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Cease fire!
Cease fire! Heads up!
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Man down! Cease fire!
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Stupid motherfucker!
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S�.
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What's up, Sylvia?
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Cute little outfit.
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You look nice.
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Mike's in
the bedroom.
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Yeah?
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Man, I said
you look nice.
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I have a court
appearance, Jim.
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Well, you just
give 'em hell.
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Hey.
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Spiffy duds, huh?
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You look like
a gift-wrapped turd.
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Now please leave me alone.
I have to concentrate.
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I have two filings
and a deposition today.
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Play nice, kids.
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What up, dog?
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- Nothing. Just got back.
- Cool. Cool.
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How was Mexico, dog?
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Oh, it was a dream, man.
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- Loving my woman.
- Right.
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That's it.
I'm out of here.
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Those are copies
of your resum�.
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Pass them out like candy.
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'Cause I can always
print up more.
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And just call me
if anything happens, okay?
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And no drinking.
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Come on, baby, be cool.
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Honey, I'm serious.
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No drinking. Okay?
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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Good luck.
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Your suit's fine, okay?
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Dude, she called me
a gift-wrapped turd.
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Don't be fucking
with her, dude.
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She's pissed.
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Why is she on
the warpath? Dog...
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I didn't look for work
yesterday, dude.
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Sold some of her CDs,
bought a couple of 40s
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and a pack of GPCs.
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Caught a buzz
and watched
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my Chicago Vs. Lakers tapes.
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That's on you, homie.
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We didn't even
hang yesterday.
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I was out of the country.
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So? My old lady still
thinks it's your fault.
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Huh? Huh? Hmm?
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Come on, dude, let's get
the fuck out of here
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and find my ass
some employment.
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It's cool you driving me around?
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Yeah, dude, it's cool.
It's no trouble.
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Here, asshole.
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Breakfast.
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Oh... ho, ho...
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Dog.
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No pisto for me, dude.
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Today's a no-pounding day.
You heard the woman.
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Good. More for me.
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Fuck it.
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Salud.
Salud.
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Man, hope they put me in
the next class or I'm fucked.
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I can't pay my rent.
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Landlady's about to pull
a gauge on my ass.
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What happened to all that money
you saved in the army, dude?
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The tax-free shit?
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Man, bro, this fucking
ride cleaned me out.
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I guess we drank
up the rest.
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Dumb ass.
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Cops better start
paying you, dude.
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You spend enough
fucking time with them.
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They better start kicking me
down some paychecks, man.
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They got me hopping through
hoops, you know?
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"Come in for a test."
"Come back in two weeks."
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Another test, another two weeks.
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Fuck.
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Shit gets real,
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you be hating life.
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Party time will be over.
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Dude, you don't know how much
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I'm looking forward
to this shit.
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You know, I'll be super recruit.
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I was jumping
out of choppers
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in the mountains,
taking down
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hard motherfuckers,
you know?
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I'll be laughing my way through
LAPD's reindeer games.
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Shit, they're
gonna love me.
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Yeah, yeah, you're gonna
fucking love them, dude.
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Ah, fuck you.
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I'm going to love my old lady.
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I'm gonna marry homegirl.
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Import her ass.
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Oh, come on, man.
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Dude, what happened
to all the honeys
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we were gonna pimp
with your badge, dog?
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You're fucking up the plan.
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I've been thinking, you know?
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Love's about sacrifice.
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Only true measure of it.
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What would you do for Sylvia?
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Get a job.
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- Mm...
- Nine to fucking five.
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Yeah.
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That's love.
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Hey.
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Good morning.
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So when do you officially
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hand your ass over to the Man?
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"Mr. Jim Davis,
we regret to inform...
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I had two beers, right?
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Yeah.
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Going fucking
blind or something.
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Okay, this letter
says, quoting...
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"no longer eligible
as a police officer candidate."
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What the fuck does that mean?
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Come on, dude.
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"no longer eligible"? I mean,
what does that sound like?
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They pulled the plug, dude.
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No, no...
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Why?
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Oh, man, I'll bet you...
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I'll bet you it's
'cause I'm white.
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I bet it's 'cause
you're a dick.
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No, no, no, Mike,
you don't understand.
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I am fucked.
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I got to get married.
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Okay? INS won't let me
bring Marta across
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unless I got employment.
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I promised her.
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This fucks up my plan.
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This is fucking bullshit, okay?
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This... these fucking
assholes...
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These fucking assholes!
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What the fuck
is their problem, man?!
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This is fucking typical
cop hate game bullshit!
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Yo, yo, fucking
chill, Magilla Gorilla.
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I mean you're trippin', dude.
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Hey, what the fuck
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are you looking at, asshole?!
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Fucking dick.
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Yo, yo,
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Jim, Jim...
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I'm gonna fucking kick your
teeth down your puke hole!
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You fucking want some?
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Jim, Jim, dude.
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Kick back, dude.
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The fucking light is green.
Get the fuck in the car.
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Man, fuck.
- You're going to catch
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a case doing that shit, man.
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What the fuck were you doing?
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Fuck the LAPD, man.
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What's up with Pasadena,
Pomona, Santa Ana and all that?
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Oh, no, fuck the sticks.
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L.A. City's the shit.
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Hey, Sheriff's Department.
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It's good enough for the INS
and still basically L.A., right?
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00:11:55,060 --> 00:11:59,100
Yeah, Sheriff's Department,
yeah.
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They make you work
the jails the first two years
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or something.
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I could be cracking heads
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up at the Honor Ranch.
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I'll give 'em a call,
start testing.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,820
Yo, it's just
a minor setback, right?
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Quit trippin', dude.
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Shit.
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00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:23,300
Hey, you know what
I want to do?
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What?
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I want to get fucked up.
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Me, too, man.
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I got to find a job and placate
my baby, you know.
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Sylvia's going
to kick your ass?
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Come on, big man,
she'll be cool.
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Come on.
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- Bye, Nicole.
- Bye.
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Let me get a couple
of singles, too, please.
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Sorry, you buy whole pack.
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Be cool, dude.
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If I buy a whole pack
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I'm gonna want
to smoke it.
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00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:04,620
I just want a couple
of smokes with my beer.
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City give me $1,500 ticket.
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No more.
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Asshole.
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- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.
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Oh, shit.
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That fucking gangster, man.
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00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,460
Homeboy just ran
a six second four-forty.
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00:13:58,500 --> 00:14:01,100
Damn, the chino looked
fucking pissed, man.
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00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,980
You think we'll be able
to go back there?
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00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:04,740
I hate that shit.
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00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:07,500
Fuckin' chino lookin' at us
like we were gonna bust him?
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00:14:07,540 --> 00:14:09,460
Come on, dude.
We're wearin' suits, man.
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00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,700
We totally look like cops.
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00:14:10,740 --> 00:14:12,340
He said he got fined
for that shit.
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00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:13,500
He was just being cautious.
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00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:17,660
Well, we got pisto,
we got frajos.
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Only one thing missin'.
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Be-at-ches.
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00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,980
Oh, yeah, I mean
besides bitches, man.
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00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:26,220
Yesca?
Mm-hmm.
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00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,820
Bingo.
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00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:30,060
I need to feel
some reefer madness.
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00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:32,780
You sure you want
to score some bud, dude?
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00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:34,860
You haven't smoked out
since like forever, man.
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00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:38,300
I said I want
to get fucked up, man.
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00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,980
Fuck this purity bullshit.
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00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:44,220
Yeah... fuck purity.
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00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:48,660
Aw, man, look at this
zero-head, dog.
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Stupid-ass cholo.
