1 00:00:18.109 --> 00:00:20.441 These are the legends. 2 00:00:20.511 --> 00:00:22.445 You've heard about them for years. 3 00:00:22.513 --> 00:00:25.448 The pretty housewife- you know the one. 4 00:00:25.516 --> 00:00:28.451 The friends burst in at the surprise party, find her spread eagle... 5 00:00:28.519 --> 00:00:32.319 with the family dog licking peanut butter from between her legs. 6 00:00:32.390 --> 00:00:33.789 Well, she's real. 7 00:00:33.858 --> 00:00:36.850 Remember the cheerleader? She gets her stomach pumped. 8 00:00:36.928 --> 00:00:40.159 - They find a quart of sperm. Her name's Luann. - Hey. 9 00:00:40.231 --> 00:00:44.258 They may not look like much to you, but they were all-stars on the circuit. 10 00:00:44.335 --> 00:00:46.701 The hooker reunites with thejohn here... 11 00:00:46.771 --> 00:00:48.602 the molester with the molested. 12 00:00:49.874 --> 00:00:51.967 The guy hanging naked from the shower curtain rod... 13 00:00:52.043 --> 00:00:55.945 half dead from autoerotic asphyxiation? 14 00:00:56.013 --> 00:00:58.948 - Hi. My name is Lonnie, and I'm a sex addict. - He's Lonnie. He's a sex addict. 15 00:00:59.016 --> 00:01:01.382 Hi, Lonnie. 16 00:01:01.452 --> 00:01:04.478 These people are the reason emergency rooms have special tools... 17 00:01:04.555 --> 00:01:08.457 to remove the champagne bottle, the fluorescent bulb, the hamster. 18 00:01:08.526 --> 00:01:11.256 - Did you ever experience- - For the freaks in here, sex is a compulsion... 19 00:01:11.329 --> 00:01:14.628 - like gambling, or drugs, or shoplifting. - Hi. My name is Agnes. 20 00:01:14.699 --> 00:01:17.065 At least this one looks like love... 21 00:01:17.134 --> 00:01:19.034 if you squint. 22 00:01:19.103 --> 00:01:21.037 That's my best friend, Denny. 23 00:01:21.105 --> 00:01:23.630 Denny showed up here after he got booted from art school... 24 00:01:23.708 --> 00:01:26.575 for waxing his weasel during life drawing class. 25 00:01:26.644 --> 00:01:28.612 Not like the model was even fine. 26 00:01:28.679 --> 00:01:31.409 Just some old hippie with overgrown nature bush. 27 00:01:31.482 --> 00:01:36.920 But Denny didn't care. By then he was masturbating 15 times a dayjust to break even. 28 00:01:36.988 --> 00:01:39.320 Got so he could barely make a fist anymore. 29 00:01:39.390 --> 00:01:43.952 Nico gets released from the halfway house twice a week for therapy... 30 00:01:44.028 --> 00:01:45.962 just like Cinderella. 31 00:01:46.030 --> 00:01:48.658 Only at midnight she turns into a fugitive. 32 00:01:50.167 --> 00:01:52.431 Don't get me wrong- I'm no different. 33 00:01:52.503 --> 00:01:54.494 We're all here for the same reason: 34 00:01:54.572 --> 00:01:58.906 to dig through our personal valise of perverse, heartbreaking memories... 35 00:01:58.976 --> 00:02:03.106 until we find one that helps us to break the cycle, to get sober. 36 00:02:03.180 --> 00:02:07.207 For me, that means no more constant meaningless sex with strangers... 37 00:02:07.284 --> 00:02:09.411 all the time. 38 00:02:09.487 --> 00:02:12.012 I come to meetings. I work the steps. 39 00:02:12.089 --> 00:02:14.080 I even try to abstain. 40 00:02:14.158 --> 00:02:17.855 So far, it's not going so well. 41 00:02:20.464 --> 00:02:23.228 - Not that it's any picnic to quit. - Sign this. 42 00:02:23.300 --> 00:02:26.861 Sex addicts become literally dependent on the rush of constant sex. 43 00:02:26.937 --> 00:02:29.098 Around the world, Nico. Around the world, baby. 44 00:02:29.173 --> 00:02:32.370 Orgasms release endorphins. Endorphins kill pain. 45 00:02:32.443 --> 00:02:34.377 And I'm all for that. 46 00:02:34.445 --> 00:02:36.037 - You got something to write with? - In my pocket. 47 00:02:36.113 --> 00:02:40.277 Hold on a second. I'm Nico's sponsor, and I take that very seriously. 48 00:02:40.351 --> 00:02:43.149 Here you go, babe. 49 00:02:43.220 --> 00:02:45.780 I mean, please, even the worst blowjob is better... 50 00:02:45.856 --> 00:02:50.759 than, say, sniffing the greatest rose or watching the greatest sunset. 51 00:02:50.828 --> 00:02:52.819 But I'm not thinking about that now... 52 00:02:52.897 --> 00:02:55.923 because at any moment I won't have a problem in the world. 53 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.992 No bills, no stupidjob, no crazy mother. 54 00:02:59.070 --> 00:03:02.904 All I'm going to feel is perfect, beautiful nothing. 55 00:03:02.973 --> 00:03:05.806 Fuck you! Not yet. 56 00:03:11.582 --> 00:03:13.982 Here it comes. Perfect. 57 00:03:14.051 --> 00:03:17.043 - Beautiful. - Fu- 58 00:03:20.591 --> 00:03:22.525 Keep coming back. 59 00:03:22.593 --> 00:03:25.460 It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. 60 00:03:25.529 --> 00:03:26.962 Yeah. 61 00:03:34.338 --> 00:03:36.499 What'd you say you do again? 62 00:03:36.707 --> 00:03:40.507 I am the backbone of colonial America. 63 00:03:40.578 --> 00:03:44.537 - Welcome to the Village of Dunsboro. - Come on, kids. 64 00:03:44.615 --> 00:03:48.278 Here, life in an 18th-century settlement is re-created in vivid detail. 65 00:03:48.352 --> 00:03:50.320 Here. Take it. 66 00:03:50.387 --> 00:03:52.685 - For some, it's more vivid than others. - Bye-bye. 67 00:03:52.757 --> 00:03:54.691 Not that you can blame 'em. 68 00:03:54.759 --> 00:03:57.990 We're all marooned here like castaways on some TVshow... 69 00:03:58.062 --> 00:04:00.360 who never age and never escape. 70 00:04:00.431 --> 00:04:02.922 Think Gilligan meets Groundhog Day... 71 00:04:03.000 --> 00:04:05.230 in hell. 72 00:04:05.302 --> 00:04:08.465 Hmm. Can I get a turn? 73 00:04:08.539 --> 00:04:11.201 - Sure you can. - When? 74 00:04:11.275 --> 00:04:14.142 When the Mayflower sails out of my ass. 75 00:04:14.211 --> 00:04:16.145 - Hey, kids. - Nice. 76 00:04:16.213 --> 00:04:20.309 - Ooh. - Hi. All right. Watch this. Ready? 77 00:04:20.384 --> 00:04:22.375 Whoa, you've got skills. 78 00:04:22.453 --> 00:04:25.547 How do you know how to do that? 79 00:04:34.398 --> 00:04:38.562 - Get off me. Aah.! - Hey, man. What the- 80 00:04:40.171 --> 00:04:42.162 Hey, get out of here, you little shits! 81 00:04:42.239 --> 00:04:44.400 Easy, easy, easy. 82 00:04:44.475 --> 00:04:47.171 It's me. It's me. 83 00:04:47.244 --> 00:04:49.474 - Sorry, dude. - You all right? 84 00:04:49.547 --> 00:04:52.778 Yeah, these kids kept putting this ferret thing down my pants. 85 00:04:52.850 --> 00:04:54.841 Am I bleeding? 86 00:04:54.919 --> 00:04:57.251 - Oh, God. - What? What is it? 87 00:04:57.321 --> 00:05:00.017 Ursula, man. 88 00:05:00.090 --> 00:05:03.924 - She's a milkmaid. - You got that right. 89 00:05:03.994 --> 00:05:05.621 No. 90 00:05:05.696 --> 00:05:07.220 No. 91 00:05:07.298 --> 00:05:09.061 Yeah. 92 00:05:09.133 --> 00:05:11.101 She's milking those cows all day... 93 00:05:11.168 --> 00:05:15.264 working those fingers up and down and up and down and up and down. 94 00:05:15.339 --> 00:05:18.308 - Hey! Hey, hey, man! - Thanks. 95 00:05:18.375 --> 00:05:21.572 - Yeah, you may not want to do that. - Ursula? 96 00:05:21.645 --> 00:05:24.170 Hi. 97 00:05:24.248 --> 00:05:26.910 Look at this guy. 98 00:05:26.984 --> 00:05:28.611 Man's a glutton for punishment. 99 00:05:28.686 --> 00:05:31.154 She laughed. 100 00:05:31.222 --> 00:05:33.747 - Did you see that? - "At," dude, not "with." 101 00:05:33.824 --> 00:05:35.917 Right. 102 00:05:41.665 --> 00:05:44.031 Oh, shit. Let's roll. 103 00:05:45.069 --> 00:05:47.333 Wait, wait. Where is it? Fuck. 104 00:05:47.404 --> 00:05:50.305 - What the fuck are you doing? - I need my wig. Where's my wig? 105 00:05:50.374 --> 00:05:53.468 - Leave the goddamn wig, will you? - Dude, he'll dock me. 106 00:05:54.845 --> 00:05:57.575 - Who hast released thee from thy bonds? - My bonds? 107 00:05:57.648 --> 00:05:59.946 Thou knowest the rules. 108 00:06:00.017 --> 00:06:02.679 Miscreants may be freed only by a duly appointed member of the constabulary. 109 00:06:02.753 --> 00:06:04.687 Give it a rest with the olden spiel, Charlie. 110 00:06:04.755 --> 00:06:06.689 You heard the bells. We're off. 111 00:06:06.757 --> 00:06:09.487 - And what of his uncovered pate? - My what? 112 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:12.552 Your pate! Your pate. 113 00:06:12.630 --> 00:06:16.691 Discarding period attire whilst within colony walls is a clear violation of character. 114 00:06:16.767 --> 00:06:19.463 Fine. Okay? You happy? 115 00:06:19.536 --> 00:06:23.438 - Thy purse shall suffer for thy transgressions. - Hey, hey, hey, look. 116 00:06:23.507 --> 00:06:27.534 I don't mind if you wanna play method Mussolini to this bunch of failed drama school rejects... 117 00:06:27.611 --> 00:06:30.842 - but you dock my check one more time- - Victor. 118 00:06:30.915 --> 00:06:33.440 thou wilt feel the wrath of a fuckin' beat-down. 119 00:06:33.517 --> 00:06:36.816 - Bring it then, varlet, if thou be a man. - Victor! Victor! 120 00:06:36.887 --> 00:06:38.878 - What wilt thou do? - What am I gonna do? What? What? 121 00:06:38.956 --> 00:06:41.117 - What sayest thou? - It's the last bus. 122 00:06:42.826 --> 00:06:44.817 - What wilt thou do? - Oh! 123 00:06:44.895 --> 00:06:46.829 - Come on. - All right. Let's go. Come on. 124 00:06:46.897 --> 00:06:50.196 - Where dost thou go? - Let's go. 125 00:06:50.267 --> 00:06:52.201 Fuckin' knave. 126 00:06:52.269 --> 00:06:56.000 # Years ago I lost my guard Ever since it's been hard # 127 00:06:56.073 --> 00:06:58.303 # Standing up like a man # 128 00:06:58.375 --> 00:07:00.309 # Like a father Understand # 129 00:07:00.377 --> 00:07:03.107 # That all I do is not enough # 130 00:07:03.180 --> 00:07:05.444 - # For myself I am tough # - Dude, where is this place? 131 00:07:05.516 --> 00:07:07.916 - It's coming up. - # On myself I need to freeze # 132 00:07:07.985 --> 00:07:10.044 - Here. - # I need direction, ah, please # 133 00:07:10.120 --> 00:07:13.419 # Show me all the rules, girl # 134 00:07:13.490 --> 00:07:15.583 - # I just wanna get 'em wrong ## - Thank you. 135 00:07:17.928 --> 00:07:21.227 Muzak] 136 00:07:25.569 --> 00:07:29.665 Can't we just this once enjoy a nice meal like normal people? 137 00:07:29.740 --> 00:07:32.300 No. 138 00:07:32.376 --> 00:07:35.106 - You can't fool people into loving you. - Wanna bet? 139 00:07:44.621 --> 00:07:46.555 Somebody saves your life... 140 00:07:46.623 --> 00:07:49.456 they'll love you forever. 141 00:07:49.526 --> 00:07:52.359 It's like the old Chinese custom. 142 00:07:52.429 --> 00:07:55.057 They feel responsible. 143 00:07:55.132 --> 00:07:58.590 They'll write. They'll send birthday cards. 144 00:07:58.669 --> 00:08:02.730 Play it right, even cash. 145 00:08:02.806 --> 00:08:07.641 Unless you let yourself get rescued by some busboy who brings down 350 a week. 146 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:11.747 Hey.! That's mine. 147 00:08:11.815 --> 00:08:14.477 So, who's it gonna be tonight? 148 00:08:14.551 --> 00:08:17.714 How 'bout you, honey? You feeling heroic? 149 00:08:17.788 --> 00:08:19.813 Uh-oh. Swatch. 150 00:08:19.890 --> 00:08:21.983 Okay. Come on.! 151 00:08:22.059 --> 00:08:26.792 There he is. You and me, we're about to be friends for life. 152 00:08:26.864 --> 00:08:30.425 - Come on. Come on, come on. - Who knows? This might be the greatest day of their lives. 153 00:08:30.501 --> 00:08:35.336 - One heroic deed thatjustifies their entire existence. 154 00:08:37.174 --> 00:08:40.735 They grab you and hold you. 155 00:08:40.811 --> 00:08:43.541 They rock you softly in their arms. 156 00:08:43.614 --> 00:08:46.105 All right. It's gonna be all right. 157 00:08:47.317 --> 00:08:50.480 And before you know it, you're their child. 158 00:08:50.554 --> 00:08:52.522 - You're okay. - You belong to them. 159 00:08:52.589 --> 00:08:54.921 Yeah. 160 00:08:56.627 --> 00:09:00.028 - Okay. - You see this? This is my favorite part. 161 00:09:06.203 --> 00:09:08.137 - Hey, Kim. - Hi, Victor. 162 00:09:08.205 --> 00:09:10.969 - How art thou? - That's funny. 163 00:09:11.041 --> 00:09:13.373 - That's very funny. - Proceed. 164 00:09:19.416 --> 00:09:21.941 Mrs. Novak is an undresser. 165 00:09:22.019 --> 00:09:24.920 That's why she gets the special pantsuit. 166 00:09:26.356 --> 00:09:29.621 Other patients express themselves through art... 167 00:09:29.693 --> 00:09:31.627 which can also be disturbing. 168 00:09:32.763 --> 00:09:36.460 Eva here is what you call a squirrel. 