1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Sync to DEViSE: 3ddy 2 00:00:40,302 --> 00:00:44,300 All units, All Units code three persuit of 211 White S.U.V heading East on Alameda service road. 3 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:47,300 Suspects, three Aisian males. request backup immediately 4 00:00:48,301 --> 00:00:50,101 Be advised, shots fired! shots fired. 5 00:01:47,602 --> 00:01:49,002 Hancock 6 00:01:58,203 --> 00:01:59,603 What boy? 7 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,204 Bad guys. 8 00:02:10,105 --> 00:02:12,305 What do you want a cookie? Get the Hell out of my face. 9 00:02:13,906 --> 00:02:14,906 Asshole 10 00:02:15,307 --> 00:02:16,307 what? 11 00:02:16,808 --> 00:02:18,408 You heard me. 12 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,109 Asshole! 13 00:03:01,510 --> 00:03:02,510 Watch out! 14 00:03:44,813 --> 00:03:45,813 (Over radio) 15 00:03:46,314 --> 00:03:50,014 Hancock is in the car and he appears to be negotiating with the gunmen 16 00:03:50,015 --> 00:03:52,015 shhhh shhh shhhhhhh 17 00:03:54,516 --> 00:03:55,516 Fellas, fellas 18 00:03:55,817 --> 00:03:58,717 I don't give a shit what you did. I dont care. 19 00:03:58,718 --> 00:04:02,818 Three guys in the car with no girls, Rave music 20 00:04:03,519 --> 00:04:04,519 hey, I'm not going to judge 21 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,720 but if you dont pull over and give yourselves over quietly 22 00:04:09,821 --> 00:04:13,821 I swear to Christ. Your head is going up the drivers ass 23 00:04:14,222 --> 00:04:17,822 His head, is going up your ass and you drew the short stick 24 00:04:18,023 --> 00:04:20,023 cause your head is going up my ass. 25 00:04:42,124 --> 00:04:43,724 (Hellicopter Radio) 26 00:04:43,725 --> 00:04:47,325 We've just confirmed there is chaos here on the 105 27 00:04:57,126 --> 00:04:59,126 Konichiwa 28 00:04:59,427 --> 00:05:01,727 Whait! I'm not Japanese man. Let us down. 29 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:04,628 Oh, now you speak the English huh? 30 00:05:04,829 --> 00:05:06,329 Speak English now? 31 00:05:16,730 --> 00:05:18,330 You broke my Glasses 32 00:05:18,531 --> 00:05:21,031 I'm sorry. Take my Ray-Bans. 33 00:05:21,032 --> 00:05:22,032 just put us down. 34 00:05:22,033 --> 00:05:23,333 Huh? You want down? 35 00:05:23,334 --> 00:05:26,634 Ahhh. I'm real good at down. 36 00:05:26,735 --> 00:05:29,035 I'm Real good at down 37 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:30,536 Alrite? Alrite! 38 00:05:35,937 --> 00:05:39,037 This, Hancocks latest act of so-called heroics 39 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,438 took a hefty financial toll. 40 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:44,939 Initial estimates are said to top Nine Million dollars 41 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:50,340 Which, if accurate, represents a personal record for the notoriously 42 00:05:49,941 --> 00:05:55,641 publisity shy Hancock. Who, as usual, cant be reached 43 00:05:55,642 --> 00:05:57,042 for comment 44 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:58,143 (On TV) 45 00:05:57,744 --> 00:06:01,644 With all the cracks in the streets, the fires, the water damage, the fires 46 00:06:01,645 --> 00:06:04,545 L.A. would be a lot better off if this guy would just leave and let us 47 00:06:04,546 --> 00:06:07,046 get on with our jobs. He's never asked us for a badge 48 00:06:07,047 --> 00:06:09,347 He's never worked with us in any capacity 49 00:06:09,348 --> 00:06:12,148 what so-ever. Zero I dont mind if he could just 50 00:06:11,949 --> 00:06:13,949 do it somewhere else. New York maybe! 51 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,750 Let them tussel with him for a while. 52 00:06:15,951 --> 00:06:18,051 What the hell is the crane doing there? 53 00:06:18,752 --> 00:06:20,752 Move the... The crane's not gonna help idiot! 54 00:06:20,753 --> 00:06:23,253 Iwill break my foot off in your ass woman 55 00:06:23,254 --> 00:06:27,754 This Hancock guy, is surely on some kind of mission and he's using 56 00:06:27,755 --> 00:06:31,855 our city to beat himself up for reasons known only to him.... 57 00:06:41,656 --> 00:06:45,056 Sir. Ray Embry Ray. Pleasure 58 00:06:44,357 --> 00:06:47,857 So? Ray's like the Bono of P.R. 59 00:06:49,658 --> 00:06:53,058 Actually, Bono is like the Bono of P.R. but i do try 60 00:06:53,059 --> 00:06:55,559 Well... Lets see it. Ok 61 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,860 I'll get right into it. Goodmorning everyone 62 00:06:57,861 --> 00:07:01,961 I'm here to talk to you about charitable giving 63 00:07:01,962 --> 00:07:05,362 ok and we all know the way that that works is you give one maybe 64 00:07:05,363 --> 00:07:09,463 two percent of your net cash and you get and arm band or a wrist band 65 00:07:09,464 --> 00:07:12,064 or a ribbon or whatever it is It's nowhere near enough 66 00:07:12,065 --> 00:07:15,665 and thats why we, at Embry Publicity would like to offer you.. 67 00:07:15,766 --> 00:07:18,066 The All Heart symbol. Now.. 68 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:22,467 you would be among a very select group 69 00:07:22,168 --> 00:07:25,768 of corporate giants to bare this logo on your product 70 00:07:25,969 --> 00:07:28,869 and what this would say to the public 71 00:07:29,470 --> 00:07:33,270 is that your company, Phara Thompsis, Has made a radical contribution.. 72 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:37,371 to helping our world. And here's all you need to do to qualify. 