1 00:00:13,045 --> 00:00:16,674 In the beginning there was only darkness. 2 00:00:19,426 --> 00:00:22,804 And in the darkness born demon Zaal, - 3 00:00:22,971 --> 00:00:25,265 - Zakidernes ruler - 4 00:00:25,432 --> 00:00:28,769 - And the human oppressor. 5 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:37,362 But from the shadows came Crane, warrior of all warriors - 6 00:00:37,528 --> 00:00:41,115 - And the bearer of the gods' swords. 7 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:48,206 He liberated man - 8 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:53,628 - And led them to victory. 9 00:01:23,325 --> 00:01:25,702 But the price of victory was high. 10 00:01:25,869 --> 00:01:28,914 For Crane got an ulcer through the heart, - 11 00:01:29,081 --> 00:01:33,085 - Who bled for seven days and seven nights. 12 00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:36,964 And a hundred warriors drank his blood. 13 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,844 And parades his strength. 14 00:01:49,102 --> 00:01:53,190 And Crane looked at them and saw that it was good. 15 00:01:54,107 --> 00:01:57,068 And then he died. 16 00:02:00,071 --> 00:02:03,491 Thus was created the barbarians, - 17 00:02:03,658 --> 00:02:06,161 - Sons of Crane. 18 00:02:38,444 --> 00:02:41,989 Oh, yeah. 19 00:03:02,135 --> 00:03:03,595 Yes. 20 00:03:06,264 --> 00:03:11,436 Listen, folks. Strength! Mod! Fearlessness! 21 00:03:11,603 --> 00:03:15,399 This is what there was a wreath gift to our people. 22 00:03:15,565 --> 00:03:19,152 For thousands of generations, Generation after generation, - 23 00:03:19,319 --> 00:03:22,656 - Has his blood rushing undiluted in our veins. 24 00:03:22,823 --> 00:03:27,328 This is what we celebrate every year, before we go on expeditions. 25 00:03:27,494 --> 00:03:31,081 But first and foremost is the crown of blood that makes - 26 00:03:31,248 --> 00:03:35,919 - That we are barbarians the greatest warriors throughout Metalonien. 27 00:03:36,086 --> 00:03:38,672 Okay, Ronal, it's your turn. 28 00:03:38,881 --> 00:03:41,676 Ronal is sick ... 29 00:03:41,842 --> 00:03:44,261 Ronal is sick today. 30 00:03:44,428 --> 00:03:46,597 Ronal! 31 00:03:47,348 --> 00:03:50,435 Can not jump over me? I have a sore elbow. 32 00:03:50,601 --> 00:03:53,896 Maybe I'm getting late skin ... vagina ... 33 00:03:54,063 --> 00:03:58,109 - Shin Inflammation. - Hell, Ronal. 34 00:03:58,985 --> 00:04:01,905 Put all your power in battle. 35 00:04:04,616 --> 00:04:08,412 I'm looking forward to see. 36 00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:33,979 Oh, for Christ's sake, Ronal, man. 37 00:04:35,189 --> 00:04:36,732 One to. 38 00:04:36,899 --> 00:04:38,317 Can ... 39 00:04:38,484 --> 00:04:40,403 ... eh ... 40 00:04:40,569 --> 00:04:42,780 ... more! 41 00:04:42,947 --> 00:04:45,742 You may keep you in shape before the cruise. 42 00:04:45,908 --> 00:04:49,495 A barbarian who do not can swing an ax, is ... uh ... 43 00:04:49,662 --> 00:04:51,956 At least not any real barbarians. 44 00:04:52,123 --> 00:04:55,418 What should I quest? I walk in the way. 45 00:04:55,585 --> 00:04:58,505 - Can not I hang out here? - You are the son of the Crane. 46 00:04:58,671 --> 00:05:03,050 A son of Crane draws on expeditions and killing monsters and returning in glory. 47 00:05:03,217 --> 00:05:07,763 - It is the essence of being a barbarian. - Uncle, look at me. 48 00:05:07,931 --> 00:05:14,062 What should I do to monsters? Buckle muscle suit and hope they die of laughter? 49 00:05:14,229 --> 00:05:17,607 What then, Ronal? Have you got a mullet? 50 00:05:18,358 --> 00:05:21,653 Fucking funny. Have you got any brain cells? 51 00:05:21,820 --> 00:05:27,201 What? Where? If there is one on the back, bother you then press it out? 52 00:05:27,367 --> 00:05:31,705 Listen here, kid. When you go on expeditions, is it about big balls - 53 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:34,541 - Than the arms. Heroism. 54 00:05:34,708 --> 00:05:39,505 Once you've grasped it, it is no problem to crush the enemy. 55 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:44,427 I just find it difficult to overlook that you just can die from it! 56 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:46,637 Hold on just shut up and train. 57 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:57,982 What is it? 58 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:12,873 The alarm. All hands to arms! At your seats! Move! 59 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,628 - Hop, hop! - Yes, yes! 60 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:21,047 Barricades gate! 61 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:28,221 Come on! Pull to! 62 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:34,477 Up on the barricades, I lusepustere! 63 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:46,865 Tranquil. 64 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:56,667 Wait. 65 00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:00,838 Quiet! 66 00:07:01,672 --> 00:07:03,757 Who's there? 67 00:07:09,889 --> 00:07:13,601 Hail, noble savages. We are Master Florian, - 68 00:07:13,768 --> 00:07:16,104 - Kvadskriver and bard. 69 00:07:16,271 --> 00:07:19,733 We simply want humble towards payment of course - 70 00:07:19,941 --> 00:07:24,946 - To enrich your banquet you muscles spectaculaires - 71 00:07:25,155 --> 00:07:30,661 - With noble sonatas for your old heroes and heroines. 72 00:07:45,342 --> 00:07:47,886 Attack! 73 00:07:49,138 --> 00:07:53,309 - Songs. They sing songs at parties. - Fester? 74 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:57,980 Try for example to check their incredibly dangerous tuba on the roof. 75 00:07:58,147 --> 00:07:59,774 So slip into. 76 00:07:59,940 --> 00:08:01,734 - No! - Damn. 77 00:08:01,901 --> 00:08:06,739 It's bloody hundred years ago, I finally cracked a forehead peel. 78 00:08:06,906 --> 00:08:10,201 How the hell should I know it was a tuba? 79 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:19,293 Yo, girls. How about to wash my sick virile, - 80 00:08:19,460 --> 00:08:22,046 - Resilient, filthy - 81 00:08:22,213 --> 00:08:24,173 - Firstrengede lute? 82 00:08:24,341 --> 00:08:28,554 There shall be practiced songs, not frivolous, young Alibert. The art call. 83 00:08:28,762 --> 00:08:30,347 We must be ready. 84 00:08:30,514 --> 00:08:34,602 Is not there just a little bit of time to walk around and look? 85 00:08:34,768 --> 00:08:39,064 A true bard Remember all the songs perfectly. 86 00:08:39,231 --> 00:08:43,027 How perfect does this happen? Should not we raiding? 87 00:08:43,193 --> 00:08:46,321 Barbarians must leave tomorrow. We could carry. 88 00:08:46,488 --> 00:08:49,950 Fluctuate with the ears. I have to meet girls, man. 89 00:08:50,117 --> 00:08:53,162 I think write some heroic poem. 90 00:08:53,329 --> 00:08:56,791 Or something like that, You know, with those verses. 91 00:08:56,957 --> 00:09:00,461 Oh, young Alibert. Only when you all sang, - 92 00:09:00,628 --> 00:09:03,172 - There is the poem, you like that. 93 00:09:03,339 --> 00:09:08,761 - What? It will take 100 years. - Nonsense. So long does not. 94 00:09:08,928 --> 00:09:13,349 I was only 57 before I was finished his apprenticeship. It has no age. 95 00:09:13,516 --> 00:09:15,768 Ouch! Fucking tight. 96 00:09:15,935 --> 00:09:19,272 ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke ka 'Rikke drink beer? 97 00:09:19,439 --> 00:09:23,026 ka 'Rikke ka 'Rikke ka' Rikke drink beer? 98 00:09:26,905 --> 00:09:28,990 Oh, it's good, man. 99 00:09:30,617 --> 00:09:35,122 Is there one of you pattebørn, can guzzle a cheeky pint? 100 00:09:39,584 --> 00:09:42,003 Alibert! 101 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,255 So I was hunting - 102 00:09:44,423 --> 00:09:48,469 - And then you see me just run into in a orkbørnehave. Hopla. 