1 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,115 Okay, here we go. 2 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,493 Oh, wow. 3 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,412 Oh, my God, you guys. 4 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,165 Oh, my God, Rachel, you suck. 5 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,919 - It's a private party. - It's okay, they're kind of expecting me. 6 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:53,177 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 7 00:00:53,344 --> 00:00:55,304 Shake it, shake it, shake it 8 00:00:55,472 --> 00:00:58,015 - Shake it, shake it - Let me hear you now 9 00:00:58,183 --> 00:00:59,224 Hello? 10 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,311 Surprise! 11 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:12,321 I know you told me not to, but I just had to. 12 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:13,822 I just had to. 13 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:16,116 - You're not mad, are you? - No, it's sweet. 14 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:17,409 And are you surprised? 15 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:19,161 Was I surprised? 16 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:22,206 - You were? - Ugh. Was I? 17 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:24,166 She was surprised! 18 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:28,003 You don't want this. I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. We did it! 19 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:44,353 - No! Oh, no, sorry, somebody's in here. - Ow! 20 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,188 It's me. 21 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:51,819 - Ow. Not afraid to put your back into it. - What are you doing in the ladies' room? 22 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:54,238 What? I saw you come in here, looking all tragic. 23 00:01:54,405 --> 00:01:56,532 So I'm here to check for razor blades. 24 00:01:56,699 --> 00:01:58,325 You were not coming in here for me. 25 00:01:58,493 --> 00:01:59,701 You're dodging Claire. 26 00:01:59,869 --> 00:02:01,995 See what happens when you sleep with people you don't love? 27 00:02:02,163 --> 00:02:04,248 - That's insulting. - Why don't you talk to her? 28 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,666 Rachel, she's crazy. 29 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:12,047 - There you are. - Good God. 30 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,465 - Hi. - Hi. 31 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:17,052 Where have you been all night, mister? Mr. Magoo. Ha-ha-ha. 32 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:19,972 Just hiding. Yeah. 33 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,682 Hiding. Ha-ha-ha. 34 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:25,853 - It's so, like, chaotic in here. - Yep. 35 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:30,649 Do you wanna...? Do you wanna go someplace more, like, um, intimate or...? 36 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,860 No. Party. So I think I'll stay here. 37 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:35,487 - Me neither. I don't want to either. - Yep. Awesome. 38 00:02:35,655 --> 00:02:37,197 - Oh, my God. - What is it? 39 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,908 I want you to see me drop it like it's hot. One second. 40 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:41,577 - This is awesome. - Talk to her. 41 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,581 When she walked in... Aah! 42 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:47,749 Hey! 43 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,835 - That was very nice of you. - What? 44 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:51,336 Pretending to be surprised. 45 00:02:51,504 --> 00:02:53,755 - Please don't tell her. She'll be heartbroken. - I won't. 46 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,259 What's going on, Dex? 47 00:02:57,427 --> 00:03:00,179 How you doing? You gonna introduce me to the birthday girl? 48 00:03:00,346 --> 00:03:04,725 Rachel, this is Marcus. Old family friend. Just moved into town. 49 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,435 What up, birthday girl? 50 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:07,728 Please stop saying that. 51 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:12,482 Don't worry. The capacity to be pleasured only increases with age. 52 00:03:12,650 --> 00:03:15,235 - Trust me. - Wow. 53 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:18,363 What's up? What's your name? You got a boyfriend? 54 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,699 - Wow. - Yeah. I'm sorry. 55 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:21,909 Hello. 56 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,785 Hello. 57 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:28,290 I'm gonna say something. And I know everybody wants to hear it. 58 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,125 Center of attention. That's weird. 59 00:03:30,293 --> 00:03:34,630 All right, well, as most of you know, I'm getting married in 61 days. 60 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,801 And, Dex, honey, I have a confession to make. 61 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,678 This won't be my first marriage. 62 00:03:43,598 --> 00:03:44,765 I wanna shoop, baby 63 00:03:44,933 --> 00:03:49,228 Yep. Rachel and I have been soul mates since the beginning. 64 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,648 Like two peas in a pod, we did everything together. 65 00:03:52,815 --> 00:03:54,733 Like re-enacting Dirty Dancing. 66 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:58,987 And our infamous dance routine to Salt-N-Pepa's "Push lt." 67 00:03:59,405 --> 00:04:02,157 We basically shared everything. Including Ethan. 68 00:04:02,325 --> 00:04:05,160 Oh, shit. Why am I in this? 69 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:07,663 Our date to the sixth grade dance. 70 00:04:08,581 --> 00:04:12,000 And through all the years, Rachel and I were inseparable. 71 00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:14,086 It was us against the world. 72 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:20,592 And after we graduated Indiana, she ditched my ass for stupid law school... 73 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:24,680 ...despite the fact that I selflessly rejected... 74 00:04:24,847 --> 00:04:28,058 ...my acceptance to Notre Dame... 75 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:30,018 ...because she wasn't let in. 76 00:04:30,645 --> 00:04:31,687 But whatever. 77 00:04:31,854 --> 00:04:36,108 It all worked out in the end, because she went to NYU Law... 78 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:41,029 ...and met my future husband, and introduced us. 79 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,701 I'll never forget, when Dex proposed... 80 00:04:45,868 --> 00:04:48,704 ...all I could think about when he was down on one knee... 81 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:50,872 ...was that I wish Rachel was here... 82 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,208 ...watching me in this moment. 83 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,793 Sorry. Who are we celebrating? 84 00:04:54,961 --> 00:05:00,340 I mean, to say you are my best friend is the understatement of the century. 85 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,844 You're the sister I never had. 86 00:05:04,470 --> 00:05:08,056 You're sometimes the mother I often need. 87 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:13,437 The reason why I can stumble so fearlessly into adventure... 88 00:05:13,604 --> 00:05:16,565 ...is because she's always there. 89 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,735 She is always, always there. 90 00:05:21,571 --> 00:05:23,322 I love you, Rachel. 91 00:05:23,823 --> 00:05:25,741 I love you too. 92 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:27,743 Happy 30th! 93 00:05:27,910 --> 00:05:29,536 I'm so happy it's not me yet! 94 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:34,082 All right. Come on, let's get this party going. Come on, come on. 95 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:38,086 And shake it, shake it. 96 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,969 Wow. 97 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,431 So are you two, like, uh...? 98 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:51,850 A couple? Nope. 99 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,435 - No? - Nope. 100 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,395 You guys ever...? 101 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:59,191 - No. No. - No? 102 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,860 Shake it, Darcy! 103 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,364 You know what, sweetheart? I think it's time that you came down. 104 00:06:07,533 --> 00:06:11,578 Rachel, tell him to let me stay. 105 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:15,707 Come on, I did the party. I'm the one who did it. 106 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,543 - Honey, I love you so much. - I love you. 107 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:23,173 - Did you like it? Did you like your party? - I did. I loved it. 108 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:30,722 Oh, my God, remind me to buy you new shoes. I just hate your shoes so much. 109 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,432 Okay, yep, time to go home. 110 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,602 - I hate them. - You know what? She'll call you tomorrow. 111 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:39,147 I don't understand why you think, "I'm gonna buy that pair of shoes." 112 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,567 - Happy birthday. - Hey, thank you. 113 00:06:51,327 --> 00:06:52,828 Never helps, but I do it anyway. 114 00:06:52,995 --> 00:06:55,580 There's an old maid in the window. Let's get her a cat. 115 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:57,165 Okay, you're not old. 116 00:06:57,750 --> 00:06:59,584 You're just a lawyer. It's different. 117 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:03,505 I'm serious, Ethan. Thirty's young, but it's not that young. 118 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,007 - Okay. Ten-second pity party. Go. - Ethan. 119 00:07:06,175 --> 00:07:08,677 I'm past my prime child-bearing years. 120 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:11,179 Wow. Okay. I didn't know we were going dark. 121 00:07:11,347 --> 00:07:14,307 I basically wasted my entire 20s. 122 00:07:14,767 --> 00:07:15,851 And I hate my job. 123 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,853 Okay, two things? You went way over. 124 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:22,691 And, secondly, you didn't waste your 20s. You just grew up. 125 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:24,484 Why won't you marry me? 126 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,027 Because I like you too much. 127 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,698 Ah! Perfect timing. 128 00:07:31,367 --> 00:07:32,993 Dex. 129 00:07:33,202 --> 00:07:36,705 - Hey, what's going on? - Darcy forgot her purse. 130 00:07:37,540 --> 00:07:40,292 - Her new Chanel? - Not the new Chanel! Let's go. 131 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:43,503 - Come on. - Oh. I'm gonna go help him find it. 132 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:45,046 Are you serious? 133 00:07:45,214 --> 00:07:47,799 It's like a $2000 handbag. 134 00:07:47,967 --> 00:07:49,634 Dudes aren't supposed to know that. 135 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,428 In or out, asshole? 136 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,180 You need a hug, buddy. 137 00:07:54,015 --> 00:07:57,559 Oh! And voilà. 138 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,895 - Oh! - Ha-ha-ha. 139 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:01,646 - You all right? - Mm-hm. 140 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,565 - You sure? - Mm-hm. 141 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:07,777 Thank you. Come on. I'll get you a taxi. 142 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,327 So did you have a good time tonight? 143 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,704 Yeah, I did. 144 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,541 I did! 145 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,509 Hey. Let's get one more drink. 146 00:08:30,676 --> 00:08:32,844 Oh, no, that's okay. You don't have to. 147 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,055 Come on. I want to. 148 00:08:39,435 --> 00:08:41,478 Two Heinekens, please. 149 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:50,529 - Darcy. - It'll be fun. Come on. 150 00:08:50,696 --> 00:08:52,906 Are you always this obnoxious? 151 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,867 Ha-ha-ha. - Yes, I am. Does that surprise you? 152 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,794 Wow. You really don't notice the way women look at you. 153 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:08,004 You're funny. 154 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,422 I'm not that funny. 155 00:09:09,590 --> 00:09:13,301 You're right. You were much funnier in law school. 156 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:20,141 God, if we could do anything, anything, wake up tomorrow and do anything... 157 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:21,726 ...be anything, what would you do? 158 00:09:21,894 --> 00:09:24,062 - What would you be? - Rap superstar. 159 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:26,231 Come on, seriously. 160 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:28,316 I'd be a teacher. 161 00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:29,985 - Really? - Yeah. 162 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:34,072 Yeah, I always wanted to teach. 163 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,491 You know, maybe start with high school. 164 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,201 Coach the soccer team. 165 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:42,205 So why aren't we? Doing what we really wanna do? 166 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:43,999 Well, I don't know about you... 167 00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,460 ...but doing what I wanna do has never been much of a factor. 168 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:51,464 It's more like what I'm expected to do. 169 00:09:52,383 --> 00:09:53,633 Yes. 170 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,594 Exactly. 171 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,350 Wow. We're really flipping her out. 172 00:10:03,185 --> 00:10:05,979 She can't imagine what you're doing here with me. 173 00:10:06,147 --> 00:10:08,523 Hot people are supposed to be with hot people. 174 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,652 - Excuse me. - Dex. Shh! 175 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:14,738 You're making my girlfriend uncomfortable. 176 00:10:14,905 --> 00:10:15,989 - Dex. Stop it. - What? 177 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:19,117 Oh, my God. Ha-ha-ha. 178 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:23,121 Oh. Now I remember why I had such a crush on you in law school. 