1 00:00:09,701 --> 00:00:11,931 The bank employees are being held hostage. 2 00:00:12,103 --> 00:00:14,401 Lucy and her cohorts are still inside. 3 00:00:14,572 --> 00:00:17,097 Apprehend the suspect, recover the money. 4 00:00:17,275 --> 00:00:19,106 The bank is coming up on your left. 5 00:00:19,277 --> 00:00:21,404 D.E.B.S., be careful. 6 00:00:28,219 --> 00:00:30,244 D.E.B.S. spotted en route. ETA two minutes. 7 00:00:30,421 --> 00:00:32,286 Copy. 8 00:00:39,569 --> 00:00:41,969 D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes. 9 00:00:42,705 --> 00:00:44,798 Do I look okay? 10 00:00:45,541 --> 00:00:47,736 This is retarded. 11 00:00:58,387 --> 00:01:00,787 -Bradshaw? -What? 12 00:01:01,824 --> 00:01:03,621 The plan? 13 00:01:03,793 --> 00:01:06,387 Oh, okay. Formation Alpha Kappa Gamma. 14 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:12,093 Let's do this! 15 00:01:48,638 --> 00:01:50,731 What was that? 16 00:01:51,307 --> 00:01:53,172 She's here. 17 00:01:53,509 --> 00:01:55,670 She's watching us. 18 00:01:55,845 --> 00:01:57,870 Jesus. 19 00:02:02,251 --> 00:02:03,684 Come here. 20 00:02:03,853 --> 00:02:05,445 I can't. 21 00:02:05,621 --> 00:02:08,283 -Come here. -I can't. 22 00:02:09,892 --> 00:02:11,519 What are you doing? 23 00:02:11,694 --> 00:02:13,889 Nothing. Let's go. 24 00:02:27,576 --> 00:02:29,669 We'll be right back. 25 00:02:36,218 --> 00:02:38,778 Wait, wait, wait. Hold on, hold on. 26 00:02:40,022 --> 00:02:42,252 -What? -lt's a trap. 27 00:02:42,425 --> 00:02:45,155 -Whatever. -Wait! 28 00:02:45,928 --> 00:02:47,793 Why are you giving me such a hard time? 29 00:02:49,331 --> 00:02:50,855 This is great. 30 00:02:51,033 --> 00:02:53,900 lf you're gonna do the job, do the job right. 31 00:02:54,070 --> 00:02:58,063 Creepy shadows, no bad guys, enclosed space. Trap. 32 00:03:00,042 --> 00:03:02,840 -You think I can't handle it? -No. 33 00:03:03,012 --> 00:03:05,446 I know that you can't handle it. 34 00:03:05,848 --> 00:03:08,339 I don't care if you are the perfect score. 35 00:03:08,517 --> 00:03:10,417 Perfect whore. 36 00:03:10,853 --> 00:03:15,790 You wouldn't know Alpha Gamma if it was tattooed on your forehead. 37 00:03:15,958 --> 00:03:19,086 -Guys. -This is stupid. We are going to die. 38 00:03:19,261 --> 00:03:22,025 No, it's okay. 39 00:03:22,198 --> 00:03:24,393 As your senior officer... 40 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:28,831 ...I order you to secure the vault, soldier. 41 00:03:30,072 --> 00:03:33,633 -You order me? -You heard me. 42 00:03:36,378 --> 00:03:38,278 Fine. 43 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,649 See, that wasn't so hard. 44 00:03:50,860 --> 00:03:53,090 I think you guys owe me an ap-- 45 00:03:58,868 --> 00:03:59,926 Trap. 46 00:04:04,273 --> 00:04:07,765 -What are you doing here? -I wanted to apologize for last night. 47 00:04:07,943 --> 00:04:10,138 I was-- I was out of line. 48 00:04:10,312 --> 00:04:13,145 -You have to release them. -Who? 49 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:16,680 The hostages. And put back the money. 50 00:04:16,886 --> 00:04:19,411 This thing has gotten way out of hand. 51 00:04:19,622 --> 00:04:23,183 Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! 52 00:04:27,196 --> 00:04:29,323 Please don't smoke. 53 00:04:29,899 --> 00:04:31,491 Please? 54 00:04:34,670 --> 00:04:37,468 Oh, my God, tell her not to smoke. 55 00:04:37,673 --> 00:04:40,369 There's not enough oxygen. We're gonna run out of air... 56 00:04:40,543 --> 00:04:42,204 ...and we're gonna be all faint... 57 00:04:42,411 --> 00:04:45,608 ...and the air that's gonna be left is gonna be toxic. 58 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,651 This is bullshit. 59 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:03,055 This cannot get any worse. 60 00:05:05,067 --> 00:05:06,227 Trap. 61 00:05:06,468 --> 00:05:08,834 Don't you understand? I can't be here. 62 00:05:09,004 --> 00:05:11,302 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stress you out. 63 00:05:11,473 --> 00:05:12,701 I'm not stressed out! 64 00:05:13,943 --> 00:05:16,468 -No. No! -This is not possible. 65 00:05:16,679 --> 00:05:18,738 I'm such a freak. You must think I'm a freak. 66 00:05:18,948 --> 00:05:21,314 -I don't. -I'm sorry I wigged out last night. 67 00:05:21,483 --> 00:05:22,711 -lt's okay. -lt's just... 68 00:05:22,885 --> 00:05:25,718 ...I don't want you to get the wrong idea. 69 00:05:28,023 --> 00:05:30,082 -Yeah, okay. -I mean.... 70 00:05:30,259 --> 00:05:32,591 -I mean, I really like you. -Right. 