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00:14:49,780 --> 00:14:51,020
Look at that.
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00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,260
That dude's slangin', dog.
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00:14:54,300 --> 00:14:57,500
Want to get
a dime?
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00:14:57,540 --> 00:15:00,580
No, I want it all.
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00:15:06,500 --> 00:15:08,300
Go for the stash, man.
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00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:17,260
Whoa, go, go, go.
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00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,900
Hey, hey, yo, yo.
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00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:20,980
That's my shit!
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00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,620
Fuck.
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00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:25,900
Outstanding.
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00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:27,980
Out-fucking-standing.
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00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,340
That shit was slick.
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00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,380
That motherfucker
just got schooled.
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00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,340
Bitch-ass cholo.
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00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,900
- Check this shit out, huh?
- Yeah.
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00:15:34,940 --> 00:15:37,100
Nice motherfucking haul.
You see that shit, huh?
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00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:39,820
Mm. It's not laced either.
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00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:40,820
Smell that shit.
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00:15:40,855 --> 00:15:41,900
Smell that motherfucking shit.
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00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:43,940
We just burned my car.
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00:15:43,980 --> 00:15:45,580
We go back there,
we're gonna get shot.
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00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:46,540
Yeah, no shit.
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00:15:46,620 --> 00:15:47,500
Man, bust that light.
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00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,260
Roll that shit up.
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00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:51,180
Yeah, yeah, Cool.
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00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:52,860
Yo, let's drop off
some resum�s first.
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00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:54,060
Then we'll smoke out, dude.
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Some resum�s.
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00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,340
Yeah.
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00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:58,380
Ah, man, fresh air.
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00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,540
Look.
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00:15:59,580 --> 00:16:01,340
Oh! They're
dropped off, man.
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00:16:01,380 --> 00:16:02,540
You fucking asshole, man.
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00:16:02,580 --> 00:16:03,820
I got to get
a fucking job, man.
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00:16:03,860 --> 00:16:05,100
What's your problem, man?
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00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:06,380
What the fuck are
you doing, dickhead.
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00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,500
Yo, Mike, first day looking--
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00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:10,060
nobody ever gets a job
their first day looking.
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00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:13,620
Come on, don't
sweat it, man.
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00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:16,660
Hey, I can't
fuck around tomorrow.
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00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:17,820
I got to get a job for sure.
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00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,020
This is your job, man.
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00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,380
So act like a fucking
professional,
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00:16:20,420 --> 00:16:22,460
spark up the goods, 'cause we
got a lot of work to do.
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00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,340
It's harsh. It's good, though.
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00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,500
You okay?
259
00:16:45,540 --> 00:16:47,460
How are those lungs, baby?
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00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,100
There it is.
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00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,660
That magic feeling.
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00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,660
Damn, look at that bitch.
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00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,380
Oh, damn.
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00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:21,380
Fuck, yeah.
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00:17:21,460 --> 00:17:22,900
She's fucking good.
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00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:25,460
I bet she got skills.
I want to get laid.
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00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,500
You just saw your woman.
268
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:29,900
Only hit her once, man.
269
00:17:29,940 --> 00:17:33,180
We can't go nowhere alone.
They got me sleeping in the car.
270
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:37,780
Family's got that ass
under guard, huh?
271
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:38,900
Lock and key.
272
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:41,620
Fuck, I want to get laid.
273
00:17:41,740 --> 00:17:44,620
Pay a visit
to my harem, huh?
274
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,780
Online, pornmeister.
275
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,300
Uh-uh, let's go
to Letty's pad, man.
276
00:17:47,340 --> 00:17:49,100
How much you want to bet
I hit it.
277
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,860
- She won't, dog.
- How much you want to bet?
278
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,180
She won't give you shit, dog.
279
00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,780
You big time
fucked her over.
280
00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:56,420
Aw, man, I popped that poodahey.
281
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:59,580
I got that mind control, man.
282
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,020
How much you want to bet
I get back up in it?
283
00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,500
20 bucks?
284
00:18:04,540 --> 00:18:05,740
You ain't got 20 bucks.
285
00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,660
So, neither do you, man.
286
00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,420
Come on, shake on that shit.
287
00:18:09,460 --> 00:18:11,780
Come on.
288
00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:13,980
What the fuck, let's go.
289
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,540
I got it.
290
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,060
What's up, Patty?
291
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,940
- Y tu hermana?
- She ain't here.
292
00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:23,420
Y sabes que?
293
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,460
You're not welcome
in this house.
294
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:28,500
Sure, Patty.
295
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,540
I'd love to come in.
296
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,180
Thank you.
297
00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:35,380
Are they here?
298
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:43,300
You're looking fine,
as fuck, chulas.
299
00:18:43,340 --> 00:18:45,420
Don't... don't touch
me, please.
300
00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:48,020
Hey, hey.
301
00:18:49,340 --> 00:18:51,500
You got to get out of here.
302
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,420
Letty...
303
00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:56,460
I just wanted
to see you again.
304
00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,220
Hey, Patty, you want to grab
me a pisto or something?
305
00:19:02,260 --> 00:19:04,180
I ain't grabbing you shit.
306
00:19:04,215 --> 00:19:05,540
Oh, you still got
a mouth, huh?
307
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,500
Maybe one day you'll learn
how to keep it shut.
308
00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:10,620
Laters. I'm going to my room.
309
00:19:10,660 --> 00:19:13,820
You know you have to run
his ass out of here.
310
00:19:16,460 --> 00:19:18,220
Baby.
311
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,340
Let's sit down.
312
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,020
No, no, no.
313
00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:36,980
So, um...
314
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:38,780
You a cop yet?
315
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,340
I'm working on it.
316
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,540
Y tu?
317
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,420
Que andas haciendo?
318
00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,740
Well, you know, I'm going
to L.A. Trade Tech.
319
00:19:47,780 --> 00:19:50,300
It's good you're doing
positive shit.
320
00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,060
What, after everything
I don't get a kiss?
321
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:07,700
It's because of everything
you can't get a kiss.
322
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,740
Oh, come on, come here.
323
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,900
Yeah.
324
00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,500
Don't.
325
00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:21,100
Jim, I got a boyfriend.
326
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,860
Who?
327
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,100
Flaco.
328
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,060
You're back with that
329
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,340
piece of shit after
what he did, Letty?
330
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,660
You're not fucking him, are you?
331
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:33,900
Please tell me no.
332
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,620
Yes. So... just go.
333
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,380
'Cause there's nothing
here for you, Jim.
334
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:41,740
See?
335
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,020
Okay?
336
00:20:43,060 --> 00:20:44,780
I don't believe
this shit, Letty.
337
00:20:44,820 --> 00:20:46,580
You're too good for that.
338
00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:54,580
You gotta go.
339
00:20:54,615 --> 00:20:56,340
Go. Please!
340
00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,460
Let me talk to them.
341
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:59,340
No, Jim, don't
be stupid. Please.
342
00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:03,540
Okay? Largate. Just go.
343
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:10,300
I guess it's later days.
344
00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:22,260
Largate. Just go!
345
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:24,700
Flaco, the pinchi guero's here!
346
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,860
Apuarte, Jim!
Hurry up!
347
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,900
- Fuck him up!
- I got him!
348
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,900
Fucking white boy!
349
00:21:52,660 --> 00:21:54,540
What's up, faggot?!
350
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:57,300
We're going to fuck you up!
351
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:02,860
Yo! pop the trunk
352
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:04,060
so I can handle this shit!
353
00:22:04,100 --> 00:22:05,740
Fuck you, puto!
354
00:22:05,780 --> 00:22:07,340
I'll bust you!