169 00:09:36.533 --> 00:09:39.001 Colin? Oh, Colin, is that you? 170 00:09:39.069 --> 00:09:41.003 What do we have tonight, Eva? 171 00:09:41.071 --> 00:09:42.868 Hmm. Roast beef. 172 00:09:42.940 --> 00:09:45.238 That's not doing you any good in there, now, is it? 173 00:09:45.309 --> 00:09:48.073 You hurt me, Colin. You hurt me, and I'm telling Mother. 174 00:09:48.145 --> 00:09:51.080 - That might prove challenging. - You touched my woo-woo. 175 00:09:51.148 --> 00:09:54.345 I definitely did not touch your woo-woo. 176 00:09:54.418 --> 00:09:57.683 If it wasn't for that chip in her bracelet, she'd follow me around all night... 177 00:09:57.754 --> 00:09:59.984 squawking about her poor woo-woo. 178 00:10:00.057 --> 00:10:04.551 St. Anthony's is what you call a constant care facility. 179 00:10:04.628 --> 00:10:07.222 It's for loony broads of all ages. 180 00:10:07.297 --> 00:10:09.765 But mostly, it's where grannies get dumped. 181 00:10:12.636 --> 00:10:15.070 You see that look shejust gave me? 182 00:10:15.139 --> 00:10:17.403 That's 'cause that really happened. 183 00:10:17.474 --> 00:10:20.238 Guess you could say I'm kinda tight with the staff. 184 00:10:20.310 --> 00:10:22.972 Hello. Who are you? 185 00:10:23.046 --> 00:10:25.537 Oh, that's right. You're gonna ruin everything. 186 00:10:26.850 --> 00:10:29.717 But of course, I don't know that yet. 187 00:10:30.854 --> 00:10:32.788 Well, it's about time. 188 00:10:32.856 --> 00:10:36.121 She's been asking for you all day. Wouldn't take a bite until you got here. 189 00:10:36.193 --> 00:10:38.457 - Who am I today? - Some guy named Fred. 190 00:10:38.529 --> 00:10:41.089 - Sounds like another one of the lawyers. - He was. 191 00:10:41.165 --> 00:10:43.963 - "Was"? - Fred's dead. Aortic aneurysm. 192 00:10:44.034 --> 00:10:47.026 - Fall of'97. - You forgetting something? 193 00:10:47.104 --> 00:10:49.129 Oh. 194 00:10:49.206 --> 00:10:51.140 - So, you good? - Yeah. 195 00:10:52.442 --> 00:10:54.876 Well, my lady, I'll see you later. Okay? 196 00:10:54.945 --> 00:10:56.879 Okay. 197 00:11:04.154 --> 00:11:07.214 That's nice. Hey, where's Constance? 198 00:11:07.291 --> 00:11:09.782 Upstairs. They took her this morning. 199 00:11:09.860 --> 00:11:13.159 Oh. Well, she'll be back. 200 00:11:13.230 --> 00:11:15.255 Oh, no, she won't, Fred. 201 00:11:15.332 --> 00:11:18.733 They take you up to the second floor, you don't come back. 202 00:11:18.802 --> 00:11:21.999 But they take you up to the third floor, you'd just better hope your plot's paid up. 203 00:11:22.072 --> 00:11:24.802 I got... cannelloni! 204 00:11:24.875 --> 00:11:28.038 - Huh? - Will you get that out of my face? 205 00:11:28.111 --> 00:11:33.048 You're just like my son, Victor, always trying to shove some inedible mosh down my throat. 206 00:11:33.116 --> 00:11:35.311 I thought you liked Italian. 207 00:11:35.385 --> 00:11:38.445 You gotta eat, you know. 208 00:11:38.522 --> 00:11:40.490 You gotta- 209 00:11:42.893 --> 00:11:46.590 Oh, it's you! 210 00:11:49.566 --> 00:11:51.500 What happened, Fred? 211 00:11:54.171 --> 00:11:56.662 You used to cut quite the dashing figure. Now look at you. 212 00:11:56.740 --> 00:12:00.198 You look like my son, Victor, the minimum wage tour guide. 213 00:12:00.277 --> 00:12:04.509 - He's not a tour guide. - Well, something menial or irrelevant like that. 214 00:12:04.581 --> 00:12:08.108 You know what he did? He dropped out of medical school. 215 00:12:08.185 --> 00:12:09.948 - Did you know that? - I heard. 216 00:12:10.020 --> 00:12:13.012 Now he's so busy ruining his life, he doesn't have time to visit his mother. 217 00:12:13.090 --> 00:12:15.149 That's disgraceful. 218 00:12:15.225 --> 00:12:18.922 When I think what I went through to give that boy some vision, to open his eyes. 219 00:12:18.996 --> 00:12:21.624 And do you know how he repays me? You know what he did? 220 00:12:21.698 --> 00:12:24.166 - He had me committed- - Isn't Victor supporting you? 221 00:12:24.234 --> 00:12:26.202 Who told you that? 222 00:12:26.270 --> 00:12:28.204 I heard he dropped out of medical school... 223 00:12:28.272 --> 00:12:30.467 just so you could move into an expensive private hospital. 224 00:12:30.540 --> 00:12:33.873 Didn't I hear something like that? Huh? 225 00:12:33.944 --> 00:12:35.878 Look, there's my show. 226 00:12:35.946 --> 00:12:38.039 And I got a feelin' Victor might visit more often... 227 00:12:38.115 --> 00:12:41.812 if you didn't spend all your time talking to a bunch of dead lawyers. 228 00:12:41.885 --> 00:12:45.753 - Huh? - Oh, you'll never change, Fred. 229 00:12:45.822 --> 00:12:48.313 You're always defending the hopelessly guilty. 230 00:12:48.392 --> 00:12:51.828 That's not how you drown a cat. 231 00:12:58.802 --> 00:13:02.829 You're in a hospital. Dr. Blue is called on the intercom. 232 00:13:02.906 --> 00:13:05.466 - Uh, that means somebody stopped breathing. - Good. 233 00:13:05.542 --> 00:13:08.943 - Pamela Cosgrove paged in an airport. - Oh, I know this one. 234 00:13:09.012 --> 00:13:11.537 - Quick, quick, quick. - I know this one. Terrorist with a gun. 235 00:13:11.615 --> 00:13:15.176 Terrilynn Mayfield, please pick up a courtesy phone. 236 00:13:15.252 --> 00:13:17.447 Uh, nerve gas? 237 00:13:17.521 --> 00:13:21.981 - Think cows and horses. - Oh, anthrax. Why am I so stupid? 238 00:13:22.059 --> 00:13:25.051 That's all right. Learn half these names, you'll live longer than most. 239 00:13:25.128 --> 00:13:27.392 Forget what some foster family teaches you. 240 00:13:27.464 --> 00:13:29.455 These fake people are all that matter. 241 00:13:31.134 --> 00:13:34.103 - What is it? - It's a playground. 242 00:13:34.171 --> 00:13:37.538 - Could we go over there? - Why on earth would we do that? 243 00:13:39.009 --> 00:13:43.002 Mmm, just to swing and stuff, like normal people. 244 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:45.207 We have to keep moving, honey. 245 00:13:45.282 --> 00:13:50.185 If we stopped at every playground we came across, we'd never get anything done. 246 00:13:50.253 --> 00:13:52.244 Eat your supper. 247 00:14:12.175 --> 00:14:14.575 What are you supposed to be? 248 00:14:16.213 --> 00:14:18.977 Oh, I'm the backbone of colonial America. 249 00:14:19.049 --> 00:14:22.485 - Which is? - An Irish indentured servant. 250 00:14:22.552 --> 00:14:25.919 - Where's Dr. Fielding? - Gone. Retired. 251 00:14:25.989 --> 00:14:28.480 - Are you in charge of my mother? - Name? 252 00:14:28.558 --> 00:14:30.753 - Victor. - Hers? 253 00:14:30.827 --> 00:14:34.126 Oh. Um, Ida Mancini. 254 00:14:34.197 --> 00:14:36.165 - You're the son. - Yeah. 255 00:14:36.233 --> 00:14:39.225 - The tour guide. - I'm not a tour guide. 256 00:14:39.302 --> 00:14:41.293 I'm a historical interpreter. 257 00:14:41.371 --> 00:14:43.896 Okay. 258 00:14:43.974 --> 00:14:45.965 How come you never visit? 259 00:14:46.042 --> 00:14:48.135 I visit all the time, just not as myself. 260 00:14:48.211 --> 00:14:52.113 Kind of defeats the purpose, don't you think? 261 00:14:52.182 --> 00:14:54.173 She's an amazing woman, your mother. 262 00:14:54.251 --> 00:14:57.812 - Yeah. Listen, Dr. - - Marshall. Dr. Paige Marshall. 263 00:14:57.888 --> 00:14:59.879 Hi. She's getting worse. 264 00:14:59.956 --> 00:15:02.618 She-She never knows who I am anymore and now she won't eat. 265 00:15:02.692 --> 00:15:05.786 - Even when the lawyer comes to visit? - There's no lawyer. 266 00:15:05.862 --> 00:15:08.922 I'm the lawyer. Today she spat out cannelloni from Cicero's. 267 00:15:08.999 --> 00:15:10.990 That's like her death row favorite meal. 268 00:15:11.067 --> 00:15:13.399 I've seen her sprint 10 blocks in heels just to steal it. 269 00:15:13.470 --> 00:15:16.371 We're reaching the point where decisions have to be made. 270 00:15:16.440 --> 00:15:18.670 Decisions? What do you mean, decisions? 271 00:15:18.742 --> 00:15:20.972 Dr. Marshall.! 272 00:15:22.546 --> 00:15:25.174 - You'll have to excuse me now. - Hey, hey. 273 00:15:25.248 --> 00:15:28.649 Could we go somewhere and talk, you know, about my mother and stuff? 274 00:15:28.718 --> 00:15:31.084 - Now? - Or later. 275 00:15:31.154 --> 00:15:34.214 We could meet for a drink or, uh-you know. 276 00:15:34.291 --> 00:15:36.418 Are you asking me out? 277 00:15:36.493 --> 00:15:41.157 Well, no. Sort of. I mean, yeah. 278 00:15:41.231 --> 00:15:44.223 I have to finish my rounds now, Mr. Mancini. 279 00:15:44.301 --> 00:15:46.633 We'll talk again on your next visit. 280 00:15:46.703 --> 00:15:49.297 But- 281 00:15:49.506 --> 00:15:52.907 - These are your grandparents, right? - Um, I guess so, yeah. 282 00:15:52.976 --> 00:15:56.002 - I never met them. - Why do they look like that? 283 00:15:56.079 --> 00:15:59.378 - They're Italian. - Like, from Italy? 284 00:15:59.449 --> 00:16:01.781 Yeah. 285 00:16:01.852 --> 00:16:04.787 Uh, Mom came for boarding school and never went back. 286 00:16:04.855 --> 00:16:07.346 Ah. Look at her here. 287 00:16:10.193 --> 00:16:13.685 Wow. She was really, really, really, really- 288 00:16:13.763 --> 00:16:16.561 Hey, hey! What the fuck! 289 00:16:16.633 --> 00:16:19.568 - Dude.! That's my mom. - I'm sorry, dude. 290 00:16:19.636 --> 00:16:22.127 - It's just, she was hot. - No. 291 00:16:22.205 --> 00:16:26.301 Here. Make yourself useful. 292 00:16:26.376 --> 00:16:27.900 Man. 293 00:16:27.978 --> 00:16:30.344 "Dear Victor... 294 00:16:30.413 --> 00:16:32.745 "sorry to hear about your gums. 295 00:16:32.816 --> 00:16:34.716 "Hope this will help. 296 00:16:34.784 --> 00:16:37.048 Your pal, Bennett." 297 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.146 - Who's Bennett? - You met him. Sizzler on Western. 298 00:16:40.223 --> 00:16:43.124 Oh, yeah. Big guy? Nearly broke a rib? 299 00:16:43.193 --> 00:16:45.627 That's him. How much? 300 00:16:45.695 --> 00:16:49.791 Uh, 32. 301 00:16:49.866 --> 00:16:52.664 Dollars? Thirty-two dollars? 302 00:16:52.736 --> 00:16:55.569 You know what $32 gets you at a periodontist these days? 303 00:16:55.639 --> 00:16:58.073 - Why? What's wrong with your gums? - Nothin' 304 00:16:58.141 --> 00:17:01.304 - I'm just saying, if there was. - You're healthy. 305 00:17:01.378 --> 00:17:03.608 Let me explain something to you. I provide a service. 306 00:17:03.680 --> 00:17:06.342 They send some cash. It renews their savior experience. 307 00:17:06.416 --> 00:17:10.182 It's like when you adopt an overseas orphan, only I'm right here. 308 00:17:10.253 --> 00:17:13.586 Besides, if I don't come up with my monthly three grand... 309 00:17:13.657 --> 00:17:16.353 those vipers at St. Anthony's won't let me in to feed her. 310 00:17:16.426 --> 00:17:18.189 - Fuck! - What? 311 00:17:18.261 --> 00:17:19.751 I'm light. 312 00:17:19.829 --> 00:17:22.491 Again, Mr. Mancini? 313 00:17:22.566 --> 00:17:25.262 You're light again. 314 00:17:25.335 --> 00:17:27.496 Not to worry. 315 00:17:27.571 --> 00:17:32.975 I'm sure there's room at the new state facility in Clancy. 316 00:17:33.043 --> 00:17:36.012 I hear they do a lovely porridge. 317 00:17:36.079 --> 00:17:38.479 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 318 00:17:39.950 --> 00:17:42.976 You got a pen? 319 00:17:48.124 --> 00:17:50.786 God bless you, Mr. Mancini. 320 00:17:58.335 --> 00:18:01.498 Come on. It's eggplant parm from Gallini's. 321 00:18:01.571 --> 00:18:04.233 You love their eggplant. One bite. 322 00:18:04.307 --> 00:18:07.105 I'm not hungry. 323 00:18:07.177 --> 00:18:10.908 So, what are you doing? What's - What's going on? Why are you- 324 00:18:10.981 --> 00:18:12.915 You're crying. 325 00:18:14.250 --> 00:18:17.310 What do you expect, Artie? I'm dying. 326 00:18:17.387 --> 00:18:19.753 You're not dying. You're not dying. 327 00:18:19.823 --> 00:18:21.814 For Pete's sake, look at me. 328 00:18:21.891 --> 00:18:26.885 Half the time I don't even know who I'm talking to anymore. 329 00:18:26.963 --> 00:18:29.761 Fine. Whatever. 330 00:18:29.833 --> 00:18:32.825 I've had enough of this ridiculous planet. 331 00:18:35.505 --> 00:18:37.496 It's Victor. 