1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 SUBTITLES BY LUIS-SUBS 2 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:24,930 - Come on, come on. - Okay, all right. 3 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,764 Will you hurry up? 4 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,849 I'm home. 5 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,570 Afternoon, Miss Edna. 6 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,484 Penny, your mother called. 7 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,849 Tracy Turnblad, can't you say hello to Mrs. Malinski? 8 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,445 Mm, mm, mm. 9 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:52,844 Every day she's got to watch that Corny Collins Show. 10 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,929 Delinquents, if you ask me. 11 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,368 It ain't right to be dancing on TV to that colored music. 12 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:01,330 - She's just a teenager. - Hmph. 13 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,725 - Goodbye, Mrs. Malinski. - Goodbye, Edna. 14 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,367 Mashed Potato Feel it in your feet now 15 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:16,609 Mashed Potato Come on get the beat now 16 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:22,005 Baby, come on honey, come on baby 17 00:04:23,720 --> 00:04:25,802 Could you turn that racket down? 18 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:29,885 I'm trying to iron in here. 19 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:35,482 They found this dance was outta sight 20 00:04:35,640 --> 00:04:39,725 Doin' the lion sleeps tonight 21 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:45,404 Mashed Potato 22 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,567 Woo, yeah 23 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:51,445 Ladies and gentlemen, Corny Collins. 24 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,604 Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 25 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:58,964 That was Dee Dee Sharp and today's... 26 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,000 Thwip. ...Bull's-eye hit, "Mashed Potato Time." 27 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,522 We've got our first telegram of the day. 28 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:07,200 Thank you very much, Tammy. 29 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:10,284 "Please have Lou Ann Levorowski and I.Q. Jones lead a dance." 30 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:12,727 Signed, "your number one fan in West Baltimore." 31 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,644 Here they come. Come up here, kids. 32 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:16,484 - Hi, Corny. - Hi, West Baltimore. 33 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:19,962 You're a groovy chick. How long have you been a regular on the show? 34 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,828 I've been on the Council for five months. 35 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:22,625 And you, I.Q.? 36 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,881 Two out-of-sight years. 37 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,321 Heh, not bad. 38 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,562 God, he's gorgeous, Penny. 39 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:29,807 - Look at her hair. - Aah! 40 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,480 Gosh, I wish mine was that high. 41 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,887 And what's your favorite record from the survey? 42 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,371 "Gravy." 43 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:38,131 All right, here's I. Q. Jones and Lou Ann Levorowski... 44 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:41,250 leading our next dance, Give Me Gravy on my Mashed Potatoes. 45 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:46,970 I need gravy Give me, give me 46 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:49,441 Give me, give me gravy tonight 47 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,161 I knew you danced The mashed potato fine 48 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:56,369 But that don't show me That you're really mine 49 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,090 What's with dancin' Without romancin'? 50 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:03,847 So put that somethin' extra on the line 51 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,924 Give me gravy On my mashed potatoes 52 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,846 Give me gravy Come on and treat me right 53 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:14,721 Give me gravy You're the greatest 54 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:19,488 So give me, give me Give me, give me gravy tonight 55 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,720 Link, tell the home viewers where we'll be tonight. 56 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,121 Well, Corny, we'll be at the Parkville VFW. 57 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,482 For the Corny Collins Record Hop. 58 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,211 Stuck-up little spastic. 59 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,805 She's such a queer. 60 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:37,725 Parkville VFW, 8:00. What do you want to hear, Amber? 61 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,281 "Shake a Tail Feather" by The Five Du-Tones. 62 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,283 Here they are, The Five Du-Tones. 63 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,168 I heard about the fella You've been dancin' with 64 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,085 All over the neighborhood 65 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,323 So why didn't you ask me, baby? 66 00:06:59,520 --> 00:07:02,091 Or didn't you think I could? 67 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,403 I know that the Bossa Nova's Outta sight 68 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,086 I've seen him do the Bird all night 69 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:11,329 But, if that was you and me Out there, baby 70 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,689 I would have shown you How to do it right 71 00:07:14,840 --> 00:07:15,588 Do it right 72 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:29,640 Bend over Let me see you shake a tail feather 73 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:39,004 Twistin'! Shake-it, shake-it, shake-it Shake-it, baby 74 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:41,367 You should be on that council, not her. 75 00:07:41,560 --> 00:07:44,962 I know I should, Penny. Hey, I'm going to that hop tonight. 76 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:48,602 Oh, let me come. We'll lie and say we're going to the library to study. 77 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,285 - It's a deal, heh. - Heh. 78 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:52,966 - We'll meet 8:00, up on the avenue. - Heh. 79 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,966 Okay, young ladies. I've had just about enough of this screeching music. 80 00:07:57,160 --> 00:07:59,561 Mother, we're watching The Corny Collins Show. 81 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,568 Penny, your mother called all frantic. 82 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:04,131 She said you are punished. 83 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,884 I'm always punished. 84 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,566 And Tracy, I have told you about that hair... 85 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:11,530 all ratted up like a teenage Jezebel. 86 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:13,603 Oh, Mother, you're so '50s. 87 00:08:13,840 --> 00:08:17,003 Tracy's flamboyant flip is all the rage, Miss Edna. 88 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:20,209 Jackie Kennedy, our first lady, even rats her hair. 89 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:23,364 But Tracy ain't no first lady, are you, Tracy? 90 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,042 No, sirree, she's a hairhopper. That's what she is. 91 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:30,647 Now, I've got nothing but hampers of ironing to do... 92 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:33,041 and my diet pill is wearing off. 93 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,603 Tracy, I want you to go to your room and study. 94 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,569 And Penny, don't you be listening... 95 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:41,121 to every bit of nonsense my daughter tells you. 96 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,770 If I didn't know better, I'd swear she was mental. 97 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:50,165 Now what? More soiled laundry for Mommy, I suppose. 98 00:08:50,320 --> 00:08:52,243 Come in. 99 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:54,482 Edna, have you seen Penny? 100 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,961 Good Lord, Prudy, she's right over there. 101 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,321 Hi, Mom. 102 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:02,245 Penny Pingleton, you know you were punished. 103 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:06,041 From now on, you're wearing a giant P on your blouse every day to school... 104 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:10,444 so that the whole world knows that Penny Pingleton is permanently... 105 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,409 positively punished. 106 00:09:13,840 --> 00:09:14,887 Eight o'clock. 107 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:17,088 - Bye, Miss Edna. - Bye, honey. 108 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,608 I said no. 109 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,329 - Oh, stop. Stop, unh. - What is it? What is it? 110 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,289 Unh, oh, my God. 111 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,122 - Amber, what's the matter? - No, get off of me. 112 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,130 - Don't look at me. - Whoa, what's the matter? Amber. 113 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:49,405 What's the matter? 114 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:52,040 I happen to have a blemish. 115 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:57,047 You had three good close-ups today, period. 116 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,010 Why can't you dance up front where the voters can see you? 117 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:01,924 Leave me alone, Mother. I have a pimple. 118 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,402 Heh, you had to choose a colored record as your favorite song? 119 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:07,409 That's nice for the neighbors. 120 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:09,921 You got something against Connie Francis? 121 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:11,366 Shelley Fabares? 122 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,449 - I love Shelley Fabares. - Oh. 123 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,489 Amber, Amber. 124 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,324 Are you listening to me? 125 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:21,411 We have to have a little talk. 126 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:24,564 You know, if your father is forced to integrate Tilted Acres... 127 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,165 we're out of business. 128 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:28,971 So at least act white on television. 129 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,286 Leave me alone, Mother. 130 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,568 "Shake a Tail Feather" is a wild song. 131 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:34,927 It's got a good beat and you can dance to it. 132 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,286 Oh, God, of all nights. 133 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,808 A Corny Collins record hop, and I've got craters. 134 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,327 Unh, just pop it. Pop it. 135 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:44,323 Just relax. Relax. 136 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,131 Don't be ridiculous. Take it easy. 137 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:50,250 Tension is the worst thing for a complexion. 138 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,846 Come on. Lie down. Lie down. 139 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,604 No moping. 140 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,602 Mother is here. 141 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,046 You have beautiful skin, Amber. 142 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,763 There. It's gone. 143 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,322 Now it's time for you-know-what 144 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,767 Mother, I know all the dances. 145 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,169 Come on. Get up. Get up. 146 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:20,004 - Practice makes perfect. - Ugh. 147 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,924 I ought to know. 148 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:25,050 Don't forget, I was Miss Soft Crab in 1945. 149 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:29,040 And that title wasn't handed to me on a silver platter. I worked for it. 150 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:34,650 Now come on. A one, two, a one, two, three, pony. 151 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:38,441 Mash potatoes. 