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DARREN: You know,
sometimes it seems like
life is all planned out.

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There's no choice
in the matter.

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We're all gonna end up
in the same place,
whether we like it or not.

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But sometimes things
aren't so simple.

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You can end up hurting
the people you love
the most,

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betraying the people
you want to
come through for.

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That's not me.
That's my best friend, Steve.

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We've been best friends
since third grade,

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when he punched this kid,
Billy Utsch, for slamming
a locker door on my head.

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That's me.
I"m Darren Shan,
and this is my story.

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Oh, and, trust me, spending
this much time in a coffin

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was never part of my plan.

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Guess l'm just lucky.

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(SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)

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(STUDENTS CHATTERlNG)

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DARREN: Up until recently,
my life was pretty good.

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l was popular enough.

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l got good grades,
'cause my allowance
was tied to it.

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A's! l love you.
l love you.

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Yeah, that's the boy.
That's the boy.

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Hey, you.
BOY: What's up, D?

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DARREN: And l had
some cool friends.

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Hey, what's up?

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DARREN: Uh,
not including that dude.

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I mean, we were friends
in fifth grade, but he'd
become kind of a freak.

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See, that used to
matter to me.

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There was one thing
in my life that was
a bit insane, one friend.

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Hey.
My best friend.

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Let's cut, all right?
What?

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No, we're here.
Class is starting, man.

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All right, folks.

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What you got for me?

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Okay, listen,
l cannot deal with
that jerk today.

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All right, Mr. Perfect,
come on, take a risk.
Take a risk. Come on !

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(STEVE GRUNTS)

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(CLATTERlNG)

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So, hey, l'm thinking
about moving to Mexico.
You want to go?

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Yeah, sure. Why not?

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Yeah, you're not going
anywhere, Mr. Perfect.

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(GLASS SHATTERlNG)

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Oh, shit.

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Hey, man, l bet you can't
hit that light from all
the way back here.

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What? No, we're
gonna get busted.

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"Steve, we're gonna
get busted."

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Hey!
Rock. Come on.

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And so the Mutually
Assured Destruction policy
of the Cold War

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(GLASS SHATTERlNG)
was just that. Mad.

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What the heck is that?

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(MRS. SHAN SOBBlNG)

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l'm so sorry.

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lt's that Steve.
lt's that damn Steve.

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Uh. . .

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Did Darren tell you he got
an A on his math test?

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Yes, he did, honey.
Go to your room.

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You are not going
to be friends with
that Steve anymore!

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Mom, l'm not
five years old.

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You can't tell me who l can
and can't be friends with.

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You are on
a good path, Darren,

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and that Steve is
knocking you
right off that path.

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What path?

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The path to a happy,
productive life.

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To a good college,
a great job
and a family of your own.

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A happy, productive life.
College, job, family!

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College, job,
family!

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And one day,
if you're
really lucky,

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you'll be standing here
yelling at a teenager
of your own !

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DARREN: College, job,
family!

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College, job, family!

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College, job, family!
lt's not that hard !

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MRS. SHAN: Darren,
are you listening?

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So, wait. You. . .

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What, you told your parents
you're not gonna be friends
with me anymore?

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Yeah, but, l mean,
it doesn't mean anything.

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We're still like
best friends.

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Okay, like what,
secret best friends?

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Yeah, kind of.

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l mean, no, it's like. . .

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Look, l don't care
what they say.

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Bullshit.

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You do care what they say.
You do whatever they say.

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That's just who you are.

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You never stand up
for yourself
or anybody else.

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Maybe your parents
are right.

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Maybe you shouldn't
be friends with me.
l'm nothing. l'm garbage.

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You're not garbage.

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You're my friend.
You're my best friend.

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(MYSTERlOUS MUSlC PLAYlNG)

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Whoa!

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"Cirque du Freak.
One night only. The world's
greatest freak show.

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"Five hundred years."
What the heck?

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Dude, that
looks awesome.

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l can't go, though.
l'm grounded for two months.

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Right. And we're also
not friends anymore.

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What's this?

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A freak show?
This is illegal.

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l hope you weren't thinking
of attending this.

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Because the idea of taking
a group of disgusting,

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weird, deformed people
and exploiting them for
money... Not in our town.

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l'm assuming no one
in this class would
actually go to this.

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Hey. You know that means
something when the
moon looks like that.

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l read about it. . .

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ln one of your
vampire books?

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DARREN: l should explain.

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Steve was obsessed
with vampires,

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and I, on the other hand,
was obsessed with spiders.

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l don't know why.
lt was just like it was
in our blood or something.

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"Back in three seconds"?

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One, two, three.
lt's been three seconds.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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(THUDDlNG)

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(STEVE LAUGHS)

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Uh. . .

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Okay.

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l guess they want money.

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00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:17,074
Hey, l need two
tickets, please.

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00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,079
Hey! Hey!

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00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,749
Hey, come on.
l gave you the money,
give me the ticket.

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00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:27,293
(SNARLlNG)
Ow! Whoa!

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Holy crap!
God, what was that?

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Hey, come on !

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(FOOTSTEPS RETREATlNG)

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And it's gone.

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You okay?
Yeah.

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Hello?

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Are you boys 21 ?

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Are you 21 ?

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Say yes.

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00:11:04,748 --> 00:11:05,831
Yeah.
Yeah.

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00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:09,918
Good. You don't have
a tendency towards panic,

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sudden cardiac arrest
or crippling anxiety,
do you?

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00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,385
Say no.

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00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:21,805
No.
No.

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00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,726
All right, then.

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00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:33,067
Go ahead in.
Show is about to start.

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00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:38,781
(AUDlENCE MURMURlNG)

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Welcome.

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Welcome to the
Cirque du Freak,

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the oldest continuously
operating freak show
in the Western hemisphere.

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We have toured
for 500 years,

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bringing the bizarre
to generation
after generation.

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May l present the Wolfman !

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(ROARlNG)

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00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,859
(WOMEN SCREAMlNG)

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00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:19,738
(CLlCKlNG TONGUE)

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00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,742
(FLlES BUZZlNG)

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MR. TALL: (SOFTLY)
No sudden noises.

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(GROWLS)

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00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,629
Dude, he totally just
scratched his balls.

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(CRACKlNG KNUCKLES)

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00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:47,891
(AUDlENCE GASPS)

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00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:48,976
(ROARlNG)

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00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,186
(SCREAMlNG)
STEVE: No!

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00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,607
Call an ambulance!

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00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:57,359
lt's okay.
That's not necessary.

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00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,777
(MR. TALL CLlCKS TONGUE)

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00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,865
Good boy.

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00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,492
And stay.

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00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,879
(AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)

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MR. TALL: Ladies
and gentlemen,

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the enchanting
recycling queen,
Corma Limbs.

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00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:30,392
And now our resident
hunger artist,
Alexander Ribs!

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00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:32,644
(AUDlENCE GASPS)

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00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:37,274
Freaky-freak,
freak for freak freak.

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00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:41,153
Oh, look, a candy corn.

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00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:44,907
And next, Gertha Teeth !

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00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,663
And Rhamus Twobellies!

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l have arrived !

168
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,516
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

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00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,941
Hey, nice bike!

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00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,570
Come on.
That is so rude.

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00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:27,699
And next,
Evra the Snake Boy!

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00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:32,162
(BlPPO HlSSlNG)

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00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:49,972
Stay, Bippo.

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00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:55,310
So, l'm Evra Von Britow,
and we are Serpentine.

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00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,604
(SCOFFS)
Who's "we"?

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00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:01,650
There'll be some CDs for sale
in the lobby immediately
following the show.

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00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,902
(GUlTAR PLAYlNG ON AMPLlFlER)

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00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:07,990
(AMPLlFlER TURNS OFF)

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00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,116
(AUDlENCE LAUGHlNG)

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00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,909
Bippo! No!

181
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,161
Bippo, drop it,
spit that out!

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00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,872
Yes, l'm glad you're
all enjoying this so much.
lt's awesome.

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00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,542
Evra, please
be professional.

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00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,753
lt's not my fault.
l just want to play music.

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00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:23,255
We'll discuss it later.

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But. . .

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And now,

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the voluptuous,
the exotic,

189
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:35,309
the insightful
Madame Truska!

190
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:37,269
(EXOTlC DRUMBEAT PLAYlNG)

191
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:47,529
Do we have someone
brave enough to
be my assistant?

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00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,197
MAN 1 : Over here.
MAN 2: Oh, yeah.

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00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,116
Come on. Come on.

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00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,035
You.

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00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,295
(GASPS)

196
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,022
Who are you?

197
00:16:23,775 --> 00:16:28,570
My name is Fred Smith.
l'm from out of town.

198
00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:31,239
(AUDlENCE APPLAUDlNG)

199
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,926
Larten, finish your act
quickly, and let's leave
this town early.

200
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,803
What? l have someone
here tonight.

201
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,180
Ready for more?

202
00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:58,308
Larten Crepsley
and Madam Octa!

203
00:16:58,726 --> 00:16:59,768
(GASPS)

204
00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:03,063
Don't go on.
l have a foreboding.

205
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:05,190
You always have
a foreboding, beautiful.

206
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,942
Larten !

207
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,111
(PEOPLE EXCLAlMlNG)

208
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:14,700
Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.

209
00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:17,160
l am so excited to be here
in anonymous small town

210
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,454
which used to have character
but is now just a bland suburb

211
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:22,040
filled with chain stores
and surrounded by slums.

212
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,000
lt really is a pleasure
to be here.

213
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:25,377
And l am so honored that

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00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:29,381
blah, blah, blah and so on
and so forth, et cetera,
ad nauseum.

215
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:33,343
l'm afraid l have some
unfortunate news, however.

216
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:37,597
l had hoped to
present my usual act,
but my spider, Madam Octa,

217
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:41,184
seems to have escaped
from her cage and is
currently missing.

218
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:45,230
Use caution when retrieving
your belongings from
beneath your seats.

219
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:48,066
She is very poisonous.

220
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,526
But not to worry.

221
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:54,656
Tonight l will perform for you
some startling illusions.

222
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:59,411
First, a rabbit from a hat.

223
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,746
(EXCLAlMS)

224
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,080
(AUDlENCE GASPS)

225
00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:06,084
This is Madam Octa.

226
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:11,798
lnteresting fact, one bite
from this spider
means certain death.

227
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:15,802
But don't worry.
As long as l stay calm. . .

228
00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,512
She's beautiful.

229
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,849
lf l could just get
my flute, that usually. . .

230
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,018
(EXCLAlMlNG)

231
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,537
(PLAYlNG FLUTE)

232
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,267
Darren. His name's
not Larten Crepsley.

233
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,394
lt's Vur Horsten.
He's a vampire.

234
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,315
l saw his painting
in one of my vampire books.

235
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,821
lt's him. He's got
the same scars,

236
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:18,073
the same hair,
the same everything.

237
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,199
(AUDlENCE GASPlNG)

238
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,618
You seriously think
he's a vampire?

239
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,911
Yeah.

240
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,747
(PEOPLE SCREAMlNG)

241
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,931
May l have my spider
back, please?

242
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,604
Now, boys,
vampires don't exist,

243
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:53,316
but if one did and he
thought someone knew,

244
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,777
he might smother them
in their sleep.

245
00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:00,198
That's it! Show's over!

246
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,826
lt's Mr. Kersey.
Come on, let's go.

247
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:06,621
By order of the
Health lnspector,
this theater is shut down !

248
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,498
Good Lord, not again.

249
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:12,627
Welcome to the Cirque.
What seems to be the problem?

250
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,171
We don't want you
filthy people here.

