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You ever get the feeling
that everything in America...

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is completely fucked up?

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You know that feeling?

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The whole country is one inch
away from saying...

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"That's it! Forget it!"

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Think about it.
Everything's polluted--

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the environment, the government,
the schools--you name it.

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Speaking of schools...

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I was walking the hallowed halls
the other day...

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and I asked myself...

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"Is there life
after high school...

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"because I can't face
tomorrow...

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"let alone a whole year
of this shit."

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Yeah, you got it, folks.

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It's me again
with a little attitude...

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for all you out here
in white-bread land...

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all you nice people...

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livin' in the middle
of America the beautiful.

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Let's see, we're on 92 FM...

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and it feels like a nice,
clean little band so far.

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No one else is using it
and the price is right.

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And, yes, folks, you guessed it.

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Tonight, I'm as horny
as a ten-peckered owl...

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so stay tuned
because this is Hard Harry...

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reminding you to eat
your cereal with a fork...

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and do your homework
in the dark.

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Hey! Gimme that.

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Hey, man, let me see that.

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Give it on over here.

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He played Ice-T on this tape.

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Great. Plays Ice-T
and talks about his dick.

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Nah, man.
Ice-T shreds on this.

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I heard it last night.

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Mr. Chavez? Luis Chavez?

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Yes, just for a second.

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All right, so I'll    pick you up
after yearbook?

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OK, Dad.

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And no big dates tonight.

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Be well-rested
for your history exam tomorrow.

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-OK.
-Yo, Paige!

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Any time, anywhere, beautiful.

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Mr. Paige.

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Miss Paige Woodward arriveth.

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So rich, so smart...

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So perfect.

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Cheryl, good to see you.

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Gonna see the principal
this morning, huh?

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Mr. Murdock, can you tell me
what this is about?

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We'll see.

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Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.

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Check this out.

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What is it?

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It's this guy.

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He's got a pirate
radio station on the air.

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His name is
"Happy Harry Hard-on."

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He's a total sex maniac.

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Of course.

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He comes on every night
at 10:00.

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Down to business.

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I got my Wild Cherry
Diet Pepsi...

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and I got my Blackjack gum here.

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And I got that feeling.

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Yeah, that familiar feeling...

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that something rank
is going down out there.

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Yeah, I can smell it.

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I can almost taste it--
the rankness in the air.

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It's everywhere.

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It's running through
that old pipeline out there...

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trickling along
that dumb concrete river...

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and coming up
through the drains...

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of those lovely tract homes
we all live in.

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So who is he?

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He goes to Humphrey.

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I mean, I don't know.

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Everywhere I look,
it seems everything is sold-out.

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They say this is where
the reception is the coolest.

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Then he probably lives
right around here.

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Fuckin' yuppies.

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My dad sold out...

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and my mom sold out years ago
when she had me.

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And then they sold me out...

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when they brought me
to this hole in the world.

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Hey, they made me
everything I am today...

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so, naturally,
I hate the bastards.

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Speaking of which...

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I'm running a contest...

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on the best way to put them
out of their miseries.

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Tonight,
we have number twelve...

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of one hundred things
to do with your body...

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when you're all alone.

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Now, are you ready
for the incredible sound...

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of Hard Harry
coming on his own face?

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Oh, my God.

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It's very possible, you know?

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Are you listening to this?

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Yeah, of course I'm listening.

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Guy's gotta have hair
coming out of his palms.

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This is a champion one.

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Oh. There. Yeah.

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Are you listening?

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-Yeah, I'm going blind.
-He's doing it.

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So unreal.

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Oh, my God.

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This...

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Yes, Hard Harry
will go to any length to keep...

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his three listeners glued
with ooey blooey to the radios.

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But the question is,
how far will you go?

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I mean, how far can you go...

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to amaze and disgust
the insatiable Hard Harry, huh?

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I mean, how serious are you?

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Hi, beautiful.

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You know
what I can't figure out?

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How you manage
to get such great grades...

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and you listen to that radio
all night, you know?

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Tomorrow, don't forget--
Yale interview.

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And I don't want you
to look too sleepy, you know?

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Good night, sweetie.

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Got a lot of letters
here, guys.

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Here. "Dear Hard Harry...

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"my boyfriend
won't talk to me anymore.

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"How do I show him
that I really love him?"

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Look, I don't know anything...

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about these letters
asking for love advice.

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lf I knew anything about love...

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I would be out there
making it...

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instead of sitting in here
talking to you guys.

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No. Just send me stuff
at Box 2710...

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U.S.A. Mail, Paradise Hills,
Arizona, 84012.

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Reply is guaranteed.

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"Dear Harry...

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"I think you're boring
and obnoxious...

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"and have a high opinion
of yourself."

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Of course, some of you
are probably thinking...

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I sent this from myself.

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"I think school is OK
if you just look at it right.

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"I mean, I like your music...

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"but I really
just don't see why...

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"you can't be cheerful
for one second."

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I'll tell you, since you asked.

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I just arrived
in this stupid suburb.

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I have no friends...

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no money...

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no car...

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no license.

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And even if I did
have a license...

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all I could do is drive out
to some stupid mall.

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Maybe if I'm lucky...

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play some fuckin' video games,
smoke a joint, and get stupid.

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You see,
there's nothing to do anymore.

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Everything decent's been done.

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All the great themes
have been used up...

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turned into theme parks.

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So I don't really find it
exactly cheerful...

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to be living in the middle of
a totally exhausted decade...

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where's there's nothing
to look forward to...

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and no one to look up to.

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That was deep.

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Oh, no. Not again.

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The creature stirs.

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Oh, God, I think
it's gonna be a gusher.

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This is the sixth time
in an hour.

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Oh, God.

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He sounds like
a chronic masturbator.

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He prides himself on it.

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See? I have to take care of it.

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Or else I'm going to explode.

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Just excuse me while l...

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Oh, my God, this is the biggest.

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Whoa, Nellie! Whoa!

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God! I'm gonna explode!

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Oh, take cover, Arizona!

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Here l--

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Any time now, man.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, God, it's the best.

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Oh, God, yeah.

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Free at last.

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I'm beat. I'm whipped.
Quittin' time.

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Gotta recuperate.

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There he goes.

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Sometimes he's on
for five minutes...

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sometimes he's on
for five hours.

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That's my man.

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God, I feel
so out of touch here.

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Honey, we didn't move out here
to stay in touch.

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Then why did we move out here?

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Because
it's a nice place to live.

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I'm making good money...

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and I'm the youngest
school commissioner...

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in the history of Arizona.

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Brian, you know what?

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The man I married loved
his work, not power and money.

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That's all right.
I still love my work.

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And I love power and money.

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When you were
young radical Brian...

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you were always fighting
against the system...

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and now you are the system.

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Now I am the system, yeah.

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Is that a beer?

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Sure.

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Have you noticed
his behavior lately?

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What about him?

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He's just so unhappy here.

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I'll go talk to him.

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What's up?

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I was just looking
for some stamps.

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Oh, fine. I got some right here.

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Going to send a letter to
one of your friends back east?

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No. I thought I might send away
for an inflatable date.

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You know, one of these days...

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you're gonna outsmart yourself,
young man.

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I love it when you
call me "young man."

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You know, when I was your age...

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I was on all the teams
and a bunch of clubs.

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Look, all I'm saying is...

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that school must have some
really terrific programs.

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It's very highly rated.

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Just save it for the masses, OK?

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Mark, they've got twelve hundred
students at that school.

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Certainly,
some of them got to be cool.

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Look, the deal is,
I get decent grades...

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you guys leave me alone, right?

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OK, who is this guy?

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I don't know.

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Nobody knows who he is, but he
really hates this school...

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so I guess he goes here.

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Yeah, but all the guys
that go here are geeks.

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Maybe not, my dear.

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Later.

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Later.

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"And so then
the Logicars questioned...

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"the few remaining Despars
more and more.

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"They began to fade away...

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"until there was nothing
left of them...

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"and they disappeared
from the face of the Earth."

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Pretty good, huh?

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Leading with your heart,
not your mind.

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Mark, I wondered
if you'd tell us...

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what you were thinking
about when you wrote this.

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I just wrote it late last night.

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That's obvious.
It's practically illegible.

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I was hoping that you'd share
your feelings about it.

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Saved by the bell.

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Don't think if I didn't
read your composition...

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it won't be read.

246
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They're looking for new writers
at the Clarion.

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Don't be embarrassed
of your talent.

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-Hey, Paige.
-Hiya, Paige.

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Hey, I finally got my new Miata.

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You should hear the cd player.

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It's unbelievable.

252
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Tennis team's throwing
a party tonight.

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Later, Paige.

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See you there.

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See ya.

256
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Hey, that's my box.
How's about asking, huh?

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Good morning, Mr. Murdock.

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Good morning, sir.

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I'm not stupid, you know.

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School is judged
on one category only.

261
00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,862
Academic schools.

262
00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,324
The lesson
of modern education is...

263
00:15:41,657 --> 00:15:45,119
nothing good comes easily--
no pain, no gain.

264
00:15:45,285 --> 00:15:45,953
Excuse me, everyone.

265
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,954
Miss Creswood,
you want to listen to this?

266
00:15:48,455 --> 00:15:50,957
It's the third tape this week.

267
00:15:50,957 --> 00:15:52,292
I can't believe it.

268
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:54,460
Oh, Nellie!

269
00:15:54,544 --> 00:15:56,462
Oh, yeah, I'm gonna explode.

270
00:15:56,587 --> 00:15:58,339
Oh, take cover, Arizona!

271
00:15:59,089 --> 00:16:00,507
Here I come!

272
00:16:00,591 --> 00:16:02,551
Jan, this is no laughing matter.

273
00:16:04,511 --> 00:16:06,512
Enjoy.

274
00:16:08,347 --> 00:16:10,516
You're in my writing class,
right?

275
00:16:11,183 --> 00:16:12,267
Right.

276
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:16,605
Yeah, I like Emerson.
She's pretty funky.

277
00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:19,524
Now you're in trouble.

278
00:16:25,612 --> 00:16:27,364
You owe twenty-five cents.

279
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,994
"How to Talk Dirty
and lnfluence People"...

280
00:16:33,119 --> 00:16:35,246
by Lenny Bruce.

281
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,374
Who's he?

282
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,585
Any good?

283
00:16:42,002 --> 00:16:43,586
He's all right.

284
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,797
Talk a lot?

285
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,675
Not too much, no.

286
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:03,896
Cute, but no way.

287
00:17:04,813 --> 00:17:05,898
Guess who?

288
00:17:06,106 --> 00:17:08,483
It's 10:00. Do you care
where your parents are?

289
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:11,694
Because after all,
it is a jungle out there.

290
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,497
I don't know.

291
00:17:24,622 --> 00:17:25,123
I mean, everywhere I look...

292
00:17:25,206 --> 00:17:27,667
it seems like someone's getting
butt-surfed by the system.

293
00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:31,211
My parents are always
talking about the system...

294
00:17:31,295 --> 00:17:33,630
and the Sixties
and how cool it was.

295
00:17:34,006 --> 00:17:36,508
Well, look at where
the Sixties got them, huh?

296
00:17:36,633 --> 00:17:37,801
Come on, people, now

297
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,218
Smile on your brother

298
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,304
Everybody get together

299
00:17:41,387 --> 00:17:43,806
Try to love one another
right now

300
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,307
Tune in, turn it up!

301
00:17:45,349 --> 00:17:47,017
Now that was the Sixties.

302
00:17:48,393 --> 00:17:49,811
This is a song
for the Nineties...

303
00:17:49,811 --> 00:17:51,229
from my buddies The Descendants!

304
00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:54,607
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
may I take your order, please?

305
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:55,608
Yeah. I want...

306
00:17:59,903 --> 00:18:01,696
Want whale sperm with that?

307
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,491
Why don't we listen
to that one again, huh?

308
00:18:05,491 --> 00:18:07,827
Welcome to Der Wienerschnitzel.
May I take your order, please?

309
00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:08,828
Yeah. I want...

310
00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,207
You want whale sperm with that?

311
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,836
I hate the Sixties,
I hate school...

312
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,630
I hate principals.

313
00:18:20,713 --> 00:18:22,381
I hate vice principals...

314
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:26,009
but my true, pure,
refined hatred...

315
00:18:26,135 --> 00:18:27,844
is reserved
for guidance counselors.

316
00:18:29,221 --> 00:18:32,223
Happy Harry just happens
to have in his very hands...

317
00:18:32,223 --> 00:18:34,976
a copy of a memo written
by one Mr. David Deaver...

318
00:18:35,142 --> 00:18:37,603
guidance counselor
extraordinaire...

319
00:18:37,728 --> 00:18:40,522
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.

320
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:43,817
"I find Cheryl unremorseful...

321
00:18:43,900 --> 00:18:45,610
"about her unfortunate
condition."

322
00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:48,821
Bastard can't even say
she's knocked up.

323
00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:51,824
What channel?

324
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,244
"And she's unwilling
to minimize its effect...

325
00:18:56,328 --> 00:18:58,913
"on the morale
of the student population."

326
00:18:59,122 --> 00:19:00,248
Guidance counselors.

327
00:19:00,289 --> 00:19:02,541
lf they knew anything
about career moves...

328
00:19:02,583 --> 00:19:04,710
would they have ended up
as guidance counselors?

329
00:19:05,544 --> 00:19:07,296
What do you say
we call Deaver up, huh?

330
00:19:07,421 --> 00:19:09,631
Hard Harry
just happens to have...

331
00:19:10,423 --> 00:19:12,300
the home phone numbers
of every employee...

332
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:15,428
of the Paradise Hills
school commission.

333
00:19:17,304 --> 00:19:18,347
Here we go.

334
00:19:18,347 --> 00:19:20,849
There you are, Mr. Deavski.

335
00:19:25,270 --> 00:19:26,562
Deaver residence.

336
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:27,396
David Deaver speaking.

337
00:19:27,522 --> 00:19:29,648
Hey, this is WKPS.
You're live.

338
00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:31,317
We're doing a piece
on high schools.

339
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,110
We understand that you're
a guidance counselor.

340
00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,112
I'm head of guidance...

341
00:19:35,195 --> 00:19:38,615
here at Hubert Humphrey High
in Paradise Hills, Arizona.

342
00:19:38,740 --> 00:19:40,867
l've been here seven years.

343
00:19:41,576 --> 00:19:43,410
Could you tell us a bit
about what you do?