152 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,929 Faster. 153 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:46,244 Amber, I'd like to talk to you. 154 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:47,806 Yes, Daddy? 155 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,764 Don't stop. Cha-cha. 156 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,287 - I'm tired. - One, two, cha-cha-cha. 157 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,010 One, two, cha-cha-cha. 158 00:12:54,160 --> 00:13:00,566 I had some new campaign fliers made up today, all for Daddy's little girl. 159 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,929 Now, I want you to hand those out at the hop tonight to everyone. 160 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:05,923 Each and every one of those. 161 00:13:06,080 --> 00:13:08,321 - Twist. - Oh, Daddy, ugh. 162 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,131 No lip from you, Miss ingrate. 163 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,647 This campaign is costing us an arm and a leg. 164 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,929 New gowns, hairdresser three times a week. 165 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:21,130 Your hairspray bill alone is enough to eat up all the profits from the Tilt-A-Whirl. 166 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:24,847 Do as Daddy says or we'll send you to Catholic school where you belong. 167 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,401 - Right, Franklin? - That's right. Catholic school. 168 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:31,967 Pass the macaroni and cheese, please. 169 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,767 Did you take that appetite suppressant I gave you on Dr. McKenzie's orders? 170 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,440 Mother, I'm a growing teenager. I need food. 171 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,690 Let her eat, Edna. 172 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,565 Tracy, did you do your chores around the house today? 173 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,204 Not Miss Tracy, Cyd Charisse herself. 174 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,490 She's too busy ratting her hair and doing the Ubangi stomp. 175 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:56,725 Tracy, we all have responsibilities in life. 176 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:59,884 You may think owning the Hardy Har joke shop is all drudgery... 177 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,362 unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggie doo inventory... 178 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,646 but I love it. 179 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:09,326 You'll see. Work can be fun. 180 00:14:09,480 --> 00:14:13,166 Can I please be excused to go to the library to study? 181 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,287 Let's have a ball at the hall tonight 182 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:22,649 Boot it girl till the early bright 183 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,846 Make a scene with the record machine At the dancin' party tonight 184 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,968 Come on let's try mashed potatoes too 185 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,451 What's the problem, officer? 186 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,802 - This is a white establishment. - Oh, come on. 187 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,281 Hey, listen, we just came to dance. 188 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:41,209 - That's not fair. - Open your purse, please. 189 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:45,000 And everything's all right 190 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,449 Go. Go. 191 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,924 Mess around, Bristol Stompin' too 192 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,407 Pony now like it's all brand new 193 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,847 Any dance that you wanna do 194 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:08,486 Boys and girls, stay on the dance floor. Here comes the hottest tune of the day. 195 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,166 And it started right here in Baltimore. 196 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:18,326 And where did you see it first, kids? 197 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:21,689 The Corny Collins Show. 198 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:26,841 A big strong line, ladies and gentlemen. It's "Madison Time." 199 00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:29,086 I can do that dance. 200 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,845 It's Madison time, hit it 201 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:43,209 You're lookin' good A big strong line 202 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:48,403 When I say hit it I want you to go two up and two back 203 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,087 With a big strong turn and back to the Madison 204 00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,127 Hit it 205 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,045 No, you dance better than all of them. Go ahead. Go. 206 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,446 You're lookin' good 207 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,568 Now when I say hit it I want you to go two up and two back 208 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:09,441 Double cross Come out of it with the rifleman 209 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,169 Hit it 210 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,605 Crazy 211 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,240 Now when I say hit it I want the big strong "M" 212 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,971 Erase it, and back to the Madison 213 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,050 Hit it 214 00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:37,724 Walk on, you're lookin' good 215 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:50,326 Now then when I say hit it It'll be "T" time 216 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,485 Hit it 217 00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,607 Big strong line 218 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,724 Now when I say hit it I want the big strong basketball 219 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,491 With the Wilt Chamberlain hook 220 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,005 Hit it 221 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,203 Two points 222 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:21,967 Now this time when I say hit it 223 00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,761 I want the big strong Jackie Gleason And back to the Madison 224 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,125 Hit it 225 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:33,050 And away we go 226 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,841 Crazy 227 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,561 When I say hit it, go two up and two back double cross and freeze 228 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,165 Hit it 229 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:50,684 And hold it right there 230 00:17:57,360 --> 00:18:00,364 All right. Hold on to your hats, all you continental rockers... 231 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:04,570 because it's dance contest time, and we've got the wildest judge in town. 232 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:08,042 You listen to her every night on WEDD and she hosts Negro Day... 233 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,204 on The Corny Collins Show. The last Thursday of every month. 234 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,529 A warm welcome for the queen of Baltimore soul... 235 00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:17,968 Miss Motormouth Maybelle herself, ladies and gentlemen. 236 00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:21,044 Let's hear it, Baltimore. Motormouth Maybelle. 237 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:25,529 All right, here she comes, looking very fine. 238 00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:31,409 Ooh, wee, tiddley papa, I am a whopper. 239 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:40,722 Motormouth Maybelle is my name and, sweetheart, dancing is my game. 240 00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,971 Motormouth, Motormouth, Motormouth. 241 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,281 All right. 242 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:50,525 Chubby Checker and "Pony Time." 243 00:18:54,280 --> 00:19:00,287 Hey now let's party In the union hall 244 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:05,128 It's pony time When you hear this call 245 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,451 So get with it Don't quit it 246 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,489 Get up 247 00:19:12,640 --> 00:19:15,723 Okay, fatso, let's see what you're made of. 248 00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:18,969 With a big boss line 249 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,010 Well anyway you do it 250 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,924 You're gonna look real fine 251 00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:29,051 So get with it Don't quit it 252 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,964 Get up 253 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,647 Now you turn to the left When I say gee 254 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,371 You turn to the right When I say haw 255 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:41,364 Now gee Yeah, yeah, little baby 256 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:45,684 Now haw Yeah, oh, baby 257 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,764 Oh, baby, pony baby 258 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:54,131 Do it, baby Oh, baby, oh, baby 259 00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,123 Boogety, boogety, boogety, boogety 260 00:19:56,280 --> 00:20:02,162 Gonna see little Suzie Who lives next door 261 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,210 She's doin' the pony 262 00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:08,250 She's takin' the floor 263 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,526 So get with it Don't quit it 264 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,323 All right. 265 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:23,529 All right, Motormouth, just three couples left. 266 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,404 Tammy, bring on the applause meter. 267 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,690 Is it going to be couple number one? 268 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:36,522 Or is it couple number two? 269 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,603 Or shall it be couple number three? 270 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,163 All right. 271 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,607 I think we have a winner. 272 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,649 And that winner is... 273 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,964 I love them tender, Tracy and Fender. 274 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,485 All right. 275 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:07,966 Tracy Turnblad and Fender. 276 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,406 Tracy Turnblad, you are the queen of the hop tonight. 277 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:19,406 We hold auditions for the Council tomorrow. Come down, strut your stuff. 278 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,562 Oh, Corny, do you really think I'm good enough? 279 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:22,801 What do you think, Kids? 280 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,803 Yeah! 281 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:30,043 I hear you. Thanks for coming down, Tracy. We'll see you tomorrow. 282 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,522 Now, Motormouth, I think it's time we slowed things down a little... 283 00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,966 with Mr. Gene Pitney. 284 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:39,045 You can't hide your face in this godforsaken place. 285 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:43,569 Here in your own city, there's a town without pity, heh. 286 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,484 Gene Pitney, ladies and gentlemen. 287 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:04,281 When you're young and so and love As we 288 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:10,243 And bewildered by the world we see 289 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:16,601 Why do people hurt us so Only those in love would know 290 00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:22,563 What a town without pity can do 291 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:25,569 Whore. 