179 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,331 No, you didn't. 180 00:10:24,498 --> 00:10:26,708 Course I did. 181 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,378 Oh, come on. You knew. 182 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:51,691 Two stops. Tenth and Second, then down to Tribeca. 183 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,078 I'm sorry. 184 00:11:03,245 --> 00:11:05,288 I don't know why I... 185 00:11:06,332 --> 00:11:08,291 I was just a... 186 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,937 Yeah, all right. I'm thinking more like one stop. 187 00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,792 Rach? Rachel? 188 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:54,045 Rach. 189 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,716 Rachel, pick up. 190 00:11:57,883 --> 00:12:00,552 Pick up, pick up, pick up. 191 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,095 Oh, my God. 192 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,849 - Rachel. Rach. - Oh, my God. What did I do? 193 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:09,102 - I'm panicking. - Dex never came home. 194 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,478 Oh, no. 195 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,982 - Listen to me. - Dex never came home and I don't... 196 00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,318 Fourteen missed calls. 197 00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:20,655 Oh, my God! Wait! Don't be naked! 198 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:21,823 What...? 199 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,163 - Should I answer it? - What? No! No, no. Don't... 200 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,457 Oh, shit! 201 00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:32,292 - Pants. What? - I should answer. 202 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:35,503 - Why isn't anyone answering? - Don't answer the phone. 203 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:37,672 - I'll just say... - Pick up the phone! 204 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,257 - What? - Rach. 205 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,759 I don't know. 206 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,678 It's an emergency, and I think Dex is cheating on me. 207 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:47,974 And I know it sounds so crazy, but, hot people, they get cheated on sometimes. 208 00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:51,519 - What do we do? - Rachel. 209 00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,356 It'll be okay. It's gonna be okay. We'll figure it out. 210 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,651 I'll tell her I was with Marcus. 211 00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,695 God, I'm such a terrible person. 212 00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,030 What did I do? 213 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,573 I mean, not just to her, but to you. 214 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:08,286 Rachel, stop. It wasn't just you. 215 00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,540 Rachel, I... 216 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:19,422 I better go. 217 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,647 - Hello? - Rach, where the hell have you been? 218 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,482 Dex didn't come home last night. 219 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,526 - Hello? - Oh, my God. 220 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,194 - Rachel. - Yes, I heard you. 221 00:13:41,362 --> 00:13:42,904 He didn't come home last night. 222 00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:46,074 He better have been hit by a car or in jail or something. 223 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:47,408 Darcy, don't say that. 224 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:48,910 Do you think he's cheating? 225 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,662 No. 226 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,916 - He loves you. - I know he loves me, obviously. 227 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,251 But where the hell is he? 228 00:13:56,418 --> 00:14:00,046 Did you see him last night? At the bar? Did you see him when you left the bar? 229 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,256 Oh, yeah. 230 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:06,219 Uh, he was with Marcus. They were, uh, watching a game. 231 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,929 A game? At 2 in the morning? 232 00:14:09,223 --> 00:14:13,184 It was something European. Oh, cricket, maybe. 233 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,394 Cricket? 234 00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:16,771 Oh, my God. It's him. 235 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:20,483 I'm gonna see about this cricket crap. I'll call you right back. 236 00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:26,155 Cricket. Cricket? 237 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,184 You don't happen to have four extra pens, do you? 238 00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,395 Oh, I do, actually. I brought a bunch. 239 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,567 You're making fun of me. 240 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,486 No, I'm impressed. 241 00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:08,239 You're making me feel really inadequate right now. 242 00:15:11,285 --> 00:15:14,203 I'm Professor Dennis Zigman and this is Torts. 243 00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:19,167 Never introduce a contingency in your answer. 244 00:15:20,002 --> 00:15:25,673 A supposed tortfeasor may be argued to have committed a tortious act... 245 00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,842 ...when four conditions have been met. 246 00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:30,386 Each is necessary. None is, in itself, sufficient. 247 00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:35,558 There must be a duty or obligation. This duty must have been breached. 248 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:40,104 - This breach must have caused damage. - What about you? 249 00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,522 Duty, breach, causation. 250 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,524 That's okay. I'll just listen. 251 00:15:43,692 --> 00:15:44,943 Damage. 252 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,697 Thank you. 253 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,785 Duty, breach, causation, damage. 254 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,121 Now this duty is not a statutory duty. 255 00:15:57,998 --> 00:16:03,044 The breach. The breach may be in the form of negligence. 256 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,234 - Darcy. - It's Dex. 257 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,945 I borrowed her phone. 258 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:35,034 Um, I just wanted to make sure that you were okay. 259 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,830 Oh. Yeah, I'm fine. 260 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,581 Are you okay? 261 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,291 I, um... 262 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:43,751 Hey. Who are you talking to? 263 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,920 It's Rachel. 264 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,757 Oh! Hey. Sorry. Totally forgot to call you back. 265 00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:51,884 Yeah, no. Is everything okay? 266 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,263 No, it's fine. He just got drunk and passed out at Marcus'. Whatever. 267 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,890 - Wish her happy birthday. - Oh, my God. Happy birthday. 268 00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:02,186 - Thanks. So everything's okay with Dex? - Yeah, yeah. 269 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:06,733 Um, yeah. Yeah. 270 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:09,527 Except he got a little weird... 271 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,530 ...and acted really guilty and said we have to have a talk. 272 00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,283 Talk about what? 273 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,910 I don't know. Whatever. 274 00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,913 I gotta go. Kiss, kiss, kiss. 275 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,291 Wait, can I just talk to Dex real quick? 276 00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,804 Because the dress I picked was perfect. 277 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:40,475 Unless this one's even more perfect. 278 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,230 Darcy, you look incredible. 279 00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:49,233 Wow. Wow. 280 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,827 She's having her bridal moment. 281 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,670 Hey, Darce. You okay? 282 00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,508 - You okay, Darce? - No, I'm fine. I'm just... 283 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:15,676 I wanna cry on the day... 284 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:20,223 ...so I wanna check my mascaras, make sure it doesn't run... 285 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:23,184 ...so I'm trying out all these different ones. 286 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:31,609 My mascara. Is it running? 287 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:36,864 I wish I could cry more. 288 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,659 Can we get a bigger train? 289 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,500 Shh! 290 00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,627 Sorry. 291 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,839 Duty, breach, causation... 292 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:55,967 - Oh, jeez. - Hold on. 293 00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:58,427 - What am I missing? What am I missing? - Damages. 294 00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,720 Oh, shit. 295 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,015 Sorry. I'm sorry. 296 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,644 Here. 297 00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,063 Use a mnemonic. 298 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:13,234 D, B, C, D. 299 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,240 Deliver by Christmas Day. 300 00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,035 Don't blame Cameron Diaz. 301 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:27,999 - This isn't even that funny, is it? - No. 302 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,584 It's not funny at all. 303 00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,559 How about when all of this is over... 304 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,689 ...Dex buys celebratory dinner? 305 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,651 Oh! Yeah. 306 00:19:56,111 --> 00:19:57,528 Sure. 307 00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:34,982 - Actually, I spun the bottle. - Yes. 308 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,484 - I would spin the bottle. - Ha-ha-ha. 309 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:40,821 And, well, she manipulated the bottle so that it landed on me, of course. 310 00:20:40,989 --> 00:20:43,532 - And so we go in the closet. - Ha-ha-ha. 311 00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,577 But it was one of the best kisses I've ever had. 312 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:48,204 Wow. 313 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:55,169 - And... - And, um, my first kiss was on a golf course. 314 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:59,465 - Okay. - In the middle of the night, and I was 13. 315 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,634 - Ha-ha-ha. - That's... 316 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,511 Crashing. 317 00:21:06,848 --> 00:21:10,685 Oh, I don't know. He's okay-looking. 318 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,938 Dex, this is Darcy. Darcy, this is Dex. 319 00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,148 You've been talking about him for nine months. 320 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,025 Well, he's been a very great study partner. 321 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,904 Wow. You two, lighten up. Your tarts are over. 322 00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,614 - Torts. Th... - Whatever. 323 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:24,949 Excuse me. 324 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:29,328 Uh, could we have six shots of tequila, por favor? 325 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:33,874 So games, fun, let's get this party started. Truth or dare. 326 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,293 Darcy. 327 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:37,545 It'll be fun. Come on. 328 00:21:40,882 --> 00:21:43,551 Okay, fine. I'll start. Dare. 329 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:47,388 Ask Rachel out on a real date instead of whatever this is. 330 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:52,685 Darce. We're just friends. 331 00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,565 Fine. Then ask me out. 332 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,194 Hey, don't look at me. 333 00:22:04,364 --> 00:22:08,242 - Who are you? - Who am I? I, counselor, am fun. 334 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,953 Which you look like you could use a lot more of. 335 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,580 - Oh, is that so? Mm-hm. 336 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,915 Yeah, it is fun, so I'm willing to share. 337 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:17,418 - Are you always this obnoxious? - Ha-ha-ha. 338 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:20,087 - Yes. I am. Does that surprise you? - Yeah. 339 00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:22,965 Surprise me? No. You seem like trouble. 340 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:24,175 Trouble? 341 00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:27,887 Rachel. 342 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,181 Did you hear me? Rachel? 343 00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:35,353 Veil, no veil? 344 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,482 Hmm? 345 00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:44,779 Veil. 346 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:49,200 Oh, come on, Rachel. I mean, really. 347 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:52,703 You're 30, you can't afford to be picky. 348 00:22:53,121 --> 00:22:57,416 Oh, my God. I can't believe I forgot to tell you. Guess who thinks you're hot. 349 00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,960 Marcus. 