0 00:00:00,900 --> 00:01:00,902 Visit us @ ukb-kvcd.com "K3LtZ" 1 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:08,289 After a hotly contested race, Americans go to the polls today... 2 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:11,155 in what promises to be a very close election. 3 00:01:11,259 --> 00:01:15,095 The Republican Andrew Boone, hoping to hold on to the Oval Office... 4 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:17,431 by edging out... 5 00:01:17,432 --> 00:01:19,729 the Democratic challenger Donald Greenleaf. 6 00:01:40,987 --> 00:01:43,352 Bud... Bud. 7 00:01:44,757 --> 00:01:45,415 Bud! 8 00:01:50,062 --> 00:01:51,323 I'll call... I'll call him back. 9 00:01:51,630 --> 00:01:54,496 If we had a phone, you could. Come on! 10 00:01:57,202 --> 00:01:59,795 Goddamnit! It's cold. 11 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,770 We're gonna be late again. You need a shower. 12 00:02:03,741 --> 00:02:05,765 Can't believe you slept in your clothes! 13 00:02:17,253 --> 00:02:18,742 Leave me any hot water? 14 00:02:19,689 --> 00:02:22,282 I don't know. Water heater fix itself? 15 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:27,663 Christ, Molly! Why don't you just take the day off, okay? 16 00:02:27,663 --> 00:02:29,323 I'll write you a note. 17 00:02:31,934 --> 00:02:34,367 Now! I'm not going to tell you again! 18 00:02:35,537 --> 00:02:36,332 Get up! 19 00:02:46,047 --> 00:02:46,740 Bud! 20 00:02:47,582 --> 00:02:49,276 Alright, I'm coming! 21 00:03:24,382 --> 00:03:26,906 - What? - Egg salad. 22 00:03:27,952 --> 00:03:28,645 Again? 23 00:03:29,454 --> 00:03:30,818 You like egg salad. 24 00:03:30,889 --> 00:03:35,416 Well, not every damn day I don't. You could mix it up a little. 25 00:03:35,659 --> 00:03:36,716 We're on a budget. 26 00:03:37,127 --> 00:03:39,594 You wanna eat better? Drink less beer. 27 00:03:42,232 --> 00:03:43,960 - Fine. - Fine. 28 00:03:45,469 --> 00:03:49,268 - And don't forget today. - What's... what's today? 29 00:03:49,839 --> 00:03:51,169 Election day, dummy! 30 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,431 I'm supposed to do a report on you voting, remember? 31 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:57,307 I already told you before I'm not even registered. 32 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,781 I registered for you in the mail. 33 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,750 That's great, I could get jury duty now. 34 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:06,181 - It's your civic responsibility. - It's my civic, my what? 35 00:04:06,354 --> 00:04:08,055 It's your civic responsibility. 36 00:04:08,056 --> 00:04:10,717 My civic responsibility? Where you learning this crap? 37 00:04:11,993 --> 00:04:13,289 Mrs. Abernathy. 38 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,655 Well, stay away from her. 39 00:04:17,231 --> 00:04:18,424 She's my teacher. 40 00:04:44,189 --> 00:04:44,984 Sign this. 41 00:04:47,993 --> 00:04:48,651 What is it? 42 00:04:49,261 --> 00:04:52,423 A questionnaire. I'm supposed to ask you about your politics. 43 00:04:53,332 --> 00:04:55,526 Well, go ahead. 44 00:04:55,633 --> 00:04:56,690 I already filled it in. 45 00:04:58,102 --> 00:04:59,432 I wanted you to sound smart. 46 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:03,805 Give me the first question anyway. 47 00:05:07,545 --> 00:05:09,205 What's your political affiliation? 48 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:15,439 Alright, I'm a conscious objector. 49 00:05:15,952 --> 00:05:20,256 It's not a war, Bud. It's an election. And you are an independent. 50 00:05:20,257 --> 00:05:23,783 Independent? Why in the hell would I be an independent? 51 00:05:24,326 --> 00:05:25,760 Because the two party system... 52 00:05:25,761 --> 00:05:28,786 has neglected the needs of the working poor. 53 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:30,687 - Let me tell you something, baby... - Here we go again. 54 00:05:33,269 --> 00:05:36,260 The voting doesn't count for a goddamn thing. 55 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,266 Just a way to make you feel like you're in control of something. 56 00:05:39,841 --> 00:05:43,911 It doesn't matter who you vote for, we can't afford insurance and... 57 00:05:43,912 --> 00:05:47,972 if you get sick, I'm gonna have to start selling my blood again. 58 00:05:48,116 --> 00:05:51,952 Mrs. Abernathy said every vote counts. It's a social contract. 59 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:56,581 It's a social contract. This Mrs. Abernathy is full of shit. 60 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,308 Meet me at the polling place after work. 61 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:19,668 Fine. 62 00:06:24,883 --> 00:06:26,076 You forgetting something? 63 00:06:29,688 --> 00:06:33,088 Bud, screw this up and I'm leaving you. 64 00:06:38,929 --> 00:06:39,758 Do good! 65 00:07:09,891 --> 00:07:10,447 Where... 66 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:13,985 Where the hell is Dewey? 67 00:07:15,096 --> 00:07:16,255 He got laid off. 68 00:07:16,330 --> 00:07:18,820 Bullshit! He got insourced. 69 00:07:19,767 --> 00:07:20,733 Insourced? 70 00:07:20,935 --> 00:07:24,734 Insourced. Instead of exporting our jobs to Mexico... 71 00:07:24,871 --> 00:07:27,498 they're importing Mexicans to take our jobs. 72 00:07:28,008 --> 00:07:29,565 You're paranoid, you know that? 73 00:07:30,377 --> 00:07:34,540 Attention! The opening this morning is officially cancelled. 74 00:07:38,018 --> 00:07:40,417 I can't even read the damn signs no more! 75 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:44,313 Our days are numbered, fellas. You mark my words! 76 00:07:44,723 --> 00:07:46,986 These hombres work twice as hard for half the money. 77 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,386 I just figure they need this job twice as bad as us! 78 00:07:51,296 --> 00:07:53,456 Whose side are you on? 79 00:07:53,698 --> 00:07:57,690 I don't take sides, Lowell. Just stating the obvious. 80 00:07:59,637 --> 00:08:02,070 Next thing, they'll be taking away our right to vote. 81 00:08:03,107 --> 00:08:04,004 You voting, Bud? 82 00:08:04,642 --> 00:08:06,734 It's a social contract, isn't it? 83 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:09,468 Who are you voting for? 84 00:08:11,415 --> 00:08:12,813 Shit if I know! 85 00:08:16,586 --> 00:08:21,750 I think I picked up a couple shades. Looks like an eight. 86 00:08:21,991 --> 00:08:23,014 What do you think, Marty? 87 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,256 I don't like the margin in Florida. 88 00:08:26,429 --> 00:08:30,091 Bus some young Republicans down to the polling stations in Palm Beach. 89 00:08:30,332 --> 00:08:34,734 Make sure they're tall, they're blonde and they're men. 90 00:08:35,637 --> 00:08:39,970 Because old Jews see a pack of angry young white males... 91 00:08:40,108 --> 00:08:42,803 and they're gonna think twice about getting out of their car! 92 00:08:44,045 --> 00:08:48,037 Kennedy was a nine. And he put a man on the moon. 93 00:08:50,784 --> 00:08:53,986 That's what we need. Something to shoot for. 94 00:08:53,987 --> 00:08:57,285 A defining moment. Like... I don't know. 95 00:09:00,460 --> 00:09:01,585 Cure for cancer. 96 00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:08,400 Ohio run the gay marriage ad every twenty minutes. 97 00:09:08,401 --> 00:09:10,802 Let's see if we can't get those God fearing bastards off the fence. 98 00:09:10,803 --> 00:09:13,362 We take a bunch of scientists, put them in the desert somewhere. 99 00:09:13,738 --> 00:09:16,974 Like the Manhattan project. Are you listening to me? I'm serious about this. 100 00:09:16,975 --> 00:09:19,777 I think that cancer is going to be a tough nut to crack in one term, sir. 101 00:09:19,778 --> 00:09:21,142 So, we make it a ten year plan. 102 00:09:21,446 --> 00:09:23,743 - Lincoln got to see the end of slavery? - No. 103 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:26,206 - Did Kennedy get to see the moon shot? - Nope. 104 00:09:26,384 --> 00:09:30,479 No! But they got the credit! It's the idea that counts. 105 00:09:30,621 --> 00:09:33,680 The guy that sets the goal gets in the history books! 106 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:38,061 Hope and positivity! Marty, the American people want a bright... 107 00:09:38,062 --> 00:09:41,519 shining smile to represent the promise of this country. 108 00:09:42,132 --> 00:09:43,462 Take old Georgie there. 109 00:09:45,435 --> 00:09:48,995 Boy, he was off the charts. 110 00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:51,669 They wanted to make him King. 111 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:54,107 Son of a gun! 112 00:10:08,222 --> 00:10:10,519 Thank you, thank you for coming. 113 00:10:12,093 --> 00:10:16,392 Galena and I would like to thank America... 114 00:10:16,797 --> 00:10:18,991 for this glorious opportunity. 115 00:10:19,133 --> 00:10:23,091 I have met people of every race, color and creed... 116 00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:24,966 during this long campaign. 117 00:10:25,138 --> 00:10:29,130 I pledge to you that my White House will be a rainbow house. 118 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:32,336 It'll be open to people of all colors and creeds. 119 00:10:32,846 --> 00:10:36,212 Now, please, go and vote. We need your support. 120 00:10:42,855 --> 00:10:44,412 That was great. I'm gonna go do press. 121 00:10:44,557 --> 00:10:45,045 Great. 122 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:53,792 Greenleaf! Greenleaf! 123 00:10:54,866 --> 00:10:56,560 Gallup has you down by a point. 124 00:10:56,634 --> 00:11:00,729 CNN, USA Today, has us up by two. News has us down by sixty. 125 00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:03,102 What message are you trying to get out to the undecideds today? 126 00:11:03,173 --> 00:11:06,509 The same message we put out yesterday, last week and last year... 127 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:09,069 when we started this campaign and that's why we're going to win. 128 00:11:09,313 --> 00:11:12,873 Because we have the answers. Not platitudes and jingoistic rhetoric. 129 00:11:13,050 --> 00:11:15,609 This is the truth train operation real deal. 130 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,287 In recent days, the president has aired ads claiming Greenleaf... 131 00:11:19,288 --> 00:11:21,189 has vacationed at a nudist colony. 132 00:11:21,190 --> 00:11:23,885 Come on, now, that's a tired accusation. It's pure fiction. 133 00:11:24,060 --> 00:11:27,662 - Then, how do you answer for the photos? - Right wing blogo-smear, that's how. 134 00:11:27,663 --> 00:11:31,600 I could stand here and perpetuate the rumor that as a young man... 135 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:35,194 the president had a gambling addiction, but I'm got going to sink to their level. 136 00:11:35,637 --> 00:11:38,639 Despite eye witness accounts and documentation. 137 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,300 They sling mud, we sling ideas. 138 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:44,276 Still, if Greenleaf loses, you'll be 0 for 7 on the national scene. 139 00:11:45,913 --> 00:11:49,348 Thank you, Betty. Sorry, folks, that's all I have time for. 140 00:11:49,984 --> 00:11:50,950 Leeches! 141 00:11:52,853 --> 00:11:54,979 Why it's important to vote. 142 00:11:55,055 --> 00:11:57,818 Many brave soldiers sacrificed themselves. 143 00:11:57,991 --> 00:11:59,753 A right we take for granted. 144 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:02,350 - For the people. - By the people. 145 00:12:02,662 --> 00:12:04,526 We the people! 146 00:12:05,565 --> 00:12:07,054 I can't read my writing. 147 00:12:07,767 --> 00:12:10,929 All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. 148 00:12:11,303 --> 00:12:14,897 From bondage, to liberty, from liberty to abundance... 149 00:12:15,107 --> 00:12:19,202 from abundance to complacency. From complacency to apathy... 150 00:12:19,544 --> 00:12:21,602 from apathy back to bondage. 151 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,581 If we're to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 152 00:12:26,317 --> 00:12:29,808 For those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it. 153 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:35,982 Very good, everybody. Very good. 154 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:38,656 Hold this. 155 00:12:38,895 --> 00:12:42,489 Okay, remember, no running till you get out to the playground. 156 00:12:42,932 --> 00:12:45,668 Your last one was great. I'd like to use it on the news. 157 00:12:45,669 --> 00:12:46,532 - Molly? - Yes. 158 00:12:46,770 --> 00:12:47,929 Molly, come here. 159 00:12:48,972 --> 00:12:52,207 This is Ms. Madison. She's the reporter from the news. 160 00:12:52,207 --> 00:12:53,608 - Hi, Molly. - Hi. 161 00:12:53,609 --> 00:12:54,836 - How you doing? - Good. 162 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:57,343 Your essay was very thoughtful. 163 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:58,441 Thanks. 164 00:12:58,814 --> 00:13:01,349 Ms. Madison is going to show your essay tonight. 165 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,340 - Isn't that exciting? - Yes, madam. 166 00:13:03,419 --> 00:13:06,854 Tell me something. What do you want to be when you grow up? 167 00:13:10,024 --> 00:13:14,323 I go back and forth. Either a veterinarian or chairman of the Fed. 168 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:19,827 Where's Bud? 169 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:24,726 Went to take a leak half an hour ago. I heard his name over the loudspeaker. 