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My name is Jack McCall.

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If you can hear me,

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what you're listening to
is not the sound of my voice.

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It's the sound of my inner voice,
the one inside my head.

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I'd like to talk to you, but I can't.

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Because if I say
just one more sentence out loud,

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I'll die.

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Aaron, I have got
a very important assignment for you.

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Go to Barneys and get me six dozen
pair of cashmere blend socks,

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40% cashmere.

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No, I'm gonna wear 'em,
but you're gonna buy 'em.

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Do I need six dozen pair
of cashmere socks? No, but listen.

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Hey, "need" is a tricky word.

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Think about it more like this,
"want" or "love" are better words.

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Think about it.
Don't we do everything out of love?

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How about this?
Do you want, need or love yourjob?

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Well, I love the idea
that you need yourjob. Okay.

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Three white witches watch
three Swatch watches.

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Which witches watch
which watch switch...

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Okay.

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Daddy's gonna hold you
'cause Mommy needs caffeine.

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Baby, I don't know
if I can work with, "Whaah!"

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Oh, look how happy he is
with his mommy.

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- Yeah.
- Yes, he is. He's a mama's boy.

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- No, he isn't.
- Yes.

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There's nothing wrong with being
a mama's boy. I'm a mama's boy.

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- Oh, my God!
- What?

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Shaq snuck in the house
and shit in the baby's diaper!

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Hey!

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Excuse me, you think
maybe I could cut in front...

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I will run you over dead
in the parking lot.

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Dead. Dead. Dead.

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Hello?

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What? She's in labor?

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Well, tell her to stop pushing!

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Look, I can't miss
the birth of my first child!

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I only went out to get some coffee!

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Go ahead.
Expectant father coming through!

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I got a baby on the way! Thank you.
Thank you!

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Congratulations, man! You're the man!

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Thank you so much!
Thank you so much.

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Twins? It's twins!

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I'm having twins. I'm having twins.

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Thank you. It's on the house?
Thank you so much!

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Congratulations!

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We live in a world
that's obsessive and controlling.

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I think I care too much. I think
that's what you would say about me,

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that I care too much.

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I think that's what everybody would say
about me, that I care too much.

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This coffee's incredible.
Do you ever stop to think about

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what people are thinking about
when you're not in the room?

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What do people think
when I'm not there?

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That's the thought that I want to know.

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What do people think
when I'm not there?

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I know you think something
when I'm there,

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but when I'm not there,
what are you thinking?

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What are you thinking
when I'm not in the room?

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That's the real thought. Or do you ever
wonder who's on line with you?

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You could be on line with somebody.
I'm not talking about the computer.

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I'm talking about the real line,
the real line,

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the old- fashioned line with somebody
behind you, somebody in front of you.

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That line is dangerous
'cause you don't know who that is.

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Or an elevator!

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You're in a elevator, door closed,
you're in the room with this person.

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They could pull out a knife
and start doing all kinds of shit to you.

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You get in elevators all the time.
Elevators are crazy.

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Hey, what about restaurants?

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You could be in a restaurant
sitting next to somebody who's a maniac

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and they're right next to you in a chair,
and they're ordering like the same thing.

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Look at you smiling and this person just,
you know, stabbed somebody in the ass

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and now they sitting
next to the table next to you.

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This could be happening all the time.

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Jack! If I may...

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Hey, Doc,
I think we're about out of time.

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But I feel so much better.

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Thank you so much.
You know, you're a genius.

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Good morning, Mr. McCall.

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I don't mean to be pushy
and I know you get hit up all the time.

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I was just wondering if you had
a chance to read my manuscript.

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Your manuscript?

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Hey, Reverend Marcus.
How's my favorite client?

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I just need to know if I'm going home
to Nebraska, work on my dad's farm,

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or, you know,
maybe you could just read 20 pages.

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Hold on one second. Hey, look,
I'm getting closer on your manuscript.

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It's moved from my kitchen table
to my nightstand,

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and next, it'll be by my toilet
and that's where it'll get read, okay?

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Reverend, two words, "gripping"
and "necessary". Hold on one sec.

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Hey, can you do me a favor?

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Can you polish my rims for me?

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And don't park my car
under the trees with all those birds?

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Reverend, Lord, Where's My Money?
is the best thing you've ever written.

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Jack McCall's office, please hold.

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You're already holding?
Okay, continue to hold. Thanks.

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Jack McCall's office.

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I don't care. Just take him to the vet.
I don't know, Mom!

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I don't... Mom, I got to go.

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Yes, I did have a great weekend.

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And, yes, I would like some coffee.

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I look good, right?

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I finished picking out all the
mini- marshmallows out of your cereal.

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All the mini- marshmallows?

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Except the yellow moons, obviously.

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Mr. McCall?

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I know that I'm just an assistant.
And I really appreciate...

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Hey, Aaron, this is my office.

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This isn't the confessional booth
at MTV, all right?

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No, no, I know. I know.
I would never confess. I'm just...

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I guess what I'm trying to say
is that if I'm gonna

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be an agent one day,
I'm not really sure how this...

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You have to speak like me,
talk like me, study me!

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Learn to speak your mind,
but do it quickly.

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You have to remember,
this is all part of your training.

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Okay. Okay, great.
I almost forgot. The weekend read.

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If I do say so myself,

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I thought that the Antarctica submission
was pretty good. Have you read it?

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Absolutely not. Why would I do that?

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Let me explain something to you.

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All your best books have everything
you need to know in the first five pages

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and the last five pages, okay?

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Here we go. Woman meets man.

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Pregnant. War. Alone.

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War over. Baby older. New man.

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Happily ever after. Bestseller.

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Wow.

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Did you prepare the conference room?

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Yeah. PowerPoint's all set up,
nobody knows a thing.

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Okay. Well, get out of here.

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Everyone here is familiar with Dr. Sinja.

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Dr. Sinja is the most popular

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nondenominational religious leader
on the planet.

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He's a holistic healer
and a New Age dispenser of wisdom

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with a following in the tens of millions.

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This guy can fill up
a football stadium on a Tuesday.

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Our conventional spirit guides
always ask the seeker,

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"What do you want?"

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I challenge you to ask yourself,

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"What does liife want from me?"

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"What does the greater painurpainose
want from me?"

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Look at this guy's attendance figures.

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He's outselling Celine Dion, U2,

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Billy Graham and Hannah Montana!

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What's his actual philosophy?

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"In quiet, there is truth. "
Some shit like that. Something like that.

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Just your typical New Age bullshit crap.

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That's what my Aunt May used to call it.
New Age bullshit crap.

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And if anybody can sell
some New Age bullshit crap, it's me.

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Jack, it's a spiritual movement.

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Yeah, I have a spiritual movement
every time I eat a bran muffin.

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- God!
- All right, all right, Jack.

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Assuming you can actually
get an audience with the guy,

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you're not the only agent in town
who has this information.

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What makes you think
you can talk Sinja into signing with you?

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I'm Jack McCall. This is what I do.

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Hey, I can talk anybody
into doing anything.

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Helpain me siing iit

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Breathe in.

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And release.

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Quiet your mind
until there are no thoughts.

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Then you can see your true nature.

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Your face
before your parents were born.

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"Your face
before your parents were born"?

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That's a great title for a kids' show.

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It has many names.

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Nirvana, kensho, bliss,

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divinity, illumination.
Let's call it the Blue Pearl.

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It's okay. Our truth can be painful.

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Pain is the touchstone of growth.

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- That'd be a badass T- shirt.
- It's okay.

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Laugh, cry. They're close cousins.

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Just let it out.

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He sees the Blue Pearl.

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It's okay. It's okay.

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Students meditate for years

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and never see
what you have seen today.

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Your inner self.

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That makes you
a very special person, Mr...

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McCall.

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Jack McCall. Thank you so much.

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Sorry, I don't know what happened.

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I just got overcome with emotion.
I'm sorry.

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My years and years of focused silence

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just finally delivered me to...

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- Enlightenment?
- Enlightenment, yes. Enlightenment.

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Sorry. Hold that a second.

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I'm so sorry.
Play it four times and it stops.

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That is bad.

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Oh, the Blue Pearl.

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The Blue Pearl is so blue.

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The Blue Pearl is so shiny

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and so pearly.

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"Three things will not long be hidden.

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"The sun, the moon,

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"and the truth. "

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Is there a reason for your visit today,
Jack McCall?

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Well, sir, I am not one to waste time.

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I understand you've written a book.

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That is true.

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Well, I'm an agent.

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And all my career
I've dreamed that I'd get to represent

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someone who I believed in.
I believe in you.

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And I think
I can help you to change the world.

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I'm not interested.

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Really?

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Dr. Sinja? Dr. Sinja, the world

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is filled with lost,
lonely souls in need of your wisdom.

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And they're out there calling out to you

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in quiet desperation.
I hear them, I feel them.

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Aren't you amazed by trees?

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Yeah, sure!

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I love trees!

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Trees, I love them. I love trees.

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The branches and the leaves. It's just...

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You know,
some people want fame and money.

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Just give me some nature,
some branches and some trees.

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I love it.

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In fact,
I have such an affinity towards trees

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I think I might even
have been a bird in another life.

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Just...

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Landing on a branch. Taking it all in.

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I want to be a bird. I want to be a bird
and I want to swallow your philosophy.

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And then I'm gonna spit it back
into the mouths

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of the children of the world.

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Nourish their souls. Help you to grow,
watch your wings spread,

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and help you to soar.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm talking about
presenting your book to the world.

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Have you read it?

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Of course I have.

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So what's in it for you?

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Just the satisfaction of knowing
that I helped my hero to save the world.

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And 10%, of course.

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Shit!

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The tree gave me a splinter!

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The Bodhi tree did nothing.
It did not move.

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We all create our own destiny, Jack.

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Dr. Sinja, if you commit to me,
I'll give you all that I am.

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Mind, body and spirit. Everything.

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Let me be a big bird.

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Hawk!

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Or sparrow.

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Pick a bird, I'm it.

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You agree to have my book published?

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I'm begging you for it!

245
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:51,436
And you will spread my philosophy
in the way I meant it to be spread?

246
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:53,272
That goes without saying.
You have my word, sir.

247
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,902
Remember, our words have a profound

248
00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,238
rippling effect on the entire universe.