103 00:09:48,635 --> 00:09:52,472 - Here you go, honey. On you. - Oh, how cute. 104 00:09:52,639 --> 00:09:56,435 Yes, it makes your eyes. This one also must look straight. 105 00:09:56,602 --> 00:09:59,939 It is a true invisibility body lotion. 106 00:10:00,105 --> 00:10:03,192 I used it, when I snuck into a harem. 107 00:10:03,359 --> 00:10:05,987 Cool, no? Total listepik. 108 00:10:06,153 --> 00:10:09,573 So you can not see who is attacking. 109 00:10:09,740 --> 00:10:12,827 What is it? Hey, there it was again. And now it stopped. 110 00:10:13,035 --> 00:10:16,664 - Now it came again. - Ouch, Gorak. Now let be. 111 00:10:16,831 --> 00:10:20,793 - It will not stop. - Satan and hell, you fat fool! 112 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:23,921 Oh, Ronal, damn man. 113 00:10:57,623 --> 00:11:01,043 All bearings sons are assembled, Prince Volcazar. 114 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,546 Then it's time. 115 00:11:24,609 --> 00:11:28,863 - Can not I take the guard a little? - What about the party? 116 00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:32,408 I'm just so ... a little tired. 117 00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:36,871 Okay, then. Remember to blow the horn, if you see something suspicious. 118 00:11:37,038 --> 00:11:41,126 - Think you can handle it? - It is like when røvligemeget. 119 00:11:41,293 --> 00:11:44,213 - I want to be alone. - It's a great horn. 120 00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:48,925 Remember, breathe into. Deep down in my stomach. And so ... 121 00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:52,888 Damn, Uncle. Who would attack us? 122 00:11:53,055 --> 00:11:56,767 We're fucking barbarians. We have smashed everything. 123 00:11:56,934 --> 00:12:00,604 - We have never been attacked. - It may well be. 124 00:12:00,771 --> 00:12:04,149 But it is the principle of it, which is important. 125 00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:08,153 The boy takes the life of me one day. 126 00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:13,575 TRIP-MAGAZINE 127 00:12:13,743 --> 00:12:16,913 Fucking barbarians, man. 128 00:12:31,511 --> 00:12:33,930 What the hell is this? 129 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:11,177 We are being attacked? We are attacked! 130 00:13:14,930 --> 00:13:17,349 Take your weapon! 131 00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:28,027 No, no! 132 00:13:28,778 --> 00:13:32,740 - We listen and sounds! - Let hell rain down. 133 00:13:37,745 --> 00:13:39,372 Fuck! Fuck! 134 00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:44,211 Fire! 135 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:50,759 To the attack! Show no weakness! 136 00:13:55,055 --> 00:13:58,934 - Look! Fireworks! - Have we booked it? 137 00:14:10,487 --> 00:14:13,949 We are attacked! Barbarians, defend you! 138 00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:16,118 Hop, hop, hop! 139 00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:26,713 Oh, heaven be praised. They are rescued. 140 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:30,257 Are you mad a sick fucking party, man. 141 00:14:32,552 --> 00:14:35,055 - Bummer! - No! 142 00:14:37,974 --> 00:14:40,518 Help! Help! 143 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,621 Dush! Smack! 144 00:15:00,414 --> 00:15:02,833 Bash! Muscles! 145 00:15:18,432 --> 00:15:21,602 Now I do not think there are more back. 146 00:15:21,769 --> 00:15:24,272 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 147 00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:28,401 He's mine. 148 00:15:32,155 --> 00:15:35,450 We are overrun. Why was blowing you not? 149 00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:38,035 - I tried! - You tried? 150 00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:41,372 "Trying" is just not good enough, Ronal. 151 00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:43,916 Jump up. We must rescue the others. 152 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:04,437 The famous sons of Crane. 153 00:16:05,272 --> 00:16:08,317 How pathetic. 154 00:16:09,651 --> 00:16:13,488 Put them in chains. No one shall be left. 155 00:16:18,327 --> 00:16:21,122 We Barbarians subjecting us never! 156 00:16:47,816 --> 00:16:50,652 Everyone must obey me ... 157 00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:55,573 No! 158 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,659 ... or die! 159 00:16:57,826 --> 00:17:00,120 No! 160 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:04,500 - Before them away. - L heard Prince Volcazar! 161 00:17:04,666 --> 00:17:08,336 Get the last barbarians in the cart. Come on! 162 00:17:08,503 --> 00:17:11,214 In with him! Move! 163 00:17:11,381 --> 00:17:14,050 - Come here! - Well I will not ... 164 00:17:14,218 --> 00:17:17,054 - In with them! - What the hell? 165 00:17:17,221 --> 00:17:19,640 Remember your shoes and handbags ... axes! 166 00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,351 We do not come back and pick them up! 167 00:17:22,518 --> 00:17:25,855 General? The here prisoner does not fit the shackles. 168 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:29,942 - Should I just throw him away? - That is, it's not a barbarian. 169 00:17:30,109 --> 00:17:34,071 - Pull him from behind and killing shit. - Oh, thank you. 170 00:17:34,238 --> 00:17:37,325 - Lucky bastard. - It is always the one who gets. 171 00:17:37,492 --> 00:17:42,163 - Buff it feels good - Buff it feels good 172 00:17:42,330 --> 00:17:47,627 - As a bonus it is really nice - As a bonus it is really nice 173 00:17:47,794 --> 00:17:50,964 sits well feels good 174 00:17:53,466 --> 00:17:57,804 No, I will not. Help! Help! 175 00:18:05,604 --> 00:18:08,732 Shut up, I get boner of it here. 176 00:18:12,486 --> 00:18:16,240 Oh, man. Shit, one night, man. 177 00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:19,993 My head, man. The town is pretty knackered, what? 178 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,455 Where are all the others gone? 179 00:18:23,622 --> 00:18:27,334 Are they taken to the afterparty? Hey, wait, you! 180 00:18:43,434 --> 00:18:45,686 Ro ... Ronal. 181 00:18:46,813 --> 00:18:49,774 Uncle. You live. 182 00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:52,068 Not long yet. 183 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:55,488 Crane ... call me home. 184 00:18:55,655 --> 00:19:00,243 No, uncle, it is probably just a ... flesh wounds. 185 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:04,748 Ronal when your parents died I swore to take care of you. 186 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:10,296 And the promise I have kept. But now it's your turn to promise anything. 187 00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:15,133 Promise me that you want to save the others. You owe them. 188 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:19,304 - What? No, but I can not. - Promise me that! 189 00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:23,767 - But ... - Travel north to the oracle. 190 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:28,897 - He will help you. - Oracle? How? 191 00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:35,988 You are the only hope, Ronal. 192 00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:39,242 The only barbarian, is left. 193 00:19:42,954 --> 00:19:46,541 Uncle? Uncle? 194 00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:50,795 Uncle? 195 00:20:11,817 --> 00:20:14,987 Goraks invisibility cream. 196 00:20:17,114 --> 00:20:19,283 Yo. 197 00:20:19,449 --> 00:20:24,329 - What happens? Going on an expedition? - Uh, no. I must find the others. 