355
00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:09,260
Leave him alone!
356
00:22:09,340 --> 00:22:13,140
Pop the fucking trunk!
357
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,220
Jim!
358
00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:34,700
Oh, you fucked up!
359
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,820
Get your fucking knees
down on the curb now!
360
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,420
Get the fuck
over there, man!
361
00:22:38,460 --> 00:22:40,300
Don't fucking move unless you
want your brains hanging out!
362
00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,420
What's your problem, Flaco?
363
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,300
Motherfucker!
364
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:46,220
Fucking knees on the curb, man!
365
00:22:46,260 --> 00:22:49,540
That's right!
366
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:53,460
Interlock your fingers
behind your heads, Flaco!
367
00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,900
You deaf fuck!
368
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:00,580
Yo, Mike.
369
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:01,820
Yeah?
370
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,180
Do up their ride.
371
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:06,020
Freeze, bitch!
372
00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:08,900
I'm going to take that big ass
of yours home,
373
00:23:08,980 --> 00:23:11,020
hit it for a minute, you know?
374
00:23:11,060 --> 00:23:12,300
Fuck off!
375
00:23:12,340 --> 00:23:13,300
Now you got it.
376
00:23:15,580 --> 00:23:18,100
Yo, relax, homie.
377
00:23:19,380 --> 00:23:23,180
You break Letty's heart,
I'm coming for your mom.
378
00:23:23,220 --> 00:23:24,340
Fuck!
379
00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,820
Hey, haina.
380
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:29,900
Whoo!
381
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:31,420
Fuck off!
Oh, yeah?
382
00:23:31,460 --> 00:23:33,300
What you got down here?
383
00:23:33,340 --> 00:23:34,820
Oh...
384
00:23:34,900 --> 00:23:36,300
Liking that.
385
00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:43,140
Damn! Those are
badass kicks, dog.
386
00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:45,900
Lucky you got little bitch feet,
387
00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:48,220
else I'd be stomping around
in them motherfuckers.
388
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,060
- Fuck you, puto.
- Huh?
389
00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,660
- Yeah. Fuck you.
- Yes?
390
00:23:54,140 --> 00:23:56,300
You fucking stay still!
391
00:23:56,340 --> 00:23:58,540
Bitches! If you didn't have
that fucking gun,
392
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:01,020
ese, it wouldn't
be about shit, homie.
393
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,860
Not fucking shit!
394
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,260
Hey, later, Patty!
395
00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:07,060
I hope you're not
pregnant, but you know
396
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,140
you wanted me to blow in you.
397
00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,260
Fuck you!
398
00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:10,860
Bye, Letty!
399
00:24:18,300 --> 00:24:20,900
Salud.
400
00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:26,940
Divvy up the bounty, dude.
I know you got some cash.
401
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:39,180
I know I got more than that.
402
00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:43,140
Yeah. Here we go.
403
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:44,420
Shit.
404
00:24:44,460 --> 00:24:46,540
That's my pussy
she's giving away there.
405
00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,140
Homeboy uses extra large.
406
00:24:50,180 --> 00:24:51,860
Man, that's it?
Next time,
407
00:24:51,900 --> 00:24:53,420
jack someone with a job.
408
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,980
Well, fuck you.
What did you get, their lunch?
409
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:58,660
Check it out.
410
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,620
Holy shit.
You're kidding me.
411
00:25:06,420 --> 00:25:10,540
Whoo! It's a fucking
Ruger P-94. Nine millimeter.
412
00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:13,340
14, plus one in the chamber.
413
00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,060
It's a good fucking gun.
Durable.
414
00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,820
It's brand-new.
415
00:25:18,740 --> 00:25:20,700
It's a BB gun.
416
00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,100
Yeah. Cool.
417
00:25:22,140 --> 00:25:23,660
Here you go, dog.
418
00:25:23,700 --> 00:25:24,980
About time you got a cohete.
419
00:25:25,020 --> 00:25:26,420
No. I don't want it.
420
00:25:26,460 --> 00:25:28,620
Why the fuck not? I'll use it.
421
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:30,580
That's a good reason. Sell it.
422
00:25:30,620 --> 00:25:32,540
How much you think
we can get for the gun?
423
00:25:32,620 --> 00:25:35,180
Two bills, maybe three.
Costs six new.
424
00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:37,260
We'll sell it
and split the greenery.
425
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:38,220
You sure?
426
00:25:38,260 --> 00:25:39,860
It's cool, dude.
427
00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,380
50-50.
428
00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:44,900
Good BB gun though.
429
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:47,380
Shoot some birds and shit.
430
00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,100
Hey, put that shit away.
431
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,580
Looks real as hell.
432
00:25:51,740 --> 00:25:52,820
Not a bad day's work.
433
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:06,740
Get down to business though.
434
00:26:06,780 --> 00:26:09,100
I know you didn't get any.
435
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,580
So pay up, motherfucker.
436
00:26:15,060 --> 00:26:16,300
Dick.
437
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:22,860
Hello. This is a message
for Michael Alonzo.
438
00:26:22,900 --> 00:26:27,500
This is Bob Luell
at the Palm Glen Group.
439
00:26:27,540 --> 00:26:29,500
We have reviewed your resum�,
440
00:26:29,540 --> 00:26:32,180
and would like
to make an appointment
441
00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:33,540
for later in the week.
442
00:26:33,580 --> 00:26:34,660
Please call me at your
443
00:26:34,700 --> 00:26:36,420
earliest convenience.
444
00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:37,380
Thank you.
445
00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:39,580
Huh? That's good.
446
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:41,140
One more? This is fun.
447
00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,180
Sounded a little gay,
but it was good.
448
00:26:44,580 --> 00:26:46,220
No, no, no. no.
That's it, dude. That's it.
449
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:48,300
I get too many callbacks,
450
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,540
Sylvia's going
to get suspicious.
451
00:26:49,580 --> 00:26:51,100
Oh, Sylvia's going
to be kissing your ass.
452
00:26:51,140 --> 00:26:52,460
Not if she
recognizes your voice.
453
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,420
Oh, she won't. Here, sir.
454
00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:55,980
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm cool.
455
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,420
- Come on.
- I'm cool.
456
00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,820
I want to get home before the
little woman and sober up.
457
00:26:59,860 --> 00:27:01,740
Come on, bro. One brew.
458
00:27:01,860 --> 00:27:04,020
All right, but hey,
459
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:05,820
I got to look for a job
tomorrow for sure.
460
00:27:05,860 --> 00:27:07,020
Okay? I can't
be getting fucked up
461
00:27:07,060 --> 00:27:08,100
behind Sylvia's back
when I'm supposed
462
00:27:08,140 --> 00:27:09,140
to be looking
for work, man.
463
00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,780
Not cool.
Tomorrow, for sure.
464
00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:12,820
I got to find a job, too.
465
00:27:17,740 --> 00:27:19,260
Hello.
466
00:27:21,780 --> 00:27:23,900
Yes, sir.
467
00:27:25,980 --> 00:27:27,820
Yes, sir. That is correct.
468
00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:29,260
Six years.
469
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,460
Honorably discharged.
470
00:27:31,540 --> 00:27:33,100
Yes, sir.
471
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,860
I would love to.
472
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:37,860
Believe me, I would
welcome the opportunity.
473
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:40,780
Tomorrow
474
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:43,620
is not a problem.
475
00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:45,860
Thank you, sir.
You have a good day, too.
476
00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:48,460
Good-bye, sir.
477
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,660
That was the man, huh?
You're all "Sir,
478
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:52,020
sir, sir."