350 00:23:00,128 --> 00:23:01,128 Oh. 351 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,714 Dex's friend, Marcus. He was at your party. 352 00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,134 - Yeah, no. - What? 353 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:09,470 Oh, my God. You're like... 354 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,389 Whatever. So guess what I did. 355 00:23:11,598 --> 00:23:15,559 I convinced Marcus to take the last bedroom in the Hamptons house. 356 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,812 - Darcy. - What? It'll be so fun. 357 00:23:17,979 --> 00:23:20,439 It'll be like your own little live-in boy toy. 358 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:24,318 Actually, I'm gonna have to work most weekends. 359 00:23:26,279 --> 00:23:28,572 - Hey. - Hey. 360 00:23:28,740 --> 00:23:30,157 Can't believe I'm doing this. 361 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:34,328 Oh, stop it. It's one weekend. It's gonna be beautiful. You can write. 362 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,746 What are you talking about? 363 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:39,083 The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren. 364 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,627 And I won't be doing a lot of writing... 365 00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:45,005 ...seeing as how I'm your sexual chaperone from Marco. 366 00:23:45,173 --> 00:23:46,674 - Marcus. - Marky. 367 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:47,967 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 368 00:23:53,807 --> 00:23:55,474 - No. - Yikes. 369 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:57,518 No, please tell me he's not coming. 370 00:23:57,686 --> 00:24:00,229 - Good night, everybody. - Darcy, be nice. 371 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,775 What's with the backpack, Ethan? Like 1982. 372 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:06,944 - You're lame. - You're lame. 373 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:11,949 - Hey. What's up, buddy? - Hey, look who it is. It's this guy. 374 00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,034 Dude. Three chicks, three dudes. 375 00:24:14,202 --> 00:24:15,828 - Hi. - Thanks, bro. 376 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:18,539 - Get on in there, doggie. - Don't touch me, though. 377 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,042 - Here... That's all right. I got it. - No, it's okay. I got it. Thank you. 378 00:24:22,210 --> 00:24:23,544 I got that one. 379 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:26,422 By the way, Ethan, you're sleeping in a little girl's room. 380 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:28,132 Oh, great. You're gross. 381 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,801 Pay the toll. Pay the toll. 382 00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,970 - I'll get one later. - Sun waiting for us! 383 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:34,889 - You ready? You ready? - Whoo! 384 00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,475 The Hamptons, baby, huh? 385 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:23,103 Oh, my God, you guys. Welcome. 386 00:25:59,849 --> 00:26:01,725 Oh, my God. Honey. Honey. 387 00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,352 - Save it for the honeymoon. - Yes. 388 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,479 I'd like to make a toast. 389 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,314 Here... 390 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:12,069 ...is to my last and best summer of my former life... 391 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,573 ...before I become Mrs. Dexter Thaler. 392 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:20,244 May we all come up here as often as possible before Labor Day... 393 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:23,831 ...and spend the summer full of sun, fun, drinking, partying... 394 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,499 We should do some shots. 395 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:28,002 Cheers. 396 00:26:28,169 --> 00:26:29,670 - Cheers. - Cheers, buddy. 397 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:34,174 Cheers. Look in the eyes. Look in the eyes, everybody. In the eyes. 398 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:36,135 Bad luck if you don't do it. 399 00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:39,597 Dex, Rachel, look in each other's eyes. 400 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:40,848 Let's go out! 401 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,433 Let's go to the Jetty. 402 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,203 - You gotta stop staring. - What? 403 00:27:03,371 --> 00:27:04,705 I wasn't. 404 00:27:04,914 --> 00:27:07,666 What? I'm talking about cuckoo bird over there. 405 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:10,628 Look at her. She's just a little gremlin. 406 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:13,130 She's like some weird animal. 407 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,008 She's like a freaking circus animal. 408 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,010 - What is that? - Oh, just stop it. 409 00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,971 She's a perfectly normal woman who made the great mistake... 410 00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:24,016 ...of thinking some man wanted her when all he wanted was sex. 411 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:27,895 - Thanks, Oprah. I don't need... - Just go talk to her. 412 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:30,898 Okay. I should totally do that. 413 00:27:32,901 --> 00:27:33,901 Not now, I'm not. 414 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,326 Oh, oh, oh! 415 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,203 What's up? How you doing? 416 00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:47,247 - Ooh! Hey! - Too much? Too much? All right. 417 00:27:51,753 --> 00:27:53,337 How you doing? 418 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,090 Could I get a Maker's on the rocks, please? Thank you. 419 00:27:56,257 --> 00:27:57,508 You're like a shark. 420 00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,594 That kind of hurts my feelings a little bit. 421 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,596 I'm actually a pretty sensitive guy. 422 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:06,225 - Oh, really? - Once, when I was 9 years old... 423 00:28:06,434 --> 00:28:08,102 ...I saved the life of a chipmunk. 424 00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:09,520 A chipmunk. 425 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:12,773 He fell out of our tree and almost died. He didn't know what to do. 426 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:14,274 He couldn't move his legs. 427 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:18,070 So I built a tiny little splint for his tiny, little broken leg. 428 00:28:18,613 --> 00:28:20,447 And I carried him around in a BabyBjörn. 429 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:24,284 And all the kids in my neighborhood, they laughed. They made fun of me. 430 00:28:24,452 --> 00:28:27,621 They threw rocks at me. But I didn't care. 431 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:30,082 - You know why? - Why? 432 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:33,293 Because all I saw was this little fur ball that needed love. 433 00:28:34,254 --> 00:28:37,881 That's really sweet. 434 00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:40,467 I know. 435 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:46,181 So next time you wanna call somebody a shark, just remember the chipmunk. 436 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,144 All right. 437 00:28:50,311 --> 00:28:55,858 How about we go outside and get a little fresh air? What? 438 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:58,777 - No. Sorry. Not my thing. - Ha-ha-ha. 439 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:00,571 - Not your thing? - Not my thing. 440 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:01,989 Okay. 441 00:29:06,494 --> 00:29:08,662 You know what? Why not? 442 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:14,084 God, I'm good. 443 00:29:15,003 --> 00:29:17,171 I don't know what you're talking about. 444 00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:20,466 - But where did the guy end up? - We never spoke to him again. 445 00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:33,645 Bedtime, baby. 446 00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:40,486 Yeah, you two should go. 447 00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,865 You know what, hon? I'm actually not that tired. 448 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,703 Good. 449 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,541 Yeah, well, good night, man. 450 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:55,709 What a great day, huh? 451 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,378 Come here. Love you. 452 00:29:58,546 --> 00:29:59,880 Come on. 453 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,799 - So hot. - Good night, Marcus. 454 00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,721 Night, you two. 455 00:30:08,223 --> 00:30:10,974 - Have fun. - Good night. 456 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:27,699 Alone at last. 457 00:30:31,162 --> 00:30:33,080 Here we go. Yeah. 458 00:30:33,248 --> 00:30:35,123 Oh, Dex. 459 00:30:35,750 --> 00:30:36,792 Dex. 460 00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,088 - Is that...? - It's a cat. 461 00:30:41,256 --> 00:30:43,257 Oh, that was no cat. 462 00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:49,012 I'm really digging the ambience in this house. 463 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:57,187 - Hey. Hey. - Oh. 464 00:30:58,356 --> 00:31:02,067 - It's so, like, crazy out there. - Is it? 465 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:06,113 Um, do you think maybe I could, uh, could sleep in here? In this room? 466 00:31:06,614 --> 00:31:09,575 No. Nope. Nope. 467 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,327 Because it's... 468 00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,746 Claire, I'm... 469 00:31:14,914 --> 00:31:18,917 I'm really sorry. I should've talked to you about this before. 470 00:31:19,085 --> 00:31:21,628 I'm just... I can tell you from in there. 471 00:31:22,005 --> 00:31:23,505 Um... 472 00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:29,136 I think I'm gay. 473 00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,680 That came out wrong. I'm definitely gay. 474 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,849 I'm really gay. I'm just figuring it out. 475 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,143 - Oh, my God. - This weekend's been a lot. 476 00:31:36,311 --> 00:31:40,564 I'm a little... Feeling vulnerable, excited, liberated. Things... 477 00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,149 Phew. Got a lot going on. 478 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,610 All these things I'm dealing with, it's just... 479 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:47,279 There's not enough room for all of it and you. 480 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:48,989 - Okay. - You know? 481 00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:50,532 - So... - Okay. 482 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:53,452 All right. Thanks for being cool with it. 483 00:31:54,954 --> 00:31:55,996 I accept. 484 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,916 - You accept what now? - I accept the challenge. 485 00:31:59,083 --> 00:32:02,628 I accept the challenge of being your partner in this journey. 486 00:32:02,795 --> 00:32:05,422 No. You're not getting it. I don't need you as a partner. 487 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,175 I need another partner. I need, like, a guy partner. 488 00:32:08,343 --> 00:32:10,177 Like, dudes, maybe a lot of them. 489 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,554 Yes. We're gonna work through this. 490 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:15,307 There's no working through it. It's not a curable thing. 491 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:16,975 This I got. 492 00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:20,020 - We start tomorrow. - We're not... What are we starting? 493 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:23,649 - Yeah. - What? Claire. Claire! 494 00:32:23,816 --> 00:32:25,359 Yeah. 495 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:29,696 Yeah! Yeah! 496 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,329 - Well, I'm out of here. - What? 497 00:32:37,497 --> 00:32:38,830 You're leaving? 498 00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:42,376 - No. - My boss called. I have to go in. 499 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,837 Tell him you can't. What an ass. 500 00:32:46,005 --> 00:32:48,006 Ass face. 501 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,386 - I know. - Will you make her stay? 502 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:54,638 Rachel, you really should stay. 503 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,890 You're gonna miss them shooting another porno. 504 00:32:57,058 --> 00:32:59,142 You are obviously still so in love with me. 505 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,352 Obviously. 506 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,814 Do we have the number for a taxi? I need to get to the Jitney. 507 00:33:04,357 --> 00:33:06,066 It's okay. 508 00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:07,609 I could take you. 509 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,070 Yeah. Honey will take you. 510 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:13,323 Well, there you go. 511 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:30,048 You don't really have to go, do you? 512 00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:37,264 I'm sorry. Can we, um...? Can we just forget this happened? 513 00:33:38,975 --> 00:33:40,434 Okay. 514 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:45,105 We'll forget it happened. 515 00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,232 Good. Why did it happen? 516 00:33:49,235 --> 00:33:50,736 Why did you kiss me? 517 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,114 Yeah... 518 00:33:56,451 --> 00:33:57,451 We shouldn't... 519 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:00,037 You were having wedding jitters. 520 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,080 And I was emotional about turning 30. 521 00:34:02,248 --> 00:34:04,583 - We were both really drunk. - I wasn't that drunk. 522 00:34:06,961 --> 00:34:08,128 What? 523 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,131 I wasn't that drunk. 524 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:16,303 - I'm sorry. I shouldn't even... - No, it was just a mistake. 525 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,512 It was a big mistake. 526 00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:20,474 Yeah, you know what? It was, ha, a big mistake. 527 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,382 So how was the rest of the weekend? 528 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,968 I just had the best time with your boyfriend, Marco. 