71 00:05:32,761 --> 00:05:38,063 But I don't, like, like you. 72 00:05:40,703 --> 00:05:43,729 Yeah. Yeah, I gathered. 73 00:05:43,906 --> 00:05:47,171 That's why I brought you here, so we could clear the air between us. 74 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:50,437 lt's really sweet of you to go to all this trouble... 75 00:05:50,613 --> 00:05:55,073 ...the chute and all. But my friends are gonna wonder where I am. 76 00:05:55,251 --> 00:05:57,185 -No, they're not. -Why? 77 00:05:57,353 --> 00:05:59,184 No reason. 78 00:06:00,422 --> 00:06:02,049 Lucy! 79 00:06:02,524 --> 00:06:05,425 -Going to be squashed! -Oh, no! Oh, no! 80 00:06:05,628 --> 00:06:07,220 -Oh, my God. Lucy! -Come on. 81 00:06:07,396 --> 00:06:09,728 lt's not like they're gonna die or anything. 82 00:06:09,932 --> 00:06:13,698 No! No! Oh, no! 83 00:06:13,869 --> 00:06:15,700 Let them out. I'm serious. 84 00:06:15,905 --> 00:06:19,773 Okay. Jesus. Booby trap deactivated. Happy? 85 00:06:26,949 --> 00:06:28,712 That wasn't funny. 86 00:06:28,884 --> 00:06:30,408 lt was kind of funny. 87 00:06:32,154 --> 00:06:33,917 I can't. 88 00:06:35,824 --> 00:06:38,793 -I gotta go. -No, no, I'll go. 89 00:06:40,663 --> 00:06:43,723 I understand this whole thing isn't gonna work out between us... 90 00:06:43,899 --> 00:06:48,097 ...because, obviously, I misinterpreted the whole situation. But.... 91 00:06:50,272 --> 00:06:54,675 I just want you to know that last night was the most alive I've felt in a while. 92 00:06:55,177 --> 00:06:59,546 So I guess I'll see you around. Same Bat-time or whatever. 93 00:07:15,197 --> 00:07:17,358 Come with me. 94 00:07:18,634 --> 00:07:20,693 Come on. What do you have to lose? 95 00:07:21,971 --> 00:07:23,836 Everything. 96 00:07:46,662 --> 00:07:49,529 Oh, my gosh. Lucy Diamond has Amy. 97 00:07:49,698 --> 00:07:52,292 You guys, she's been kidnapped. 98 00:07:55,704 --> 00:07:57,501 A D.E.B. is down. 99 00:07:58,107 --> 00:08:00,405 We will spare no expense. 100 00:08:00,609 --> 00:08:02,839 We will leave no rock unturned. 101 00:08:03,012 --> 00:08:08,109 We will not rest until we see that she comes back safely. 102 00:08:15,391 --> 00:08:17,325 No, no! 103 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:37,201 No way! Are you... ? 104 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:38,880 I know. 105 00:08:49,158 --> 00:08:50,887 Amy, where are you? 106 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,119 I know you're out playing hooky with Lucy... 107 00:08:53,295 --> 00:08:56,890 ...but they have the whole school looking for you. Bobby, everybody. 108 00:08:57,066 --> 00:08:58,294 Call me. 109 00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:01,903 You know where she is? Do you know where she is? 110 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:04,437 How about this? Do you wanna answer me? 111 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:15,083 Amy, oh, my God, if you don't come back, I'm telling. 112 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:18,708 I am telling your mother. I'm calling her and telling her right now. 113 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:53,020 Seriously, Amy, I'm sorry I left such a mean message. Just.... 114 00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,786 Please, come home. 115 00:10:10,272 --> 00:10:13,332 So then this mysterious man shows up at my high school... 116 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,773 ...and hands me this letter which is, like: 117 00:10:15,944 --> 00:10:19,380 "Congratulations, you've just been accepted into Jameson University." 118 00:10:19,548 --> 00:10:23,348 And I'm like, "I didn't apply to Jameson University." 119 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,682 The government's freaky that way. 120 00:10:26,855 --> 00:10:28,447 Yeah. 121 00:10:30,759 --> 00:10:34,889 So, what does it measure, this secret test in the SAT? 122 00:10:35,063 --> 00:10:37,054 I don't know. 123 00:10:38,767 --> 00:10:43,033 -You never asked? -No. lt measures spy stuff. 124 00:10:46,141 --> 00:10:48,507 -What? -lt's just weird that you let... 125 00:10:48,677 --> 00:10:52,670 ...this test decide what you're gonna be, and you don't even know what it is. 126 00:10:53,215 --> 00:10:57,709 lt doesn't decide what I'm gonna be. lt's an aptitude test. 127 00:10:58,220 --> 00:11:01,553 lt measures aptitude, I guess. 