479
00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:55,980
Yes! Fucking yes! Thank God!
480
00:27:59,980 --> 00:28:02,060
That was the man!
That was the Federal man!
481
00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,540
The Federal man!
482
00:28:04,580 --> 00:28:05,780
Department of
Homeland Security
483
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,580
wants me to come in
tomorrow to start testing!
484
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:10,420
Oh, shit!
485
00:28:10,460 --> 00:28:11,660
Fucking A, my brother!
486
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:12,940
That shit is righteous,
motherfucker!
487
00:28:12,980 --> 00:28:14,140
It's on, homie!
488
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,780
Wow, man.
Tomorrow.
489
00:28:15,820 --> 00:28:17,460
So what the fuck you
going to do now, dude?
490
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,980
I got to take a piss test.
491
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:20,300
If I'm cool,
I'm in the house.
492
00:28:23,980 --> 00:28:26,580
Yeah! Oh!
493
00:28:26,620 --> 00:28:29,900
Shit, dude,
do they piss test for weed?
494
00:28:29,940 --> 00:28:32,500
Oh, shit!
495
00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:36,580
You fucked up, man.
496
00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:38,420
Oh, fuck.
497
00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,660
I fucked up.
498
00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:44,180
Oh, fuck. I fucked up.
499
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:46,500
Fuck! Oh...
500
00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:49,420
You know, one dope
molecule, and I'm done.
501
00:28:49,460 --> 00:28:51,820
And they will burn me
502
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,340
with every law enforcement
outfit in the country.
503
00:28:54,420 --> 00:28:55,500
Shit!
504
00:28:55,540 --> 00:28:56,780
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, dude.
505
00:28:56,820 --> 00:29:00,100
Look at me. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
506
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,900
Hey, there's a way out
of every fucking situation.
507
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,340
- Right? Relax, dude.
- Yeah, yeah.
508
00:29:04,380 --> 00:29:06,700
Yeah. I'm going to do
what I got to do, you know?
509
00:29:06,740 --> 00:29:07,820
It's cool. Fuck, yeah.
510
00:29:07,860 --> 00:29:08,900
I'll pass that shit.
511
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,260
Hell, yeah. Yeah.
512
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,540
Of course
you will, dude!
513
00:29:12,580 --> 00:29:15,380
Later, loco.
514
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,620
Don't fucking trip, dude.
515
00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:17,500
All right.
516
00:29:17,540 --> 00:29:19,460
Shit.
517
00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,420
Eat.
518
00:29:27,900 --> 00:29:29,340
Come in, dumb ass!
519
00:29:33,860 --> 00:29:35,060
What's up, dog?
520
00:29:35,100 --> 00:29:36,020
What up, dog...
521
00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:38,740
Hey, Jim.
Want some coffee?
522
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,780
Sure.
523
00:29:39,820 --> 00:29:41,500
Want some eggs?
There's extra.
524
00:29:41,540 --> 00:29:43,660
Yes, ma'am. Please.
525
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,580
I, uh, heard
about the LAPD.
526
00:29:46,620 --> 00:29:48,380
Sorry about that.
527
00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:50,260
I thought they
guaranteed you a job.
528
00:29:50,300 --> 00:29:51,740
Yea. Me, too.
529
00:29:51,780 --> 00:29:55,260
Well, maybe it
wasn't meant to be.
530
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,940
You know, you being a cop.
531
00:29:59,660 --> 00:30:01,420
Tell her what's up, dude.
532
00:30:01,460 --> 00:30:02,700
Well, I applied
533
00:30:02,740 --> 00:30:05,660
to all the Federal
law enforcement agencies.
534
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:06,980
You know, ATF, Border Patrol,
535
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:08,380
ICE, Homeland Security,
all of them.
536
00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:11,060
And Homeland Security's
interested in me.
537
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:13,540
They want me to come in today
and start testing.
538
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,940
Wow. That's great.
How sure is this?
539
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,620
Well, I got a urinalysis today.
540
00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:19,740
If I pass that, I'll be
a Special Agent candidate,
541
00:30:19,780 --> 00:30:21,700
and then I could
be out of here next month.
542
00:30:21,740 --> 00:30:23,500
You haven't been
smoking out, have you?
543
00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:27,100
Nah. Chilled on that shit
a while back.
544
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:29,260
Good. Well, thanks for driving
Mike around yesterday.
545
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:31,100
- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah, bro.
546
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:33,060
Three callbacks.
547
00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,580
Damn! Good!
548
00:30:35,620 --> 00:30:38,260
We dropped off
enough resum�s. Whoo!
549
00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:39,660
Got more.
550
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,660
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
551
00:30:40,700 --> 00:30:42,180
Well, you have
to keep trying
552
00:30:42,260 --> 00:30:43,660
until something happens.
553
00:30:43,700 --> 00:30:45,140
Finding a job is a job, right?
554
00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,420
Lunch money.
555
00:30:46,460 --> 00:30:47,620
Thank you.
556
00:30:47,660 --> 00:30:48,860
And good
luck today.
557
00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:50,740
Thank you.
558
00:30:50,780 --> 00:30:52,140
- Love you.
- I love you, too.
559
00:30:52,180 --> 00:30:53,900
Good luck.
560
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,260
And, Jim, good luck
on your pee test.
561
00:30:56,300 --> 00:30:57,420
I hope you studied.
562
00:30:59,180 --> 00:31:02,660
I'm going to
cram for it.
563
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:04,980
Man, that's freaky.
564
00:31:05,020 --> 00:31:06,980
She was in
a good mood.
565
00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,380
Breakfast
and beer money?
566
00:31:08,420 --> 00:31:09,380
Yeah, dude.
567
00:31:09,420 --> 00:31:11,660
She heard the
messages last night.
568
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:12,780
She got me a sixer.
569
00:31:12,820 --> 00:31:14,420
I slammed two last night.
570
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,020
Out-fuckin'-standing!
571
00:31:16,060 --> 00:31:17,620
Now we know beer is just
a phone call away.
572
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:18,780
Yeah.
573
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:21,420
Yeah. We talked shit out
last night, though.
574
00:31:21,460 --> 00:31:24,540
You know? Hey, all she wants
is for me to get a job.
575
00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:27,340
I shouldn't be playing her
like that.
576
00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:30,620
Dude, you had a good job,
577
00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:33,180
with that, uh, with
that Web design shit.
578
00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:34,700
Had, dude. Had.
579
00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:36,860
All right? All that
shit's in India now.
580
00:31:36,900 --> 00:31:38,500
Want a cold one?
No, later.
581
00:31:38,540 --> 00:31:39,700
You got any vinegar?
582
00:31:39,740 --> 00:31:42,100
Vinegar? What for?
583
00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,780
Ah...
584
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:50,700
Oh...
585
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:51,740
Damn, dude!
586
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:52,900
Ah...!
587
00:31:54,060 --> 00:31:55,540
- Man!
- That is fuckin' sick, man.
588
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,420
What'd you do that for?
589
00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:58,860
- Shuts down the old kidneys.
- Ooh.
590
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:00,820
Come on, let's roll.
591
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,900
Grab me that bag, dude.
592
00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:18,740
Little trick I learned
in the service.
593
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,820
Aw, that's sick, dude.
594
00:32:23,860 --> 00:32:26,420
You're gonna stick
a turkey baster in your dick?
595
00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:28,940
Quit looking, faggot.
596
00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,700
You wish.
597
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:39,740
Oh, man.
598
00:32:39,780 --> 00:32:41,020
Fuckin'...
599
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,580
shit, dude.
600
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:43,620
Oh, fuckin' shit...
601
00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:45,220
Aw...
