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[Man Narrating]
These are the legends.
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You've heard about them for years.
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The pretty housewife-
you know the one.
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The friends burst in at the surprise party,
find her spread eagle...
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with the family dog licking peanut butter
from between her legs.
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Well, she's real.
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Remember the cheerleader?
She gets her stomach pumped.
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- They find a quart of sperm. Her name's Luann.
- Hey.
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They may not look like much to you,
but they were all-stars on the circuit.
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The hooker reunites
with thejohn here...
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the molester with the molested.
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The guy hanging naked
from the shower curtain rod...
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half dead from autoerotic asphyxiation?
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- Hi. My name is Lonnie, and I'm a sex addict.
- He's Lonnie. He's a sex addict.
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[All]
Hi, Lonnie.
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These people are the reason
emergency rooms have special tools...
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to remove the champagne bottle,
the fluorescent bulb, the hamster.
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- Did you ever experience-
- For the freaks in here, sex is a compulsion...
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- like gambling, or drugs, or shoplifting.
- Hi. My name is Agnes.
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At least this one looks like love...
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- if you squint.
- [Door Opens]
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That's my best friend, Denny.
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Denny showed up here
after he got booted from art school...
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for waxing his weasel
during life drawing class.
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Not like the model was even fine.
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Just some old hippie
with overgrown nature bush.
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But Denny didn't care. By then he was
masturbating 15 times a dayjust to break even.
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Got so he could barely
make a fist anymore.
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Nico gets released from the halfway house
twice a week for therapy...
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just like Cinderella.
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Only at midnight
she turns into a fugitive.
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Don't get me wrong- I'm no different.
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We're all here for the same reason:
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to dig through our personal valise
of perverse, heartbreaking memories...
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until we find one that helps us
to break the cycle, to get sober.
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For me, that means no more constant
meaningless sex with strangers...
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all the time.
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I come to meetings.
I work the steps.
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I even try to abstain.
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- So far, it's not going so well.
- [Nico Moans]
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- Not that it's any picnic to quit.
- Sign this.
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Sex addicts become literally dependent
on the rush of constant sex.
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Around the world, Nico.
Around the world, baby.
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Orgasms release endorphins.
Endorphins kill pain.
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- And I'm all for that.
- [Moans]
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- You got something to write with?
- In my pocket.
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Hold on a second. I'm Nico's sponsor,
and I take that very seriously.
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Here you go, babe.
[Moans]
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I mean, please,
even the worst blowjob is better...
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than, say, sniffing the greatest rose
or watching the greatest sunset.
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But I'm not thinking about that now...
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because at any moment
I won't have a problem in the world.
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No bills, no stupidjob, no crazy mother.
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All I'm going to feel is perfect,
beautiful nothing.
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- [Grunting]
- Fuck you! Not yet.
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[Grunting]
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Here it comes. Perfect.
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- Beautiful.
- [Moans] Fu-
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[All]
Keep coming back.
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It works if you work it,
so work it, you're worth it.
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Yeah.
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What'd you say you do again?
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I am the backbone
of colonial America.
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- Welcome to the Village of Dunsboro.
- Come on, kids.
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Here, life in an 18th-century settlement
is re-created in vivid detail.
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Here. Take it.
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- [Narrating] For some,
it's more vivid than others.
- Bye-bye.
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Not that you can blame 'em.
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We're all marooned here
like castaways on some TVshow...
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who never age and never escape.
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Think Gilligan meets Groundhog Day...
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in hell.
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Hmm. Can I get a turn?
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- Sure you can.
- When?
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When the Mayflower
sails out of my ass.
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- Hey, kids.
- Nice.
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- [Child] Ooh.
- Hi. All right. Watch this. Ready?
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[Boy]
Whoa, you've got skills.
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How do you know how to do that?
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[Bell Clanging]
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- [Denny] Get off me. Aah.!
- Hey, man. What the-
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Hey, get out of here, you little shits!
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- [Groans]
- Easy, easy, easy.
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It's me. It's me.
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- Sorry, dude.
- You all right?
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Yeah, these kids kept putting
this ferret thing down my pants.
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Am I bleeding?
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- Oh, God.
- What? What is it?
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Ursula, man.
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- [Denny] She's a milkmaid.
- You got that right.
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No.
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No.
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Yeah.
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She's milking those cows all day...
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working those fingers up and down
and up and down and up and down.
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- Hey! Hey, hey, man!
- Thanks.
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- Yeah, you may not want to do that.
- Ursula?
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Hi.
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[Victor]
Look at this guy.
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Man's a glutton for punishment.
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- [Chuckling]
- [Denny] She laughed.
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- Did you see that?
- "At," dude, not "with."
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[Denny]
Right.
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Oh, shit. Let's roll.
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Wait, wait. Where is it? Fuck.
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- What the fuck are you doing?
- I need my wig. Where's my wig?
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- Leave the goddamn wig, will you?
- Dude, he'll dock me.
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- Who hast released thee from thy bonds?
- My bonds?
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Thou knowest the rules.
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Miscreants may be freed only by a duly
appointed member of the constabulary.
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Give it a rest with the olden spiel,
Charlie.
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You heard the bells. We're off.
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- And what of his uncovered pate?
- My what?
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Your pate! Your pate.
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Discarding period attire whilst within
colony walls is a clear violation of character.
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Fine. Okay? You happy?
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- Thy purse shall suffer for thy transgressions.
- Hey, hey, hey, look.
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I don't mind if you wanna play method Mussolini
to this bunch of failed drama school rejects...
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- but you dock my check one more time-
- Victor.
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thou wilt feel the wrath
of a fuckin' beat-down.
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- Bring it then, varlet, if thou be a man.
- Victor! Victor!
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- What wilt thou do?
- What am I gonna do? What? What?
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- What sayest thou?
- It's the last bus.
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- What wilt thou do?
- Oh!
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- Come on.
- All right. Let's go. Come on.
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- Where dost thou go?
- Let's go.
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Fuckin' knave.
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[Man] # Years ago I lost my guard
Ever since it's been hard #
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# Standing up like a man #
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# Like a father
Understand #
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# That all I do is not enough #
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- # For myself I am tough #
- Dude, where is this place?
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- It's coming up.
- # On myself I need to freeze #
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- Here.
- # I need direction, ah, please #
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# Show me all the rules, girl #
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- # I just wanna get 'em wrong ##
- Thank you.
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## [Speakers: Muzak]
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Can't we just this once enjoy
a nice meal like normal people?
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- No.
- [Sighs]
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- You can't fool people into loving you.
- Wanna bet?
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[Victor Narrating]
Somebody saves your life...
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- [Gasps]
- they'll love you forever.
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- [Choking]
- It's like the old Chinese custom.
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They feel responsible.
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They'll write.
They'll send birthday cards.
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Play it right, even cash.
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Unless you let yourself get rescued by
some busboy who brings down 350 a week.
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Hey.! That's mine.
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So, who's it gonna be tonight?
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How 'bout you, honey?
You feeling heroic?
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Uh-oh. Swatch.
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[Man]
Okay. Come on.!
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There he is. You and me,
we're about to be friends for life.
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- Come on. Come on, come on.
- Who knows? This might be
the greatest day of their lives.
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- [Gags]
- One heroic deed thatjustifies
their entire existence.
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- [Gasping]
- They grab you and hold you.
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They rock you softly in their arms.
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All right. It's gonna be all right.
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And before you know it,
you're their child.
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- [Sobs] You're okay.
- You belong to them.
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- Yeah.
- [Applause]
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- Okay.
- You see this? This is my favorite part.
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- Hey, Kim.
- Hi, Victor.
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- How art thou?
- That's funny.
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- That's very funny.
- Proceed.
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[Buzzer Buzzing]
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[Beeping]
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[Victor Narrating]
Mrs. Novak is an undresser.
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That's why she gets the special pantsuit.
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Other patients express themselves
through art...
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which can also be disturbing.
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Eva here is what you call a squirrel.
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Colin? Oh, Colin, is that you?
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What do we have tonight, Eva?
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Hmm. Roast beef.
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That's not doing you any good
in there, now, is it?
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You hurt me, Colin.
You hurt me, and I'm telling Mother.
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- That might prove challenging.
- You touched my woo-woo.
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I definitely did not touch
your woo-woo.
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[Victor] If it wasn't for that chip in her
bracelet, she'd follow me around all night...
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- squawking about her poor woo-woo.
- [Beeping]
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St. Anthony's is what you call
a constant care facility.
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It's for loony broads of all ages.
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But mostly,
it's where grannies get dumped.
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You see that look shejust gave me?
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That's 'cause that really happened.
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Guess you could say
I'm kinda tight with the staff.
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Hello. Who are you?
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Oh, that's right.
You're gonna ruin everything.
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But of course, I don't know that yet.
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Well, it's about time.
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She's been asking for you all day.
Wouldn't take a bite until you got here.
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- Who am I today?
- Some guy named Fred.
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- Sounds like another one of the lawyers.
- He was.
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- "Was"?
- Fred's dead. Aortic aneurysm.
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- Fall of'97.
- You forgetting something?
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Oh.
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- So, you good?
- Yeah.
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Well, my lady,
I'll see you later. Okay?
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Okay.
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[Speaking Italian, Kisses]
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That's nice.
Hey, where's Constance?
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Upstairs.
They took her this morning.
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Oh. Well, she'll be back.
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Oh, no, she won't, Fred.
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They take you up to the second floor,
you don't come back.
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But they take you up to the third floor,
you'd just better hope your plot's paid up.
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I got... cannelloni!
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- Huh?
- Will you get that out of my face?
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You're just like my son, Victor, always trying
to shove some inedible mosh down my throat.
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I thought you liked Italian.
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You gotta eat, you know.
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You gotta-
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Oh, it's you!
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What happened, Fred?
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You used to cut quite the dashing figure.
Now look at you.
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You look like my son, Victor,
the minimum wage tour guide.
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- He's not a tour guide.
- Well, something menial or irrelevant like that.
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You know what he did?
He dropped out of medical school.
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- Did you know that?
- I heard.
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Now he's so busy ruining his life,
he doesn't have time to visit his mother.
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That's disgraceful.
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When I think what I went through to give
that boy some vision, to open his eyes.
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And do you know how he repays me?
You know what he did?
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- He had me committed-
- Isn't Victor supporting you?
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Who told you that?
[Spits]
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I heard he dropped out
of medical school...
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just so you could move into
an expensive private hospital.
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Didn't I hear something like that? Huh?
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Look, there's my show.
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And I got a feelin'
Victor might visit more often...
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if you didn't spend all your time
talking to a bunch of dead lawyers.
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- Huh?
- Oh, you'll never change, Fred.
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00:12:45,522 --> 00:12:48,013
You're always defending
the hopelessly guilty.
235
00:12:48,092 --> 00:12:51,528
[Man On TV]
That's not how you drown a cat.
236
00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:02,529
You're in a hospital.
Dr. Blue is called on the intercom.
237
00:13:02,606 --> 00:13:05,166
- Uh, that means somebody stopped breathing.
- Good.
238
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,643
- Pamela Cosgrove paged in an airport.
- Oh, I know this one.
239
00:13:08,712 --> 00:13:11,237
- Quick, quick, quick.
- I know this one. Terrorist with a gun.
240
00:13:11,315 --> 00:13:14,876
Terrilynn Mayfield,
please pick up a courtesy phone.
241
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:17,147
Uh, nerve gas?
242
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:21,681
- Think cows and horses.
- Oh, anthrax. Why am I so stupid?
243
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:24,751
That's all right. Learn half these names,
you'll live longer than most.
244
00:13:24,828 --> 00:13:27,092
Forget what
some foster family teaches you.
245
00:13:27,164 --> 00:13:29,155
These fake people are all that matter.
246
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,803
- What is it?
- It's a playground.
247
00:13:33,871 --> 00:13:37,238
- Could we go over there?
- Why on earth would we do that?
248
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:42,702
Mmm, just to swing and stuff,
like normal people.
249
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,907
We have to keep moving, honey.
250
00:13:44,982 --> 00:13:49,885
If we stopped at every playground we came
across, we'd never get anything done.
251
00:13:49,953 --> 00:13:51,944
Eat your supper.
252
00:14:11,875 --> 00:14:14,275
What are you supposed to be?
253
00:14:15,913 --> 00:14:18,677
Oh, I'm the backbone of colonial America.
254
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:22,185
- Which is?
- An Irish indentured servant.
255
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:25,619
- Where's Dr. Fielding?
- Gone. Retired.
256
00:14:25,689 --> 00:14:28,180
- Are you in charge of my mother?
- Name?
257
00:14:28,258 --> 00:14:30,453
- Victor.
- Hers?
258
00:14:30,527 --> 00:14:33,826
Oh. Um, Ida Mancini.
259
00:14:33,897 --> 00:14:35,865
- You're the son.
- Yeah.
260
00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,925
- The tour guide.
- I'm not a tour guide.
261
00:14:39,002 --> 00:14:40,993
I'm a historical interpreter.
262
00:14:41,071 --> 00:14:43,596
Okay.
263
00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,665
How come you never visit?
264
00:14:45,742 --> 00:14:47,835
I visit all the time, just not as myself.
265
00:14:47,911 --> 00:14:51,813
Kind of defeats the purpose,
don't you think?
266
00:14:51,882 --> 00:14:53,873
She's an amazing woman, your mother.
267
00:14:53,951 --> 00:14:57,512
- Yeah. Listen, Dr. -
- Marshall. Dr. Paige Marshall.
268
00:14:57,588 --> 00:14:59,579
Hi. She's getting worse.
269
00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:02,318
She-She never knows who I am anymore
and now she won't eat.
270
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:05,486
- Even when the lawyer comes to visit?
- There's no lawyer.
271
00:15:05,562 --> 00:15:08,622
I'm the lawyer. Today she spat out
cannelloni from Cicero's.
272
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,690
That's like her death row favorite meal.
273
00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:13,099
I've seen her sprint 10 blocks in heels
just to steal it.
274
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:16,071
We're reaching the point
where decisions have to be made.
275
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,370
Decisions?
What do you mean, decisions?
276
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,672
Dr. Marshall.!
277
00:15:20,744 --> 00:15:22,177
[Grunting]
278
00:15:22,246 --> 00:15:24,874
- You'll have to excuse me now.
- Hey, hey.
279
00:15:24,948 --> 00:15:28,349
Could we go somewhere and talk,
you know, about my mother and stuff?
280
00:15:28,418 --> 00:15:30,784
- Now?
- Or later.
281
00:15:30,854 --> 00:15:33,914
We could meet for a drink
or, uh-you know.
282
00:15:33,991 --> 00:15:36,118
Are you asking me out?