344
00:19:43,702 --> 00:19:48,874
I run a comprehensive
American values program.

345
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:53,294
ln which we discuss...

346
00:19:53,419 --> 00:19:54,837
ethical situations...

347
00:19:54,879 --> 00:19:57,715
sex education,
drug awareness...

348
00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:01,051
What do you say to young people
who look around at the world...

349
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,887
and see that it's become,
you know, like, a...

350
00:20:04,054 --> 00:20:06,306
a sleazy country, you know?

351
00:20:06,514 --> 00:20:07,890
A place you just can't trust.

352
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:09,725
Like your school, for example.

353
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,311
How come it wins
all of these awards...

354
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:14,104
and yet students
are dropping out like flies?

355
00:20:14,229 --> 00:20:15,439
Why is that?

356
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:19,192
Now, my listeners are curious
about your participation...

357
00:20:19,192 --> 00:20:21,277
in the decision
to expel Cheryl Biggs.

358
00:20:22,820 --> 00:20:25,447
l--l...

359
00:20:25,489 --> 00:20:28,742
I'm not aware
of anything like that.

360
00:20:28,825 --> 00:20:30,452
I don't know
what you're talking about.

361
00:20:30,744 --> 00:20:32,328
Well, that's not true, sir.

362
00:20:32,745 --> 00:20:34,497
"Cheryl refuses to
accept suggestions...

363
00:20:34,622 --> 00:20:36,624
"of a more positive
mental attitude...

364
00:20:36,749 --> 00:20:37,917
"towards her health
and her future.

365
00:20:38,042 --> 00:20:40,752
"I find no alternative
but to suggest suspension."

366
00:20:41,044 --> 00:20:43,755
Who is this?
How did you get this number?

367
00:20:44,047 --> 00:20:45,131
Do you admit it, sir?

368
00:20:45,215 --> 00:20:47,133
Admit what?

369
00:20:48,551 --> 00:20:50,052
That you're slime.

370
00:20:50,136 --> 00:20:51,220
Now, wait just a minute.

371
00:20:51,303 --> 00:20:54,222
You interview a student,
and then you rat on her.

372
00:20:54,306 --> 00:20:55,432
You betrayed her trust.

373
00:20:55,515 --> 00:20:57,809
lsn't that right, sir?

374
00:21:00,603 --> 00:21:04,440
Well, as you can see,
these guys are played out.

375
00:21:04,732 --> 00:21:06,817
Society is mutating
so rapidly...

376
00:21:06,900 --> 00:21:10,779
that anyone over the age
of twenty really has no idea.

377
00:21:11,654 --> 00:21:13,614
All right.
Back down to business.

378
00:21:13,948 --> 00:21:16,033
"I share a room
with my older brother.

379
00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,827
"Nearly every night
after he turns off his light...

380
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,162
"he comes over to my bed...

381
00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:22,831
"and gives me
a few arm noogies and stuff.

382
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:24,332
"And then he makes me
scratch his back...

383
00:21:24,332 --> 00:21:26,834
"and other refinements."

384
00:21:26,918 --> 00:21:30,504
Well, it's about time we had
some refinements on this show.

385
00:21:30,504 --> 00:21:33,131
"Then sooner or later,
he gets worked up...

386
00:21:33,131 --> 00:21:35,717
"and without further ado...

387
00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:38,928
"he rubs his thing
and makes me watch."

388
00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:41,931
Signed yourself "Screwed Up."

389
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,142
Well, first of all,
you're not screwed up.

390
00:21:45,225 --> 00:21:48,854
You're an unscrewed-up reaction
to a screwed-up situation.

391
00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:51,231
Feeling screwed up
in a screwed-up place...

392
00:21:51,356 --> 00:21:55,234
in a screwed-up time does not
mean that you are screwed up.

393
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,236
lf you catch my drift.

394
00:21:59,863 --> 00:22:02,324
Now, as you know,
dear listeners...

395
00:22:02,449 --> 00:22:07,078
if you enclose your number...

396
00:22:07,161 --> 00:22:08,913
a reply is guaranteed.

397
00:22:09,914 --> 00:22:12,082
This is Happy Harry Hard-on.
You're live.

398
00:22:12,124 --> 00:22:13,333
Is this Miss Screwed Up?

399
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:16,127
I have a couple of questions.

400
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:18,546
How big is this thing
you described?

401
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,756
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

402
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:24,927
You don't remember
or you don't want to tell me?

403
00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,639
Or maybe you made
this whole thing up, huh?

404
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:30,640
Remember, my dear...

405
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,600
I can smell a lie
like a fart in a car.

406
00:22:38,856 --> 00:22:41,149
it's too bad
about that one, actually.

407
00:22:41,817 --> 00:22:43,652
You see, to me...

408
00:22:43,777 --> 00:22:45,528
the real truth
is always a bigger turn-on...

409
00:22:45,653 --> 00:22:47,447
and it doesn't have
to be a big deal.

410
00:22:47,572 --> 00:22:48,322
lt could be anything.

411
00:22:48,489 --> 00:22:51,450
Malcolm, have you finished
your homework yet?

412
00:22:53,785 --> 00:22:55,787
Your father and l
are downstairs watching TV.

413
00:22:55,954 --> 00:22:57,956
Why don't you come down
and join us for once?

414
00:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,335
All right, Malcolm.
Have it your way.

415
00:23:03,794 --> 00:23:04,878
Thanks.

416
00:23:07,964 --> 00:23:09,174
So, I don't know.

417
00:23:09,257 --> 00:23:12,343
Send me your most pathetic
moment, your most anything.

418
00:23:12,468 --> 00:23:13,845
As long as its real.

419
00:23:13,970 --> 00:23:18,349
I want the size, the shape,
the feel, the smell.

420
00:23:18,515 --> 00:23:21,101
I mean I want blood, sweat,
and tears on these letters.

421
00:23:21,184 --> 00:23:26,189
I want brains and ectocasm
and come spilled all over 'em !

422
00:23:26,230 --> 00:23:27,565
Hallelujah!

423
00:23:30,859 --> 00:23:33,195
And now,
all my horny listeners...

424
00:23:33,278 --> 00:23:35,655
get one hand free, because...

425
00:23:37,198 --> 00:23:39,450
Yes, the "eat me,
beat me" lady is back.

426
00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,536
"Come in.

427
00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:45,956
"Every night, you enter me
like a criminal.

428
00:23:46,081 --> 00:23:47,249
"You break into my brain...

429
00:23:47,374 --> 00:23:50,085
"but you're
no ordinary criminal.

430
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,337
"You put your feet up
and you pop a Pepsi...

431
00:23:53,504 --> 00:23:56,590
"you start to party,
you turn up my stereo...

432
00:23:56,632 --> 00:23:59,218
"songs l've never heard,
but I move anyway.

433
00:23:59,259 --> 00:24:01,678
"You get me crazy. I say do it.

434
00:24:01,803 --> 00:24:03,638
"I don't care what. Just do it.

435
00:24:03,763 --> 00:24:06,766
"Jam me, jack me,
push me, pull me, talk hard."

436
00:24:14,106 --> 00:24:15,357
I like that.

437
00:24:17,484 --> 00:24:18,568
Talk hard.

438
00:24:21,112 --> 00:24:24,948
I like the idea that a voice
can just go somewhere...

439
00:24:25,115 --> 00:24:27,367
uninvited...

440
00:24:27,492 --> 00:24:28,785
just kind of hang out...

441
00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:32,372
like a dirty thought
in a nice, clean mind.

442
00:24:32,455 --> 00:24:34,207
Maybe a thought
is like a virus, you know?

443
00:24:34,373 --> 00:24:37,334
lt can kill
all the healthy thoughts...

444
00:24:37,501 --> 00:24:38,669
and just take over.

445
00:24:38,794 --> 00:24:41,296
That would be serious.

446
00:24:41,338 --> 00:24:43,465
That would be totally serious.

447
00:24:43,590 --> 00:24:45,800
Yeah. I know that
all of my horny listeners...

448
00:24:45,883 --> 00:24:47,969
would love it if I would call up
the "eat me, beat me" lady...

449
00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:49,178
but no!

450
00:24:50,304 --> 00:24:51,972
Because she never
encloses her number.

451
00:24:52,139 --> 00:24:54,516
Tough luck, creepoid.

452
00:24:54,683 --> 00:24:57,143
Always the same red paper...

453
00:24:57,143 --> 00:25:00,146
the same beautiful
black writing.

454
00:25:04,692 --> 00:25:06,985
Now, she's probably
a lot like me--

455
00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:08,487
a legend in her own mind.

456
00:25:12,073 --> 00:25:14,075
But you know what?

457
00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:18,412
I bet in real life,
she's probably not that wild.

458
00:25:19,455 --> 00:25:20,998
I bet she's kind of shy...

459
00:25:20,998 --> 00:25:24,375
like so many of us,
briskly walking the halls...

460
00:25:25,877 --> 00:25:28,462
pretending to be late
for some class...

461
00:25:28,546 --> 00:25:30,256
pretending to be distracted.

462
00:25:31,173 --> 00:25:35,469
Hey, poetry lady,
are you really this cool?

463
00:25:35,677 --> 00:25:37,387
Are you out there?

464
00:25:37,554 --> 00:25:38,179
Are you listening?

465
00:25:38,388 --> 00:25:40,390
I'm always out here.

466
00:25:40,681 --> 00:25:44,685
I feel like I know you,
and yet we'll never meet.

467
00:25:47,145 --> 00:25:48,563
So be it.

468
00:25:48,772 --> 00:25:51,608
Here's a song from my close
personal buddies back east--

469
00:25:51,608 --> 00:25:53,776
The Beastie Boys.

470
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,695
This is a song
that was so controversial...

471
00:25:55,695 --> 00:25:57,780
they couldn't put it
on their first album.

472
00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:59,448
Add a little night light.

473
00:26:01,491 --> 00:26:02,784
Well

474
00:26:02,993 --> 00:26:05,078
Chillin' at the corner
this one time

475
00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:07,580
Cool at the party,
you're runnin' a line

476
00:26:07,663 --> 00:26:09,999
Smokin' my crack,
sayin' my rhyme

477
00:26:10,082 --> 00:26:12,251
Countin' my pack
just to pass the time

478
00:26:12,543 --> 00:26:14,711
Many young girls do some base

479
00:26:14,795 --> 00:26:17,380
Her boyfriend Pete,
he was on my case

480
00:26:17,464 --> 00:26:18,506
Took him to the place

481
00:26:18,590 --> 00:26:20,133
Threw the mattress in his face

482
00:26:20,550 --> 00:26:22,885
Got homeboy in his fuckin' face

483
00:26:26,180 --> 00:26:29,099
I just love
being the rap king of Arizona.

484
00:26:30,266 --> 00:26:31,684
I don't know.

485
00:26:31,684 --> 00:26:33,770
Drugs are out. Sex is out.

486
00:26:33,770 --> 00:26:36,522
Politics are out.
Everything is on hold.

487
00:26:36,814 --> 00:26:39,608
We definitely
need something new.

488
00:26:40,192 --> 00:26:41,777
I just keep waiting
for some new voice...

489
00:26:42,027 --> 00:26:45,071
to come out of somewhere
and just say, "Hey!"

490
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,115
"Wait a second. What is
wrong with this picture?

491
00:26:48,199 --> 00:26:50,784
"Just take a look around."

492
00:26:52,036 --> 00:26:54,705
Maybe this is the answer
to everything.

493
00:26:56,039 --> 00:26:57,707
Wouldn't that be nice, huh?

494
00:27:00,835 --> 00:27:02,086
"Dear Hard Harry...

495
00:27:02,169 --> 00:27:04,380
"do you think
I should kill myself?"

496
00:27:05,464 --> 00:27:06,590
Great.

497
00:27:08,758 --> 00:27:11,594
Signed "I'm Serious."

498
00:27:11,886 --> 00:27:15,431
And, of course,
there is a number here.

499
00:27:15,723 --> 00:27:17,433
Now, look...

500
00:27:26,482 --> 00:27:28,025
Hello. Serious?

501
00:27:29,777 --> 00:27:31,278
Are you OK?

502
00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:36,283
I guess what I'm asking is,
how serious are you?

503
00:27:36,783 --> 00:27:38,868
Or how you gonna do it?

504
00:27:39,494 --> 00:27:41,913
I'm gonna blow
my fuckin' head off.

505
00:27:42,997 --> 00:27:45,040
Well, do you have a gun?

506
00:27:45,207 --> 00:27:47,709
No, I'm gonna use my finger,
genius.

507
00:27:49,461 --> 00:27:54,215
All right, so, where's this
gonna take place, huh?

508
00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,508
Right here.

509
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,596
Where is this alleged gun?

510
00:28:00,721 --> 00:28:02,639
Do you have it with you?

511
00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:06,434
Did you at least write a note?

512
00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:09,729
You have a reason, don't you?

513
00:28:10,312 --> 00:28:11,814
You're not gonna be
one of those people...

514
00:28:11,897 --> 00:28:14,066
who kills themselves,
and nobody has any idea...

515
00:28:14,191 --> 00:28:15,525
why they did it, huh?

516
00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:18,444
That's why we need a note, pal.

517
00:28:18,945 --> 00:28:20,738
I'm all alone.

518
00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:26,034
Hey, look, maybe it's OK
to be alone sometimes.

519
00:28:26,243 --> 00:28:28,537
I mean, I...

520
00:28:28,578 --> 00:28:30,038
Everybody's alone.

521
00:28:30,121 --> 00:28:31,706
You're not.

522
00:28:32,874 --> 00:28:35,126
I didn't talk
to one person today...

523
00:28:35,334 --> 00:28:37,586
not counting teachers.

524
00:28:39,546 --> 00:28:43,049
I sit alone every day, you know?

525
00:28:43,133 --> 00:28:46,052
Sit in the stairwell,
eating my lunch, reading a book.

526
00:28:46,302 --> 00:28:48,054
What about you?

527
00:28:56,102 --> 00:28:57,437
I hate that.

528
00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:00,273
Now I'm depressed.

529
00:29:01,232 --> 00:29:02,441
Now I feel
like killing myself...

530
00:29:02,525 --> 00:29:05,444
but luckily,
I'm too depressed to bother.

531
00:29:09,114 --> 00:29:13,076
Great. He's got the phone
off the hook now.

532
00:29:13,242 --> 00:29:17,246
Rejected again.
That's OK, I'm used to it.