292 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:43,606 How can we keep love alive How can anything survive 293 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,560 When these little minds tear you in two 294 00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:53,724 What a town without pity can do 295 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,364 No, it isn't very pretty 296 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:05,842 What a town without pity can do 297 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:24,090 Hey, diddily da Yeah, yeah, yeah 298 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,004 Come on and make a line 299 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,686 Continental, continental 300 00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:33,886 Hey, diddily dee Oh, yeah, you're looking fine 301 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,566 Continental, continental 302 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:40,566 Come on Let's go 303 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:44,566 It's continental time Continental, continental 304 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,530 Hey, diddily doo Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah 305 00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:52,368 This dance is all brand new Continental, continental 306 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:57,447 Hey, diddily doo Aha, it's such a ball to do 307 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,568 Continental, continental 308 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,764 Thank you, girls. 309 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:07,409 And now it's time to move on to a little something we call the spotlight. 310 00:24:11,960 --> 00:24:15,965 Okay. First girl, Miss Pingleton? 311 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,723 Uh, I'm just a little nervous. 312 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,968 This is show business, young lady. 313 00:24:22,120 --> 00:24:24,122 If you think you're nervous now, ha. 314 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,328 Wait till you're on the air. 315 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,966 Okay, first question? 316 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:34,087 Are you now, or have you ever gone steady? 317 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:37,529 Well, I'm not going with anybody now, but I'd love to date a Council Member. 318 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:39,489 - Pfft. She wishes. - Yeah, right. 319 00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,041 Come on. 320 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,282 Exactly how many sweaters do you have? 321 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,209 Gee, I never counted. 322 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,010 I guess about five. 323 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,646 Five? 324 00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,521 Next. 325 00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:58,171 Nadine Carver, Eastern High School. 326 00:24:58,320 --> 00:25:01,369 Are you aware Negro Day is the last Thursday of every month? 327 00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,211 Yes, I've been on it a few times. 328 00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:08,280 I feel the show should be integrated every day. 329 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:12,008 Can you relate to Lesley Gore's music? 330 00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:16,211 Look, she ain't no James Brown... 331 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:20,445 but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to. 332 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,568 Lawrence Welk? 333 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,131 Thank you, Nadine. 334 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,324 Tracy Turnblad. 335 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,443 Would you do a pimple cream commercial on camera... 336 00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,409 if Corny asked you to? 337 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,891 I'd be proud to. 338 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:44,171 Luckily, I've never been cursed with acne like others. 339 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,121 But I realize the devastating effect of skin blemishes... 340 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,964 on the social life of teenagers. 341 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:55,924 Would you ever, heh, swim in an integrated swimming pool, heh? 342 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,127 Oh, my God. 343 00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:59,806 - I certainly would, Iggy. - Heh. 344 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,325 I'm a modern kind of girl. 345 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,130 I'm all for integration. 346 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:05,567 Ugh, aren't you a little fat for the show? 347 00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:07,006 That's enough, Amber. 348 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:11,605 I would imagine that many home viewers are also pleasantly plump or chunky. 349 00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,525 Oh, come on. The show's not filmed in CinemaScope, heh. 350 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,841 You're out of line, Amber. 351 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,571 - Ow. - Corny, Tammy, can't you see? 352 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,491 - This girl's a trash can. - That's five demerit points. 353 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,763 You're suspended from the show today. Pack your things. Go home. 354 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,251 Oh, my God. 355 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,883 - I was supposed to lead ladies' choice. - I'm sure we can find a replacement. 356 00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,126 - Yes, Corny. - Please, wait outside. 357 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:39,086 The Council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws... 358 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,045 and come to a final decision. 359 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:47,004 Miss Edna! 360 00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:49,447 Miss Edna! 361 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,568 Penny Pingleton, you'll wake the dead. 362 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,006 Tracy's not home yet. 363 00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,925 Plus your mother called and she's on the warpath. 364 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,684 I know, Miss Edna. Can I come in? 365 00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,803 Oh, there's something you have gotta see. 366 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,803 Well, yeah, come on up... 367 00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:05,328 but I've got ironing and Wilbur's working. 368 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,926 Mr. Turnblad! 369 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,451 It's not war with Cuba, is it? 370 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,041 - Or more Negro problems? - No, you'll see. 371 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:22,323 Did poor Debbie Reynolds have a nervous breakdown? 372 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:23,686 This better be good. 373 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,162 Broad daylight and I'm sitting in front of a TV. 374 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,527 I've seen The Corny Collins Show., thank you. 375 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:34,049 - Just watch. - I just lost a $2.69 Silly Putty sale. 376 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,283 - This better be worth it. - Wait, you'll see. Just watch. 377 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,845 - What's your name? - I'm Ruby. 378 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,445 - And you? - Dee Dee. 379 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,409 - What about you? - I'm Lucille. 380 00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:44,324 Where will you be appearing tonight? 381 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,845 We'll be at the Royal Theater. 382 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,322 - At Motormouth Maybelle - All soul review. 383 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,164 All right, ladies and gentlemen... 384 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:53,527 a big hand for Baltimore's own Trinklettes. 385 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,444 I closed up shop for this? 386 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,965 Just wait. 387 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,645 Let's keep the music playing... 388 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,882 and the hits a-turning with Mr. Gene Chandler... 389 00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,010 because the Duke of Earl loves to cha-cha. 390 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,691 There, there. Look. 391 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,205 It's Tracy. 392 00:28:09,360 --> 00:28:12,842 Oh, my God. She's all peroxided up. 393 00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,485 I'll be damned. Tracy's on TV. 394 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:18,130 With a triple process, yet. 395 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,443 But Tracy was accepted on the Corny Collins Council. 396 00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:25,400 Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad, your daughter's a star. 397 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:30,602 And you, you are my girl 398 00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,810 And no one can hurt you, oh, no 399 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:37,247 See? She's already getting close-ups. 400 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,169 Does she get paid for this? 401 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:43,042 - Big as a house. - I think she looks pretty, Edna, heh. 402 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,808 Hello. 403 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,447 Uh, yes, I'm watching her now. 404 00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,281 You are? Well, thank you, heh. 405 00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,284 Yes. Good bye. 406 00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:05,482 That was Hilda from up Conklin Street. 407 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,250 She's going to send a telegram. 408 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:12,284 Oh, God, there she is. 409 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:24,569 Nothing can stop me, now 410 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,169 'Cause I'm the Duke of Earl 411 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:32,688 So, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 412 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,041 It's time to introduce someone very special. 413 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,204 A new Council Member making her first appearance on the show... 414 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,886 and we already have telegrams. Introduce yourself. 415 00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:52,682 Hi, Corny. I'm Tracy Turnblad and I go to Mervel High. 416 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,043 Well, someone out there likes you. 417 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,090 "Please, have the new girl lead a ladies' choice." 418 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:03,567 I was supposed to lead the ladies' choice. 419 00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,451 - Tell me, Tracy, are you going steady? - No, I'm not. 420 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,807 But there is somebody I've got a crush on. 421 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,931 Who, I'd like to know? She's just a child. 422 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,448 Well, let's see who the lucky guy is. 423 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,126 Ladies and gentlemen, a ladies' choice. 424 00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:20,363 Hi, Tracy. It's me, Penny. 425 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,329 She can't hear you. 426 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:29,289 She better hadn't dare. 427 00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:36,085 If you should lose me 428 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,641 Oh, yeah 429 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:42,167 You'll lose a good thing 430 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:50,245 If you should lose me 431 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,529 Oh, yeah 432 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,004 You'll lose a good thing 433 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,410 You know I love you 434 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:09,451 Do anything for you 435 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:15,164 Ugh, oh, God. He's violated the oath of the friendship ring. 436 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:21,481 Oh, don't cry, honey. 437 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:25,402 You'll lose a good thing 438 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,564 I'm givin' you one more chance 439 00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,291 For you to do right 440 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:42,686 If you'll only straighten up We'll have a good life 441 00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,649 That fat girl's no competition. 442 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:47,246 White trash, plain and simple. 443 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,847 For all we know, that girl could be high yellow. 444 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,961 Oh, Mommy, Daddy, I'll still be the queen of the auto show, won't I? 445 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,441 Oh, honey. 446 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,448 Tracy! 