283
00:15:36,193 --> 00:15:40,857
Well, no. Sort of. I mean, yeah.
284
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:43,923
I have to finish my rounds now,
Mr. Mancini.
285
00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:46,333
We'll talk again on your next visit.
286
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:48,997
But-
287
00:15:49,206 --> 00:15:52,607
- [Denny] These are your grandparents, right?
- Um, I guess so, yeah.
288
00:15:52,676 --> 00:15:55,702
- I never met them.
- Why do they look like that?
289
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:59,078
- They're Italian.
- Like, from Italy?
290
00:15:59,149 --> 00:16:01,481
Yeah.
291
00:16:01,552 --> 00:16:04,487
Uh, Mom came for boarding school
and never went back.
292
00:16:04,555 --> 00:16:07,046
Ah. Look at her here.
293
00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:13,385
Wow. She was really,
really, really, really-
294
00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:16,261
Hey, hey! What the fuck!
295
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,268
- Dude.! That's my mom.
- I'm sorry, dude.
296
00:16:19,336 --> 00:16:21,827
- [Chuckling] It's just, she was hot.
- No.
297
00:16:21,905 --> 00:16:26,001
Here. Make yourself useful.
298
00:16:26,076 --> 00:16:27,600
Man.
299
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:30,044
"Dear Victor...
300
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:32,445
"sorry to hear about your gums.
301
00:16:32,516 --> 00:16:34,416
"Hope this will help.
302
00:16:34,484 --> 00:16:36,748
Your pal, Bennett."
303
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,846
- Who's Bennett?
- You met him. Sizzler on Western.
304
00:16:39,923 --> 00:16:42,824
Oh, yeah. Big guy?
Nearly broke a rib?
305
00:16:42,893 --> 00:16:45,327
That's him. How much?
306
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:49,491
Uh, 32.
307
00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:52,364
Dollars? Thirty-two dollars?
308
00:16:52,436 --> 00:16:55,269
You know what $32 gets you
at a periodontist these days?
309
00:16:55,339 --> 00:16:57,773
- Why? What's wrong with your gums?
- Nothin'
310
00:16:57,841 --> 00:17:01,004
- I'm just saying, if there was.
- You're healthy.
311
00:17:01,078 --> 00:17:03,308
Let me explain something to you.
I provide a service.
312
00:17:03,380 --> 00:17:06,042
They send some cash.
It renews their savior experience.
313
00:17:06,116 --> 00:17:09,882
It's like when you adopt an overseas orphan,
only I'm right here.
314
00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:13,286
Besides, if I don't come up
with my monthly three grand...
315
00:17:13,357 --> 00:17:16,053
those vipers at St. Anthony's
won't let me in to feed her.
316
00:17:16,126 --> 00:17:17,889
- Fuck!
- What?
317
00:17:17,961 --> 00:17:19,451
I'm light.
318
00:17:19,529 --> 00:17:22,191
[Sighs]
Again, Mr. Mancini?
319
00:17:22,266 --> 00:17:24,962
You're light again.
320
00:17:25,035 --> 00:17:27,196
Not to worry.
321
00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:32,675
I'm sure there's room
at the new state facility in Clancy.
322
00:17:32,743 --> 00:17:35,712
- I hear they do a lovely porridge.
- [Line Ringing]
323
00:17:35,779 --> 00:17:38,179
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
324
00:17:39,650 --> 00:17:42,676
[Sighs]
You got a pen?
325
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,486
God bless you, Mr. Mancini.
326
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:01,198
Come on.
It's eggplant parm from Gallini's.
327
00:18:01,271 --> 00:18:03,933
You love their eggplant. One bite.
328
00:18:04,007 --> 00:18:06,805
I'm not hungry.
[Sniffles]
329
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:10,608
So, what are you doing? What's -
What's going on? Why are you-
330
00:18:10,681 --> 00:18:12,615
You're crying.
331
00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,010
What do you expect, Artie?
I'm dying.
332
00:18:17,087 --> 00:18:19,453
You're not dying. You're not dying.
333
00:18:19,523 --> 00:18:21,514
For Pete's sake, look at me.
334
00:18:21,591 --> 00:18:26,585
Half the time I don't even know
who I'm talking to anymore.
335
00:18:26,663 --> 00:18:29,461
Fine. Whatever.
336
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:32,525
I've had enough
of this ridiculous planet.
337
00:18:35,205 --> 00:18:37,196
It's Victor.
338
00:18:38,975 --> 00:18:40,966
I can't bear it.
339
00:18:42,612 --> 00:18:46,309
- He has to know.
- Know what?
340
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:48,408
Who he comes from.
341
00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:51,784
You said his father was a traveling salesman
from Norway with Tourette's.
342
00:18:51,855 --> 00:18:55,484
- I had to tell him something.
- You mean-You mean he's not?
343
00:18:55,559 --> 00:18:57,584
Of course he's not.
344
00:18:59,563 --> 00:19:02,623
[Exhales]
You, uh- [Chuckles]
345
00:19:02,699 --> 00:19:05,031
You have to tell him the truth, Ida.
346
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,093
He's got a right to know.
347
00:19:07,170 --> 00:19:09,730
I've been trying for months now...
348
00:19:09,806 --> 00:19:14,743
but he so rarely comes to visit, and when
he does, I can't bring myself to say it.
349
00:19:14,811 --> 00:19:17,279
Listen to me now, Ida.
350
00:19:17,347 --> 00:19:20,475
It's very important that Victor
knows who he comes from...
351
00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:23,018
other than just, you know...
352
00:19:23,086 --> 00:19:25,020
you.
353
00:19:25,088 --> 00:19:27,181
- You really think so?
- Absolutely.
354
00:19:27,257 --> 00:19:30,249
Let me call him. I bet you
I could get him here lickety-split.
355
00:19:30,327 --> 00:19:32,989
- Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
I couldn't face that. No.
- Well-
356
00:19:33,063 --> 00:19:36,794
You can tell me then.
I won't say a word.
357
00:19:36,867 --> 00:19:39,097
Attorney-client privilege and all.
358
00:19:39,169 --> 00:19:41,831
But, Artie, I really can't do that.
359
00:19:41,905 --> 00:19:43,839
Why not?
360
00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:49,438
- 'Cause I'm not even sure who you really are.
- [Door Opens]
361
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:55,247
Oh, I'm sorry, Artie.
I have to go.
362
00:19:56,686 --> 00:19:58,916
- Hey.
- Hi, Tito.
363
00:20:04,127 --> 00:20:06,891
Do you think she'll take you back?
She won't, you know.
364
00:20:06,963 --> 00:20:10,421
Pretty women
are narcissistic and unforgiving.
365
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,434
You're pretty.
366
00:20:14,104 --> 00:20:17,335
I might have known.
You're too weak. You're too ordinary.
367
00:20:17,407 --> 00:20:20,240
This work requires vision.
It requires fortitude.
368
00:20:20,310 --> 00:20:22,505
What work?
You don't do any work.
369
00:20:22,579 --> 00:20:25,309
All you do is get in trouble.
370
00:20:25,382 --> 00:20:27,680
Don't you see? You are my work.
371
00:20:27,751 --> 00:20:30,242
All the political acts,
all the subversive happenings-
372
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,413
They're all designed
to- to open your eyes.
373
00:20:32,489 --> 00:20:36,220
- Where's my father?
- Well, he's probably back in Oslo by now...
374
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:39,854
offending his poor customers
with those unfortunate outbursts.
375
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:42,194
I want to see him.
376
00:20:42,265 --> 00:20:45,757
He doesn't want you, Victor.
Why do you think he left?
377
00:20:48,905 --> 00:20:51,100
[Paige]
We need to talk.
378
00:20:51,174 --> 00:20:54,575
I think it's time we consider
a move to the second floor.
379
00:20:54,644 --> 00:20:57,875
The second floor?
No. Absolutely not.
380
00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,610
Mr. Mancini, your mother suffers
from a form of dementia...
381
00:21:00,684 --> 00:21:03,517
that's been exacerbated
by years of substance abuse.
382
00:21:03,587 --> 00:21:05,282
Dr. Fielding said it was Alzheimer's.
383
00:21:05,355 --> 00:21:09,086
There's a reason Dr. Fielding's
playing mini golf in Boca right now.
384
00:21:09,159 --> 00:21:11,150
Can we walk?
385
00:21:13,096 --> 00:21:15,121
Hey, did you try Aricept or Cognex?
386
00:21:15,198 --> 00:21:17,428
How would you know
about those drugs, Mr. Mancini?
387
00:21:17,501 --> 00:21:19,833
What about a glutamine blocker
like Memantine?
388
00:21:19,903 --> 00:21:23,737
We've tried everything. Once they've stopped
eating, the course is fairly predictable.
389
00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:26,605
Couldn't you force-feed her?
I'd be happy to help.
390
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:28,735
I understand how you feel.
391
00:21:28,812 --> 00:21:32,714
Facing the possibility of a loved one's
demise can be very traumatic.
392
00:21:32,782 --> 00:21:36,718
Oh, no. I want her to die, just not
until I find out who my family is.
393
00:21:36,786 --> 00:21:39,778
Perhaps we should talk later
when you're not so upset.
394
00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:42,882
- You're absolutely right.
What time do you get off?
- You don't have to do that.
395
00:21:42,959 --> 00:21:44,824
- What?
- Try to have sex with me.
396
00:21:44,895 --> 00:21:46,760
Oh, I really do.
397
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:49,765
Well, I suppose that's flattering,
but I think we'd better not.
398
00:21:49,833 --> 00:21:54,463
- Why?
- Because you're just sad and lonely maybe.
399
00:21:54,538 --> 00:21:56,802
And you're realizing for the first time
that your mother...
400
00:21:56,873 --> 00:22:00,036
probably won't be getting better.
401
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:03,170
And sleeping with me isn't gonna
change any of that, now, is it?
402
00:22:04,247 --> 00:22:06,147
Only one way to find out.
403
00:22:06,216 --> 00:22:08,116
Good night, Mr. Mancini.
404
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,511
Hey.
405
00:22:12,589 --> 00:22:15,649
There's a little piece missing
from your ear.
406
00:22:15,725 --> 00:22:17,784
- I was clawed.
- Clawed?
407
00:22:17,861 --> 00:22:19,351
- By what?
- A lynx.
408
00:22:19,429 --> 00:22:20,953
- A lynx?
- It's like a bobcat.
409
00:22:21,031 --> 00:22:23,295
- I know what a lynx is.
- Oh.
410
00:22:25,535 --> 00:22:27,526
You lie a lot, huh?
411
00:22:27,604 --> 00:22:29,538
I guess.
412
00:22:38,548 --> 00:22:41,142
- You hurt me, Colin.
- Eva. I'm really not up to this.
413
00:22:41,217 --> 00:22:43,208
You touched me in my private place.
414
00:22:43,286 --> 00:22:45,083
- Would you stop saying that?
- [Scoffs]
415
00:22:45,155 --> 00:22:48,147
You said that it was just
a little game, a secret game...
416
00:22:48,224 --> 00:22:51,318
and then you put
your big man thing inside me!
417
00:22:51,394 --> 00:22:53,555
Okay, listen.
418
00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:59,432
[Beeping]
419
00:22:59,502 --> 00:23:01,800
Fine. You got me. I did it.
420
00:23:03,907 --> 00:23:06,375
- You admit it?
- Absolutely.
421
00:23:06,443 --> 00:23:10,436
I boned you silly.
Stuck it in every chance I got.
422
00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:14,449
After all these years,
you finally admit it!
423
00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:17,680
That's right. Now if you'll excuse me,
you got some pimento loaf in there.
424
00:23:17,754 --> 00:23:21,019
- It's not doing you any favors.
- And you're not sorry?
425
00:23:21,091 --> 00:23:23,719
Eva, baby, little sis,
of course I'm sorry.
426
00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:26,057
I was a wretched, disgusting horn dog.
427
00:23:26,129 --> 00:23:29,530
But you were such a hot tamale,
I couldn't control myself.
428
00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:32,090
- [Weeping]
- Oh, look. Okay. Don't -
429
00:23:32,168 --> 00:23:34,659
Look, for Christ's sakes, don't do that.
Look, I'm sorry.
430
00:23:34,738 --> 00:23:38,196
I hurt your woo-woo,
but it was, like, 80 years ago.
431
00:23:38,274 --> 00:23:40,265
Can we please move on?
432
00:23:40,343 --> 00:23:42,937
[Loud Crying]
433
00:23:43,013 --> 00:23:44,947
Oh, Colin.
434
00:23:45,015 --> 00:23:47,449
Oh, Colin, I forgive you.
435
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:49,712
I forgive you, Colin.
436
00:23:49,786 --> 00:23:52,118
[Crying Continues]
437
00:23:52,322 --> 00:23:55,291
- You can't nail your mom's doctor.
- Why not?
438
00:23:55,358 --> 00:23:58,122
'Cause later, when she hates you,
she might give her the wrong pills.
439
00:23:58,194 --> 00:24:01,391
Nah, she wouldn't do that. She took an oath.
Besides, now I have to fuck her.
440
00:24:01,464 --> 00:24:03,125
Why?
441
00:24:03,199 --> 00:24:05,793
Because she pinned me to the cork
like some stupid horny beetle specimen...
442
00:24:05,869 --> 00:24:07,803
without even breaking a sweat.
443
00:24:07,871 --> 00:24:10,101
And so now you want to
sleep with her for revenge?
444
00:24:10,173 --> 00:24:12,107
- Yeah.
- [Laughs]
445
00:24:12,175 --> 00:24:15,975
I need her to keep my mom alive long enough
for me to get the truth out of her.
446
00:24:16,046 --> 00:24:18,708
Why? What do you think
you're gonna find out?
447
00:24:18,782 --> 00:24:21,649
That I come from somebody else too.
Somebody real. Somebody normal.
448
00:24:21,718 --> 00:24:26,052
After all the psychotic shit she put me
through, it's the least she can do, right?
449
00:24:26,122 --> 00:24:28,056
I'm supposed to lock him in, Victor.
450
00:24:28,124 --> 00:24:29,989
He was very specific about that.
451
00:24:30,060 --> 00:24:32,290
You touch these stocks,
you're goin' in, Norm...
452
00:24:32,362 --> 00:24:35,559
and you won't be wearin'
that nifty sentry getup either.
453
00:24:35,632 --> 00:24:37,827
Dick.
454
00:24:37,901 --> 00:24:39,835
You shouldn't have done that.
455
00:24:39,903 --> 00:24:43,395
Now Charlie's gonna lobby
the town council to banish us again.
456
00:24:43,473 --> 00:24:47,603
- So, what'd you do this time?
- Forgot to wash this off.
457
00:24:47,677 --> 00:24:52,114
You ever think you might be fuckin' up
on purpose just to keep yourself in here?