170 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,233 What'd you have for lunch? 171 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:30,700 - Egg salad. You? - Hard boiled. 172 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:36,943 Hey, Bud. 173 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:41,341 Just giving you a heads up. 174 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,419 Management wants us to cut another ten percent. 175 00:13:46,925 --> 00:13:51,122 Well, you are management, Carl. 176 00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:54,761 Look, you haven't punched in on time in six months. 177 00:13:54,999 --> 00:14:00,732 So, I'm five minutes late every once in a while. What is the big whoop? 178 00:14:00,804 --> 00:14:04,500 You took thirty-one sick days this year, Bud. 179 00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:10,369 Well, I gotta kid, Carl. She brings it home from school. 180 00:14:29,364 --> 00:14:31,024 Shit! Goddamnit! 181 00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:54,080 Well, hell, Carl! 182 00:14:54,954 --> 00:14:57,854 You could have showed me your footage when you walked in. 183 00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:03,391 I know we went to school together, Bud. I've always liked you. 184 00:15:04,564 --> 00:15:07,361 You gotta give me one good reason why I should keep you. 185 00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:11,697 Why I can keep you. 186 00:15:43,834 --> 00:15:44,925 All hellsabelle! 187 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,295 Sorry you lost your job. 188 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:54,374 That's alright, Henry. Just... 189 00:15:56,579 --> 00:16:02,039 As soon as take your money, I'm going from fired to retired. 190 00:16:02,650 --> 00:16:04,378 - Hey, Bud! - Yes? 191 00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,251 Molly is on TV! 192 00:16:08,156 --> 00:16:09,952 - Apathy back to bondage. - Geez! 193 00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:14,023 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 194 00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:17,091 - Curly, what time you got? - Nine past seven. 195 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:18,522 God! 196 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,961 God, man! Shit! 197 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,050 Goddamnit! 198 00:19:24,437 --> 00:19:26,071 PLEASE, INSERT YOUR BALLOT 199 00:19:26,072 --> 00:19:29,734 ERROR CODE - RESTART 200 00:20:32,366 --> 00:20:33,889 I hurt the top of my head. 201 00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:35,790 Come on, lay down. 202 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,309 I'm so sorry, baby. 203 00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,982 I want to live with Mom. 204 00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:08,491 Me too. 205 00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,984 New Mexico is a classic swing state. 206 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,610 - Mrs. Madison? - Speaking. 207 00:21:28,852 --> 00:21:31,615 I'm calling from the New Mexico election board. 208 00:21:31,688 --> 00:21:34,457 - The what? - The New Mexico election board. 209 00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:38,291 Madam, did you cast your vote at a Texico polling station last night? 210 00:21:38,595 --> 00:21:40,619 I voted in the morning. 211 00:21:40,763 --> 00:21:42,664 In the morning. Alright. 212 00:21:42,665 --> 00:21:43,562 Is there something the matter? 213 00:21:43,866 --> 00:21:46,368 No, no, sorry to bother you. 214 00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:49,030 It is amazing. With every state but New Mexico reporting... 215 00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:51,797 we're now in a dead heat for the American presidency. 216 00:21:51,941 --> 00:21:54,932 Each candidate with virtually the same amount of electoral votes. 217 00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:58,946 270, the magic number to win. This is a real photo finish! 218 00:21:58,947 --> 00:22:01,210 And it goes to whoever wins the popular vote in the state. 219 00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:04,012 All five electoral college votes then swing to that party. 220 00:22:04,085 --> 00:22:06,320 Well, they don't call it the land of enchantment for nothing. 221 00:22:06,321 --> 00:22:08,914 Whoever takes New Mexico, takes the White House. 222 00:22:08,989 --> 00:22:14,221 It's d�ja vu again. 2000 presidential election came down to Dade County. 223 00:22:14,295 --> 00:22:19,365 400 votes in the state of Florida, out of a total of 105 million cast. 224 00:22:19,366 --> 00:22:24,132 If this is a certified tie, neither the candidate would receive the majority. 225 00:22:24,370 --> 00:22:27,998 Do we even have a president to deal with this? 226 00:22:28,141 --> 00:22:31,276 Pursuant to the 12th amendment, the House of Representatives would decide. 227 00:22:31,277 --> 00:22:33,212 That hasn't happened since... 228 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:37,979 John Quincy Adams defeated Andrew Jackson back in 1824. 229 00:22:38,116 --> 00:22:39,673 We're talking rare. 230 00:22:39,952 --> 00:22:43,114 No, this isn't a great civics lesson to the people of this country? 231 00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:48,326 If anyone in New Mexico didn't vote, he be kicking themselves right now. 232 00:22:48,326 --> 00:22:52,955 The latest reports coming in, Curry County still too close to call. 233 00:22:53,064 --> 00:22:57,022 This election is down to a single county. Is this even possible? 234 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:01,967 Listen, John, there's only 653 registered voters in Texico. 235 00:23:02,038 --> 00:23:03,664 And they've already recounted those votes. 236 00:23:03,740 --> 00:23:07,436 I know. With that information and a dollar, I could buy a chalupa! 237 00:23:07,577 --> 00:23:10,044 Everyone I know who voted has been personally called. 238 00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:12,004 So what? 239 00:23:12,315 --> 00:23:14,805 So, the election. The fact that it's down to Curry County... 240 00:23:15,150 --> 00:23:17,083 it has something to do with Texico. 241 00:23:18,120 --> 00:23:20,019 Oh my God. Call you back! 242 00:23:39,641 --> 00:23:39,969 Bud! 243 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:42,531 Come on! 244 00:23:44,077 --> 00:23:46,544 God, my head! 245 00:23:51,018 --> 00:23:53,110 What? What time is it? 246 00:23:53,387 --> 00:23:54,785 There's some people here to see you. 247 00:23:55,821 --> 00:23:56,548 Some people? 248 00:23:57,356 --> 00:23:58,549 They look official. 249 00:24:01,861 --> 00:24:04,761 - Child services? - That's what I'm thinking. 250 00:24:16,675 --> 00:24:18,642 - Okay. - Here we go. 251 00:24:24,081 --> 00:24:27,243 Mr. Johnson, we would have called first, but you don't have a telephone. 252 00:24:27,685 --> 00:24:31,711 No, no, no, we got a phone. 253 00:24:32,289 --> 00:24:35,158 It's just not connected right now. But I'm on it, you know. 254 00:24:35,159 --> 00:24:38,150 I'm not gonna say it's been easy since the wife left, but... 255 00:24:38,328 --> 00:24:40,522 - we're getting on fine. - Sure are. 256 00:24:40,730 --> 00:24:46,031 And I'm gonna pay these off, I swear. Just as soon as I find a new job. 257 00:24:46,202 --> 00:24:48,260 - A new job? - Yes. 258 00:24:48,504 --> 00:24:53,575 I used to be in this Willy Nelson tribute band. I was thinking about... 259 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:58,375 getting the guys back together again, soon as our bass player gets paroled. 260 00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,477 And the drinking, I know it, I know it looks bad. 261 00:25:01,984 --> 00:25:05,384 And licking that sucker is at the top of my list. 262 00:25:05,886 --> 00:25:08,445 Please don't take away from me. 263 00:25:09,757 --> 00:25:11,519 I'll do anything you say, I swear. 264 00:25:13,794 --> 00:25:15,260 She's just my only good thing. 265 00:25:15,930 --> 00:25:18,523 Mr. Johnson, we're not from Social Services. 266 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:20,856 No? 267 00:25:21,735 --> 00:25:23,326 We're from the State Election Bureau. 268 00:25:24,037 --> 00:25:27,335 Fuck! Thank you, Jesus! 269 00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:33,674 I'm Secretary of State Brower. And this is Attorney General Wyatt. 270 00:25:33,746 --> 00:25:36,543 Mr. Johnson, did you cast your vote last night? 271 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:38,909 Last night, did you vote? 272 00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:45,619 That's right, it's my civic duty, isn't it? 273 00:25:45,857 --> 00:25:46,982 Indeed it is. 274 00:25:47,825 --> 00:25:50,793 Mr. Johnson, is this your signature? 275 00:25:55,733 --> 00:25:56,664 I guess. 276 00:25:56,934 --> 00:25:58,268 You guess it's your signature? 277 00:25:58,268 --> 00:26:02,829 No, no. That's right. That's my signature. 278 00:26:03,407 --> 00:26:04,668 Did you retain your stub? 279 00:26:06,043 --> 00:26:06,872 What stub? 280 00:26:07,310 --> 00:26:09,573 The perforated stub on top of your ballot. 281 00:26:16,419 --> 00:26:22,118 Where's that perforated stub that I gave you for your school project? 282 00:26:22,758 --> 00:26:23,519 I've got it. 283 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:36,663 It's him. 284 00:26:37,172 --> 00:26:39,332 Yeah, it's him. What do you mean, "him?" Me, him? 285 00:26:41,475 --> 00:26:42,771 Sir, your vote didn't count. 286 00:26:43,544 --> 00:26:46,045 Mr. Johnson, it's our duty to inform you... 287 00:26:46,046 --> 00:26:49,913 that you are entitled to recast your ballot in a timely manner. 288 00:26:50,551 --> 00:26:52,575 What if I don't want to? 289 00:26:54,053 --> 00:26:54,677 Bud! 290 00:26:56,889 --> 00:27:01,460 Alright then, how about if I, how about if I just whisper it to you then? 291 00:27:01,461 --> 00:27:03,928 Right here we'd get it over with, right now and you can listen too! 292 00:27:03,996 --> 00:27:06,327 No, sir, there are strict rules and legal procedures. 293 00:27:06,398 --> 00:27:10,356 Legal shit. Shit, fellas, I can't afford a lawyer. 294 00:27:10,669 --> 00:27:13,398 You're not in trouble. You don't need a lawyer. 295 00:27:13,805 --> 00:27:16,102 However, I will have to administer an oath. 296 00:27:16,341 --> 00:27:17,238 An oath? 297 00:27:17,309 --> 00:27:19,071 An oath. Please, place your hand on the Bible. 298 00:27:21,712 --> 00:27:23,679 Do you, Earnest Johnson... 299 00:27:24,014 --> 00:27:27,141 swear to recast your ballot in the spirit of the law? 300 00:27:27,718 --> 00:27:29,480 Yeah, yes, sure. Okay. 301 00:27:30,087 --> 00:27:30,814 So noted. 302 00:27:30,888 --> 00:27:34,482 A petition will be filed on your behalf and a date will be set for your revote. 303 00:27:34,657 --> 00:27:39,286 Does this put me on some sort of fast track list? 304 00:27:40,663 --> 00:27:42,926 You know, for like jury duty? 305 00:27:43,967 --> 00:27:48,027 Considering the gravity of this situation, keep all of this a secret. 306 00:27:49,505 --> 00:27:50,334 Have a good night. 307 00:28:06,687 --> 00:28:07,380 Sorry. 308 00:28:08,356 --> 00:28:12,314 You should be! I could get into all kinds of trouble because of you! 309 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,127 Gosh, Molly! 310 00:28:15,128 --> 00:28:19,188 Why can't you learn just to let things be? 311 00:28:19,533 --> 00:28:24,026 I told you this was important to me, but you never listen! 312 00:28:33,946 --> 00:28:37,682 Another astonishing development: New Mexico Elections Bureau is reporting... 313 00:28:37,683 --> 00:28:41,778 a single irregular ballot is holding up a final decision in the state. 314 00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:45,548 As I said, a single ballot. That's one vote, folks! 315 00:28:45,723 --> 00:28:49,026 This really couldn't get any stranger, MSNBC has learned that the voter... 316 00:28:49,027 --> 00:28:51,551 has been identified and has agreed to recast the ballot. 317 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:56,055 One voter will decide the fate of the state's five electoral votes. 318 00:28:56,200 --> 00:29:01,103 On this bizarre day, no one will soon forget, one American citizen... 319 00:29:01,104 --> 00:29:05,062 will effectively choose the next President of the United States. 320 00:29:06,310 --> 00:29:09,142 Apparently the electronic voting machine malfunctioned. 321 00:29:09,212 --> 00:29:11,947 The ballot was scanned, but the machine died before the vote was counted. 322 00:29:11,948 --> 00:29:12,847 It's an anomaly. 323 00:29:12,848 --> 00:29:15,247 No shit, Larry! What polling station was the machine in? 324 00:29:15,318 --> 00:29:17,285 Texico, New Mexico, sir. 325 00:29:18,087 --> 00:29:19,212 Is that a place? 326 00:29:20,056 --> 00:29:22,114 Where the hell is Texico? 327 00:29:22,190 --> 00:29:23,952 New Mexico, sir, Curry County. 328 00:29:24,025 --> 00:29:27,289 New Mexico election law dictates if a voter's right is violated... 329 00:29:27,362 --> 00:29:30,455 The voter shall be-entitled to recast the ballot. I know. 330 00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:35,123 Alright, kids, we're going to war. 331 00:29:35,236 --> 00:29:37,396 A map! Somebody get me a map! 332 00:29:37,638 --> 00:29:41,733 There's one schmuck standing between us and the White House. Find out who it is. 333 00:29:42,042 --> 00:29:43,474 We can't do that legally. 334 00:29:44,945 --> 00:29:45,842 Just find him. 335 00:29:51,651 --> 00:29:54,585 We were supposed to my cytoplasm out of Jell-O today. 336 00:29:56,289 --> 00:29:59,057 What kinda kid would rather sit in a crummy classroom... 