533
00:29:17,580 --> 00:29:18,789
Terminal loneliness.

534
00:29:23,126 --> 00:29:25,503
People always think
they know who a person is...

535
00:29:25,628 --> 00:29:26,796
but they're always wrong.

536
00:29:27,338 --> 00:29:29,298
Eats lunch on stairs.

537
00:29:29,757 --> 00:29:32,759
Parents have no idea.

538
00:29:32,926 --> 00:29:35,220
Mine had me tested
because I sit...

539
00:29:35,303 --> 00:29:39,932
alone in my room all day,
naked, wearing only a cock ring.

540
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,647
lt really bugs me.

541
00:29:46,772 --> 00:29:49,816
Everyone thinks they know
how a person should be.

542
00:29:51,067 --> 00:29:53,236
Who cares how I should be,
you know?

543
00:29:53,653 --> 00:29:56,822
ln real life, I could be
that anonymous nerd...

544
00:29:56,947 --> 00:29:59,158
sitting across from you
in chem lab...

545
00:30:00,534 --> 00:30:02,744
staring at you so hard, and...

546
00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:10,334
Then when you turn around,
he tries to smile...

547
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:15,046
but the smile
just comes out all wrong.

548
00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:17,090
You just think, "How pathetic."

549
00:30:20,176 --> 00:30:21,844
Then he just looks away.

550
00:30:25,264 --> 00:30:27,557
He never looks
back at you again.

551
00:30:31,269 --> 00:30:33,187
Ah, hey.

552
00:30:33,229 --> 00:30:35,940
Who cares? That's my motto.

553
00:30:38,817 --> 00:30:41,528
Well, sleep tight, Cheryl.

554
00:30:41,737 --> 00:30:43,947
Sleep tight, Miss Refinements.

555
00:30:45,323 --> 00:30:47,366
Sleep tight, poetry lady.

556
00:30:51,453 --> 00:30:53,330
Sleep tight, Mr. Serious.

557
00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:59,043
Maybe you'll
feel better tomorrow.

558
00:31:05,049 --> 00:31:08,510
Hey, what's a cock ring?
lt sounds cool.

559
00:31:08,635 --> 00:31:09,636
How should I know?

560
00:31:09,719 --> 00:31:12,472
Maybe it's a ring
with a cock on it.

561
00:31:12,639 --> 00:31:14,348
But he said he was wearing it.

562
00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:48,378
How much you want for it?

563
00:31:48,545 --> 00:31:49,671
Five bucks each.

564
00:32:28,830 --> 00:32:30,874
Like your school, for example.

565
00:32:31,249 --> 00:32:32,750
How come it wins
all of these awards...

566
00:32:32,834 --> 00:32:34,544
and yet students
are dropping out like flies?

567
00:32:34,669 --> 00:32:36,087
Why is that, Mr. Deaver?

568
00:32:36,378 --> 00:32:38,839
My listeners are wondering
about your participation...

569
00:32:38,964 --> 00:32:40,090
What is this?

570
00:32:40,132 --> 00:32:41,091
I don't know, sir.

571
00:32:41,174 --> 00:32:42,801
Is that your tape?
Whose tape is this?

572
00:32:43,093 --> 00:32:43,677
I don't know, sir.

573
00:32:43,677 --> 00:32:44,844
I looked around, and someone
had slipped that on.

574
00:32:45,386 --> 00:32:47,263
You know, people,
this dancing is a privilege...

575
00:32:47,388 --> 00:32:49,390
and it'll be taken away
if it's abused.

576
00:32:49,473 --> 00:32:50,975
You understand that?

577
00:33:11,826 --> 00:33:14,245
What? What are you lookin' at?

578
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:36,223
You got a stick of gum?

579
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,476
"Blackjack."

580
00:33:44,563 --> 00:33:48,108
You really as horny
as a ten-peckered owl?

581
00:33:54,489 --> 00:33:56,740
Hi. My name's Nora.

582
00:33:56,907 --> 00:33:57,908
What's yours?

583
00:33:58,575 --> 00:33:59,493
Mark.

584
00:34:01,411 --> 00:34:03,997
Well, hi, Mark.

585
00:34:05,707 --> 00:34:07,583
Listen, I was gonna
cut fourth period.

586
00:34:07,708 --> 00:34:10,211
You want to join me for a smoke
in the art supply room?

587
00:34:10,419 --> 00:34:13,088
No, I can't. I gotta go. Sorry.

588
00:34:14,047 --> 00:34:15,423
Sorry.

589
00:34:20,094 --> 00:34:22,179
Boy, these damn tapes keep
popping up all over the place.

590
00:34:22,263 --> 00:34:23,681
They were playing this
out in the alcove.

591
00:34:24,473 --> 00:34:25,724
Who is this guy, anyway?

592
00:34:25,724 --> 00:34:27,184
Every day there's more graffiti.

593
00:34:27,476 --> 00:34:29,728
I don't know, but he's sure
turning the school upside-down.

594
00:34:31,104 --> 00:34:33,189
Has anyone seen Luis Chavez?

595
00:34:33,272 --> 00:34:34,273
He wasn't in my class today.

596
00:34:34,774 --> 00:34:35,691
Mine, either.

597
00:34:35,775 --> 00:34:36,484
Listen to this.

598
00:34:36,776 --> 00:34:40,404
...a memo, written
by one Mr. David Deaver...

599
00:34:40,570 --> 00:34:42,614
guidance counselor
extraordinaire...

600
00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:45,283
to one Miss Loretta Creswood,
high school principal.

601
00:34:45,783 --> 00:34:46,743
"I find Cheryl..."

602
00:34:46,868 --> 00:34:48,286
Turn that off.

603
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,789
I have an announcement to make.

604
00:35:00,713 --> 00:35:04,008
I have some
very upsetting news.

605
00:35:08,303 --> 00:35:10,180
Last night...

606
00:35:10,305 --> 00:35:12,265
one of our students...

607
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,892
Malcolm Kaiser...

608
00:35:15,017 --> 00:35:16,394
took his own life.

609
00:35:17,603 --> 00:35:19,855
For those of you who knew him...

610
00:35:19,855 --> 00:35:25,109
there will be a memorial service
at Dempsey Hall on Friday.

611
00:35:25,276 --> 00:35:26,110
I know it hurts.

612
00:35:27,445 --> 00:35:30,114
It's painful to lose someone.

613
00:35:30,823 --> 00:35:31,699
Six, seven, eight

614
00:35:32,032 --> 00:35:33,200
We've got spirit

615
00:35:33,283 --> 00:35:34,409
Yes, we do

616
00:35:34,493 --> 00:35:35,702
We've got spirit

617
00:35:35,869 --> 00:35:37,787
How 'bout you?

618
00:35:48,588 --> 00:35:50,006
We've got spirit

619
00:35:50,131 --> 00:35:51,216
Yes, we do

620
00:35:51,424 --> 00:35:52,717
We've got spirit

621
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,719
How 'bout you?

622
00:36:59,692 --> 00:37:02,903
You're the voice crying out
in the wilderness.

623
00:37:02,903 --> 00:37:04,780
You're the voice
that makes my brain burn...

624
00:37:04,947 --> 00:37:07,199
and my guts go gooey.

625
00:37:07,366 --> 00:37:09,117
Yeah, you gut me.

626
00:37:09,201 --> 00:37:12,620
My insides spill on your altar
and tell the future.

627
00:37:12,912 --> 00:37:16,415
My steaming, gleaming guts
spell out your nature.

628
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:20,627
I know you--
not your name, but your game.

629
00:37:20,711 --> 00:37:22,921
I know the true you.

630
00:37:23,421 --> 00:37:25,506
Come to me,
or I'll come to you.

631
00:37:25,798 --> 00:37:27,216
So, you are him.

632
00:37:29,802 --> 00:37:32,304
Don't worry. I'm not going
to bust you or anything.

633
00:37:33,430 --> 00:37:35,098
Aren't you going to ask
who I am?

634
00:37:35,307 --> 00:37:36,808
No, I don't think so. No.

635
00:37:37,726 --> 00:37:39,936
I'm the "eat me, beat me" lady.

636
00:37:40,478 --> 00:37:42,021
You don't believe me?

637
00:37:44,064 --> 00:37:47,192
I know you--
not your name, but your game.

638
00:37:47,359 --> 00:37:48,485
I know the true you.

639
00:37:49,319 --> 00:37:53,448
Come to me, or I'll come to you.

640
00:37:56,992 --> 00:37:59,995
Hey, relax. I'm not really
like that except when I am.

641
00:38:00,454 --> 00:38:02,330
Look, I really can't
handle this right now, OK?

642
00:38:02,622 --> 00:38:06,042
It's not your fault.
I was listening last night.

643
00:38:06,125 --> 00:38:08,044
I didn't think
he'd go through with it.

644
00:38:16,676 --> 00:38:19,345
We heard about Malcolm Kaiser.

645
00:38:19,512 --> 00:38:20,847
We're just wondering
if you knew him.

646
00:38:23,724 --> 00:38:25,351
No, not really.

647
00:38:27,102 --> 00:38:28,687
I'm going to ask you something.

648
00:38:29,187 --> 00:38:31,106
Your mother and l
have been talking...

649
00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:32,232
and I guess we realized that--

650
00:38:32,357 --> 00:38:34,525
Mark, basically, we thought...

651
00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:37,152
that you might benefit
from seeing a psychiatrist.

652
00:38:37,444 --> 00:38:38,654
Is it that obvious?

653
00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:41,198
No, honey, of course not.
We think you're perfect.

654
00:38:41,365 --> 00:38:44,659
lt just seems that here you're
so sad and lonely all the time.

655
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,036
And we want you to feel
good about yourself.

656
00:38:47,411 --> 00:38:49,205
You have friends
in New York, hon.

657
00:38:49,372 --> 00:38:50,956
Are you trying to meet people
here at all?

658
00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:52,958
lt was never--

659
00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,167
I know this sounds stupid...

660
00:38:54,209 --> 00:38:57,379
but have you ever just walked
up to a girl here and said hi?

661
00:38:57,670 --> 00:38:59,714
Look, the girls here,
they're different.

662
00:38:59,964 --> 00:39:00,965
I can't talk to them.

663
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:02,216
How are they different?

664
00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:04,510
I was talking to
your English teacher today--

665
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:05,844
Come on, Dad, please.

666
00:39:05,928 --> 00:39:08,430
It's creepy enough there
without you snooping around.

667
00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,724
She says that you've got
a great promise as a writer...

668
00:39:12,058 --> 00:39:13,976
but that you're having
trouble concentrating.

669
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:16,645
So, when is Johnny
going to concentrate, huh?

670
00:39:16,812 --> 00:39:19,398
Get happy, get a girlfriend...

671
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,441
and then write
a best seller, huh?

672
00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:23,943
Fine! You don't listen.
You don't talk to me.

673
00:39:24,027 --> 00:39:25,445
You hate everything.

674
00:39:25,653 --> 00:39:27,238
I can't talk to you people.

675
00:39:27,363 --> 00:39:28,781
I'm certainly not going
to a shrink.

676
00:39:28,948 --> 00:39:31,950
Everybody's got problems,
not just you...

677
00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:34,953
but you won't solve them
if you don't communicate!

678
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,038
You've got to talk to somebody!

679
00:39:37,747 --> 00:39:39,123
OK, he's gone.

680
00:39:39,624 --> 00:39:42,543
He's gone back downstairs.

681
00:39:43,836 --> 00:39:46,130
And so, family and friends
of Malcolm Kaiser...

682
00:39:46,255 --> 00:39:47,631
sadly come and go
into the night...

683
00:39:48,048 --> 00:39:49,841
even as phantom DJ Hard Harry...

684
00:39:49,966 --> 00:39:54,387
prepares to broadcast
anonymously from somewhere...

685
00:39:54,387 --> 00:39:56,806
in this formerly peaceful
community.

686
00:39:57,056 --> 00:40:00,225
Shep Sheppard reporting live
from Paradise Hills, Arizona.

687
00:40:00,475 --> 00:40:01,435
Back to you, Bill.

688
00:40:01,518 --> 00:40:03,228
Thank you, Shep, for that--

689
00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:05,230
Yeah, back to you.

690
00:40:29,876 --> 00:40:32,462
lf it be your will

691
00:40:35,172 --> 00:40:37,967
That I speak no more

692
00:40:40,052 --> 00:40:42,721
And my voice be still

693
00:40:45,181 --> 00:40:47,767
As it was before

694
00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:54,189
I will speak no more

695
00:40:54,231 --> 00:40:56,733
I shall abide

696
00:40:56,858 --> 00:40:58,234
Until

697
00:41:00,570 --> 00:41:03,364
I am spoken for

698
00:41:04,782 --> 00:41:07,242
lf it be your will

699
00:41:18,752 --> 00:41:21,755
You see,
I never planned it like this.

700
00:41:23,590 --> 00:41:26,259
My dumb dad got me
this shortwave radio set...

701
00:41:26,426 --> 00:41:29,720
so I could just speak
to my friends back east.

702
00:41:30,387 --> 00:41:32,473
But I couldn't reach anybody...

703
00:41:33,390 --> 00:41:35,809
so I just thought
I was talking to nobody.

704
00:41:36,351 --> 00:41:39,145
But I imagine nobody listening.

705
00:41:39,145 --> 00:41:42,023
Maybe I imagine
that one person out there.

706
00:41:42,857 --> 00:41:45,651
Anyway, one day I woke up...

707
00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:48,028
and I realized I was never
going to be normal...

708
00:41:49,738 --> 00:41:51,030
so I said, "Fuck it."

709
00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:54,575
I said, "So be it..."

710
00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:58,662
and Happy Harry Hard-on
was born.

711
00:41:59,246 --> 00:42:02,290
But I never meant
to hurt anyone.

712
00:42:02,457 --> 00:42:04,250
Honestly...

713
00:42:04,876 --> 00:42:07,545
I never meant to hurt anyone.

714
00:42:08,170 --> 00:42:09,880
I'm sorry, Malcolm.

715
00:42:10,881 --> 00:42:12,424
I never said...

716
00:42:13,133 --> 00:42:14,676
don't do it.

717
00:42:18,471 --> 00:42:19,681
I'm sorry.

718
00:42:22,767 --> 00:42:25,978
Anyway...that's it.

719
00:42:26,436 --> 00:42:27,688
The show's over.

720
00:42:29,898 --> 00:42:31,483
I'm done.

