1 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:27,570 The boys leading 3-nil in the 83rd minute here at Celtic Park. 2 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:31,870 The phenom George Dryer looking for his second hat trick of the tournament. 3 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:35,570 On the sideline, McKinley gets there ahead of his marker. 4 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:40,082 McKinley looking for a shot. There's Dryer in the box. 5 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:45,053 Goal. Oh, what a goal from Dryer! That was magnificent. 6 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:51,185 Going down the left wing, crosses to Dryer. 7 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:53,388 Oh, what a brilliant goal! 8 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:57,593 Dryer launched himself at the ball and smashed it into the back of the net. 9 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,999 --With room to run. 10 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,766 More-no, fearing the pressure, {ea ares it for Dryer. 11 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:06,377 Dryer with a shot from near midfield, goal! Goal! 12 00:01:06,533 --> 00:01:09,605 George Dryer with an absolute rocket. 13 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:15,186 - King George does it one more time. - King George! The glorious... 14 00:01:15,342 --> 00:01:19,119 - Dryer is down and it doesn't look good. - A terrible injury for Dryer. 15 00:01:20,547 --> 00:01:23,118 - They've called for a stretcher. - It's a sad day. 16 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,593 George Dryer leaves the game at age 36. 17 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:28,631 Long live King George. 18 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:34,198 And now for CSA Sports in Washington, I'm George Dryer. 19 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:39,572 On a last second penalty kick today, DC United beat the Colorado Rapids 4-3. 20 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:42,304 Now with that victory-- 21 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:46,551 Now with that victory... 22 00:01:46,707 --> 00:01:50,917 ...United has put together its longest winning streak since 2000. 23 00:01:51,078 --> 00:01:56,551 This is your credit card company with an urgent message for George Dryer. 24 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:58,287 Please contact us immediately. 25 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:04,630 Your account is 120 days past due. Thank you. 26 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,359 Oh, Mr. George, Mr. George. 27 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,519 Oh, hey, Param, I'm just... 28 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,532 Last week you said you were gonna get me the security deposit. 29 00:02:36,690 --> 00:02:40,604 I did, that's right. By the way, did your son like the soccer jersey? 30 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:43,640 Yeah, thank you, but you know the security deposit... 31 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:47,301 - I'm on my way to the bank right now. - But it's been two weeks. 32 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:51,005 - Yeah, yeah, don't worry. I'm on it. - Two weeks. 33 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:56,484 So this is me with the Celtic in 2003, against Portugal in the final UF cup. 34 00:02:56,643 --> 00:02:59,385 Liverpool, AC Milan 2005. 35 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:02,152 - It's good stuff when you put it together. - Yeah. 36 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,386 Four medals. This is the boots I wore... 37 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,828 ...when I scored against England when I played with Scotland. 38 00:03:07,988 --> 00:03:10,025 Best moment of my life. 39 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:11,863 - Is that you and Beckham? - Yeah. 40 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:15,837 Quarterfinal of the Champions league. That was a great game. 41 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,304 That's cool, man. 42 00:03:17,464 --> 00:03:19,842 So, what are you doing here in Virginia? 43 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:24,915 I'm just here visiting my boy. He lives here with his mom. 44 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:28,519 Yeah, trying to patch things up, right? I know, I know. 45 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:34,023 I gotta kind of get a bit of a move on So, what do you think for all this'? 46 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,990 I can give you $300 cash for everything. 47 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,095 $300. 48 00:03:40,253 --> 00:03:41,698 - You kidding me? - No. 49 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:44,165 - For all of this? - Yeah. 50 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:46,326 Now, if you had some LeBron James... 51 00:04:02,676 --> 00:04:03,916 Hey, kiddo. 52 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:07,081 - We've been waiting for a half-hour. - I know, sorry. 53 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,592 - Traffic was jammed. A nightmare. - That crazy suburban traffic. 54 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,094 Dad, we're gonna be late. 55 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,858 We'll be fashionably late. Totally different. 56 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:17,399 - I used to do it all the time. - You still do. 57 00:04:17,557 --> 00:04:21,232 Your mom's a funny lady, you know? Can I take him for dinner after? 58 00:04:21,394 --> 00:04:23,271 - Come on, Mom. - He's got homework. 59 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,740 What if we're back by 7? 60 00:04:25,899 --> 00:04:27,071 We'll be back by 7. 61 00:04:27,234 --> 00:04:29,407 Fine, 7. But that doesn't mean 8 or 8:15. 62 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:32,209 - No, no, no, 7. - Enjoy practice. You're late. 63 00:04:32,372 --> 00:04:34,147 - Say, "Bye, Mom." - Bye, Mom. 64 00:04:34,307 --> 00:04:35,945 Bye, Mom. 65 00:04:40,247 --> 00:04:42,591 So I moved into my new place. 66 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,053 I know. 67 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:46,322 Oh, yeah, your mom tell you? 68 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:49,761 Wait till you see it. 69 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:53,427 You got your own room this time. You're gonna love it, kiddo. 70 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:04,777 I'm sorry I haven't been by in a while. I know it's been a couple of weeks. 71 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:08,943 It's more than a couple of weeks. It's been a plethora of weeks. 72 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:12,454 Oh, a plethora, huh? 73 00:05:13,079 --> 00:05:14,615 It means a lot. 74 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:18,957 We're gonna have a plethora of good times today, what do you say, champ? 75 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:23,857 - Hey, how's the team doing? - The team bites. 76 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:27,005 We lost all our games. We haven't scored all season. 77 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,798 Really? 78 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:32,300 Well, that sucks. 79 00:05:32,465 --> 00:05:34,502 So, what does your coach say about that? 80 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,443 I don't know. 81 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:41,649 Well, always remember, you have to respect your coach, okay? 82 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:45,119 - Okay. - All right. Go. Come on. 83 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,181 Enjoy. 84 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:50,856 Kick it with your toes. Remember, we want to score goals. 85 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,665 Go, go find a ball. Hello, hey, what did they say? 86 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:59,031 This way, this way, kick the ball. We're having fun. 87 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:02,298 Hold on a sec. Kick it like...all right'! With your toes. 88 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,674 It's not like it's real football. 