602
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:48,140
Aw, motherfucker!
603
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,940
Whew!
604
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:54,380
Ah...
605
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:00,540
That was...
606
00:33:00,580 --> 00:33:03,100
unpleasant.
607
00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,580
Man...
608
00:33:11,260 --> 00:33:13,540
Man, I want to get
this shit over with.
609
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:15,780
You know, my teeth are floating.
610
00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:19,260
Oh...
611
00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,740
You get those
in the military, dog?
612
00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:23,900
I was a Ranger.
613
00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:26,020
Your mom still suck
a mean dick, hmm?
614
00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,660
Gotcha! Shouldn't ignore people.
615
00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:29,220
Why don't you go
fuck yourself!
616
00:33:29,260 --> 00:33:30,300
Hey!
617
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:31,660
Let's play nice,
618
00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:33,220
boys.
619
00:33:33,260 --> 00:33:36,140
I have everyone's "Consent to
Urinalysis" form signed
620
00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:37,220
and dated, am I right?
621
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,180
Yes, sir.
622
00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:40,100
Good. I'm Agent Richards.
623
00:33:40,140 --> 00:33:41,700
Jackets off.
624
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,740
I will now administer
the easiest test
625
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:45,700
Homeland Security
will ever give you,
626
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:47,020
the whizz quiz.
627
00:33:47,060 --> 00:33:49,340
Roll up both sleeves
past the elbow.
628
00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:55,340
Remove all gloves, rings,
watches, bracelets,
629
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:59,540
jewelry, Band-Aids
and bandages.
630
00:33:59,580 --> 00:34:02,940
I want to see nothing
but bare hands and forearms.
631
00:34:02,980 --> 00:34:05,460
Wiggle your fingers.
632
00:34:05,500 --> 00:34:08,060
Let me see
both sides.
633
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:09,820
Beautifully done.
634
00:34:09,860 --> 00:34:11,860
Again, gentlemen,
no talking.
635
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,100
Detweiler, is it?
636
00:34:13,135 --> 00:34:14,980
You're with me.
637
00:34:27,740 --> 00:34:29,100
Fucker.
638
00:34:34,020 --> 00:34:36,020
Next!
639
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,860
Name?
640
00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:42,940
Davis, Jim.
641
00:34:42,980 --> 00:34:44,580
Ah, the Ranger.
642
00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:45,940
Yes, sir.
643
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:48,780
- You serve?
- 101st.
644
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:51,180
- High speed.
- All right.
645
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,020
Think you can fill that, son?
646
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:55,660
I could fill
a goddamn trash can, sir.
647
00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:58,540
You're full of piss
and vinegar, aren't you, Jim?
648
00:34:58,575 --> 00:35:00,660
Yes, sir.
649
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,660
Hey, unload that shit before
you clown with it, okay?
650
00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:08,300
I don't want my head
blown off
651
00:35:08,340 --> 00:35:09,660
just when I'm getting
it straight.
652
00:35:11,940 --> 00:35:13,700
Pop! What's it like
653
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:15,140
to just straight-up
whack a motherfucker?
654
00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:18,140
What's it like?
I mean, what the fuck, you know?
655
00:35:18,180 --> 00:35:20,580
It's like nothing.
What's it supposed to be like?
656
00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,900
You tell me.
657
00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:24,140
You were busting heads
for the military.
658
00:35:24,175 --> 00:35:26,540
I can't talk about
this shit, Mike.
659
00:35:30,060 --> 00:35:32,900
But I will tell you one
thing-- you point and shoot,
660
00:35:32,940 --> 00:35:35,580
pop, pop, move on, fuck 'em,
they shouldn't have been there,
661
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,100
you move the fuck on.
662
00:35:37,140 --> 00:35:40,940
You do not stop
and think about it.
663
00:35:40,980 --> 00:35:43,140
- It's not a big deal.
- So if it's nothing,
664
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,460
then what you getting
all mad for?
665
00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:45,620
I'm not getting mad.
666
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,020
I just hate stupid
questions, Mike.
667
00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:49,100
You think you killed
a lot of Commies?
668
00:35:49,135 --> 00:35:51,100
- They weren't Commies, dumb ass.
- Then what were they?
669
00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,420
You know what they were--
they were fuckin' Hajjis,
670
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:55,900
terrorists, the bad guys.
671
00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:58,780
Did you like it?
Oh, shit.
672
00:35:58,860 --> 00:36:00,700
Did you dig it?
673
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:03,020
You bust a nut?
674
00:36:04,500 --> 00:36:06,740
Not fuckin' now, man.
Seriously.
675
00:36:07,860 --> 00:36:10,220
You're killing my buzz, dude.
676
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,620
Aw, kick back, stress case.
677
00:36:12,660 --> 00:36:14,900
Are we on a mission to
sell this piece or what?
678
00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,020
Hell, yeah.
679
00:36:16,060 --> 00:36:17,380
Let's sell this
fuckin' piece.
680
00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:19,860
Got to get some scratch,
you know what I'm saying?
681
00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:20,660
Pop! Pop! Pop!
682
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:34,860
Yo, Darrel!
683
00:36:34,900 --> 00:36:37,460
- Yo, yo, yo, Darrel!
- Wake the fuck up, Darrel!
684
00:36:38,940 --> 00:36:40,180
Darrel!
685
00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,380
Come on, come on, come on,
wake up and fuckin'
686
00:36:42,420 --> 00:36:43,940
shine!
687
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:51,620
Y'all need to knock
this shit off right now.
688
00:36:52,620 --> 00:36:54,980
Hey, what's up, bro?
689
00:36:56,740 --> 00:36:58,140
Come on in, motherfuckers.
690
00:36:58,180 --> 00:36:59,500
Yeah.
691
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:01,260
Get your little
ass up in here.
692
00:37:01,300 --> 00:37:02,340
Shit!
693
00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:05,420
Oh, man...
694
00:37:05,460 --> 00:37:07,700
y'all scared
the fuck out of me, man.
695
00:37:08,780 --> 00:37:11,140
You motherfuckers
got ties on.
696
00:37:11,180 --> 00:37:12,980
I saw that city-lookin'
car pull up--
697
00:37:13,020 --> 00:37:15,020
I thought y'all was
some rollers or shit.
698
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:18,380
I just got out of County.
699
00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:21,580
- $9,600.
- No shit. When?
700
00:37:21,615 --> 00:37:23,340
Yesterday.
701
00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,940
Damn. What'd
they put on you?
702
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:25,900
Some bullshit.
703
00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:27,980
I saw some wrong-ass shit
704
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:29,220
up in there, dude.
705
00:37:29,260 --> 00:37:31,300
I ain't ever going back
to that motherfucker.
706
00:37:31,340 --> 00:37:32,780
It scared you straight, huh?
707
00:37:32,820 --> 00:37:35,340
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, you get booty-played?
708
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:38,540
Hell, no.
709
00:37:38,620 --> 00:37:40,580
You over there tickling
your brown eye, dog?
710
00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:42,980
They-they put some jelly
on there, serve some syrup?
711
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,900
- You toss the salad?
- Hey, you know, nigga,
712
00:37:44,980 --> 00:37:48,580
I kept my ass to the wall
and my mouth shut.
713
00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:49,740
Shoot.
714
00:37:49,780 --> 00:37:51,860
I almost lost my job
over that shit.
715
00:37:51,900 --> 00:37:53,460
Fuckin' around in there.
716
00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,660
Oh, God...
717
00:37:58,700 --> 00:38:00,420
- You a cop?
- Nope.
718
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:02,100
Rejected his ass.
