40,897
MAN: # She's so cinematic #
1635
01:29:40,972 --> 01:29:43,304
# She's so cinematic #
1636
01:29:43,374 --> 01:29:45,569
# She's turned me to an addict #
1637
01:29:45,643 --> 01:29:48,111
# Got me addicted to her #
1638
01:29:48,179 --> 01:29:52,013
# To her, to her, to her #
1639
01:29:52,083 --> 01:29:57,885
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
1640
01:29:57,956 --> 01:29:59,787
# She's so cinematic #
1641
01:29:59,958 --> 01:30:02,358
# She's so cinematic #
1642
01:30:02,427 --> 01:30:04,588
# She's turned me to an addict #
1643
01:30:04,662 --> 01:30:07,222
# Got me addicted to her #
1644
01:30:07,298 --> 01:30:09,892
# To her, to her, to her #
1645
01:30:09,968 --> 01:30:12,061
# To her, to her, to her, to her #
1646
01:30:15,807 --> 01:30:17,866
# We came to set the party off#
1647
01:30:17,942 --> 01:30:19,773
# I came to set the party off#
1648
01:30:19,844 --> 01:30:21,835
# You came to set the party off#
1649
01:30:21,913 --> 01:30:24,541
# Get a pimp, get a girl... #
1650
01:30:24,616 --> 01:30:26,481
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1651
01:30:26,651 --> 01:30:28,551
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1652
01:30:28,720 --> 01:30:30,347
# Get a pimp, get a girl #
1653
01:30:30,421 --> 01:30:32,446
# We came to set the party off#
1654
01:30:32,523 --> 01:30:33,512
# You flossin'? #
1655
01:30:33,591 --> 01:30:34,580
# I'm flossin'#
1656
01:30:34,659 --> 01:30:35,648
# You flossin'? #
1657
01:30:35,727 --> 01:30:36,716
# I'm flossin'#
1658
01:30:36,794 --> 01:30:37,783
# You flossin'? #
1659
01:30:37,862 --> 01:30:39,762
# I'm flossin'#
1660
01:30:39,831 --> 01:30:40,957
# Do you like what I'm seeing'? #
1661
01:30:41,032 --> 01:30:42,863
# Mix up the black
and the white Puerto Rican#
1662
01:30:42,934 --> 01:30:44,196
# Even some European#
1663
01:30:44,268 --> 01:30:46,327
# You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im #
1664
01:30:46,504 --> 01:30:48,369
# You talk about the man,
I'll beat 'im #
1665
01:30:54,545 --> 01:30:57,605
# We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big, we do it big #
1666
01:30:57,682 --> 01:31:00,344
# We do it big, we do it big,
we do it big #
1667
01:31:00,418 --> 01:31:02,511
# We ain't done, son#