251
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:16,506
That's not the problem.

252
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:21,595
The problem is you
are exploiting these
poor people for profit.

253
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:26,099
Thank you. Thank you
so much for looking out
for us.

254
00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:29,895
So you gonna let us
move in with you?
Give us jobs?

255
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,188
(ALL EXCLAlMlNG)
Freak!

256
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:37,110
GERTHA: So clumsy.
l felt like a manatee.
lt felt terrible.

257
00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:38,278
LOAF HEAD: No.

258
00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:45,243
Octa.

259
00:20:52,126 --> 00:20:53,752
Anyone here?

260
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:57,672
Whoa.

261
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,912
Hey, Octa. l'm Darren.
l'm a big fan.

262
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,839
(PLAYlNG HESlTANTLY)

263
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,138
CREPSLEY: (DlSTANTLY)
We can speak in private.
lt's the only. . .

264
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,520
We can talk in private.
The police have left now.

265
00:21:53,604 --> 00:21:56,106
GAVNER: So, this is
what you've been doing
with your life.

266
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,148
CREPSLEY: You didn't
like the act.

267
00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,274
(SOFTLY) l'm insane.
l'm insane. l'm insane.

268
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,111
Well, l saw the
spider bit coming.

269
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,530
Everybody's a critic.

270
00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:07,200
lt's not easy
to hold an audience's
attention these days.

271
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,454
To us and Charna's Guts.
To us and Charna's Guts.

272
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:16,167
Did you see that
fingernail moon tonight?

273
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:18,420
The first one
in 50 years.

274
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,840
Yes. l noticed it.

275
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:26,261
Look, Vincent's dead.

276
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,639
Murdered. Sucked dry
by one of them.

277
00:22:32,643 --> 00:22:33,643
(LAUGHlNG MANlACALLY)

278
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,353
They're after us, man.
They're after us.
They're after us!

279
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:37,355
Those damn Vampaneze!
They're gonna pick us off.

280
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,524
First Vincent,
then you, then me.

281
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,359
Why me before you?

282
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,696
Well, because l'm
the toughest, and they'll
save me for last.

283
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,781
Oh. Of course,
l forgot.

284
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,825
Well, what about
the Vampire Council?

285
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,618
They must have
something to say
about Vincent.

286
00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:54,831
Yes. They say good riddance.
They're a bunch
of wimps now, Larten.

287
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,834
They'll do anything
to avoid a war
with the Vampaneze.

288
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:02,630
There are no real generals
left, hombre. You and l were
the last of the Mo-Freakins!

289
00:23:02,715 --> 00:23:05,300
And to top it off,
Tiny's back.

290
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,596
Mr. Tiny?
Back from the other side?

291
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:13,767
Yes! Just last week
he was at the
Council Library,

292
00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:16,061
messing with
the Book of Souls.

293
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,812
He's trying
to destroy us all!

294
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:20,982
Megalomaniac!
That man's a megalomaniac!

295
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:37,165
And those murderous,
scumbag Vampaneze,

296
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,585
they're up to something, too,
and it's all connected.

297
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,879
lt's all connected.
l can feel it!

298
00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,341
Come with me.
We can avenge old Vincent.

299
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,592
Kill us some Vampaneze!

300
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,302
No. l'm sorry.

301
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,304
No? Why?

302
00:23:53,099 --> 00:23:54,516
l'm done fighting.

303
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,186
l left that life
for a reason.
l'm just a vaudevillian.

304
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,480
lt's a simple life,
and l like it.

305
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,564
(PANTlNG)

306
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,233
Steve.

307
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:07,487
l know who you are.
l know what you are,
Vur Horsten.

308
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:13,451
Who sent you?
The Apocalypse Monger?
The Blood Barons?

309
00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,662
No. . . No one. l. . .
No one sent me.
l just. . .

310
00:24:15,746 --> 00:24:18,123
l have these vampire books,
and l saw a painting of him

311
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,083
with some girl in,
like, 1 81 9.

312
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,753
lt said that she broke up
with him when she found
he was a vampire.

313
00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:24,921
(LAUGHlNG)

314
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:26,297
Did you hear
that, Gavner?

315
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:29,425
Missy broke up with me
because l was a vampire.

316
00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,762
Funny, l always thought
it was the only thing
she liked about me.

317
00:24:32,847 --> 00:24:34,931
Let the kid go.
Let him go.

318
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:39,227
Now, are you
mentally unfit?

319
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:42,814
Didn't you hear me
threaten you
at the show?

320
00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:45,233
l did.
lt was awesome.

321
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:51,573
You see, l want this.
l want you to make
me into a vampire.

322
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,827
l mean, vampires,
they don't take
crap from anybody.

323
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,662
They live by their
own set of rules.

324
00:24:57,746 --> 00:25:00,832
lt's true they do have
their own rules.
We wrote some of them.

325
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:05,044
Yes, and one of them
is children can't
become vampires.

326
00:25:05,129 --> 00:25:06,337
Look, look, blood.

327
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:07,422
(GASPS)

328
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:08,756
Blood.

329
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:12,343
You see, Gavner,
blood.

330
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,849
Look, if you
become a vampire,

331
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,894
you have to leave
your friends
and your family.

332
00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:23,771
lt's deeply depressing.
Trust me.

333
00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:26,858
Now get out of here.

334
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,948
l haven't seen
my dad in years.

335
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,328
My mom is drunk
all the time.

336
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,789
l absolutely hate my life.

337
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:47,128
l never actually
said it before,
but it's the truth.

338
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:52,133
This is what
l was meant for.

339
00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,428
What you're
meant for?

340
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,016
Well, if that's the case,
let's test your blood.

341
00:26:00,142 --> 00:26:01,309
No. No.

342
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:05,855
(SPlTS)

343
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:10,944
Who sent you here?
Your blood tastes of evil.

344
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:12,654
(SPlTTlNG)

345
00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,157
You can never
be a vampire.

346
00:26:17,910 --> 00:26:19,160
STEVE: What?

347
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,329
l have what, bad blood?

348
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,041
l'm never gonna
forget this.

349
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,920
One day, l promise you,
l will hunt you down.

350
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:30,296
And what?

351
00:26:32,466 --> 00:26:33,675
Kill me?

352
00:26:34,718 --> 00:26:38,846
Do you know how
easily l could kill you?
l could do it tonight.

353
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:42,767
l could knock you out
and lay you in front
of a bus,

354
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,102
and no one
would ever know!

355
00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:48,773
Calm down. Save that
stuff for the enemy.
He's just an idiot kid,

356
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:51,567
who should be
leaving right now

357
00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,195
while he still can.

358
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,280
(DOOR SLAMS)

359
00:26:58,742 --> 00:26:59,742
(SlGHS)

360
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,744
You're out there, man.

361
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:05,039
All right.
One for the road.

362
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,669
l'm headed back
to the Mountain

363
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:14,257
to try to convince those
old cowards to stand up
against the Vampaneze.

364
00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:19,095
Gavner, if we kill one
of them, it means war.

365
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,890
Wouldn't that
be a shame?

366
00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:28,938
Poor old Vincent.

367
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,234
You've been awfully
quiet under there.

368
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,236
(SlGHS)

369
00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:57,800
Get in.

370
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:04,932
(TAPPlNG)

371
00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:18,071
(WHlRRlNG)

372
00:28:20,366 --> 00:28:24,285
Thanks. Thanks,
l really needed a ride.

373
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:27,622
Oh, absolutely,
absolutely delighted.

374
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:29,040
(MURLAUGH GRUNTlNG)

375
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,503
Are you the one
known as Steve?

376
00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:39,425
No, l'm the one
known as Darren.

377
00:28:39,510 --> 00:28:41,844
l actually had a bike.

378
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:45,348
But l'll just get it
tomorrow in
the daylight.

379
00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,976
No need.
lt's in the trunk.

380
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:53,398
Now, if l
may ask, Darren,

381
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:59,654
do you believe
in the immutability
of the human soul?

382
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:02,865
The what?

383
00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:06,077
So, he knows nothing
of souls, does he?

384
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,622
Knows only
of blood, huh?

385
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:13,876
The pulsing,
the delicious,
the ruby red.

386
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:15,169
(WHlRRlNG)

387
00:29:15,421 --> 00:29:16,546
(GRlNDlNG)

388
00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:20,675
(CHUCKLES)

389
00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:24,971
Wow, wow, you know what?
You can just let me off
right here.

390
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:27,098
What's the rush?

391
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:31,894
After all, didn't we
save you from the scary,
scary vampire?

392
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:38,776
Doesn't act like
leadership material.

393
00:29:38,861 --> 00:29:42,363
Acts more like
a bag of blood.
Are you? Huh?

394
00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:43,656
Bag of blood?

395
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:46,033
Shows how much
you know, Murlaugh.

396
00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,744
l think he reeks
of potential.

397
00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:51,289
Ow!
Sorry.

398
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,041
Souvenir.

399
00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:03,301
We all have
a destiny, Darren.

400
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:07,096
And with a few
simple tests, we can
find out what yours is.

401
00:30:09,391 --> 00:30:11,601
Wonderful to
meet you, Darren.

402
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:15,354
lt's like looking
in a mirror.

403
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,492
Darren !

404
00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,203
We'll be in touch.

405
00:30:34,041 --> 00:30:35,374
(EXCLAlMS)

406
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,100
Freaky dream.
Freaky. Freaky.

407
00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:02,568
Hey. Hey, l'm gonna try
to get you some food, okay?

408
00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:06,489
Just hold on one sec.
l'm gonna go get some flies
from the window sill, okay?

409
00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:09,242
Hey. Why have you
been acting so weird?

410
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:12,703
l'm not acting weird.

411
00:31:12,788 --> 00:31:13,746
You were just talking
to your backpack.

412
00:31:13,830 --> 00:31:14,872
What?

413
00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:16,707
No, l wasn't.
Darren, yes, you were.

414
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,459
l wasn't.
Let me. . . Just let
me see it a second.

415
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:20,294
You see?
lt's just my backpack.
Seriously, stop it.

416
00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,672
Hey, give me my
backpack, man.
Hey, just let me see it.

417
00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,218
Holy shit! That's. . .
That's the. . .

418
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:30,680
Yeah, l went back to
the theater after the show
and l kind of borrowed it.

419
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:33,599
You stole from a vampire?
Do you realize
you're a dead man?

420
00:31:33,684 --> 00:31:34,934
Shh !
You're a dead man !

421
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:36,394
He's never gonna find me.

422
00:31:36,478 --> 00:31:37,937
Okay, just. . .

423
00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:42,567
Wait a second.
When did you go
to Vur Horsten's room,

424
00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,485
and what did you see?

425
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,574
All right,
l saw everything.

426
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,326
Steve, are you crazy?
Why would you want
to become a vampire?

427
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:56,289
Listen, you can't
understand.
You have everything.

428
00:31:57,165 --> 00:32:00,167
What do l have?
A secret best friend?

429
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:05,965
Hey, leave it
in there, okay?

430
00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,425
lt's fine.
l want to see it.

431
00:32:07,509 --> 00:32:13,097
Be careful.
Hey, be careful, okay?
Be really careful.

432
00:32:15,183 --> 00:32:16,601
(DARREN CLEARS THROAT)

433
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,604
This thing's even
more hideous close up.

434
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:20,730
Can you just put it
back now, please?

435
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:21,772
(SCHOOL BELL RlNGlNG)

436
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:23,024
(BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)

437
00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,538
DARREN: Okay,
l need the pipe.

438
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,208
GlRL: l got a B-minus
in history.

439
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,210
DARREN: No!