529 00:34:57,136 --> 00:34:58,762 - Marcus. - Doesn't matter. 530 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:01,431 Everybody was okay with me leaving? 531 00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:04,226 You know, Darcy? Dex? Anybody say anything? 532 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:07,771 Well, we all had a good cry, but then... No. No one cared. Why? 533 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,980 Nothing. 534 00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:12,442 I'm having dinner with Darcy. She said it was important. 535 00:35:12,610 --> 00:35:15,362 It's important? Oh, my God, should I be there? 536 00:35:15,655 --> 00:35:17,072 Ha. 537 00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,241 Oh, that's great. 538 00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,211 Just because we didn't... 539 00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:34,631 Rachel is here. 540 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:36,341 Oh. Rach. 541 00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:39,010 - Rach, we're back here. - A bit short. 542 00:35:42,348 --> 00:35:43,974 - Hi. - Hi. 543 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,183 Do you wanna sit down? 544 00:35:45,351 --> 00:35:49,354 No, that's okay. I just... I thought that we were having dinner alone, Darce. 545 00:35:49,522 --> 00:35:50,647 - Right. - So did I. 546 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:55,068 We're not. There's something the three of us need to talk about that's important. 547 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:57,237 Let me get a chair. Can I steal this? 548 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,575 Scoot over just a smidge. Thank you. 549 00:36:05,329 --> 00:36:06,997 Okay. 550 00:36:12,795 --> 00:36:16,047 There's something going on here, and I think we all know what it is. 551 00:36:19,218 --> 00:36:21,261 I know there's something going on. 552 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,849 I've been noticing this for a while. 553 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:29,519 And I read in Cosmopolitan magazine toda... Well, I skimmed it. 554 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:35,525 And it said it's normal for the best friend and the fiancé to be... 555 00:36:35,693 --> 00:36:38,945 ...upset about losing the attention of the bride. 556 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,743 That is what's going on here, right? 557 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:47,621 Actually... 558 00:36:47,788 --> 00:36:49,247 - Guilty. - Yeah. 559 00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:52,292 - That's it. That's it. - Okay, all right. Let's get over it now. 560 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,545 Let's move on from this, because there are no third wheels. 561 00:36:55,713 --> 00:36:59,466 I love you both. 562 00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:00,926 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 563 00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:04,304 Yes, thank you for dinner. 564 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,225 So did you and Marcus do it? 565 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:09,893 - Darcy. Heh-heh-heh. 566 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,520 It's a legitimate question. 567 00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:13,772 Did you? 568 00:37:15,024 --> 00:37:16,483 - Tell me. - No. 569 00:37:16,651 --> 00:37:18,151 Was he a good kisser at least? 570 00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:19,986 - Will you leave her alone? - Come on. 571 00:37:20,154 --> 00:37:23,657 Shush. This is between me and my best girlfriend. 572 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:27,160 Well? 573 00:37:27,578 --> 00:37:28,828 - Was he? - Hmm? 574 00:37:30,498 --> 00:37:34,251 I knew it. I knew it. Will you tell Dex he doesn't know you at all? 575 00:37:34,418 --> 00:37:38,672 He was like, "She's not into him. Why would she be into him?" 576 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,174 I just... 577 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:46,179 - I think you two are different. That's all. - So? 578 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,556 So what? We're different. 579 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:51,851 If people fell in love based on similarities, the two of you would be a couple. 580 00:37:52,019 --> 00:37:53,436 I'm gonna get a taxi. 581 00:37:53,604 --> 00:37:55,855 - Okay. - Meet me up front. 582 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:57,774 Are you gonna leave me? 583 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:05,365 Okay. Maid of honor favor. 584 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:09,035 You have to see this '90s cover band with me tomorrow night. 585 00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:10,370 For the wedding. 586 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:14,374 You have to. It's the only time they're playing and Dex loves the band. 587 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:16,751 - I'm slammed at work. - Promised him I'd go. 588 00:38:16,919 --> 00:38:21,673 He's working. You're coming. Please? You have way better taste than me. 589 00:38:21,841 --> 00:38:23,508 Than I. It's "than I." 590 00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:25,552 - You have better taste than I. - Than I do. 591 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,470 Sounds weird. 592 00:38:27,722 --> 00:38:29,222 Fine. Ahem. 593 00:38:30,057 --> 00:38:31,891 When do I ever say no to you? 594 00:38:37,231 --> 00:38:41,568 How's it gonna be 595 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:45,905 When you don't know me anymore? 596 00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,741 Hey. Where are you? 597 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:49,409 Oh, something came up. 598 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:50,744 Wait, you're not coming? 599 00:38:50,911 --> 00:38:53,496 Well, I... Ow! 600 00:38:54,582 --> 00:38:58,585 Um, why don't you just listen to a couple songs and call me after? I gotta go. 601 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:04,758 How's it gonna be 602 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:11,848 When you don't know me anymore? 603 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,561 How's it gonna be 604 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:36,748 How's it gonna be? 605 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:47,217 Step out the front door Like a ghost into the fog 606 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:53,139 Where no one notices the contrast Of white on white 607 00:39:53,307 --> 00:39:58,770 In between the moon and you Angels get a better view 608 00:39:58,938 --> 00:40:00,730 I can't believe she sent you here. 609 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:02,440 - It's fine. - No. 610 00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:06,069 This is not fine. 611 00:40:10,741 --> 00:40:13,326 How come you never told me how you felt in law school? 612 00:40:15,204 --> 00:40:18,998 Dex, I never should have said anything. I'm... 613 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:22,252 I just wish I would've known. 614 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:24,671 What do you mean? 615 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:30,677 Rachel, you were all I ever thought about in law school. 616 00:40:32,346 --> 00:40:35,265 Did you really not know that? 617 00:40:40,062 --> 00:40:41,521 Why are you saying this to me? 618 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:43,106 - Rachel... - Wait, don't. 619 00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:45,692 - Please, don't. - Rachel. 620 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:50,947 This is not wedding jitters. It never was. 621 00:40:52,366 --> 00:40:58,830 I just... I can't stop thinking about you... 622 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,376 ...and I don't know what to do. 623 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,630 Rachel, look at me. 624 00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,383 Look at me. 625 00:41:12,803 --> 00:41:17,724 If you feel the same way about me, tell me now. 626 00:41:18,601 --> 00:41:20,310 Please. 627 00:41:21,061 --> 00:41:23,062 Just tell me now. 628 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:28,067 I can't. 629 00:41:29,945 --> 00:41:36,159 It's too late. 630 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:41,498 We all look the same 631 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:21,329 I do feel the same way. 632 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:23,665 I wish I didn't. 633 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:25,959 But I do. 634 00:42:54,113 --> 00:42:59,325 Hey. I can't stop thinking about what just happened. 635 00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:01,786 God, this is crazy. 636 00:43:01,954 --> 00:43:07,500 But I just wanna make sure you come to the Hamptons this weekend. 637 00:43:08,294 --> 00:43:13,047 I, um, hope to see you there. Okay. 638 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,185 Lunchtime! 639 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:34,360 - Hey. - Hey. 640 00:43:35,029 --> 00:43:37,363 - How are you? - I'm good. How are you? 641 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:39,198 Ha-ha-ha. Hi. 642 00:43:40,534 --> 00:43:43,161 - I, uh, forgot something. - Ugh. 643 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,247 - What a dramatic day. - It is. 644 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,876 Oh. Heh-heh-heh. 645 00:43:50,044 --> 00:43:51,377 Why are you wearing that? 646 00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:55,381 What? Why shouldn't gays have the same rights as we do? 647 00:43:55,549 --> 00:43:58,259 I'm gonna go grab a beer. Do you guys want anything? 648 00:43:58,427 --> 00:43:59,844 I'll have a beer. 649 00:44:00,012 --> 00:44:01,554 I agree, I just... 650 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:03,681 Hey, Rach. 651 00:44:04,058 --> 00:44:08,394 I'm sorry about that. Uh, I was just thinking... 652 00:44:22,826 --> 00:44:24,243 No peppers, right, baby? 653 00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:26,579 - When did you get here? - Uh, this morning. 654 00:44:26,747 --> 00:44:29,832 I didn't invite you back another weekend. So why are you here? 655 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:34,253 Because I love you and I can't stand to be away from you. 656 00:44:34,421 --> 00:44:35,922 And, also, my apartment flooded. 657 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,383 Really? It flooded? That's so weird. I don't care. 658 00:44:38,550 --> 00:44:39,801 - Darcy. - That's crazy. 659 00:44:39,968 --> 00:44:43,096 Be nice to him. He's going through something very difficult. 660 00:44:43,263 --> 00:44:46,933 Thank you. Well, no, it was just the apartment flooding is the only thing. 661 00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:50,520 I think I need a wet nap. 662 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:52,105 You do. 663 00:44:54,108 --> 00:44:55,733 Good spread. 664 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:57,443 Spaghetti. 665 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,367 We're allowed to have guests, right? 666 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,077 Is there any vodka? 667 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:11,124 Mom, don't worry. 668 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:16,295 Yeah, no, it shouldn't be a problem. Okay, well, I'll call you tomorrow. 669 00:45:16,714 --> 00:45:18,798 It's all gonna be fine, Mom. 670 00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:21,509 I love you too. 671 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,223 That your mom? 672 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,436 Is she not doing well again? 673 00:45:31,854 --> 00:45:36,149 She's actually getting better. She's so excited about the wedding. 674 00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,194 Right. Ahem. 675 00:45:43,407 --> 00:45:45,658 You know, when I was a kid... 676 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:51,831 ...and her depression got really bad, my father made sure he wasn't around... 677 00:45:52,332 --> 00:45:54,542 ...so I'd just try to cheer her up. 678 00:45:55,502 --> 00:45:57,503 The worst part was... 679 00:45:57,671 --> 00:46:02,842 ...I actually was afraid that if I couldn't make her happy, I'd lose her. 680 00:46:04,511 --> 00:46:06,262 That's a good reason to be afraid. 681 00:46:10,601 --> 00:46:16,189 Dex! FedEx! It's our proofs for our wedding invites! Come see! 682 00:46:17,065 --> 00:46:19,692 I'm sorry we haven't had any time to talk. 683 00:46:33,457 --> 00:46:35,208 Nice jeans, dude. 684 00:46:35,375 --> 00:46:36,501 Nice hair, bro. 685 00:46:36,668 --> 00:46:38,878 You wanna go dip your toes in the water with me? 686 00:46:41,048 --> 00:46:44,634 I think she's asleep. Or dead. 687 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,511 Well, I'm gonna go. 688 00:46:55,729 --> 00:46:58,481 - Something tells me you're not kidding. - I'm not. 689 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,695 Ha-ha-ha. 690 00:47:04,863 --> 00:47:10,535 That's, like, the fakest laugh. What's wrong with you lately? 691 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:13,496 I'm sorry. I'm just a little tense. 692 00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,289 Tense. 693 00:47:17,209 --> 00:47:21,504 I love you, baby, even when you're tense. 694 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:23,464 What are you doing? 695 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:24,715 What do you mean? 696 00:47:24,883 --> 00:47:26,592 What am I doing? 697 00:47:27,135 --> 00:47:29,262 Don't even think about it. 698 00:47:30,889 --> 00:47:33,182 What did I say, huh? 699 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:36,435 Darcy, you're so dead. 700 00:47:54,621 --> 00:47:57,540 When I need to get away I turn it up 701 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:01,460 I let it play Let the DJ show me the way of the player 702 00:48:01,628 --> 00:48:03,170 Until I'm feeling as good as 703 00:48:03,338 --> 00:48:07,383 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 704 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:10,177 Oh, oh, oh 705 00:48:10,345 --> 00:48:12,972 We came here to party 706 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:15,099 - My mom didn't know what I was doing. - Oh, oh, oh 707 00:48:15,267 --> 00:48:19,270 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 708 00:48:19,438 --> 00:48:21,814 We came here to party 709 00:48:21,982 --> 00:48:24,567 Oh, oh, oh 710 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:26,277 - Get away from me. - Oh, oh, oh 711 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,989 Oh, oh, oh 712 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:34,160 So I built this tiny little splint for his tiny little broken leg. 713 00:48:34,328 --> 00:48:38,039 And I had to do CPR on him. You couldn't push hard. You had to just blow it... 714 00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:39,665 - I need him. I'm sorry. - Oh! 715 00:48:39,833 --> 00:48:41,250 Oh, God! I need you. 716 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:43,419 Aah! Yeah! 717 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,089 Bring it back to me 718 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,508 Hit the players' club For about a month or two 719 00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:50,760 Yeah, Rachel! 