198 00:20:24,496 --> 00:20:26,456 Well, okay. 199 00:20:26,623 --> 00:20:31,294 - It's a trip. You need to raid! - No. I must find my village. 200 00:20:31,462 --> 00:20:34,423 It's very sick a raid. Wait a minute. 201 00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:37,927 - Who are you? - Hello. Alibert, bard. 202 00:20:38,094 --> 00:20:40,638 Damn nice to be followed. 203 00:20:40,805 --> 00:20:44,893 You can not say no; because I just goes anyway. 204 00:20:45,059 --> 00:20:49,188 Now we are out walking around, we saw not slip past the Amazons country? 205 00:20:49,355 --> 00:20:53,151 - No. - The girls down there would be lovely. 206 00:20:53,317 --> 00:20:56,362 - It must be investigated. - Try to hear. 207 00:20:56,529 --> 00:21:00,658 - Do not follow me. - Those girls are super horny. 208 00:21:00,825 --> 00:21:04,162 - No! - Fuck, you're boring, man. 209 00:21:05,622 --> 00:21:10,252 Now I know what we do. We take to Berylia. There are ladies' tails. 210 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:13,421 And four teats! It could be for the sick, man! 211 00:21:13,588 --> 00:21:17,300 - No, it could not. - Come on. What are we here? 212 00:21:18,301 --> 00:21:22,680 - I must talk to an oracle. - Is it a kind of tourist? 213 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:30,272 Sick crib. 214 00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:39,615 Hello? 215 00:21:42,827 --> 00:21:45,955 - Hello? - It was sateme time. 216 00:21:46,122 --> 00:21:49,500 I've been sitting here since last Wednesday. Are you coming or what? 217 00:21:49,667 --> 00:21:54,505 - Sorry, what? - I like when dried, to heck. 218 00:21:54,672 --> 00:21:56,966 Is not home care? 219 00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:58,968 - No, we ... - Wait! 220 00:22:01,638 --> 00:22:05,434 Gundars have sent ... 221 00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:10,271 That's it. Come right ahead. And be careful with haemorrhoids. 222 00:22:18,447 --> 00:22:23,202 He is a mighty warlord this prince Volcazar that you are talking about. 223 00:22:23,368 --> 00:22:27,122 zakidernes dark force protects him. 224 00:22:28,999 --> 00:22:33,712 Now I was so seen nor interested in fighting with him. 225 00:22:33,879 --> 00:22:37,675 Volcazar crave power across Metalonien. 226 00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:41,511 So far, no been able to stop him. 227 00:22:43,556 --> 00:22:45,725 Wow. 228 00:23:08,957 --> 00:23:15,339 An impenetrable armor encloses his body. No weapon bites on him. 229 00:23:16,256 --> 00:23:20,177 Only one sword has strength to crush him. 230 00:23:20,343 --> 00:23:22,387 See. 231 00:23:31,146 --> 00:23:35,108 - Oh, sick. - What's so special about it? 232 00:23:35,275 --> 00:23:40,614 It should especially you know, barbarians. This is the crown of swords. 233 00:23:46,370 --> 00:23:48,664 It's a joke, right? 234 00:23:50,875 --> 00:23:55,171 Honestly, it do not exist. Everybody has been looking for the damn sword - 235 00:23:55,338 --> 00:23:58,633 - In thousands of years, and nobody has found it. 236 00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:01,303 It's a silly story. 237 00:24:01,469 --> 00:24:06,432 Wreath sword is not a myth. Only this can damage the princes Volcazar. 238 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:10,853 You can never save your village outside to get at him first. 239 00:24:11,020 --> 00:24:12,522 But I can not. 240 00:24:12,689 --> 00:24:17,444 Only a great warrior without fear the heart will be able to use it. 241 00:24:17,652 --> 00:24:20,947 Without a great warrior You will not defeat Volcazar. 242 00:24:21,114 --> 00:24:25,327 And without a great warrior would your tribe be damned! 243 00:24:29,748 --> 00:24:33,752 But I can also be indifferent. I'm just a pundit. 244 00:24:33,919 --> 00:24:39,133 It's not my fault that the barbarians have been kidnapped, do you? 245 00:25:25,555 --> 00:25:28,391 Gu'ra zul! 246 00:25:28,558 --> 00:25:30,935 Wizard! 247 00:25:31,103 --> 00:25:35,566 Lord, time is fast approaching. zakidernes temple must be awakened soon. 248 00:25:35,732 --> 00:25:40,070 Otherwise it becomes impossible to perform the ritual. Is Wreath sons caught? 249 00:25:40,237 --> 00:25:45,534 - My mission is complete. - Fantastic. Now nothing can stop us. 250 00:25:45,701 --> 00:25:50,414 Mighty zaal. Wreath sons are gathered. 251 00:25:50,581 --> 00:25:52,875 Awake from your lethargy! 252 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,671 What is happening? 253 00:25:57,838 --> 00:26:00,257 Finally. 254 00:26:10,893 --> 00:26:12,937 - What? - What now? 255 00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:17,442 The mighty Zaal is not satisfied. The absence of one son of Crane. 256 00:26:17,609 --> 00:26:21,780 - Impossible. Unless ... - I do not understand ... 257 00:26:21,946 --> 00:26:24,824 - We left none alive. - Fool! 258 00:26:24,991 --> 00:26:30,288 I need the blood of all living barbarians, and then you let one escape. 259 00:26:30,455 --> 00:26:35,669 - I can not explain. - Find him for me. Now! 260 00:26:37,045 --> 00:26:40,966 for they are in raid Alibert and Ronal 261 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:45,763 the greatest heroes in Metalonien 262 00:26:45,929 --> 00:26:49,474 uh-uh it's going so well 263 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:54,229 and the girls they say 264 00:26:54,396 --> 00:26:57,107 Alibert you're so delicious 265 00:26:57,274 --> 00:27:02,863 My village has been burned, and I must find Wreath sword. 266 00:27:03,030 --> 00:27:07,409 Can not the devil be quiet for five minutes so that I can think of? 267 00:27:09,078 --> 00:27:13,499 - I sing a song barbarian instead. - For God's sake, no. 268 00:27:13,666 --> 00:27:18,129 Crane and he drew his proud sword and drove with all his force 269 00:27:18,296 --> 00:27:21,633 blade deep in Zakidens must skull burst 270 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:25,012 Wait a minute. The song. What was it? 271 00:27:25,178 --> 00:27:27,222 "Lays Wreath". 272 00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:31,059 There are 2073 verses and I do them all by heart. 273 00:27:31,226 --> 00:27:33,937 Crane gets totally much pussy. 274 00:27:34,104 --> 00:27:37,608 - Why did not you say something? - That he gets pussy? 275 00:27:37,774 --> 00:27:40,861 No, about the song. It's about Crane. 276 00:27:41,028 --> 00:27:46,575 You have sung a verse of his sword. Is there one that tells you where it is? 277 00:27:46,742 --> 00:27:51,121 from the crown of his chest the blood flowed it was bleeding day and night 278 00:27:51,288 --> 00:27:53,791 No no. After he dies. Come on. Sing. 279 00:27:53,958 --> 00:27:57,587 his grave was placed the sword Instead, now forgotten 280 00:27:57,753 --> 00:28:02,216 Only Wisdom Book of Elves Farm knows where it is stored 281 00:28:02,383 --> 00:28:05,761 Wisdom book of Elves Farm. That's it. 282 00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:08,472 - We need to Elf Farm. - Should we do it? 283 00:28:08,639 --> 00:28:12,768 - This is how you find the sword! - Girls are Elven pishamrende delicious. 284 00:28:12,935 --> 00:28:16,147 It will be a great trip, it here. 285 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:21,152 Okay, I have two rules here at the turn. A: This is not a raid. 286 00:28:21,319 --> 00:28:27,450 And two: Do ??we have something that is smallest expedition-style, we go around it. 287 00:28:27,617 --> 00:28:30,161 - Is it a deal? - Check. 288 00:28:38,378 --> 00:28:42,549 Is that rule number one or two we've just violated? 289 00:28:43,634 --> 00:28:45,970 Run for your life. 290 00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:50,182 Shit! What the hell is this? 291 00:28:58,023 --> 00:29:00,025 What the hell was that? 292 00:29:14,290 --> 00:29:16,084 No! No! 293 00:29:19,003 --> 00:29:20,963 Ouch! 294 00:29:25,969 --> 00:29:29,806 - Who are you? Are you one of them? - My ... my neck. 295 00:29:29,973 --> 00:29:32,225 Answer me! 296 00:29:32,392 --> 00:29:36,104 I'm just a random passersby. I swear. 