249
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,407
Well, I'm counting on that.

250
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:05,909
- Jack McCall's office.
- Aaron!

251
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,786
I want you to run out
and buy me a throne,

252
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:10,455
and a scepter and a crown,
because I am the king!

253
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,292
Oh, my God, Mr. McCall.
You signed him, didn't you?

254
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,252
You bet your ass I signed him.

255
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,170
Never doubt me! Never doubt me!

256
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,338
How about that?

257
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,257
Hey� I want you to clear
my sche�ule for the rest of the �ay.

258
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,175
I want to go spend some time
with my mother!

259
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,052
Let her know what a big star her boy is!

260
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:25,429
Okay, done, sire.

261
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,985
Raymond! Is that you?

262
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,780
No, it's not Raymond.
It's Jack, Ma. Your son, Jack.

263
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,993
Raymond,
I knew you wouldn't miss my birthday.

264
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,370
I'm not Raymond. I'm Jack, Ma.

265
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,622
Oh, you look good, Raymond.

266
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:55,834
Mommy, Raymond was your husband.

267
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,169
He left. I'm your son, Jack.

268
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,171
I stayed. You raised me. Remember?

269
00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:02,049
- How you doing, Emily?
- Hey, Jack.

270
00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,259
Okay, Annie,
now that your guest is here,

271
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,844
we can have some dinner.

272
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:08,680
Sorry to keep calling you,
but she's slipping a bit more these days.

273
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,140
Now she won't eat without Raymond.

274
00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,017
Raymond is your dad?

275
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,393
Yeah, he was. He's dead now.

276
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,395
- I'm sorry.
- I'm not.

277
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,522
You sure she should be drinking
these margaritas?

278
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,857
Don't worry.

279
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:21,568
'Cause unlike me,
these margaritas are virgins.

280
00:14:23,071 --> 00:14:25,030
Speaking of which, hey, Milt!

281
00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:29,034
I can see your c�ones in that pantsuit.

282
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,037
It's like you're smuggling walnuts
in a polyester purse!

283
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,622
Okay, all right.

284
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:37,042
Tonight it's fajitas
and taquitos with fresh guacamole.

285
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,710
Oh, gracias, Tim.

286
00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:42,089
How you doin', Mom? You okay?

287
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,509
Look at that suit.
You look like a gangster.

288
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,429
Why don't you wear
that suit we got married in?

289
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,723
Because I'm Jack, your son, Ma,

290
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:54,142
and I got to wear clothes like this
because I need it for my work.

291
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,978
I'm a big agent, remember?
Hey, I made a big deal today.

292
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,855
Jack?

293
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,527
Raymond,
Jack never forgave you for leaving.

294
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,071
- Ma!
- And Jack missed my birthday again.

295
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:08,949
Mom, I'm Jack. I'm your son. I'm here!

296
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,493
What?

297
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:18,333
Happy birthday, Mom.

298
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,337
And Caroline says hello.

299
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,097
Raymond,

300
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,015
is that you?

301
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,186
No, Ma. It's me, Jack. Your son.

302
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,193
I'm going to get going now
and get back to work, so...

303
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,574
Love you.

304
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,335
Hola, Gaudencio. You're here late, huh?

305
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:06,923
Hi, Mr. McCall.
The sprinkler, it die, but I fix it.

306
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,679
Okay.

307
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,682
This is it. It's a beautiful house, Jack.

308
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,893
The neighborhood is so sweet.

309
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,436
There are kids everywhere.

310
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,520
While I was there,

311
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,315
an ice cream truck
actually came through.

312
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,442
I mean, it's just...

313
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,903
It's perfect for us.

314
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,071
But this house is perfect for us.

315
00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:32,073
We made Tyler in this house.

316
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,450
We made Tyler in this room.

317
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,036
We made Tyler on this table. Tyler...

318
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:40,749
Okay. If we're going to stay
in this house, which I'm willing to do,

319
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,626
we have to do some work
to make it safer.

320
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,503
More family friendly.

321
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,713
What are you talking about?
This place is perfectly safe.

322
00:16:46,797 --> 00:16:50,217
No. Look, just beyond
these polished concrete floors

323
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,885
is a non- fenced pool

324
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:56,139
that backs up to a cliff
with a sheer drop of 2,000 feet.

325
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,352
Well, look,
maybe we should let the kid grow up

326
00:17:00,436 --> 00:17:02,354
and tell us where he wants to live.

327
00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,397
It's a bachelor pad!

328
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:05,482
He's a bachelor!

329
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,443
Okay.
We cannot raise a family in this house.

330
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,529
Hey, look,
I bought this house on my potential

331
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:11,988
and then I earned it. I love this house.

332
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:15,575
I love it, too,
but I'm changing Tyler at the bar.

333
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,036
He sleeps in your media room.

334
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,664
It's like we're guests in your house.

335
00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:22,791
It's just time.

336
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,419
You know, moving is a huge change.

337
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:30,757
I know, but so was getting married,

338
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,634
and having a baby.

339
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:36,137
And those turned out
to be really nice changes, right?

340
00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,102
Okay, let's do it.

341
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:43,937
Really?

342
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,649
Let's paint the media room.

343
00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,570
Yeah, let's put some ducks in there
and some cartoon figures

344
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,238
and, you know,
just keep it mid- century modern, though.

345
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,322
Mid- century modern ducks.

346
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,199
- Yeah, mid- century modern and ducks.
- That's fantastic.

347
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,534
That actually sounds kinda hot.

348
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,412
An all new low for you, Jack.

349
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:02,539
- Hey, now what are you doing?
- I'm cleaning up.

350
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,425
- What the hell was that?
- An earthquake?

351
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,511
I've been in an earthquake.
That wasn't an earthquake.

352
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,763
I'm gonna check on Tyler!

353
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:44,914
This is a beautiful tree, my friend.

354
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,458
Please, tell me
why you would plant a tree

355
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:47,917
right in the middle of the patio.

356
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:49,377
I no plant the tree.

357
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,754
You no plant the tree?

358
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:53,173
I've been here all day
fixing the sprinkler.

359
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,924
I coming back to pick up my things

360
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,968
and, boom, it's a tree here.

361
00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,386
"Boom, it's a tree here"?

362
00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,554
Boom.

363
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,851
Hey, this is that tree that bit me.

364
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,646
Why the hell would he send me
something like this?

365
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,898
What, is this a joke or something?

366
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:10,982
He must think it's a gift.

367
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,611
Well, now I'm stuck
with this goddamned thing?

368
00:19:14,695 --> 00:19:17,489
I was gonna just send him a nice wine
or, you know,

369
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,282
a Harry and David's Fruit of the Month.

370
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,994
Or a massage. Or Mrs. Fields cookies.

371
00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,080
Exactly.

372
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,915
You want me to get rid of it?

373
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:30,835
No, I gotta make nice.
I'll keep it. This is my tree now.

374
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:35,757
- Okay, Mr. McCall. See you �a�ana.
- Thanks.

375
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,472
Sorta classy.

376
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:57,737
- Mr. McCall?
- Faster, Aaron.

377
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,906
Please, be less dumb,
but be quicker about it.

378
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,658
I got a splitting headache today.

379
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:02,701
Are you sick?

380
00:20:02,785 --> 00:20:05,161
No, I think I'm having
an allergic reaction or something.

381
00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:08,581
Well, this should cheer you up.
Here's your crown.

382
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:09,916
And the throne's on order.

383
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,836
But they offered me a scepter,
so I bought it.

384
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,797
Are you a moron?

385
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,590
No.

386
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,136
So Sinja sent his book over, and...

387
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,637
- How great is it?
- You read it?

388
00:20:23,347 --> 00:20:24,556
How many times
do we have to go through this?

389
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,807
I don't read!

390
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,183
Once again, how was Sinja's book?

391
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:28,768
No, let me tell you.
It was scintillating, huh?

392
00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,770
You couldn't stop reading it, just like it
was your latest copy

393
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:31,896
of Juggs magazine, right?

394
00:20:32,314 --> 00:20:34,524
It is a quick read, that's fair.

395
00:20:34,608 --> 00:20:35,859
Way to go, Sinja!

396
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,111
It's almost like the book was written
for you.

397
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,821
Of course it was! Listen, this book is...

398
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,489
Five pages long.

399
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,079
Five pages long?

400
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,748
Five pages long.

401
00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,250
As in one, two, three, four...

402
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,002
Five. The end.

403
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,213
But look at it this way.
It's the perfect book for you

404
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,590
because the first five pages

405
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,342
and the last five pages
are the whole book.

406
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:03,595
Okay, Aaron, come on.

407
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,305
Tell me that you're pulling my pecker
on this one, right?

408
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,474
Oh, I wish I could.

409
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:08,892
I mean, not your pecker, but...

410
00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:10,685
Let me see it.

411
00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:13,688
- My...
- The book!

412
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:19,110
No.

413
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,447
- That's the book?
- That's the book.

414
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:32,749
Okay. Okay,
I'm gonna go down to that ashram

415
00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,375
and I'm gonna ram this up his ass!

416
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:36,044
It's just the dedication, right?

417
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,838
Or the teaser? Or the thank you's.

418
00:21:38,923 --> 00:21:41,800
Jack, you said you loved my book.

419
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,843
That wasn't a book you gave me,
it was a pamphlet!

420
00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:45,261
I've read menus that were longer!

421
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,430
I read a stop sign on the way here
that was longer than that!

422
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:51,810
Now, my book
is a journey of self- discovery.

423
00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:54,979
Now, that journey is fulfilled
by page five.

424
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,147
Okay, it's coming together now.

425
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,565
You know, you got
a lot of tricks up your sleeve.

426
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,485
First, the magic tree.
Then the book with five pages.

427
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,237
What's next?
You gonna get on a magic yoga mat

428
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,488
and fly around in a circle?

429
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,323
Then you rub your stomach,
but then, whoosh,

430
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:07,325
the genie jumps out of my ass?

431
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,329
Bless you, Jack. Are you okay?

432
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:13,081
I'm having an allergic reaction.

433
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,958
It's probably from that tree you sent me.

434
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,126
I sent you a tree?

435
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,170
See?

436
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,757
So this is where the tree went.

437
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:24,676
What?

438
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,302
Interesting.