720 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,721 I found you Ms. New Booty 721 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:54,931 Do it, girl! 722 00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:59,143 I'm here for you, baby! Whatever you need! Whatever you need, baby! 723 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,355 Put a tan on it Then see what it do 724 00:49:02,522 --> 00:49:03,856 Get it right Get it right, get it tight 725 00:49:04,024 --> 00:49:05,608 Oh, yeah. 726 00:49:06,026 --> 00:49:07,526 No. 727 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:09,236 Give him your back. Give him your back. 728 00:49:09,404 --> 00:49:11,656 Girl, I don't need you But you need me 729 00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:14,200 Take it off, let it flop Shake it freely 730 00:49:15,535 --> 00:49:19,080 I let 'em tell itself And you ain't gotta sell, girl, it sell itself 731 00:49:19,247 --> 00:49:21,123 Like nothing else Yeah, I'm a country boy 732 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:22,792 Yeah. 733 00:49:24,044 --> 00:49:27,713 Ain't life grand? Live it up, daddy 734 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:33,386 Yeah, get in there. 735 00:49:36,056 --> 00:49:37,098 Are you all right? 736 00:49:37,265 --> 00:49:39,225 Yeah, no, I just think I pulled something. 737 00:49:39,393 --> 00:49:41,143 Your vagina? 738 00:49:41,311 --> 00:49:43,396 No, I didn't pull my vagina. 739 00:49:43,563 --> 00:49:49,402 - Ha-ha-ha. I'm just kidding. - I just pulled near my vagina. 740 00:49:50,904 --> 00:49:52,196 She's fine, she's fine. 741 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:35,114 Now I know how many flowers it takes for you to call me back when you're mad. 742 00:50:35,699 --> 00:50:37,491 Sorry. It just... 743 00:50:37,659 --> 00:50:41,662 Look, I know this weekend wasn't what we had hoped it would be. 744 00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:43,873 No, it wasn't just this weekend. 745 00:50:44,041 --> 00:50:47,585 It's watching you with her. And knowing what we're doing. 746 00:50:47,753 --> 00:50:50,379 What are we doing? It's just... 747 00:50:51,214 --> 00:50:54,842 It's hard to see you with her, Dex. 748 00:50:55,385 --> 00:50:57,970 I can't believe I'm saying these things. 749 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:01,682 Rachel, what we need is some time alone. 750 00:51:02,851 --> 00:51:04,435 Just the two of us. 751 00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:07,354 You know what, next weekend is the Fourth of July. 752 00:51:07,522 --> 00:51:09,607 I'll say I have to work. 753 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,984 And it'll be like a time-out. 754 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,695 A time-out to see what this is... 755 00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:19,742 ...without anyone or anything around us. 756 00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:26,332 What do you say? 757 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,336 Gotta go. Call you back. 758 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,923 Sorry. Started without you. Good God. Who are those from? 759 00:51:34,883 --> 00:51:39,011 - Uh, Marcus. - Really? Because they look expensive. 760 00:51:39,679 --> 00:51:41,263 - Should we go? - Yes, we should. 761 00:51:41,431 --> 00:51:43,307 And that was him on the phone too, right? 762 00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:45,518 - You doing good? - Should we go? 763 00:51:46,394 --> 00:51:48,687 Yes, we should. There's a note. 764 00:51:49,356 --> 00:51:50,689 It's private. Come on. 765 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:53,651 Come on. I was just gonna check his spelling. 766 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:56,195 - Heh. - Rachel. 767 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:00,533 Rachel, who are the flowers from? 768 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:05,704 Do you want me to guess? 769 00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:08,207 Please don't. 770 00:52:13,046 --> 00:52:15,381 Please say something. 771 00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:20,386 I don't know what you want me to say. I mean, I guess I'm impressed, actually. 772 00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:24,014 I didn't think you had it in you. Him either. 773 00:52:24,808 --> 00:52:27,434 It's nothing to be proud of. 774 00:52:28,186 --> 00:52:29,770 Oh, my God, it's terrible. 775 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:32,398 Why? Nobody's married yet. 776 00:52:32,566 --> 00:52:35,860 And, besides, sometimes good people do bad things, right? 777 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:39,905 And, hey, I could see you guys together. 778 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:44,910 So, what's the plan? 779 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:47,872 You gonna stay here, spend Fourth of July weekend with him? 780 00:52:48,582 --> 00:52:53,919 He wants to spend some time together to see what this thing is. 781 00:52:54,337 --> 00:52:55,671 And what do you want? 782 00:52:56,423 --> 00:53:00,885 I want not to want him. 783 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:02,887 Is that true? 784 00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:07,266 I don't know. 785 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:10,978 Well, I can tell you this. 786 00:53:11,438 --> 00:53:13,772 If the roles were reversed... 787 00:53:14,274 --> 00:53:16,025 ...Darcy wouldn't even hesitate. 788 00:53:18,528 --> 00:53:20,446 Darcy, I really have to get back to work. 789 00:53:20,614 --> 00:53:22,573 What about these? 790 00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:24,950 Did you hear me? 791 00:53:25,410 --> 00:53:27,745 - Can I read you something? - Can you read it fast? 792 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:29,496 - It's my vows. - I have to be... 793 00:53:35,003 --> 00:53:36,045 Sit. 794 00:53:37,297 --> 00:53:38,797 Ready? 795 00:53:39,674 --> 00:53:41,133 "Dex." 796 00:53:43,011 --> 00:53:44,803 Dex. 797 00:53:45,263 --> 00:53:50,768 "Our love is like the ocean. Endless and deep, always flowing." 798 00:53:53,855 --> 00:53:55,940 It's awful? You hate it? 799 00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:58,317 I don't hate it. It's lovely. 800 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:02,238 Oceans don't flow. Rivers flow. 801 00:54:02,864 --> 00:54:07,159 See, you're better at this than I am. Help me. 802 00:54:07,327 --> 00:54:08,953 Right now? 803 00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,162 - Come on. - Okay. 804 00:54:10,330 --> 00:54:11,830 Well, forget the ocean. 805 00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:13,749 Forget the ocean. 806 00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:17,419 Uh, tell him that... 807 00:54:17,587 --> 00:54:22,424 ...when you're with him, everything makes sense. 808 00:54:23,051 --> 00:54:24,635 Right? 809 00:54:25,053 --> 00:54:27,846 And he makes you giddy. 810 00:54:30,850 --> 00:54:32,559 And... 811 00:54:32,727 --> 00:54:35,145 ...uh, tell him that... 812 00:54:37,190 --> 00:54:43,028 ...he makes you the person you want to be, instead of the person you are. 813 00:54:43,738 --> 00:54:45,906 And that... 814 00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:52,496 ...uh, the idea of life without him is... 815 00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:57,918 ...not only unbearable, it's unimaginable. 816 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,045 Oh, my God. 817 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:02,548 - Ha, ha. Hi. - What's up? 818 00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,009 - How are you? - I haven't seen you guys forever. 819 00:55:05,176 --> 00:55:07,803 - How's it going? What's happening? - I know. 820 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,513 - Who's that? - Oh, that's Rachel. 821 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,641 You remember Rachel. My best friend from forever. 822 00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:15,644 I know, I'm getting... I'm getting shoes for my wedding. 823 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,105 - Can you believe it? - No! 824 00:55:20,900 --> 00:55:22,359 Yes. 825 00:55:22,861 --> 00:55:25,904 If you're driving to the beach, I hope you packed your patience... 826 00:55:26,072 --> 00:55:28,407 ...because the roads are jammed, folks... 827 00:55:28,575 --> 00:55:33,245 ...as New York City does its annual disappearing act for the Fourth of July. 828 00:55:50,388 --> 00:55:52,765 - Who is it? - It's Dex. 829 00:55:52,932 --> 00:55:54,558 Hi. 830 00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:01,982 Come on up. 831 00:56:05,403 --> 00:56:07,279 You know what, I'm gonna come down there. 832 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:08,447 I can come up. 833 00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:11,200 No, no, no. I'm coming down. 834 00:56:18,875 --> 00:56:20,292 Wow. 835 00:56:24,464 --> 00:56:27,132 Sorry. I'm... Ugh, I'm just a... 836 00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:28,967 - A wreck? - Heh. 837 00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:31,387 Yes. Heh-heh-heh. 838 00:56:32,680 --> 00:56:34,973 - So shall we go? - Yeah. 839 00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:41,146 Wow. It really is deserted. 840 00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:42,856 Yeah, it's just us. 841 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:48,487 - Is that her? You can answer if you want. - No. 842 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:51,323 You know what, I'm gonna turn this thing off. 843 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:06,880 I'm sorry. I'm not... I just... I'm not, uh, really comfortable. 844 00:57:08,299 --> 00:57:10,008 No, it's okay... 845 00:57:10,176 --> 00:57:15,764 ...because this is already the best weekend I've had in a long time. 846 00:57:22,355 --> 00:57:26,525 Do you remember that night when we were studying for our Torts final? 847 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:28,819 And you were laughing so hard? 848 00:57:29,988 --> 00:57:32,364 You know exactly what I'm talking about, don't you? 849 00:57:32,532 --> 00:57:33,949 Yeah. 850 00:57:34,868 --> 00:57:39,204 Didn't you feel what I was feeling? 851 00:57:39,372 --> 00:57:41,290 I did. 852 00:57:43,209 --> 00:57:46,503 At least I was hoping that's what you were feeling. 853 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:51,008 Yeah, but, then, that night when I met Darcy... 854 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,011 ...I actually thought you set us up. 855 00:57:54,179 --> 00:57:57,097 I just didn't think someone like you... 856 00:57:57,891 --> 00:58:00,225 ...could ever like someone like me. 857 00:59:09,837 --> 00:59:12,047 That's a nice way to wake up. 858 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:14,258 Good morning. 859 00:59:18,263 --> 00:59:19,972 I wanna tell you something. 860 00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:22,474 Tell me something. 861 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:30,732 I love you. 862 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,653 I love you, Rachel. 863 00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:39,491 I think I always have loved you. 864 00:59:51,212 --> 00:59:54,339 Imagine I'm holding your hand right now. 865 00:59:54,799 --> 00:59:56,508 Okay. 866 00:59:58,678 --> 01:00:01,430 - You're blushing. - Dexter. 867 01:00:04,517 --> 01:00:05,559 Is that...? 868 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:07,936 - That's my parents. - Who's that? 869 01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:10,772 I wonder what he's doing. He's not supposed to be in town. 870 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:13,025 Oh, my God. I should go. 871 01:00:13,192 --> 01:00:14,610 No, don't. 872 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,236 - Dex. - Stay. 873 01:00:16,404 --> 01:00:18,530 Well, this is a surprise. Heh, heh. 874 01:00:18,781 --> 01:00:21,867 Dex, what are you doing here? We thought you were in the Hamptons. 875 01:00:22,035 --> 01:00:23,910 - I had to work. - Mm. Had to work. 876 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,872 Mom, Dad, you remember Rachel White. 877 01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:28,874 Oh, my gosh, yes. 878 01:00:29,042 --> 01:00:31,376 - Hello, dear. - Hi. Good to see you. 879 01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:35,130 Guess who was asleep in the box with his head on the pillow next to Buddy. 880 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:39,635 Little Dex did not come out of that box for two days. Ha-ha-ha. 881 01:00:40,553 --> 01:00:42,220 Dexter, come. Let's walk. 882 01:00:42,388 --> 01:00:44,640 - Excuse us, ladies. - Excuse us. 883 01:00:44,807 --> 01:00:47,726 Mom, thank you for thoroughly embarrassing me. Appreciate that. 884 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:48,977 My pleasure. 885 01:00:52,732 --> 01:00:55,359 Your mother doesn't like me drinking during the daytime. 886 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:59,529 Well, she looks good. She seems happy. 887 01:00:59,697 --> 01:01:01,657 She sure does. 888 01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:04,242 I don't think I've ever seen her so happy. 889 01:01:05,536 --> 01:01:07,245 Must be the wedding. 890 01:01:08,706 --> 01:01:10,123 Cheers. 891 01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:13,085 Dad, can I ask you a question? 892 01:01:16,964 --> 01:01:20,425 Have you ever gone down a road... 893 01:01:20,927 --> 01:01:24,179 ...I mean, far down it and... 894 01:01:25,598 --> 01:01:29,935 And wondered maybe if it wasn't what you want? 895 01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:32,104 What you want. 896 01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:34,898 The problem with that expression is... 897 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:38,068 ...it's frequently at odds with what's right. 898 01:01:39,153 --> 01:01:40,821 Isn't it? 899 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:46,618 Now, whatever's going on between you and that girl, you stop it. Now. 900 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:48,245 - But, Dad... - No. 901 01:01:48,413 --> 01:01:50,122 You know what I'm talking about. 902 01:01:52,500 --> 01:01:54,584 That's not the kind of people we are. 903 01:01:57,171 --> 01:01:58,547 Yes, sir. 904 01:02:05,972 --> 01:02:08,640 Your mom is a sweetheart. 905 01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:11,476 Your dad... 906 01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:14,896 I see where the strong silent thing comes from. 907 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,275 Is everything okay? 908 01:02:18,443 --> 01:02:21,945 Yeah. Yeah, I'm just tired. 909 01:02:26,284 --> 01:02:27,617 Do you wanna come up? 910 01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:33,498 I do, but, uh, Darcy texted and they're on their way back, so... 911 01:02:34,125 --> 01:02:37,169 - Oh. Yeah. - I should... 912 01:02:39,505 --> 01:02:41,798 Rachel, just so you know... 913 01:02:42,675 --> 01:02:44,342 ...what I said this morning... 