721
00:42:31,691 --> 00:42:33,151
Stick a fork in me.

722
00:42:33,151 --> 00:42:34,986
It's been grand.

723
00:42:35,069 --> 00:42:38,364
This is Hard Harry
saying sayonara.

724
00:42:38,364 --> 00:42:39,948
Over and out.

725
00:42:40,699 --> 00:42:42,450
Come on, you can't do this.

726
00:42:43,076 --> 00:42:44,452
This is a joke, right?

727
00:42:44,911 --> 00:42:48,080
Come on, Harry, baby,
don't stiff.

728
00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:50,749
What am I doing?

729
00:42:54,669 --> 00:42:55,670
Fuck it.

730
00:42:59,173 --> 00:43:03,135
You hear about some kid,
did something stupid--

731
00:43:04,762 --> 00:43:06,054
something desperate.

732
00:43:07,389 --> 00:43:09,349
What possessed him?

733
00:43:09,474 --> 00:43:11,476
How could he do
such a terrible thing?

734
00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:14,478
Well, come here.

735
00:43:14,562 --> 00:43:16,605
It's really quite simple,
actually.

736
00:43:19,608 --> 00:43:22,986
Consider the life
of a teenager, huh?

737
00:43:23,361 --> 00:43:25,989
You have parents and teachers
telling you what to do.

738
00:43:26,155 --> 00:43:29,617
You have movies, magazines,
and TV telling you what to do...

739
00:43:29,909 --> 00:43:32,453
but you know
what you have to do.

740
00:43:33,162 --> 00:43:34,871
Your job, your purpose...

741
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:37,624
is to get accepted,
get a cute girlfriend...

742
00:43:37,665 --> 00:43:40,168
think up something great to do
for the rest of your life.

743
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,754
What if you're confused
and can't imagine a career?

744
00:43:44,797 --> 00:43:47,591
What if you're funny-looking
and can't get a girlfriend?

745
00:43:47,883 --> 00:43:50,385
You see,
no one wants to hear it.

746
00:43:52,387 --> 00:43:54,305
But the terrible secret...

747
00:43:56,765 --> 00:44:00,310
is that being young...

748
00:44:00,602 --> 00:44:04,481
is sometimes less fun
than being dead.

749
00:44:05,106 --> 00:44:07,066
This is great.
He's making it worse.

750
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:11,403
Suicide is wrong, but the
interesting thing about it...

751
00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:13,780
is how uncomplicated it seems.

752
00:44:14,698 --> 00:44:16,157
You know?

753
00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:18,785
There you are,
you got all these problems...

754
00:44:18,910 --> 00:44:23,747
swarming around in your brain,
and here is one simple--

755
00:44:23,914 --> 00:44:26,416
one incredibly simple solution.

756
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,461
I'm just surprised it doesn't
happen every day around here.

757
00:44:29,628 --> 00:44:32,297
Now, they're going to say I said
offing yourself was simple...

758
00:44:32,463 --> 00:44:35,299
but no, no, no, it's not simple.

759
00:44:35,508 --> 00:44:38,177
Like everything else,
you have to read the fine print.

760
00:44:38,469 --> 00:44:42,597
For instance, assuming that
there is a Heaven...

761
00:44:42,806 --> 00:44:44,307
who would ever want to go there?

762
00:44:44,474 --> 00:44:46,184
You know?
I mean, think about it.

763
00:44:46,601 --> 00:44:49,311
It's cool. You're sitting there
up on this cloud.

764
00:44:49,437 --> 00:44:50,688
It's nice, you know, it's quiet.

765
00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,648
There's no teachers...

766
00:44:52,689 --> 00:44:54,691
there's no parents,
but guess what?

767
00:44:55,108 --> 00:44:56,943
There's nothing to do.

768
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,695
It's fucking boring.

769
00:44:59,028 --> 00:45:01,489
Another thing to remember
about suicide...

770
00:45:01,697 --> 00:45:03,407
is that it is not
a pretty picture.

771
00:45:03,616 --> 00:45:05,492
First of all,
you shit your shorts.

772
00:45:05,659 --> 00:45:06,618
You know?

773
00:45:06,827 --> 00:45:08,412
So, there you are, dead.

774
00:45:08,703 --> 00:45:10,997
People are weeping
over you, crying.

775
00:45:11,122 --> 00:45:14,625
Girls you never spoke to
are saying, "Why? Why? Why?"

776
00:45:15,084 --> 00:45:16,836
And you have a load
in your shorts.

777
00:45:16,961 --> 00:45:19,505
That's the way I see it.
Sue me.

778
00:45:19,630 --> 00:45:22,340
Now, they're saying I shouldn't
think stuff like this.

779
00:45:22,507 --> 00:45:25,385
They're saying that something
is wrong with me...

780
00:45:25,510 --> 00:45:28,095
that I should be ashamed.

781
00:45:28,179 --> 00:45:29,972
Well...

782
00:45:30,139 --> 00:45:32,016
I'm sick of being ashamed.

783
00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,350
I mean, aren't you?

784
00:45:33,392 --> 00:45:34,935
Sick to death.

785
00:45:35,018 --> 00:45:38,146
I don't mind being
dejected and rejected...

786
00:45:38,396 --> 00:45:40,314
but I'm not going
to be ashamed about it.

787
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,440
Hallelujah.

788
00:45:41,524 --> 00:45:42,775
At least pain is real.

789
00:45:42,942 --> 00:45:45,027
You look around,
and you see nothing is real...

790
00:45:45,194 --> 00:45:47,195
but at least pain is real.

791
00:45:47,404 --> 00:45:49,322
Even this show isn't real.

792
00:45:49,406 --> 00:45:51,407
This isn't me.
I'm using a voice disguiser.

793
00:45:51,616 --> 00:45:54,410
I'm a phony fuck
just like my dad.

794
00:45:54,619 --> 00:45:56,120
Just like anybody.

795
00:45:56,203 --> 00:46:00,249
The real me is just as worried
as the rest of you.

796
00:46:00,499 --> 00:46:02,626
They say I'm disturbed.

797
00:46:02,751 --> 00:46:04,794
Of course I'm disturbed!

798
00:46:04,961 --> 00:46:08,130
We're all disturbed,
and if we're not, why not?

799
00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:10,674
Doesn't this blend of
blindness and blandness...

800
00:46:10,758 --> 00:46:12,801
want to make you
do something crazy?

801
00:46:12,926 --> 00:46:14,678
Then why not do something crazy?

802
00:46:14,761 --> 00:46:16,429
lt makes a hell
of a lot more sense...

803
00:46:16,513 --> 00:46:18,431
than blowing
your fucking brains out!

804
00:46:18,515 --> 00:46:20,224
Go nuts! Go crazy!

805
00:46:20,308 --> 00:46:21,726
Get creative!

806
00:46:21,976 --> 00:46:23,769
You got problems?
You just chuck 'em.

807
00:46:23,811 --> 00:46:26,230
Nuke 'em !
They think you're moody?

808
00:46:26,355 --> 00:46:27,814
Make them think you're crazy.

809
00:46:28,106 --> 00:46:32,026
Make them think you might snap!
They think you've got attitude?

810
00:46:32,026 --> 00:46:33,528
You show them
some real attitude.

811
00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:35,321
I mean, go nuts!

812
00:46:35,446 --> 00:46:36,822
Get crazy!

813
00:46:36,947 --> 00:46:40,617
No more Mr. Nice Guy!

814
00:46:43,119 --> 00:46:44,329
Oh, God!

815
00:46:49,041 --> 00:46:50,334
God! Yeah!

816
00:47:08,809 --> 00:47:11,352
Happy Harry Hard-on!

817
00:48:05,567 --> 00:48:06,609
Time out.

818
00:48:21,122 --> 00:48:22,665
This is good.

819
00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:26,335
This is very, very interesting.

820
00:48:31,673 --> 00:48:34,133
Hi, it's me.
You're on the air.

821
00:48:34,258 --> 00:48:37,052
Are you willing
to tell my listeners...

822
00:48:37,136 --> 00:48:38,637
what you told me here
in this letter?

823
00:48:38,762 --> 00:48:40,639
I think they're ready
to handle it.

824
00:48:40,639 --> 00:48:42,432
I'm not ashamed.

825
00:48:42,641 --> 00:48:44,350
So, tell us what happened.

826
00:48:44,434 --> 00:48:47,436
This guy I knew, he invited me
up to the ridge...

827
00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:51,273
and, well,
I wasn't really sure why...

828
00:48:51,357 --> 00:48:53,650
but I was really happy,
because he's pretty cool.

829
00:48:53,859 --> 00:48:56,528
He's an athlete and everything.

830
00:48:56,695 --> 00:48:59,656
First of all, when was this,
and how old are you?

831
00:48:59,989 --> 00:49:01,115
Just before school.

832
00:49:01,324 --> 00:49:02,950
I'm sixteen.

833
00:49:03,159 --> 00:49:04,034
Go ahead.

834
00:49:08,705 --> 00:49:12,542
So, we get up there,
we take off our shirts...

835
00:49:12,959 --> 00:49:14,710
and we start fooling around.

836
00:49:15,711 --> 00:49:19,756
And then, I sort of told him
how much I liked him.

837
00:49:24,052 --> 00:49:25,970
He just smiled
and said he knew it.

838
00:49:26,137 --> 00:49:27,597
Then he says...

839
00:49:27,763 --> 00:49:31,267
"Why don't we take our pants off
and get a tan?"

840
00:49:31,350 --> 00:49:32,893
So I did it.

841
00:49:35,770 --> 00:49:36,896
But he stalled.

842
00:49:37,439 --> 00:49:38,731
Go ahead.

843
00:49:40,566 --> 00:49:42,026
And then two of his friends
showed up...

844
00:49:42,109 --> 00:49:45,112
and they were drinking beer
and laughing.

845
00:49:46,572 --> 00:49:50,075
And they took my clothes
and threw them up in the trees.

846
00:49:55,454 --> 00:49:56,956
I didn't know what to do.

847
00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:59,750
I started to cry, but...

848
00:49:59,875 --> 00:50:02,752
they just laughed at me,
so I stopped.

849
00:50:05,088 --> 00:50:07,256
Then they started
calling me things...

850
00:50:07,423 --> 00:50:09,759
but I don't even care
about that.

851
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:12,261
I know I'm into guys, but...

852
00:50:14,554 --> 00:50:15,972
this was different.

853
00:50:16,765 --> 00:50:18,975
So, what did you do?

854
00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:20,351
Everything.

855
00:50:20,435 --> 00:50:22,603
Everything they told me.

856
00:50:22,728 --> 00:50:24,897
I'm calling the police.

857
00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,773
Fraud, pornography--

858
00:50:26,857 --> 00:50:29,442
he is just using
those poor kids.

859
00:50:30,318 --> 00:50:32,445
That's the thirteenth call
tonight.

860
00:50:32,695 --> 00:50:34,989
Sounds like kids
bullshitting to me.

861
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:36,574
I don't know.

862
00:50:36,657 --> 00:50:38,492
Things like that happen
when you're a kid.

863
00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:39,993
You swallow it, Donny?

864
00:50:40,577 --> 00:50:42,996
I think you're forgetting what
it's like when you're young.

865
00:50:43,038 --> 00:50:44,372
Come on, Shep.

866
00:50:44,581 --> 00:50:46,874
He got some kid to call in with
some story they've concocted.

867
00:50:46,999 --> 00:50:48,042
lt isn't real.

868
00:50:48,376 --> 00:50:51,503
Who cares if it's real
if the people are riveted?

869
00:50:51,587 --> 00:50:52,754
Let's go.

870
00:50:53,046 --> 00:50:56,758
No. People are rebroadcasting
this thing over state lines.

871
00:50:56,883 --> 00:50:59,052
I think it's time
to bring in the feds.

872
00:50:59,177 --> 00:51:00,761
This is FCC jurisdiction.

873
00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:04,390
I feel bad that
I didn't even do anything.

874
00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:07,059
I didn't even say anything.

875
00:51:07,059 --> 00:51:09,769
Now he won't even talk to me.

876
00:51:09,769 --> 00:51:12,272
He won't even look at me.

877
00:51:12,397 --> 00:51:14,482
I'm pretty confused.

878
00:51:14,607 --> 00:51:15,566
Confused?

879
00:51:16,442 --> 00:51:17,610
You're not the one
who's confused.

880
00:51:17,693 --> 00:51:20,404
You sound like you know
exactly what's going on.

881
00:51:20,445 --> 00:51:23,281
lf anyone's confused,
it's those guys out there.

882
00:51:23,406 --> 00:51:26,909
I know,
but I think about him a lot.

883
00:51:26,993 --> 00:51:31,705
Sometimes I wonder why
one person is born one way...

884
00:51:31,789 --> 00:51:33,999
and another person
is born another way.

885
00:51:38,378 --> 00:51:40,088
Are you there?

886
00:51:42,631 --> 00:51:45,926
So, I guess you think
I'm a faggot wimp, right?

887
00:51:48,303 --> 00:51:51,306
I'm just thinking
how strong people can be...

888
00:51:53,141 --> 00:51:56,977
and how everyone is alike
in some way...

889
00:51:59,605 --> 00:52:02,816
and how everyone needs
the same things.

890
00:52:02,899 --> 00:52:05,360
So, what are we going to do
about all this?

891
00:52:05,652 --> 00:52:07,070
I don't know.

892
00:52:09,488 --> 00:52:11,782
That's the big question,
isn't it, huh?

893
00:52:11,907 --> 00:52:14,117
I guess nobody knows, huh?

894
00:52:14,785 --> 00:52:17,120
Well, that's tough. I got to go.

895
00:52:17,495 --> 00:52:18,371
See you.

896
00:52:21,666 --> 00:52:25,002
I guess we all got to go now.

897
00:52:25,085 --> 00:52:26,503
Good night, pal.

898
00:52:27,629 --> 00:52:29,089
Good night, friends.

899
00:53:40,610 --> 00:53:42,987
"Believe it or not, I care"?

900
00:53:43,154 --> 00:53:45,697
"Eight-thirty to three-thirty."
What's that?

901
00:53:46,031 --> 00:53:48,867
It's some new hotline
Deaver's setting up.

902
00:53:49,075 --> 00:53:50,368
Hey, it's eight-thirty
in the morning...

903
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:52,328
so I guess it's OK
to kill myself.

904
00:53:52,370 --> 00:53:54,205
Oh, my God,
it's after three-thirty...