337 00:29:59,058 --> 00:30:00,422 than be out here? 338 00:30:00,927 --> 00:30:04,384 What kind of father goes fishing when he should be looking for a new job? 339 00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:07,298 The kind who would just like... 340 00:30:07,299 --> 00:30:11,234 to spend a little more time with his daughter. 341 00:30:12,337 --> 00:30:13,098 That's who. 342 00:30:14,139 --> 00:30:15,867 - Fine. - Fine. 343 00:30:19,176 --> 00:30:20,267 Anyway, I've been thinking. 344 00:30:20,778 --> 00:30:22,039 How refreshing! 345 00:30:24,048 --> 00:30:28,211 Jesus! You gotta quit being such a smart ass all the time? 346 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:31,254 And you've got to stop using Jesus as a cuss word all the time! 347 00:30:31,688 --> 00:30:33,522 He's a billion people's Savior. 348 00:30:33,523 --> 00:30:35,615 Alright, fine, okay? I get it. 349 00:30:36,693 --> 00:30:38,125 - Fine. - Fine. 350 00:30:45,401 --> 00:30:48,703 I wish... your mom could be here... 351 00:30:48,704 --> 00:30:51,263 to talk to you about everything that's going on. 352 00:30:54,143 --> 00:30:55,507 I really do. 353 00:30:56,477 --> 00:31:00,173 No, she... no, she can't. 354 00:31:02,383 --> 00:31:03,371 She's just, she can't, baby. 355 00:31:08,122 --> 00:31:08,587 Bud. 356 00:31:12,926 --> 00:31:15,485 Next Tuesday, is bring your father to school day. 357 00:31:17,764 --> 00:31:20,288 - So? - I want you to come. 358 00:31:23,703 --> 00:31:26,398 It's not gonna embarrass you that I don't have a job? 359 00:31:26,872 --> 00:31:28,031 I don't care. 360 00:31:28,908 --> 00:31:30,135 I want you to come anyway. 361 00:31:35,948 --> 00:31:37,972 - Think you can remember? - Of course. 362 00:31:39,818 --> 00:31:40,442 How? 363 00:31:41,219 --> 00:31:42,185 Well... 364 00:31:44,155 --> 00:31:45,712 I'll write it on my forehead. 365 00:31:55,499 --> 00:31:56,897 Can I go to school, now? 366 00:32:00,871 --> 00:32:03,771 Yes. Just one more cast. 367 00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:15,944 Why don't you go start the truck. 368 00:32:31,365 --> 00:32:35,733 Try to get a two shot, alright? Okay, come on! 369 00:32:36,036 --> 00:32:37,024 Earnest Johnson! 370 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:39,568 - Yes? - Kate Madison. 371 00:32:40,374 --> 00:32:41,465 - Hi, there. - Hi. 372 00:32:44,177 --> 00:32:46,610 Shit! You're the lady from the news. 373 00:32:46,679 --> 00:32:48,976 I am, and I'd like to ask you a few questions. 374 00:32:49,048 --> 00:32:51,413 You know, you're much prettier than you are on the TV. 375 00:32:51,851 --> 00:32:52,751 Thanks. I would... 376 00:32:52,752 --> 00:32:56,380 Don't get me wrong, you're pretty on the TV too. 377 00:32:57,590 --> 00:32:59,921 Just, we got an old set that kinda "squirshes" you. 378 00:33:00,092 --> 00:33:00,887 Squishes everybody. 379 00:33:01,427 --> 00:33:03,461 I believe, Mr. Johnson. I believe... 380 00:33:03,462 --> 00:33:05,088 You can call me Bud. 381 00:33:05,531 --> 00:33:09,000 Bud. I was hoping you could tell me why those men... 382 00:33:09,001 --> 00:33:11,491 flew from Santa Fe, to see you in the middle of the night. 383 00:33:19,043 --> 00:33:23,069 Well, actually, I kinda promised to keep that a secret. 384 00:33:24,148 --> 00:33:26,672 You mean, you're going to recast your vote. 385 00:33:28,585 --> 00:33:32,020 Well, shit, I guess that I guess it ain't that much of a secret then. 386 00:33:32,856 --> 00:33:36,416 Now, listen, Bud, you need to watch your language. 387 00:33:36,593 --> 00:33:37,718 - We're taping this for TV, okay? - The language? 388 00:33:38,394 --> 00:33:41,362 Goddamnit, yes of course! 389 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:46,900 The question now is, who you voted for and are you going to vote the same way? 390 00:33:49,171 --> 00:33:51,001 Remind me again who's running? 391 00:33:51,940 --> 00:33:54,931 What you're saying is, you're keeping an open mind? 392 00:33:55,944 --> 00:33:57,808 Yeah, that's... 393 00:33:58,313 --> 00:33:59,609 That's the kinda guy I am. 394 00:34:00,515 --> 00:34:01,503 You gotta be kidding me! 395 00:34:02,183 --> 00:34:04,207 This is OJ big. Bigger! 396 00:34:06,053 --> 00:34:07,076 I gotta call network! 397 00:34:08,455 --> 00:34:12,058 John, let me break the story. 398 00:34:12,059 --> 00:34:13,787 I thought I was gonna die in this shithole. 399 00:34:13,927 --> 00:34:16,520 You said that when the time was right, you'd give me a chance. That's the time! 400 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:17,756 We'll be back to a real market. 401 00:34:17,898 --> 00:34:21,734 The city! With elevators and Chinese restaurants and crime and traffic. 402 00:34:21,734 --> 00:34:24,636 I got the tape of Mrs. Zachary's prize winning sow. 403 00:34:24,637 --> 00:34:26,570 Screw Mrs. Zachary. And screw the sow! 404 00:34:26,706 --> 00:34:27,729 You promised me. 405 00:34:28,574 --> 00:34:31,064 Get network on the phone. Don't screw it up. 406 00:34:32,777 --> 00:34:34,869 - You won't regret it! - Better not! Darlene! 407 00:34:46,323 --> 00:34:50,315 So... is your dad coming to talk to our class? 408 00:34:52,062 --> 00:34:57,055 I don't know. Doesn't really leave the house much since my mom left. 409 00:34:58,669 --> 00:34:59,726 Mine left too. 410 00:35:00,603 --> 00:35:03,571 She's pursuing a singing career in Albuquerque. 411 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:07,606 I'm going to move there when she becomes a big star. 412 00:35:07,677 --> 00:35:09,473 And she's gonna take me on tour and everything. 413 00:35:11,314 --> 00:35:13,110 She'll probably do a concert in Austin. 414 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:16,173 I could get you free tickets. 415 00:35:16,752 --> 00:35:19,311 Maybe. Guess I could borrow my dad's car. 416 00:35:20,489 --> 00:35:24,117 I'll wait till he gets drunk. Sometimes he passes out. 417 00:35:29,764 --> 00:35:31,321 Do you think I could try your skateboard? 418 00:35:34,902 --> 00:35:35,560 Okay. 419 00:35:42,676 --> 00:35:47,078 I'm the king of Curry County, John, and I've been 15 years at this desk. 420 00:35:47,147 --> 00:35:50,343 I feel for you, Ted. Don't make me call security. 421 00:35:59,558 --> 00:36:01,422 Holy crap! 422 00:36:02,394 --> 00:36:04,691 You, desk! Sit! 423 00:36:05,364 --> 00:36:07,331 People, we go live in 30 seconds! 424 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,365 From this point on, the news counts! 425 00:36:09,434 --> 00:36:13,802 So excited, I got my accent back. My god! 426 00:36:15,873 --> 00:36:16,839 And cue graphics! 427 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:18,672 And cue music! 428 00:36:19,744 --> 00:36:22,041 And cue! 429 00:36:22,479 --> 00:36:27,848 Good evening. This is Madison, coming to you from Curry County, New Mexico. 430 00:36:28,018 --> 00:36:31,453 Over the last 24 hours, the American political process... 431 00:36:31,521 --> 00:36:35,320 has ground to a virtual standstill as the world watches... 432 00:36:35,558 --> 00:36:40,392 waiting for the outcome of an election. Today, I uncovered the identity... 433 00:36:40,496 --> 00:36:43,293 of the person the entire world has been looking for. 434 00:36:43,532 --> 00:36:46,932 The one swing voter who will decide the election. 435 00:36:47,203 --> 00:36:50,694 Those of you hoping to hear that decision will be sorely disappointed. 436 00:36:50,905 --> 00:36:54,135 Because you are about to meet a registered independent... 437 00:36:54,275 --> 00:36:57,072 who claims to be keeping an open mind. 438 00:36:57,846 --> 00:37:00,541 Imagine, on this man's shoulders... 439 00:37:00,782 --> 00:37:03,682 stands the future of the free world. 440 00:37:04,051 --> 00:37:05,483 Just the kind of guy I am. 441 00:37:07,388 --> 00:37:11,687 Let it never again be said, that a single vote counts for nothing. 442 00:37:21,701 --> 00:37:22,223 Bud! 443 00:37:23,069 --> 00:37:23,557 Bud! 444 00:37:24,704 --> 00:37:25,328 What? 445 00:37:26,339 --> 00:37:27,862 There's some people outside. 446 00:37:28,341 --> 00:37:32,436 Geez, you gotta stop waking me up like this, okay? 447 00:37:32,944 --> 00:37:34,171 You're gonna kill me. 448 00:37:34,246 --> 00:37:36,543 There are some people outside! 449 00:37:38,016 --> 00:37:38,743 People? 450 00:37:39,918 --> 00:37:40,781 God! 451 00:37:43,487 --> 00:37:45,454 No, not there! Out front! 452 00:37:46,190 --> 00:37:49,750 Oh, God... What now? 453 00:37:51,962 --> 00:37:54,156 - Dad, hurry up! - Yeah, I'm going, honey. 454 00:37:57,167 --> 00:37:58,656 There's a lot of people out there. 455 00:37:58,968 --> 00:38:02,528 Okay, honey, let's see what the fuss is all about. 456 00:38:07,177 --> 00:38:07,904 Is that him? 457 00:38:09,012 --> 00:38:09,705 Bud! 458 00:38:10,779 --> 00:38:12,268 Mr. Johnson, any decisions yet? 459 00:38:25,226 --> 00:38:27,750 - Holy shit! - What do they want? 460 00:38:29,464 --> 00:38:30,395 I don't know. 461 00:38:34,502 --> 00:38:35,593 Go turn the TV on, baby. 462 00:38:44,544 --> 00:38:47,706 We are in the midst of a historic moment. 463 00:38:47,848 --> 00:38:50,315 The swing voter has finally been identified. 464 00:38:50,483 --> 00:38:53,713 We go live now to a trailer in Texico, New Mexico. 465 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,849 Earnest Johnson made an appearance just moments ago. 466 00:38:57,156 --> 00:38:59,715 Apparently, overwhelmed by the media presence. 467 00:39:00,392 --> 00:39:03,918 And Mr. Landry, exactly how long have you known Earnest Johnson? 468 00:39:04,562 --> 00:39:07,462 Earnest Johnson? Hey, Earnest! 469 00:39:08,500 --> 00:39:11,935 - You mean Bud? - We all grew up together. 470 00:39:12,370 --> 00:39:14,438 How do you think he's shouldering the responsibility... 471 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,906 of picking the next President of the United States? 472 00:39:19,042 --> 00:39:21,942 Well, I'm sure that... 473 00:39:22,813 --> 00:39:26,578 Earnest is... crapping his pants. 474 00:39:29,486 --> 00:39:32,221 He's a good guy. He likes to treat them good. 475 00:39:32,221 --> 00:39:34,245 We used to light the mesa back here on fire! 476 00:39:41,197 --> 00:39:42,493 It's all my fault, isn't it? 477 00:39:42,565 --> 00:39:44,794 No! No, no, no, baby, no. 478 00:39:45,367 --> 00:39:49,268 None of this would have happened if I hadn't let you down. 479 00:39:50,539 --> 00:39:51,698 What are we gonna do? 480 00:39:52,607 --> 00:39:53,265 Well... 481 00:39:56,611 --> 00:39:57,941 I'm gonna back these people up. 482 00:40:04,418 --> 00:40:06,442 Holy shit! 483 00:40:08,055 --> 00:40:09,078 There's so many! 484 00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:14,084 Ok, I'm just gonna go out there, right? I'm gonna... 485 00:40:15,929 --> 00:40:20,092 I'm gonna walk out there and tell those people it wasn't me who voted. 486 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:21,961 No, you can't! 487 00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:23,301 Why not? 488 00:40:23,670 --> 00:40:25,864 You swore to that judge, on a Bible and everything. 489 00:40:25,938 --> 00:40:28,167 What? That was the middle of the night. That can't count! 490 00:40:29,675 --> 00:40:32,973 You were under oath, Bud. Voter fraud is a felony. 491 00:40:33,078 --> 00:40:35,511 And one more felony and they take me away from you. 492 00:40:35,647 --> 00:40:37,637 You're right. Shit! I am down to one! 493 00:40:49,594 --> 00:40:50,560 What do we do? 494 00:40:56,066 --> 00:40:59,398 We lie. We have to. 495 00:41:02,205 --> 00:41:07,870 Okay, that's a good plan. Just a little white lie is all this is. 496 00:41:07,943 --> 00:41:10,172 - Between us. - Just between us. 497 00:41:10,779 --> 00:41:13,906 Who knows, maybe this thing, all these... 498 00:41:15,117 --> 00:41:19,075 Maybe all these people, they just go away. 499 00:41:56,155 --> 00:41:57,519 Stop! Stop! 500 00:42:39,662 --> 00:42:40,923 What the hell is this? 501 00:42:41,396 --> 00:42:42,828 The biggest space we could find. 502 00:42:45,133 --> 00:42:48,169 How we gonna do this? Build a campaign around one man? 503 00:42:48,170 --> 00:42:50,569 - I don't know how to do this. - You're gonna leave it to me. 504 00:42:50,739 --> 00:42:53,502 We're gonna win him, Don! We're gonna win this guy. 505 00:42:53,775 --> 00:42:55,977 We got the issues on our side! 506 00:42:55,977 --> 00:42:57,744 - There you go! - He's gonna love me! 507 00:42:57,745 --> 00:42:58,938 What's not to love? 508 00:43:03,017 --> 00:43:07,146 We're in trouble. I need you to dig up everything you can on Earnest Johnson. 509 00:43:07,221 --> 00:43:08,688 Talk to his family, his friends. 510 00:43:08,688 --> 00:43:10,985 I want to know what he reads, what television show he watches. 511 00:43:11,057 --> 00:43:15,516 His hobbies, his favorite foods, his hopes, his dreams, everything. 512 00:43:16,062 --> 00:43:20,395 All we have to do is win over one American mind! 513 00:43:21,101 --> 00:43:22,192 You know, I was just thinking, Marty. 514 00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,094 I'd like to get to know this Bud Johnson. Personally. 515 00:43:25,371 --> 00:43:26,337 Okay. Good. 516 00:43:27,172 --> 00:43:28,638 Maybe take him out for some ice cream. 517 00:43:32,511 --> 00:43:33,169 Ice cream? 518 00:43:34,113 --> 00:43:35,773 What grown man doesn't like ice cream? 519 00:43:39,584 --> 00:43:42,916 No higher education, not much lower education. 520 00:43:43,221 --> 00:43:45,381 Divorced single father, recently laid off. 521 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:46,547 What's our first step? 522 00:43:46,724 --> 00:43:49,851 Put you in a room together. See if you persuade him to come over to our side. 523 00:43:50,060 --> 00:43:55,895 I like it. Him and me in a room. Yes, talking ideas, seeing what comes up. 524 00:43:55,999 --> 00:43:57,933 Great plan. I'll get you some talking points. 525 00:43:57,934 --> 00:43:59,491 I'm good off the cuff already. 