128 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:03,417 Okay. 129 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:06,925 -You should do what you're good at. -No, you should do what you love. 130 00:11:07,095 --> 00:11:08,892 I am doing what I love. 131 00:11:09,064 --> 00:11:12,056 -Why are you psychoanalyzing me? -I'm not psychoanalyzing you. 132 00:11:12,234 --> 00:11:15,670 I mean, just because I'm not some badass master criminal... 133 00:11:15,837 --> 00:11:18,271 ...doesn't mean that what I do is not important. 134 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,603 -I didn't say it wasn't important. -Do you love a life of crime? 135 00:11:21,810 --> 00:11:24,608 -Yeah, I do. -So you get a kick out of... 136 00:11:24,813 --> 00:11:27,611 ...taking money from hard-working, honest people. 137 00:11:27,816 --> 00:11:29,283 -What is your problem? -I just-- 138 00:11:29,451 --> 00:11:32,386 -I don't think you should judge me. -I'm not. 139 00:11:32,554 --> 00:11:35,387 I'm not the one that got picked out of a gajillion people... 140 00:11:35,557 --> 00:11:38,685 ...to be Miss Super-Duper Crime-Fighting Goody-Two-Shoes. 141 00:11:38,961 --> 00:11:41,759 I've never been perfect at anything. 142 00:11:46,068 --> 00:11:47,695 Look... 143 00:11:48,203 --> 00:11:52,196 ...I didn't even wanna be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate. 144 00:11:54,276 --> 00:11:56,836 Pirates are criminals. 145 00:11:58,614 --> 00:12:00,206 Whoops. 146 00:12:00,415 --> 00:12:03,942 I wanted to go to art school. 147 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,284 -Art school? -ln Barcelona. 148 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:09,283 -You should go, you should do it. -Maybe. 149 00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:13,755 After I make the world safe from people like you. 150 00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:20,425 I don't know what the test saw in me. 151 00:12:20,602 --> 00:12:25,437 Everybody thinks I am gonna make this perfect spy but me. 152 00:12:27,009 --> 00:12:29,375 I guess I'm proving them all wrong now. 153 00:12:32,748 --> 00:12:35,148 ls that what you're doing with me? 154 00:12:35,317 --> 00:12:36,648 Sabotaging your spy career? 155 00:12:36,885 --> 00:12:40,912 I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you... 156 00:12:41,957 --> 00:12:45,393 ...than I do when I'm with me. 157 00:12:46,628 --> 00:12:48,493 Look, let's just... 158 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:50,791 ...forget we're here, okay? 159 00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:53,662 Let's pretend we're in Barcelona, you're in art school... 160 00:12:53,835 --> 00:12:56,167 ...and I'm renting sailboats to tourists. 161 00:12:57,272 --> 00:13:01,766 And nobody is a superhero, nobody is a villain, we're just us. 162 00:13:27,969 --> 00:13:30,233 Max here. This better be really good. 163 00:13:31,239 --> 00:13:35,141 -You are the D.E.B.S. ? -Who is this? 164 00:13:35,811 --> 00:13:38,371 I know where your friend is. 165 00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:41,211 We've got a lead on Amy. Let's go. 166 00:13:46,021 --> 00:13:47,955 Oh, no, no, no.... 167 00:13:53,995 --> 00:13:56,088 Get your ass over here. 168 00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:58,757 We got a lead on Amy. 169 00:14:00,268 --> 00:14:03,328 And no boys upstairs after curfew. 170 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:06,364 Out. 171 00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:10,740 Pick up, pick up, pick up.... 172 00:14:31,299 --> 00:14:33,790 -My God. I'm so sorry. -Did you just snap my bra? 173 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:35,263 -No. -Yeah, you did. 174 00:14:46,748 --> 00:14:50,878 -That hasn't happened since 6th grade. -I was trying to be smooth. 175 00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:54,520 -What? You did it first. -You're dead. 176 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:02,291 And bingo! I am the god of Bingo. 177 00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,394 Breach. 178 00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:17,977 Bingo. Bingo. Bingo. 179 00:15:18,146 --> 00:15:20,114 Bingo! 