89 00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:09,905 Just kick the ball into the goal. 90 00:06:11,137 --> 00:06:13,378 So your legs are getting much longer, huh? 91 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,747 You're gonna be taller than me soon. 92 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:20,052 You got a girlfriend? No? 93 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,419 Well, I need to fix you up, then. 94 00:06:24,484 --> 00:06:26,088 How's school? 95 00:06:26,253 --> 00:06:27,664 It's fine. 96 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,358 My class was supposed to go on a field trip. 97 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:36,064 But Mom's been stressed out lately. Matt says it's because of the wedding. 98 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,731 The wedding? 99 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:40,371 Yeah, Matt and Mom. 100 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,912 Matt and Mom are getting married? 101 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,783 - Hey, guys. How was practice? - It was great. They were really good. 102 00:06:53,947 --> 00:06:55,255 I almost scored a goal. 103 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:59,227 Almost, really? That's amazing. Hey, George. 104 00:06:59,386 --> 00:07:00,797 Hey, Matt. 105 00:07:00,954 --> 00:07:02,262 All right, upstairs. 106 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,868 - Hey. Good night, champ. - Good night, Dad. 107 00:07:07,394 --> 00:07:08,566 Thanks, George. 108 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:10,965 So... 109 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:12,868 ...congratulations. 110 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:17,305 Lewis told me your big news. 111 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,949 I was gonna tell you, but-- 112 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,779 No, I mean it's fine. I mean, it's no big deal-- 113 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,752 I mean, obviously ifs a big deal for you. 114 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:27,289 It's okay, you don't have to say anything. 115 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:28,721 I just... 116 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:32,430 Anyway, okay. It's good. Well done. 117 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:34,155 Thank you. 118 00:07:35,588 --> 00:07:38,125 Fill right, I better be- I'll see you next week. 119 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,326 Yeah. Good night. 120 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,301 All right. Good night. 121 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:54,949 Now, with this victory... 122 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:59,022 ...United has now put together its longest winning streak since 2004. 123 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:02,786 Are you excited? Well, lam, especially since their next game... 124 00:08:02,949 --> 00:08:06,624 ...is against L.A. Galaxy at the L.A. Home Depot Center. 125 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:10,632 Now, Beckham back from injury, Landon Donovan back from suspension. 126 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:15,000 This is shaping up to be a good one. My gran won't be missing this. 127 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:18,472 This is George Dryer signing om', GSA Sports in Washington. 128 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:20,508 Have a great night. 129 00:08:34,547 --> 00:08:36,493 It's the European Cup, 2003. 130 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,892 You, me, Smitty and those Swedish med students... 131 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:41,964 ...who I believe were twins. 132 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:44,159 First, they weren't Swedish. Irish. 133 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,669 Secondly, they weren't med students, they were nursing students. 134 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:50,000 - Finally, they weren't even twins. - What? 135 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:52,734 No, they were triplets. 136 00:08:52,899 --> 00:08:56,176 I could kick myself for not writing a book, not that anybody would believe it. 137 00:08:56,336 --> 00:08:58,646 Yeah, that's a good point. 138 00:08:58,805 --> 00:09:00,876 Hey, ladies and gentlemen. 139 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:04,818 - You all remember George Dryer? - How you doing? 140 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,185 What have you been up to? 141 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:11,159 You were doing some real estate deal up in Canada or something? 142 00:09:11,317 --> 00:09:14,059 What do you know about Canada? Or real estate? 143 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:19,033 Well, it was vacation homes in Winnipeg. I was just a spokesman, so-- 144 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,865 And you had a sports bar, right? 145 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:23,906 Yeah, yeah, I had a bar. You know, the economy. 146 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:26,670 - Right, right. - Didn't work out. 147 00:09:26,833 --> 00:09:30,110 Actually, I've been thinking now about something you suggested. 148 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:32,272 Like sports-casting. 149 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:35,750 I made a demo. 150 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,788 I thought I would-- You know, I'd show it to you first. 151 00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,721 No, I'll definitely take a look at it. 152 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:45,226 They're always looking for someone to replace me around here. 153 00:09:45,385 --> 00:09:47,922 - Chip, you're on. - Oh, shit. 154 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:52,195 Hey, look, put this on my desk, all right. It belongs to my man here. 155 00:09:52,358 --> 00:09:56,067 Listen, take care, man. 156 00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:57,299 All right, man. 157 00:09:57,464 --> 00:09:59,637 - Good to see you. - Always good to see you. 158 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:01,608 Stick around if you want. 159 00:10:02,869 --> 00:10:05,645 - Hey, man. How's it going? - I'm good, I'm good. 160 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:06,943 George Dryer, huh? 161 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:11,249 Yeah, back in the day that man got more ass than a toilet seat. 162 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,152 Hang on, here we go. 163 00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:18,255 All right, soccer fans, big game going on today. 164 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:22,992 Joining us with a look at the matchups in that clash is of course Chip Johnson. 165 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,396 Chip, what do you have? 166 00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:28,937 When our beloved DC United faces off with the Revolution this afternoon... 167 00:10:29,095 --> 00:10:31,268 ...it's all gonna come down to defense. 168 00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:35,573 Unfortunately for us, Jerry, the black and red have that in spades... 169 00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,097 Coach, should we keep going? 170 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,701 That's good. Just keep doing what you're doing. 171 00:10:57,857 --> 00:11:01,430 Put your foot into it. Kick it with your toes. 172 00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,167 Just straight on. 173 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,310 Like I told you a hundred times. 174 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:11,504 Hey, kiddo, give me the ball. 175 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,150 Just use your toes. 176 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:19,279 Okay, anybody want to know how to shoot? 177 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,721 - Dad, what are you doing? - No, ifs fine. 178 00:11:21,881 --> 00:11:25,192 All right, any of you want to score some goals this season? 179 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:26,796 Yeah. 180 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,728 Okay, go in the goal, okay? 181 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:32,802 So first of all you need to know that you don't kick with your toe. 182 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:35,667 You plant yourfoot here and you follow through. 