526 00:43:59,669 --> 00:44:04,507 Of course! We're just gonna get an itty bitty think tank together. 527 00:44:04,507 --> 00:44:08,272 We'll run the data, see what you two could possibly have in common. 528 00:44:09,078 --> 00:44:10,510 Your petition has been processed. 529 00:44:10,746 --> 00:44:15,216 And in accordance with New Mexico state law, Chapter 1, Article 13, Section 11. 530 00:44:15,217 --> 00:44:19,521 Could you do us a favor and back these news people up a little bit? 531 00:44:19,521 --> 00:44:22,512 We could barely sleep last night. 532 00:44:26,594 --> 00:44:29,630 Said voter Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized... 533 00:44:29,630 --> 00:44:31,620 to recast his vote 10 days from today along official. 534 00:44:32,599 --> 00:44:35,234 And there's a fat guy there, he keeps leaning on my truck... 535 00:44:35,235 --> 00:44:37,293 fixing his hair in my side mirror. 536 00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:46,479 Said voter, Earnest Johnson, is hereby authorized to recast his vote... 537 00:44:46,479 --> 00:44:49,948 10 days from today. Along official documentary notification... 538 00:44:49,949 --> 00:44:52,041 to both state, federal regulatory authorities. 539 00:44:52,552 --> 00:44:55,247 Bud, life's gonna be a little different from now on. 540 00:44:55,688 --> 00:44:57,552 You'll need security around the clock. 541 00:44:58,156 --> 00:44:58,780 For what? 542 00:44:59,224 --> 00:45:01,020 You're a household name. 543 00:45:01,359 --> 00:45:04,384 Every political nut job in the country is gonna make their way down here. 544 00:45:04,529 --> 00:45:08,988 In 10 days, you gonna make the most important decision in the free world. 545 00:45:09,067 --> 00:45:11,969 And it is our job to make sure this thing comes off fair and square. 546 00:45:11,969 --> 00:45:14,937 So, if there's anything that you think we need to know... 547 00:45:19,276 --> 00:45:20,037 Like what? 548 00:45:20,945 --> 00:45:22,809 Something we may find out later. 549 00:45:23,947 --> 00:45:25,573 Better now, than later. 550 00:45:29,686 --> 00:45:32,745 No, sir, there's nothing to know. 551 00:45:36,893 --> 00:45:39,452 Molly! Molly! Molly! 552 00:45:39,895 --> 00:45:42,727 - I don't believe it. She's his daughter! - Who's his daughter? 553 00:45:42,798 --> 00:45:45,433 The Chairman of the Fed, the girl that won the essay contest. 554 00:45:45,434 --> 00:45:47,560 Remember, I ran the story on her, election day? 555 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,970 This is perfect! The network wants to do an interview with her daddy. 556 00:45:51,205 --> 00:45:53,140 I'm not going to use this little girl! 557 00:45:53,141 --> 00:45:55,665 I've told you this before. I have integrity, like Paula Zahn. 558 00:45:55,743 --> 00:45:57,511 I met Paula Zahn. 559 00:45:57,512 --> 00:46:00,207 Paula Zahn eats where my friend is a waiter, alright? 560 00:46:00,281 --> 00:46:02,840 I don't want to hurt your feelings, you're no Paula Zahn. 561 00:46:02,917 --> 00:46:03,974 No Paula Zahn? 562 00:46:04,085 --> 00:46:06,586 I booked this story. It was me. 563 00:46:06,586 --> 00:46:10,715 Yes, that's why everybody here is trying to rip it out from under you. 564 00:46:10,991 --> 00:46:14,482 You want a desk in New York, you want a desk in Los Angeles? 565 00:46:14,594 --> 00:46:17,027 Forget everything you learned in journalism school. 566 00:46:17,197 --> 00:46:22,099 This isn't new anymore. This isn't life. This is bigger. This is television! 567 00:46:53,730 --> 00:46:56,599 The Johnsons have been virtually besieged inside their trailer. 568 00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,500 But we're lucky to be joined by their pizza delivery man. 569 00:46:59,669 --> 00:47:02,535 How would you characterize Earnest Johnson's state of mind? 570 00:47:03,439 --> 00:47:05,702 Mostly I'd say, he was hungry. 571 00:47:05,808 --> 00:47:06,933 He was hungry. 572 00:47:07,910 --> 00:47:09,077 Well, there you have it. 573 00:47:09,078 --> 00:47:10,442 I ain't tipping him anymore. 574 00:47:10,713 --> 00:47:13,374 I ought to trim Mrs. Hardy's elm. 575 00:47:14,082 --> 00:47:18,040 Looks like it's moving in our roof. What do you think? 576 00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:21,479 Hard to tell. What do you think? 577 00:47:22,958 --> 00:47:23,719 Definitely. 578 00:47:25,427 --> 00:47:28,088 Since has become the most Googled town in the world... 579 00:47:28,329 --> 00:47:30,922 narrowly edging out in Jihad. 580 00:48:01,793 --> 00:48:03,020 Holy crap! 581 00:48:03,462 --> 00:48:04,723 - You Bud? - Yeah! 582 00:48:04,863 --> 00:48:06,762 You're Richard Petty. 583 00:48:07,064 --> 00:48:07,859 You got it, man. 584 00:48:08,299 --> 00:48:10,596 Hold on. Honey! It's the king! 585 00:48:10,901 --> 00:48:14,563 I got a friend down the road I want you to meet. You wanna go for a ride? 586 00:48:17,875 --> 00:48:21,503 Yes! Could my daughter come? 587 00:48:21,678 --> 00:48:25,010 In that case, maybe you'd better drive. Precious cargo and all! 588 00:48:30,587 --> 00:48:33,282 Just a minute, Mr. Petty. Hey, Chubby! 589 00:48:33,889 --> 00:48:37,585 Just because it ain't rolling, don't make it furniture! Back out of here! 590 00:48:38,894 --> 00:48:40,224 Come on, baby! We gotta go! 591 00:48:41,297 --> 00:48:42,558 You're Richard Petty! 592 00:48:51,139 --> 00:48:53,265 Molly! Get a picture, honey. 593 00:48:53,808 --> 00:48:58,574 If you told me two days ago that I'd be driving your Dodge... 594 00:48:58,846 --> 00:49:00,073 - Did you get it? - Yes. 595 00:49:00,348 --> 00:49:03,748 Get one more. Get it with my chin out a little bit. Like that. 596 00:49:04,718 --> 00:49:05,615 Like a hero. 597 00:49:07,020 --> 00:49:08,350 I told you, you crazy! 598 00:49:08,655 --> 00:49:10,349 You ain't seen nothing yet. 599 00:49:38,616 --> 00:49:39,240 Bud! 600 00:49:40,418 --> 00:49:42,078 This is the President's plane. 601 00:49:44,655 --> 00:49:48,750 Hello, you be Molly. I'm Mr. Fox, I work with the President. 602 00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:51,092 Hi. Hi. Bud, Martin Fox. 603 00:49:51,895 --> 00:49:53,953 - Hello. - How are you? Come in. 604 00:49:54,031 --> 00:49:55,759 Take your hat off please. Your hat. 605 00:49:56,132 --> 00:49:58,497 So, this is the Johnson family. 606 00:49:59,068 --> 00:50:00,728 Welcome to Air Force One. Hi, Molly. 607 00:50:00,937 --> 00:50:02,460 - Thanks for having us, sir. - It's a pleasure. 608 00:50:02,672 --> 00:50:04,366 - Mr. President. - Huh? 609 00:50:05,174 --> 00:50:06,231 Call him Mr. President. 610 00:50:08,277 --> 00:50:10,073 It's an honor, Mr. President. 611 00:50:10,245 --> 00:50:12,303 It's an honor to meet you, Bud. May I call you Bud? 612 00:50:12,414 --> 00:50:14,472 Yes, Mr. President. 613 00:50:14,916 --> 00:50:15,813 Come on in, come on. 614 00:50:18,153 --> 00:50:18,880 God, this... 615 00:50:20,088 --> 00:50:22,885 This place is it's really something! 616 00:50:24,759 --> 00:50:26,453 It's my little home in the sky. 617 00:50:27,161 --> 00:50:30,926 It's kinda, like a trailer with wings. 618 00:50:31,832 --> 00:50:33,025 Fine analogy, Bud. 619 00:50:33,501 --> 00:50:36,469 Molly, I saw your speech on TV the other night. 620 00:50:36,669 --> 00:50:37,657 Very impressive! 621 00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:42,374 - Say thank you, baby. - Thank you, Mr. President. 622 00:50:42,375 --> 00:50:44,205 - You must be a very proud father. - Yes, sir. 623 00:50:45,945 --> 00:50:49,880 God, I'm sorry. Mr. President. 624 00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:54,786 You can see why she's definitely the brains of our operation. 625 00:50:54,787 --> 00:50:57,220 I know what you mean. We all need a Molly. 626 00:50:57,656 --> 00:50:59,486 Marty here, is my Molly. 627 00:50:59,758 --> 00:51:04,128 That's right. Molly, I bet a smart kid like you... 628 00:51:04,128 --> 00:51:05,822 would love to see the war room. 629 00:51:06,764 --> 00:51:07,831 No, thanks. 630 00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:11,528 Why don't we have a peek and then your dad and the President can have a talk. 631 00:51:11,602 --> 00:51:14,570 Go on, Honey. Daddy has to talk to the President. 632 00:51:17,974 --> 00:51:19,338 She's a firecracker! 633 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:22,309 Yes, sir, she's the whole deal! 634 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:26,214 I wouldn't mind seeing the war room, Mr. President. 635 00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:30,647 I'll show it to you later. And please, call me Andy. 636 00:51:32,021 --> 00:51:32,952 - Andy? - Yeah. 637 00:51:35,357 --> 00:51:37,992 Are you sure, that-that other guy... 638 00:51:37,993 --> 00:51:40,552 I know, things can get a little formal around here. 639 00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:43,297 Commander in Chief, running the country and all that. Please. 640 00:51:43,798 --> 00:51:46,391 I am just an ordinary man, like you... 641 00:51:46,768 --> 00:51:48,530 The kinda guy you can sit down and have a beer with. 642 00:51:49,604 --> 00:51:50,934 Would you like a beer, Bud? 643 00:51:54,742 --> 00:51:55,332 A beer? 644 00:51:58,745 --> 00:51:59,438 No shit? 645 00:52:00,147 --> 00:52:00,908 No shit. 646 00:52:02,716 --> 00:52:03,704 Well, then... 647 00:52:05,052 --> 00:52:07,781 - Yes. Hell, yeah, Andy. - Okay! 648 00:52:08,188 --> 00:52:10,121 David, would you get us a couple of beers, please? 649 00:52:10,290 --> 00:52:12,416 - Thank you very much. - So... 650 00:52:12,992 --> 00:52:15,824 you're gonna have some story to tell your friends. 651 00:52:18,531 --> 00:52:22,728 I read about you in the paper. They say you've never lost an election. 652 00:52:23,269 --> 00:52:26,795 That's right. You can learn a lot from reading the newspaper. 653 00:52:27,606 --> 00:52:31,666 They also said that you don't believe in anything anymore. 654 00:52:32,544 --> 00:52:34,374 Even if it meant selling your mother's soul. 655 00:52:34,446 --> 00:52:38,040 No, see, no, see that's libelous, Because my mother is a wonderful... 656 00:52:38,215 --> 00:52:41,342 wonderful, wonderful woman. 657 00:52:54,931 --> 00:52:56,693 If you met my mother, you'd understand. 658 00:52:58,801 --> 00:52:59,994 You a football fan, Bud? 659 00:53:01,204 --> 00:53:04,730 Well, I'm an American, aren't I? 660 00:53:06,608 --> 00:53:08,632 I played a little in high school. 661 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,474 Did you now? What position? 662 00:53:10,612 --> 00:53:11,600 I was quarterback. 663 00:53:12,047 --> 00:53:16,745 I always thought football was a strategic game. A lot like diplomacy. 664 00:53:16,818 --> 00:53:20,488 You got your offense, your defense, the President is like your quarterback... 665 00:53:20,488 --> 00:53:21,954 and the American voters... 666 00:53:22,757 --> 00:53:25,657 Well... they're like the coach. 667 00:53:27,595 --> 00:53:28,993 Never thought of it that way. 668 00:53:29,063 --> 00:53:30,664 Now the coach's job is to make sure... 669 00:53:30,665 --> 00:53:34,725 that the right man has the football at the critical time. 670 00:53:35,268 --> 00:53:37,235 I know exactly what you mean, Andy. 671 00:53:38,138 --> 00:53:38,865 Do you? 672 00:53:41,708 --> 00:53:42,605 Maybe not. 673 00:53:46,412 --> 00:53:47,571 Bring in the football, please. 674 00:53:50,950 --> 00:53:51,415 Bud. 675 00:53:54,153 --> 00:53:55,210 You wanna hold the football? 676 00:53:56,922 --> 00:53:58,047 There's a football in there? 677 00:54:03,361 --> 00:54:05,385 That case holds the launch codes... 678 00:54:05,930 --> 00:54:07,760 to America's nuclear arsenal. 679 00:54:09,233 --> 00:54:10,665 That's what this election's all about. 680 00:54:11,936 --> 00:54:16,963 Launch codes like... missiles and shit? 681 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:20,475 I want you to pretend that America is a team... 682 00:54:21,411 --> 00:54:23,742 - and you're the coach. - Okay. 683 00:54:23,814 --> 00:54:27,516 Let's say it's the 4th quarter. We've got possession, but we're down by five. 684 00:54:27,516 --> 00:54:29,951 North Korea has us pinned in our own fifteenth line... 685 00:54:29,952 --> 00:54:34,888 with one second on the dooms day clock. What are you doing to do? 686 00:54:35,057 --> 00:54:40,119 Okay, you go long. The only thing standing between victory and defeat... 687 00:54:40,629 --> 00:54:42,823 is a successful Hail Mary. One play. 688 00:54:43,598 --> 00:54:45,155 Who are you gonna give the ball to, Bud? 689 00:54:45,233 --> 00:54:48,569 Do you pin your hopes on some liberal second string quarterback... 690 00:54:48,570 --> 00:54:51,800 who hasn't had five minutes in the big show? Of course you don't. 691 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:55,204 You do the smart thing. 692 00:54:55,843 --> 00:54:59,445 The only thing. You go with your strongest arm, the man... 693 00:54:59,446 --> 00:55:01,379 who's carried you through the season, who's never let you down. 694 00:55:07,553 --> 00:55:10,020 Bud, America's counting on you. 695 00:55:10,590 --> 00:55:14,218 Yes, sir. I'm not gonna let them down. 696 00:55:14,761 --> 00:55:15,624 But, here. 697 00:55:18,531 --> 00:55:20,998 Wouldn't want to drop the old football. 698 00:55:21,867 --> 00:55:23,231 Blow up France or something. 699 00:55:24,636 --> 00:55:25,369 You couldn't. 700 00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:29,999 There's a whole bunch of secret codes and these special little keys. 701 00:55:30,542 --> 00:55:31,200 Here's to you! 702 00:55:33,679 --> 00:55:36,909 Look at all... Look at all this stuff they give us, Molly. 703 00:55:37,548 --> 00:55:40,983 They give us the same shampoo that the President uses. 704 00:55:41,385 --> 00:55:42,351 Great. 705 00:55:47,991 --> 00:55:50,117 So, what did you guys talk about? 706 00:55:53,530 --> 00:55:55,690 - Stuff. - What stuff? 707 00:55:55,965 --> 00:55:56,988 You know... 708 00:55:58,768 --> 00:55:59,859 grown up stuff. 