180 00:15:26,588 --> 00:15:27,646 Damn it! 181 00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:31,292 -Say mercy. Come on. Say mercy. -No. No. No. 182 00:15:33,328 --> 00:15:34,989 -Do you give? Do you gi--? -No. 183 00:15:40,602 --> 00:15:42,797 Do you love me? 184 00:15:44,139 --> 00:15:45,436 Yes. 185 00:15:54,115 --> 00:15:55,776 Come on. 186 00:15:57,886 --> 00:16:00,582 What the hell? 187 00:16:00,789 --> 00:16:02,882 I couldn't stop them. 188 00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:05,719 -You look nice. -Thanks. 189 00:16:05,894 --> 00:16:07,054 What? 190 00:16:07,229 --> 00:16:09,720 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 191 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:13,026 Let's go. 192 00:16:13,201 --> 00:16:14,725 Sorry. 193 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:49,929 Oh, God. 194 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,531 lt is not what you think. 195 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:06,285 I hope it was worth it. 196 00:17:08,456 --> 00:17:11,914 You really should check your messages. 197 00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:21,862 Look, it'll be okay. 198 00:17:23,405 --> 00:17:25,236 No, it won't. 199 00:17:49,331 --> 00:17:51,231 This is a nightmare. 200 00:17:51,399 --> 00:17:54,266 This is-- This is not happening. 201 00:18:06,514 --> 00:18:08,311 Are you kidding me? 202 00:18:08,483 --> 00:18:10,974 We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you... 203 00:18:11,152 --> 00:18:12,915 ...and you're boning the suspect? 204 00:18:13,321 --> 00:18:16,188 What did you think this was, a joke? 205 00:18:16,358 --> 00:18:20,294 "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours... 206 00:18:20,462 --> 00:18:23,260 ...so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style." 207 00:18:23,431 --> 00:18:25,763 I was doing research. 208 00:18:25,934 --> 00:18:27,925 I'll bet. 209 00:18:29,671 --> 00:18:33,471 Treason. Consorting with the enemy. 210 00:18:33,642 --> 00:18:35,940 Aiding and abetting. 211 00:18:36,277 --> 00:18:39,940 I'm going to be the laughingstock of the entire intelligence community. 212 00:18:40,115 --> 00:18:43,710 I am going to send you so far away... 213 00:18:43,885 --> 00:18:46,945 ...that luxuries like toilet paper and Diet Coke... 214 00:18:47,122 --> 00:18:49,682 ...will be as a distant dream to you. 215 00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:51,621 Ms. Petrie. 216 00:18:53,261 --> 00:18:54,523 ls somebody talking to me? 217 00:18:54,696 --> 00:18:57,221 Because that would be extremely ill-advised right now. 218 00:18:57,399 --> 00:19:00,391 Ms. Petrie, this infraction is a considerable embarrassment... 219 00:19:00,568 --> 00:19:04,299 -...to you and the academy, right? -Have I not been speaking in English? 220 00:19:04,472 --> 00:19:07,498 Well, there is a way that we can turn it all around. 221 00:19:08,343 --> 00:19:10,038 Explain. 222 00:19:10,378 --> 00:19:13,506 Make Amy D.E.B. of the year next week at endgame. 223 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,911 Nobody knows what happened tonight but us. 224 00:19:17,485 --> 00:19:22,081 What good would it do to send Amy to Siberia? Nothing. 225 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:27,557 Your pride and joy will be disgraced, and for what? 226 00:19:27,729 --> 00:19:30,823 Exactly. So here's what we're gonna do. 227 00:19:30,999 --> 00:19:32,899 Tomorrow we're gonna go to class... 228 00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:35,662 ...and we're gonna report that we rescued Amy... 229 00:19:35,837 --> 00:19:37,668 ...just in the nick of time. 230 00:19:37,839 --> 00:19:40,899 And Amy is gonna act traumatized but cool. 231 00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:44,603 And she will go to endgame on Saturday with Bobby. 232 00:19:44,846 --> 00:19:47,747 And she'll give a speech about how she battled Lucy... 233 00:19:47,916 --> 00:19:50,441 ...and lived to fight another day. 234 00:19:50,618 --> 00:19:55,555 And you, Ms. Petrie, will get another feather in your cap. 235 00:19:55,957 --> 00:19:59,085 And we don't lose a valued member of our team. 236 00:19:59,961 --> 00:20:02,122 But she's obviously in love with our nemesis. 237 00:20:02,330 --> 00:20:05,788 How can I make sure she won't run off again? 238 00:20:05,967 --> 00:20:08,265 Well, let's ask her. 239 00:20:13,208 --> 00:20:15,369 The Amy that I know... 240 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:20,606 ...wouldn't sell out her friends and her country for some supervillain. 