73 00:07:37,372 --> 00:07:43,372 Your new T.B. drug, Micodine, we would like you to give that 74 00:07:43,373 --> 00:07:45,473 product away for free. 75 00:07:47,474 --> 00:07:49,474 Did you say free? I did. 76 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:54,675 Only to those that really need it. Only to those who, without it, 77 00:07:54,676 --> 00:07:56,676 would other wise die. 78 00:07:56,677 --> 00:08:00,277 well, it is a concept thats up there with.. leathal side affects 79 00:08:00,278 --> 00:08:03,678 Mandatory product recall. Get indicted, go to jail 80 00:08:03,679 --> 00:08:06,279 Get out, work at IHop for the rest of your life 81 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,180 Understandable reactions. A radical concept but. 82 00:08:09,181 --> 00:08:13,381 It is the brand that represents a fairer and better world 83 00:08:13,382 --> 00:08:18,682 The brand that everyone is talking about 84 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:20,583 Who is everyone? 85 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,784 We do already have a sports franchise. 86 00:08:23,785 --> 00:08:26,985 NFL? MBA? MLB? Soccer. 87 00:08:26,986 --> 00:08:30,086 MLS? Which team? 88 00:08:30,187 --> 00:08:32,487 Well, It's a local team. Inceno Hurricanes. 89 00:08:32,488 --> 00:08:35,088 My sons team. Anyway... 90 00:08:35,089 --> 00:08:41,489 We can save the world. Alright. Someones just gotta go first 91 00:08:41,490 --> 00:08:44,490 What do you say? 92 00:08:45,091 --> 00:08:47,091 Are you a crackpot? 93 00:08:55,692 --> 00:08:58,292 Hey hun. You're probably at the store 94 00:08:58,293 --> 00:09:01,593 I am on my way. I think i made a connection 95 00:09:02,794 --> 00:09:06,594 Not really... Listen, tell Arron that i'm coming and I 96 00:09:06,595 --> 00:09:10,195 Damnit! And I want some meatballs ok? 97 00:09:10,196 --> 00:09:14,196 I need some Spagetti madness and I'll see you in about 20 minutes. 98 00:09:14,197 --> 00:09:16,497 Hey, What is it National Horn Day? 99 00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,298 Idiot. 100 00:09:22,299 --> 00:09:23,299 Hey. 101 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,500 Hey! 102 00:09:24,901 --> 00:09:25,901 HEY!! 103 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:28,202 Move it theres a train coming! 104 00:09:28,203 --> 00:09:29,703 You dont hear that horn? 105 00:09:30,204 --> 00:09:32,604 Lets go I gotta train... 106 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,605 Move it!! 107 00:09:34,406 --> 00:09:36,406 Back your car up Theres a train 108 00:09:36,406 --> 00:09:39,206 I cant go anywhere. Get out! 109 00:09:39,207 --> 00:09:40,207 Son of a bitch! 110 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,608 Fix the handle Ray fix the handle. 111 00:09:56,209 --> 00:09:58,209 (Train Engineer) Get off the tracks. Move!!! 112 00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:10,910 You alrite? 113 00:10:15,511 --> 00:10:16,511 You sure? 114 00:10:19,512 --> 00:10:21,212 (Crowd yelling) 115 00:10:47,513 --> 00:10:49,513 Ahhh Shit. 116 00:10:49,514 --> 00:10:51,414 I'm alrite. I'm ok. 117 00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:52,915 All you people. 118 00:10:52,916 --> 00:10:55,216 Blocking the intersection... 119 00:10:55,317 --> 00:10:57,417 You're all idiots. 120 00:10:57,318 --> 00:11:00,518 you're the one that threw the dudes car at her. 121 00:11:00,219 --> 00:11:01,619 And whats withe the train? 122 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:04,620 Why did'nt you just go strait up into the air with the car? 123 00:11:04,621 --> 00:11:08,121 Yeah! Go strait up. You've obviously injured that poor woman 124 00:11:08,122 --> 00:11:09,122 (crowd) Yeah! 125 00:11:09,123 --> 00:11:11,423 She's right. She should sue you! 126 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:15,523 OK.. Well, you should sue McDonalds cause they fucked you up alrite. 127 00:11:15,524 --> 00:11:16,524 (crowd jeering) 128 00:11:16,525 --> 00:11:20,125 And I can smell that liquor on your breath. 129 00:11:20,126 --> 00:11:22,226 Cause I've been drinking bitch! 130 00:11:22,227 --> 00:11:24,327 You're a drunk And a bum. 131 00:11:24,427 --> 00:11:28,427 (crowd continues to jeer) 132 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,328 (Whistle) Shut Up!!! 133 00:11:37,329 --> 00:11:41,029 Dont you people understand? I get to go home and see my family. 134 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:43,330 I should be dead right now. Right here. 135 00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:47,231 Yeah, he could have gone strait up Obviously you should have gone strait up. 136 00:11:47,232 --> 00:11:49,432 you know, and I was upside down for the train. But umm... 137 00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:52,933 No. Thank you. 138 00:11:53,734 --> 00:11:57,334 Thank you very much Hancock. Thank you. 139 00:11:57,335 --> 00:11:58,335 Thank you Hancock. 140 00:12:01,636 --> 00:12:04,536 You're not flying by the Valley are you? 141 00:12:12,137 --> 00:12:15,137 Alrite, one guy will be right here. when he hikes the ball... 142 00:12:15,138 --> 00:12:17,438 when he says hike... You gotta drop back... 143 00:12:21,239 --> 00:12:22,239 Great. Thank you. 144 00:12:23,140 --> 00:12:27,040 I say the driveway would have been better but.. 145 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:28,041 What's going on dad? Hey buddie. 146 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:31,942 Daddy's had a little bit of a day.. look at you huh.. 147 00:12:31,943 --> 00:12:35,143 I want you to meet somebody. This guy here dragging the car 148 00:12:35,144 --> 00:12:36,644 into the driveway 149 00:12:37,045 --> 00:12:38,945 Who's this? Hancock! 