709 00:56:00,203 --> 00:56:01,191 Like? 710 00:56:02,371 --> 00:56:03,530 Like... 711 00:56:08,110 --> 00:56:08,734 Bud! 712 00:56:10,546 --> 00:56:11,739 What stuff? 713 00:56:11,814 --> 00:56:14,941 Like grown up stuff. You know, coaching. Football. 714 00:56:15,516 --> 00:56:17,278 Geothermal nuclear war. 715 00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:22,253 Andy's, a great... great guy. 716 00:56:22,323 --> 00:56:25,849 He's not Andy. He's the President of the United States. 717 00:56:25,993 --> 00:56:27,152 And he just wants your vote. 718 00:56:27,929 --> 00:56:30,453 And gee, guess what? He's gonna get it. 719 00:56:30,564 --> 00:56:32,190 It's not even yours to give! 720 00:56:33,834 --> 00:56:34,492 You're gonna... 721 00:56:37,404 --> 00:56:38,802 ruin everything. 722 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:42,837 Andy, the President, invited me to watch the game... 723 00:56:43,008 --> 00:56:44,642 - with him on Monday night. - That's a bribe! 724 00:56:44,643 --> 00:56:46,667 That's not a bribe. 725 00:56:46,746 --> 00:56:47,871 - Is too. - It is not. 726 00:56:47,947 --> 00:56:49,174 - Is too. - It is not. 727 00:56:49,248 --> 00:56:51,613 - Is too! - Is not! What it is, "too"? 728 00:56:52,985 --> 00:56:55,019 - What the hell do you know? - More than you. 729 00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,121 - You do not. - Do too. 730 00:56:56,121 --> 00:56:57,883 - You do not. - Do too. 731 00:57:01,793 --> 00:57:03,384 - Fine. - Fine. 732 00:57:09,533 --> 00:57:11,864 Did you smell all the leather on that plane? 733 00:57:18,075 --> 00:57:20,668 If I made you feel second best 734 00:57:22,579 --> 00:57:24,876 I'm sorry I was blind 735 00:57:25,782 --> 00:57:27,681 No, baby, leave it, leave it. That's Willie. 736 00:57:29,952 --> 00:57:32,476 You were always on my mind 737 00:57:36,259 --> 00:57:37,392 Hi, I'm Willie Nelson. 738 00:57:37,392 --> 00:57:40,519 And when I'm not performing, I'm usually getting involved. 739 00:57:40,929 --> 00:57:44,022 Hey, Bud, if you're out there and you're watching... 740 00:57:44,432 --> 00:57:45,864 He's talking to us! 741 00:57:45,934 --> 00:57:49,804 There's a special dinner, especially for you in your honor... 742 00:57:49,805 --> 00:57:55,470 hosted by my good friend and Presidential candidate Donald Greenleaf. 743 00:57:55,709 --> 00:57:58,108 - I'll see you here tonight. - I'll do it, Willie! 744 00:58:01,115 --> 00:58:02,979 This is really getting weird. 745 00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:32,542 Democrat or a Republican? 746 00:58:32,543 --> 00:58:35,978 I'm Art Crumb, Donald Greenleaf's campaign manager. 747 00:58:36,247 --> 00:58:38,043 - Nice to meet you. - Same here. 748 00:58:38,416 --> 00:58:43,352 You must be Molly. Quite an essay. You have a future in politics one day. 749 00:58:43,688 --> 00:58:45,518 You might too. One day. 750 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,252 Shall we go in? 751 00:58:52,162 --> 00:58:54,129 Not too hard to be nice, come on. 752 00:58:54,931 --> 00:58:56,727 Party. Party! 753 00:58:57,634 --> 00:59:00,397 Right this way... make yourselves at home. 754 00:59:03,072 --> 00:59:03,537 Hello. 755 00:59:04,006 --> 00:59:06,235 As you can see, we've got a lovely buffet. 756 00:59:06,408 --> 00:59:07,738 Would you like a bud, Bud? 757 00:59:09,612 --> 00:59:10,236 Sure. 758 00:59:11,479 --> 00:59:15,574 Look at that. You got chipped meat on toast. 759 00:59:16,417 --> 00:59:17,815 My momma used to make that for me. 760 00:59:18,519 --> 00:59:20,254 - No kidding? - Yes. 761 00:59:20,255 --> 00:59:21,949 There's all you can eat. 762 00:59:22,490 --> 00:59:23,513 It's all in your honor. 763 00:59:23,892 --> 00:59:26,485 And there's all the Willie Nelson you can listen to. 764 00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:28,556 I understand you're an aficionado. 765 00:59:28,762 --> 00:59:32,561 Yes, sir, I was in an all Willie tribute band for about five years. 766 00:59:32,866 --> 00:59:34,389 Called ourselves The Half Nelsons. 767 00:59:35,302 --> 00:59:36,359 Only his songs? 768 00:59:36,670 --> 00:59:39,502 No other request. But you know, I got my own stuff. 769 00:59:40,740 --> 00:59:42,969 So, why don't you guys do one of your songs tonight? 770 00:59:45,411 --> 00:59:49,813 I would but my rhythm section's incarcerated. 771 00:59:50,650 --> 00:59:52,139 We've pulled a few strings. 772 00:59:52,350 --> 00:59:55,219 - Hey, Bud! Bud! - Hey, boys! 773 00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:56,049 Come on up! 774 00:59:57,088 --> 00:59:58,111 They paying us? 775 00:59:58,189 --> 01:00:01,783 You really did, you got them out. Thank you. Pull strings. 776 01:00:02,027 --> 01:00:07,020 Bud! Buddy, Buddy! Buddy, look at me! 777 01:00:07,631 --> 01:00:12,033 Damn, Hank, you look good. Just like prom. 778 01:00:13,570 --> 01:00:19,439 Thank you. Thank you, amigo. This is the best day of my life. 779 01:00:23,479 --> 01:00:26,140 There's someone very special I'd like you to meet. 780 01:00:27,650 --> 01:00:29,412 Mr. Johnson! 781 01:00:34,823 --> 01:00:36,312 Donald Greenleaf. 782 01:00:36,525 --> 01:00:37,320 Too tight. 783 01:00:45,300 --> 01:00:47,597 Hell of a party you got here, Mr. Greenleaf. 784 01:00:47,668 --> 01:00:51,501 Yes, sir. We democrats are one hell of a party. 785 01:00:52,840 --> 01:00:53,931 Call me Don. 786 01:00:56,911 --> 01:00:57,877 Okay, Don. 787 01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,468 The stage awaits. 788 01:01:04,818 --> 01:01:06,148 Well, he said so, right? 789 01:01:33,478 --> 01:01:36,071 Pontiac, Pontiac 790 01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,180 Out there in my backyard. 791 01:01:39,283 --> 01:01:43,742 I'm gonna fix it up, paint it red gonna make that engine go 792 01:01:48,525 --> 01:01:51,015 Chevrolet, Chevrolet 793 01:01:51,228 --> 01:01:53,821 Chevy year that running Past fly, this and that 794 01:01:54,230 --> 01:01:59,531 Gonna make that engine go You ready? 795 01:02:01,937 --> 01:02:06,396 They're all in my backyard Them old cars 796 01:02:07,443 --> 01:02:09,644 I love everyone of them 797 01:02:09,644 --> 01:02:12,134 Molly? You remember me? 798 01:02:13,381 --> 01:02:14,608 Hi, Ms. Madison. 799 01:02:16,117 --> 01:02:18,016 Don't worry, I didn't bring a camera. 800 01:02:20,088 --> 01:02:23,215 I'm gonna get one running yet. 801 01:02:25,225 --> 01:02:29,422 All this craziness. I don't know how you're doing it. 802 01:02:34,168 --> 01:02:37,659 If you ever want to talk, you call me anytime, okay? 803 01:02:38,337 --> 01:02:41,203 I'm gonna give you my card. There you go. 804 01:02:44,577 --> 01:02:46,567 You want an interview with Bud, right? 805 01:02:48,047 --> 01:02:49,343 I'd like him to think about it. 806 01:02:53,552 --> 01:02:54,245 Okay. 807 01:02:54,820 --> 01:02:57,652 I'll get one running yet 808 01:03:01,026 --> 01:03:03,050 I'll get one running yet 809 01:03:06,430 --> 01:03:08,761 I'll get one running yet 810 01:03:16,406 --> 01:03:19,374 I'll get one running yet 811 01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:24,976 I'll get one running yet 812 01:03:36,024 --> 01:03:37,650 Bud! You're the man! 813 01:03:42,097 --> 01:03:44,997 Well... I like you, Bud. 814 01:03:45,433 --> 01:03:48,799 You seem to be a real genuine sort of guy. 815 01:03:48,870 --> 01:03:49,699 Thanks, Don. 816 01:03:49,971 --> 01:03:52,461 Tell me about yourself. You got any hobbies? 817 01:03:53,241 --> 01:03:54,172 Just... 818 01:03:55,710 --> 01:03:57,074 just fishing. 819 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,844 You're a fellow angler! 820 01:04:03,216 --> 01:04:04,614 What kind of rod do you use? 821 01:04:04,851 --> 01:04:09,514 Well, I use a six and a half foot graphite Johnny Morris signature series. 822 01:04:10,556 --> 01:04:11,044 Heavy? 823 01:04:12,324 --> 01:04:13,187 Medium heavy. 824 01:04:14,059 --> 01:04:16,754 Bait catching reel, twelve pound test. 825 01:04:18,631 --> 01:04:19,392 Don't tell me. 826 01:04:20,099 --> 01:04:23,727 Seven inch power grub, purple shaky worm. 827 01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:29,528 Yes, sir! Damn, he, he, you know your equipment! 828 01:04:29,741 --> 01:04:31,537 I figured you for a bass man. 829 01:04:31,776 --> 01:04:32,799 Well, I... 830 01:04:32,977 --> 01:04:35,376 try to take Molly out as much as I can. 831 01:04:35,547 --> 01:04:38,310 We caught a two dinner stripe on the Pecos just the other day. 832 01:04:39,249 --> 01:04:40,909 I'm sorry to hear that, Bud. 833 01:04:42,019 --> 01:04:42,677 Why? 834 01:04:42,986 --> 01:04:47,422 There's a bill in the House targeting the Pecos River for... 835 01:04:48,425 --> 01:04:49,482 reallocation. 836 01:04:52,762 --> 01:04:53,989 You lost me there. 837 01:04:54,597 --> 01:04:56,996 That's where a big corporation builds a dam. 838 01:04:57,433 --> 01:05:00,799 Limits the flow of water, the fish can't get to their spawning grounds... 839 01:05:01,270 --> 01:05:03,635 eventually the whole population dies off. 840 01:05:05,807 --> 01:05:10,368 That sucks, because I've been fishing there my whole life. 841 01:05:10,712 --> 01:05:14,014 You'd better look for another river, because President Boone has received... 842 01:05:14,015 --> 01:05:17,279 ten million dollars in contributions from the energy company... 843 01:05:17,452 --> 01:05:19,783 and he's got to pay them back somehow. 844 01:05:20,688 --> 01:05:25,181 Come on, now. Come on, Andy wouldn't do that. 845 01:05:25,626 --> 01:05:28,560 He already did, Bud. He already did. 846 01:05:30,831 --> 01:05:32,593 Okay. Can't you do something? 847 01:05:32,966 --> 01:05:34,432 If I'm elected President. 848 01:05:44,943 --> 01:05:45,431 What? 849 01:05:45,978 --> 01:05:48,411 No, tell me exactly what was said. 850 01:05:50,282 --> 01:05:54,650 It's my commitment to protect the wild places in this country... 851 01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:56,418 for future generations. 852 01:05:57,055 --> 01:05:58,851 And I'm not going to stop there, Bud. 853 01:05:59,824 --> 01:06:02,417 With your help, my administration... 854 01:06:02,627 --> 01:06:05,151 will be a leader in environmental protections. 855 01:06:22,946 --> 01:06:24,173 My fellow Americans... 856 01:06:24,714 --> 01:06:29,844 I give you, the Pecos River National Wildlife Preserve! 857 01:06:44,098 --> 01:06:47,794 And what can only be characterized as a complete policy reversal... 858 01:06:47,902 --> 01:06:51,530 the President has surely alienated his corporate donors... 859 01:06:51,606 --> 01:06:54,369 by adopting a pro-environment stance. 860 01:06:54,775 --> 01:06:56,676 Bud and Molly Johnson were on hand today... 861 01:06:56,677 --> 01:06:58,337 We are the environmental party! 862 01:06:59,680 --> 01:07:01,647 Those bastards stole our platform. 863 01:07:02,449 --> 01:07:05,651 Put the PR people on standby. 864 01:07:05,652 --> 01:07:08,620 - You want Spiegelman Fischer? - Too high brow. 865 01:07:08,921 --> 01:07:11,445 - What about those iPod guys? - No, Larry, too urban. 866 01:07:13,626 --> 01:07:15,718 Get the guys who do those Miller Lite spots. 867 01:07:15,795 --> 01:07:17,989 The ones with those girls wrestling in the fountain. 868 01:07:18,364 --> 01:07:19,625 I don't know, Mr. Crumb. 869 01:07:19,698 --> 01:07:22,222 I like the narrator's voice. His cadence. 870 01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:24,463 Just call them. 871 01:07:24,803 --> 01:07:28,305 Galena hates those ads, Artie, she says they send the wrong message. 872 01:07:28,306 --> 01:07:31,274 Your wife's not our target demographic, that son of a bitch is. 873 01:07:33,977 --> 01:07:34,840 Great. 874 01:07:36,714 --> 01:07:38,806 He's got the Secret Service running flight patterns! 875 01:07:45,255 --> 01:07:49,782 All we need is an issue that matters to this guy. 876 01:07:50,026 --> 01:07:51,890 One issue, one man... 877 01:07:54,464 --> 01:07:55,191 one vote. 878 01:07:59,502 --> 01:08:00,593 Boy. 879 01:08:05,640 --> 01:08:06,469 I already own it. 880 01:08:07,275 --> 01:08:09,674 Alright, I'm gonna buy a hotel. 881 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:20,216 Hi, there. I've got a delivery for Bud Johnson. 882 01:08:20,921 --> 01:08:21,545 From who? 883 01:08:23,257 --> 01:08:24,154 From everyone. 884 01:08:47,379 --> 01:08:49,869 Tell me, what drives Bud Johnson? 885 01:08:53,051 --> 01:08:56,542 Right now, an '89 Chevy Silverado. 886 01:08:58,089 --> 01:09:01,489 You don't have to lift that up. If you leave it, it's probably better. 887 01:09:01,559 --> 01:09:04,494 - This thing is getting away from you. - I'm doing the best I can. 888 01:09:04,495 --> 01:09:07,798 Do better! I thought you wanted to get out of this shithole town! 889 01:09:07,799 --> 01:09:09,265 I want to get out the facts! 890 01:09:11,902 --> 01:09:14,165 You hear that? The clicking. 891 01:09:14,738 --> 01:09:16,102 Click, click. 892 01:09:16,873 --> 01:09:20,808 The sound of a million remote controls changing the channel on your ass. 893 01:09:21,011 --> 01:09:22,944 Click equals death! 894 01:09:23,345 --> 01:09:26,581 You got to get people a reason to watch. This is the prime time news. 895 01:09:26,582 --> 01:09:28,674 The key word, being new! 896 01:09:29,552 --> 01:09:32,679 Find me something. You just got taken down by Mary Hart! 897 01:09:33,556 --> 01:09:38,660 Bud, in looking at it, is there any issue in particular that... 898 01:09:38,660 --> 01:09:40,217 has touched you personally? 899 01:09:41,596 --> 01:09:45,224 Yeah, yeah, insourcing. 900 01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:47,393 You mean, outsourcing. 901 01:09:47,569 --> 01:09:49,593 No, I mean in. 902 01:09:50,070 --> 01:09:52,104 - Can you elaborate? - Yeah, well... 903 01:09:52,105 --> 01:09:56,165 where I used to work, there's a bunch of guys I know, they got laid off. 904 01:09:57,110 --> 01:10:01,347 Instead of sending our jobs, losing our jobs to Mexico... 