241 00:20:21,249 --> 00:20:23,217 The Amy that I know... 242 00:20:23,384 --> 00:20:25,579 ...she must have been brainwashed or something. 243 00:20:25,754 --> 00:20:30,953 Maybe Lucy was doing some type of experiments with mind control. 244 00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:35,125 Because the Amy that I know would never... 245 00:20:35,897 --> 00:20:38,127 ...ever betray us like that. 246 00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:43,666 You didn't know what you were doing, right? 247 00:20:43,872 --> 00:20:45,237 Right. 248 00:20:45,406 --> 00:20:47,670 And there's no way that you're in love with her? 249 00:20:48,143 --> 00:20:50,577 No. No way. 250 00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:53,846 Good. 251 00:20:54,015 --> 00:20:56,074 -You'll keep her secret? -Are you kidding? 252 00:20:56,518 --> 00:20:58,110 No way I'm telling. 253 00:21:00,889 --> 00:21:05,189 Perhaps we can chalk this up to the indiscretions of youth. 254 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,864 I underestimated you, Brewer. Good work. 255 00:21:12,033 --> 00:21:14,365 I'll remember this when I review applications... 256 00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:16,094 ...for the lnternational Bureau. 257 00:21:16,271 --> 00:21:18,967 Have Miss Bradshaw vetted for information she may have... 258 00:21:19,140 --> 00:21:20,607 ...on Diamond's whereabouts. 259 00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:24,342 She is to be placed on round-the-clock lockdown... 260 00:21:24,512 --> 00:21:27,913 ...only out for missions and class. 261 00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:32,613 Be grateful you have friends who care for you. 262 00:21:32,787 --> 00:21:35,517 Too bad it's more than they can say for you. 263 00:21:40,795 --> 00:21:42,228 -Max-- -No. 264 00:21:42,430 --> 00:21:44,125 D.E.B.S. stick together. 265 00:21:44,332 --> 00:21:47,165 But do not misunderstand me, I do not forgive you. 266 00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:50,470 -Max. -And you. 267 00:21:50,638 --> 00:21:52,128 I don't even wanna look at you. 268 00:21:52,307 --> 00:21:55,868 You let me go on this whole time believing that she was in trouble. 269 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,207 You can forget about that recommendation. 270 00:22:02,851 --> 00:22:06,150 Well, you're not as boring as I thought... 271 00:22:06,454 --> 00:22:10,220 ...but you are not as bright either. 272 00:22:11,860 --> 00:22:14,260 -Bobby-- -Don't. 273 00:22:16,531 --> 00:22:19,830 Janet, I am so sorry. 274 00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:23,437 All I ever wanted was to earn my stripes. 275 00:22:23,605 --> 00:22:28,065 Because I believe in it, you know? I believe in what we do. 276 00:22:28,910 --> 00:22:31,276 And now.... 277 00:22:40,788 --> 00:22:44,918 -Where is Lucy now? -I don't know. 278 00:22:45,093 --> 00:22:47,391 Are you gonna see her again? 279 00:23:33,041 --> 00:23:34,770 Hey. 280 00:23:34,943 --> 00:23:36,433 Hey. 281 00:23:37,946 --> 00:23:41,939 So you and me going to endgame together? 282 00:23:42,116 --> 00:23:44,175 Yeah. I guess. 283 00:23:47,055 --> 00:23:49,080 I still love you. 284 00:23:49,257 --> 00:23:51,487 I know you still love me too. 285 00:23:57,198 --> 00:23:58,825 Yeah. 286 00:24:05,506 --> 00:24:08,600 My dad got this on a drug bust in Malaysia. 287 00:24:10,878 --> 00:24:12,140 Listen... 288 00:24:12,313 --> 00:24:14,281 ...I've been thinking. 289 00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:17,176 That whole lezzy thing... 290 00:24:17,352 --> 00:24:19,786 ...it's kind of hot. 291 00:24:19,954 --> 00:24:22,115 See you tonight, babe. 292 00:24:33,101 --> 00:24:35,399 You did the right thing. 293 00:24:43,978 --> 00:24:45,502 Hey. 294 00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:48,342 How do you do that? 295 00:24:48,516 --> 00:24:51,747 For a top-secret installation, your security really is for shit. 296 00:24:51,986 --> 00:24:54,921 -You can't be here. -Oh, I know. 297 00:24:55,123 --> 00:24:57,591 You say you can't see me, and then I see you anyway. 298 00:24:57,759 --> 00:25:00,990 -lt's kind of this little game we play. -Get out. 299 00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:03,390 ls this about your friends? Because if it is... 300 00:25:03,564 --> 00:25:05,395 ...I can just talk to them, you know. 301 00:25:05,566 --> 00:25:07,261 We can work out some sort of detente. 