905
00:53:54,372 --> 00:53:56,207
so I guess I'm totally fucked.

906
00:54:10,678 --> 00:54:12,221
What are you doing?

907
00:54:13,555 --> 00:54:15,515
Tramp.

908
00:54:15,849 --> 00:54:17,392
Bitch.

909
00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,686
How's he getting
this information?

910
00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:22,605
I want all the locks
in the school changed.

911
00:54:22,897 --> 00:54:26,400
I want a list of every student
with relatives on the staff.

912
00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:29,402
Just found the graffiti
on the roof of the cafeteria.

913
00:54:29,527 --> 00:54:30,737
They're taking it down now.

914
00:54:30,820 --> 00:54:31,905
What's it say?

915
00:54:31,988 --> 00:54:34,407
"Creswood's a maggot pus wad."

916
00:54:35,908 --> 00:54:37,701
Hey, are you the guy
selling tapes of that guy?

917
00:54:37,826 --> 00:54:39,078
-Yeah.
-How much?

918
00:54:39,244 --> 00:54:40,329
Five bucks each.

919
00:54:40,412 --> 00:54:41,580
All right, let me have it.

920
00:54:41,705 --> 00:54:43,707
-There you go.
-Thanks, man.

921
00:54:43,998 --> 00:54:46,250
Selling pretzels, Donald?

922
00:54:46,292 --> 00:54:48,085
Nobody knows who he is.

923
00:54:48,211 --> 00:54:49,712
We don't believe you, Donald.

924
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,381
I swear to God.
Nobody has any idea.

925
00:54:52,548 --> 00:54:56,509
Then you've got until the end
of the day to get an idea.

926
00:54:56,635 --> 00:55:00,513
And don't forget--
your file is under review.

927
00:55:02,306 --> 00:55:05,225
You better bring all your
enrollment files to my office.

928
00:55:13,399 --> 00:55:15,401
What did they do to you?

929
00:55:15,651 --> 00:55:17,027
-You Donald?
-Yeah.

930
00:55:17,111 --> 00:55:18,112
I'm Joey.

931
00:55:18,112 --> 00:55:20,239
Can you get me into the P.A.?

932
00:55:25,994 --> 00:55:27,328
Stay hard!

933
00:55:31,498 --> 00:55:33,917
All right! Yeah!

934
00:55:34,001 --> 00:55:35,627
The truth is a virus!

935
00:55:41,424 --> 00:55:43,134
That's it for music
in the alcove.

936
00:55:43,509 --> 00:55:45,427
And from now on...

937
00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:49,639
anyone caught defacing
school property is expelled.

938
00:55:49,931 --> 00:55:51,349
David Deaver speaking

939
00:55:51,432 --> 00:55:52,600
Who is this

940
00:55:52,684 --> 00:55:54,310
Who--who--who is this

941
00:55:55,102 --> 00:55:57,062
You just hold on a minute there

942
00:55:57,104 --> 00:55:58,939
David Deaver speaking

943
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:00,232
David Deaver speaking

944
00:56:00,857 --> 00:56:02,651
What's happening?
What's going on?

945
00:56:02,859 --> 00:56:03,943
It's Mr. Deaver.

946
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,237
David Deaver speaking

947
00:56:11,408 --> 00:56:12,910
Admit what

948
00:56:13,035 --> 00:56:14,244
lt won't stop.

949
00:56:14,328 --> 00:56:15,412
Turn the speaker system.

950
00:56:15,537 --> 00:56:17,038
Shut off the whole system.

951
00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,248
We can't!

952
00:56:29,591 --> 00:56:32,343
Shut down the whole school.

953
00:56:37,348 --> 00:56:39,933
You just--you just

954
00:56:44,854 --> 00:56:46,314
-All right, Randy.
-Check this out.

955
00:56:46,439 --> 00:56:48,649
You're the TV guy, right?
Want to interview me?

956
00:56:48,733 --> 00:56:50,776
Because I was listening
the first night it was on...

957
00:56:50,859 --> 00:56:51,860
and I'm amazing.

958
00:56:51,944 --> 00:56:52,736
Here. Plug it in.

959
00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:54,654
I used to go here, you know?

960
00:56:54,863 --> 00:56:56,948
But they kicked me out
for no reason.

961
00:56:57,282 --> 00:56:58,324
Know what I'm saying?

962
00:56:58,449 --> 00:57:01,577
Check it out.
School colors, you know?

963
00:57:01,744 --> 00:57:03,287
It's instant pep rally.

964
00:57:03,329 --> 00:57:05,831
The smog's getting worse
and worse in this town.

965
00:57:05,956 --> 00:57:07,040
Go down on him.

966
00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:08,959
Come here, you little--

967
00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:10,752
Mr. Murdock.

968
00:57:11,002 --> 00:57:12,879
Can you direct me to the office?

969
00:57:12,962 --> 00:57:14,046
Come on!

970
00:57:14,130 --> 00:57:15,673
This is Shep Sheppard
reporting live...

971
00:57:15,715 --> 00:57:18,258
from deep in the smoke
at Hubert Humphrey High.

972
00:57:19,843 --> 00:57:20,969
Sit down.

973
00:57:21,344 --> 00:57:23,013
Anybody mind if I smoke?

974
00:57:23,346 --> 00:57:24,973
You do understand
you're expelled.

975
00:57:25,348 --> 00:57:26,474
That's cool.

976
00:57:26,683 --> 00:57:28,976
I can quite legally expel you.

977
00:57:29,143 --> 00:57:32,438
Loretta, I'm already expelled.
Don't you remember?

978
00:57:32,688 --> 00:57:35,023
You booted me out
the first week for dress code.

979
00:57:35,357 --> 00:57:37,984
You're trespassing.
How'd you like to be arrested?

980
00:57:38,067 --> 00:57:39,861
That's cool, too, you know?

981
00:57:40,028 --> 00:57:41,654
Because I told them cameras
to wait.

982
00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:43,030
I got lots to tell them.

983
00:57:43,155 --> 00:57:45,115
Who's going to believe
anything you say?

984
00:57:45,282 --> 00:57:47,451
Who's going to believe you?

985
00:57:47,534 --> 00:57:49,035
Maybe Harry might.

986
00:57:53,373 --> 00:57:54,582
What are you doing?

987
00:57:54,665 --> 00:57:57,126
It's cool.
We're safe in here.

988
00:57:58,669 --> 00:57:59,670
Guess what I heard?

989
00:57:59,711 --> 00:58:00,879
What?

990
00:58:01,046 --> 00:58:03,173
That smug Paige Woodward...

991
00:58:03,173 --> 00:58:05,133
she burned up
all her shit last night...

992
00:58:05,341 --> 00:58:07,176
right after you suggested it.

993
00:58:07,552 --> 00:58:09,553
ln her kitchen!

994
00:58:09,970 --> 00:58:13,390
Her precious pearls
were flying like bullets.

995
00:58:13,640 --> 00:58:16,393
Her dad was unthrilled.

996
00:58:18,353 --> 00:58:19,896
What?

997
00:58:19,896 --> 00:58:21,230
This is out of control.

998
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,315
Yes!

999
00:58:23,482 --> 00:58:26,026
Students are requested
to inform their parents...

1000
00:58:26,151 --> 00:58:28,028
of an emergency meeting
tonight...

1001
00:58:28,153 --> 00:58:29,654
with the PTA
and the school commissioner.

1002
00:58:29,988 --> 00:58:32,031
That's it.

1003
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,242
It's over.
I just hope it isn't too late.

1004
00:58:35,451 --> 00:58:36,827
Just leave me alone, OK?

1005
00:58:36,952 --> 00:58:38,037
Please.

1006
00:58:44,334 --> 00:58:46,461
Oh, yes.
D-D-David Deaver

1007
00:58:46,669 --> 00:58:48,462
And I really, really
don't give a damn

1008
00:58:48,504 --> 00:58:50,172
I really don't know anything

1009
00:58:50,172 --> 00:58:51,548
Because I haven't got it

1010
00:58:51,757 --> 00:58:53,217
Have you guys listened
to the Hard Harry show?

1011
00:58:53,342 --> 00:58:56,344
We would never, ever
listen to trash like that.

1012
00:58:56,469 --> 00:58:57,554
He's obscene, dude.

1013
00:58:57,679 --> 00:58:58,930
Yo, Mom.

1014
00:58:59,639 --> 00:59:02,183
Yo, I'm D-D-David Deaver

1015
00:59:17,363 --> 00:59:19,239
Is that box
registered to a name?

1016
00:59:19,448 --> 00:59:21,033
Yes, of course that box
is registered to a name...

1017
00:59:21,199 --> 00:59:22,742
but I can't give it out to you.

1018
00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:24,244
But you can to me.

1019
00:59:24,327 --> 00:59:28,581
Yes, sir, I can do it for you.
I will give it to you instantly.

1020
00:59:28,789 --> 00:59:31,792
That box is rented
to Mr. Charles U. Farley...

1021
00:59:31,917 --> 00:59:32,960
One-one-two-two Crescent.

1022
00:59:33,168 --> 00:59:34,878
But that's the address
of the school.

1023
00:59:36,087 --> 00:59:38,047
Chuck U. Farley.

1024
00:59:38,464 --> 00:59:40,800
ln a follow up
to Monday's tragic suicide...

1025
00:59:40,883 --> 00:59:42,927
we have a story
on Paige Woodward...

1026
00:59:43,052 --> 00:59:45,179
who was a senior
at the same high school...

1027
00:59:45,179 --> 00:59:47,180
who, apparently at
the urging of the pirate DJ...

1028
00:59:47,264 --> 00:59:49,766
set off an explosion
in her family's home.

1029
00:59:49,933 --> 00:59:52,185
Are you OK, Mark?

1030
00:59:52,268 --> 00:59:54,687
Don't worry. I'm not gonna
blow up the kitchen.

1031
00:59:54,770 --> 00:59:56,022
Very funny, darling.

1032
00:59:56,147 --> 00:59:57,273
Listen to this.

1033
00:59:57,356 --> 00:59:59,316
...still anonymous
radio operator.

1034
00:59:59,483 --> 01:00:01,485
He's been charged with
criminal solicitation...

1035
01:00:01,568 --> 01:00:03,778
in the suicide death
of Malcolm Kaiser.

1036
01:00:03,945 --> 01:00:05,029
Elsewhere--

1037
01:00:06,072 --> 01:00:09,033
Mark, have you ever listened
to this character?

1038
01:00:09,158 --> 01:00:11,201
No, not exactly listened.

1039
01:00:11,285 --> 01:00:13,162
He's knocking the best school
in the district...

1040
01:00:13,370 --> 01:00:14,579
and apparently, he goes there.

1041
01:00:15,956 --> 01:00:18,374
Well, it's not exactly
the best school in the district.

1042
01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:20,334
There are some problems with it.

1043
01:00:20,585 --> 01:00:22,461
I figure
you don't rock the boat...

1044
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,338
especially if
you're sitting in it.

1045
01:00:24,463 --> 01:00:26,048
We should get going.
I don't want to be late.

1046
01:00:30,677 --> 01:00:33,346
Come on, Mark.
It's your father's big meeting.

1047
01:00:33,888 --> 01:00:34,889
Good evening.

1048
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:37,016
On behalf of myself...

1049
01:00:37,057 --> 01:00:39,518
and the staff
of Hubert Humphrey High...

1050
01:00:39,810 --> 01:00:42,812
I would like to thank you
for turning out in such numbers.

1051
01:00:43,188 --> 01:00:45,565
I congratulate you
on your concerns.

1052
01:00:45,815 --> 01:00:47,900
Now, before we begin...

1053
01:00:47,984 --> 01:00:52,196
I would like to introduce
our new school commissioner...

1054
01:00:52,279 --> 01:00:55,073
fresh from several
educational triumphs...

1055
01:00:55,282 --> 01:00:57,867
on the East Coast--
Brian Hunter.

1056
01:01:02,580 --> 01:01:04,707
Before I introduce
the rest of our speakers--

1057
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,583
Excuse me, Mrs. Creswood.

1058
01:01:06,708 --> 01:01:08,543
Can we just skip
the preliminaries...

1059
01:01:08,668 --> 01:01:10,378
and find out what you're
doing about all this?

1060
01:01:11,045 --> 01:01:13,256
Well,
when I introduce Mr. Deaver...

1061
01:01:13,381 --> 01:01:16,383
he'll talk about
our new 24-hour hotline--

1062
01:01:16,550 --> 01:01:19,052
Wait a minute. The kids
who need the most help...

1063
01:01:19,219 --> 01:01:20,554
the ones with drug problems...

1064
01:01:20,887 --> 01:01:22,389
they don't go in
for stuff like that.

1065
01:01:22,681 --> 01:01:25,058
I know kids.
They just want to be happy.

1066
01:01:25,266 --> 01:01:26,809
Would you please sit down?

1067
01:01:26,976 --> 01:01:29,687
This radio person
is the whole problem.

1068
01:01:29,895 --> 01:01:31,272
Are we gonna allow this guy
to be heard...

1069
01:01:31,522 --> 01:01:32,981
by anyone who can turn a dial?

1070
01:01:33,065 --> 01:01:34,399
Please, one at a time.

1071
01:01:34,483 --> 01:01:36,359
I work with teenage gangs
in the city.

1072
01:01:36,526 --> 01:01:38,403
I say we go after this guy.

1073
01:01:38,486 --> 01:01:39,696
Remove him physically.

1074
01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:40,905
Same old rhetoric!
What are you doing--

1075
01:01:41,072 --> 01:01:44,366
Please! We can't have
this kind of meeting.

1076
01:01:44,491 --> 01:01:45,951
This is not the way--

1077
01:01:45,951 --> 01:01:47,286
You'll all be heard.
I promise.

1078
01:01:47,494 --> 01:01:50,413
Brian, this is my meeting.

1079
01:01:50,955 --> 01:01:53,541
That's the girl who blew up
her kitchen last night.

1080
01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,211
My name is Paige Woodward...

1081
01:01:57,294 --> 01:01:59,296
and I have something
to say to you people.

1082
01:01:59,630 --> 01:02:02,507
People are saying Harry
is introducing bad things...

1083
01:02:02,674 --> 01:02:04,134
and encouraging bad things.

1084
01:02:04,217 --> 01:02:06,803
lt seems to me these things
were already here.

1085
01:02:06,928 --> 01:02:08,221
Please go and sit.

1086
01:02:08,387 --> 01:02:10,097
My God,
why don't you people listen?