183 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:36,966 On the laces, okay? 184 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:40,543 You gotta plant your left foot down and follow through. 185 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,874 - Who wants to learn how to do that? - Me! 186 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,517 All right, you, come on, let's go. 187 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,745 Give him some encouragement. 188 00:11:50,910 --> 00:11:55,518 Left foot next to the ball, right fool follows through. Come on. 189 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:58,562 Thattaboy, terrific. 190 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,722 We're learning how to shoot. We're learning how to score. 191 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:05,097 Okay, here we are, here we go. 192 00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:09,668 You just can't-- Okay, anybody else want to go? 193 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:13,106 Okay, who's gonna go? You? Okay, on you go. 194 00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:20,548 All right, there we go. 195 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,084 Home, sweet home. 196 00:12:23,776 --> 00:12:25,619 - Did you enjoy that? - Yes. 197 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,958 - You're really good, Dad. - Thank you. 198 00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,556 - Bye, Dad. - All right. 199 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,460 - Bye, champ. - Bye. 200 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:37,693 - I'll see you Saturday, okay? - Okay. 201 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:39,564 - Hey, Man. - Hello, George. 202 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:40,864 He did great. 203 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:52,716 Anderson pushes the ball up center, looking to pass... 204 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:57,446 ...trying to make his move, but instead makes a run for the... 205 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,954 Hello, Stace. Hey, am I bothering yea? 206 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,888 No, nu. I was just. 207 00:13:02,048 --> 00:13:03,493 I was in a meeting. 208 00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:06,631 You always were good at first impressions, weren't you? 209 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,094 What do you mean? 210 00:13:08,254 --> 00:13:12,669 Well, you were such a splash at practice that the parents want you to coach. 211 00:13:12,825 --> 00:13:15,772 Wait, what? What are you talking about? 212 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:19,273 Yeah, I know. The kids loved you. Lewis won't shut up about it. 213 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:22,736 - What about the coach they have? - I don't know. 214 00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:25,348 He doesn't have time. They want you to do it. 215 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,507 I'm flattered, Stace. Really, I am. 216 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:31,486 But I'm kind of in the middle of a couple of things right now-- 217 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,853 George, when was the last time you did anything for Lewis? 218 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,620 And I don't mean a couple of hours at the park. 219 00:13:37,784 --> 00:13:40,924 Okay, just for once-- Just for once. 220 00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:42,864 --Do something for him. 221 00:13:45,958 --> 00:13:49,929 Okay, everybody. Now listen up. Now, this is Lewis' dad, George. 222 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,975 He's your new coach. I'm gonna be the assistant coach. 223 00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,475 Which I'm fine with. 224 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,814 Thanks a lot, Coach Jacob. 225 00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:04,148 In any event, I'm Lewis' dad and I've never coached before... 226 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,621 ...but I have played the game since I was your age... 227 00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,818 ...and it's a great game. 228 00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:13,725 The only thing I'm gonna ask you to do on your own... 229 00:14:13,886 --> 00:14:16,890 ...do 10 minutes a day passing the ball about. 230 00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:18,399 Anybody you can find. 231 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:21,539 I mean, you guys have all got a brother or a mother... 232 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,004 ...or a sister or somebody. Yeah. 233 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,838 Coach, I had a sister, but she died. 234 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,736 Oh, really? 235 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:32,178 I have a brother. Should I play with him? 236 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:36,809 - Yeah, that would-- That'd be good. - Coach, my grandpa died of smoking. 237 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:42,153 Coach? My dad sleeps in the maid's room, and my mom cries at night. 238 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:45,558 - Okay, come on, kids, let's take the field. - Okay. 239 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,925 - All right? - Excellent. Beautiful. 240 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:51,760 There you go. Keep it on the ground. 241 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:55,565 On you go, Lewis. Show them how ifs done. Well done. 242 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,435 You've really got them hustling. 243 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,372 - Hey, Carl King. - Hey. 244 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:03,571 I'm Hunter's dad. Where is that guy? Told him I'd come by after work. 245 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,181 - Welcome. - George Dryer. 246 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,215 - That's right. - I gotta say... 247 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:12,220 ...I was a little bit thrilled when I found out I had a soccer great coaching my boy. 248 00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:16,121 You were a great, great player. Really, really. 249 00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:17,852 Those days are gone. 250 00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:20,190 Oh, no, no. We looked you up on YouTube. 251 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,095 You were one tough son of a bitch. 252 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,793 I mean, I used to play baseball in college. 253 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,302 Nothing anything like on your level, though. 254 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:30,134 I don't want to take your time. 255 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:34,108 I just wanted to let you know how much I really, really appreciate... 256 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:37,908 ...what you're doing for my son and for all the other kids out here. 257 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,914 You could be doing so many more glamorous things. 258 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,643 I don't know about that. 259 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:47,485 Look, I do this every year. I sponsor the team. It pays for the trophies. 260 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:50,423 It buys the uniforms, what not. lfs for the kids. 261 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,493 - Wow, I'm sure everyone appreciates it. - Yeah, yeah. 262 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:59,603 And if you want to let Hunter play goalie, great. Just keep it low-key. 263 00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:01,295 - Goalie it is. - Okay. 264 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,770 And I have a daughter. Sings like Barbra Streisand. 265 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:09,107 She sings the national anthem before a game, so much the better. 266 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,246 - Just keep it... - Low-key. 267 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:16,353 You'll get to know me, I'm always looking for something interesting. 