302 00:25:07,435 --> 00:25:09,494 -I said, get out. I'm warning you. -Amy. 303 00:25:14,042 --> 00:25:15,771 You have to go now. 304 00:25:18,746 --> 00:25:23,046 lt's your stupid friends. Why don't you just think for yourself for a change. 305 00:25:33,761 --> 00:25:35,353 She's gone. 306 00:25:35,763 --> 00:25:37,788 Are you okay? 307 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,797 I thought you were different! 308 00:25:58,186 --> 00:26:02,555 She thinks I'm bad news? Oh, I'll give her bad news. 309 00:26:08,096 --> 00:26:11,122 -What are you doing? -Australia's toast. 310 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:14,393 -What's wrong with Australians? -I don't like their attitude. 311 00:26:14,569 --> 00:26:17,436 Okay. Hey, come on. 312 00:26:30,118 --> 00:26:32,746 Scud, I don't know how this happened to me, but... 313 00:26:33,855 --> 00:26:36,289 ...being bad doesn't feel good anymore. 314 00:26:37,859 --> 00:26:39,850 Do you love her? 315 00:26:44,866 --> 00:26:48,199 You're willing to give up all this... 316 00:26:48,369 --> 00:26:51,861 ...the life of crime, the whole nine yards? 317 00:26:53,174 --> 00:26:55,233 Whatever it takes. 318 00:26:57,945 --> 00:26:59,810 All right, then. 319 00:26:59,981 --> 00:27:01,710 We're going in. 320 00:27:01,883 --> 00:27:03,612 What? 321 00:27:04,185 --> 00:27:06,551 We gots to get her back. 322 00:27:22,136 --> 00:27:24,366 In a remarkable twist, sums of stolen money... 323 00:27:24,539 --> 00:27:26,530 ...have been reappearing in bank accounts. 324 00:27:26,707 --> 00:27:30,302 Authorities are trying to determine the location of these wire transfers... 325 00:27:30,478 --> 00:27:32,810 ...however, have been unsuccessful at this time. 326 00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:36,133 The Louvre received a surprise package this morning... 327 00:28:36,344 --> 00:28:40,542 ...a shipment of stolen paintings estimated to be worth $ 1 5 million. 328 00:28:40,715 --> 00:28:44,082 Insider sources say that the artwork was originally taken... 329 00:28:44,252 --> 00:28:47,244 ...by notorious supervillain Lucy Diamond. 330 00:29:19,453 --> 00:29:21,921 She's out there somewhere. 331 00:29:23,591 --> 00:29:25,456 lt's time for plan B. 332 00:29:25,626 --> 00:29:28,652 -There's a plan B? -Yeah. 333 00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:38,165 -Getting ready for tonight? -Hey, Mr. P. 334 00:29:41,409 --> 00:29:44,401 Tell me, Amy, how are you getting along? 335 00:29:44,812 --> 00:29:46,939 Okay, I guess. 336 00:29:48,316 --> 00:29:50,443 You know, I've found that in this business... 337 00:29:50,618 --> 00:29:53,348 ...there isn't much room for love. 338 00:29:53,521 --> 00:29:56,684 Love requires trust, and trust requires honesty. 339 00:30:00,428 --> 00:30:03,397 -Mr. P., can I ask you a question? -Of course. 340 00:30:03,564 --> 00:30:06,624 I got a perfect score on the secret test in the SAT. 341 00:30:06,801 --> 00:30:08,792 -Yes, you did. -But... 342 00:30:08,969 --> 00:30:11,494 -...what does that test measure? -I'm sorry? 343 00:30:11,672 --> 00:30:14,470 I mean, Dominique is a sex addict. 344 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:18,367 Janet, she has a couple of shoplifting convictions. 345 00:30:18,546 --> 00:30:20,844 Max? Well, she's borderline psychotic. 346 00:30:21,048 --> 00:30:25,508 But nothing in my past indicated that I'd be good at being a spy. 347 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:27,915 So... 348 00:30:28,089 --> 00:30:30,580 ...why did I get a perfect score? 349 00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:36,891 The test measures your ability to lie. 350 00:30:38,199 --> 00:30:40,531 You are a perfect liar. 351 00:30:42,970 --> 00:30:45,598 Don't get me wrong. Perfect liars make perfect spies. 352 00:30:45,773 --> 00:30:49,038 The rest we can teach, but subterfuge... 353 00:30:49,210 --> 00:30:51,110 ...that comes naturally. 354 00:30:53,681 --> 00:30:56,673 Look, have fun tonight. 355 00:30:57,351 --> 00:31:00,252 Endgame only happens once a year. 356 00:31:01,255 --> 00:31:03,280 Enjoy yourself. 357 00:31:37,324 --> 00:31:40,725 -Okay, what's the plan? -There's security here, here and here. 358 00:31:40,895 --> 00:31:44,160 We'll infiltrate through the rooftop and take out the guards here. 359 00:31:44,331 --> 00:31:46,925 Through the vents, rappel down the elevator shaft... 360 00:31:47,101 --> 00:31:49,831 ...and then bungee-jump down to the dance floor. 