150 00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:40,946 Thats right.. Hancock, this is my boy Arron. 151 00:12:41,047 --> 00:12:42,047 Oh my God, Ray? What happened to the car? 152 00:12:42,048 --> 00:12:47,748 Oh boy, you would not have believed it I came this close to getting hit by 153 00:12:47,749 --> 00:12:51,049 a train.. If it wasn't for that guy.. he saved my life. 154 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:54,150 Hancock, this is my wife Marry. Believe it or not pal, I almost kissed 155 00:12:54,151 --> 00:12:56,951 a train today.. Saw my whole life flash before my eyes 156 00:12:56,952 --> 00:12:59,552 He saved your life? He sure did. Thank you. 157 00:12:59,553 --> 00:13:01,953 Yeah, you good? I'm good yes. 158 00:13:01,954 --> 00:13:04,154 Keep it off the tracks. I will. Definately. 159 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:12,955 One Second.. umm, Hancock you eat yes? Human food? 160 00:13:12,956 --> 00:13:14,656 Yes. You like meatballs? 161 00:13:14,457 --> 00:13:17,057 No. Arron, sweetheart, he has to go and do other things. 162 00:13:17,058 --> 00:13:18,058 I love meatballs. 163 00:13:18,059 --> 00:13:21,959 Who's so busy they cant have a meal huh? And it's on us. Please? 164 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,460 I'm not even gonna take no for an answer get inside the house 165 00:13:49,661 --> 00:13:52,361 Why do you have an eagle on your head? 166 00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:55,362 uhhhh? Do you like eagles? 167 00:13:55,463 --> 00:13:58,363 This guy is like a little talking machine huh? 168 00:13:58,364 --> 00:14:00,364 We don't have a lot of guests over. 169 00:14:00,365 --> 00:14:03,365 Look at that huh.. Hun, Is the heat on? 170 00:14:03,366 --> 00:14:06,266 No? Alright. 171 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:10,467 We started Spagetti madness about two years ago. we do it every Thursday 172 00:14:10,468 --> 00:14:15,168 and we havent missed a Thursday in... Ever. 173 00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:17,369 Oh? ever, Thats a long time. Yes sir. 174 00:14:17,370 --> 00:14:18,770 Very long time. 175 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:20,371 Thats some good meatballs boy. 176 00:14:20,672 --> 00:14:24,172 Arron. Mama's calling you. 177 00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:26,073 yes maam? No. His name is Arron. 178 00:14:26,274 --> 00:14:29,074 Hey, Arron pal, How was school today huh? 179 00:14:29,075 --> 00:14:30,075 Fine. 180 00:14:29,275 --> 00:14:32,275 Yeah? No more problems with that bully Michael? 181 00:14:32,276 --> 00:14:33,276 Michele. 182 00:14:33,277 --> 00:14:35,777 Michele huh? Yeah, it's French 183 00:14:37,278 --> 00:14:40,378 Michele, Hancock is this.. Hancock? Michele is this neighborhood 184 00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:45,079 bully. We've been trying to teach Arron about conflict resolution. 185 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:46,480 hmmm... Know what i mean? 186 00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:48,681 Yeah, Turn the other cheek and all that? 187 00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,582 Thats exactly right. 188 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:53,083 uh huh, Well just dont ever turn that one alrite. 189 00:14:53,484 --> 00:14:55,184 Never let them punk you. 190 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,985 Got it. Ok Arron. Eat your food. 191 00:14:56,986 --> 00:15:00,586 The way you deal with bullies is you take you right foot... 192 00:15:00,587 --> 00:15:02,087 bring it right up.. catch him in his little piss punk. 193 00:15:02,088 --> 00:15:04,488 You dont have to do that honey. ok? 194 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:07,389 It's a good idea. You aim strait.. 195 00:15:07,390 --> 00:15:10,490 Make sure he cant use that thing for nothing but a flap to keep the dust 196 00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:12,591 out of his buttcrack. Ok, Please. 197 00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:16,692 Just stop. Michele is not a man. He's a little boy ok. And his parents 198 00:15:16,693 --> 00:15:20,293 happen to be going through a really bad divorce and 199 00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,394 thats why he's acting up. And maybe you dont know this but 200 00:15:23,395 --> 00:15:25,895 not everything in this world gets resolved by brute force 201 00:15:25,896 --> 00:15:29,696 Not everything has to be bang, scream, blood, more blood. 202 00:15:29,697 --> 00:15:32,297 there is just so much distruction.. Angel! 203 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,698 She watches so much news... That sometimes it gets to be 204 00:15:35,699 --> 00:15:37,499 a little too much. 205 00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:39,400 you got a toilet? 206 00:15:40,401 --> 00:15:42,301 yup. Yeah, just past the fridge. 207 00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:50,302 Did he... Just take the wiskey bottle to the bathroom? 208 00:15:50,303 --> 00:15:52,503 Do you want him to kill us all? 209 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:54,504 Thanks for coming on in. Good right? 210 00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:57,005 Very. Yeah. Yeah. You want to say goodbye to him? 211 00:15:57,006 --> 00:15:58,906 Goodbye Hancock. Hey, Alright little buddy. 