458
00:24:52,182 --> 00:24:56,448
Maybe. All this time in the stocks,
I got myself almost a week sober.
459
00:24:56,519 --> 00:24:58,749
I wouldn't get too carried away
with this whole sobriety thing.
460
00:24:58,822 --> 00:25:01,791
Given to what your body's used to,
you're liable to explode.
461
00:25:01,858 --> 00:25:04,793
How 'bout you?
You start your fourth step yet?
462
00:25:04,861 --> 00:25:06,852
That's the, um-
463
00:25:06,930 --> 00:25:09,831
That's the searching, fearless inventory
of everything you did...
464
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:13,630
and was done to you
in your sordid sex addict history.
465
00:25:13,703 --> 00:25:17,264
If you need some help, I'd be happy
to remind you of heinous shit you did.
466
00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:19,274
Thanks. I'm good.
467
00:25:19,342 --> 00:25:21,276
Hey, wait a minute.
468
00:25:21,344 --> 00:25:24,006
If your mom already thinks...
469
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,572
that you're Artie, or Fred,
or whoever...
470
00:25:27,650 --> 00:25:30,050
how are you gonna convince her
that you're really you?
471
00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:32,054
I'm not.
472
00:25:34,424 --> 00:25:39,418
- Hi. I'm Victor.
- Dude, don't -don't - Don't gild the lily, okay?
473
00:25:41,431 --> 00:25:43,661
- That's her?
- Yeah.
474
00:25:43,733 --> 00:25:46,497
She's young, for this place.
475
00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:49,197
- I know.
- And still kind of hot.
476
00:25:49,272 --> 00:25:51,467
Jesus!
477
00:25:51,541 --> 00:25:54,009
And she won't notice I'm not you?
478
00:25:54,077 --> 00:25:56,671
We're about to find out.
479
00:26:01,451 --> 00:26:05,410
Mrs. Mancini, I brought your son.
I brought Victor.
480
00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:07,422
No.
481
00:26:08,424 --> 00:26:11,484
- No. It's not.
- Yeah. Hi, Mom.
482
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:15,657
It's Victor. Hi.
483
00:26:20,703 --> 00:26:22,637
Victor!
484
00:26:25,875 --> 00:26:28,070
- Is that really you?
- Yep.
485
00:26:28,144 --> 00:26:30,135
It really is.
486
00:26:33,116 --> 00:26:36,415
Oh, Victor.
487
00:26:36,486 --> 00:26:40,286
[Chuckling]
Mom, your hands are freezing.
488
00:26:40,356 --> 00:26:43,189
Dude?
489
00:26:43,259 --> 00:26:45,022
Oh, Victor.
490
00:26:46,095 --> 00:26:48,256
Hey, you know, in my experience...
491
00:26:48,331 --> 00:26:51,357
I have found
that these puzzles work best...
492
00:26:51,434 --> 00:26:54,198
if you find all the edge pieces first.
493
00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:56,704
Oh! Found a corner.
494
00:26:56,773 --> 00:27:00,573
[Whispering] Hey, wasn't there
something you were gonna tell him?
495
00:27:00,643 --> 00:27:02,577
- Huh?
- Wasn't there?
496
00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:05,045
Oh, yeah.
497
00:27:05,114 --> 00:27:07,639
I'm so happy you've come, Victor.
498
00:27:09,352 --> 00:27:13,015
I have so much to tell you.
I have so much to explain.
499
00:27:17,527 --> 00:27:19,927
Murray.
500
00:27:19,996 --> 00:27:22,430
This is between my son and I.
501
00:27:22,498 --> 00:27:25,490
- I think maybe I should stay here because-
- Go!
502
00:27:25,568 --> 00:27:28,935
- But you know, I don't think-
- Murray, please.
503
00:27:35,311 --> 00:27:38,075
My boy. My beautiful boy.
504
00:27:38,147 --> 00:27:41,014
- Are you Victor?
- Yeah.
505
00:27:41,084 --> 00:27:44,485
What'd l-What-What'd I do to you?
506
00:27:44,554 --> 00:27:46,488
Nothing.
507
00:27:49,659 --> 00:27:52,822
[Ida Crying]
I'm so scared.
508
00:27:52,896 --> 00:27:56,297
[Woman On P.A., Indistinct]
509
00:28:01,537 --> 00:28:03,971
[Door Closes]
510
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:08,602
That ceiling
was once covered with angels...
511
00:28:08,678 --> 00:28:10,669
but they painted over them.
512
00:28:10,747 --> 00:28:14,683
- Some papal decree.
- Vatican II.
513
00:28:15,852 --> 00:28:18,980
- Are you Catholic?
- My mom, she's from-
514
00:28:19,055 --> 00:28:21,683
Italy. I know.
515
00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,723
[Exhales]
516
00:28:25,795 --> 00:28:28,059
I think I've found a way to save her.
517
00:28:29,599 --> 00:28:33,126
But it's going to require
your participation.
518
00:28:33,202 --> 00:28:37,002
It's an experimental procedure.
It's illegal.
519
00:28:37,073 --> 00:28:39,234
I can't even guarantee it will work.
520
00:28:39,309 --> 00:28:41,607
In order to attempt this procedure...
521
00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,976
I'm going to need some embryonic tissue.
522
00:28:44,047 --> 00:28:46,914
Okay. Ho-Hold on a second.
523
00:28:46,983 --> 00:28:50,714
It's difficult for me to be so direct,
but time is a factor.
524
00:28:50,787 --> 00:28:54,086
My mucosa's so thick,
you could stand a spoon in it.
525
00:28:54,157 --> 00:28:56,216
Are you fucking with me?
526
00:28:56,292 --> 00:28:58,988
Given the options available to us,
this is her only hope.
527
00:28:59,062 --> 00:29:02,395
The good news is
she's an ideal candidate.
528
00:29:02,465 --> 00:29:06,196
All she needs is a healthy,
genetically compatible donor.
529
00:29:06,269 --> 00:29:08,328
And-And you know what to do?
530
00:29:08,404 --> 00:29:11,498
I put myself through med school
working nights in a stem cell research lab.
531
00:29:11,574 --> 00:29:16,341
That's hot. But why-why would you
put yourself out like this for her?
532
00:29:16,412 --> 00:29:19,245
Your mother
has been an inspiration to me.
533
00:29:19,315 --> 00:29:21,408
She changed my life.
534
00:29:21,484 --> 00:29:25,921
I'd never be able to forgive myself
if I didn't do everything I could to save her.
535
00:29:25,989 --> 00:29:28,514
Are we talking about the same person?
536
00:29:28,591 --> 00:29:31,458
Let's just do this before I lose my nerve.
537
00:29:31,527 --> 00:29:34,018
H- Here?
538
00:29:34,097 --> 00:29:36,224
I can never see you outside of this place.
539
00:29:36,299 --> 00:29:39,632
This has nothing to do with love...
540
00:29:39,702 --> 00:29:43,832
or commitment,
or anything like that.
541
00:29:43,906 --> 00:29:46,374
I simply need your seed.
542
00:29:46,442 --> 00:29:48,967
You should know,
I might be a sex addict.
543
00:29:49,045 --> 00:29:52,378
Well, just do what comes naturally.
544
00:29:52,448 --> 00:29:54,973
But I've got almost three days
of sobriety here.
545
00:29:55,051 --> 00:29:57,713
- [Zipper Unzips]
- All right, two.
546
00:29:57,787 --> 00:29:59,721
Don't worry.
547
00:29:59,789 --> 00:30:03,919
With a little luck, your mother will soon
be just the same as she always was.
548
00:30:11,834 --> 00:30:14,598
You couldn't get it up?
549
00:30:14,670 --> 00:30:17,798
- That's nice. A little louder.
- Didn't think that thing ever went down.
550
00:30:17,874 --> 00:30:21,901
I'd like to see you cop a chubby
with the holy savior staring down your crack.
551
00:30:21,978 --> 00:30:24,947
Wow, man. This is huge.
552
00:30:25,014 --> 00:30:28,040
- What are you talking about?
- Look, who knows?
553
00:30:28,117 --> 00:30:31,518
Maybe you're really into her,
maybe you're just bottoming out...
554
00:30:31,587 --> 00:30:34,181
but the fact
that some part of you resisted...
555
00:30:34,257 --> 00:30:38,159
turning this into the usual nothing?
[Chuckles]
556
00:30:38,227 --> 00:30:40,627
Well, I'm calling that a really big step.
557
00:30:40,696 --> 00:30:44,496
You know, I think I liked you better
when you were just jerkin' off all the time.
558
00:30:46,202 --> 00:30:49,000
Hey, did you find out who I am yet?
559
00:30:49,072 --> 00:30:51,506
I'm trying, but, uh,
all she wants to do is hang out.
560
00:30:51,574 --> 00:30:54,008
- Really?
- Yeah.
561
00:30:54,077 --> 00:30:56,773
Check this out.
562
00:30:56,846 --> 00:31:00,509
- You putz, put that away. Put that away, man.
- Just check out-
563
00:31:00,583 --> 00:31:02,551
No, check out- check out that one.
564
00:31:04,554 --> 00:31:07,045
- Yeah.
- Where?
565
00:31:07,123 --> 00:31:10,456
- Isn't that your number?
- My parents are renting out my room.
566
00:31:10,526 --> 00:31:13,723
- But you still live there.
- I think that's sort of the point.
567
00:31:13,796 --> 00:31:17,789
Unless the date on that is 1763,
you guys are so fucked.
568
00:31:17,867 --> 00:31:20,836
- Promise?
- Yeah.
569
00:31:20,903 --> 00:31:23,235
Wasn't there anything in her diary?
570
00:31:25,541 --> 00:31:29,307
- Huh? What?
- No, she didn't.
571
00:31:31,948 --> 00:31:34,576
- God! Come on.
- Oh, shit.
572
00:31:34,650 --> 00:31:36,641
Thank you so much.
573
00:31:38,654 --> 00:31:41,248
- Take it.
- No, no, no. You take it.
574
00:31:43,493 --> 00:31:47,554
- Afternoon, Your Loftiness.
- 'Sup, lord?
575
00:31:47,630 --> 00:31:50,861
Spare me your dissembling
and relinquish the forbidden gazette.
576
00:31:50,933 --> 00:31:53,060
Okay! You're doin'
an accent thing now, aren't you?
577
00:31:53,136 --> 00:31:56,833
- He is, right?
- Yeah, I thought we were supposed
to be Americans.
578
00:31:56,906 --> 00:31:58,897
I was reared in Yorkshire
by the good friars...
579
00:31:58,975 --> 00:32:01,773
and only recently made the voyage
to the New World.
580
00:32:01,844 --> 00:32:04,244
Come on, Charlie. You went to
Country Day with my cousin Todd.
581
00:32:04,313 --> 00:32:06,611
Shh, shh. Dude, dude. He's trying to-
582
00:32:06,682 --> 00:32:09,674
You know something? You two are
this close to getting banished.
583
00:32:09,752 --> 00:32:11,947
- You hear me? This close.
- What sayest thou?
584
00:32:12,021 --> 00:32:14,751
- Give me the goddamn newspaper!
- What's a newspaper?
585
00:32:14,824 --> 00:32:18,692
Yeah, Charlie. I don't think they
get invented for, like, another 80 years.
586
00:32:18,761 --> 00:32:21,457
- [Wheezing Laughter]
- That's good. You're funny.
587
00:32:21,531 --> 00:32:23,999
You both-
You think you're so funny.
588
00:32:24,066 --> 00:32:26,398
Always making fun of anything
that means anything to-
589
00:32:26,469 --> 00:32:28,460
[Laughing]
590
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,632
[Wheezing Laughter Continues]
591
00:32:35,111 --> 00:32:38,274
- Oh, shit.
- Aha!
592
00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,338
Jesus.
593
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:44,147
Take him to the stocks. This shall be evidence
in your banishment proceedings.
594
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:46,882
No! Fuck.
595
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:52,853
Hey, Denny! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute. What diary?
596
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:55,591
- Huh?
- You said, "Wasn't there anything in her diary?"
597
00:32:55,665 --> 00:32:59,931
Oh, shit, dude, yeah. Your mom has
a total diary. She wants you to read it.
598
00:33:00,002 --> 00:33:03,267
- I don't know, dude. That's her diary.
- Hey, will you shut up?
599
00:33:03,339 --> 00:33:06,672
- Where is it?
- I think she sent it to your place.
600
00:33:26,128 --> 00:33:29,063
Oh. Oh, fuck!
601
00:33:30,099 --> 00:33:32,090
Fuck!
602
00:33:32,168 --> 00:33:36,002
I'd have thought a purely physical encounter
would be right up your alley.
603
00:33:36,072 --> 00:33:38,302
- It usually is.
- Then what's the problem?
604
00:33:38,374 --> 00:33:40,308
I don't know!
605
00:33:40,376 --> 00:33:44,278
Well, you'd better figure it out soon.
I can't ovulate forever.
606
00:33:44,347 --> 00:33:46,577
Hey, maybe- maybe I'm happy
with things the way they are.
607
00:33:46,649 --> 00:33:49,880
Maybe I like knowing she's not gonna
pop up at any moment and ruin my life.
608
00:33:49,952 --> 00:33:52,978
Maybe I don't want her back
the way she was.
609
00:33:53,055 --> 00:33:56,388
You don't want her to live.
You don't want her to die.
610
00:33:56,459 --> 00:33:59,451
- You don't know what you want.
- Sure I do. Sure I do.
611
00:33:59,528 --> 00:34:03,089
I want somebody who speaks Italian.
612
00:34:03,165 --> 00:34:05,326
Well, why didn't you say so?
613
00:34:06,969 --> 00:34:09,904
You might not think the best way...
614
00:34:09,972 --> 00:34:12,702
to spend your first day of freedom...
615
00:34:12,775 --> 00:34:15,437
after a lengthy incarceration...
616
00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:18,344
would be to immediately
resume stalking...
617
00:34:18,414 --> 00:34:20,473
the tranny hooker...
618
00:34:20,549 --> 00:34:22,540
who knocked out six teeth...
619
00:34:22,618 --> 00:34:25,018
and had you put away to begin with.
620
00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:29,581
- [Rhythmic Pounding]
- That's how I roll.
621
00:34:29,659 --> 00:34:32,093
When I woke up in the hospital...
622
00:34:32,161 --> 00:34:35,426
an orderly named Terrence...
623
00:34:35,498 --> 00:34:37,932
wheeled me into my first meeting.
624
00:34:39,168 --> 00:34:42,160
All I can say is,
thank God for these rooms.
625
00:34:43,773 --> 00:34:45,764
The rooms have saved my life.