297 00:29:36,271 --> 00:29:39,733 It was not my opinion to disturb you in the middle of your ... 298 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:44,697 - Slaughter of random men. - They challenged me to a duel. 299 00:29:44,863 --> 00:29:47,366 Oh no, not again. 300 00:29:54,248 --> 00:29:57,585 Get out of here. You may be allowed to live. 301 00:30:00,838 --> 00:30:04,550 She is like when the warrior we need to crown a sword. 302 00:30:04,717 --> 00:30:08,513 What? Are you insane? She is fucking violent psychopath. 303 00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:11,724 - Yes, exactly. Ask her. - No. 304 00:30:11,891 --> 00:30:16,729 Wanker. Yo, pretty. My friend Ronal would like to ask you something. 305 00:30:16,896 --> 00:30:19,732 Will a fresh krigertøs as you - 306 00:30:19,899 --> 00:30:24,028 - Out on such an expedition, you know. In order to save his village. 307 00:30:24,195 --> 00:30:30,869 And as a little bonus, I would like let you play a little on my father's lute. 308 00:30:31,035 --> 00:30:33,996 I do not know what he's talking about. 309 00:30:34,164 --> 00:30:38,877 put your hand on my lute and let me teach you to suck ' 310 00:30:39,044 --> 00:30:42,297 I will not learn to play on your instrument. 311 00:30:42,464 --> 00:30:46,552 - You are well expensive. - I said it was not a good idea. 312 00:30:46,718 --> 00:30:49,221 Another must rescue the barbarians. 313 00:30:49,388 --> 00:30:53,142 - Did you barbarians? - Um, yes. 314 00:30:53,308 --> 00:30:56,603 - The barbarians, it is your village? - Oh, yes. 315 00:30:56,770 --> 00:31:00,858 Them, as they say, are the greatest warriors in Metalonien? 316 00:31:01,025 --> 00:31:03,152 Yes. 317 00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,490 It's a worthy cause. I'll take with you. 318 00:31:07,656 --> 00:31:09,241 What? 319 00:31:09,408 --> 00:31:12,495 I'm Zandra from skjoldmøernes clan. 320 00:31:12,661 --> 00:31:15,247 - Where are you going? - Elf kingdom. 321 00:31:15,414 --> 00:31:18,542 - We must find out where it is. - We will need a guide. 322 00:31:18,709 --> 00:31:22,880 - There is a nearby city. Come. - No, wait. You can not just ... 323 00:31:23,089 --> 00:31:26,593 - Do you have a problem with that? - Now ... uh, no. 324 00:31:27,802 --> 00:31:32,015 - Super. Come. - I swear you scoop her husband. 325 00:31:43,818 --> 00:31:46,988 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 326 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,951 Come on! Faster! 327 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,139 Oh, cool. 328 00:32:17,353 --> 00:32:22,525 Shaving my legs and call me Susan, if this is the sickest place. 329 00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:28,239 - Okay, we are here. - Uh, okay. 330 00:32:28,406 --> 00:32:30,742 What's up there, assholes? 331 00:32:30,908 --> 00:32:34,787 Is there not one of you who cares to call a taxi? 332 00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:37,832 - Fuck. - Grease. There is happy hour. 333 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:41,419 There are many in there today. Stay behind me. 334 00:32:41,586 --> 00:32:45,173 We walk quietly in, find a directory - 335 00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:48,427 - And go again before any notice to us. 336 00:32:48,593 --> 00:32:51,721 And without a fight, okay? 337 00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:56,101 Please? 338 00:32:56,268 --> 00:32:59,646 - As you wish. - Thank you. 339 00:33:03,025 --> 00:33:06,862 Bing, Bing-li-bing-bing. l your ass. 340 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:19,041 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 341 00:33:19,208 --> 00:33:23,963 So I said to her: "Your breasts looks tired. Should I keep them? " 342 00:33:24,130 --> 00:33:27,634 Your mother has always had the longest tits. 343 00:33:28,926 --> 00:33:32,430 Hey! Hey! Now stop you, buddy. 344 00:33:33,014 --> 00:33:36,017 I tell you. She was angry, man. 345 00:33:36,184 --> 00:33:40,772 You can not win them all. But you can try. 346 00:33:47,612 --> 00:33:51,533 - What do you want? - We are looking for a guide. 347 00:33:53,326 --> 00:33:58,081 There is only one left. Down by privy. Ask for Elric. 348 00:33:58,248 --> 00:34:02,085 Hey, who ordered a pint and a double Manhattan? 349 00:34:02,252 --> 00:34:03,879 Okay. Thank you. 350 00:34:11,553 --> 00:34:14,556 Uh, hey. Uh, you're Elric? 351 00:34:14,723 --> 00:34:18,727 Devoted to vote lights in the evening sun's embrace. 352 00:34:18,894 --> 00:34:23,482 Stellar Kids Head Mother Sol to rest. 353 00:34:23,649 --> 00:34:27,737 l dark sounds pensive sigh sake. 354 00:34:29,196 --> 00:34:33,117 I sensed you'd come. We elves are connected with all living things. 355 00:34:33,284 --> 00:34:36,496 Let our souls meet. 356 00:34:37,997 --> 00:34:41,667 You bear the eagle fantasy and scrotum mouse will. 357 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:46,797 Copper beech music rests in your heart. Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 358 00:34:46,965 --> 00:34:51,636 Yes, it sounds exciting. My name is Ronal and we have some pieces ... 359 00:34:57,100 --> 00:35:00,103 Names have no meaning. 360 00:35:00,270 --> 00:35:05,275 - I need ... - Spiritual or physical directions? 361 00:35:05,442 --> 00:35:07,736 We need to Elf Farm. 362 00:35:07,903 --> 00:35:12,282 Devoted voice will tell me though I must help you. Stand still! 363 00:35:12,491 --> 00:35:18,539 Let me penetrate your aura. Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 364 00:35:18,747 --> 00:35:21,416 Kormamin lindua ... 365 00:35:21,584 --> 00:35:27,006 The wind tells me to follow you. My bow will sing with your sword. 366 00:35:29,300 --> 00:35:31,177 Okay ... 367 00:35:34,305 --> 00:35:36,724 For hell. 368 00:35:36,891 --> 00:35:40,687 - Hey, I found him. - My bow will sing with your sword. 369 00:35:40,853 --> 00:35:43,814 Yes. Come, let us hasten out. 370 00:35:46,109 --> 00:35:49,529 Hey, skjoldmø, you go already? 371 00:35:49,696 --> 00:35:52,991 What do you say to a little dance? 372 00:35:59,206 --> 00:36:02,918 Hey guys, sorry, it's okay. We go now. 373 00:36:04,252 --> 00:36:07,130 - I accept your challenge. - What? 374 00:36:07,297 --> 00:36:09,674 You may defeat me or die. 375 00:36:09,841 --> 00:36:13,511 - We should not create problems. - They challenged me. 376 00:36:13,679 --> 00:36:17,308 You promised. In and out without a fight. 377 00:36:18,517 --> 00:36:21,604 Okay. So, you control it all by herself. 378 00:36:21,770 --> 00:36:25,023 Hey, skjoldmø, what is it for? 379 00:36:25,191 --> 00:36:27,235 Listen ... 380 00:36:27,401 --> 00:36:31,739 Friends, I know, I think it's super cool to declare - 381 00:36:31,906 --> 00:36:38,413 - But we have a bit busy, and there is probably plenty here who want to fight, - 382 00:36:38,579 --> 00:36:42,875 - So if that's okay with you, I think just, we slip. 383 00:36:48,923 --> 00:36:52,135 - Zandra! - I do not mix myself. 384 00:36:55,930 --> 00:36:58,850 Lovely suppeben it here. 385 00:37:00,644 --> 00:37:03,063 So ride, however, properly! 386 00:37:07,776 --> 00:37:10,988 Have you seen this one before? I can teach you to play it. 387 00:37:11,154 --> 00:37:13,990 Make it you horny? 388 00:37:16,910 --> 00:37:20,163 I sense great aggressiveness in the room. 389 00:37:23,584 --> 00:37:26,712 Any last words that stump? 390 00:37:27,004 --> 00:37:30,007 - He is dead. - What the hell? 391 00:37:30,174 --> 00:37:32,969 It is damn too nauseating. 392 00:37:33,135 --> 00:37:37,598 - Now you can get a new asshole. - It is enough. Let him be. 393 00:37:44,856 --> 00:37:47,150 Black Riders. 