361 00:31:50,037 --> 00:31:52,028 Okay, check. What next? 362 00:31:55,976 --> 00:31:58,911 "Tell her that you love her." Scud, that's your plan? 363 00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:02,913 -That's not a plan! -War is easy. Love is hard. 364 00:32:04,185 --> 00:32:05,584 Okay, so how's this? 365 00:32:05,753 --> 00:32:07,618 "My tour of duty behind enemy lines... 366 00:32:07,788 --> 00:32:10,518 ...has taught me to remain vigilant to my core values: 367 00:32:10,691 --> 00:32:13,854 Bravery, loyalty and justice. 368 00:32:14,061 --> 00:32:17,121 And so it is a great honor for me to accept this award...." 369 00:32:17,298 --> 00:32:18,595 Blah, blah, blah. 370 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,166 What if she really loves her? 371 00:32:22,837 --> 00:32:25,829 I mean, what if Lucy makes her happy? 372 00:32:27,708 --> 00:32:31,838 lf you were really her best friend, you'd probably let her go. 373 00:32:33,581 --> 00:32:36,072 You can't decide matters of the heart. 374 00:32:36,584 --> 00:32:38,381 lt is madness to try. 375 00:32:40,221 --> 00:32:42,280 lt's time. 376 00:32:56,036 --> 00:32:58,129 Okay, so I just wrote down a couple words... 377 00:32:58,305 --> 00:33:00,398 ...explaining our version of what happened... 378 00:33:00,608 --> 00:33:03,668 ...and expressing your gratitude at being honored. 379 00:33:03,844 --> 00:33:05,402 And... 380 00:33:05,746 --> 00:33:08,214 ...I'm sorry that we've been fighting. 381 00:33:08,382 --> 00:33:10,543 lt's just I really want what's best for you. 382 00:33:11,118 --> 00:33:12,745 I know. 383 00:33:15,256 --> 00:33:17,417 All right. Your speech. 384 00:33:33,841 --> 00:33:35,934 Attention, D.E.B.S.! 385 00:33:36,143 --> 00:33:37,735 Dudes! 386 00:33:42,049 --> 00:33:43,573 Once in a blue moon... 387 00:33:44,018 --> 00:33:46,179 ...an exceptional young lady comes along... 388 00:33:46,387 --> 00:33:51,950 ...who truly exemplifies what it means to be a D.E.B. 389 00:33:52,159 --> 00:33:56,027 Discipline. Energy. Beauty. 390 00:33:56,897 --> 00:34:00,060 Lucy Diamond's been spotted infiltrating the-- 391 00:34:05,606 --> 00:34:08,302 Secure every entrance to this place, every floor. 392 00:34:08,475 --> 00:34:12,036 Nobody gets in or out without my say-so. 393 00:34:12,212 --> 00:34:13,907 Game over, Diamond. 394 00:34:14,081 --> 00:34:17,141 I have spent my life defending this great country of ours... 395 00:34:17,318 --> 00:34:19,878 ...and I have learned one thing: 396 00:34:20,054 --> 00:34:23,455 That sometimes it's not on the battlefield... 397 00:34:23,624 --> 00:34:25,489 ...where true courage is shown. 398 00:34:36,103 --> 00:34:40,267 Amy Bradshaw survived one of the worst tragedies... 399 00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:43,171 ...that could happen to a young lady. 400 00:34:43,344 --> 00:34:45,505 Kidnapped... 401 00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:48,443 ...held hostage... 402 00:34:48,616 --> 00:34:50,584 ...for seven terrible days. 403 00:34:50,784 --> 00:34:52,979 -Matthews here. -We're not seeing her. 404 00:34:53,954 --> 00:34:55,444 Look again! 405 00:34:55,623 --> 00:35:00,822 What fears she may have known, none of us can fully appreciate. 406 00:35:01,362 --> 00:35:04,695 But she has agreed to tell us part of what she learned... 407 00:35:04,865 --> 00:35:06,924 ...on her journey. 408 00:35:07,134 --> 00:35:13,471 lt gives me great pleasure tonight to give our greatest honor... 409 00:35:13,641 --> 00:35:15,802 ...the Mary Jane... 410 00:35:15,976 --> 00:35:18,843 ...to our very own perfect score... 411 00:35:20,047 --> 00:35:21,844 ...Amy Bradshaw! 412 00:35:38,399 --> 00:35:40,390 Courage. 413 00:35:40,868 --> 00:35:43,063 "Courage" is a big word. 414 00:35:43,504 --> 00:35:45,495 I did not know what courage meant to me... 415 00:35:45,673 --> 00:35:49,700 ...until I endured seven agonizing days... 416 00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:52,004 ...in captivity... 417 00:35:52,846 --> 00:35:53,870 Go. 418 00:35:55,382 --> 00:35:59,910 ...captured and held hostage by a madwoman. 419 00:36:00,087 --> 00:36:02,817 -Report. -We've got nothing here. 420 00:36:14,702 --> 00:36:16,897 lt was a routine mission gone terribly wrong. 421 00:36:24,712 --> 00:36:28,170 I was separated from my squad and knocked unconscious. 422 00:36:34,421 --> 00:36:36,753 I awoke in the arms of the enemy. 