440
00:32:44,713 --> 00:32:45,880
(GlRLS SCREAMlNG)

441
00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,132
Oh, my gosh,
what is that?

442
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,467
(WHlSTLlNG)

443
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,386
(STUDENTS CLAMORlNG)

444
00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:03,022
Move!

445
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,231
DARREN: Steve! Wait!

446
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,400
(SCREAMlNG)
What's going on?

447
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,540
STEVE: Move! Get out of
the way, idiots!

448
00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:26,837
Watch out! Move!

449
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,632
Hey! Steve, don't!

450
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,512
Now l got you !
Hold still !

451
00:33:35,722 --> 00:33:38,933
What's the matter with you?
Whose side are you on?

452
00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:47,858
Hey! No! Hey!

453
00:33:58,787 --> 00:34:01,080
GlRL: Guys, look,
it's in his shirt!

454
00:34:01,206 --> 00:34:02,957
(STUDENTS SCREAMlNG)

455
00:34:05,252 --> 00:34:06,419
Get it off me!

456
00:34:06,503 --> 00:34:07,962
GlRL: Oh, my God !

457
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:12,133
(GRUNTS)

458
00:34:47,794 --> 00:34:51,338
So what have you come
to steal from me
this time? Thief!

459
00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:53,924
Nothing. Nothing.

460
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:59,013
Look, Octa bit my
best friend, Steve,
and he's in the hospital,

461
00:34:59,431 --> 00:35:01,223

in a coma,
because of me.

462
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:04,435
And l was wondering
if you had an antidote.

463
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:05,853
l do.

464
00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,062
Thank you.

465
00:35:07,147 --> 00:35:09,690
But l only have
a couple doses left.

466
00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:13,277
Why should l waste any
on some little psychopath?

467
00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,488
Please, l'm begging
you, okay?

468
00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,032
Look, l'm really sorry
l stole Octa.

469
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,660
l don't know
what came over me.
l never steal things.

470
00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,245
Why not?

471
00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:25,247
Because it's wrong.

472
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:27,625
So then you've learned
a valuable moral lesson.

473
00:35:27,709 --> 00:35:28,751
Yes, l have.

474
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:32,379
And you'll never do
anything wrong again,
as long as you live.

475
00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,589
No, l won't.

476
00:35:33,673 --> 00:35:36,884
You see? Now you're
a thief and a liar.

477
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,595
What did
Mr. Tiny want?

478
00:35:40,222 --> 00:35:41,222
Mr. Tiny?

479
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:43,015
The fat man
in the limousine!

480
00:35:44,893 --> 00:35:48,395
l don't know, something
about souls and. . .
And destiny.

481
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:50,147
And he knew
where l lived.

482
00:35:50,232 --> 00:35:53,984
Looks like you're
in deep shit,
my larcenous friend.

483
00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:57,530
Mr. Tiny doesn't just
take a random
interest in people.

484
00:35:57,614 --> 00:36:01,742
And the people he does
take an interest in
wind up dead or worse.

485
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,873
What's worse than dead?

486
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,417
Oh.

487
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:12,920
Lots of things.

488
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:21,971
All right. l'll do it.
l'll make you a bargain.

489
00:36:23,265 --> 00:36:26,851
You'll become my assistant.
l'll turn you into
a half vampire.

490
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:30,187
You'll be able to go out
in the daylight,
very useful for me.

491
00:36:30,272 --> 00:36:33,691
You'll do chores for me
and guard my coffin
on the road.

492
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:37,486
And in return, l'll try
and keep Mr. Tiny
away from you.

493
00:36:37,571 --> 00:36:40,489
Oh, and l'll save
your stupid friend Steve,

494
00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:43,659
despite the fact that
he threatened to kill me.

495
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:49,748
You'll save Steve?

496
00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:50,875
Why not?

497
00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:59,133
lf l became a half vampire,
would l have to kill people?

498
00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:01,927
lnterested, huh?

499
00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:06,724
Vampires don't kill
the people they feed on.
Vampaneze do.

500
00:37:06,808 --> 00:37:10,811
Big source of controversy,
war for about 80 years,
then a truce,

501
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:14,148
getting ugly again,
apparently.
But time's wasting.

502
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,653
Want to become a vampire?

503
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:24,325
lt's a lonely life,
but there's lots of it.

504
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:27,745
l can't make that
decision right now.

505
00:37:30,624 --> 00:37:33,584
Do you wanna go home
and ask your
mommy and daddy?

506
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:37,463
Do they make all the
decisions for good
little boys like you?

507
00:37:37,839 --> 00:37:39,340
No, they don't.

508
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:44,678
Poor Steve doesn't
have much time left.

509
00:37:51,978 --> 00:37:56,523
Fine, l'll do it.
To save my friend,
not for any other reason.

510
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,151
So get the antidote.

511
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:00,486
Right here.

512
00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,698
Thank you.
Thank you so much.

513
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:05,991
First things first.

514
00:38:07,202 --> 00:38:09,078
Let's test your blood.

515
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:13,874
What are you doing? l'm not
gonna bite you in the jugular.
l could kill you that way.

516
00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:15,709
Show me your hands.

517
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:20,547
Ow!

518
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:22,508
Mmm.

519
00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:27,388
You have good blood.
This will work. All right,
hold up your hands.

520
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:29,556
We're going
to exchange blood.

521
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:30,808
That's creepy.

522
00:38:30,892 --> 00:38:33,310
l know. But that's
how it's done.

523
00:38:43,863 --> 00:38:46,657
This may hurt when
it gets to your heart.

524
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:50,744
(HEARTBEAT ACCELERATlNG)

525
00:39:00,171 --> 00:39:01,547
l feel cold.

526
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:05,092
Lick your fingers.

527
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:18,480
Whoa, is that like
vampire power?
Do l have super-spit now?

528
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:22,151
Yes, you have super-spit.
The rest will take a while.

529
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,113
The rest of what?
What will l be able to do?

530
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,865
Can l, like,
turn into a bat
and stuff?

531
00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:29,950
No, that's bullshit.

532
00:39:30,910 --> 00:39:33,620
Now hop on my back.
We're going to flit.

533
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:35,080
We're gonna what?

534
00:39:35,165 --> 00:39:37,458
Just shut up
and hop on my back.

535
00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:41,712
(lNHALES DEEPLY)

536
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:46,133
(EXHALES)

537
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,217
(EXCLAlMS)

538
00:39:47,302 --> 00:39:48,427
(GASPlNG)

539
00:39:48,845 --> 00:39:51,388
You held your
breath, right?

540
00:39:51,473 --> 00:39:53,682
Did l not tell you
to hold your breath?

541
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,059
(GRUNTS)
Oh. . .

542
00:39:55,143 --> 00:39:56,310
Sorry.

543
00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:03,275
Hold on.

544
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,527
Why didn't we just
take the elevator?

545
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:07,613
l get claustrophobic.

546
00:40:07,697 --> 00:40:10,491
Strange, huh,
given where
l sleep every night.

547
00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:14,328
But somehow when it's
my own confined space,
it's different.

548
00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:18,957
He looks horrible.
Can you give him
the antidote, please?

549
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,714
She really
didn't like him.

550
00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,843
DARREN: Be careful.

551
00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:42,397
Hey, what are you doing?

552
00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:47,194
Shh.

553
00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,999
That's it, right?
He's gonna be better now?

554
00:41:01,084 --> 00:41:02,084
That's it.

555
00:41:06,047 --> 00:41:07,673
(ALARMS BEEPlNG)

556
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,133
(SlGHS)

557
00:41:10,844 --> 00:41:12,052
You are insufferable.

558
00:41:12,137 --> 00:41:13,470
Back! Stay back!

559
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:14,596
WOMAN ON PA: Code blue...

560
00:41:14,681 --> 00:41:17,599
You have no idea
how ridiculous
you look right now.

561
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,809
Code blue...

562
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:22,020
All right. lf you want
to pretend this isn't
happening, fine.

563
00:41:22,105 --> 00:41:25,399
But being a vampire
takes skill.
What is a code blue?

564
00:41:25,483 --> 00:41:27,025
Code bIue, code bIue...

565
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:29,778
Try not to do something
stupid like kill
your family.

566
00:41:29,863 --> 00:41:33,031
Code bIue, code bIue,
room 51 9, stat.

567
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,159
You are not supposed
to be in here!

568
00:41:35,243 --> 00:41:38,245
Code blue.
All available staff
please report to room...

569
00:41:38,371 --> 00:41:40,080
(ROCK MUSlC PLAYlNG)

570
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:46,670
BOY: lt must have hurt.

571
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:47,921
Yeah, it hurt.

572
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,757
lt wasn't. . .
lt wasn't fun.

573
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,009
lt's great
you're back.

574
00:41:52,093 --> 00:41:53,177
Yeah.
We missed you.

575
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:56,305
Well, well, well,
Steve is back, huh?

576
00:41:56,389 --> 00:42:00,559
So, Steve, what
you got for me?

577
00:42:10,945 --> 00:42:14,364
Stay away from
those brownies.
They're for dessert.

578
00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,491
Okay.
No brownies.

579
00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:17,618
Next. . .

580
00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,550
Hey, Darren, do you think
that this outfit looks
better on her, or this?

581
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:38,430
What's going on?

582
00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:42,726
(HEART THUMPlNG)

583
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,604
You look weird.
Darren.

584
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:47,898
(ROARS)
Darren !

585
00:42:47,982 --> 00:42:48,982
(SCREAMS)

586
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:52,986
Sorry.

587
00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:57,115
Sorry, l. . .
l was just pretending
to be a vampire.

588
00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,622
(BREATHlNG HEAVlLY)

589
00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,667
CREPSLEY:
Nice room.

590
00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,504
Some excellent
reading material
you have here.

591
00:43:10,588 --> 00:43:13,340
Thought this was all
on the lnternet now.

592
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:15,050
Mine's blocked.

593
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:16,134
Hmm.

594
00:43:16,761 --> 00:43:17,761
(SNlFFLlNG)

595
00:43:17,845 --> 00:43:21,348
Don't. . . No, don't
do that. Don't cry.

596
00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:24,518
Honestly. Stop, stop.
No.

597
00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,186
l'm not crying.

598
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,105
Of course not.
That's what. . .

599
00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:32,943
Look, l don't want
to hurt people, okay?
l'm not like you.

600
00:43:33,194 --> 00:43:35,279
l was this close away
from killing my sister.

601
00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:39,533
Perhaps you should have
thought of that before
you stole my spider!

602
00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:44,955
Look, l'm sorry,
but you can't stay here.

603
00:43:45,039 --> 00:43:46,581
You're going to
have to leave them.

604
00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:49,918
Like forever?

605
00:43:50,003 --> 00:43:51,378
Like forever.

606
00:43:53,006 --> 00:43:55,924
lt's time to admit that
to yourself, Darren.

607
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,351
But you can't
just leave.

608
00:44:07,270 --> 00:44:09,187
You're going to
have to die first.

609
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,653
(KNOCKlNG ON DOOR)

610
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,282
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

611
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:21,408
MR. SHAN: Hmm?

612
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:25,996
Hi. Hi.

613
00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:32,336
Hey, l just wanted to say
that you guys are really,
really good parents.

614
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:36,840
You're doing a great job,
and l'm sorry for not
doing all my chores

615
00:44:36,924 --> 00:44:39,092
and for complaining
so much.

616
00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:43,305
And l love you
guys a lot.

617
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:45,098
We love you,
too, sweetie.

618
00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:58,779
Bye, Annie.

619
00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:06,787
How old were you
when you became
a vampire?