394 00:37:58,828 --> 00:38:01,331 Son of Crane! Son of Crane! 395 00:38:01,498 --> 00:38:04,585 - Take him! - No! Help! 396 00:38:10,090 --> 00:38:11,967 Zandra! 397 00:38:13,218 --> 00:38:17,472 Nobody sits up against the Prince Volcazars riders go unpunished! 398 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,977 It explodes! 399 00:38:22,144 --> 00:38:23,938 Move! 400 00:38:29,401 --> 00:38:33,947 Hello! Who is it who ordered a double Manhattan? 401 00:38:34,114 --> 00:38:36,575 Ouch, my ass! 402 00:38:36,742 --> 00:38:37,826 1 10% ALCOHOL 403 00:38:37,993 --> 00:38:39,244 Curse! 404 00:38:53,092 --> 00:38:57,930 Fabulous, my lord. One hits more and you have beaten your record. 405 00:38:58,097 --> 00:39:02,685 But we must find the last Son of Crane before the next full moon. 406 00:39:02,852 --> 00:39:06,814 - You destroy my concentration. - I beg your pardon. 407 00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:13,697 - Hello? - The target escaped, sir. 408 00:39:13,864 --> 00:39:18,410 The task is harder than we thought. He enlists the help of a strong warrior. 409 00:39:18,577 --> 00:39:21,246 We will need reinforcement. 410 00:39:21,413 --> 00:39:24,041 I tolerate no insults! 411 00:39:24,208 --> 00:39:27,962 Bring them to me. Both of them. 412 00:39:41,183 --> 00:39:44,687 Do you know where we are? It seems as if we go in circles. 413 00:39:44,854 --> 00:39:49,275 The wind speaks to my soul. We are soon in elves' realm. 414 00:39:49,442 --> 00:39:53,404 You said that two days ago. We're lost, dammit. 415 00:39:53,571 --> 00:39:55,656 We die of thirst. 416 00:39:55,823 --> 00:39:58,784 - Ha. - What is it that's so funny? 417 00:39:58,952 --> 00:40:03,206 I have heard of barbarians against and strength, but you have neither. 418 00:40:03,414 --> 00:40:06,125 You just go and whine and hiss. 419 00:40:06,292 --> 00:40:09,879 It's funny when you consider the family you come from. 420 00:40:10,046 --> 00:40:13,675 Why are you with if you think I whining? 421 00:40:13,842 --> 00:40:16,929 - What is your deal with the barbarians? - It's my own affair. 422 00:40:17,095 --> 00:40:19,848 Stop! See. 423 00:40:24,144 --> 00:40:28,065 - And that means ...? - We elves can communicate with everything. 424 00:40:28,232 --> 00:40:32,945 I unite myself with its soul and causes it to show us the output. 425 00:40:33,112 --> 00:40:40,828 Kormamin lindua ka'elja. 426 00:40:40,995 --> 00:40:43,581 Kormamin lindua ... 427 00:40:43,748 --> 00:40:47,585 Ouch! My beautiful elf lip! 428 00:41:00,473 --> 00:41:04,602 There. On the other side. There is no maze on the other side. 429 00:41:08,106 --> 00:41:11,318 The entrance to the elven kingdom. 430 00:41:11,484 --> 00:41:14,153 I did it. 431 00:41:23,205 --> 00:41:26,375 Elves Port, I greet you. 432 00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:31,838 Did you not think it was an entrance? 433 00:41:53,027 --> 00:41:55,988 - Oh! Wild! - Come on. 434 00:41:56,155 --> 00:42:00,534 Stop! First, our souls are weighed the gatekeeper. 435 00:42:03,413 --> 00:42:07,626 Only those of the right casting may be allowed to go through. 436 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:10,962 What about those not have the proper casting? 437 00:42:11,129 --> 00:42:14,466 Who? Well. They are crushed by the rock wall. 438 00:42:14,632 --> 00:42:18,052 - Well, shall we go? - Well it I can not. 439 00:42:18,219 --> 00:42:21,848 - What? - I am a miserable barbarian. 440 00:42:22,015 --> 00:42:24,726 I have not exactly the right casting. 441 00:42:24,893 --> 00:42:29,773 - It is not meant that way. - Forget it. We go around it. 442 00:42:29,940 --> 00:42:33,068 When you are on the raid, , follow the directory. 443 00:42:33,235 --> 00:42:36,947 The only thing we get out of it is to be killed. 444 00:42:37,114 --> 00:42:41,327 But now you call it a raid, remember that it is my cruise. 445 00:42:41,493 --> 00:42:45,831 And I decide that we go outside the ridiculous port. Come on! 446 00:42:54,757 --> 00:42:58,678 See. No booby traps, no gates, no anything. 447 00:42:58,845 --> 00:43:03,725 This expedition-nonsense is so predictable. If just thinking a bit outside ... 448 00:43:10,773 --> 00:43:14,277 - Ouch, my tailbone, man. - What the hell was that? 449 00:43:14,444 --> 00:43:18,240 We have offended gatekeeper. I sense ... 450 00:43:18,406 --> 00:43:20,700 ... great danger! 451 00:43:20,867 --> 00:43:23,036 Run! 452 00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,668 Faster! 453 00:43:33,964 --> 00:43:36,008 Ronal! 454 00:43:40,471 --> 00:43:42,098 Come! 455 00:43:50,147 --> 00:43:51,941 Ouch, man. 456 00:43:52,108 --> 00:43:55,862 Fool! Your moronic idea was to beat us all to death. 457 00:43:56,028 --> 00:44:00,407 I tried just to steer us out of trouble. 458 00:44:00,575 --> 00:44:04,746 You tried? Here the "samples" just not good enough, Ronal. 459 00:44:04,912 --> 00:44:08,290 On a mission there will always be problems. 460 00:44:08,458 --> 00:44:11,753 Solve them instead of going around it. 461 00:44:22,555 --> 00:44:25,308 This is the Elves Temple. 462 00:44:25,475 --> 00:44:29,312 The focal point of all wisdom in the world. 463 00:44:32,315 --> 00:44:36,194 Wisdom book of lies in the tower's upper chamber - 464 00:44:37,404 --> 00:44:41,200 - So the moon can read in the on his journey across the night sky. 465 00:44:41,366 --> 00:44:44,369 It is the holiest of holies. 466 00:44:44,536 --> 00:44:47,998 - Fair enough. So is it that we have to get up. - Hush! 467 00:44:48,165 --> 00:44:49,875 See. 468 00:44:51,418 --> 00:44:56,715 No one from outside should get into. The King Archers have eyes like hawks. 469 00:45:08,269 --> 00:45:11,356 - Shit. - They kill everything they see. 470 00:45:22,909 --> 00:45:27,080 So it must be the hard way. I take the front two. 471 00:45:27,247 --> 00:45:29,875 No. 472 00:45:30,041 --> 00:45:32,293 - I do it. - What? 473 00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,587 Alone. 474 00:45:34,755 --> 00:45:38,008 Think about it. They kill you, as soon as they see you. 475 00:45:38,175 --> 00:45:40,219 I know, - 476 00:45:40,385 --> 00:45:43,638 - But they will not see me. 477 00:45:43,805 --> 00:45:48,226 There is not much left and I am the least of us. Wait here. 478 00:45:48,394 --> 00:45:52,482 This one I could have used in high school. 479 00:45:52,648 --> 00:45:55,860 What do l do? Smart, no? 480 00:45:58,696 --> 00:46:01,532 - What? - You are missing a spot. 481 00:46:04,035 --> 00:46:07,205 Fuck! It is empty. Fuck, it's typical. 482 00:46:07,371 --> 00:46:11,876 Relax, Ronal. They are small dumplings Nobody will notice. 483 00:46:12,043 --> 00:46:15,922 - Wait here. - Let be, Ronal. You will be killed. 484 00:46:20,051 --> 00:46:22,220 Ouch! 485 00:46:22,387 --> 00:46:29,644 "I have a headache," "I'm tired" "The kids wake up!" And blah, blah, blah. 486 00:46:29,811 --> 00:46:32,480 With such a wife is the bummer, one lives forever. 487 00:46:32,647 --> 00:46:34,023 Røvnederen! 488 00:46:34,191 --> 00:46:35,567 Ouch! 489 00:46:35,734 --> 00:46:37,861 Who's there? 490 00:46:42,157 --> 00:46:45,077 Well, there was not a damn thing anyway. 491 00:46:45,244 --> 00:46:49,707 - What then? Are you ready for this Saturday? - Are you crazy? I was born ready! 492 00:46:49,873 --> 00:46:53,585 - Coolest! - I just have to be psycho-baskelam! 493 00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,225 There is open. 494 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,565 Ouch! 495 00:47:28,538 --> 00:47:31,458 Fuck, I'm in bad shape. 496 00:47:51,395 --> 00:47:53,814 Oh! 497 00:48:07,912 --> 00:48:10,748 Accursed rat! 498 00:48:21,050 --> 00:48:22,677 Oh! 499 00:48:31,519 --> 00:48:34,022 Wow. There it is. 500 00:48:41,822 --> 00:48:44,909 So what is what here? Wreath sword - 501 00:48:45,075 --> 00:48:49,329 - Wreath sword how the hell finderjeg Wreath sword? 