447 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,602 Tracy. 448 00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:20,246 No, she's not here. 449 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,687 Well, I'm sure she loves you too. 450 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:25,964 Yes, thank you. Goodbye. 451 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:27,531 This is amazing. 452 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,809 She's so popular already. 453 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,641 She could be one of The June Taylor Dancers. 454 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:40,930 Hello. 455 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,961 Well, yes, I am Tracy Turnblad's agent. 456 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,726 Give me a pencil. Quick, quick. 457 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,882 How may I help you? 458 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,326 Mm-hm, mm-hm. 459 00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:57,767 Here's Tracy. 460 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,449 Oh, Tracy, you were wonderful. 461 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,365 - Honey, we're real proud of you. - We'll be there. 462 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,681 Oh, sweetie, listen. 463 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,730 Tomorrow, get up just a bit closer so we can see you better. 464 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,083 And maybe even give the Hardy Har a little p-p-p plug, heh. 465 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,481 Oh, Mom, Dad. 466 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:17,291 Oh, Penny, my best friend. 467 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:19,124 I'm so happy. 468 00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:25,367 Finally all of Baltimore knows, I'm big, blond and beautiful. 469 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,289 You're a teen leader now. 470 00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,131 And the show biz offers are pouring in. 471 00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:33,329 Tonight we have an audition. Honey, this is only the beginning. 472 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,960 Stick with me and we'll claw our way to the top. 473 00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,406 Oh, God. 474 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:42,202 Fame, fortune, glamour. 475 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,681 And to top it off... 476 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,328 - ...I'm in love. - Oh. 477 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:53,887 Wow, Tracy, you're really tough. 478 00:34:09,200 --> 00:34:12,807 Oh, ooh, Tracy, what do you think about this one? 479 00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:14,007 - I like it. - Oh. 480 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,367 Wilbur would kill us if we spent that much. 481 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,046 You look gorgeous, Bertha. Simply exquisite. 482 00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:22,642 - Oh, I don't know, Pinky. - Have an éclair. 483 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,961 Oh. 484 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,891 Eat up, girls. Eat up. Big is beautiful. 485 00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,048 Tracy Turnblad. 486 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,409 Welcome to the Hefty Hideaway house of fashion for the ample woman. 487 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,211 - Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky. - Hi. 488 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:39,285 Mr. Pinky, I'm Tracy's business manager, Edna Turnblad. 489 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,727 Well, it's a pleasure to meet the both of you. 490 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:45,009 Here, we cater to big-boned gals like yourself who are stylish... 491 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:48,721 and at the same time frustrated by the lack of sizes in stores today. 492 00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,770 I saw you on TV. I want you to be my model. 493 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,366 Would, uh...? Would she be paid for this? 494 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,971 One free outfit a month. 495 00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,044 You start tomorrow. I hope there's no diets in the works... 496 00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:02,961 because I want to design your Miss Auto Show coronation gown myself. 497 00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:07,048 Could, uh, could you throw a pair of complimentary pettipants in the deal? 498 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,124 You drive a hard bargain, Miss Edna, and rightfully so. 499 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,523 Pettipants, pettigirdle, you just let Tracy take her pick. 500 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,247 How about a fabulous frock just for me? 501 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,351 Tracy has to work one extra day for free. 502 00:35:18,377 --> 00:35:19,150 It's a deal. 503 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,123 - Thank you, Mr. Pinky. - Ha-ha-ha. 504 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,682 I'm going to make you a star. 505 00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,446 I hope your father likes this. 506 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,080 He'll love it. You look beautiful. It's the new you. 507 00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:37,801 Oh, mom, come on. Come on. 508 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:39,246 - Go in the beauty shop? - Yes. 509 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,243 - You haven't done that in years. - No, ha, ha. 510 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,846 - Come on. You deserve it. - No, Wilbur will kill me. 511 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,889 - Come on. - Oh, okay. 512 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:48,651 - You really think I should? - Yes. 513 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,968 Come on, Mom. 514 00:36:04,040 --> 00:36:08,443 - Mama, welcome to the '60s. - Heh. 515 00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:13,888 - I'll talk to you after biology. - See you after PE, guys. 516 00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:20,844 In the figure shown, line segment AB and line segment CD... 517 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,843 are chords of the circle. 518 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,846 Line segment PA and line segment PC... 519 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,849 What is the problem, Mr. Davis? 520 00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,520 I can't see through her hair. 521 00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,250 I can't help it if he's short. 522 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:40,884 Your ratted hair is preventing yet another student's geometry education. 523 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,641 It's feathered, not ratted. 524 00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,640 Whatever you call it, it's a hair-don't. 525 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,968 You've been warned repeatedly. 526 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:54,171 I want you to take a little walk down to the principal's office. 527 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,049 Let's see what he has to say. 528 00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:16,250 Anyway, she was right in the car... 529 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:20,724 in plain sight of just everybody at the hop. 530 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,251 She was nude. 531 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,289 - No. - That fat thing? 532 00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,011 Tracy Turnblad is a whore. 533 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:31,327 Happy now? 534 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,687 - But, Mom, I didn't do... - Don't "but, Mom" me. 535 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,810 - I didn't. He's lying. Ow! - You are suspended. 536 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,203 - What was that for? - Give you something to whine about. 537 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,485 Miss Turnblad? 538 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:58,125 Have a seat. 539 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:00,282 Yes, sir. 540 00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,566 Once again, your hairdo is getting you in hot water. 541 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,401 Didn't two weeks in hairdo detention have any effect? 542 00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:15,726 Uh, I happen to be the height of teen fashion. 543 00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:19,407 You're on a one-way ticket to reform school. 544 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,843 Well, I'm afraid we're just going to have to change your homeroom. 545 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:28,131 Starting today, you report to class 10-D, room 108. 546 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,481 Special ed? 547 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:33,082 Yes, Miss Turnblad, special education. 548 00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,248 - But that's for retards. - Mm. 549 00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,243 And the black kids you try to hold back. 550 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,971 Here, you will be taught by specialists... 551 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:44,125 trained to deal with hairdo scofflaws in high-school society. 552 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,930 Mr. Davidson. 553 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,168 That will be all, Miss Turnblad. 554 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,285 The city of Baltimore has an interesting Catholic history. 555 00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:54,283 It was named after Lord Baltimore. 556 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,841 He founded the Maryland colony for Catholics... 557 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:00,846 and others who could not practice their religion in England. 558 00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:12,806 Hey, don't touch my stuff. I'll kick your ass. 559 00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:14,769 Take it back. 560 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,446 Teach us how to dance, honey. 561 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:45,883 Yeah, yeah. Go, go, go... 562 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:50,842 Good morning, class. 563 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,361 Good morning, Mrs. Shipley. 564 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:57,805 Now let's all stand and say the Pledge of Allegiance. 565 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:09,443 I pledge allegiance to the flag... 566 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,648 of the United States of America. 567 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,004 And one and two and three and four. 568 00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,606 Let's warm it up. And one and two... 569 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:24,525 Come on, Amber. Can't we just be friends? 570 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,245 You're acting like a child. 571 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,522 Here we go with jumping jacks. 572 00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:33,480 Let's go. And one and two and three... 573 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,846 Now, as you all know... 574 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,924 today is special education's turn at the dodgeball tournament. 575 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,451 Aw! 576 00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:45,164 So let's get into the locker room, put on those gym outfits... 577 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:49,291 and show them that special education is nothing to laugh about. 578 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,161 And three and four. Looking good. 579 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:53,810 Look, it's special ed. 580 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:03,127 This is special ed? 581 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,089 Special ed in the red! 582 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:21,367 All right, ladies, let's go. Let's play dodgeball. 583 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,006 Penny, they put me in special ed just because of my hair. 584 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,561 Hey, I saw you on The Corny Collins Show. 585 00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:32,927 Where'd a white girl learn to dance like that? 586 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:34,127 Just practicing. 587 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,851 Oh, and watching Negro Day on Corny Collins. 588 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,407 Hey, Thunder Thighs, this one's for you. 589 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,400 Grow up, Amber. 590 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:45,047 Mama says Negro Day ain't nothing but segregation. 591 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,565 - Your mama? - Yeah. 592 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:49,530 None other than Motormouth Maybelle herself. 