332 00:18:39.275 --> 00:18:41.266 I can't bear it. 333 00:18:42.912 --> 00:18:46.609 - He has to know. - Know what? 334 00:18:46.683 --> 00:18:48.708 Who he comes from. 335 00:18:48.785 --> 00:18:52.084 You said his father was a traveling salesman from Norway with Tourette's. 336 00:18:52.155 --> 00:18:55.784 - I had to tell him something. - You mean-You mean he's not? 337 00:18:55.859 --> 00:18:57.884 Of course he's not. 338 00:18:59.863 --> 00:19:02.923 You, uh- 339 00:19:02.999 --> 00:19:05.331 You have to tell him the truth, Ida. 340 00:19:05.402 --> 00:19:07.393 He's got a right to know. 341 00:19:07.470 --> 00:19:10.030 I've been trying for months now... 342 00:19:10.106 --> 00:19:15.043 but he so rarely comes to visit, and when he does, I can't bring myself to say it. 343 00:19:15.111 --> 00:19:17.579 Listen to me now, Ida. 344 00:19:17.647 --> 00:19:20.775 It's very important that Victor knows who he comes from... 345 00:19:20.850 --> 00:19:23.318 other than just, you know... 346 00:19:23.386 --> 00:19:25.320 you. 347 00:19:25.388 --> 00:19:27.481 - You really think so? - Absolutely. 348 00:19:27.557 --> 00:19:30.549 Let me call him. I bet you I could get him here lickety-split. 349 00:19:30.627 --> 00:19:33.289 - Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. I couldn't face that. No. - Well- 350 00:19:33.363 --> 00:19:37.094 You can tell me then. I won't say a word. 351 00:19:37.167 --> 00:19:39.397 Attorney-client privilege and all. 352 00:19:39.469 --> 00:19:42.131 But, Artie, I really can't do that. 353 00:19:42.205 --> 00:19:44.139 Why not? 354 00:19:46.109 --> 00:19:49.738 'Cause I'm not even sure who you really are. 355 00:19:52.282 --> 00:19:55.547 Oh, I'm sorry, Artie. I have to go. 356 00:19:56.986 --> 00:19:59.216 - Hey. - Hi, Tito. 357 00:20:04.427 --> 00:20:07.191 Do you think she'll take you back? She won't, you know. 358 00:20:07.263 --> 00:20:10.721 Pretty women are narcissistic and unforgiving. 359 00:20:10.800 --> 00:20:12.734 You're pretty. 360 00:20:14.404 --> 00:20:17.635 I might have known. You're too weak. You're too ordinary. 361 00:20:17.707 --> 00:20:20.540 This work requires vision. It requires fortitude. 362 00:20:20.610 --> 00:20:22.805 What work? You don't do any work. 363 00:20:22.879 --> 00:20:25.609 All you do is get in trouble. 364 00:20:25.682 --> 00:20:27.980 Don't you see? You are my work. 365 00:20:28.051 --> 00:20:30.542 All the political acts, all the subversive happenings- 366 00:20:30.620 --> 00:20:32.713 They're all designed to- to open your eyes. 367 00:20:32.789 --> 00:20:36.520 - Where's my father? - Well, he's probably back in Oslo by now... 368 00:20:36.593 --> 00:20:40.154 offending his poor customers with those unfortunate outbursts. 369 00:20:40.230 --> 00:20:42.494 I want to see him. 370 00:20:42.565 --> 00:20:46.057 He doesn't want you, Victor. Why do you think he left? 371 00:20:49.205 --> 00:20:51.400 We need to talk. 372 00:20:51.474 --> 00:20:54.875 I think it's time we consider a move to the second floor. 373 00:20:54.944 --> 00:20:58.175 The second floor? No. Absolutely not. 374 00:20:58.248 --> 00:21:00.910 Mr. Mancini, your mother suffers from a form of dementia... 375 00:21:00.984 --> 00:21:03.817 that's been exacerbated by years of substance abuse. 376 00:21:03.887 --> 00:21:05.582 Dr. Fielding said it was Alzheimer's. 377 00:21:05.655 --> 00:21:09.386 There's a reason Dr. Fielding's playing mini golf in Boca right now. 378 00:21:09.459 --> 00:21:11.450 Can we walk? 379 00:21:13.396 --> 00:21:15.421 Hey, did you try Aricept or Cognex? 380 00:21:15.498 --> 00:21:17.728 How would you know about those drugs, Mr. Mancini? 381 00:21:17.801 --> 00:21:20.133 What about a glutamine blocker like Memantine? 382 00:21:20.203 --> 00:21:24.037 We've tried everything. Once they've stopped eating, the course is fairly predictable. 383 00:21:24.107 --> 00:21:26.905 Couldn't you force-feed her? I'd be happy to help. 384 00:21:26.976 --> 00:21:29.035 I understand how you feel. 385 00:21:29.112 --> 00:21:33.014 Facing the possibility of a loved one's demise can be very traumatic. 386 00:21:33.082 --> 00:21:37.018 Oh, no. I want her to die, just not until I find out who my family is. 387 00:21:37.086 --> 00:21:40.078 Perhaps we should talk later when you're not so upset. 388 00:21:40.156 --> 00:21:43.182 - You're absolutely right. What time do you get off? - You don't have to do that. 389 00:21:43.259 --> 00:21:45.124 - What? - Try to have sex with me. 390 00:21:45.195 --> 00:21:47.060 Oh, I really do. 391 00:21:47.130 --> 00:21:50.065 Well, I suppose that's flattering, but I think we'd better not. 392 00:21:50.133 --> 00:21:54.763 - Why? - Because you're just sad and lonely maybe. 393 00:21:54.838 --> 00:21:57.102 And you're realizing for the first time that your mother... 394 00:21:57.173 --> 00:22:00.336 probably won't be getting better. 395 00:22:00.410 --> 00:22:03.470 And sleeping with me isn't gonna change any of that, now, is it? 396 00:22:04.547 --> 00:22:06.447 Only one way to find out. 397 00:22:06.516 --> 00:22:08.416 Good night, Mr. Mancini. 398 00:22:10.320 --> 00:22:12.811 Hey. 399 00:22:12.889 --> 00:22:15.949 There's a little piece missing from your ear. 400 00:22:16.025 --> 00:22:18.084 - I was clawed. - Clawed? 401 00:22:18.161 --> 00:22:19.651 - By what? - A lynx. 402 00:22:19.729 --> 00:22:21.253 - A lynx? - It's like a bobcat. 403 00:22:21.331 --> 00:22:23.595 - I know what a lynx is. - Oh. 404 00:22:25.835 --> 00:22:27.826 You lie a lot, huh? 405 00:22:27.904 --> 00:22:29.838 I guess. 406 00:22:38.848 --> 00:22:41.442 - You hurt me, Colin. - Eva. I'm really not up to this. 407 00:22:41.517 --> 00:22:43.508 You touched me in my private place. 408 00:22:43.586 --> 00:22:45.383 Would you stop saying that? 409 00:22:45.455 --> 00:22:48.447 You said that it was just a little game, a secret game... 410 00:22:48.524 --> 00:22:51.618 and then you put your big man thing inside me! 411 00:22:51.694 --> 00:22:53.855 Okay, listen. 412 00:22:59.802 --> 00:23:02.100 Fine. You got me. I did it. 413 00:23:04.207 --> 00:23:06.675 - You admit it? - Absolutely. 414 00:23:06.743 --> 00:23:10.736 I boned you silly. Stuck it in every chance I got. 415 00:23:10.813 --> 00:23:14.749 After all these years, you finally admit it! 416 00:23:14.817 --> 00:23:17.980 That's right. Now if you'll excuse me, you got some pimento loaf in there. 417 00:23:18.054 --> 00:23:21.319 - It's not doing you any favors. - And you're not sorry? 418 00:23:21.391 --> 00:23:24.019 Eva, baby, little sis, of course I'm sorry. 419 00:23:24.093 --> 00:23:26.357 I was a wretched, disgusting horn dog. 420 00:23:26.429 --> 00:23:29.830 But you were such a hot tamale, I couldn't control myself. 421 00:23:29.899 --> 00:23:32.390 Oh, look. Okay. Don't - 422 00:23:32.468 --> 00:23:34.959 Look, for Christ's sakes, don't do that. Look, I'm sorry. 423 00:23:35.038 --> 00:23:38.496 I hurt your woo-woo, but it was, like, 80 years ago. 424 00:23:38.574 --> 00:23:40.565 Can we please move on? 425 00:23:43.313 --> 00:23:45.247 Oh, Colin. 426 00:23:45.315 --> 00:23:47.749 Oh, Colin, I forgive you. 427 00:23:47.817 --> 00:23:50.012 I forgive you, Colin. 428 00:23:52.622 --> 00:23:55.591 - You can't nail your mom's doctor. - Why not? 429 00:23:55.658 --> 00:23:58.422 'Cause later, when she hates you, she might give her the wrong pills. 430 00:23:58.494 --> 00:24:01.691 Nah, she wouldn't do that. She took an oath. Besides, now I have to fuck her. 431 00:24:01.764 --> 00:24:03.425 Why? 432 00:24:03.499 --> 00:24:06.093 Because she pinned me to the cork like some stupid horny beetle specimen... 433 00:24:06.169 --> 00:24:08.103 without even breaking a sweat. 434 00:24:08.171 --> 00:24:10.401 And so now you want to sleep with her for revenge? 435 00:24:10.473 --> 00:24:12.407 Yeah. 436 00:24:12.475 --> 00:24:16.275 I need her to keep my mom alive long enough for me to get the truth out of her. 437 00:24:16.346 --> 00:24:19.008 Why? What do you think you're gonna find out? 438 00:24:19.082 --> 00:24:21.949 That I come from somebody else too. Somebody real. Somebody normal. 439 00:24:22.018 --> 00:24:26.352 After all the psychotic shit she put me through, it's the least she can do, right? 440 00:24:26.422 --> 00:24:28.356 I'm supposed to lock him in, Victor. 441 00:24:28.424 --> 00:24:30.289 He was very specific about that. 442 00:24:30.360 --> 00:24:32.590 You touch these stocks, you're goin' in, Norm... 443 00:24:32.662 --> 00:24:35.859 and you won't be wearin' that nifty sentry getup either. 444 00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:38.127 Dick. 445 00:24:38.201 --> 00:24:40.135 You shouldn't have done that. 446 00:24:40.203 --> 00:24:43.695 Now Charlie's gonna lobby the town council to banish us again. 447 00:24:43.773 --> 00:24:47.903 - So, what'd you do this time? - Forgot to wash this off. 448 00:24:47.977 --> 00:24:52.414 You ever think you might be fuckin' up on purpose just to keep yourself in here? 449 00:24:52.482 --> 00:24:56.748 Maybe. All this time in the stocks, I got myself almost a week sober. 450 00:24:56.819 --> 00:24:59.049 I wouldn't get too carried away with this whole sobriety thing. 451 00:24:59.122 --> 00:25:02.091 Given to what your body's used to, you're liable to explode. 452 00:25:02.158 --> 00:25:05.093 How 'bout you? You start your fourth step yet? 453 00:25:05.161 --> 00:25:07.152 That's the, um- 454 00:25:07.230 --> 00:25:10.131 That's the searching, fearless inventory of everything you did... 455 00:25:10.199 --> 00:25:13.930 and was done to you in your sordid sex addict history. 456 00:25:14.003 --> 00:25:17.564 If you need some help, I'd be happy to remind you of heinous shit you did. 457 00:25:17.640 --> 00:25:19.574 Thanks. I'm good. 458 00:25:19.642 --> 00:25:21.576 Hey, wait a minute. 459 00:25:21.644 --> 00:25:24.306 If your mom already thinks... 460 00:25:24.380 --> 00:25:27.872 that you're Artie, or Fred, or whoever... 461 00:25:27.950 --> 00:25:30.350 how are you gonna convince her that you're really you? 462 00:25:30.420 --> 00:25:32.354 I'm not. 463 00:25:34.724 --> 00:25:39.718 - Hi. I'm Victor. - Dude, don't -don't - Don't gild the lily, okay? 464 00:25:41.731 --> 00:25:43.961 - That's her? - Yeah. 465 00:25:44.033 --> 00:25:46.797 She's young, for this place. 466 00:25:46.869 --> 00:25:49.497 - I know. - And still kind of hot. 467 00:25:49.572 --> 00:25:51.767 Jesus! 468 00:25:51.841 --> 00:25:54.309 And she won't notice I'm not you? 469 00:25:54.377 --> 00:25:56.971 We're about to find out. 470 00:26:01.751 --> 00:26:05.710 Mrs. Mancini, I brought your son. I brought Victor. 471 00:26:05.788 --> 00:26:07.722 No. 472 00:26:08.724 --> 00:26:11.784 - No. It's not. - Yeah. Hi, Mom. 473 00:26:13.329 --> 00:26:15.957 It's Victor. Hi. 474 00:26:21.003 --> 00:26:22.937 Victor! 475 00:26:26.175 --> 00:26:28.370 - Is that really you? - Yep. 476 00:26:28.444 --> 00:26:30.435 It really is. 477 00:26:33.416 --> 00:26:36.715 Oh, Victor. 478 00:26:36.786 --> 00:26:40.586 Mom, your hands are freezing. 479 00:26:40.656 --> 00:26:43.489 Dude? 480 00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:45.322 Oh, Victor. 481 00:26:46.395 --> 00:26:48.556 Hey, you know, in my experience... 482 00:26:48.631 --> 00:26:51.657 I have found that these puzzles work best... 483 00:26:51.734 --> 00:26:54.498 if you find all the edge pieces first. 484 00:26:54.570 --> 00:26:57.004 Oh! Found a corner. 485 00:26:57.073 --> 00:27:00.873 Hey, wasn't there something you were gonna tell him? 486 00:27:00.943 --> 00:27:02.877 - Huh? - Wasn't there? 487 00:27:02.945 --> 00:27:05.345 Oh, yeah. 488 00:27:05.414 --> 00:27:07.939 I'm so happy you've come, Victor. 489 00:27:09.652 --> 00:27:13.315 I have so much to tell you. I have so much to explain. 490 00:27:17.827 --> 00:27:20.227 Murray. 491 00:27:20.296 --> 00:27:22.730 This is between my son and I. 492 00:27:22.798 --> 00:27:25.790 - I think maybe I should stay here because- - Go! 493 00:27:25.868 --> 00:27:29.235 - But you know, I don't think- - Murray, please. 494 00:27:35.611 --> 00:27:38.375 My boy. My beautiful boy. 495 00:27:38.447 --> 00:27:41.314 - Are you Victor? - Yeah. 496 00:27:41.384 --> 00:27:44.785 What'd l-What-What'd I do to you? 497 00:27:44.854 --> 00:27:46.788 Nothing. 498 00:27:49.959 --> 00:27:53.122 I'm so scared. 499 00:28:04.340 --> 00:28:08.902 That ceiling was once covered with angels... 500 00:28:08.978 --> 00:28:10.969 but they painted over them. 501 00:28:11.047 --> 00:28:14.983 - Some papal decree. - Vatican II. 502 00:28:16.152 --> 00:28:19.280 - Are you Catholic? - My mom, she's from- 503 00:28:19.355 --> 00:28:21.983 Italy. I know. 504 00:28:26.095 --> 00:28:28.359 I think I've found a way to save her. 505 00:28:29.899 --> 00:28:33.426 But it's going to require your participation. 506 00:28:33.502 --> 00:28:37.302 It's an experimental procedure. It's illegal. 507 00:28:37.373 --> 00:28:39.534 I can't even guarantee it will work. 508 00:28:39.609 --> 00:28:41.907 In order to attempt this procedure... 