212 00:16:00,007 --> 00:16:02,107 Ahhhhhh! Are you ok? 213 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:03,908 Yeah. It was a joke 214 00:16:03,908 --> 00:16:06,308 Come on Arron. Sorry, I was just trying to... 215 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:09,509 He got it. She didnt get it I owe you more than I can say 216 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,810 you gave my life back to me today. Just hear me out for one second.. 217 00:16:11,811 --> 00:16:14,011 I'd like to return the favor. Do you know what i do for a living? 218 00:16:14,012 --> 00:16:16,012 I'm in public relations. You know what thats is? 219 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,713 Of course you do. We're image consultants. We change 220 00:16:17,714 --> 00:16:20,514 the way people see products, companies People and all that 221 00:16:20,515 --> 00:16:26,415 and I see you on the news, out there today and it can't feel good that people 222 00:16:26,416 --> 00:16:28,916 you know.. Hate you. It's ahh.. Good to meet you Ray. 223 00:16:28,917 --> 00:16:33,117 Im sorry but, hear me out but people should love you 224 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,018 They really should okay? 225 00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:38,119 Now I want to deliver that for you. that's the least I could do. 226 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,620 You're a Super Hero . 227 00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:42,421 kids should be running up to you asking you for your autograph. 228 00:16:42,422 --> 00:16:44,222 People should be cherring you in the streets you know? 229 00:16:44,223 --> 00:16:45,523 What the hell are you pricks looking at? 230 00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:47,924 uh no no no, shhh... no no it's alright 231 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:49,925 no no they are not pricks they're just the people. 232 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:53,326 But, I just want you to give me just one short pitch. 233 00:16:53,327 --> 00:16:56,427 you know.. that's all I ask Okay? 234 00:16:56,428 --> 00:16:59,428 You use... put it under here? 235 00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:02,229 Ha... How about there? 236 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:06,130 Email me.. whatever.. fly on over I dont know. 237 00:17:06,131 --> 00:17:08,231 I'll let you think about it. 238 00:17:08,232 --> 00:17:10,532 ok? you just be carefull buddy. I'll let you sleep on it alrite? 239 00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:14,133 You get back to me? I'll be right here. 240 00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:18,234 Alright Please don't stare you guys. He's kind of one of us. 241 00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:21,935 (dog barking) 242 00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:24,836 So what about All Heart? 243 00:17:24,837 --> 00:17:26,837 It's a non starter babe You know.. 244 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,938 I'm chasing wind mills with that and maybe I can't change the world 245 00:17:29,939 --> 00:17:32,139 but I can change this guy's life and you know Just think about 246 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,140 all the good he can do 247 00:17:33,141 --> 00:17:35,341 I think your just wasting your time with this guy. 248 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:38,742 You really hate him. Hate? I don't hate him,Ray. 249 00:17:38,743 --> 00:17:39,743 I don't even know the guy. 250 00:17:40,644 --> 00:17:43,544 just look at the news, 251 00:17:42,945 --> 00:17:44,745 you can see what he does. 252 00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:47,146 I think he just needs people to care, you know? 253 00:17:49,347 --> 00:17:52,947 You see the good in everybody Ray, even sometimes when it's not there. 254 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:57,448 I have a feeling about this, don't work with the guy. 255 00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:03,649 I know this kind of guy, he breaks things. 256 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,350 (Slow Violin music) 257 00:19:52,951 --> 00:19:53,951 (Regae Music) 258 00:20:00,352 --> 00:20:03,452 My bad, everybody alright? (I'm going to get my Mommie) 259 00:20:04,653 --> 00:20:06,653 French accesnt.. He is an asshole! 260 00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:16,554 What's your name boy? Michele. 261 00:20:17,355 --> 00:20:21,955 ooo.. do you, you know Arron? Wee, la petit asshole. 262 00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:28,456 Well ahh... Seems to be a pretty good kid. 263 00:20:28,057 --> 00:20:30,957 I just want to ask you to lay off him a little bit. 264 00:20:31,158 --> 00:20:32,358 Why asshole? 265 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,359 You're gonna stop calling me that. asshole. 266 00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:41,060 That's not my name. Assssshole. 267 00:20:45,961 --> 00:20:49,061 Call me an asshole one more time. 268 00:20:53,262 --> 00:20:56,362 (whispering) asssho.. Michele screaming. 269 00:20:57,863 --> 00:20:59,563 How 'bout you thickness? 270 00:21:00,664 --> 00:21:01,664 googles? 271 00:21:02,065 --> 00:21:05,365 Hancock, you son of a gun. I knew you'd come. 272 00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:07,666 Ask Mary, I had a feeling. Yeah, Yeah. 273 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,167 I said he heard me and hes ready for a change. Right, right. 274 00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:12,268 You do this? You come in a little hot? 275 00:21:12,269 --> 00:21:14,169 I'll.. I'll meet you in the house. See. This is a grat place to start. 