593 00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,563 I'm Seaweed. 594 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:54,930 Hey, Penny, see the colored boy, the cute one? 595 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,526 His mother is Motormouth Maybelle. 596 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:59,284 He's gorgeous. 597 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,491 I'll get the fat retard. 598 00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,248 - Game over! Let's hit the showers. - Tracy? 599 00:42:17,240 --> 00:42:18,765 Tracy? 600 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,285 Did you see that? 601 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,808 Tracy? 602 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,766 You're all right, girl. 603 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,731 - Are you sure she's all right? - Yeah. 604 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,325 She'll be okay. 605 00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:33,002 It's not who wins. It's how you play the game. 606 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:37,321 Tracy, would you go steady with me? 607 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,606 Uh-huh. 608 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,240 Come on, everybody Clap your hands 609 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,721 Now you're looking good 610 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,804 I'm gonna sing my song It won't take long 611 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,402 We're gonna do the twist And it goes like this 612 00:42:53,560 --> 00:42:58,361 Come on let's twist again Like we did last summer 613 00:42:58,520 --> 00:43:04,607 Yeah, let's twist again Like we did last year 614 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:09,641 Do you remember when Things were really hummin'? 615 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:16,366 Yeah, let's twist again Twistin' time is here 616 00:43:16,520 --> 00:43:22,323 Yeah, round and round And up and down we go again 617 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,724 Oh, baby let me know You love me so 618 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:32,683 And then twist again Like we did last summer 619 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:38,649 Girl, let's twist again Like we did last year 620 00:43:38,840 --> 00:43:43,641 Come on, let's twist again Twistin' time is here 621 00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:53,323 Four, three, two, one. You're on the air. 622 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:57,207 Fatty, fatty, 2-by-4, can't get through the dressing room door? 623 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,883 Hi, I'm Mr. Pinky, owner of the Hefty Hideaway, 3311 Eastern Avenue. 624 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,283 Are you big-boned, got a glandular problem, but still want glamour? 625 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:08,364 Don't worry about it. The Hefty Hideaway has got it all. 626 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,444 This beautiful ensemble, being modeled by our lovely Tracy... 627 00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,400 is available in sizes 12 to 26. You heard me right. 628 00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:17,289 You need a girdle? We got them. 629 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:20,569 Even got large-size shoes for that continental Clementine look. 630 00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:21,921 Oh, my darling 631 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:24,691 All at prices you can afford. Big is beautiful. 632 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,207 Hefty Hideaway, Eastern Avenue. Come on in today. 633 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,408 You'll be awful glad you did. 634 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,083 - That's our little baby. - Ugh. 635 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,368 She's prettier than Elizabeth Taylor. 636 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,085 Thank you. It's, uh, a thrill to have you as a new sponsor. 637 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:45,080 And Tracy, you keep this up and you just may be crowned Miss Auto Show 1963. 638 00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,124 Remember, tomorrow is Preteen Day... 639 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,362 so bring your little brother or little sister... 640 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,684 or cousins or nieces or nephews and let those tykes rock'n 'roll on... 641 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,526 The Corny Collins Show. 642 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,050 I've never been to North Avenue. 643 00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,010 Don't worry. Seaweed gave me the directions. 644 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:10,206 Oh, my God! It's Tracy! 645 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,490 - Tracy! - What's your name? 646 00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:17,802 Oh, that's so sweet. 647 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,008 Thank you. 648 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,171 Penny! Hurry up. Hurry up. 649 00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,443 I gotta go. Thank you. Penny! 650 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,408 Taxi. Taxi. 651 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,042 Come here. Quick, quick. 652 00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,401 Follow that bus. 653 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,687 - Yeah, this is the place. - Wow. 654 00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,281 This is great. 655 00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:55,048 Look at that. 656 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,170 Never been to this part of town before, heh. 657 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,766 - Hi. - Hi. 658 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:10,371 There they are. Stop the cab. Stop the cab. 659 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:31,688 Come on, everybody Dig this dance I'm gonna put down 660 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:33,330 Is it the Watusi? 661 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,925 No, baby 662 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,368 - Is it the twist? - Un-un! 663 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:41,649 - Flap your wings - Flap your wings 664 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,849 - While the music swings - While the music swings 665 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:47,765 - Get with the beat, now - Get with the beat 666 00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,729 Ow! Lookin' real 667 00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,644 - Come on and work it baby - Work, work, work 668 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,280 - Come on and work it now - Work it, work 669 00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,920 Tracy Turnblad. 670 00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:05,163 You're my favorite dancer on Corny Collins. 671 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:08,130 I'm L'il Inez, Seaweed's sister. 672 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:10,760 Well, it's nice to meet you, L'il Inez. 673 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:14,129 Uh, this is my best friend Penny. Link you probably know from the show. 674 00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,442 Wow, you guys really came. Hey, everybody. 675 00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:19,484 This is Tracy, the baddest white dancer in town. 676 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:21,284 And this is Link. 677 00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:22,811 This is Penny. 678 00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:24,724 No matter what you heard... 679 00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:30,569 we are gonna teach the white children how to do the Bird. 680 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,328 Right. Come on. Come on. Watch. 681 00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,804 - Come on and work it baby - Work, work, work 682 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,243 - Come on and work it, honey - Work, work, work 683 00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:45,449 - Do the swim - Do the swim 684 00:47:45,600 --> 00:47:47,409 - Do the flea, now - Do the flea 685 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,761 Hey, Miss White Lady. 686 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,848 Hey, can you spare me a quarter, so I can buy me a taste? 687 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:00,122 Somebody, please, help me. 688 00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:02,044 Here, here. Take it all. 689 00:48:02,240 --> 00:48:03,969 - Take it. Take it all. - Uh... 690 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,162 Please, don't hurt me. Please. 691 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:13,801 Why, thank you. Thank you kindly. 692 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:17,565 - Help. - Ha-ha-ha! 693 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,331 No, no, no. 694 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:23,926 Oh, oh, oh! 695 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,242 - Officer. - Yes, ma'am? Can I help you? 696 00:48:33,240 --> 00:48:35,720 Let's get together tonight And play some hide and go seek 697 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:37,689 Let's play some hide and go seek Let's go 698 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,888 Ooh, the dirty boogie. 699 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,929 Well, I love you Love you, love you 700 00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,481 Tickle, tickle Hug me, hug me, hug me 701 00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,291 - You all hid? - Yeah! 702 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,528 If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 703 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,569 Bahh 704 00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:54,326 - Are you ready? - I'm not ready 705 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,641 Aw, man, let's hide this time 706 00:48:57,240 --> 00:48:58,844 I went down the road The road was muddy 707 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,685 I stubbed my toe My toe was hurting 708 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,286 - Who all hid? - Yeah 709 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,761 If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 710 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,122 Bahh 711 00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:12,327 Two bars of washing powder Two bars of soap 712 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,448 Already hid, you better holler Billy goat 713 00:49:14,600 --> 00:49:16,762 I went down the road The road was muddy 714 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:19,287 I stubbed my toe My toe wasn't hurting 715 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:21,602 Walk, don't jump To the bottom of the well 716 00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:25,287 Swam by the devil and he I'm not gonna say that 717 00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,080 - Who all hid? - Yeah 718 00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,322 If you ain't hid, you better holler Billy goat 719 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:32,608 Bahh 720 00:49:34,760 --> 00:49:35,921 Don't anybody come near me. 721 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,811 I'm armed, and I'm prepared to protect myself. 722 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,407 Oh, God, Mother. 723 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:48,168 I know you were snatched, Penny, and I've come to save you. 724 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,284 Oh, Papa Tuney, we got a loony. 725 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:56,446 Don't you try any of your voodoo spells on me, you native woman. 726 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:58,409 We're just dancing. 727 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,643 Mrs. Pingleton, stop acting crazy. These are our friends. 728 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,167 Don't act ignorant, Tracy Turnblad. 729 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,845 - Come on, Penny. - Mother. 730 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,651 Come on. Run. Run. 731 00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:10,689 Run for your life! 732 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,568 Don't push, please. Don't push. Settle down. It's hot. Please. 733 00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:22,123 If you'll just stay still, you won't be so hot... 734 00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,449 You're gonna do terrific, all right? 735 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:27,250 Oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun. 736 00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,090 Come on come on And do the fly with me 737 00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:46,843 Hey, come on everybody And do the fly with me 738 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:52,161 Well if you don't know how to do it Just watch and see 739 00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:55,488 You've gotta shake your hands All around 740 00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,608 Right over here. 741 00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:05,083 And then you buzz around the floor You can do it if you really try 742 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:08,528 All the girls and the guys 743 00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:11,650 Tracy! Aah! Tracy! 