905 01:10:01,348 --> 01:10:03,872 they're bringing in Mexicans to take our jobs. 906 01:10:06,152 --> 01:10:07,345 And we're out. 907 01:10:08,020 --> 01:10:11,323 Wait a minute, could I say that again? I don't think that came out right. 908 01:10:11,324 --> 01:10:12,585 That came out great. 909 01:10:13,659 --> 01:10:15,216 That came out very well, Mr. Johnson. 910 01:10:16,495 --> 01:10:18,689 Very authentic. Central casting? 911 01:10:19,130 --> 01:10:20,221 Border patrol? 912 01:10:22,133 --> 01:10:24,566 So, they're actual undocumented workers? 913 01:10:25,270 --> 01:10:27,396 We prefer undocumented actors. 914 01:10:29,540 --> 01:10:31,973 Alright, rehearsal's up, back it into one please! 915 01:10:37,882 --> 01:10:40,509 But we courted the Pro-Immigrant movement. 916 01:10:40,651 --> 01:10:44,711 Inclusiveness is the foundation of our party. It's our base! 917 01:10:44,787 --> 01:10:48,244 We no longer have a base. Bud Johnson's our base. 918 01:10:48,458 --> 01:10:50,755 I don't even recognize myself anymore. 919 01:10:51,594 --> 01:10:53,584 And what about... Rainbow House? 920 01:10:53,796 --> 01:10:57,060 Screw! This guy cares about immigration. 921 01:10:57,432 --> 01:11:00,594 You wanna win? Go out there and rip the Statue of Liberty a new one! 922 01:11:01,403 --> 01:11:02,733 And action! 923 01:11:03,372 --> 01:11:07,074 Bud, in the last four years, President Boone... 924 01:11:07,075 --> 01:11:11,170 has allowed millions of illegal aliens to cross the border... 925 01:11:11,245 --> 01:11:15,271 Flooding cities like Los Angeles, New York and Texico. 926 01:11:15,416 --> 01:11:19,819 With your help, Bud, my administration will mend our broken borders... 927 01:11:19,820 --> 01:11:21,753 and stop insourcing. 928 01:11:22,123 --> 01:11:25,091 A vote for Greenleaf is a vote for America... 929 01:11:25,559 --> 01:11:28,686 An America where Americans come first. 930 01:11:28,828 --> 01:11:32,888 This land is our land, Bud. Help me keep it that way. 931 01:11:35,335 --> 01:11:39,134 Dear Tommy, I was very moved by the letter from your 6th grade class. 932 01:11:39,572 --> 01:11:42,005 Global warming is a serious issue... 933 01:11:42,207 --> 01:11:45,843 and I promise to make it a top priority in my discussions with the candidates. 934 01:11:45,844 --> 01:11:48,607 "Dear Mrs. Anderson, thank you for your letter. 935 01:11:48,881 --> 01:11:53,318 I am doing everything I can to press the candidates about health insurance." 936 01:11:53,318 --> 01:11:56,775 "Dear Mr. Olsen, I sympathize with your fears about job security. 937 01:11:56,854 --> 01:11:59,481 I promise you, I will not ignore the issues... 938 01:11:59,557 --> 01:12:02,957 Education, veterans, the economy... 939 01:12:03,361 --> 01:12:05,692 health care, the environment. 940 01:12:06,763 --> 01:12:10,698 I am working tirelessly. I'm doing everything I can. 941 01:12:11,068 --> 01:12:14,935 Sincerely, Earnest Bud Johnson." 942 01:12:45,432 --> 01:12:45,954 Now! 943 01:12:48,168 --> 01:12:48,656 Now! 944 01:12:49,703 --> 01:12:50,999 Oh, my God! Don! 945 01:12:51,372 --> 01:12:52,804 The goose is down! 946 01:12:54,541 --> 01:12:55,507 How many fingers? 947 01:12:57,177 --> 01:12:59,974 America wants to know what it's like to be Bud Johnson. 948 01:13:01,414 --> 01:13:02,539 It doesn't suck. 949 01:13:02,982 --> 01:13:03,811 Come on! 950 01:13:03,983 --> 01:13:07,076 I've heard you've received marriage proposals in the mail, true? 951 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:11,779 Yeah, you can tell that Miss September... 952 01:13:12,624 --> 01:13:16,252 that I'm weighing my options. 953 01:13:16,461 --> 01:13:17,757 Hurry up, Bud! 954 01:13:17,963 --> 01:13:20,829 People Magazine named you the Sexiest Man of the Year. 955 01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:24,259 Yeah? Well, what can I say? 956 01:13:25,570 --> 01:13:26,900 Guilty as charged! 957 01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:29,566 These people! 958 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,870 Molly, what do you think of your Dad? What do you think? 959 01:13:43,987 --> 01:13:49,185 Go ahead, go on. Stick your head up with that little camera. You turd! 960 01:13:52,295 --> 01:13:54,489 Bud... Bud! 961 01:13:54,897 --> 01:13:56,864 - Freeze! - Stop. 962 01:13:57,800 --> 01:13:58,424 Stop. 963 01:14:00,169 --> 01:14:00,691 Stop! 964 01:14:02,137 --> 01:14:06,596 Come on, Molly? It's just chocolate. From the gun people. 965 01:14:07,175 --> 01:14:09,199 - I fixed you bacon and eggs. - You did? 966 01:14:09,911 --> 01:14:10,644 That's nice! 967 01:14:10,645 --> 01:14:13,670 - I want you to look nice. - What's the occasion? 968 01:14:14,215 --> 01:14:15,943 There's someone I think you should talk to. 969 01:14:16,484 --> 01:14:16,972 Sit. 970 01:14:18,519 --> 01:14:22,215 She's different than all the others. I think her heart's in the right place. 971 01:14:22,522 --> 01:14:25,354 I want you to try not to say anything embarrassing, okay? 972 01:14:26,493 --> 01:14:28,221 - To who? - Ms. Madison. 973 01:14:30,063 --> 01:14:32,257 - The TV woman? - She's outside. 974 01:14:33,166 --> 01:14:35,395 - She's outside? - Yes. In the kitchen. 975 01:14:36,569 --> 01:14:38,433 - She's in our kitchen? - Yes. 976 01:14:39,905 --> 01:14:41,838 Just try and be normal. 977 01:14:43,442 --> 01:14:44,430 Do I smell? 978 01:14:45,211 --> 01:14:50,273 Then, give me the Old Spice. God darn it! I was just having some fun! 979 01:14:57,021 --> 01:14:58,749 Molly, these eggs are amazing. 980 01:14:59,691 --> 01:15:01,817 Yes, they sure are. 981 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:03,418 Thanks. 982 01:15:08,699 --> 01:15:09,528 Well... 983 01:15:11,034 --> 01:15:13,228 I like this new look on you. 984 01:15:13,504 --> 01:15:16,267 It's good, isn't it? Professional. 985 01:15:16,606 --> 01:15:19,472 Yeah, its damn good. 986 01:15:20,910 --> 01:15:25,346 Anyway, Bud, I was thinking about interviewing you over the next days. 987 01:15:25,815 --> 01:15:27,748 Get to know you and your thoughts. 988 01:15:28,850 --> 01:15:32,148 Think people really care about my thoughts? 989 01:15:32,254 --> 01:15:34,778 I really do considering the choice you're about to make. 990 01:15:38,226 --> 01:15:39,693 Did you say you went to Texico High? 991 01:15:39,694 --> 01:15:42,685 She did. Only her name was Morales. 992 01:15:43,397 --> 01:15:44,192 Morales? 993 01:15:47,001 --> 01:15:52,836 You're kidding. One of Bobby Morales little sisters? 994 01:15:52,907 --> 01:15:54,669 Yeah, that's me. 995 01:15:55,475 --> 01:15:56,736 Small world! 996 01:15:56,943 --> 01:16:00,378 Small town. Then, Bud, are you ready? 997 01:16:01,281 --> 01:16:02,008 It's a good time? 998 01:16:03,349 --> 01:16:04,872 Yeah, go ahead, shoot. 999 01:16:19,231 --> 01:16:19,958 Thanks, Bud. 1000 01:16:22,266 --> 01:16:25,132 Why don't we get started with your opinion of gay marriage. 1001 01:16:25,203 --> 01:16:28,365 Shit! Do we have to? 1002 01:16:28,439 --> 01:16:31,805 - So, you're against it. - I... no, I didn't say that. 1003 01:16:32,143 --> 01:16:33,769 Then, what is your position? 1004 01:16:34,145 --> 01:16:38,581 I don't have a position on it. Actually, I don't give a rat's ass about it. 1005 01:16:39,282 --> 01:16:43,047 My daddy always said whatever a king does in his castle is his business. 1006 01:16:43,220 --> 01:16:47,280 I guess the same can go for two queens. 1007 01:16:52,962 --> 01:16:57,022 I'm President Boone, and I'd like you to meet a few friends of mine. 1008 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:00,225 They're our doctors, and our peace officers. 1009 01:17:00,669 --> 01:17:03,967 They teach our children, they serve nobly in our armed forces. 1010 01:17:04,138 --> 01:17:06,340 For two long, homosexual Americans... 1011 01:17:06,341 --> 01:17:08,365 have been persecuted by the country they love. 1012 01:17:08,943 --> 01:17:14,175 This President, if re-elected, will implement the open door initiative. 1013 01:17:14,682 --> 01:17:19,516 Gay Americans alike will be able to proudly step out of the closet... 1014 01:17:19,653 --> 01:17:24,749 and on to the alter, to exchange the sacred vows enjoyed by the rest of us. 1015 01:17:25,359 --> 01:17:29,762 Bud, With your help, this Republican administration... 1016 01:17:29,763 --> 01:17:33,061 will say, I do. To gay marriage. 1017 01:17:34,066 --> 01:17:34,929 I do. 1018 01:17:37,837 --> 01:17:38,530 I do. 1019 01:17:39,171 --> 01:17:40,102 I do! 1020 01:17:40,706 --> 01:17:41,797 I do. 1021 01:17:41,941 --> 01:17:42,872 I do! 1022 01:17:44,476 --> 01:17:45,669 I do! 1023 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:53,247 - I did it! - That 'a way, baby! 1024 01:17:54,853 --> 01:17:58,151 When we were kids, this was the only thing to do on the weekends. 1025 01:18:00,090 --> 01:18:00,987 Still is. 1026 01:18:12,902 --> 01:18:14,095 Well done, Bud. 1027 01:18:15,004 --> 01:18:15,560 See? 1028 01:18:16,439 --> 01:18:17,996 Let's get to some real issues. 1029 01:18:19,776 --> 01:18:20,400 Okay. 1030 01:18:21,010 --> 01:18:24,672 Pro-life or pro-choice? Where do you stand? 1031 01:18:26,782 --> 01:18:28,009 Well... 1032 01:18:30,085 --> 01:18:33,884 Life's pretty good. Right about now. 1033 01:18:34,289 --> 01:18:35,585 So, you're pro-life then? 1034 01:18:39,126 --> 01:18:39,921 Who isn't? 1035 01:18:42,730 --> 01:18:43,252 Artie. 1036 01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:47,923 - Artie. - What? 1037 01:18:48,769 --> 01:18:53,139 I don't feel comfortable with this. We're headed in the wrong direction. 1038 01:18:53,139 --> 01:18:54,469 No, it's gonna be great. 1039 01:18:54,674 --> 01:18:56,470 - Artie. - And action! Action! 1040 01:18:56,643 --> 01:18:58,007 And action, Donald! 1041 01:19:02,882 --> 01:19:04,075 What is our future? 1042 01:19:04,551 --> 01:19:06,643 I'll tell you what our future is. 1043 01:19:07,186 --> 01:19:10,421 Children like these, like your daughter, Bud. 1044 01:19:10,422 --> 01:19:13,515 Happy, free, full of promise. 1045 01:19:14,593 --> 01:19:18,858 But imagine a world without all this joyous laughter. 1046 01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:21,290 I'm talking about abortion. 1047 01:19:21,866 --> 01:19:24,901 President Boone, he claims he's pro-life. 1048 01:19:24,902 --> 01:19:26,403 But yet under his leadership... 1049 01:19:26,404 --> 01:19:30,601 no significant challenge has been leveled against Roe versus Wade. 1050 01:19:30,742 --> 01:19:33,610 With your help, Bud, the Greenleaf administration... 1051 01:19:33,610 --> 01:19:38,512 will lead a genuine effort to reverse this inhumane court decision. 1052 01:19:38,749 --> 01:19:43,344 So, join me and the Democrats as we preserve all life... 1053 01:19:44,454 --> 01:19:47,980 That's for filling God's intelligent design. 1054 01:19:48,457 --> 01:19:51,357 I'm Donald Greenleaf and I approve this message. 1055 01:19:51,627 --> 01:19:53,389 That don't seem right. 1056 01:19:54,296 --> 01:19:57,093 He's only saying that because you said you didn't like abortion. 1057 01:19:57,266 --> 01:19:59,130 Yeah, but I didn't say that. 1058 01:19:59,367 --> 01:20:01,266 You told that you were pro-life. 1059 01:20:02,837 --> 01:20:03,461 So what? 1060 01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:07,530 Pro-life means anti-abortion. Roe versus Wade? Hello! 1061 01:20:08,243 --> 01:20:09,402 This isn't working. 1062 01:20:09,911 --> 01:20:12,708 I thought would help, but it's just worse. 1063 01:20:12,781 --> 01:20:14,714 You're the one that wanted me to talk to her. 1064 01:20:14,782 --> 01:20:17,909 I thought you might like her. She's smart, and nice... 1065 01:20:18,052 --> 01:20:20,144 not like the other women you spend time with. 1066 01:20:23,824 --> 01:20:25,518 Which women would those be, Molly? 1067 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:27,687 The ones that dance, Bud. 1068 01:20:29,462 --> 01:20:31,292 Well, at least they got jobs. 1069 01:20:33,866 --> 01:20:35,765 It's all getting turned upside down now. 1070 01:20:36,302 --> 01:20:38,929 What's all getting turned upside down? 1071 01:20:40,005 --> 01:20:41,733 You're ruining America! 1072 01:20:42,474 --> 01:20:45,067 - I'm what? - You're ruining EUA! 1073 01:20:45,143 --> 01:20:47,178 - I'm ruining EUA? - Yes! 1074 01:20:47,179 --> 01:20:47,701 What? 1075 01:20:49,147 --> 01:20:52,950 What I finally am is having a little good luck... 1076 01:20:52,951 --> 01:20:54,713 and you're giving me shit about it! 1077 01:20:58,689 --> 01:21:00,781 You know what all this means for someone like me? 1078 01:21:02,193 --> 01:21:04,861 I had dreams once. Maybe it weren't this... 1079 01:21:04,862 --> 01:21:07,921 but I was in the fifth grade, so I had them. 1080 01:21:09,299 --> 01:21:09,992 And now... 1081 01:21:12,302 --> 01:21:15,634 I pretty much been headed on a road for being a nobody and now that... 1082 01:21:15,705 --> 01:21:19,936 I am a somebody, you can't stand that I'm getting a little attention. 1083 01:21:21,443 --> 01:21:23,239 - A little? - Yeah, a little. 1084 01:21:24,513 --> 01:21:26,139 Maybe I'll tell the truth, Bud. 1085 01:21:26,982 --> 01:21:28,141 - The truth? - Yes. 1086 01:21:29,918 --> 01:21:31,441 The truth about what? 1087 01:21:32,087 --> 01:21:35,852 Maybe I'll tell everybody it was me who tried to vote while you got drunk! 1088 01:21:36,224 --> 01:21:38,487 I don't care if they take me away from you. 1089 01:21:38,559 --> 01:21:40,150 Molly... Hey, Molly! 1090 01:21:42,430 --> 01:21:43,589 Leave me alone. 1091 01:21:50,036 --> 01:21:51,935 - Fine. - Fine. 1092 01:21:54,474 --> 01:21:55,098 Fine. 1093 01:22:47,523 --> 01:22:48,420 Could you sign it? 1094 01:22:50,459 --> 01:22:51,618 Sure thing, Curly. 