626
00:34:45,841 --> 00:34:48,742
The rooms are sacred.
627
00:34:48,811 --> 00:34:50,438
[Rhythmic Pounding Continues]
628
00:34:50,513 --> 00:34:52,344
[Grunting]
629
00:34:52,415 --> 00:34:55,441
[Victor Narrating]
Come on. Give it to me. Perfect.
630
00:34:55,518 --> 00:34:59,181
- Here... we... go! [Moans]
- Beautiful.
631
00:34:59,255 --> 00:35:01,223
[Faint Chattering]
632
00:35:01,290 --> 00:35:04,259
[Victor Narrating]
What the fuck?
633
00:35:04,460 --> 00:35:06,394
Excuse me, miss?
634
00:35:06,462 --> 00:35:09,295
Excuse me?
That mole on your thigh.
635
00:35:09,365 --> 00:35:12,459
- Yeah?
- You might want to get that looked at.
636
00:35:12,535 --> 00:35:15,003
Melanoma's the most common
cancer for women...
637
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,699
between 19 and 34, especially blondes.
638
00:35:17,773 --> 00:35:21,265
Couldn't get it up again, huh?
639
00:35:21,344 --> 00:35:23,835
- What makes you say that?
- Call it a hunch.
640
00:35:25,348 --> 00:35:29,717
Don't forget to draw
her ingrown hairs, man.
641
00:35:29,785 --> 00:35:32,549
Break out some cash
and bring her back here so I can finish.
642
00:35:32,621 --> 00:35:34,885
Let me see this, Picasso.
643
00:35:34,957 --> 00:35:38,017
Dude, you made her look too pretty...
644
00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,255
and her ass is way bigger than that.
645
00:35:40,329 --> 00:35:42,263
Here, let me see that.
646
00:35:56,379 --> 00:35:58,973
He's right.
My ass is bigger than that.
647
00:35:59,048 --> 00:36:01,949
No. It's not.
648
00:36:03,386 --> 00:36:06,287
- What's your name?
- I'm Denny.
649
00:36:06,355 --> 00:36:08,346
I'm Cherry Daiquiri.
650
00:36:10,426 --> 00:36:13,122
It's not my real name.
651
00:36:29,545 --> 00:36:33,072
[Scoffs]
Dude, if this shit gets you laid...
652
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:35,083
I'm gonna-
653
00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:38,416
You know, dude, before you
harsh out the whole planet...
654
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:41,149
maybe you ought to go ahead
and start your fourth step.
655
00:36:41,223 --> 00:36:44,818
I will. Absolutely.
As soon as I get something to eat.
656
00:36:48,731 --> 00:36:52,326
You wanna come with? Denny?
657
00:36:52,401 --> 00:36:55,097
Come on, man.
Let's get out ofhere.
658
00:36:57,206 --> 00:37:00,664
## [Stereo: Koto]
659
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,998
[Gagging]
660
00:37:34,810 --> 00:37:37,005
[Victor Narrating]
Oh, fuck.
661
00:37:37,079 --> 00:37:39,775
[Choking]
662
00:37:53,429 --> 00:37:55,897
[Gasping]
663
00:37:59,502 --> 00:38:02,665
## [Muzak On P.A.]
664
00:38:05,941 --> 00:38:07,932
[Woman On P.A.]
Quentin Fairweather...
665
00:38:08,010 --> 00:38:10,308
please meet your wife
at the cosmetics counter.
666
00:38:10,379 --> 00:38:12,870
Mr. Quentin Fairweather.
667
00:38:16,318 --> 00:38:18,912
You remembered Quentin Fairweather.
668
00:38:18,988 --> 00:38:21,616
Good boy.
669
00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,624
You look skinny.
670
00:38:25,761 --> 00:38:27,695
Come here.
671
00:38:28,697 --> 00:38:31,598
She's young, this one.
And pretty too.
672
00:38:31,667 --> 00:38:34,261
You like her?
673
00:38:34,336 --> 00:38:37,635
Don't tell me you don't,
'cause I saw you holding her hand.
674
00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:40,607
- She's just another foster mom.
- [Beeps]
675
00:38:40,676 --> 00:38:43,440
[Shutter Clicks]
676
00:38:43,512 --> 00:38:45,446
- Do you love her?
- [Beeping]
677
00:38:45,514 --> 00:38:47,448
No.
678
00:38:49,351 --> 00:38:51,285
- Do you hate her?
- [Beeping]
679
00:38:51,353 --> 00:38:53,287
Um, yeah?
680
00:38:55,658 --> 00:38:57,853
That's right.
And how much do you hate her?
681
00:38:57,927 --> 00:38:59,918
- Lots and lots.
- [Beeping]
682
00:39:08,404 --> 00:39:11,567
[Sniffing]
683
00:39:14,810 --> 00:39:17,040
I think our work here is done.
684
00:39:17,112 --> 00:39:19,672
But... this one's nice.
685
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,182
- What?
- She's nice.
686
00:39:23,218 --> 00:39:25,482
You're mine. Say it.
687
00:39:25,554 --> 00:39:27,488
Yours. I'm yours.
688
00:39:27,556 --> 00:39:29,888
- For?
- Ever and ever.
689
00:39:29,959 --> 00:39:32,450
That's right.
690
00:39:32,528 --> 00:39:34,689
Don't you forget it.
[Kisses]
691
00:39:37,066 --> 00:39:39,296
- The little boy is approximately 10 years old.
- Where could he have gone?
692
00:39:41,470 --> 00:39:44,098
- [Woman On Walkie-talkie]
Where are you presently?
- [Knocking]
693
00:39:48,243 --> 00:39:51,508
[Spits]
Jesus! God! What have you done?
694
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:54,447
Relax. I had to do this
to sneak it on to the bus.
695
00:39:54,516 --> 00:39:57,542
People see a big guy like me with a rock,
they get a little nervous.
696
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,986
Think I could stay with you for a while?
697
00:40:00,055 --> 00:40:03,718
- Just till I find a place?
- No. Absolutely not.
698
00:40:03,792 --> 00:40:07,250
- [Wheezing Laugh]
- No way. Hey, what are you-What are you-
699
00:40:09,231 --> 00:40:11,324
Hey, hey!
700
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,334
Shit, man.
701
00:40:16,839 --> 00:40:19,171
So you gonna let me in
on this rock thing?
702
00:40:19,241 --> 00:40:22,733
I collect one for every day of sobriety.
703
00:40:22,811 --> 00:40:25,803
- Keeps the hands busy, if you know what I mean.
- That's good.
704
00:40:25,881 --> 00:40:28,076
I was afraid
it might be something stupid.
705
00:40:28,150 --> 00:40:31,881
- So how'd you make out with Cherry Daiquiri?
- Oh! Her name is Beth.
706
00:40:31,954 --> 00:40:34,081
Oh, right. Did you fuck Beth?
707
00:40:34,156 --> 00:40:37,683
[Chuckles]
Where's the diary? Can I see the diary?
708
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:41,287
- It's in Italian. Paige is translating it for me.
- Who's Paige?
709
00:40:41,363 --> 00:40:44,890
- Dr. Marshall.
- Oh, so she's "Paige"now. Hmm.
710
00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:48,027
And she speaks Italian too.
What is she, perfect?
711
00:40:48,103 --> 00:40:50,367
You know something?
I think maybe she is.
712
00:40:50,439 --> 00:40:52,464
Hey! Where are you going?
713
00:40:52,541 --> 00:40:55,442
I'm gonna find out who my father is.
See you later.
714
00:40:59,682 --> 00:41:02,742
That's him. He came to my potluck,
didn't bring a dish.
715
00:41:02,818 --> 00:41:06,447
- He beat my sister almost to death.
- That's me.
716
00:41:09,558 --> 00:41:11,583
I think that's sweet-
717
00:41:11,660 --> 00:41:13,924
you giving them closure like that.
718
00:41:13,996 --> 00:41:15,930
So did you read it?
719
00:41:15,998 --> 00:41:17,932
Yes.
720
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:21,026
And I'm afraid what I have to tell you
may be disappointing.
721
00:41:21,103 --> 00:41:23,970
It seems she was delusional
much earlier than you thought.
722
00:41:24,039 --> 00:41:25,973
What about my father?
723
00:41:26,041 --> 00:41:30,137
According to this, she got pregnant with you
when she was in her late 30s.
724
00:41:30,212 --> 00:41:33,511
She'd been living here for some time,
but went back for fertility treatments...
725
00:41:33,582 --> 00:41:35,846
at an experimental clinic in the Alps.
726
00:41:35,918 --> 00:41:38,148
So, what? He's some Italian doctor?
727
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,554
No. And this is where it
kind of goes off the deep end.
728
00:41:42,624 --> 00:41:44,592
According to your mother's journal...
729
00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:47,288
this was about a year
after a collection...
730
00:41:47,362 --> 00:41:49,990
of religious relics
had gone missing in Rome.
731
00:41:50,065 --> 00:41:54,263
Six childless women were offered
genetic tissue from one of these relics.
732
00:41:54,336 --> 00:41:59,330
Five were a no-go
and the sixth became, apparently, you.
733
00:42:01,777 --> 00:42:03,711
What kind of relic?
734
00:42:03,779 --> 00:42:06,942
The relic, according to the journal,
was a sacred foreskin.
735
00:42:07,015 --> 00:42:08,949
Mummified, I would imagine.
736
00:42:09,017 --> 00:42:10,951
A foreskin? Whose foreskin?
737
00:42:11,019 --> 00:42:13,715
- The holy foreskin.
- Come on!
738
00:42:13,789 --> 00:42:16,155
It's all in here.
739
00:42:16,225 --> 00:42:18,216
So that would make me the son of-
740
00:42:18,293 --> 00:42:20,352
Jesus, more or less.
741
00:42:20,429 --> 00:42:22,989
But really more like a half clone.
742
00:42:23,065 --> 00:42:26,159
It's kind of sweet really.
743
00:42:26,235 --> 00:42:30,194
In her mind, you're literally
the Second Coming.
744
00:42:30,272 --> 00:42:34,140
- [Woman] Dr. Marshall?
- Excuse me.
745
00:42:34,209 --> 00:42:37,474
- [Sighs]
- [Nurse] Beatrice? Where you going?
746
00:42:37,546 --> 00:42:40,572
I know you.
747
00:42:40,649 --> 00:42:45,416
Yeah. Of course you do. What, did I give you
a wedgie or steal your cupcake or something?
748
00:42:45,487 --> 00:42:48,217
No. My son saved you.
749
00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:51,726
You were choking in a restaurant,
and he saved you.
750
00:42:51,794 --> 00:42:56,288
Secretly, I think Paul always
thought of himself as a coward...
751
00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,333
until that night.
752
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:01,096
His wife was on the verge
of divorcing him.
753
00:43:01,170 --> 00:43:04,936
But when she saw what he did,
she fell back in love.
754
00:43:05,007 --> 00:43:06,941
It was a miracle.
755
00:43:07,009 --> 00:43:12,003
You have an enormous capacity
for love in you.
756
00:43:12,080 --> 00:43:15,572
I have a capacity for shit.
757
00:43:15,651 --> 00:43:19,712
It was a scam, lady.
I'm an evil, scheming douche bag.
758
00:43:19,788 --> 00:43:21,779
I know what I saw.
759
00:43:21,857 --> 00:43:24,985
- Uh- Come here! Let's go. Come on.
- Where are we going?
760
00:43:25,194 --> 00:43:27,219
Hey, let me ask you something.
761
00:43:27,296 --> 00:43:30,129
You don't think I'm
a good-hearted person, do you?
762
00:43:30,199 --> 00:43:32,360
[Chuckling]
No way, dude. You're an asshole.
763
00:43:32,434 --> 00:43:35,062
Thanks, man. Thanks.
Hey, what about this one?
764
00:43:35,137 --> 00:43:37,935
Eh-eh.
765
00:43:38,006 --> 00:43:40,406
This is how they drink beer in Europe.
766
00:43:40,475 --> 00:43:43,933
- From a slug trap?
- No, dude. Warm.
767
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,946
[Slurping]
768
00:43:48,050 --> 00:43:50,780
- [Exhales] So what happened?
- Oh, yeah.
769
00:43:50,853 --> 00:43:53,344
So, you know,
I'm dragging her off to the chapel.
770
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:56,949
My unit's enraged.
I'm thinking, "Here we go. Finally!"
771
00:43:57,025 --> 00:44:02,292
I'm so hot, I'm flashing dead kittens and
Mother Teresa just to keep from triggering.
772
00:44:02,364 --> 00:44:05,094
- [Both Grunting]
- Hey.
773
00:44:05,167 --> 00:44:07,158
Hey.
774
00:44:07,236 --> 00:44:09,261
Over here.
775
00:44:12,908 --> 00:44:15,274
- I want you to hear me.
- [Heart Beating]
776
00:44:17,813 --> 00:44:22,147
I want you moving
in perfect sync with my heart.
777
00:44:28,724 --> 00:44:30,658
There.
778
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,494
Isn't that better?
779
00:44:38,133 --> 00:44:40,624
[Heart Beating Continues]
780
00:44:48,176 --> 00:44:51,703
- [Beating Stops]
- Fuck.
781
00:44:54,049 --> 00:44:56,483
If you don't want to do this,
you could just say so.
782
00:44:56,551 --> 00:44:58,485
I want to do this.
783
00:44:58,553 --> 00:45:01,078
Believe me,
I'm dyin' I'm dyin' to do this.
784
00:45:01,156 --> 00:45:03,522
Well, then help me out here.
785
00:45:03,592 --> 00:45:07,653
Because apparently, you're capable of
having sex with everyone on the staff but me.
786
00:45:07,729 --> 00:45:11,597
Hey, look, I'm trying to ignore
the pressure and the old ladies...
787
00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:15,364
and the fact that I'm trying to fuck you
in a church to save my mom's brain.
788
00:45:15,437 --> 00:45:17,371
But so far it's not workin'
789
00:45:17,439 --> 00:45:23,173
- Why?
- Because, um, I think l- I think maybe-
790
00:45:23,245 --> 00:45:27,978
I can't fuck you 'cause
I want to like you... instead.
791
00:45:29,484 --> 00:45:32,885
Has it occurred to you
that perhaps the two...
792
00:45:32,955 --> 00:45:35,719
aren't mutually exclusive?
793
00:45:36,725 --> 00:45:38,659
You said that?
794
00:45:38,727 --> 00:45:41,093
- Yeah.
- Wow.!
795
00:45:41,163 --> 00:45:42,994
Maybe you're not so bad after all.
796
00:45:43,065 --> 00:45:44,930
No, dude. I am. I really am.
797
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:49,266
I mean, the cloning thing?
That could totally be real.