268 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,319 - Hunter, you listen to Coach Dryer. - All right, Dad. 269 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,083 Listen, well done, guys. 270 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,282 Hey, Denise. 271 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,587 Hey, Barb. 272 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,253 So who's the new soccer coach? 273 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,956 I don't know. 274 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:32,125 It's gotta be Stacie's ex, the soccer player. 275 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,998 - Soccer player? - Soccer player? 276 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,468 Really. 277 00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:37,005 So, what does he do now? 278 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:39,871 - What do you need him to do? - That's not what I-- 279 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:42,603 - Through with men. - Oh, come on. 280 00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:45,772 - Hey, Mom. - Hey, sweetheart. 281 00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,943 - Hey, how was it? - It was good. 282 00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:51,384 - Great to see you, Barb. - Bye. You ready? 283 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:09,567 You have 15 new messages. 284 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,731 Hi, coach, this is Aaron's mom. 285 00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:15,368 Coach Len had promised Aaron he could play offense opening day... 286 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,348 ...so hopefully none of that has changed. Call me at 555-0162. 287 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,985 This is Jason's mom. 288 00:17:22,141 --> 00:17:24,178 I just wanted to let you know... 289 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:28,587 ...that Jason's been constipated for over a week, and I just-- 290 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,887 Sorry, I must have run out of time. 291 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,190 I just thought you may not want to run him too hard... 292 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:36,026 ...until he gets a chance to-- 293 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,099 Hi, coach. Zack's mom. 294 00:17:38,257 --> 00:17:43,366 Last year he was diagnosed with ADD and took a vicious shot to the testicles... 295 00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:47,875 ...so maybe it's best to keep him as far away from the ball as possible. 296 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:55,010 Coach? Hi, can I talk to you for a second? 297 00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:56,209 Yeah. 298 00:17:56,375 --> 00:18:00,448 L-- Well, I just-- It'll just take a second. 299 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,059 I wanted to know how he was doing. 300 00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,250 How who's doing? 301 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,626 Billy. I'm Billy's mom. You don't know that. I'm Barb, hi. 302 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,198 - Oh, hey, Barb. - Hi. 303 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:13,360 So I know you watch him play. He's not very good, but he tries so hard. 304 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:17,440 And so I've been practicing with him, but I'm so spastic. 305 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:21,306 And I asked his dad to help too. but he's just so busy... 306 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:25,574 ...which is kind of the story of our marriage and now our divorce and-- 307 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,810 Hey, Barb, he's doing just fine. 308 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,922 - You think so? - Yeah, I do. 309 00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:36,652 I mean a lot of these kids, they don't have experience anyway, you know? 310 00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:42,459 Look, if you, need me to give him some extra help then I'm happy to-- I don't... 311 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,936 - Why are you crying? - I know, I'm sorry. 312 00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:49,266 Okay, thank you. You're right. It's gonna be fine. 313 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:53,766 Okay, okay. Let's win this game. 314 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,914 Win this game, yeah. All right. 315 00:19:14,453 --> 00:19:17,627 All right, folks, so it's my first game as coach. 316 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:20,327 I want you to show me what you've got, all right? 317 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,169 And I want you to go out there and show those wankers what you got, all right'! 318 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,867 Now I want you to be killers. 319 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:31,140 I want you to talk to each other. I want you to pass the ball to each other. 320 00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:35,718 And remember, you can't score if you don't shoot. Ready for that? 321 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:36,945 Yeah! 322 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:39,851 Come around, come in. Okay, hands out. 323 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,960 One, two, three. Go, Cyclones. 324 00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,232 Now, see, the idea is that we all do it together, okay? 325 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:53,632 So on three let's try it again. One, two, three. 326 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:55,500 Go, Cyclones! 327 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,069 Let's get these wankers. 328 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:05,339 Lewis, you've gotta get the ball forward. 329 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,882 Well played. Let's go, now. Let's go. 330 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:13,419 That's it, that's it. Come on, come on. Come on. Move up, guys. 331 00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:15,559 Aaron didn't want to leave practice. 332 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:20,027 I don't think Jason's father has spent three straight hours with him in months. 333 00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,325 Look, I actually caught Brian... 334 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,662 ...practicing a Scottish accent in the mirror this morning. 335 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,874 Keep it going, Lewis. 336 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:41,010 Yeah! 337 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:43,744 - Yes! - Yeah! 338 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:46,048 Finally, we're on the board. 339 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,424 Lewis. 340 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:55,632 - Coach seems like a pretty solid guy. - Yeah. 341 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,359 He's pretty good looking too, huh? 342 00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:02,805 - You're better looking. - What do you mean by that? 343 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,307 I don't wanna marry him, I'm just saying he's good looking. 344 00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:07,967 Okay. 345 00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,705 He's good with the kids too. 346 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:13,072 Right? 347 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:18,145 That's the stuff, that's the stuff. That's what I'm talking about. 348 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,483 High five, high five, Lewis. 349 00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,294 So I got your toothbrush in here. Your pajamas in here. 350 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,126 - Mom, I'll be fine. - Make sure he takes a shower. 351 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,460 He can use the pool. 352 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,728 Oh, that's very funny. 