439
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,430
What's so interesting?

440
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,808
These branches
don't have a single leaf.

441
00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,768
You know, I noticed that, too.

442
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:40,358
Jack?

443
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,654
Look at the tree and say something.

444
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,700
Say what?

445
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,873
What's so funny?

446
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,625
This is amazing. Don't you see?

447
00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:02,714
Hey, you know, it almost seems
like every time I say something,

448
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,299
some of the...

449
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,101
Hello?

450
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,649
Hel...

451
00:23:23,277 --> 00:23:24,319
...lo!

452
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,783
I want my baby back
baby back, baby back

453
00:23:30,868 --> 00:23:32,869
I want my baby back, baby back ribs

454
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,122
Shit!

455
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,083
Hey, how are you doing this?

456
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,002
Me? I'm doing nothing.

457
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:44,380
You and this tree are now connected.

458
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,924
Connected?

459
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:49,761
It seems like
all your talking is making you sick.

460
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,471
Hey, my talking is not making me sick.

461
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:57,560
Oh, really? What happens
when a tree loses all its leaves, Jack?

462
00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:58,853
So what are you trying to say, Sinja?

463
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,606
It's obvious to me, the more you talk,

464
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,775
the more leaves fall, the sicker you get.

465
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:05,526
The sicker I get?

466
00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,362
So what happens
if all the leaves fall off the tree?

467
00:24:08,822 --> 00:24:10,782
That usually means the tree is dead.

468
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,825
Hey, wait a second. Hold on a second.

469
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,077
You telling me that you think

470
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,120
whatever happens to the tree
happens to me?

471
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,205
Yes.

472
00:24:18,832 --> 00:24:20,541
So I could die!

473
00:24:20,626 --> 00:24:24,087
Yes, but you would die
in the most amazing way possible.

474
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,838
I could die?

475
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,508
Or someone could turn you
into a coffee table.

476
00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:30,343
Hey, Sinja, you know,
you're a real funny dude to stand here

477
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:33,471
making jokes when my life
is being controlled by this magic tree!

478
00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,307
How many leaves
you think are left on this tree?

479
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,559
A thousand?

480
00:24:39,395 --> 00:24:40,937
So what do I got, a thousand words left?

481
00:24:42,356 --> 00:24:44,440
Now you have 993.

482
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,235
One word, one leaf.

483
00:24:51,031 --> 00:24:53,658
Well, I know how to make this shit stop.

484
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:58,788
Oh, no, no, you shouldn't do this.

485
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,124
- That is murder!
- Yeah, and it's premeditated, too!

486
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:02,667
Jack, you shouldn't do this!

487
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,336
You know what, Sinja?
You worry about pages six through 200

488
00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,505
and you let me worry
about Mr. Tricky Tree over here!

489
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:10,008
And on that note, one last final word!

490
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:11,551
Timber!

491
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:23,771
Be glad you don't own a chainsaw.

492
00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:26,024
Why did you do this to me?

493
00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:28,192
I didn't do this. I wouldn't know how.

494
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,694
So, what, the universe cursed me?

495
00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,489
Maybe.
This is between you and the tree.

496
00:25:33,574 --> 00:25:36,451
Hey, wait a minute. If this is real,
what am I supposed to do?

497
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,578
You ever heard of this before?
You ever seen anything like this?

498
00:25:38,996 --> 00:25:40,163
I've never seen it,

499
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,915
but there is a story
of an old monk that had a tree like this.

500
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,126
I always thought it was just a story.

501
00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:47,128
He became very famous and honored.

502
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,463
So he lived.

503
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,048
No, he died.

504
00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:51,132
Jesus.

505
00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,968
No, his name was Stan.

506
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,720
I'm leaving for Bolivia tonight.

507
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,347
A spiritual retreat
in Potosi called La Paz.

508
00:25:58,432 --> 00:26:01,225
Let me talk to my colleagues there
about you and your tree.

509
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,894
Bolivia? Well, when you coming back?

510
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,687
- In three days.
- Three days?

511
00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:06,189
What am I supposed to do until then?

512
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,232
If I were you, Jack, I'd be quiet.

513
00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:11,611
Don't talk for three days.
How hard can it be?

514
00:26:17,367 --> 00:26:18,409
Hello!

515
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:21,829
Shit.

516
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,499
Come on, Jack.

517
00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:26,918
What is the purpose
in cursing you with a tree

518
00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:30,505
that loses a leaf
with every word you speak?

519
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:32,507
That is ridiculous!

520
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,345
I guess you're right.

521
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:40,389
It's crazy!

522
00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:42,141
It's ridiculous!

523
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,482
Did you see that?

524
00:26:49,566 --> 00:26:50,775
See what?

525
00:26:50,859 --> 00:26:54,320
A leaf with every word!
Jack, you slay me!

526
00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:58,616
Oh, Lord Jesus!
God, oh, God, oh, God, oh, my God!

527
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,452
God, oh, God, oh, God,
oh, God, oh, God!

528
00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,303
Morning.

529
00:28:16,278 --> 00:28:19,780
Good morning, sir.
What can I get started for you today?

530
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,742
What size?

531
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:25,828
All right, three venti lattes.

532
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:29,165
Would you care for a pastry? No?

533
00:28:31,752 --> 00:28:34,003
Oh, mocha! Three mocha lattes.

534
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:40,176
Double chocolate- chip muffin! Yum!

535
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,726
You want three Paul McCartney CDs.
Awesome.

536
00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:52,396
You know, I love the Beatles.
They are my life.

537
00:28:57,444 --> 00:28:59,153
Assassination! Abraham Lincoln!

538
00:29:00,530 --> 00:29:04,033
You, me, gun, shoot!

539
00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:07,036
Three shots.

540
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,998
I know, I'm a little slow today.

541
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:15,753
All right, so three lattes, three mochas,

542
00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,506
double chocolate- chip muffin
and three shots.

543
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,841
No assassinations.

544
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,094
And three Paul McCartney CDs.

545
00:29:23,971 --> 00:29:25,513
That's gonna be $68.12.

546
00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:40,861
Could you tell me when
it's safe to cross?

547
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:45,199
Are you deaf? I said,

548
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,536
"Can you tell me
when it's safe to cross?"

549
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:52,665
It is? Thanks, fella!

550
00:30:00,841 --> 00:30:02,258
Stop it, stop it, stop it!

551
00:30:12,019 --> 00:30:15,021
Hey, my brother, what's happening,
brother? What's going on?

552
00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:17,523
Hey! Was that a drive- by?
What was that?

553
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:19,025
Somebody tell me, was that a drive- by?

554
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,740
Thanks, son! White people sure is nice!

555
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,147
Hey, Mr. McCall.

556
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,067
Hey, about my book,
any chance you read it yet?

557
00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,486
Great story, right?

558
00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:07,323
Oh, you did read it.
Oh, God, and you hate the story.

559
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:09,283
Okay, but the writing is good, right?

560
00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:13,037
No? Well, why don't you lie to me?

561
00:31:13,121 --> 00:31:15,456
You've been lying to me for three years
about how you couldn't read it.

562
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:16,582
Now suddenly you read it, you hate it,

563
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:18,417
it sucks and you just smash my hopes

564
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,628
on the rocks of
"Hey, Wayne, go back to Nebraska

565
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:21,796
"and shave sheep with your dad. "

566
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:25,508
You don't know what it's like
to be a writer. I hate myself.

567
00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:28,386
I hate myself, do you get that?
I hate myself!

568
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,852
I'll park your car.

569
00:31:36,937 --> 00:31:39,230
Yeah, I'll park your car,
Mr. Encouragement.

570
00:31:39,356 --> 00:31:40,648
Mr. McCall, thank God you're here.

571
00:31:40,732 --> 00:31:42,400
I have a lot of messages.

572
00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,318
Do you want to start with the most
recent or the most urgent?

573
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,070
You got a sore throat? Okay, don't talk.

574
00:31:47,656 --> 00:31:50,157
Okay. How about some tea?

575
00:31:50,242 --> 00:31:53,119
Cough medicine?
How about a notepad to write on?

576
00:31:55,288 --> 00:31:56,747
Okay.

577
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,543
Well, then how am I supposed to know
what you want me to...

578
00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:04,505
Mr. McCall, are you not speaking to me
because you're mad at me?

579
00:32:05,799 --> 00:32:08,592
You found out that I left work early
yesterday. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

580
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,845
Okay, I have stomach problems

581
00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,514
and I had to run home
because I can't use public bathrooms.

582
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,516
I'm seeing a therapist about it.

583
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:16,809
Okay.

584
00:32:17,853 --> 00:32:20,020
Jack, is this about the Christmas pa�?

585
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,147
I'm so sorry.

586
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,566
That was the peach schnapps
that tried to kiss your wife, not me.

587
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,025
I mean, I don't want to kiss your wife,

588
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,402
even though her lips felt like heaven.

589
00:32:27,529 --> 00:32:28,529
I'm gonna go.

590
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:36,203
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

591
00:32:37,164 --> 00:32:40,541
You found my video camera
with the furry tapes.

592
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,501
Pardon me, Mr. McCall.

593
00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:43,586
Samantha asked me to get you.

594
00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:45,087
She wants to introduce you
to somebody.

595
00:32:45,213 --> 00:32:46,797
Yeah, Mary, the jig's up, okay?

596
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:48,215
He knows what we do in here,

597
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,886
in his office, after work,
on his desk, in his chair.

598
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:54,013
Mr. McCall, I just want to say, first of all,

599
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,390
you know, she's the one that always
wanted to be the filthier animals,

600
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:59,268
like the skunk and the naughty beaver.

601
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:00,853
I tried to be the more dignified animals

602
00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:02,980
like the wolf
and the California black bear.

603
00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:04,064
And don't hurt me, I'm sorry.

604
00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:07,109
It's just this sexual hunger I have.
It's insatiable.

605
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:08,527
I mean, you understand. You're a...

606
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,822
You want to go outside
and settle this like men?

607
00:33:11,907 --> 00:33:13,491
All right, fine! Let's do it.

608
00:33:13,575 --> 00:33:15,618
No, I didn't mean it! I'm sorry.

609
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,496
Jack, I have to introduce you

610
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,332
to Christian Leger de la Touffe,
European market.

611
00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,334
Christian, this is Le Jack.