509 00:28:41.978 --> 00:28:44.276 I'm going to need some embryonic tissue. 510 00:28:44.347 --> 00:28:47.214 Okay. Ho-Hold on a second. 511 00:28:47.283 --> 00:28:51.014 It's difficult for me to be so direct, but time is a factor. 512 00:28:51.087 --> 00:28:54.386 My mucosa's so thick, you could stand a spoon in it. 513 00:28:54.457 --> 00:28:56.516 Are you fucking with me? 514 00:28:56.592 --> 00:28:59.288 Given the options available to us, this is her only hope. 515 00:28:59.362 --> 00:29:02.695 The good news is she's an ideal candidate. 516 00:29:02.765 --> 00:29:06.496 All she needs is a healthy, genetically compatible donor. 517 00:29:06.569 --> 00:29:08.628 And-And you know what to do? 518 00:29:08.704 --> 00:29:11.798 I put myself through med school working nights in a stem cell research lab. 519 00:29:11.874 --> 00:29:16.641 That's hot. But why-why would you put yourself out like this for her? 520 00:29:16.712 --> 00:29:19.545 Your mother has been an inspiration to me. 521 00:29:19.615 --> 00:29:21.708 She changed my life. 522 00:29:21.784 --> 00:29:26.221 I'd never be able to forgive myself if I didn't do everything I could to save her. 523 00:29:26.289 --> 00:29:28.814 Are we talking about the same person? 524 00:29:28.891 --> 00:29:31.758 Let's just do this before I lose my nerve. 525 00:29:31.827 --> 00:29:34.318 H- Here? 526 00:29:34.397 --> 00:29:36.524 I can never see you outside of this place. 527 00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:39.932 This has nothing to do with love... 528 00:29:40.002 --> 00:29:44.132 or commitment, or anything like that. 529 00:29:44.206 --> 00:29:46.674 I simply need your seed. 530 00:29:46.742 --> 00:29:49.267 You should know, I might be a sex addict. 531 00:29:49.345 --> 00:29:52.678 Well, just do what comes naturally. 532 00:29:52.748 --> 00:29:55.273 But I've got almost three days of sobriety here. 533 00:29:55.351 --> 00:29:58.013 All right, two. 534 00:29:58.087 --> 00:30:00.021 Don't worry. 535 00:30:00.089 --> 00:30:04.219 With a little luck, your mother will soon be just the same as she always was. 536 00:30:12.134 --> 00:30:14.898 You couldn't get it up? 537 00:30:14.970 --> 00:30:18.098 - That's nice. A little louder. - Didn't think that thing ever went down. 538 00:30:18.174 --> 00:30:22.201 I'd like to see you cop a chubby with the holy savior staring down your crack. 539 00:30:22.278 --> 00:30:25.247 Wow, man. This is huge. 540 00:30:25.314 --> 00:30:28.340 - What are you talking about? - Look, who knows? 541 00:30:28.417 --> 00:30:31.818 Maybe you're really into her, maybe you're just bottoming out... 542 00:30:31.887 --> 00:30:34.481 but the fact that some part of you resisted... 543 00:30:34.557 --> 00:30:38.459 turning this into the usual nothing? 544 00:30:38.527 --> 00:30:40.927 Well, I'm calling that a really big step. 545 00:30:40.996 --> 00:30:44.796 You know, I think I liked you better when you were just jerkin' off all the time. 546 00:30:46.502 --> 00:30:49.300 Hey, did you find out who I am yet? 547 00:30:49.372 --> 00:30:51.806 I'm trying, but, uh, all she wants to do is hang out. 548 00:30:51.874 --> 00:30:54.308 - Really? - Yeah. 549 00:30:54.377 --> 00:30:57.073 Check this out. 550 00:30:57.146 --> 00:31:00.809 - You putz, put that away. Put that away, man. - Just check out- 551 00:31:00.883 --> 00:31:02.851 No, check out- check out that one. 552 00:31:04.854 --> 00:31:07.345 - Yeah. - Where? 553 00:31:07.423 --> 00:31:10.756 - Isn't that your number? - My parents are renting out my room. 554 00:31:10.826 --> 00:31:14.023 - But you still live there. - I think that's sort of the point. 555 00:31:14.096 --> 00:31:18.089 Unless the date on that is 1763, you guys are so fucked. 556 00:31:18.167 --> 00:31:21.136 - Promise? - Yeah. 557 00:31:21.203 --> 00:31:23.535 Wasn't there anything in her diary? 558 00:31:25.841 --> 00:31:29.607 - Huh? What? - No, she didn't. 559 00:31:32.248 --> 00:31:34.876 - God! Come on. - Oh, shit. 560 00:31:34.950 --> 00:31:36.941 Thank you so much. 561 00:31:38.954 --> 00:31:41.548 - Take it. - No, no, no. You take it. 562 00:31:43.793 --> 00:31:47.854 - Afternoon, Your Loftiness. - 'Sup, lord? 563 00:31:47.930 --> 00:31:51.161 Spare me your dissembling and relinquish the forbidden gazette. 564 00:31:51.233 --> 00:31:53.360 Okay! You're doin' an accent thing now, aren't you? 565 00:31:53.436 --> 00:31:57.133 - He is, right? - Yeah, I thought we were supposed to be Americans. 566 00:31:57.206 --> 00:31:59.197 I was reared in Yorkshire by the good friars... 567 00:31:59.275 --> 00:32:02.073 and only recently made the voyage to the New World. 568 00:32:02.144 --> 00:32:04.544 Come on, Charlie. You went to Country Day with my cousin Todd. 569 00:32:04.613 --> 00:32:06.911 Shh, shh. Dude, dude. He's trying to- 570 00:32:06.982 --> 00:32:09.974 You know something? You two are this close to getting banished. 571 00:32:10.052 --> 00:32:12.247 - You hear me? This close. - What sayest thou? 572 00:32:12.321 --> 00:32:15.051 - Give me the goddamn newspaper! - What's a newspaper? 573 00:32:15.124 --> 00:32:18.992 Yeah, Charlie. I don't think they get invented for, like, another 80 years. 574 00:32:19.061 --> 00:32:21.757 That's good. You're funny. 575 00:32:21.831 --> 00:32:24.299 You both- You think you're so funny. 576 00:32:24.366 --> 00:32:26.698 Always making fun of anything that means anything to- 577 00:32:35.411 --> 00:32:38.574 - Oh, shit. - Aha! 578 00:32:38.647 --> 00:32:40.638 Jesus. 579 00:32:40.716 --> 00:32:44.447 Take him to the stocks. This shall be evidence in your banishment proceedings. 580 00:32:44.520 --> 00:32:47.182 No! Fuck. 581 00:32:49.558 --> 00:32:53.153 Hey, Denny! Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What diary? 582 00:32:53.229 --> 00:32:55.891 - Huh? - You said, "Wasn't there anything in her diary?" 583 00:32:55.965 --> 00:33:00.231 Oh, shit, dude, yeah. Your mom has a total diary. She wants you to read it. 584 00:33:00.302 --> 00:33:03.567 - I don't know, dude. That's her diary. - Hey, will you shut up? 585 00:33:03.639 --> 00:33:06.972 - Where is it? - I think she sent it to your place. 586 00:33:26.428 --> 00:33:29.363 Oh. Oh, fuck! 587 00:33:30.399 --> 00:33:32.390 Fuck! 588 00:33:32.468 --> 00:33:36.302 I'd have thought a purely physical encounter would be right up your alley. 589 00:33:36.372 --> 00:33:38.602 - It usually is. - Then what's the problem? 590 00:33:38.674 --> 00:33:40.608 I don't know! 591 00:33:40.676 --> 00:33:44.578 Well, you'd better figure it out soon. I can't ovulate forever. 592 00:33:44.647 --> 00:33:46.877 Hey, maybe- maybe I'm happy with things the way they are. 593 00:33:46.949 --> 00:33:50.180 Maybe I like knowing she's not gonna pop up at any moment and ruin my life. 594 00:33:50.252 --> 00:33:53.278 Maybe I don't want her back the way she was. 595 00:33:53.355 --> 00:33:56.688 You don't want her to live. You don't want her to die. 596 00:33:56.759 --> 00:33:59.751 - You don't know what you want. - Sure I do. Sure I do. 597 00:33:59.828 --> 00:34:03.389 I want somebody who speaks Italian. 598 00:34:03.465 --> 00:34:05.626 Well, why didn't you say so? 599 00:34:07.269 --> 00:34:10.204 You might not think the best way... 600 00:34:10.272 --> 00:34:13.002 to spend your first day of freedom... 601 00:34:13.075 --> 00:34:15.737 after a lengthy incarceration... 602 00:34:15.811 --> 00:34:18.644 would be to immediately resume stalking... 603 00:34:18.714 --> 00:34:20.773 the tranny hooker... 604 00:34:20.849 --> 00:34:22.840 who knocked out six teeth... 605 00:34:22.918 --> 00:34:25.318 and had you put away to begin with. 606 00:34:25.387 --> 00:34:29.881 That's how I roll. 607 00:34:29.959 --> 00:34:32.393 When I woke up in the hospital... 608 00:34:32.461 --> 00:34:35.726 an orderly named Terrence... 609 00:34:35.798 --> 00:34:38.232 wheeled me into my first meeting. 610 00:34:39.468 --> 00:34:42.460 All I can say is, thank God for these rooms. 611 00:34:44.073 --> 00:34:46.064 The rooms have saved my life. 612 00:34:46.141 --> 00:34:49.042 The rooms are sacred. 613 00:34:52.715 --> 00:34:55.741 Come on. Give it to me. Perfect. 614 00:34:55.818 --> 00:34:59.481 - Here... we... go! - Beautiful. 615 00:35:01.590 --> 00:35:04.559 What the fuck? 616 00:35:04.760 --> 00:35:06.694 Excuse me, miss? 617 00:35:06.762 --> 00:35:09.595 Excuse me? That mole on your thigh. 618 00:35:09.665 --> 00:35:12.759 - Yeah? - You might want to get that looked at. 619 00:35:12.835 --> 00:35:15.303 Melanoma's the most common cancer for women... 620 00:35:15.371 --> 00:35:17.999 between 19 and 34, especially blondes. 621 00:35:18.073 --> 00:35:21.565 Couldn't get it up again, huh? 622 00:35:21.644 --> 00:35:24.135 - What makes you say that? - Call it a hunch. 623 00:35:25.648 --> 00:35:30.017 Don't forget to draw her ingrown hairs, man. 624 00:35:30.085 --> 00:35:32.849 Break out some cash and bring her back here so I can finish. 625 00:35:32.921 --> 00:35:35.185 Let me see this, Picasso. 626 00:35:35.257 --> 00:35:38.317 Dude, you made her look too pretty... 627 00:35:38.394 --> 00:35:40.555 and her ass is way bigger than that. 628 00:35:40.629 --> 00:35:42.563 Here, let me see that. 629 00:35:56.679 --> 00:35:59.273 He's right. My ass is bigger than that. 630 00:35:59.348 --> 00:36:02.249 No. It's not. 631 00:36:03.686 --> 00:36:06.587 - What's your name? - I'm Denny. 632 00:36:06.655 --> 00:36:08.646 I'm Cherry Daiquiri. 633 00:36:10.726 --> 00:36:13.422 It's not my real name. 634 00:36:29.845 --> 00:36:33.372 Dude, if this shit gets you laid... 635 00:36:33.449 --> 00:36:35.383 I'm gonna- 636 00:36:35.451 --> 00:36:38.716 You know, dude, before you harsh out the whole planet... 637 00:36:38.787 --> 00:36:41.449 maybe you ought to go ahead and start your fourth step. 638 00:36:41.523 --> 00:36:45.118 I will. Absolutely. As soon as I get something to eat. 639 00:36:49.031 --> 00:36:52.626 You wanna come with? Denny? 640 00:36:52.701 --> 00:36:55.397 Come on, man. Let's get out ofhere. 641 00:36:57.506 --> 00:37:00.964 Koto] 642 00:37:35.110 --> 00:37:37.305 Oh, fuck. 643 00:38:06.241 --> 00:38:08.232 Quentin Fairweather... 644 00:38:08.310 --> 00:38:10.608 please meet your wife at the cosmetics counter. 645 00:38:10.679 --> 00:38:13.170 Mr. Quentin Fairweather. 646 00:38:16.618 --> 00:38:19.212 You remembered Quentin Fairweather. 647 00:38:19.288 --> 00:38:21.916 Good boy. 648 00:38:21.990 --> 00:38:23.924 You look skinny. 649 00:38:26.061 --> 00:38:27.995 Come here. 650 00:38:28.997 --> 00:38:31.898 She's young, this one. And pretty too. 651 00:38:31.967 --> 00:38:34.561 You like her? 652 00:38:34.636 --> 00:38:37.935 Don't tell me you don't, 'cause I saw you holding her hand. 653 00:38:38.006 --> 00:38:40.907 She's just another foster mom. 654 00:38:43.812 --> 00:38:45.746 Do you love her? 655 00:38:45.814 --> 00:38:47.748 No. 656 00:38:49.651 --> 00:38:51.585 Do you hate her? 657 00:38:51.653 --> 00:38:53.587 Um, yeah? 658 00:38:55.958 --> 00:38:58.153 That's right. And how much do you hate her? 659 00:38:58.227 --> 00:39:00.218 Lots and lots. 660 00:39:15.110 --> 00:39:17.340 I think our work here is done. 661 00:39:17.412 --> 00:39:19.972 But... this one's nice. 662 00:39:20.048 --> 00:39:22.482 - What? - She's nice. 663 00:39:23.518 --> 00:39:25.782 You're mine. Say it. 664 00:39:25.854 --> 00:39:27.788 Yours. I'm yours. 665 00:39:27.856 --> 00:39:30.188 - For? - Ever and ever. 666 00:39:30.259 --> 00:39:32.750 That's right. 667 00:39:32.828 --> 00:39:34.989 Don't you forget it. 668 00:39:37.366 --> 00:39:39.596 - The little boy is approximately 10 years old. - Where could he have gone? 669 00:39:41.770 --> 00:39:44.398 Where are you presently? 670 00:39:48.543 --> 00:39:51.808 Jesus! God! What have you done? 671 00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:54.747 Relax. I had to do this to sneak it on to the bus. 672 00:39:54.816 --> 00:39:57.842 People see a big guy like me with a rock, they get a little nervous. 673 00:39:57.920 --> 00:40:00.286 Think I could stay with you for a while? 674 00:40:00.355 --> 00:40:04.018 - Just till I find a place? - No. Absolutely not. 675 00:40:04.092 --> 00:40:07.550 No way. Hey, what are you-What are you- 676 00:40:09.531 --> 00:40:11.624 Hey, hey! 677 00:40:11.700 --> 00:40:13.634 Shit, man. 678 00:40:17.139 --> 00:40:19.471 So you gonna let me in on this rock thing? 679 00:40:19.541 --> 00:40:23.033 I collect one for every day of sobriety. 