744 00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,446 What the hell? 745 00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:15,530 What are they doing here? 746 00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,045 Look what she's wearing. 747 00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:20,010 Hurry up, but watch your step. Hurry, but watch your step. 748 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,321 - You all together? - Yeah. 749 00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:25,246 Sorry, Preteen Day is a white-only show. Negro Day is the end of the month. 750 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,371 - You can come in or get out of the line. - You're gonna turn this little girl away? 751 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,642 I don't make the rules. You gonna come in...? 752 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,690 Aren't you aware of the Supreme Court ruling on segregation? 753 00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:38,686 What are you talking about? I just want you to either come in or don't come in. 754 00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:40,928 - I have a dream. - You heard the man. 755 00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:45,165 - You're holding up the line. - Segregation never! Integration now! 756 00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:46,731 Cut it out. Knock it off. 757 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,486 Segregation never! Integration now! 758 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,722 Come here. Come here. Hold them. All right. 759 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,287 - All right. - Integration now! Segregation never! 760 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,490 Okay, you little tykes. We got a real treat in store for you. 761 00:51:57,640 --> 00:51:59,563 A local group with a big hit record. 762 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,331 Let's have a warm welcome, come on, for the Lafayettes. 763 00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:10,522 - Mother. - Go on. What are you waiting for? 764 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,365 Well, life's too short 765 00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:19,965 And you're too sweet 766 00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:23,162 Every day of your life, child 767 00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,406 You've got to spend with me 768 00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:29,731 Now let me tell you about Sally 769 00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,281 She's a-really tough 770 00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,411 And girl you know about Emmy 771 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:39,811 There's some trouble outside. A little black girl who wants to be on the show. 772 00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:43,487 - Well, let her in, for God sakes. - The station management says no. 773 00:52:43,680 --> 00:52:46,684 She's with agitators. I'm afraid demonstration's in the works. 774 00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:49,241 Okay, I'll be there as soon as I can. 775 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,327 Where are you going? 776 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,126 - Wait, I gotta go. - You're a teen helper. You can't go. 777 00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:56,886 You can't change the world's problems in one day. 778 00:52:57,040 --> 00:53:02,490 A-no no, a-no no 779 00:53:03,680 --> 00:53:11,680 I, I keep a-tellin' you 780 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,687 Aah, I 781 00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,329 I said I told a-you baby 782 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,927 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 783 00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,243 - Please, sit down and stop this, please. - Hey, you. 784 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,528 - Can I ask you a personal question? - No. 785 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:31,406 - Is your daughter mulatto? - Why, you... 786 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,481 - Look at this. - How dare you call my daughter mulatto? 787 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,369 Tracy. Tracy, come back here. 788 00:53:38,560 --> 00:53:41,211 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 789 00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:44,085 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 790 00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:45,327 Two, four, six...! 791 00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,925 A-hey-hey 792 00:53:48,760 --> 00:53:50,649 A-hey-hey 793 00:53:51,360 --> 00:53:53,283 A-hey-hey 794 00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,681 Now, kids, we're gonna get real lovey-dovey. 795 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:13,207 One of your favorite records and one of mine too. 796 00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,966 Lesley Gore, sing your heart out. 797 00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:29,241 Can I, uh, have this dance? 798 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,289 Sure. 799 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:37,402 What difference does it make, Mr. Hodgepile? One little black girl? 800 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:39,403 Who are you, the NAACP? 801 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,007 But it's an easy way to integrate without trouble. 802 00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:44,571 Absolutely not. 803 00:54:44,720 --> 00:54:47,724 Baltimore is not ready for integrated dancing. 804 00:54:47,880 --> 00:54:50,121 And don't tell me what to say 805 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:54,080 And please, when I go out with you 806 00:54:54,240 --> 00:54:57,562 Don't put me on display 807 00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:02,521 'Cause you don't own me 808 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,250 Don't try to change me 809 00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,568 Ew! 810 00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:10,088 Two, four, six, eight! TV's got to integrate! 811 00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:11,964 Aah! That's the fuzz! 812 00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:15,051 That's it for today, kids. 813 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:18,124 See you tomorrow at 3:00, live at Tilted Acres. 814 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,000 I'm blue 815 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,723 I wanna tell all you people 816 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:08,484 I dropped a penny in the well Hopin' you would come back soon 817 00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:11,803 I couldn't believe what I heard 818 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:17,251 A fortune teller told me My love with you was through 819 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,563 I hope her reading was wrong 820 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,805 I hope she was wrong 'Cause you been gone too long 821 00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:26,928 - Come home - Hey! 822 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:09,522 Black Baltimore, your mother is ready to show her might... 823 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,081 and fight, fight, fight. 824 00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:13,441 Yeah! 825 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,487 All right, now. After school, you know where to go. 826 00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,563 Tilted Acres, for the show. 827 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:27,169 Segregation? No, no, no! 828 00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:32,370 No, no, no! 829 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,164 No, no, no! 830 00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,284 No, no, no! 831 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:45,969 All right, now. I want to introduce you to my main man. 832 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,690 I'm his biggest fan. 833 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,604 All the way from Louisiana... 834 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:52,127 just to see me, the big mamma jamma. 835 00:57:52,320 --> 00:57:56,041 Now, I want a ball in this hall, because he's a real doll. 836 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:59,562 Talking about Toussaint McCall. 837 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:21,290 I moved your picture 838 00:58:23,440 --> 00:58:25,602 From my walls 839 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:31,007 And I replaced them 840 00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:36,402 Both large and small 841 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,691 And each new day 842 00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:46,281 Finds me so blue 843 00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,522 Nothing 844 00:58:52,480 --> 00:58:55,689 Takes the place of you 845 00:58:56,480 --> 00:59:00,485 And oh, my darling 846 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:04,891 I'm so blue 847 00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,721 Because nothing 848 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:12,281 Oh, nothing 849 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:14,209 Takes the place of you 850 00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,801 I 851 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:24,930 I write this letter 852 00:59:27,320 --> 00:59:29,084 It's raining 853 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,209 On my window pane 854 00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:40,530 And 855 00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:44,284 I feel the need of you 856 00:59:46,200 --> 00:59:48,851 Because without you 857 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,085 Nothing seems the same 858 00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:58,725 So I'll wait 859 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,884 Until you're home 860 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:09,564 Again I love you 861 01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:14,162 But I'm all alone 862 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,248 And oh, my darling 863 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:25,887 Oh, Link, this is so romantic. 864 01:00:28,560 --> 01:00:30,289 I wish... 865 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:33,165 I wish I was dark-skinned. 866 01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,168 Oh, Tracy. 867 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:41,605 Our souls are black, even though our skin is white. 868 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:46,441 Oh, Seaweed. 869 01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:48,523 Oh, Seaweed, will integration ever come? 870 01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:52,890 Oh, Penny, my little white lily. 871 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:57,847 We're outcast from both societies, black, white. 872 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,729 Our love is taboo. 873 01:00:59,920 --> 01:01:02,924 Oh, go to second. Go to second. 874 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,165 Oh, yes. 875 01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,081 Seaweed, look. 876 01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:19,769 Tracy. Tracy Turnblad, It's your mommy. 877 01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:23,083 - Oh, my God, it's my mother. - She's gonna kill us. 878 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,727 - There they are. Tracy! Tracy! - I'm gonna die. 879 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,360 Where are they? Don't run, Tracy. 880 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,251 You'll fall. You have heels on. 881 01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,004 You'll fall, honey. 882 01:01:35,640 --> 01:01:39,008 Hello, hello! Oh, thank God. Can we please come in for a little while? 883 01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:40,491 - Open up. - Please. 884 01:01:40,640 --> 01:01:42,642 - Oh, come on. - Open up. 885 01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:44,365 - Let us in. - Can we come in? 886 01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:46,045 - Please? - Come on, guys. 887 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:47,929 Come on. Come on. 888 01:01:51,160 --> 01:01:52,810 Like, hi, cats. 889 01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:54,321 Sit down. 890 01:01:56,640 --> 01:02:00,008 - You got the fuzz chasing you? - No, we were... 891 01:02:00,160 --> 01:02:04,085 - Wow, you cats are real beatniks. - Just like New York. 892 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:07,843 Day-o, day-o 893 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,527 Daylight's a-comin' And he wanna go home 894 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:18,128 - You two checkerboard chicks? - What? 895 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,409 You know, black and white, salt and pepper. 896 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:25,891 Well, yes, I'm a checkerboard chick, I guess. 897 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:28,242 Whoa! Whoa! 898 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,482 Phew! 899 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:33,964 - I'm an integrationist. - Yeah. 900 01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,327 We shall overcome someday. 