612
00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:26,837
�o�ou� I've heard a lot about you.

613
00:33:26,922 --> 00:33:30,132
Jack, tell Christian
the whole story about Sinja.

614
00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,635
Tell him all the great details. Go ahead.

615
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,762
Ecoutez. You're going to die.

616
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,268
Life is a journey.

617
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:45,272
Life is a what?

618
00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,569
Life is a journey?

619
00:33:57,994 --> 00:33:59,411
Can you repeat that, please?

620
00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:04,583
Life is a journey.

621
00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,086
"Life is a journey. "

622
00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:09,797
Life is a journey, yeah.

623
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:10,881
I don't get it.

624
00:34:29,943 --> 00:34:31,777
You like to party on us.

625
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,048
- Good afternoon.
- Hi.

626
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,594
Jack McCall.

627
00:34:57,178 --> 00:35:00,764
Yes, Mr. McCall, your party
is waiting for you. Right this way.

628
00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:02,182
You want me to do all the talking?

629
00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:05,269
No, no, no, I can't,
I don't know what to say.

630
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,104
Just do what you would do?
Is that good?

631
00:35:07,188 --> 00:35:09,148
Wait, wait, wait, okay. Let's have signs,

632
00:35:09,232 --> 00:35:12,693
like if I'm doing well,
you pull on your ear. Okay?

633
00:35:14,070 --> 00:35:17,531
And then that can mean
that I need to do better. That's fine, too.

634
00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,661
We were starting to think
you stood us up.

635
00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:24,997
Robert Gilmore, VP ofAcquisitions.

636
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:28,667
This is Gil Reed, head of Marketing
at Simon and Schuster.

637
00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:33,130
Handshake.
Come on, man, we are brothers!

638
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:34,465
Hit me hard and high, Gil.

639
00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:36,258
Bam! That's right.

640
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,677
Aaron Wiseberger,
agent, friend of mankind

641
00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,472
and a lover of every book
you guys have ever published.

642
00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,973
Come on, what is this, Mickey D's?

643
00:35:43,058 --> 00:35:44,767
Let's get some service up in here!

644
00:35:44,851 --> 00:35:46,810
Got a man
with a bad case of the dry mouth!

645
00:35:47,896 --> 00:35:49,355
Why don't you sit your ass down,
come on.

646
00:35:52,942 --> 00:35:55,194
Good afternoon,
can I get you something to drink?

647
00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:57,946
How about the distillery
to start off with, huh?

648
00:35:58,031 --> 00:35:59,156
Vodka, rocks for me.

649
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:01,950
Four waters for the table,
and this fine guy right here,

650
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,619
is gonna have a hot toddy.
His voice is shot.

651
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:04,662
But you know what?

652
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:07,331
That's what he gets for screaming
for more lap dances all night!

653
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,333
You crazy bastard.

654
00:36:10,085 --> 00:36:13,420
I have four waters,
vodka rocks, hot toddy.

655
00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,713
My man.

656
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,311
Gentlemen, we don't
want to play games on this one.

657
00:36:29,437 --> 00:36:30,771
Good, games are for children.

658
00:36:30,855 --> 00:36:33,023
The statistics speak for themselves.

659
00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:35,526
Dr. Sinja has a huge fan base
around the world.

660
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:38,028
We want to be the company
to broaden that fan base here.

661
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:39,822
We think we have a great offer.

662
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:42,825
A $250,000 advance
against 15% of the gross.

663
00:36:43,618 --> 00:36:45,244
That sounds great.

664
00:36:47,497 --> 00:36:50,499
All right, I'ma need y'all to quit playing
with me and pull out your big guns

665
00:36:50,834 --> 00:36:53,794
because this is
"Show Me Your Dick" time, fellas!

666
00:36:55,338 --> 00:36:57,256
Damn, Jack, look at you,
sweating like a bitch.

667
00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:00,217
Just chill out, homey.
I got this. Gil, come here.

668
00:37:00,301 --> 00:37:02,386
Gil, what I need from... Stay with me.

669
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:04,430
What I need from you
is to bring that paper.

670
00:37:04,514 --> 00:37:05,723
You know, you got to turn the volume up

671
00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:07,307
on that offer, homey,
'cause I can't hear it.

672
00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:09,393
I'm a young man.
My ears are good. I can't hear it.

673
00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,603
We can't go higher
if we haven't even seen the book yet.

674
00:37:11,688 --> 00:37:13,522
That's what it sounds like.

675
00:37:13,606 --> 00:37:15,399
Look, you can't expect us to bid higher

676
00:37:15,525 --> 00:37:17,526
when we haven't seen the book,
can you?

677
00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:18,861
That's ridiculous.

678
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:20,779
Do you know
who the hell you're talking to?

679
00:37:20,864 --> 00:37:23,741
I'm Aaron Wiseberger!
You better recognize, son!

680
00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:27,035
I find both your language
and demeanor insulting and intolerable.

681
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:31,165
Simon and Schuster doesn't
do business with spineless jerks. Gil?

682
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,126
No, no, no, wait! Wait, gentlemen, wait.

683
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,837
Listen, I'm sorry
if I offended you back there.

684
00:37:36,921 --> 00:37:37,963
I was just doing my agent act.

685
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,215
You know?
I mean, I don't even have a real degree.

686
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,925
I went to community college,

687
00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:45,929
and that was only because my grandma
was sleeping with the dean.

688
00:37:46,014 --> 00:37:48,265
Good luck, gentlemen. You'll need it.

689
00:37:50,101 --> 00:37:54,146
The wheels on the bus
go round and round

690
00:37:54,647 --> 00:37:57,316
Round and round, round and round

691
00:37:57,525 --> 00:38:00,778
The wheels on the bus
go round and round

692
00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,863
All through the town

693
00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:03,947
Wait a minute, Dads.

694
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,909
We have a lip syncher.

695
00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:09,119
Mouther.

696
00:38:10,038 --> 00:38:12,164
Everyone needs to sing along, Dad.

697
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,875
See, 'cause Tyler's
taking his cues from you, okay?

698
00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:17,753
He really needs you to sing along.

699
00:38:18,713 --> 00:38:20,923
The wiipainers on the bus go...

700
00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:27,387
Swiish...

701
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:37,022
Swish, swish, swish

702
00:38:37,106 --> 00:38:40,818
The wiipainers on the bus
go swiish, swiish, swiish

703
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,904
All through the town

704
00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:48,367
Okay, Tyler,
are you ready to go to the moon?

705
00:38:50,245 --> 00:38:51,954
Here we go!

706
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:01,213
He's finally down.

707
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:04,925
Can we talk?

708
00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,097
It's kind of funny
how you got singled out in that class

709
00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:12,182
for not knowing the words, right?

710
00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:15,853
I mean, Jack McCall
not knowing the words?

711
00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:16,937
That's a rarity.

712
00:39:18,940 --> 00:39:21,525
It was really sweet, Jack.

713
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:24,778
It makes me very happy
to see the two of you in that circle.

714
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:32,035
I think it's really important
that you guys have at least one thing

715
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,620
that you do together, you know?

716
00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:37,666
So, they offer it twice a week.

717
00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:41,086
Which day would you prefer,
Tuesday or Wednesday?

718
00:39:42,505 --> 00:39:43,672
Can't.

719
00:39:44,090 --> 00:39:45,132
You can't.

720
00:39:46,467 --> 00:39:49,386
You can't take one hour
out of your week

721
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:52,472
to be with your son? I don't understand.

722
00:40:00,315 --> 00:40:03,734
What, the pool? The view? Wow.

723
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:05,861
I am trying to talk to you about our child

724
00:40:06,029 --> 00:40:07,404
and you want to fight
about the house again?

725
00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:11,450
Look, honey, could you just try
for a second to talk to me about Tyler?

726
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:14,286
Just be here with me right now. What...

727
00:40:24,547 --> 00:40:26,965
Apparently not.
Okay, that's good to know.

728
00:40:27,175 --> 00:40:28,508
Sorry!

729
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:29,676
Sorry?

730
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:33,013
I'll let your son know that you're "sorry. "

731
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,104
My life.

732
00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:42,689
It's our life, Jack.

733
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:46,777
I know that when we fell in love,
it was a whirlwind romance

734
00:40:46,861 --> 00:40:49,363
and then it seems like
I brought up the idea of having a baby,

735
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,615
and, like, overnight we were pregnant.

736
00:40:52,700 --> 00:40:55,410
But that's just how
life works sometimes.

737
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:59,915
Have you ever heard the expression,
"Man plans, God laughs"?

738
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,543
Two days.

739
00:41:03,628 --> 00:41:05,879
Two? Two days till what?

740
00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:09,216
Jack, what? To what?

741
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,760
Honey, you got to talk to me!

742
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:13,470
What? You're like a mental patient

743
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:16,223
with the pointing
and the grunting. What?

744
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:23,188
All of my talking is making you sick.

745
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:24,690
That's great. You know what?

746
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,567
I won't talk anymore.
How about that? You don't want to talk?

747
00:41:27,652 --> 00:41:29,027
I don't want to talk, either.

748
00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:49,506
Welcome to the iinternatiional diirectory.

749
00:41:49,590 --> 00:41:52,092
Are you lookiing for a country code?

750
00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:54,594
Are you stiill there?

751
00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:55,804
Yes!

752
00:41:56,431 --> 00:41:59,182
What country
would you liike the code for?

753
00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:00,600
Bolivia.

754
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:03,687
I'm sorry. I couldn't make that out.

755
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:05,022
Bolivia.

756
00:42:05,648 --> 00:42:07,691
Namiibiia. Is that correct?

757
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,443
No, stupid!

758
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,195
Let me connect you
to the next avaiilable...

759
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,864
Internatiional diirectory.

760
00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:15,782
Country code, Bolivia.

761
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:20,829
City, Potosi. Business listing, La Paz.

762
00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:26,668
Sinja!

763
00:42:29,172 --> 00:42:30,172
Yes!

764
00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:34,051
Hello? Thiis iis Dr. Siinja. Who's calliing?

765
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:37,637
Who's calliing?

766
00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:39,598
Jack McCall!

767
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:43,518
Jack! Yes, well,
you're calliing for an upaindate, yes?