680 00:40:23.111 --> 00:40:26.103 - Keeps the hands busy, if you know what I mean. - That's good. 681 00:40:26.181 --> 00:40:28.376 I was afraid it might be something stupid. 682 00:40:28.450 --> 00:40:32.181 - So how'd you make out with Cherry Daiquiri? - Oh! Her name is Beth. 683 00:40:32.254 --> 00:40:34.381 Oh, right. Did you fuck Beth? 684 00:40:34.456 --> 00:40:37.983 Where's the diary? Can I see the diary? 685 00:40:38.060 --> 00:40:41.587 - It's in Italian. Paige is translating it for me. - Who's Paige? 686 00:40:41.663 --> 00:40:45.190 - Dr. Marshall. - Oh, so she's "Paige"now. Hmm. 687 00:40:45.267 --> 00:40:48.327 And she speaks Italian too. What is she, perfect? 688 00:40:48.403 --> 00:40:50.667 You know something? I think maybe she is. 689 00:40:50.739 --> 00:40:52.764 Hey! Where are you going? 690 00:40:52.841 --> 00:40:55.742 I'm gonna find out who my father is. See you later. 691 00:40:59.982 --> 00:41:03.042 That's him. He came to my potluck, didn't bring a dish. 692 00:41:03.118 --> 00:41:06.747 - He beat my sister almost to death. - That's me. 693 00:41:09.858 --> 00:41:11.883 I think that's sweet- 694 00:41:11.960 --> 00:41:14.224 you giving them closure like that. 695 00:41:14.296 --> 00:41:16.230 So did you read it? 696 00:41:16.298 --> 00:41:18.232 Yes. 697 00:41:18.300 --> 00:41:21.326 And I'm afraid what I have to tell you may be disappointing. 698 00:41:21.403 --> 00:41:24.270 It seems she was delusional much earlier than you thought. 699 00:41:24.339 --> 00:41:26.273 What about my father? 700 00:41:26.341 --> 00:41:30.437 According to this, she got pregnant with you when she was in her late 30s. 701 00:41:30.512 --> 00:41:33.811 She'd been living here for some time, but went back for fertility treatments... 702 00:41:33.882 --> 00:41:36.146 at an experimental clinic in the Alps. 703 00:41:36.218 --> 00:41:38.448 So, what? He's some Italian doctor? 704 00:41:38.520 --> 00:41:42.854 No. And this is where it kind of goes off the deep end. 705 00:41:42.924 --> 00:41:44.892 According to your mother's journal... 706 00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:47.588 this was about a year after a collection... 707 00:41:47.662 --> 00:41:50.290 of religious relics had gone missing in Rome. 708 00:41:50.365 --> 00:41:54.563 Six childless women were offered genetic tissue from one of these relics. 709 00:41:54.636 --> 00:41:59.630 Five were a no-go and the sixth became, apparently, you. 710 00:42:02.077 --> 00:42:04.011 What kind of relic? 711 00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:07.242 The relic, according to the journal, was a sacred foreskin. 712 00:42:07.315 --> 00:42:09.249 Mummified, I would imagine. 713 00:42:09.317 --> 00:42:11.251 A foreskin? Whose foreskin? 714 00:42:11.319 --> 00:42:14.015 - The holy foreskin. - Come on! 715 00:42:14.089 --> 00:42:16.455 It's all in here. 716 00:42:16.525 --> 00:42:18.516 So that would make me the son of- 717 00:42:18.593 --> 00:42:20.652 Jesus, more or less. 718 00:42:20.729 --> 00:42:23.289 But really more like a half clone. 719 00:42:23.365 --> 00:42:26.459 It's kind of sweet really. 720 00:42:26.535 --> 00:42:30.494 In her mind, you're literally the Second Coming. 721 00:42:30.572 --> 00:42:34.440 - Dr. Marshall? - Excuse me. 722 00:42:34.509 --> 00:42:37.774 Beatrice? Where you going? 723 00:42:37.846 --> 00:42:40.872 I know you. 724 00:42:40.949 --> 00:42:45.716 Yeah. Of course you do. What, did I give you a wedgie or steal your cupcake or something? 725 00:42:45.787 --> 00:42:48.517 No. My son saved you. 726 00:42:48.590 --> 00:42:52.026 You were choking in a restaurant, and he saved you. 727 00:42:52.094 --> 00:42:56.588 Secretly, I think Paul always thought of himself as a coward... 728 00:42:56.665 --> 00:42:58.633 until that night. 729 00:42:58.700 --> 00:43:01.396 His wife was on the verge of divorcing him. 730 00:43:01.470 --> 00:43:05.236 But when she saw what he did, she fell back in love. 731 00:43:05.307 --> 00:43:07.241 It was a miracle. 732 00:43:07.309 --> 00:43:12.303 You have an enormous capacity for love in you. 733 00:43:12.380 --> 00:43:15.872 I have a capacity for shit. 734 00:43:15.951 --> 00:43:20.012 It was a scam, lady. I'm an evil, scheming douche bag. 735 00:43:20.088 --> 00:43:22.079 I know what I saw. 736 00:43:22.157 --> 00:43:25.285 - Uh- Come here! Let's go. Come on. - Where are we going? 737 00:43:25.494 --> 00:43:27.519 Hey, let me ask you something. 738 00:43:27.596 --> 00:43:30.429 You don't think I'm a good-hearted person, do you? 739 00:43:30.499 --> 00:43:32.660 No way, dude. You're an asshole. 740 00:43:32.734 --> 00:43:35.362 Thanks, man. Thanks. Hey, what about this one? 741 00:43:35.437 --> 00:43:38.235 Eh-eh. 742 00:43:38.306 --> 00:43:40.706 This is how they drink beer in Europe. 743 00:43:40.775 --> 00:43:44.233 - From a slug trap? - No, dude. Warm. 744 00:43:48.350 --> 00:43:51.080 - So what happened? - Oh, yeah. 745 00:43:51.153 --> 00:43:53.644 So, you know, I'm dragging her off to the chapel. 746 00:43:53.722 --> 00:43:57.249 My unit's enraged. I'm thinking, "Here we go. Finally!" 747 00:43:57.325 --> 00:44:02.592 I'm so hot, I'm flashing dead kittens and Mother Teresa just to keep from triggering. 748 00:44:02.664 --> 00:44:05.394 Hey. 749 00:44:05.467 --> 00:44:07.458 Hey. 750 00:44:07.536 --> 00:44:09.561 Over here. 751 00:44:13.208 --> 00:44:15.574 I want you to hear me. 752 00:44:18.113 --> 00:44:22.447 I want you moving in perfect sync with my heart. 753 00:44:29.024 --> 00:44:30.958 There. 754 00:44:32.360 --> 00:44:34.794 Isn't that better? 755 00:44:48.476 --> 00:44:52.003 Fuck. 756 00:44:54.349 --> 00:44:56.783 If you don't want to do this, you could just say so. 757 00:44:56.851 --> 00:44:58.785 I want to do this. 758 00:44:58.853 --> 00:45:01.378 Believe me, I'm dyin' I'm dyin' to do this. 759 00:45:01.456 --> 00:45:03.822 Well, then help me out here. 760 00:45:03.892 --> 00:45:07.953 Because apparently, you're capable of having sex with everyone on the staff but me. 761 00:45:08.029 --> 00:45:11.897 Hey, look, I'm trying to ignore the pressure and the old ladies... 762 00:45:11.967 --> 00:45:15.664 and the fact that I'm trying to fuck you in a church to save my mom's brain. 763 00:45:15.737 --> 00:45:17.671 But so far it's not workin' 764 00:45:17.739 --> 00:45:23.473 - Why? - Because, um, I think l- I think maybe- 765 00:45:23.545 --> 00:45:28.278 I can't fuck you 'cause I want to like you... instead. 766 00:45:29.784 --> 00:45:33.185 Has it occurred to you that perhaps the two... 767 00:45:33.255 --> 00:45:36.019 aren't mutually exclusive? 768 00:45:37.025 --> 00:45:38.959 You said that? 769 00:45:39.027 --> 00:45:41.393 - Yeah. - Wow.! 770 00:45:41.463 --> 00:45:43.294 Maybe you're not so bad after all. 771 00:45:43.365 --> 00:45:45.230 No, dude. I am. I really am. 772 00:45:45.300 --> 00:45:49.566 I mean, the cloning thing? That could totally be real. 773 00:45:49.638 --> 00:45:51.629 I saw this thing on Discovery. 774 00:45:51.706 --> 00:45:53.640 They've been tryin'it since the '60s. 775 00:45:53.708 --> 00:45:56.905 - Do like this. - Dude, stop doing that. 776 00:45:56.978 --> 00:45:59.037 Stop looking at me like that. 777 00:45:59.114 --> 00:46:01.582 You're creepin' me ou- 778 00:46:02.651 --> 00:46:04.585 Hi. 779 00:46:06.321 --> 00:46:08.255 Nice azaleas. 780 00:46:10.125 --> 00:46:12.320 Hey! Where you goin' 781 00:46:15.530 --> 00:46:19.159 What are you- What are you lookin' at? 782 00:46:19.234 --> 00:46:21.293 Belonged to my Uncle Don. 783 00:46:21.369 --> 00:46:24.930 That is, until he got hammered last month and drove his car through a tree. 784 00:46:25.006 --> 00:46:29.466 Those Mothers Against Drunk Driving probably had a party or somethin' 785 00:46:29.544 --> 00:46:32.342 Who owns it now? 786 00:46:32.414 --> 00:46:34.405 Apparently, I do. 787 00:46:41.523 --> 00:46:43.457 Now? 788 00:46:43.525 --> 00:46:45.618 Not yet. 789 00:46:45.694 --> 00:46:47.924 Okay. You can open 'em. 790 00:46:49.597 --> 00:46:52.998 - The zoo? We're goin' to the zoo? - That's right, kiddo. 791 00:46:53.068 --> 00:46:56.060 Give me your foot. 792 00:46:56.137 --> 00:46:58.469 What do you see? 793 00:46:58.540 --> 00:47:00.531 Animals. 794 00:47:00.608 --> 00:47:05.238 Prisoners, held captive like us in a world... 795 00:47:05.313 --> 00:47:07.304 without risk, or struggle, or danger. 796 00:47:08.817 --> 00:47:11.684 The only difference is that they can see the bars... 797 00:47:11.753 --> 00:47:14.586 that deny them all hope of escape. 798 00:47:16.324 --> 00:47:18.258 Until now. 799 00:47:22.163 --> 00:47:25.064 Mom? 800 00:47:31.172 --> 00:47:33.163 Mom! 801 00:48:11.746 --> 00:48:14.977 You go to bed, for Christ's sakes. You're old. Get out. 802 00:48:15.049 --> 00:48:17.711 - Go to bed. - So thoughtful. 803 00:48:29.798 --> 00:48:32.198 Mom? Mom. 804 00:48:33.935 --> 00:48:36.426 You scared me. I didn't know where you were. 805 00:48:38.006 --> 00:48:39.997 Fuck! 806 00:48:40.074 --> 00:48:42.065 It wasn't my decision. 807 00:48:44.045 --> 00:48:47.310 I want her moved back downstairs... 808 00:48:47.382 --> 00:48:49.316 right now! 809 00:48:49.384 --> 00:48:53.718 Keep your voice down. You're not even supposed to be here now. 810 00:48:53.788 --> 00:48:56.689 - Okay. Fine. I'll do this myself. - Victor. 811 00:48:56.758 --> 00:48:58.988 Victor, please! 812 00:48:59.060 --> 00:49:01.255 She's better off up here. 813 00:49:01.329 --> 00:49:04.127 You said you were gonna do something. 814 00:49:04.199 --> 00:49:06.190 I couldn't do it by myself. 815 00:49:09.671 --> 00:49:13.334 Okay. Fine. Come here. Let's go. Come on. 816 00:49:15.777 --> 00:49:18.143 What about here? Is this okay? 817 00:49:18.213 --> 00:49:20.204 - Come on. - Oh, Victor! 818 00:49:20.281 --> 00:49:22.715 It's too late. My time's passed. 819 00:49:22.784 --> 00:49:25.218 All right. Okay. Then let's try a stomach tube. 820 00:49:25.286 --> 00:49:27.481 I mean, that'll buy some time, right? 821 00:49:28.990 --> 00:49:32.926 - What? What's the matter? - I don't know how to tell you this. 822 00:49:32.994 --> 00:49:37.260 - What? - I made some calls. 823 00:49:37.332 --> 00:49:40.301 It all checks out- 824 00:49:40.368 --> 00:49:43.599 the clinic, the specialists, even the relic. 825 00:49:43.671 --> 00:49:48.574 - What are you talking about? - The theft was a huge deal in Rome. 826 00:49:48.643 --> 00:49:51.373 It was in the Vatican newspapers and everything. 827 00:49:51.446 --> 00:49:54.279 Come on! Come on! Stop with that shit! Stop! 828 00:49:54.349 --> 00:49:57.944 Here. You can check for yourself. 829 00:49:58.019 --> 00:50:01.648 In fact, I suggest you do, just for your own peace of mind. 830 00:50:01.723 --> 00:50:04.658 You're not seriously telling me you believe this shit? 831 00:50:04.726 --> 00:50:07.593 I don't know what to believe. 832 00:50:09.130 --> 00:50:13.328 I think it's better if we don't see each other for a while. 833 00:50:13.401 --> 00:50:16.666 What? Why? 834 00:50:16.738 --> 00:50:19.673 It's not that I don't have feelings for you. 835 00:50:19.741 --> 00:50:21.732 I do. 836 00:50:21.809 --> 00:50:24.471 It's just, I've seen the way the patients look at you and- 837 00:50:24.546 --> 00:50:27.674 'Cause my crazy mother's journal says I'm the holy clone- 838 00:50:27.749 --> 00:50:30.843 - Half clone. - OfJesus Christ? 839 00:50:30.919 --> 00:50:34.082 Paige, please- please, say i- 840 00:50:34.155 --> 00:50:37.318 Say it's 'cause I'm a-a pervert... 841 00:50:37.392 --> 00:50:40.828 or- or a failure, or-orjust a really, really bad lay. 842 00:50:40.895 --> 00:50:43.455 But please, not over this. 843 00:50:43.531 --> 00:50:45.999 What the fuck? 844 00:50:46.067 --> 00:50:49.468 What are you doing? Get out of here. 845 00:50:49.537 --> 00:50:53.871 I'm not who you think I am, okay? So would you all please fuck off? 846 00:50:53.942 --> 00:50:57.139 Get the fuck out of here! 847 00:50:57.211 --> 00:51:00.044 - And he's so humble. - I am not humble. 848 00:51:00.114 --> 00:51:02.708 I'm not even good. Would a good person do this? 849 00:51:02.784 --> 00:51:05.309 Huh? 850 00:51:05.386 --> 00:51:08.446 What about this? 851 00:51:09.757 --> 00:51:12.590 - Hey! - Hey! 852 00:51:12.660 --> 00:51:15.823 Okay, what about this? 853 00:51:38.586 --> 00:51:42.522 And faster than you can say, "Jesus H. Clone"... 854 00:51:42.590 --> 00:51:44.990 I was alone... again. 