798
00:45:49,338 --> 00:45:51,329
I saw this thing on Discovery.
799
00:45:51,406 --> 00:45:53,340
They've been tryin'it since the '60s.
800
00:45:53,408 --> 00:45:56,605
- Do like this.
- Dude, stop doing that.
801
00:45:56,678 --> 00:45:58,737
Stop looking at me like that.
802
00:45:58,814 --> 00:46:01,282
- You're creepin' me ou-
- [Creaking]
803
00:46:02,351 --> 00:46:04,285
Hi.
804
00:46:06,021 --> 00:46:07,955
Nice azaleas.
805
00:46:09,825 --> 00:46:12,020
Hey! Where you goin'
806
00:46:12,094 --> 00:46:15,154
[Siren Wailing In Distance]
807
00:46:15,230 --> 00:46:18,859
What are you-
What are you lookin' at?
808
00:46:18,934 --> 00:46:20,993
Belonged to my Uncle Don.
809
00:46:21,069 --> 00:46:24,630
That is, until he got hammered last month
and drove his car through a tree.
810
00:46:24,706 --> 00:46:29,166
Those Mothers Against Drunk Driving
probably had a party or somethin'
811
00:46:29,244 --> 00:46:32,042
Who owns it now?
812
00:46:32,114 --> 00:46:34,105
Apparently, I do.
813
00:46:41,223 --> 00:46:43,157
[Young Victor]
Now?
814
00:46:43,225 --> 00:46:45,318
Not yet.
815
00:46:45,394 --> 00:46:47,624
Okay. You can open 'em.
816
00:46:49,297 --> 00:46:52,698
- The zoo? We're goin' to the zoo?
- That's right, kiddo.
817
00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:55,760
- Give me your foot.
- [Animal Shrieking]
818
00:46:55,837 --> 00:46:58,169
What do you see?
819
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:00,231
Animals.
820
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:04,938
Prisoners, held captive
like us in a world...
821
00:47:05,013 --> 00:47:07,004
without risk, or struggle, or danger.
822
00:47:08,517 --> 00:47:11,384
The only difference
is that they can see the bars...
823
00:47:11,453 --> 00:47:14,286
that deny them all hope of escape.
824
00:47:16,024 --> 00:47:17,958
Until now.
825
00:47:19,027 --> 00:47:21,791
[Running Footsteps]
826
00:47:21,863 --> 00:47:24,764
- [Animal Growling]
- Mom?
827
00:47:24,833 --> 00:47:27,267
- [Metal Clanging]
- [Bird Squawking]
828
00:47:30,872 --> 00:47:32,863
Mom!
829
00:47:43,718 --> 00:47:45,652
[Roaring]
830
00:47:46,855 --> 00:47:49,187
[Snoring]
831
00:47:49,257 --> 00:47:51,725
[Buzzing]
832
00:48:11,446 --> 00:48:14,677
You go to bed, for Christ's sakes.
You're old. Get out.
833
00:48:14,749 --> 00:48:17,411
- Go to bed.
- So thoughtful.
834
00:48:29,498 --> 00:48:31,898
Mom? Mom.
835
00:48:33,635 --> 00:48:36,126
You scared me.
I didn't know where you were.
836
00:48:37,706 --> 00:48:39,697
Fuck!
837
00:48:39,774 --> 00:48:41,765
It wasn't my decision.
838
00:48:43,745 --> 00:48:47,010
I want her moved back downstairs...
839
00:48:47,082 --> 00:48:49,016
right now!
840
00:48:49,084 --> 00:48:53,418
Keep your voice down.
You're not even supposed to be here now.
841
00:48:53,488 --> 00:48:56,389
- Okay. Fine. I'll do this myself.
- Victor.
842
00:48:56,458 --> 00:48:58,688
Victor, please!
843
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:00,955
She's better off up here.
844
00:49:01,029 --> 00:49:03,827
You said you were gonna do something.
845
00:49:03,899 --> 00:49:05,890
I couldn't do it by myself.
846
00:49:09,371 --> 00:49:13,034
Okay. Fine. Come here.
Let's go. Come on.
847
00:49:15,477 --> 00:49:17,843
What about here? Is this okay?
848
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:19,904
- Come on.
- Oh, Victor!
849
00:49:19,981 --> 00:49:22,415
It's too late. My time's passed.
850
00:49:22,484 --> 00:49:24,918
All right. Okay.
Then let's try a stomach tube.
851
00:49:24,986 --> 00:49:27,181
I mean, that'll buy some time, right?
852
00:49:28,690 --> 00:49:32,626
- What? What's the matter?
- I don't know how to tell you this.
853
00:49:32,694 --> 00:49:36,960
- What?
- I made some calls.
854
00:49:37,032 --> 00:49:40,001
It all checks out-
855
00:49:40,068 --> 00:49:43,299
the clinic,
the specialists, even the relic.
856
00:49:43,371 --> 00:49:48,274
- What are you talking about?
- The theft was a huge deal in Rome.
857
00:49:48,343 --> 00:49:51,073
It was in the Vatican newspapers
and everything.
858
00:49:51,146 --> 00:49:53,979
Come on! Come on!
Stop with that shit! Stop!
859
00:49:54,049 --> 00:49:57,644
Here. You can check for yourself.
860
00:49:57,719 --> 00:50:01,348
In fact, I suggest you do,
just for your own peace of mind.
861
00:50:01,423 --> 00:50:04,358
You're not seriously telling me
you believe this shit?
862
00:50:04,426 --> 00:50:07,293
I don't know what to believe.
863
00:50:08,830 --> 00:50:13,028
I think it's better if we don't
see each other for a while.
864
00:50:13,101 --> 00:50:16,366
What? Why?
865
00:50:16,438 --> 00:50:19,373
It's not that
I don't have feelings for you.
866
00:50:19,441 --> 00:50:21,432
I do.
867
00:50:21,509 --> 00:50:24,171
It's just, I've seen the way
the patients look at you and-
868
00:50:24,246 --> 00:50:27,374
'Cause my crazy mother's journal
says I'm the holy clone-
869
00:50:27,449 --> 00:50:30,543
- Half clone.
- OfJesus Christ?
870
00:50:30,619 --> 00:50:33,782
Paige, please- please, say i-
871
00:50:33,855 --> 00:50:37,018
Say it's 'cause I'm a-a pervert...
872
00:50:37,092 --> 00:50:40,528
or- or a failure,
or-orjust a really, really bad lay.
873
00:50:40,595 --> 00:50:43,155
But please, not over this.
874
00:50:43,231 --> 00:50:45,699
- What the fuck?
- [Giggling]
875
00:50:45,767 --> 00:50:49,168
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
876
00:50:49,237 --> 00:50:53,571
I'm not who you think I am, okay?
So would you all please fuck off?
877
00:50:53,642 --> 00:50:56,839
- [Gasping]
- Get the fuck out of here!
878
00:50:56,911 --> 00:50:59,744
- And he's so humble.
- I am not humble.
879
00:50:59,814 --> 00:51:02,408
I'm not even good.
Would a good person do this?
880
00:51:02,484 --> 00:51:05,009
- [Squealing, Laughing]
- Huh?
881
00:51:05,086 --> 00:51:08,146
- What about this?
- [Loud Laughing]
882
00:51:09,457 --> 00:51:12,290
- Hey!
- [All] Hey!
883
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,523
- Okay, what about this?
- [Gasping]
884
00:51:21,636 --> 00:51:24,298
[Cheering]
885
00:51:38,286 --> 00:51:42,222
[Victor Narrating]
And faster than you can say, "Jesus H. Clone"...
886
00:51:42,290 --> 00:51:44,690
I was alone... again.
887
00:51:46,995 --> 00:51:50,294
[Man]
#How'd I arrive in a place like this #
888
00:51:50,365 --> 00:51:54,597
# Red right hand
does the alligator kiss ##
889
00:51:54,669 --> 00:51:59,402
[Victor Narrating] To reclaim my personal
booth at the caf� of diminished expectations...
890
00:52:01,009 --> 00:52:04,103
all I had to do was answer
one simple question:
891
00:52:06,281 --> 00:52:08,715
What would Jesus not do?
892
00:52:11,219 --> 00:52:13,210
Don't kiss me on the mouth.
893
00:52:13,288 --> 00:52:15,222
Don't ask if you're hurting me.
894
00:52:15,290 --> 00:52:18,123
And if you hear the safe word,
stop what you're doing immediately.
895
00:52:18,193 --> 00:52:20,161
Do you have panty hose?
896
00:52:20,228 --> 00:52:22,128
You want me to rip you in drag?
897
00:52:22,197 --> 00:52:25,291
- F-For your head.
- Oh.
898
00:52:25,367 --> 00:52:29,030
I need you to be a faceless attacker.
899
00:52:29,104 --> 00:52:31,095
Here, you'll need this.
900
00:52:31,172 --> 00:52:33,606
Whoa! Jesus.
901
00:52:33,675 --> 00:52:36,644
Um, couldn't I just, you know,
rough you up a little?
902
00:52:36,711 --> 00:52:40,704
Mmm. No, absolutely not. The knife is
very important to my total experience.
903
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:44,616
I mean, be careful with it, 'cause if you
so much as scratch me with that thing...
904
00:52:44,686 --> 00:52:47,314
I will have you in prison
before you can put your pants on.
905
00:52:47,389 --> 00:52:51,291
- Anything else?
- Yes. And this is very important.
906
00:52:51,359 --> 00:52:54,157
Whatever you do,
do not rape me on the bed.
907
00:52:54,229 --> 00:52:56,663
The bedspread is silk. It will spot.
908
00:52:56,731 --> 00:53:00,030
So rape me on the floor,
but not on the floor itself.
909
00:53:00,101 --> 00:53:03,127
On a towel on the floor,
but on the wood part, not the rug.
910
00:53:03,204 --> 00:53:05,604
- Got it?
- Got it.
911
00:53:08,209 --> 00:53:10,200
What's the safe word?
912
00:53:10,278 --> 00:53:12,678
Poodle.
913
00:53:16,451 --> 00:53:18,442
## [Classical]
914
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,011
## [Woman Singing Opera]
915
00:53:24,192 --> 00:53:26,126
- Oh, God! No!
- Yeah.
916
00:53:26,194 --> 00:53:28,355
No, help me, please!
Not the bed! Not the bed!
917
00:53:28,430 --> 00:53:31,160
Or the rug! Or the-
Try the towel.
918
00:53:31,232 --> 00:53:33,257
- Remember? The towel?
- Oh, yeah.
919
00:53:33,334 --> 00:53:36,895
- Oh, ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! Stop! Please!
- Right.
920
00:53:36,971 --> 00:53:40,407
[Crying]
Please, you're hurting me. Stop!
921
00:53:40,475 --> 00:53:42,636
Please.! Ow.! Ow.! Ow.!
922
00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:45,201
- Okay.
- Did I say "poodle"?
923
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:49,046
- No.
- No, then I'm not really hurt, you fucking moron!
924
00:53:49,117 --> 00:53:53,053
- Wait a minute. Wait! Are those my hose?
- Uh, yeah.
925
00:53:53,121 --> 00:53:56,818
For Christ's sake, what kind of rapist
doesn't bring his own panty hose?
926
00:53:56,891 --> 00:54:00,258
- Look, I'm sorry, but the drugstore-
- No, don't apologize!
927
00:54:00,328 --> 00:54:02,592
Just demean me, you stupid shit!
928
00:54:02,664 --> 00:54:07,431
Oh. Okay.
That's better. Now hit me.
929
00:54:07,502 --> 00:54:10,630
- Do you want me to use the knife, or-
- No. Not with the-
930
00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:14,004
When you hit someone with a knife,
that's stabbing. Hit me!
931
00:54:14,075 --> 00:54:16,805
Ow! But not in the head,
you dumb ass!
932
00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:20,541
You're gonna give me a concussion.
Lower! Lower!
933
00:54:20,615 --> 00:54:24,051
How 'bout you shut the fuck up
and let me rape you my way?
934
00:54:24,118 --> 00:54:25,881
- How 'bout that?
- Well, you know?
935
00:54:25,954 --> 00:54:28,286
Well, if that's how you feel about it...
936
00:54:28,356 --> 00:54:31,450
you might want to take your little friend there
and run along home.
937
00:54:31,526 --> 00:54:33,926
Or your way's good.
We can do it your way.
938
00:54:33,995 --> 00:54:35,929
Come on!
939
00:54:37,131 --> 00:54:39,065
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
- [Motor Whirring]
940
00:54:39,133 --> 00:54:42,193
Hey, wait a minute.
Wait a second. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
941
00:54:42,270 --> 00:54:44,704
What about me? How 'bout me?
942
00:54:44,772 --> 00:54:49,004
Well, you can take care of yourself. Just put
your stuff on the towel when you're done.
943
00:54:49,077 --> 00:54:52,569
[Panting, Moaning]
944
00:54:53,848 --> 00:54:56,976
- I've got to switch.
- [Moans]
945
00:54:57,051 --> 00:55:00,851
[Sighs]
Mmm.
946
00:55:05,326 --> 00:55:07,817
[Moans]
947
00:55:11,533 --> 00:55:13,330
[Grunting]
948
00:55:18,907 --> 00:55:21,842
- [Motor Stops]
- Hey, wait a minute.
949
00:55:21,910 --> 00:55:24,435
Where did you put your-
950
00:55:24,512 --> 00:55:26,104
Hey!
951
00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,410
Poodle.
952
00:55:30,251 --> 00:55:33,448
[Screaming]
953
00:55:46,501 --> 00:55:48,435
[Drum Stops]
954
00:55:50,204 --> 00:55:53,662
As the body doth regurgitate
spoilt meats...
955
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:57,905
so shalt the ungodly be cast
from the bosom of fair Dunsboro.
956
00:55:59,714 --> 00:56:02,706
We therefore commit this body
to the earth...
957
00:56:02,784 --> 00:56:05,776
to be turned once more
into corruption.
958
00:56:08,122 --> 00:56:10,920
[Slow Drum Roll Resumes]
959
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,434
Victor, l-
960
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:26,205
- [Moaning]
- [Woman Moaning]
961
00:56:26,274 --> 00:56:30,210
Feel like I'm not a very good sponsor.
962
00:56:30,278 --> 00:56:33,213
[Groaning Loudly]
963
00:56:33,281 --> 00:56:35,146
Oww!
964
00:56:35,216 --> 00:56:37,275
[Groans]
Fuck! Oh, fuck!
965
00:56:37,352 --> 00:56:39,286
I'm not a lawn mower.
966
00:56:39,354 --> 00:56:41,618
- Jesus.
- [Giggles]
967
00:56:43,224 --> 00:56:45,624
- Oops.
- What's the matter?
968
00:56:46,661 --> 00:56:48,720
Man overboard.