768
00:42:46,522 --> 00:42:51,318
I'm sorry, Jack, I forgot.
Tryiing to save our words, right?

769
00:42:51,402 --> 00:42:54,654
Just make an aniimaI noiise
iif I'm correct.

770
00:42:57,241 --> 00:42:59,493
Good. Well, I have nothiing yet,

771
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:04,081
but I return tomorrow
and I shall call you as soon as I land.

772
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,499
Bye, Jack!

773
00:43:07,877 --> 00:43:08,877
Dickhead!

774
00:43:11,464 --> 00:43:12,714
"Dickhead" is one word!

775
00:43:15,134 --> 00:43:17,677
You are messing with the wrong guy!

776
00:43:19,055 --> 00:43:22,182
What's up, my man? Can I get
something started for you today?

777
00:43:29,482 --> 00:43:31,691
Sure. Venti triple- shot latte.

778
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:36,822
Venti triple- shot iced latte.

779
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,992
Extra milk?

780
00:43:42,829 --> 00:43:46,164
Jack! What the hell happened
at lunch yesterday?

781
00:43:46,249 --> 00:43:48,792
I got a call from Simon and Schuster.
They're pulling out of the deal.

782
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:51,378
They said some twerp junior agent
came to the meeting with you,

783
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:54,131
that he was rude, uncouth and stupid!

784
00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:56,174
Now I have teed up
Random House perfectly here,

785
00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,844
so don't screw this up, too.
These guys are ready to pay.

786
00:43:58,928 --> 00:44:01,346
Just keep it down
to business and it's a done deal.

787
00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:02,472
Miss Davis?

788
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:04,474
I've got Mr. Parker
from Random House on the line.

789
00:44:04,559 --> 00:44:06,852
Okay, here we go.
It's a no- brainer, Jack.

790
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:09,104
A deaf mute could close this deal.

791
00:44:09,355 --> 00:44:10,814
I'm late for a meeting.
Call me when you're done?

792
00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:14,234
You promise you're gonna call me?

793
00:44:14,402 --> 00:44:16,361
Don't let me down, Jack.

794
00:44:25,913 --> 00:44:26,997
Jack!

795
00:44:27,248 --> 00:44:31,209
Don Parker.
I got Sarah Elliot, Rick Panero with us.

796
00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:34,379
Jack, are you there?

797
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,756
Hello? Jack, are you there?

798
00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,008
Hello?

799
00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,510
Good.

800
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:43,805
Hey, I guess Samantha
told you we were iinterested.

801
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:46,099
Great.

802
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:48,727
So what do you say we make a deal?

803
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:52,022
Jack?

804
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:53,565
Hello? You want to get started or no?

805
00:44:55,902 --> 00:44:57,027
Good. Okay, liisten.

806
00:44:57,111 --> 00:44:59,279
Let's skip the formalities,
get right down to specifics.

807
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:00,363
We talked iinternally.

808
00:45:00,448 --> 00:45:03,909
We thought
a realiistiic offer would be 250.

809
00:45:03,993 --> 00:45:05,619
What do you say?

810
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,580
What iif I bumpained iit upain to 275?

811
00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:11,708
You really need to consiider the 275.

812
00:45:11,792 --> 00:45:13,001
Why don't you run iit by your paineopainle?

813
00:45:13,294 --> 00:45:14,294
We'll wait.

814
00:45:20,676 --> 00:45:21,760
Okay, okay, okay.

815
00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:25,722
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

816
00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:31,353
I just need to borrow this for a minute.
I'll explain later.

817
00:45:31,437 --> 00:45:32,896
I need to borrow this. It's for Jack.

818
00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:34,397
Rachel, I think
there's some real secret shit

819
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:37,317
that I'm gonna start telling everybody
if you don't give me the damn doll!

820
00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,113
So what's the verdict on the 275?

821
00:45:42,198 --> 00:45:43,698
Are you in, are you out?

822
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:48,036
We haven't even seen the book.

823
00:45:48,287 --> 00:45:50,580
What's the problem? You don't trust
our publicity department?

824
00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:55,293
You're damn right they are!
So what's the hang upain?

825
00:45:57,672 --> 00:46:00,048
Hey, you gonna start throwiing iinsults?

826
00:46:00,132 --> 00:46:02,592
Listen, if that's the way
you're gonna handle this,

827
00:46:02,677 --> 00:46:05,178
we'll just call the whole deal off.
Check the attitude.

828
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,516
All right, Jack, look.
Just throw me a bone here.

829
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:11,268
What if I bumped it up to 300?

830
00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:21,236
Fine! I give up! Five hundred!

831
00:46:21,612 --> 00:46:23,446
If I get 500 apainpainroved,

832
00:46:23,531 --> 00:46:24,531
are we closed?

833
00:46:27,201 --> 00:46:30,036
You are gonna owe me
so big next time, mister.

834
00:46:32,540 --> 00:46:36,626
Tyler is teething, poor thing,
and it's terrible, you know,

835
00:46:36,711 --> 00:46:39,129
because he's not sleeping,
I'm not sleeping.

836
00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:40,964
Jack's not getting any ass?

837
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,674
Can you...

838
00:46:42,758 --> 00:46:44,801
He won't even baby- proof the kitchen.

839
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:46,594
Why in the world
would I give him some?

840
00:46:46,679 --> 00:46:47,804
Are you wearing
granny panties right now?

841
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:48,930
Excuse me?

842
00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:51,558
Are you wearing
granny panties right now?

843
00:46:51,726 --> 00:46:53,059
And a nursing bra?

844
00:46:53,144 --> 00:46:54,602
I am not answering that.

845
00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,354
You don't have to.

846
00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,316
I am doing the best I can.

847
00:46:59,608 --> 00:47:00,900
I have a present for you.

848
00:47:02,236 --> 00:47:03,236
What is that?

849
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:06,531
Do not judge me by what's in this bag.

850
00:47:12,288 --> 00:47:13,288
No.

851
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:17,042
No, I cannot do this.

852
00:47:17,501 --> 00:47:18,501
Why not?

853
00:47:18,586 --> 00:47:21,171
Because I am not that kind of girl.

854
00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:23,381
That's why they make tequila.

855
00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:26,259
Tequila plus ass equals happiness.

856
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,185
How can I help you, sir?

857
00:47:40,274 --> 00:47:41,274
Meeting someone.

858
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:45,278
I was told you'd be punctual.

859
00:48:07,051 --> 00:48:11,096
My! You're a wee slip of a thing,
aren't you? But all right.

860
00:48:12,932 --> 00:48:14,307
Climb aboard.

861
00:48:17,395 --> 00:48:19,145
I'm so sorry about the mix- up.

862
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:21,898
Caroline McCall's in room 413.

863
00:48:35,121 --> 00:48:37,205
You looking for someone?

864
00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:47,507
I've been thinking about you all day,

865
00:48:50,511 --> 00:48:53,346
about all the things I want to do

866
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:56,391
to you.

867
00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:59,185
Let me help you.

868
00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,190
Now why don't you

869
00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:07,235
tell me what you want.

870
00:49:08,654 --> 00:49:10,864
Tell me all the little

871
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:15,118
naughty things
you want me to do to you.

872
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,539
Bow- chik- a- bow- wow.

873
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:26,588
Don't be scared, babe.
Just spicing things up a bit.

874
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,383
Here's how it's gonna work, baby.

875
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:34,053
The more you say, the more I do.

876
00:49:36,140 --> 00:49:39,142
So tell me what you want. Come on.

877
00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:40,894
Talk dirty to me, Jack.

878
00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,230
Don't you want me?

879
00:49:44,899 --> 00:49:45,899
Yeah?

880
00:49:46,567 --> 00:49:48,151
Come on, then say it.

881
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,570
Tell me what you want me to do.

882
00:49:51,906 --> 00:49:54,073
Yeah, yeah, talk dirty.

883
00:49:54,158 --> 00:49:55,783
Come on, Jack.

884
00:49:56,368 --> 00:49:57,869
Come on, you can do it, that's right.

885
00:49:57,953 --> 00:49:59,078
That's right, Jack, come on.

886
00:49:59,288 --> 00:50:00,955
Come on, Jack, Jack.

887
00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,749
Talk dirty to me, Jack!

888
00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:07,921
I don't know what I was thinking.

889
00:50:08,631 --> 00:50:11,799
Honey, I just wanted to try
to prove to you

890
00:50:11,884 --> 00:50:13,218
that we could still have fun.

891
00:50:13,511 --> 00:50:15,178
But I guess we can't.

892
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:18,348
So, I'm so embarrassed.

893
00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:20,934
Okay, Jack, this isn't working.

894
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,525
We don't...
We're not what we used to be.

895
00:50:28,609 --> 00:50:30,318
I mean, not since Tyler was born.

896
00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:32,028
It's just different.

897
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:34,697
It's like we've forgotten
how to talk to each other.

898
00:50:34,782 --> 00:50:35,949
I mean, don't you think it's different?

899
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,827
Jack, I don't even know
if you love me anymore.

900
00:50:39,912 --> 00:50:42,121
Are you still in love with me?

901
00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:47,043
Okay, well, then, you have to say that,

902
00:50:47,127 --> 00:50:49,045
you have to tell me that, okay?

903
00:50:49,129 --> 00:50:50,463
I want to hear you say it.

904
00:50:51,507 --> 00:50:52,882
I love you.

905
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,512
No, Jack, please,
I need to hear it. Okay?

906
00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:02,559
I need you to say, "Caroline,
I love you, and I want to be with you.

907
00:51:02,643 --> 00:51:06,980
"I want to spend the rest
of my life with you and never let you go. "

908
00:51:07,064 --> 00:51:09,023
Can you please say that?

909
00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,278
Can you say that?

910
00:51:14,863 --> 00:51:15,863
Yes!

911
00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:22,704
But that's it.

912
00:51:23,664 --> 00:51:24,956
Okay.

913
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:30,086
Okay, so I think that
we should see a professional,

914
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:32,463
somebody that we can sit down
and talk to,

915
00:51:32,548 --> 00:51:35,842
and they can help us
figure out how to end all this.

916
00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:40,013
What?

917
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:51,024
There's a tree.

918
00:51:52,610 --> 00:51:54,360
Losing leaves. Strength.

919
00:51:55,654 --> 00:51:58,823
When I talk, leaves go.