901 01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:38,085 Not with that hair, you won't. 902 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:42,370 You look like a hairhopper to me. 903 01:02:42,520 --> 01:02:46,445 I mean, your hair is really uncool. 904 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:51,128 How do you get your hair so straight and so flat? 905 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:52,850 With an iron, man. 906 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:58,166 I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair. Dig? 907 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,527 I think we'd better get going now. The coast looks clear. 908 01:03:03,720 --> 01:03:07,770 Let's do some reefer. We'll get high and I'll iron the chicks' hair. 909 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:10,048 Reefer? Oh. 910 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:12,802 Drugs? 911 01:03:13,000 --> 01:03:14,331 Locoweed. 912 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:18,724 When I'm high, I am Odetta. 913 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,531 Let's get naked and smoke. 914 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,165 Cool. 915 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:26,368 Don't breathe it in. You'll be addicted. 916 01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,522 Later, sister, later. Much later. 917 01:03:28,680 --> 01:03:31,684 I saw the best minds of my generation Destroyed by madness 918 01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:34,451 Starving, hysterical, naked Dragging themselves... 919 01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:40,323 Angelheaded hipsters burning for The ancient heavenly connection 920 01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,801 To the starry dynamo In the machinery of night 921 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:46,686 Who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed And sat up smoking in the... 922 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,120 - Oh, hi, Dad. - Dad? 923 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:51,602 Don't "hi, Dad" me. The whole world saw you on the news. 924 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:54,121 Penny, this is Dr. Frederickson. 925 01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:57,841 He's a psychiatrist, and he's going to make you all better. 926 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,685 Feeling depressed, Penny? Want to talk about it? 927 01:04:00,840 --> 01:04:05,050 Think of all the white boys in school and how much you'd like to date one. 928 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:07,089 Be a good little girl and slip this on. 929 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,850 Shock treatments are the answer. 930 01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:11,810 - Come here, Penny. - What are you doing? 931 01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,327 Good girl. Good girl. 932 01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:16,767 - I love you, Seaweed! - Shut up! 933 01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:19,924 - Get her in the car. - It'll be all right. Get her, doc, quick. 934 01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:22,327 Prudy, this is totally unnecessary. 935 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,450 Come on, honey. Time to go home. You can see Link tomorrow. 936 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,286 We've been worried sick about you. This neighborhood's no place for a star. 937 01:04:29,440 --> 01:04:31,442 Get in that car before someone sees you. 938 01:04:35,640 --> 01:04:37,449 Tilted acres is not fair! 939 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,608 Racist people everywhere! 940 01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:44,760 Tilted acres is not fair! Racist people everywhere! 941 01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:56,126 - Get out of here. - Go back where you belong. 942 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,487 Well, personally, I have nothing against them. 943 01:04:58,640 --> 01:05:01,803 It's merely a matter of economics. 944 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,207 Tilted Acres will never be integrated. 945 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:07,409 - Segregation today. - Segregation tomorrow. 946 01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:09,483 Segregation forever. 947 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,610 Hey. 948 01:05:56,960 --> 01:06:00,328 One black face gets on camera, this show's off the air. 949 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,801 The kids don't care if blacks dance on the show. 950 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,485 This is ripping the city apart. 951 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:07,450 Motormouth Maybelle is out there, and she's our friend. 952 01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:10,729 We've done hops together for years. The kids love her. 953 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,922 The Corny Collins Show remains white. 954 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,491 Or you're all fired. 955 01:06:20,480 --> 01:06:24,405 Good afternoon, Baltimore, and welcome to The Corny Collins Show. 956 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,244 Yes, we are live from Tilted Acres. 957 01:06:26,400 --> 01:06:28,721 Hop in the car, bring the whole family, come out. 958 01:06:28,920 --> 01:06:31,685 Right now I want to introduce to you the top contenders... 959 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:36,522 in the Miss Auto Show contest, Amber Von Tussle and Tracy Turnblad. 960 01:06:39,880 --> 01:06:43,407 I understand you're both going to introduce a new dance in the show today. 961 01:06:43,600 --> 01:06:46,570 Yes, I am, Corny. It's called the Limbo Rock. 962 01:06:46,720 --> 01:06:50,327 And I bet some people will find it quite difficult. 963 01:06:50,600 --> 01:06:52,887 Here it is, the Limbo Rock. 964 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:05,606 Every limbo boy and girl 965 01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:08,366 All around the limbo world 966 01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:10,602 Gonna do the limbo rock 967 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:13,851 All around the limbo clock 968 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:16,526 Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick 969 01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:19,331 Jack, go under limbo stick 970 01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:22,086 All around the limbo clock 971 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:24,925 Hey, let's do the limbo rock 972 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:35,361 Good afternoon, Penny. 973 01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,010 Feeling better? 974 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,561 Getting in touch with your anger? 975 01:07:39,720 --> 01:07:42,087 Go, Tracy, go! 976 01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:46,683 Limbo ankle, limbo knee Bend back like a limbo tree 977 01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:49,491 Jack, be limber, Jack, be quick 978 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,211 Jack, go under limbo stick 979 01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,041 I watch that tramp and I'm embarrassed to be white. 980 01:08:00,200 --> 01:08:02,931 You know, Edna, I've been reading about these kids. 981 01:08:03,080 --> 01:08:06,562 Maybe Tracy could be some sort of campus leader. 982 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,246 Wilbur, it's the times. 983 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:11,164 They're a-changing. 984 01:08:11,320 --> 01:08:13,926 Something's blowing in the wind. 985 01:08:14,080 --> 01:08:16,924 Fetch me my diet pills, would you, hon? 986 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:22,451 Get yourself a limbo girl 987 01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:36,924 Go back to Africa where you came from. Your kind's not wanted here. 988 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,286 Baltimore, you saw it here first. The Limbo Rock. 989 01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,010 Thank you very much, Amber. 990 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,731 - I'm a winner, Corny. - Well, Amber, you won the dance... 991 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:47,770 but let's check the election results to see how you're doing. 992 01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:52,211 We have an upset. 993 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,728 For the first time, Tracy Turnblad is number one with a bullet. 994 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:58,806 What do you have to say for yourself, Tracy? 995 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:02,567 If elected, I plan to represent all of Baltimore. 996 01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:05,161 Today I'd like to introduce a brand-new dance... 997 01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:07,766 and dedicate it to some of my special friends... 998 01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:11,367 who, because of small-minded people, can't be here with me today. 999 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,050 My dance is called the Waddle. 1000 01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,168 That girl's got roaches in her hair. 1001 01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:17,250 Roaches? 1002 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:19,846 My little Tracy's a clean teen. 1003 01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,684 There's no bugs on our baby. 1004 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,121 I'm not kidding. I just saw one. 1005 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:26,089 Amber, you're such a comedian, heh. 1006 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:29,449 Ladies and gentlemen, Tracy Turnblad and the Waddle. 1007 01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:08,405 You all make me sick. 1008 01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:13,290 - Tammy. - What is going on here? 1009 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:15,807 - Look, we had nothing to do with it. - It isn't our fault. 1010 01:10:17,520 --> 01:10:18,726 Seaweed, come on. 1011 01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:20,365 Seaweed. 1012 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:24,730 Tracy, just keep dancing. 1013 01:10:24,880 --> 01:10:26,882 Move it around here. What, are you crazy? 1014 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:28,690 Come on. Move out. 1015 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,082 That's why I would like to humbly state... 1016 01:10:31,240 --> 01:10:34,528 Daddy. Mommy. Daddy. Mommy. Daddy. 1017 01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,330 - There's a riot going on. - A riot? 1018 01:10:36,480 --> 01:10:38,608 - A race riot. - A race...? 1019 01:10:38,760 --> 01:10:40,683 - Yo, I'm talking to you. - Look, I have no... 1020 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,240 Everybody just stay calm. Stay calm... 1021 01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:58,091 You leave my boyfriend alone, you witch. 1022 01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,806 - You scum! - Stay back. Stay back. 1023 01:11:02,040 --> 01:11:05,487 Police brutality. Police brutality. 1024 01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,324 - Negroes. - Aah! 1025 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,403 - Black boys. - Aah! 1026 01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:15,281 Police brutality! Police brutality! 1027 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,728 Tracy! 1028 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:24,011 Tracy! 1029 01:11:24,160 --> 01:11:28,882 Link! Link! 1030 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,443 - Police brutality! - Tracy! 1031 01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,844 Hey, let her go! Tracy! 1032 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,050 Tracy! 1033 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,570 Tracy! 1034 01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:53,606 Good evening. Friday, June 5th, 1962. 1035 01:11:53,760 --> 01:11:56,491 Racially tense Tilted Acres amusement park... 1036 01:11:56,640 --> 01:11:59,120 long a tradition of Baltimore fun... 1037 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:02,605 Penny.Penny. 1038 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,651 - Seaweed? - Penny. How are you? 1039 01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:06,649 Why are you here? What happened to your head? 1040 01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:08,683 Uh, it happened at Tilted Acres. 1041 01:12:08,880 --> 01:12:11,884 - Get me out of here. - Okay. 1042 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:15,441 ...the on-location shooting of the TV dance... 1043 01:12:18,200 --> 01:12:19,850 Come on. 1044 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,845 - Thanks for coming. - Unh. 1045 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:25,162 They'll be held at Montrose Reform School... 1046 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:26,441 Come on. 1047 01:12:26,600 --> 01:12:28,728 - Identified as Tracy Turnblad... - Be careful. 1048 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:33,684 Girl, they gonna flip when they see the new you. 1049 01:12:33,840 --> 01:12:36,207 including Link Larkin... 1050 01:12:36,360 --> 01:12:38,249 That's Link Larkin, my boyfriend. 1051 01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,890 - Ooh! - Boyfriend. 1052 01:12:40,120 --> 01:12:42,361 - -Common-law boyfriend of Miss Turnblad... 1053 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:46,002 was listed in fair condition at Union Memorial Hospital tonight... 