423 00:37:12,092 --> 00:37:15,653 Just the sound of my own desperate thoughts to keep me company. 424 00:37:16,463 --> 00:37:21,867 lf there is corruption in this city, Lucy Diamond is behind it. 425 00:37:23,670 --> 00:37:28,664 lf there is indecency to be found, she is the root. 426 00:37:28,942 --> 00:37:33,174 lf there is evil in this world, its name is Lucy Diamond. 427 00:37:38,652 --> 00:37:40,916 lt's not until moments like this... 428 00:37:41,088 --> 00:37:43,682 ...when you are forced to take stock of yourself... 429 00:37:43,891 --> 00:37:47,383 ...that you see what you are made of. 430 00:37:48,395 --> 00:37:50,329 lt's not until moments like this... 431 00:37:50,497 --> 00:37:53,432 ...when you have to remember what's right and true... 432 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,764 ...because it's moments like this when you discover... 433 00:37:57,938 --> 00:38:00,133 ...what it truly means to be a D.E.B. 434 00:38:11,318 --> 00:38:14,219 Which is why I can't accept this award from you tonight. 435 00:38:14,421 --> 00:38:16,321 Because the truth is... 436 00:38:16,490 --> 00:38:21,689 ...the time I spent with Lucy Diamond were the happiest days of my life. 437 00:38:22,830 --> 00:38:26,561 And the only brave thing I've done this whole time... 438 00:38:26,733 --> 00:38:28,462 ...is what I'm doing now. 439 00:38:30,704 --> 00:38:33,298 So if you'lI excuse me... 440 00:38:34,241 --> 00:38:36,641 ...I have a date with the devil. 441 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:44,177 -Oh, my God! -Was that in the speech? 442 00:38:44,685 --> 00:38:47,654 No, that's not in the speech. 443 00:38:59,099 --> 00:39:01,067 Son of a-- 444 00:39:01,401 --> 00:39:05,098 Hostile has escaped and is on the run heading towards sector 1 2. 445 00:39:20,721 --> 00:39:22,518 lt's Lucy Diamond! She's here! 446 00:39:22,689 --> 00:39:24,748 Everybody, run for your lives! 447 00:39:34,067 --> 00:39:36,194 Let's do this. 448 00:39:50,784 --> 00:39:52,513 Oh, shit. 449 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,709 -We've gotta stop meeting like this. -I'm so sorry. I didn't even know what-- 450 00:40:58,986 --> 00:41:00,783 Get a room. 451 00:41:01,955 --> 00:41:04,856 -You are AWOL, soldier. -Max, please. 452 00:41:05,025 --> 00:41:06,049 -Freeze! -Scud! 453 00:41:06,226 --> 00:41:07,386 -Yeah? -Not helping! 454 00:41:07,594 --> 00:41:09,357 -My bad. -Can't you see... 455 00:41:09,529 --> 00:41:11,190 ...she's breaking up the D.E.B.S.? 456 00:41:11,665 --> 00:41:13,792 What did I tell you the first time I met you? 457 00:41:14,301 --> 00:41:17,065 High-protein diets were overrated. 458 00:41:17,237 --> 00:41:19,535 After that. 459 00:41:20,540 --> 00:41:24,135 -That we'd always be friends. -I meant it. 460 00:41:26,246 --> 00:41:28,043 Max! 461 00:41:38,992 --> 00:41:42,553 lf you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you. 462 00:41:45,565 --> 00:41:47,362 Deal. 463 00:41:53,507 --> 00:41:55,372 I'm counting on you to keep her honest. 464 00:41:55,942 --> 00:41:57,500 I will. 465 00:42:03,050 --> 00:42:05,041 You guys better get going. 466 00:42:08,288 --> 00:42:10,552 I never really liked you... 467 00:42:10,724 --> 00:42:13,557 ...but I'm sad to see you go. 468 00:42:18,198 --> 00:42:22,225 -So where are you going to? -I think, Barcelona. 469 00:42:23,170 --> 00:42:25,035 I'll miss you. 470 00:42:26,206 --> 00:42:28,197 -Can I have your room? -Sure. 471 00:42:29,576 --> 00:42:31,043 Okay. 472 00:42:34,714 --> 00:42:36,614 Rule the school. 473 00:42:36,783 --> 00:42:38,614 I always do. 474 00:42:44,891 --> 00:42:47,485 There's a service exit that way. 475 00:42:47,727 --> 00:42:49,388 Good luck. 476 00:42:51,098 --> 00:42:52,725 And, Amy... 477 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,700 ...be careful. 478 00:43:05,812 --> 00:43:08,804 -Which way did they go? -They went that way. 479 00:43:24,531 --> 00:43:28,695 -Don't say I never gave you nothing. -My stripes? 480 00:43:28,869 --> 00:43:31,429 -Really? -Really. 481 00:43:32,139 --> 00:43:33,970 -Thank you! -You're welcome. 482 00:43:34,141 --> 00:43:36,473 Okay, okay. That's enough, that's enough. 483 00:43:36,643 --> 00:43:38,235 Okay. 484 00:43:39,513 --> 00:43:41,344 I was wondering if maybe you wanted-- 485 00:43:41,515 --> 00:43:43,176 Yes! 486 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:45,113 I didn't ask you anything yet. 487 00:43:45,285 --> 00:43:47,549 Whatever it is, yes. 488 00:43:47,787 --> 00:43:49,812 Awesome.