920
00:52:00,492 --> 00:52:02,201
And when leaves go,

921
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,372
I die.

922
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,876
That's what this is about?

923
00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,129
Some midlife crisis bullshit?

924
00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:16,507
You're here to tell me this poem
about your leaves falling,

925
00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,551
like if you somehow
communicate with me,

926
00:52:18,636 --> 00:52:20,094
you're gonna be less of a man?

927
00:52:20,179 --> 00:52:22,847
Jack, get out.

928
00:52:24,224 --> 00:52:25,725
No, really.

929
00:52:25,893 --> 00:52:27,060
Go.

930
00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:30,104
I want to be alone, please.

931
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:36,736
Jack, now.

932
00:53:13,107 --> 00:53:15,942
Jack! Hey, Sam is at lunch right now

933
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:18,986
closing your deal
with Random House and don't kill me,

934
00:53:19,071 --> 00:53:20,863
but I stepped away from my desk

935
00:53:20,948 --> 00:53:23,241
and somebody
sent a copy of Sinja's book over.

936
00:53:25,953 --> 00:53:26,953
Are you mad?

937
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:34,836
Oh, look who it is!

938
00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:36,629
- Hey, Jack.
- Hi, Jack.

939
00:53:37,005 --> 00:53:39,132
What is this, casual Fridays?

940
00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,299
Okay, look, we got to lock this up,

941
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,885
get them excited and signing
before they change their minds.

942
00:53:42,970 --> 00:53:45,054
Did you bring the book?

943
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:47,640
It's okay. Mary's bringing a copy later.
Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.

944
00:53:50,269 --> 00:53:54,021
You breathe that stuff in and, boom,
it make you loco!

945
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,149
Now we're all here.

946
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:00,570
All right, let me catch you up to speed.

947
00:54:00,654 --> 00:54:03,823
We're talking about
marketing and rollout strategies.

948
00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:05,825
Marketing and rollout strategies.

949
00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,913
I think we should all be thinking globally.

950
00:54:12,708 --> 00:54:14,083
Boom!

951
00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:19,005
I was gonna clean my room
Untiil I got hiigh

952
00:54:21,341 --> 00:54:23,092
Are you okay, Jack?

953
00:54:25,012 --> 00:54:26,012
Jack?

954
00:54:27,890 --> 00:54:30,266
Can I get you some water? All right.

955
00:54:30,350 --> 00:54:32,018
Sir, may I bring you something to eat?

956
00:54:32,227 --> 00:54:34,896
Maybe you'd like to start
with a lovely salad.

957
00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:44,864
He'll just have water, thank you.

958
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:46,324
Thank you very much.

959
00:54:48,076 --> 00:54:51,287
Yes, it's getting us all quite giddy,
the whole idea of it.

960
00:54:51,371 --> 00:54:53,623
So, I think, as far as television goes,

961
00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:55,458
we want a full- scale media bli�.

962
00:54:55,542 --> 00:54:57,752
Morning shows, late night,
all the talk shows.

963
00:54:59,004 --> 00:55:00,004
With a book like this,

964
00:55:00,088 --> 00:55:04,217
we can target discount stores,
club chains, coffee shops.

965
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,677
I also think
we should look at product tie- ins.

966
00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:12,767
Like Sinja's diets or workout tapes.

967
00:55:12,851 --> 00:55:14,811
Good idea.

968
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:17,814
I've prepared contracts, which you'll find
at the back of your packets.

969
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:20,316
You'll notice
that the price has gone up slightly

970
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:24,320
and that's to reflect the author's
marketing commitments to this project.

971
00:55:24,404 --> 00:55:26,364
No, thank you, Jack. I'm on Atkins.

972
00:55:27,074 --> 00:55:28,991
But I really don't see any reason
why we shouldn't go ahead

973
00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:30,368
and sign this right now

974
00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:34,163
so we can all move forward together
as one professional team.

975
00:55:36,917 --> 00:55:38,125
Jack!

976
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:40,253
Yeah, I could have just emailed this
to you.

977
00:55:41,338 --> 00:55:42,755
The book is just five pages.

978
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:47,260
I'm sorry, what?

979
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:50,805
Ira, I'm sure this is all
some sort of misunderstanding.

980
00:55:50,889 --> 00:55:53,099
- Samantha.
- We'll be in touch.

981
00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:57,812
Jack! What the hell is wrong with you?

982
00:55:58,272 --> 00:56:01,524
Acting like
a drunk 3- year- old at the table?

983
00:56:01,608 --> 00:56:04,902
Not telling me
that Sinja's book is five pages long?

984
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:08,781
Don't you have anything at all to say
about this?

985
00:56:15,998 --> 00:56:18,708
Jack, you're fired.

986
00:56:23,505 --> 00:56:25,506
Okay, okay, please calm down.

987
00:56:25,591 --> 00:56:27,717
I need you to relax, Mr. McCall.

988
00:56:27,801 --> 00:56:29,719
'Cause I'm here
to help you get yourjob back.

989
00:56:29,803 --> 00:56:31,053
I am and we're gonna do it.

990
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:33,180
But right now, I'm just really concerned

991
00:56:33,307 --> 00:56:35,725
about that vein in your neck exploding.

992
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:39,604
I'm going to get it this time, I promise.
I promise. Here we go.

993
00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:42,773
Okay, you.

994
00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,151
Yes, that's you.

995
00:56:45,485 --> 00:56:46,652
You...

996
00:56:47,321 --> 00:56:48,487
You're talking... You talk?

997
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:52,533
Okay, we've established that.
And it's snowing.

998
00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:54,619
No? Okay. Okay, yeah.

999
00:56:54,703 --> 00:56:55,828
Obviously not snowing.

1000
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,080
The leaves.

1001
00:56:58,707 --> 00:57:00,791
The leaves fall...
The leaves fall off the tree.

1002
00:57:01,335 --> 00:57:02,710
Okay. Okay.

1003
00:57:05,839 --> 00:57:07,673
When you talk,
all the leaves fall off the tree.

1004
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:11,886
Okay, this is fun.
It's not fun. I didn't mean it like that.

1005
00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:15,973
And when all the leaves fall off the tree,

1006
00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:17,767
you are asleep.

1007
00:57:18,685 --> 00:57:20,686
Okay. You're not asleep.

1008
00:57:22,564 --> 00:57:24,482
You're illegal. You're a stop sign?

1009
00:57:24,775 --> 00:57:26,817
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1010
00:57:27,945 --> 00:57:29,570
You're vogueing?

1011
00:57:29,655 --> 00:57:30,821
You...

1012
00:57:33,617 --> 00:57:34,867
When all the leaves fall off, you die!

1013
00:57:38,914 --> 00:57:40,289
Oh, listen, I get it.

1014
00:57:40,832 --> 00:57:43,292
I get it. I once took acid in college

1015
00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:45,878
and I thought for sure
that my hair had a heartbeat.

1016
00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,048
But it didn't!

1017
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:56,389
Okay.

1018
00:58:00,143 --> 00:58:01,143
Pancake.

1019
00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:04,981
It's a coincidence.

1020
00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:06,649
It's not a coincidence, you idiot!

1021
00:58:06,733 --> 00:58:08,150
Look, you just lost five more!

1022
00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:11,737
I'm sorry. Can I be really honest here?

1023
00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,280
I think I know why Samantha fired you.

1024
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:16,534
'Cause this is very crazy.
This is like Britney territory.

1025
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:23,749
Okay, well said,
Mr. McCall, but I'm gonna go.

1026
00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:26,460
No, it's cool, we're cool. We're cool.

1027
00:58:31,383 --> 00:58:34,385
Stay? You want me
to keep an eye on the leaves?

1028
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:36,595
Okay.

1029
00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:38,347
Never thought I'd miss
the marshmallows.

1030
00:58:38,432 --> 00:58:40,516
Wait, where are you going?

1031
00:58:41,101 --> 00:58:42,351
To pray?

1032
00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:45,312
To be an angel?

1033
00:58:45,814 --> 00:58:48,232
Okay, got it. Good luck!

1034
00:58:53,447 --> 00:58:54,530
Pancake.

1035
00:59:05,208 --> 00:59:07,084
How about now?

1036
00:59:07,169 --> 00:59:08,461
Falling as we speak.

1037
00:59:12,340 --> 00:59:13,507
Hello.

1038
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,094
Thank you. God bless you.

1039
00:59:17,763 --> 00:59:19,221
Oh, my God, all the leaves just fell off.

1040
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:20,556
What?

1041
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:22,266
No, I'm kidding.

1042
00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:29,732
God bless you.

1043
00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:31,567
Hallelujah. Now what?

1044
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:33,986
Nope.

1045
00:59:39,451 --> 00:59:41,410
Mittens! Mittens, come down!

1046
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,079
Come down, Mittens.

1047
00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,093
Falling?

1048
00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,179
Yeah, they are.

1049
01:00:00,263 --> 01:00:02,807
And, Jack, Samantha's office called.
They want me back.

1050
01:00:03,016 --> 01:00:04,350
I'm sorry.

1051
01:01:07,581 --> 01:01:10,249
Jackie, dinner time!

1052
01:01:18,049 --> 01:01:19,758
Here you go, sweetie pie.

1053
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,678
- Voiila!
- I knew it was gonna be ham

1054
01:01:22,762 --> 01:01:23,929
and mashed potatoes!

1055
01:01:24,806 --> 01:01:26,849
Mom, may I pick my piece first?

1056
01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:30,019
You may,
because you asked so politely.

1057
01:01:30,103 --> 01:01:31,395
Thank you.

1058
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,148
There you go.

1059
01:01:34,941 --> 01:01:38,068
Shake it, don't break it, Jackie!

1060
01:01:38,153 --> 01:01:40,946
Hey, remember
the "I Love Ham" dance? Do that dance.

1061
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,115
Jackie.

1062
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,868
Jackie, it's me. I mean, I'm you!

1063
01:01:45,952 --> 01:01:49,538
Hey, Jackie, we're here!
I'm us! Jackie, I'm here!

1064
01:01:49,623 --> 01:01:51,373
No, Dad, you're not here.

1065
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,959
You were never here. You left.

1066
01:01:55,879 --> 01:01:57,296
I'm not Dad.

1067
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,487
Pie. What a concept.