620
00:45:08,122 --> 00:45:11,792
Twenty. lt was 1 803,
the third of May.

621
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,171
l'd just been left
by my fiancée,
Hesther Collins.

622
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:19,925
l thought she was
the most beautiful girl
in Baltimore.

623
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:23,553
l saw her again
60 years later.
She was an old crone,

624
00:45:24,972 --> 00:45:27,808
but my heart still
beat like a jackrabbit.

625
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:33,146
Wow, dumped, huh?

626
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,608
So big, bad, old Crepsley
became a vampire
'cause he got dumped?

627
00:45:36,692 --> 00:45:38,110
(LAUGHlNG)

628
00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,695
Have you ever
been dumped?

629
00:45:42,949 --> 00:45:44,366
Yeah.

630
00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,661
Then perhaps
you should be
more sympathetic.

631
00:45:47,787 --> 00:45:50,914
Here it is.
Drink up.

632
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,430
My lips are numb.

633
00:46:06,514 --> 00:46:07,556
Good.

634
00:46:10,685 --> 00:46:12,936
l've got pins and
needles in my hands.

635
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:15,439
Excellent.
That means
it's working.

636
00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:22,279
Nice night,
actually.

637
00:46:23,865 --> 00:46:26,658
ls that the Little Dipper
or the Big one?
l can never remember.

638
00:46:28,119 --> 00:46:29,536
Sorry about that.

639
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:33,039
l had to do that or they
would never believe you
were dead. Don't worry.

640
00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:35,208
There's no damage
to your spinal cord,

641
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,961
and l'll sneak into the
funeral home and fix
your broken neck.

642
00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:41,715
Oh, and sorry about
this next part.

643
00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,317
Darren,

644
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:05,739
l hate you so much
for leaving me here
with these idiots.

645
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:21,630
Darren.
Hey, Shan !

646
00:47:22,798 --> 00:47:24,966
Asswipe, are you
in there? Darren !
Steve.

647
00:47:25,051 --> 00:47:29,095
Okay, time out, time out.
Not about you.
We're all feeling grief.

648
00:48:21,816 --> 00:48:23,149
Wake-y, wake-y.

649
00:48:24,569 --> 00:48:26,361
Here.
Fill that hole.

650
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:30,282
l can't do that.
l'm all cramped up.
My legs are still numb.

651
00:48:30,658 --> 00:48:31,825
Can you feel this?

652
00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,660
Ow! What the heck?

653
00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:38,248
(SNlFFlNG)

654
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:40,709
Do you smell
a rotting corpse?

655
00:48:40,793 --> 00:48:42,168
Ha, ha, very funny.

656
00:48:43,045 --> 00:48:44,588
Get back in the grave.

657
00:48:44,672 --> 00:48:45,964
l'm not getting
back in the grave.

658
00:48:46,048 --> 00:48:47,757
Don't argue
with me. Get in.

659
00:48:47,842 --> 00:48:48,883
No.

660
00:48:50,011 --> 00:48:51,011
(GASPS)

661
00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:53,763
(CREPSLEY GRUNTlNG)

662
00:48:58,019 --> 00:49:02,939
Hello, old friend.
Old Crepsley.
How's the scar?

663
00:49:03,566 --> 00:49:06,234
Shall l give
you another?

664
00:49:08,404 --> 00:49:10,572
(BOTH GRUNTlNG)

665
00:49:11,157 --> 00:49:12,157
(SCREAMS)

666
00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:15,785
(MURLAUGH LAUGHS)

667
00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:53,031
(DARREN EXCLAlMS)

668
00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:00,580
Hello,
bag of blood.

669
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:03,917
You're coming with me.

670
00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:07,629
(EXCLAlMlNG)

671
00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:12,467
Run !

672
00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:28,441
(SPlTS)

673
00:50:28,526 --> 00:50:31,695
You come with Murlaugh now.
You're one of us.

674
00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:34,864
Not one of those
filthy vampires.

675
00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:37,617
DARREN: (MUFFLED)
Let me go!

676
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:40,954
Where are we going?

677
00:50:45,084 --> 00:50:46,084
(DARREN EXCLAlMS)

678
00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:50,463
Hold your breath.

679
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:52,215
DARREN: What? No, no,
no, no, no, no.

680
00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,016
(CAR HORN BLARlNG)

681
00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:05,270
Let's go!

682
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:06,730
Not yet!

683
00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:11,985
(HORN BLARlNG)

684
00:51:12,361 --> 00:51:14,237
Don't look behind you.

685
00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:23,538
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God !
Are you all right?

686
00:51:24,999 --> 00:51:26,332
Come here!

687
00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,504
(PANTlNG)

688
00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:34,132
Breathe.

689
00:51:34,759 --> 00:51:37,177
GlRL 1 : Right over
the plate!

690
00:51:37,261 --> 00:51:39,512
GlRL 2: Oh, my God.

691
00:51:39,597 --> 00:51:41,014
Do you know
those guys?

692
00:51:43,142 --> 00:51:44,601
Are we there yet?

693
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:45,769
Almost.

694
00:51:48,230 --> 00:51:49,647
(LAUGHTER ECHOlNG)

695
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,650
DARREN: Where are we?

696
00:51:52,985 --> 00:51:54,861
CREPSLEY: The Cirque's
winter campgrounds.

697
00:51:54,945 --> 00:51:57,030
You'll be safe here
if they let you stay.

698
00:51:57,698 --> 00:51:59,324
Try to fit in.

699
00:52:02,036 --> 00:52:03,203
Come on.

700
00:52:03,287 --> 00:52:04,579
So all the freaks
live here?

701
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,456
Yes.

702
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,418
(PEOPLE CHATTERlNG)

703
00:52:12,338 --> 00:52:13,588
(CLEARS THROAT)

704
00:52:13,672 --> 00:52:15,089
Don't stare.

705
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:23,389
MAN: lt's really. . .

706
00:52:34,568 --> 00:52:37,070
LOAF HEAD: You want to
go to my tent? You know,
we can rehearse in my tent.

707
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:39,239
GERTHA: l'm not gonna
rehearse in your tent.

708
00:52:39,365 --> 00:52:42,784
lt'll be great, you know.
You always have
fun in my tent.

709
00:52:48,791 --> 00:52:50,416
Wait here for me.

710
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:53,211
MAN 1 : Well, l was
thinking about it.

711
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,004
l mean, you're not
gonna be able to do
this forever, right?

712
00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:57,173
MAN 2: lf you set
everything up,
so l can just fill it out.

713
00:52:57,258 --> 00:53:00,927
Neutral. The Cirque
has always
remained neutral.

714
00:53:01,262 --> 00:53:03,221
That's how it has
survived all these years.

715
00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:05,723
You'll still
be neutral.

716
00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:09,519
l'm not trying to drag you
into anything. l'm trying
to keep myself out of it.

717
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:12,522
And why exactly
do you think Tiny
wants this boy?

718
00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:14,232
l'm not sure yet.

719
00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:16,526
But whenever Mr. Tiny
wants something,

720
00:53:16,610 --> 00:53:19,362
l make it my policy to try
and keep him from it.

721
00:53:19,446 --> 00:53:21,656
That's a
dangerous policy.

722
00:53:27,955 --> 00:53:30,665
Hey, what are you doing?
That's Mr. Tall's tent.

723
00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,960
Hi, l'm Darren.

724
00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,461
What are you
doing here?

725
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:36,880
(LAUGHS)

726
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,298
That's what l'm trying
to figure out.

727
00:53:39,133 --> 00:53:41,217
You can listen
if you want.

728
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,930
How much does
the boy know?

729
00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:47,557
Nothing.

730
00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:51,060
He's waiting by
my tent if you want
to speak with him.

731
00:53:51,145 --> 00:53:55,398
You know, Larten, the thing
you might not realize
about children is,

732
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:59,819
they don't always do
what they're told !

733
00:54:01,196 --> 00:54:04,157
Rebecca. Don't you
have work you
should be doing?

734
00:54:04,241 --> 00:54:07,744
Yes. Sorry, Mr. Tall.
lt won't happen again. l mean,
l don't eavesdrop on people.

735
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:08,953
lt was his idea.

736
00:54:09,038 --> 00:54:10,455
l didn't make you
do anything.

737
00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:12,332
Well, you couldn't make me
do anything if you tried.

738
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:13,499
Oh, really, huh?

739
00:54:13,584 --> 00:54:14,876
MR. TALL:
Enough. Rebecca,

740
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:18,713
l would like you
to take Darren
to Evra's tent.

741
00:54:18,797 --> 00:54:21,841
Evra will be his roommate
while he stays with us.

742
00:54:22,760 --> 00:54:26,346
You'll have to work, Darren.
Everybody here pitches in.

743
00:54:26,889 --> 00:54:28,097
That's fine.

744
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:32,894
l actually worked for
my dad's office a couple
of weeks this summer.

745
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:35,021
l did photocopies, so. . .

746
00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:43,780
This is on a temporary basis,
Larten. l can't endanger
everybody for your sake.

747
00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,698
Of course.
Thank you.

748
00:54:46,951 --> 00:54:49,827
So, what are you
doing here anyway,
with all these freaks?

749
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:53,331
Why? Do you have
a problem with freaks?

750
00:54:53,415 --> 00:54:57,585
No, l mean, they kind
of freak me out, but. . .

751
00:54:57,670 --> 00:55:00,380
They freak you out.
Clever, really clever.

752
00:55:01,590 --> 00:55:04,842
Well, l really have to
get back to work.
Harkat can show you the way.

753
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:08,221
Harkat, take Darren
to Evra's tent, please.

754
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:09,347
(GRUMBLlNG)

755
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,021
Well, you better
follow him.

756
00:55:21,777 --> 00:55:23,778
Okay, see you sometime.

757
00:55:26,907 --> 00:55:27,907
(CHUCKLES)

758
00:55:28,075 --> 00:55:31,577
No, l saw what you did
to my friend Steve's hand
at the theater, buddy.

759
00:55:33,664 --> 00:55:34,747
(GRUMBLlNG)

760
00:55:37,584 --> 00:55:40,461
Dude, l'm not giving
you my hand, okay?

761
00:55:43,090 --> 00:55:44,590
(WHlMPERlNG)

762
00:55:45,718 --> 00:55:47,343
l'm sorry. Here.

763
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:50,179
(SNARLS)

764
00:55:50,264 --> 00:55:51,514
TRUSKA: Harkat!

765
00:55:51,598 --> 00:55:55,852
You have to stop biting
people, or no one will
want to be around you.

766
00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:02,442
You.

767
00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:07,905
Death.

768
00:56:09,408 --> 00:56:12,785
Redemption. Despair.

769
00:56:14,288 --> 00:56:15,288
(EXCLAlMS)

770
00:56:15,414 --> 00:56:18,458
Triumph. Disaster.

771
00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:22,795
What did l say?

772
00:56:23,464 --> 00:56:26,799
"Death, redemption,
despair, triumph,
disaster."

773
00:56:28,510 --> 00:56:33,389
Well, don't worry about it.
Go ahead, Harkat.
Take him to Evra's.

774
00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,641
And no more teeth.

775
00:56:35,726 --> 00:56:36,726
(MOANS)

776
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:48,488
You mean, this is it?

777
00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:53,951
EVRA: Chill in the
laundry for a sec.
There you go. Good girl.

778
00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:59,332
Good snake. Love you.

779
00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:01,876
(HlSSlNG)

780
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:06,714
So, l guess we're
gonna be roommates.
So how are you f'd up?

781
00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,509
F'd up?
Freaked up.

782
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,302
How. . . What kind
of freak are you?