1095 01:22:54,730 --> 01:22:59,189 Hey, Bud... did you give the President's butt a kiss from us? 1096 01:23:04,372 --> 01:23:05,599 You got something to say, Walt? 1097 01:23:08,076 --> 01:23:11,909 It's not just me, Bud. No one likes what you done to this town. 1098 01:23:12,313 --> 01:23:14,212 What's gonna happen after you vote? 1099 01:23:14,548 --> 01:23:18,449 Everyone's gonna pack up and leave us in the same shape as they found us. 1100 01:23:18,619 --> 01:23:20,916 Bud, you're on TVagain! 1101 01:23:23,623 --> 01:23:26,725 Hey, Bud, you're on TV again. 1102 01:23:26,726 --> 01:23:28,852 People have to stop saying Bud Johnson is good for democracy. 1103 01:23:29,229 --> 01:23:32,220 He's made us the laughing stock of the entire world. 1104 01:23:32,365 --> 01:23:36,034 The news media follows him around like a bunch of paparazzi, because... 1105 01:23:36,035 --> 01:23:38,366 we're more concerned with his fifteen minutes of fame... 1106 01:23:38,537 --> 01:23:40,800 than we are with the choice he's about to make. 1107 01:23:41,406 --> 01:23:43,396 Is anybody really listening to this guy? 1108 01:23:44,276 --> 01:23:48,211 Wake up, America! Bud Johnson, is a dumbass! 1109 01:24:06,496 --> 01:24:08,690 Your wife has just arrived, Mr. Greenleaf. 1110 01:24:08,765 --> 01:24:10,493 Thank God! Good. 1111 01:24:11,501 --> 01:24:13,161 Please, don't upset him. 1112 01:24:13,703 --> 01:24:16,432 When did you get in? I missed you so much! 1113 01:24:18,674 --> 01:24:20,971 You are letting this two bit hack destroy you. 1114 01:24:21,644 --> 01:24:24,946 You are everything that the Republicans accused you of being. 1115 01:24:24,947 --> 01:24:27,915 A spineless amateur. Afraid to take a position. 1116 01:24:27,983 --> 01:24:30,041 I am not afraid to take a position. 1117 01:24:31,486 --> 01:24:33,715 Okay, sometimes I have second thoughts. 1118 01:24:33,988 --> 01:24:35,978 But what thinking person doesn't? 1119 01:24:36,090 --> 01:24:39,957 You used to stand for something. Both of you. 1120 01:24:40,695 --> 01:24:41,490 Let her go. 1121 01:24:42,363 --> 01:24:44,057 What's happened to you, Art? 1122 01:24:44,564 --> 01:24:45,860 I'm gonna win this time. 1123 01:24:46,166 --> 01:24:48,734 You used to run campaigns that meant something. 1124 01:24:48,735 --> 01:24:53,797 They would have meant something if the candidates I backed had won! 1125 01:24:55,075 --> 01:24:59,408 You know what's like to be on the right side of every issue on the theory stage? 1126 01:24:59,812 --> 01:25:02,075 The hope that rocks with every loss? 1127 01:25:03,449 --> 01:25:06,315 Not this time. Never again. 1128 01:25:19,397 --> 01:25:21,159 Back to work! Everybody! 1129 01:25:27,037 --> 01:25:28,833 Look at that! 1130 01:25:29,273 --> 01:25:32,139 You burnt the hot dog, just a little bit. 1131 01:25:32,643 --> 01:25:33,904 Just the way I like them! 1132 01:25:36,447 --> 01:25:37,879 - Bud? - Yes? 1133 01:25:39,215 --> 01:25:43,150 I think we should ask for a Presidential debate. 1134 01:25:45,421 --> 01:25:49,191 Come on! Can't we just talk about something else for one night? 1135 01:25:49,192 --> 01:25:51,216 Just for a minute? Maybe? 1136 01:25:53,295 --> 01:25:55,888 What did you just say to me? 1137 01:25:57,065 --> 01:26:00,522 A Presidential debate. Where you get to ask questions. 1138 01:26:00,702 --> 01:26:03,067 Please. Just stop. 1139 01:26:03,205 --> 01:26:05,570 It's important! It could help you decide. 1140 01:26:05,639 --> 01:26:07,196 Help me decide. 1141 01:26:08,109 --> 01:26:09,576 Think about what you're saying to me. 1142 01:26:09,577 --> 01:26:12,807 I have! You should read all this mail you've been getting. 1143 01:26:13,280 --> 01:26:15,179 People are writing to you for help. 1144 01:26:15,649 --> 01:26:17,741 People are writing me letters. So what? 1145 01:26:18,252 --> 01:26:20,412 I can't help these people. 1146 01:26:22,355 --> 01:26:23,582 You can speak for them. 1147 01:26:27,961 --> 01:26:28,949 Will you do it for me? 1148 01:26:35,167 --> 01:26:37,964 I'm doing this all because of you! 1149 01:26:42,975 --> 01:26:46,535 Confirmed, one Presidential debate will occur this Wednesday night... 1150 01:26:47,011 --> 01:26:50,138 at which Mr. Johnson will ask both candidates a set of questions. 1151 01:26:50,782 --> 01:26:53,113 The following day, he'll cast his vote. 1152 01:26:57,488 --> 01:26:59,478 Bud, what will you ask at the debate? 1153 01:27:00,557 --> 01:27:03,992 Truth is, I don't know yet, but I'm... 1154 01:27:05,529 --> 01:27:06,722 I'll figure it out. 1155 01:27:12,969 --> 01:27:15,664 I hate debates. Where they try-to trick you. 1156 01:27:16,038 --> 01:27:18,005 I know, but you'll be fine. 1157 01:27:18,841 --> 01:27:20,865 We have two days to sew this thing up. 1158 01:27:21,744 --> 01:27:23,472 I'm gonna need you to meet with Bud again. 1159 01:27:24,914 --> 01:27:27,814 And, offer him a little incentive. 1160 01:27:29,551 --> 01:27:31,609 You want I give him a bag of cash? 1161 01:27:31,753 --> 01:27:33,617 No, he's got too much attention on him for that. 1162 01:27:34,155 --> 01:27:36,645 I was thinking that maybe you'd offer him a job. 1163 01:27:37,192 --> 01:27:40,217 Something with benefits. If you know what I mean. 1164 01:27:41,028 --> 01:27:42,722 Marty, I've been meaning to talk to you. 1165 01:27:44,865 --> 01:27:47,458 I'm not sure about our strategy on this whole Bud thing. 1166 01:27:47,901 --> 01:27:51,097 You've never questioned me before. On anything. 1167 01:27:51,805 --> 01:27:52,327 Ever. 1168 01:27:52,906 --> 01:27:56,864 I know and I'm not saying I won't do it. I just... 1169 01:27:58,511 --> 01:27:59,977 I can't shake this feeling... 1170 01:28:01,647 --> 01:28:04,513 The way we've been switching positions, and now offering Bud... 1171 01:28:06,486 --> 01:28:08,453 We're just doing what we always do. 1172 01:28:10,589 --> 01:28:11,179 That's all. 1173 01:28:11,957 --> 01:28:15,187 Dancing the dance, Courting the voters. 1174 01:28:16,728 --> 01:28:19,628 Except this time, it's only one voter. 1175 01:28:21,465 --> 01:28:22,362 It's one guy. 1176 01:28:23,534 --> 01:28:25,364 This is history, Mr. President. 1177 01:28:26,704 --> 01:28:28,295 It's never happened before. 1178 01:28:28,839 --> 01:28:32,968 This is a moment the whole world will remember. Forever. 1179 01:28:35,478 --> 01:28:36,466 I understand. 1180 01:28:43,319 --> 01:28:44,751 What are we about? 1181 01:28:45,655 --> 01:28:46,211 Winning. 1182 01:28:47,991 --> 01:28:51,426 Because if we don't win, you can't do what you set out to do. 1183 01:28:52,394 --> 01:28:54,327 And what you've done, won't matter. 1184 01:28:55,063 --> 01:28:58,122 If we don't win, it's all over. 1185 01:28:59,301 --> 01:29:00,358 And you're over. 1186 01:29:01,903 --> 01:29:02,527 Bud! 1187 01:29:05,973 --> 01:29:06,734 Bud! 1188 01:29:10,778 --> 01:29:11,801 What time is it? 1189 01:29:11,879 --> 01:29:14,972 Late. It's late. You promised to take me in today. 1190 01:29:15,049 --> 01:29:18,814 Okay! Just give me a few minutes. 1191 01:29:20,153 --> 01:29:22,677 What's today? 1192 01:29:24,724 --> 01:29:25,655 Forget it. 1193 01:29:28,962 --> 01:29:30,758 Can you take me, please? 1194 01:29:33,332 --> 01:29:35,299 Yeah Ye. Let's go. 1195 01:29:40,573 --> 01:29:41,596 Oh, God! 1196 01:29:43,942 --> 01:29:46,466 Hey, wait a minute, Molly. 1197 01:29:54,452 --> 01:29:56,578 Molly! Molly! 1198 01:29:56,653 --> 01:29:59,587 Mr. Johnson... Mr. Johnson! 1199 01:30:00,657 --> 01:30:02,283 The President would like a word with you. 1200 01:30:02,926 --> 01:30:04,620 - The President? - Yes, sir. 1201 01:30:07,464 --> 01:30:08,760 Hey, get a life! 1202 01:30:10,967 --> 01:30:14,094 I used to work at Gilmore before I got laid off. 1203 01:30:14,837 --> 01:30:17,327 Now, I find work wherever I can. 1204 01:30:18,574 --> 01:30:20,871 Mow people's lawns, fixing stuff. 1205 01:30:22,044 --> 01:30:23,135 Hasn't been easy. 1206 01:30:26,548 --> 01:30:27,138 Molly. 1207 01:30:29,951 --> 01:30:34,284 I'd sure appreciate it if your Dad could put in a good word for me at the plant. 1208 01:30:35,657 --> 01:30:38,716 Thank you, Michael and Mr. Everett for that... 1209 01:30:40,027 --> 01:30:41,015 presentation. 1210 01:30:42,329 --> 01:30:43,625 Who's next? 1211 01:30:44,331 --> 01:30:44,921 Molly. 1212 01:31:01,748 --> 01:31:04,079 I guess you all probably know my dad. 1213 01:31:06,918 --> 01:31:08,908 He really wanted to be here today, but... 1214 01:31:10,555 --> 01:31:12,647 he had so many important things to do. 1215 01:31:14,760 --> 01:31:16,351 He's doing his best, but... 1216 01:31:17,662 --> 01:31:19,492 he can't be everywhere at once. 1217 01:31:22,299 --> 01:31:24,391 Ever since all this stuff happened... 1218 01:31:27,171 --> 01:31:29,365 he's really been under a lot of pressure. 1219 01:31:32,842 --> 01:31:34,604 I just want you to know that... 1220 01:31:35,578 --> 01:31:38,444 he takes his responsibilities seriously... 1221 01:31:40,183 --> 01:31:43,618 and that he really cares about helping poor people... 1222 01:31:44,254 --> 01:31:45,652 and sick people. 1223 01:31:47,389 --> 01:31:49,879 And people that can't help themselves. 1224 01:31:55,264 --> 01:31:55,888 My... 1225 01:31:59,967 --> 01:32:03,026 my dad wants to make this country a better place. 1226 01:32:18,318 --> 01:32:19,978 Do you think much about your future? 1227 01:32:22,222 --> 01:32:23,279 What future? 1228 01:32:24,858 --> 01:32:25,755 I know what you mean. 1229 01:32:26,459 --> 01:32:28,517 We all worry about the sun down years. 1230 01:32:29,361 --> 01:32:31,692 Sooner or later, all this hoopla is gonna die down. 1231 01:32:31,964 --> 01:32:33,398 They're gonna build me a library. 1232 01:32:33,399 --> 01:32:35,093 And you're gonna be just another face in the crowd. 1233 01:32:37,737 --> 01:32:38,600 Can't wait. 1234 01:32:40,505 --> 01:32:42,199 What you need to think about is security. 1235 01:32:43,374 --> 01:32:44,533 Now I've got a friend... 1236 01:32:46,478 --> 01:32:50,641 who might have a job for you. In the lobby business. 1237 01:32:52,183 --> 01:32:54,810 Like opening doors for people? 1238 01:32:55,886 --> 01:32:56,783 Very astute! 1239 01:32:57,321 --> 01:33:00,289 Open doors to politicians. And their checkbooks. 1240 01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:03,520 People really like you, Bud. They feel like you're one of them. 1241 01:33:05,095 --> 01:33:06,925 I'm not quite following you, Andy. 1242 01:33:13,336 --> 01:33:15,701 Sometimes you gotta figure out what you want in this life. 1243 01:33:17,206 --> 01:33:19,400 Then you have to decide how much it's worth to you. 1244 01:33:20,609 --> 01:33:22,405 Because they're gonna put it on your tombstone. 1245 01:33:24,379 --> 01:33:25,345 It's your legacy. 1246 01:33:26,948 --> 01:33:28,881 A measure of what you left behind. 1247 01:33:30,819 --> 01:33:31,580 Are we... 1248 01:33:33,854 --> 01:33:35,616 are we still talking about the job? 1249 01:33:38,359 --> 01:33:39,757 The lobby business? 1250 01:33:42,596 --> 01:33:45,564 Right. Forget that. 1251 01:33:50,036 --> 01:33:51,161 It's not worth it. 1252 01:34:00,546 --> 01:34:01,409 And thank you. 1253 01:34:36,012 --> 01:34:36,705 Molly! 1254 01:34:37,981 --> 01:34:40,005 You said that if I ever wanted to talk, right? 1255 01:34:43,485 --> 01:34:44,746 Here's some hot cocoa. 1256 01:34:46,522 --> 01:34:48,512 Sorry. All I had was skim milk. 1257 01:34:48,757 --> 01:34:49,654 It's okay. 1258 01:34:52,728 --> 01:34:53,694 What's going on? 1259 01:34:55,330 --> 01:34:57,797 - It's all my fault. - What's your fault? 1260 01:34:58,132 --> 01:35:00,190 Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1261 01:35:00,401 --> 01:35:03,301 He knew how important it was to me. But he got drunk. 1262 01:35:04,072 --> 01:35:07,541 He never even showed up. I didn't know what else to do! 1263 01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:09,736 Wait, Molly, what are you saying? 1264 01:35:11,678 --> 01:35:12,268 Molly? 1265 01:35:13,847 --> 01:35:14,938 Aren't you gonna get that? 1266 01:35:16,383 --> 01:35:20,682 Yeah, give me two seconds. Stay here. I'm gonna get them off the phone. 1267 01:35:30,930 --> 01:35:35,866 Can call you back? This isn't a good time. Yeah, I know. 1268 01:35:37,202 --> 01:35:38,759 I know. You already told me that. 1269 01:35:46,811 --> 01:35:48,778 Look, can I call you back? 1270 01:35:49,480 --> 01:35:50,138 Molly? 1271 01:35:51,782 --> 01:35:52,475 Molly! 1272 01:36:08,798 --> 01:36:09,422 Are you okay? 1273 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:12,990 You think your dad might be passed out tonight? 1274 01:36:16,905 --> 01:36:18,963 Then, you're going to recast your vote. 1275 01:36:19,074 --> 01:36:21,701 I guess it ain't that much of a secret then, is it? 1276 01:36:25,447 --> 01:36:29,314 If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle. 1277 01:36:29,917 --> 01:36:31,747 For those who do not remember the past... 1278 01:36:33,754 --> 01:36:35,687 Remind me again who's running? 1279 01:36:35,890 --> 01:36:38,255 So, what you're saying is, you're keeping... 1280 01:36:38,726 --> 01:36:41,956 It's all my fault. Bud was supposed to meet me after school. 1281 01:36:42,096 --> 01:36:45,326 He knew how important this was to me. But he got drunk. 1282 01:36:45,732 --> 01:36:49,064 He didn't even show up. I didn't know what else to do! 1283 01:36:49,336 --> 01:36:50,636 Molly, what are you saying? 1284 01:36:50,637 --> 01:36:51,625 He didn't vote! 1285 01:36:54,574 --> 01:36:56,175 What do you mean, she's missing? 1286 01:36:56,176 --> 01:36:57,643 I'm sorry, Mr. Johnson. It's all my fault. 1287 01:36:57,643 --> 01:36:58,977 For crying out loud, Lewis! 1288 01:36:58,978 --> 01:37:02,936 You guys guard Presidents. 1289 01:37:04,683 --> 01:37:05,614 She's smarter! 1290 01:37:08,253 --> 01:37:09,150 Tell me about it! 1291 01:37:21,065 --> 01:37:22,326 What is all this? 1292 01:37:23,368 --> 01:37:24,857 She's been answering your mail. 1293 01:37:25,802 --> 01:37:26,426 For what? 1294 01:37:29,172 --> 01:37:32,698 She wanted people to think that you cared. 1295 01:37:34,277 --> 01:37:35,208 She told you that? 1296 01:37:49,425 --> 01:37:52,552 Does have any friends we should contact? 