855 00:51:47.295 --> 00:51:50.594 #How'd I arrive in a place like this # 856 00:51:50.665 --> 00:51:54.897 # Red right hand does the alligator kiss ## 857 00:51:54.969 --> 00:51:59.702 To reclaim my personal booth at the caf� of diminished expectations... 858 00:52:01.309 --> 00:52:04.403 all I had to do was answer one simple question: 859 00:52:06.581 --> 00:52:09.015 What would Jesus not do? 860 00:52:11.519 --> 00:52:13.510 Don't kiss me on the mouth. 861 00:52:13.588 --> 00:52:15.522 Don't ask if you're hurting me. 862 00:52:15.590 --> 00:52:18.423 And if you hear the safe word, stop what you're doing immediately. 863 00:52:18.493 --> 00:52:20.461 Do you have panty hose? 864 00:52:20.528 --> 00:52:22.428 You want me to rip you in drag? 865 00:52:22.497 --> 00:52:25.591 - F-For your head. - Oh. 866 00:52:25.667 --> 00:52:29.330 I need you to be a faceless attacker. 867 00:52:29.404 --> 00:52:31.395 Here, you'll need this. 868 00:52:31.472 --> 00:52:33.906 Whoa! Jesus. 869 00:52:33.975 --> 00:52:36.944 Um, couldn't I just, you know, rough you up a little? 870 00:52:37.011 --> 00:52:41.004 Mmm. No, absolutely not. The knife is very important to my total experience. 871 00:52:41.082 --> 00:52:44.916 I mean, be careful with it, 'cause if you so much as scratch me with that thing... 872 00:52:44.986 --> 00:52:47.614 I will have you in prison before you can put your pants on. 873 00:52:47.689 --> 00:52:51.591 - Anything else? - Yes. And this is very important. 874 00:52:51.659 --> 00:52:54.457 Whatever you do, do not rape me on the bed. 875 00:52:54.529 --> 00:52:56.963 The bedspread is silk. It will spot. 876 00:52:57.031 --> 00:53:00.330 So rape me on the floor, but not on the floor itself. 877 00:53:00.401 --> 00:53:03.427 On a towel on the floor, but on the wood part, not the rug. 878 00:53:03.504 --> 00:53:05.904 - Got it? - Got it. 879 00:53:08.509 --> 00:53:10.500 What's the safe word? 880 00:53:10.578 --> 00:53:12.978 Poodle. 881 00:53:24.492 --> 00:53:26.426 - Oh, God! No! - Yeah. 882 00:53:26.494 --> 00:53:28.655 No, help me, please! Not the bed! Not the bed! 883 00:53:28.730 --> 00:53:31.460 Or the rug! Or the- Try the towel. 884 00:53:31.532 --> 00:53:33.557 - Remember? The towel? - Oh, yeah. 885 00:53:33.634 --> 00:53:37.195 - Oh, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop! Please! - Right. 886 00:53:37.271 --> 00:53:40.707 Please, you're hurting me. Stop! 887 00:53:40.775 --> 00:53:42.936 Please.! Ow.! Ow.! Ow.! 888 00:53:43.010 --> 00:53:45.501 - Okay. - Did I say "poodle"? 889 00:53:45.580 --> 00:53:49.346 - No. - No, then I'm not really hurt, you fucking moron! 890 00:53:49.417 --> 00:53:53.353 - Wait a minute. Wait! Are those my hose? - Uh, yeah. 891 00:53:53.421 --> 00:53:57.118 For Christ's sake, what kind of rapist doesn't bring his own panty hose? 892 00:53:57.191 --> 00:54:00.558 - Look, I'm sorry, but the drugstore- - No, don't apologize! 893 00:54:00.628 --> 00:54:02.892 Just demean me, you stupid shit! 894 00:54:02.964 --> 00:54:07.731 Oh. Okay. That's better. Now hit me. 895 00:54:07.802 --> 00:54:10.930 - Do you want me to use the knife, or- - No. Not with the- 896 00:54:11.005 --> 00:54:14.304 When you hit someone with a knife, that's stabbing. Hit me! 897 00:54:14.375 --> 00:54:17.105 Ow! But not in the head, you dumb ass! 898 00:54:17.178 --> 00:54:20.841 You're gonna give me a concussion. Lower! Lower! 899 00:54:20.915 --> 00:54:24.351 How 'bout you shut the fuck up and let me rape you my way? 900 00:54:24.418 --> 00:54:26.181 - How 'bout that? - Well, you know? 901 00:54:26.254 --> 00:54:28.586 Well, if that's how you feel about it... 902 00:54:28.656 --> 00:54:31.750 you might want to take your little friend there and run along home. 903 00:54:31.826 --> 00:54:34.226 Or your way's good. We can do it your way. 904 00:54:34.295 --> 00:54:36.229 Come on! 905 00:54:37.431 --> 00:54:39.365 Okay. Okay. Okay. 906 00:54:39.433 --> 00:54:42.493 Hey, wait a minute. Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa. 907 00:54:42.570 --> 00:54:45.004 What about me? How 'bout me? 908 00:54:45.072 --> 00:54:49.304 Well, you can take care of yourself. Just put your stuff on the towel when you're done. 909 00:54:54.148 --> 00:54:57.276 I've got to switch. 910 00:54:57.351 --> 00:55:01.151 Mmm. 911 00:55:19.207 --> 00:55:22.142 Hey, wait a minute. 912 00:55:22.210 --> 00:55:24.735 Where did you put your- 913 00:55:24.812 --> 00:55:26.404 Hey! 914 00:55:26.480 --> 00:55:28.710 Poodle. 915 00:55:50.504 --> 00:55:53.962 As the body doth regurgitate spoilt meats... 916 00:55:54.041 --> 00:55:58.205 so shalt the ungodly be cast from the bosom of fair Dunsboro. 917 00:56:00.014 --> 00:56:03.006 We therefore commit this body to the earth... 918 00:56:03.084 --> 00:56:06.076 to be turned once more into corruption. 919 00:56:19.800 --> 00:56:21.734 Victor, l- 920 00:56:26.574 --> 00:56:30.510 Feel like I'm not a very good sponsor. 921 00:56:33.581 --> 00:56:35.446 Oww! 922 00:56:35.516 --> 00:56:37.575 Fuck! Oh, fuck! 923 00:56:37.652 --> 00:56:39.586 I'm not a lawn mower. 924 00:56:39.654 --> 00:56:41.918 Jesus. 925 00:56:43.524 --> 00:56:45.924 - Oops. - What's the matter? 926 00:56:46.961 --> 00:56:49.020 Man overboard. 927 00:56:49.096 --> 00:56:52.156 What are you saying? Are you saying- 928 00:56:52.233 --> 00:56:55.361 Oh. Well, it'll work its way out. 929 00:56:55.436 --> 00:56:57.802 Yeah? 930 00:56:57.872 --> 00:57:00.568 - Yeah. - Good luck with that. 931 00:57:06.147 --> 00:57:09.514 Hey! You changed your hair. 932 00:57:09.583 --> 00:57:12.746 Yeah, 'cause of what you said about blondes getting skin cancer. 933 00:57:12.820 --> 00:57:16.586 - Good thinkin' - You can never be too careful. 934 00:57:20.094 --> 00:57:23.029 Can I get some nuts, please? Nuts? 935 00:57:23.097 --> 00:57:25.031 How is she? 936 00:57:25.099 --> 00:57:29.229 - Who cares? I wasn't that into her anyway. - No, l-I meant your mom. 937 00:57:29.303 --> 00:57:32.830 Oh. Yeah. Tell you the truth, I wish she'd just die already. 938 00:57:32.907 --> 00:57:37.276 You need to go see her, dude. And go to a meeting. You've barely been home in days. 939 00:57:37.345 --> 00:57:40.678 You're stalking a stripper, and you're concerned about my sobriety? 940 00:57:40.748 --> 00:57:44.479 No, I'm not stalking her. It's a healthy relationship. 941 00:57:45.653 --> 00:57:47.587 I love her. 942 00:57:47.655 --> 00:57:49.589 You what? 943 00:57:49.657 --> 00:57:51.557 I love her. 944 00:57:51.625 --> 00:57:54.025 And... 945 00:57:54.095 --> 00:57:56.029 we're moving in together. 946 00:57:56.097 --> 00:57:58.224 That's nice. 947 00:58:05.373 --> 00:58:08.968 You know, she's not as attractive as you think. 948 00:58:21.655 --> 00:58:23.646 What? 949 00:58:27.294 --> 00:58:30.695 You're my best friend in the whole world. 950 00:58:30.765 --> 00:58:33.199 But this girl... 951 00:58:33.267 --> 00:58:37.033 she's, like, the only nice thing that's ever happened to me. 952 00:58:37.104 --> 00:58:41.973 So you think you could resist the impulse to piss all over it just this once? 953 00:58:42.043 --> 00:58:43.908 Sure. 954 00:58:43.978 --> 00:58:46.037 Thanks. 955 00:58:47.748 --> 00:58:51.411 I just hope you're cool paying a kid's tuition with a bunch of wrinkly ones. 956 00:58:52.787 --> 00:58:54.778 Go see your mom, dude. 957 00:58:56.724 --> 00:58:59.625 And start your fourth step already. Don't you think you've suffered enough? 958 00:58:59.693 --> 00:59:02.025 No. 959 00:59:08.035 --> 00:59:10.128 Ira. 960 00:59:12.206 --> 00:59:14.504 Ira and Tammy Hastings. 961 00:59:16.410 --> 00:59:18.344 Do you love him... 962 00:59:18.412 --> 00:59:21.313 Ira here? 963 00:59:21.382 --> 00:59:23.509 I do. 964 00:59:23.584 --> 00:59:26.280 Do you love her? 965 00:59:26.353 --> 00:59:29.049 - No. - Ira! 966 00:59:30.191 --> 00:59:32.125 Okay. Yeah, I love her. 967 00:59:32.193 --> 00:59:35.526 Do you know how lucky you are? 968 00:59:37.131 --> 00:59:40.464 Poor Victor isn't very good at loving people. 969 00:59:40.534 --> 00:59:43.469 I'm afraid that when I'm gone... 970 00:59:43.537 --> 00:59:48.236 there won't be anyone left in the whole world who will love Victor. 971 01:00:04.892 --> 01:00:06.826 Hey. 972 01:00:06.894 --> 01:00:08.828 - Uh, yeah, thanks, but- - For what? 973 01:00:08.896 --> 01:00:10.921 For, uh, lying back there. 974 01:00:10.998 --> 01:00:14.525 Look, I know I overreacted before... 975 01:00:14.602 --> 01:00:17.537 but the information was a little startling at first. 976 01:00:17.605 --> 01:00:21.166 Now the prospect of dating a clone deity seems kind of neat? 977 01:00:21.242 --> 01:00:25.975 If I could take it back I would. 978 01:00:26.046 --> 01:00:29.209 But the thing is, I wasn't lying in there. 979 01:00:29.283 --> 01:00:31.615 So if you feel anything... 980 01:00:31.685 --> 01:00:33.619 you know... 981 01:00:33.687 --> 01:00:35.552 remotely similar for me... 982 01:00:35.623 --> 01:00:39.559 then now would be a really good time to say so. 983 01:00:54.008 --> 01:00:55.942 Pathetic. 984 01:00:56.010 --> 01:00:58.240 What the f- What are you doing up? 985 01:00:58.312 --> 01:01:00.872 - You should be ashamed. - What are you talking about? 986 01:01:00.948 --> 01:01:02.882 Go back to bed, for God's sake. 987 01:01:02.950 --> 01:01:05.885 That woman just placed her heart in the palm of your hand... 988 01:01:05.953 --> 01:01:07.887 and you toss it aside like some old shoe... 989 01:01:07.955 --> 01:01:10.583 because you can't muster the guts to admit you feel the same way. 990 01:01:10.658 --> 01:01:12.956 Who says I feel the same way? 991 01:01:13.027 --> 01:01:15.427 Oh, please. It's written all over you. 992 01:01:15.496 --> 01:01:20.229 You'd sooner let the woman you love walk out the door than stand up and declare yourself. 993 01:01:20.301 --> 01:01:23.065 - Okay, whatever- - What's that, Fred? Speak up! 994 01:01:23.137 --> 01:01:25.571 I'm not Fred! It's me! 995 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:27.573 It's Victor. 996 01:01:27.641 --> 01:01:30.576 And you're right- I'm pathetic. 997 01:01:30.644 --> 01:01:32.305 I have sex with strangers... 998 01:01:32.379 --> 01:01:36.076 because I'm incapable of doing it with someone I actually like. 999 01:01:36.150 --> 01:01:38.846 I can't even ask anyone out on a date... 1000 01:01:38.919 --> 01:01:41.911 'cause if it doesn't end up in a high-speed chase, I get bored. 1001 01:01:41.989 --> 01:01:44.423 That's not what I'm talking about. 1002 01:01:44.491 --> 01:01:46.425 I've kept myself numb for so long... 1003 01:01:46.493 --> 01:01:49.929 that now I want to actually feel something and I can't... 1004 01:01:49.997 --> 01:01:52.522 because no matter where I go, no matter what I do... 1005 01:01:52.600 --> 01:01:55.262 I always end up back here with you. 1006 01:01:55.336 --> 01:01:58.931 Well, you say that like it's a bad thing. 1007 01:01:59.006 --> 01:02:01.941 I need to break up, Ma. 1008 01:02:02.009 --> 01:02:03.943 Now. 1009 01:02:04.011 --> 01:02:06.673 Before it's too late. 1010 01:02:06.747 --> 01:02:09.045 You were always so good at walking- 1011 01:02:09.116 --> 01:02:11.516 walking away. 1012 01:02:11.585 --> 01:02:14.110 Show me how. 1013 01:02:15.923 --> 01:02:17.948 All right. 1014 01:02:23.864 --> 01:02:25.991 Of course I will. 1015 01:02:28.068 --> 01:02:31.629 All I've ever wanted to do is to make you happy. 1016 01:02:31.705 --> 01:02:34.173 You know that, Fred. 1017 01:02:37.278 --> 01:02:39.371 I'm hungry now. 1018 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:47.710 Victor, don't play with your food. 1019 01:02:47.788 --> 01:02:50.723 Come on. Eat your hot dog. 1020 01:02:51.992 --> 01:02:54.187 Victor, no. 1021 01:02:54.261 --> 01:02:58.163 We cannot go to that park. It's late. We have to make the state line. 1022 01:03:14.615 --> 01:03:16.549 Okay. 1023 01:03:16.617 --> 01:03:20.075 We got bus boys to clear the table, hon. 1024 01:03:20.154 --> 01:03:22.622 Charlene. 1025 01:03:22.690 --> 01:03:25.557 Come on, honey, toss it in. We'll eat it later. 1026 01:03:28.329 --> 01:03:30.627 Victor. 1027 01:03:31.899 --> 01:03:34.367 Victor, what are you doing? 1028 01:03:34.435 --> 01:03:36.426 Victor. 1029 01:03:41.709 --> 01:03:43.802 Victor! 1030 01:03:43.877 --> 01:03:46.471 Victor. Victor. 1031 01:03:49.216 --> 01:03:51.878 Oh! He's okay. 1032 01:03:54.021 --> 01:03:56.012 Oh, boy. 1033 01:03:58.025 --> 01:04:00.016 Check this out. 1034 01:04:03.997 --> 01:04:05.988 I'm sorry. 