783
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:14,347
Oh, l'm not a freak.
l'm normal.

784
00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:16,724
You're normal?

785
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:17,892
No. l mean,
l'm half vampire,

786
00:57:17,976 --> 00:57:19,685
but l'm completely
normal.

787
00:57:19,770 --> 00:57:22,647
You're a half vampire,
but you're normal.

788
00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:25,691
l like that.

789
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:30,530
And don't worry about,
like, if l'm gonna drink
your blood or anything.

790
00:57:30,614 --> 00:57:33,866
l'm not gonna drink
anyone's blood.

791
00:57:36,537 --> 00:57:38,704
What a relief.
Okay, this isn't
awkward at all.

792
00:57:38,789 --> 00:57:41,165
This is your corner
of the tent. All right?

793
00:57:41,250 --> 00:57:43,417
You do not cross over
to any other part
of the tent,

794
00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:46,170
except to enter
and exit the tent.
All right?

795
00:57:46,255 --> 00:57:50,466
And you are never, ever
to touch my stuff, especially
this stuff over here.

796
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:52,718
This is my
recording studio.

797
00:57:52,886 --> 00:57:56,347
Oh, cool. Yeah, l. . .
l actually used to
have a drum set,

798
00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,934
but, you know,
my parents made me
give it away, so. . .

799
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,853
Mmm.
Yeah.

800
00:58:01,937 --> 00:58:04,272
Well, there are
no parents here.

801
00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:05,356
(CHUCKLES)

802
00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:08,151
Oh. . .

803
00:58:08,569 --> 00:58:09,735
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

804
00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:14,198
Yeah. Shedding,
itches like crazy.

805
00:58:14,741 --> 00:58:16,868
You should actually
go wash your hand off
before you get pink eye.

806
00:58:16,952 --> 00:58:18,035
(CLlCKlNG TONGUE RAPlDLY)

807
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:22,707
Did you forget to tell me
you were going to go away
for a couple of days? Huh?

808
00:58:23,041 --> 00:58:26,127
l can't believe you're
treating me like this.
l've been worried sick.

809
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:27,837
Why can't you just
get a cell phone?

810
00:58:27,921 --> 00:58:29,589
Because vampires
don't need cell phones.

811
00:58:29,715 --> 00:58:33,926
(SCOFFS) "Vampires don't
need this, vampires
don't need that."

812
00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:36,179
l'll tell you what
vampires need.

813
00:58:36,263 --> 00:58:39,473
They need to listen.
Didn't l tell you that
l had a foreboding?

814
00:58:39,558 --> 00:58:42,852
And what do you do?
You show up here
with that kid.

815
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:45,771
lt's been a long night.
l just flitted across
two states.

816
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,940
l think l'll just hit
the pine early.

817
00:58:48,066 --> 00:58:49,358
No, wait.

818
00:58:51,695 --> 00:58:54,947
You don't love me
anymore. lt's my beard.

819
00:58:56,283 --> 00:58:59,827
You know how l feel
about you. l just don't
want to outlive anyone.

820
00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:04,624
lt's depressing watching
people you care about grow
old while you stay young.

821
00:59:06,001 --> 00:59:07,710
Have you looked
at yourself in the
mirror lately?

822
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:08,794
(CHUCKLES)

823
00:59:08,879 --> 00:59:10,463
You're no kid.

824
00:59:11,924 --> 00:59:15,051
Oh, no, no. l'm still
angry at you.
Mmm-mmm.

825
00:59:15,219 --> 00:59:17,303
Mmm-mmm.

826
00:59:17,596 --> 00:59:21,891
Your mouth says no,
but your beard says yes.

827
00:59:22,684 --> 00:59:24,060
l can't believe
he's gone, man.

828
00:59:24,144 --> 00:59:25,728
l know. He was
like my best friend.

829
00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:27,230
No, he was
my best friend.

830
00:59:27,314 --> 00:59:28,940
l knew him first.
So what?

831
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:30,983
l thought he
was a dick.

832
00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,735
What?
What?

833
00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:34,528
Dude.
Oh, my. . .

834
00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:37,448
Here, get up before one
of the teachers see you.
That kid's psycho.

835
00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:47,458
Mr. Leonard, what you
got for me here?
Finish the quiz already?

836
00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:01,347
MR. TlNY: Careful.
Whoa!

837
01:00:02,683 --> 01:00:04,809
The first step
is a big one.

838
01:00:05,435 --> 01:00:09,772
Oh, l know. You miss
the one known as Darren.

839
01:00:09,856 --> 01:00:15,361
You feel betrayed,
abandoned.
You're a loyal friend,

840
01:00:16,363 --> 01:00:17,738
unlike him.

841
01:00:19,700 --> 01:00:21,784
Darren was
a loyal friend.

842
01:00:21,868 --> 01:00:23,536
Oh, really?

843
01:00:23,954 --> 01:00:28,624
What if l told you
he's still alive?
He's taken your place,

844
01:00:28,709 --> 01:00:32,461
stealing your
dreams.
Oh, l know.

845
01:00:32,546 --> 01:00:36,132
You dream of killing people,
drinking their blood.

846
01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:41,012
You dream of leading
a great, bloodthirsty
army.

847
01:00:41,096 --> 01:00:42,888
Who the hell are you?

848
01:00:43,515 --> 01:00:45,266
l'm Mr. Tiny.

849
01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:46,726
Are you a vampire?

850
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:50,438
No, l'm not a vampire.
l'm not a Vampaneze.

851
01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:53,232
l'm an aficionado.

852
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:58,070
l want to see
a marvelous war.

853
01:00:58,155 --> 01:01:00,698
What do you want
from me, you freak?

854
01:01:01,074 --> 01:01:05,786
l'm not a freak.
l despise freaks.

855
01:01:05,871 --> 01:01:09,165
Can a freak travel back
and forth between
life and death?

856
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,666
l think not.

857
01:01:10,751 --> 01:01:14,670
Can a freak create
new life from rotting flesh
and dead souls?

858
01:01:14,755 --> 01:01:15,921
Please.

859
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:21,510
Can a freak bring
about the apocalypse
and rule the world?

860
01:01:22,262 --> 01:01:23,596
No.

861
01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:30,853
Sadly, neither can l,
not without help.
l need a champion.

862
01:01:31,772 --> 01:01:36,400
One of two boys,
two dear friends.

863
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:41,864
And by the way,
l love your DNA.

864
01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:45,326
(EXHALES)

865
01:01:48,872 --> 01:01:50,790
You care
for a pancake?

866
01:01:51,166 --> 01:01:53,042
No, l can't. l'm. . .

867
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,752
We know
what you are.

868
01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,380
You're bad news.
That's what.

869
01:01:57,464 --> 01:01:58,506
(SCOFFS)

870
01:01:58,590 --> 01:02:02,927
But nothing l couldn't
deal with in just
about two bites.

871
01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:04,220
(CHOMPlNG)

872
01:02:04,346 --> 01:02:07,348
Don't mind him.
He just needs
some Ex-Lax.

873
01:02:07,432 --> 01:02:08,891
Welcome to
the Cirque.

874
01:02:08,975 --> 01:02:10,309
Thank you.

875
01:02:10,811 --> 01:02:13,396
Would you like to eat
one of my hands?
l can grow them back.

876
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:14,605
Yeah, they
are delicious.

877
01:02:14,689 --> 01:02:16,732
Hey, Vampelina.

878
01:02:16,817 --> 01:02:18,526
Come on, we gotta go
clean out Wolfie's cage,

879
01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:22,696
and then Crepsley left,
like, a list of stuff
for you to do for him.

880
01:02:22,781 --> 01:02:24,156
lt looks like you're
Crepsley's bitch now.

881
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:25,574
Evra.
What?

882
01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:27,660
(GROWLlNG)

883
01:02:31,581 --> 01:02:34,625
Okay, so you guys
are gonna do it.
And go.

884
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:46,429
DARREN: l can't believe
the tiny people
eat these rats.

885
01:02:46,513 --> 01:02:48,180
REBECCA: They'll eat you
if you don't watch out.

886
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:49,849
(EXCLAlMS)
Don't!

887
01:03:06,867 --> 01:03:09,326
So where do you
come from anyways?

888
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:12,746
(GRUNTS)

889
01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:16,292
(EXCLAlMS)

890
01:03:21,715 --> 01:03:23,716
l guess l could probably,
like, open this up,

891
01:03:23,800 --> 01:03:27,136
and you'd probably
turn into dust or
something, huh?

892
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,514
You wouldn't like
that now, would you,
Dracula?

893
01:03:30,599 --> 01:03:32,141
Who's the boss
now, baby?

894
01:03:33,226 --> 01:03:37,396
Okay. Concentrate now.
How hard can
it be to flit?

895
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:45,946
(GROANS)

896
01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:54,455
Ow. Perfect.

897
01:04:11,598 --> 01:04:12,598
(SHUDDERS)

898
01:04:14,392 --> 01:04:16,018
What's the point?

899
01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,820
l'm just not that
much of a freak.

900
01:04:26,905 --> 01:04:28,614
Gertha, you're
a major freak.

901
01:04:34,746 --> 01:04:37,456
Sorry, you're
not my type.

902
01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:40,960
Do you ever
miss your family?

903
01:04:43,755 --> 01:04:44,964
Not really.

904
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:48,008
l joined the Cirque
when l was two.
Two days old, that is.

905
01:04:48,093 --> 01:04:51,929
Mr. Tall found me in
a dumpster. So l guess
this is my family.

906
01:04:53,139 --> 01:04:54,139
(PLAYlNG GUlTAR)

907
01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:57,977
(SlNGlNG) Dumpster baby,
oh, dumpster baby

908
01:04:58,061 --> 01:05:01,564
l wanna be your
dumpster baby

909
01:05:04,234 --> 01:05:05,276
No.

910
01:05:24,671 --> 01:05:27,423
Hey, this is Steve.
You know what to do.

911
01:05:30,885 --> 01:05:32,094
What are you doing?

912
01:05:32,178 --> 01:05:33,304
Oh, nothing.

913
01:05:34,556 --> 01:05:36,015
May l see it?

914
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:38,934
Yeah, l guess.

915
01:05:39,019 --> 01:05:40,853
l've always wanted
one of these.

916
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:44,398
Hey! What are
you doing?

917
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:47,109
We must be very careful
who we talk to, Darren.

918
01:05:47,193 --> 01:05:48,193
(CAR APPROACHlNG)

919
01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,449
(ROARS)

920
01:05:55,035 --> 01:05:57,328
(ALL MUTTERlNG EXClTEDLY)

921
01:06:01,583 --> 01:06:03,292
(MAKlNG MONKEY CALLS)

922
01:06:04,044 --> 01:06:06,879
Go to your tent
and stay there with Evra.

923
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:26,023
Yes. l have returned.

924
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:33,030
l have returned !

925
01:06:34,074 --> 01:06:38,869
Unacceptable.
Unforgivable.
To blood a child?

926
01:06:39,371 --> 01:06:41,121
(ACCUSlNG lN FRENCH)

927
01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,999
By the way, is he drinking
enough blood?

928
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,168
He's not drinking
any blood.

929
01:06:46,252 --> 01:06:47,586
Not drinking blood?

930
01:06:48,338 --> 01:06:51,256
Crepsley, don't you know
he has to? He must.

931
01:06:52,759 --> 01:06:55,928
Or perhaps you're worried
he'll love it too much.

932
01:06:58,431 --> 01:07:00,391
He might be
Vampaneze at heart.

933
01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,142
You'd like that.

934
01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:04,520
You've been favoring them
for the last 1 00 years.