1087
01:02:10,222 --> 01:02:12,057
He's trying to tell you
there's something wrong...

1088
01:02:12,182 --> 01:02:13,517
with this school.

1089
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,726
Paige--

1090
01:02:14,810 --> 01:02:17,604
Half the people here
are on probation of some kind.

1091
01:02:17,687 --> 01:02:21,065
We're all really scared
to be who we really are.

1092
01:02:21,315 --> 01:02:22,650
I am not perfect.

1093
01:02:22,983 --> 01:02:25,986
l've just been going through
the motions of being perfect...

1094
01:02:26,111 --> 01:02:27,988
and inside, I am screaming!

1095
01:02:28,196 --> 01:02:30,824
Paige, you were a model student.

1096
01:02:31,824 --> 01:02:33,618
Why won't you listen?

1097
01:02:35,119 --> 01:02:37,288
Let's hear what she has to say!

1098
01:02:37,371 --> 01:02:38,831
Paige, I want to hear
what you have to say.

1099
01:02:38,831 --> 01:02:39,915
Do you know who he is?

1100
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:41,291
Are you prepared to do
anything he says?

1101
01:02:41,375 --> 01:02:43,710
Can you hear me?
Don't listen to them !

1102
01:02:43,835 --> 01:02:46,379
Don't listen to any of them !
Stay on!

1103
01:02:46,838 --> 01:02:48,589
Has this affected
your school work?

1104
01:02:48,839 --> 01:02:50,841
Stand hard!

1105
01:02:51,008 --> 01:02:52,843
What do your parents
think about this?

1106
01:02:54,553 --> 01:02:56,054
Are you on drugs?

1107
01:02:56,346 --> 01:02:58,223
Talk hard!

1108
01:03:03,727 --> 01:03:06,230
I got a lot of homework.
I'm gonna take off, all right?

1109
01:03:06,730 --> 01:03:09,733
I know why you're
really going home.

1110
01:03:10,608 --> 01:03:13,611
'Cause you want to listen
to that show tonight, don't you?

1111
01:03:51,436 --> 01:03:52,562
Let's go.

1112
01:04:31,429 --> 01:04:32,805
What are you doing?

1113
01:04:35,558 --> 01:04:37,142
Those your letters?

1114
01:04:40,812 --> 01:04:42,898
You having fun?

1115
01:04:54,741 --> 01:04:56,618
Here. I took some of these
off the wall for you.

1116
01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:59,287
I mistakenly thought
you might want them.

1117
01:05:00,621 --> 01:05:01,956
Thanks.

1118
01:05:03,624 --> 01:05:07,002
So I guess you're not
going on tonight.

1119
01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:08,628
Brilliant.

1120
01:05:11,548 --> 01:05:14,133
Is this all just a game to you?

1121
01:05:14,509 --> 01:05:17,511
You can't just shout "fire"
in a theater and walk out.

1122
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:20,931
You have a responsibility to
the people who believe in you.

1123
01:05:21,139 --> 01:05:22,849
What is this?

1124
01:05:23,016 --> 01:05:24,559
Come on, say something.

1125
01:05:24,642 --> 01:05:26,311
Say anything!

1126
01:05:27,228 --> 01:05:28,771
Open your mouth and say...

1127
01:05:28,813 --> 01:05:30,606
"Get the hell out of here,
bitch."

1128
01:05:30,814 --> 01:05:32,149
I can't.

1129
01:05:32,316 --> 01:05:33,984
You can't what?

1130
01:05:34,443 --> 01:05:36,987
I can't talk.

1131
01:05:37,153 --> 01:05:39,030
Sure you can talk.

1132
01:05:39,447 --> 01:05:41,324
I can't talk to you!

1133
01:05:51,624 --> 01:05:55,461
I got a letter from
this guy who has a problem.

1134
01:05:55,836 --> 01:05:58,005
He can't talk.

1135
01:05:58,172 --> 01:06:01,550
I mean, he can talk,
but never when he wants to--

1136
01:06:01,633 --> 01:06:03,843
not to girls, not to people.

1137
01:06:04,469 --> 01:06:07,555
What did they say, around FM 92?

1138
01:06:10,349 --> 01:06:12,476
I can't believe
it's as bad as they say.

1139
01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:15,770
He just opened up his mouth,
and nothing came out.

1140
01:06:15,896 --> 01:06:21,025
Then this jerk finds somebody
that he likes...

1141
01:06:21,234 --> 01:06:23,360
which is probably the worst
thing that can happen...

1142
01:06:23,569 --> 01:06:26,155
to a person that can't talk.

1143
01:06:27,447 --> 01:06:30,033
I don't know
what to tell this guy...

1144
01:06:30,158 --> 01:06:32,952
because lately,
every time I give advice...

1145
01:06:33,036 --> 01:06:35,746
the fit hits the shan.

1146
01:06:36,539 --> 01:06:37,790
So...

1147
01:06:37,957 --> 01:06:40,959
I don't know. Maybe the...

1148
01:06:41,251 --> 01:06:44,337
best thing to do is just...

1149
01:06:44,838 --> 01:06:47,840
turn around...

1150
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,926
face the music...

1151
01:06:51,051 --> 01:06:53,011
and try to talk.

1152
01:06:58,558 --> 01:06:59,934
Fuck.

1153
01:07:02,353 --> 01:07:03,562
Damn it. Coming!

1154
01:07:03,604 --> 01:07:06,356
It's just us.
We want to come in for a minute.

1155
01:07:07,065 --> 01:07:10,151
Just give me a second here!

1156
01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:13,488
Two seconds!

1157
01:07:14,572 --> 01:07:17,157
Mark, unlock the door.

1158
01:07:17,783 --> 01:07:20,869
Mark, can you hear us?

1159
01:07:21,161 --> 01:07:22,871
We want to come in for a minute.

1160
01:07:22,954 --> 01:07:24,497
Open the goddamn door!

1161
01:07:24,789 --> 01:07:26,249
On my way!

1162
01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:32,171
Your mother and I have been
out there for five minutes.

1163
01:07:32,296 --> 01:07:33,964
What the hell are you doing
in here?

1164
01:07:34,506 --> 01:07:36,966
I was just reading.

1165
01:07:37,550 --> 01:07:39,469
Oh, come on, Mark.
We heard you.

1166
01:07:39,552 --> 01:07:41,012
We heard you talking, all right?

1167
01:07:41,262 --> 01:07:43,055
Yeah. I was reading aloud.

1168
01:07:43,264 --> 01:07:46,350
Oh, come on. You really
expect us to believe that?

1169
01:07:46,558 --> 01:07:48,685
OK, I'll tell you the truth.

1170
01:07:48,977 --> 01:07:51,187
He was talking to me.

1171
01:07:52,814 --> 01:07:56,067
Hi. I'm Nora Diniro.

1172
01:07:56,192 --> 01:07:57,693
Nice to meet you.

1173
01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:58,944
How do you do?

1174
01:07:59,194 --> 01:08:02,572
I was afraid you'd be mad
I interrupted Mark's homework.

1175
01:08:02,948 --> 01:08:04,783
Oh, no. Not at all.

1176
01:08:04,866 --> 01:08:06,868
You don't know how happy
we are to meet you.

1177
01:08:06,951 --> 01:08:08,035
Yeah. Really.

1178
01:08:08,661 --> 01:08:10,371
Well, listen, I gotta go...

1179
01:08:10,371 --> 01:08:13,081
but it was really nice
to have met you.

1180
01:08:14,249 --> 01:08:15,333
Bye, Mark.

1181
01:08:15,584 --> 01:08:17,502
You don't have to go.
It's all right.

1182
01:08:17,502 --> 01:08:18,628
Mark, she doesn't have to go.

1183
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:20,797
I'll see you tomorrow.

1184
01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:23,966
You've been a bad dog,
haven't you?

1185
01:08:24,174 --> 01:08:25,676
You know, for a second there...

1186
01:08:25,759 --> 01:08:29,888
we actually thought you were
that crazy DJ character.

1187
01:08:30,764 --> 01:08:33,891
Maybe he's not that crazy, Dad.

1188
01:08:34,225 --> 01:08:35,643
Right. Very funny.

1189
01:08:35,935 --> 01:08:38,604
Go get her. Come on.

1190
01:08:40,564 --> 01:08:43,066
That's my idea of homework.

1191
01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:54,618
Sorry about that, folks.
Technical difficulties.

1192
01:08:55,619 --> 01:08:58,955
Happens all the time
in professional radio.

1193
01:08:59,163 --> 01:09:03,209
Who do we have out there
tonight?

1194
01:09:03,667 --> 01:09:07,671
The usual band of
teenage malcontents?

1195
01:09:07,879 --> 01:09:09,297
I certainly hope so...

1196
01:09:09,798 --> 01:09:12,675
'cause Hard Harry's feeling
kind of rude tonight.

1197
01:09:17,388 --> 01:09:19,848
And she's so pretty, too.

1198
01:09:20,015 --> 01:09:21,558
She sure is.

1199
01:09:21,641 --> 01:09:23,351
That little lech.

1200
01:09:24,060 --> 01:09:26,437
Well, like father, like son.

1201
01:09:27,146 --> 01:09:28,189
I feel good!

1202
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:29,482
Damn!

1203
01:09:30,858 --> 01:09:33,235
Well, well, the big news.

1204
01:09:33,443 --> 01:09:36,738
Emergency PTA meeting
to discuss yours truly!

1205
01:09:36,905 --> 01:09:39,240
Yes, all of the professionals
have come out...

1206
01:09:39,490 --> 01:09:40,908
to talk about little old me...

1207
01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:42,952
and now they've all
run home to tune in...

1208
01:09:43,077 --> 01:09:45,079
and listen to what they've
all been talking about.

1209
01:09:45,162 --> 01:09:48,081
They say I am deluded...

1210
01:09:48,206 --> 01:09:50,959
demented...deranged!

1211
01:09:51,084 --> 01:09:52,710
Well, guess what I say!

1212
01:09:52,877 --> 01:09:54,879
So be it!

1213
01:09:55,087 --> 01:09:57,256
Rise up in the cafeteria...

1214
01:09:57,423 --> 01:09:59,925
and stab them
with your plastic forks!

1215
01:10:00,092 --> 01:10:02,969
I say flogging and flagellation
for Miss Creswood!

1216
01:10:03,094 --> 01:10:05,847
She gets a hundred lashes
for every single kid...

1217
01:10:05,930 --> 01:10:08,266
that she has hounded
out of that fucking place!

1218
01:10:08,432 --> 01:10:11,685
I say down with
all guidance counselors!

1219
01:10:11,810 --> 01:10:13,145
Make them work for a living!

1220
01:10:13,478 --> 01:10:14,938
I can't stay away from this man!

1221
01:10:15,105 --> 01:10:17,440
I gotta give him another call!

1222
01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:19,108
Here I come, Deav.

1223
01:10:21,277 --> 01:10:22,945
Hotline.
Believe it or not, we care.

1224
01:10:23,487 --> 01:10:25,823
Hi, Believe lt or Not,
this is Hard Harry...

1225
01:10:25,864 --> 01:10:29,409
and I would like the pleasure
of speaking with Mr. Deaver.

1226
01:10:29,576 --> 01:10:32,203
Just a moment.
I'll see if he's available.

1227
01:10:32,412 --> 01:10:35,581
I love it.
They just put me on hold.

1228
01:10:35,831 --> 01:10:39,001
I'm waiting for you.

1229
01:10:39,126 --> 01:10:41,670
You can run,
but you cannot hide, Mr. Deaver.

1230
01:10:41,837 --> 01:10:43,963
Waitin' for the Deav.

1231
01:10:44,172 --> 01:10:46,424
Hello, my young friend.

1232
01:10:46,883 --> 01:10:48,718
You're in on it,
right, Mr. Deaver?

1233
01:10:48,801 --> 01:10:50,803
It's all over, son.

1234
01:10:50,844 --> 01:10:53,096
This phone call
has been traced...

1235
01:10:53,180 --> 01:10:57,183
and whoever you are,
you're history.

1236
01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,691
Well...

1237
01:11:09,569 --> 01:11:10,987
So be it.

1238
01:11:11,196 --> 01:11:14,115
Hallelujah.

1239
01:11:26,292 --> 01:11:30,212
Shit.
Don't just sit there, man. Run!

1240
01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:44,099
Don't worry about me.

1241
01:11:44,225 --> 01:11:45,768
I'm all right.

1242
01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,103
See, I'll bet
what's happening out there...

1243
01:11:48,437 --> 01:11:52,232
is that the police are busting
some poor little old couple...

1244
01:11:52,232 --> 01:11:55,192
unknowingly supplying me
with my phone feed.

1245
01:11:55,443 --> 01:11:57,903
There's a phone line
coming into the shed here.

1246
01:12:03,283 --> 01:12:04,951
There's the transmitter...

1247
01:12:05,118 --> 01:12:07,203
which means the receiver
could be in any house...

1248
01:12:07,286 --> 01:12:08,913
within a thousand yards
of here.

1249
01:12:09,205 --> 01:12:10,915
I am everywhere.

1250
01:12:11,123 --> 01:12:15,210
I am inside each and every
single one of you.

1251
01:12:15,502 --> 01:12:18,505
Just look in,
and I will be there...

1252
01:12:18,796 --> 01:12:20,423
waving out at you...

1253
01:12:21,299 --> 01:12:22,633
naked...

1254
01:12:23,509 --> 01:12:25,177
wearing only a cock ring.

1255
01:12:29,806 --> 01:12:32,308
Time flies
when you're on the run.

1256
01:12:32,767 --> 01:12:35,311
I'm gonna cut out now
with this unusual song...

1257
01:12:35,436 --> 01:12:37,896
I'm dedicating to...

1258
01:12:38,147 --> 01:12:40,315
an unusual person...

1259
01:12:40,607 --> 01:12:43,193
who makes me feel kind of...

1260
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,153
unusual.

1261
01:13:02,209 --> 01:13:04,753
So many people

1262
01:13:05,879 --> 01:13:07,589
Come walking by

1263
01:13:09,216 --> 01:13:11,134
Looking so happy

1264
01:13:11,301 --> 01:13:14,428
When all I do is cry

1265
01:13:16,222 --> 01:13:19,183
I just wanna be

1266
01:13:19,224 --> 01:13:22,561
With somebody, too

1267
01:13:23,019 --> 01:13:26,606
What l'd give for a kiss

1268
01:13:26,856 --> 01:13:29,859
What am I gonna do

1269
01:13:30,317 --> 01:13:35,572
Why can't I fall in love

1270
01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:41,118
It's OK.
You don't have to talk.