353 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,338 Showers and brush his teeth it is. 354 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:39,499 All right, well, he's all yours. Hey, have fun. Have fun, okay? 355 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:42,111 - It's one night, Mom. -It's gonna be good. 356 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,612 - We're gonna have a great night, champ. - Bye. 357 00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:56,124 Hi, you're Lewis' Dad? I'm Denise, Samantha's mom. 358 00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,827 - Have we met before? - Not that I remember, and I'd remember. 359 00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:06,703 - It's just you look very familiar to me. - I get that all the time. 360 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:10,534 - Help me out. How do I know you? - Okay. 361 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:14,371 Doctors tell me running back Rolando Jones has suffered a torn AOL... 362 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:17,207 ...and will not be returning for the second half. 363 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:21,476 - You were a sportscaster on TV. - Yes, I was, I was. 364 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,985 You see, you're not the only one who used to be someone, coach. 365 00:22:26,445 --> 00:22:29,324 - Well, I'll see you when I see you. - Yeah, see you. 366 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,660 That's your house? It's huge. 367 00:22:32,818 --> 00:22:35,526 No, it's the little house here across the driveway. 368 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:39,135 Here we go, not bad for a couple of bachelors. 369 00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,334 - What do you think? Like it? - Yeah. 370 00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:46,499 I've still got work to do, but it's gonna look pretty great when it's finished. 371 00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:51,671 So that's my bedroom and not to mention... 372 00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,981 "your very own room. Not bad, eh? 373 00:22:56,141 --> 00:22:58,314 - Yeah. - Good, good. 374 00:22:58,477 --> 00:23:00,479 I thought you and I could fix it up. 375 00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:06,028 Maybe we could see if a little bit of Mom's good taste has rubbed off on you. 376 00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:10,861 - Is this me? - Yeah. Of course that's you. 377 00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:16,367 That's me, you and your mom in Italy. We used to have a place by the lake. 378 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:20,066 - Really? Did I like it? - Yeah, you loved it. 379 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,872 We'd put these little floaties on you... 380 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:25,879 ...and take you out to the lake and take you swimming. 381 00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:30,077 You were like a fish. You were a better swimmer than your old man. 382 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:31,619 I don't remember. 383 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:54,271 All right, buddy. 384 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,774 - Good night. - Good night. 385 00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,783 Don't dream of scary monsters. 386 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,281 "Thinking of you"? Oh, shit. 387 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,116 Dad? 388 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:37,618 Hey, you okay? 389 00:24:37,776 --> 00:24:40,086 I had a bad dream. 390 00:24:40,245 --> 00:24:44,159 Oh, really, what happened? 391 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:49,288 I dreamt I was playing soccer, and I looked down and I had no feet. 392 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:54,097 No. The no-feet soccer dream? You can't play soccer with no feet. 393 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,829 - Dad? - Yeah? 394 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,201 I wanna call Mom. 395 00:24:57,629 --> 00:25:01,304 Why do you want to do that? We can work this out ourselves. 396 00:25:01,467 --> 00:25:04,448 We're a couple of big, tough, grown men here. 397 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:08,949 Dad, I wanna go home. 398 00:25:11,110 --> 00:25:14,614 Hey. Go hop in my bed, 10 minutes and then off to your room. 399 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:17,192 Hey, hey, here. 400 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,454 - Bye, Dad. - Bye-bye, Lewis. 401 00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,795 Well, so much for a fun first sleep over, huh? 402 00:25:31,330 --> 00:25:32,638 Good night. 403 00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,875 Will you just give him some time? 404 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:40,513 You know you didn't lose him overnight. 405 00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:47,855 How did you get to be so much more grown-up than me, Stace? 406 00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,651 Somebody had to. 407 00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:56,591 - Good night, George. - Good night. 408 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:04,908 Hey, there's Dad. 409 00:26:05,064 --> 00:26:07,544 Yep, there he is. 410 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,173 - Okay. Bye, Mom. - Bye. 411 00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,778 Hey, Dad. 412 00:26:12,938 --> 00:26:14,110 Hey, kiddo. 413 00:26:14,273 --> 00:26:16,048 You're looking very sharp there. 414 00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,051 - What's the story? - I don't know. 415 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,553 - How are you, man? - Good. 416 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:22,590 Hey, George, George! Yeah, I'll call you back. 417 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:25,388 What are you doing, you staying out of trouble? 418 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,895 I'm trying my best. 419 00:26:28,053 --> 00:26:29,361 Hey, look Patti and I... 420 00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:32,229 ...we're putting together this soiree for Friday. 421 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:35,395 - We wanted to know if you could join us. - This Friday? 422 00:26:35,561 --> 00:26:38,132 Personally, I'd be very grateful if you could. 423 00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:42,074 I've got these guys I'm doing a deal with. They would love to meet you. 424 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:46,740 I think you'll have a great time. I put together a really good group of people. 425 00:26:46,905 --> 00:26:50,045 Be a lot of opportunities there if you know what I mean. 426 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:53,921 - Yeah, okay. - That makes me very happy. 427 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:57,424 I take care of my friends. You're gonna find out that about me. 428 00:26:57,583 --> 00:27:00,257 I take care of my friends. There it goes again. 429 00:27:00,419 --> 00:27:01,420 - See you. - Okay. 430 00:27:01,587 --> 00:27:05,262 Yeah, Sean. No, I think he's a piece of shit. I don't care... 431 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,426 Coach? Hi. 432 00:27:07,593 --> 00:27:09,231 - Hey, Barb. - Hi. 433 00:27:09,394 --> 00:27:12,773 I just wanted to thank you for the other day. 434 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:17,611 Don't worry, I'm not gonna have another melt down on you again. 435 00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,680 I just wanted to say thank you. 436 00:27:19,838 --> 00:27:23,945 You're welcome, Barb. That's fine, you're welcome. 437 00:27:24,343 --> 00:27:27,688 You seem to be getting over it-- Thank you. 438 00:27:30,415 --> 00:27:33,021 Oh, good ball. Yeah, that's it. 439 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,792 Pull his jersey a bit. Yeah, give him a little elbow. 440 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:41,700 Get a good night's sleep, coach? I'm a night owl too. 441 00:27:44,963 --> 00:27:47,944 - Sorry, I didn't get your e-mail till this- - No, relax. 442 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:52,276 I just wanted to tell you that I ran into a mutual friend of ours. 443 00:27:52,437 --> 00:27:54,940 - Chip Johnston. - Chip Johnston? 