935
01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:09,692
On the contrary,
l'm strictly neutral,
like the Cirque.

936
01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:11,944
Correct, Mr. Tall?

937
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,030
Correct.

938
01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:18,409
Then tell us
why you want him.

939
01:07:18,493 --> 01:07:21,870
lt's one of your
self-fulfilling prophecies,
isn't it?

940
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:24,790
Well, one does dream
of the cataclysm.

941
01:07:27,419 --> 01:07:31,046
This truce may
not last forever.

942
01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:34,299
There might be new leaders.
New blood, as it were.

943
01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:39,138
Perhaps a boy,
a bloodthirsty boy.

944
01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,808
lt's all been written.

945
01:07:42,892 --> 01:07:46,145
Then why do you care?
You're up to something,
Desmond.

946
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:50,399
Me? l may
write the script,

947
01:07:50,483 --> 01:07:54,528
but the characters
have a tendency
to do as they please.

948
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:58,824
You, for example,
have an unseemly
amount of free will.

949
01:07:58,908 --> 01:08:04,496
Now, Mr. Tall, will
you be reasonable
and give me the child?

950
01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:09,084
l've always done
what you ask. l'm not
one to cause trouble.

951
01:08:12,422 --> 01:08:17,092
But l need to think about
all this. l won't make
a decision hastily.

952
01:08:17,177 --> 01:08:20,846
You know, l always
get what l want,
in the end.

953
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:29,146
(ALL CHATTERlNG)

954
01:08:31,065 --> 01:08:34,526
MR. TlNY: Keep an eye
on him, my pets.

955
01:08:45,872 --> 01:08:49,541
Hey, dude. Sorry,
we're on our own today.

956
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,961
Rebecca's back in
the costume shop.

957
01:09:14,651 --> 01:09:16,902
Hey.

958
01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:20,322
l'm here for
Crepsley's cape.

959
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:21,657
lt's that red one
with, like, the. . .

960
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,992
l know what Crepsley's
cape looks like.

961
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:26,078
What do your
friends want?

962
01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,790
Hey! Beat it!

963
01:09:32,877 --> 01:09:34,711
Does this trailer have,
like, a back entrance
or something?

964
01:09:34,796 --> 01:09:38,340
Yeah, it's right back there.
Wait, your pants are ripped.

965
01:09:38,424 --> 01:09:42,594
Take them off.
Try this pair on.

966
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:46,056
DARREN: They fit.

967
01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:47,307
Yeah.

968
01:09:52,689 --> 01:09:55,941
So, you know,
Rebecca, you. . .

969
01:09:56,943 --> 01:10:00,529
You never really told me
what you're doing
here with the Cirque.

970
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:03,448
Well, Darren,
since you ask,

971
01:10:04,951 --> 01:10:06,577
l'm a monkey girl.

972
01:10:07,912 --> 01:10:08,912
You're a what?

973
01:10:08,997 --> 01:10:10,080
What?

974
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:13,458
Nothing, l thought
you just said you
were a monkey girl.

975
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:15,085
Well, oh, yeah.

976
01:10:17,088 --> 01:10:18,171
Yeah.

977
01:10:21,926 --> 01:10:24,303
What does that mean?

978
01:10:24,387 --> 01:10:28,640
lt means l have a tail.
Do you have
a problem with that?

979
01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:33,937
No, because. . .
'Cause you're
joking, right?

980
01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:38,650
No, l'm not joking.
l keep it wrapped up because
people kept stepping on it.

981
01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:41,486
Oh.

982
01:10:41,779 --> 01:10:42,863
Yeah.

983
01:10:42,947 --> 01:10:46,617
Anyway, your pants
look really good.

984
01:10:46,910 --> 01:10:51,496
Yeah, l know.
You picked it out.
That's really good.

985
01:10:57,962 --> 01:10:59,254
(YELPlNG)

986
01:10:59,339 --> 01:11:00,339
Shush !

987
01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:03,967
Thanks. They've been
spying on me all day.

988
01:11:06,471 --> 01:11:10,599
So if you were interested
in a girl, okay,
and she had like. . .

989
01:11:11,267 --> 01:11:15,437
Like a tail, let's say,
would that be
a problem or. . .

990
01:11:15,521 --> 01:11:17,564
Well, l'll put it
to you this way.

991
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,441
lf you had told me
a couple hundred
years ago

992
01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,444
that l would someday
be dating a woman
with bristles on her chin,

993
01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:26,239
l would have told you
you were insane.
But here we are.

994
01:11:28,618 --> 01:11:32,621
By the way, there's
a new rule. You're not
to leave camp anymore.

995
01:11:33,164 --> 01:11:34,164
Why not?

996
01:11:34,248 --> 01:11:35,582
Because l said so.

997
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:37,793
(SCOFFS)

998
01:11:37,877 --> 01:11:41,380
You're not my dad.
You can't just tell
me what to do. . .

999
01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:47,010
CREPSLEY: When was
the last time you
were in a fight?

1000
01:11:47,095 --> 01:11:48,345
DARREN: Uh. . .
Second grade.

1001
01:11:49,389 --> 01:11:51,306
Steve's usually
the one that gets
in all the fights.

1002
01:11:51,391 --> 01:11:53,976
Well, Steve's not
here to fight for you.

1003
01:11:54,060 --> 01:11:56,228
And what if
l wasn't, either?

1004
01:11:57,188 --> 01:12:00,315
What if you were alone
in the dark and someone
wanted to kill you?

1005
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:03,276
Rip out your heart
and drink its blood?

1006
01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:04,695
What then?

1007
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,033
Crepsley?

1008
01:12:12,662 --> 01:12:14,329
Crepsley,
come on.

1009
01:12:18,209 --> 01:12:19,459
Crepsley?

1010
01:12:25,633 --> 01:12:26,717
You're hurting me.

1011
01:12:26,801 --> 01:12:30,053
What are you going
to do about it? Well?

1012
01:12:30,638 --> 01:12:31,638
(BOTH GRUNTlNG)

1013
01:12:35,226 --> 01:12:38,603
You're soft.
You're a soft
little boy.

1014
01:12:38,688 --> 01:12:42,024
They're looking
for you, Darren.
This is not the schoolyard.

1015
01:12:42,108 --> 01:12:46,528
You either have to learn
to fight or to run.
So which is it going to be?

1016
01:12:57,457 --> 01:13:01,752
Good. But don't use
your fist. You have
something better.

1017
01:13:01,836 --> 01:13:05,255
Use your fingernails
like a dagger. Watch.

1018
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:13,889
Try it. Extend
your fingers and follow
all the way through.

1019
01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,849
Use all your strength.

1020
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:22,981
Ow!

1021
01:13:23,775 --> 01:13:26,234
God, l think
l broke a nail.

1022
01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:27,652
You broke a nail?

1023
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,866
You need blood.
We have a lot
of work to do.

1024
01:13:38,498 --> 01:13:39,915
Blood will have blood.

1025
01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:41,374
ALL: Blood will have blood.

1026
01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:44,920
Are you ready,
you filthy little pig,
to be stuck?

1027
01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:47,380
Do you renounce living
with the living?

1028
01:13:48,049 --> 01:13:50,675
Are you prepared
to die with the dead?

1029
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,347
(WHlMPERS)

1030
01:13:58,768 --> 01:13:59,768
(SNARLS)

1031
01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:01,937
(BANGlNG ON DOOR)

1032
01:14:17,912 --> 01:14:20,247
Steve, what the hell
are you doing?

1033
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,915
Well, hi,
Mr. Kersey.

1034
01:14:22,542 --> 01:14:24,376
l just wanted to
stop by real quick

1035
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,129
and actually apologize
for the way, you know,

1036
01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:28,296
l've been acting
in school lately.

1037
01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:30,590
lt's 3:00 a.m.

1038
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:33,718
My teachers troubled
me when l was a lad.

1039
01:14:37,723 --> 01:14:42,227
They caned me
and caned me
till l was bloody.

1040
01:14:42,395 --> 01:14:43,395
(SNARLS)

1041
01:14:45,940 --> 01:14:49,860
Then one day, l took up
a broken switch,

1042
01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,655
and l rammed it in
my teacher's eyeball.

1043
01:14:53,739 --> 01:14:55,198
(MURLAUGH CHUCKLlNG)

1044
01:14:56,742 --> 01:14:58,285
Who are you?

1045
01:14:58,369 --> 01:14:59,786
l'm his mentor.

1046
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:07,919
You see, Steve?

1047
01:15:09,046 --> 01:15:10,046
Ow!

1048
01:15:12,008 --> 01:15:14,926
This is what Crepsley
wants us to live with.

1049
01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:27,439
So, Mr. Kersey,
what you got for me?

1050
01:15:28,399 --> 01:15:30,859
So you really
don't kill people?

1051
01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:31,985
No, Darren.

1052
01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:36,865
You just sedate them
and feed a little bit,
and then leave.

1053
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,034
l actually developed
the method.

1054
01:15:39,118 --> 01:15:42,829
Well, two other
vampires and l,
Gavner and Vincent.

1055
01:15:43,748 --> 01:15:46,708
We were the freaks
of the vampire world.
No one understood us.

1056
01:15:46,792 --> 01:15:48,919
And then they
started to realize

1057
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,922
that if you don't kill
your prey every time
like a little piggy,

1058
01:15:52,006 --> 01:15:56,843
then you don't get hunted
down by irate townspeople
with pitchforks and torches.

1059
01:15:57,428 --> 01:16:02,140
And now half the vampires
feed this way, and the
other half hate us.

1060
01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,311
Quiet now.

1061
01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:12,984
(EXHALES)

1062
01:16:15,488 --> 01:16:17,489
DARREN: Whoa! How'd
you do that?

1063
01:16:18,157 --> 01:16:21,451
Vampires can exhale a gas
that knocks out humans.

1064
01:16:21,535 --> 01:16:22,577
Really?

1065
01:16:22,662 --> 01:16:25,997
Drink some blood,
you'll be able to do
all kinds of things.

1066
01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:31,169
Now, we just make a small
incision in his shoulder.
Right here.

1067
01:16:33,839 --> 01:16:35,799
And then you
take a sip.

1068
01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:40,762
Don't worry. He won't become
a vampire unless you
exchange blood with him.

1069
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:45,350
Go ahead. l had some
a couple of days ago.
lt's very refreshing.

1070
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:47,686
No, l'm not gonna
drink human blood.

1071
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:51,481
Hurry up, before
someone sees us.
We haven't got all night.

1072
01:16:52,525 --> 01:16:54,150
l'm not going to.

1073
01:16:57,780 --> 01:17:02,117
You have to drink blood,
Darren, or you'll die.
lt's as simple as that.

1074
01:17:06,455 --> 01:17:09,040
Damn kid is gonna
get himself killed.

1075
01:17:11,294 --> 01:17:14,129
Larten, what made
you blood him?

1076
01:17:15,631 --> 01:17:18,091
l needed someone
to run errands for me.

1077
01:17:18,175 --> 01:17:21,344
Oh, come on,
you didn't need
to blood him for that.

1078
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:24,556
l had a feeling if l didn't,
something terrible
would happen to him.

1079
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:29,436
Something terrible?
As opposed to
becoming a vampire?

1080
01:17:32,356 --> 01:17:34,482
l think you're
getting lonely.

1081
01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:39,529
After 200 years of living
alone, why on earth would
l suddenly become lonely?

1082
01:17:39,613 --> 01:17:43,742
l don't know.
Midlife crisis?
What is it?

1083
01:17:45,036 --> 01:17:46,161
They're here.