969
00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:51,856
What are you saying?
Are you saying-
970
00:56:51,933 --> 00:56:55,061
- [Giggling]
- Oh. Well, it'll work its way out.
971
00:56:55,136 --> 00:56:57,502
Yeah?
972
00:56:57,572 --> 00:57:00,268
- Yeah.
- Good luck with that.
973
00:57:01,309 --> 00:57:05,643
## [Disco]
974
00:57:05,847 --> 00:57:09,214
- ## [Continues]
- Hey! You changed your hair.
975
00:57:09,283 --> 00:57:12,446
Yeah, 'cause of what you said
about blondes getting skin cancer.
976
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:16,286
- Good thinkin'
- You can never be too careful.
977
00:57:19,794 --> 00:57:22,729
Can I get some nuts, please? Nuts?
978
00:57:22,797 --> 00:57:24,731
How is she?
979
00:57:24,799 --> 00:57:28,929
- Who cares? I wasn't that into her anyway.
- No, l-I meant your mom.
980
00:57:29,003 --> 00:57:32,530
Oh. Yeah. Tell you the truth,
I wish she'd just die already.
981
00:57:32,607 --> 00:57:36,976
You need to go see her, dude. And go to
a meeting. You've barely been home in days.
982
00:57:37,045 --> 00:57:40,378
You're stalking a stripper,
and you're concerned about my sobriety?
983
00:57:40,448 --> 00:57:44,179
No, I'm not stalking her.
It's a healthy relationship.
984
00:57:45,353 --> 00:57:47,287
I love her.
985
00:57:47,355 --> 00:57:49,289
[Chuckling]
You what?
986
00:57:49,357 --> 00:57:51,257
I love her.
987
00:57:51,325 --> 00:57:53,725
And...
988
00:57:53,795 --> 00:57:55,729
we're moving in together.
989
00:57:55,797 --> 00:57:57,924
That's nice.
990
00:58:02,003 --> 00:58:04,995
## [Continues]
991
00:58:05,073 --> 00:58:08,668
You know,
she's not as attractive as you think.
992
00:58:21,355 --> 00:58:23,346
What?
993
00:58:26,994 --> 00:58:30,395
You're my best friend in the whole world.
994
00:58:30,465 --> 00:58:32,899
But this girl...
995
00:58:32,967 --> 00:58:36,733
she's, like, the only nice thing
that's ever happened to me.
996
00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:41,673
So you think you could resist the impulse
to piss all over it just this once?
997
00:58:41,743 --> 00:58:43,608
Sure.
998
00:58:43,678 --> 00:58:45,737
Thanks.
999
00:58:47,448 --> 00:58:51,111
I just hope you're cool paying a kid's
tuition with a bunch of wrinkly ones.
1000
00:58:52,487 --> 00:58:54,478
Go see your mom, dude.
1001
00:58:56,424 --> 00:58:59,325
And start your fourth step already.
Don't you think you've suffered enough?
1002
00:58:59,393 --> 00:59:01,725
No.
1003
00:59:07,735 --> 00:59:09,828
Ira.
1004
00:59:11,906 --> 00:59:14,204
Ira and Tammy Hastings.
1005
00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:18,044
Do you love him...
1006
00:59:18,112 --> 00:59:21,013
Ira here?
1007
00:59:21,082 --> 00:59:23,209
I do.
1008
00:59:23,284 --> 00:59:25,980
Do you love her?
1009
00:59:26,053 --> 00:59:28,749
- No.
- Ira!
1010
00:59:29,891 --> 00:59:31,825
Okay. Yeah, I love her.
1011
00:59:31,893 --> 00:59:35,226
Do you know how lucky you are?
1012
00:59:36,831 --> 00:59:40,164
Poor Victor isn't very good
at loving people.
1013
00:59:40,234 --> 00:59:43,169
I'm afraid that when I'm gone...
1014
00:59:43,237 --> 00:59:47,936
there won't be anyone left in
the whole world who will love Victor.
1015
00:59:55,583 --> 00:59:57,574
[Sighs]
1016
01:00:04,592 --> 01:00:06,526
Hey.
1017
01:00:06,594 --> 01:00:08,528
- Uh, yeah, thanks, but-
- For what?
1018
01:00:08,596 --> 01:00:10,621
For, uh, lying back there.
1019
01:00:10,698 --> 01:00:14,225
Look, I know I overreacted before...
1020
01:00:14,302 --> 01:00:17,237
but the information
was a little startling at first.
1021
01:00:17,305 --> 01:00:20,866
Now the prospect of dating
a clone deity seems kind of neat?
1022
01:00:20,942 --> 01:00:25,675
If I could take it back I would.
1023
01:00:25,746 --> 01:00:28,909
But the thing is, I wasn't lying in there.
1024
01:00:28,983 --> 01:00:31,315
So if you feel anything...
1025
01:00:31,385 --> 01:00:33,319
you know...
1026
01:00:33,387 --> 01:00:35,252
remotely similar for me...
1027
01:00:35,323 --> 01:00:39,259
then now would be
a really good time to say so.
1028
01:00:50,805 --> 01:00:53,638
[Stomach Gurgling]
1029
01:00:53,708 --> 01:00:55,642
Pathetic.
1030
01:00:55,710 --> 01:00:57,940
What the f-
What are you doing up?
1031
01:00:58,012 --> 01:01:00,572
- You should be ashamed.
- What are you talking about?
1032
01:01:00,648 --> 01:01:02,582
Go back to bed, for God's sake.
1033
01:01:02,650 --> 01:01:05,585
That woman just placed her heart
in the palm of your hand...
1034
01:01:05,653 --> 01:01:07,587
and you toss it aside
like some old shoe...
1035
01:01:07,655 --> 01:01:10,283
because you can't muster the guts
to admit you feel the same way.
1036
01:01:10,358 --> 01:01:12,656
Who says I feel the same way?
1037
01:01:12,727 --> 01:01:15,127
Oh, please.
It's written all over you.
1038
01:01:15,196 --> 01:01:19,929
You'd sooner let the woman you love walk out
the door than stand up and declare yourself.
1039
01:01:20,001 --> 01:01:22,765
- [Muttering] Okay, whatever-
- What's that, Fred? Speak up!
1040
01:01:22,837 --> 01:01:25,271
I'm not Fred! It's me!
1041
01:01:25,339 --> 01:01:27,273
It's Victor.
1042
01:01:27,341 --> 01:01:30,276
And you're right- I'm pathetic.
1043
01:01:30,344 --> 01:01:32,005
I have sex with strangers...
1044
01:01:32,079 --> 01:01:35,776
because I'm incapable of doing it
with someone I actually like.
1045
01:01:35,850 --> 01:01:38,546
I can't even ask anyone out on a date...
1046
01:01:38,619 --> 01:01:41,611
'cause if it doesn't end up
in a high-speed chase, I get bored.
1047
01:01:41,689 --> 01:01:44,123
That's not what I'm talking about.
1048
01:01:44,191 --> 01:01:46,125
I've kept myself numb for so long...
1049
01:01:46,193 --> 01:01:49,629
that now I want to actually
feel something and I can't...
1050
01:01:49,697 --> 01:01:52,222
because no matter where I go,
no matter what I do...
1051
01:01:52,300 --> 01:01:54,962
I always end up back here with you.
1052
01:01:55,036 --> 01:01:58,631
Well, you say that like it's a bad thing.
1053
01:01:58,706 --> 01:02:01,641
I need to break up, Ma.
1054
01:02:01,709 --> 01:02:03,643
Now.
1055
01:02:03,711 --> 01:02:06,373
Before it's too late.
1056
01:02:06,447 --> 01:02:08,745
You were always so good at walking-
1057
01:02:08,816 --> 01:02:11,216
- [Sobbing] walking away.
- [Sobbing]
1058
01:02:11,285 --> 01:02:13,810
Show me how.
1059
01:02:15,623 --> 01:02:17,648
All right.
1060
01:02:19,894 --> 01:02:21,885
[Stifled Sob]
1061
01:02:23,564 --> 01:02:25,691
Of course I will.
1062
01:02:27,768 --> 01:02:31,329
All I've ever wanted to do
is to make you happy.
1063
01:02:31,405 --> 01:02:33,873
You know that, Fred.
1064
01:02:36,978 --> 01:02:39,071
I'm hungry now.
1065
01:02:40,915 --> 01:02:43,349
[Whimpers]
1066
01:02:43,417 --> 01:02:45,351
[Tapping]
1067
01:02:45,419 --> 01:02:47,410
Victor, don't play with your food.
1068
01:02:47,488 --> 01:02:50,423
Come on. Eat your hot dog.
1069
01:02:51,692 --> 01:02:53,887
Victor, no.
1070
01:02:53,961 --> 01:02:57,863
We cannot go to that park. It's late.
We have to make the state line.
1071
01:03:02,136 --> 01:03:04,400
[Sniffs]
1072
01:03:14,315 --> 01:03:16,249
Okay.
1073
01:03:16,317 --> 01:03:19,775
[Chuckles]
We got bus boys to clear the table, hon.
1074
01:03:19,854 --> 01:03:22,322
[Man]
Charlene.
1075
01:03:22,390 --> 01:03:25,257
Come on, honey, toss it in.
We'll eat it later.
1076
01:03:28,029 --> 01:03:30,327
Victor.
1077
01:03:31,599 --> 01:03:34,067
- Victor, what are you doing?
- [Gagging]
1078
01:03:34,135 --> 01:03:36,126
Victor.
1079
01:03:38,039 --> 01:03:41,338
- [Gasping]
- [Grunting]
1080
01:03:41,409 --> 01:03:43,502
Victor!
1081
01:03:43,577 --> 01:03:46,171
Victor. Victor.
1082
01:03:46,247 --> 01:03:48,841
- [Grunting]
- [Gasping, Gagging]
1083
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,578
Oh! He's okay.
1084
01:03:53,721 --> 01:03:55,712
[Whispers]
Oh, boy.
1085
01:03:57,725 --> 01:03:59,716
Check this out.
1086
01:04:03,697 --> 01:04:05,688
I'm sorry.
1087
01:04:08,602 --> 01:04:12,368
- Oh, my God.
- [Customers Murmuring]
1088
01:04:36,430 --> 01:04:38,455
No, no, no, no.
1089
01:04:43,204 --> 01:04:45,604
So, what is this?
1090
01:04:45,673 --> 01:04:47,607
I don't know yet.
1091
01:04:47,675 --> 01:04:50,610
You don't know what you're building, huh?
1092
01:04:50,678 --> 01:04:53,738
[Laughs]
This isn't about getting something done.
1093
01:04:53,814 --> 01:04:58,979
- It's about process. I want to do something good.
- [Stomach Gurgles]
1094
01:04:59,053 --> 01:05:02,511
Instead of just trying not
to do bad stuff all the time.
1095
01:05:02,590 --> 01:05:06,583
This is pretty ridiculous, dude,
even for you.
1096
01:05:10,731 --> 01:05:13,063
You need some help?
1097
01:05:13,134 --> 01:05:18,231
You can help if you want to,
but we don't need your help.
1098
01:05:18,305 --> 01:05:22,571
By "we," you mean that you and Cherry
Daiquiri have the project under control?
1099
01:05:22,643 --> 01:05:25,578
Her name's Beth.
1100
01:05:25,646 --> 01:05:29,582
And I'm sorry if our relationship
is triggering your abandonment issues.
1101
01:05:29,650 --> 01:05:31,948
- Blah, blah, blah.
- [Stomach Gurgles]
1102
01:05:42,796 --> 01:05:45,788
You have to forgive me, Victor.
I feel terrible.
1103
01:05:47,067 --> 01:05:49,228
- Please.
- [Spits]
1104
01:05:51,071 --> 01:05:54,438
[Sighs]
I'll do anything.
1105
01:06:02,983 --> 01:06:05,315
- [Sighs]
- [Groans Quietly]
1106
01:06:07,188 --> 01:06:10,123
If this was a churn
we'd have butter an hour ago.
1107
01:06:10,191 --> 01:06:12,125
It's not you.
1108
01:06:12,193 --> 01:06:14,127
Yes. I'm aware of that.
1109
01:06:14,195 --> 01:06:16,129
[Stomach Gurgling Loudly]
1110
01:06:16,197 --> 01:06:19,633
You sure you're all right? There's some
weird noises coming from your stomach.
1111
01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:22,635
Are you kidding me?
I'm having a wonderful time.
1112
01:06:22,703 --> 01:06:25,638
Did you go out
with Lord High Charlie yet?
1113
01:06:25,706 --> 01:06:27,640
No.
1114
01:06:27,708 --> 01:06:30,802
He asks me all the time,
but I always say no.
1115
01:06:30,878 --> 01:06:33,813
- Which is typical.
- Why?
1116
01:06:33,881 --> 01:06:36,748
Because he's sweet and...
1117
01:06:36,817 --> 01:06:38,978
I kind of like him.
1118
01:06:39,053 --> 01:06:43,046
But me,
I always go for the asshole.
1119
01:06:44,225 --> 01:06:46,159
No offense.
1120
01:06:46,227 --> 01:06:48,161
None taken.
1121
01:06:48,229 --> 01:06:50,424
- [Panting]
- [Sighs]
1122
01:06:50,497 --> 01:06:52,829
Hey. We got company.
1123
01:06:54,835 --> 01:06:56,769
Hey.
1124
01:06:56,837 --> 01:06:59,772
Let me just rest
while I do it for a second.
1125
01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:02,104
See this goat?
1126
01:07:02,176 --> 01:07:04,110
[Heavy Sigh]
1127
01:07:04,178 --> 01:07:06,112
Hey, little goat.
1128
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:08,478
- [Goat Bleats]
- Hey.
1129
01:07:08,549 --> 01:07:10,346
You want some food?
1130
01:07:20,427 --> 01:07:24,056
Oh, no. No. No, no.
1131
01:07:24,131 --> 01:07:26,122
Not you. Not with you.
1132
01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:28,998
- Charlie-
- How could she do this to me?
1133
01:07:29,069 --> 01:07:33,096
- Shh, shh, shh.
- I was so completely into her. Now it's ruined!
1134
01:07:33,173 --> 01:07:35,607
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- Shh, shh. Ch- Charlie-
1135
01:07:35,676 --> 01:07:37,837
- Oh, my God!
- Charlie.
1136
01:07:37,911 --> 01:07:40,846
- Charlie? Don't do- Don't do that.
- [Head Banging On Post]
1137
01:07:40,914 --> 01:07:45,180
What is wrong with me? Why do I fall
for the wrong people every fucking time?
1138
01:07:45,252 --> 01:07:49,382
- It's not what you're thinking.
- Isn't that your penis in her hand?