1054 01:12:46,160 --> 01:12:48,401 recovering from two fractured kneecaps... 1055 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:53,771 received in one of many incidents of violence that erupted today. 1056 01:12:55,880 --> 01:12:57,041 I love you, Tracy. 1057 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:02,010 Tracy Turnblad is a human roach nest. 1058 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:07,564 Is this the caliber of teenager we want representing Baltimore at the auto show? 1059 01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,400 Amber will be so proud of us. 1060 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:15,326 We're going to go down in the history books for this one, Velma. 1061 01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:19,320 Tracy's parents had an emotional appeal for their daughter. 1062 01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:22,291 Tracy, honey, we know you are innocent. 1063 01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:23,845 It's Miss Edna. 1064 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,886 - Has she always been that big? - We joined the NAACP. 1065 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:31,044 And we will fight in every way possible to get you released... 1066 01:13:31,200 --> 01:13:34,727 and back in front of the cameras where you belong. 1067 01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:35,927 Penny! 1068 01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:38,890 - Integration is no laughing matter. - God. It's Mother. 1069 01:13:44,760 --> 01:13:47,411 Black and white, take hands... 1070 01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:49,722 - Hey, it's Motormouth. - Mom. 1071 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:53,407 and let them know that we will not stand for racism. 1072 01:13:53,680 --> 01:13:56,160 Free Tracy Turnblad. 1073 01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,882 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad! 1074 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,923 - Free Tracy Turnblad! - Ahem. 1075 01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:05,691 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free...! 1076 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:11,809 Now, darling, aren't you glad that you were punished... 1077 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,201 and under psychiatric care? 1078 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:16,124 You could have been killed today. 1079 01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,770 I wish I was at a hootenanny... 1080 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:20,002 - in Harlem. - Ha, ha. 1081 01:14:20,200 --> 01:14:21,804 - What was that? - Ah, just the TV. 1082 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:24,611 I heard somebody laugh. 1083 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:27,930 Oh, my God! There are colored people in my house! 1084 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:30,082 I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest. 1085 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:31,685 Stop! Stop! 1086 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:36,407 - Paddy, stop them. - What the...? 1087 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:40,249 Come on, Penny. 1088 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,323 Penny Pingleton, I'm calling the cops. 1089 01:14:42,480 --> 01:14:46,644 You are no longer my daughter. You are punished even after you die. 1090 01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:03,563 It's a real pleasure to be here today in the city of Baltimore... 1091 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:06,200 at this wonderful auto show. Thank you very much. 1092 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:10,410 I have my aide here with the scissors and we're gonna take this opportunity... 1093 01:15:10,560 --> 01:15:14,121 to open the show here in the city of Baltimore. 1094 01:15:14,320 --> 01:15:15,970 - There we are. - Thank you, governor. 1095 01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:20,166 Wonderful to see you again. How are you doing? 1096 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:24,890 How do you do? So nice meeting you. 1097 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,923 You've got some spinach on your tie. 1098 01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:32,648 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad! 1099 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:36,043 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad! 1100 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,727 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad! 1101 01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:47,880 Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! Integration now! 1102 01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,526 Free Tracy Turnblad! Segregation never! 1103 01:15:53,600 --> 01:15:58,970 Now, just remember, if Amber loses, she walks off the set... 1104 01:15:59,120 --> 01:16:03,444 and then you throw the bomb. 1105 01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:06,328 Who the hell is Tracy Turnblad? 1106 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,323 She's an upper lower-class teenager... 1107 01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:10,960 who was arrested in yesterday's demonstration... 1108 01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:13,168 and is currently being held at Montrose. 1109 01:16:13,320 --> 01:16:16,529 - She is a hairhopper. - A what? 1110 01:16:18,080 --> 01:16:21,129 - Free Tracy Turnblad! - Jesus Christ. 1111 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:22,850 More integration pickets. 1112 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:26,089 This is a political hot potato and I wasn't even warned. 1113 01:16:26,240 --> 01:16:27,810 This came out of nowhere. 1114 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:30,008 We had no idea of her grassroots support. 1115 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:34,006 You keep the goddamn cops away before this makes the national news. 1116 01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:40,606 Free Tracy Turnblad! Free Tracy Turnblad! 1117 01:16:40,760 --> 01:16:42,842 Governor, governor. 1118 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:45,890 We must have some answers for our vast television audience. 1119 01:16:46,040 --> 01:16:49,328 Voters are demanding answers right here at the governor's mansion. 1120 01:16:49,480 --> 01:16:53,929 This demonstration's gonna turn nasty. We've got to get answers. 1121 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:56,560 - Hey, no police. No police. - Good evening, governor. 1122 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,882 - May I speak with you? - How are you, dear? 1123 01:16:59,040 --> 01:17:02,044 What are you doing? What is this? What's with the handcuffs? 1124 01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:08,126 Oh. 1125 01:17:08,280 --> 01:17:10,806 Hi, honey. I'm... I'm home. 1126 01:17:11,040 --> 01:17:14,601 Well, Baltimore, today's the big day. We're here live at the new armory... 1127 01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,843 for the grand opening of the 1963 Auto Show. 1128 01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,846 And who will be the dancing princess from our council to be crowned queen? 1129 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:23,604 We'll know right after this. 1130 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,929 No cops. No cameras. 1131 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:30,085 We're gonna work this thing out ourselves, aren't we? 1132 01:17:30,240 --> 01:17:32,402 Madame, you do have the key to these? 1133 01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:35,928 We'll talk about the key after you release Tracy. 1134 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:43,129 Stinky, stinky, stombo... 1135 01:17:46,840 --> 01:17:49,411 The moment of truth has arrived, ladies and gentlemen. 1136 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,046 - You, the audience, made your decision. - Excuse me. 1137 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:55,807 And here to announce the results we have Mr. Arvin Hodgepile... 1138 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,531 president of WZZT studios, ladies and gentlemen. 1139 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:03,249 Thank you. Thank you. 1140 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,489 We have a difficult situation with the votes tabulation. 1141 01:18:06,640 --> 01:18:08,881 The results were quite close. 1142 01:18:09,040 --> 01:18:12,487 Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! 1143 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:18,528 Tracy! Tracy! Tracy! 1144 01:18:18,680 --> 01:18:22,366 Technically, the winner is Miss Tracy Turnblad. 1145 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:23,965 Yeah! 1146 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,805 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Quiet. 1147 01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:43,482 Shut up, or we're going off the air. 1148 01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,290 Now listen carefully. 1149 01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:49,729 Since Miss Turnblad is in reform school, the judges have found her ineligible. 1150 01:18:51,640 --> 01:18:54,450 I would like to announce on behalf of WZZT... 1151 01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:59,811 the winner of the Miss Auto Show 1963, Amber Von Tussle. 1152 01:19:39,800 --> 01:19:42,644 Let's talk this over. We can discuss this. 1153 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:45,724 Oh, what...? Oh, wow. Let's talk it over. 1154 01:19:45,920 --> 01:19:48,287 - Leave him alone. - We can talk... I'll call. 1155 01:19:50,760 --> 01:19:55,049 Well, Amber, like it or not, you're officially Miss Auto Show 1963. 1156 01:19:56,840 --> 01:20:00,845 Any words for your opponent who many feel was the more popular winner? 1157 01:20:01,000 --> 01:20:04,686 I'd like to lead a dance and dedicate it to that loser. 1158 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:09,607 Tracy Turnblad, I hope you're watching, because this one's for you. 1159 01:20:09,760 --> 01:20:14,004 It's a brand-new dance, one that I'm sure you'll know how to do. 1160 01:20:14,200 --> 01:20:15,531 It's called the Roach. 1161 01:20:16,120 --> 01:20:18,043 Too bad you can't be here to do it. 1162 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,522 I'm the winner! Leave me alone! 1163 01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:23,808 Amber Von Tussle and the Roach. 1164 01:20:32,280 --> 01:20:35,727 There's a dance They're callin' the Roach 1165 01:20:35,880 --> 01:20:39,282 It's buggin' all the kids From coast to coast 1166 01:20:39,440 --> 01:20:45,641 Well now, form a big line Do the Roach 1167 01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:50,601 Everybody, now Squish, squash 1168 01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,649 Kill that roach 1169 01:20:54,240 --> 01:20:57,642 Well, there's a roach Upon my floor 1170 01:20:57,800 --> 01:21:00,007 For Christ's sakes, pardon Tracy Turnblad. 1171 01:21:00,160 --> 01:21:01,730 - All right! - Whoo! 1172 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:04,686 Free Tracy Turnblad! 1173 01:21:56,000 --> 01:22:01,450 Squish, squash Kill that roach 1174 01:22:18,640 --> 01:22:20,244 Tracy? What are you doing here? 1175 01:22:32,440 --> 01:22:33,521 I got something for you. 1176 01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:38,130 Amber. 1177 01:22:38,880 --> 01:22:41,804 Wait. Hold on. 1178 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:46,327 Baltimore, you are seeing history being made today. 1179 01:22:46,520 --> 01:22:51,162 White and black together for the first time on local TV. 1180 01:22:51,400 --> 01:22:54,927 - I hate you, Tracy Turnblad. - The Corny Collins Show is integrated! 1181 01:22:55,080 --> 01:22:56,366 Yes, all right! 1182 01:23:10,480 --> 01:23:13,404 Amber, we're going home now. 1183 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:15,324 No, Mommy, no! 1184 01:23:36,400 --> 01:23:38,801 Stop. Get away from me. Get away. Come on. 1185 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:41,611 I'm a married man with a family. Don't hurt me, please. 1186 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,082 Thank you. Thank you. 1187 01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:51,368 I love you, Baltimore. 1188 01:23:57,320 --> 01:24:01,086 I don't know about you, but I feel like dancing. 1189 01:24:02,960 --> 01:24:05,850 I've got the Bug. 1190 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:18,164 Everybody's jumpin' Movin' around 1191 01:24:18,360 --> 01:24:20,840 Nobody's standin' still Keepin' their ground 1192 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:24,209 You can't tell what'll happen When they pass it around 1193 01:24:24,360 --> 01:24:26,169 It's the bug 1194 01:24:27,880 --> 01:24:30,645 You got it, you got it You're all on your own 1195 01:24:30,800 --> 01:24:34,327 Somehow it seems better When you do it alone 1196 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:36,723 - What are you doing? Ow! - Give me that. 1197 01:24:36,920 --> 01:24:38,809 You little... Ugh. 1198 01:24:40,360 --> 01:24:43,648 Well, come on, baby Let's do the Bug 1199 01:24:43,800 --> 01:24:47,361 Mm, come on, baby And give me a hug 1200 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:50,086 Come on, baby My turn's long due 1201 01:24:50,240 --> 01:24:53,210 I wanna Bug Bug a hole in my shoe 1202 01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:56,523 Well, real bugs bug me No matter what size 1203 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,125 Come down. Come down. 1204 01:24:58,320 --> 01:25:00,368 - Itching powder. - Itching powder? 1205 01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:02,522 Oh, oh, oh! 1206 01:26:15,680 --> 01:26:18,923 - Let's dance! - Yeah!