1271
01:13:42,953 --> 01:13:44,288
You don't have
to say anything...

1272
01:13:44,538 --> 01:13:47,040
and you don't
have to do anything...

1273
01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,251
unless you want to.

1274
01:13:54,338 --> 01:13:57,299
You're so different.

1275
01:14:03,263 --> 01:14:04,848
I meant...

1276
01:14:05,014 --> 01:14:07,016
you're so fearless.

1277
01:14:10,853 --> 01:14:13,522
I wish I could be like you.

1278
01:14:13,647 --> 01:14:15,565
You are.

1279
01:14:17,525 --> 01:14:19,027
I wish...

1280
01:14:19,152 --> 01:14:21,821
I could say things to you.

1281
01:14:22,029 --> 01:14:23,572
You do.

1282
01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:28,994
Everything's so strange.

1283
01:14:34,457 --> 01:14:36,667
Maybe we're just crazy.

1284
01:14:37,835 --> 01:14:39,044
So be it.

1285
01:14:39,253 --> 01:14:42,506
And change where I'm at

1286
01:14:42,923 --> 01:14:45,466
But the same old questions

1287
01:14:45,925 --> 01:14:48,969
Keep flowing back

1288
01:14:50,679 --> 01:14:55,183
Why can't I fall in love

1289
01:14:57,519 --> 01:15:01,480
I know she's out there waiting

1290
01:15:01,606 --> 01:15:08,111
It's time to fall in love

1291
01:15:08,236 --> 01:15:10,071
And I know

1292
01:15:10,113 --> 01:15:12,365
Just how I feel

1293
01:15:12,448 --> 01:15:15,660
Give it up or give it all

1294
01:15:16,660 --> 01:15:18,245
Something tells me

1295
01:15:18,329 --> 01:15:21,540
This can be real

1296
01:15:24,542 --> 01:15:26,127
It's the cops.

1297
01:15:26,377 --> 01:15:29,463
It's OK. I think they're just
dropping off my neighbor.

1298
01:15:38,638 --> 01:15:39,806
So...

1299
01:15:40,056 --> 01:15:42,808
are you really
wearing a cock ring?

1300
01:15:43,184 --> 01:15:45,352
l've never even seen one.

1301
01:15:46,812 --> 01:15:49,231
I read about 'em in a magazine.

1302
01:15:49,439 --> 01:15:50,648
Maybe I don't believe you.

1303
01:15:50,774 --> 01:15:52,650
What are you doing?
I have neighbors.

1304
01:15:52,817 --> 01:15:54,152
Stop!

1305
01:15:57,363 --> 01:16:00,866
So you can talk
when you want to.

1306
01:16:02,159 --> 01:16:03,368
Yes, I can.

1307
01:16:03,451 --> 01:16:07,205
I know she's out there waiting

1308
01:16:07,205 --> 01:16:10,666
It's time, it's time

1309
01:16:10,833 --> 01:16:13,919
Why can't I fall in love

1310
01:16:14,753 --> 01:16:19,382
Maybe we should pause
for station identification.

1311
01:16:21,551 --> 01:16:22,927
I gotta go.

1312
01:16:25,554 --> 01:16:31,059
Why can't I fall in love again

1313
01:16:31,226 --> 01:16:34,937
I know she's out there waiting

1314
01:16:36,188 --> 01:16:39,066
It's three days since the death
of Malcolm Kaiser...

1315
01:16:39,233 --> 01:16:41,735
and state and local officials
still have little idea...

1316
01:16:41,818 --> 01:16:44,487
of the identity
of this so-called Hard Harry...

1317
01:16:44,696 --> 01:16:49,116
although many are convinced
he is a student at this school.

1318
01:17:11,845 --> 01:17:13,721
You OK?

1319
01:17:19,101 --> 01:17:20,686
You?

1320
01:18:38,087 --> 01:18:40,922
This is deep.
Your message is out there.

1321
01:18:41,089 --> 01:18:42,507
"The truth is a virus."

1322
01:18:42,591 --> 01:18:43,717
Oh, God.

1323
01:18:45,969 --> 01:18:48,763
Jesus, this whole thing
is making me ill.

1324
01:18:49,096 --> 01:18:50,472
Mark, what is with you?

1325
01:18:50,973 --> 01:18:52,891
Look, Nora,
last night was a mistake.

1326
01:18:52,933 --> 01:18:54,976
I'm not going on anymore.
It's over.

1327
01:18:55,185 --> 01:18:57,270
-But you're so close.
-Close to what?

1328
01:18:57,479 --> 01:18:59,188
To getting your message out.

1329
01:18:59,397 --> 01:19:01,482
This is my life you're
screwing around with here.

1330
01:19:01,774 --> 01:19:03,901
Not anymore, it isn't.
This is everyone's life.

1331
01:19:04,109 --> 01:19:06,486
You can't leave it like this.
People are confused.

1332
01:19:06,695 --> 01:19:07,821
Well, so am l.

1333
01:19:08,113 --> 01:19:09,489
The thing's fucked up!
It's crazy!

1334
01:19:09,781 --> 01:19:13,201
No. The world is fucked up,
just like you said.

1335
01:19:13,451 --> 01:19:16,495
Don't you see
that you're the voice?

1336
01:19:16,579 --> 01:19:18,497
You're the voice
you were waiting for.

1337
01:19:18,706 --> 01:19:20,582
You're completely nuts.

1338
01:19:23,001 --> 01:19:25,503
Yeah, well, you make me nuts.

1339
01:19:31,842 --> 01:19:32,801
Excuse me.

1340
01:19:33,010 --> 01:19:35,178
Young lady,
would you come along with us?

1341
01:19:35,428 --> 01:19:38,389
Donald, come along.
Miss Diniro.

1342
01:19:38,515 --> 01:19:40,099
Come along with us, please.

1343
01:19:40,308 --> 01:19:41,684
What are we being busted for?

1344
01:19:41,809 --> 01:19:43,978
We check your files, we'll see.

1345
01:19:44,103 --> 01:19:45,437
Come along.

1346
01:19:47,022 --> 01:19:49,441
No, Brian,
everything is under control.

1347
01:19:49,524 --> 01:19:51,568
l've just ordered
psychiatric evaluations...

1348
01:19:51,734 --> 01:19:55,571
on a couple of the key
troublemakers, and l--

1349
01:19:55,696 --> 01:19:59,533
I can do whatever I like.
It's my school, Commissioner.

1350
01:19:59,575 --> 01:20:00,826
No, you're not coming over here.

1351
01:20:00,993 --> 01:20:03,411
lt would only upset me more.
Good-bye.

1352
01:20:04,037 --> 01:20:05,121
Well...

1353
01:20:05,205 --> 01:20:07,540
shall we have a look
at these files?

1354
01:20:07,582 --> 01:20:11,001
Or shall we discuss
the identity of our DJ friend?

1355
01:20:14,421 --> 01:20:16,715
No more Mr. Nice Guy!

1356
01:20:16,923 --> 01:20:18,299
Oh, God!

1357
01:20:18,383 --> 01:20:21,427
Kick out the jams,
motherfuckers!

1358
01:20:24,513 --> 01:20:27,307
Don't push me, people.
You understand that?

1359
01:20:32,186 --> 01:20:35,856
They got forced to take me back.

1360
01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:37,691
Where you going?

1361
01:20:37,775 --> 01:20:38,984
Yo, I'm putting this up.

1362
01:20:39,109 --> 01:20:40,319
Get off the campus.

1363
01:20:40,485 --> 01:20:41,653
Put it on my desk.

1364
01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:43,405
You're not supposed to be here.

1365
01:20:43,488 --> 01:20:45,323
What's the matter, Murdock?
You're getting so tense.

1366
01:20:45,490 --> 01:20:47,408
You're not supposed to be here.

1367
01:20:47,492 --> 01:20:49,368
I'm a big fan of yours.

1368
01:20:49,493 --> 01:20:50,786
Can I get an autograph?

1369
01:20:54,414 --> 01:20:56,333
Stop! That's enough!

1370
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:58,084
What's wrong with you?

1371
01:20:58,168 --> 01:20:59,502
He was beating up students.

1372
01:20:59,627 --> 01:21:01,504
-What's wrong with this school?
-Control yourself.

1373
01:21:01,671 --> 01:21:03,339
I will not!
I want an answer!

1374
01:21:03,422 --> 01:21:05,007
Or suffer the consequences.

1375
01:21:05,174 --> 01:21:06,633
What are you talking about?

1376
01:21:06,884 --> 01:21:09,678
I'm talking about
your dismissal.

1377
01:21:31,822 --> 01:21:34,241
l've been looking
all over for you.

1378
01:21:34,324 --> 01:21:37,786
I just wanted to apologize
for saying that you were nuts.

1379
01:21:38,036 --> 01:21:39,120
Forget it.

1380
01:21:39,495 --> 01:21:41,330
Look...

1381
01:21:41,414 --> 01:21:43,624
FCC. You know what that means?

1382
01:21:44,500 --> 01:21:47,794
Yeah, it means Federal
Communications Commission.

1383
01:21:47,878 --> 01:21:50,922
They can drive around
and triangulate...

1384
01:21:51,089 --> 01:21:53,633
wherever the hell the radio
signal's coming from.

1385
01:21:54,091 --> 01:21:56,427
Yes, I know exactly
what it means.

1386
01:21:56,635 --> 01:21:58,929
So fuck it, right?
I mean it's over.

1387
01:21:59,054 --> 01:22:01,515
Frankly, I don't even
give a shit anymore.

1388
01:22:02,057 --> 01:22:03,475
What the hell's wrong?

1389
01:22:07,436 --> 01:22:09,730
I just got expelled.

1390
01:22:11,023 --> 01:22:13,192
What the hell
are you talking about?

1391
01:22:13,442 --> 01:22:15,735
I'm failing math.

1392
01:22:17,529 --> 01:22:19,197
They can't kick you
out for that.

1393
01:22:19,322 --> 01:22:21,324
l've been cutting classes,
and I'm way over the limit.

1394
01:22:21,532 --> 01:22:22,908
They didn't tell me till now.

1395
01:22:23,117 --> 01:22:25,035
So that just deserves
a suspension, right?

1396
01:22:25,327 --> 01:22:28,205
Well, then I said "fuck you"
to Creswood.

1397
01:22:28,622 --> 01:22:30,540
You should have seen her face.

1398
01:22:30,749 --> 01:22:32,625
She was so happy,
she said thank you.

1399
01:22:33,334 --> 01:22:35,002
This school sucks!

1400
01:22:35,503 --> 01:22:36,796
Jesus Christ.

1401
01:22:36,879 --> 01:22:39,339
I don't even care--
No, just leave it alone!

1402
01:22:39,506 --> 01:22:41,716
There's nothing
you can do about it.

1403
01:22:44,344 --> 01:22:46,346
Hunter, wait a minute!

1404
01:22:46,763 --> 01:22:50,849
I just wanted to say good-bye...

1405
01:22:51,517 --> 01:22:53,018
and good luck.

1406
01:22:53,227 --> 01:22:54,436
Why?

1407
01:22:54,728 --> 01:22:57,188
I was fired. I made a mistake.

1408
01:22:57,355 --> 01:22:59,148
I thought I could change things.

1409
01:22:59,357 --> 01:23:01,359
I forgot
you don't rock the boat.

1410
01:23:01,692 --> 01:23:03,652
Especially when you're in it.

1411
01:23:04,403 --> 01:23:06,196
Come on, chin up.

1412
01:23:15,121 --> 01:23:17,039
Loretta, what in the hell's
happening here?

1413
01:23:17,206 --> 01:23:18,749
It's the troublemakers.

1414
01:23:18,832 --> 01:23:21,918
You can't run a top school
with troublemakers in the mix.

1415
01:23:22,127 --> 01:23:24,379
OK, so what exactly
is a troublemaker?

1416
01:23:24,546 --> 01:23:27,548
Someone who has
no interest in education.

1417
01:23:27,840 --> 01:23:30,509
Come on, that includes
every teenager I know.

1418
01:23:30,843 --> 01:23:32,136
Can't you understand...

1419
01:23:32,219 --> 01:23:34,930
that nothing is more important
than a good education?

1420
01:23:35,138 --> 01:23:37,140
Except the basic right to it.

1421
01:23:38,641 --> 01:23:40,059
The point is...

1422
01:23:40,143 --> 01:23:44,355
I have the highest average
S.A.T. scores in the state.

1423
01:23:44,772 --> 01:23:46,064
Yeah, but how?

1424
01:23:46,106 --> 01:23:48,066
I stand by my record.

1425
01:24:14,965 --> 01:24:16,132
There he is. Mr. Watts.

1426
01:24:16,216 --> 01:24:18,635
Shep Sheppard,
Channel Six news here.

1427
01:24:20,053 --> 01:24:21,137
Good evening.

1428
01:24:22,847 --> 01:24:25,557
How does Washington intend
to deal with this situation?

1429
01:24:25,766 --> 01:24:28,226
We at the FCC feel
that democracy is all about...

1430
01:24:28,477 --> 01:24:31,229
protecting the rights
of the ordinary citizen.

1431
01:24:31,479 --> 01:24:34,273
Unregulated radio
would result in programming...

1432
01:24:34,482 --> 01:24:36,150
of the lowest
common denominator...

1433
01:24:36,442 --> 01:24:38,485
the rule of the mob.

1434
01:24:39,820 --> 01:24:42,239
This is vandalism,
not free expression.

1435
01:25:16,894 --> 01:25:19,062
Hey, NBC's here,
and if he goes on...

1436
01:25:19,188 --> 01:25:20,772
they're gonna rebroadcast him
nationally.

1437
01:25:20,897 --> 01:25:22,857
There's no way he can go on.
It's too risky.

1438
01:25:23,066 --> 01:25:24,943
Oh, God, come on.

1439
01:26:16,154 --> 01:26:19,657
OK, everybody, ten seconds
till Happy Harry Hard-on.

1440
01:26:20,867 --> 01:26:22,868
Eight, seven...

1441
01:26:22,952 --> 01:26:25,162
six, five, four...

1442
01:26:25,371 --> 01:26:27,456
three, two, one.

1443
01:26:37,298 --> 01:26:40,050
Come on. We're right here
waiting for you right now.