276 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,670 I know you dont drive... Ahh Damnit. 277 00:21:15,671 --> 00:21:18,671 Michele screaming 278 00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:22,172 Alrite, alrite. You'll be alrite. 279 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:25,373 Daaad.. Daddy... Mommy.. 280 00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:27,574 Stop crying punk ass. Go ahead. 281 00:21:28,275 --> 00:21:30,475 Not ok. He's alrite. 282 00:21:30,776 --> 00:21:32,876 Really not ok. 283 00:21:32,877 --> 00:21:35,377 This is some of the stuff we're going to work on. 284 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:37,478 How do think that conversation is going to go down with his mom? 285 00:21:37,479 --> 00:21:40,579 landing like that in the street is also on the uncool side. 286 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:42,680 naaa, that was already like that when i got here. 287 00:21:42,981 --> 00:21:45,381 I live here. I know what the streets look like. 288 00:21:45,382 --> 00:21:46,682 we're just gonna make those problems of the past. 289 00:21:46,683 --> 00:21:49,283 Im going to teach you how to interface with the public. 290 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:50,584 Where's the wife? 291 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,485 Ahh, Marry took Arron to his soccer game. 292 00:21:52,486 --> 00:21:55,286 Hancock, Pulled some stuff up on YouTube. 293 00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:59,787 A supprising large amount of not great stuff on you but it's gonna be helpfull 294 00:21:59,788 --> 00:22:03,388 What is this? Thats me trying to change the world. 295 00:22:04,089 --> 00:22:05,989 Unfortunatly not doing real well. 296 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:10,490 come on. Lets get to you. This stuff was on YouTube. 297 00:22:10,791 --> 00:22:12,791 Now, everybody loves a Nutty Buddy I get it. 298 00:22:12,792 --> 00:22:14,592 But this doesnt work sir. 299 00:22:14,593 --> 00:22:16,493 Hey, give me a Nutty Buddy. 300 00:22:16,494 --> 00:22:17,994 (kids creaming) 301 00:22:18,395 --> 00:22:20,395 Mom, Mom, MOM!!! 302 00:22:22,396 --> 00:22:24,296 Those are... Children. 303 00:22:27,297 --> 00:22:28,797 Get that camera out of my face. 304 00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,098 You ever uh... 305 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,299 put out an appartment fire Ray? 306 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:34,500 No. I've never done that. I'm in P.R. 307 00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:36,501 My ass was hot. 308 00:22:37,502 --> 00:22:40,502 Alright. How 'bout this? This is Walter, the grey whale 309 00:22:40,503 --> 00:22:43,303 everybody remembers him stuck on the beach in MonteZuma 310 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,604 Along comes Hancock... 311 00:22:56,305 --> 00:23:01,405 I dont even remember that. Yeah.. Greenpeace Does. Walter does. 312 00:23:01,406 --> 00:23:03,406 This all gets redundant after a while, 313 00:23:04,806 --> 00:23:08,206 but my basic diagnosis of your fundamental problem is.. 314 00:23:08,207 --> 00:23:09,907 Wanna hear it? No. 315 00:23:09,908 --> 00:23:11,608 You're and asshole 316 00:23:12,009 --> 00:23:15,009 I know. I call it like I see it though. It's not a crime to be an asshole 317 00:23:15,010 --> 00:23:18,110 but it's very counterproductive. Not a crime but you are an asshole. 318 00:23:18,111 --> 00:23:20,111 dont you think? Be careful. 319 00:23:20,912 --> 00:23:22,812 Alright, How about this? 320 00:23:22,813 --> 00:23:27,113 I've been thinking about something. This kinda goes to how you present yourself. 321 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,114 Come on, Really? It's the middle of the day. 322 00:23:29,115 --> 00:23:33,015 What springs to mind... When you see this? 323 00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:35,516 Homo 324 00:23:37,317 --> 00:23:38,617 How 'bout that? Homo in red 325 00:23:42,818 --> 00:23:44,618 Norwegian homo. I'll give ya that. 326 00:23:44,919 --> 00:23:47,919 Let's move past the comics. Lets get into something deaper 327 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:53,920 I think... That deap down you behave badly because you are lonely 328 00:23:53,921 --> 00:23:56,521 I think deep down you want peoples acceptance. 329 00:23:56,922 --> 00:24:00,222 come on now, you save peoples lives and they reject you 330 00:24:00,223 --> 00:24:02,123 so you reject them back. 331 00:24:04,124 --> 00:24:07,024 and we're switch that cycle. We're gonna start fresh, start new. 332 00:24:07,025 --> 00:24:11,225 This is outstanding. If you turn some of this power into will-power 333 00:24:11,626 --> 00:24:14,926 Hey Hancock! We almost won. 334 00:24:14,927 --> 00:24:18,327 Yeah we did. ok, up stairs. I'm making lunch. Go change. 335 00:24:18,328 --> 00:24:19,328 Hey sweetheart. 336 00:24:21,529 --> 00:24:24,229 were you watching the news? No. we've been working on Hancock 337 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,330 enterfacing with the public. enterfacing with the public. 338 00:24:27,331 --> 00:24:28,831 This has been on all day. 339 00:24:28,832 --> 00:24:30,832 (on tv) The law, is the law Mr. Hancock. 340 00:24:30,833 --> 00:24:35,033 And you are not above it. Felony distruction of property 341 00:24:35,034 --> 00:24:39,134 Amounting to tens of millions of dollars, theft and now this. 342 00:24:39,135 --> 00:24:43,835 From where i sit... I see a selfish self absorbed man, 343 00:24:43,836 --> 00:24:48,036 With a lot of mussle, but no regard for anyone but yourself. 