914 01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,094 Yeah? 915 01:02:49,182 --> 01:02:50,515 I meant it. 916 01:03:03,696 --> 01:03:05,447 That's what he said? 917 01:03:05,698 --> 01:03:08,074 It's complicated, Ethan. 918 01:03:11,704 --> 01:03:13,038 Don't. 919 01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:17,626 Don't what? Rachel, it's not complicated. He's being a dick. 920 01:03:17,794 --> 01:03:19,628 To be honest, you're being stupid. 921 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:21,797 - Whoa. I'm being stupid? - Yes. 922 01:03:22,256 --> 01:03:25,592 He's stringing you along. And the worst part is you're just letting him. 923 01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,345 How long are you gonna let this happen? His wedding day? 924 01:03:28,513 --> 01:03:31,264 - His first anniversary? - He's not even married yet, Ethan. 925 01:03:31,432 --> 01:03:34,601 Exactly, Rachel. He's not even married yet. 926 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:37,562 Which means he can change his situation anytime he wants. 927 01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:40,732 But he hasn't, has he? 928 01:03:41,442 --> 01:03:45,695 Have you even seen him, have you even talked to him since the Fourth of July? 929 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:51,910 Rachel, when did you become one of these women that just waits? 930 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,287 And is still waiting. 931 01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:57,249 I don't exactly see you living your happily ever after. 932 01:03:57,750 --> 01:04:01,503 Maybe you're right. But at least I try. At least I take chances. 933 01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,172 When? When is the last time you took a chance? 934 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:07,259 Two days ago, when I decided to move to London. 935 01:04:07,844 --> 01:04:10,762 - What? - Yeah. I'm moving there in the fall. 936 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:12,931 When were you gonna tell me? 937 01:04:13,099 --> 01:04:17,185 Um, today. Just now, actually, before you yelled at me. 938 01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,942 There's a publisher who's really interested in my book. 939 01:04:24,110 --> 01:04:25,235 She wants to work on it. 940 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:27,028 Ethan, that's incredible. 941 01:04:28,948 --> 01:04:31,283 Hey, you wanna give me a killer going-away present? 942 01:04:31,450 --> 01:04:34,786 - What? - Tell your boyfriend to make a decision. 943 01:04:41,168 --> 01:04:42,460 Nice, Justin. 944 01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:50,802 I'm okay. 945 01:04:54,807 --> 01:04:57,183 Oh, nice one! 946 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,562 Hey. 947 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:01,813 Hi. 948 01:05:02,523 --> 01:05:04,149 So I'm lying in bed last night... 949 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:09,821 ...thinking about you, wondering if I should jerk off or not. 950 01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:13,325 But the thing was, I couldn't get it up. 951 01:05:13,492 --> 01:05:17,203 And that never happens, by the way. Just FYI. Never happens to me. 952 01:05:17,371 --> 01:05:20,332 And it wasn't because I don't think you're hot. I do. 953 01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:22,709 I totally think you're hot. 954 01:05:22,877 --> 01:05:23,919 I just feel... 955 01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:27,505 I don't know. I associate you now with failure. 956 01:05:30,426 --> 01:05:33,345 How do you make the most hideous things sound charming? 957 01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:36,264 - That's a compliment, right? - Sure. Ha-ha-ha. 958 01:05:37,558 --> 01:05:39,184 So how big you think it is? 959 01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:40,602 Excuse me? 960 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,187 Oh, my God. 961 01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:44,272 The house. You think it'll be big? 962 01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,191 What house? 963 01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,985 The house that Dex's old man is buying for him and Darcy. 964 01:05:50,488 --> 01:05:52,322 What, Darcy didn't tell you? 965 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,699 Yeah, yeah. My dad is Dex's dad's realtor. 966 01:05:54,867 --> 01:05:57,118 They're... Right now, they're out in Westchester... 967 01:05:57,286 --> 01:06:00,372 ...looking for $2 million mansions. 968 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,582 Must be nice, huh? 969 01:06:06,462 --> 01:06:09,047 - Gorgeous. - Oak floors throughout. 970 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:11,132 This is the study. 971 01:06:11,592 --> 01:06:13,468 You look good in here, babe. 972 01:06:13,636 --> 01:06:17,681 Hand-cut Vermont fieldstone. Watch your step. 973 01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,183 Natural light to the left. 974 01:06:20,434 --> 01:06:22,811 Southern exposure to the right. 975 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,816 So how many kids you planning to have? 976 01:06:27,984 --> 01:06:30,610 As many as Dex's father tells me to have. 977 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:32,320 - This is amazing. - Isn't it great? 978 01:06:32,488 --> 01:06:35,907 - We love you so much. - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 979 01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:40,537 Hmm. So Dex? 980 01:06:41,038 --> 01:06:42,706 What do you think? 981 01:06:45,167 --> 01:06:46,501 It's great. 982 01:06:53,884 --> 01:06:56,553 - Hello. - Hey, you little tart. 983 01:06:56,721 --> 01:06:58,430 Marcus just texted me. 984 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:04,602 He said you guys saw each other today. So spill the beans. Circumcised? 985 01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,106 When were you gonna tell me about looking at houses? 986 01:07:09,734 --> 01:07:13,445 How did you know? Oh, Marcus's dad. 987 01:07:13,612 --> 01:07:15,697 Um, it wasn't, like, a little secret. 988 01:07:16,365 --> 01:07:18,450 Wait till you see this house that we loved. 989 01:07:18,617 --> 01:07:20,201 Oh, my God. We loved it. 990 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,037 We haven't decided anything yet. 991 01:07:22,621 --> 01:07:24,873 - Oh, am I on speaker? - Hi, Rach. 992 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,124 Hey, Dex. 993 01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:27,959 You like the house too? 994 01:07:28,961 --> 01:07:32,172 Uh, yeah, it was... It was okay. 995 01:07:32,339 --> 01:07:33,923 What are you talking about? 996 01:07:34,091 --> 01:07:37,302 - We loved it. - That's great. I gotta go. But, Darce? 997 01:07:37,470 --> 01:07:40,597 - Yeah. - Yes, Marcus is circumcised. 998 01:07:44,643 --> 01:07:47,812 Opposing counsel gave me a two-week extension to respond. 999 01:07:47,980 --> 01:07:48,980 Yes, I'll hold. 1000 01:08:12,797 --> 01:08:14,756 We only have one night. 1001 01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,675 Oh, I know. Me too. 1002 01:08:19,345 --> 01:08:20,970 - Bye, Rachel. - Night. Bye. 1003 01:08:21,138 --> 01:08:23,431 - Good night. Good night, Darcy. - Air, air. 1004 01:08:23,599 --> 01:08:25,809 Darce, where...? Where are you going? 1005 01:08:25,976 --> 01:08:28,853 You know what? I'm gonna sleep over at Rachel's tonight. 1006 01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:31,773 Oh, come on. We haven't had a sleepover in, like, forever. 1007 01:08:31,941 --> 01:08:35,693 And, plus, Dex is gonna be out with all his bachelor buddies all night. 1008 01:08:35,861 --> 01:08:37,153 Oh. 1009 01:08:38,531 --> 01:08:39,531 Okay, bye. 1010 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:41,616 Love you. 1011 01:08:42,535 --> 01:08:44,994 So, what's going on in Marcus-land? 1012 01:08:45,162 --> 01:08:46,371 You gonna marry him? 1013 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:47,705 Stop it. 1014 01:08:47,915 --> 01:08:51,000 What? Marcus isn't marriage material? 1015 01:08:53,462 --> 01:08:57,215 Who is calling at this ungodly hour? 1016 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:00,051 - Who is it? - Hello? 1017 01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:03,555 Rachel, it's me. Please, don't hang up. 1018 01:09:03,722 --> 01:09:05,140 - Rachel. - Who is it? 1019 01:09:06,058 --> 01:09:09,352 I miss you. That's all I want to say. 1020 01:09:09,520 --> 01:09:10,854 Um... 1021 01:09:11,897 --> 01:09:16,693 Look, can I come up? I just wanna talk. 1022 01:09:16,861 --> 01:09:18,403 Who is it? 1023 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:20,488 - Ethan. - Ethan? 1024 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,824 Ethan? No, it's Dex. 1025 01:09:22,992 --> 01:09:24,409 I'm downstairs. 1026 01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:26,494 - Can I see you? - Wait, you're downstairs? 1027 01:09:26,662 --> 01:09:28,454 No! No, no, no! Darcy's here, so... 1028 01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:32,083 He's downstairs and he wants to come up at 3 in the morning? 1029 01:09:32,251 --> 01:09:33,376 Um, I'm gonna... 1030 01:09:34,086 --> 01:09:36,129 Oh, my God. 1031 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,591 - Ew. - What? 1032 01:09:39,758 --> 01:09:42,051 Ew! Ew! 1033 01:09:43,637 --> 01:09:48,558 Oh, my God. You are having a fling with Ethan? 1034 01:09:50,102 --> 01:09:52,270 Oh, my God, you're having an affair with Ethan. 1035 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,522 - I gotta go. - He's downstairs. 1036 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,816 - No, he's... Oh, shit. - Ainsley? 1037 01:09:59,612 --> 01:10:04,407 Oh, Ainsley! Way to go, honey! I didn't know you had it in you, you little shithead! 1038 01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:07,076 - Close the window. - You little tart. 1039 01:10:07,244 --> 01:10:09,954 Oh, my God. Why didn't you tell me? 1040 01:10:10,122 --> 01:10:12,415 Um, you know, it just happened. 1041 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:14,959 It just happened. 1042 01:10:15,127 --> 01:10:19,214 Well, we're gonna celebrate your just happening right now. 1043 01:10:20,591 --> 01:10:22,592 What are you doing? Oh, come on. 1044 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:25,303 - It's your favorite thing in the world. - Darcy, no. No. 1045 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:27,722 - Not tonight. - Sixth grade, second place. 1046 01:10:27,890 --> 01:10:28,932 Not now. 1047 01:10:29,099 --> 01:10:31,142 We should've won. Get over here right now. 1048 01:10:31,310 --> 01:10:32,477 I suck. 1049 01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,145 Five, six, seven, eight! 1050 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:36,481 Ooh, baby, baby 1051 01:10:36,649 --> 01:10:37,941 Baby, baby 1052 01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:39,150 Ooh, baby 1053 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,448 Salt-N-Pepa's here, and we're in effect Want you to push it back 1054 01:10:45,616 --> 01:10:49,619 Coolin' by day, then at night Workin' up a sweat 1055 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:53,581 Come on, girls, let's go show the guys That we know how to become 1056 01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:58,169 Number one in a hot party show Now, push it 1057 01:11:00,005 --> 01:11:01,839 Push it good 1058 01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:04,634 Push it real good 1059 01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,389 Push it good 1060 01:11:10,599 --> 01:11:12,517 Push it real good 1061 01:11:27,032 --> 01:11:31,911 People who were friends as kids almost always lose touch eventually. 1062 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:35,039 I'm glad we didn't. 1063 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:38,626 Me too. 1064 01:11:39,962 --> 01:11:41,879 And we never will, right? 1065 01:11:43,382 --> 01:11:45,216 No. 1066 01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:49,470 I don't think there's anybody who knows me like you. 1067 01:11:49,638 --> 01:11:51,556 Not even Dex does. 1068 01:11:52,141 --> 01:11:54,225 Not like you do. 1069 01:11:55,227 --> 01:12:00,064 It's like you totally accept me. 1070 01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:02,859 Darce, why are you saying all this? 1071 01:12:06,280 --> 01:12:08,239 I don't know. 1072 01:12:11,243 --> 01:12:15,872 But when you're getting married, you start thinking about all your big moments. 1073 01:12:18,083 --> 01:12:20,168 And you're in all of mine. 1074 01:12:22,129 --> 01:12:24,088 Me too. 1075 01:12:37,144 --> 01:12:39,020 Darcy? 1076 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:47,987 I have to tell you something. 1077 01:12:55,287 --> 01:12:57,330 Something I've done. 1078 01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:00,458 Rachel... 1079 01:13:01,585 --> 01:13:03,336 ...I love you. 1080 01:13:03,504 --> 01:13:08,299 And I would never let anyone hurt you, ever. 1081 01:13:09,676 --> 01:13:12,220 And you wouldn't let anyone hurt me, right? 1082 01:13:14,139 --> 01:13:16,099 No. 1083 01:13:41,959 --> 01:13:43,668 Rach. 1084 01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:47,964 - Hmm. - Rach. Oh, God. 1085 01:13:48,549 --> 01:13:49,799 Good morning. 1086 01:13:50,217 --> 01:13:52,009 Do you think I should marry Dex? 1087 01:13:54,221 --> 01:13:55,471 What? 1088 01:13:55,639 --> 01:13:58,850 No, I mean it. Do you think this is a good idea? 1089 01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:02,186 I mean, nobody knows me like you. And you sort of know Dex too. 1090 01:14:02,354 --> 01:14:05,857 And you're much smarter than I am. I mean, book-smarter, anyway. 1091 01:14:06,525 --> 01:14:08,526 But what I'm trying to say is... 1092 01:14:08,694 --> 01:14:11,529 ...you're not gonna let me do anything dumb, are you? 1093 01:14:11,697 --> 01:14:13,114 Darcy. 1094 01:14:13,282 --> 01:14:15,700 No, I mean it, because... 1095 01:14:16,368 --> 01:14:20,746 Ugh, I can really do... I can really do dumb shit. 1096 01:14:21,415 --> 01:14:22,874 Because I do love him. I do. 1097 01:14:24,960 --> 01:14:26,878 And I know what he sees in me. 1098 01:14:27,045 --> 01:14:28,463 What? 1099 01:14:30,007 --> 01:14:31,299 You know what I mean. 1100 01:14:31,467 --> 01:14:33,926 He's never met anybody like me... 1101 01:14:34,094 --> 01:14:37,472 ...because I don't let stuff get to me. 1102 01:14:37,639 --> 01:14:40,725 Which is true, because I always assume everything'll just work out. 1103 01:14:40,893 --> 01:14:43,436 And I guess it's because it always has. 1104 01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:46,230 So I make him lighter, and he kind of... 1105 01:14:48,066 --> 01:14:51,986 He makes me heavier, somehow. In a good way. 1106 01:14:52,446 --> 01:14:54,113 Does that make sense? 1107 01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:56,073 It does. 1108 01:14:58,118 --> 01:15:01,120 And what you said in your vows... 1109 01:15:01,288 --> 01:15:02,580 ...I feel that. 1110 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,333 Especially when you said... 1111 01:15:05,918 --> 01:15:07,251 Um... 1112 01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:09,170 What exactly did you say again? 1113 01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:14,050 - Life without him would be unimaginable. - Yes. And it would. 1114 01:15:14,468 --> 01:15:17,094 But is that enough for a marriage? 