1139
01:07:49,456 --> 01:07:51,481
Well, yeah, but-
1140
01:07:51,558 --> 01:07:54,994
You don't care about her.
You don't care about anything.
1141
01:07:55,062 --> 01:07:57,587
How could she possibly
find that appealing?
1142
01:07:58,666 --> 01:08:00,896
Human nature, I guess.
1143
01:08:00,968 --> 01:08:04,267
I thought she was so special.
And now look at her.
1144
01:08:04,338 --> 01:08:08,434
Charlie, don't say that. She's a-
She's a- She's a good girl, you know.
1145
01:08:08,509 --> 01:08:11,444
She was just saying
how much she liked you.
1146
01:08:11,512 --> 01:08:14,276
When?
While she was jerking you off?
1147
01:08:14,348 --> 01:08:17,545
Well, yeah. But this is nothing.
1148
01:08:17,618 --> 01:08:20,553
Believe me. I'm just
her little trip to the dark side.
1149
01:08:20,621 --> 01:08:24,682
You, you've got the guts
to hang it out there...
1150
01:08:24,758 --> 01:08:26,885
let her know how you feel.
1151
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,895
That's -
That's more than I've ever done.
1152
01:08:29,963 --> 01:08:32,397
She sees that. She respects it.
1153
01:08:32,466 --> 01:08:35,401
- Clearly.
- Listen to me, Charlie.
1154
01:08:35,469 --> 01:08:39,701
The way I see it, you got one chance
to turn this thing around...
1155
01:08:39,773 --> 01:08:44,836
and that's to back on out of this barn
and forget you ever walked in here.
1156
01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:48,211
She deserves that. You both do.
1157
01:08:50,117 --> 01:08:53,052
- Really?
- Really.
1158
01:08:55,823 --> 01:08:57,814
Thank you.
1159
01:09:04,131 --> 01:09:08,158
Hello, everybody.
My name is Phil, and I'm a sex addict.
1160
01:09:08,235 --> 01:09:09,793
[Group]
Hello. Hi, Phil.
1161
01:09:11,372 --> 01:09:13,306
Hold this.
1162
01:09:13,374 --> 01:09:15,808
[Phil]
Tonight's meeting is a step meeting.
1163
01:09:15,876 --> 01:09:20,711
Whether you just started
the step, or you're stuck.
1164
01:09:22,282 --> 01:09:24,341
What's the matter with you?
1165
01:09:24,418 --> 01:09:27,410
Anybody here working on a fourth step?
1166
01:09:28,489 --> 01:09:30,423
Anybody?
1167
01:09:32,292 --> 01:09:35,989
Swear to God, you go in there with those losers,
and I will never get with you again.
1168
01:09:36,063 --> 01:09:40,022
[Phil] Once you get started,
it feels good to get better...
1169
01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:44,696
because you can begin
to think about movin'on.
1170
01:09:47,007 --> 01:09:50,568
Hi. My name's Victor.
1171
01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:52,771
I'm a sex addict.
1172
01:09:52,846 --> 01:09:54,438
[Group]
Hi, Victor.
1173
01:09:54,515 --> 01:09:56,847
This is Nico.
1174
01:09:58,152 --> 01:10:01,315
Yeah. My name is Nico.
1175
01:10:01,388 --> 01:10:04,949
And you people can all get fucked!
1176
01:10:08,262 --> 01:10:12,255
[Door Opens, Closes]
1177
01:10:19,072 --> 01:10:23,475
I've been trying to start my fourth step
for a really long time now.
1178
01:10:23,544 --> 01:10:26,570
You know, Victor,
sometimes the best place to start...
1179
01:10:26,647 --> 01:10:28,774
is at the beginning.
1180
01:10:28,849 --> 01:10:33,877
Try thinking back
to when you first lost your way.
1181
01:10:36,790 --> 01:10:40,123
[Airplane Engine Roaring]
1182
01:10:46,266 --> 01:10:48,200
S-Sorry.
1183
01:10:48,268 --> 01:10:51,726
[Woman] If you're trying to make me
feel bad, you're doing a wonderful job.
1184
01:10:53,707 --> 01:10:56,540
Are you ta-Are you talking to me?
1185
01:10:56,610 --> 01:10:58,771
You see anyone else around?
1186
01:11:00,180 --> 01:11:02,410
[Chuckles]
Um-
1187
01:11:11,525 --> 01:11:13,516
[Lock Clicks]
1188
01:11:13,594 --> 01:11:15,528
Hi.
1189
01:11:15,596 --> 01:11:17,530
- Hi.
- Hey.
1190
01:11:17,598 --> 01:11:19,532
Where you coming from?
1191
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,898
Um, Thanksgiving with my mom...
1192
01:11:21,969 --> 01:11:23,903
at the state mental hospital.
1193
01:11:23,971 --> 01:11:26,906
Oh. And how was that?
1194
01:11:26,974 --> 01:11:28,908
Um-
1195
01:11:28,976 --> 01:11:30,910
Aww. That's okay, honey.
1196
01:11:30,978 --> 01:11:33,913
- It was kinda-
- That's what the circuit's here for.
1197
01:11:33,981 --> 01:11:36,711
- [Knock On Door]
- [Gasps] Shit.
1198
01:11:36,783 --> 01:11:40,378
- Maybe we-
- That's the one drawback
of the bathroom pick-up.
1199
01:11:40,454 --> 01:11:42,888
Have you done this before?
1200
01:11:42,956 --> 01:11:46,392
Haven't you ever opened a door
on a train or a plane...
1201
01:11:46,460 --> 01:11:48,724
seen someone standing there
and thought...
1202
01:11:48,795 --> 01:11:51,491
"Why don't they just lock the door?"
1203
01:11:51,565 --> 01:11:54,500
[Chuckles]
I thought that was, like, an accident or-
1204
01:11:54,568 --> 01:11:58,004
There are no accidents
on the circuit, honey.
1205
01:11:58,071 --> 01:12:00,062
Circuit?
1206
01:12:01,775 --> 01:12:03,834
So-
1207
01:12:03,911 --> 01:12:05,902
Um-
1208
01:12:07,814 --> 01:12:10,749
- Late bloomer, huh?
- Sorry. Yeah, kind of.
1209
01:12:10,817 --> 01:12:12,876
Here, let me help you.
1210
01:12:12,953 --> 01:12:15,945
[Both Groaning]
1211
01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:20,716
Oh!
[Grunting Continues]
1212
01:12:22,195 --> 01:12:24,129
See?
1213
01:12:24,197 --> 01:12:27,132
All you needed was a jump start.
[Gasps]
1214
01:12:27,200 --> 01:12:30,260
[Both Grunting]
1215
01:12:38,612 --> 01:12:40,546
Feeling better?
1216
01:12:41,615 --> 01:12:43,549
Yeah.
1217
01:12:43,617 --> 01:12:45,551
Good.
1218
01:12:45,619 --> 01:12:48,554
But please don't think
this was anything special.
1219
01:12:48,622 --> 01:12:52,183
And don't forget to lock the door.
1220
01:12:53,594 --> 01:12:56,791
That is,
if you want it locked anymore.
1221
01:12:58,332 --> 01:13:02,166
[Man Singing]
#Daylight is creeping #
1222
01:13:02,369 --> 01:13:04,269
[Man On TV]
Thank you for that, Richard.
1223
01:13:04,338 --> 01:13:06,772
We're here on scene
with Victor Mancini...
1224
01:13:06,840 --> 01:13:10,276
- one of the builders
of this mystery rock structure.
- Sitting there naked and alone.
1225
01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:12,278
Hey, Victor! You're on TV.
1226
01:13:12,346 --> 01:13:16,282
All the people around are wanting to know,
what is this structure going to be?
1227
01:13:16,350 --> 01:13:19,649
- We don't know. It's about process.
- What's it going to become?
1228
01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:24,487
The structure will continue
to evolve until the last rock is set.
1229
01:13:24,558 --> 01:13:28,756
People should bring one by. They can
alter the nature of what it becomes.
1230
01:13:28,829 --> 01:13:32,629
- [Man] So, there you have it.
Bring a rock and come on down.
- [Stomach Gurgling]
1231
01:13:32,699 --> 01:13:37,068
- This is Roger Fessenden, Action 2 News.
- [Woman] In other news-
1232
01:13:37,137 --> 01:13:40,368
Hey, that rock thing was a nice touch.
1233
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:42,567
- [Gurgling Continues]
- Thanks.
1234
01:13:42,643 --> 01:13:46,135
[TV: Man Speaking, Indistinct]
1235
01:13:48,448 --> 01:13:53,385
Hey, you thinkJesus was
automatically good from the start?
1236
01:13:53,453 --> 01:13:55,785
You don't hear much
about the teen years.
1237
01:13:55,856 --> 01:13:58,791
MaybeJesus was kind of a dick
for a while.
1238
01:13:58,859 --> 01:14:01,293
Then he started helping old ladies
cross the street...
1239
01:14:01,361 --> 01:14:03,795
and turning off people's headlights
and stuff...
1240
01:14:03,864 --> 01:14:07,129
and he just kinda grew
into the whole messiah thing.
1241
01:14:07,200 --> 01:14:09,361
I mean, that's not impossible, right?
1242
01:14:09,436 --> 01:14:13,099
- This is Jesus?
- Yeah.
1243
01:14:13,173 --> 01:14:14,765
I don't know.
1244
01:14:14,841 --> 01:14:17,071
[Laughs]
Yeah. Of course you don't.
1245
01:14:17,144 --> 01:14:20,636
But if you read the New Testament...
1246
01:14:20,714 --> 01:14:24,047
especially some
of the Paul stuff in Galatians...
1247
01:14:24,117 --> 01:14:28,417
Jesus was all about the idea
that people are transformed...
1248
01:14:28,488 --> 01:14:31,480
not by being loved,
but by the act of loving somebody...
1249
01:14:31,558 --> 01:14:34,755
no matter how difficult it is.
1250
01:14:34,828 --> 01:14:37,490
So it only stands to reason
he could've developed this theory...
1251
01:14:37,564 --> 01:14:41,830
on his whole, you know,
personal savior journey.
1252
01:14:47,474 --> 01:14:49,942
[Phone Ringing]
1253
01:14:52,379 --> 01:14:54,313
[Rings, Beeps]
1254
01:14:54,381 --> 01:14:56,372
Hello.
1255
01:14:57,617 --> 01:15:00,586
Yeah. Okay. I'll tell him.
1256
01:15:00,654 --> 01:15:02,588
[Beeps]
1257
01:15:02,656 --> 01:15:05,591
Um, it's about your mom.
They moved her.
1258
01:15:05,659 --> 01:15:08,287
[Monitor Beeping]
1259
01:15:08,495 --> 01:15:12,124
I brought you some pudding.
It's chocolate. It's your favorite.
1260
01:15:12,199 --> 01:15:14,861
Oh, that's very sweet, Victor...
1261
01:15:14,935 --> 01:15:17,335
but I'm not very hungry.
1262
01:15:17,404 --> 01:15:19,338
Well, you have to tr-
1263
01:15:19,406 --> 01:15:22,307
What did-What did you call me?
1264
01:15:22,375 --> 01:15:26,038
Victor.
That's still your name, isn't it?
1265
01:15:26,113 --> 01:15:29,105
Yeah. Yes, it is.
1266
01:15:30,550 --> 01:15:32,313
[Chuckles]
1267
01:15:32,385 --> 01:15:34,148
We have to talk, sweetie.
1268
01:15:34,221 --> 01:15:37,190
Forget about that now.
Just try and get some of this down.
1269
01:15:37,257 --> 01:15:40,488
There's something I've been meaning
to tell you for a long time.
1270
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:44,394
Don't worry. I already know
what you had to do to get me.
1271
01:15:44,464 --> 01:15:46,625
You do?
1272
01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:51,194
I know you came from Italy
impregnated by the sacred foreskin.
1273
01:15:51,271 --> 01:15:53,239
The what?
1274
01:15:53,306 --> 01:15:56,935
You wrote it in Italian
so I wouldn't read it...
1275
01:15:57,010 --> 01:15:59,444
but Dr. Marshall told me the truth.
1276
01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:04,212
I know who I am,
and I know I can save you.
1277
01:16:04,284 --> 01:16:08,084
What the hell are you talking about?
1278
01:16:08,155 --> 01:16:12,615
I stole you from a stroller
in Waterloo, Iowa.
1279
01:16:12,692 --> 01:16:15,957
Mom, you don't have to-
you don't have to lie anymore.
1280
01:16:16,029 --> 01:16:17,963
Who's lying?
1281
01:16:18,031 --> 01:16:20,829
You were at the Cadillac Bowling Alley
on LaPorte Road.
1282
01:16:22,836 --> 01:16:25,031
Wh-
1283
01:16:25,105 --> 01:16:28,666
You're saying that you, uh-
1284
01:16:28,742 --> 01:16:32,542
You're saying you're not-
that you're not my, uh-
1285
01:16:34,281 --> 01:16:37,148
- What are you saying?
- [Monitor Beeping Faster]
1286
01:16:37,217 --> 01:16:39,947
You're saying you're not my-
1287
01:16:41,621 --> 01:16:43,612
That you're not my-
1288
01:16:43,690 --> 01:16:47,251
[Monitor Beeping, Sustained Tone]
1289
01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:51,053
Mom.
1290
01:16:51,131 --> 01:16:53,065
Hey.
1291
01:16:53,133 --> 01:16:54,930
Mom.
1292
01:16:55,001 --> 01:16:57,265
Mom. Mom!
1293
01:16:57,337 --> 01:16:59,271
Mom!
1294
01:16:59,339 --> 01:17:02,968
Help! Help! Help!
1295
01:17:03,043 --> 01:17:05,637
- Ida?
- [Monitor Stops]
1296
01:17:05,712 --> 01:17:07,646
Ida?
1297
01:17:07,714 --> 01:17:10,911
She's choking. I choked her.
1298
01:17:10,984 --> 01:17:12,918
She denied my- my birth origins.
1299
01:17:12,986 --> 01:17:15,079
She made up some story about Iowa.
1300
01:17:15,155 --> 01:17:16,884
Your birth origins?
1301
01:17:16,957 --> 01:17:19,221
[Paige]
Oh.
1302
01:17:19,292 --> 01:17:22,728
Live! Live!
1303
01:17:22,796 --> 01:17:25,492
I command you to live! Live!
1304
01:17:25,565 --> 01:17:27,590
I'm afraid
there's been a misunderstanding.
1305
01:17:27,667 --> 01:17:30,659
Live. Live.
1306
01:17:39,446 --> 01:17:41,437
You're a patient?
1307
01:17:41,514 --> 01:17:45,006
- Yeah.
- What the fuck, man?