502 00:48:50,872 --> 00:48:52,499 There's that damn. 503 00:48:52,666 --> 00:48:56,628 Wreath sword. Well, but it was easy enough. 504 00:48:58,172 --> 00:49:01,008 It's like when no one who discovers. 505 00:49:05,971 --> 00:49:09,308 - A killer rat! - Kill the rat! 506 00:49:10,559 --> 00:49:13,145 Use the poisoned arrows. 507 00:49:14,897 --> 00:49:16,190 After it! 508 00:49:17,942 --> 00:49:20,737 Kill it! Kill it! Kill it! 509 00:49:22,822 --> 00:49:25,199 Faster! Shoot it down! 510 00:49:26,909 --> 00:49:30,162 - Ow, damn it! - Yes! Pig is down! 511 00:49:41,091 --> 00:49:44,553 Well, how much takes you to drink? 512 00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:48,890 - Nothing. I'll smoke me on the floor. - Did you get hold of Elrond mother's weed? 513 00:50:13,958 --> 00:50:15,752 Av. 514 00:50:19,338 --> 00:50:25,219 The card says that Crane was buried in eternity Mountain. 515 00:50:25,386 --> 00:50:28,848 My elfin soul feel it is far, far ... 516 00:50:29,057 --> 00:50:31,226 Is not it there? 517 00:50:31,392 --> 00:50:35,396 ... it is just nearby. Destiny is on our side. 518 00:50:35,563 --> 00:50:37,732 Av. 519 00:50:37,899 --> 00:50:39,359 Not. 520 00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,781 - I mistook you. - What? 521 00:50:44,948 --> 00:50:47,826 There in the temple. You did it. 522 00:50:47,993 --> 00:50:51,830 Yes, almost certainly. You do barbarians honor. 523 00:50:52,914 --> 00:50:55,125 Uh. Thank you. 524 00:50:56,877 --> 00:51:00,589 Well, but ... I have also an ax to be sanded. 525 00:51:00,756 --> 00:51:03,133 I got to thinking ... 526 00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:06,887 I've never really been told ... 527 00:51:07,054 --> 00:51:10,683 ... thanks for that you took with me. 528 00:51:10,849 --> 00:51:15,020 Actually anerjeg not know how would have done it without you. 529 00:51:15,187 --> 00:51:17,773 Uh ... okay. 530 00:51:19,275 --> 00:51:24,864 Well, we'd better get some sleep. Maybe we crown the sword tomorrow. 531 00:51:25,031 --> 00:51:29,702 I keep watch. We elves do no sleep. I can safely sleep. 532 00:51:30,661 --> 00:51:35,750 - May I ask you something, Ronal? - Uh, yes, of course. 533 00:51:35,917 --> 00:51:38,753 How are the barbarians? 534 00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,716 - They're not very clever. - I thought more ... 535 00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:45,843 How are they here? 536 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,681 Well. 537 00:51:49,848 --> 00:51:51,600 Uh. 538 00:51:51,766 --> 00:51:56,688 A barbarian is always ready to help one when you need it. 539 00:51:56,855 --> 00:52:01,401 Regardless of how dangerous and disruptive it is. And they go on raids constant. 540 00:52:01,568 --> 00:52:06,657 They are not afraid of anything. Hard to believe I am one of them, huh? 541 00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:11,913 - And they are good fighters, right? - Yep. The best in the world. 542 00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:15,666 It's just so hard to find a decent fighter. 543 00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:18,169 Yes. Uh, what? 544 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:22,172 I come from an ancient lineage of skjoldmøer. 545 00:52:22,339 --> 00:52:25,008 Far, far away from here. 546 00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:31,265 Our religion requires that I only marry the one who can defeat me. 547 00:52:35,937 --> 00:52:38,898 Many have tried to win over me - 548 00:52:39,065 --> 00:52:41,234 - But I was too strong. 549 00:52:41,401 --> 00:52:45,822 And for every duel I won, I was just stronger. 550 00:52:45,989 --> 00:52:50,077 Meanwhile, I could only watch as the other found himself a girlfriend. 551 00:52:50,243 --> 00:52:54,539 One by one. Eventually I was the only one left. 552 00:52:54,706 --> 00:52:59,294 It took longer and longer between that someone dared to challenge me. 553 00:52:59,461 --> 00:53:03,423 Then the suitors just up get. 554 00:53:03,590 --> 00:53:06,843 The top of the trunk became impatient. 555 00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:12,265 They told me to go into world to find a worthy husband. 556 00:53:12,433 --> 00:53:16,229 A warrior with the strength to defeat me. 557 00:53:18,230 --> 00:53:22,318 If one kills me, I will obey his slightest command. 558 00:53:22,485 --> 00:53:25,446 There have been no, who were strong enough. 559 00:53:25,613 --> 00:53:30,660 But everywhere I've been, say, Barbarians are the strongest warriors - 560 00:53:30,826 --> 00:53:34,288 - So maybe a barbarian from your village meet me. 561 00:53:34,455 --> 00:53:38,167 - That's why I went with you. - Uh ... Okay. 562 00:53:38,334 --> 00:53:40,670 - Okay, what? - Well, then ... 563 00:53:40,837 --> 00:53:44,841 What you just said, what it has to do with love? 564 00:53:45,008 --> 00:53:49,971 I would love that conquers me. I've waited so long. 565 00:53:51,347 --> 00:53:54,350 Wow. 566 00:53:54,517 --> 00:53:59,314 I have never told this to anyone before. 567 00:53:59,481 --> 00:54:04,736 It feels so ... nice. 568 00:54:10,409 --> 00:54:15,414 You know, Ronal? It is actually nice talking to you. 569 00:54:17,124 --> 00:54:19,168 You are also lovely. 570 00:54:19,335 --> 00:54:22,672 - Uh, talk to, I think. - Well. 571 00:54:22,838 --> 00:54:28,093 And if I had meant it in the otherwise, would we have beaten. 572 00:54:28,260 --> 00:54:33,682 - No, it would not be so fortunate. - It would be a little strange. 573 00:54:37,812 --> 00:54:40,315 - What was it? - I do not know. 574 00:54:40,481 --> 00:54:43,859 Hey, Elric. 575 00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:48,698 Elves do not sleep. 576 00:54:48,865 --> 00:54:54,663 - What is it that says the sound? - I sense a common voice. 577 00:54:59,793 --> 00:55:03,797 No one escapes Prince Volcazars anger! 578 00:55:03,964 --> 00:55:05,924 Ronal, beware! 579 00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:09,803 Zandra! 580 00:55:15,684 --> 00:55:19,062 - Curse! - Ronal, wait for me! 581 00:55:29,865 --> 00:55:32,576 Ronal! 582 00:55:32,743 --> 00:55:34,745 Oh, fuck! 583 00:55:52,055 --> 00:55:53,765 Satan! 584 00:55:58,103 --> 00:55:59,938 They are gone. 585 00:56:00,105 --> 00:56:02,983 No! Move! 586 00:56:04,734 --> 00:56:06,819 Zandra! 587 00:56:09,197 --> 00:56:12,075 - No, no, no. - We find her. 588 00:56:12,242 --> 00:56:15,829 If we go now so we collect them. Come. 589 00:56:18,999 --> 00:56:22,294 - What did you do? - I do not know. 590 00:56:27,341 --> 00:56:29,260 The Amazons. 591 00:56:48,696 --> 00:56:52,074 - It's stuck. - Congratulations, honey. 592 00:56:52,241 --> 00:56:56,704 ... simply so much sun. 593 00:56:56,871 --> 00:57:00,291 See my new shoes. Are not they amazing? 594 00:57:00,458 --> 00:57:03,962 - It's only women. - I died and gone to heaven. 595 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:10,260 - Hi, girls. What is happening? - What is that? 596 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:15,140 - Oh, totally botched stomach pouch. - Hello. Good to see you. 597 00:57:24,650 --> 00:57:28,195 High Queen, we have captured these women in the jungle. 598 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:32,741 We have taken them with them, so they can decide their fate. 599 00:57:32,908 --> 00:57:35,786 Stand them up. Let me see them. 600 00:57:49,467 --> 00:57:53,930 Maximum remarkable women. I've never seen anything like it. 601 00:57:54,097 --> 00:57:56,850 - What is it? - Ow! 602 00:57:57,016 --> 00:58:01,062 - One even has hair on his chin. - How clumsy! 603 00:58:01,229 --> 00:58:05,025 - High Queen. - Ten, shoddy girl. 604 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:09,279 - Who has asked you to speak? - We are not women. 