1115 01:15:20,432 --> 01:15:22,183 I think... 1116 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:25,937 Yeah? 1117 01:15:27,773 --> 01:15:31,901 You should marry him. 1118 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,073 I love you so much. 1119 01:15:38,283 --> 01:15:39,784 I love you, Darcy. 1120 01:15:41,411 --> 01:15:45,414 You are the best girlfriend in the world. Ever. 1121 01:15:48,794 --> 01:15:51,963 So it's okay that I kind of cheated on him a little bit? 1122 01:15:53,382 --> 01:15:54,924 What? 1123 01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:58,135 I... Just barely. Heh. Once. 1124 01:15:58,804 --> 01:16:02,056 - With whom? - Well, he was a guy from work. 1125 01:16:02,224 --> 01:16:05,851 And it was nothing. You know me, it was just sex. 1126 01:16:06,895 --> 01:16:10,481 And I felt terrible, so that's good. 1127 01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:12,149 Right? 1128 01:16:12,317 --> 01:16:16,487 Plus, Dex hasn't had sex with me since before the Fourth of July. 1129 01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:20,324 Ugh. I'm so happy I got this off my chest. 1130 01:16:20,659 --> 01:16:23,077 I hate feeling guilty. I hate it. 1131 01:16:23,245 --> 01:16:26,080 I feel so much better now. 1132 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:29,166 Oh, my God. So when are you gonna tell him? 1133 01:16:29,376 --> 01:16:32,128 Do you want me to tell him? I would love to tell him. 1134 01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:35,965 It's none of your business. I told Darcy to marry him. I'm bowing out. 1135 01:16:36,133 --> 01:16:39,552 She just told you she's cheating. You want your opportunity, take it. 1136 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:41,804 Ethan, stop. 1137 01:16:41,972 --> 01:16:45,600 I don't really get it. I don't get how you let her win all the time. 1138 01:16:46,226 --> 01:16:47,268 Wow. 1139 01:16:47,436 --> 01:16:51,397 Oh. No, "wow" nothing. If the tables were turned, you think she'd let you win? 1140 01:16:51,565 --> 01:16:54,984 Will you stop? What is it with you two? Why do you hate her so much? 1141 01:16:55,152 --> 01:16:56,527 What? I don't hate her. 1142 01:16:56,695 --> 01:17:00,197 I hate the fact that you yield to her at every turn. 1143 01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:02,825 So why do you do it? Why do you let her win? 1144 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:06,621 Because that's what Darcy does. Darcy wins. She always has. 1145 01:17:06,788 --> 01:17:10,166 She sees things, she wants them, she gets them. 1146 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,209 Ethan, she got into Notre Dame. 1147 01:17:12,377 --> 01:17:16,047 Do you know how hard it is to get into Notre Dame? It is impossible. 1148 01:17:16,214 --> 01:17:19,175 But she did. And with her grades? 1149 01:17:20,552 --> 01:17:22,219 You're kidding, right? 1150 01:17:22,387 --> 01:17:24,847 You're not kidding? Did you see her acceptance letter? 1151 01:17:25,015 --> 01:17:28,768 - What are you talking about? - Did you see the acceptance letter? I didn't. 1152 01:17:28,935 --> 01:17:31,228 Remember when she asked Michael Jordan to prom? 1153 01:17:31,396 --> 01:17:33,356 They sent a letter saying he couldn't make it. 1154 01:17:33,523 --> 01:17:35,483 How many times did she show us that letter? 1155 01:17:35,651 --> 01:17:37,985 I could recite it right now. That was a rejection. 1156 01:17:38,153 --> 01:17:40,237 Do you really think if she were accepted... 1157 01:17:40,405 --> 01:17:43,115 ...that she wouldn't make us memorize that letter too? 1158 01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:45,409 Rachel, come on. 1159 01:17:45,869 --> 01:17:48,204 She never got into Notre Dame. 1160 01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:56,462 Rachel. Okay, look, I get it. You're in a tough spot because you love him. 1161 01:17:56,630 --> 01:17:58,381 But you gotta do something about it. 1162 01:17:58,548 --> 01:18:01,425 He's a coward. If he breaks your heart, I'm gonna take a swing at him. 1163 01:18:01,593 --> 01:18:04,261 - Then I'm gonna let him beat me up. - I gotta go. I'm late. 1164 01:18:04,429 --> 01:18:08,099 I know! Rachel, that's the point. Be late. Better yet, quit. 1165 01:18:08,266 --> 01:18:10,601 At least it would be a decision. Rachel! 1166 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:14,855 You're all going to hell anyway, so you might as well do something for yourself. 1167 01:18:15,023 --> 01:18:17,942 For once. Rachel, you deserve to be happy. 1168 01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:20,403 Then butt out. That would make me happy. 1169 01:18:21,947 --> 01:18:23,531 I'll figure it out on my own. 1170 01:18:23,782 --> 01:18:29,578 Oh. Oh, that's great. Let me know how that goes. 1171 01:18:36,086 --> 01:18:37,753 Serve is up. 1172 01:18:37,921 --> 01:18:39,463 All right. 1173 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,051 - Whoo! - Go! Yes! 1174 01:18:44,469 --> 01:18:46,637 Five-zip. We're killing you, Rachel. 1175 01:18:46,805 --> 01:18:48,055 Isn't that the truth? 1176 01:18:49,516 --> 01:18:50,558 It is, right? 1177 01:18:50,726 --> 01:18:53,060 I'm really competitive, so I need you to focus. 1178 01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:56,397 You gotta pop it, Rach. Pop it. 1179 01:18:56,565 --> 01:18:58,858 - It's a backhand. - Serve's up. Here we go. 1180 01:18:59,025 --> 01:19:00,818 Go, Dex, do it. 1181 01:19:01,069 --> 01:19:03,237 - Aah! Oops. - Yeah! 1182 01:19:03,405 --> 01:19:05,156 Who doesn't love badminton? 1183 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:08,451 Have you ever even played a sport in your life? 1184 01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:10,244 I think she's calling you gay, son. 1185 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,829 - I heard it. - Hey, Romeo. 1186 01:19:11,997 --> 01:19:15,332 Why don't you get up off your ass and come help out your Juliet? 1187 01:19:15,500 --> 01:19:17,168 - What? - Darcy. 1188 01:19:17,335 --> 01:19:18,794 Your secret lover. Wink, wink. 1189 01:19:18,962 --> 01:19:22,089 - Darcy. - Rachel shared your secret. Oops. 1190 01:19:22,841 --> 01:19:25,843 Oh. Oh, wow. We're sharing secrets now. 1191 01:19:26,011 --> 01:19:29,138 See, I didn't know we were at that part of the day, but I am in. 1192 01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:30,639 - Ethan. - This sounds like fun. 1193 01:19:30,807 --> 01:19:33,476 - Give me this. Let's do this. - The novelist wants to play. 1194 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:35,978 I got an idea. How about it's us versus you guys... 1195 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:38,355 ...but we'll do a secret for every point? 1196 01:19:38,523 --> 01:19:41,275 - Love that. - Ethan. Stop. 1197 01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,027 Gotta do this. Here we go. 1198 01:19:43,195 --> 01:19:45,237 - Don't. - I love it so much, I'll serve first. 1199 01:19:45,405 --> 01:19:47,281 All right? Hit me, Dex. 1200 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,035 Dex, hit me. 1201 01:19:51,203 --> 01:19:53,204 His name rhymes with sex. You know that? 1202 01:19:53,371 --> 01:19:54,580 I knew that. 1203 01:19:54,748 --> 01:19:55,873 I'm so happy to be here. 1204 01:19:56,041 --> 01:19:57,541 Ready? 1205 01:20:01,546 --> 01:20:03,047 Yes, do it again. 1206 01:20:03,381 --> 01:20:08,803 Whoo! Yeah! Yippee! We got a point. I got a secret. Rachel and Ethan are having sex. 1207 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:10,805 - Ugh. - What? 1208 01:20:10,972 --> 01:20:12,556 I was there the other night... 1209 01:20:12,724 --> 01:20:15,726 ...and somebody showed up for a little booty call. 1210 01:20:15,894 --> 01:20:18,729 I knew it. I called it, I knew it. 1211 01:20:18,897 --> 01:20:21,398 What? You told me you were gay! 1212 01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:23,692 That makes more sense. 1213 01:20:25,445 --> 01:20:27,988 I think that things are getting a tad competitive. 1214 01:20:28,156 --> 01:20:30,866 - Why don't we just take it down a notch? - No. Honey, serve. 1215 01:20:31,034 --> 01:20:32,660 Rachel's right. Why don't we...? 1216 01:20:32,828 --> 01:20:34,662 No, no, no. Let's do this. 1217 01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:35,996 - Serve it. - Do it. 1218 01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:37,540 - Just... - You know what? 1219 01:20:37,707 --> 01:20:39,166 Let's keep telling secrets. 1220 01:20:39,334 --> 01:20:40,543 - Come on. - Serve it! 1221 01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:43,379 Yeah. Serve it, Dex. 1222 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:45,756 Serve it, Dex. 1223 01:20:45,924 --> 01:20:48,008 Serve it, Dex. 1224 01:20:48,552 --> 01:20:50,052 Serve it. 1225 01:20:54,266 --> 01:20:55,266 Yep. Easy. 1226 01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,102 Watch out. 1227 01:20:59,020 --> 01:21:00,062 - Excuse me. - Aah! 1228 01:21:01,731 --> 01:21:03,357 - Rachel! - Jesus! 1229 01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:07,111 Come on, Dex! 1230 01:21:08,363 --> 01:21:10,239 Okay. Yeah, really? 1231 01:21:10,407 --> 01:21:11,740 I got it. 1232 01:21:14,786 --> 01:21:18,289 - There you go. Yeah. All right. - Ethan, stop. 1233 01:21:18,456 --> 01:21:20,291 No. Let's hear a secret. 1234 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:21,959 Rach, why don't you do this one? 1235 01:21:22,127 --> 01:21:23,961 Come on, guys. I think we're done here. 1236 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,881 - No, Dex. We're not. - Ethan, stop it! 1237 01:21:27,048 --> 01:21:29,925 - What is going on? - If she's not gonna tell you, I will. 1238 01:21:30,093 --> 01:21:31,093 Okay, here we go. 1239 01:21:44,774 --> 01:21:46,525 Shit. 1240 01:21:46,943 --> 01:21:48,485 What the hell was that? 1241 01:21:48,653 --> 01:21:50,613 Me? You broke my nose. 1242 01:21:50,780 --> 01:21:52,489 I'm sure I didn't break your nose. 1243 01:21:52,657 --> 01:21:56,160 God. And what is all this about us having sex? 1244 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:59,163 Jesus, Rachel, just leave me out of your goddamn soap opera. 1245 01:21:59,331 --> 01:22:00,956 No one asked you to get involved. 1246 01:22:01,124 --> 01:22:04,668 Really? So why have I been listening to this bullshit all summer? 1247 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:09,006 Rachel, do something, because this is just pathetic. But you know what? 1248 01:22:09,174 --> 01:22:11,342 At the end of the day, you deserve each other. 1249 01:22:11,509 --> 01:22:13,135 He's never gonna do anything. 1250 01:22:13,303 --> 01:22:15,721 You're never gonna ask him to, and let's be honest... 1251 01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:20,100 ...you and I both know that, even if you did, she will never let you have him. 1252 01:22:21,519 --> 01:22:24,521 - You're an asshole! - Yeah, maybe I am! 1253 01:22:24,689 --> 01:22:28,359 But I'm the only asshole here who gives a shit about you! 1254 01:22:36,534 --> 01:22:38,827 I wanna know what it is you're not telling me. 1255 01:22:38,995 --> 01:22:41,497 - There's nothing to tell. - If you wanna know something... 1256 01:22:41,665 --> 01:22:44,792 I'm sorry, that's weird and bizarre. And I'm asking you. 1257 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:47,127 I don't wanna talk outside. 1258 01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:50,673 He's not really gay, is he? 1259 01:22:53,510 --> 01:22:54,551 No. 1260 01:22:55,929 --> 01:22:59,390 Uh, Claire, we're not having an affair, either. 1261 01:22:59,557 --> 01:23:01,558 That was just a... 1262 01:23:01,726 --> 01:23:03,394 It was... 1263 01:23:05,563 --> 01:23:09,400 He's never gonna love me, is he? 1264 01:23:13,655 --> 01:23:15,656 I don't think so. 1265 01:23:18,910 --> 01:23:21,912 Least I tried. Right? 1266 01:23:25,625 --> 01:23:26,667 Yeah. 1267 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,589 Ethan's... Like I said, I think it's weird too. 1268 01:23:32,757 --> 01:23:34,425 Whatever. 1269 01:23:45,020 --> 01:23:48,939 - You told Ethan? - No. He guessed. 1270 01:23:49,107 --> 01:23:52,776 Darcy's upset. She keeps asking me what happened on the beach today. 1271 01:23:52,944 --> 01:23:54,611 You know what? 1272 01:23:55,613 --> 01:23:57,114 Work it out with her, Dex. 1273 01:23:58,241 --> 01:23:59,408 Well... 1274 01:24:00,368 --> 01:24:04,663 Rachel. 1275 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:06,457 Rachel, what am I supposed to do? 1276 01:24:07,459 --> 01:24:10,919 Forget what you're supposed to do, Dex. Do what you wanna do. 1277 01:24:11,087 --> 01:24:14,131 Live your own life the way you want to live it. 1278 01:24:14,299 --> 01:24:17,468 You wanna teach? Teach. 1279 01:24:17,635 --> 01:24:20,512 You don't wanna be the man who lives in the big house you hate? 1280 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:22,431 Then don't be him. 1281 01:24:22,599 --> 01:24:26,643 Or do. Just decide. 1282 01:24:59,677 --> 01:25:00,844 - That was awesome. - What? 1283 01:25:01,012 --> 01:25:02,846 Nothing. You've got a great laugh. 1284 01:25:04,099 --> 01:25:07,434 Wait. When did this happen that you were like, "I wanna be a lawyer"? 1285 01:25:07,602 --> 01:25:11,105 Who says, "You know what I wanna do when I grow up? I wanna be a lawyer." 1286 01:25:11,272 --> 01:25:12,815 I'm sorry. I'm gonna take off. 1287 01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:15,442 Where are you going? Come on, sit down. 1288 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,861 I'm beat. This week has done me in. 1289 01:25:18,029 --> 01:25:19,196 I'll take you home. 1290 01:25:19,364 --> 01:25:21,865 - No, you don't have to. - No, it's fine. I'd like to. 1291 01:25:22,033 --> 01:25:25,202 Stop it. You two stay. I'm exhausted. 1292 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:28,205 - Darcy, I will call you in the morning. - Okay. 1293 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:32,209 Dex, you were incredible this week. I owe you one. 1294 01:25:50,395 --> 01:25:51,937 Rachel. 1295 01:25:53,565 --> 01:25:55,149 Rach. 1296 01:25:55,525 --> 01:25:58,735 Hey. What's up? 1297 01:26:00,071 --> 01:26:03,073 I just... I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 1298 01:26:03,241 --> 01:26:05,284 Okay with...? 1299 01:26:06,995 --> 01:26:09,496 Well, with this. 1300 01:26:09,664 --> 01:26:12,666 Oh, yeah. Totally. 1301 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,501 No, Darcy's fantastic. 1302 01:26:16,337 --> 01:26:19,506 And, hey, you never know where it might lead, right? 1303 01:26:19,924 --> 01:26:21,592 Yeah. 1304 01:26:21,926 --> 01:26:23,594 Okay. 1305 01:26:24,971 --> 01:26:26,763 Well, good night. 1306 01:26:27,932 --> 01:26:29,474 Good night. 1307 01:26:44,699 --> 01:26:46,450 Dex! 1308 01:26:48,953 --> 01:26:50,621 Dex! 1309 01:26:52,373 --> 01:26:54,917 - Dex! - What's wrong? 1310 01:26:55,084 --> 01:26:56,627 I shouldn't have left. 1311 01:26:57,045 --> 01:26:59,713 - No, it's okay. I understand. - No. Six years ago. 1312 01:26:59,881 --> 01:27:03,967 That night. I shouldn't have left. 1313 01:27:04,719 --> 01:27:07,262 It wasn't okay what happened. 1314 01:27:07,430 --> 01:27:09,389 - None of it was okay. - Rachel... 1315 01:27:09,557 --> 01:27:11,683 No, no, no, let me say it. 1316 01:27:13,144 --> 01:27:15,312 Cancel the wedding. 