1035 01:04:08.902 --> 01:04:12.668 Oh, my God. 1036 01:04:36.730 --> 01:04:38.755 No, no, no, no. 1037 01:04:43.504 --> 01:04:45.904 So, what is this? 1038 01:04:45.973 --> 01:04:47.907 I don't know yet. 1039 01:04:47.975 --> 01:04:50.910 You don't know what you're building, huh? 1040 01:04:50.978 --> 01:04:54.038 This isn't about getting something done. 1041 01:04:54.114 --> 01:04:59.279 It's about process. I want to do something good. 1042 01:04:59.353 --> 01:05:02.811 Instead of just trying not to do bad stuff all the time. 1043 01:05:02.890 --> 01:05:06.883 This is pretty ridiculous, dude, even for you. 1044 01:05:11.031 --> 01:05:13.363 You need some help? 1045 01:05:13.434 --> 01:05:18.531 You can help if you want to, but we don't need your help. 1046 01:05:18.605 --> 01:05:22.871 By "we," you mean that you and Cherry Daiquiri have the project under control? 1047 01:05:22.943 --> 01:05:25.878 Her name's Beth. 1048 01:05:25.946 --> 01:05:29.882 And I'm sorry if our relationship is triggering your abandonment issues. 1049 01:05:29.950 --> 01:05:32.248 Blah, blah, blah. 1050 01:05:43.096 --> 01:05:46.088 You have to forgive me, Victor. I feel terrible. 1051 01:05:47.367 --> 01:05:49.528 Please. 1052 01:05:51.371 --> 01:05:54.738 I'll do anything. 1053 01:06:07.488 --> 01:06:10.423 If this was a churn we'd have butter an hour ago. 1054 01:06:10.491 --> 01:06:12.425 It's not you. 1055 01:06:12.493 --> 01:06:14.427 Yes. I'm aware of that. 1056 01:06:16.497 --> 01:06:19.933 You sure you're all right? There's some weird noises coming from your stomach. 1057 01:06:20.000 --> 01:06:22.935 Are you kidding me? I'm having a wonderful time. 1058 01:06:23.003 --> 01:06:25.938 Did you go out with Lord High Charlie yet? 1059 01:06:26.006 --> 01:06:27.940 No. 1060 01:06:28.008 --> 01:06:31.102 He asks me all the time, but I always say no. 1061 01:06:31.178 --> 01:06:34.113 - Which is typical. - Why? 1062 01:06:34.181 --> 01:06:37.048 Because he's sweet and... 1063 01:06:37.117 --> 01:06:39.278 I kind of like him. 1064 01:06:39.353 --> 01:06:43.346 But me, I always go for the asshole. 1065 01:06:44.525 --> 01:06:46.459 No offense. 1066 01:06:46.527 --> 01:06:48.461 None taken. 1067 01:06:50.797 --> 01:06:53.129 Hey. We got company. 1068 01:06:55.135 --> 01:06:57.069 Hey. 1069 01:06:57.137 --> 01:07:00.072 Let me just rest while I do it for a second. 1070 01:07:00.140 --> 01:07:02.404 See this goat? 1071 01:07:04.478 --> 01:07:06.412 Hey, little goat. 1072 01:07:06.480 --> 01:07:08.778 Hey. 1073 01:07:08.849 --> 01:07:10.646 You want some food? 1074 01:07:20.727 --> 01:07:24.356 Oh, no. No. No, no. 1075 01:07:24.431 --> 01:07:26.422 Not you. Not with you. 1076 01:07:26.500 --> 01:07:29.298 - Charlie- - How could she do this to me? 1077 01:07:29.369 --> 01:07:33.396 - Shh, shh, shh. - I was so completely into her. Now it's ruined! 1078 01:07:33.473 --> 01:07:35.907 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God! - Shh, shh. Ch- Charlie- 1079 01:07:35.976 --> 01:07:38.137 - Oh, my God! - Charlie. 1080 01:07:38.211 --> 01:07:41.146 Charlie? Don't do- Don't do that. 1081 01:07:41.214 --> 01:07:45.480 What is wrong with me? Why do I fall for the wrong people every fucking time? 1082 01:07:45.552 --> 01:07:49.682 - It's not what you're thinking. - Isn't that your penis in her hand? 1083 01:07:49.756 --> 01:07:51.781 Well, yeah, but- 1084 01:07:51.858 --> 01:07:55.294 You don't care about her. You don't care about anything. 1085 01:07:55.362 --> 01:07:57.887 How could she possibly find that appealing? 1086 01:07:58.966 --> 01:08:01.196 Human nature, I guess. 1087 01:08:01.268 --> 01:08:04.567 I thought she was so special. And now look at her. 1088 01:08:04.638 --> 01:08:08.734 Charlie, don't say that. She's a- She's a- She's a good girl, you know. 1089 01:08:08.809 --> 01:08:11.744 She was just saying how much she liked you. 1090 01:08:11.812 --> 01:08:14.576 When? While she was jerking you off? 1091 01:08:14.648 --> 01:08:17.845 Well, yeah. But this is nothing. 1092 01:08:17.918 --> 01:08:20.853 Believe me. I'm just her little trip to the dark side. 1093 01:08:20.921 --> 01:08:24.982 You, you've got the guts to hang it out there... 1094 01:08:25.058 --> 01:08:27.185 let her know how you feel. 1095 01:08:27.260 --> 01:08:30.195 That's - That's more than I've ever done. 1096 01:08:30.263 --> 01:08:32.697 She sees that. She respects it. 1097 01:08:32.766 --> 01:08:35.701 - Clearly. - Listen to me, Charlie. 1098 01:08:35.769 --> 01:08:40.001 The way I see it, you got one chance to turn this thing around... 1099 01:08:40.073 --> 01:08:45.136 and that's to back on out of this barn and forget you ever walked in here. 1100 01:08:45.212 --> 01:08:48.511 She deserves that. You both do. 1101 01:08:50.417 --> 01:08:53.352 - Really? - Really. 1102 01:08:56.123 --> 01:08:58.114 Thank you. 1103 01:09:04.431 --> 01:09:08.458 Hello, everybody. My name is Phil, and I'm a sex addict. 1104 01:09:08.535 --> 01:09:10.093 Hello. Hi, Phil. 1105 01:09:11.672 --> 01:09:13.606 Hold this. 1106 01:09:13.674 --> 01:09:16.108 Tonight's meeting is a step meeting. 1107 01:09:16.176 --> 01:09:21.011 Whether you just started the step, or you're stuck. 1108 01:09:22.582 --> 01:09:24.641 What's the matter with you? 1109 01:09:24.718 --> 01:09:27.710 Anybody here working on a fourth step? 1110 01:09:28.789 --> 01:09:30.723 Anybody? 1111 01:09:32.592 --> 01:09:36.289 Swear to God, you go in there with those losers, and I will never get with you again. 1112 01:09:36.363 --> 01:09:40.322 Once you get started, it feels good to get better... 1113 01:09:40.400 --> 01:09:44.996 because you can begin to think about movin'on. 1114 01:09:47.307 --> 01:09:50.868 Hi. My name's Victor. 1115 01:09:50.944 --> 01:09:53.071 I'm a sex addict. 1116 01:09:53.146 --> 01:09:54.738 Hi, Victor. 1117 01:09:54.815 --> 01:09:57.147 This is Nico. 1118 01:09:58.452 --> 01:10:01.615 Yeah. My name is Nico. 1119 01:10:01.688 --> 01:10:05.249 And you people can all get fucked! 1120 01:10:19.372 --> 01:10:23.775 I've been trying to start my fourth step for a really long time now. 1121 01:10:23.844 --> 01:10:26.870 You know, Victor, sometimes the best place to start... 1122 01:10:26.947 --> 01:10:29.074 is at the beginning. 1123 01:10:29.149 --> 01:10:34.177 Try thinking back to when you first lost your way. 1124 01:10:46.566 --> 01:10:48.500 S-Sorry. 1125 01:10:48.568 --> 01:10:52.026 If you're trying to make me feel bad, you're doing a wonderful job. 1126 01:10:54.007 --> 01:10:56.840 Are you ta-Are you talking to me? 1127 01:10:56.910 --> 01:10:59.071 You see anyone else around? 1128 01:11:00.480 --> 01:11:02.710 Um- 1129 01:11:13.894 --> 01:11:15.828 Hi. 1130 01:11:15.896 --> 01:11:17.830 - Hi. - Hey. 1131 01:11:17.898 --> 01:11:19.832 Where you coming from? 1132 01:11:19.900 --> 01:11:22.198 Um, Thanksgiving with my mom... 1133 01:11:22.269 --> 01:11:24.203 at the state mental hospital. 1134 01:11:24.271 --> 01:11:27.206 Oh. And how was that? 1135 01:11:27.274 --> 01:11:29.208 Um- 1136 01:11:29.276 --> 01:11:31.210 Aww. That's okay, honey. 1137 01:11:31.278 --> 01:11:34.213 - It was kinda- - That's what the circuit's here for. 1138 01:11:34.281 --> 01:11:37.011 Shit. 1139 01:11:37.083 --> 01:11:40.678 - Maybe we- - That's the one drawback of the bathroom pick-up. 1140 01:11:40.754 --> 01:11:43.188 Have you done this before? 1141 01:11:43.256 --> 01:11:46.692 Haven't you ever opened a door on a train or a plane... 1142 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:49.024 seen someone standing there and thought... 1143 01:11:49.095 --> 01:11:51.791 "Why don't they just lock the door?" 1144 01:11:51.865 --> 01:11:54.800 I thought that was, like, an accident or- 1145 01:11:54.868 --> 01:11:58.304 There are no accidents on the circuit, honey. 1146 01:11:58.371 --> 01:12:00.362 Circuit? 1147 01:12:02.075 --> 01:12:04.134 So- 1148 01:12:04.211 --> 01:12:06.202 Um- 1149 01:12:08.114 --> 01:12:11.049 - Late bloomer, huh? - Sorry. Yeah, kind of. 1150 01:12:11.117 --> 01:12:13.176 Here, let me help you. 1151 01:12:19.025 --> 01:12:21.016 Oh! 1152 01:12:22.495 --> 01:12:24.429 See? 1153 01:12:24.497 --> 01:12:27.432 All you needed was a jump start. 1154 01:12:38.912 --> 01:12:40.846 Feeling better? 1155 01:12:41.915 --> 01:12:43.849 Yeah. 1156 01:12:43.917 --> 01:12:45.851 Good. 1157 01:12:45.919 --> 01:12:48.854 But please don't think this was anything special. 1158 01:12:48.922 --> 01:12:52.483 And don't forget to lock the door. 1159 01:12:53.894 --> 01:12:57.091 That is, if you want it locked anymore. 1160 01:12:58.632 --> 01:13:02.466 #Daylight is creeping # 1161 01:13:02.669 --> 01:13:04.569 Thank you for that, Richard. 1162 01:13:04.638 --> 01:13:07.072 We're here on scene with Victor Mancini... 1163 01:13:07.140 --> 01:13:10.576 - one of the builders of this mystery rock structure. - Sitting there naked and alone. 1164 01:13:10.644 --> 01:13:12.578 Hey, Victor! You're on TV. 1165 01:13:12.646 --> 01:13:16.582 All the people around are wanting to know, what is this structure going to be? 1166 01:13:16.650 --> 01:13:19.949 - We don't know. It's about process. - What's it going to become? 1167 01:13:20.020 --> 01:13:24.787 The structure will continue to evolve until the last rock is set. 1168 01:13:24.858 --> 01:13:29.056 People should bring one by. They can alter the nature of what it becomes. 1169 01:13:29.129 --> 01:13:32.929 - So, there you have it. Bring a rock and come on down. 1170 01:13:32.999 --> 01:13:37.368 - This is Roger Fessenden, Action 2 News. - In other news- 1171 01:13:37.437 --> 01:13:40.668 Hey, that rock thing was a nice touch. 1172 01:13:40.740 --> 01:13:42.867 Thanks. 1173 01:13:42.943 --> 01:13:46.435 Man Speaking, Indistinct] 1174 01:13:48.748 --> 01:13:53.685 Hey, you thinkJesus was automatically good from the start? 1175 01:13:53.753 --> 01:13:56.085 You don't hear much about the teen years. 1176 01:13:56.156 --> 01:13:59.091 MaybeJesus was kind of a dick for a while. 1177 01:13:59.159 --> 01:14:01.593 Then he started helping old ladies cross the street... 1178 01:14:01.661 --> 01:14:04.095 and turning off people's headlights and stuff... 1179 01:14:04.164 --> 01:14:07.429 and he just kinda grew into the whole messiah thing. 1180 01:14:07.500 --> 01:14:09.661 I mean, that's not impossible, right? 1181 01:14:09.736 --> 01:14:13.399 - This is Jesus? - Yeah. 1182 01:14:13.473 --> 01:14:15.065 I don't know. 1183 01:14:15.141 --> 01:14:17.371 Yeah. Of course you don't. 1184 01:14:17.444 --> 01:14:20.936 But if you read the New Testament... 1185 01:14:21.014 --> 01:14:24.347 especially some of the Paul stuff in Galatians... 1186 01:14:24.417 --> 01:14:28.717 Jesus was all about the idea that people are transformed... 1187 01:14:28.788 --> 01:14:31.780 not by being loved, but by the act of loving somebody... 1188 01:14:31.858 --> 01:14:35.055 no matter how difficult it is. 1189 01:14:35.128 --> 01:14:37.790 So it only stands to reason he could've developed this theory... 1190 01:14:37.864 --> 01:14:42.130 on his whole, you know, personal savior journey. 1191 01:14:54.681 --> 01:14:56.672 Hello. 1192 01:14:57.917 --> 01:15:00.886 Yeah. Okay. I'll tell him. 1193 01:15:02.956 --> 01:15:05.891 Um, it's about your mom. They moved her. 1194 01:15:08.795 --> 01:15:12.424 I brought you some pudding. It's chocolate. It's your favorite. 1195 01:15:12.499 --> 01:15:15.161 Oh, that's very sweet, Victor... 1196 01:15:15.235 --> 01:15:17.635 but I'm not very hungry. 1197 01:15:17.704 --> 01:15:19.638 Well, you have to tr- 1198 01:15:19.706 --> 01:15:22.607 What did-What did you call me? 1199 01:15:22.675 --> 01:15:26.338 Victor. That's still your name, isn't it? 1200 01:15:26.413 --> 01:15:29.405 Yeah. Yes, it is. 1201 01:15:32.685 --> 01:15:34.448 We have to talk, sweetie. 1202 01:15:34.521 --> 01:15:37.490 Forget about that now. Just try and get some of this down. 1203 01:15:37.557 --> 01:15:40.788 There's something I've been meaning to tell you for a long time. 1204 01:15:40.860 --> 01:15:44.694 Don't worry. I already know what you had to do to get me. 1205 01:15:44.764 --> 01:15:46.925 You do? 1206 01:15:47.000 --> 01:15:51.494 I know you came from Italy impregnated by the sacred foreskin. 1207 01:15:51.571 --> 01:15:53.539 The what? 1208 01:15:53.606 --> 01:15:57.235 You wrote it in Italian so I wouldn't read it... 1209 01:15:57.310 --> 01:15:59.744 but Dr. Marshall told me the truth. 1210 01:15:59.813 --> 01:16:04.512 I know who I am, and I know I can save you. 1211 01:16:04.584 --> 01:16:08.384 What the hell are you talking about? 