1068
01:02:22,489 --> 01:02:25,407
You can't get pie in Bolivia,
not like pie in America.

1069
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:27,326
Fruit pies, cream pies...

1070
01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:32,289
Sorry.

1071
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,542
It's quite amazing

1072
01:02:35,627 --> 01:02:37,670
how many thoughtless words
one can speak.

1073
01:02:38,171 --> 01:02:39,755
Don't you think?

1074
01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:42,633
You don't look well, Jack.

1075
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:51,725
Your marriage is over?

1076
01:02:55,188 --> 01:02:57,314
She took the baby and left.

1077
01:03:04,823 --> 01:03:06,031
Yourjob, too?

1078
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:09,535
Sorry, Jack.

1079
01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:15,249
All I have for you are my beliefs,
and, well,

1080
01:03:18,378 --> 01:03:20,838
this snow globe from the airport.

1081
01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,759
You unhook me
from this goddamned tree!

1082
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:26,927
- Please, Jack.
- I'm dying!

1083
01:03:29,848 --> 01:03:31,640
I know you're scared.

1084
01:03:32,684 --> 01:03:35,978
And I know I told you
I'd come back with the answer.

1085
01:03:37,564 --> 01:03:39,273
Well, the answer is

1086
01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:41,066
there is no answer.

1087
01:03:42,235 --> 01:03:43,986
No one knows about this tree, Jack,

1088
01:03:44,070 --> 01:03:46,905
and believe me, I tried. Okay?

1089
01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:52,161
I don't know
how this is going to work out for you,

1090
01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:55,289
but what I do know
is that you need to find peace.

1091
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:03,922
If you think I'm a charlatan,
then why are you here?

1092
01:04:05,216 --> 01:04:06,675
You want my advice?

1093
01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:13,307
You need to find the truth
about yourself.

1094
01:04:14,934 --> 01:04:17,770
It's quite simple, Jack.
You need to get quiet.

1095
01:04:17,854 --> 01:04:21,690
Not just with your mouth,
with your mind.

1096
01:04:21,775 --> 01:04:25,277
And in that quiet, you will hear the truth.

1097
01:04:29,282 --> 01:04:33,202
Do you have any other
unresolved relationships in your life?

1098
01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:39,750
Good.

1099
01:04:41,044 --> 01:04:45,422
Then your wife,
does she know that you love her?

1100
01:04:45,507 --> 01:04:46,882
I tell her that all the time!

1101
01:04:48,927 --> 01:04:51,637
Words? More words, Jack.

1102
01:04:52,305 --> 01:04:57,059
You tell her, like meaningless leaves
that fly off a dying tree?

1103
01:04:58,978 --> 01:05:00,145
Words.

1104
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:04,691
Can't you show her that you love her?

1105
01:05:07,612 --> 01:05:11,240
Make peace.
Show them that you love them.

1106
01:05:12,075 --> 01:05:13,992
And be truthful.

1107
01:05:17,080 --> 01:05:19,873
You need to accept the possibility

1108
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:24,378
that when all the leaves
fall off that tree...

1109
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:03,750
Mr. McCall?

1110
01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,836
Hey! I've been calling and emailing,

1111
01:06:05,920 --> 01:06:08,922
and I got great ideas
about how to save yourjob.

1112
01:06:09,883 --> 01:06:11,758
Sinja's book can work.

1113
01:06:12,677 --> 01:06:14,428
I know, I'm excited, too.

1114
01:06:14,512 --> 01:06:16,805
We've been thinking about it all wrong.

1115
01:06:16,890 --> 01:06:19,224
Mr. McCall, are you listening?

1116
01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,767
Are you okay?

1117
01:06:25,607 --> 01:06:27,316
What'd you do to yourself?

1118
01:06:28,735 --> 01:06:30,569
You smell like my dad.

1119
01:06:35,742 --> 01:06:38,035
You need some help? No? Okay.

1120
01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:47,961
I'm not sure that getting drunk
is the best plan of attack right now.

1121
01:06:49,214 --> 01:06:50,255
You.

1122
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,593
It's all your fault!

1123
01:06:55,762 --> 01:06:58,013
Oh, yeah, how do you like that?

1124
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:00,599
Cheers!

1125
01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:10,150
Freaking weed!

1126
01:07:10,235 --> 01:07:12,069
Mr. McCall, stop talking. Come on.

1127
01:07:12,153 --> 01:07:13,695
You know, fertilizer is crap!

1128
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,364
That means that technically,
you eat shit!

1129
01:07:15,448 --> 01:07:16,615
Stop talking, you idiot!

1130
01:07:17,450 --> 01:07:18,784
Just stop!

1131
01:07:25,833 --> 01:07:27,167
That's it.

1132
01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,378
What?

1133
01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:32,256
What are you doing?

1134
01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:44,142
I'm ending it. And I'm ending it funky!

1135
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:49,523
Yeah, okay.

1136
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:51,775
It's a hot beat.

1137
01:07:51,859 --> 01:07:54,319
That's the shit. That's Harold Melvin
and the Blue Notes.

1138
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:58,198
Featuring Teddy Pendergrass!
Sing that shit, Teddy!

1139
01:07:58,616 --> 01:08:01,618
Bad luck
That's what you got

1140
01:08:01,703 --> 01:08:03,245
Jack, stop talking.

1141
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:05,747
Bad luck sure 'nuff got a hold on you

1142
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:06,832
Jack, what are you doing?

1143
01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:09,209
Done lost your woman.

1144
01:08:09,586 --> 01:08:10,836
- I lost my woman.
- Jack, shut up!

1145
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:13,839
You know what that means now?
Not a goddamned thing!

1146
01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:14,923
Jack, what are you doing? Stop talking.

1147
01:08:15,008 --> 01:08:16,925
What does it matter?
Look at my family. Look at my people.

1148
01:08:17,010 --> 01:08:18,885
- Jack!
- Look at my people! It's beautiful.

1149
01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,429
This is beautiful, my family, huh?

1150
01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:21,722
You're killing yourself! Stop!

1151
01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:22,973
- You know why?
- Stop!

1152
01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:24,808
'Cause I got bad luck

1153
01:08:24,892 --> 01:08:26,018
Jack!

1154
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:27,936
Shut up!

1155
01:08:28,771 --> 01:08:31,898
You never thiink you got
Bad luck, bad luck

1156
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:32,983
Stop talking!

1157
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:52,210
Oh, thank God.

1158
01:08:58,926 --> 01:08:59,926
Caroline.

1159
01:09:18,488 --> 01:09:22,074
There's really nothing in college
that prepares you

1160
01:09:22,158 --> 01:09:24,201
to work in the real world.

1161
01:10:54,876 --> 01:10:57,753
Tree, can you hear me?

1162
01:10:59,172 --> 01:11:00,255
Tree.

1163
01:11:02,175 --> 01:11:03,842
We're dyiing, tree.

1164
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,597
Please, tell me what to do.

1165
01:11:09,182 --> 01:11:10,390
It's me.

1166
01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,685
My name iis Jack McCall.

1167
01:11:14,979 --> 01:11:16,229
If you can hear me,

1168
01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:19,775
what you're liisteniing to
iis not the sound of my voiice.

1169
01:11:19,859 --> 01:11:23,403
It's the sound of my iinner voiice,
the one iinsiide my head.

1170
01:11:33,539 --> 01:11:35,207
Mr. McCall?

1171
01:11:35,541 --> 01:11:36,541
Hello?

1172
01:11:37,418 --> 01:11:41,129
Can you hear me?
It's Emily from the nursing home.

1173
01:11:41,923 --> 01:11:45,675
It's your mom's biirthday
and she expainects Raymond to be here.

1174
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:46,927
Mr. McCall?

1175
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:38,270
Look.

1176
01:12:39,063 --> 01:12:40,063
I know what you want,

1177
01:12:40,147 --> 01:12:42,524
but I just don't think that there's anything
more to talk about, okay?

1178
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,192
Because you won't...

1179
01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:50,240
You.

1180
01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:52,742
Me.

1181
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:56,621
We.

1182
01:12:58,541 --> 01:12:59,791
Eternity.

1183
01:13:21,731 --> 01:13:23,064
Is this for me?

1184
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:26,568
It's a Beatles record.

1185
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,988
It's the White Album.

1186
01:13:30,823 --> 01:13:33,074
It's an original first press!

1187
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:37,829
Is this really for me to keep?

1188
01:13:38,706 --> 01:13:39,748
Yes.

1189
01:13:42,668 --> 01:13:45,879
Thank you.

1190
01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:59,351
Go get his car.

1191
01:14:04,023 --> 01:14:05,106
You actually read it?

1192
01:14:06,275 --> 01:14:07,275
Brilliant.

1193
01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,197
Brilliant? Really?

1194
01:14:14,241 --> 01:14:15,325
Wow.

1195
01:14:17,244 --> 01:14:18,244
Sold.

1196
01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:22,540
Sold?

1197
01:14:22,917 --> 01:14:26,461
Sold? That's $10,000!

1198
01:14:26,545 --> 01:14:29,381
That's $10,000! I love you, man.

1199
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,300
Thank you.

1200
01:14:37,056 --> 01:14:38,682
Yeah.

1201
01:14:38,766 --> 01:14:41,309
I'm gonna take care of that for you
right away, Mr. McCall.

1202
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,061
I'll gas it, too.

1203
01:14:48,109 --> 01:14:50,235
Who's responsible for this?

1204
01:14:52,947 --> 01:14:55,782
You are going to love that,
I guarantee it.

1205
01:14:56,492 --> 01:14:58,243
Yeah? Take a taste.

1206
01:15:07,253 --> 01:15:08,336
I want to ride the roller coaster.

1207
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:09,421
I want to ride the Ferris wheel.

1208
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:10,505
I want to ride the roller coaster.

1209
01:15:10,589 --> 01:15:11,548
I want to ride the Ferris wheel.

1210
01:15:11,632 --> 01:15:15,844
- Roller coaster.
- Ferris wheel.

1211
01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:25,353
It's sunny, but it's windy. Should we go?

1212
01:15:25,438 --> 01:15:26,938
You can wear my sweater.

1213
01:15:27,023 --> 01:15:29,566
Is that why you wore a sweater
under yourjacket?