444 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,643 No way. 445 00:27:56,808 --> 00:28:01,018 I was at GSA when he first started there God, what a small world, huh? 446 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:05,890 So sports-casting, huh, George? Apparently pretty damn good too. 447 00:28:06,051 --> 00:28:08,395 He said that? You think he was for real? 448 00:28:08,554 --> 00:28:11,501 I'll find out tonight. He gave me a copy to watch. 449 00:28:11,657 --> 00:28:14,695 So who knows, maybe I know someone I can give it to. 450 00:28:15,661 --> 00:28:19,006 - Yeah, I'd appreciate that. - I'll let you know, coach. 451 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:28,712 Come on, let's go. Come on. This is sad. 452 00:28:28,874 --> 00:28:32,321 I got a stack of twenties here, doesn't anybody want one? 453 00:28:32,477 --> 00:28:35,583 Well, then hit the Gatorade bottle. 454 00:28:35,747 --> 00:28:38,990 - I bet you coach can do it. - A great idea. Come here. 455 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:41,757 No, that's all right. Thank you. Lewis, come on. 456 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:43,922 Who wants to see coach hit the bottle? 457 00:28:44,089 --> 00:28:45,898 Come on, come on. 458 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:48,368 We don't do the bottle we do the crossbar. 459 00:28:48,527 --> 00:28:50,905 Oh, we can do the crossbar. Hit the crossbar. 460 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:56,279 But you're a pro, so we're gonna move it back right here. Come on. 461 00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,711 All right, all right, all right. 462 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:01,244 Okay, can I get a warm-up shot? 463 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:04,114 There's no warm-up shots in life, George. 464 00:29:11,116 --> 00:29:12,424 Yes! 465 00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:22,228 Wait, wait, wait. Okay, we're gonna make it interesting. 466 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,135 Anybody can hit the crossbar. 467 00:29:24,296 --> 00:29:26,776 - Honestly, I gotta go. - Can you hit this? 468 00:29:27,966 --> 00:29:30,572 I got a hundred bucks says you cannot hit it. 469 00:29:31,203 --> 00:29:33,547 A hundred bucks. Hundred bucks. 470 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,309 Hit the bottle. 471 00:29:35,474 --> 00:29:37,283 We got 200 right here. Two hundred. 472 00:29:37,743 --> 00:29:39,882 Come on. 473 00:29:40,045 --> 00:29:41,991 Okay, all right, all right. 474 00:29:42,147 --> 00:29:44,491 Come on, money plays. 475 00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,235 Yeah! 476 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,319 Somebody comes to the locker room. They say: 477 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,150 "The queen wants to meet you." 478 00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:18,791 And she walks into the locker room, right in front of me. 479 00:30:18,950 --> 00:30:21,794 I'm standing stark naked in front of Queen Elizabeth. 480 00:30:21,953 --> 00:30:26,026 And I said, "Your Majesty, I apologize. I'm so sorry." 481 00:30:26,191 --> 00:30:28,501 And she looks me up and down and she says: 482 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,641 "Not at all, young man. It's an absolute pleasure." 483 00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,443 Come on, George. Come on, let's take a lap. 484 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:39,848 I like you, George, I like you. You're a guy. 485 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:43,009 You're comfortable with yourself. You don't give a shit. 486 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:45,621 You don't seem to give a shit much, either. 487 00:30:45,777 --> 00:30:50,021 Oh, no, no, no. I just know how to hide it, that's all. 488 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,527 I don't know what it is about you. It's crazy, but I trust you. 489 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:56,564 I trust that mug. 490 00:30:56,722 --> 00:31:01,137 For instance, the woman standing by the fireplace... 491 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,796 ...the blond... 492 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:09,071 ...I can comfortably tell you that I am not sleeping with her. 493 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:10,304 Okay. 494 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:14,383 But I can't say the same thing for the woman that she's talking to. 495 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:17,681 Sweetheart. 496 00:31:18,744 --> 00:31:22,590 Patti, have you met the coach? George, this is my wife, Patti. 497 00:31:22,748 --> 00:31:23,818 - Hi. - How do you do? 498 00:31:23,982 --> 00:31:26,724 Now I ask you, is she gorgeous... 499 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,831 ...or is she gorgeous? 500 00:31:28,987 --> 00:31:32,230 You had it right the first time. Nice to meet you, Mrs. King. 501 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:35,395 - Please, call me Patti. - Oh, the councilman's leaving. 502 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:38,871 I'd better massage this. I'll be right back. 503 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,203 It's a beautiful place you have here. 504 00:31:45,337 --> 00:31:47,874 He's laid out quite a spread for you, hasn't he? 505 00:31:48,707 --> 00:31:51,017 No, I don't think it's for me exactly. 506 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:55,124 Oh, no. I've thrown enough parties to know for whom they're thrown and why. 507 00:31:56,381 --> 00:32:00,420 The only thing I can't figure out is he invites one woman he's sleeping with. 508 00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:05,034 I'm not complaining. He takes very good care of me. 509 00:32:05,190 --> 00:32:09,900 I just like to know which one it is. It makes me feel better somehow. 510 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:14,737 I'm sure you're just being paranoid, Mrs. King. 511 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:18,712 That's sweet. You barely know him yet you're already defending him. 512 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:22,745 You know, I have crazy intuition. 513 00:32:22,908 --> 00:32:25,912 I watched you coaching those kids and I said to myself: 514 00:32:26,077 --> 00:32:29,581 "Patti, now that's a good person." 515 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:33,490 Thank you for taking such nice care of my son. 516 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,766 I see a friend standing all alone. 517 00:32:36,922 --> 00:32:40,631 I'm gonna go talk to her. Nice to meet you, George. 518 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:54,276 Well, don't just stare at it, take it for a spin. Come on. 519 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,612 - Really? - Get in. 520 00:33:00,345 --> 00:33:04,293 Lewis saw her in the park the other day. Thought she was a rocket ship. 521 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:07,919 My friend, put that piece of crap back of the parking lot. 522 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,093 Hey, thank you for coming. 523 00:33:11,256 --> 00:33:13,497 You were a huge hit. 524 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,464 See you at practice, coach. Keep it till then. 525 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:21,304 I told you, I take care of my friends. 526 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:32,408 - George. - Oh, hey, Matt. 527 00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,577 What are you doing? It's after midnight. 528 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:37,845 I know. 529 00:34:38,009 --> 00:34:41,456 Hey, I was wondering if I could talk to Stacie. 530 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,682 It's about Lewis. 531 00:34:45,350 --> 00:34:48,627 All right, just hold on. Just hold on for a second, all right? 532 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,227 Shit. 533 00:35:04,235 --> 00:35:05,373 Hey. 534 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,281 Hey. 535 00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:12,317 What? What is it, George? What's wrong? 536 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:15,319 I was just... 537 00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:17,960 - I was just driving by and... - In a Ferrari. 538 00:35:21,386 --> 00:35:24,128 Yeah. You like it? 539 00:35:25,090 --> 00:35:26,797 Yes. 540 00:35:27,258 --> 00:35:32,435 You know, actually, though, it made me think. 541 00:35:32,597 --> 00:35:34,474 Remember Italy? 542 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,178 Remember that place we rented? 543 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:38,837 We had the Ferrari. 