605 00:58:09,446 --> 00:58:14,201 - Well, we are such men then, no? - Men? 606 00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:17,912 - Or so nearly so. - Men? 607 00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:27,839 Heaven be praised. The gods have heard our prayers and sent us two men. 608 00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:34,513 Finally the time has arrived where we can pursue our tribe. 609 00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,100 Before them the sacred mating cabins. 610 00:58:39,143 --> 00:58:41,437 - What? - What! 611 00:58:48,778 --> 00:58:53,032 We take the thin first. Him here we save for tomorrow. 612 00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:55,994 No, help. No, I will not! 613 00:58:57,912 --> 00:59:02,375 Honestly, man. It can not be l you know. I will also be paired with. 614 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:05,587 It's fucking typical it here. 615 00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:09,216 No! 616 00:59:17,015 --> 00:59:20,018 - Lord. - What's new? 617 00:59:20,185 --> 00:59:24,648 We have caught the warrior who has barbarian helped to escape. 618 00:59:38,579 --> 00:59:40,706 Looking at it. 619 00:59:42,875 --> 00:59:45,127 A skjoldmø. 620 00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:51,426 - And a very pretty one. - Give me a gun and let me fight. 621 00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:54,345 Each thing in its time. 622 00:59:56,639 --> 00:59:59,726 No one put a hand on me with impunity. 623 00:59:59,892 --> 01:00:02,561 So die then! 624 01:00:45,981 --> 01:00:51,028 Impressive. You are a woman of my choice. 625 01:00:51,195 --> 01:00:55,074 Sad that I will have to to kill you! 626 01:01:13,802 --> 01:01:15,637 What? 627 01:01:22,060 --> 01:01:24,980 Foolish woman. 628 01:01:42,956 --> 01:01:49,004 I know your rules skjoldmø. You must obey me now. 629 01:01:50,714 --> 01:01:53,425 It is your destiny. 630 01:01:53,592 --> 01:01:56,303 You have defeated me. 631 01:02:01,100 --> 01:02:04,437 Bunkering piercing is too fat. 632 01:02:04,604 --> 01:02:06,815 Double piercing is the shit. 633 01:02:17,617 --> 01:02:20,578 Yes! It was damn time. Is it my turn? 634 01:02:20,745 --> 01:02:23,832 The ceremony is over. You will be used tomorrow. 635 01:02:23,999 --> 01:02:27,169 - What? Tomorrow? - The queen's order. 636 01:02:27,335 --> 01:02:31,548 Come back! I will also be abused! 637 01:02:33,133 --> 01:02:35,969 - Did you lock? - Of course. 638 01:02:38,805 --> 01:02:41,141 Hey, what are you doing? 639 01:02:43,143 --> 01:02:46,813 - We must leave. - What about all the Amazons? 640 01:02:46,981 --> 01:02:50,651 Zandra is in danger. We must find Wreath sword and help her. 641 01:02:50,818 --> 01:02:54,363 - Can he wait a week. - We can not leave her behind. 642 01:02:54,530 --> 01:02:58,242 - Can not we find another warrior? - I want Zandra! 643 01:02:58,409 --> 01:03:02,747 Hello, you would not have her help to start with. 644 01:03:02,955 --> 01:03:07,668 Fuck you! I will be here and having hot love with hot babes. 645 01:03:07,835 --> 01:03:11,297 It's the only reason I was taken with the expedition. 646 01:03:11,464 --> 01:03:16,636 Oh, I forgot. You're not on expeditions. You're just fucking boring. 647 01:03:17,554 --> 01:03:20,265 Fine. Stay here. 648 01:03:21,891 --> 01:03:25,311 You are not to help a damn thing anyway. 649 01:03:36,073 --> 01:03:39,201 Oh, I just love the song. 650 01:03:44,039 --> 01:03:47,709 Damn! Fucking shit! 651 01:04:00,222 --> 01:04:03,934 Oh, what the fuck I walk in, man? Ronal, I come. 652 01:04:13,736 --> 01:04:18,574 - My queen? - I just had to see you. 653 01:04:19,325 --> 01:04:24,414 Ever since I saw you the first time is my body trembled with longing. 654 01:04:24,581 --> 01:04:28,835 I know it's against the rules, But I must have you. 655 01:04:29,002 --> 01:04:33,757 - If I may ... - I can not control myself. Take me! 656 01:04:33,924 --> 01:04:36,510 Take me! Oh! Yes! 657 01:04:42,849 --> 01:04:45,477 Take me! 658 01:04:45,644 --> 01:04:47,980 Stop! 659 01:04:48,147 --> 01:04:52,235 Unfortunately I can not, Mrs. Queen. My friend needs me. 660 01:04:52,443 --> 01:04:53,527 What? 661 01:04:53,694 --> 01:04:57,114 Maybe I can be taken prisoner again on the return trip. 662 01:04:57,281 --> 01:04:59,909 Alarm! 663 01:05:04,288 --> 01:05:09,502 - Pigs! Some men are pigs! - Insanity bitches, man! 664 01:05:12,380 --> 01:05:16,676 - L progresses from your responsibility! - And l pissing on board! 665 01:05:16,843 --> 01:05:20,180 Men just hung from my balls! 666 01:05:35,278 --> 01:05:36,863 Elric? 667 01:06:38,593 --> 01:06:42,305 It's all the first barbarians. 668 01:06:50,439 --> 01:06:52,399 Wow. 669 01:06:57,696 --> 01:07:00,032 Hello. 670 01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:05,246 I need your sword. I'll take good care of it. 671 01:07:11,752 --> 01:07:14,255 It is quite easy. Wow. 672 01:07:23,097 --> 01:07:25,808 Yes. I'm sorry. 673 01:07:33,441 --> 01:07:35,777 Zandra. 674 01:07:35,944 --> 01:07:37,738 I'm sorry. 675 01:07:37,904 --> 01:07:42,534 Time after time you escaped my best riders barbarian. 676 01:07:42,701 --> 01:07:47,956 And then straps you up here, just as my skjoldmø said you would. 677 01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:55,422 Wreath sword. The only weapon in the world that can harm you. 678 01:07:55,589 --> 01:07:57,091 Zandra? 679 01:07:57,257 --> 01:08:02,137 Excellent. You have served me well. 680 01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:08,143 - As you have commanded me, my lord. - What the hell is happening? 681 01:08:10,729 --> 01:08:17,027 Move! The barbarians are here a rendezvous with my mage. 682 01:08:34,337 --> 01:08:37,799 I sense that Ronal is in great danger. 683 01:08:44,055 --> 01:08:48,726 - Do what you must, sorcerer. - With pleasure, sir. 684 01:08:48,894 --> 01:08:51,855 - Ronal? - Gorak? 685 01:09:03,283 --> 01:09:05,994 - There you go. - No, no, no! 686 01:09:12,168 --> 01:09:17,465 Finally! Mighty Zaal, listen to your humble servant! 687 01:09:17,631 --> 01:09:21,510 Blood from the crown of the sons are gathered. 688 01:09:21,677 --> 01:09:25,473 Grant us access to your temple! 689 01:09:33,982 --> 01:09:36,443 What are you doing? 690 01:09:36,609 --> 01:09:42,240 Only once every ten thousand years, it possible for Zaal, Zakidernes god - 691 01:09:42,407 --> 01:09:49,539 - Get in touch with our world. I offer the ultimate sacrifice. 692 01:09:49,706 --> 01:09:55,003 The sons of the warrior who sent him into exile to the hereafter. 693 01:09:55,170 --> 01:10:01,009 And as a reward he will give me His divine power. 694 01:10:01,176 --> 01:10:05,097 All will undergo - 695 01:10:05,264 --> 01:10:07,725 - Or die! 696 01:10:18,861 --> 01:10:23,449 Pis. We can no longer reach without being detected. 697 01:11:03,574 --> 01:11:05,368 Ronal! 698 01:11:05,534 --> 01:11:09,997 What the hell's wrong with you? Come on! Lift your feet! 699 01:11:10,164 --> 01:11:12,833 Come on! Up the stairs with you! 700 01:11:13,792 --> 01:11:15,836 Wait here. 701 01:11:20,090 --> 01:11:22,426 - Ronal. - Alibert! 702 01:11:22,593 --> 01:11:25,680 - What? - Hold up, however. 703 01:11:25,846 --> 01:11:28,265 Going forward, you wretch. 704 01:11:29,934 --> 01:11:32,854 Ronal, where have you done Wreath of swords? 705 01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:38,275 There is nothing to do. It lies on the altar below. Hurry away. 706 01:11:55,919 --> 01:12:00,132 I am not satisfied, until they scream like the pigs they are! 707 01:12:05,095 --> 01:12:09,600 Mighty zaal we bestow you blood from the crown of the sons. 708 01:12:09,766 --> 01:12:12,978 Let your dark bless us. 709 01:12:15,606 --> 01:12:18,526 Soon I am more powerful than a god - 710 01:12:18,734 --> 01:12:22,780 - And thou shalt be my queen in the immortal life. 711 01:12:35,668 --> 01:12:38,129 Hey! What are you doing here? 712 01:12:38,963 --> 01:12:41,924 - Uh ... - Kill him. 713 01:12:42,091 --> 01:12:45,887 No, wait. I am master Alibert. 