1308
01:17:47,888 --> 01:17:51,016
Is she okay- Is she-Wh-
1309
01:17:51,091 --> 01:17:53,992
Oh, God.
1310
01:17:55,028 --> 01:17:56,962
Is she-
1311
01:17:58,031 --> 01:18:00,932
What have l-What have I done?
1312
01:18:13,013 --> 01:18:15,277
We don't need this.
1313
01:18:15,348 --> 01:18:17,282
But we're lost.
1314
01:18:17,350 --> 01:18:19,784
We're not lost, we're pioneers...
1315
01:18:19,853 --> 01:18:22,788
blazing a trail through the new frontier.
1316
01:18:22,856 --> 01:18:25,051
And if you look very closely...
1317
01:18:25,125 --> 01:18:28,390
you'll see an opportunity
to overcome your fear.
1318
01:18:28,461 --> 01:18:32,056
- How do we know which way to go?
- Come here.
1319
01:18:32,132 --> 01:18:34,123
Come on.
1320
01:18:35,235 --> 01:18:37,203
Okay. Take the wheel.
1321
01:18:37,270 --> 01:18:39,204
Good.
1322
01:18:39,272 --> 01:18:41,638
And listen very closely.
1323
01:18:41,708 --> 01:18:45,144
'Cause nothing worth having
comes without a risk.
1324
01:18:45,211 --> 01:18:47,702
'Cause I won't always
be around to nag you.
1325
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:52,346
'Cause sometimes it's not important
which way you jump...
1326
01:18:52,419 --> 01:18:54,353
just that you jump.
1327
01:18:54,421 --> 01:18:57,356
- [Paige] Victor, I know it was an accident.
- [Alarm Ringing]
1328
01:18:57,424 --> 01:19:00,757
Let's be on the safe side.
How 'bout we get you out ofhere?
1329
01:19:00,827 --> 01:19:04,388
Victor. Come on.
We don't have much time.
1330
01:19:04,464 --> 01:19:07,399
- You're not even really a doctor, are you?
- Technically, no.
1331
01:19:07,467 --> 01:19:10,925
- All that crap about stem cells
and curing my mother?
- Experimental, yes.
1332
01:19:11,004 --> 01:19:14,030
- But it might have worked.
- What about the diary?
1333
01:19:14,107 --> 01:19:16,041
Okay, that I made up.
1334
01:19:16,109 --> 01:19:18,043
You mean you-
1335
01:19:18,111 --> 01:19:21,569
Well, once I got to know you, I realized
you could never reciprocate my feelings...
1336
01:19:21,648 --> 01:19:25,084
unless I helped you connect
to your own inner goodness.
1337
01:19:25,151 --> 01:19:27,085
What does it say?
1338
01:19:27,153 --> 01:19:30,554
You don't even speak Italian, do you?
1339
01:19:30,623 --> 01:19:34,059
I mean, l- I can order dinner, but-
1340
01:19:34,127 --> 01:19:36,061
My God, you're crazy!
1341
01:19:36,129 --> 01:19:38,063
No.
1342
01:19:38,131 --> 01:19:40,895
I'm just working a few things out.
1343
01:19:44,838 --> 01:19:49,241
Go ahead. I can't go any closer,
or the door will lock.
1344
01:19:54,781 --> 01:19:57,306
Who are you?
1345
01:19:57,384 --> 01:20:00,319
Just a med school dropout with...
1346
01:20:00,387 --> 01:20:02,446
you know, some issues.
1347
01:20:02,522 --> 01:20:04,456
Is that true?
1348
01:20:04,524 --> 01:20:07,084
Can you just say one thing that's true?
1349
01:20:07,160 --> 01:20:09,094
Okay.
1350
01:20:13,033 --> 01:20:14,967
I did...
1351
01:20:15,035 --> 01:20:16,969
20 perfect years...
1352
01:20:17,037 --> 01:20:19,972
in the most difficult schools
in the country.
1353
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,975
Then in my last week of med school...
1354
01:20:23,043 --> 01:20:26,206
I got a "B"...minus.
1355
01:20:27,747 --> 01:20:32,309
I guess when they found me
I'd been in the shower for three days.
1356
01:20:32,385 --> 01:20:34,819
My parents were mortified.
1357
01:20:36,022 --> 01:20:37,853
The next thing I remember...
1358
01:20:37,924 --> 01:20:39,915
is your mother...
1359
01:20:39,993 --> 01:20:42,325
sitting in my room telling me stories...
1360
01:20:42,395 --> 01:20:44,329
about this...
1361
01:20:44,397 --> 01:20:47,195
brilliant, loyal boy...
1362
01:20:47,267 --> 01:20:50,964
who stuck by her
through thick and thin...
1363
01:20:51,037 --> 01:20:55,531
despite the many, many ways
she had failed him.
1364
01:20:56,709 --> 01:20:58,643
And then one day...
1365
01:20:58,711 --> 01:21:00,702
there you were.
1366
01:21:01,748 --> 01:21:05,081
And I introduced myself...
1367
01:21:05,151 --> 01:21:07,142
sort of.
1368
01:21:09,389 --> 01:21:11,380
I lied to you.
1369
01:21:13,460 --> 01:21:15,860
A lot.
1370
01:21:15,929 --> 01:21:18,864
But I never lied about my feelings.
1371
01:21:20,834 --> 01:21:24,634
I gotta- I gotta go.
1372
01:21:24,704 --> 01:21:26,695
[Beeping]
1373
01:21:28,108 --> 01:21:31,043
[Door Closes]
1374
01:21:31,111 --> 01:21:35,047
[Woman On P.A.]
Dr. Blue, please report to Room 328, stat.
1375
01:21:35,115 --> 01:21:37,049
Dr. Blue.
1376
01:21:44,591 --> 01:21:48,118
- Victor Mancini?
- You're under arrest for suspicion of rape.
1377
01:21:48,194 --> 01:21:50,526
Rape? What are you-
I didn't ra- Oh, no. No.
1378
01:21:50,597 --> 01:21:54,590
She asked me to rape her. It turns her on.
She even gave me the knife.
1379
01:21:54,667 --> 01:21:56,601
- At 90?
- Who's 90? Oww!
1380
01:21:56,669 --> 01:22:00,161
Eva Mueller, a resident
of St. Anthony's Constant Care Facility.
1381
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,266
Her daughter said you held her down
and touched her woo-woo.
1382
01:22:03,343 --> 01:22:07,939
- Said it was your secret game.
- Oh, her. I thought you were talking
about this other rape.
1383
01:22:08,014 --> 01:22:10,414
You realize we're the police, right?
1384
01:22:10,483 --> 01:22:14,249
- I think we better go downtown
and straighten this out.
- Yeah.
1385
01:22:15,889 --> 01:22:19,347
Hey.! Good going, Charlie.!
1386
01:22:20,493 --> 01:22:22,461
Check this shit out.
1387
01:22:22,529 --> 01:22:25,225
You gonna tell me you nailed
all these broads? You?
1388
01:22:25,298 --> 01:22:28,233
We're interested in talking with
a patient by the name of Paige Marshall...
1389
01:22:28,301 --> 01:22:30,633
in connection with your mother's death.
1390
01:22:30,703 --> 01:22:32,364
Problem is, we can't find her.
1391
01:22:32,438 --> 01:22:35,134
Apparently she'd been operating
under the delusion she was a doctor.
1392
01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:37,199
Checked in catatonic.
1393
01:22:37,277 --> 01:22:40,371
Hadn't spoken for over a year
until one day your ma gave her a lab coat.
1394
01:22:40,446 --> 01:22:42,380
Staff let her wear it after that.
1395
01:22:42,448 --> 01:22:45,110
[Exhales]
Nobody said a word.
1396
01:22:45,185 --> 01:22:48,382
Sounds like you made a few enemies
on the staff over there, lover boy.
1397
01:22:48,454 --> 01:22:52,754
And you can't find her?
In a mental hospital?
1398
01:22:52,825 --> 01:22:54,793
- Did you try her room?
- That's funny.
1399
01:22:54,861 --> 01:22:59,764
We can't find her because she checked
herself out, you skeevy colonial dickwad.
1400
01:22:59,832 --> 01:23:04,428
- Checked herself out?
- Turns out she was voluntary. Imagine that.
1401
01:23:04,504 --> 01:23:06,495
You wanna tell us about the diary?
1402
01:23:06,573 --> 01:23:08,598
It's my mom's. It's in Italian.
1403
01:23:08,675 --> 01:23:10,768
What the hell is this?
1404
01:23:10,843 --> 01:23:13,334
That was me when I was a kid.
1405
01:23:15,048 --> 01:23:17,482
- A long time ago, in ancient Greece...
- [Spraying]
1406
01:23:17,550 --> 01:23:22,283
there was a young girl who fell in love
with a young boy from another country.
1407
01:23:22,355 --> 01:23:25,290
One day word came that the young boy
would have to go home.
1408
01:23:25,358 --> 01:23:30,295
So on their last night together
she traced the outline ofher lover's shadow...
1409
01:23:30,363 --> 01:23:33,298
so that she could always remember
how he looked...
1410
01:23:33,366 --> 01:23:36,426
on the very last moments
they were ever to be together.
1411
01:23:36,502 --> 01:23:38,493
[Spraying Continues]
1412
01:23:38,571 --> 01:23:41,267
- [Vehicle Pulling Up]
- [Siren Wailing]
1413
01:23:41,341 --> 01:23:44,105
- [Doors Opening, Closing]
- Oh! No!
1414
01:23:44,177 --> 01:23:46,202
- [Grunting]
- Come here! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
1415
01:23:46,279 --> 01:23:47,644
- No.!
- [Ida Yells]
1416
01:23:47,714 --> 01:23:49,341
Oww!
1417
01:23:50,383 --> 01:23:53,682
[Ida Grunting, Yelling]
1418
01:23:53,753 --> 01:23:56,517
No! No! No! No!
1419
01:23:56,589 --> 01:24:00,582
Victor.! No.! No.! Victor.! Victor.!
1420
01:24:00,660 --> 01:24:02,685
Eat something, kid.
1421
01:24:02,762 --> 01:24:05,162
You look like ass.
1422
01:24:14,674 --> 01:24:18,007
[Choking]
1423
01:24:18,077 --> 01:24:21,069
[Gagging]
1424
01:24:29,489 --> 01:24:33,016
He talks about that in here.
He's faking.
1425
01:24:33,092 --> 01:24:35,356
[Choking, Gagging Continues]
1426
01:24:37,063 --> 01:24:39,224
Looks pretty real.
1427
01:24:42,802 --> 01:24:44,394
Shit.
1428
01:24:44,470 --> 01:24:47,837
[Choking, Grunting]
1429
01:24:48,841 --> 01:24:52,834
- [Exhales, Loud Farting]
- Oh, man!
1430
01:24:52,912 --> 01:24:57,611
You did notjust shit
all over my interrogation room.
1431
01:25:00,520 --> 01:25:03,956
[Victor] Sometimes you have to lose
everything before the penny finally drops.
1432
01:25:04,023 --> 01:25:06,014
You lose this?
1433
01:25:06,092 --> 01:25:08,026
Hmm.
1434
01:25:08,094 --> 01:25:10,085
Or whatever.
1435
01:25:11,464 --> 01:25:14,399
So here's what I figured out.
1436
01:25:14,467 --> 01:25:18,836
We're not evil sinners
or perfect knockoffs of God.
1437
01:25:18,905 --> 01:25:22,705
We let the world tell us
whether we're saints or sex addicts...
1438
01:25:22,775 --> 01:25:27,872
- sane or insane, heroes or victims...
- [Police Radio Chatter]
1439
01:25:27,947 --> 01:25:32,077
whether we're good mothers
or loving sons.
1440
01:25:35,021 --> 01:25:37,956
But we can decide for ourselves.
1441
01:25:39,359 --> 01:25:41,884
As a certain wise fugitive
once told me...
1442
01:25:41,961 --> 01:25:46,557
sometimes it's not important
which way you jump, just that you jump.
1443
01:25:46,632 --> 01:25:50,830
I wish I could say I'd left the circuit
completely behind me...
1444
01:25:50,903 --> 01:25:53,599
but that wouldn't be entirely true.
1445
01:25:57,844 --> 01:26:00,642
I still wonder about Paige-
1446
01:26:00,713 --> 01:26:03,511
another beautiful psycho
like my mother...
1447
01:26:04,851 --> 01:26:08,150
or a twisted soul mate
sent to bring me back to life?
1448
01:26:08,221 --> 01:26:12,248
[Man]
#Disavow #
1449
01:26:12,325 --> 01:26:14,623
# The pleasure #
1450
01:26:14,694 --> 01:26:17,527
Only one way to find out.
1451
01:26:28,941 --> 01:26:33,173
# You are not #
1452
01:26:33,212 --> 01:26:35,043
# To blame #
1453
01:26:35,748 --> 01:26:38,182
# For#
1454
01:26:40,286 --> 01:26:44,552
# Bittersweet #
1455
01:26:44,624 --> 01:26:49,618
# Distractors #
1456
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:56,097
# Dare not speak #
1457
01:26:56,169 --> 01:27:00,299
# His name #
1458
01:27:03,309 --> 01:27:07,609
# Dedicated #
1459
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,205
# To all #
1460
01:27:10,283 --> 01:27:12,615
# You #
1461
01:27:12,685 --> 01:27:14,983
# All #
1462
01:27:15,054 --> 01:27:23,655
# You need, yes #
1463
01:27:30,770 --> 01:27:32,863
# Because #
1464
01:27:32,939 --> 01:27:37,171
# We separate #
1465
01:27:37,243 --> 01:27:39,177
# It ripples #
1466
01:27:39,245 --> 01:27:48,313
# Our reflections #
1467
01:27:58,264 --> 01:28:00,698
# Because #
1468
01:28:00,766 --> 01:28:04,702
# We separate #
1469
01:28:04,770 --> 01:28:06,704
# It ripples #
1470
01:28:06,772 --> 01:28:16,443
# Our reflections #
1471
01:28:16,516 --> 01:28:19,144
# Ooh #
1472
01:28:19,218 --> 01:28:26,852
# Reckoner#
1473
01:28:30,796 --> 01:28:35,290
# Take me with #
1474
01:28:35,368 --> 01:28:40,567
# You #
1475
01:28:42,241 --> 01:28:46,439
# Dedicated #
1476
01:28:46,512 --> 01:28:51,415
# To all you #
1477
01:28:51,484 --> 01:28:56,012
# All you #
1478
01:28:56,088 --> 01:29:01,355
# Need, yes ##
1479
01:29:01,427 --> 01:29:05,830
## [Vocalizing]
1480
01:29:42,034 --> 01:29:44,025
## [Ends]