544 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,673 George, it is late, okay? 545 00:35:40,839 --> 00:35:43,979 If you wanna talk to me about Lewis, call me in the morning. 546 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,621 Hey, Stace? Stace. 547 00:35:45,777 --> 00:35:48,280 - What? - Do you ever think--? 548 00:35:48,446 --> 00:35:50,858 I'm just saying, but you ever think... 549 00:35:51,016 --> 00:35:55,089 ...what it might have been like if I hadn't screwed it all up? 550 00:35:58,490 --> 00:36:00,629 Yeah, I used to. 551 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:04,304 All the time, I wondered. 552 00:36:06,297 --> 00:36:09,801 You were the most exciting thing that ever happened to me, George. 553 00:36:11,269 --> 00:36:16,651 One second I'm a 23-year-old from Virginia backpacking around England... 554 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:20,483 ...and the next I'm falling in love with a soccer star... 555 00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:25,560 ...and vacationing in the most incredible villas in Tuscany. 556 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,322 So you do remember. 557 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:32,296 Yeah, I remember the pizza too. 558 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,169 Pizza, right. 559 00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:41,206 Honey, is everything all right? 560 00:36:41,366 --> 00:36:44,540 Yeah, babe. Sorry, just two seconds, I'll be in. 561 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,205 Okay. 562 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:51,744 I'm concerned Lewis has a learning disability. 563 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:53,682 You are? 564 00:36:54,079 --> 00:36:56,525 No, I'm just saying you can tell that to Matt. 565 00:37:00,752 --> 00:37:02,231 Oh, okay. 566 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,334 - All right, good night. - Good night. 567 00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:06,935 Good night. 568 00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:13,699 - Is everything okay? - Nothing. 569 00:37:28,213 --> 00:37:29,851 - Hey. - Hi. 570 00:37:30,014 --> 00:37:31,049 How are you? 571 00:37:31,216 --> 00:37:34,925 I got your address off the team roster and I was in the neighborhood... 572 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:39,626 ...so I was like, "Wow, that is a-- Your house is huge." 573 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:43,295 - I guess I should have figured, but... - I live in the guesthouse. 574 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:46,436 Oh, cool. 575 00:37:48,366 --> 00:37:50,573 - Is everything all right? - Yeah, yeah. 576 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:55,150 Fridays are just kind of hard because I drop Billy off at his Dads house. 577 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:59,550 I thought I would have all these plans and I'd sleep in really late... 578 00:37:59,711 --> 00:38:03,215 ...but I always end up just driving around in circles. 579 00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:06,260 So...what's that? 580 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:07,828 I didn't say anything. 581 00:38:08,586 --> 00:38:11,499 Oh, I thought I heard you invite me in for a drink. 582 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:13,932 No, no, I was just listening to you. 583 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:20,238 - Would you like...? - Yeah, let's have a drink. 584 00:38:21,432 --> 00:38:24,276 You should plant some flowers in here or something. 585 00:38:24,435 --> 00:38:26,642 What were the colors of your soccer team? 586 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:29,843 Because you could probably get flowers in those colors. 587 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:38,192 I haven't been in a bachelor pad in years. 588 00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:44,800 - Cheers, to our kids. - Yeah. 589 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:47,368 - Remember them? - To our kids. 590 00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:54,433 You must miss Lewis living with you. You guys are so close. 591 00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:58,172 - Sure I do, yeah. - Yeah. 592 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,146 - I just decided something recently. - What's that? 593 00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:04,310 I decided to start dating again. 594 00:39:04,475 --> 00:39:07,046 - Oh, that's great. - Yeah. 595 00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,318 I know. I figure I'm worth dinner and a movie, right? 596 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:15,055 I mean, I know I'm not Penelope Cruz, but could be worse. I could be worse. 597 00:39:15,220 --> 00:39:19,794 That would be a good line for the Internet, "You've dated worse." 598 00:39:19,958 --> 00:39:21,995 I actually am on the Internet. 599 00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:25,198 Can I show you my profile? I'd love your opinion. 600 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:30,335 Yeah, well, I'm the last guy you want advice from, but... 601 00:39:31,736 --> 00:39:33,079 "Perfect mate." 602 00:39:33,238 --> 00:39:38,085 I have to do my secret password so look away. Okay. 603 00:39:38,243 --> 00:39:41,087 Look at all this going on, huh? 604 00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:45,558 Here's me thinking that sitting around in my boxers is gonna get me a date. 605 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:51,167 No-- I mean you probably could. I know that... 606 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:55,862 I mean, it's not like a really sexy picture, but I didn't wanna look skanky. 607 00:39:58,096 --> 00:40:01,339 So if you didn't know me, would you call me? 608 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,208 Yeah. 609 00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:04,745 - Really? - Yeah. 610 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,883 Absolutely I would call you. 611 00:40:07,038 --> 00:40:09,518 Your inbox in gonna be full. 612 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:13,118 You're an attractive woman, Barb. 613 00:40:13,278 --> 00:40:19,058 You just gotta have a little more-- A little more confidence in yourself. 614 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:27,564 - Okay, I think I'm gonna go now. - Yeah. 615 00:40:27,725 --> 00:40:29,727 I should go because"... 616 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:33,409 Thank you so much for the halfa beer... 617 00:40:33,564 --> 00:40:38,980 ...and I'll see you at practice. 618 00:40:39,137 --> 00:40:40,946 Sure. 619 00:40:41,806 --> 00:40:46,755 If you did know me and you saw that ad, would you call? 620 00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,755 Yeah. I would. 621 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,929 Okay. Bye. 622 00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:55,428 Good night. 623 00:41:14,639 --> 00:41:15,913 Hi. 624 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:20,987 - You're not gonna cry again, are you? - No, I promise I won't cry. 625 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,955 But you're gonna have to take it really slow, okay? 626 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,793 Son of a bitch. 627 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:06,992 - Hello. - George, did I wake you? It's Carl. 628 00:42:07,158 --> 00:42:08,796 Hey, Carl. What's up? 629 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,735 I hate to bother you with this... 630 00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:14,035 ...but do you happen to keep any cash around the house? 631 00:42:14,665 --> 00:42:16,474 Do I keep cash around the house? 632 00:42:16,634 --> 00:42:21,083 $10,000 to be exact. Look, I know it's a lot, but ifs for my bail. 633 00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:23,583 Oh, my God. Are you in jail? 634 00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:27,348 Yeah, it's so stupid. I'm embarrassed to even-- 635 00:42:27,512 --> 00:42:31,858 I had a few too many last night, some guy was looking at Patti... 636 00:42:32,016 --> 00:42:34,189 I don't want to bore you with all of it. 637 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:38,391 Actually, Carl, I gotta take Lewis to his soccer game in, like, two hours. 638 00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:42,197 Swing by the house, grab the money, come down here and pay my bail... 639 00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,067 ...and Bob's your uncle. 