1317 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,148 Tell her you can't marry her. 1318 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:24,988 I love you. I've always loved you. 1319 01:27:25,657 --> 01:27:29,326 And I should've told you a long time ago, but I'm telling you now... 1320 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:32,663 ...before it's too late, before it's really too late. 1321 01:27:33,331 --> 01:27:36,250 You're not the only one who hasn't been living his life. 1322 01:27:37,001 --> 01:27:42,339 I haven't either, but I wanna live it now. And I wanna live it with you. 1323 01:27:53,351 --> 01:27:55,644 I can't, Rachel. 1324 01:27:57,772 --> 01:28:00,107 I'm so sorry. 1325 01:28:05,071 --> 01:28:06,780 I can't. 1326 01:29:15,224 --> 01:29:18,226 Hey, it's Ethan. Leave a message. Cheers. 1327 01:29:43,628 --> 01:29:45,796 I'm sorry. 1328 01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:57,224 Wow, thank God you said sorry first, because that would've been embarrassing. 1329 01:29:57,392 --> 01:30:00,060 - Heh-heh-heh. Hi. - Hi. 1330 01:30:02,980 --> 01:30:05,649 - Wow. Are you trying to make me cry? - Heh, heh. 1331 01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:12,489 Hey, so totally not a big deal, but, um, why are you here? 1332 01:30:12,657 --> 01:30:14,950 I, uh, just needed to get away. 1333 01:30:15,118 --> 01:30:19,329 This close to the wedding? Darcy must be freaking out. 1334 01:30:19,497 --> 01:30:21,415 You're where? 1335 01:30:21,582 --> 01:30:24,668 It is one week before my wedding, Rachel, and you're in London? 1336 01:30:24,836 --> 01:30:26,002 I know. 1337 01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:28,004 Um, I, uh... 1338 01:30:30,133 --> 01:30:31,633 I just need some time. 1339 01:30:32,969 --> 01:30:34,302 You're my maid of honor. 1340 01:30:34,470 --> 01:30:36,138 - And you needed time? - It's Rachel? 1341 01:30:36,305 --> 01:30:38,181 - Are you kidding? - I, um... 1342 01:30:39,559 --> 01:30:43,687 Rachel, Rachel, the band you picked sucks. The caterer is a nightmare. 1343 01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,481 You need to get back here right now. Right now. 1344 01:30:47,024 --> 01:30:49,526 - Darcy... - Right now! 1345 01:30:51,737 --> 01:30:53,238 No. 1346 01:30:54,282 --> 01:30:55,323 Wow. 1347 01:30:56,033 --> 01:30:57,200 What the fuck? 1348 01:30:57,368 --> 01:30:59,536 Do you need me to be your maid of honor? 1349 01:31:01,372 --> 01:31:02,539 Oh, my God. 1350 01:31:02,748 --> 01:31:04,207 I can do it. 1351 01:31:10,798 --> 01:31:14,509 I have dreamed about Darcy getting married almost my whole life. 1352 01:31:14,677 --> 01:31:18,388 But I don't know how to stand next to them while they promise those things. 1353 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:21,099 While she says my words. 1354 01:31:21,267 --> 01:31:23,685 I still say you should've told Dex she was cheating. 1355 01:31:23,853 --> 01:31:29,107 No. And, besides, I didn't want him to pick me by default. 1356 01:31:29,775 --> 01:31:31,902 I wanna be someone's first choice. 1357 01:31:32,403 --> 01:31:33,904 Yeah. 1358 01:31:35,072 --> 01:31:36,531 You are. 1359 01:31:36,699 --> 01:31:38,909 No, I know what you're saying. 1360 01:31:40,411 --> 01:31:42,078 I'm not his first choice. 1361 01:31:42,246 --> 01:31:44,039 Maybe you're someone's first choice. 1362 01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:00,680 What? 1363 01:32:01,182 --> 01:32:02,933 You never wondered about me? 1364 01:32:04,769 --> 01:32:07,062 I don't know how to say this. Um... 1365 01:32:08,606 --> 01:32:11,233 God, Rachel, I like you. 1366 01:32:13,194 --> 01:32:15,111 I've always liked you. 1367 01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:20,116 And when another guy came in the picture, I liked you even more. 1368 01:32:22,245 --> 01:32:27,040 You are home for me. 1369 01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:32,712 Wow. That sounded crazy. Heh. 1370 01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:37,634 Wow. And that's probably what all this is. I mean, it's probably just crazy. It's not... 1371 01:32:37,843 --> 01:32:39,636 It's not love. 1372 01:32:40,304 --> 01:32:43,181 Even though it kind of feels like it is. 1373 01:32:46,644 --> 01:32:48,436 Don't worry, I... 1374 01:32:49,063 --> 01:32:51,856 My love's not really the overwhelming kind. 1375 01:32:52,024 --> 01:32:58,154 Jesus, when I'm in love, I, uh, drink rosé and watch Remains of the Day. So... 1376 01:33:04,287 --> 01:33:07,038 I don't know, Rachel. Maybe it's just that I... 1377 01:33:07,957 --> 01:33:09,833 Maybe it's just that I miss you. 1378 01:33:15,131 --> 01:33:18,049 But I think you fell in love with someone else. 1379 01:33:23,514 --> 01:33:28,059 And I think you still are. 1380 01:33:42,658 --> 01:33:44,993 Oh, damn it. 1381 01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:49,205 - I knew I should've gone for Claire. - Ha-ha-ha. 1382 01:33:55,046 --> 01:33:57,464 - You still have a pump in every color. - Ha-ha-ha. 1383 01:33:58,633 --> 01:34:02,552 Yeah, every night, I put on my princess outfit. 1384 01:34:19,987 --> 01:34:21,196 Oh, good, you're up. 1385 01:34:24,367 --> 01:34:25,742 Hey, Ethan? 1386 01:34:26,202 --> 01:34:27,744 I'm going back. 1387 01:34:27,912 --> 01:34:32,082 Yeah, well, I think you and I both knew you weren't gonna miss that wedding. 1388 01:34:32,249 --> 01:34:34,918 No, I'm not going back for her. 1389 01:34:38,172 --> 01:34:40,423 This isn't who I am. 1390 01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:44,260 I can't do whatever I want and not care if I hurt anybody. 1391 01:34:44,428 --> 01:34:47,597 Besides, Darcy didn't do anything wrong. I did. 1392 01:34:47,765 --> 01:34:51,434 Rachel, I can't hear this "Daddy hits me because he loves me" stuff anymore. 1393 01:34:51,602 --> 01:34:54,896 No, this isn't me being pathetic anymore. 1394 01:34:55,564 --> 01:34:59,275 I have always thought it was Darcy who took things from me... 1395 01:34:59,485 --> 01:35:03,613 ...but really it was just me who was giving everything up to her. 1396 01:35:05,032 --> 01:35:06,741 And Darcy may be... 1397 01:35:08,077 --> 01:35:13,248 ...whatever Darcy is. I don't know what Darcy is, but she is my best friend. 1398 01:35:13,791 --> 01:35:16,376 And I want to be there for her. 1399 01:35:16,544 --> 01:35:18,795 So I'm going to that wedding. 1400 01:35:26,929 --> 01:35:28,471 Then you win. 1401 01:35:59,086 --> 01:36:00,503 How did you, uh...? 1402 01:36:00,671 --> 01:36:04,674 Called your office. I wanted to be here when you got home. 1403 01:36:06,635 --> 01:36:08,344 You have to go. 1404 01:36:09,346 --> 01:36:11,181 I can't do this anymore. 1405 01:36:12,933 --> 01:36:17,771 She deserves better. So do you. So do I. 1406 01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:23,860 I called off the wedding. 1407 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,455 I told her I couldn't marry her. 1408 01:36:38,375 --> 01:36:39,876 When? 1409 01:36:40,586 --> 01:36:42,879 Couple hours ago. 1410 01:36:51,639 --> 01:36:53,348 What did she say? 1411 01:36:53,974 --> 01:36:55,016 What did she do? 1412 01:36:55,184 --> 01:36:57,393 She's pretty upset. 1413 01:36:57,645 --> 01:37:00,730 Mostly about what people are gonna think. 1414 01:37:01,398 --> 01:37:03,399 Then she threw a few things. 1415 01:37:03,818 --> 01:37:05,568 Did you tell her about us? 1416 01:37:06,695 --> 01:37:10,532 She asked if there was someone else. I said no. 1417 01:37:12,785 --> 01:37:15,537 Because I'm not sure yet if there still is. 1418 01:37:17,373 --> 01:37:19,332 I don't know what to say. 1419 01:37:19,500 --> 01:37:24,838 I don't expect anything. I don't deserve to expect anything. 1420 01:37:25,548 --> 01:37:29,092 I was afraid of hurting people. 1421 01:37:29,260 --> 01:37:31,678 And I just want to thank you... 1422 01:37:32,137 --> 01:37:35,098 ...for finally asking for what you wanted... 1423 01:37:37,560 --> 01:37:39,686 ...and for helping me to do the same. 1424 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:44,732 I want to apologize... 1425 01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,780 ...for being such a moron outside that bar six years ago... 1426 01:37:53,158 --> 01:37:55,994 ...and outside the Jetty last week... 1427 01:37:58,622 --> 01:38:02,959 ...where I made the worst decision of my life. 1428 01:38:05,546 --> 01:38:10,133 Basically, you and I shouldn't have conversations outside bars anymore. 1429 01:38:21,353 --> 01:38:23,146 Rachel. Open up. 1430 01:38:25,566 --> 01:38:28,651 - Darcy. - Yes. Open the door. 1431 01:38:28,819 --> 01:38:30,612 How did you get into the building? 1432 01:38:30,779 --> 01:38:33,990 There was a pizza guy and he let me in. Who cares? Open the door. 1433 01:38:34,158 --> 01:38:36,159 I need to talk to you! 1434 01:38:37,202 --> 01:38:38,244 Yeah, um... 1435 01:38:39,371 --> 01:38:40,830 - I'm just changing. - Ugh! 1436 01:38:41,332 --> 01:38:45,251 I've seen your ass. Open the door. 1437 01:38:47,338 --> 01:38:48,838 I called off the wedding. 1438 01:38:51,675 --> 01:38:53,009 - You did. - Well... 1439 01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:57,430 ...technically, Dex said it first, but I was thinking the same thing. 1440 01:38:57,765 --> 01:39:01,935 Wow. I think I need some air to process that. Wanna go for a walk? 1441 01:39:02,102 --> 01:39:04,812 No. I need to sit down. 1442 01:39:04,980 --> 01:39:07,815 - Before I tell you what I came to tell you... - Okay. 1443 01:39:07,983 --> 01:39:10,860 ...I just wanna say that I'm not the only one of us... 1444 01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,862 ...who's being dishonest here. 1445 01:39:17,326 --> 01:39:20,203 - What have I been dishonest about? - Please. 1446 01:39:20,996 --> 01:39:22,830 Give me a little credit, Rachel. 1447 01:39:25,042 --> 01:39:27,126 Claire told me you were lying about Ethan. 1448 01:39:27,294 --> 01:39:30,505 I know for an absolute fact that you are not sleeping with Marcus. 1449 01:39:30,673 --> 01:39:34,050 So, what, you're making up stories to make me jealous? 1450 01:39:34,218 --> 01:39:37,720 You know I'm more sexual than you. I always have been. 1451 01:39:37,888 --> 01:39:41,015 I wasn't e... And there was never a... 1452 01:39:42,685 --> 01:39:44,894 How did you know I never slept with Marcus? 1453 01:39:45,729 --> 01:39:49,148 Well, um, you said he was circumcised. 1454 01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:53,361 - Okay. - And he is not. 1455 01:39:55,906 --> 01:39:57,699 Marcus is the guy you slept with? 1456 01:39:58,117 --> 01:40:00,618 That's what I wanted to tell you. 1457 01:40:00,786 --> 01:40:03,538 - Can you get me some water? - Wait, when? 1458 01:40:03,956 --> 01:40:05,790 When did you sleep with him? 1459 01:40:05,958 --> 01:40:07,750 Fourth of July. 1460 01:40:07,918 --> 01:40:10,753 Well, we were both lonely, and we were both drunk. 1461 01:40:12,131 --> 01:40:14,924 And we both felt awful afterwards. 1462 01:40:15,843 --> 01:40:20,680 I mean, we promised right then and there that we would never do it again. 1463 01:40:22,391 --> 01:40:25,601 And we broke that promise, because we did it again. 1464 01:40:25,769 --> 01:40:26,769 A couple times. 1465 01:40:26,937 --> 01:40:28,896 You slept with him more than once? 1466 01:40:31,108 --> 01:40:35,278 Oh, God. Marcus and I have a... 1467 01:40:35,612 --> 01:40:37,071 Sit. 1468 01:40:37,239 --> 01:40:40,950 Okay, Marcus and I have an extremely powerful connection. 1469 01:40:41,118 --> 01:40:42,952 It's like... 1470 01:40:43,954 --> 01:40:45,121 ...genetic. 1471 01:40:45,539 --> 01:40:47,123 Genetic. 1472 01:40:48,292 --> 01:40:50,084 Chemical? 1473 01:40:50,586 --> 01:40:52,879 Whatever. I'm not a word person. 1474 01:40:53,047 --> 01:40:58,301 Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I'm gonna need you now more than ever. 1475 01:41:02,598 --> 01:41:04,307 I took a test. 1476 01:41:06,143 --> 01:41:07,310 You're pregnant? 1477 01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:09,395 I am. 1478 01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:12,899 It's crazy. 1479 01:41:13,067 --> 01:41:15,735 I mean... And good. 1480 01:41:15,903 --> 01:41:18,404 I mean, Marcus has been amazing. 1481 01:41:18,572 --> 01:41:21,491 He is not what you think. 1482 01:41:22,493 --> 01:41:26,454 Yes, yes, he's a caveman, a total caveman. 1483 01:41:26,622 --> 01:41:29,916 But one time, he made a little splint... 1484 01:41:30,084 --> 01:41:32,960 ...for this little chipmunk with a broken leg. 1485 01:41:33,128 --> 01:41:35,379 Is that not the sweetest thing you've ever heard? 1486 01:41:35,547 --> 01:41:37,048 Yeah. 1487 01:41:37,216 --> 01:41:41,844 I gotta go. He's downstairs. He's waiting. But I love you so much. 1488 01:41:46,016 --> 01:41:48,351 It's crazy... 1489 01:41:48,519 --> 01:41:50,812 ...how things work out sometimes, huh? 1490 01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:55,900 Bye. 1491 01:42:12,835 --> 01:42:15,044 Is that Dex's jacket? 1492 01:42:21,468 --> 01:42:23,136 What is it doing here? 1493 01:42:24,221 --> 01:42:27,306 Oh, he just left it at the restaurant. I must've picked it up. 1494 01:42:27,474 --> 01:42:29,267 No. 1495 01:42:29,726 --> 01:42:34,021 No, he didn't, because he was wearing it today, so... 1496 01:42:34,773 --> 01:42:40,862 What is it doing here? 1497 01:42:41,989 --> 01:42:43,406 Darcy... 1498 01:42:45,576 --> 01:42:47,034 Where is he? 1499 01:42:48,120 --> 01:42:49,370 Darcy. 1500 01:42:49,913 --> 01:42:55,251 Where is he? 1501 01:42:56,128 --> 01:42:57,670 Dex? 1502 01:42:57,838 --> 01:43:00,089 - Darcy. Please, let's just... - Dex! Dex? 1503 01:43:02,634 --> 01:43:04,927 - Dex? - Darcy, no! 1504 01:43:08,515 --> 01:43:10,266 Dex! 1505 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,270 - You liar! - Are you kidding me? 1506 01:43:14,438 --> 01:43:16,272 You told me there was nobody in... 1507 01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:20,026 You are pregnant! Are you pretending you're the wronged party here? 1508 01:43:20,194 --> 01:43:21,944 Rachel? How could you do this to me? 1509 01:43:22,112 --> 01:43:24,947 I never wanted to hurt you, Darcy. I never wanted to hurt you! 1510 01:43:25,115 --> 01:43:28,618 - Rachel! How could you do this to me? - Darcy, I never wanted to hurt you. 1511 01:43:28,785 --> 01:43:31,704 I hate you. I hate you. 1512 01:43:31,872 --> 01:43:39,378 I hate you. 1513 01:43:39,546 --> 01:43:42,965 I never wanna speak to you again! Ever! 1514 01:43:58,565 --> 01:44:01,442 Dude, you suck. I'm telling Mom. 1515 01:44:10,202 --> 01:44:12,161 Wish me luck, dude. 1516 01:44:49,116 --> 01:44:50,825 Hey. 1517 01:44:55,998 --> 01:44:57,498 You look good. 1518 01:44:58,166 --> 01:45:02,962 I know. Clearly, I'm gonna be one of those girls who only carries in my belly. 1519 01:45:07,050 --> 01:45:08,676 I bought him that shirt. 1520 01:45:15,642 --> 01:45:17,560 Darcy, I'm really sorry. 1521 01:45:18,061 --> 01:45:20,563 You're really sorry you slept with my fiancé? 1522 01:45:21,940 --> 01:45:24,567 No, I'm sorry I hurt you. 1523 01:45:28,739 --> 01:45:30,656 You always were jealous of me. 1524 01:45:32,034 --> 01:45:34,327 Ever since I got into Notre Dame. 1525 01:45:38,206 --> 01:45:39,582 You're right. 1526 01:45:42,377 --> 01:45:44,587 Darcy, I miss you. 1527 01:45:47,299 --> 01:45:49,300 Every day. 1528 01:46:00,771 --> 01:46:05,066 You know, I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life... 1529 01:46:06,109 --> 01:46:07,234 ...so whatever. 1530 01:46:09,071 --> 01:46:10,905 I'm glad. 1531 01:46:17,496 --> 01:46:19,288 Rachel? 1532 01:46:20,832 --> 01:46:22,708 I am, though. 1533 01:46:24,795 --> 01:46:26,128 Happy. 1534 01:46:35,764 --> 01:46:37,264 Good. 1535 01:47:11,133 --> 01:47:12,967 Hey. Where are you? 1536 01:47:31,903 --> 01:47:33,863 I'll take this. 1537 01:49:59,175 --> 01:50:01,302 What'd I miss? What did I miss? 1538 01:50:01,511 --> 01:50:03,345 Okay, okay. 1539 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:04,763 Ethan. 1540 01:50:07,183 --> 01:50:20,946 Ethan. 1541 01:50:21,197 --> 01:50:22,865 Ethan? 1542 01:50:23,033 --> 01:50:24,533 Ethan!