1214
01:15:29,650 --> 01:15:31,401
You knew I would say that.

1215
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:37,657
After 42 years, you're still trying
to get me alone on the beach.

1216
01:15:37,742 --> 01:15:39,117
Maybe. Maybe.

1217
01:16:13,694 --> 01:16:19,074
Raymond, is that you?

1218
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:21,409
Yes.

1219
01:16:24,413 --> 01:16:26,915
Raymond, you finally came.

1220
01:16:28,793 --> 01:16:29,834
Sit!

1221
01:16:31,629 --> 01:16:34,714
Tell me, tell me, what you been doing?

1222
01:16:35,841 --> 01:16:37,467
It's my birthday.

1223
01:16:38,052 --> 01:16:40,178
You want some birthday cake?

1224
01:16:41,514 --> 01:16:42,639
What?

1225
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,350
You can't talk. Your throat.

1226
01:16:45,434 --> 01:16:48,520
Rest then, Raymond.
I have so much to tell you.

1227
01:16:49,188 --> 01:16:51,022
Do you like my room?

1228
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,191
It's so nice.

1229
01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,237
I've got all my things here.

1230
01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,031
But sometimes,

1231
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:03,159
I get lonely.

1232
01:17:03,869 --> 01:17:05,995
Raymond, I get so...

1233
01:17:09,708 --> 01:17:13,294
But then, I can always count on Jack.
Jack always comes.

1234
01:17:15,339 --> 01:17:20,135
And he brings me flowers,
helps me, and when we go for walks,

1235
01:17:20,219 --> 01:17:24,222
all the ladies are jealous
because he's so handsome.

1236
01:17:26,058 --> 01:17:28,560
I'm just so proud of him, Raymond.

1237
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:33,106
See, you missed Jack
grow into the greatest man.

1238
01:17:33,190 --> 01:17:36,067
I mean, he's amazing.
He can do anything.

1239
01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:38,778
I mean, Jack's my only reason to live.

1240
01:17:41,282 --> 01:17:43,658
But he's so angry.

1241
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,661
Mad at you, mad at himself.

1242
01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:52,167
Now, I think he believes
you left because of him.

1243
01:17:52,710 --> 01:17:58,298
He was just a kid,
but he carries that anger every day.

1244
01:17:58,382 --> 01:17:59,924
I wish he'd let it go.

1245
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:04,220
He'd be much happier if he'd let it all go.

1246
01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:08,725
Raymond,

1247
01:18:10,644 --> 01:18:13,605
you need to tell Jack

1248
01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:16,774
how much you love him.

1249
01:18:18,110 --> 01:18:19,277
We're family.

1250
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:21,946
Life's

1251
01:18:23,616 --> 01:18:27,118
not worth living without family.

1252
01:18:28,537 --> 01:18:34,167
Right?

1253
01:18:42,426 --> 01:18:44,844
Isn't someone going to sing to me?

1254
01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:51,684
I like cake, don't you, Jack?

1255
01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:05,281
Bye, Ma. I love you.

1256
01:20:01,797 --> 01:20:03,548
Hi, Dad.

1257
01:20:05,384 --> 01:20:06,801
- Jack?
- Yeah.

1258
01:20:08,053 --> 01:20:10,138
I'm not Dad. I'm you.

1259
01:20:10,222 --> 01:20:12,015
- I'm Jack, too, you know.
- Are not.

1260
01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:13,599
- Am, too!
- Are not.

1261
01:20:14,393 --> 01:20:17,145
I missed you, Dad.
Where have you been?

1262
01:20:17,229 --> 01:20:19,397
You left and then I saw you a few times,

1263
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,733
but then it was a long time.

1264
01:20:22,151 --> 01:20:24,277
And then you died.

1265
01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:27,155
I'm so sorry, Jack.

1266
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,449
I guess you never know iif the last tiime
you see someone

1267
01:20:30,075 --> 01:20:33,453
is going to be the last time
you ever see someone.

1268
01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:36,706
I wiish there was a way
I could make iit upain to you.

1269
01:20:36,790 --> 01:20:37,790
There iis.

1270
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:41,044
- How?
- Chase me. Come on!

1271
01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,110
I forgive you.

1272
01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:09,674
Jack? Jack?

1273
01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:13,553
You're not going to believe this!

1274
01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:26,190
Jack, the tree, it came back to li�e
and iit's iincrediible! You can talk.

1275
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:36,492
You've written a beautiful book, Jack.
I'm so proud of you.

1276
01:22:38,287 --> 01:22:41,289
You're hugging me again, Jack.
We spoke about this.

1277
01:22:41,373 --> 01:22:44,667
That's why I'm alive! This is the real me!
That was a fake me that died.

1278
01:22:45,878 --> 01:22:48,546
I just love you so much. Come here.

1279
01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:50,298
- Hello!
- Hello.

1280
01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,509
Friends.

1281
01:22:54,678 --> 01:22:56,429
Namaste.

1282
01:22:56,513 --> 01:22:57,638
Welcome to my office,

1283
01:22:57,723 --> 01:23:01,392
the outer manifestation
of my inner being.

1284
01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:04,020
You're both inside me.

1285
01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:11,777
What a beautiful book. What a gift

1286
01:23:11,904 --> 01:23:15,406
to hold, to read, to sell.

1287
01:23:19,578 --> 01:23:21,245
- Hey, Aaron.
- Yes.

1288
01:23:21,747 --> 01:23:23,164
No chanting.

1289
01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:26,501
Of course. Forgive me, wise ones.

1290
01:23:27,794 --> 01:23:30,254
All right, we got three offers here,
three big offers.

1291
01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:35,801
Hey!

1292
01:23:35,886 --> 01:23:37,011
Any of these three would be fine.

1293
01:23:37,095 --> 01:23:40,056
No, no, no, ain't no need to rush,
homey, we got all the leverage here.

1294
01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:42,517
All right, what we have is an opportunity

1295
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:44,644
to pit all three of these suckas
against each other

1296
01:23:44,728 --> 01:23:46,145
and just grind 'em into the dirt.

1297
01:23:46,438 --> 01:23:50,274
Just take 'em for every last penny
they got, you know, and...

1298
01:23:51,944 --> 01:23:55,112
In an entirely spiritual way, of course.

1299
01:23:56,031 --> 01:23:57,573
You know what, Aaron?
You're the big agent now.

1300
01:23:57,658 --> 01:23:59,784
You got your name on the door.
Why don't you pick, huh?

1301
01:24:01,954 --> 01:24:03,871
May I interest you in a slice of pie?

1302
01:24:03,956 --> 01:24:06,457
I'd love to, but I really have someplace
important I need to be right now.

1303
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:08,543
What? More important than pie?

1304
01:24:08,627 --> 01:24:11,295
Actually, yes. But give me another hug.

1305
01:24:12,714 --> 01:24:14,048
I love you!

1306
01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:19,470
That's right. I'm the big agent now.
That's my name on the door.

1307
01:24:24,226 --> 01:24:25,560
Steven!

1308
01:24:27,145 --> 01:24:30,314
Why is there a wasabi pea
in my Asian trail mix?

1309
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,360
I am so sorry, Mr. Wiseberger.
I thought I got them all.

1310
01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:36,862
Well, here's one.

1311
01:24:36,947 --> 01:24:38,364
There's a delivery for you.

1312
01:24:38,448 --> 01:24:40,032
Well, bring it in.

1313
01:24:47,249 --> 01:24:48,499
Oh, shit.

1314
01:24:50,127 --> 01:24:51,419
Hold still, let me get this open for you.

1315
01:24:51,503 --> 01:24:52,878
Jack, I don't like surprises.
You know I don't.

1316
01:24:52,963 --> 01:24:53,921
You're gonna like this one.

1317
01:24:54,006 --> 01:24:56,007
You know what happened
the last time I tried to do a surprise...

1318
01:24:56,091 --> 01:24:57,258
- You're gonna like this one.
- What is going on?

1319
01:24:57,342 --> 01:24:58,342
- I'm putting the baby down.
- Okay.

1320
01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,844
Okay, all right, okay.

1321
01:24:59,928 --> 01:25:02,263
- Can we please take it o�
- Okay, now, I'll take the blindfold off.

1322
01:25:02,347 --> 01:25:05,349
- Yes, please, take it off.
- Take it off. Okay.

1323
01:25:11,273 --> 01:25:14,358
Jack, this is the house
I've been trying to get you to come see.

1324
01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:16,402
You have to see the inside.

1325
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:18,321
I've already seen the inside.

1326
01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:20,573
What do you... Why?

1327
01:25:20,657 --> 01:25:22,283
Are you thinking about making an offer?

1328
01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:23,451
Oh, no, I can't.

1329
01:25:23,535 --> 01:25:26,037
- Why not?
- I already own it.

1330
01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:37,089
Wow.

1331
01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:40,551
This is a step in the right direction.

1332
01:25:40,636 --> 01:25:41,636
Yes.

1333
01:25:42,888 --> 01:25:45,056
But you can't just
do this one thing, Jack,

1334
01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,058
and think that everything
is gonna be hunky- dory.

1335
01:25:47,142 --> 01:25:49,101
- That's not how it works.
- I hear you.

1336
01:25:49,186 --> 01:25:50,394
You do?

1337
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:52,855
You hear that?

1338
01:25:52,939 --> 01:25:54,106
What?

1339
01:25:55,609 --> 01:25:57,026
The silence.

1340
01:25:57,903 --> 01:25:59,278
It's quiet.

1341
01:26:00,238 --> 01:26:01,572
I like it.

1342
01:26:03,659 --> 01:26:05,076
Who are you?

1343
01:26:09,414 --> 01:26:10,623
Honey, the tree.

1344
01:26:10,707 --> 01:26:11,999
- How did...
- Oh, yeah.

1345
01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:15,169
I had Gaudencio carefully dig it
up and next thing you know...

1346
01:26:15,253 --> 01:26:17,797
Boom, it's a tree there.

1347
01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:19,256
- Boom.
- Boom.

1348
01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:25,596
Boom, boom, boom.

1349
01:26:26,014 --> 01:26:27,348
- Did he say, "Boom"?
- Yes.

1350
01:26:27,432 --> 01:26:28,933
- Boom.
- Oh, shoot!

1351
01:26:42,934 --> 01:26:48,934
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