1444
01:27:01,861 --> 01:27:03,279
You OK?

1445
01:27:03,946 --> 01:27:06,156
Yeah, fine, great.

1446
01:27:06,365 --> 01:27:07,783
Never been better.

1447
01:27:10,618 --> 01:27:12,620
We started something here.

1448
01:27:12,662 --> 01:27:13,579
We?

1449
01:27:13,871 --> 01:27:15,831
All right, I started it, but...

1450
01:27:16,082 --> 01:27:19,460
now I need your help
to finish it.

1451
01:27:22,379 --> 01:27:25,590
Nora, I need you.

1452
01:27:27,675 --> 01:27:29,135
Well, it's about time.

1453
01:27:30,302 --> 01:27:32,304
I've got something to show you.

1454
01:27:33,388 --> 01:27:36,474
Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

1455
01:27:37,600 --> 01:27:39,769
No. It's outside.

1456
01:27:43,689 --> 01:27:45,149
It's my mom's Jeep.

1457
01:27:45,357 --> 01:27:47,609
She kind of loaned it to me.

1458
01:27:48,860 --> 01:27:50,862
Who did all this?

1459
01:27:50,987 --> 01:27:53,489
Me and Radio Shack.

1460
01:27:57,159 --> 01:27:59,620
You have driven
a Jeep before, right?

1461
01:28:01,872 --> 01:28:07,001
Everybody knows

1462
01:28:07,168 --> 01:28:10,754
Everybody knows

1463
01:28:11,797 --> 01:28:15,050
That's the way the story goes

1464
01:28:17,761 --> 01:28:19,304
Got him.

1465
01:28:20,805 --> 01:28:23,891
You know, personally,
I had hoped that we'd get...

1466
01:28:24,016 --> 01:28:26,727
to hear him a little bit
before they nab him.

1467
01:28:26,768 --> 01:28:30,021
Be interesting to see
how hard he is then.

1468
01:28:31,606 --> 01:28:33,733
Hi, Dad, happy birthday

1469
01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,985
I'm in jail

1470
01:28:36,193 --> 01:28:38,028
Jail

1471
01:28:38,070 --> 01:28:39,780
Hello, Dad

1472
01:28:39,905 --> 01:28:41,114
I'm in jail

1473
01:28:41,198 --> 01:28:43,408
Hello, Dad

1474
01:28:43,491 --> 01:28:45,410
I'm in jail

1475
01:28:45,493 --> 01:28:46,577
Hi, Dad

1476
01:28:46,786 --> 01:28:49,622
I'm calling you from jail

1477
01:28:49,705 --> 01:28:50,789
Hi, Dad

1478
01:28:50,915 --> 01:28:52,875
Happy birthday

1479
01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,918
I'm in jail

1480
01:28:55,001 --> 01:28:56,878
Jail, jail

1481
01:28:57,087 --> 01:28:59,172
Hello, Dad.
We're going to jail.

1482
01:28:59,422 --> 01:29:00,882
Say hi to Mom !

1483
01:29:01,882 --> 01:29:03,092
I like it here

1484
01:29:03,300 --> 01:29:05,010
It's nice, I like it

1485
01:29:05,302 --> 01:29:08,305
Hi, folks. Seems we have
a new listener tonight--

1486
01:29:08,430 --> 01:29:09,889
Mr. Watts of the FCC.

1487
01:29:10,181 --> 01:29:12,433
My favorite person
and yours, too, I know.

1488
01:29:12,684 --> 01:29:14,894
Hi, Arthur,
thanks for coming out.

1489
01:29:15,102 --> 01:29:17,396
Well, thank you for coming out.

1490
01:29:17,730 --> 01:29:19,481
Imagine,
a fucking political hack...

1491
01:29:19,648 --> 01:29:22,484
being in charge
of free speech in America.

1492
01:29:22,651 --> 01:29:24,486
I'll bet Watts was the guy
who took names in high school...

1493
01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,321
when the teacher was absent.

1494
01:29:26,487 --> 01:29:28,864
This is the problem
with free speech.

1495
01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:30,324
Would you cut that thing,
please?

1496
01:29:30,407 --> 01:29:33,202
He's the kind of phony
in politics who wears a wig.

1497
01:29:33,410 --> 01:29:34,911
Would you just turn
the damn thing off?

1498
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:35,704
Christ.

1499
01:29:50,508 --> 01:29:51,634
He's obviously moving.

1500
01:29:51,843 --> 01:29:53,636
Just pull over
everything on wheels.

1501
01:29:53,803 --> 01:29:56,180
Welcome to Radio Free America.

1502
01:29:56,347 --> 01:29:57,890
America's ready, I'm ready.

1503
01:29:58,015 --> 01:30:01,685
I want a million voices
crying out in the wilderness.

1504
01:30:01,726 --> 01:30:03,645
Jesus, let's get serious.

1505
01:30:14,029 --> 01:30:16,531
Hello. Hello, anyone.

1506
01:30:16,656 --> 01:30:18,116
This is Arthur Watts.

1507
01:30:18,366 --> 01:30:20,368
I am under siege.

1508
01:30:20,701 --> 01:30:22,912
Maybe Mr. Watts
can shed some light...

1509
01:30:23,037 --> 01:30:26,248
on the mysterious disappearances
of some of our students.

1510
01:30:26,331 --> 01:30:29,042
Luis Chavez, age fifteen...

1511
01:30:29,084 --> 01:30:31,211
legally kicked out
on September 26.

1512
01:30:31,503 --> 01:30:35,423
Arthur Washington, age sixteen,
expelled on September 27.

1513
01:30:35,631 --> 01:30:36,674
Hector Garcia...

1514
01:30:36,841 --> 01:30:37,800
So what does this prove?

1515
01:30:38,050 --> 01:30:39,635
Not everyone goes to college.

1516
01:30:39,635 --> 01:30:40,761
Right.

1517
01:30:41,344 --> 01:30:45,223
I think you should be
aware of something.

1518
01:30:45,765 --> 01:30:48,351
After the school received
the money from the government...

1519
01:30:48,517 --> 01:30:50,227
for every enrolled student...

1520
01:30:50,311 --> 01:30:52,146
Mrs. Creswood
would then proceed...

1521
01:30:52,229 --> 01:30:55,774
to weed out those
she felt were undesirable.

1522
01:30:55,941 --> 01:30:58,318
Nonsense. She doesn't know
what she's talking about.

1523
01:30:58,484 --> 01:30:59,819
ln the first week of school...

1524
01:30:59,944 --> 01:31:03,531
you flagged all the names
with low S.A.T. scores...

1525
01:31:03,656 --> 01:31:05,616
and started files on them. Why?

1526
01:31:05,783 --> 01:31:07,492
What are you doing
with school property?

1527
01:31:07,659 --> 01:31:08,743
She asked you why.

1528
01:31:08,910 --> 01:31:10,120
For extra tutoring?

1529
01:31:10,370 --> 01:31:11,788
You expelled
over twenty students...

1530
01:31:11,829 --> 01:31:13,206
in the first thirty days
of school.

1531
01:31:13,373 --> 01:31:15,458
And how many others did you
harass into dropping out?

1532
01:31:15,499 --> 01:31:17,042
And you kept the expelled
students' names on the rolls.

1533
01:31:17,126 --> 01:31:18,252
That's illegal.

1534
01:31:18,335 --> 01:31:19,837
The money went to the school.

1535
01:31:20,045 --> 01:31:21,338
It's all for the good
of the school.

1536
01:31:21,463 --> 01:31:22,756
Those kids had rights.

1537
01:31:22,797 --> 01:31:24,215
They were losers.

1538
01:31:24,424 --> 01:31:26,134
-Troublemakers.
-They're just kids.

1539
01:31:26,217 --> 01:31:28,135
I don't regret my policy.

1540
01:31:28,219 --> 01:31:30,638
It's criminal,
and I'm suspending you.

1541
01:31:30,763 --> 01:31:32,681
You can't do that.

1542
01:31:32,723 --> 01:31:34,516
I think I just did.

1543
01:31:57,077 --> 01:31:58,704
Please get some help.

1544
01:32:07,253 --> 01:32:08,629
Just drive over them.

1545
01:32:26,645 --> 01:32:27,813
Oh, jeez, my harmonizer.

1546
01:32:28,105 --> 01:32:28,939
Forget it.

1547
01:32:29,105 --> 01:32:30,815
Hold on.
I gotta get us out of here.

1548
01:32:38,739 --> 01:32:40,949
I needed that
to disguise my voice.

1549
01:32:41,116 --> 01:32:42,826
Give me a minute.
Maybe we can fix it.

1550
01:32:48,122 --> 01:32:49,331
Jesus.

1551
01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:51,834
Look at this.

1552
01:32:54,544 --> 01:32:56,254
Fuck it.
I'm going on without that thing.

1553
01:32:56,421 --> 01:32:58,006
No. I think I've got it.

1554
01:33:01,133 --> 01:33:02,718
OK.

1555
01:33:03,636 --> 01:33:05,137
This is really me now.

1556
01:33:05,345 --> 01:33:06,930
No more hiding.

1557
01:33:09,432 --> 01:33:11,351
Listen.

1558
01:33:11,434 --> 01:33:13,436
We're all worried.

1559
01:33:13,436 --> 01:33:15,021
We're all in pain.

1560
01:33:15,438 --> 01:33:18,399
That just comes with
having eyes, with having ears.

1561
01:33:18,690 --> 01:33:20,942
But just remember one thing.

1562
01:33:21,068 --> 01:33:24,237
lt can't get any worse.
lt can only get better.

1563
01:33:24,737 --> 01:33:26,447
I mean,
high school is the bottom.

1564
01:33:26,739 --> 01:33:29,283
Being a teenager sucks,
but that's the point.

1565
01:33:29,450 --> 01:33:31,243
Surviving it is the whole point.

1566
01:33:31,744 --> 01:33:34,246
Quitting is not
going to make you strong.

1567
01:33:34,454 --> 01:33:39,375
Living will, so just hang on
and hang in there.

1568
01:33:41,043 --> 01:33:44,546
I know all about
the hating and the sneering.

1569
01:33:44,630 --> 01:33:47,799
I'm a member of the
"Why bother?" generation myself.

1570
01:33:48,091 --> 01:33:51,427
But why did I bother
to come out here tonight?

1571
01:33:51,636 --> 01:33:53,054
And why did you?

1572
01:33:53,846 --> 01:33:55,806
I mean, it's time.

1573
01:33:55,931 --> 01:33:59,434
lt begins with us--
not with politicians...

1574
01:33:59,601 --> 01:34:02,979
the experts, or the teachers,
but with us--

1575
01:34:03,104 --> 01:34:05,356
with you and with me--

1576
01:34:05,648 --> 01:34:08,109
the ones who need it most.

1577
01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:12,112
I believe with everything
that's in me...

1578
01:34:12,404 --> 01:34:15,574
that the whole world
is longing for a healing.

1579
01:34:15,782 --> 01:34:19,285
Even the trees...

1580
01:34:19,577 --> 01:34:22,371
and the Earth itself
are crying out for it.

1581
01:34:22,580 --> 01:34:25,040
You can hear it everywhere.

1582
01:34:25,290 --> 01:34:30,045
It's the same kind of healing
I desperately needed, and...

1583
01:34:31,629 --> 01:34:33,589
finally feel has begun...

1584
01:34:34,590 --> 01:34:35,633
with you.

1585
01:35:28,763 --> 01:35:30,973
Everyone listen up!

1586
01:35:31,056 --> 01:35:33,684
It's not over yet.
This is just the beginning...

1587
01:35:33,892 --> 01:35:35,602
but it's up to you.

1588
01:35:35,727 --> 01:35:38,062
I'm calling for every kid
to seize the air.

1589
01:35:38,271 --> 01:35:40,690
Steal it. lt belongs to you.

1590
01:35:40,857 --> 01:35:42,024
Speak out.

1591
01:35:42,066 --> 01:35:43,442
They can't stop you.

1592
01:35:43,692 --> 01:35:45,319
Find your voice and use it.

1593
01:35:45,569 --> 01:35:47,696
Keep this thing going.
Pick a name.

1594
01:35:48,071 --> 01:35:49,573
Go on the air.

1595
01:35:49,698 --> 01:35:52,158
It's your life.
Take charge of it. Do it.

1596
01:35:52,283 --> 01:35:54,952
Try it, try anything.

1597
01:35:55,161 --> 01:35:56,370
Spill your guts out.

1598
01:35:56,454 --> 01:35:58,163
Say shit and fuck
a million times...

1599
01:35:58,288 --> 01:36:00,624
if you want to, but you decide.

1600
01:36:00,707 --> 01:36:02,083
Fill the air.

1601
01:36:02,292 --> 01:36:03,626
Steal it.

1602
01:36:03,668 --> 01:36:05,128
Keep the air alive!

1603
01:36:18,806 --> 01:36:20,850
We're behind you all the way,
Harry.

1604
01:36:22,393 --> 01:36:25,312
You talked to me, man.
You really talked to me.

1605
01:36:25,396 --> 01:36:27,814
You're the one, man.

1606
01:36:27,981 --> 01:36:29,691
We believe in you, Harry.

1607
01:36:29,774 --> 01:36:31,484
Stay tough, man.

1608
01:36:31,693 --> 01:36:33,111
You did great.

1609
01:36:33,152 --> 01:36:36,155
Forget it, man.
We believe in you, Harry.

1610
01:36:37,781 --> 01:36:41,076
We're with you, man.
We're with you all the way.

1611
01:36:41,993 --> 01:36:43,787
Talk hard!

1612
01:36:54,504 --> 01:36:58,383
Hi, everybody, this is Amy
at 97 FM in Springfield...

1613
01:36:58,508 --> 01:37:00,176
and my show is Radioactive.

1614
01:37:00,343 --> 01:37:01,385
Can anyone out there hear me?

1615
01:37:01,636 --> 01:37:04,346
This is Ethan from L.A.,
and I'm here...

1616
01:37:04,513 --> 01:37:06,515
Are you running in the streets?

1617
01:37:06,723 --> 01:37:07,891
Call the real runaway hotline...

1618
01:37:08,183 --> 01:37:10,727
K.C.A.T.,
Los Gatos, California...

1619
01:37:10,852 --> 01:37:13,688
This is "I am, are you?"

1620
01:37:13,855 --> 01:37:15,523
Hi, you're on the air...

1621
01:37:15,690 --> 01:37:16,774
Turn on the truth.