1084
01:18:33,918 --> 01:18:35,293
(EXCLAlMS)

1085
01:18:37,421 --> 01:18:39,672
(GRUNTlNG)

1086
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:45,929
REBECCA: Watch out!

1087
01:18:46,847 --> 01:18:47,847
(GASPlNG)

1088
01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,477
(GRUNTS)

1089
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:03,321
That's not fair.
Back!

1090
01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:05,490
REBECCA: Darren,
get out of here!

1091
01:19:06,117 --> 01:19:07,200
CREPSLEY: Duck!

1092
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,247
(SCREAMlNG)

1093
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:13,998
CREPSLEY: Move.

1094
01:19:18,712 --> 01:19:19,921
Get in.

1095
01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:23,133
Psst.

1096
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:24,551
(FLlES BUZZlNG)

1097
01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,597
(GROWLlNG)

1098
01:19:31,267 --> 01:19:32,642
(SNlFFlNG)

1099
01:19:33,561 --> 01:19:34,769
(ROARlNG)

1100
01:19:50,411 --> 01:19:51,619
(SCREAMlNG)

1101
01:19:59,253 --> 01:20:01,921
Hey! Hey!

1102
01:20:03,174 --> 01:20:05,967
Look, l don't even
like the Wolfman,

1103
01:20:06,051 --> 01:20:09,679
but that don't mean
you can come in here
and beat up on a freak!

1104
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,723
You're messing
with the wrong
sideshow, baby!

1105
01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,433
l'll bite your
damn noses off!

1106
01:20:13,517 --> 01:20:15,935
l'm gonna ram
my head up your ass.

1107
01:20:16,020 --> 01:20:17,103
MR. TALL: Stop!

1108
01:20:18,772 --> 01:20:19,898
Stop!

1109
01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:23,735
There'll be
no fighting here.

1110
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:30,408
How dare you enter this
campground? The Vampire
Council will hear of this.

1111
01:20:34,497 --> 01:20:37,624
Tell the little vampire
it's time to come home.

1112
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:42,837
lt's almost dawn. l have a
spare coffin here. l suggest
you get some rest as well.

1113
01:20:42,922 --> 01:20:45,298
Aren't we gonna, like,
double back and attack
them or something?

1114
01:20:45,382 --> 01:20:46,674
Do you want
to stay alive?

1115
01:20:46,759 --> 01:20:51,012
You're not even drinking
blood yet. l doubt you'd
be much good in a fight.

1116
01:20:51,096 --> 01:20:52,889
Well, what if they
hurt someone?

1117
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:55,391
People can look
out for themselves.

1118
01:20:55,935 --> 01:20:58,269
You've been
looking out for me.

1119
01:20:58,687 --> 01:21:00,396
Why?

1120
01:21:00,481 --> 01:21:03,525
Why? Because l'm
an idiot, that's why.

1121
01:21:04,401 --> 01:21:07,153
Only an idiot would spit
in the eye of Mr. Tiny.

1122
01:21:07,238 --> 01:21:10,698
Because he doesn't
just kill people, he brings
them back, as well.

1123
01:21:10,783 --> 01:21:14,410
And when l finally die,
l plan on staying dead.

1124
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:20,291
Life may be meaningless,
but death l still
have hope for.

1125
01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:23,753
Life isn't
meaningless.

1126
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:28,007
Tell me that after 200 years
of it, kid. Good day.

1127
01:21:30,469 --> 01:21:32,470
(RATS SQUEAKlNG)

1128
01:21:38,352 --> 01:21:39,519
WOMAN 1 : You know
l never liked him.

1129
01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:40,728
WOMAN 2: l never did,
either.

1130
01:21:40,813 --> 01:21:42,564
WOMAN 1 : l told you
when l first saw him.

1131
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:44,357
WOMAN 3: Should never
have let him in.

1132
01:21:44,441 --> 01:21:45,733
WOMAN 4: We all know
it's his fault.

1133
01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:49,153
WOMAN 5: l just can't believe
he has the nerve to
walk around in here.

1134
01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:50,905
WOMAN 6:
That poor Rebecca.

1135
01:21:55,286 --> 01:21:58,871
They took her?
Where?

1136
01:21:59,999 --> 01:22:05,044
l don't know,
but they said to tell
you to come home.

1137
01:22:07,047 --> 01:22:11,843
Which, of course, you're
not gonna do. Wait, Darren,
Darren. No, buddy.

1138
01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:13,177
Those guys are huge, man.

1139
01:22:20,102 --> 01:22:22,437
Hey, Mr. and Mrs. Shan.
Hey, Annie.

1140
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,564
Steve. What are
you doing here?

1141
01:22:25,190 --> 01:22:30,069
Well, you know, l've been
thinking. You guys probably
really miss your son.

1142
01:22:30,154 --> 01:22:34,657
And my mom is drunk
half the time, so she doesn't
really notice l'm there.

1143
01:22:35,534 --> 01:22:38,161
How about you
guys adopt me?

1144
01:22:40,289 --> 01:22:41,289
(CLATTERlNG)

1145
01:22:41,498 --> 01:22:42,874
No interest?

1146
01:22:44,251 --> 01:22:46,669
Told you they
wouldn't go for it.

1147
01:22:47,546 --> 01:22:48,546
Hmm.

1148
01:22:49,089 --> 01:22:50,757
How disappointing.

1149
01:22:51,550 --> 01:22:56,179
So few "people" have
the parenting instinct
the way l do.

1150
01:22:59,767 --> 01:23:01,059
(EXHALES CONTENTEDLY)

1151
01:23:01,935 --> 01:23:03,686
Ready for the prom?

1152
01:23:15,741 --> 01:23:19,494
(SlNGlNG) Make new friends,
but keep the old

1153
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:22,955
One is silver
and the other's gold

1154
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:27,293
Make new friends,
but keep the old

1155
01:23:27,378 --> 01:23:30,713
One is silver
and the other's gold

1156
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,173
(GASPS)

1157
01:24:14,550 --> 01:24:16,050
(SQUEAKlNG)

1158
01:24:20,139 --> 01:24:21,681
(OCTA SQUEAKlNG)

1159
01:24:22,975 --> 01:24:27,353
Hey, Octa.
Say goodbye to
Crepsley for me, okay?

1160
01:24:27,438 --> 01:24:29,731
Tell him l'm sorry
but l have to go home.

1161
01:24:32,276 --> 01:24:33,276
(SlGHS)

1162
01:24:34,653 --> 01:24:36,988
lt's time, isn't it?

1163
01:24:59,553 --> 01:25:03,347
Twenty-six.
Twenty-seven, 27.

1164
01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:04,640
Twenty-seven.

1165
01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,435
All right, no, no.
Twenty-eight.

1166
01:25:07,519 --> 01:25:09,353
May l borrow
a couple of these?

1167
01:25:11,732 --> 01:25:14,692
Don't forget to bring them
back, though. Both of them.

1168
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:18,404
You're in danger,
terrible danger.

1169
01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:20,865
Your life and soul
are in jeopardy.

1170
01:25:22,868 --> 01:25:23,868
What did l say?

1171
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:25,203
Nothing. Something
about the weather.

1172
01:25:25,287 --> 01:25:28,831
Chance of thunderstorms
tomorrow. Don't worry.
l'll stay indoors.

1173
01:26:00,948 --> 01:26:03,616
Applause! Applause!

1174
01:26:06,286 --> 01:26:09,413
Look. Little vampire.

1175
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:10,665
(SNARLS)

1176
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:12,625
Take a bow.

1177
01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,710
Where are my family
and my friends?

1178
01:26:14,795 --> 01:26:15,837
Please.

1179
01:26:15,921 --> 01:26:19,590
Must have patience.
Will spoil the show.

1180
01:26:24,930 --> 01:26:27,932
Do you like?
Does Murlaugh
have talent?

1181
01:26:29,017 --> 01:26:31,894
No? What do you
know about talent?

1182
01:26:34,064 --> 01:26:39,861
Where is Crepsley?

1183
01:26:40,445 --> 01:26:41,445
(SCOFFS)

1184
01:26:42,322 --> 01:26:44,866
Too bad for Crapsley.

1185
01:26:44,950 --> 01:26:48,536
Because he will
miss the show!

1186
01:26:50,122 --> 01:26:54,959
Here is freak all
wrapped up tight.

1187
01:26:56,295 --> 01:26:57,336
(WHlMPERS)

1188
01:26:57,421 --> 01:27:03,092
And here are beloved
family members.
Applause. Applause.

1189
01:27:05,679 --> 01:27:09,307
Hello, beloved son.
Hello, loving parents.

1190
01:27:09,391 --> 01:27:14,103
Hello, cute little sister.
Four bags of blood.

1191
01:27:15,606 --> 01:27:17,106
Don't worry.
You're all gonna be okay.

1192
01:27:17,190 --> 01:27:19,567
Will be better than okay.

1193
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:23,821
Will be delicious!

1194
01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:27,825
But now, may l present

1195
01:27:27,951 --> 01:27:31,370
reunion with oldest friend
and blood brother,

1196
01:27:31,455 --> 01:27:34,749
with he that shall
one day rule us all,

1197
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:39,462
the one known as Steve.

1198
01:27:40,714 --> 01:27:42,840
Thank you !
Thank you !

1199
01:27:44,509 --> 01:27:45,843
Steve.

1200
01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:47,637
You're alive?

1201
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:52,683
You know, that was
really an asshole thing
for you to do.

1202
01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:56,062
Make your whole family
and your secret best friend
go through all that?

1203
01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:58,773
Look, l didn't mean
to hurt anybody, okay?

1204
01:27:58,857 --> 01:28:00,650
Who cares what
you meant to do?

1205
01:28:00,734 --> 01:28:03,861
What you did was
take my place.
That was my dream.

1206
01:28:05,614 --> 01:28:08,032
Steve, what are
you doing with him?

1207
01:28:08,116 --> 01:28:10,117
Who? Murlaugh?

1208
01:28:10,535 --> 01:28:12,870
Come on, man,
he's not as bad
as he looks.

1209
01:28:12,955 --> 01:28:15,998
You know, for one thing,
he didn't say l had
bad blood like Crepsley.

1210
01:28:16,083 --> 01:28:18,417
And for another thing,
he didn't lie to me.

1211
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:21,170
And you know what?
They think l'm awesome.

1212
01:28:21,254 --> 01:28:25,549
They say l have a destiny,
or whatever. Look at you.

1213
01:28:26,551 --> 01:28:30,096
Who wants to be
a vampire anyways?
Vampires suck.

1214
01:28:30,347 --> 01:28:31,931
Vampaneze rule!

1215
01:28:32,057 --> 01:28:33,724
(WHlMPERlNG)
Juicy!

1216
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:36,560
First guy l killed,
Mr. Kersey.

1217
01:28:36,645 --> 01:28:39,730
Blood just gets me going,
you know what l mean?

1218
01:28:41,608 --> 01:28:43,776
l wouldn't know.
l haven't been
drinking any.

1219
01:28:45,320 --> 01:28:49,865
l know you. Always trying to
look like Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes
all the time.

1220
01:28:50,617 --> 01:28:52,660
l bet you'll, like,
resist drinking blood

1221
01:28:52,744 --> 01:28:54,495
and resist drinking
and resist drinking it,

1222
01:28:54,579 --> 01:28:57,415
at the last second
become this total
bloodhound !

1223
01:28:59,626 --> 01:29:01,085
All right, man,
here's the deal.

1224
01:29:01,169 --> 01:29:04,422
See, the fat guy, he still
wants you on the team,
and despite everything else,

1225
01:29:04,506 --> 01:29:07,425
you are still my best friend.
So l'll tell you what,

1226
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:10,636
l'll make you a deal
that might just
save your ass.