344 00:24:48,037 --> 00:24:53,537 Mr Hancock. Let me remind you. You are not above the law. 345 00:24:53,538 --> 00:24:59,038 You have failed to show at over 600 subpoenas and civil suits. 346 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:02,939 Anybody else would be held in contempt. But, Oh no, not you. 347 00:25:02,940 --> 00:25:06,340 You may be a super-hero but let me tell you this. 348 00:25:06,341 --> 00:25:09,941 You're not nearly as strong as the U.S. Constitution. 349 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,842 Bank on it buddy! 350 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:15,243 Genious. Things just got real. This is exactly what we needed. 351 00:25:15,244 --> 00:25:17,944 This is perfect. Right now there is a D.A. trying to figure out how to come up here 352 00:25:17,945 --> 00:25:21,345 and put you in jail. Bitch can try. 353 00:25:21,346 --> 00:25:23,746 I say you go. 354 00:25:25,847 --> 00:25:28,547 People take you for granted you know? We gotta make people miss you. 355 00:25:28,548 --> 00:25:30,948 People don't like you Hancock. (Arron) I do. 356 00:25:30,949 --> 00:25:35,349 Two weeks. You know? The public will be clammering for you. When they do.. 357 00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:41,350 We'll be ready. And uh, worst case scenario is I'm wrong and you just fly out of there. 358 00:25:41,351 --> 00:25:43,351 what do you have to lose ? 359 00:25:51,852 --> 00:25:52,852 (Crowd Clammering) 360 00:26:01,553 --> 00:26:05,553 I apologise to the people of Los Angeles. But my behavior has been improper 361 00:26:05,554 --> 00:26:07,254 and i accept the consequences. 362 00:26:07,955 --> 00:26:12,955 I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. 363 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:14,656 (crowd yelling) You're and asshole! 364 00:26:18,957 --> 00:26:23,357 Life here can be difficult for me. After-all I'm the only one of my kind. 365 00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:26,458 During my incarceration I will be partisapating in Alcohol and 366 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,259 anger management treatment. 367 00:26:36,460 --> 00:26:39,960 You deserve better from me. I can be better. I wiil be better. 368 00:26:46,761 --> 00:26:48,961 Give me the hand playboy. 369 00:27:30,762 --> 00:27:32,562 Oh, I get it. 370 00:27:32,663 --> 00:27:36,763 I put some uh.. well most of you in here. 371 00:27:38,464 --> 00:27:40,464 (Inmate agreeing) 372 00:27:40,865 --> 00:27:44,165 I can understand you feeling some kind of way about that. 373 00:27:45,566 --> 00:27:50,366 Uh.. so... I'm gonna do me. And I'm gonna let you do you 374 00:27:50,767 --> 00:27:52,667 I.. I.. Dont want no trouble. 375 00:27:52,868 --> 00:27:54,668 Alright? 376 00:27:55,469 --> 00:27:57,469 I just want to go to my cell. 377 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:02,170 Excuse me. 378 00:28:04,971 --> 00:28:06,971 Excuse me please. 379 00:28:13,672 --> 00:28:17,672 If you don't move.. Your head is going up his ass. 380 00:28:20,273 --> 00:28:21,273 (Inmates all laughing) 381 00:28:24,374 --> 00:28:26,374 Ya'll fellas sure you want to ride this train? 382 00:28:26,975 --> 00:28:28,875 Choo Choo asshole. 383 00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,776 ohh. (pants ripping) 384 00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:34,076 (crowd) Ohhhhhhh!!! 385 00:28:36,677 --> 00:28:40,777 (Theme from Sanford And Son playing) 386 00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:56,378 Did you shove one man's head up another man's ass? 387 00:29:03,079 --> 00:29:05,779 alright we are gonna circle back to that. 388 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,080 The DA's office wants your sentence to run 8 years. 389 00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,981 it's a big number, but not something we didn't anticipate 390 00:29:11,982 --> 00:29:14,582 you know our plan is to.. what are you doing? 391 00:29:14,583 --> 00:29:15,583 Hey hey hey hey hey! 392 00:29:22,184 --> 00:29:26,084 it sounded like you said they want me to spend 8 years in this shithole? 393 00:29:26,085 --> 00:29:28,685 8 years is more like 4 1/2 with good behavior 394 00:29:29,386 --> 00:29:33,086 but it's erelavant' beacause with you out of the picture 395 00:29:33,387 --> 00:29:36,287 and with the crime rate going up through the roof 396 00:29:36,288 --> 00:29:39,288 The D.A. and the cops are going to call for your immedate release 397 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:41,289 and they are going to demand it. They 're gonna ask you.. 398 00:29:41,290 --> 00:29:43,190 Where you going? Hey! 399 00:29:43,691 --> 00:29:46,191 Stop right there. Hancock. Hancock! 400 00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:47,892 Get Back! 401 00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:49,593 You're a coward! 402 00:29:50,193 --> 00:29:52,493 Who you talking to Ray? I'm talking to you! 403 00:29:52,794 --> 00:29:55,894 Who you talking to Ray? Stop pretending that you dont care. 404 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,495 You've got a calling. You're a hero Hancock. You're going to be 405 00:29:58,496 --> 00:30:01,796 miserable the rest of your life Untill you accept that. 406 00:30:02,497 --> 00:30:05,997 Trust me. Trust this plan. This process Just stay in here 407 00:30:05,998 --> 00:30:09,698 When they call, A hero is what we are going to give them. 408 00:30:10,699 --> 00:30:13,399 How we gonna do that Ray? 409 00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:18,300 Aright guys uh.. Lets start sharing. Don? 410 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:19,901 Yeah. You had something? 