714 01:12:46,054 --> 01:12:48,431 And the bard! 715 01:12:48,598 --> 01:12:53,561 I'm here to play for your party ... just occult ritual. 716 01:12:53,728 --> 01:12:56,272 This one knows l may. 717 01:12:57,315 --> 01:13:00,610 your buff it makes me crazy 718 01:13:00,777 --> 01:13:04,155 on the dance floor can you see it 719 01:13:04,322 --> 01:13:07,325 your skull charm it gives me warm 720 01:13:07,492 --> 01:13:11,788 little cuddles sweet treasure 721 01:13:13,540 --> 01:13:16,710 - Shut up, crap. - Oh! 722 01:13:16,877 --> 01:13:20,172 - See you. - Come back, you little shit! 723 01:13:23,884 --> 01:13:27,638 Let The Chosen One step forward! 724 01:13:40,234 --> 01:13:42,903 - Hey, Ronal. - Wreath sword. 725 01:13:43,071 --> 01:13:45,907 - I make you free. - We must liberate the others. 726 01:13:46,074 --> 01:13:49,744 - I hurry as well as I can. - What the hell? 727 01:13:57,043 --> 01:14:00,672 Drop the splice. You have no chance. 728 01:14:00,839 --> 01:14:03,884 Come on. Give me your best shot. 729 01:14:11,099 --> 01:14:13,727 Beautiful. It was really ... 730 01:14:19,983 --> 01:14:23,195 - What the hell? - Sorry. 731 01:14:23,362 --> 01:14:32,830 What? 732 01:14:40,421 --> 01:14:43,424 It is here I fuckin looking forward to! 733 01:14:51,266 --> 01:14:53,351 Oh yeah! 734 01:15:00,775 --> 01:15:03,069 - Kill them. - But ... 735 01:15:03,236 --> 01:15:05,572 - That's an order! - Zandra! 736 01:15:05,739 --> 01:15:10,661 You belong to me, skjoldmø! Do not forget it. 737 01:15:10,827 --> 01:15:13,204 Yes, my lord. 738 01:15:21,672 --> 01:15:24,675 - Ronal. - You do not do it here. 739 01:15:24,842 --> 01:15:29,138 Volcazar has defeated me in a duel. It is my destiny. 740 01:15:40,733 --> 01:15:43,486 Zandra, that's me. 741 01:15:43,653 --> 01:15:47,741 It's completely ridiculous. Is this really your destiny - 742 01:15:47,907 --> 01:15:50,910 - To beat the only who love you to death - 743 01:15:51,077 --> 01:15:55,456 - Simply because some maniac has beaten you in a fight? 744 01:16:00,545 --> 01:16:02,589 Watch out! 745 01:16:03,298 --> 01:16:05,383 Ronal! 746 01:16:07,427 --> 01:16:08,929 Zandra. 747 01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:20,149 Let me go! 748 01:16:27,197 --> 01:16:31,076 Lord, make haste and bottom before it is too late. 749 01:16:33,746 --> 01:16:37,041 Clever boy. Down with the needle. 750 01:16:41,670 --> 01:16:44,047 Oh, shit. 751 01:16:48,094 --> 01:16:50,972 Die! 752 01:16:53,933 --> 01:16:55,601 No! 753 01:17:20,669 --> 01:17:24,298 The darkness must be aroused in Metalonien. 754 01:17:24,464 --> 01:17:29,469 The sound of screams must rise to the sky. 755 01:17:29,636 --> 01:17:33,598 All must submit to me - 756 01:17:33,766 --> 01:17:36,477 - Or die! 757 01:17:54,036 --> 01:17:56,247 Fuck! 758 01:18:00,543 --> 01:18:04,631 Lays Wreath! "Crane took his proud sword and drove with all his force - 759 01:18:04,797 --> 01:18:08,801 - The blade deep in zakidens shell skull burst. " 760 01:18:08,968 --> 01:18:13,473 You have to hit him up on his forehead. It is his weak point, man! 761 01:18:16,476 --> 01:18:18,812 It's impossible! 762 01:18:24,776 --> 01:18:28,697 There is nothing you can do here. Save yourself! 763 01:18:28,906 --> 01:18:32,159 - What? - It's not a place for you. 764 01:18:32,326 --> 01:18:33,994 Get out! 765 01:18:34,161 --> 01:18:38,290 No. I'm done running around it. 766 01:18:42,628 --> 01:18:45,589 Now you behave yourself damn well. 767 01:18:49,385 --> 01:18:52,430 Yes, indeed! Hit him in the forehead! 768 01:18:55,474 --> 01:18:58,102 - In the forehead. - What do you think I'm trying? 769 01:18:58,269 --> 01:19:02,148 I'll crush you like an insect! 770 01:19:10,406 --> 01:19:12,700 He is fucking killed. 771 01:19:12,867 --> 01:19:14,786 Oh, damn! 772 01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:23,294 May my aim be sharp as a hawk's and error-free as the great tit. 773 01:19:32,888 --> 01:19:35,474 So stand, be silent! 774 01:19:44,942 --> 01:19:46,819 No! 775 01:19:48,446 --> 01:19:50,490 Now I have you! 776 01:19:52,867 --> 01:19:54,702 Eat lute, your bitch! 777 01:20:18,518 --> 01:20:20,979 No, no. No! 778 01:20:29,571 --> 01:20:36,119 - Zandra! - My queen! Kill the fleas here. 779 01:20:44,753 --> 01:20:50,634 What do you do? Your honor greets you to serve me! 780 01:20:50,801 --> 01:20:53,345 No! It is finished! 781 01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:57,683 So die then! 782 01:21:06,818 --> 01:21:08,445 Zandra! 783 01:21:08,611 --> 01:21:13,533 Okay, folks, let's show them how barbarians are really struggling! 784 01:21:20,123 --> 01:21:21,875 Gorak! 785 01:21:27,005 --> 01:21:29,508 - Come on, guys! - Muscles! 786 01:21:34,638 --> 01:21:38,767 I am invincible! 787 01:21:51,405 --> 01:21:54,700 - What? - This one's for Uncle Gundars! 788 01:21:59,121 --> 01:22:00,873 Uh? 789 01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:27,567 Holy shit. My g-string sits right up the ass. 790 01:22:28,735 --> 01:22:30,695 Ronal? 791 01:22:36,243 --> 01:22:37,786 Ronal! 792 01:22:42,499 --> 01:22:44,376 Oh no. 793 01:22:58,724 --> 01:23:03,145 There are Ronal. The greatest barbarians of us all. 794 01:23:27,003 --> 01:23:31,132 - What happens? - He lives damn, man! 795 01:23:34,427 --> 01:23:37,639 I feel great love. 796 01:23:38,473 --> 01:23:40,392 It's so beautiful. 797 01:23:44,354 --> 01:23:47,774 Now I have not challenged you to a duel, right? 798 01:23:47,983 --> 01:23:49,485 You ... 799 01:23:49,651 --> 01:23:53,697 You have already conquered my heart, Ronal. 800 01:23:56,575 --> 01:23:58,619 Then it becomes cheesy. 801 01:23:58,786 --> 01:24:02,790 It's time for beer and beer, beer and beer. 802 01:24:02,957 --> 01:24:06,044 Beer and beer, beer and beer. 803 01:24:13,009 --> 01:24:15,136 Should l just see something sick? 804 01:24:15,303 --> 01:24:17,180 Wow! 805 01:24:19,265 --> 01:24:21,017 Øj. 806 01:24:21,184 --> 01:24:25,772 - Oh, that's good. - I sense a strong muscular rheumatism. 807 01:24:25,939 --> 01:24:29,276 I have also been tightened up on a leather cross an entire week. 808 01:24:29,442 --> 01:24:33,530 Keep just shut up, man. I want to say something important. 809 01:24:35,198 --> 01:24:38,910 For Ronal, the thirsty barbarians in the world. 810 01:24:40,370 --> 01:24:42,372 Cheers! 811 01:24:42,539 --> 01:24:47,419 - How the hell are you drinking? - Fucking barbarians, man. 812 01:25:00,641 --> 01:25:12,195 Ronal barbarian 813 01:25:12,361 --> 01:25:18,367 He was a weak boy balls had he not 814 01:25:18,534 --> 01:25:24,457 was not pierced anywhere 815 01:25:24,624 --> 01:25:30,672 he was a little geeky chest weak and somewhat cowardly 816 01:25:46,021 --> 01:25:48,982 big balls with hair 817 01:25:49,149 --> 01:25:52,027 hard balls hot babes 818 01:25:52,194 --> 01:25:55,155 with hair delicious babes 819 01:25:55,322 --> 01:25:59,201 tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles 820 01:26:04,582 --> 01:26:20,974 Ronal barbarian he rules 821 01:26:28,022 --> 01:26:30,775 big balls with hair 822 01:26:30,942 --> 01:26:33,737 hard balls hot babes 823 01:26:33,903 --> 01:26:36,614 with hair delicious babes 824 01:26:36,781 --> 01:26:41,411 tasty balls and oil-lubricated muscles 825 01:27:01,223 --> 01:27:07,605 we kæmpertappert shiny muscles 826 01:27:07,771 --> 01:27:12,901 we are champions 827 01:27:14,320 --> 01:27:20,868 thunder and lightning scary wild 828 01:27:21,035 --> 01:27:26,958 enemy we defy for we have balls 829 01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:34,090 together the team look we dress in leather 830 01:27:34,257 --> 01:27:40,722 Wow where we sweat sunburnt hordes 831 01:27:40,889 --> 01:27:44,601 with pierced nipples 832 01:28:41,409 --> 01:28:58,593 Ronal barbarian he rules