1227
01:29:10,721 --> 01:29:13,139
lf you kill your family,
l'll let the freak go.

1228
01:29:15,058 --> 01:29:17,435
Wait. My bad,
that's backwards.

1229
01:29:17,519 --> 01:29:20,021
lf you kill the freak,
l'll let your family live.

1230
01:29:20,105 --> 01:29:22,606
What? Let the
juicy one go?

1231
01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:26,402
Hey, look, man,
it's part of the plan.
Talk to Mr. Tiny.

1232
01:29:28,155 --> 01:29:29,905
So what do you say?

1233
01:29:30,115 --> 01:29:33,367
Just kill her.
Oh, yeah, you got
to drink her blood, too.

1234
01:29:33,827 --> 01:29:35,953
You can do her in
with this.

1235
01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,424
(STEVE GRUNTlNG)

1236
01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:02,229
(SCREAMS)

1237
01:30:02,981 --> 01:30:04,815
MR. TlNY: Wait!

1238
01:30:06,985 --> 01:30:09,236
Allow him in,
gentlemen.

1239
01:30:10,489 --> 01:30:12,490
l want to see
this play out.

1240
01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:18,120
Man, that was pathetic.
You're totally weak.
You need some blood.

1241
01:30:18,205 --> 01:30:19,205
(DOOR OPENS)

1242
01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,583
Murlaugh.

1243
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:23,793
Finally.

1244
01:30:27,672 --> 01:30:29,757
And we thought you
weren't gonna show.

1245
01:30:29,841 --> 01:30:31,217
(OCTA SQUEAKlNG)

1246
01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:45,523
(EXCLAlMS lN DlSGUST)

1247
01:30:53,907 --> 01:30:54,949
(SCREAMS)

1248
01:31:25,814 --> 01:31:27,857
l hate spiders!

1249
01:31:35,282 --> 01:31:36,615
(BOTH GRUNTlNG)

1250
01:31:47,252 --> 01:31:48,586
Darren. Come here.

1251
01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:51,881
Okay.

1252
01:31:55,802 --> 01:31:57,428
ls that your tail?

1253
01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:58,804
Well, yeah.

1254
01:31:59,055 --> 01:32:01,432
l'm really sorry l got
you involved in this,
okay? l. . .

1255
01:32:01,516 --> 01:32:04,935
Please stop staring.
So you really need blood?

1256
01:32:05,896 --> 01:32:07,396
Yeah.
All right.

1257
01:32:08,732 --> 01:32:11,901
Can you just take
a little? Go ahead.

1258
01:32:12,736 --> 01:32:14,278
l'm offering it to you.

1259
01:32:15,947 --> 01:32:19,700
Thanks. But l just
can't lose it.

1260
01:32:19,784 --> 01:32:20,784
What?

1261
01:32:21,203 --> 01:32:23,621
Whatever's still
making me human.

1262
01:32:24,289 --> 01:32:29,501
Darren, being human's
not about what you are.
lt's about who you are.

1263
01:32:58,406 --> 01:32:59,490
(BOTH EXCLAlMlNG)

1264
01:33:03,912 --> 01:33:05,162
(EXCLAlMS)

1265
01:33:13,046 --> 01:33:14,129
No.

1266
01:33:24,099 --> 01:33:26,350
(GROANlNG)

1267
01:33:31,982 --> 01:33:32,982
(GROANS)

1268
01:33:53,878 --> 01:33:55,212
(GROANlNG)

1269
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:03,762
He's all yours, lad.

1270
01:34:14,691 --> 01:34:15,691
(STEVE GRUNTS)

1271
01:34:24,242 --> 01:34:27,077
Good.
Right in the heart.

1272
01:34:28,913 --> 01:34:31,915
So fair and foul a day
l have not seen.

1273
01:34:35,587 --> 01:34:38,213
My people aren't
weak like yours.

1274
01:34:39,257 --> 01:34:41,508
They will avenge me,
Crepsley.

1275
01:34:41,593 --> 01:34:42,718
(CHUCKLlNG)

1276
01:34:47,140 --> 01:34:52,102
The truce, 1 00 years,
is over.

1277
01:34:54,397 --> 01:34:56,398
The war begins.

1278
01:35:04,407 --> 01:35:05,532
(MR. TlNY APPLAUDlNG)

1279
01:35:05,617 --> 01:35:08,702
Marvelous. Magnificent.

1280
01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:13,374
Really. Bravo. Bravo.

1281
01:35:13,750 --> 01:35:18,045
lt's just like you said.
We started the war.

1282
01:35:22,884 --> 01:35:27,012
lt won't start a war if
nobody hears about it.

1283
01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:31,141
(BOTH YELLlNG)

1284
01:35:32,644 --> 01:35:36,480
Young people today
are so difficult
to control.

1285
01:35:48,535 --> 01:35:49,535
l hate you.

1286
01:35:49,619 --> 01:35:50,661
l hate you !

1287
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,663
l became a vampire
to save you, Steve.

1288
01:35:52,747 --> 01:35:54,123
Thanks.

1289
01:35:54,332 --> 01:35:55,999
(BOTH GRUNTlNG)

1290
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,973
Go ahead. Just do it!

1291
01:36:25,029 --> 01:36:26,780
That's enough, boys.

1292
01:36:31,703 --> 01:36:33,871
Steve, come with me.

1293
01:36:34,622 --> 01:36:35,789
Not before
l kick his. . .

1294
01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:37,875
You will behave!

1295
01:36:39,377 --> 01:36:42,713
lt's not time
for you to fight.
Not yet.

1296
01:36:44,215 --> 01:36:46,341
What does that mean?

1297
01:36:46,426 --> 01:36:48,719
Oh, it's all written
down in a book.

1298
01:36:49,637 --> 01:36:52,055
You do read books,
don't you?

1299
01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:00,397
DARREN: Steve.

1300
01:37:03,902 --> 01:37:05,819
Look, don't. . .
Don't go.

1301
01:37:07,530 --> 01:37:10,199
What else am
l supposed to do, man?

1302
01:37:10,283 --> 01:37:11,950
Live with you
and a bunch of freaks?

1303
01:37:13,661 --> 01:37:15,370
lt's too late now.

1304
01:37:16,414 --> 01:37:18,582
l have my destiny,
and you have yours.

1305
01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:23,921
How poignant.
The parting of
two dear friends.

1306
01:37:24,422 --> 01:37:26,507
Such sweet sorrow.

1307
01:37:27,759 --> 01:37:31,887
Then again, you will
come home to us
one day.

1308
01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:35,057
My prodigal son.

1309
01:37:35,141 --> 01:37:39,478
After all, you are
the bloodthirsty one.

1310
01:37:40,438 --> 01:37:45,609
No. Just because l'm
a vampire doesn't
mean l'm bloodthirsty.

1311
01:37:47,403 --> 01:37:50,113
lt's not about what you are.
lt's about who you are.

1312
01:37:58,957 --> 01:37:59,957
Oh.

1313
01:38:00,291 --> 01:38:01,833
l almost forgot.

1314
01:38:10,051 --> 01:38:11,593
(THUNDER CLAPPlNG)

1315
01:38:53,511 --> 01:38:55,220
Cover yourself.

1316
01:38:57,515 --> 01:38:59,850
You have to teach me
how to do that someday.

1317
01:38:59,934 --> 01:39:03,103
Oh, l'll teach you
everything, son.

1318
01:39:03,187 --> 01:39:09,359
All my gibes and gambols.
Now, ready to go
meet your people?

1319
01:39:29,422 --> 01:39:30,797
Bye, Annie.

1320
01:39:39,057 --> 01:39:41,224
DARREN: Will it work?
Hypnotizing them?

1321
01:39:41,309 --> 01:39:42,309
(SOFT SNORlNG)

1322
01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:46,063
lt works on the memories,
but not on the emotions,
not really.

1323
01:39:47,231 --> 01:39:50,567
They'll always feel
that you're still alive,
somehow.

1324
01:39:50,943 --> 01:39:52,736
Well, that's good,
right?

1325
01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:54,071
ls it?

1326
01:40:05,416 --> 01:40:07,626
Hey, can l ask
you something?

1327
01:40:11,089 --> 01:40:12,756
Can l kiss you?

1328
01:40:13,925 --> 01:40:19,262
Darren, l let you
drink my blood.
Sure, you can kiss me.

1329
01:40:42,954 --> 01:40:46,289
Come on. We don't have
all night. l have
an injured spider here.

1330
01:40:48,960 --> 01:40:52,838
All right, how are we
going to do this?
l can't carry the both of you.

1331
01:40:54,006 --> 01:40:57,634
You carry Rebecca.
l can flit now.

1332
01:40:57,719 --> 01:40:59,386
Just like a real vampire.

1333
01:41:01,431 --> 01:41:04,307
Oh, Larten, you did it.

1334
01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:07,060
You stuck your
neck out for him.

1335
01:41:07,145 --> 01:41:10,439
You'd think a vampire
would know better than
to stick his neck out.

1336
01:41:11,983 --> 01:41:13,692
l am proud of you.

1337
01:41:17,447 --> 01:41:19,656
All those who vote
for making Darren

1338
01:41:19,741 --> 01:41:23,785
a member of the Cirque
raise your hands.

1339
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:31,918
One hand, Evra.

1340
01:41:32,003 --> 01:41:33,211
Damn it.

1341
01:41:35,757 --> 01:41:38,800
lt's done.
He will stay.

1342
01:41:39,343 --> 01:41:40,719
(ALL CHEERlNG)

1343
01:41:45,224 --> 01:41:46,850
So we get to stay.

1344
01:41:48,603 --> 01:41:50,604
Not for long,
l'm afraid.

1345
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:52,731
You know, Crepsley,
it's okay.

1346
01:41:55,651 --> 01:41:59,613
lt's weird. l spent so much
time wishing that none of
this would have happened

1347
01:41:59,697 --> 01:42:03,867
and that we never would
have been to the Cirque
in the first place.

1348
01:42:05,912 --> 01:42:09,873
But now l really can't
imagine my life
happening any other way.

1349
01:42:13,544 --> 01:42:15,045
Dawn's coming.

1350
01:42:16,422 --> 01:42:20,091
l had something
made for you.
lt's in your tent.

1351
01:42:20,176 --> 01:42:21,885
A little gift.

1352
01:42:23,554 --> 01:42:25,847
And it's Mr. Crepsley.

1353
01:42:31,229 --> 01:42:34,731
Because you told
me to throw you.
Well, l'm sorry.

1354
01:42:36,275 --> 01:42:40,654
You did it, man.
Once a general,
always a general.

1355
01:42:41,072 --> 01:42:43,740
l couldn't have
done it better myself.

1356
01:42:43,991 --> 01:42:45,700
At nightfall,
we leave with the boy.

1357
01:42:48,496 --> 01:42:50,247
l suppose we
should tell him.

1358
01:42:51,541 --> 01:42:54,793
No, let's give him
one day to rest.
He's earned it.

1359
01:42:57,755 --> 01:43:00,715
DARREN: Sometimes
life does seem
all planned out,

1360
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:02,551
like there's no choice
in the matter,

1361
01:43:03,553 --> 01:43:04,678
but that's an illusion.

1362
01:43:04,762 --> 01:43:06,513
Speakers. Tasty.

1363
01:43:08,349 --> 01:43:10,016
My name's Darren Shan,

1364
01:43:10,101 --> 01:48:59,824
and l don't just live
with a bunch of freaks.
I am one, too.