719
00:38:02,140 --> 00:38:03,220
Fuck you.
720
00:38:03,260 --> 00:38:04,740
I'm getting
in the Feds' car.
721
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:07,740
Damn...!
722
00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,020
That's what I'm talking about!
723
00:38:10,060 --> 00:38:11,820
Ah, you hear that?
724
00:38:11,860 --> 00:38:14,300
This motherfucker
gonna be a Fed.
725
00:38:14,340 --> 00:38:16,100
Yeah.
726
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:18,260
You been wanting that shit, too.
727
00:38:18,300 --> 00:38:20,140
It's my dream, dude.
728
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:21,900
So, you gonna do
that shit right,
729
00:38:21,935 --> 00:38:24,780
or, you know, you gonna do
a little shit on the side?
730
00:38:24,820 --> 00:38:26,860
I'm gonna get
my own thing going.
731
00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:29,380
You know, I'll be flipping shit,
make a little money.
732
00:38:29,420 --> 00:38:31,700
You know?
733
00:38:31,740 --> 00:38:35,340
This motherfucker
gonna have shit wired.
734
00:38:35,375 --> 00:38:37,580
Scary, huh?
735
00:38:38,940 --> 00:38:42,220
Check this shit out.
736
00:38:42,260 --> 00:38:43,500
Oh, hello!
737
00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:44,940
Oh-ho-ho-ho!
738
00:38:44,980 --> 00:38:46,620
This is sweet!
739
00:38:46,660 --> 00:38:49,220
We jacked some eses.
Got a BB gun, too.
740
00:38:49,260 --> 00:38:51,460
- A BB gun?
- Yo.
741
00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:53,580
Goddamn!
742
00:38:53,615 --> 00:38:56,420
This is a nice little machine.
743
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:58,340
Three bills, it's yours.
744
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,260
I ain't got
three bills, dog.
745
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,180
My lawyer cleaned me out.
746
00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:04,620
Man...
747
00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:07,900
I ain't got no ways
or means, homie.
748
00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,020
I need this shit, too.
749
00:39:11,980 --> 00:39:13,940
Bring the heat
to these motherfuckers
750
00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:15,740
trippin' around here.
751
00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:18,580
We need ends, dog.
752
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:22,380
Who'll give us
three bills for it?
753
00:39:22,415 --> 00:39:24,100
Hey, uh, I know a cat.
754
00:39:24,140 --> 00:39:26,540
Hangs out at, uh... La Licha
755
00:39:26,580 --> 00:39:27,660
on, uh, Santa Fe.
756
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:29,380
Yeah, I know that place.
He cool?
757
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:31,580
Oh, man, he's old school,
real cool.
758
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:32,940
Veterano named Eddie.
759
00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:35,180
He there today?
760
00:39:35,215 --> 00:39:36,460
Oh, that's just like
his living room, dog.
761
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:37,780
Mm.
762
00:39:37,820 --> 00:39:40,620
Yeah. Yeah, I'll hook you up.
Don't worry about it.
763
00:39:40,655 --> 00:39:41,740
Cool, cool.
764
00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:44,300
Yo, uh...
765
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,740
Y'all need to
come up, dog.
766
00:39:46,780 --> 00:39:48,660
Can you do me a favor?
767
00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:49,940
Sure.
768
00:39:49,980 --> 00:39:51,460
You mind calling my pad
769
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,820
and leaving a fake message
770
00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:55,820
so my old lady thinks I'm
out there looking for a job?
771
00:39:55,860 --> 00:39:58,700
Instead you out
getting fucked up.
772
00:39:59,580 --> 00:40:01,380
Can you hook me up,
773
00:40:01,420 --> 00:40:03,100
or what, dog? Huh?
774
00:40:03,140 --> 00:40:04,540
Yeah? All right.
775
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,020
Check this out.
776
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:09,020
Uh, just call, right?
777
00:40:09,060 --> 00:40:11,300
And say you're from
that place right there
778
00:40:11,340 --> 00:40:14,420
and that you want
to schedule an interview, dude.
779
00:40:14,460 --> 00:40:17,340
Man, y'all some devious
motherfuckers, man.
780
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:23,180
Hey, hey, make sure
she can't star-69 my shit.
781
00:40:23,215 --> 00:40:25,420
Nah, she's...
Serious, man.
782
00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,140
I ain't trying to break up
no shit on this.
783
00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:29,980
All right, it's ringing.
Here you go.
784
00:40:30,020 --> 00:40:31,660
- Be serious, dude.
- Hey, hey,
785
00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:33,260
don't sound like a
fag, either, man.
786
00:40:33,300 --> 00:40:34,420
That's how he be sounding.
787
00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:38,180
Uh, Mr. Alonzo,
788
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,100
I'm calling
from Sunhouse Properties,
789
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:41,700
uh, to schedule an interview.
790
00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:45,420
Uh, please call me back
at 213-555-
791
00:40:45,455 --> 00:40:47,340
15-15.
792
00:40:48,500 --> 00:40:49,740
Oh...
793
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,820
damn, dog!
794
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:52,740
That shit was
good, dude!
795
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:55,500
Damn, they should give you
a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
796
00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:57,540
That shit was cold, man.
797
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,660
- Playing your woman like that.
- Aw, come on, man.
798
00:40:59,695 --> 00:41:02,060
I did three yesterday--
she bought him a six-pack.
799
00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,500
Yeah.
800
00:41:03,540 --> 00:41:05,700
What's one call get you,
a fuckin' 40
801
00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:07,340
of St. Ides?
802
00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:08,780
I'll be like this. Look.
803
00:41:08,815 --> 00:41:12,140
You know you would!
804
00:41:12,175 --> 00:41:14,380
Bitch-ass motherfucker.
805
00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:18,780
This is good
shit, right?
806
00:41:18,820 --> 00:41:20,820
I told you it was
some good shit, dog.
807
00:41:20,860 --> 00:41:22,020
Hey, we got to bounce.
808
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,340
Oh, no, no, no, no.
809
00:41:23,375 --> 00:41:25,780
No, no, y'all just
got here, dog.
810
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:27,140
Can't happen.
811
00:41:27,180 --> 00:41:30,180
- Come on.
- Yo, uh, tell that guy Eddie
812
00:41:30,220 --> 00:41:32,780
that we're gonna cruise through
there a little later.
813
00:41:32,815 --> 00:41:34,180
Okay?
814
00:41:34,220 --> 00:41:35,820
- Aw, yeah.
- Later, man.
815
00:41:35,860 --> 00:41:37,580
I wish I had the money.
816
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:39,500
That's a sweet-ass
piece, though.
817
00:41:39,535 --> 00:41:41,540
That shit'll keep
the porch clean.
818
00:41:41,580 --> 00:41:44,420
Motherfuckers like y'all
won't be banging on my shit.
819
00:41:53,780 --> 00:41:55,500
Hey, Jim.
820
00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,380
We should lose
the monkey suits, dude.
821
00:42:22,580 --> 00:42:24,940
Quien es?
822
00:42:36,780 --> 00:42:38,380
Hey, bring us,
dos pistos, por favor,
823
00:42:38,415 --> 00:42:40,260
mi reina.
824
00:42:41,580 --> 00:42:42,660
Damn.
825
00:42:45,135 --> 00:42:47,900
Hey, dog, I don't
think they like us here.
826
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:48,900
Fuck 'em.
827
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:50,340
I got my shit.
828
00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:52,740
They make a move,
I'm blasting.
829
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,580
Which one of these fools
is Eddy?
830
00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,980
Yeah. I don't know.
831
00:43:00,015 --> 00:43:02,980
They're all paisas here.