411 00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:25,802 Yeah I.. I uh.. think i might have had a little bit of a break-through 412 00:30:25,803 --> 00:30:26,803 Good for you. 413 00:30:27,704 --> 00:30:33,604 Yeah, I realize that breaking necks is easy but uh.. I'm sitting there 414 00:30:33,605 --> 00:30:36,505 and i'm stairing at myself in the mirror 415 00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:41,006 and I thought... This is tough. 416 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:43,507 ha ha ha Why do you always laugh? 417 00:30:43,508 --> 00:30:46,108 Picturing you look at the mirror scares the shit out of me. 418 00:30:46,409 --> 00:30:50,509 Everytime i'm talking it completely ruins the cycle. 419 00:30:50,510 --> 00:30:52,810 lets watch the cross talk. Ok? 420 00:30:52,811 --> 00:30:54,811 I'm not gonna share anymore if he keeps doing that. 421 00:30:54,812 --> 00:30:57,312 no no no no no no Keep sharing. Lets move on. 422 00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:02,413 Mr. Hancock? Do you want to share today? 423 00:31:02,314 --> 00:31:04,014 Pass. 424 00:31:04,015 --> 00:31:07,415 your landing is your first impression it's your supre-hero handshake 425 00:31:07,416 --> 00:31:10,516 Dont come in so hot ok? Dont come in too drunk. 426 00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:13,017 And dont come in and land on a 100 thousand dollar Mercedes alright? 427 00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:14,918 People have to be happy that you've arrived. 428 00:31:15,819 --> 00:31:17,819 Mr. Hancock, you share? 429 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,120 Pass So you've used the door. 430 00:31:22,121 --> 00:31:24,821 The building is still intact. People are happy that you've arrived. 431 00:31:24,822 --> 00:31:26,922 They feel safe now. There's an officer there 432 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:29,323 and he�s done a good job So you might want to tell him 433 00:31:29,324 --> 00:31:32,124 he�s done a good job. What the hell did I have to come for Ray, 434 00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,525 if he�s done a good job? 435 00:31:44,026 --> 00:31:45,726 (Inmates chatter) Man. Oh come on man... 436 00:31:45,727 --> 00:31:48,127 (Radio announcer) KBLA Radio AM 850 437 00:31:48,128 --> 00:31:52,128 Today�s big story is no surprise here... Hancock. What�s your take? 438 00:31:52,129 --> 00:31:54,229 (Male voice) I for one have had enough of this guy 439 00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:57,830 I�m glad he is doing time around bars And I hope they don�t let him off easy 440 00:31:57,831 --> 00:31:59,431 Let my cousin Pookie out. 441 00:31:59,432 --> 00:32:02,632 You know I see you don�t wear a bullet proof vest security officer 442 00:32:02,633 --> 00:32:05,533 And I respect your courage Because bullets don�t bounce of you 443 00:32:05,534 --> 00:32:06,734 they bounce off me 444 00:32:10,935 --> 00:32:14,135 (Female Voice) This city is being run be gangs and drug dealers 445 00:32:14,136 --> 00:32:16,336 Hancock is the only guy that makes them shake in there boots 446 00:32:16,337 --> 00:32:18,437 He doesn�t always tie a pretty ribbon around it but he gets the job done 447 00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:19,838 Besides he�s hot! 448 00:32:20,339 --> 00:32:23,239 Let me hear you say it. Let me hear you say good job. 449 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:26,340 G... 450 00:32:27,241 --> 00:32:28,241 Go... 451 00:32:28,242 --> 00:32:32,242 Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? Pass 452 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:35,043 Gooooooo d 453 00:32:36,444 --> 00:32:40,344 Goo od Go od J 454 00:32:41,945 --> 00:32:46,245 Go od Jo Go od jooooob 455 00:32:46,246 --> 00:32:47,846 Good job 456 00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:50,047 Jail watch day 5 457 00:32:50,048 --> 00:32:52,548 And True to his word Hancock remains incarcerated 458 00:32:52,549 --> 00:32:57,449 Meanwhile crime is still on the rise LAPD is recording increases 459 00:32:57,450 --> 00:33:01,550 of up to 30% in the last 5 days that Hancock has been behind bars 460 00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:10,051 Hancock!!! Hey Hancock!!! Hey little buddy. 461 00:33:11,552 --> 00:33:12,852 We brought you something. Hey Hey 462 00:33:13,953 --> 00:33:16,353 Hey what�s up Hancock? Whoo!! 463 00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:18,440 Where�s uh, where�s Ray? 464 00:33:18,441 --> 00:33:19,941 No it�s just us Ray�s working. 465 00:33:19,942 --> 00:33:25,042 Aaron really wanted to come and see you So we just dropped by with some Spaghetti madness 466 00:33:25,043 --> 00:33:27,343 Ha ha.. I should probably let the guard check for keys and� 467 00:33:27,344 --> 00:33:30,544 No no Okay, here you go 468 00:33:32,945 --> 00:33:36,245 Alright you brought me meatballs uh? Dig in. 469 00:33:36,246 --> 00:33:37,246 Aw man look at that�look at that 470 00:33:43,947 --> 00:33:46,347 That�s a good meatball Thanks Hancock 471 00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:53,048 Ray�s a good man. 472 00:34:02,049 --> 00:34:04,249 Whatever this is your doing, don�t let him down 473 00:34:05,050 --> 00:34:06,050 okay? 474 00:34:08,751 --> 00:34:12,151 Okay, Well we should probably go buddy Already? 