1297 01:37:52,627 --> 01:37:53,456 I don't know. 1298 01:37:58,700 --> 01:38:01,793 No, she's not the friend type. 1299 01:38:03,004 --> 01:38:03,560 Jed. 1300 01:38:04,772 --> 01:38:07,573 - Jed? Who's Jed? - It's a boy she likes. 1301 01:38:07,574 --> 01:38:09,768 She likes a boy? 1302 01:38:10,077 --> 01:38:12,067 Jed Barkley. He's in her class. 1303 01:38:12,246 --> 01:38:14,645 He's a little shy, but they're friends. 1304 01:38:15,382 --> 01:38:19,340 - Is she told you that? - Yes, sir. 1305 01:38:24,991 --> 01:38:26,617 Do you have any idea where she might be going? 1306 01:38:33,165 --> 01:38:36,099 Yeah, I'm can guess where she's going. 1307 01:38:36,635 --> 01:38:38,431 Just tell us where, we'll go pick her up, sir. 1308 01:38:41,306 --> 01:38:44,968 She's my daughter. I'll get her myself. 1309 01:39:11,634 --> 01:39:12,497 This is it. 1310 01:39:14,336 --> 01:39:15,563 Sure you wanna go in? 1311 01:39:17,339 --> 01:39:18,930 Came this far, didn't we? 1312 01:39:20,843 --> 01:39:23,902 I'll wait here awhile. Just in case you want to go home. 1313 01:39:29,250 --> 01:39:30,716 I never want to go home. 1314 01:40:06,252 --> 01:40:06,740 Yes? 1315 01:40:07,952 --> 01:40:09,578 I'm looking for Larissa Star. 1316 01:40:11,389 --> 01:40:15,825 Well, she's gone. She's moved out a long time ago. 1317 01:40:21,965 --> 01:40:23,090 I think you're her. 1318 01:40:31,909 --> 01:40:32,670 You Jed? 1319 01:40:34,844 --> 01:40:37,403 - It's okay, is she in there? - Yes, sir. 1320 01:40:39,615 --> 01:40:40,546 Wait here. 1321 01:40:49,324 --> 01:40:50,483 You're all grown up! 1322 01:40:51,893 --> 01:40:53,086 You look like your dad. 1323 01:40:54,763 --> 01:40:56,320 He says I look like you. 1324 01:40:57,299 --> 01:41:01,098 Does he? So, why did you come here? 1325 01:41:02,403 --> 01:41:06,270 You wrote me a letter. You said I could come live with you. 1326 01:41:07,441 --> 01:41:09,874 That was a long time ago, honey. 1327 01:41:11,679 --> 01:41:13,441 Things have changed. 1328 01:41:14,614 --> 01:41:17,810 I'm close to getting a record deal. 1329 01:41:18,885 --> 01:41:20,749 I did a gig a couple of months ago. 1330 01:41:21,054 --> 01:41:26,458 This guy wants to put me in touch with this big time Nashville producer. 1331 01:41:26,459 --> 01:41:28,085 So he's gonna call me. I'm not gonna be ready. 1332 01:41:28,994 --> 01:41:32,952 I gotta get ready. There's a lot I gotta do, so I can't do this. 1333 01:41:34,666 --> 01:41:37,862 I'm not well. Can't you see that? 1334 01:41:39,838 --> 01:41:41,668 I can take care of you, Mom. 1335 01:41:41,906 --> 01:41:44,999 I don't want anybody to take care of me. I don't want you here. 1336 01:41:46,177 --> 01:41:47,108 Dad! 1337 01:41:50,781 --> 01:41:52,441 Jesus Christ, Larissa! 1338 01:41:53,251 --> 01:41:54,985 I don't want her to see me like this. 1339 01:41:54,986 --> 01:41:58,716 Molly, you gotta go outside, okay? For me. You got out there and wait. 1340 01:41:59,189 --> 01:42:01,986 - Dad! - Just outside. Now! 1341 01:42:11,133 --> 01:42:14,226 I heard you'd finally gotten cleaned up. 1342 01:42:14,603 --> 01:42:18,231 Who told you that? My God, what is going on out there? 1343 01:42:18,307 --> 01:42:19,073 I can't explain. 1344 01:42:19,074 --> 01:42:23,305 What are you, famous now? You think you can just come? I can't do this! 1345 01:42:23,411 --> 01:42:26,573 - Wait... - No! No! Come here. 1346 01:42:26,848 --> 01:42:28,148 I'm not mad Larissa. 1347 01:42:28,149 --> 01:42:29,342 I'm trying to tell you... 1348 01:42:29,751 --> 01:42:33,553 I can't be a mom right now. I can't. Stay back! I can't... 1349 01:42:33,554 --> 01:42:37,546 be a mom right now. I can't do it. I can't do it. 1350 01:43:50,225 --> 01:43:51,657 Said no reporters, Lewis. 1351 01:43:51,860 --> 01:43:53,227 I just want to talk to you. 1352 01:43:53,228 --> 01:43:54,660 I don't have time, Kate. 1353 01:43:55,163 --> 01:43:59,533 I'm moderating a Presidential debate tomorrow night in front of a zillion. 1354 01:43:59,533 --> 01:44:03,195 So as much as I'd love for you to make an ass out of me again on TV... 1355 01:44:03,371 --> 01:44:04,962 I kinda have some preparing to do. 1356 01:44:09,343 --> 01:44:11,776 I have to catch up on the issues. 1357 01:44:12,846 --> 01:44:14,210 Like all of them! 1358 01:44:14,781 --> 01:44:15,303 Bud. 1359 01:44:18,985 --> 01:44:20,884 I know what happened election night. 1360 01:44:22,088 --> 01:44:25,250 I'm running the story. I just want to make sure I've got my facts right. 1361 01:44:25,724 --> 01:44:29,591 The bartender claims you left the Starline about 7:30. 1362 01:44:30,229 --> 01:44:30,922 Is that correct? 1363 01:44:31,697 --> 01:44:32,458 Yes, madam. 1364 01:44:32,898 --> 01:44:36,094 Giving you plenty of time to meet at the polling station... 1365 01:44:36,969 --> 01:44:38,026 and cast your vote... 1366 01:44:38,669 --> 01:44:39,225 right? 1367 01:44:42,340 --> 01:44:45,172 I... guess so. 1368 01:44:46,611 --> 01:44:47,668 Just making sure. 1369 01:44:50,548 --> 01:44:53,573 I'm sorry. I got something for you. 1370 01:44:57,053 --> 01:44:59,020 Kinda forgot who I was for a moment. 1371 01:44:59,890 --> 01:45:00,878 Forgive me? 1372 01:45:02,058 --> 01:45:02,853 That depends. 1373 01:45:04,594 --> 01:45:07,153 Can you help me, help him tonight? 1374 01:45:10,399 --> 01:45:11,330 I'd love to. 1375 01:45:12,168 --> 01:45:14,931 I work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1376 01:45:15,538 --> 01:45:17,105 Last year my son was diagnosed with... 1377 01:45:17,106 --> 01:45:22,509 Law makers renewed the primary programs for low income HIV and AIDS patients. 1378 01:45:22,844 --> 01:45:25,778 Named for Ryan White, a young AIDS activist... 1379 01:46:46,355 --> 01:46:47,514 Good evening everyone. 1380 01:46:47,723 --> 01:46:51,055 We come to you live from a small American town... 1381 01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:54,892 a town most of us had never heard of just a few weeks ago. 1382 01:46:55,096 --> 01:46:57,230 A town you couldn't find on the map... 1383 01:46:57,231 --> 01:47:00,688 because Texico, New Mexico, wasn't on the map. 1384 01:47:01,402 --> 01:47:02,766 But it's on the map now. 1385 01:47:02,837 --> 01:47:06,636 The whole world has descended on this town for an historic event. 1386 01:47:06,774 --> 01:47:09,674 A political debate unlike any other. 1387 01:47:09,809 --> 01:47:12,402 Tomorrow morning, Earnest Bud Johnson... 1388 01:47:12,479 --> 01:47:15,140 will walk into a voting booth and make a choice. 1389 01:47:15,682 --> 01:47:20,812 And his choice will affect our lives for generations to come. 1390 01:47:21,387 --> 01:47:25,049 The stakes could not be higher. What do you expect? 1391 01:47:25,124 --> 01:47:28,991 I wonder, Aaron, what the founding fathers would make of all this. 1392 01:47:29,194 --> 01:47:32,890 Would they be mortified, or would they be jumping for joy? 1393 01:47:33,032 --> 01:47:36,262 Something tells me that somewhere right now... 1394 01:47:36,434 --> 01:47:40,893 Franklin and Jefferson are looking down and smiling. 1395 01:47:41,306 --> 01:47:42,829 Smiling or laughing? 1396 01:47:43,007 --> 01:47:45,008 I don't know if they're smiling. 1397 01:47:45,009 --> 01:47:48,341 That's not exactly who they had in mind for picking the President of the USA. 1398 01:47:48,512 --> 01:47:53,005 We're sending someone out there who really is, as far as, we can tell lost. 1399 01:47:53,150 --> 01:47:56,312 Can he find himself suddenly, tonight on this stage... 1400 01:47:56,453 --> 01:47:58,818 Or is he going to look like a rodeo clown down there? 1401 01:47:58,956 --> 01:48:03,119 Tonight, the whole country is watching and we watch with you. 1402 01:48:04,126 --> 01:48:05,456 I'm gonna puke. 1403 01:48:05,528 --> 01:48:07,586 Bud, look at me. Look at me. 1404 01:48:08,230 --> 01:48:10,959 Just be yourself. You're gonna be great. 1405 01:48:14,904 --> 01:48:17,929 Hey, remember dad. No cussing! Okay? 1406 01:48:18,406 --> 01:48:19,929 - Fine. - Fine. 1407 01:48:20,909 --> 01:48:22,842 Mr. Johnson, one minute, please. 1408 01:48:26,147 --> 01:48:27,044 Good luck! 1409 01:48:31,685 --> 01:48:32,844 And so we begin. 1410 01:48:33,287 --> 01:48:36,153 The crowd has settled down and we go to the stage... 1411 01:48:36,223 --> 01:48:37,689 for what promises to be... 1412 01:48:38,225 --> 01:48:42,422 one of the most unique moments in American political history. 1413 01:49:25,835 --> 01:49:28,394 Mr. President, Mr. Greenleaf... 1414 01:49:29,572 --> 01:49:32,972 I'd like to thank you for your hospitality. It's been real interesting. 1415 01:49:33,843 --> 01:49:36,436 I've said a lot of thing I didn't mean. 1416 01:49:37,246 --> 01:49:38,746 And you both made a lot of promises... 1417 01:49:38,747 --> 01:49:40,373 you probably won't be able to keep. 1418 01:49:49,758 --> 01:49:52,783 To be honest, the last 10 days have felt like a weird dream. 1419 01:49:53,628 --> 01:49:55,788 What was once kinda funny, isn't anymore. 1420 01:49:57,665 --> 01:49:58,858 From what I've read, I've... 1421 01:50:01,035 --> 01:50:03,434 well, I've scared the hell out of America. 1422 01:50:04,404 --> 01:50:07,804 I know that the world is watching, maybe even laughing. 1423 01:50:08,275 --> 01:50:10,367 People on my own TV, are saying... 1424 01:50:10,644 --> 01:50:13,874 that America, somehow, deserves this moment. 1425 01:50:15,849 --> 01:50:17,145 Guess that means me. 1426 01:50:20,019 --> 01:50:23,977 I can't say that I've been much of anything most of my life. 1427 01:50:24,056 --> 01:50:26,785 It's sorta like somewhere along the way... 1428 01:50:27,793 --> 01:50:31,629 I checked out and it's not like I had big dreams to begin with. 1429 01:50:31,629 --> 01:50:34,654 But I had something once. 1430 01:50:35,867 --> 01:50:40,738 I had something close to faith or hope or whatever... 1431 01:50:40,739 --> 01:50:43,172 whatever word you want to use for how good life could be. 1432 01:50:45,008 --> 01:50:49,479 But then, the years start moving quicker and all of a sudden... 1433 01:50:49,480 --> 01:50:51,413 what's going good out there for every else... 1434 01:50:53,117 --> 01:50:54,606 isn't going so good for you. 1435 01:50:55,953 --> 01:50:58,819 But, tonight I feel... 1436 01:51:00,656 --> 01:51:01,553 embarrassed. 1437 01:51:04,994 --> 01:51:07,359 I've had my chances, more than most. 1438 01:51:08,664 --> 01:51:10,255 I've grown up in a country where... 1439 01:51:10,600 --> 01:51:14,797 if I decided to do more with my life than just drift and drink... 1440 01:51:15,303 --> 01:51:16,894 that I could be standing where... 1441 01:51:18,507 --> 01:51:20,167 where maybe you stand tonight. 1442 01:51:20,942 --> 01:51:24,843 Instead, I've taken freely and I've given nothing. 1443 01:51:26,080 --> 01:51:27,546 I'm ashamed in front of my... 1444 01:51:29,450 --> 01:51:30,074 daughter. 1445 01:51:33,387 --> 01:51:34,444 And my country. 1446 01:51:36,557 --> 01:51:38,758 I've never served or sacrificed. 1447 01:51:38,758 --> 01:51:43,194 The only heavy lifting I've been asked is simple stuff, like... 1448 01:51:43,530 --> 01:51:46,760 pay attention. Vote... 1449 01:51:49,469 --> 01:51:50,958 For America has a... 1450 01:51:52,938 --> 01:51:55,872 if America has a true enemy tonight, I guess it's me. 1451 01:51:58,443 --> 01:52:02,435 Tonight a below average man is going to choose between two exceptional men. 1452 01:52:03,415 --> 01:52:05,905 Tomorrow, one man's vote is going to make a difference... 1453 01:52:07,285 --> 01:52:09,115 'Cause tomorrow we're gonna have a President. 1454 01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:12,013 And not just someone to fill a chair in Washington. 1455 01:52:13,724 --> 01:52:16,248 We need someone who's bigger than their speeches. 1456 01:52:17,228 --> 01:52:20,890 The kind of President we learned about in school. 1457 01:52:23,033 --> 01:52:24,693 America needs a big thinker. 1458 01:52:27,070 --> 01:52:29,128 You know, like a giant, really. 1459 01:52:29,472 --> 01:52:32,634 Someone who has the good sense to get in front of our problems. 1460 01:52:33,108 --> 01:52:36,277 Somebody who has the wisdom to lead to us a place... 1461 01:52:36,278 --> 01:52:38,643 where we're at peace with ourselves and the world. 1462 01:52:40,616 --> 01:52:43,880 And just for the record, I want you both... 1463 01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:47,917 I want you both to know that I think a hella lot of you. 1464 01:52:58,766 --> 01:53:03,202 Tonight, I am going to speak for people I have never met... 1465 01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:09,240 whose letters touched me in a way I didn't think was possible. 1466 01:53:12,479 --> 01:53:14,446 My first question comes from... 1467 01:53:14,747 --> 01:53:16,873 Peter Manthis, in Henderson, Kentucky. 1468 01:53:17,283 --> 01:53:18,476 "Dear Mr. Johnson... 1469 01:53:18,684 --> 01:53:21,345 my wife and I have three little girls. 1470 01:53:21,420 --> 01:53:24,980 We both work two jobs just trying to make ends meet. 1471 01:53:26,626 --> 01:53:29,219 And some weeks, we don't make it." 1472 01:53:29,928 --> 01:53:32,796 "When you work hard and you still can't take care of your family... 1473 01:53:32,797 --> 01:53:36,425 you start to question yourself as a provider, as a man. 1474 01:53:37,569 --> 01:53:40,765 I know I am one. I fought for my country and I'm proud of it. 1475 01:53:42,473 --> 01:53:46,841 But it scares me to think about what would happen if one of my kids got sick. 1476 01:53:48,479 --> 01:53:52,915 "Can you ask the candidates, if we are richest country in the world... 1477 01:53:54,417 --> 01:53:57,408 how come some many of us can barely afford to live here?" 1478 01:54:00,523 --> 01:54:03,013 I'd like to take that one first, if I might, Mr. Greenleaf. 1479 01:54:04,093 --> 01:54:05,389 go ahead, Mr. President. 1480 01:54:07,630 --> 01:54:11,531 Bud, I'd first like to say, how much I appreciate your thoughtfulness.