832
00:43:05,140 --> 00:43:08,980
Hey, why don't you ask
that homegirl right there?
833
00:43:19,420 --> 00:43:22,860
Sientate, guapa.
834
00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:23,820
Mm.
835
00:43:23,860 --> 00:43:24,900
Habla Espanol?
836
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:25,860
Si.
837
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:26,980
Que bien.
838
00:43:27,020 --> 00:43:29,460
Sabas donde esta
el Eddy?
839
00:43:29,500 --> 00:43:31,820
Eddy, te hablan.
840
00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:40,300
Que paso?
841
00:43:40,335 --> 00:43:42,140
Do I know you?
842
00:43:42,180 --> 00:43:44,460
My homeboy Darrell said
to talk to you.
843
00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:47,460
Darrell?
Yeah.
844
00:43:48,940 --> 00:43:50,020
I'm Jim, homie.
845
00:43:52,140 --> 00:43:54,500
What's up, man? Mike, dog.
846
00:43:54,540 --> 00:43:56,780
All right.
So what's up?
847
00:43:56,820 --> 00:43:58,540
Need a cohete?
848
00:44:00,020 --> 00:44:01,780
Maybe.
849
00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:07,220
What kind?
850
00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:09,220
Ruger P-94, brand-new.
851
00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,700
Ruger, huh?
Yeah.
852
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:11,700
How many mags?
853
00:44:11,740 --> 00:44:13,580
One high cap.
I'll throw in the hollow points.
854
00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:16,940
Strictly Black Talons, homes.
855
00:44:16,975 --> 00:44:19,100
Homies be wearing
vests these days,
856
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:20,420
know what
I'm saying?
857
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,380
Is it new?
858
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:23,220
Yeah, it's brand-new.
859
00:44:23,260 --> 00:44:24,860
Where's it at?
860
00:44:24,900 --> 00:44:26,100
I can get it.
861
00:44:28,940 --> 00:44:30,020
How much?
862
00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:32,300
Three bills.
863
00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:33,740
I'll give you $250
if it's new.
864
00:44:33,780 --> 00:44:35,020
If not, I'll give you $200.
865
00:44:40,020 --> 00:44:42,180
Cool.
866
00:44:42,220 --> 00:44:45,540
You got the feria, homie?
867
00:44:45,580 --> 00:44:47,020
I can get it.
868
00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:48,660
Orale.
869
00:44:48,700 --> 00:44:50,660
Let's kick back,
have a couple pistos
870
00:44:50,700 --> 00:44:52,700
before we handle business, eh?
871
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:56,820
Hey, guero, you like her?
872
00:44:56,900 --> 00:44:59,580
I do need to get laid.
873
00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:01,340
There it is right
there, brother.
874
00:45:01,380 --> 00:45:02,580
Yo, give me that cohete.
875
00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:19,660
Mataste a un flor.
876
00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:27,820
Oh, shit!
877
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:29,380
Open the fucking door!
878
00:45:38,860 --> 00:45:39,820
Holy shit, dude!
879
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:42,860
You think he's gonna
fuckin' die?!
880
00:45:42,895 --> 00:45:44,700
Sure. Got his carotid.
881
00:45:44,740 --> 00:45:46,460
Fucker was garden-hosing.
882
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:47,420
He'll bleed out.
883
00:45:47,460 --> 00:45:48,620
Oh, shit, dude,
884
00:45:48,655 --> 00:45:50,540
I've seen dudes get shot, man,
but I never seen
885
00:45:50,620 --> 00:45:51,980
no motherfucking shit
like that before, man!
886
00:45:52,015 --> 00:45:54,340
Fucked his shit up, you know?
887
00:45:54,380 --> 00:45:56,500
Quick as shit, too.
That crack-crack!
888
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:59,060
Turned that vato into
a fountain of blood.
889
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:00,620
Why the fuck
did he do that, man?
890
00:46:00,660 --> 00:46:02,540
That shit could have been
over anything, you know?
891
00:46:02,575 --> 00:46:04,100
Money, drugs, bitches,
respect, whatever.
892
00:46:04,140 --> 00:46:05,460
That homie, straight-up pimp.
893
00:46:05,500 --> 00:46:07,340
You know, maybe he turned out
that dude's daughter.
894
00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:08,420
Looney tunes and shit,
895
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,860
glass all stuck
in his fuckin' neck.
896
00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:11,660
Did you see all that fuckin'
blood over there?!
897
00:46:11,695 --> 00:46:13,900
Yeah, man, the human body's
got a gallon.
898
00:46:13,935 --> 00:46:16,900
Damn!
899
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,740
I coulda boned Gracie.
900
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:22,380
She had that proper thickness.
901
00:46:22,420 --> 00:46:23,380
Look at me, dog.
902
00:46:23,420 --> 00:46:25,300
Look at me.
903
00:46:25,340 --> 00:46:27,980
I'm fuckin' traumatized
and shit.
904
00:46:28,020 --> 00:46:31,620
Yo, homie, that shit
don't fuckin' faze you at all?
905
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:33,940
Oh, man,
I seen way worse.
906
00:46:33,980 --> 00:46:36,380
Trashcanistan.
907
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:39,740
My battle buddy, he got his legs
and arms blown off
908
00:46:39,780 --> 00:46:42,060
by a booby-trapped motorcycle.
909
00:46:42,095 --> 00:46:45,180
Medic saved his ass
and he lived.
910
00:46:45,260 --> 00:46:48,940
He didn't want to, but he did.
911
00:46:48,975 --> 00:46:50,300
I got to face my woman.
912
00:46:50,340 --> 00:46:52,540
How in the fuck am I supposed
to play this shit off, huh?
913
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:54,540
Man, you'll do it, player.
914
00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,380
Hey, baby girl,
you cooking?
915
00:47:04,420 --> 00:47:05,740
Yeah. Where have you been?
916
00:47:05,775 --> 00:47:07,180
Oh, Jim's pad.
917
00:47:07,220 --> 00:47:08,460
You been drinking?
918
00:47:08,495 --> 00:47:10,060
Oh, you know,
I had a few brews.
919
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,460
A few?
Yeah.
920
00:47:11,500 --> 00:47:12,660
You look wasted.
921
00:47:15,900 --> 00:47:16,860
Don't trip, girl.
922
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,060
I've been working
all day.
923
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:22,220
I've been looking
for work all day.
924
00:47:22,255 --> 00:47:25,100
I wish I could hang out and
get wasted like the old days.
925
00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:26,860
You know what?
926
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:29,100
When I'm working,
you can lounge.
927
00:47:29,140 --> 00:47:30,940
I'll fix this place up,
928
00:47:30,980 --> 00:47:32,300
get you nice clothes
and stuff...
929
00:47:32,340 --> 00:47:33,540
Mike, Mike, Mike.
930
00:47:33,580 --> 00:47:35,980
It doesn't have anything
to do with money.
931
00:47:36,020 --> 00:47:37,340
Come here.
932
00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:40,620
Sit down. I want
to talk to you.
933
00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:42,140
Hey, it's not
about stuff.
934
00:47:42,180 --> 00:47:45,060
It's about you and me
needing an equal partner.
935
00:47:45,100 --> 00:47:46,460
Right.
936
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,540
Hey, I know that you
supported me through college
937
00:47:48,580 --> 00:47:49,980
and I'm gonna always
938
00:47:50,020 --> 00:47:51,100
- owe you for that.
- Right.
939
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:52,340
Now everything's flipped
940
00:47:52,380 --> 00:47:53,900
and I feel like I'm doing
everything alone.