475 00:34:12,152 --> 00:34:14,552 Yeah, I said... I wanna stay with Hancock 476 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:17,053 Sweetheart we have to go Come on, say goodbye to Hancock 477 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:20,954 Here Hancock, it�s my favorite one And I want you to have it 478 00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:23,655 That was very sweet. Come here 479 00:34:42,056 --> 00:34:45,356 Mr. Hancock, would you like to share? Pass 480 00:34:45,757 --> 00:34:46,757 (talking indistinctly) 481 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,958 (soft music) 482 00:35:42,759 --> 00:35:44,659 For when they call 483 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,460 I ain�t wearing that Ray Yes you are 484 00:35:51,461 --> 00:35:53,061 Oh no I�m not No, you are 485 00:35:53,062 --> 00:35:55,662 Actually I�m not Ray You think you�re not but you are. 486 00:35:56,463 --> 00:36:00,163 I will fight crime butt ass naked Before I fight it in that Ray 487 00:36:00,164 --> 00:36:05,064 You know you have fought naked, we�ve got that That�s on You tube. 488 00:36:05,065 --> 00:36:08,765 Hancock, this is a uniform A uniform represents purpose 489 00:36:08,766 --> 00:36:11,366 Doctors, police men, firemen, right? Right.. 490 00:36:11,367 --> 00:36:13,967 It represents a calling... It�s been 2 weeks. 491 00:36:13,968 --> 00:36:17,068 yeah? Nobody out there is missing me Ray 492 00:36:17,969 --> 00:36:20,669 Just be patient, you got to trust me on this Alright? 493 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,970 (Guard) perimeter breech Perimeter breach 494 00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:55,771 alarm sounds (inmates yelling) 495 00:37:14,372 --> 00:37:19,772 Mr. Hancock, it�s your share pass 496 00:37:23,573 --> 00:37:25,973 Come on man try it, let it out Come on John 497 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:27,574 (all) come on I don�t have nothing 498 00:37:28,575 --> 00:37:33,375 There�s nothing on your mind Come on John.. Do it do it 499 00:37:34,276 --> 00:37:36,376 It�s not fair It feels good to release man 500 00:37:36,377 --> 00:37:39,477 Let it heal. Come on man try it Come in here all these days and you 501 00:37:39,478 --> 00:37:40,478 don�t have anything to share? 502 00:37:42,979 --> 00:37:47,079 I�m uh Hancock and I uh drink and stuff 503 00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:54,180 Alright Thanks for sharing Okay 504 00:37:54,181 --> 00:37:56,981 Thank you Appreciated it 505 00:37:56,982 --> 00:38:00,082 Let�s all clap (clapping and cheering) 506 00:38:13,183 --> 00:38:17,983 (door unlocking) Hey, Hancock� Come on get up 507 00:38:17,984 --> 00:38:20,284 Grunting You got a phone call. 508 00:38:20,285 --> 00:38:23,385 Take a message. It�s the Chief of Police. 509 00:38:24,786 --> 00:38:25,986 Says he needs your help 510 00:38:49,687 --> 00:38:52,787 (News Reporter) The trapped officer�s husband is 511 00:38:52,788 --> 00:38:53,788 Working with� Indistinct.. 512 00:38:55,089 --> 00:38:57,789 He was killed last year in Iraq Leaving her 2 small children 513 00:38:57,790 --> 00:39:01,790 We are waiting for the latest news But apparently there are 3 suspects 514 00:39:01,791 --> 00:39:03,291 And talks are.... What�s going on? 515 00:39:03,692 --> 00:39:06,092 (gun fire) Let them have it. Stay down 516 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:08,693 Stay down Yelling, gun fire and screams 517 00:39:08,694 --> 00:39:11,994 Stay down!! Get down!! (Machine gun fire) 518 00:39:19,095 --> 00:39:23,095 Let�s go�Everybody gotta get back Back back MOVE!! 519 00:39:36,696 --> 00:39:40,696 Got perimeter set up on the north, east and south sides The west side is open 520 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,597 Here we go.. Don�t break the building Don�t break the building 521 00:40:00,998 --> 00:40:01,998 What? 522 00:40:06,799 --> 00:40:08,399 It�s a little tight Whatcha got? 523 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:12,200 Bank job. Got at least 8 hostages, and 4 bad guys 524 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:14,401 Got an officers pinned down and we can�t get to her. 525 00:40:14,702 --> 00:40:16,602 They been spraying the hell out of us all morning. 526 00:40:17,803 --> 00:40:22,003 And they got some kind of heavy artillery 50 caliber or bigger. 527 00:40:22,004 --> 00:40:24,604 I don�t know if that matters to you? I�m good 528 00:40:26,605 --> 00:40:27,605 Oh�ummm� 529 00:40:31,906 --> 00:40:33,506 Good Job. 530 00:40:35,607 --> 00:40:37,907 Good job really good job 531 00:41:15,308 --> 00:41:18,408 (lots of gun fire) It�s Hancock!! 532 00:41:25,109 --> 00:41:26,809 Take him out 533 00:41:30,010 --> 00:41:34,310 Good job. Do I have permission to touch you body? 534 00:41:34,311 --> 00:41:35,311 Yes!!! 535 00:41:37,112 --> 00:41:38,712 It�s not sexual 536 00:41:39,813 --> 00:41:42,213 Not that you�re not an attractive woman 537 00:41:42,614 --> 00:41:45,114 Actually you are a very attractive woman And maybe... 538 00:41:45,115 --> 00:41:46,715 Get me the hell out of here!!!! 539 00:41:50,816 --> 00:41:52,416 He�s on the move 540 00:42:05,617 --> 00:42:07,717 He�s moving he�s moving 541 00:42:17,818 --> 00:42:18,818 Good job 542 00:42:19,919 --> 00:42:22,219 Hancock? Good Job. 543 00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:24,820 You said that I need you to end this now! 544 00:42:32,921 --> 00:42:33,921 Check the flanks 545 00:42:36,822 --> 00:42:37,822 Secure the perimeter 546 00:42:41,323 --> 00:42:44,423 Spread out They�re gonna come around back 547 00:42:56,224 --> 00:42:58,424 (Glass breaking,screams) What happened to him?