640 00:42:45,029 --> 00:42:47,339 - George, hi. - Hi, Mrs. King. 641 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:51,173 I just came to get the... The bail. 642 00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,841 - The bail. - Yeah. 643 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:56,542 I'm so sorry, come in. 644 00:42:59,377 --> 00:43:02,449 This is so embarrassing. Do you want something to drink? 645 00:43:02,613 --> 00:43:04,718 No, I'm good. I've gotta get a move on. 646 00:43:04,882 --> 00:43:08,295 Okay, I'm just so over this, George. 647 00:43:08,453 --> 00:43:11,127 I don't want to get involved in your business. 648 00:43:11,289 --> 00:43:13,633 - I'm sorry. No, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 649 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:17,762 He does it all the time. It's just one of his things. 650 00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:22,400 He gets kind of jealous sometimes. Don't you think he should stay there? 651 00:43:22,567 --> 00:43:24,706 Hey, buddy, Carl King. Come on. 652 00:43:24,869 --> 00:43:27,247 He'll be out in a second. Just take it easy. 653 00:43:27,405 --> 00:43:28,975 - Hello? - Hey, Stacie. 654 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,882 - Where the hell are you? -ls Lewis there? 655 00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:34,580 - Yeah, hold on. - Dad? 656 00:43:34,745 --> 00:43:38,420 Hey, kiddo. Hey, listen. I've got a surprise for you. 657 00:43:38,583 --> 00:43:40,290 Remember that cool car you saw? 658 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,761 - You mean the rocket-ship car? - Yeah. 659 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:45,730 - How would you like to go in that? - Great. 660 00:43:45,890 --> 00:43:49,167 The only thing is might be a little late. 661 00:43:49,927 --> 00:43:53,136 - We're not gonna miss the game? - No, no, no. We're not. 662 00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,504 - I'll be there before you know it. - Okay. 663 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:57,441 All right, kiddo. 664 00:43:59,437 --> 00:44:01,747 - Do not go in there. - Wasn't planning on it. 665 00:44:01,906 --> 00:44:04,750 Let's get out of here. I hope Patti didn't bust your balls too much. 666 00:44:04,909 --> 00:44:07,822 Trust me, she's no angel. 667 00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:10,459 She's always threatening to walk out. 668 00:44:10,615 --> 00:44:15,189 Hinting at other men. I even had her followed for a time. 669 00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:19,995 Thousands of dollars for a tour of the Beltway's finest shopping malls. 670 00:44:20,858 --> 00:44:24,704 I'm not letting her go, George, not to another man. 671 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,473 Not a living man. 672 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:39,013 - I know, I know. Hey, champ. - Bye, Mom. 673 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,815 Bye, baby. See you soon. 674 00:44:40,978 --> 00:44:43,549 - I'll have him back by 9. - Whoa, Dad, cool car. 675 00:44:43,714 --> 00:44:48,629 Yeah, you like it? Okay, let's go have some fun. 676 00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:52,791 - Dad, this is so cool. - It's cool, huh? 677 00:44:52,957 --> 00:44:56,632 Oh, hey, careful with those buttons. That alarm is a bit sensitive. 678 00:44:59,497 --> 00:45:01,568 Dad, you know we missed the game. 679 00:45:05,203 --> 00:45:07,080 Yes. 680 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,875 Hey, I'm sorry, champ. 681 00:45:12,476 --> 00:45:14,387 It's okay. 682 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:27,432 All right, Lewis. 683 00:45:27,592 --> 00:45:31,699 Let me ask you a question, and I want you to be totally honest with me. 684 00:45:32,597 --> 00:45:36,670 If I let you take this wheel, do you think you could handle this thing? 685 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:39,605 - Are you serious? - Do I look serious? 686 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:44,185 How many kids do you know get to see a soccer game on a Sunday? 687 00:45:44,342 --> 00:45:46,049 - A lot. - A lot, right? 688 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:49,619 But how many get to drive a Ferrari? 689 00:45:53,117 --> 00:45:54,892 Ready? 'Yes! 690 00:45:55,052 --> 00:45:56,861 Let's go! 691 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,361 - Faster? - Faster. 692 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:06,133 Careful, we're coming to a bend. 693 00:46:06,297 --> 00:46:08,072 Nice and easy. 694 00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:09,939 There we go. 695 00:46:11,402 --> 00:46:14,246 Look at you, you're a natural. 696 00:46:15,806 --> 00:46:16,978 - All right. - All right? 697 00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,621 - Yeah! - Keep your eye on the road, Lewis. 698 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:21,723 Yeah! 699 00:46:22,546 --> 00:46:24,048 - Faster? - Yes. 700 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:27,255 - I'm giving you control now, okay? - Yes. 701 00:46:27,418 --> 00:46:30,888 Around the bend. There you go. 702 00:46:31,055 --> 00:46:34,468 You got it. You got it. 703 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:39,070 - Yeah. - All right! 704 00:46:39,230 --> 00:46:40,504 - Yeah! - Awesome! 705 00:46:40,665 --> 00:46:42,269 Awesome! 706 00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:46,775 Oh, yeah! 707 00:46:46,937 --> 00:46:48,416 Lewis! 708 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,830 Let's not tell your mom about this. 709 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:08,259 - Hey, Dad? - Yeah? 710 00:47:08,426 --> 00:47:09,837 Can I ask you something? 711 00:47:09,994 --> 00:47:11,029 Yeah. 712 00:47:11,195 --> 00:47:13,436 Are you sad Mom's getting married? 713 00:47:17,301 --> 00:47:18,541 Yeah. 714 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,648 But Matt seems like a nice guy. 715 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:24,980 Yeah. Me and mom talked about it... 716 00:47:25,142 --> 00:47:27,679 ...and I decided I'm not gonna call him Dad. 717 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:30,784 Do you think that'll hurt his feelings? 718 00:47:32,483 --> 00:47:35,362 I think whatever makes you feel good, you should do. 719 00:47:46,797 --> 00:47:48,299 - Hello? - George, it's Denise. 720 00:47:48,466 --> 00:47:49,638 I watched your tape. 721 00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,713 Your posture needs work, you could use direction... 722 00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:54,508 ...but you've got some skills. 723 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:56,345 - Wow, thank you. - Guess what? 724 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:59,181 ESPN are looking to expand their soccer coverage. 725 00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:01,482 They're meeting with people right now. 726 00:48:01,645 --> 00:48:05,058 ESPN? As in the ESPN? 727 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,253 We should redo your tape, George. 728 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:09,898 It's now or never, George. 729 00:48:10,921 --> 00:48:12,696 Why are we at Samantha's house? 730 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:16,600 The thing is, champ, I'm trying to get this job as a sportscaster... 731 00:48:16,761 --> 00:48:19,071 ...and Samantha's mom is gonna help me. 732 00:48:19,230 --> 00:48:20,868 Why now? 733 00:48:21,031 --> 00:48:24,877 If I don't do it now, then they'll give the job to somebody else. 734 00:48:26,370 --> 00:48:27,542 - Hi. - Hey. 735 00:48:27,705 --> 00:48:29,412 - Hi, Lewis. - Hey. 736 00:48:29,573 --> 00:48:31,246 Come on in. 737 00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,293 Wait till you see what Samantha has. You're gonna have fun. 738 00:48:39,450 --> 00:48:42,124 You wanna play a game? It's called "Angry Birds." 739 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,789 Hi. Hey, Lewis. 740 00:48:44,955 --> 00:48:48,528 Aracelli, there's pasta and garlic bread for the kids, okay? 741 00:48:48,692 --> 00:48:52,299 Here. We're going to the studio. See you guys. 742 00:48:52,463 --> 00:48:54,739 - How long are we gonna be? - An hour, max. 743 00:48:56,033 --> 00:48:58,377 You hear that, buddy? We're gonna be an hour. 744 00:48:58,536 --> 00:49:00,311 All right. Before you know it. 745 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:04,286 In three, two, one. Recording. 746 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:07,946 - The Los Angeles Galaxy came into-- - George, where's the fire?