941
00:47:53,940 --> 00:47:57,820
You know, sometimes
I feel like you're my kid.
942
00:47:57,860 --> 00:47:59,780
I mean, you sneak
around like one.
943
00:47:59,820 --> 00:48:00,940
Oh-ho!
944
00:48:00,980 --> 00:48:03,900
Look... Wow, dude.
945
00:48:03,980 --> 00:48:06,140
I'm sorry.
946
00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:07,140
Be cool, baby girl,
947
00:48:07,180 --> 00:48:08,540
I'm on a mission
to get my shit together.
948
00:48:08,580 --> 00:48:11,060
I applied at this commercial
realty company in Studio City,
949
00:48:11,100 --> 00:48:13,260
and this black guy,
he was the office manager
950
00:48:13,295 --> 00:48:14,460
and he's fuckin' hella cool,
951
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:16,220
you know? We're talkin'
and all that shit.
952
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,420
You know? We're just kickin' it
and all that.
953
00:48:18,460 --> 00:48:20,780
Did you, did you
check the messages?
954
00:48:22,540 --> 00:48:24,940
Four messages.
955
00:48:25,060 --> 00:48:26,580
Mr. Alonzo, I'm calling
956
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:29,140
from Sunhouse Properties
to schedule an interview.
957
00:48:29,180 --> 00:48:31,580
Honey, this is great!
958
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:34,380
Mm, mm...
Oh! Oh...
959
00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:36,300
You better call him
first thing in the morning.
960
00:48:36,335 --> 00:48:37,820
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
961
00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:41,100
Oh, damn, dog,
that shit was good, dude.
962
00:48:41,135 --> 00:48:43,540
Damn, they should give you
a fuckin' Oscar for that shit.
963
00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:55,660
You just stood there
964
00:48:55,700 --> 00:48:59,500
and you fed me a line of
bullshit like it was nothing.
965
00:48:59,620 --> 00:49:03,220
You should be
the lawyer.
966
00:49:03,260 --> 00:49:05,700
How could you just do that?
967
00:49:05,740 --> 00:49:09,260
How could you look me in the eye
and lie to me like that?
968
00:49:09,300 --> 00:49:10,300
I'm sorry.
969
00:49:10,340 --> 00:49:12,820
I'd rather you hit me.
970
00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:16,020
I'm your clown.
971
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:17,540
I'm your fucking clown.
972
00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,940
And you and Jim
are laughing at me?
973
00:49:20,980 --> 00:49:22,900
No, it's not...
974
00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:27,020
No, no, no, you are so utterly,
irrevocably busted!
975
00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:32,860
Why don't you just go play
with your little butt buddy?
976
00:49:32,900 --> 00:49:34,780
Go cook up more lies.
977
00:49:34,820 --> 00:49:36,700
You know, I bet
you're doing lines again.
978
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,300
Dude, how could you say
that shit?
979
00:49:39,340 --> 00:49:40,500
I'm not fuckin'
doing lines again.
980
00:49:40,540 --> 00:49:42,020
Yeah, right, right.
981
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:43,620
I'm not fuckin'
doing lines again!
982
00:49:43,700 --> 00:49:46,060
Right now your word
is less than shit.
983
00:49:46,095 --> 00:49:48,060
Maybe you should go.
984
00:49:48,100 --> 00:49:51,820
Just fuckin' go.
985
00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:55,820
Just fuckin'... just go, right?
986
00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:57,380
Fuck it.
I'll fuckin' go!
987
00:49:57,420 --> 00:49:58,460
Please, go. Go!
988
00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,340
Fuck it then!
I'll fuckin' go!
989
00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:01,940
Then go, Mike!
990
00:50:01,980 --> 00:50:03,060
I'm serious!
I'll fuckin' go
991
00:50:03,100 --> 00:50:04,260
except I won't fuckin'
come back!
992
00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,420
You want me to fuckin' go?!
993
00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:06,420
Fuckin' go, Mike!
994
00:50:06,460 --> 00:50:07,700
I'll fuckin' go then!
995
00:50:07,740 --> 00:50:08,660
I'll fuckin' go!
996
00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,500
Get the fuck outta here!
997
00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:20,500
Hello?
998
00:50:20,540 --> 00:50:24,060
Speaking.
999
00:50:24,100 --> 00:50:28,140
Of course, sir. Absolutely.
1000
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:31,140
Thank you very much,
Agent Richards.
1001
00:50:31,180 --> 00:50:33,140
Thank you, sir.
1002
00:50:38,060 --> 00:50:39,060
Who was that?
1003
00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:40,420
That was the feds,
my friend.
1004
00:50:40,460 --> 00:50:43,940
I've been informed that I passed
my urinalysis
1005
00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:46,300
and they would like me
to go in this morning
1006
00:50:46,340 --> 00:50:49,460
to start formal testing.
1007
00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,900
Fuck yeah, dude.
1008
00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,980
I'll be there all day,
1009
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,980
so take my ride,
get your ass a job.
1010
00:50:55,020 --> 00:50:55,980
Let's go.
1011
00:50:56,020 --> 00:50:57,260
Oh, shit!
1012
00:50:57,295 --> 00:51:00,820
Come on. Get your
parasitic ass in gear.
1013
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:08,500
I had some twisted-ass dreams
about that dude being killed.
1014
00:51:08,540 --> 00:51:10,420
I slept like a baby.
1015
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:13,740
I heard screaming.
1016
00:51:13,775 --> 00:51:15,260
What kind of tests?
1017
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:17,980
Psychological tests.
1018
00:51:18,020 --> 00:51:21,140
Geez, you're
a freakin' psycho, dude.
1019
00:51:21,180 --> 00:51:22,540
Don't answer that shit
honestly.
1020
00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:24,940
Hell no.
1021
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:28,140
They use the Minnesota
Multiphasic Inventory.
1022
00:51:28,220 --> 00:51:32,180
It's like 600 questions,
cross-referenced
1023
00:51:32,220 --> 00:51:34,140
to detect deception.
1024
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:35,620
They ask the same shit
1025
00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:37,540
six different ways.
It's lame.
1026
00:51:37,580 --> 00:51:39,340
You'll ace it.
1027
00:51:39,380 --> 00:51:42,780
Dude, I'm gonna pull it off.
1028
00:51:42,820 --> 00:51:46,260
All I needed was a shot.
1029
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,980
Gotta play the system.
1030
00:51:48,020 --> 00:51:51,220
Like a piano.
1031
00:51:59,780 --> 00:52:01,300
You done
with that crap, son?
1032
00:52:01,340 --> 00:52:02,540
Yes, sir.
1033
00:52:02,575 --> 00:52:05,100
Let's grab some coffee
while these guys finish up.
1034
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:07,140
Bring that with you.
1035
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:10,020
I see dumb people.
1036
00:52:13,020 --> 00:52:15,180
We reviewed
your LAPD package.
1037
00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:17,660
Since they ran your background,
physical and psych,
1038
00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,660
we're going with
their paper.
1039
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,220
- Navy sucks.
- Army swallows.
1040
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:23,060
Took a little work to
pry your jacket loose
1041
00:52:23,100 --> 00:52:24,460
from their people.
1042
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:26,980
They don't much like us poaching
from their applicant pool.
1043
00:52:27,020 --> 00:52:28,460
Move it, dirt bag.
1044
00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,340
Why'd they drop me?
1045
00:52:31,375 --> 00:52:33,740
Someone here make a call?
1046
00:52:33,775 --> 00:52:35,140
Nope.
1047
00:52:35,180 --> 00:52:36,420
They dropped you
on psych, Jim.
1048
00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:39,780
You blew
their profiles.