1212 01:16:08.455 --> 01:16:12.915 I stole you from a stroller in Waterloo, Iowa. 1213 01:16:12.992 --> 01:16:16.257 Mom, you don't have to- you don't have to lie anymore. 1214 01:16:16.329 --> 01:16:18.263 Who's lying? 1215 01:16:18.331 --> 01:16:21.129 You were at the Cadillac Bowling Alley on LaPorte Road. 1216 01:16:23.136 --> 01:16:25.331 Wh- 1217 01:16:25.405 --> 01:16:28.966 You're saying that you, uh- 1218 01:16:29.042 --> 01:16:32.842 You're saying you're not- that you're not my, uh- 1219 01:16:34.581 --> 01:16:37.448 What are you saying? 1220 01:16:37.517 --> 01:16:40.247 You're saying you're not my- 1221 01:16:41.921 --> 01:16:43.912 That you're not my- 1222 01:16:49.362 --> 01:16:51.353 Mom. 1223 01:16:51.431 --> 01:16:53.365 Hey. 1224 01:16:53.433 --> 01:16:55.230 Mom. 1225 01:16:55.301 --> 01:16:57.565 Mom. Mom! 1226 01:16:57.637 --> 01:16:59.571 Mom! 1227 01:16:59.639 --> 01:17:03.268 Help! Help! Help! 1228 01:17:03.343 --> 01:17:05.937 Ida? 1229 01:17:06.012 --> 01:17:07.946 Ida? 1230 01:17:08.014 --> 01:17:11.211 She's choking. I choked her. 1231 01:17:11.284 --> 01:17:13.218 She denied my- my birth origins. 1232 01:17:13.286 --> 01:17:15.379 She made up some story about Iowa. 1233 01:17:15.455 --> 01:17:17.184 Your birth origins? 1234 01:17:17.257 --> 01:17:19.521 Oh. 1235 01:17:19.592 --> 01:17:23.028 Live! Live! 1236 01:17:23.096 --> 01:17:25.792 I command you to live! Live! 1237 01:17:25.865 --> 01:17:27.890 I'm afraid there's been a misunderstanding. 1238 01:17:27.967 --> 01:17:30.959 Live. Live. 1239 01:17:39.746 --> 01:17:41.737 You're a patient? 1240 01:17:41.814 --> 01:17:45.306 - Yeah. - What the fuck, man? 1241 01:17:48.188 --> 01:17:51.316 Is she okay- Is she-Wh- 1242 01:17:51.391 --> 01:17:54.292 Oh, God. 1243 01:17:55.328 --> 01:17:57.262 Is she- 1244 01:17:58.331 --> 01:18:01.232 What have l-What have I done? 1245 01:18:13.313 --> 01:18:15.577 We don't need this. 1246 01:18:15.648 --> 01:18:17.582 But we're lost. 1247 01:18:17.650 --> 01:18:20.084 We're not lost, we're pioneers... 1248 01:18:20.153 --> 01:18:23.088 blazing a trail through the new frontier. 1249 01:18:23.156 --> 01:18:25.351 And if you look very closely... 1250 01:18:25.425 --> 01:18:28.690 you'll see an opportunity to overcome your fear. 1251 01:18:28.761 --> 01:18:32.356 - How do we know which way to go? - Come here. 1252 01:18:32.432 --> 01:18:34.423 Come on. 1253 01:18:35.535 --> 01:18:37.503 Okay. Take the wheel. 1254 01:18:37.570 --> 01:18:39.504 Good. 1255 01:18:39.572 --> 01:18:41.938 And listen very closely. 1256 01:18:42.008 --> 01:18:45.444 'Cause nothing worth having comes without a risk. 1257 01:18:45.511 --> 01:18:48.002 'Cause I won't always be around to nag you. 1258 01:18:48.414 --> 01:18:52.646 'Cause sometimes it's not important which way you jump... 1259 01:18:52.719 --> 01:18:54.653 just that you jump. 1260 01:18:54.721 --> 01:18:57.656 Victor, I know it was an accident. 1261 01:18:57.724 --> 01:19:01.057 Let's be on the safe side. How 'bout we get you out ofhere? 1262 01:19:01.127 --> 01:19:04.688 Victor. Come on. We don't have much time. 1263 01:19:04.764 --> 01:19:07.699 - You're not even really a doctor, are you? - Technically, no. 1264 01:19:07.767 --> 01:19:11.225 - All that crap about stem cells and curing my mother? - Experimental, yes. 1265 01:19:11.304 --> 01:19:14.330 - But it might have worked. - What about the diary? 1266 01:19:14.407 --> 01:19:16.341 Okay, that I made up. 1267 01:19:16.409 --> 01:19:18.343 You mean you- 1268 01:19:18.411 --> 01:19:21.869 Well, once I got to know you, I realized you could never reciprocate my feelings... 1269 01:19:21.948 --> 01:19:25.384 unless I helped you connect to your own inner goodness. 1270 01:19:25.451 --> 01:19:27.385 What does it say? 1271 01:19:27.453 --> 01:19:30.854 You don't even speak Italian, do you? 1272 01:19:30.923 --> 01:19:34.359 I mean, l- I can order dinner, but- 1273 01:19:34.427 --> 01:19:36.361 My God, you're crazy! 1274 01:19:36.429 --> 01:19:38.363 No. 1275 01:19:38.431 --> 01:19:41.195 I'm just working a few things out. 1276 01:19:45.138 --> 01:19:49.541 Go ahead. I can't go any closer, or the door will lock. 1277 01:19:55.081 --> 01:19:57.606 Who are you? 1278 01:19:57.684 --> 01:20:00.619 Just a med school dropout with... 1279 01:20:00.687 --> 01:20:02.746 you know, some issues. 1280 01:20:02.822 --> 01:20:04.756 Is that true? 1281 01:20:04.824 --> 01:20:07.384 Can you just say one thing that's true? 1282 01:20:07.460 --> 01:20:09.394 Okay. 1283 01:20:13.333 --> 01:20:15.267 I did... 1284 01:20:15.335 --> 01:20:17.269 20 perfect years... 1285 01:20:17.337 --> 01:20:20.272 in the most difficult schools in the country. 1286 01:20:20.340 --> 01:20:23.275 Then in my last week of med school... 1287 01:20:23.343 --> 01:20:26.506 I got a "B"...minus. 1288 01:20:28.047 --> 01:20:32.609 I guess when they found me I'd been in the shower for three days. 1289 01:20:32.685 --> 01:20:35.119 My parents were mortified. 1290 01:20:36.322 --> 01:20:38.153 The next thing I remember... 1291 01:20:38.224 --> 01:20:40.215 is your mother... 1292 01:20:40.293 --> 01:20:42.625 sitting in my room telling me stories... 1293 01:20:42.695 --> 01:20:44.629 about this... 1294 01:20:44.697 --> 01:20:47.495 brilliant, loyal boy... 1295 01:20:47.567 --> 01:20:51.264 who stuck by her through thick and thin... 1296 01:20:51.337 --> 01:20:55.831 despite the many, many ways she had failed him. 1297 01:20:57.009 --> 01:20:58.943 And then one day... 1298 01:20:59.011 --> 01:21:01.002 there you were. 1299 01:21:02.048 --> 01:21:05.381 And I introduced myself... 1300 01:21:05.451 --> 01:21:07.442 sort of. 1301 01:21:09.689 --> 01:21:11.680 I lied to you. 1302 01:21:13.760 --> 01:21:16.160 A lot. 1303 01:21:16.229 --> 01:21:19.164 But I never lied about my feelings. 1304 01:21:21.134 --> 01:21:24.934 I gotta- I gotta go. 1305 01:21:31.411 --> 01:21:35.347 Dr. Blue, please report to Room 328, stat. 1306 01:21:35.415 --> 01:21:37.349 Dr. Blue. 1307 01:21:44.891 --> 01:21:48.418 - Victor Mancini? - You're under arrest for suspicion of rape. 1308 01:21:48.494 --> 01:21:50.826 Rape? What are you- I didn't ra- Oh, no. No. 1309 01:21:50.897 --> 01:21:54.890 She asked me to rape her. It turns her on. She even gave me the knife. 1310 01:21:54.967 --> 01:21:56.901 - At 90? - Who's 90? Oww! 1311 01:21:56.969 --> 01:22:00.461 Eva Mueller, a resident of St. Anthony's Constant Care Facility. 1312 01:22:00.540 --> 01:22:03.566 Her daughter said you held her down and touched her woo-woo. 1313 01:22:03.643 --> 01:22:08.239 - Said it was your secret game. - Oh, her. I thought you were talking about this other rape. 1314 01:22:08.314 --> 01:22:10.714 You realize we're the police, right? 1315 01:22:10.783 --> 01:22:14.549 - I think we better go downtown and straighten this out. - Yeah. 1316 01:22:16.189 --> 01:22:19.647 Hey.! Good going, Charlie.! 1317 01:22:20.793 --> 01:22:22.761 Check this shit out. 1318 01:22:22.829 --> 01:22:25.525 You gonna tell me you nailed all these broads? You? 1319 01:22:25.598 --> 01:22:28.533 We're interested in talking with a patient by the name of Paige Marshall... 1320 01:22:28.601 --> 01:22:30.933 in connection with your mother's death. 1321 01:22:31.003 --> 01:22:32.664 Problem is, we can't find her. 1322 01:22:32.738 --> 01:22:35.434 Apparently she'd been operating under the delusion she was a doctor. 1323 01:22:35.508 --> 01:22:37.499 Checked in catatonic. 1324 01:22:37.577 --> 01:22:40.671 Hadn't spoken for over a year until one day your ma gave her a lab coat. 1325 01:22:40.746 --> 01:22:42.680 Staff let her wear it after that. 1326 01:22:42.748 --> 01:22:45.410 Nobody said a word. 1327 01:22:45.485 --> 01:22:48.682 Sounds like you made a few enemies on the staff over there, lover boy. 1328 01:22:48.754 --> 01:22:53.054 And you can't find her? In a mental hospital? 1329 01:22:53.125 --> 01:22:55.093 - Did you try her room? - That's funny. 1330 01:22:55.161 --> 01:23:00.064 We can't find her because she checked herself out, you skeevy colonial dickwad. 1331 01:23:00.132 --> 01:23:04.728 - Checked herself out? - Turns out she was voluntary. Imagine that. 1332 01:23:04.804 --> 01:23:06.795 You wanna tell us about the diary? 1333 01:23:06.873 --> 01:23:08.898 It's my mom's. It's in Italian. 1334 01:23:08.975 --> 01:23:11.068 What the hell is this? 1335 01:23:11.143 --> 01:23:13.634 That was me when I was a kid. 1336 01:23:15.348 --> 01:23:17.782 A long time ago, in ancient Greece... 1337 01:23:17.850 --> 01:23:22.583 there was a young girl who fell in love with a young boy from another country. 1338 01:23:22.655 --> 01:23:25.590 One day word came that the young boy would have to go home. 1339 01:23:25.658 --> 01:23:30.595 So on their last night together she traced the outline ofher lover's shadow... 1340 01:23:30.663 --> 01:23:33.598 so that she could always remember how he looked... 1341 01:23:33.666 --> 01:23:36.726 on the very last moments they were ever to be together. 1342 01:23:41.641 --> 01:23:44.405 Oh! No! 1343 01:23:44.477 --> 01:23:46.502 Come here! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1344 01:23:46.579 --> 01:23:47.944 No.! 1345 01:23:48.014 --> 01:23:49.641 Oww! 1346 01:23:54.053 --> 01:23:56.817 No! No! No! No! 1347 01:23:56.889 --> 01:24:00.882 Victor.! No.! No.! Victor.! Victor.! 1348 01:24:00.960 --> 01:24:02.985 Eat something, kid. 1349 01:24:03.062 --> 01:24:05.462 You look like ass. 1350 01:24:29.789 --> 01:24:33.316 He talks about that in here. He's faking. 1351 01:24:37.363 --> 01:24:39.524 Looks pretty real. 1352 01:24:43.102 --> 01:24:44.694 Shit. 1353 01:24:49.141 --> 01:24:53.134 Oh, man! 1354 01:24:53.212 --> 01:24:57.911 You did notjust shit all over my interrogation room. 1355 01:25:00.820 --> 01:25:04.256 Sometimes you have to lose everything before the penny finally drops. 1356 01:25:04.323 --> 01:25:06.314 You lose this? 1357 01:25:06.392 --> 01:25:08.326 Hmm. 1358 01:25:08.394 --> 01:25:10.385 Or whatever. 1359 01:25:11.764 --> 01:25:14.699 So here's what I figured out. 1360 01:25:14.767 --> 01:25:19.136 We're not evil sinners or perfect knockoffs of God. 1361 01:25:19.205 --> 01:25:23.005 We let the world tell us whether we're saints or sex addicts... 1362 01:25:23.075 --> 01:25:28.172 sane or insane, heroes or victims... 1363 01:25:28.247 --> 01:25:32.377 whether we're good mothers or loving sons. 1364 01:25:35.321 --> 01:25:38.256 But we can decide for ourselves. 1365 01:25:39.659 --> 01:25:42.184 As a certain wise fugitive once told me... 1366 01:25:42.261 --> 01:25:46.857 sometimes it's not important which way you jump, just that you jump. 1367 01:25:46.932 --> 01:25:51.130 I wish I could say I'd left the circuit completely behind me... 1368 01:25:51.203 --> 01:25:53.899 but that wouldn't be entirely true. 1369 01:25:58.144 --> 01:26:00.942 I still wonder about Paige- 1370 01:26:01.013 --> 01:26:03.811 another beautiful psycho like my mother... 1371 01:26:05.151 --> 01:26:08.450 or a twisted soul mate sent to bring me back to life? 1372 01:26:08.521 --> 01:26:12.548 #Disavow # 1373 01:26:12.625 --> 01:26:14.923 # The pleasure # 1374 01:26:14.994 --> 01:26:17.827 Only one way to find out. 1375 01:26:29.241 --> 01:26:33.473 # You are not # 1376 01:26:33.512 --> 01:26:35.343 # To blame # 1377 01:26:36.048 --> 01:26:38.482 # For# 1378 01:26:40.586 --> 01:26:44.852 # Bittersweet # 1379 01:26:44.924 --> 01:26:49.918 # Distractors # 1380 01:26:52.131 --> 01:26:56.397 # Dare not speak # 1381 01:26:56.469 --> 01:27:00.599 # His name # 1382 01:27:03.609 --> 01:27:07.909 # Dedicated # 1383 01:27:07.980 --> 01:27:10.505 # To all # 1384 01:27:10.583 --> 01:27:12.915 # You # 1385 01:27:12.985 --> 01:27:15.283 # All # 1386 01:27:15.354 --> 01:27:23.955 # You need, yes # 1387 01:27:31.070 --> 01:27:33.163 # Because # 1388 01:27:33.239 --> 01:27:37.471 # We separate # 1389 01:27:37.543 --> 01:27:39.477 # It ripples # 1390 01:27:39.545 --> 01:27:48.613 # Our reflections # 1391 01:27:58.564 --> 01:28:00.998 # Because # 1392 01:28:01.066 --> 01:28:05.002 # We separate # 1393 01:28:05.070 --> 01:28:07.004 # It ripples # 1394 01:28:07.072 --> 01:28:16.743 # Our reflections # 1395 01:28:16.816 --> 01:28:19.444 # Ooh # 1396 01:28:19.518 --> 01:28:27.152 # Reckoner# 1397 01:28:31.096 --> 01:28:35.590 # Take me with # 1398 01:28:35.668 --> 01:28:40.867 # You # 1399 01:28:42.541 --> 01:28:46.739 # Dedicated # 1400 01:28:46.812 --> 01:28:51.715 # To all you # 1401 01:28:51.784 --> 01:28:56.312 # All you # 1402 01:28:56.388 --> 01:29:01.655 # Need, yes ##